8 - An Equestrian Fit for a Cat

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[00:43] Voice
    The Takamagahara Commemorative
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative
    
    Maid Café Eto
    
    
    Manager's Cup
[00:46] Voice
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup!
[01:08] [SONG] Title
    ETOTAMA
SIGN    Episode 8 An Equestrian Fit for a Cat
[02:40] Uma
    Everyone!
[02:41] Uma
    The Takamagahara Commemorative
[02:44] Uma
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
    begins this afternoon!
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[02:46] Uma
    Be sure you're ready!
[02:48] Shima
    Oh, the Manager's Cup?
    It's that time already?
[02:52] Uma
    Please don't shorten it to "Manager's Cup"!
[02:55] Uma
    It's the Takamagahara Commemorative
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup.
[02:58] Uma
    The Takamagahara Commemorative
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup!
[03:02] Dora
    You sound awfully haughty.
[03:04] Uma
    Of course I do!
[03:06] Uma
    We must make this year's
    Takamagahara Commemorative
[03:09] Uma
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup exciting!
[03:12] Takeru
    U-Um...
[03:14] Takeru
    Sorry. What is this "Manager's Cup"?
[03:18] Uma
    I knew it!
[03:22] Takeru
    Huh? Wh-What's wrong?
[03:25] Uma
    It's all right, Takeru-san.
[03:27] Uma
    This is my own fault.
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[03:30] Uma
    The Takamagahara Commemorative
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[03:33] Uma
    is a historical ritual in the Eto realm,
[03:35] Uma
    and I'm the Eto-shin in charge
    of this very important event.
SIGN    stick
[03:39] Uma
    Yet...
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup God Viewership Ratings
[03:40] Uma
    As you can see, the viewers
    among the gods have plummeted.
[03:44] Uma
    The previous Takamagahara
    Commemorative Maid Café Eto
[03:48] Uma
    Manager's Cup only earned a rating of 1.8%.
[03:50] Uma
    If it drops below 1%, it will be canceled!
[03:54] Takeru
    God viewership rating?
[03:56] Uri
    It's what it sounds like:
    the number of gods who watch it.
[03:59] Uri
    All divine rituals are
    overseen by the many gods.
[04:02] Uri
    The more important or noteworthy the ritual,
[04:05] Uri
    the higher the god ratings.
[04:08] Takeru
    Oh...
[04:09] Shar
    You are included in the god
    viewership rating, as well.
[04:11] Takeru
    Huh?
[04:12] Shar
    You watch the ETM12 on the
    Sol/Lull TV, do you not?
[04:16] Shar
    That registers as god viewership.
[04:20] Takeru
    Really? I'm not a god, though...
[04:22] Mei
    You're a unique situation, Takeru-san.
[04:25] Shima
    Yeah. Normally the Sol/Lull TV is
[04:27] Shima
    only summoned in front of gods.
[04:29] Shima
    So if there's a boring ritual
    or dull program on,
[04:32] Shima
    the gods turn the Sol/Lull TV off.
[04:35] Uma
    The process isn't that simple!
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[04:38] Uma
    Now, instead of watching in
    real time, many gods record it,
[04:41] Uma
    or watch via methods that
[04:43] Uma
    aren't reflected in the ratings...
[04:45] Uri
    Incidentally, I prefer to record things
    and watch them at my leisure.
[04:49] InuKey
    Ditto!
[04:50] Uma
    And that's why our god
    ratings are dropping!
[04:53] Key
    Shows just keep piling up before
    I can watch them, though.
[04:56] Inu
    Yeah, and then I can't be bothered
    to watch and just delete them.
[04:59] Usa
    Oh, if you buy the Blu-rays,
    that won't happen.
[05:02] Key
    I'm not buying those.
    I don't have the money.
[05:05] Inu
    And I don't have anywhere to put them.
[05:06] Usa
    People like you are the reason
    there's so much insecurity in this industry!
[05:10] Usa
    Buy the discs!
[05:11] Usa
    Show proper gratitude to
    the staff who sweat blood
[05:14] Usa
    and wipe their tears with more
    tears producing these things!
[05:17] Usa
    Don't just watch with a dumb look on
    your face! If you watch it, buy it!
[05:20] Usa
    Money needs to be put into
    circulation in this world!
