4 - Eyes of a Rabbit, Ears of a Rabbit

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[00:05] Both
    Let's eat.
[00:08] Takeru
    Nya-tan, could you get the soy sauce?
[00:12] Nya
    Here you go.
[00:13] Takeru
    That's sesame oil...
[00:16] Nya
    Oops, wrong one. Sorry!
[00:19] Takeru
    It's okay. I'll get it.
SIGN    Soy Sauce
SIGN    Sesame Oil
[00:31] Takeru
    Uri-tan...
[00:52] Nya
    Takeru is sad.
[00:56] Both
    Thanks for the meal.
[01:00] Takeru
    I'm heading out.
[01:01] Nya
    Take care!
[01:11] Nya
    Takeru!
[01:14] Takeru
    Nya-tan?
[01:15] Nya
    I was taking a walk nearby,
    so I came to meet you!
[01:17] Nya
    Oh, and...
[01:20] Nya
    You forgot this.
[01:21] Takeru
    Oh, thanks...
[01:24] Takeru
    What's this?
[01:27] Nya
    I'll open that!
[01:27] Takeru
    Wai—
[01:29] Takeru
    Hey!
[01:33] Nya
    That scared me! It flew everywhere!
[01:35] Nya
    What is this stuff?!
[01:36] Takeru
    Jeez...
[01:37] Nya
    Nobody warned me about this!
[01:44] Nya
    Takeru, you finally laughed.
[02:09] [SONG] Title
    ETOTAMA
SIGN    Eyes of a Rabbit, Ears of a Rabbit
[03:37] Someone
    Sorry for the wait.
[03:37] Someone
    Thank you very much.
[03:40] Takeru
    Thanks.
[03:41] Key
    I'll bring your cake right now.
[03:47] Uri
    Thank you for waiting.
[03:48] Uri
    Here's the cake you ordered, yep, yep.
[03:50] Takeru
    "Yep, yep"?
[04:00] Nya
    That's hot!
[04:00] Takeru
    Wait! Uri-tan, you're alive!
[04:02] Nya
    Wait, no it's not! It's lukewarm!
[04:02] Takeru
    For real?! I don't believe it!
[04:04] Nya
    You did that on pur—
[04:05] [SONG] Text
    We're opening at
    11:00 today!
[04:05] [SONG] Text
    Closed for the Day
    Please come again.
[04:10] Takeru
    So...
[04:11] Takeru
    What on Earth is this all about?
[04:14] Uri
    What do you mean?
[04:15] Mo
    Yes! This isn't so bad at all!
[04:19] Takeru
    You turned into light and died!
[04:21] Takeru
    Was your defeat by Chu-tan a lie?!
[04:23] Nya
    It wasn't a lie.
[04:24] Uri
    It's true that I died.
[04:26] Nya
    But she was reincarnated.
[04:28] Takeru
    Reincarnated?
[04:29] Uri
    Yes. Even if we die,
[04:32] Uri
    we reincarnate after a
    certain amount of time.
[04:35] Takeru
    What kind of system is that?
[04:37] Nya
    Exactly that kind of system, apparently.
[04:39] Key
    "Apparently"? Did you forget
    that too, Nya-tan?
[04:44] Piyo
    Stupid cat...
[04:45] Inu
    Uri-tan, you reincarnated
    three days ago, right?
[04:47] Usa
    You didn't go straight
    to Takeru-san's house?
[04:51] Uri
    I got a lecture from the
[04:53] Uri
    ETM12 Executive Committee about
    intervening in a battle first.
[04:57] Uri
    I'm sorry I worried you, Takeru-san.
[05:01] Takeru
    W-Well, as long as you're alive...
[05:03] Takeru
    But you!
[05:04] Takeru
    If you knew, you should've
    told me, Nya-tan!
[05:07] Nya
    I only found out yesterday myself.
[05:09] Nya
    I just forgot to tell you.
[05:10] Takeru
    Th-Then is that why you
    were nicer than usual today
[05:14] Takeru
    and kept trying to cheer me up?
[05:15] Mo
    Oh! Nya-tan, give your kindness to me, too!
