E1 - A Bolt from the Blue

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    PLANNING DRAFT
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    ANIMATION BY TROYCA
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    DIRECTED BY SHU WATANABE
[01:12] sign
    SHINOBI NO ITTOKI
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    SHINOBI NO ITTOKI
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    SHINOBI NO ITTOKI
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    SHINOBI NO ITTOKI
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    SHINOBI NO ITTOKI
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    SHINOBI NO ITTOKI
[01:20] sign
    Third Iga Middle School
[01:23] Extra Sign
    Problem: For the function y=-4x^2,
[01:38] sign
    Safety First
[01:41] Tamura
    Teacher!
[01:43] Tamura
    Ittoki is sleeping!
[01:45] Ittoki
    I was not!
[01:46] Extra Sign
    Problem: For the function y=-4x^2, find the rate of change
     over the following values of x: (1) From -5 to -2
[01:46] Teacher
    Slacking off with exams coming up, are we?
[01:49] Ittoki
    I just... saw something outside the window...
[01:52] Teacher
    Well then, Mr. Ittoki Sakuraba...
[01:54] Teacher
    You'll have no problem solving this, will you?
[01:57] Ittoki
    Yeah...
[02:11] Extra Sign
    Problem: For the function y=-4x^2, find the rate of change
     over the following values of x:
    
    (1) From -5 to -2
    
    When x=-5
    
    When x=-2
    
    The rate of change is...
[02:11] Teacher
    You're supposed to get it wrong.
[02:13] Ittoki
    What?!
[02:14] Ittoki
    You're the one who made me do it!
[02:18] sign
    Safety First
[02:22] Tamura
    Ittoki!
[02:23] Tamura
    You'll finally come do karaoke
     with us today, right?
[02:25] Ittoki
    I want to!
[02:27] Ittoki
    But I have lessons, so I can't.
[02:30] Ittoki
    Sorry.
[02:31] Boy 1
    What a killjoy.
[02:33] Boy 2
    Dude, when will you have free time?
     You have lessons like every day.
[02:37] Ittoki
    It bums me out, too. I wanna
     hang out with you guys!
[02:41] Ittoki
    I can't help it.
[02:43] Tamura
    You've always had all these lessons.
    How many is it now?
[02:48] Ittoki
    Well, cram school six times a week
    and gymnastics three times a week,
[02:52] Ittoki
    and swimming and judo on top of that...
[02:54] Ittoki
    I managed to get out of flower
     arrangement and dance.
[02:57] Boy 2
    Huh. That's life in a distinguished
     family for you.
[03:00] Ittoki
    You've got it wrong.
[03:02] Ittoki
    We run one store under
    a government contract.
[03:05] Ittoki
    We're not rich.
[03:06] Boy 1
    Yeah, you certainly don't have
    that aura of money.
[03:10] Boy 2
    So, what do you have today?
[03:12] Ittoki
    Gymnastics and cram school.
[03:14] Tamura
    I feel like you should at least make some
    memories in the last bit of middle school.
[03:19] Ittoki
    The last bit, huh...
[03:22] Ittoki
    You're right...
[03:25] Ittoki
    Count me in!
[03:32] Ittoki
    Count me out...
[03:40] Ittoki
    Kousetsu...
[03:41] Kousetsu
    What?
[03:42] Ittoki
    Wouldn't it be less awkward
     for you to walk next to me?
[03:46] Kousetsu
    I see no reason to do that.
[03:49] Ittoki
    Cold.
[03:50] Kousetsu
    I'm just making sure you don't
    skip your lessons.
[03:53] Kousetsu
    Pay me no mind.
[03:55] Ittoki
    How do you expect me to do that?
[03:57] Kousetsu
    I don't like it, either.
[03:58] Kousetsu
    I'm only doing this because your mom asked.
[04:02] Ittoki
    You know, you don't have to listen
     to other people's moms.
[04:06] Kousetsu
    If we weren't childhood friends,
    I wouldn't have.