[05:22] InuKey
    U-Uh... Right...
[05:25] Usa
    I'm saying—
[05:27] Uma
    Save that discussion for next time.
[05:30] Uma
    I'm talking about something much
    more important right now.
[05:34] Takeru
    Wow. She doesn't just freak out,
[05:37] Takeru
    but actually takes charge
    when she needs to.
[05:40] Uri
    Of all the Chinese zodiac,
[05:42] Uri
    Uma-tan is among the one
    or two most serious.
[05:45] Uri
    In other words, she's the type
    that's a pain to deal with.
[05:48] Takeru
    You didn't have to add that last part...
[05:50] Uma
    I'm a pain to deal with?!
[05:52] Uri
    See?
[05:53] Takeru
    Don't say that!
[05:55] Takeru
    It's because you said
    something so venomous!
[05:57] Takeru
    Er, I wasn't talking about you, Shar-tan.
[06:00] Mei
    Ah, that's my Takeru-san!
[06:03] Mei
    What a thoughtful follow-up!
    You're so wonderful!
[06:05] Takeru
    Uh, it's nothing to swoon about...
[06:08] Takeru
    Come on, stop crying!
[06:10] Takeru
    Jeez, comebacks are a full-time job when
[06:12] Takeru
    the entire cast is here for once...
[06:15] Uma
    A-Anyway, the average god
    rating for this year's
[06:18] Uma
    Takamagahara Commemorative
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[06:19] Uma
    will determine the fate of the
[06:23] Uma
    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid
    Café Eto Manager's Cup!
[06:27] Uma
    If it does end up being canceled...
[06:29] Uma
    As it is, people say the zodiac animals from
    "horse" onward have an unpleasant sound...
[06:34] Uma
    but I'll be unable to do
    my job as an Eto-shin,
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[06:36] Uma
    and there'll be no meaning to my existence!
[06:40] Nya
    No meaning? You're exaggerating!
[06:43] Nya
    If you want god ratings, just strip!
[06:45] Mo
    Take it off!
[06:47] Mo
    I wanna see Nya-tan fully nude! Come on!
[06:52] Mo
    I'll take 'em off for you!
[06:55] Mo
    I got a treasure!
[06:57] Nya
    Not happening!
[06:58] Mo
    Ouch!
[06:59] Mo
    But that was pretty nice, too...
[07:02] Nya
    Get lost, pervert!
[07:05] Uma
    A vulgar idea such as nudity
    is out of the question.
[07:09] Uma
    We must make this a thrilling race that
[07:11] Uma
    will resonate directly
    in the god ratings.
[07:14] Uma
    I can't say this too loud,
[07:16] Uma
    but this is a raging battle
    against the gods!
[07:20] Uma
    Now, everyone, until the start
    of the race, let us discuss—
[07:25] Uma
    E-Everyone?
[07:27] Inu
    I just can't get fired up about this.
[07:29] Key
    It's kinda tiring.
[07:31] Nya
    Instead of humiliating yourself fighting
    for it, you should just call it off.
[07:34] Piyo
    You're not even one of the zodiac,
    stupid cat! This isn't your business!
[07:38] Piyo
    Stay out of it!
[07:39] Nya
    Huh? But even if you bust your butt to win,
[07:42] Nya
    there's no prize or anything.
[07:44] Uma
    Of course there isn't.
[07:46] Uma
    There's meaning in seeing the
    race through to the end!
[07:50] Nya
    What a boring race!
[07:52] Uma
    It's not an issue of whether
    it's boring or not!
[07:56] Manager
    Enough insolent talk!
[08:02] Uma
    Manager!
[08:04] Manager
    However, the cat does have a point.
[08:06] Manager
    If they are unmotivated,
    we just need to motivate them!
[08:10] Manager
    For this year's Takamagahara Commemorative
[08:12] Manager
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup,
[08:16] Manager
    I will...
[08:19] Manager
    grant...
[08:22] Manager
    the winner's wish!
[08:25] Key
    For real?!
[08:25] Inu
    What brought that reward on?!
[08:27] Takeru
    Grant their wish? You're
    talking like you're a god...
[08:31] Manager
    If you doubt me, I will show you
[08:34] Manager
    my true form!
[08:46] Manager
    I am the manager.
[08:49] Takeru
    Wh-What is this?
