3 - Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality? | Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh?

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[01:35] Shino
    Hime-neetan, I love-love you!
[01:38] Shino
    Kiss!
[01:40] Rino
    Himeno is certainly popular with girls.
[01:43] Midoriko
    What's wrong with that?
[01:44] Midoriko
    It's better than getting
    into trouble with boys.
[01:47] Midoriko
    Of course, since Hime-chan's so pretty,
[01:50] Midoriko
    I'd think boys won't
    leave her alone, either.
[01:52] Midoriko
    I'm always nagging Shino,
[01:55] Midoriko
    so she must love how
    Hime-neetan spoils her.
[02:00] Rino
    Still, though...
[02:01] Rino
    Shino-chan looks just like Himeno
    did when she was little.
[02:04] Midoriko
    Really? What a lucky break!
[02:06] Midoriko
    Hey, Shino, you're gonna be
    a beauty when you grow up!
[02:11] Midoriko
    Now, if she'd just take after her brains,
     too, it'd be perfect.
[02:15] Rino
    I don't know if that'd be for the best.
[02:17] Midoriko
    What are you talking about?
[02:19] Midoriko
    If my daughter got into a national
    prep school like yours did,
[02:23] Midoriko
    what more could I ask for?
[02:25] Midoriko
    A national school would be a
    lifesaver for our budget!
[02:28] Rino
    Is it that simple?
[02:30] Rino
    If you do go to a good school...
[02:32] Rino
    How could you buy all those books?
    We still have loans to pay off!
[02:36] Rino
    It's best to let kids grow
    up worry-free, I think.
[02:41] Midoriko
    Only people who have that
    option can say that.
[02:43] Hime
    Want to go to my room?
[02:49] Hime
    The hero returned to his homeland,
[02:52] Hime
    where he drew up a constitution
[02:54] Hime
    and lived a long, democratic lifestyle with
    the former princess and all the animals.
[03:00] Hime
    The end.
[03:03] Hime
    Are you too hot, Shino-chan?
[03:05] Shino
    Nope, I'm not hot!
[03:07] Hime
    You're awfully sweaty, though.
[03:11] Hime
    Why don't we go buy some ice cream?
[03:13] Shino
    Let's go!
[03:16] Rino
    See, short-selling is when you borrow shares,
     sell them, and then buy them back.
[03:21] Rino
    The buy and sell rates—
[03:22] Hime
    Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis!
[03:24] Hime
    You'll be here for a while, right?
[03:26] Midoriko
    Yeah, this will probably
    take another three hours.
[03:55] Hime
    Tama-chan... and your triplet sisters!
[03:59] Manami
    Oh, Kimihara-san.
[04:01] Manami
    I don't often see you outside of school.
[04:03] Chiho
    She has big boobies!
[04:06] Hime
    Stop saying boobies!
[04:06] Chi
    Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!
[04:08] Manami
    Girls!
[04:09] Hime
    It's been a while, Chiho-chan,
    Chinami-chan, and Chigusa-chan.
[04:13] Chiho
    Hello kiss!
[04:17] Chiho
    Kiss!
[04:18] Shino
    No!
[04:20] Shino
    Hime-neetan is my onee-tan!
[04:23] Shino
    I'm the only one who can kiss her!
[04:27] Chiho
    Want to kiss our big sister?
[04:29] Shino
    No.
[04:30] [SONG] Text
    Pedestrians and
    Bicycles Only
[04:35] Shino
    Now, listen. You only kiss
    people you love-love.
[04:39] Chigusa
    But we love-love the big onee-chan.
[04:42] Shino
    It's different!
[04:43] Shino
    Hime-neetan loves me most of all!
[04:46] Chinami
    So you keep her all to yourself?
[04:48] Chigusa
    That's not very nice.
[04:50] Chi
    Yeah!
[04:52] Chiho
    Our big sister kisses all of us,
     and Sue-chan, too.
[04:55] Chiho
    Four times a day!
[04:57] Chiho
    A good morning kiss...
[05:00] Chiho
    A goodbye kiss...
[05:02] Chiho
    A welcome home kiss...
[05:05] Chiho
    And a goodnight kiss.
[05:08] Manami
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[05:11] Chinami
    Is the big onee-chan your friend, Nee-chan?
