E1 - Nice to Meet You, I'm Ni-Ni / Friend Coming From Afar, Would You Like to Move In? / The Angelic Landlord and His Nice Tenants / The Lone Wolf Who Came From the North / Fortune is Few, An

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    In this world, humans and ayakashi
    have always lived side-by-side peacefully.
[00:06] ---
    But little did they know that a Demon King
    intent on destroying the world had been born.
[00:44] ---
    At this rate, there will be...
[00:45] ---
    YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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    ...a river of blood, and the corpses
    will only pile up.
[00:52] ---
    And this...
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    YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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    This world...
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    YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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    Will never...
[00:57] ---
    YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
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    So you've all seen the video, right?
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    THE COMMITTEE FOR WORLD PEACE
[01:01] ---
    EXAGGERATING MUCH?
[01:03] ---
    Let's take the next 15 minutes to come up
    with a strategy to defeat the Demon King.
[01:05] ---
    - Roger that.
    - Understood.
[01:07] ---
    This is like the most crucial part ever!
    How can we just sit here chatting about it?
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    SO DANGEROUS
[01:14] ---
    Is he really going to destroy Earth?
[01:15] ---
    WHY WAS HE BORN?
[01:16] ---
    He doesn't have the power to yet!
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    WE CAN’T JUST LEAVE HIM BE.
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    We have to defeat him before it awakens.
[01:19] ---
    Where is he now?
[01:20] ---
    We've got him under surveillance 24/7,
    so there's nothing to worry about.
[01:24] ---
    As long as the Demon King's in Hell,
    we can track him.
[01:28] ---
    Bad news, everybody!
[01:29] ---
    The Demon King just boarded a plane,
    and has departed Hell.
[01:31] ---
    He's under our control. It's all good.
[01:33] ---
    THAT’S GREAT
    OH OKAY
[01:35] ---
    Hey! I heard that!
[01:37] ---
    He busted out of Hell, right?
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    So stop that plane now!
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    EPISODE 01 - NICE TO MEET YOU, I’M NI-NI
[02:26] ---
    Hey, there. I'm Neil Bowman.
[02:28] ---
    People call me Ni-Ni.
[02:30] ---
    I'm a Demon.
[02:31] ---
    I'm on a plane
    headed to the Human World right now.
[02:34] ---
    It's always been my dream
    to live in the Human World.
[02:38] ---
    But my Mom and Dad are like,
    “When you grow up, you're going to work in Hell!”
[02:42] ---
    Which is all about paperwork
    and soul management.
[02:45] ---
    Pandas are great but koalas are cute, too!
[02:48] ---
    Live on your own so far away?
    Over my dead body!
[02:52] ---
    So I snuck off, behind their backs.
[02:54] ---
    I'm going to live among the humans
    with a friend of mine.
[02:58] ---
    Just you wait!
[03:07] ---
    This should be the address.
[03:11] ---
    Ni-Ni!
[03:12] ---
    - Ira!
    - So you finally made it, huh?
[03:15] ---
    Sorry I couldn't pick you up.
[03:17] ---
    It's not easy to step out during the day.
[03:19] ---
    That's Okay! It only took me
    three hours to get here.
[03:22] ---
    Huh?
[03:23] ---
    - Come on in. Let me introduce you to everyone.
    - Okay!
[03:26] ---
    - They're all good guys, okay?
    - Glad to hear it!
[03:28] ---
    How do you do! I'm Neil Bowman.
    It's so nice to meet you.
[03:32] ---
    Neil, huh? Welcome.
    Please put on some slippers.
[03:38] ---
    These are your new housemates.
[03:38] ---
    ANGEL
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    VAMPIRE
[03:38] ---
    MUMMY
[03:41] ---
    Huh? But why...
[03:44] ---
    Why aren't there any humans here?
[03:47] ---
    EPISODE 01 - NICE TO MEET YOU, I’M NI-NI
[03:48] ---
    Nice to meet you. I'm Ni-Ni.
[03:51] ---
    Welcome to All Saints Street.
[03:56] ---
    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[04:01] ---
    Neil Bowman, a demon child who loves human culture,
    has traveled all the way from Hell to the Human World.
[04:09] ---
    And he's taken the next step
    by moving in with friends.
[04:14] ---
    But he still has no idea...
[04:17] ---
    There's a serious danger
    that lurks closer everyday.
[04:23] ---
    EPISODE 02
    FRIEND COMING FROM AFAR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN?
[04:28] ---
    This is your room. It looks really cool,
    so I think you'll like it.
[04:32] ---
    I-Ira!