[05:19] Nya
    Good thing I tied that pervert up first.
[05:22] Uri
    So Nya-tan was a soothing type
    of character while I was gone?
[05:26] Nya
    Was I?
[05:27] Takeru
    I... guess so...
[05:29] Nya
    I refuse!
[05:30] Takeru
    Why?!
SIGN    Yandere Tsundere Little Sister Character Little Devil Type Soothing Type Herbivore Type Carnivore Type Passionate Laid-back Character Moe Character
[05:30] Nya
    I don't need a character that can
    be explained in words anymore!
[05:36] Nya
    I want to have an original character beyond
[05:39] Nya
    anyone's comprehension,
    that's the first of its kind in the world!
[05:43] Mo
    Oh! Amazing!
[05:45] Piyo
    You can't just become something original.
[05:48] Nya
    That's not true!
[05:50] Nya
    I'm a genius,
[05:51] Nya
    so I'm gonna produce a picture-perfect
    flawless new me all by myself!
[05:56] Usa
    What did you say?
[05:57] Nya
    Meow?
[05:58] Usa
    An amateur should not
SIGN    Menacing
[06:00] Usa
    speak of production so lightly.
[06:03] Usa
    Lost children do not realize they are lost!
[06:07] Nya
    What?!
[06:07] Takeru
    You're right. Nya-tan is lost on
    her journey of self-discovery.
[06:11] Nya
    That's depressing!
[06:12] Usa
    A character that cannot be explained
    might as well not exist!
[06:16] Nya
    Shock!
[06:17] Takeru
    With such an unstable character,
[06:19] Takeru
    even if you join the zodiac,
    no one will remember you.
[06:21] Takeru
    You'll be forgotten right away.
[06:22] Nya
    Are you serious?!
[06:24] Nya
    No way...
[06:28] Nya
    They won't remember me...
[06:30] [SONG] Text
    Did you know the cat has joined the Chinese zodiac?
[06:31] King
    What? A cat?
[06:33] King
    No idea!
[06:34] Nya
    Th-This is awful!
[06:36] Nya
    If that happens,
    I'll never gather any Sol/Lull!
[06:39] Key
    That's awful, all right.
[06:40] Inu
    Sure is.
[06:41] Usa
    You two shouldn't talk as
    if it doesn't concern you.
SIGN    Episode 1
[06:44] Usa
    Just remember what happened in episode one.
[06:48] Usa
    Even though you're part
    of the Chinese zodiac,
SIGN    Losers
[06:50] Usa
    the reality is that people
    don't remember you!
[06:53] Inu
    That's true!
[06:54] Key
    She's right!
[06:55] Piyo
    No one remembers us, either!
[06:58] Takeru
    That must mean none of your
    characters stand out.
[07:02] All
    Depressing!
[07:02] Usa
    For 2,000 years now, I've always thought that
[07:05] Usa
    all of you were lacking in self-production!
[07:08] Usa
    First of all, you two!
[07:09] InuKey
    Y-Yes?!
[07:10] Usa
    Your characters overlap!
[07:11] InuKey
    Huh?!
[07:12] Usa
    And you...
[07:14] Piyo
    Y-Yeah?
[07:14] Usa
    ...fall flat off the starting line!
[07:16] Usa
    You...
[07:18] Usa
    You've settled into the exposition
    character role too much!
[07:21] Usa
    And finally...
[07:22] Usa
    Nya-tan!
[07:23] Nya
    What?!
[07:24] Usa
    The mutability of your character
    is simply beyond my tolerance!
[07:28] Nya
    For real?!
[07:28] Nya
    Oh, no! Takeru, we're having an emergency
    character-planning meeting tonight!
SIGN    Panic Panic
[07:33] Takeru
    That's not something you just say like
    "We're having sukiyaki tonight."
[07:36] Nya
    Sukiyaki?!
[07:37] Mo
    Ah, that was the best kicking
    and stomping I've ever had.
[07:41] Usa
    Your character never fails.
[07:44] Nya
    Good work, everyone!
[07:45] Nya
    I'm hungry! Let's hurry
    home and have sukiyaki!
[07:48] Nya
    La, la, la! La, la, la! Sukiyaki!