[05:16] Manami
    Yes, she is.
[05:17] Chinami
    Does that mean you love-love her?
[05:19] Manami
    Well, I suppose I don't hate her.
[05:23] Chinami
    Do you kiss the big onee-chan?
[05:31] Manami
    I do not.
[05:33] Chinami
    Why not?
[05:34] Manami
    Because.
[05:35] Manami
    Girls don't kiss each other
    once they've grown up.
[05:39] Chigusa
    Really?
[05:40] Hime
    It's true.
[05:48] Akechi
    Now, this is an unusual combination.
[05:51] Akechi
    Your kid sister, Princess?
[05:53] Hime
    She's my cousin.
[05:55] Akechi
    And these are...?
[05:56] Akechi
    Wow, clone sisters?
[05:58] Manami
    They're my sisters.
[06:00] Chi
    Hello!
[06:02] Chigusa
    Are you Nee-chan's friends?
[06:04] Akechi
    That's right.
[06:06] Chiho
    But since you're big, you don't kiss her,
     even though you love-love her?
[06:09] Akechi
    Kiss?
[06:11] Chiho
    Nee-chan said girls don't
    kiss once they grow up.
[06:14] Akechi
    That's not true at all. Watch!
[06:21] Akechi
    There, see?
[06:23] Manami
    Don't you, "There, see?" me!
[06:25] Manami
    How could you do that
    in front of children?!
[06:27] Akechi
    Don't be such a stiff.
     You're not some old-timey PTA hag.
[06:30] Manami
    Who are you calling a hag?!
[06:33] Chi
    They kissed.
[06:34] Manami
    Forget that!
[06:38] Hime
    Um...
[06:40] Akechi
    See? Even when you're big,
    it's good to kiss someone you love.
[06:45] Chinami
    So Nee-chan is wrong?
[06:47] Akechi
    Yep.
[06:49] Akechi
    But... a kiss on the mouth isn't
    for just anyone you love-love.
[06:53] Akechi
    That should be saved for
    just one special person.
[06:59] Chigusa
    Is that something you figure
    out when you grow up?
[07:02] Akechi
    Yeah, that's right.
[07:04] Chi
    And pervy things, too?
[07:06] Akechi
    Well... Yeah, I guess...
[07:09] Akechi
    What? I explained it well.
[07:12] Akechi
    Oh, you can still kiss anyone
    you like on the cheek.
[07:15] Akechi
    Like this. Watch.
[07:19] Manami
    H-Hey!
[07:25] Hime
    Wait, were we friends?
[07:28] Akechi
    Aw, come on. We're besties!
[07:32] Shino
    No! Hime-neetan only love-loves me!
[07:37] Akechi
    Okay, I'll just kiss you, then.
[07:42] Manami
    That's enough.
[07:44] Inukai
    We're out of time.
[07:48] Akechi
    See ya later, kittens.
[07:50] Chi
    Bye-bye, pervy onee-chan!
[07:56] Chigusa
    Want me to give you a kiss?
[07:57] Shino
    No! I don't love-love you!
[08:03] Shino
    Nee-nee!
[08:04] Hime
    Why not?
[08:07] Chigusa
    She ran away!
[08:09] Chigusa
    Don't run away!
[08:11] Shino
    Stop!
[08:12] Hime
    U-Uh...
[08:13] Manami
    Don't worry about it.
[08:15] Manami
    Playing around together will
    help them become friends.
[08:19] Shino
    No!
[08:20] Chi
    Wait up! Wait up!
[08:25] Manami
    What?
[08:26] Hime
    You seem almost like a mom, Tama-chan.
[08:30] Manami
    I guess I'd have to agree with that.
[08:32] Manami
    So don't cause any trouble
    in class, all right?
[08:35] Hime
    Uh...
[08:47] Hime
    Aw, and these are your best clothes...
[08:52] Manami
    Looking after small children makes you
    understand the struggles a mother endures.
[08:57] Hime
    Whoa, Tama-chan...
[09:00] Shino
    Are you mad?
[09:02] Hime
    No, I'm not mad.
[09:08] Shino
    Bye-bye!
[09:09] Chi
    See ya!
[09:10] Chinami
    I'll give you a kiss next time!
