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E2 - Chapter Two - Hitagi Rendezvous

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[00:09] Koyomi
    I truly love Hitagi Senjyogahara.
[00:11] Koyomi
    I can say so without shame.
[00:14] Koyomi
    However, to think that I would actually feel
    about someone else in this manner...
[00:20] Koyomi
    ...was something that would never
    cross my mind a year ago.
[00:24] Koyomi
    To love someone else...
    was something I feared.
[00:29] Koyomi
    Then why was I so cowardly about
    loving someone like that?
[00:38] Koyomi
    That is a simple, straightforward story.
    It was just a self-preservation instinct.
[00:44] Koyomi
    I loved who I was,
    and I was afraid of losing that.
[00:47] Koyomi
    I was scared of changing.
[00:49] Koyomi
    I was scared of being changed.
[00:56] Koyomi
    If I don't abandon the
    foundation of narcissism,
[00:59] Koyomi
    I can't possibly love anyone
    other than myself.
[01:04] Koyomi
    For this one point, perhaps Hitagi
    Senjyogahara feels more strongly about it than I do.
[01:10] Koyomi
    And, I think that's perfectly fine.
[01:13] Koyomi
    Her affection is... probably...
[01:15] Koyomi
    ...too heavy a burden to
    point just at herself.
[01:18] Koyomi
    It's just about right when
    she shares it with me.
[01:21] Koyomi
    After imagining that far, I had a thought.
[01:24] Koyomi
    I truly love Hitagi Senjyogahara.
[01:27] Koyomi
    And I can say so without
    shame... but in return,
[01:31] Koyomi
    from some point, perhaps I
    have lost my narcissism.
[01:35] Koyomi
    Sure enough, am I able to love
    myself just like I love her?
[01:41] Koyomi
    If that is not the case...
[01:45] Koyomi
    I am as good as dead as a human.
SIGN    Part One
SIGN    March 13th
[01:55] Hitagi
    We're going on a date.
[01:58] Hitagi
    That's not it. That's not how it goes.
[02:00] Koyomi
    N-Not it?
[02:02] Hitagi
    Well, it's been quite a while since the last
    time I had a proper appearance like this,
[02:05] Hitagi
    so I've forgotten what
    my character is like.
[02:10] Hitagi
    Date me.
[02:14] Koyomi
    I-Isn't your character straying
    off course, Senjyogahara-san?
[02:17] Hitagi
    Tomorrow. Let us use the day called
    tomorrow to its full potential,
[02:21] Hitagi
    and go on a date worth six
    months' time, Araragi-kun.
[02:23] Hitagi
    Do you understand what I am talking about?
[02:27] Koyomi
    No, unfortunately, not at all...
[02:29] ---
    Recording
[02:30] Hitagi
    Then, I will explain it to you, much
    like the supplementary audio channel.
[02:35] Hitagi
    First off, thank you for all
    the hard work, Araragi-kun.
[02:37] ---
    Araragi
[02:38] Hitagi
    You gave so much effort until today, so
    even if it doesn't lead to good results,
[02:42] Hitagi
    you shouldn't feel ashamed.
[02:44] Hitagi
    You have already completed your mission.
[02:46] Koyomi
    Can you stop moving along on the
    premise that I don't get accepted?
[02:49] Koyomi
    That's not kindness, but consolation.
[02:51] Koyomi
    Don't set up foreshadowing for consolation.
    I haven't said anything yet.
[02:55] Koyomi
    It's not over until the results are out.
[02:57] Hitagi
    No, it is already over.
[02:59] Hitagi
    Your battle ended right here.
[03:05] Hitagi
    And so...
[03:06] Hitagi
    I have been voluntarily refraining
    from dates for the past
[03:09] Hitagi
    six months or so, and want to resume them.
[03:11] Hitagi
    That is what I am desiring, Araragi-kun.
[03:15] Hitagi
    I will use all the points I
    have saved up until now.
[03:17] Hitagi
    Strangely enough, tomorrow is
    March 14th, White Day.
[03:21] Hitagi
    It is an anniversary perfectly
    suited for a date.
[03:25] Hitagi
    You just thought how you hated
    anniversaries right now, didn't you?
SIGN    How did that come across even when I'm silent?
SIGN    Can telepathy really be this one-sided?
[03:34] Hitagi
    Our graduation ceremony is the day
    after tomorrow, Araragi-kun.
SIGN    Monday, March 13th
[03:37] Hitagi
    In other words, the way we are now,
[03:39] Hitagi
    we will end our blossoming days in
    high school with hardly any dates.
SIGN    Naoetsu High
[03:43] Hitagi
    Isn't that just too sad a thing?
[03:45] Koyomi
    Well, if you put it that way...
[03:48] Hitagi
    That's why.
[03:49] Hitagi
    We are going to go on enough
    dates for the past six months'
[03:51] Hitagi
    worth in one fell swoop
    tomorrow, Araragi-kun.
[03:53] Hitagi
    In other words, it's the
    abridged "digest" version.
[03:55] Hitagi
    We are going to execute the highlight
    reel of our high school life.
[03:58] Koyomi
    Highlight reel...?
SIGN    The main portion doesn't even exist - how are you going to create a digest version of it?
[04:01] Hitagi
    I've already got the scoop
    on you, Araragi-kun.
[04:04] Koyomi
    Eh?
[04:05] Hitagi
    Araragi-kun, your body somehow
    has recovered, so I hear?
[04:09] Koyomi
    Oh, well...
[04:11] Hitagi
    So for you, Araragi-kun,
    all your pending issues,
[04:13] Hitagi
    both the entrance exams and your
    physical body, are done, yes?
[04:16] Hitagi
    It means that they have come
    to a conclusion, right?
[04:19] Hitagi
    Then, there should be no reason why you
    should hesitate in going out on a date with me.
[04:23] Hitagi
    If there's any time to resolve the status
    of lacking dates, that time is now.
[04:27] Koyomi
    Status of lacking dates?
[04:30] Hitagi
    And so, you should go on a
    date with me, Araragi-kun.
[04:37] Koyomi
    I get it, Senjyogahara.
[04:39] Koyomi
    It'll be more of the wrap-up ending
    than a highlight reel...
[04:41] Koyomi
    Let's use the day tomorrow to its fullest,
    and go on six months' worth of dates.
[04:45] Hitagi
    Oh, I'm sorry. The full day is a bit much...
[04:49] Hitagi
    I have something I need
    to do in the evening.
[04:51] Koyomi
    Eh?
[04:52] Hitagi
    So, it's more like early in the morning
    until late afternoon, or something like that.
[05:00] Hitagi
    It's fine. All plans are already in here.
