E2 - The Demon King Observation Journal / The Werewolf Observation Journal / Let's Spend Christmas Together! / Lily Fluttered Down From Heaven / My Friend Has a Crush / Happy New Year! Happy

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    EPISODE 07
    THE DEMON KING OBSERVATION JOURNAL
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    Dear Respectful Chief...
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    Ever since I moved into Room 1031
    on All Saints Street,
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    I've been observing
    the Demon King closely.
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    Life here has been fraught
    with constant danger.
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    Damao!
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    Mr. Lynn gave me some chocolate cake.
    Let's eat it together!
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    Oh, okay.
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    I'll bring something else next time.
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    Just now, the Demon King
    tried to poison me with sweets!
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    FRUIT-PICKING
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    This is my treat. Don't be shy!
    Pick as much as you want!
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    Yay!
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    What a fine pear.
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    I snagged a huge apple!
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    Where'd you pick that?
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    Aren't these strawberries gigantic?
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    You rooted them out, souls and all?
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    So the Demon King is fond
    of strawberry-flavored souls, huh?
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    I can't take it any more.
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    Ira?
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    I've been editing for three days straight,
    and I haven't gotten a single drop of blood!
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    I'm gonna starve to death!
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    - Whoa! Hey Ira, try to calm down! Hey!
    - Please!
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    - Wait! I'm not human, so you can't suck my blood!
    - Let me have a bite!
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    Hey, stop it!
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    FRESH BLOOD STAND
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    A large Type B plasma, please.
    Light on the sugar.
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    Hold the ice. And extra tapioca, please.
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    Your product will be dispensed
    on the right side.
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    The Demon King's subordinate, the vampire,
    prefers Type B blood, light on the sugar.
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    Oh, man! I'm totally outmatched!
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    Well, I am a commentator for the game.
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    Oh hey, I should turn in now.
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    Hey, Ira? How do you sleep?
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    I tend to sleep inside my coffin, usually,
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    but when the weather's hot, I transform
    into a bat, and hang from my window.
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    Then, I wonder how Mr. Lynn sleeps?
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    Good point.
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    His wings must totally get in the way
    when he sleeps.
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    Maybe he hangs upside down, like you?
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    No way. I bet he sleeps standing up.
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    He’s floating in mid-air?
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    That’s way too cool!
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    What's happening?
    Where are we?
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    This is the Demon King's down quilt factory.
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    I see that we have some fresh angels!
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    ANGEL FEATHER DUVET
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    We're gonna chop off all of your wings,
    and turn them into down quilts!
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    Stop!
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    - My eyes!
    - We'll never peek again!
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    Keep your hands off my wings,
    you cursed Demon King!
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    Demon King, were you
    about to devour the angel's wings, too?
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    I'm getting hungry.
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    All he talks about is food.
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    EPISODE 07 - THE DEMON KING OBSERVATION JOURNAL
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    The Demon King Observation Journal.
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    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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    EPISODE 08
    THE WEREWOLF OBSERVATION JOURNAL
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    Dear Mom and Dad,
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    How have you both been?
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    Things are going well for me.
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    My landlord is a slightly strict angel.
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    Put away your snacks
    when you're done eating them.
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    My housemate, Ira, is an otaku vampire.
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    Okay. I'll put them away now.
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    And I have another housemate
    who's also kind of odd.
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    Hey, did the wifi cut out?
    Mr. Lynn!
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    He's a werewolf.
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    I don't think he likes me.
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    He's always going out at night.
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    He's really mysterious.
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    And there's one more thing.
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    What's wrong with him?
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    We were watching TV,
    and there was a scene of the moon.
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    Mr. Lynn, werewolves get really nervous
    on certain days every month.
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    You're the one who brought him here.
    You clean up his mess.
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    - If you don't, I'll raise your rent.
    - What?
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    Hold up! This has nothing to do with me!
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    One more thing.
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    You should never show him anything round
    right before the full moon.
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    Otherwise, disaster will ensue.
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    Shake hands.
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    Next time you transform inside this house,
    you'll have to move out.
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    Why are you hiding?
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    Oh, there it is.
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    Hey, it hid again!
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    There it is!
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    Enough already!
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    I probably won’t transform before morning.