[04:34] ---
    How can you be so wonderful?
[04:36] ---
    We're only gaming buddies,
    but you're being so nice to me!
[04:39] ---
    Don't give it another thought.
    If it wasn't for you, I'd still be in agony.
[04:44] ---
    Oh, you've forgotten already, huh?
[04:47] ---
    Well, it was three whole years ago.
[04:48] ---
    THREE YEARS AGO
[04:52] ---
    That's the friend I just added.
[04:54] ---
    I can't decide between
    these two options that I have.
[04:56] ---
    Can you give me some advice?
[04:57] ---
    Hmm, is this game-related, I wonder?
[04:59] ---
    Option A, go back to my parents' house.
    Option B, stay here.
[05:03] ---
    He might not be able to keep playing
    if he goes home.
[05:07] ---
    My vote's for B.
[05:08] ---
    Thanks!
[05:09] ---
    Since you picked for me to stay,
    I was able to make up my mind.
[05:13] ---
    Instead of taking over
    a global company and castle,
[05:15] ---
    I'm going to become an otaku!
[05:16] ---
    You were consulting me about your life?
[05:18] ---
    Why did you leave that part out?
[05:20] ---
    Now there are no servants
    to help me dress,
[05:23] ---
    and there's no one watching me
    while I eat or sleep.
[05:25] ---
    And hey, can you beat living
    in a such cramped house?
[05:29] ---
    I can eat ramen everyday and wear T-shirts,
    and I'm not surrounded by throngs of servants!
[05:33] ---
    It's all thanks to you, Ni-Ni!
[05:35] ---
    Are you sure you're happy with this?
[05:41] ---
    Ira.
[05:42] ---
    The thing is... Hey, what's wrong?
[05:44] ---
    Don't mind me. I get drowsy during the day.
[05:47] ---
    Oh, wow.
[05:49] ---
    - All right, take a look at your room.
    - Yeah!
[05:59] ---
    What do you think?
    Don't you feel like you're back at home?
[06:03] ---
    You have the wrong idea about our place.
[06:09] ---
    I've been meaning to cook for you
    since before I got here!
[06:12] ---
    Huh? You can cook?
[06:14] ---
    Home-cooked meals from Hell are delicious!
[06:16] ---
    Huh? What's that sound?
[06:18] ---
    Hell’s very own... snake and rabbit!
[06:21] ---
    Are you sure they're edible?
[06:22] ---
    They taste amazing grilled!
    Hold them for a second?
[06:27] ---
    I brought my own spices, too.
[06:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[06:32] ---
    O-Oh, no! Hurry and—
[06:43] ---
    AUTOMATICALLY ACTIVATES
    FLAME OF SELF-PROTECTION
[06:50] ---
    Huh? Hey, come back here!
[06:58] ---
    Finally caught them.
[07:04] ---
    I-I'm done for!
[07:09] ---
    Oh, Mr. Lynn.
[07:11] ---
    Are you trying to destroy our home?
[07:15] ---
    What the heck happened?
[07:25] ---
    EPISODE 02
    FRIEND COMING FROM AFAR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN?
[07:27] ---
    Friend coming from afar,
[07:30] ---
    would you like to move in?
[07:34] ---
    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[07:39] ---
    EPISODE 03
    THE ANGELIC LANDLORD AND HIS NICE TENANTS
[07:44] ---
    About these apples, in the North Gate market,
    they're 4.5 yuan for 500 grams.
[07:47] ---
    At the grocery store, they're 4.9 yuan,
    with the more expensive ones costing 12.9 yuan.
[07:52] ---
    These look to fall between the market offerings
    and the 4.9 apples from the grocery store,
[07:57] ---
    yet you're charging 5.5 yuan.
[07:58] ---
    You can't call this a fair market price.
[08:02] ---
    Though it is your right
    to put a price on your wares,
[08:04] ---
    there's no sense of competition
    on All Saints Street.
[08:07] ---
    If you could factor that into...
[08:08] ---
    - You can have them for 4.5 yuan!
    - Then I'll take one.
[08:11] ---
    After all that, you're only buying one?
[08:20] ---
    Hey, what's the big idea?
[08:21] ---
    The light's red.
[08:27] ---
    Excuse me.
[08:28] ---
    If you don't fasten your seatbelt,
    you'll get docked two points. That's a 50 yuan fine.
[08:37] ---
    That's it for today.
    Don't run in the halls on your way out.
[08:41] ---
    And no rushing to catch your train.
[08:43] ---
    Don’t go anywhere by yourself.
    Don't open any doors for no reason.
