7 - First Experiences Are Scary and Fun All in One... Pardon the Rhyme. | Occult Movies You Watch as a Kid Are 140% Scarier.

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[01:50] Chi
    A dinosaur!
[01:51] Manami
    No, she's not.
[01:53] Chigusa
    I know! She's a snake!
[01:54] Manami
    This is Quetzalcoatl-san, the Antarctican.
[01:58] Chiho
    Antarctica?
[01:59] Chinami
    Quetz... Quet... Que... Que...
[02:03] Chigusa
    Que-chan.
[02:04] Suu
    I would rather you use my given
    name, Sassassul, please.
[02:07] Chiho
    Okay. Suu-chan, then.
[02:10] Suu
    Pleased to meet you.
[02:12] Chigusa
    Suu-chan-oneechan, open your mouth.
[02:23] Chiho
    Do it again.
[02:30] Manami
    Girls! Don't be rude!
[02:32] Manami
    I'm sorry about my sisters.
[02:35] Suu
    It's fine.
[02:36] Suu
    It's much better for me if they
    approach without hesitation.
[02:42] Kyoko
    Hello, Sue-chan.
[02:45] Manami
    Well? She said hello to you.
[02:48] Sue
    He... ll... o...
[02:55] Kyoko
    She's not like her big sis at all, huh?
[02:57] Nozomi
    The Chisters are just like her, though.
[03:01] Suu
    Please don't do that. My neck will break.
[03:06] Manami
    When I was in my early
    elementary school years,
[03:10] Manami
    my nickname was "the doll," though...
[03:13] Chi
    Nee-chan, we're all sweaty now.
[03:16] Manami
    The sweat will wash off in the pool.
[03:19] Chi
    Oh, yeah! The pool!
[03:21] Chinami
    Hurry and come to the pool with us,
    Hime-neechan and everyone else!
[03:24] Manami
    No running!
[04:22] Shino
    I changed all by myself!
[04:24] Hime
    Good job.
[04:25] Shino
    Yeah!
[04:29] Chi
    We changed by ourselves, too!
[04:31] Manami
    That's not as hard for you three.
[04:33] Chi
    Hmph!
[04:35] Manami
    Come on, let's go.
[04:41] Nozomi
    You really don't have any.
[04:43] Suu
    My kind don't need to nurse our young.
[04:46] Suu
    Besides, I could say the
    same for you two...
[04:50] Kyoko
    We don't need to nurse young right now.
[04:52] Nozomi
    Nope, no need.
[05:05] Manami
    It's deep in the middle, huh?
[05:07] Nozomi
    Here!
[05:16] Shino
    Hime-neetan, I can't swim here.
[05:18] Hime
    That's true. Your feet touch the bottom.
[05:23] Kyoko
    What's wrong?
[05:24] Suu
    Well...
[05:26] Suu
    I'm actually afraid of water.
[05:29] Kyoko
    Huh?
[05:30] Kyoko
    When it's this shallow?
[05:33] Suu
    The depth is not the issue.
[05:35] Suu
    Being in water is what frightens me.
[05:39] Suu
    In Antarctica, falling into
    the water means certain death.
[05:45] Kyoko
    Don't you have hot springs and stuff?
[05:48] Suu
    Since we don't have sweat glands,
[05:50] Suu
    bathing is not a custom of our kind.
[05:53] Suu
    We do clean our bodies, however.
[05:55] Kyoko
    I'm impressed you made it across the ocean.
[05:57] Suu
    Well, people who can't fly
    travel through the air, too.
[06:01] Chiho
    Come on, snake lady, hurry up!
[06:03] Suu
    Wh... I can't... Wait!
[06:04] ---
    This way!
[06:10] Kyoko
    Are you dead?
[06:11] Suu
    I'm alive.
[06:14] Sue
    Mew...
[06:20] Shino
    Are you okay?
[06:22] Sue
    Mew...
[06:25] Shino
    You're so cute!
[06:29] Chi
    Isn't she?
[06:33] Nozomi
    Well, we're gonna go swim
    in the racing pool for a bit.
[06:37] Nozomi
    Coming, Hime?
[06:38] Hime
    I'll stay here.
