5 - Nutritious Sheep Fortification

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[00:02] Shima
    Here y'go.
[00:03] Dora
    Whoa, whoa...
[00:08] Dora
    She truly is the epitome of gluttony.
[00:10] Shima
    It's apparently a repercussion of
    trying to improve her lifestyle.
[00:18] Dora
    Don't tell me you've caught a cold.
[00:20] Nya
    Of course not!
[00:20] Nya
    Some prince somewhere
    must be talking about me!
[00:23] Shima
    Oh? Tryin' to marry into money, huh?
[00:26] Nya
    No thanks! I'm gonna
    join the Chinese zodiac!
SIGN    Oden
[00:33] Nya
    I'm so full.
[00:34] Nya
    I'm gonna go home now!
SIGN    Ugh...
[00:42] Shima
    Is she okay?
[01:06] [SONG] Title
    ETOTAMA
SIGN    Episode 5: Nutritious Sheep Fortification
[02:30] Someone
    Smells great!
[02:32] Someone
    It looks so good!
[02:41] Key
    Shar-tan's special curry is almost ready!
[02:44] Inu
    Yeah!
[02:45] Uri
    By the way, Key-tan, Inu-tan,
[02:47] Uri
    how do you like living at Takeru-san's place?
[02:50] Key
    It's super nice!
[02:51] Key
    I mean, it comes with meals,
    baths, and even Sol/Lull!
[02:54] Inu
    I think my shoulders even feel less stiff!
[02:56] Uri
    Takeru-san's Sol/Lull
[02:58] Uri
    permeates through the floor and walls.
[03:01] Uri
    It's like far-infrared light therapy.
[03:03] Inu
    Takeru's amazing!
[03:05] Mei
    It really is the ultimate Sol/Lull.
[03:08] Nya
    Nyummy!
[03:10] Nya
    Curry really piques my appetite!
[03:13] Nya
    I feel like it's missing something, though.
[03:15] Uri
    Really?
SIGN    Sesame Oil
[03:17] Uri
    Then I'll add this.
[03:18] Usa
    Stop!
[03:19] Uma
    Don't put in sesame oil!
[03:21] Piyo
    You know it'll clash with the curry spices!
[03:25] Uri
    Then what should I put in?
[03:27] Mei
    It just so happens I have a secret
    ingredient that should match curry well.
[03:31] Mo
    What?
[03:32] Nya
    A mysterious liquid?
[03:34] Mei
    It's not mysterious.
[03:35] Mei
    It's a spice I made by
    mixing Sol/Lull extracts.
[03:39] Nya
    Sol/Lull extract?! Give it
    to me! Give it all to me!
[03:41] Mei
    Oh, I can't do that.
[03:43] Mei
    I made it just for this curry.
[03:47] Nya
    Just a tiny bit, then!
SIGN    Meow
[03:48] Nya
    Give me some Sol/Lull!
SIGN    Meow
SIGN    Grr...
SIGN    Grr...
[03:52] Mei
    Nope. Making that face won't change my mind.
[03:55] Key
    How are you not annoyed, Mei-tan?
[03:57] Mei
    Huh?
[03:58] Uri
    "Angel in white" certainly
    is a fitting nickname.
[04:01] Uri
    Though she's a god, not an angel.
[04:02] Nya
    Found an opening!
[04:07] Mo
    Oh, no! The curry's turning
    a fantastic color!
[04:09] Uma
    It doesn't look like we can eat that.
[04:12] Mei
    It's all right.
[04:13] Mei
    All she added is a spice that's essential
    for us gods to maintain good health.
[04:18] Mei
    It's health-fortification curry.
[04:21] Nya
    It's the Sol/Lull that matters here!
[04:23] Nya
    All that precious Sol/Lull is gone now!
[04:26] Mei
    Sol/Lull?
[04:27] Mei
    I can get more of that right now.
[04:31] Nya
    You didn't even do anything,
    and look at all that Sol/Lull!
[04:35] Uri
    That's what the zodiac gods can do.
