E5 - Ossan, Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party

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[00:04] Laurotte
    They certainly live very
    deep in the mountains.
[00:10] (Flashback) Laurotte
    Rick-kun, congratulations on passing.
[00:13] (Flashback) Rick
    Thank you.
[00:15] (Flashback) Laurotte
    I'm due to be discharged from the
    hospital soon. When I am, how about it?
[00:19] (Flashback) Laurotte
    Can we go get that drink we talked about?
[00:20] (Flashback) Rick
    Sounds good! Where should we go?
[00:24] (Flashback) Laurotte
    The truth is, I'm interested in your party.
[00:27] (Flashback) Laurotte
    If it wouldn't pose a problem,
     could I pay them a visit?
[00:31] (Flashback) Laurotte
    What does that face mean?!
[00:34] Laurotte
    He said that if I insist on coming,
    I should wear my most powerful equipment.
[00:38] Laurotte
    Not sure why, though.
[00:42] Laurotte
    Arcust District, Number 13,
[00:45] Laurotte
    Wiegheil Castle.
[00:51] Laurotte
    Huh? Did I get the directions confused
    with ones to the Demon Lord's castle?
SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
    Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party,
    Became Invincible
SIGN    Episode
     5
SIGN    Ossan, Trained to Death by
     the Most Powerful Party
[02:33] Laurotte
    I guess it's this door.
[02:39] Laurotte
    Rick-kun!
[02:46] Rick
    Welcome!
[02:47] Laurotte
    That's the entrance?!
[02:50] Rick
    I'm sorry to make you come
    all the way out here.
[02:53] Laurotte
    Now that I think about it, I didn't
    see any monsters in the vicinity.
[02:58] Rick
    Oh. They don't come near here.
[03:01] Laurotte
    Then why am I wearing this equipment?
[03:05] Rick
    So that you don't end up in a casket.
[03:07] Laurotte
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[03:12] Reanette
    Welcome, Laurotte-sama.
[03:16] Laurotte
    Thank you for having me,
    and thank you for before.
[03:20] Alicerette
    Rikkun!
[03:23] Laurotte; internal
    There's a girl as young as her here, too?
[03:25] Laurotte; internal
    I hope my daughter grows up
    as happy and strong as her.
[03:31] Alicerette
    Boom!
[03:33] Laurotte; internal
    That's a level-six spell!
    She cast it with just the word "Boom"?
[03:44] Laurotte
    I'm o... kay?
[03:47] Rick
    Senpai!
[03:49] Rick
    I've told you about twenty-three thousand
    times not to cast magic in the castle!
[03:53] Alicerette
    But Rikkun, we haven't
    played together lately.
[03:57] Laurotte
    Senpai? Play?
[04:00] Reanette
    Alicerette-sama, we will deduct the
    cost of repairs from your food budget.
[04:07] Alicerette
    Ree-chan, I'm sorry! I won't do it
    anymore, so please don't give me less food!
[04:16] Rick
    I'm going to go spend some time
     with Alicerette-senpai.
[04:20] Rick
    If I don't, she'll do it again.
[04:24] Reanette
    Please make yourself at home.
[04:30] Laurotte
    Given the size of this place, I couldn't
    possibly go around and see all of it.
[04:42] Laurotte
    Pardon me for interrupting while you're busy.
[04:45] Mizett
    Oh, you're that friend of Rick-kun's
     he said was coming.
[04:50] Laurotte
    Yes. My name is Laurotte.
[04:53] Mizett
    Mizett. Pleased t'make your acquaintance.
[04:55] Laurotte
    Is that handicraft made of iron?
[04:58] Mizett
    The Ultra Flamecannon-kun
    Number 6, Patricia, Revised.
[05:03] Mizett
    Making things of this sort
    is an 'obby of mine.
[05:07] Laurotte
    Like this?
[05:09] Mizett
    Now, you just send your magic
    into it an' pull the trigger.
[05:13] Mizett
    That's the target just there.
[05:15] Laurotte
    By "trigger," you mean... this?
[05:30] Mizett
    Not too shabby. Gonna have to revise it
    to dampen that recoil just a touch.
[05:35] Laurotte
    If something like this were mass-produced,
    war would change forever!
[05:45] Laurotte; internal
    Just what kind of place is this?
[05:52] Laurotte; internal
    An orc?!
[05:56] Broughston
    So, you're our guest.
     You may come in if you like.
[06:01] Laurotte
    Yes, excuse me. I'll come in.