SIGN    I'd be lying if I said that...
SIGN    ...I didn't feel a vague sense of anxiety.
[05:07] Koyomi
    Roger, roger... Araragi, roger that.
[05:09] Koyomi
    By the way, what's this that you
    need to do in the evening?
[05:14] Hitagi
    See, tomorrow is White Day, right?
[05:17] Hitagi
    So I'm going out to dinner
    with Father in the evening.
[05:24] Yotsugi
    Date? Tomorrow?
[05:26] Yotsugi
    Come on now, you should tell me
    these things a bit earlier.
[05:29] Yotsugi
    It's a bit rushed.
[05:30] Yotsugi
    I have my own circumstances, too.
[05:33] Yotsugi
    But well, it can't be helped.
[05:35] Yotsugi
    This is for Devilish Big Brother's
    sake. I'll somehow make some time.
[05:38] Koyomi
    Wait, why are you speaking on the
    premise that you are tagging along?
[05:41] Koyomi
    What kind of position are you taking?
[05:45] Yotsugi
    What is it?
[05:46] Yotsugi
    Devilish Big Brother. Big
    Demo-ther for short.
[05:49] Yotsugi
    You are staring at my face.
[05:51] Yotsugi
    Is there anything stuck (tsuku) on my
    face? After all, I'm a Tsukumo-gami.
[05:55] Koyomi
    Well, hold on a second.
[05:56] Koyomi
    Ononoki-chan, I have a serious topic
    to talk about. You have a moment?
[05:59] Yotsugi
    I am always serious. I have never had any
    conversation that was not serious.
[06:03] Yotsugi
    Being serious (majime) got so bad that they
    called me Grapevine Stretch (manji-gatame).
[06:08] Yotsugi
    I see.
[06:10] Koyomi
    Come on. You don't feel anything after
    hearing tales of Tadatsuru, one of your creators?
[06:15] Koyomi
    He told me to send you his regards.
[06:17] Yotsugi
    Not really. I told you, right?
[06:20] Yotsugi
    Don't ask me to harbor
    such humanly emotions.
[06:23] Yotsugi
    Even if he was dead to begin with, even if he's
    immortal in some way, even if he's a living doll,
[06:28] Yotsugi
    that doesn't change the implications
    of what I have done.
[06:31] Yotsugi
    Not for the implications
    on you, Big Demo-ther.
[06:34] Yotsugi
    However, there are other
    important matters for me.
SIGN    I can't keep from speaking about her master, Kagenui-san.
[06:38] Yotsugi
    Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade
    has fully revived.
[06:44] Yotsugi
    Let's hear the details about that.
[06:47] Yotsugi
    That is something that directly
    relates to my own safety.
[06:54] Yotsugi
    I had thought she was a young
    girl that were some dregs,
[06:56] Yotsugi
    so I've been merciless with the insults.
[06:59] Yotsugi
    But, if she is back to her complete self, I
    have to alter that attitude drastically.
[07:05] Yotsugi
    Big Demo-ther.
[07:06] Yotsugi
    Can you teach me how to speak politely?
[07:07] ---
    Black Scene
[07:09] Yotsugi
    Is Heart-under-blade-sama taking a drink
    (kikoshi-mesu) within that shadow?
[07:12] Koyomi
    You're using the phrase
    "kikoshi-mesu" wrong.
SIGN    I'm guessing that the intended question was whether or not she was lurking inside the shadow.
[07:17] Koyomi
    No, she's not here.
[07:21] Koyomi
    Shinobu is with Gaen-san
    together with Hachikuji.
[07:25] Koyomi
    A meeting, or rather, a discussion,
    about what to do from here on.
[07:28] Yotsugi
    "What to do from here on"
    arouses my interest.
[07:31] Yotsugi
    After all, Big Demo-ther, you finally were
    able to return to being a normal guy.
[07:35] Yotsugi
    What, are you still going to
    do something from here on?
[07:38] Yotsugi
    Even if it is exactly what Gaen-san wants?
[07:40] Koyomi
    Well, concerning that case, I don't
    think I gave a clear answer...
[07:45] Koyomi
    Besides, there's the bit
    about Kagenui-san, too.
SIGN    Yoduru Kagenui
SIGN    And—Meme Oshino. Where are they now?
[07:51] Yotsugi
    If it's about Big Brother Oshino, isn't he
    just leading his usual wandering lifestyle?
[07:57] Koyomi
    We've gone this far to search for him, but
    he's still nowhere to be found, you know?
[08:01] Koyomi
    Even the Hanekawa is searching,
    and can't find him, right?
SIGN    Yeah. The girl that doesn't run everything...
SIGN    No, that doesn't know everything.
[08:05] Yotsugi
    It's not like that person is a professional
    at finding people or anything.
[08:09] Yotsugi
    Well, I have no intent on meddling
    in how you think, Big Demo-ther.
[08:13] Yotsugi
    By the way, in the case of Big Sister,
[08:15] Yotsugi
    I deduce that she went on a trip to
    perfect her martial arts skills.
[08:18] Koyomi
    But Ononoki-chan, what will you do if
    Kagenui-san is gone like this and never returns?
[08:23] Koyomi
    What happens if Kagenui-san
    doesn't come to pick you up?
[08:25] Yotsugi
    In that case...
[08:27] Yotsugi
    I guess I'd have to be
    in this house forever.
[08:29] Yotsugi
    Of course, Big Demo-ther, if you
    get married and leave this house,
[08:32] Yotsugi
    I'll tag along to wherever you go.
[08:34] Koyomi
    Don't be putting up some
    preposterous plan for your life.
[08:36] Koyomi
    What do you mean, "of course (touzen)"?
[08:38] Yotsugi
    Would it have been better to say
    "astonishingly (gakuzen)"?
[08:40] Yotsugi
    But still, Big Demo-ther, watching over you is
    the task that I am currently assigned to do.
[08:45] Yotsugi
    Until I am relieved of that, I can't
    possibly separate myself from you.
[08:48] Yotsugi
    In other words...
[08:49] Yotsugi
    If Big Sister is gone like
    this and never returns,
[08:52] Yotsugi
    Big Demo-ther, you and I will
    be in an eternal fellowship.
[08:55] Koyomi
    Eternal...
SIGN    Back to the main story
[08:57] Yotsugi
    By the way, Big Demo-ther.
[09:00] Yotsugi
    By the way, by the way, Big Demo-ther.
[09:02] Yotsugi
    How in the world did those
    college entrance exams go?
[09:04] Koyomi
    Well, I did what I could. You did take
    care of me, so thank you for that.
[09:09] Yotsugi
    You're welcome.