[09:19] Rino
    Did you fall in a ditch or something?
[09:23] Rino
    Weren't you going to the convenience store?
[09:25] Himeno
    We ran into a girl from my class.
[09:27] Midoriko
    Were you making trouble again?
[09:29] Hime
    Um, I'm very sorry.
[09:31] Midoriko
    Think nothing of it. She can be naughty
    for such a shy girl, huh?
[09:36] Rino
    There's no warm bathwater drawn,
    but you can take a shower.
[09:39] Shino
    I'm gonna shower with Hime-neetan!
[09:46] Hime
    Okay, lay your ears down.
[09:48] Hime
    I'm rinsing you off now.
[09:55] Shino
    Am I smelly?
[09:56] Hime
    No, you smell nice.
[10:00] Shino
    I'll wash you too, Hime-nee-tan!
[10:14] Shino
    I'll rinse you off now.
[10:17] Hime
    Am I all clean now?
[10:19] Shino
    Uh-huh!
[10:24] Shino
    Hime-nee, do you...
[10:26] Shino
    make milk?
[10:28] Hime
    No, I can't say I do...
[10:35] Shino
    Hey, Hime-neetan...
[10:38] Shino
    I didn't really understand what the
    two girls who were kissing meant.
[10:44] Hime
    Well...
[10:46] Hime
    I think you will when
    you're a little older.
[10:49] Shino
    When I have big boobies like yours?
[11:11] Midoriko
    Sorry about that.
[11:12] Hime
    No problem.
[11:17] Hime
    Bye, Aunt Midoriko— I mean, Sis.
[11:20] Midoriko
    I've been thinking lately that I
    don't mind being called an aunt.
[11:25] Hime
    See you next time, Shino-chan.
[11:35] Midoriko
    If only you were a boy, Hime-chan...
[11:38] Midoriko
    I don't think I could give Shino
    to a loli-yuri lover, though.
SIGN    Where Do the Little Ones Get So Much Vitality?
[11:42] Hime
    Um...
SIGN    Regardless of the Generation, Magical Girls Are Popular, Huh?
SIGN    Right After This!
[11:47] Voice
    Magical Girl Pretty Horn
    starts right after this!
[11:52] Girl
    Dodgeball, dodgeball, dodgeball,
    dodgeball, dodgeball...
[11:56] Girl
    Dodgeball.
[11:59] Girl
    That's all of them.
[12:01] Guy
    I guess this means we'll be playing
    dodgeball during every free period.
[12:05] Guy
    The majority rules, y'know.
SIGN    Nap Basketball Dodgeball Pool
[12:06] Girl
    This time, at least.
[12:09] Girl
    But next time, we'll decide using a method
    that reflects the will of the minority, too.
[12:13] Guy
    What?!
[12:15] Guy
    I won't accept that!
[12:16] Guy
    To deny the majority is to deny democracy!
[12:23] Girl
    Democratic space is distorting!
[12:29] Girl
    Awaken, power of ethics!
[12:32] Girl
    Guide us, law and logic!
[12:35] Girl
    Grant the greatest happiness to
    the greatest number of people!
[12:48] Girl
    Magical Girl Pretty Horn!
[12:51] TV
    Take this! Ostrakismos!
[12:53] Chiho
    Raise your right arm.
[12:55] TV
    Warped democracy won't work on me!
[12:55] Chiho
    Raise your left arm.
[12:57] Chiho
    Don't lower your right arm.
[13:00] TV
    Underwater dodgeball, eh? Now
    that's using your head.
[13:00] Chiho
    Raise your tail.
[13:04] Chiho
    Is your tail up, Sue-chan?
[13:04] TV
    Invention is the proof of mankind's progress!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Democracy Without Dependence on Rationality?!
[13:10] Manami
    Hey, Chi-chans.
[13:12] Chinami
    Huh? Nee-chan, today's Sunday.
[13:14] Chigusa
    Are you still half-asleep?
[13:16] Manami
    Who are you calling half-asleep?
[13:18] Manami
    I'm going out, so you girls stay
    here and watch the house.
[13:22] Chi
    Aw!
[13:24] Chinami
    But we made plans to go out and play, too!
[13:28] Manami
    You know Sue-chan can't
    stay here by herself.
