E7 - An Ebon Trial

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[00:10] Saburo
    I want you all to come at me
    like you're trying to kill me.
[00:13] Saburo
    Meanwhile, I'll be trying
    to squish some maggots.
[00:23] ---
    Well, if you don't mind...
[00:25] ---
    Then go to hell, you piece of crap!
[00:40] Saburo
    Damn it.
[00:45] Saburo
    None of you guys...
[00:47] Saburo
    will eat today!
SIGN    An Ebon Trial
[02:24] Saburo
    Look lively, you maggots!
[02:27] Magoc
    And so our training continued.
[02:30] Saburo
    Stop dragging your feet!
[02:32] Deku
    Yeowch!
[02:35] Mago
    Wanting to be stronger than anyone else...
[02:39] Mago
    Wanting to save someone else...
[02:43] Mago
    Wanting to protect someone else...
[02:50] Mago
    Wanting to catch up to someone else...
[02:54] Mago
    497! 498!
[02:58] Mago
    499...
[03:00] Mago
    500!
[03:03] Saburo
    Another 500!
[03:06] Mago
    We were all desperate to get stronger!
[03:14] Deku
    I feel alive again...
[03:17] Deku
    So good!
[03:19] Hotaru
    It really does feel like
    being brought back to life!
[03:22] Tsuru
    It does.
[03:25] Mago
    There's gotta be something
    else to this, right?
[03:29] Mago
    Considering whose idea it was.
[03:36] Mago
    Maybe he beats the crap of anyone who
    lets their guard down in the hot spring?
[03:40] Deku
    Or he'll make us run around
     the mountain naked?
[03:44] Hotaru
    Or maybe abandon us
    naked in the mountains?!
[03:47] Tsuru
    Seems possible.
[03:50] Saburo
    You idiots need to quit being so paranoid.
[03:53] Saburo
    This is part of your training, too.
[03:56] Deku
    It is?
[03:58] Saburo
    Ryumyaku passes through water from the
    hot springs as it comes to the surface,
[04:03] Saburo
    which means bathing in the springs
    is a perfect way of training
[04:07] Saburo
    to draw in the dragon's power.
[04:11] Hotaru
    So this is training, too.
[04:17] Deku
    This is kinda new, though, right?
[04:21] Deku
    When we were in the village,
    we never all bathed together, did we?
[04:25] Hotaru
    Come to think of it, we didn't.
[04:27] Deku
    I kinda like it.
    Feels like we're a real team.
[04:39] Deku
    What's up, Magoichi?
[04:42] Mago
    Well... I was just wondering what
    Hototogisu and Ageha are up to.
[04:47] Deku
    Well, Hototogisu said he was gonna guide the
    people of the village to somewhere safe,
[04:52] Deku
    but Ageha...
[04:56] Mago
    What was that?!
[04:59] Ageha
    You know a girl is gorgeous
    if she looks good wet...
[05:02] Ageha
    And I do!
[05:03] Deku/Mago
    Ageha!
[05:05] Hotaru
    Ageha! You survived!
[05:08] Ageha
    As you can see, I'm doing just fine,
    in spite of getting into a few tight spots...
[05:11] Ageha
    And no dirty jokes, now.
[05:13] Deku
    That was lame...
[05:16] Tsuru
    Dressed in the bath...
[05:23] Ageha
    I was pretty lonely, since Mago-mago
    never showed up to get me.
[05:28] Mago
    Mago-mago?
[05:30] Kuro
    Great, the pain in the ass is here...
[05:33] Ageha
    You all seem to be having a great time!
[05:36] Ageha
    I want in on the action.
[05:38] Ageha
    And I don't mean that in a dirty way.
[05:41] Ageha
    Since we're all here,
    let's drink and party like we used to!
[05:45] Ageha
    You must have missed me, right?
[05:48] Ageha
    And isn't this the first time we've
    all been in a hot spring together?
[05:52] Ageha
    Oh, I'm embarrassed all of a sudden.
[05:54] Ageha
    Y'know, they say you get drunk
    faster drinking after a hot bath.