[09:10] Yotsugi
    Were the results being announced after the
    graduation ceremony, or beforehand?
[09:13] Koyomi
    After.
[09:15] Yotsugi
    Hmm, then it may be a good idea to
    have the date sooner than later.
[09:19] Yotsugi
    After all, it'd be hard to go out
    after one of the two gets rejected.
[09:24] Koyomi
    I would like to think Senjyogahara didn't set
    the date to be tomorrow from such an intent...
[09:34] Tsukihi
    Big Brother!
[09:35] Tsukihi
    You took one of the plushies from
    my room again, didn't you!?
[09:38] Tsukihi
    Oh!
[09:40] Tsukihi
    Here it is! Just as I thought!
[09:41] Tsukihi
    Geez, stop it already. Don't enter
    my room without permission!
[09:44] Tsukihi
    You have it lying on your bed and stuff.
[09:46] Tsukihi
    You weren't using it for weird things
    or anything, were you, Big Brother?
[09:49] Tsukihi
    This is my precious plushie.
[09:51] Koyomi
    No, it wouldn't even be exaggerating
    if I said I was entertaining it...
[09:55] Tsukihi
    I'm not the type that has a
    lot of plushies and stuff.
[09:59] Tsukihi
    But for some reason, I feel sympathy
    for this particular plushie.
[10:03] Tsukihi
    That's why I've told you again and
    again that you can't take it out!
[10:07] Koyomi
    Sympathy, huh?
[10:09] Tsukihi
    Big Brother, you were home.
[10:11] Tsukihi
    Now that entrance exams are over,
    you can play as much as you want!
[10:15] Tsukihi
    Big Brother is going to be in
    college from next month, huh?
[10:18] Tsukihi
    That's cause for celebration! I'll
    prepare for a celebration!
[10:21] Tsukihi
    Tonight, we'll gather all the neighborhood
    middle school girls, and have a party!
[10:24] Koyomi
    So optimistic...
[10:25] Koyomi
    Hm... That's not a bad proposal,
[10:28] Koyomi
    but unfortunately, I already have
    an appointment for tomorrow.
[10:30] Koyomi
    But, if it's sometime this month,
    I can manage to make some time.
[10:34] Tsukihi
    Oh, Big Brother, you've gained
    some composure now.
[10:38] Tsukihi
    Until a short while ago,
[10:39] Tsukihi
    when your little sister invited you to go
    play, you just punched her on the spot.
[10:43] Koyomi
    Was I that raging a big brother?
[10:45] Tsukihi
    Then, we'll say sometime this month.
[10:47] Koyomi
    Yeah. I'll leave you to do the planning.
[10:50] Tsukihi
    I see, but Big Brother's going on a date
    with Senjyogahara-san tomorrow, huh.
[10:55] Tsukihi
    I'm jealous that you're so lovey-dovey..
[10:57] Tsukihi
    I've been dating Rousokuzawa-kun for so
    long that we've basically settled down.
[11:02] Tsukihi
    Or rather, he invited me to go
    out somewhere for White Day...
[11:04] Tsukihi
    ...but for some reason or
    another, I declined.
[11:07] Koyomi
    Wait, huh? Did I tell you that my prior
    appointment was with Senjyogahara?
[11:12] Tsukihi
    I can tell even if you didn't tell me.
[11:14] Tsukihi
    A prior appointment on March 14th means that
    it's with a lover, or with Einstein.
[11:19] Koyomi
    If it was with Einstein, that
    would be a huge deal!
[11:24] Koyomi
    Well, you're right.
[11:25] Tsukihi
    All right, then tomorrow I'll
    go visit Nadeko-chan.
[11:31] Tsukihi
    She got released from the hospital, but
    she's still resting up back at home.
[11:35] Tsukihi
    Apparently, she'll start going
    to school in the new term.
[11:38] Tsukihi
    I'm sure she's lonely if she's
    cooped up all alone in the house,
[11:40] Tsukihi
    so I should go over and be really rowdy!
[11:43] Koyomi
    You're going there pretty often.
[11:46] Koyomi
    To be honest, it's unexpected.
[11:47] Koyomi
    Even if you said you were friends,
[11:49] Koyomi
    you and Sengoku didn't give me an image
    that you were that good friends.
[11:53] Tsukihi
    That's not true. We're
    totally best friends!
[11:58] Tsukihi
    She told me a secret the other day, too.
[12:01] Koyomi
    A secret? What's that?
[12:03] Tsukihi
    It's a secret, so of course
    I won't tell you.
[12:06] Koyomi
    Eh?
[12:08] Tsukihi
    Now, now... Leave Nadeko-chan to me,
[12:11] Tsukihi
    and Big Brother, you can just go
    lovey-dovey with Senjyogahara-san!
SIGN    March 14th
SIGN    Naoetsu
SIGN    Judging from the plates,
SIGN    it's a rental car.
SIGN    201
[12:30] ---
    Black Scene
[12:34] Hitagi
    Welcome to a wonderful today.
[12:37] Hitagi
    I tried to be conscious of
    the old Hanekawa-san.
[12:40] Koyomi
    Your sense of friendship
    is a bit too big a burden...
[12:43] Hitagi
    Even for you, Araragi-kun,
[12:45] Hitagi
    doesn't it make you happier if I got myself
    closer to what Hanekawa-san is like?
[12:50] Koyomi
    That's another heavy statement there...
[12:52] Hitagi
    Now, let's go. I have to
    be back here by 7:00PM.
[12:57] Hitagi
    I can't be late for my appointment with
    Father, so we have to hurry things a bit..
[13:01] Hitagi
    We don't have a moment to spare!
[13:03] Koyomi
    Um, can you not have your dinner with
     your father tonight be your main event for today?
[13:08] Koyomi
    It's okay if it's the main event for you,
[13:09] Koyomi
    but please don't bring it to words.
[13:12] Hitagi
    Heh.
[13:13] Hitagi
    Then, why don't you quiet
    me down with a kiss?
[13:20] Hitagi
    Now, go into the passenger seat.
[13:23] Koyomi
    Eh?
[13:25] Koyomi
    Eeh?
[13:26] Koyomi
    Eeeeehh?
[13:28] Koyomi
    Waitgahara-san,
[13:29] Koyomi
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[13:31] Koyomi
    Perhaps it may be, but can it be that
    you're driving the car today!?
[13:37] Koyomi
    You're going to be controlling
    the steering wheel?
[13:39] Koyomi
    Hitagi Drivergahara!?
[13:42] Hitagi
    Ta-dee-dah!
SIGN    Name: Hitagi Senjyogahara
SIGN    Valid Until August 7th
[13:45] Hitagi
    Hehe, were you surprised?