[04:37] Nya
    Lucky! I wish I could just go "hee-hee"
[04:39] Nya
    and automatically soak up
    all the Sol/Lull I want!
[04:42] Key
    If you want Sol/Lull,
    can't you just get it from Takeru?
[04:47] Nya
    Takeru hasn't put out much Sol/Lull since
[04:50] Nya
    Uri-tan's reincarnation incident.
[04:51] Uri
    He's at a highly mistrustful age.
[04:53] Piyo
    You got what you deserved, stupid cat.
[04:57] Nya
    I wonder if Takeru's still sleeping.
[04:59] Uri
    Now that you mention it,
    he hasn't come down yet.
[05:02] Nya
    All right! I'll wake him up and squeeze
    out his first Sol/Lull of the morning!
[05:05] Nya
    Meow, meow, meow!
[05:07] Uma
    And that's why she can't
    get any Sol/Lull from him.
[05:13] Nya
    Takeru!
[05:15] Nya
    Good morning!
[05:16] Nya
    Wake up, Takeru!
[05:19] Nya
    This is...
[05:20] Nya
    Takeru is finally becoming
[05:22] Nya
    aware of me as a woman!
[05:25] Nya
    It's okay, Takeru.
[05:27] Nya
    Give me all the Sol/Lull you like...
[05:32] ---
    Smooch.
[05:35] Nya
    Ow, hot!
[05:38] Nya
    Takeru?
[05:50] Nya
    Well? What's wrong with Takeru?
[05:53] Mei
    He has a cold.
[05:54] Nya
    A cold? But he looks really miserable.
[05:57] Nya
    It's only a cold?
[05:58] Mei
    I'll figure out the exact
    cause and make some medicine.
[06:09] Nya
    What's that?
[06:15] All
    Wha— Wha—
[06:17] All
    What is this?!
[06:22] Nya
    Everyone's in swimsuits for some reason!
[06:24] Nya
    We're suddenly heading
    into a swimsuit episode!
[06:26] Mei
    Oh, my...
[06:29] Nya
    Again?!
[06:31] All
    Wha— Wha—
[06:33] All
    What is this?!
[06:39] Nya
    There's no bath,
    but they're all in bath towels!
[06:41] Nya
    It's going from a swimsuit episode
    to a hot spring episode now!
[06:45] Mei
    His Sol/Lull isn't in very good shape.
[06:49] Dora
    I understand.
[06:50] Dora
    The Sol/Lull of the young man down with a cold
[06:52] Dora
    is being emitted regardless of his will.
[06:56] Mei
    Yes... And the Sol/Lull
    being emitted is unstable,
[06:59] Mei
    varying between weak and strong.
[07:01] Mei
    It's very unique Sol/Lull.
[07:03] Shima
    So that's why we look like this.
[07:05] Shima
    Our clothes are made from
    Sol/Lull, after all.
[07:08] Inu
    Bath towels are "clothes"?
[07:09] Uma
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry for
    exposing myself like this!
[07:13] Nya
    But why haven't I changed at all?
[07:15] Nya
    Am I totally ruled out when
    it comes to sex appeal?!
[07:18] Uri
    Calm down, Nya-tan. Mei-tan
    hasn't changed, either.
[07:22] Usa
    Which means it must have
    nothing to do with sex appeal.
[07:26] Mei
    I don't often get sick in the first place.
[07:30] Nya
    Then I must be fine because
    I live well every day!
[07:33] Nya
    Yay!
[07:33] InuKey
    It's because she's an idiot.
[07:34] UsUmPi
    Because she's an idiot.
[07:35] DoShi
    Idiots don't get sick.
[07:37] Mo
    Fantastic!
[07:38] Uri
    She's impressive, all right.
[07:40] Nya
    Now that we've had swimsuits
    and bath towels...
[07:43] Nya
    Next is nakedness! Everyone's gonna be naked!
SIGN    NAKED
[07:48] Nya
    It's coming! We'll be
    in DVD and Blu-ray mode!
[07:52] Nya
    And no light beams, please!