[08:46] ---
    Make sure you stay out of danger.
[08:49] ---
    Understood?
[08:52] ---
    All right, then. See you tomorrow.
[08:55] ---
    No one's more reckless than you, Teacher!
[09:05] ---
    Welcome home!
[09:06] ---
    Let me take your bag.
    Good work teaching today!
[09:09] ---
    Now then, have a seat!
[09:10] ---
    I'll be happy to heal you.
[09:11] ---
    Uh, that's all right, Neil.
[09:14] ---
    Here we go! I always did this for Dad,
    so don't worry about my skills!
[09:17] ---
    Hold on.
[09:21] ---
    Now this is...
[09:22] ---
    A very pleasant scent.
[09:24] ---
    Just leave it to me.
    You'll feel like a new being after this.
[09:29] ---
    What's this?
[09:30] ---
    It's a facial pack from Hell.
    It eats up all the dust and germs.
[09:33] ---
    It'll make your skin silky smooth, and since it's
    an effective moisturizer, it's a huge hit in Hell.
[09:38] ---
    You're right, it's not bad at all.
[09:40] ---
    Right?!
[09:41] ---
    It worked like you said, Ira!
[09:43] ---
    Okay, let’s get to your body, too!
[09:46] ---
    That's all right, Neil.
[09:47] ---
    Don't be shy, Mr. Lynn. Here we go!
[09:50] ---
    No!
[09:55] ---
    Ira, do you think Mr. Lynn's mad?
[10:00] ---
    He might have mellowed out
    because it feels so good.
[10:02] ---
    That's great!
[10:09] ---
    M-Mr. Lynn?
[10:12] ---
    About yesterday...
    I'm really, really sorry!
[10:15] ---
    All I wanted to do was cook a feast.
[10:18] ---
    But I ended up wrecking the house.
[10:20] ---
    I guess I wouldn't blame you
    if you kicked me out.
[10:23] ---
    I totally understand.
    Can you please forgive me?
[10:26] ---
    You didn't do it on purpose, did you?
[10:28] ---
    And I have no intention of kicking you out.
[10:30] ---
    What, really?
[10:31] ---
    I'm a landlord with a big heart, after all.
[10:33] ---
    Oh, what a relief!
[10:35] ---
    We finally got one empty room occupied.
    If he left now, I'd be in the red.
[10:40] ---
    Mr. Lynn?
[10:41] ---
    How did you extinguish those flames yesterday?
[10:44] ---
    Oh, I used my halo to purify
    everything that was unclean.
[10:49] ---
    But if I overuse it, it gives me a headache.
[10:52] ---
    Wow, that's so incredible!
[10:55] ---
    Let me show you one more time.
[11:03] ---
    Everything's spick-and-span.
[11:07] ---
    Oh, forgive me.
[11:08] ---
    I see it worked on you, too.
[11:11] ---
    EPISODE 03
    THE ANGELIC LANDLORD AND HIS NICE TENANTS
[11:12] ---
    The angelic landlord and his nice tenants.
[11:16] ---
    Good thing it all worked out, huh?
[11:20] ---
    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[11:25] ---
    EPISODE 04
    THE LONE WOLF WHO CAME FROM THE NORTH
[11:30] ---
    This is the far north,
    deep in the snowy mountains.
[11:33] ---
    This is where wild werewolves live in peace.
[11:38] ---
    VILLAGE CHIEF
[11:41] ---
    I summoned you all today because
    I have something important to tell everyone.
[11:44] ---
    According to the Werewolf Association, the Demon King,
    destroyer of the world, will soon awaken.
[11:50] ---
    To preserve world peace
    and us werewolves' honor,
[11:53] ---
    I will send out
    one brave warrior from this village,
[11:55] ---
    to find out who this Demon King really is.
[11:57] ---
    Chief, are you out of your mind?
[12:00] ---
    Sending someone to investigate
    the Demon King solo...
[12:02] ---
    In other words, to die?
[12:03] ---
    - That's right!
    - Are you kidding?
[12:04] ---
    If you feel that way,
    let's decide this the fair way.
[12:07] ---
    By drawing lots.
[12:09] ---
    - All right!
    - Sounds good!
[12:11] ---
    Hold up.
[12:12] ---
    Damao, watch your back, okay?
    We promise not to forget about you!
[12:15] ---
    - We haven't drawn ye—
    - Take the 7pm train.
[12:17] ---
    Why should I...
[12:18] ---
    - I'll drive you to the station.
    - Shut up!
[12:20] ---
    Okay, let's draw.
    Time is money, right?