[07:49] Takeru
    This character-planning meeting
    is totally sukiyaki now.
[07:53] Nya
    While we eat sukiyaki, we'll have
    an "Uri-tan's Back" party, too!
[08:01] Key
    Our characters don't stand out.
[08:03] Inu
    We're lacking self-production.
[08:06] InuKey
    Our characters overlap.
[08:08] Key
    If you've thought that for 2,000 years,
    you should've told us sooner!
[08:13] Inu
    But being told straight-up
    like that stings, huh?
[08:18] Key
    Didn't Nya-tan say she's having a
     character-planning meeting at Takeru's tonight?
[08:21] Inu
    Oh... Yeah.
[08:25] (Flashback) Takeru
    That must mean none of your
    characters stand out.
[08:29] (Flashback) Usa
    And you...
[08:30] (Flashback) Piyo
    Y-Yeah?
[08:31] (Flashback) Usa
    ...fall flat off the starting line!
[08:33] Piyo
    I can't get their words out of my head.
[08:43] Usa
    Now that I've said that to all of them,
[08:45] Usa
    I just can't let this go.
[08:48] Usa
    Inabaman No. 1, change of plans.
[08:49] Usa
    We're going to Takeru's house.
[08:52] Inabaman
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:56] Usa
    Hello, No. 55?
[08:58] Usa
    Yes, it's me.
[08:59] Usa
    Prepare the usual right away.
[09:05] Uri
    Shopping!
[09:06] Nya
    Meat!
[09:07] Uri
    Shopping!
[09:08] Nya
    Meat!
SIGN    Sukiyaki
[09:10] Nya
    Looks tasty!
[09:12] Mo
    Free samples here!
[09:14] Nya
    Meow! What?!
SIGN    Nya-tan
SIGN    Thank you for your purchase!
[09:22] Nya
    Sukiyaki time!
[09:25] Inu
    Yo.
[09:26] Key
    We're here.
[09:27] Takeru
    How'd you get in here?
[09:28] InuKey
    There.
SIGN    Hole
[09:31] Takeru
    And I thought I'd subtly covered that...
[09:33] Nya
    He was subtly denying us!
[09:34] Uri
    After being subjected to
    our whims all this time,
[09:36] Uri
    I thought he was grudgingly
    starting to accept us...
[09:39] Uri
    He's still a tough nut to crack.
[09:41] Inu
    You're here, too, Piyo-tan?
[09:43] Piyo
    Hey, you guys, what was—
[09:45] Piyo
    Ow!
SIGN    One Step
SIGN    Two Steps One Step
SIGN    Three Steps Two Steps One Step
[09:51] Takeru
    Looks like she forgot again.
[09:56] Nya
    She really did fall flat right
    off the starting line.
[09:58] Uri
    But maybe the fact that she
    can use it over and over
[10:01] Uri
    means her character does stand
    out, in its own way...
[10:05] Nya
    What's going on?!
[10:06] Inu
    Hey, look!
[10:08] Mo
    It's the UTC,
[10:10] Mo
    Usa-tan Company's helicopter!
[10:13] Takeru
    Usa-tan Company?
[10:28] Takeru
    Wh-What was that
    Hollywood entrance for?
[10:33] Usa
    Perhaps I wanted you to directly experience
[10:35] Usa
    the scope of my ability as a producer!
SIGN    
    The Eto-shin Selection Festival (ETM12) is a divine ritual
     in which an Eto-musume invokes her right to issue
     an inescapable challenge to an Eto-shin,
    initiating a battle with a Sol/Lull Seal at stake.
SIGN    
    The Eto-shin Selection Festival (ETM12)
    is held for a sixty day period every sixty years
    in accordance with the sexagenary cycle,
    with the goal of revitalizing Sol/Lull in the
    gods' realm, the Eto realm, and the human realm.
[10:53] Usa
    And so...
SIGN    Usa-tan Productions
     The Nya-tan Improvement
     Project Proposal
[10:56] Usa
    I've prepared a proposal for the
    improvement of Nya-tan's character!
[11:00] Nya
    Uh... Who do you think you are?