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    I'd better head home
    before anyone sees me like this.
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    Wait! My bag!
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    What am I gonna do?
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    Pervert!
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    PERVERT
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    On second thought,
    I'll head down after the moon appears.
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    Damao? Are you all right?
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    That's pretty deep.
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    I can see some baby moles, too.
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    Guess we'll have to dig them up.
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    You know, dig.
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    Let's not do that.
    I can't destroy their home over my clothes.
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    You're a good guy, Damao.
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    You can speak Chinese?
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    Oh, I see.
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    Hey, it's not like I followed you here.
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    The way you rushed out of the house...
    I got a little worried.
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    Thanks.
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    Here. Put this on.
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    Wait here, all right?
    I'll bring you some pants. I'll be right back!
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    It's taking him a while.
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    It's a pervert!
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    No, you're wrong!
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    EPISODE 08 - THE WEREWOLF OBSERVATION JOURNAL
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    The Werewolf Observation Journal.
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    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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    EPISODE 09
    LET'S SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!
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    Tonight is Christmas Eve.
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    Let's work together to decorate the place.
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    - You want to flip my waking hours again?
    - Wow, so cute!
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    Listen...
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    Should a demon and a vampire
    excitedly celebrate Christmas time?
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    Hey, now that you mention it, we still
    had to go to Demon School during Christmas.
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    Don't tell me...
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    He's planning to use this holiday
    to purge us?
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    M-Mr. Lynn, you summoned us
    without even telling us why...
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    What are you planning to do?
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    I want to shoot a video,
    and send it to my sibling as a gift.
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    I prepared some costumes
    to get everyone in the spirit.
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    Mr. Lynn, how could you?
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    We may be evil,
    but even we deserve some respect!
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    No rent for a month.
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    Do you want to shoot it vertically?
    Or horizontally?
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    Should I put on some makeup, too?
    I gotta pretty myself up!
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    Good work, everyone.
    I've got some presents for you.
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    It’s under the tree...
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    Not really an appropriate gift, huh?
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    Hot!
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    BIBLE
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    I knew it!
    You're going to purge us all, aren't you?
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    Oh, no! Anything holy is a no-go!
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    Ahem. I was just joking around.
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    Santa Claus will leave your real presents
    by your beds.
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    You expect us to believe that?
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    Is this another present?
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    These are adorable!
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    - One, two, three, four...
    - Oh, Mr. Lynn, you didn't have to fake it.
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    It's not him.
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    There are four cats,
    but there are only three of us.
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    That's yours...
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    DAMAO
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    and this is mine.
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    IRA
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    That's Ira's, right?
    And this one's for Mr. Lynn.
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    MR. LYNN
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    So who gave them to us?
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    ABU'S PRESENCE: 1%
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    Cheers!
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    Yum, yum.
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    This is such a blast!
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    All right, time for a party stunt!
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    Yay! Sounds good!
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    Just watch me!
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    Handsome guy!
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    Who are you?
[10:17] ---
    Okay, my turn.
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    Not that I'd really call it a stunt...
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    Guess it wasn't that funny?
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    No, no, it was great!
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    You're way too cute!
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    Ugh, the same song over and over.
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    Come on, Mr. Lynn, sing something else!
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    But I'm not singing.
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    It's not me.
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    Wait, so who's been singing all this time?
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    It's a ghost!
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    Surely Abu is enjoying spending Christmas
    with the others, too.
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    Right?
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    EPISODE 09 - LET'S SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!
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    Let's spend Christmas together.
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    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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    EPISODE 10
    LILY FLUTTERED DOWN FROM HEAVEN
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    Dear Brother,
    How have you been?
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    I've been enjoying myself here in Heaven.
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    CERTIFICATE
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    I scored high on all of my final exams.
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    And I’ve also been doing my best
    in gym and art, too, not just my usual classes.
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    I got caught just once
    folding some origami during class,
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    and was told to go home and think about
    what I'd done.
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    But when I get home...
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    I'm all alone.
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    I wouldn't call that a home.
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    Lily.
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    So that's why I came here, Brother!
    Families should stick together! Love!
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    You turn around and go home right now.
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    I'd like you to meet someone.