[06:39] Shino
    Hime-neetan.
[06:41] Shino
    I want to swim, too.
[06:42] Hime
    Okay. Why don't we go together, then?
[06:45] Shino
    Yeah!
[06:50] Chi
    We're coming, too!
[06:54] Manami
    Hold it right there.
[06:57] Chinami
    What'd you do that for? Pervert!
[06:59] Manami
    I am not a pervert.
[07:01] Manami
    You three can't go over there.
[07:03] Chiho
    But Shino-chan went!
[07:04] Manami
    She's a centaur.
[07:06] Manami
    Besides, were you going
     to leave Sue-chan behind?
[07:09] Chi
    Hmph!
[07:11] Manami
    If you keep making that face,
     it'll get stuck that way.
[07:14] Chi
    I don't want it to get stuck like this!
[07:17] Manami
    If you want to swim, I'll teach you here.
[07:19] Suu
    I'll be here, too.
[07:29] Shino
    They're really good swimmers.
[07:32] Hime
    I'm surprised by Kyo-chan...
[07:37] Hime
    A mermaid! Wasn't that amazing?
[07:42] Hime
    Oh, it's deep...
[07:45] Hime
    Because there are diving
    boards over there, I guess.
[07:48] Shino
    Can we go to the other end?
[07:50] Hime
    My feet don't touch the
    bottom past this spot.
[07:53] Shino
    You can't swim, Nee-tan?
[07:55] Hime
    No, it's not that...
[07:57] Hime
    But if I go under,
    no one will be able to help me.
[08:04] Nozomi
    Come to think of it,
    how do merfolk climb up to the poolside?
[08:08] Kyoko
    They probably have a friend pull them up.
[08:28] Nozomi
    That was some leap.
[08:30] Kyoko
    It looked like everyone was more
    interested in her chest to me.
[08:34] Hime
    Your feet will touch the bottom soon,
[08:35] Hime
    so stretch your front legs forward
    and just kick with your back legs.
[08:38] Hime
    Otherwise, you might crack a hoof.
[08:42] Hime
    Okay, we're here.
[08:44] Hime
    I'm pretty tired, so let's head
    back to where the Chi-chans are.
[08:48] Shino
    Okay.
[08:56] Hime
    Practicing swimming?
[08:57] Chi
    Meow.
[08:59] Shino
    Chi-chans, let's play!
[09:01] Chi
    Hmph. You can just go
    play in the deep pool.
[09:05] Manami
    Hey!
[09:08] Shino
    Chi-chan!
[09:10] Chigusa
    What was that for?
[09:14] Chigusa
    What do you think you're doing?!
[09:17] Nozomi
    Take that!
[09:18] Chi
    Meow!
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[09:36] Hime
    That's hot, so blow on it first.
[09:41] Hime
    Like it?
[09:42] Shino
    Uh-huh!
[09:43] Nozomi
    That warms me up.
[09:44] Kyoko
    Pools do chill the body.
[09:47] Manami
    Uh-oh.
[09:50] Manami
    Sleepy, Sue-chan?
[09:52] Hime
    She did lots of playing today.
[09:56] Hime
    Are you sleepy too, Shino-chan?
    I can't blame you.
[10:03] Manami
    That won't work for you three.
[10:05] Chi
    Why not?!
[10:06] Manami
    There's only one of me.
[10:08] Manami
    I can't carry all of you home.
[10:11] Chinami
    But Shino-chan has one
    nee-chan all for herself!
[10:14] Chigusa
    Why is there only one of you?
[10:17] Chiho
    It's all totally unfair!
[10:19] Manami
    You three...
[10:20] Manami
    If you had three big sisters,
    you'd have three times the nagging, too.
[10:24] Chi
    That would be bad.
[10:27] Nozomi
    Well, today's special,
    so you can go ahead and sleep.
[10:30] Manami
    Wait, don't just...
[10:34] Nozomi
    You have three extra big
    sisters today, after all.
[10:37] Chi
    Yay! Carry me, too!
[10:39] Kyoko
    I don't see why not.
[10:41] Suu
    I used to help care for
    my younger sister, too.
[10:45] Hime
    Suu-chan, you have a younger sister?