[04:09] Ittoki
    How is that a reason?
[04:13] Kousetsu
    Annoying...
[04:14] Ittoki
    What did you just say?
[04:16] Ittoki
    It was hard to hear, so could you
    say it again—with your mask off?
[04:21] Kousetsu
    I don't take orders from you.
[04:31] Coach
    Can I have a minute, Ittoki?
[04:33] Ittoki
    Yes?
[04:34] Coach
    Ittoki, what do you think about formally
    pursuing gymnastics in high school?
[04:38] Ittoki
    Huh?
[04:39] Coach
    You'll be swamped with practice, but I really
     think you can make it at the higher levels.
[04:45] Ittoki
    Um... Well...
[04:48] Coach
    No need to rush. I know you have
     your family to think about, too.
[04:53] Ittoki
    Okay...
[04:55] Coach
    But I want you to think about it,
    since you could definitely go far.
[05:03] Ittoki
    My future path, huh?
[05:08] Ittoki
    Crap, I'll be late to cram school!
[05:14] Ittoki
    A little shortcut!
[05:20] Ittoki
    My bad!
[05:45] Ittoki
    Are you all right?!
[05:47] Ittoki
    I'll call an ambulance right now!
[05:49] Crowd
    What happened?!
[05:49] Crowd
    Are you all right?
[05:56] Middle-Aged Lady
    Like I said...
[05:58] Middle-Aged Lady
    There was a bug in the greens
    I bought from your place!
[06:02] Tokisada
    Ahuh...
[06:04] Middle-Aged Lady
    Don't just say "ahuh"!
[06:05] Tokisada
    Oh...
[06:06] Middle-Aged Lady
    No "oh," either!
[06:08] Middle-Aged Lady
    Have you been listening to a word I've said?
[06:10] Tokisada
    Yeah.
[06:12] Tokisada
    Bugs are good if you deep-fry them!
[06:15] Tokisada
    Ouch.
[06:15] Kozo
    Tokisada! You little...
[06:17] Kozo
    Get over here.
[06:18] Reiha
    We sincerely apologize, ma'am.
[06:22] Kozo
    Tokisada...
[06:24] Tokisada
    Mr. Kozo, isn't it a problem to use
    the merchandise to smack me?
[06:28] Kozo
    I'll save these ones for myself!
[06:30] Kozo
    Ugh, that's not the issue.
[06:32] Tokisada
    Besides, that lady was
    the usual complainer.
[06:35] Kozo
    I know!
[06:36] Kozo
    There are other ways to handle it!
[06:38] Reiha
    I'll go out to the storefront.
[06:40] Kozo
    Manager!
[06:41] Reiha
    It seems Tokisada isn't suited
     to customer interaction.
[06:45] Kozo
    This guy is too much!
[06:47] Reiha
    People are cut out for different things.
[06:51] Reiha
    You can leave for today, but could
     I ask you to pick Ittoki up?
[06:55] Tokisada
    Okay.
[06:56] Tokisada
    No trouble.
[06:58] Reiha
    Make sure to clock out.
[07:02] Tokisada
    Stingy...
[07:05] Ittoki
    Thank you very much!
[07:08] Ittoki
    Thanks for waiting, Uncle!
[07:10] Tokisada
    Ittoki...
[07:12] Tokisada
    Could you get a moped license
     during high school?
[07:15] Ittoki
    I've told you I don't need to be picked up.
[07:17] Tokisada
    Corporate mandate.
[07:19] Tokisada
    It's a bit of a pain in the ass.
[07:21] Ittoki
    Jeez.
[07:26] Tokisada
    You got involved in an accident?
[07:29] Ittoki
    Yeah.
[07:30] Ittoki
    Apparently, both their front tires burst.
[07:32] Tokisada
    Any injuries?
[07:33] Ittoki
    Nope.
[07:36] Ittoki
    What?
[07:37] Tokisada
    And you still go to cram school
     after something like that?