    This is my little sister, Lily.
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    Hi! Nice to meet you!
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    She'll be living here for a while,
    until she starts college.
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    Please keep an eye on her,
    so she doesn't go gallivanting about.
[12:10] ---
    Did she flutter down here from Heaven?
[12:12] ---
    I have a feeling the house rules
    are gonna tighten up.
[12:15] ---
    Is she coming this way?
[12:16] ---
    Wow! Are you really a werewolf?
[12:18] ---
    I want to see up close when you transform!
[12:21] ---
    Mr. Vampire! You're so cool!
[12:22] ---
    - Your eye color matches your hat!
    - Th-Thanks.
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    You're the first demon I've ever met,
    and you're simply adorable!
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    Tell me all about Hell, okay?
[12:30] ---
    It's so lively with everyone here!
[12:31] ---
    I want to eat hot pot, go to the Great Wall of China,
    and listen to some comedy routines!
[12:34] ---
    I better make reservations!
[12:35] ---
    What are you here for?
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    Is she getting along with everybody?
[12:44] ---
    Is she really studying?
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    Lily, what did you—
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    She danced with me!
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    Played video games for hours!
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    We went to see the panda together!
[12:52] ---
    Abu's beauty routine is so mystical!
[12:55] ---
    Lily, you're blending in so well.
    That's a relief to me.
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    What about your homework?
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    Hey, Ni-Ni...
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    Will you tell me what school's like in Hell?
    Is it fun?
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    I wouldn't call it fun.
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    You do tons of drills
    so you can become a great demon.
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    For example, pushing a granny down.
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    Neil, use all your strength!
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    Go on, harder!
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    This is a drill to push grannies to the ground,
    not to massage them!
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    Or ruining gardens...
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    It's finally done!
[13:35] ---
    Who told you to trim it to perfection?
[13:38] ---
    We also practiced vandalizing walls
    with graffiti.
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    Teacher! I painted the whole wall
    nice and neat!
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    Neil, please stop painting now.
    I'm begging you!
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    Those were the days...
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    But no matter how hard I tried,
    I couldn't do anything bad.
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    As a demon, I'm a failure.
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    - You and I are alike.
    - What?
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    People say I don't act like an angel,
    but I am who I am.
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    Why should I have to be like everyone else?
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    In my eyes, Ni-Ni, you're who you are!
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    A hard worker, gentle,
    and such a nice person!
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    Not only that, but you're a cool demon!
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    You're the first person
    who's ever said that to me.
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    Lily...
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    EPISODE 10 - LILY FLUTTERED DOWN FROM HEAVEN
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    Lily fluttered down from Heaven.
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    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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    EPISODE 11
    MY FRIEND HAS A CRUSH
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    I love you, Jack!
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    I love you, too.
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    Ni-Ni, you got a package!
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    Oh, uh, all right!
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    This weighs a ton.
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    YOUR ORDER
    WHAT IS LOVE?
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    What is Love?
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    Ni-Ni? Is there something on your mind?
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    O-On my mind? Of course
    there's nothing on my mind!
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    You can talk to me anytime.
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    Actually...
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    A friend of mine... has a crush...
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    And he wants to know
    what he should do to be popular.
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    Man! Ni-Ni, how cute is that?
[15:50] ---
    Ahem! I see.
[15:52] ---
    You know what? I was pretty popular
    back in England.
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    What? Then how about some pointers?
[15:56] ---
    What happened to your “friend,” Ni-Ni?
[15:58] ---
    Just leave it to me, kiddo!
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    First, transform into a gentleman!
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    Next...
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    Create a romantic vibe,
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    and set the stage to thrill her
    in the most gorgeous way!
[16:07] ---
    We can leave anytime, sir!
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    Last but not least, hold her close lovingly,
    and then sink your teeth in her neck!
[16:13] ---
    Chomp!
[16:15] ---
    Just kidding.
[16:17] ---
    Oh, no! B-Busted!
[16:19] ---
    What? It only hit you now?
[16:23] ---
    Lily, I have something important to tell you.
    Tonight...
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    I was given some coupons
    for a high-end restaurant, so will you...
[16:37] ---
    So exasperating! Just hit send!
[16:40] ---
    - I sent it before I was done!