[11:03] Usa
    Forgive my delayed introduction.
SIGN    Usa-tan Company, CEO
    Usa-tan Productions, Producer
    Usa-tan Moving Center, Inc., Representative
    Usa-tan Visual Effects, Inc., Managing Director
    Usa-tan Books, Inc., Managing Director
    UTC Electronics, President
    UTC Foods, Inc., Representative Director
[11:05] Usa
    I'm the CEO of Usa-tan Company,
[11:08] Usa
    producer of Usa-tan Productions,
    and much more.
[11:12] Nya
    O-Oh... Well, thank you.
[11:14] Nya
    Wait, what does that mean?!
[11:16] Usa
    I am a professional producer,
    or Usa P.P. for short!
[11:20] Nya
    Seriously?
[11:21] Usa
    Any living creature, in my hands,
[11:24] Usa
    is freed from lack of personality!
[11:25] Usa
    I'll produce you perfectly!
SIGN    UTC will continue to respond to its customers' voices.
SIGN    No 1. In Customer Satisfaction
[11:28] InuKey
    Wow!
[11:29] Inu
    I didn't know Usa-tan was so amazing!
[11:32] Key
    So that's how she was able to point
    out our weaknesses so accurately!
[11:35] Takeru
    Wow, those two are so pure...
[11:35] Inu
    So that's why! Usa P.P. is so cool!
[11:38] Nya
    This all smells way too fishy.
[11:38] Key
    Yeah! Usa P.P. is so cool!
[11:39] Uri
    I wonder if she realizes that
    abbreviation sounds like
[11:40] Inu
    Too cool!
[11:41] Inu
    Too awesome!
[11:42] Key
    I wanna be like P.P.!
[11:42] Uri
    it's meant to censor a word
    we can't say on air...
[11:43] Inu
    Me, too!
[11:44] Mo
    But I detect an erotic sensibility to this
[11:46] Key
    So cool!
[11:46] Mo
    frequent use of "P."
[11:47] Inu
    So cool!
[11:48] Takeru
    Anyway, is that helicopter okay?
[11:51] Usa
    Oh, you didn't notice? It was CG.
[11:54] All
    Seriously?!
[11:55] Takeru
    But it seemed so real!
[11:57] Usa
    We used a 4D hologram system
[11:59] Usa
    along with our mastery
    of stereophonic sound.
[12:01] Usa
    And to achieve further realism,
[12:03] Usa
    we generated three-dimensional
    vibration using a giant air blower
[12:06] Usa
    to perfectly recreate a crash scene.
[12:08] Takeru
    My house was modified without my knowledge?!
[12:11] Usa
    Now, that's enough idle chatter.
SIGN    Investigating the Possibility of a Cat Joining the Chinese Zodiac Through ETM12
[12:17] Usa
    Firstly, I've investigated the
    possibility of a cat joining
[12:21] Usa
    the Chinese zodiac through ETM12.
[12:25] Nya
    What?!
[12:26] Takeru
    Oh, she's interested.
[12:28] Nya
    What was the result?
SIGN    Wants a Cat
[12:31] Usa
    These three want a cat
    in the Chinese zodiac.
[12:34] [SONG] Text
    Master of Spiritual Power, Dora-tan
[12:34] Usa
    These are the three masters
[12:35] [SONG] Text
    Master of Strength and
    Techniques, Shima-tan
[12:35] Usa
    who build Nya-tan's spiritual power,
    teach her strength and techniques,
[12:37] [SONG] Text
    Master of Wisdom, Uri-tan
[12:38] Usa
    and impart wisdom to her.
[12:41] Takeru
    Uri-tan, you're Nya-tan's master, too?
[12:43] Uri
    Yep, yep.
[12:44] Usa
    And Chu-tan, who resents Nya-tan,
[12:44] [SONG] Text
    The Rat (Zi Shu), Chu-tan
SIGN    Doesn't Want a Cat
[12:47] Usa
    is one of the four members who
    don't want a cat in the zodiac.
[12:50] Usa
    And these are the ones who don't
    care whether a cat joins or not.
SIGN    Don't Care Either Way
[12:53] Usa
    They don't count.