[12:24] ---
    Come on! Don't laugh!
[12:25] ---
    Fine, I’ll go first.
[12:32] ---
    Are you kidding me?
[12:38] ---
    STATION
[12:45] ---
    I thought about you thieves,
    so I put a 30 kg steel array in my bag.
[12:51] ---
    You'll pay for this!
[12:52] ---
    NEIL BOWMAN
[12:53] ---
    Neil.
[12:54] ---
    How could a kid like this be the Demon King?
[12:57] ---
    Let’s look at the map.
[13:01] ---
    This smartphone is waterproof.
[13:05] ---
    Plan B!
[13:07] ---
    At the end of the day, analog rules.
[13:09] ---
    Guess what, I've got an extra one!
[13:11] ---
    Come back here!
[13:12] ---
    Guess I’ll use that thing!
[13:14] ---
    Plan C! Huh? Where is it?
[13:16] ---
    Plan D! No way!
[13:17] ---
    Plan E! Ow!
[13:18] ---
    Plan F!
[13:19] ---
    Not you again!
[13:20] ---
    Plan G! Ah! Plan H! Hey!
[13:22] ---
    Plan I! J! K!
[13:28] ---
    L...
[13:31] ---
    The city is a terrifying place.
[13:40] ---
    How can I be so unlucky?
[13:43] ---
    Why did the chief give me this mission?
[13:46] ---
    I might just drop dead
    before I even see the Demon King.
[13:51] ---
    OH, FIFTH RING ROAD
[13:55] ---
    YOU’RE A BIT BIGGER THAN THE FOURTH RING ROAD
[13:59] ---
    There's a crowd of people.
[14:01] ---
    They all look powerful.
    I'd better get out of here.
[14:06] ---
    The moon?
[14:27] ---
    I-It's over.
[14:30] ---
    EPISODE 04
    THE LONE WOLF WHO CAME FROM THE NORTH
[14:32] ---
    The lone wolf who came from the north.
[14:39] ---
    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[14:45] ---
    EPISODE 05 - FORTUNE IS FEW, AND TRAGEDY NEVER FAR
[14:50] ---
    Mr. Lynn really pisses me off.
[14:52] ---
    What am I, his errand boy?
    Just buy your soy sauce online!
[14:55] ---
    And while you're at it,
    find a prospective tenant.
[14:58] ---
    As if I'd just run into someone
    at this late in the night!
[15:01] ---
    - His fur is so fluffy!
    - So cute.
[15:04] ---
    Where did you come from?
[15:07] ---
    Such magnificent fur.
[15:09] ---
    And he’s so calm.
[15:10] ---
    Whose dog are you?
[15:11] ---
    Here, have another!
[15:14] ---
    Isn't it dangerous for him
    to be off his leash?
[15:16] ---
    Well, what do you know? It's a werewolf.
[15:20] ---
    Why don't I neuter you while I'm at it?
[15:22] ---
    All right, come with me!
    And I'll give you a nice, hearty meal!
[15:26] ---
    Doesn't this look tasty?
[15:29] ---
    Hey, sorry. This is my dog.
[15:32] ---
    His leash came undone and he ran off.
    I've been looking for him.
[15:35] ---
    If you don't want to get neutered,
    you'd better come with me.
[15:45] ---
    Here's our new housemate, Werewolf!
[15:47] ---
    His name is way too long,
    so just call him Damao.
[15:50] ---
    Hello.
[15:52] ---
    A wolf? Your skin looks smooth though.
[15:55] ---
    Where's Ni-Ni?
[15:56] ---
    He went out.
[15:57] ---
    He said he wanted to know
    more about the neighborhood.
[16:00] ---
    Gotcha. I'll introduce them later.
[16:02] ---
    Come on. I'll show you the room.
[16:10] ---
    Aren't werewolves his sworn enemy?
[16:14] ---
    Here we are. Go on in and take a look.
[16:21] ---
    This room is amazing.
[16:23] ---
    Yeah, it is, but those pieces of trash
    are an eyesore.
[16:26] ---
    Pieces of trash?
[16:27] ---
    If you want to live here,
    do something about them.
[16:29] ---
    Hey!
[16:39] ---
    Do you even know who I am?
[16:41] ---
    You better not underestimate me.
[16:53] ---
    I'm done cleaning.
[16:54] ---
    Hey, good for you!
[16:56] ---
    I was going crazy because these guys
    keep making a racket in my room.
[17:00] ---
    So glad you didn't freak out.
[17:01] ---
    Your room? You lied to me!
[17:03] ---
    I never said it was your room.
