# E5 - Magical Girl in Distress
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD108K/magical-girl-in-distress)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:35] Pink**
*I am Ranger Daybreak Pink.*
**[01:39] Pink**
Transform.
**[02:00] Pink**
* I will defeat the Evil League,*
* which threatens Earth.*
**[02:03] Pink**
*That's my job.*
**[02:08] Pink**
*Every day I patrol, and occasionally I fight.*
**[02:13] Pink**
* Again and again, I send*
* enemies flying with my strikes.*
**[02:24] Pink**
*I've had enough...*
**[02:26] Pink**
* of this hero suit that's*
* like full-body tights,*
**[02:29] Pink**
* and of this knock-down,*
* drag-out fighting style.*
**[02:34] Pink**
*Because the truth is...*
**[02:53] (Flashback) Pink**
They're so cute.
**[02:55] Pink**
The truth is that I always wanted
to be a magical girl!
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[03:06] Pink**
Stupid!
**[03:08] Pink**
You could never pull that look off!
For shame!
**[03:19] Pink**
This is Daybreak Pink. Enemies eliminated.
**[03:22] Pink**
I'm returning to my patrol.
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[03:30] Pink**
*Yeah, I'm just not suited for it.*
**[03:38] Pink**
It's gone...
**[03:39] Pink**
* The keychain I bought because*
* I'm so into magical girl wands!*
**[03:43] Pink**
*I had it in my purse as a good-luck charm.*
**[03:46] Pink**
*Maybe it fell out when I was shopping?*
**[03:50] Mugi**
Blue, are you going out to collect Red?
**[03:52] Sora**
You're not going to wait for Black?
**[03:54] Blue**
That's right.
**[03:56] Blue**
Pink, what're you doing?
**[03:58] Pink**
Ugh, Blue.
**[03:59] Blue**
Huh?
**[04:00] Blue**
Oh, you're wearing glasses today.
**[04:03] Pink**
*I* know *this guy would make fun of me if
he found out I had magical girl swag.*
**[04:09] Pink**
Not that it's any of your business.
**[04:11] Blue**
What? You know, you never show
so much as a shred of cuteness.
**[04:19] Pink**
Then why not just deal with Red? *He's* cute.
**[04:23] Blue**
Huh?
**[04:24] Blue**
This is exactly what I'm talking—
**[04:25] Blue**
Ow!
**[04:29] Mugi**
That was bad of both of you.
**[04:32] Sora**
But you should think a little more
before you open your mouth, Blue.
**[04:36] Sora**
Shame on you.
**[04:37] Blue**
Ow!
**[04:41] Sora**
Pink, are you about to go out?
**[04:44] Mugi**
It's almost time for Black's patrol.
**[04:47] Mugi**
Blue can go collect Red.
**[04:51] Pink**
I won't cause any trouble.
**[05:01] Pink**
* I know better than anyone*
* that I'm devoid of cuteness.*
**[05:08] Pink**
It's not here...
**[05:10] Pink**
Or here...
**[05:18] Pink**
It's not here either.
**[05:31] Pink**
I'll leave soon.
**[05:43] Pink**
*It's nowhere to be found.*
**[05:47] Pink**
*And the shop is closed now.*
**[05:49] Pink**
*That leaves...*
***SIGN*** Unohara Police Box
**[05:52] Pink**
Um, excuse me.
**[05:55] Pink**
There it is!
***SIGN*** Beware suspicious phone calls!
**[05:59] police officer**
Someone only just came by to drop it off.
**[06:04] police officer**
They *just* walked out the door,
so they might still be nearby—
**[06:08] police officer**
Look for someone tall in a trench coat!
**[06:17] Red**
I'm home!
**[06:18] Red**
Today I made it back all by myself!
**[06:22] Red**
What's wrong with you two?
**[06:25] Mugi**
If Pink turns to crime, it's Blue's fault.
**[06:28] sfx**
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**[06:30] sfx**
ache ache ache ache ache
**[06:34] Red**
Blue, you can't make little kids cry.
**[06:37] Blue**
They're not the ones in tears. I am.
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
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ache
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ache
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ache
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ache
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ache
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ache
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ache
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ache
**[06:40] Blue**
My legs hurt like hell.
**[06:43] Blue**
And *someone* was already
giving me a stomachache.
***SIGN*** "someone"
**[06:47] Red**
Sorry.
**[06:48] Mugi**
Can we ask Black to go and get Pink?
**[06:52] Blue**
If she's not back in ten minutes, I'll go.
**[06:59] Pink**
That's not them.
