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[00:29] Nozomi
    We're just acting!
    You didn't have to actually do it!
[00:32] Hime
    Huh?
[00:35] Hime
    Ah, but...
[00:37] Hime
    It was in the script...
[00:40] Kyoko
    Was it?
[00:47] Nozomi
    Where?
[00:50] Hime
    Here.
SIGN    That's a must!
SIGN    Do it for real
[00:53] Nozomi
    It's handwritten.
[00:56] Hyappo
    It wasn't me!
[00:59] Kyoko
    So... someone wrote it into the script?
[01:01] Nozomi
    But the scripts were just handed out today.
[01:05] Hime
    I got mine from Komori-kun...
[01:22] Komori
    Ow...
[01:27] Nozomi
    Don't you run away.
[01:30] Komori
    Yeah, but... Come on...
SIGN    Gokuraku Komori Prince:
[01:33] (Flashback) Hyappo
    Komori.
[01:35] (Flashback) Hyappo
    Komori.
[01:36] (Flashback) Hyappo
    Komori.
SIGN    Prince: Gokuraku Komori
[01:38] [SONG] Text
    Princess:
    Ikkaku Mitama Kimihara
[01:38] (Flashback) Hyappo
    That's it.
[01:39] (Flashback) Hyappo
    Okay, so the prince will be
    played by Komori Makoto-kun.
[01:43] (Flashback) Komori
    All right!
[01:44] (Flashback) Komori
    Yes!
[01:46] (Flashback) Manami
    Komori-kun, sit down.
[01:50] (Flashback) Manami
    Sit down right now.
SIGN    
[01:54] (Flashback) Komori
    Here's your script.
[01:56] (Flashback) Hime
    Oh... Thank you.
[02:01] (Flashback) Komori
    Let's knock 'em dead.
[02:03] (Flashback) Hime
    Y-Yeah...
[02:05] (Flashback) Nozomi
    What the heck? That creep!
[02:07] (Flashback) Nekomi
    Hey, Komori.
    Don't forget my foie gras roll.
[02:10] (Flashback) Komori
    Hey! You idiot!
[02:18] (Flashback) Manami
    So, because Komori-kun cheated through
    the use of bribery and coercion,
[02:23] (Flashback) Manami
    he is dismissed from the prince's role.
[02:25] (Flashback) Manami
    The prince will now be played
    by Gokuraku Nozomi-san.
[02:30] (Flashback) Nozomi
    That's kind of a pain, too...
[02:35] Komori
    I was supposed to play the prince...
[02:39] Nozomi
    You totally brought this upon yourself.
[02:42] Nozomi
    And you, Hime...
[02:44] Nozomi
    Did you plan to actually kiss Komori?
[02:46] Hime
    Huh?
[02:47] Hime
    Well, I, uh...
[02:51] Hime
    I thought it'd be fine if it
    was with you, Nozomi-chan.
[02:55] Akechi
    Hot and heavy, eh?
[02:56] Inukai
    Sounds like love!
[02:58] Nozomi
    What the heck...?
[03:01] Manami
    All right, don't get so worked
    up over a simple kiss.
[03:04] Manami
    Time to continue with rehearsal.
[03:06] Kyoko
    Oh? A simple kiss?
[03:09] Manami
    Wh-Wh-Wh...
[03:11] Manami
    In any case, it doesn't count if
    it's between friends, right?
[03:15] Manami
    Back to rehearsal!
[03:17] Hime
    You heard her.
[03:18] Hime
    Still, sorry about that.
[03:20] Nozomi
    You don't have to apologize for that.
[03:31] Nozomi
    Whew, I'm beat.
[03:33] Nozomi
    Why does our class have to do a play?
[03:35] Nozomi
    A chorus or something would've been easier.
[03:37] Kyoko
    Probably because our class
    president is such a go-getter.
[03:42] Hime
    It's kinda fun, though, isn't it?
[03:44] Nozomi
    Is it?
[03:46] Kyoko
    Hey, you got to kiss Hime, didn't you?
[03:49] Kyoko
    Oh? Didn't expect that reaction.