[08:51] Nya
    Meow! That's the coffee cup
    I broke and then hid!
[08:57] Nya
    It's fixed!
[08:59] Manager
    May there be light for all.
[09:03] Nya
    Meow, meow! That's the dying
    bird I've been caring for!
[09:07] Manager
    Live alongside me, little one.
[09:13] Nya
    It's fixed!
[09:15] Nya
    Meow! That's yesterday's leftover
    meat and potato stew!
[09:18] Manager
    Become delicious.
[09:23] Shar
    It's been remade into curry.
[09:26] All
    Super tasty!
[09:31] Shar
    Impressive as always, Manager.
[09:33] Takeru
    She's right. You really are
    amazing, Mr. Manager.
[09:36] Manager
    Well, I did create Japan, after all.
[09:39] Nya
    Anyway, now I know you
    can perform any miracle,
[09:43] Nya
    from bringing back the dead to
    reusing meat and potato stew!
[09:45] Key
    That means...
[09:46] Mo
    Granting our wishes will be easy!
[09:50] Piyo
    Wishes...
[09:51] Usa
    Wishes...
[09:53] Mei
    Wishes, huh?
[09:56] Piyo
    One...
[09:58] Piyo
    Two...
[10:03] Piyo
    Three.
[10:06] Piyo
    I... I remember...
[10:08] Piyo
    Even after taking three steps,
[10:10] Piyo
    I still remember!
[10:17] Takeru
    Mei-tan.
[10:20] Mei
    T-Takeru-san...
SIGN    Beautiful Nya-tan
[10:29] Nya
    Master...
[10:31] Nya
    Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle...
[10:36] Uri
    Sesame, sesame, sesame, sesame, sesame...
[10:38] Uri
    Sesame oil! Yep, yep!
[10:41] Nya
    Meow! Meow! Meow!
[10:43] Mo
    Nya-tan, Nya-tan, Nya-tan, Nya-tan, Nya-tan...
[10:45] Mo
    Nya-tan in bed!
[10:58] [SONG] Text
    Aged Bone
[10:59] Key
    Yum!
[11:00] Inu
    This rocks!
[11:05] Takeru
    I bet all kinds of crazy wishes are
[11:07] Takeru
    dancing about in their heads right now.
[11:10] Uma
    I don't need any reward!
[11:12] Uma
    As long as the Takamagahara Commemorative
[11:15] Uma
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup is successful!
[11:20] Manager
    Now, everyone,
[11:22] Manager
    strive for victory in the Manager's
    Cup with all your body and soul!
[11:25] All
    Right!
[11:27] Voice
    To all the many gods and goddesses:
[11:29] Voice
    the wait is over!
[11:32] Voice
    It's the Takamagahara Commemorative
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup!
[11:35] Voice
    Commentating live from
    Takamagahara's special track
[11:39] Voice
    is yours truly, the guardian deity of
    travelers, and my special guest, the Manager!
[11:42] Manager
    Thank you, thank you! I
    also sponsor the race!
[11:44] Voice
    So, Manager,
[11:46] Voice
    tell us who you think will win this race.
[11:48] Manager
    Only the gods know!
SIGN    The current god viewership rating is 3.5%.
[11:49] Voice
    Correct! And then...
[11:51] Manager
    And then...
[11:51] Voice
    And then...
[11:52] Takeru
    They're showing off the god
    ratings on the screen...
[11:52] Manager
    And then...
[11:53] Voice
    And then...
[11:53] Manager
    And then...
[11:54] Voice
    And then...
[11:55] Voice
    Now, it looks like all the racers
    are standing by to begin.
[12:02] Nya
    My hammer shoots flames!
[12:05] Shima
    What are you doing here?!
[12:07] Nya
    Well, Chu-tan didn't show up!
[12:09] Nya
    So it makes sense that I fill
    in the rat's position!
[12:13] Nya
    Me!
[12:13] Nya
    Ox!
[12:14] Nya
    Tiger!
[12:14] Nya
    Rabbit!
[12:15] Nya
    Dragon!
[12:15] Nya
    Snake!
[12:16] Nya
    Snake...
[12:18] Nya
    Meow!
[12:19] Uma
    It stopped at me again!
[12:26] Shima
    You start there!
[12:29] Nya
    I don't wanna be in the back!