[08:01] Nya
    Wha— Wha—
[08:03] Nya
    What is that?!
[08:06] Usa
    Why are you acting so disappointed?
[08:09] Nya
    I'm speaking for the viewers!
    I represent all of them!
[08:13] Nya
    Oh, that's right!
    We can't show it on the air,
[08:16] Nya
    but in the disc versions,
    the light will be gone!
[08:18] Uri
    These are drawn on the cels.
    They won't come off.
[08:22] Mo
    Nya-tan, my sweetheart!
[08:25] Mo
    Don't cry!
[08:27] Mo
    If my nude body will do,
    I'll be as nude as you want!
[08:30] Key
    What? Is she trying to take off the light?
[08:32] Nya
    That's stupid! She's stupid!
[08:40] Inu
    Inu!
[08:50] Nya
    What is this chaos?!
[08:52] Nya
    How much energy are they trying
    to expend on the animation?!
[08:56] Nya
    Why are they actually starting
    to test each other's strength?!
[08:59] Dora
    
[09:00] Nya
    My master suddenly made a run for it?!
[09:05] Nya
    And she looks like she's in serious agony!
[09:08] Uri
    It looks like the out-of-control
    Sol/Lull made not just her feet,
[09:10] Uri
    but her entire body an erogenous zone.
[09:14] Nya
    She's a total 18-and-up-only Eto-shin now...
[09:18] Nya
    What's wrong?
[09:19] Key
    Kee-kee-kee-kee!
[09:20] Inu
    Inu! Inu! Inu! Inu!
[09:22] Nya
    Right, uh-huh, uh-huh...
[09:24] Nya
    Like I understand that!
[09:25] Nya
    Also, dogs say "woof"!
[09:30] Nya
    You're back to normal?
[09:33] Nya
    What's going on?
[09:36] Mei
    When you smack them in retort,
[09:38] Mei
    the out-of-control Sol/Lull seems
    to be ejected from their bodies.
[09:42] Nya
    So if I smack all of them with retorts,
[09:44] Nya
    they'll all go back to normal?
[09:46] Mei
    Well, yes, but it's only temporar—
[09:49] Nya
    Here I go!
[09:51] Uma
    Forgive me! I'm sorry!
[09:53] Uma
    I'm sorry I'm dressed like this!
[09:55] Uma
    Ah, how I envy Mo-tan...
[09:58] Uma
    I envy people with nice bodies...
[10:01] Uma
    Envy!
[10:03] Nya
    You sound more like a bound
    spirit than an Eto-shin!
[10:07] Nya
    All right! Next!
[10:12] Nya
    If I go anywhere near this one,
    it's gonna get annoying.
[10:15] Nya
    An explosion?!
[10:16] Mei
    Oh, dear. They've all started to rampage.
[10:19] Mei
    We need to find a way to
    deal with this, quickly.
[10:25] Nya
    My house is destroyed!
[10:30] Nya
    My house is rebuilt!
[10:32] Nya
    What kind of self-fulfilled work is that?!
[10:39] Nya
    Destroyed again?! What are you doing?!
[10:41] Dora
    Don't feel.
[10:43] Dora
    Think!
[10:44] Nya
    I am thinking, and I don't
    get it! That's why I asked!
[10:47] Shima
    Nya-tan...
[10:48] Shima
    You've got some nice skin, don't ya?
[10:51] Nya
    She's pretending this is casual skinship,
    but she already has me in a lock!
[10:55] Nya
    I can't move a single finger!
[10:57] Nya
    Even if she does something dumb,
    I can't smack her now!
[11:00] Shima
    Rub, rubbity-rub...
[11:05] Nya
    You're a leopard, not a tiger?
[11:07] Nya
    Wait, a leopardess?!
[11:09] Nya
    I... I can't smack her...
[11:11] Shima
    I never let my prey escape.
[11:14] Nya
    An erotic development?
    Or is she really trying to eat me?!
[11:17] Nya
    I don't know which it is,
    but I don't like either one!