[07:40] Tokisada
    Being a goody-two-shoes sure is rough.
[07:42] Ittoki
    Shut up.
[07:45] Ittoki
    I have to put up with certain things.
[07:52] Yuka
    I'm home!
[07:53] Yuka
    I'll make dinner now.
[07:55] Ittoki
    I'll help.
[08:01] Ittoki
    You were pretty late today.
[08:02] Yuka
    A complaining customer took a bit of my time.
[08:06] Ittoki
    Isn't it tough on you?
[08:08] Ittoki
    Once I start high school, I'll work
    part-time to contribute to expenses.
[08:11] Yuka
    It's fine.
[08:12] Yuka
    We have your father's life insurance.
[08:15] Ittoki
    Then, what if I take fewer lessons?
[08:18] Yuka
    That won't do.
[08:19] Ittoki
    Huh?
[08:19] Ittoki
    I have to continue them in high school, too?
[08:22] Yuka
    There's no reason to quit.
[08:25] Ittoki
    Well, you know... There are a lot
    of things that come with being young...
[08:29] Yuka
    Youth is temporary,
[08:31] Yuka
    but education will last a lifetime.
[08:33] Yuka
    If you work hard now, it'll definitely
     be useful in the future.
[08:37] Ittoki
    Okay.
[08:42] Ittoki
    You don't need to supervise
    me in the morning, right?
[08:45] Kousetsu
    It's a coincidence.
[08:46] Ittoki
    A coincidence that happens basically every day!
[08:49] Kousetsu
    You're too self-conscious.
[08:51] Kousetsu
    Boys in puberty are such a pain.
[08:53] Ittoki
    Puberty has nothing to do with this!
[09:00] Kousetsu
    What is it?
[09:02] Ittoki
    No... It's nothing...
[09:05] sign
    To: Ittoki Sakuraba
[09:07] Ittoki
    No way.
[09:08] Ittoki
    For real?
[09:09] Ittoki
    No way.
[09:11] Ittoki
    This is real?!
[09:22] Tsubaki
    I'm Satomi Tsubaki.
[09:25] Ittoki
    I'm Ittoki Sakuraba...
[09:28] Tsubaki
    I know that!
[09:32] Ittoki
    Oh, of course. Um...
[09:36] Ittoki
    Y-You're a second-year, Tsubaki?
[09:39] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[09:41] Tsubaki
    Um...
[09:42] Tsubaki
    I've been watching you all
    this time, Sakuraba-senpai.
[09:47] Ittoki
    Yes.
[09:48] Tsubaki
    You bring everyone
    together at school events,
[09:51] Tsubaki
    and you liven everyone up,
    like you're the center of the class!
[09:54] Ittoki
    Not at all! They're just messing with me.
[09:57] Tsubaki
    I heard you're really smart, too.
[10:00] Ittoki
    Not at all!
[10:02] Tsubaki
    I saw you yesterday, too,
[10:04] Tsubaki
    when you dodged the truck...
[10:06] Tsubaki
    You were so cool.
[10:09] Ittoki
    Not at all!
[10:10] Tsubaki
    Sakuraba-senpai!
[10:12] Ittoki
    Yes?!
[10:14] Tsubaki
    Will you
[10:16] Tsubaki
    go out with me?
[10:24] Ittoki
    I'm home!
[10:26] Yuka
    Welcome back.
[10:27] Ittoki
    Hey, about next Sunday...
[10:30] Ittoki
    I'm going to a school info seminar,
     so I want to skip gymnastics!
[10:34] Ittoki
    It's fine, right?
[10:36] Yuka
    It's a school thing. What can you do, right?
[10:41] Yuka
    Did you get a girlfriend or something?
[10:42] Ittoki
    Huh?
[10:44] Yuka
    You're like an open book, Ittoki!
[10:48] Yuka
    This is sudden, so you
     didn't initiate, did you?
[10:51] Ittoki
    Well, no.