[05:58] Ageha
    But it's been so long, what's the harm?
[06:01] Ageha
    What? Is there something on my face?
[06:03] Deku/Mago
    Oh, crap!
[06:04] Ageha
    Oh, come on you guys, what could it... Huh?
[06:09] Saburo
    Listen, you...
[06:12] Saburo
    If you're gonna get in the water...
[06:14] Ageha
    Nooo—
[06:15] Saburo
    Then strip first!
[06:24] Saburo
    483, 484,
[06:28] Saburo
    485, 486,
[06:32] Saburo
    487, 488...
[06:34] Ageha
    Have you guys seriously
    been doing this every day?
[06:36] Saburo
    489...
[06:37] Deku
    Stupid! Stop talking!
[06:42] Saburo
    That's another 500.
[06:46] Kuro
    You asshole! Are you serious?!
[06:50] Mago
    Ageha...
[06:51] Ageha
    Wait, hang on. Was that my fault?
[06:54] Saburo
    That's another 1,000!
[07:03] Ageha
    You've gotta be kidding me...
[07:20] Saburo
    Okay, it's time to check and
    see how much you've improved.
[07:26] Ageha
    When you say check, do you mean...
[07:28] Deku
    You're unarmed!
[07:30] Tsuru
    You think you can take us empty-handed?
[07:34] Kuro
    He thinks he's hot stuff.
[07:36] Mago
    No... it's not that.
[07:39] Kuro
    Okay... this is real combat, right?
[07:42] Kuro
    That means no complaining,
    even if we kill you!
[07:46] Saburo
    That's a big "if."
[07:52] Kuro
    Die!
[07:53] Saburo
    Seriously... You never learn, do you?
[07:57] ---
    What?
[07:59] Kuro
    Damn... it... all...
[08:04] Saburo
    What's wrong?
[08:06] Saburo
    You scared?! I can come after you instead!
[08:10] Mago
    Saburo is trying to teach us something...
[08:20] Deku
    Black Tortoise—
[08:23] ---
    
[08:27] Mago
    It's no good. We're not coordinated at all.
[08:31] Mago
    Wait, is that it?
[08:33] Mago
    If I took command, and capitalized on the
    individual Saika members' strengths...
[08:40] Mago
    But do I even have the right?
[08:45] (Flashback) Lucio
    Hermano... I'm going to show you hell.
[08:50] (Flashback) Lucio
    The kind of hell that'll make you
    regret the days you've spent living
[08:54] (Flashback) Lucio
    like some kind of peon.
[08:57] Mago
    I can't waste time worrying over it.
[08:59] Mago
    I have to get it done!
[09:02] Mago
    Deku—
[09:08] Saburo
    Too bad. Show's over!
[09:20] Mago
    Please!
[09:21] Deku
    What brought that on?
[09:24] Mago
    I need your help.
[09:26] Tsuru
    What exactly are you talking about?
[09:30] Mago
    Until now, we've been fighting
    people much weaker than us,
[09:35] Mago
    that we could beat on an individual basis.
[09:39] Mago
    But... Saburo and the conquistadors...
[09:43] Mago
    We can't beat them one-on-one.
[09:47] Kuro
    What are you trying to say?
[09:50] Mago
    I've got a plan.
[09:52] Mago
    If it works, we can beat Saburo.
[09:58] Kuro
    And? You expect us to work with you?
    Where the hell do you get off?
[10:04] Mago
    Doesn't it bother you?
[10:06] Mago
    Getting your ass kicked every day?
     Getting mocked non-stop?
[10:12] Mago
    Are you gonna let him get away with it?
[10:16] Kuro
    Hell no, I'm not!
[10:18] Mago
    In that case...
[10:20] Mago
    Let's get payback.
[10:27] Deku
    I'm in. If it means letting him have it,
     I'll do whatever it takes.
[10:33] Hotaru
    Me, too. I wanna clobber that old guy!
[10:36] Ageha
    I like my men strong, but something
    about him isn't my type.
[10:42] Tsuru
    If you've got a plan, let's hear it.