[12:54] Key
    That's true...
[12:56] Inu
    When you put it that way, I guess we don't.
[12:57] [SONG] Text
    The Ox (Chou Niu), Mo-tan
[12:58] Usa
    This one is too perverted to be counted.
[13:00] Mo
    Oh, my God!
[13:02] Usa
    So, with a count of three against four,
[13:04] Usa
    Nya-tan cannot join the
    Chinese zodiac. The end.
[13:08] Nya
    What kind of half-baked
    investigation is that?!
[13:10] Usa
    Therefore,
[13:11] Usa
    I have drawn up a plan to produce
    you so that your character
[13:15] Usa
    will stand out even if
    you're not in the zodiac.
[13:18] Nya
    Oh, really? You did?
[13:20] Takeru
    She's being toyed with.
[13:23] Usa
    With this plan, you'll become Neo Nya-tan.
[13:27] Nya
    Neo... Nya-tan...
[13:29] Usa
    Don't be proud.
[13:30] Usa
    Leave everything to Usa P.P.
[13:35] Usa
    Usa P P P P P P P...
[13:39] Takeru
    She's obviously using mind control!
[13:41] Mo
    No!
[13:42] Mo
    Wake up, Nya-tan!
[13:46] Nya
    What was I just...
[13:49] Usa
    I almost had her...
[13:50] Mo
    Nya-tan... Nya-tan...
[13:50] Key
    Usa P.P., us next!
[13:52] Inu
    Produce us!
[13:54] Usa
    What?
[13:55] Inu
    Show us what a pro can do!
[13:56] Key
    I'll work hard!
[14:02] Usa
    My producer's soul is trembling!
[14:05] Usa
    P.P. Beam!
[14:17] Usa
    Production complete.
[14:19] Usa
    I've given you two the characters
    of long-lost twin boys.
[14:24] Uri
    She used the dog and monkey's overlapping
    personalities to make them twins! Yep, yep!
[14:29] Key
    So it's okay...
[14:31] Inu
    ...that we overlap!
[14:35] Usa
    I turn your weaknesses into strengths.
[14:37] Usa
    That's the true value of Usa P.P.!
[14:41] Mo
    Bravo!
[14:44] Nya
    I'm in!
[14:45] Nya
    I'll take that proposal of yours!
[14:48] Usa
    Let's see... In that case...
[14:51] Usa
    I'll need you to pay the 100
    million yen fee in advance.
[14:53] Nya
    Why 100 million?!
SIGN    Solo Debut Initial Costs
[14:54] Usa
    We start with the initial costs for your
    solo debut after determining your character,
SIGN    Yacht Rental Cost
[14:58] Usa
    then we charter a yacht for
    your first public appearance,
[15:00] Usa
    then we build a recording studio,
    secure a concert venue,
SIGN    Recording Studio
SIGN    Solo Debut Initial Costs Concert Venue Reservation
[15:04] Usa
    the first tuna auction,
    full-body spa treatments, etc.
SIGN    Yacht Rental Cost First Tuna Auction Overhead Costs
SIGN    Recording Studio Full-Body Spa Treatment Costs
[15:06] Usa
    Production by Usa P.P. requires
    the appropriate funding.
[15:10] Nya
    That's brutal! And after
    you got me all motivated!
[15:13] Nya
    You worked Key-tan and Inu-tan over
    completely and didn't charge a thing!
[15:17] Usa
    They are fellow Zodiac members.
    You're only an Eto-musume.
SIGN    Eto-shin
SIGN    Eto-musume
[15:21] Usa
    A difference in treatment
    is only to be expected.
[15:26] Nya
    Then I challenge you to a battle!
[15:28] Nya
    If I win, you'll produce me for free!
[15:31] Nya
    And you'll give me your Sol/Lull Seal, too!
[15:34] Usa
    That sounds interesting.
[15:37] Usa
    Then...
[15:38] Usa
    Let us begin the battle!
[15:39] [SONG] Text
    Approved
[15:41] Usa
    Eto-tama! Sol/Lull Charge!
SIGN    Rabbit
[15:59] Usa
    Rabbit Eto-shin, Usa-tan!