[10:53] Yuka
    Since she approached you,
    how do you know her?
[10:55] Yuka
    Cram school? Gymnastics? School?
[10:57] Yuka
    Why did you decide to date her?
[10:59] Ittoki
    You're asking a lot of questions.
[10:59] Ittoki
    So many questions.
[11:00] Yuka
    Is she cute? What's she like?
[11:02] Yuka
    I really hope she's a nice girl!
[11:05] Ittoki
    Well, I don't really know her,
     so I'm not sure...
[11:11] Yuka
    Is that so?
[11:12] Ittoki
    Mom!
[11:13] Ittoki
    This has never happened to me before!
[11:16] Ittoki
    Things are finally starting for me!
[11:18] Ittoki
    So, please let me go next Sunday!
[11:22] Yuka
    No.
[11:23] Yuka
    If it's after lessons,
    it'll be too late at night.
[11:27] Yuka
    You shouldn't date her, either.
[11:30] Ittoki
    Huh?
[11:31] Yuka
    Dating someone you've never even talked
     to is insincere to the other person.
[11:35] Ittoki
    That's a bit old-fashioned...
[11:39] Yuka
    Your mother does not approve.
[11:44] Ittoki
    Whatever.
[11:50] sign
    I'm really looking forward to Sunday.♥♥
[12:01] Ittoki
    Thanks, Uncle!
[12:04] Ittoki
    I owe you one!
[12:09] sign
    Iga Station
[12:12] Ittoki
    Tsubaki!
[12:14] Ittoki
    Sorry I'm late!
[12:15] Tsubaki
    It's fine.
[12:16] Tsubaki
    I just got here as well.
[12:18] Ittoki
    So, where do you want to go?
[12:21] Ittoki
    Yikes... I don't know what I'm doing.
[12:24] Ittoki
    Sorry, um...
[12:25] Tsubaki
    Um!
[12:27] Tsubaki
    If you're okay with it,
[12:30] Tsubaki
    would you like to come over to my place?
[12:33] Ittoki
    No way!
[12:34] sign
    Tsubaki
[12:35] Ittoki
    For real?
[12:36] Ittoki
    This is real?!
[12:42] Ittoki
    So this is a girl's room...
[12:45] Tsubaki
    Senpai!
[12:46] Tsubaki
    Is tea all right?
[12:46] Ittoki
    Yes! It's fine!
[12:58] Ittoki
    So, what do you want to do? Watch TV?
[13:02] Ittoki
    Do you want to play rock-paper-scissors?!
[13:06] Ittoki
    Hey...
[13:07] Ittoki
    Tsubaki?
[13:14] Ittoki
    Wha—
[13:17] Tsubaki
    Sakuraba-senpai...
[13:22] Ittoki
    What are you doing?!
[13:23] Ittoki
    Wait, is this real life?
[13:25] Ittoki
    No, never mind! Put your clothes back on!
[13:27] Tsubaki
    Senpai...
[13:37] Ittoki
    Um...
[13:40] Tsubaki
    You don't want to?
[13:43] Ittoki
    It's not that I don't, but...
[13:48] Tsubaki
    I like you!
[13:51] Tsubaki
    Senpai!
[13:58] Ittoki
    I'm sorry!
[13:59] Ittoki
    I'm not mentally prepared for this!
[14:01] Ittoki
    We basically just met!
[14:02] Ittoki
    And there are a lot of things
    we should worry about...
[14:05] Ittoki
    I got it! Is this a prank?
[14:08] Ittoki
    I bet someone is going to come
    out from down here and scream,
[14:11] Ittoki
    "You got pranked—"
[14:16] Ittoki
    Wha—
[14:20] Tsubaki
    I see.
[14:21] Tsubaki
    You're really sharp.
[14:24] Ittoki
    Tsubaki?
[14:26] Ittoki
    What is this?
[14:28] Ittoki
    What kind of prank is this?
[14:29] Tsubaki
    Ittoki Sakuraba!