[06:08] Laurotte
    Wow.
[06:10] Laurotte
    You have an incredible number of books.
[06:13] Broughston
    These are my private rooms and my library.
[06:16] Broughston
    Being surrounded by books
    like this calms me.
[06:20] Laurotte; internal
    He's quite intellectual.
    Is he a member of the party, too?
[06:24] Laurotte
    Have you read all of these?
[06:27] Broughston
    Most of them. However, lately,
     I've been helping Rick with his training,
[06:32] Broughston
    so the number of books
     I haven't read has increased.
[06:35] Laurotte
    Then, it was you who carried out
    most of Rick-kun's training?
[06:39] Broughston
    It is as you say. Are you interested?
[06:42] Laurotte
    I am! If you wouldn't mind,
    may I have a lesson from you?
[06:52] Broughston
    I like the look in your eyes.
[06:53] Broughston
    I sense the same light I see in Rick.
[06:57] Rick
    What did you say?
[06:58] Mizett
    That's right. Headed right off into the
    forest with the guv, Broughston, in high spirits.
[07:04] Rick
    Laurotte-san!
[07:06] Rick
    How could you be so rash?!
[07:09] Laurotte
    I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
[07:14] Laurotte
    Lateena, Lillia, father won't be...
[07:24] Laurotte
    I'm o... kay?
[07:28] Laurotte
    This is...
[07:29] Reanette
    Provisions for dinner.
[07:33] Laurotte
    Reanette-san, is that you?
[07:37] Laurotte
    Thank you. You really saved me there.
[07:40] Reanette
    These weights... It was
    Broughston-sama, wasn't it?
[07:45] Laurotte
    He told me to run down a slope so
    steep it was basically a cliff.
[07:48] Laurotte
    He pushed me.
[07:50] (Flashback) Broughston
    Go.
[07:52] Laurotte
    If you hadn't been here, I'd have died.
[07:55] Reanette
    Yes. Broughston-sama is the one who caused
    Rick-sama's death the most often.
[08:01] Laurotte
    May I pretend I didn't hear that?
[08:05] Broughston
    There you are.
[08:09] Broughston
    Now, we'll continue your training.
[08:19] Laurotte
    It's nice to be alive, isn't it?
[08:23] Rick
    I told you, didn't I?!
[08:25] Laurotte
    Broughston-san said he'd
     give me a little light training.
[08:30] Rick
    You can't ever believe phrases like that
    from Broughston-san and the others.
[08:35] Broughston
    A little light training.
[08:37] Alice
    I won't do it anymore.
[08:39] Mizett
    I'll take it seriously.
[08:40] Rick
    Those are the three statements from
    Orichalcum Fist you must never believe!
[08:46] Mizett
    Rick-kun, you exaggerate.
[08:48] Broughston
    Indeed. I need only bring him
    back to life as I usually do.
[08:52] Rick
    What do you think a person's
    life is, exactly?
[08:55] Alicerette
    I want to play with him, too!
[08:57] Rick
    He'll end up a pile of ash, so no!
[08:59] Mizett
    You should've known this'd happen, Rick-kun.
[09:03] Mizett
    It's your own fault for invitin' him, innit?
[09:05] Rick
    I have no response to that!
[09:14] Reanette
    I'll have dinner ready soon.
     If you'll wait just a moment, please.
[09:26] Laurotte
    She's a really good person, isn't she?
[09:27] Rick
    Huh? Oh. Yes, she is.
[09:32] Laurotte
    So, how far have you gone?
[09:34] Rick
    Oh, things aren't like
    that at all between us.
[09:38] Rick
    Besides, I'm a dull man in my thirties.
[09:41] Laurotte
    An age gap like that should be fine.
[09:44] Laurotte
    My wife and I are 20 years apart.
[09:47] Rick
    What?!
[09:48] Laurotte
    Basically, it's all about timing.
[09:51] Laurotte
    Once the feelings between the two of you
    align, the rest will happen in a flash.
[09:56] Rick
    Your words are surprisingly convincing.
[10:08] Laurotte
    This is delicious, Reanette-san.
[10:11] Reanette
    Thank you.
[10:13] Rick
    Please eat lots, Laurotte-san.
[10:17] Laurotte
    Thank you.
[10:17] Alicerette
    Ree-chan, another serving!
[10:20] Mizett
    Another of these and
    something to go with it.
[10:22] Broughston
    And some wine, please.