[16:07] Nya
    What the heck?!
[16:08] Usa
    You look disgraceful.
[16:19] Nya
    Choose your rules!
[16:20] Usa
    Now, now. Would you like some tea?
[16:22] Nya
    Thanks.
[16:25] Nya
    Wait, no!
[16:28] Nya
    Fight me!
[16:31] Usa
    "Look that way."
[16:33] Usa
    We will play three times.
[16:35] Nya
    Okay.
[16:36] Usa
    If you beat me even once,
[16:38] Usa
    I'll give you my Sol/Lull Seal...
[16:43] Usa
    And I'll produce you...
[16:46] Usa
    For free!
[16:53] Uri
    She may have a bit of a disadvantage
    against that rule.
[16:56] Takeru
    She's been following
[16:58] Takeru
    Usa-tan's finger this whole time...
[17:00] Usa
    Time for round one!
[17:04] Nya
    B-Bring it on!
[17:05] Usa
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[17:12] Usa
    Look...
[17:15] Takeru
    She shut her eyes!
[17:16] Uri
    That's impressive, for Nya-tan!
[17:18] Usa
    ...that way!
[17:20] Nya
    It worked!
[17:21] Usa
    Time Stop!
[17:28] Nya
    What did you do?!
[17:30] Usa
    Looks like I've won the first round.
[17:33] Takeru
    Didn't Usa-tan say something
    really clearly just now?
[17:36] Uri
    Yep, yep.
[17:37] Mo
    Oh! Fantastic!
[17:38] Usa
    Time for the second round.
[17:40] Usa
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[17:44] Usa
    Look...
[17:46] Nya
    That thing's totally suspicious!
[17:50] Nya
    Time Stop!
[17:55] Usa
    Silly. Did you think time would stop?
[18:00] Usa
    This is your last chance, Nya-tan.
[18:04] Uri
    She lost the second round, too.
[18:06] Takeru
    That clock doesn't stop time?
[18:08] Uri
    It's very curious...
[18:10] Uri
    I know! Let's find out!
[18:12] Takeru
    How?
[18:13] Uri
    We'll rewind it and watch
    it frame-by-frame.
[18:15] Uri
    You can do that?
[18:17] Uri
    This is the first round.
[18:19] Usa
    Rock...
[18:22] Usa
    Paper...
[18:25] Usa
    Scissors!
[18:29] Uri
    She saw how Nya-tan's fingers
    were going to move!
[18:31] Uri
    The ultimate delayed-play foul!
[18:33] Takeru
    Wow...
[18:34] Uri
    That's Usa-tan's super high speed power.
[18:36] Takeru
    You knew about it?
[18:37] Uri
    No, this is my first time learning of it.
[18:41] Uri
    And next is the "look that way" moment.
[18:45] Usa
    Time...
[18:47] Usa
    Stop!
[18:51] Usa
    That was forceful!
[18:53] Uri
    It appeared she had plenty
    of time to do it.
[18:55] Takeru
    She got a lot done in that time!
[18:59] Uri
    Incredible.
[19:01] Uri
    This is something only Usa-tan,
[19:03] Uri
    with her super high speed power, could do.
[19:05] Takeru
    Nya-tan's at a serious disadvantage now.
[19:07] Takeru
    What can she do?
[19:08] Uri
    Yes...
[19:10] Uri
    Her only hope is to have
    fortune on her side.
[19:12] Takeru
    No way...
[19:14] Usa
    All right, for better or worse,
[19:16] Usa
    it's time for the last round!
[19:20] Usa
    Rock...
[19:23] Usa
    Paper...
[19:23] Nya
    I'm taking hold of my fortune!
[19:30] Nya
    Me-ow!
[19:33] Nya
    And then...
[19:36] Nya
    Look...
[19:38] Nya
    That way!
[19:39] Nya
    That way!
[19:41] Nya
    That way!
SIGN    Rabbit
[19:58] Nya
    Usa-tan's Sol/Lull Seal...
[20:02] Nya
    ...is mine!
[20:05] Voice
    Battle is over.
[20:05] Uri
    That was amazing, Nya-tan!