***SIGN*** Unohara
Community
Bus
**[07:03] Pink**
Nope.
**[07:04] Pink**
Double nope.
**[07:15] Pink**
*That's the one!*
**[07:17] Pink**
Hey, wait...
**[07:22] Pink**
Wait up!
**[07:30] Pink**
Are you the one who turned this in?
**[07:32] Mr. Villain**
Yes. You're the owner, I take it?
**[07:36] Pink**
I, um...
**[07:38] Pink**
Thank you very much.
**[07:41] Mr. Villain**
Take care not to lose
the things you treasure...
**[07:48] Mr. Villain**
Miss Magical Girl.
**[07:59] Pink**
What's with him?
**[08:03] Pink**
Does he know about *Magical Girl Angel Anima*?
**[08:10] Pink**
* That's actually what I've always*
* wanted to be called instead of a Ranger.*
**[08:25] Pink**
I'd better put this away so I don't lose it.
**[08:30] Blue**
Hey.
**[08:36] Blue**
Don't walk around by yourself at this hour.
**[08:39] Blue**
Everyone's worried about you.
**[08:42] Blue**
Find what you were looking for?
**[08:44] Pink**
I did.
**[08:47] Blue**
Okay.
**[08:49] Blue**
Let's go home.
**[08:51] Pink**
You'll stretch out my sleeve.
**[08:53] Blue**
Then start walking.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[09:23] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[09:32] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
***SIGN*** Panda Enclosure
**[09:40] Mr. Villain**
* Today's objective is the*
* black-and-white furball.*
**[09:46] Mr. Villain**
*Just you wait, fur-face!*
**[10:34] Mr. Villain**
*So cute!*
**[10:36] Mr. Villain**
*What's the deal with this creature?!*
**[10:43] Mr. Villain**
*I didn't notice when I first came to Earth,*
**[10:46] Mr. Villain**
*but these days when I walk around,*
***SIGN*** Unohara Drugstore
**[10:49] Mr. Villain**
*there are pandas everywhere you look.*
**[10:53] Mr. Villain**
*For example...*
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[10:55] Mr. Villain**
* they even show up in this "anime"*
* stuff the Earthlings enjoy.*
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[11:04] Mr. Villain**
*It figures.*
**[11:05] Mr. Villain**
* Putting wings on pandas makes*
* them that much more charming.*
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
***SIGN*** Panda Fair Now Underway
***SIGN*** Panda Fair Now Underway
**[11:28] staffer**
The Panda Fair is underway.
**[11:29] child**
Thanks!
**[11:30] staffer**
If you buy a panda product,
you'll receive a stamp.
**[11:39] child**
Thanks!
**[11:44] child**
Thank you, Mr. Panda!
**[12:02] staffer**
Get ten stamps to exchange them for
a shopping district-original panda prize!
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
**[12:14] staffer**
The Panda Fair is underway!
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
Panda Fair Stamp Card
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
***SIGN*** Get a stamp each time you
buy a panda product!
Collect ten stamps and get
an original panda prize!
**[12:21] Mr. Villain**
*I see.*
**[12:23] Mr. Villain**
* You buy ten panda products,*
* then get a prize on top of that.*
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
***SIGN*** Get a stamp each time you buy a panda product!
***SIGN*** Collect ten stamps and get an original panda prize!
**[12:29] Mr. Villain**
*That's fabulous.*
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
**[12:40] Mr. Villain**
*Bread is a must-have.*
**[12:42] Mr. Villain**
* Although it's hard to know*
* where to bite first.*
**[12:52] Mr. Villain**
*Panda sandwich bread?!*
**[12:58] clerk**
We'll cut it to your desired thickness.
**[13:05] Mr. Villain**
*What an awful threat, Earthling!*
**[13:10] Mr. Villain**
Hold on.
**[13:18] Mr. Villain**
*That would make even more pandas.*
**[13:25] clerk**
Thank you very much!
**[13:30] Mr. Villain**
I made off with quite the purchase.
***SIGN*** Chinese Deli
***SIGN*** Steamed Dumplings
***SIGN*** Everything Buns
***SIGN*** Panda Print Meat Buns
***SIGN*** Panda Print Potstickers
***SIGN*** Chinese Deli
***SIGN*** Unohara Grocery
***SIGN*** Chinese Noodles
***SIGN*** Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Kiyoya Sweets
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
**[14:15] Mr. Villain**
I ended up pretty much just getting food.
**[14:23] Mr. Villain**
Just one more to go.
***SIGN*** Prize Exchange
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
**[14:34] Mr. Villain**
I'd like to trade this in.