[10:24] Broughston
    We should have a 60-year-old bottle
     from the Lestroa area.
[10:28] Reanette
    I'll bring them at once.
[10:33] Laurotte
    This is what I meant when
    I talked about timing.
[10:36] Laurotte
    If you're quick and clever in helping her,
    it'll bring the two of you much closer.
[10:40] Rick
    I-I see what you mean!
[10:42] Rick
    Reanette! I'll help you!
[10:47] Laurotte
    That reminds me, Rick-kun has
    an inborn skill, doesn't he?
[10:52] Laurotte
    I'd like to see it at least once.
[10:54] Broughston
    Rick's skill is the type that is
    activated by certain conditions.
[10:57] Broughston
    He can't control its activation himself.
[11:00] Mizett
    Would've been better if it were the type
    that was always active or activated voluntarily.
[11:06] Laurotte
    Even so, just the fact that he
    has a skill makes me jealous.
[11:09] Mizett
    The way he handles weapons
    is tragic, though.
[11:12] Broughston
    Even without his skill or weapons,
     Rick already stands within the realm of S-rank.
[11:17] Broughston
    But if his skill, Reckless Soul,
     were to activate, he would surpass even us.
[11:24] Laurotte
    It's that powerful?
[11:30] Broughston
    Now, Laurotte.
[11:32] Broughston
    As you work at Central,
     there is something I wish to ask you.
[11:36] Laurotte
    What is it?
[11:38] Broughston
    Have you heard of the magic
    stones known as the Six Jewels?
[11:41] Laurotte
    The ones in the Legends of Yamato?
[11:45] Rick
    Yes. Our goal is to defeat Kaiser Alsapiet.
[11:51] Broughston
    The Six Jewels are magic stones
     that open the door
[11:55] Broughston
    to the Source Spiral,
     where Kaiser Alsapiet sleeps.
[12:01] Mizett
    The Six Jewels activate
    every two hundred years.
[12:05] Mizett
    Since we're at that part of their cycle,
    they should be giving off mad amounts of magic.
[12:10] Rick
    Have you heard about anything
    that sounds like that?
[12:14] Laurotte
    That legend is...
[12:15] Laurotte
    No, if Rick and the others are talking
    about it like this, then it must be real.
[12:21] Laurotte
    I can't think of anything at the moment,
[12:24] Laurotte
    but I'll see if I can find anything
    in the Confidential Department.
[12:28] Laurotte
    They handle undisclosed quests.
[12:29] Broughston
    If you would. Thank you.
[12:31] Laurotte
    Just leave it to me!
[12:33] Rick
    Just wondering, do you have
    any other good advice?
[12:36] Laurotte
    What?
[12:37] Rick; background
    Shall I cut that up?
[12:38] Rick
    She's just so good at everything.
[12:39] Rick; background
    These cabbages should be delicious!
[12:41] Rick; background
    This is so light!
[12:44] Rick
    The right timing wasn't
    anywhere to be found!
SIGN    Source Spiral
SIGN    m 0 0 l 115 0 115 40 0 40
SIGN    A dungeon at the furthest reaches of the world.
     It is said that the legendary monster Kaiser
     Alsapiet sleeps on the very deepest floor.
SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
    Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party,
    Became Invincible
SIGN    The Six Jewels
SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 125 40 0 40
SIGN    Magic stones of the highest purity which
    are scattered around the world. When
     gathered together, they can open the
     door to the Source Spiral.
SIGN    Sovereign's Gold
SIGN    Crimson Blossom
SIGN    The Ossan Newbie Adventurer,
    Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party,
    Became Invincible
[13:04] Rei
    I'm an adventurer now.
     Why am I doing cleaning work?
[13:09] Rei
    I can defeat the monsters
    that are usually around!
[13:14] Rei
    Bam! Kaboom! I'd send them flying!
[13:18] Broughston
    Then we shall accept that quest.
[13:22] guildmaster
    I'm terribly sorry, but that isn't possible.
[13:26] Broughston
    Why can't we take it on?
[13:28] Broughston
    The quest's danger level is 82.
    That shouldn't pose a problem for us.
[13:33] Rei; internal
    An orc that talks?
[13:35] Rei; internal
    With a girl sitting on his shoulder?
[13:37] Rei; internal
    And some old guy.
[13:38] Rei; internal
    What's going on with this combination?
[13:41] guildmaster
    Yes, of course, I am painfully
    aware of your capabilities.
[13:47] Rei; internal
    I've never seen the guild master be so
    deferential with adventurers before.