[13:32] Chiho
    We'll take Sue-chan with us!
[13:34] Manami
    You can't. She's too weak.
[13:37] Manami
    What if she gets a fever while she's out?
[13:40] Chi
    Hmph! What are we supposed to do, then?
[13:43] Manami
    I told you, you're staying
    here to watch the house.
[13:46] Chinami
    Why isn't Dad here, anyway?
[13:49] Manami
    Dad is at work.
[13:51] Chiho
    But isn't his work painting pictures?
[13:55] Chigusa
    He's not getting anywhere when
    he's away all the time.
[13:58] Manami
    Painting is work for his spirit.
    He has a different job for making money.
[14:03] Chi
    That logic doesn't make sense!
[14:06] Manami
    Society doesn't understand it either,
     but that's how it works.
[14:11] Chigusa
    If he needs money,
    there's some in the offering box.
[14:15] Manami
    That money belongs to the gods.
[14:18] Chiho
    Isn't it a grown-up's duty to play
    with their kids on days off?
[14:22] Manami
    I wish I could, but please
    do as I say for today.
[14:26] Chinami
    We're in kindergarten, you know!
[14:29] Chinami
    You shouldn't make kindergartners
    stay home alone!
[14:32] Manami
    You three are small,
    but you're very trustworthy.
[14:35] Manami
    And there are three of you.
[14:38] Chigusa
    Okay, fine.
[14:40] Chinami
    Have a good time.
[14:41] Manami
    Okay, I'm counting on you.
[14:44] Chinami
    We can at least invite
    a friend over, right?
[14:47] Manami
    You can, but just play quietly.
[14:50] Manami
    This house is old.
[14:57] Chigusa
    Hi, Nacchan? It's Chigusa.
[15:00] Chigusa
    Our sister is making us stay
    home while she goes out, so...
[15:03] Chigusa
    Oh, can you? Yeah, come over!
[15:12] Chiho
    A-chan?
[15:13] Chiho
    Uh-huh. Can you come?
[15:15] Manami
    How many friends are you going to call?
[15:20] Manami
    All right, keep an eye on things here.
[15:23] Manami
    Don't answer the door for
    anyone you don't know.
[15:25] Chiho
    We know.
[15:27] Chi
    Have a good time!
[15:38] Manami
    Oh, club work?
[15:40] Hime
    Yeah. You?
[15:42] Manami
    Student council.
[15:43] Hime
    Good luck!
[15:48] Manami
    What club is she in, again?
[15:51] Kids
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[16:01] FriendA
    Found you!
[16:04] FriendA
    Wait up!
[16:13] FriendA
    Sue-chan, are you okay?
[16:15] FriendA
    Chi-chan!
[16:24] Chiho
    Are you okay? Do you feel sick?
[16:27] Sue
    No. I want to play more.
[16:29] Chiho
    You can't. You need to rest.
[16:33] Sue
    I want to play with you...
[16:36] Chiho
    This always happens when
    Sue-chan runs around a lot.
[16:39] Chiho
    Let's play inside.
[16:43] Manami
    It's 3:00.
[16:45] Manami
    I believe we've discussed
    all there is to discuss,
[16:48] Manami
    so I'd like to take a vote now.
[16:53] Guy
    Wait a second!
    There's still more to talk about!
[16:56] Girl
    Yeah! We need to keep discussing this
    until everyone's in agreement!
[17:00] Manami
    No, we decided in advance
    that if an agreement
[17:04] Manami
    wasn't reached by 3:00, we would vote.
[17:07] Manami
    Now, is everyone ready?
[17:09] Guy
    Isn't that being a bit too bureaucratic?
[17:11] Girl
    You just want to go home, don't you?
[17:15] Manami
    That's right. So what?
[17:17] Girl
    You admit it?
[17:19] Guy
    Hey, come on!
[17:21] Manami
    Listen.
[17:22] Manami
    I've already allowed this debate
    to carve into my private time,
[17:27] Manami
    and I need to be home by 4:00
[17:30] Manami
    to make dinner for my father
    and little sisters.
[17:34] Manami
    Anyone have a problem with that?
[17:38] Manami
    Then let's vote.
SIGN    Student Council Office
[17:44] Girl
    Um, Mitama-san.