[10:48] Suu
    Yes. We were all born from the same queen.
[10:53] Suu
    That means all of us are sisters by blood.
[10:57] Nozomi
    That's really wild...
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[10:59] Suu
    But when I speak of my "younger sister,"
[11:02] Suu
    I refer to a specific child
     I was responsible for raising.
[11:06] Suu
    It's essentially the same as your concept
    of a younger sister, I believe.
[11:17] Manami
    Are you sure?
    Our house is still pretty far.
[11:20] Nozomi
    Well, a day like this isn't
    so bad, every now and then.
[11:24] Manami
    By the way, you mentioned that you
    raised your younger sister...
[11:29] Hime
    I'm getting a little sleepy, too.
[11:33] Manami
    We can't carry you, you know.
[11:35] Hime
    Aw...
[11:38] Kyoko
    Hey, don't drop Shino-chan.
[11:40] Hime
    I know...
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[11:59] Vice
    I'd like to tell some scary stories.
[12:03] Hime
    Scary stories? The kind
    with ghosts and stuff?
[12:07] Vice
    Yep.
[12:09] Vice
    Boo.
[12:11] Hime
    Eek!
[12:12] Nozomi
    Cut that out!
[12:15] Kyoko
    Scary stories in broad daylight?
[12:17] Vice
    No, we're going to tell them at night.
[12:20] Vice
    I was thinking this Friday.
[12:23] Vice
    If that works for you guys,
    I'll get permission.
[12:25] Nozomi
    To stay overnight?
[12:26] Vice
    I expect to wrap up by about 10:00.
[12:31] Nozomi
    Are you even allowed to decide
     that without your tiny president?
[12:35] Vice
    See, that's the whole point!
[12:37] Vice
    You're awfully impertinent
    for underclassmen, aren't you?
[12:41] Suu
    Are we?
[12:43] Kyoko
    I don't think so.
[12:45] Vice
    I need to get all of you
     to commit your schedules first.
[12:48] Vice
    I can't have you all backing out
    after I invite Towako-chan.
[12:53] Nozomi
    Anyway, if you want to tell scary stories,
[12:55] Nozomi
    why not just do it with Mystery
    Spot-senpai over there?
[12:58] Vice
    There's a point to getting
    Towako-chan to come.
[13:01] Kyoko
    I see. So that's it.
[13:03] Vice
    Yes, that's it.
[13:06] Nozomi
    You actually said it...
[13:08] Vice
    She won't come if it's just
    the two of us, you know?
[13:12] Vice
    But despite how she acts,
    she gets lonely easily,
[13:15] Vice
    so if you'll all be there,
    I'm sure she'll come.
[13:18] Vice
    Not to mention, we can all get to know our
    clubmates better. Two birds with one stone!
[13:22] Nozomi
    What the heck?
[13:23] Kyoko
    So we're only a pretext?
[13:25] Vice
    Why not?
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[13:27] Vice
    We can compile all our
    stories into a booklet
[13:29] Vice
    and submit it as a record of our
    activities at the end of the year.
[13:33] Vice
    That'll guarantee us a club room and a budget
     for next year. Three birds with one stone!
[13:38] Nozomi
    Uh, we never said we wanted
    to stay in this club.
[13:41] Kyoko
    Well, it might be nice to have
    a place to hang out, though.
[13:45] Nozomi
    But still...
[13:47] Nozomi
    I have to teach brats karate, shower,
    and then come back to school?
[13:51] Hime
    We should support them, though!
[13:54] Both
    What?
[13:55] Hime
    I mean... why not?
[13:58] Vice
    Kimihara-kun...
[14:00] Vice
    Thank you!
[14:07] Nozomi
    What are you doing?! Okay,
    forget we ever discussed this!
[14:10] Vice
    I just expressed my happiness
    a little too eagerly.
[14:13] Nozomi
    I wonder about that...
[14:15] Vice
    It's true.
[14:17] Vice
    I'll hug you, too.
[14:18] Nozomi
    You're gonna sexually harass me as well?
[14:20] Kyoko
    Anyway, Senpai, can't you just
    ask her on a date like normal?
[14:25] Vice
    If that would work,
    I wouldn't ask you guys for help.