[03:53] Kyoko
    Anyway, you're surprisingly
    good at acting, Hime.
[03:56] Hime
    Oh, yeah...
[03:58] Hime
    I played a princess in middle school, too.
[04:01] Hime
    And elementary school...
[04:03] Hime
    And kindergarten.
[04:05] Kyoko
    And in your nursery, too?
[04:07] Hime
    Oh... Yeah!
[04:09] Hime
    I was my daddy's princess, too!
[04:11] Hime
    Because of my name, I guess...
[04:13] Hime
    Uh, no, it's gotta be your
    looks and behavior.
[04:16] Hime
    I'd be fine with just being Passerby A.
[04:19] Kyoko
    What's this?
    Is she really bragging that easily?*
[04:33] Akechi
    'Sup?
[04:34] Akechi
    Things are really coming along.
[04:37] Akechi
    The costumes are mostly done,
    too, so try them on.
[04:44] Hime
    Wow!
[04:46] Hime
    This is great!
[04:47] Akechi
    Yep, that was hard work.
[04:49] Akechi
    It's set in medieval Scandinavia, right?
[04:51] Akechi
    So a centaur princess is actually
    historically impossible.
[04:54] Akechi
    It might have a shot in Russia, though,
[04:55] Akechi
    so I used Russia, Central Asia, and the
    Near and Middle East as references,
[04:58] Akechi
    with a bit of Baroque
    influence in the lace.
[05:00] Akechi
    I guess you'd call it Bourbon style?
[05:01] Akechi
    But the story's set in medieval Scandinavia,
    and I don't know the playwright at all,
[05:02] Inukai
    That's gonna go on for a while.
[05:03] Inukai
    She's a real nerd when it comes
    to history and costumes.
[05:04] Akechi
    so I guess it doesn't have to
    be historically accurate,
[05:06] Akechi
    but that's exactly why I want
    the details to be realistic!
[05:08] Akechi
    But you know...
[05:11] Akechi
    I thought I made it on the large side,
     but it's pretty tight.
[05:15] Hime
    Huh?!
[05:18] Akechi
    Oh, that looks great! Way to go, me!
[05:22] Fujimoto
    Hey, Mitama!
[05:24] Fujimoto
    Can we bring the scenery in?
[05:26] Manami
    Oh, sure. Please do.
[05:28] Fujimoto
    All right, bring it in!
[05:29] Guy
    Got it!
[05:51] Manami
    Fujimoto-kun, may I?
[05:53] Manami
    I'd like more braces on these.
[05:56] Fujimoto
    We tested it out. It'll be fine.
[05:57] Fujimoto
    No one can be heavier than Nekomi, right?
[06:02] Hime
    Uh...
[06:05] Manami
    Anyway...
[06:06] Manami
    You never know what could happen,
    so just reinforce it.
[06:10] Fujimoto
    All right.
[06:12] Manami
    Okay, now that we have the scenery in here,
[06:15] Manami
    let's run through the whole thing,
     with feeling.
[06:19] Manami
    Oh... and of course, don't do that.
[06:23] Manami
    Okay, begin!
[06:25] GirlA
    This is the one with the real kiss, right?
[06:27] GirlB
    Seriously?
[06:30] GirlA
    Hey, aren't you going to kiss?
[06:37] Manami
    They will not.
[06:38] Girls
    Aw...
[06:42] Manami
    Now we've got weird rumors going around...
SIGN    School Recital
[07:02] Manami
    They're finished.
[07:04] Fujimoto
    Okay, let's carry in our set.
[07:06] Hime
    It's our turn! I'm getting nervous!
[07:09] Nozomi
    Easy, girl.
[07:12] Fujimoto
    Be careful with that.
[07:16] Fujimoto
    It'll be fine!
[07:18] Voice
    Next is Class 1-1's play,
    A Dream Under the Midnight Sun.
[07:58] Hyappo
    Good work. You were a great queen.
[08:01] Hyappo
    True to form, huh?
[08:02] Manami
    Shut up! I don't want to hear it!
[08:05] Nozomi
    Good job out there.
[08:06] Hime
    Yeah!
