E5 - Friends of Friends are Friends of Mine? / Horror Night on All Saints Street / No Room for a Homeless Kid / No One Escapes an Arranged Marriage / Kitten on the Street, Don't Run Around o
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EPISODE 25
FRIENDS OF FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE...?
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Dear Mom and Dad,
How are you both doing?
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I'm doing pretty well myself.
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Recently, I met someone I like.
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Hey, what’s up!
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She's... the girl I have a crush on.
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I haven't been able to tell her
how I feel yet,
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but just being with her all the time,
like now, makes me so happy.
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Not only that,
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since the Demon King inside me
has released almost all of his energy,
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no one should be able
to detect his presence.
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I'm not a time bomb anymore!
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How out of touch are you?
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Who scribbles their true feelings
in a diary?
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It's not a diary! This is an email, okay?
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I mean, hey! No peeking!
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You're supposed to live quietly inside me.
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We don't get into each other's way.
That's the deal!
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Keep hemming and hawing like that,
and she'll hate you.
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W-Watch your back.
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- What? Hey, is that true?
- Oh, Lily’s back.
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- Lily. Lily!
- Hey, look sharp now.
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- You still haven't made up?
- Nope. Unbelievable, right?
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Lily, welcome back!
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Oh, hey, how's everyone in our class?
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Yeah, they're all doing as well as ever.
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Lily, you don't know how much
I've missed you.
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School is so dull without you.
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Then why don't you stay here for a while?
I've got so many interesting friends!
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I'm sure you'll like them. Wait, huh?
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Hey! Is that you, Ni-Ni?
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This is Iwan. He was my best friend
at college in Heaven!
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Hi, Ni-Ni. Call me Iwan.
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You're way too bright!
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Hey, what's that?
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I've never had it.
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Then let's give it a try!
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There's tons of places to see,
but let's grab something yummy first!
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They look so cute together.
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I can't even cut in.
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Okay!
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Time for me to step up, huh?
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BAMEN LOCAL EATS
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Table for three, this way, please!
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Stinky tofu! Here you go!
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Eat up. It's my treat.
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If you humiliate Iwan,
you’ll gain more favor.
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This is... This taste...
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It's so delicious!
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Next! Some douzhi, please!
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Yum!
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Next! Pitan!
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- Yummy!
- Luosifen!
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- I'd like one to go, please.
- Okay.
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- Now I'm full. Okay, next!
- One take out, please!
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Wow!
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That's impressive!
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- Come on, let’s go!
- Okay!
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Hey! Let's go there next!
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Hey, Lily! Wait!
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Ni-Ni, are you okay?
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I'm totally fine. Thanks!
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Ni-Ni.
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Huh?
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Before I got here, I was planning
to take Lily home if she seemed unhappy.
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But I don't feel that way anymore.
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Studying abroad was the right call.
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She has such great friends, like you.
That makes me happy, too.
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Iwan.
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Thanks for coming along.
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This is a token of my gratitude.
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What a great guy. He really cares
for Lily, and he even gave me a present.
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Now I feel bad for being mean to him.
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CALL ME
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Ni-Ni, come on!
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Let’s go!
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I'm going to sleep. See ya!
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EPISODE 25
FRIENDS OF FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE...?
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Friends of friends are friends of mine?
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 26
HORROR NIGHT ON ALL SAINTS STREET
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He's already in his room.
He's been waiting for a long time.
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What?
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No! Don't go!
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Hey, shut up! I can't hear the lines!
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Who's that knocking at this hour?
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I'll go open it.
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I'm home!
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Oh man, is this the wrong room?
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Xiaolu!
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Ira!
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My name's Lewis.
You can call me Xiaolu.
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Ever since I was a kid,
I've dreamed of becoming an actor!
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But these are the only types of roles
I get back home.
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“WAR CHRONICLE 2”
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“HAND OF GOD”
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So I decided to take the plunge
and give it a try over here.
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ACTORS’ GUILD
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We're looking for one extra.
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I've been an extra in twelve movies!
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There's no role that I can't play!
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CERTIFICATE
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I-I'm a zombie!
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Buzz off!
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Hey, my head!
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Thank goodness it's intact.
I can't be an actor without a head.
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Hey, kiddo.
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Can you remove
other parts of your body, too?
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I've caught the eye of the Mafia!
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Y-Yes, I can.
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I'm not even famous yet.
This really sucks!
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You're my man!
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It's an important role,
so I'm counting on you!
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What, you're not with the Mafia?
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ACTOR STUDIO PASS
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Scene 13, Take 1.
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Fire!
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It's only you and me now.
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We can't lose, no matter what!
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I want you to give me a hand!