**[14:35] old lady**
Sure thing.
**[14:39] old lady**
Please choose which prize you'd like.
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District Panda Fair Prize List
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
***SIGN*** Tumbler
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Reusable bag
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
***SIGN*** Tumbler
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Reusable shopping bag
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
***SIGN*** Reusable shopping bag
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
***SIGN*** Prize Exchange
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
**[15:22] Mr. Villain**
No, wait.
**[15:24] Mr. Villain**
This isn't easy.
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
***SIGN*** Tumbler
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
**[15:32] Mr. Villain**
I'll take this.
***SIGN*** Meat Buns
***SIGN*** Potstickers
***SIGN*** Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[16:14] Mr. Villain**
*Today is my day off.*
**[16:23] Mr. Villain**
* When work gets busy, I inevitably*
* end up neglecting things at home.*
**[16:29] Mr. Villain**
*And so, today is...*
**[16:35] Mr. Villain**
*all about cleaning.*
**[16:42] Mr. Villain**
* I heard that with vacuums, the suction is*
* stronger when you pull than when you push.*
**[16:50] Mr. Villain**
* Dust bunnies readily form*
* in the corners of rooms.*
**[16:54] Mr. Villain**
*You've got to be thorough.*
**[17:31] Mr. Villain**
There.
**[17:37] Mr. Villain**
Might as well reorganize, too.
**[17:40] Mr. Villain**
That reminds me...
I'm almost out of detergent.
**[17:45] Mr. Villain**
I can throw out this stuff down here.
***SIGN*** The box is empty
**[18:07] Mr. Villain**
I'll hang on to it...
**[18:34] Mr. Villain**
*Time for a little break.*
***SIGN*** Panda just eats bamboo
**[18:43] Mr. Villain**
* They uploaded a special video*
* shot by the zookeepers?!*
***SIGN*** Just filmed! Special video by the zookeepers
***SIGN*** I tried making rice balls that look like pandas from behind!
**[19:29] Mr. Villain**
What nice weather.
**[19:31] Mr. Villain**
I'm glad I hung the laundry out to dry.
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
*This creature...*
**[19:46] Mr. Villain**
*Animalia. Chordata.*
**[19:48] Mr. Villain**
*Vertebrata. Mammalia.*
**[19:50] Mr. Villain**
*Carnivora. Feliformia.*
**[19:53] Mr. Villain**
*Felidae. Felis.*
**[19:55] Mr. Villain**
*A cat!*
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
* This creature's standoffish attitude and*
* charm have made it a favorite with Earthlings.*
**[20:05] Mr. Villain**
*That favor is a weakness!*
**[20:08] Mr. Villain**
* If we win them over to our side,*
* they should prove a valuable asset.*
**[20:13] Mr. Villain**
* And this cat's coat resembles*
* a panda's to boot.*
**[20:21] Mr. Villain**
Hey, cat. Nice weather we're having, huh?
**[20:31] Mr. Villain**
*It won't even look my way.*
**[20:33] Mr. Villain**
*But all the better, Earthlings.*
**[20:36] Mr. Villain**
*I shall not be dissuaded.*
**[20:41] Mr. Villain**
*We're newcomers to this world.*
**[20:44] Mr. Villain**
* Perhaps I sounded too rude to one*
* who has dwelt here for eons.*
**[20:49] Mr. Villain**
*In other words...*
**[20:51] Mr. Villain**
Isn't today's weather
simply delightful, Mr. Cat?
**[20:54] Mr. Villain**
*How'd you like that, feline?!*
**[20:59] Mr. Villain**
*I earned a glance!*
**[21:01] Mr. Villain**
*Did you see that, Earthlings?!*
**[21:08] Mr. Villain**
*O-Oh, of course. It has a different language.*
**[21:13] Mr. Villain**
* That's so obvious.*
* How could I have forgotten?*
**[21:17] Mr. Villain**
* This cat has been sitting here listening*
* to my unintelligible babble!*
**[21:23] Mr. Villain**
*How generous in spirit it must be!*
**[21:25] Mr. Villain**
*I must respond in good faith.*
***SIGN*** On patrol
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
Vega and Altair.
**[23:24] Mr. Villain**
A fleeting rendezvous.
**[23:27] Mr. Villain**
They approach and retreat, like waves.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
They're drawn together,
then they part once more.
**[23:38] Mr. Villain**
A small strip of paper for a wish.
**[23:41] Mr. Villain**
The stars twinkle, and the sea resounds.
**[23:45] Mr. Villain**
Those who wish in summer.
***SIGN*** Those Who Wish in Summer