[08:07] Nozomi
    Well, everyone ready for the climax?
[08:15] Nozomi
    I love you, even if Heaven
    and Earth should fall!
[08:20] GirlC
    Oh, this is the kiss scene, isn't it?
[08:22] GirlD
    Think they'll actually do it?
[08:30] GirlD
    Nah, I guess they wouldn't
    do that for real.
[08:32] GirlC
    Yeah, I guess not.
[08:46] Kyoko
    Hime! Nozomi!
[09:18] Nozomi
    Thanks.
[09:37] Nozomi
    The crowd loved it.
    I'd say it went perfect!
[09:39] Hime
    It seems it's causing some
    trouble now, though.
[09:43] Kyoko
    Yeah, one wrong move and you guys
     would've been seriously hurt.
[09:48] Nozomi
    Well, the class president
    will take care of all that.
[09:52] GirlA
    You guys were great!
[09:55] Nozomi
    Thank you, thank you!
[09:58] Nozomi
    What's wrong with you?
[10:00] Nozomi
    Don't be all bashful.
[10:01] Nozomi
    You're gonna make me embarrassed.
[10:03] Hime
    But...
[10:04] Kyoko
    At least you two are enjoying yourselves.
[10:06] Nozomi
    What? Want me to kiss you, too?
[10:09] Kyoko
    No need!
SIGN    #1 A Part
SIGN    When All Is Said
     And Done,
    Everyone Loves
    Kisses.
SIGN    Did You Know That a Marathon Is a Microcosm of Life?
[11:53] Teacher
    Modern mammals, birds, reptiles,
    and amphibians have six legs.
[12:01] Teacher
    It's believed that this
    originated with fish,
SIGN    The Origin of Humans
[12:04] Teacher
    whose pectoral, front ventral,
    and rear ventral fins became legs.
[12:11] Teacher
    The genes that determined the
    shape of the pectoral fins
[12:14] Teacher
    duplicated to form ventral fins,
[12:16] Teacher
    which duplicated again to
    form rear ventral fins.
[12:20] Teacher
    Of course, in prehistoric times
    there were also four-legged amphibians,
[12:24] Teacher
    but they died out and left
    no surviving descendants.
SIGN    Extinct
[12:28] Teacher
    It's likely that, to support such
    large bodies on such weak legs,
[12:30] Teacher
    six legs were more advantageous than four.
[12:35] Teacher
    Humans, the ultimate product of evolution,
[12:38] Teacher
    can be broadly divided into
    the following four groups.
SIGN    Catfolk Fauns
[12:43] Teacher
    The first group includes the
    catfolk, goatfolk, and fauns.
SIGN    Angelfolk
[12:49] Teacher
    The next includes the
    angelfolk and draconids.
SIGN    Centaurs
[12:53] Teacher
    Third, the centaurs.
[12:55] Teacher
    Weretigers also used to be
    included in this group,
[12:59] Teacher
    but they are now extinct.
SIGN    Merfolk
[13:02] Teacher
    Finally, while none of the students
    in this room are part of this group,
[13:05] Teacher
    there's the merfolk.
[13:09] Teacher
    In the past, the vast differences
    in appearance between these groups
[13:13] Teacher
    led to many wars and
    abundant discrimination.
[13:15] Teacher
    If the four-legged amphibians had survived,
[13:19] Teacher
    become the dominant race,
    and evolved into humans...
[13:26] Teacher
    At most they might have had different
    hair, skin, and eye colors,
[13:30] Teacher
    but serious discrimination
    would have been unlikely.
[13:34] Teacher
    But the idea of a world where
    humans have four limbs
[13:39] Teacher
    is no more than a fantasy.
[13:42] Teacher
    In our world, a single misstep
[13:45] Teacher
    carries the danger of easily landing
    us in a hellish situation.
[13:49] Teacher
    Whether we become a world at war,
     like the lesser nations,
[13:52] Teacher
    or a peaceful world that
    has attained harmony
[13:56] Teacher
    depends on whether we can all
    come together in equal unity.
[14:01] Teacher
    Therefore, equality is often more valuable
[14:04] Teacher
    than civil rights, and even life itself!