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Sure thing!
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Let's fight together and make sure...
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Abby, I knew that's what you'd say.
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- Come on, let's go!
- Cut!
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That was great!
Get ready for the next scene!
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All right Abby, this is our final battle!
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That's it! Keep going!
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They've surrounded us. Damn it.
I'll divert them. Run!
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You idiot! Why did you come back?
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There's no point unless we're together?
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That's my buddy!
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What? Let's go on a trip
when this is all over?
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That's a promise.
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Abby! Wake up! Come on, wake up!
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We were so close.
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Why? Why is this happening?
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ARTHUR CINEMA
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Why is this happening?
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“ABBY AND ME”
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Soon after, Abby became a breakout star,
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and they kept me on the shoot for six months,
so it took a while before I could head home.
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Oh, man.
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Thanks for sharing Abby's backstory!
Can we get your autograph?
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Come on, guys!
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EPISODE 26
HORROR NIGHT ON ALL SAINTS STREET
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Horror Night on All Saints Street.
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It's not scary!
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 27
NO ROOM FOR A HOMELESS KID
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This is "The Song of Blood and Brains."
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"Rehearsal with the Vampire Queen."
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This is "The Last Diary."
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The climax for this movie
was especially to die for!
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Hey, this video!
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It's the scene from Bad Omen
where I have a line!
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Huh? So where are you?
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Now that work's finally settled down,
I can move back!
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About that... Lewis?
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There are no vacant rooms in 1031.
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What? What about my old room?
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Neil's staying there.
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Oh, there's a room next door, right?
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Damao's staying there.
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I see, I see. But I'll be just fine.
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What do you mean, just fine?
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Uh, Mr. Lynn, can't he sleep on the sofa
like last night?
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No, he can't. One night is fine,
but I can't have him crash indefinitely.
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Then how about the fridge?
If he's in pieces?
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No, the fridge is for food only.
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Why don't we hang him up outside?
That'll get rid of the dampness.
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Would you really call that living here?
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How about this?
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MR. LYNN
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Yeah, that could work.
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WHAT ABOUT MY ROOM?
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No, I don’t think it will.
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I thought so.
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Are you sure?
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YES
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Abu, let's not do this after all.
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It's gonna be so cramped,
and I’ll feel terrible.
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MY ROOM’S SPACIOUS, SO IT’LL BE OKAY
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Come to think of it,
I've never seen Abu's room.
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- Oh, yeah? Then let's go check it out.
- Yeah.
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I’M GONNA OPEN IT
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Hey, you! Are you kidding me?
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I was at tenpai, you know!
Do you know who I am? How dare you...
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OOPS, WRONG ONE
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You've been keeping pets?
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That's your concern?
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PLEASE, COME IN
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NOPE
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THAT’S WEIRD
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What was that last one?
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THIS SHOULD BE IT
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What a cool room!
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YOU CAN PUT THE COFFIN THERE
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ALSO...
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HERE’S THE ROOM KEY
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Abu!
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XIAOLU
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How can I ever thank you?
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But you know what, never mind.
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If we lived here together,
it would be such a hassle, right?
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IT’LL BE FINE
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No, no.
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I'd feel bad about imposing,
so it's really okay.
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I UNDERSTAND
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Come on, talk me into it!
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Then just take the key from the start!
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WELCOME BACK XIAOLU
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What the heck is all this?
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- What's going on?
- It's a break-in!
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Yeah, it’s a break-in!
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No, it's you!
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Xiaolu's in the right.
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EPISODE 27
NO ROOM FOR A HOMELESS KID
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No room for a homeless kid.
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 28
NO ONE ESCAPES AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
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MOVIE NIGHT
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Mr. Lynn!
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Mr. Lynn! The movie's about to start!
[11:24] ---
Mr. Lynn's gone out.
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He was dressed pretty smart.
Wonder where he went?
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He went to meet a prospective wife.
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- Oh, an arranged marriage, huh?
- So that’s where he went.
[11:33] ---
I see.
[11:34] ---
Arranged marriage?
[11:35] ---
Yeah. The owner of 1031 set it up,
so he couldn't say no.
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Mr. Lynn's such a stiff,
I feel sorry for the girl he's meeting with.
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You're not at all surprised, are you?
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Why should I be? It's just an arranged marriage.
I have zero interest.
[11:51] ---
All right, Lily, let's go eat at the restaurant where
Lynn's arranged marriage is taking place. Let's go.
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Yeah!
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He's got a huge interest.
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DELICIOUS RESTAURANT
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We all ended up coming, huh?
[12:04] ---
Table for four, please!
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There he is!
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You have a sense of humor, Mr. Lynn!