[12:31] Nya
    I don't wanna! I don't wanna!
[12:32] Usa
    Be quiet.
[12:34] Usa
    You're still only an Eto-musume.
[12:37] Usa
    This race is a sacred divine ritual.
[12:40] Usa
    Someone who isn't an Eto-shin can't just—
[12:41] Manager
    Okay! Everyone face forward!
[12:47] Manager
    Here we go!
[12:56] Nya
    Time to fly!
[13:02] Uri
    Uri!
[13:08] Voice
    Oh, my! A series of crashes already!
[13:11] Voice
    Uri-tan has died,
    and Piyo-tan has lost her memory!
SIGN    Boar Rooster
[13:20] Takeru
    That was a quick withdrawal
    and reincarnation.
[13:23] Uri
    This was our fate.
[13:24] Voice
    Oh? It looks like there's still
[13:26] Voice
    a racer at the starting line!
[13:29] Mei
    If... If I win, I'll be Takeru-san's...
[13:32] Mei
    Takeru-san's...
[13:35] Mei
    Oh, gosh! I'm so embarrassed!
SIGN    Sheep
[13:39] Uri
    I can't tell if she's motivated or not.
[13:43] Takeru
    Y-Yeah.
[13:49] Voice
    Taking an early lead are
    Shima-tan and Dora-tan!
[13:53] Voice
    Both are entering the magical
[13:55] Voice
    Raw-Barley-Raw-Rice-Raw-Gods Curve!
[14:03] Takeru
    Whoa, that's dangerous!
[14:04] Uri
    The Raw-Barley-Raw-Rice-Raw-Gods Curve is
[14:06] Uri
    the toughest part of the course.
[14:08] Mei
    Takeru-san, no... You can't do that...
[14:09] Uri
    I can't believe she took it from
    the outside without stopping her
[14:11] Uri
    secondary turbine by caramelizing
    it with a split twist lift!
[14:13] Mei
    But... If it's you, Takeru-san...
[14:15] Takeru
    You just made that more aromatic
    at the end by boiling sugar...
[14:17] Mei
    Oh, no!
[14:18] Uri
    We can't take our eyes off this race.
[14:19] Voice
    And now for an interview
    with the two leaders.
[14:22] Voice
    Manager, it's all yours!
[14:23] Mei
    No... You mustn't do that...
[14:23] Manager
    Right! I'm on it!
[14:27] Manager
    Hey, there!
[14:28] Manager
    So what are both of your wishes?
[14:29] Both
    I'm blind!
[14:30] Voice
    Shima-tan and Dora-tan are
    both off the course!
[14:33] Voice
    What a shame! Truly a shame!
SIGN    Dragon Tiger
[14:37] Shima
    Hey, what the hell?!
    Don't interview us there!
[14:41] Dora
    Wait... You don't think we were
[14:43] Dora
    cut from the program for time, do you?
[14:45] Manager
    You two are grown-ups,
    so you understand, right?
[14:48] Manager
    Kidding!
[14:50] Uri
    What a pity.
[14:51] Voice
    Oh! Taking the lead from
    Shima-tan and Dora-tan
[14:54] Voice
    are Key-tan and Inu-tan,
    racing side by side!
[14:56] Key
    Here, Inu-tan! An aged bone!
[14:57] [SONG] Text
    Aged Bone
[14:59] Inu
    Huh?
[14:59] Inu
    Actually, I wanted to give you
    a present too, Key-tan...
[15:03] Inu
    Here you go! Legendary bananas!
[15:05] InuKey
    Yay! Thank—
[15:08] Voice
    Their heart-warming gift exchange
    has ended in a crash!
[15:12] Mo
    I'm going to win and make
    all of Nya-tan mine!
[15:23] Usa
    I-It can't...
[15:24] Usa
    be!
[15:26] Voice
    Mo-tan and Usa-tan got tangled
    up in Key-tan and Inu-tan's crash!
[15:27] Usa
    Ouch...
[15:29] Voice
    They're both out of the race!
SIGN    Dog Monkey
SIGN    Rabbit Ox
[15:32] InuKey
    Boo!
[15:34] Takeru
    You all dropped out of that
    race with amazing speed.
[15:37] Takeru
    That just leaves Shar-tan and...
SIGN    Snake
[15:42] Shar
    I'm back.