[13:47] Hitagi
    Araragi-kun, while you were feverishly
    studying for entrance exams,
[13:50] Hitagi
    I was also studying hard for the exam
    to obtain a driver's license, too.
[13:56] Hitagi
    Got it on the first shot.
[13:59] Koyomi
    Y-Y-You know your school rules!?
[14:02] Koyomi
    Not only would acceptance to a college
    by recommendation be cancelled,
[14:05] Koyomi
    this level of barbarism will cast
    shadows on graduation, too.
[14:08] Koyomi
    In the first place, Senjyogahara,
    why did you do such a thing?
[14:12] Hitagi
    I mean, I didn't have to go
    to school for the third term,
[14:15] Hitagi
    so I was bored, so bored,
    that I couldn't help it.
SIGN    An idle brain is the devil's shop.
[14:19] Hitagi
    Besides, see? Araragi-kun, you probably wouldn't
     be able to obtain a driver's license,
[14:22] ---
    so I thought I'd get ahead.
[14:27] Hitagi
    Well, in the end that turned out to be
    unnecessary anxiety for me, it seems.
[14:32] ---
    Photo Booth
[14:32] Koyomi
    Until yesterday, one symptom of the physical
    advancement of my vampiric nature...
[14:36] Koyomi
    ...caused me to not show
    up in photographs.
SIGN    Test #
[14:40] Koyomi
    That means I would not be able to have
    a driver's license issued to me...
SIGN    Name: Koyomi Araragi
[14:44] Koyomi
    And so for that aspect, Senjyogahara was
    being attentive in her own way, I guess.
[14:49] Koyomi
    When I think about it that way, it was
    misconduct that was hard for me to scold her for.
[14:53] ---
    Black Scene
[14:53] Koyomi
    No, wait, that just can't be.
[14:55] Koyomi
    Don't think that I'd get
    moved by emotions.
[14:58] Koyomi
    I won't be moved by affection, either.
[15:02] Koyomi
    If you become unable to graduate, that
    would mean you had the wrong priorities.
[15:05] Hitagi
    If that happens, I'll break
    up with you, Araragi-kun,
[15:07] Hitagi
    and be chummy with Kanbaru,
    so I'll be fine.
[15:10] Koyomi
    Don't nonchalantly say that
    you'll break up with me.
[15:12] Koyomi
    And Kanbaru would surely get
    slightly bewildered by that,
[15:14] Koyomi
    if she ends up in the same class as you.
[15:17] Hitagi
    I think she'd rejoice
    in a carefree manner.
[15:22] Koyomi
    It seems like I'm the one
    that has to compromise.
[15:26] Hitagi
    Araragi-kun, you're the one that needs
    to remember to fasten your seatbelt.
[15:31] Koyomi
    Yeah, I know...
[15:33] Koyomi
    I don't have enough courage to ride with someone
    who just got their license without a seatbelt.
[15:37] Koyomi
    Normally I'm called a raging bull,
    but for today, I'm a chicken.
SIGN    BABY ON BOARD
[15:41] Koyomi
    If possible, I'd even like
    to be in a child-seat.
[15:46] Koyomi
    So, where is our destination?
[15:49] Hitagi
    The planetarium.
[15:52] Koyomi
    Planetarium?
[15:54] Hitagi
    Yes. Planetarium.
[16:23] Hitagi
    Oh, by the way, Araragi-kun.
[16:25] Hitagi
    I received a phone call from
    Hanekawa-san last night.
[16:27] Koyomi
    Eh? Really?
[16:29] Hitagi
    Yes. It was something about somehow being
    able to make it back for graduation.
[16:33] Koyomi
    I see...
[16:37] Koyomi
    It feels like I haven't seen Hanekawa
    in quite a long time now.
[16:43] Koyomi
    What? That means that she called
    you, but she didn't call me?
[16:49] Hitagi
    Right.
[16:50] Hitagi
    I wonder why Hanekawa-san
    didn't call Araragi-kun.
[16:54] Hitagi
    Perhaps it was because I told her
    that I'll tell you for her.
[16:59] Koyomi
    No other reason can be thought of!
SIGN    "Tsubasa Hanekawa-sama, The weather has been warming up lately. How have you been doing? I have acknowledged your intent to attend the Naoetsu High School Graduation Ceremony on 3/14. I am very pleased that we will be able to share in the joy of that day together. (Excised) Note that I will tell all parties involved, particularly Koyomi Araragi, about this, so no need to worry. (Excised) So Please do not contact Koyomi Araragi yourself. Thank you. PS: Please do not called Araragi-kun Directly"
[17:01] Hitagi
    Specifically, it might be because I asked
    her to not call you, Araragi-kun.
[17:05] Koyomi
    You went that far? You said something that
    specific? Why did you do such a thing?
SIGN    Petition
SIGN    Petition
SIGN    Petition
[17:11] Hitagi
    Oh, that's right. I had been given a message
    by Hanekawa-san to convey to you.
[17:15] Koyomi
    Convey?
SIGN    That's some mysterious polite talk.
[17:17] Hitagi
    She said she found Oshino-san.
[17:20] Koyomi
    Hmm...
[17:21] Koyomi
    Huh!?
[17:25] Koyomi
    Seriously?
[17:26] Hitagi
    Seriously.
[17:27] Hitagi
    Well, to be precise, the story was that she
    found out where Oshino-san was hiding...
[17:32] Hitagi
    Though, I don't remember it too well.
[17:34] Koyomi
    I beg of you, please remember.
    Give it everything you got.
[17:39] Hitagi
    Though, she said after many deductions,
[17:41] Hitagi
    Oshino-san's possible whereabouts were
    narrowed down to two locations.
[17:45] Koyomi
    Two locations?
[17:46] Hitagi
    Yes. I wasn't interested so I didn't ask about the
    details. But that's definitely what she had said.
[17:52] Hitagi
    I wonder what it was.
[17:56] Hitagi
    She said it was the reverse.
[17:58] Koyomi
    Reverse?
[17:59] Hitagi
    Yes. That her approach was the reverse.
[18:02] Koyomi
    Reverse? What does that mean?
[18:05] Hitagi
    She was making remarks such as
    "This is a pen" or something.
[18:08] Koyomi
    Making remarks?
[18:10] Koyomi
    "This is a pen"?
SIGN    There is much to think about,
SIGN    and I'm still worried,
SIGN    but it seems there's nothing I can do in my current state.
[18:17] Koyomi
    What other stuff did you
    talk about with Hanekawa?
[18:20] Koyomi
    Did she say anything other
    than the bit about Oshino?