[12:12] ---
Oh, please. You do, too!
[12:12] ---
Did she just say my brother
has a sense of humor?
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No, really!
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Who is she?
[12:14] ---
When I first heard about this
arranged marriage, I was nervous, but...
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It's Kyugetsu!
[12:18] ---
You know her?
[12:18] ---
Now that I've met you, I can see
that you're witty and a gentleman.
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I've met her before.
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Who knew I'd run into her here.
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I feel a little bit more at ease, now.
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It really is a small world, huh?
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I'm a 200-year-old phantom fox
and I've never fallen in love before.
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But I'm fully prepared to live my life
on my own.
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That would never happen.
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I know we've only just met,
but I really enjoy being with you.
[12:38] ---
I'm sure that you have many suitors.
[12:42] ---
When you say it like that,
it's kind of embarrassing.
[12:49] ---
Hey, this looks promising!
[12:50] ---
What will it be for you?
[12:52] ---
Do you have any recommen—
[12:54] ---
Oh! What an interesting waiter!
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When did that happen?
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This looks delicious!
[13:03] ---
Cheese!
[13:05] ---
How cool is that Abby?
[13:07] ---
The durian ice cream there is good.
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Yay!
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Are you going to hover over them forever?
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By the way, what kind of work do you do?
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I'm pursuing my master's,
and teaching English and Chinese on the side.
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Wow, that's impressive! I envy you
for having foreign language skills.
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- Because I'm simply awful.
- Uh-oh! Not good!
[13:31] ---
What did you say?
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That's not the student's fault.
It's the instructor's!
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I'd like you to take this test
whenever you have a free moment.
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I'll create a curriculum
appropriate for your level,
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which will improve your listening
and writing skills by leaps and bounds.
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And if you come to my classes,
you'll be all set!
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My friends get a ten percent discount,
so I urge you to consider this!
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Game over!
[13:56] ---
It looked like things were going great.
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So why did you push your class on her?
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Kyugetsu definitely has the basics.
Wait, how do you know about that?
[14:06] ---
Hey, I'm keeping my fans waiting!
Gotta start the gift lottery! See ya!
[14:12] ---
Ow, ow, ow.
[14:14] ---
Does your neck hurt?
[14:15] ---
Yeah, yesterday, that pig...
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I slept like a pig,
and strained my neck.
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KYUGETSU
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That guy...
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EPISODE 28
NO ONE ESCAPES AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE
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No one escapes an arranged marriage.
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PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 29
KITTEN ON THE STREET,
DON'T RUN AROUND ON YOUR OWN
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For pete's sake, what are you barking at?
Come on, we're going!
[14:59] ---
What's this?
[15:01] ---
Hey, Ira! Quick, come here!
[15:04] ---
I found a cat downstairs!
It has two tails!
[15:07] ---
Pretty rare, huh?
[15:08] ---
Wait, could that be...
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I want to keep her.
Do you think Mr. Lynn will let me?
[15:12] ---
It stinks of liquor!
[15:15] ---
Listen, nekomata are not cats.
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That’s our neighbor across the hall.
[15:20] ---
Put her back where you found her
while she's still sleeping.
[15:22] ---
You mean on the side of the road?
[15:24] ---
She won't get lost, will she?
[15:26] ---
And she's been asleep this whole time.
[15:28] ---
Maybe she passed out?
[15:30] ---
Who are you?
[15:38] ---
Why's she so violent?
[15:41] ---
Oh, didn't she just talk?
[15:43] ---
Nekomata are monsters
from the land of sakura trees.
[15:46] ---
Of course they can talk.
[15:51] ---
- Hey!
- Don't just go off on your own!
[15:53] ---
Hey, that's an '82 Lafite!
[15:55] ---
Hey, that's Damao's vodka!
[15:56] ---
Come on! That's Mr. Lynn's red wine!
[16:02] ---
Sh-She's hammered?
[16:03] ---
Oh no, she drank too much!
We need to get her to the hospital.
[16:14] ---
She turned into a human!
[16:15] ---
Didn't you hear me say
she was our neighbor?
[16:18] ---
H-Hello!
[16:20] ---
- What do you think you're doing?
- Why am I the one always getting smacked?
[16:30] ---
She's sleeping in my bed.
What should we do?
[16:33] ---
Let's leave her alone.
We can't have her sleep on the floor.
[16:36] ---
As long as Lily doesn't find out,
we're good.
[16:38] ---
Put away your smartphone!
[16:39] ---
What are you doing?
[16:41] ---
Nick! What are you doing here?
[16:47] ---
Look how you've grown!
[16:48] ---
I don't even know her, all right?
[16:51] ---
You poor little kitten.