[11:23] Mo
    Stop! Can't you see she doesn't like that?
[11:26] Nya
    This feels so wrong,
    my hair's standing on end!
[11:29] Mo
    My lovely princess, please don't cry.
[11:36] Mo
    I will fight for my beloved lady!
[11:39] Shima
    I'm gonna gobble her up!
[11:41] Nya
    You're both nothing but perverts!
[11:46] Nya
    You're one tough master!
[11:47] Shima
    Nya-tan, as fellow felines,
    let us caterwaul together!
[11:51] Nya
    What are you, an old man?!
[11:52] Mo
    I will protect her chastity or die trying!
[11:55] Nya
    Then go ahead and die!
[11:57] Nya
    Also, you're the one putting
    my chastity in danger!
[12:01] Nya
    You're back already?!
[12:02] Shima
    Nya-tan, let's make out! Unify! Become one!
[12:06] Nya
    No more, old man!
[12:07] Mo
    I will—
[12:08] Nya
    Shut up, pervert!
[12:11] Nya
    I'm in trouble...
[12:12] Nya
    I keep smacking them,
    but they keep coming back.
[12:15] Nya
    I actually would appreciate
    even a cat's help right now...
[12:19] Mei
    Nya-tan, I've got it!
[12:21] Nya
    What, I have to take a sheep's help?!
[12:24] Mei
    The out-of-control Sol/Lull is being
    caused by the "divine cold virus."
[12:28] Nya
    Divine cold virus?
SIGN     The Conference
    of Gods selects 108 Eto-musume and 12 Eto-shin to
    participate in the Eto-shin Selection Festival (ETM12),
    granting them Sol/Lull Seals as proof of their qualification.
SIGN     Immediately after
    an Eto-musume invokes her right to issue an inescapable
    challenge to an Eto-shin, and accepts the Eto-shin's stated
    conditions for victory, the battle for the Sol/Lull Seal begins.
[12:45] Nya
    So what is this divine cold virus, anyway?
[12:49] Mei
    It's an illness brought on by a virus
    that only occurs in the Eto realm.
[12:52] Mei
    It multiplies within Sol/Lull.
[12:55] Mei
    No human has ever been known to catch it...
[12:59] Uri
    Takeru-san's Sol/Lull is special.
[13:01] Uri
    Maybe that has something to do with it?
[13:03] Nya
    Uri-tan, you're awfully
    calm amidst all this chaos.
SIGN    All There Is to Know About Sesame Oil
[13:06] Uri
    Am I?
[13:08] Uri
    Well, panicking won't do any good.
[13:10] Uri
    It seems like I just keep getting smaller.
[13:13] Uri
    I'm not going to die or anything,
    so I can just wait unti—
[13:22] Nya
    She died.
[13:25] Nya
    Takeru?!
[13:28] Mei
    The divine cold virus is spreading
    at a terrifying rate...
[13:32] Mei
    If it keeps up, all of Takeru-san's
[13:34] Mei
    Sol/Lull will be devoured!
[13:36] Nya
    What'll happen if it gets devoured?
[13:39] Mei
    Takeru-san won't wake up. Ever.
[13:42] Nya
    No way! Wh-What do we do?
[13:45] Mei
    The only way is to enter his Sol/Lull
    directly and treat it there.
[13:49] Mei
    Enter his Sol/Lull? Is that possible?
[13:52] Mei
    With my ability, it is.
[13:55] Mei
    But Takeru-san will be utterly
    defenseless while he's being treated.
[13:59] Mei
    If he takes even the smallest blow,
    his condition will become critical.
[14:03] Nya
    So what do we do?
[14:05] Mei
    Protect Takeru-san's body.
[14:08] Mei
    You're the only one I can count on, Nya-tan.
[14:11] Nya
    Y-You're counting on... me?
[14:13] Mei
    Yes.
[14:15] Mei
    Nya-tan!
[14:16] Nya
    I got it!
[14:18] Nya
    We haven't had much to do
[14:20] Nya
    with each other before, but...