[10:45] Mago
    Guys...
[10:47] Kuro
    This is a one-time deal. I'll hear
    your plan out, just this once.
[10:51] Kuro
    But...
[10:53] Kuro
    If it doesn't work, you're dead!
[10:57] Mago
    Fine.
[11:06] Saburo
    What's wrong, maggots?
    You look worn out already.
[11:13] Saburo
    Time to find out what they
    were doing behind my back.
[11:20] Saburo
    A month has almost passed. If you
    can't even land a single blow on me,
[11:26] Saburo
    sooner or later you'll all
    be killed by the conquistadors.
[11:30] Saburo
    In that case, I figure it's my
    duty to spare you that indignity.
[11:35] Saburo
    So come at me like your
    lives depend on it, Saika.
[11:39] Deku
    Magoichi!
[11:43] Mago
    Scatter!
[11:45] Deku
    Kurohyo!
[11:46] Kuro
    Yeah!
[11:51] Saburo
    Trying to overwhelm me with firepower, huh?
[11:54] Saburo
    Not good enough, though!
[12:01] ---
    First Secret Sword: Blazing Counter!
[12:14] (Flashback) Mago
    First, Deku and Kurohyo will start shooting
    together in order to set things off.
[12:19] Saburo
    I see. Focus my attention in front,
    and then from behind...
[12:25] Hotaru
    Shifting Spirit Turtle,
    Second Dance: Water Prison!
[12:34] Hotaru
    Tsuru-nii!
[12:37] Saburo
    It's lacking bite,
    but their teamwork isn't shabby.
[12:42] Tsuru
    What?!
[12:46] (Flashback) Mago
    Next, Tsuru-san and Hotarubi
    will launch a surprise attack,
[12:49] (Flashback) Mago
    but I get the feeling he'll see it coming.
[12:52] (Flashback) Hotaru
    What do we do, then?
[12:54] (Flashback) Mago
    I need you two to keep him
    occupied for as long as you can.
[13:01] Saburo
    Something's off. Why aren't
    the others attacking?
[13:11] Saburo
    Something's mixed in with
    the smoke from the guns...
[13:14] (Flashback) Ageha
    What about me, Mago-mago? What do I do?
[13:17] (Flashback) Mago
    I want you to have him seeing illusions
    with Vermilion Bird Bedeviler, Ageha.
[13:22] (Flashback) Mago
    If you mix it in with the gunsmoke,
     even he won't notice.
[13:29] Ageha
    Is it just me, or am I stuck with the dull part?
[13:32] Saburo
    Illusions, huh?
[13:35] Saburo
    Not bad at all.
[13:37] (Flashback) Mago
    And I'll be the one who brings him down.
[13:40] (Flashback) Kuro
    Why the hell is it you?
[13:42] (Flashback) Tsuru
    He's the right choice.
[13:45] (Flashback) Tsuru
    Even distracted by illusions, Saburo-dono
    can still sense killing intent.
[13:49] (Flashback) Tsuru
    The only one who can strike faster than
    he'll be able to react is Magoichi.
[13:58] (Flashback) Mago
    Thanks, Tsuru-san!
[14:00] (Flashback) Tsuru
    I was just stating the facts.
[14:01] (Flashback) Kuro
    So what do we do if you screw up?
[14:05] (Flashback) Mago
    If that happens...
[14:11] Mago
    All right, Kirin Slayer, let's do this.
[14:29] Mago
    I've got him!
[14:34] Saburo
    Nice try. But you need a lot more
    practice to pull one over on me.
[14:40] Mago
    No way!
[14:41] Mago
    He cut himself?!
[14:56] Mago
    Is it thanks to the training?
    I feel a lot lighter on my feet.
[15:05] Mago
    The speed and power behind my
    strikes are nothing like before!
[15:15] Mago
    Maybe I can do this!
[15:16] Mago
    Kirin Slayer!
[15:19] Saburo
    Second Secret Sword...
[15:25] Mago
    Thunder Fall!
[15:27] Saburo
    Inferno Twister!