[18:22] Hitagi
    Let's see. I consulted with her
    about my plans for today's date.
[18:26] Hitagi
    I'll confess.
[18:28] Hitagi
    Actually, it was Hanekawa-san's
    idea that it would be good
[18:30] Hitagi
    to first head over to a planetarium.
[18:32] Koyomi
    Is that so?
[18:34] Hitagi
    Personally, a planetarium is a place
    where I frequently go to begin with.
[18:38] Hitagi
    So, for me, it doesn't feel like
    much of a special event.
[18:42] Hitagi
    But, it's rather stylish to go
    together with you, Araragi-kun.
[18:46] Koyomi
    Hmm... But, that said, wouldn't it be a date
    that's lacking in amusement for you?
[18:52] Hitagi
    Well, when I go to a planetarium,
    it's not for leisure,
[18:56] Hitagi
    and the side about learning
    something tends to kick in...
[18:59] Hitagi
    Once in a while, I'd like to head into seeing
    artificial stars without mentally preparing to do so.
[19:03] Hitagi
    It's not a case where I lack enthusiasm,
    either. So, rest assured in that aspect as well.
[19:07] Koyomi
    The side about learning
    something? Oh, I see.
[19:11] Koyomi
    You were rather acrobatic for
    being a student at our school...
[19:15] Koyomi
    in selecting geoscience for
    your science elective.
SIGN    I must say, I don't even know what people study in the field of geoscience...
SIGN    For Senjyogahara, who cherishes memories of going to the observatory with her family when she was young,
SIGN    it seems that she has special emotions invested into celestial bodies after all.
[19:24] Koyomi
    I want to know something.
[19:26] Koyomi
    Senjyogahara, what do you
    study in geoscience?
[19:29] Koyomi
    It's not like you simply learn all
    about celestial bodies, right?
[19:33] Hitagi
    To be precise, it's an abbreviated
    form of "earth sciences".
SIGN    Earth Sciences
[19:37] Hitagi
    In other words, we mainly learn about
    Earth as a celestial body, I guess.
[19:41] Hitagi
    I can't help it that my fascination points
    towards the entire universe, though.
[19:46] Hitagi
    Someday, I'd like to draw the perfect space
    map, and be dubbed Tadataka Inou the Second.
[19:51] Hitagi
    That's my dream.
[19:52] Koyomi
    Tadataka Inou the Second...
[19:55] Hitagi
    That is what I want to do in college.
SIGN    This is the first I've heard of this.
SIGN    But my girlfriend is striving to become an astronaut...
SIGN    Is that for real?
[20:00] Koyomi
    More like, what's a space
    map? Such a thing exists?
[20:05] Hitagi
    Most of space is a vacuum,
    and galaxies, groups of stars,
[20:09] Hitagi
    are sporadically placed in it.
[20:12] Hitagi
    Probability-wise, it seems like stars are
    dispersed equally within the vacuum,
[20:17] Hitagi
    but in reality nothing like that happens.
[20:19] Hitagi
    The stars clump up, and exist
    terribly out of balance.
[20:22] Hitagi
    Drawing that into a diagram
    is a space map.
[20:26] Hitagi
    Perhaps stars are like people,
    and easily feels loneliness.
[20:33] Koyomi
    You talk like this is a lesson,
[20:34] Koyomi
    but I've never seen an actual space map, so
    it just doesn't click with me at all...
[20:39] Hitagi
    By the way, a space map is not a square like
    a map of the world, or a map of Japan.
[20:45] Hitagi
    It's in the shape of a hand fan (ougi).
[20:49] Koyomi
    Ougi...
[20:50] Koyomi
    To that word, I... don't react.
SIGN    Part Two
[21:07] Ougi
    Yes, yes, hello there, Araragi-senpai.
[21:11] Ougi
    This is Ougi Oshino.
[21:12] Ougi
    Now today, we will be studying
    about constellations.
[21:17] Koyomi
    I realized right away
    that this was a dream.
[21:23] Ougi
    For Araragi-senpai, who lives in Japan, the
    constellations in the southern skies may be difficult.
[21:29] Ougi
    Though my rival, Hanekawa-senpai, may perhaps
    be looking at them now from around Australia.
[21:36] Ougi
    No, but really,
[21:37] Ougi
    the southern hemisphere has many unfamiliar
    constellations, so it is amusing.
[21:42] Ougi
    There is Chameleon over that way.
[21:45] Ougi
    There's also Pictor (easel) and Vela (sail).
[21:48] Ougi
    There's even a constellation
    called Hydrus (water snake).
SIGN    Water Snake
SIGN    Snake—with a "water" radical
[21:52] Ougi
    I guess it's what we would call
    the Hydra (sea snake).
[21:56] Ougi
    Surely you know of this one, the Hydra?
[21:59] Ougi
    It's the biggest of the 88 constellations.
[22:03] Ougi
    Though, it's difficult to determine how the
    size of a constellation is measured.
[22:11] Ougi
    When you think of it three-dimensionally,
    it pretty much falls apart.
[22:14] Ougi
    However, the presence
    that this Hydra has...
[22:18] Ougi
    ...reminds one of Kiss-shot
    Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade.
[22:25] Ougi
    They call the creature
    in Hydra a "sea snake",
[22:28] Ougi
    but it actually points to
    the legendary hydras.
[22:32] Ougi
    Do you know what a hydra is?
[22:33] Ougi
    It's not an exaggeration
    to say it's immortal.
[22:36] Ougi
    It's a monster that keeps regenerating
    no matter how much you cut off.
[22:40] Ougi
    The one that defeats that hydra is
    the famous, courageous Heracles.
[22:47] Ougi
    You probably cannot defeat Kiss-shot
    Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade with this method,
[22:53] Ougi
    but he chopped the nine heads
    of the hydra one by one,
[22:56] Ougi
    and burnt the cut sections shut with a
    flame to prevent them from regenerating.
[23:02] Ougi
    As a side note, during this fight
    between Heracles and the hydra,
[23:06] Ougi
    the crab from Cancer sided with the
    hydra and attacked Heracles.
[23:12] Ougi
    It used its big claws you know
    of to cut at Heracles.
[23:16] Ougi
    Its attitude of challenging a giant
    enemy with a small weapon is,
[23:19] Ougi
    in fact, Senjyogahara-senpai herself.
[23:22] Ougi
    When you awaken, please tell
    Senjyogahara-senpai about this episode,
[23:27] Ougi
    so that you can be well-liked.
[23:30] Ougi
    Serpens, the one that isn't Hydra,
[23:33] Ougi
    is also a symbol of immortality,
    though not as much as the hydra.