SIGN    Bargain Fair
[17:48] Manami
    Yes? Can I help you?
[17:50] Girl
    You know, I understand what
    you're trying to say,
[17:54] Girl
    and I think you're right.
[17:56] Girl
    But the student council isn't just a job.
[18:00] Girl
    It's more like a club.
[18:02] Girl
    Debates are sort of like a
    page out of our youth...
[18:07] Manami
    And?
[18:08] Girl
    Maybe your sisters could put up
    with you being late for once?
[18:12] Manami
    They can't.
[18:15] Manami
    My grandfather was passionate
    about some martial art.
[18:18] Manami
    He was so stubborn that he never
    gave any thought to his family.
[18:22] Manami
    When he fell into critical condition,
[18:25] Manami
    he called me by my mother's
    name and said...
[18:29] Manami
    "Let's go home."
[18:32] Manami
    Ever since then, I've put my family first.
[18:36] Manami
    Goodbye.
[18:45] Girl
    I think we'll need about thirty years more
    life experience before we can convince her.
[18:51] Girl
    She's never going to get anywhere
    in the real world like that.
[18:55] Guy
    Like you've ever been in the real world.
[18:58] Girl
    Well, it's true!
[18:59] Girl
    For their kids' sake,
    parents can't always come home!
[19:03] Guy
    I guess no one can go
    up against Mitama-san.
[19:15] Friend
    Do you feel okay?
[19:17] Sue
    Huh?
[19:21] Friend
    Do you want to play house with me?
[19:34] Manami
    They ended up inviting six friends, right?
[19:45] Manami
    Oh, well. It sounds like they did
    stay in the house, at least.
[19:50] Manami
    I'm home.
[19:53] Manami
    Oh!
[19:54] Sue
    Nee-nee!
[19:57] Sue
    Welcome home!
[19:59] Manami
    Thanks.
[20:03] Manami
    You were playing with Sue-chan? Thank you.
[20:06] Chiho
    Oh, Nee-chan, welcome home!
[20:09] Manami
    I'm home... and you three made
    someone else look after Sue-chan!
[20:14] Chiho
    We stayed home, didn't we?
[20:16] Chigusa
    Hmph!
[20:18] Chiho
    We're hungry. Get us something to eat.
[20:21] Manami
    Right, right. Bring everyone in.
[20:24] Chi
    Thanks.
[20:26] Chi
    Here.
[20:27] Girl
    Thanks
[20:28] Chiho
    Huh?
[20:29] Manami
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Cold
SIGN    Ice Cream
SIGN    Ultra Vanilla
[20:31] Chiho
    Nothing.
SIGN    Mitama
[20:34] Manami
    Be careful getting home.
[20:36] All
    Bye-bye!
[20:41] Dad
    I'm home.
[20:43] Chiho
    It's Dad!
[20:47] All
    Welcome home!
[20:49] Dad
    Have you been good girls?
[20:51] Chiho
    Uh-huh! We stayed here
    and watched the house!
[20:54] Chiho
    But something weird happened.
[20:57] Chiho
    We brought six friends over to play.
[21:00] Chiho
    There were six playing
    detective tag with us,
[21:03] Chiho
    but one more was playing
    house with Sue-chan.
[21:07] Chiho
    Six plus one can't equal six, right?
[21:12] Manami
    Didn't someone just show up late?
[21:14] Chiho
    No, nobody came that we didn't invite,
[21:18] Chiho
    and nobody left early.
[21:20] Dad
    Maybe a zashiki warashi found
    her way into the group.
[21:24] Chi
    Zashiki warashi?
[21:26] Dad
    It's a supernatural being
    that takes a child's form.
[21:29] Chinami
    Supernatural? Like a ghost?
[21:32] Dad
    It's a nice ghost.
    There's no reason to be scared.
[21:35] Dad
    They bring good fortune.
[21:38] Chigusa
    Still... a ghost?
[21:41] Manami
    You had fun playing, didn't you?
[21:44] Chiho
    Yeah...
[21:45] Manami
    Then what's the problem?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Why Are We So Bewildered When We Receive a Love Letter?
SIGN    You Can Tell What Type a Person Is by Whether They Believe in UMAs and UFOs or Not.