[15:50] Saburo
    You pass.
[15:56] Deku
    Then, that means...
[15:58] Saburo
    You guys win.
[16:01] Deku
    All right!
[16:03] Hotaru
    We did it!
[16:06] Ageha
    All thanks to me.
[16:08] Kuro
    You didn't do shit.
[16:14] Deku
    Hey, Saburo, we won, so we get
    some kind of reward, right?!
[16:19] Hotaru
    Yeah! Since we won,
    you've gotta give us something!
[16:24] Ageha
    You were acting awfully
    high and mighty before.
[16:29] Mago
    You told us to fight like our lives
    depended on it, and then lost.
[16:33] Saburo
    You punks...
[16:36] Tsuru
    A loss is a loss.
[16:38] Kuro
    All right, asshole, let me slug you one!
[16:41] Saburo
    Don't get too full of yourselves, dammit!
[16:50] Saburo
    Where do maggots like you
    get off talking back at me?!
[16:53] Saburo
    You wanna get squished?!
[16:54] Deku
    No. Sorry, sir.
[16:56] Saburo
    What are you?!
[16:58] Tsuru
    A maggot, sir.
[16:59] Saburo
    That's right!
[17:00] Saburo
    You're all maggots!
[17:04] Deku/Mago
    He's still a tyrant!
[17:07] Saburo
    All right, maggots, let's get a move on!
[17:10] Saburo
    Your training isn't over yet!
[17:14] Saburo
    If you can't keep up,
    you don't get any dinner!
[17:17] Deku/Mago
    You gotta be kidding...
[17:18] Saburo
    Come on. Let's go!
[17:23] Hotaru
    I swear, I can't eat another bite...
[17:26] Mago
    When was the last time we ate this much?
[17:29] Deku
    I'm stuffed...
[17:30] Hotaru
    So happy...
[17:33] Ageha
    Here you are.
[17:38] Tsuru
    So, Ageha...
[17:41] Ageha
    Yes?
[17:43] Tsuru
    What were doing after you left the village?
[17:46] Ageha
    Don't be such a boor, Tsuru-chan.
[17:48] Ageha
    I had my own affairs to take
    care of. You know how it is.
[17:53] Tsuru
    I see.
[17:55] Ageha
    What are you going to do now?
[17:57] Ageha
    Will you be returning to the Saika?
[18:00] Hotaru
    Can't eat another bite...
[18:11] Saburo
    The moon is huge tonight.
[18:14] Saburo
    It goes well with the drinks.
[18:18] Tsuru
    I wanted to give you my thanks, Saburo-dono.
[18:20] ---
    Huh?
[18:21] Tsuru
    You've been playing the
    villain this entire time
[18:24] Tsuru
    to help with our training.
[18:27] Saburo
    It wasn't anything that clever.
[18:30] Saburo
    But I need you lot if this nation
    has any hope of surviving.
[18:35] Saburo
    We don't really have any choice but to
    work together and slay some demons.
[19:00] Kuro
    Damn it!
[19:08] Tsuru
    What happened to Ageha?
[19:10] Hotaru
    Huh? Was just there, a second ago...
[19:17] Saburo
    Hey.
[19:19] Mago
    That hurt! What's the big idea?!
[19:21] Saburo
    Come with me. We've got something
    important to talk about.
[19:24] Mago
    What is it?
[19:26] Saburo
    It involves your family.
[19:57] Lucio
    Ageha...
[19:59] Lucio
    There's no turning back for you.
[21:35] Sato
    Magoichi and
[21:36] Spi
    Deku's
[21:37] Both
    Casual Kishu Travelogue!
SIGN    Magoichi Deku Casual Kishu Travelogue!
[21:41] Both
    Yeah!
[21:42] Deku
    For this segment
[21:42] Sign
    Deku & Magoichi's Casual Kishu Travelogue: Satou Taiki and Spi
     travel areas in Kishu and Wakayama with connections to the Saika!
[21:44] Deku
    we're gonna be checking out locations
    that have connections to Rusted Armors!