[20:07] Voice
    Please shut down and start again.
[20:07] Mo
    How exciting!
[20:10] Nya
    I did it!
[20:13] Nya
    I took hold of my fortune!
[20:16] Takeru
    But why'd you grab Usa-tan's
    foot like that?
[20:19] Nya
    It's a rabbit's foot.
[20:20] Takeru
    Rabbit's foot? Like this?
[20:22] Uri
    It's an accessory that humans have
[20:24] Uri
    carried for good luck since ancient times.
[20:28] Usa
    I was careless...
[20:30] Mo
    So your feet are your erogenous
    zone, eh, Usa-tan?
[20:33] Usa
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[20:35] Mo
    It just hit me.
[20:38] Mo
    That was erotic ecstasy in
[20:40] Mo
    your face and voice!
[20:45] Uri
    I get it. Usa-tan was
    squirming as she lost.
[20:48] Takeru
    I don't know if you'd call
    that good fortune or not...
[20:50] Nya
    Anyway, I'm one more step
    closer to the zodiac!
[20:53] Nya
    Now, go ahead and produce me for free!
[20:56] Nya
    For free!
[20:58] Usa
    I suppose I'll have to.
[21:00] Usa
    Here you go, then.
SIGN    Pre-Nya-tan Improvement Project
    Basic Training
    Program
[21:01] Nya
    Meow? That's not the same
    as your first proposal.
[21:04] Usa
    We'll start with 100 million reps
    on your abs, back, and push-ups.
SIGN    Abs
SIGN    Back
SIGN    Push-ups
[21:07] Usa
    That's one set, and you'll complete
    a set every day for three months.
SIGN    Abs Abs
SIGN    Back Back
SIGN    Push-ups Push-ups
SIGN    Abs Abs Abs
SIGN    Back Back Back
SIGN    Push-ups Push-ups Push-ups
[21:10] Nya
    What are you talking about?
[21:12] Usa
    Since you're not an Eto-shin,
[21:14] Usa
    this is just a part of what you must do
    before you can solidify your character.
[21:18] Nya
    What the heck?!
[21:19] Usa
    Only after you complete basic strength
    training and lifestyle improvement
[21:22] Usa
    will you be ready to begin
    production by Usa P.P.
[21:26] Nya
    That's impossible.
[21:28] Mo
    Yes!
SIGN    Ah!
[21:29] Usa
    I won't let you escape.
[21:31] Usa
    Not now that I've accepted
    your request to produce you!
[21:34] Key
    Go for it, Nya-tan!
[21:35] Inu
    Turn awesome, like us!
[21:37] Uri
    We'll cheer for you while we eat sukiyaki.
[21:40] Nya
    No!
[21:41] Usa
    Let's get started!
[21:43] Nya
    I don't wanna!
[21:44] Mo
    I'll assist you, hand and butt!
[21:47] Nya
    I don't want that, either!
SIGN    Rabbit's foot
    Good luck charms
    Four-leaf clover
    Clover
    Vegetables
    Hotpot Seasoning
    Sukiyaki
[21:48] Takeru
    There are search results here...
[21:51] Takeru
    Did Nya-tan do this?
SIGN    Vegetables
    Hotpot Season
    Sukiyaki
    Beef
    Meat
    Cheering someone up
    Sad
SIGN    Beef
    Meat
    Cheering someone up
    No energy
    Takeru is sad
    Yesterday
[21:58] Takeru
    What the heck is this?
SIGN    Next Time
[23:35] Usa
    Those born in the year of the rabbit,
    your lucky item is a golden wallet.
[23:38] Nya
    Not a rabbit's foot?
[23:40] Usa
    You can expect your luck to improve!
[23:41] Usa
    Or, if you carry a paperback
    around, you'll look smarter.
[23:45] Nya
    Hey! Are you trying to
    belittle rabbit's feet?!
SIGN    Nutritious Sheep Fortification
[23:47] Takeru
    Next time: Nutritious Sheep Fortification.
SIGN    Rabbit
SIGN    My producer's soul is trembling!
SIGN    You should watch again next week! Illustration: Aisaka Yuka