[14:13] Teacher
    Now, we'll conclude with the
    singing of the national anthem.
[14:16] Manami
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:17] Manami
    Stand.
[14:35] Kyoko
    W-Wait...
[14:44] Nozomi
    You're so slow.
[14:46] Kyoko
    Run... slower...
[14:50] Nozomi
    You're like this after only two kilometers?
[14:52] Nozomi
    You really don't exercise enough, Kyoko.
[14:55] Kyoko
    That's easy for you to say.
[14:59] Kyoko
    In the first place, how is it fair that
    we all have to run the same distance?
[15:05] Hime
    I go running with my mom every day.
[15:09] Hime
    We do about twenty kilometers.
[15:10] Kyoko
    What for? To lose weight?
[15:13] Hime
    Well...
[15:16] Nozomi
    You don't look that fat to me, though.
[15:20] Hime
    When centaurs get too heavy,
    we can't turn our bodies normally,
[15:23] Hime
    so we can't even wipe our own behinds.
[15:26] Nozomi
    Wait, you can actually wipe your own?
[15:29] Hime
    Of course I can!
[15:32] Hime
    Jeez!
[15:34] Kyoko
    Wait, I said...
[15:42] Nozomi
    Kyoko, you'd better get in shape,
    or you won't be able to wipe your butt.
[15:46] Kyoko
    Not gonna happen!
[15:47] Hime
    You never gain weight,
    no matter how much you eat, do you?
[15:50] Kyoko
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[15:52] Himeno
    You're so lucky.
[15:54] Kyoko
    Wh-What? What was that laugh for?
[15:58] Nozomi
    Well, Kyoko, you're just
    perfectly straight up and down.
[16:01] Nozomi
    That's nothing to be jealous of.
[16:04] Kyoko
    I oughta slug you!
[16:07] Nozomi
    Try to catch me, then!
[16:08] Kyoko
    You little...! Stop! Hey!
[16:11] Nozomi
    This way!
[16:12] Kyoko
    Wait!
[16:13] Nozomi
    Hey, you're running pretty fast.
[16:16] Kyoko
    Wait...
[16:20] Kyoko
    I can't...
[16:25] Hime
    Are you okay?
[16:26] Nozomi
    Jeez, don't kill yourself.
[16:28] Kyoko
    Whose fault do you think this is?
[16:35] Hime
    What now? Do you want me to carry you?
[16:38] Kyoko
    No, no, that's a bad idea.
[16:41] Kyoko
    I'd be accused of discrimination
     and sent to a correctional clinic.
[16:45] Nozomi
    That's a bit dramatic...
[16:47] Kyoko
    No, it's not.
[16:51] Kyoko
    In this country,
     centaurs were once warriors,
[16:53] Kyoko
    but in some countries they were basically
    slaves that people used as mounts.
[16:56] Kyoko
    So they crack down on that stuff.
[16:58] Kyoko
    That's where most modern
    laws originated, you know.
[17:02] Kyoko
    Of course, just talking like
    this is illegal, but still...
[17:06] Nozomi
    Well, once you've caught your breath,
    let's take our time finishing.
[17:09] Kyoko
    It's okay. You can go on ahead.
[17:14] Nozomi
    It's not like we're gunning
    for first place or anything.
[17:18] Hime
    I bet Tama-chan is trying for that, though.
[17:20] Nozomi
    Yeah, that's what the class
    president loves most of all.
[17:25] Nozomi
    Well, if there were prize money,
    I'd totally leave you behind.
[17:31] Nozomi
    Okay, let's go.
[17:33] Kyoko
    Huh? Already?
[17:34] Nozomi
    We won't make it back
    to the school in time.
[17:38] Nozomi
    Come on!
[17:39] Nozomi
    Let's get moving!
[17:43] Hime
    Let's take our time, okay?
[17:57] Kyoko
    Hey...
[17:59] Kyoko
    Hime, how fast can you run
    when you actually try?
[18:04] Hime
    Hmm...
[18:05] Hima
    I can run 100 meters in about nine seconds?
[18:08] Kyoko
    Is that fast?