[14:31] Tsubaki
    Die!
[14:41] Ittoki
    Kousetsu?!
[14:48] Kousetsu
    Jump and run away!
[14:55] Ittoki
    What?!
[14:56] Ittoki
    Somebody...
[14:57] Ittoki
    Somebody help me!
[14:58] Reiha
    Calm down, Young Master.
[15:01] Ittoki
    Ms. Reiha?
[15:02] Reiha
    Are you all right?
[15:03] Ittoki
    Yeah...
[15:04] Kozo
    We're sorry about this, Young Master.
[15:06] Ittoki
    Even you, Mr. Kozo?
[15:08] Kozo
    Our ineptitude resulted in you
    having a scary experience.
[15:13] Ittoki
    What about Kousetsu?!
[15:14] Kozo
    She'll be fine, Young Master.
[15:15] Kozo
    We'll be taking you to a safe place now.
[15:18] Kozo
    For now, please trust us—
[15:21] Kozo
    Young Master!
[15:22] Kozo
    Things are going
    to get unexpectedly rough!
[15:24] Kozo
    Please put on your seat belt
     and hold on tight.
[15:42] Reiha
    Are you alright, Young Master?
[15:44] Reiha
    Wake up, Young Master!
[15:48] Reiha
    Young Master.
[15:49] Reiha
    Leave it to us here and head back toward town!
[15:52] Reiha
    Stay where there are lots of people!
[15:53] Reiha
    Hurry!
[15:57] Ittoki
    How did it end up like this?
[16:07] Ittoki
    "Where there are a lot of people..."
[16:10] Ittoki
    There's no one here!
[16:12] Ittoki
    Where am I?
[16:27] Officer
    Hey, you!
[16:28] Officer
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[16:30] Ittoki
    Officer! Perfect timing!
[16:32] Ittoki
    I went to a friend's house and was
     attacked by a suspicious person!
[16:36] Ittoki
    Then I got kicked off the balcony,
     an acquaintance kidnapped me,
[16:40] Ittoki
    The car crashed and I ran,
    and now there's a blackout!
[16:43] Officer
    Okay, okay.
[16:44] Officer
    Calm down.
[16:45] Ittoki
    I'm telling the truth!
[16:47] Officer
    Yeah.
[16:48] Officer
    The power's out in this area temporarily
    while a transformer's being installed.
[16:52] Officer
    You hadn't heard?
[16:53] Ittoki
    Is that what it is?
[16:55] Ittoki
    I'm not familiar with this area, so...
[16:57] Ittoki
    But I'm so glad...
[16:58] Ittoki
    I found a person—
[17:40] Tokisada
    Ittoki!
[17:41] Tokisada
    How was your date?
[17:43] Tokisada
    Were you able to at least kiss her?
[17:45] Ittoki
    Uncle...
[17:47] Koga Ninja 1
    The Demi-god...
[17:48] Koga Ninja 2
    ...Tokisada
[17:51] Tokisada
    What a bother.
[17:53] Tokisada
    If I don't get paid overtime for the
     guy playing dead over there too,
[17:57] Tokisada
    this job won't be worth it.
[18:04] Tokisada
    Ittoki...
[18:05] Tokisada
    Sorry I kept you waiting.
[18:06] Koga Ninja 1
    He's fast.
[18:07] Koga Ninja 2
    When did he—
[18:10] Tokisada
    Well, then...
[18:18] Tokisada
    It's time to work.
[18:23] Tokisada
    Ittoki!
[18:24] Tokisada
    Wake up!
[18:25] Ittoki
    Uncle?!
[18:26] Ittoki
    What happened? Who were those guys?!
[18:29] Ittoki
    Why was I attacked?
[18:32] Ittoki
    Huh?
[18:33] Ittoki
    A dream?
[18:34] Tokisada
    Just get out of the car.
[18:35] Tokisada
    We're here.
[18:36] Ittoki
    Huh?