[14:29] Kyoko
    Yeah, but scary stories?
     Don't you have any other ideas?
[14:34] Vice
    A tour of mystery spots,
    a power spot pilgrimage,
[14:37] Vice
    a UFO-summoning party...
[14:39] Nozomi
    At least make it a horror movie night.
[14:41] Hime
    So you want to get closer
     to the club president, then?
[14:44] Vice
    Yep!
[14:45] Vice
    So please!
[14:46] Hime
    Sure!
[14:49] Nozomi
    You sure you can handle scary stories?
[14:52] Hime
    I'll do my best!
[14:54] Vice
    So I can count all of you in, right?
[14:56] Kyoko
    Fine with me, I guess.
[14:57] Nozomi
    Well, if Hime's going...
[14:59] Hime
    I will if you all do.
[15:01] Suu
    Gladly. It sounds like a valuable
    opportunity to experience your culture.
[15:04] Vice
    Great! Okay, each of you come up
    with about ten scary stories!
[15:09] Kyoko
    That many?
[15:10] Hime
    I'm kind of excited
    to hear everyone's stories!
[15:13] Nozomi
    You're not scared?
[15:14] Hime
    As long as there are no ghosts...
[15:17] Vice
    We're all set!
[15:18] Kyoko
    But Senpai, do you think
    it'll work that well?
[15:21] Kyoko
    Shrimp-senpai doesn't seem like she'd
    be bothered by scary stories.
[15:25] Kyoko
    This might not turn out like you expect.
[15:27] Towako
    I only believe what I can verify as truth!
[15:31] Vice
    You don't know anything about Towako.
[15:34] Vice
    I know all about her,
    including her measurements.
[15:36] Vice
    I like my chances.
[15:38] Nozomi
    Hey, come on.
[15:47] Hime
    The school is kind of scary at night...
[15:50] Towako
    Yeah, kind of.
[15:51] Vice
    What? Didn't you say you
    don't believe in ghosts?
[15:55] Towako
    It's scary whether you
    believe in them or not!
[15:59] Nozomi
    I heard this was a graveyard before
    they built the school here.
[16:04] Nozomi
    Just kidding. It used to be a field.
[16:07] Hime
    Jeez, don't do that!
[16:10] Nozomi
    You hear a lot of rumors in a city full
     of research schools like this, though.
[16:14] Nozomi
    I heard the story about the
    human-faced dog originated here.
[16:17] Kyoko
    I also heard it was a hidden village for
    victims of abandoned human experimentation.
[16:22] Hime
    No! That's scary!
[16:24] Towako
    More of those silly urban legends?
[16:27] Vice
    Also, you two, don't start
    before we're ready.
[16:32] Nozomi
    A Japanese-style room?
[16:34] Kyoko
    This building must have had
    a different purpose originally.
[16:37] Nozomi
    Candles?
[16:39] Vice
    I figured we should go all-out.
[16:41] Towako
    I'm not sticking around
    for one hundred scary stories.
[16:44] Vice
    It's just about getting into the mood.
[16:47] Hime
    I'm already scared!
[16:49] Vice
    All right, let's begin.
[16:53] Kyoko
    Okay, I'll start.
[16:58] Kyoko
    We all know that this town
[16:59] Kyoko
    started as a college and
    industrial research center, right?
[17:06] Kyoko
    This story takes place just
    after the town was founded...
[17:14] Kyoko
    And that experimental subject
    still lurks in the sewers,
[17:20] Kyoko
    waiting for the next unfortunate
    victim to come along.
[17:25] Kyoko
    Next will be... you!
[17:30] Nozomi
    Don't laugh! Want to trade seats with me?
[17:32] Kyoko
    Nah, I'll pass.
[17:34] Towako
    What's so scary about
    an urban legend like that?
[17:37] Hime
    Well, it seems like something
    like that could really be out there...
[17:40] Nozomi
    The fact that it was a story
    about genetic manipulation
[17:43] Nozomi
    instead of fallen samurai or yokai made
    it fitting for a school town like this.
[17:47] Kyoko
    They say that any sufficiently advanced
    technology is indistinguishable from magic,
[17:50] Kyoko
    but the fact that you don't know
    how far you can take it, or how,
[17:54] Kyoko
    is the true essence of the story.