[21:47] Deku
    I wonder what kinda trip
     this is gonna be.
[21:50] Spi
    Today we're visiting the
    Kokonoe-Saika Sake Brewery.
SIGN    Kokonoe-Saika
[21:54] Sato
    So, what exactly do
     they make here?
SIGN    Magoichi Taiki Satou
[21:55] Spi
    Get this... it's a type of Japanese
    sake called "Saika Magoichi."
SIGN    Sato Deku
[21:59] Sato
    That's my name!
SIGN    Casual Memo: Kokonoe-Saika
SIGN    This brewery makes red vinegar and alcohol, priding itself on its specially-selected ingredients whose quality is further improved in production.
[22:01] Deku
    Kokonoe-Saika has been a popular
    brewery since the Meiji era,
[22:05] Deku
    with their carefully sourced rice
    and water from the Ki River.
[22:09] Deku
    Can't wait to try some!
[22:12] Spi
    So today, we're going to have
    a tasting of Saika Magoichi.
SIGN    A tasting of the Japanese sake "Saika Magoichi!"
[22:16] Sato
    We get to drink?
[22:17] Spi
    Well, it's really
    just a tasting.
SIGN    Tasting the Japanese Sake "Saika Magoichi"
    From Kokonoe-Saika
SIGN    It's a tasting!
[22:19] Sato
    Right.
SIGN    Magoichi Deku Casual Kishu Travelogue!
SIGN    The President of Kokonoe-Saika
SIGN    Saika Toshimitsu
[22:21] Deku
    The president of the brewery is
    a legit descendant of the Saika,
SIGN    Tasting the Japanese Sake "Saika Magoichi" From Kokonoe-Saika
[22:25] Deku
    and he's offering us a selection
    that includes daiginjo,
SIGN    Daiginjo (Special brew) Junmai Daiginjo (Pure rice special brew) Tobin-dori (Special bottled selection)
[22:28] Deku
    junmai daiginjo,
    and tobin-dori varieties!
[22:32] Sato
    Thank you for the drink.
SIGN    First Cup Daiginjo (Special Brew)
SIGN    Saika Magoichi (Daiginjo)
[22:39] Sato
    That's tasty!
[22:42] Sato
    I haven't had
    sake in a while!
SIGN    What does he normally drink? Lemon sours?!
[22:44] Sato
    The mouth-feel
     is wonderful!
SIGN    Second Cup Junmai Daiginjo (Pure Rice, Special Brew)
[22:51] Sato
    After I drank it, I got this...
SIGN    Saika Magoichi (Junmai Daiginjo)
[22:53] Sato
    You can really smell the
    original aroma of the rice.
[22:57] Spi
    On to the next one.
SIGN    Third Cup Tobin-dori (Specially bottled selection)
[23:02] Sato
    This tastes totally different!
SIGN    Saika Magoichi (Tobin-dori)
[23:04] Sato
    It's amazing... it has an
     incredible mouth-feel,
[23:07] Sato
    and a kind of
    fruitiness, maybe?
[23:09] Sato
    It's definitely not like
    any sake I've had before.
SIGN    Taiki prefers tobin-dori!
[23:13] Sato
    Tasty.
SIGN    Magoichi Deku Casual Kishu Travelogue!
[23:16] Spi
    That was fantastic!
SIGN    Tasting the Japanese Sake "Saika Magoichi" From Kokonoe-Saika
[23:17] Sato
    Yes, it was.
[23:18] Sato
    It's so good that you end
    up just gulping it down.
[23:20] Spi
    Which can be dangerous!
[23:21] Sato
    It can be!
[23:22] Sato
    If you get too drunk.
[23:22] Spi
    You don't want that.
[23:23] Sato
    Let's buy some Saika
    wine and head home.
[23:25] Spi
    How many bottles
    are we talking here?
[23:28] Sato
    100,000 bottles!
[23:29] Sato
    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    How generous!
[23:30] Sato
    We're gonna party!
[23:31] Sato
    We're gonna drink!
[23:31] Sato
    We're gonna dance!
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Next time: A Faint-Pink Prayer