[18:39] Ittoki
    Where are we?
[18:40] Tokisada
    Your family home.
[18:42] Ittoki
    What?
[18:42] Tokisada
    I'm going to park the car around the back.
[18:45] Tokisada
    Go on ahead.
[18:46] Tokisada
    I'll leave it to you, Kousetsu.
[18:50] Ittoki
    My family home?
[18:52] sign
    Sakuraba
[18:52] Ittoki
    Wha—
[18:53] Ittoki
    Wha—
[18:55] Ittoki
    What?!
[18:57] Reiha
    The Village Chief is here.
[19:12] Ittoki
    M-Mom?!
[19:14] Yuka
    Call me "Chief" here.
[19:16] ---
    Huh?
[19:17] Yuka
    Listen carefully, Ittoki.
[19:21] Yuka
    We are shinobi of the Iga village.
[19:26] ---
    Shinobi?
[19:28] ---
    Ninjas?!
[19:29] Yuka
    That's right.
[19:30] Ittoki
    Ninjas?!
[19:31] Ittoki
    Ninjas?
[19:33] Ittoki
    There's no way.
[19:34] Ittoki
    You're the boss at a service area, right?
[19:38] Yuka
    That is merely the face we show to the world.
[19:42] Ittoki
    I never thought I'd hear
    someone say that in real life.
[19:45] Yuka
    Ninjas, who came into being
     few hundred years ago,
[19:49] Yuka
    have survived to the present day
     under various guises.
[19:52] Yuka
    There are still a handful of
    villages around the country.
[19:55] Yuka
    Their members have regular jobs,
    and blend into society.
[20:00] Ittoki
    And that's the service area?
[20:03] Yuka
    Correct.
[20:03] Yuka
    Ninjas must follow strict rules.
[20:06] Yuka
    and by following those rules,
    we avoid inter-village quarrels.
[20:10] Yuka
    For the past few decades,
    we have maintained a balance.
[20:14] Yuka
    Of late, however, the Koga village has
    been trying to destroy that balance.
[20:20] Ittoki
    Koga?
[20:23] Yuka
    Of the numerous villages that exist,
    the Koga ninja wield the most power,
[20:28] Yuka
    armed with tremendous wealth
    and modern ninjutsu.
[20:31] Yuka
    We found out that they are scheming
    to take over our village, the Iga village.
[20:37] Yuka
    This means that the ones who attacked
    you were working for the Koga.
[20:42] Ittoki
    Huh?
[20:43] Ittoki
    Why?
[20:44] Ittoki
    Huh?
[20:45] Yuka
    The reason they were after your life...
[20:48] Yuka
    is...
[20:50] Yuka
    ...because you are the 19th legitimate
    successor to the storied Iga ninja lineage!
[20:59] Ittoki
    W-What?!
[21:00] Yuka
    The reason I raised you strictly
    was all for this moment.
[21:05] Yuka
    Ittoki!
[21:07] Yuka
    Become a ninja!
[21:12] sign
    EPISODE 1: A BOLT FROM THE BLUE
[21:13] Ittoki
    I can't.
[22:46] Koga Ninja
    Salute the Acting
    Village Chief, Kidou!
[22:53] Kidou
    Wounds of the body eventually heal.
[22:57] Kidou
    However, wounds of the heart will
    continue to ache into eternity.
[23:03] Kidou
    We will continue to suffer the pain
     of losing our village chief, Kishinmaru.
[23:10] Kidou
    They will be made to pay for it.
[23:14] Kidou
    Pain will be repaid with pain.
[23:19] Kidou
    We will avenge Kishinmaru.
[23:21] Kidou
    Vengeance against the Iga ninjas!
[23:26] Yuka
    Irreversible.
[23:28] Yuka
    Binding.
[23:31] Yuka
    Such is the nature of making a choice.
[23:34] Yuka
    Next time, on Shinobi no Ittoki episode 2:
[23:38] Yuka
    "Merciless Choices."