[13:52] Rick
    This says the condition is two people A-rank
    or higher in a party of four or more,
[13:59] Rick
    so if we team up with someone,
    we should be able to take it on.
[14:03] Broughston
    That's a former receptionist for you.
[14:05] Broughston
    Then, may we request for
    someone to come and help us?
[14:08] guildmaster
    Yes, I'll do it immediately!
[14:12] guildmaster
    Rei! You said you wanted to go on a quest
    with a high danger level, didn't you?
[14:17] guildmaster
    This is a great opportunity!
     What do you think about joining them?
[14:21] guildmaster
    Oh, you'll go? Thank you!
[14:23] Rei
    Yes, I did say that, and I welcome
    the chance to hunt monsters, but...
[14:29] Broughston
    So, you're our helper?
[14:34] Rei
    You want me to go with the talking orc?
[14:36] guildmaster
    Do you have a death wish?!
[14:38] guildmaster
    These individuals are fully-fledged
    adventurers! Incredibly so!
[14:42] Rick
    Looking forward to working with you.
[14:44] Rei; internal
    The other two are a child
    and an old guy, right?
[14:46] Rei; internal
    In that case...
[14:49] Rei
    I suppose I have no choice.
     I, Rei Lucas, will lend you my strength!
[14:57] Broughston
    A little further ahead, I think.
[15:00] Alicerette
    I sense something
    coming from over there!
[15:02] Rei
    Are you looking for something?
[15:05] Rick
    Yes. Just a certain magic stone.
[15:08] Rick
    We heard from a friend that
    it might be in this area.
[15:11] Rei
    Is it one that'll sell for a lot?
[15:13] Rick
    We could probably set a high price for it,
[15:15] Rick
    but it's dangerous to handle
    without proper precautions.
[15:18] Rick
    And it's capable of drawing monsters to it.
[15:21] Rei
    Huh. Well, I can easily handle
    any monster there is!
[15:26] Rick
    Really?
[15:28] Rei
    I'm F-rank right now,
     but I'll end up A-rank in no time!
[15:33] Rei
    You can brag that you know me!
[15:36] Rick
    I'll have to work harder.
[15:38] Rei
    Rick-san, what rank are you?
[15:40] Rick
    I just got promoted to E-rank.
[15:44] Rei; internal
    So, he is just some late-starter
    old man after all.
[15:47] Rei; internal
    I don't want to end up like him.
[15:52] Alice
    Broughs-kun, over there!
[15:54] Broughston
    Yes.
[15:56] Reanette
    I wonder if Rick-sama and
    the others are all right.
[16:00] Mizett
    Broughston's there,
    so they're likely just fine.
[16:10] Mizett; internal
    Activating stealth mode!
[16:19] Mizett; internal
    Now!
[16:33] Mizett; internal
    And now, the finish!
[16:35] Mizett; internal
    Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[16:39] Mizett; internal
    Flowers!
[16:42] Reanette
    What is this?
[16:45] Mizett
    It creates wind without using magic,
    it's the Workaholic Maicchin-kun!
[16:50] Reanette
    What an interesting device.
[17:04] Alicerette
    There it is!
[17:05] Broughston
    The lair must be close.
[17:08] Rei
    Th-Th-That's a wyvern!
[17:13] Rei
    This is bad! This is bad!
[17:15] Rei
    Just one of them is bad, but if
    it calls more from their lair...
[17:20] Rei
    Wait! Do you have some kind of plan?
[17:22] Broughston
    A plan? Well, if I had to say...
[17:28] Broughston
    Move.
[17:33] Broughston
    The plan is to knock them down.
[17:35] Rei
    Hey! What are you... If you do this,
    more of them are gonna show up!
[17:40] Broughston
    I refrained from killing it
     for just that reason.
[17:43] Rei
    Huh? That doesn't make any sense!
[17:46] Rei
    Are you trying to become wyvern fodder
    out here in the middle of the forest?!
[17:48] Broughston
    You are quite noisy.
[17:50] Broughston
    Rick.
[17:50] Rei; background
    No way! No way! I don't want that to happen!
[17:51] Rick
    Right.
[17:54] Rick
    Come on, let's go. You don't want
    to get turned to ash, right?
[17:57] Rei
    If I stay here, I'll turn to ash?!
[18:00] Rei
    I didn't hear anything about wyverns!
[18:03] Rei
    Are you trying to get me killed?
     That shortened my lifespan by 30 seconds!