[23:38] Ougi
    After all, Serpens has a special
    characteristic that you can say
[23:42] Ougi
    is unique among all 88
    constellations in the sky.
[23:46] Ougi
    Do you know what it is, Araragi-senpai?
SIGN    I don't know.
[23:51] Koyomi
    Does Ougi-chan know what it is?
[23:54] Ougi
    I don't know anything.
[23:56] Ougi
    It's what you know, Araragi-senpai.
[24:02] Ougi
    In reality, you should know what it is.
[24:05] Ougi
    See, like this.
[24:07] Ougi
    Serpens is the only constellation that exists
    split up into the eastern and western parts.
[24:12] Ougi
    As a snake... It has been chopped up.
[24:15] Ougi
    This clearly shows immortality.
[24:18] Ougi
    It's still alive despite its
    body chopped in half.
SIGN    Well, Araragi-senpai, you seem to have your body chopped into half rather often as well.
[24:23] Ougi
    Actually, in the gap where it is split up, a
    different constellation has been drawn in.
[24:30] Ougi
    I'm sure you know of it, Araragi-senpai,
    but it's Ophiuchus (snake charmer).
[24:35] Ougi
    The picture depicts the snake charmer
    holding the upper and lower halves...
[24:38] Ougi
    ...of the snake's body with his left
    and right arms, respectively.
[24:43] Koyomi
    If I recall, that snake charmer was
    Asklepios, dubbed the sage physician?
SIGN    Sage physician
[24:49] Ougi
    That's right. Nothing less from you,
    Araragi-senpai. You really have extensive knowledge.
[24:54] Ougi
    Asklepios' medical skills were
    honed remarkably quickly,
[24:57] Ougi
    and it got to a point where he
    could even resurrect the dead.
[25:02] Ougi
    However, that was going too far.
[25:05] Ougi
    Going too far. Against the rules.
[25:07] Ougi
    I guess you could say it went
    against the logic of the world.
[25:10] Ougi
    Bringing forth anger of Hades
    the god of the underworld,
[25:12] Ougi
    Asklepios was struck by lightning
    and literally sent to heaven.
[25:18] Ougi
    Well, bringing a person back to life -- to
    mass-produce immortals -- is quite the sin.
[25:25] Ougi
    Yotsugi Ononoki-chan is also among those
    who were resurrected after death, but...
SIGN    Tadatsuru Teori
[25:32] Ougi
    All parties responsible for
     her resurrection faced retaliation...
SIGN    Yoduru Kagenui
SIGN    Meme Oshino
SIGN    Deishu Kaiki
[25:38] Ougi
    ...and had curses placed
    upon their bodies.
SIGN    Hm? What's this about?
SIGN    Curses?
[25:42] Ougi
    If that's the case, what's
    going to happen?
[25:44] Ougi
    What kind of penalty will Gaen-san pay in the
    future for reviving Araragi-senpai from hell?
SIGN    Izuko Gaen
[25:52] Ougi
    Ha-hah...
[25:54] Koyomi
    Ougi-chan, if you're going to sit
    down, sit on my left side.
[25:56] Ougi
    Hmm? Why is that?
[25:59] Koyomi
    That's Senjyogahara's seat.
[26:02] Ougi
    My oh my, that is not a cheap seat.
[26:05] Ougi
    Well, please don't worry.
[26:07] Ougi
    I have never had any intentions of taking
    over the throne of the main heroine.
[26:11] Ougi
    I wouldn't mind striving to be a
    "little sister" character...
[26:16] Ougi
    But, Karen-chan aside, I wouldn't want
    to compete against Tsukihi-chan.
[26:22] Koyomi
    She is... Her true identity is...
[26:28] Koyomi
    Tadatsuru Teori said it.
[26:30] Koyomi
    He told me at the bottom of hell.
[26:33] Koyomi
    He mentioned the name of the client who
    requested him to exterminate me and Shinobu...
[26:39] Ougi
    Araragi-senpai. What do you
    think is the right thing?
SIGN    Oh no, you don't have to think too seriously about it.
[26:45] Ougi
    It is difficult to be
    doing the right thing.
[26:48] Ougi
    It is especially difficult to
    do "just the right thing."
[26:53] Ougi
    If you try to do the right thing, you
    end up also having to do attachments,
[26:57] Ougi
    wrong things or things that are not right.
[27:01] Ougi
    So that's why, Araragi-senpai.
SIGN    To win, there is an absolute need to lose somewhere along the way.
[27:04] Ougi
    As long as you are being the right self,
    you should not be doing the right thing.
[27:09] Ougi
    In the end, if a mistake always accompanies
    you when you try to do the right thing,
[27:13] Ougi
    and if that's the case...
[27:15] Ougi
    In the end it all balances out to zero.
[27:19] Ougi
    Therefore, the way of life that Kagenui-san
    and the Fire Sisters practice
[27:24] Ougi
    is something they claim to be justice.
[27:27] Ougi
    But, it is not necessarily
    "doing the right thing."
[27:30] Ougi
    To stay the right selves, they
    do not do the right thing,
SIGN    MISTAKES
[27:35] Ougi
    but correct mistakes...
SIGN    INJUSTICE
[27:36] Ougi
    ... and correct injustice. That is
    the way of life they choose.
SIGN    EXAMINE (tadasu)
[27:40] Ougi
    Examine (tadasu)...
[27:41] Ougi
    ...or Inquire a question (toi-tadasu),
    I guess you could say.
SIGN    INQUIRE (tadasu)
[27:44] Ougi
    In other words, your foe's foe is not your
    ally, but by becoming a foe against evil,
[27:50] Ougi
    by becoming the antonym to evil, you
    assign yourself justice, so to say.
[27:55] Ougi
    And I am also one that seeks the type
    of "right" that corrects mistakes.
[28:05] Ougi
    It is my role to eject those
    that have broken the rules.
SIGN    TO SCATTER (kakusan)
[28:09] Koyomi
    Broken the rules...
SIGN    TO DISPERSE (musan)
[28:10] Koyomi
    ...ejection.
[28:12] Ougi
    Araragi-senpai, the program
    is about to end.
[28:16] Ougi
    It's better for you to
    wake up now, isn't it?
[28:20] Ougi
    You should at least continue to enjoy
[28:22] Ougi
    the rest of your date with the
    person you're in love with.
[28:26] Ougi
    But, since you have the
    chance, Araragi-senpai...
[28:29] Ougi
    Please think about the answer to
    the question of what you think
[28:32] Ougi
    is the right thing when you
    have to kill some time.
[28:34] Ougi
    Let's talk about it again when
    I see you in real life.
SIGN    Yeah, I got it.