[16:54] ---
If Neil's just going to ignore you,
[16:56] ---
then I'd be glad
to keep you company tonight in his place.
[17:06] ---
I'm really, really sorry!
Please forgive me!
[17:09] ---
I'm truly sorry for causing you all
so much trouble yesterday!
[17:14] ---
I'm going to compensate you
for all the alcohol that I drank yesterday!
[17:16] ---
- My sincerest apologies!
- Hey, it's all right. Please get up.
[17:19] ---
When Damao gets plastered,
he's even scarier than you!
[17:22] ---
But you really shouldn't drink too much.
It's like poison for your body.
[17:25] ---
Right, right.
[17:28] ---
Okay, let me introduce myself to you again.
[17:30] ---
I'm Momo, from Apartment 1032.
I'm a war reporter.
[17:33] ---
This is Japanese sake from my homeland.
[17:36] ---
Please accept it as my apology for last night!
[17:39] ---
Oh, wow, thank you.
[17:42] ---
Please...
[17:44] ---
Accept it!
[17:47] ---
I'll bring you some better sake another time!
[17:50] ---
Uh, no, that won't be necessary.
Please enjoy that at home.
[17:54] ---
EPISODE 29
KITTEN ON THE STREET,
DON'T RUN AROUND ON YOUR OWN
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Kitten on the street,
don't run around on your own.
[18:01] ---
PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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EPISODE 30
THE ANGEL IS WATCHING YOU
[18:15] ---
What a headache. Another bender?
[18:19] ---
I'm wearing clothes,
and I woke up in my house.
[18:23] ---
Meaning nothing happened yesterday, right?
[18:25] ---
Not that I remember anything. Huh?
[18:30] ---
What happened?
Were you guys burglarized?
[18:34] ---
Hello!
[18:37] ---
- It's the neighbor from across the hall!
- She’s here again!
[18:40] ---
Hey, hold on.
[18:42] ---
You stay away!
[18:43] ---
One step closer,
and I'll show you no mercy!
[18:45] ---
Huh? But why?
[18:46] ---
Shut up!
[18:47] ---
Now get out of here!
[18:48] ---
I'll email you the bill for all these damages.
[18:51] ---
You're hereby barred
from this home until you quit drinking!
[18:56] ---
I destroyed all that?
[19:02] ---
All right, so Lily will be living with you
for the time being,
[19:05] ---
to make sure you stay sober.
[19:06] ---
Momo, I'll be your new roommate!
[19:09] ---
Oh wow, thanks so much.
[19:14] ---
Lily should be asleep at this hour, right?
Now's my chance!
[19:17] ---
Oh, Lily, you're still so naïve.
[19:19] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:24] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:28] ---
You mustn't drink.
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:31] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:33] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:34] ---
I'm watching you, all right?
[19:36] ---
How the heck are you able to find me?
[19:40] ---
Lily! Momo!
[19:42] ---
I brought you some snacks!
[19:44] ---
Is Momo all right?
[19:46] ---
She hasn't had any alcohol in two days!
[19:49] ---
I'll leave her this juice
and some snacks here.
[19:52] ---
Who's this?
[19:54] ---
She seems so familiar.
[19:56] ---
It's a photo from when I was an idol years ago.
[19:58] ---
Idol?
[20:00] ---
Hello! We're the Mofu-Mofu Dumplings!
[20:06] ---
So why did you quit?
[20:08] ---
Idols have to deal
with unbelievable pressure.
[20:10] ---
But I guess I just wasn't cut out to be one.
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Not to mention, there was a scandal.
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DESTRUCTION OF CHARACTER,
DEAD DRUNK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
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I can't believe they knew this was you!
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I wanted a change of scenery,
and a clean slate, so I came here.
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Starting over from scratch
takes some courage.
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Hang in there!
I know you can give up drinking!
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Yeah. Thanks!
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Meow, meow, meow, meow!
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Everyone! A toast!
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We're gonna polish off all the liquor in this box!
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I won't let you sleep until you're drunk!
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Where's Lily? Why isn't she watching her?
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- Lily, drink up!
- Lily?
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Everyone! Cheers!
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How did it come to this?
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That's the juice I bought.
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ALCOHOL
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Wait, it's alcohol?
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We drank it, you know.
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Now it's your turn!
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Thanks to the efforts of Mr. Lynn
and the residents of Room 1031,
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Momo successfully kicked her drinking problem
one year later.
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But none of them
ever dared to mention out loud
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the constant hell they had to endure
until that day came to pass.
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EPISODE 30
THE ANGEL IS WATCHING YOU
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The angel is watching you.
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All things should be enjoyed in moderation.
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