[15:43] Takeru
    Okay,
[15:45] Takeru
    that just leaves Uma-tan and Nya-tan.
[15:47] Mo
    Oh, my God!
[15:49] Mo
    Everyone, look at the screen!
[15:51] Key
    Yikes! The god viewership rating!
SIGN    The current god viewership rating is 1.3%.
[15:53] Usa
    If it keeps dropping, it'll fall
    below 1% and get canceled!
[15:57] Inu
    It's canceled! It's gonna be canceled!
[15:59] Takeru
    Don't say it so loudly!
    Uma-tan will hear—
[16:03] Uri
    It's already too late.
[16:05] Uma
    C-C-C-Canceled?!
SIGN    
    An Eto-shin may give her Sol/Lull Seal
     to anyone whose skills she deems worthy,
    regardless of whether they battle.
    The recipient may then give the
    Sol/Lull Seal to another, as well.
SIGN    [Zodiac Precepts ~Article 10: "Ending"
    The ETM12 ends when any of the following
    conditions are met: an Eto-musume collects
    all twelve Eto-shin's Sol/Lull seals, all 108 Eto-musume
    are defeated, or the sixty-day period reaches its end.]
[16:25] Voice
    Things are getting dramatic
[16:27] Voice
    at the Takamagahara Commemorative
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup!
[16:30] Voice
    The only racers left are
    Uma-tan and Nya-tan!
[16:34] Uma
    If this keeps up, our god ratings will...
[16:36] Uma
    I have to keep it together!
[16:38] Uma
    Nya-tan and I have to
    see this race through!
[16:42] Nya
    I'm the one who's gonna
    have my wish granted!
[16:45] Manager
    By the way, cat, what would your wish be?
[16:47] Nya
    That's obvious! To join the zodiac!
[16:50] Manager
    Ah, no...
[16:51] Manager
    That wish can only be granted
    through the ETM12.
[16:54] Nya
    What? Really?!
[16:55] Manager
    Well, of course!
    Just think about it logically!
[16:58] Nya
    What? Then there's no point in doing this!
[17:00] Nya
    I'm quitting!
[17:02] Uma
    H-Hold it!
[17:04] Uma
    I-In that case,
[17:06] Uma
    we'll change this race
    into a battle right now!
[17:09] Uma
    If you win, you can
[17:12] Uma
    have my Sol/Lull Seal!
[17:14] Nya
    Then I'll do it!
[17:15] Nya
    I'll go at it with all I've got!
[17:18] Uma
    Then let's begin the battle!
[17:20] [SONG] Text
    Approved
[17:21] Voice
    Th-Th-This is incredible!
[17:24] Voice
    Both Uma-tan and Nya-tan refuse to yield!
[17:26] Voice
    This race is reaching a heated climax!
SIGN    The current god viewership rating is 1.6%.
[17:31] Takeru
    The god rating went back up a bit!
[17:33] InuKey
    Awesome!
[17:34] Mo
    Wonderful!
[17:35] Mei
    That's amazing.
[17:36] Uri
    Gods are surprisingly easy to please.
[17:38] Uma
    She passes me, and I pass her...
[17:40] Uma
    What a perfect race!
[17:43] Uma
    If we keep this up,
    the god rating will reach 3%...
[17:46] Uma
    No, 6%!
[17:48] Uma
    No, it could even reach 10%!
[17:55] Voice
    Congratulations!
[17:57] Voice
    You've just set a record
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[18:00] Voice
    like none ever seen in the 2,000 years
[18:03] Voice
    since the Takamagahara Commemorative Maid
    Café Eto Manager's Cup's beginning!
[18:05] Uma
    Th-Thank you!
SIGN    Thank you for the highest god viewership rating ever!!
[18:10] Uma
    Thank you!
[18:12] Uma
    With this, I've successfully
[18:14] Uma
    done my job as an Eto-shin!
[18:18] Voice
    And the finish line is now drawing near!
[18:21] Voice
    Which racer will claim victory
    in the Takamagahara Commemorative
[18:24] Voice
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup?!
[18:27] Uma
    If I cross the finish line first,
[18:28] Uma
    this will be the greatest
    Takamagahara Commemorative
[18:31] Uma
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup of all ti—
[18:34] Voice
    Oh! And now the previously missing
    Erymanthian Boar charges in!