SIGN    If I still remember when I wake up.
[28:40] Koyomi
    But really, what in the world
    is your true identity?
[28:43] Ougi
    That too will be discussed
    the next time I see you.
[28:48] Ougi
    But well, if I were to force myself to
    say what I can say at this moment...
[28:52] Ougi
    I am...
[28:54] Ougi
    ...the principles of the universe.
[28:56] Koyomi
    Space map...
[28:58] Koyomi
    ...in the shape of a hand fan (ougi).
[28:59] Koyomi
    Pitch black vacuum...
    and unbalanced galaxies.
[29:03] Ougi
    Don't think about this too hard, either.
[29:06] Ougi
    Now that you came back from hell, and returned
    to being completely human, Araragi-senpai...
[29:10] Ougi
    Surprisingly enough, I may no longer have to be
    concerned with you anymore... if things go well.
[29:17] Ougi
    So, please.
[29:18] Ougi
    I beg of you, don't get suckered
    into Gaen-san's slick talk.
[29:22] Ougi
    Concerning Kiss-shot Acerola-orion
    Heart-under-blade now in her complete form,
[29:27] Ougi
    or Mayoi Hachikuji who has,
     after resting in peace, returned again,
[29:30] Ougi
    got lost again, within this world...
[29:33] Ougi
    This time, I expect, from
    the bottom of my heart,
[29:36] Ougi
    that you'll make the right
    decision to forsake them...
[29:40] Ougi
    Araragi-senpai.
SIGN    I woke up.
SIGN    I woke up?
[29:52] Koyomi
    Senjyogahara....
[29:58] Hitagi
    I'm not asleep.
[30:00] Hitagi
    I'm not asleep at all.
[30:02] Hitagi
    I'm not asleep at all. I was just
    thinking with my eyes shut.
[30:08] Hitagi
    I'm sorry. I was actually asleep.
[30:11] Koyomi
    It's fine. I was asleep for a bit, too.
[30:15] Hitagi
    I see. I guess it means
    we were both tired?
[30:20] Hitagi
    I guess it was too hasty to go on a date
    after we only decided on it yesterday.
[30:27] Koyomi
    So, what kind of plans did
    you have after this?
[30:32] Hitagi
    We're going to learn the state-of-the-art
    science at the adjoining science museum.
[30:36] Hitagi
    After doing a tour of the science
    museum, we'll have lunch.
[30:39] Hitagi
    The plan was to study during the morning,
[30:40] ---
    Floor Map
[30:41] Hitagi
    so I have mainly leisurely activities
    planned for the afternoon.
[30:44] Hitagi
    We'll go out to the city by car, and
    spend the first half bowling.
[30:47] Hitagi
    After a bit of tea time, we'll spend
    the second half singing karaoke.
[30:50] Koyomi
    Oh...
[30:51] Hitagi
    Araragi-kun, what's your
    high score in bowling?
[30:54] Koyomi
    Well, I'm a novice at bowling altogether,
    like I don't think I've ever played before.
[30:59] Hitagi
    Got it. There will be a
    penalty on the loser.
[31:02] Koyomi
    Don't set up a penalty after it came
    to light that I'm a novice!
[31:05] Hitagi
    The loser must swear absolute
    obedience to the winner.
[31:10] Koyomi
    That's a really harsh penalty!
[31:46] Hitagi
    Dammit... To think that Araragi-kun
    would actually lie to me...
[31:50] Hitagi
    You're not a novice at all.
SIGN    KOYOKOYO
SIGN    HITAGI
[31:54] Koyomi
    From about the first frame
    till about the fifth frame,
SIGN    HITAGI
SIGN    KOYOKOYO
[32:01] Koyomi
    she showed amazing skill.
SIGN    HITAGI
SIGN    KOYOKOYO
[32:05] Koyomi
    However, starting at the sixth
    frame, her playing...
SIGN    HITAGI
SIGN    KOYOKOYO
SIGN    LIMITS OF ACTIVITY
SIGN    HITAGI
SIGN    KOYOKOYO
[32:10] Koyomi
    ...suddenly changed.
    Completely changed...
[32:15] Koyomi
    Right.
[32:16] Koyomi
    Senjyogahara was exhausted.
[32:19] Koyomi
    Seems that her arm went numb.
SIGN    KOYOKOYO
SIGN    HITAGI
[32:23] Hitagi
    Fine. I will admit defeat.
[32:26] Hitagi
    You can order me to do anything.
[32:29] Hitagi
    So, I wonder what kind of lewd
    request will you make of me?
[32:33] Hitagi
    My anticipation only heightens.
[32:36] Koyomi
    Just for reference, if you
    had won, Senjyogahara,
[32:39] Koyomi
    what kind of request were
    you going to make?
[32:41] Hitagi
    I was going to make a lewd
    request, of course!
[32:48] Koyomi
    I struck a deal with something like, "Then
    let's walk arm-in-arm until our tea time."
[32:55] Hitagi
    Hmm... To think that you were having an adventure of
    that sort on the actual day of the entrance exams.
[33:00] Hitagi
    It's unexpected, but it's so
    fitting for you, Araragi-kun...
[33:03] Hitagi
    Though, I have to ask, what in
    the world were you doing?
[33:07] Hitagi
    it's unclear exactly what Gaen-san
    is fighting against...
[33:10] Hitagi
    But perhaps you, Araragi-kun, are
    the opponent of that battle.
[33:17] Hitagi
    No, it's more of a hunch than any meaning.
[33:20] Hitagi
    Compared to your stance, Araragi-kun, where you
    can only see what is right in front of your eyes,
[33:23] Hitagi
    that macroscopic stance Gaen-san takes would
    clash no matter how you look at it.
[33:28] Hitagi
    Clash... or oppose, if you want
    a slightly harsher term.
[33:35] Hitagi
    We'll duke it out for two hours, and
    the one who loses in total points...
SIGN    Karaoke
    Red-White Song Battle
[33:41] Hitagi
    ...swears absolute obedience
    to the winner.
SIGN    Song: "Futakotome"
SIGN    Setting: Original Key
[33:45] Hitagi
    I'll go first. You listen well.
SIGN    Challenger: Hitagi-san Song: Futakotome Score: 82.107%
SIGN    Analysis: You have very high singing skills, but emotional expression seems slightly weak. It will be better if you add more intonation to your singing.
[33:52] Hitagi
    An 82...
[33:53] Hitagi
    Lies.
[33:54] Hitagi
    82 percent is a failing score. This is the
    first time I've ever scored in the low eighties.
[34:00] Koyomi
    What kind of test is it if 82
    percent is a failing score?