[14:23] Nya
    Right now,
[14:24] Nya
    we share the same desire
    to make Takeru better!
[14:27] Mei
    Yes!
[14:30] DoShiMo
    Derp...
[14:32] DoShiMo
    Derp...
[14:32] Nya
    Mei-tan, leave these idiots
    to me and go inside him!
[14:37] DoShiMo
    Derp...
[14:40] Nya
    Mei-tan, hurry!
[14:40] DoShiMo
    Derp...
[14:45] Mei
    Made in Sol/Lull!
[14:52] Mei
    Off I go!
[15:10] Mei
    There!
[15:21] Takeru
    Huh? Mei-tan?
[15:23] Mei
    Hang in there just a bit longer, Takeru-san.
[15:26] Mei
    I'll fix you up in no time.
[15:42] Mei
    That completes the treatment.
[15:45] Mei
    It's okay now, Takeru-san!
[15:48] Takeru
    Th-Thanks...
[15:50] Mei
    It's all right.
[15:51] Mei
    My job is to look after the health of humans.
[15:55] Mei
    As long as humans are healthy,
    the world will be at peace!
[15:59] Takeru
    Those are really nice words.
[16:06] Mei
    You think so, too?
[16:10] Mei
    I'm glad.
[16:11] Mei
    You know, 2,000 years ago,
[16:14] Mei
    when I was given a position as an Eto-shin,
[16:16] Mei
    those were the words of the person
    who gave my life a purpose.
[16:20] Mei
    You're a fascinating person, Takeru-san.
[16:22] Mei
    I've never told anyone this before.
[16:27] Mei
    Oh, you fell asleep?
[16:32] Mei
    The divine cold virus!
[16:37] Mei
    A new variation?!
[16:44] Mei
    It's trying to get outside?
[16:48] DoShi
    Derp...
SIGN    Derp... Derp...
[16:50] DoShi
    Derp...
[16:58] Nya
    Who are you?!
[16:59] Virus
    I am all in one, and one in all.
[17:02] Virus
    I reign over all realms,
[17:05] Virus
    godly and mortal,
    and put even gods to sleep.
[17:07] Nya
    Eh? What? All in one? All realms?
[17:10] Virus
    Foolish creature who hears not my voice...
[17:14] Nya
    Huh? Goulash?
[17:16] Virus
    I am the true divine cold virus!
[17:19] Nya
    Oh, right! You're the one I've heard of!
[17:22] Nya
    The one causing havoc everywhere right now,
[17:25] Nya
    the divine cold virus!
[17:27] Nya
    Wait! So this was
[17:29] Nya
    all your doing?!
[17:31] Mei
    D-Delayed retort?
[17:36] Nya
    Cut it out already!
[17:38] Virus
    I'm sorry!
[17:40] Mei
    It's gone...
[17:41] Nya
    Sheesh, what a trouble-making virus.
[17:46] Nya
    When did I end up naked?!
[17:50] Mei
    You used all your Sol/Lull,
    including your clothes,
[17:52] Mei
    for that last retort.
[17:54] Nya
    No way!
[17:56] Mei
    That's just how much of your
    heart you put into that whack.
[17:59] Mei
    That was amazing, Nya-tan.
[18:00] Nya
    Huh? R-Really?
[18:07] Nya
    Oh, Takeru looks peaceful now!
[18:10] Mei
    Now his treatment really is complete.
[18:14] Nya
    Ow! My hand hurts!
[18:16] Mei
    Oh, my. You've done too much smacking.
[18:19] Mei
    Wait just a moment.
[18:21] Mei
    There.
[18:22] Nya
    Wow! The pain is going away by the second!
[18:27] Nya
    A Sol/Lull Seal?
[18:28] Mei
    My Sol/Lull Seal works
    well for bruises, sprains,
[18:32] Mei
    cuts, and fractures.
[18:35] Nya
    I can have this?
[18:36] Mei
    Yes.
[18:38] Nya
    All right!
[18:39] Nya
    Mei-tan's Sol/Lull Seal is mine!