[17:56] Suu
    You mean that we don't know
    the limits of science?
[18:00] Kyoko
    Yeah, that's right.
[18:03] Hime
    Don't you have scary stories in Antarctica?
[18:05] Suu
    No. We don't believe in souls
    or supernatural phenomena.
[18:10] Suu
    Or I should say, we can't
    conceive of such things.
[18:15] Suu
    Of course, I don't mean
    to deny your beliefs!
[18:18] Kyoko
    Nah, we don't really believe
    in that stuff, either.
[18:21] Hime
    Well, it scares me!
[18:24] Suu
    But speaking of mysteries,
    when I was young,
[18:27] Suu
    I chose to walk on the cracks
    of flagstone streets.
[18:36] Suu
    When the one in charge of raising me
    asked about my reason for doing so...
[18:48] Nozomi
    A pitfall?
[18:49] Suu
    Yes. When I think about it now,
     I know no such thing exists, but...
[18:53] Kyoko
    So it's kind of like this?
[18:55] Kyoko
    Even Antarcticans can
    believe in superstitions,
[18:59] Kyoko
    but they deny the very fact
[19:01] Kyoko
    that a culture that emphasizes reason
    and logic can believe in superstitions.
[19:07] Suu
    That's wonderful! Coming to the
    human world was worth it!
[19:11] Kyoko
    Uh, no, I don't even know if I'm right...
[19:13] Hime
    We used to do something like that, though.
[19:16] Hime
    Like when we only walked on
     the white lines in crosswalks.
[19:19] Nozomi
    Oh, yeah, we did!
[19:21] Nozomi
    And only walking in shadows
    when going home from school.
[19:25] Hime
    And if you stepped in the wrong spot,
     you'd fall into an abyss.
[19:28] Vice
    Hey!
[19:30] Vice
    We're getting off
    the subject of scary stories!
[19:32] Towako
    But science is more interesting
    than occult stuff.
[19:36] Vice
    You say that,
    but I bet you're actually scared.
[19:40] Towako
    Hmph!
[19:41] Vice
    Oops...
[19:43] Vice
    Okay, let's get back on track
    with a scientific one.
[19:49] Vice
    Lots of people say they've seen spirits.
[19:52] Vice
    For example, soldiers say they've seen Warring
    States commanders or World War soldiers,
[19:57] Vice
    but they never see Kofun Period
    armor or Bakumatsu rifles.
[20:02] Vice
    No primitive men in furs, either.
[20:06] Vice
    And if there are animal spirits,
[20:08] Vice
    they're always things like
    dogs, cats, foxes, or tanuki.
[20:10] Vice
    All animals that exist closely with humans.
[20:13] Vice
    No one sees Naumann's elephants.
[20:15] Vice
    In other words, no one witnesses things
    that don't exist in their own consciousness.
[20:20] Vice
    That's why they're regarded
    as hallucinations.
[20:23] Vice
    But I have a friend who was walking
    by the sea in a certain town,
[20:29] Vice
    when he saw...
[20:44] Guy
    Anomalocaris?
[20:46] Guy
    Aren't those extinct?
[20:48] Guy
    And how is it walking?
[20:58] Guy
    "A predatory creature from
    the Cambrian Period.
[20:58] ---
    
[21:01] Guy
    It's believed that they
    swam in shallow seas,
[21:04] Guy
    but fossils have been found that had legs."
[21:08] Guy
    No way... Some of them could walk?!
[21:13] Vice
    My friend saw something that didn't
    exist in his own consciousness.
[21:17] Vice
    So it had to be...
[21:27] Vice
    the ghost of an Anomalocaris!
[21:37] Kyoko
    You're just trying
    to scare us with your face.
[21:39] Towako
    Oh, please. I can't put up with this.
[21:42] Towako
    I'm going to the restroom.
[21:45] Towako
    Anyone want to go with me?
[21:52] Towako
    Don't get me wrong! I'm not scared, okay?!
[21:55] Hime
    I'll go with you.
[21:56] Vice
    Me, too.
[21:57] Towako
    Seriously, I'm not scared! Ugh!
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