[18:10] Nozomi
    It's super fast!
[18:12] Hime
    Why don't I run for a bit?
[18:13] Hime
    There are no cars coming,
    so I'll run to the stoplight.
[18:16] Nozomi
    Hey, be careful, will you?
[18:18] Kyoko
    Okay, ready... Go!
[18:23] Kyoko
    She's fast!
[18:24] Nozomi
    Wait, is she gonna be able to stop?
[18:26] Kyoko
    Hime! Stop, stop!
[18:46] Driver
    Hey! What are you thinking?!
[18:49] Hime
    I'm sorry!
[18:54] Nozomi
    Hime!
[18:56] Nozomi
    Are you okay?
[18:58] Hime
    Yeah.
[19:00] Nozomi
    Jeez...
[19:02] Kyoko
    You really are fast!
[19:04] Kyoko
    If you joined the track club,
    you'd kick butt!
[19:11] Hime
    I've been told that before,
     so I tried joining once, but...
[19:14] (Flashback) Voice
    Set!
[19:16] (Flashback) Hime
    H-Huh?
[19:18] (Flashback) Hume
    Huh?!
[19:21] Nozomi
    Yeah, the tracks are divided up by race.
[19:24] Hime
    Yeah.
[19:25] Kyoko
    But wouldn't ball sports,
    like basketball, be the same?
[19:30] (Flashback) Nozomi
    Here! Pass!
[19:35] Nozomi
    Hime has horsepower,
    but she's kind of a klutz.
[19:40] Kyoko
    What a waste.
[19:42] Kyoko
    Still, just being faster than
    most people must be nice.
[19:46] Nozomi
    You're just way too out of shape, Kyoko.
[19:49] Nozomi
    How long are you gonna lean on me, anyway?
[19:53] Nozomi
    Come on, let's go.
[19:54] Kyoko
    Sorry.
[20:00] Teacher
    Hey, you three! Take this more seriously!
[20:03] Teacher
    Lunch break is about to end!
[20:05] Hime
    Okay!
[20:06] Nozomi
    Wait, is that...?
[20:11] Kyoko
    What are you doing there?
[20:15] Akechi
    Oh, well... Running a marathon after
    being up all night was too much.
[20:19] Akechi
    Which means we're already over capacity,
[20:21] Akechi
    so try your best to finish, Kyoko-chan!
[20:23] Kyoko
    Huh?!
[20:25] Teacher
    You heard her. Get moving!
[20:27] Akechi
    See ya!
[20:29] Inukai
    Bye.
[20:35] Nozomi
    Don't get discouraged! Come on!
[20:38] Hime
    Huh?
[20:40] Hime
    Nozomi-chan, that's the wrong way!
[20:43] Nozomi
    The patrol's already gone past us,
     so let's take a shortcut.
[20:47] Kyoko
    That's an unusually good idea from you.
[20:50] Nozomi
    You're one to talk!
[20:53] Hime
    Is this really okay?
[20:56] Kyoko
    This is still...
[20:58] Kyoko
    pretty far...
[21:00] Nozomi
    That's what happens when you slack off
    all the time and never exercise.
[21:04] Hime
    We're almost at the goal!
[21:08] Manami
    You're finally here.
[21:09] Manami
    Afternoon classes are starting.
SIGN    Midterm Exam Scores
SIGN    Kimihara Himeno
SIGN    602 Inukai Michi
SIGN    Midterm Exam Scores
[21:34] Kyoko
    What's with you?
[21:35] Kyoko
    Let's see, you're...
[21:39] [SONG] Text
    Students ranked below 300
    will take supplementary lessons
    and a make-up exam.
    
    299
    Gokuraku Nozomi
[21:41] Kyoko
    Oh...
[21:42] Kyoko
    Well, that's bad.
[21:49] Kyoko
    That's what happens when you
    slack off all the time.
[21:52] Himeno
    Now, come on. Let's all study together.
[21:55] Kyoko
    Don't spoil her so much, Hime.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Beauty Is a Double-Edged Sword.
[23:32] [SONG] Title2
    Water People Living in Water and Mountain
    People Living in Mountains Really Are Just That.