[18:38] Voice
    Both racers are sent flying!
[18:47] Uma
    W-Wait...
[18:53] Uma
    Now we'll definitely be canceled...
[18:56] Nya
    I'm not done yet!
[19:06] Nya
    I said I'm not done yet!
[19:15] Uma
    Nya-tan...
[19:19] Nya
    This is my chance!
[19:23] Nya
    Now!
[19:25] Nya
    Cat Gun!
[19:32] Voice
    Nya-tan finishes!
[19:34] Voice
    The winner is the
    spur-of-the-moment entry, Nya-tan!
[19:36] Nya
    I did it!
[19:38] Uma
    To turn such a
[19:41] Uma
    dire situation into an opportunity...
[19:46] Nya
    I won!
[19:52] Voice
    This has been the Takamagahara Commemorative
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[19:55] Voice
    at Takamagahara's special track,
    with the guardian deity of travelers
[19:58] Voice
    and my special guest, the Manager!
[20:00] Manager
    Great work!
[20:02] Voice
    Yes, same to you!
SIGN    Takamagahara Commemorative Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
[20:05] Uma
    Thank you.
[20:07] Uma
    Because of you, I realized something.
[20:11] Uma
    A divine ritual should be carried
    out for the gods and the people,
[20:14] Uma
    with all of your heart,
    and with the greatest joy.
[20:18] Uma
    I was so fixated on god viewership ratings
[20:20] Uma
    that I forgot the true
    meaning of the ritual...
[20:24] Uma
    There was no way such a ritual
    could be successful.
[20:28] Uma
    I'm so ashamed.
[20:30] Nya
    I don't think you need to be so sad.
[20:33] Nya
    You did your best.
[20:35] Nya
    I probably couldn't have
    worked so hard on my own.
[20:39] Nya
    You were amazing, Uma-tan!
[20:41] Nya
    I was totally frantic!
[20:43] Nya
    So, um, I mean...
[20:45] Nya
    You don't have to worry!
[20:47] Nya
    And anyway, it was fun!
[20:49] Nya
    Thanks, Uma-tan!
[20:57] Takeru
    Nya-tan...
[20:58] Nya
    What is it?
[20:59] Takeru
    Uh... Your clothes..
[21:01] Nya
    My clothes?
[21:02] Uri
    She used up so much Sol/Lull,
[21:04] Uri
    she can't even keep clothes on.
[21:06] Mo
    Oh, yes!
[21:08] Mo
    Come on, baby!
[21:10] Nya
    Whoa, wait!
[21:11] Nya
    Stop! Don't touch me there!
[21:12] Mo
    Oh, it's ecstasy!
[21:15] Mo
    You're so soft...
[21:20] Uma
    I'll reflect on my actions.
[21:22] Uma
    To ensure that the Takamagahara Commemorative
[21:25] Uma
    Maid Café Eto Manager's Cup
    can be held again someday,
[21:29] Uma
    I'll put forth my best effort.
[21:33] Takeru
    Uma-tan, look at the Sol/Lull TV.
SIGN    This year's average god viewership rating was 40.0%.
SIGN    This year's average god
    viewership rating was 40.0%.
[21:38] Uma
    What?!
[21:41] Shima
    The dramatic climax, from the
    destruction of the course
[21:43] Shima
    to the guts Nya-tan showed
    crossing the finish line,
[21:45] Shima
    sent the god viewership
    ratings through the roof.
[21:55] Uri
    The Manager's Cup was a huge success.
[21:58] Takeru
    So why don't we have an after-party?
[22:02] Uma
    Okay!
SIGN    Next Time
[23:35] Uma
    I will now give the fortune for those
    of you born in the year of the horse.
[23:39] Uma
    If you listen closely to
    what I'm about to say,
[23:42] Uma
    your luck will improve!
[23:44] Uma
    Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
    dragon, snake, horse!
[23:47] Uma
    Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
    dragon, snake, horse!
[23:47] Takeru
    Next time: The Beauty of Flowers,
    Bird Steps, and Moon.
SIGN    The Beauty of Flowers, Bird Steps, and Moon
[23:48] Uma
    Rat, ox—
SIGN    Horse
SIGN    Horse! Horse! Horse! Horse! It's horse!!
SIGN    Please watch again next week! Illustration: Ozawa Ari