[18:07] Rick
    But Rei-chan, you're strong, right?
[18:10] Rei
    I'm planning to be! I'm going
    to get strong really fast!
[18:15] Rei
    You could show me a little consideration!
[18:25] Rei
    Huh? What's going on?
[18:34] Alicerette
    Hup!
[18:35] Alicerette
    Boom!
[18:36] Alicerette
    Take that!
[18:41] Rei
    This got thrown here from
    all the way over there?
[18:44] Rick
    Look out!
[18:50] Rei
    A r-r-red wyvern?
[18:53] Rei
    That's basically a dragon!
[18:55] Rei
    An A-rank would have a hard time
     against just one of them!
[18:58] Rick
    That's true.
[19:00] Rei
    We have to run!
[19:01] Rick
    Yes. Rei-chan, you should
    run as fast as you can.
[19:04] Rei
    What are you doing?
[19:06] Rick
    There's something I want to check.
[19:09] Rei
    What are you talking about?
[19:11] Rei
    No matter now many E- or F-rank people
    we had here, we'd die in an instant!
[19:15] Rick
    You can go ahead and escape.
[19:18] Rei
    In that case, I'm in. I'll fight too!
[19:23] Rick
    There's no need to stay here with me.
[19:25] Rei
    I don't want to leave! It's only temporary,
    but we're in the same party!
[19:28] Rei
    Yamato would... Yamato would
    never abandon his allies!
[19:35] Rick
    Yes, you're right!
[19:37] Rick
    Then, I'll leave the backup to you!
[19:39] Rei
    Got it!
[19:42] Rei
    Fly forth, waves of obstructing magic.
[19:44] Rei
    Level-One Nature Composed Magic...
[19:51] Rick
    Yes! All right! I really am strong!
[19:54] Rei
    Wh-Why did you tell me to run?
[19:58] Rei
    Why did you ask me for backup?
[20:07] guildmaster
    Oh, Rei! Good work yesterday.
     I'm glad you made it back alive.
[20:14] guildmaster
    Why are you staring off like that?
[20:16] Rei
    I'm sorry. Yesterday was a lot.
[20:19] guildmaster
    I thought that might be the case.
[20:22] guildmaster
    When they show up, nothing good ever happens.
[20:26] (Flashback) Rick
    Well, we'll see you around.
[20:27] (Flashback) Alicerette
    Bye-bye!
[20:28] Rei
    What are you doing with that wyvern corpse?
[20:31] (Flashback) Broughston
    Provisions.
[20:33] (Flashback) Alicerette
    We're gonna eat it!
     Ree-chan will cook it for us!
[20:39] Rei
    I didn't know that wyverns
    were meant to be eaten.
[20:42] guildmaster
    Well, they're a special case.
[20:45] guildmaster
    They're members of a party people say
    is the strongest on the continent.
[20:49] guildmaster
    They're all S-rank beasts.
[20:51] Rei
    S-rank?
[20:53] guildmaster
    And you learned your lesson, right?
[20:54] guildmaster
    It's best for people to work
    within their means.
[20:58] Rei
    Do you think I can become S-rank, too?
[21:00] guildmaster
    Weren't you listening to what I said?!
[21:02] Rei
    It was all just too awesome!
    Crazy doesn't begin to cover it!
[21:07] Rei
    All right! First, I'll work
    hard for the next E-rank test!
[21:10] Rei
    With that decided, it's time to train!
[21:14] guildmaster
    Finish your work!
[21:17] Broughston
    One of the Six Jewels, Crimson Blossom.
[21:20] Broughston
    It was deep within their lair.
[21:22] Mizett
    And just as you'd expect, it's got
    proper mad amounts of magic in it.
[21:25] Broughston
    Using the resonance of this magic, we should
    be able to find the remaining Six Jewels.
[21:31] Broughston
    Do it, please.
[21:32] Mizett
    You got it, guv.
[21:33] Alicerette
    Mize-kun, I want to do it!
[21:35] Mizett
    No. You'd blow the whole castle away.
[21:39] Alicerette
    What? Meanie!
[21:41] Mizett
    Ready? Here we go.
[21:44] Mizett
    Level-Six Nature Composed Magic, Earth Mapping!
[21:51] Rick
    That looks like a highly
    developed large city.
[21:54] Broughston
    This terrain is that of Heractopia.
[21:57] Broughston
    Combat arts flourish in that country,
     and they are famous for their colosseum.
[22:07] referee
    End of bout!