[17:05] ---
    Housemates are supposed
    to look out for each other, right?
[17:08] ---
    Your room is to the right of the stairs.
[17:11] ---
    Come on already.
[17:14] ---
    This is your room.
[17:16] ---
    Okay, gotta work.
    Don't knock on my door at night.
[17:18] ---
    Or during the day, either.
[17:18] ---
    PRESIDENT’S OFFICE
[17:20] ---
    If you have any questions, go to Mr. Lynn.
    Later, dude!
[17:22] ---
    What about them?
[17:23] ---
    From now on, they're yours to take care of!
[17:30] ---
    To be honest, this is hard to believe.
[17:33] ---
    I found a place to live!
[17:35] ---
    This is great!
[17:37] ---
    My luck is turning at last!
[17:38] ---
    Good evening!
[17:40] ---
    You're Damao, right?
[17:42] ---
    I'm in the room next door.
    My name's Neil Bowman.
[17:44] ---
    Call me Ni-Ni, okay?
[17:45] ---
    Y-You...
[17:51] ---
    You're the Demon King!
[17:56] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[17:57] ---
    Ira! Mr. Lynn! Damao just collapsed!
[18:01] ---
    I knew it. Luck is not on my side.
[18:05] ---
    EPISODE 05 - FORTUNE IS FEW, AND TRAGEDY NEVER FAR
[18:07] ---
    Fortune is few, and tragedy is never far.
[18:15] ---
    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:19] ---
    EPISODE 06 - NEIL! LET'S GET A PART-TIME JOB!
[18:30] ---
    Ni-Ni, what the heck are you thinking?
[18:34] ---
    ALL SAINTS STREET
[18:41] ---
    Ni-Ni, you got home pretty late, huh?
[18:44] ---
    Yeah, we had a lot of customers today.
[18:49] ---
    Where is he working?
[18:50] ---
    I'm gonna go brush my teeth!
[18:51] ---
    I mean, he’s always all scratched up.
    Is he really okay?
[18:57] ---
    Wh-What is all this?
[19:00] ---
    Ni-Ni! I'll lend you all the money you need!
    So don't work there anymore!
[19:05] ---
    But why? It's just a part-time job!
[19:08] ---
    And I really like this job.
[19:10] ---
    Y-You actually like it?
[19:16] ---
    What is that man doing?
    So suspicious!
[19:18] ---
    A pet shop?
[19:25] ---
    Are those things inside really pets?
[19:36] ---
    You're all so spunky!
[19:38] ---
    How can he be having so much fun?
[19:41] ---
    Hey, no!
[19:44] ---
    That was close. I'm so glad you're safe!
[19:47] ---
    You watch yourself, okay?
[19:49] ---
    Ni-Ni, you've really grown up, haven't you?
[19:56] ---
    Hey! There's a pet that’s getting away!
[20:03] ---
    Thanks, Ira!
[20:05] ---
    But what are you doing here?
[20:08] ---
    I just happened to be passing by,
    so I came to see the pets.
[20:11] ---
    They sure are cute, huh?
[20:14] ---
    Aren't they? They're super-adorable!
[20:18] ---
    This one's called Joh-Koh.
[20:18] ---
    JOH-KOH
[20:20] ---
    If you ride him, you can live a long life.
    Wanna try it?
[20:23] ---
    Nah, I think I'll pass.
[20:30] ---
    Here's another cutie.
[20:31] ---
    He’s been scratching his neck for a while.
    Is his collar too tight?
[20:35] ---
    Let me loosen it for you.
[20:35] ---
    Don't touch that collar!
[20:41] ---
    Ira!
[20:46] ---
    That one's called Hei-Hei.
    He sucks away moisture.
[20:47] ---
    HEI-HEI
[20:49] ---
    He's been known to cause droughts, too.
[20:52] ---
    A-Are you being exploited?
[20:56] ---
    If I quit, there won't be anyone
    to look after them.
[21:01] ---
    As long as they're okay,
    that's good enough for me!
[21:07] ---
    And besides...
[21:12] ---
    I just adore animals!
[21:15] ---
    The way they feel, the way they're built.
    What an awesome place to work!
[21:15] ---
    Aww. Now, now, I'll go bald from all the petting.
[21:19] ---
    It must be awesome for the manager.
[21:22] ---
    I'm gonna work part-time here forever!
[21:24] ---
    As long as you’re having fun.
[21:25] ---
    EPISODE 06 - NEIL! LET'S GET A PART-TIME JOB!
[21:26] ---
    Neil! Let’s get a part-time job!
[21:29] ---
    Good job, Ira.