SIGN    Sheep
[18:42] Nya
    Yay! Yay! I did it!
[18:45] Mei
    You're so funny, Nya-tan.
[18:48] Mei
    If an Eto-musume like you joined the zodiac,
[18:51] Mei
    perhaps something would change.
[18:54] Mei
    And then, maybe she would...
[19:02] Mo
    What happened?
[19:03] Uma
    What on Earth...
[19:05] Piyo
    ...were we just doing?
[19:12] Shima
    What're you laughin' at?
[19:14] Shima
    Get some clothes on.
[19:16] Shima
    Ya may be an idiot,
    but you're gonna catch a cold.
[19:18] Dora
    That's right.
[19:20] Dora
    You had a terribly runny nose earlier.
[19:23] Shima
    Are ya over that cold?
[19:25] Nya
    I had a cold?
SIGN    Oden
[19:27] Shima
    Last night, you were sneezin' up a storm.
[19:30] Dora
    What could it have been but a cold?
[19:33] Nya
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[19:36] Nya
    I'm back!
[19:39] Nya
    Brr...
[19:41] Nya
    It's cold in here.
[19:45] ---
    Achoo!
[19:48] Nya
    Ah, nice and warm.
[19:51] Takeru
    C-Cold...
[19:58] Nya
    Maybe it happened then.
[20:00] Uri
    You clearly gave your
[20:02] Uri
    divine cold to Takeru-san.
[20:04] Nya
    Oh, no, no, no! It couldn't be!
[20:16] Mei
    Nya-tan...
[20:18] Mei
    You let the divine cold virus beat you,
[20:20] Mei
    and even brought about a new variation.
[20:24] Mei
    You are far too unhealthy.
[20:26] Nya
    Meow?!
[20:28] Mei
    You'll need a vaccination to
    prevent this from happening again.
[20:32] Mei
    Of course, I'll need all
[20:34] Mei
    the rest of you to line up, too.
[20:39] Nya
    I-I-I...
[20:41] Nya
    I refuse!
[20:44] Mei
    For goodness' sake...
[20:45] Mei
    I'll make sure you all get a shot later.
[20:48] Takeru
    Mei-tan?
[20:50] Mei
    Takeru-san! You're awake?
[20:55] Mei
    Yes, you're all better.
[20:58] Mei
    You'll be fine now. You did very well.
[21:02] Takeru
    You're the one who did well, aren't you?
[21:07] Takeru
    Thanks.
[21:13] Takeru
    Mei-tan?
[21:14] Mei
    Ah... U-Um...
[21:17] Mei
    I... I...
[21:20] Mei
    I don't get sick, but...
[21:22] Mei
    I think I've just come
    down with lovesickness.
[21:26] Mei
    Oh, dear... What a problem...
[21:29] Takeru
    Are you... okay?
[21:30] Mei
    To think you would worry
    for my sake, Takeru-san!
[21:34] Takeru
    Er, um... I mean...
    What happened to you?
[21:34] Mei
    I'm so happy!
[21:47] Shar
    Looks like she's obtained
    Mei-tan's Sol/Lull Seal.
[21:53] Shar
    Is your heart still beyond salvation?
[21:58] Chu
    I need
[22:00] Chu
    neither salvation nor light.
SIGN    Next Time
[23:35] Mei
    Here's the flower fortune for those
    of you born in the year of the sheep!
[23:38] Mei
    He loves me... He loves me not...
[23:40] Mei
    I love Takeru-san!
[23:42] Mei
    I just love him! I love him like crazy!
[23:44] Nya
    Next time: The Three Laughers
    of the Tiger's Scheme.
SIGN    The Three Laughers of the Tiger's Scheme
[23:46] Mei
    Where's Takeru-san?
[23:47] Nya
    He has a headache, so he's off this week.
SIGN    I'll heal your heart!
[23:50] [SONG] Text
    I hope you'll watch again next week!
[23:50] [SONG] Text
    Sheep
[23:50] [SONG] Text
    Illustration: Fuchigami Mai