    - What?
[16:42] ---
    Sure! Let's have dinner!
[16:44] ---
    Instant reply!
[16:46] ---
    You go dancing with her every night, right?
    Give Ni-Ni a ride there.
[16:49] ---
    Me?
[17:01] ---
    I'm gonna be late.
[17:02] ---
    Why am I so unlucky today?
[17:05] ---
    We ran out of gas
    and we ran into construction.
[17:07] ---
    And on top of that, a fender bender.
[17:09] ---
    Hey! We're here!
[17:11] ---
    STEAKHOUSE
[17:15] ---
    That person...
[17:19] ---
    - Damn it, it's happening again.
    - Are you okay?
[17:22] ---
    - Don't mind me, just go!
    - Damao!
[17:24] ---
    Hurry!
[17:39] ---
    I could never just leave you and go.
[17:44] ---
    Lily!
[17:46] ---
    Ni-Ni!
[17:47] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[17:50] ---
    Okay, let's go inside.
[17:53] ---
    They closed!
[17:54] ---
    I-I'm so sorry.
[17:58] ---
    So let's go eat at that other place!
[18:03] ---
    Okay!
[18:06] ---
    Hey, mister! Two bowls of ramen, please!
[18:08] ---
    Hey! You got it!
[18:11] ---
    You're dressed so nice today!
[18:13] ---
    Really? Thanks!
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    EPISODE 11 - MY FRIEND HAS A CRUSH
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    My friend has a crush.
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    Though it's not a secret.
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    PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY ALL SAINTS STREET
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    EPISODE 12
    HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! EVERYONE, HNY!
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    I didn't get to confess my feelings.
[18:37] ---
    And now my relationship with Lily
    has become ambiguous!
[18:41] ---
    To clear my mind, I'll go somewhere
    where there’s tons of people.
[18:49] ---
    What?
[18:52] ---
    What are you doing here on New Year's Eve?
[18:54] ---
    Everybody's already gone home.
[18:58] ---
    N-New Year's Eve?
[19:03] ---
    It's New Year's Eve!
[19:04] ---
    Let's blow up fireworks!
[19:10] ---
    He's out of control.
[19:12] ---
    So we came out here to the 'burbs
    to light some firecrackers?
[19:15] ---
    I bought a few fireworks, too.
    Let's set them off together!
[19:19] ---
    That’s your definition of “few”?
[19:24] ---
    Ni-Ni, let me show you something
    even cooler!
[19:27] ---
    What is it?
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    BANG!
[19:39] ---
    Ni-Ni, you really are... Huh?
[19:42] ---
    Oh, crap! This is bad!
[19:43] ---
    Ni-Ni! You can't set that on fire! Stop!
[19:56] ---
    Now that's epic.
[19:56] ---
    USE FIREWORKS SAFELY
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    It's really crowded,
[20:07] ---
    so don't stray away from the group.
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    Come over here, Ira!
    They have your favorites.
[20:20] ---
    Dad... Mom... How have you both been?
[20:25] ---
    I've been enjoying life.
[20:27] ---
    It's winter over here now.
[20:29] ---
    I have my coat on, so please don't worry.
[20:35] ---
    The people I live with
    all have amazing skills.
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    10 POINTS
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    They're like my siblings, and they're teaching me
    about the Human World, bit by bit.
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    Everything's so mysterious to me,
    and beautiful.
[20:57] ---
    I'm so hungry I'm about to die.
[20:58] ---
    Sorry! I had trouble finding a shop
    that was open.
[20:59] ---
    Yay, meatballs! And you’re finally back.
[21:01] ---
    - It's all right.
    - Hey, we've been waiting for you.
[21:03] ---
    - The potstickers are piping hot!
    - Come on, join us!
[21:03] ---
    We'll be ringing in the new year soon.
[21:06] ---
    I wish I could spend
    these fun times with you, Mom and Dad.
[21:07] ---
    Let’s dig in!
[21:11] ---
    I miss you. But don't worry about me.
[21:14] ---
    I'm having the time of my life.
[21:16] ---
    Love, Neil.
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    EPISODE 12 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
    EVERYONE, HNY!
[21:29] ---
    Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
    Everyone, HNY!