[34:03] Hitagi
    Araragi-kun, you spent the majority of your
    high school career feeling like this?
[34:07] Hitagi
    I was not able to understand it at all.
[34:09] Hitagi
    I was supposed to be a lot kinder to you.
[34:12] Hitagi
    What kind of horrible things have
    I been saying to Araragi-kun?
[34:15] Koyomi
    You're saying those horrible
    things right now.
SIGN    Song: chocolate
SIGN    Setting: original key
SIGN    Challenger: Koyokoyo-san Song: chocolate insomnia Score: 82.438%
SIGN    Analysis: All elements are coming together at a very high level. Keep it up, and 100% is not just a dream.
SIGN    Loser - Red 819 RESULTS Winner - White 822
[34:31] Koyomi
    And once again, I was the winner.
[34:34] Hitagi
    Impossible... To think that I would lose
    against Araragi-kun twice in one day.
[34:40] Hitagi
    Now, feel free to give
    me any order you want.
[34:44] Hitagi
    How about you carry me to
    our car like a princess?
[34:49] Hitagi
    I'll kill you if you say I'm heavy.
[34:54] Hitagi
    Nothing less from you, Araragi-kun.
[34:56] Hitagi
    It shows that you're used to cradling young
    girls in your arms in everyday life.
SIGN    That particular expression leads to misunderstandings.
SIGN    I'd like you to stop that.
[35:00] ---
    Hourly Parking
     Entrance 50m ahead
[35:02] Hitagi
    Whew. That was embarrassing.
[35:05] Hitagi
    I just saw hell.
[35:07] Koyomi
    You'd go that far?
SIGN    MORE HELLISH THAN HELL
[35:18] Koyomi
    Senjyogahara....
[35:20] Koyomi
    I have something important to talk about.
[35:22] Hitagi
    If it's a request to get
    married, I'm okay with it.
[35:24] Koyomi
    No, it's not that important a topic.
[35:27] Koyomi
    And that was way too instant a reply.
SIGN    IT TURNED INTO A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
[35:30] Koyomi
    Actually, it's about a gift in return for the
    chocolate I received for Valentine's Day...
[35:34] Koyomi
    I haven't been able to get one ready.
[35:36] Koyomi
    I'm sorry. I didn't have
    time to get one ready.
[35:39] Koyomi
    In thinking of what to get,
    I thought way too much.
SIGN    HONEST MAN
[35:42] Koyomi
    So, can you wait two or three more days?
SIGN    THINKING TOO MUCH
[35:46] Koyomi
    Of course, I'll tack on the interest
    accrued during that period.
[35:49] Hitagi
    What, you were worried about such a thing?
[35:52] Hitagi
    It was enough for me that you went on
    a date with me the whole day today.
[35:57] Hitagi
    It's fine for you to just give me
    something when you feel like it.
[35:59] Hitagi
    It wasn't like I made that chocolate
    expecting to receive something in return.
[36:12] Hitagi
    Araragi-kun.
[36:13] Hitagi
    It's unforgivable.
[36:15] Koyomi
    Eh?
[36:15] Hitagi
    I can't hardly believe that, on White Day,
     one of the three big events of the year for couples,
[36:19] Hitagi
    you don't have anything
    prepared for your lover?
[36:22] Hitagi
    I have to doubt that you have
    any affection towards me.
[36:25] Koyomi
    Eh? Ehh?
[36:29] Hitagi
    All day today, I was wondering exactly what
    kind of surprise Araragi-kun had prepared for me.
[36:33] Hitagi
    My heart was racing, and I was so excited...
    But you didn't have anything ready.
[36:38] Hitagi
    What a sidestep that was!
[36:40] Hitagi
    I had assumed that you would get me a
    cruiser or something as a present.
[36:45] Koyomi
    I-Isn't that expectation a bit too
    mega-sized, don't you think?
[36:48] Hitagi
    Oh, brother. I wonder if I
    should just kill myself.
[36:53] Koyomi
    I-I'm sorry. That's why I'm apologizing.
[36:57] Koyomi
    Please don't commit suicide.
[37:00] Koyomi
    T-Then, what can I do for
    you to forgive me?
[37:03] Koyomi
    I can't get you a cruiser, but
    I'll do whatever I can-
[37:06] Hitagi
    Did you just say you'll
    do whatever you can?
[37:09] Hitagi
    Did you say absolute obedience?
[37:13] Koyomi
    N-No, I didn't say that...
[37:18] Koyomi
    I did, I did! Indeed, I did say "absolute
    obedience" with these lips!
[37:24] Hitagi
    I see. Nothing less from you,
    Araragi-kun. Such a generous heart.
[37:28] Hitagi
    You really are the man
    I fell in love with.
[37:30] Hitagi
    I've fallen in love with you over again.
[37:32] Hitagi
    You don't know what I'm
    going to request of you,
[37:35] Hitagi
    but you're willing to be absolutely obedient
    to my requests for the rest of your life.
[37:38] Koyomi
    The rest of my life!?
[37:41] Koyomi
    S-Sure. The rest of my life.
[37:44] Koyomi
    I got it. What should I do?
[37:48] Hitagi
    Call my name.
[37:52] Hitagi
    Call me... by my name.
[37:55] Koyomi
    Eh?
[37:56] Koyomi
    I do call you. "Senjyogahara."
[37:59] Hitagi
    Not that. My first name,
    with no honorifics.
[38:06] Koyomi
    So that's why she tried to set up a
    penalty for bowling and karaoke.
[38:12] Koyomi
    If it wasn't for an opportunity like this, it may
    have been something I'd have never been able to say.
[38:17] Koyomi
    Absolute obedience for
    the rest of my life.
[38:20] Koyomi
    Calling her by that name for
    the rest of my life.
[38:25] Koyomi
    ...Hitagi.
[38:29] Hitagi
    Thank you... Koyomi.
SIGN    ARARAGI
[40:12] Ougi
    Hello, Araragi-senpai.
[40:14] Ougi
    I've been waiting for you.
[40:15] Ougi
    I've gotten tired of waiting.
[40:17] Ougi
    I got exhausted just by waiting.
[40:20] Ougi
    How was it?
[40:21] Ougi
    Did you enjoy your last date
    with Senjyogahara-senpai?
[40:25] Ougi
    At the least, I was being considerate and
    avoided butting in over on the physical world.
[40:30] Ougi
    I'd like you to be appreciative of that.
[40:32] Koyomi
    I will be appreciative.
[40:34] Koyomi
    But, how you said "the last date"
    creates misunderstanding.
[40:37] Koyomi
    It was merely the last date
    of my high school life.
[40:41] Ougi
    So is it? Yes, that would be nice if it is...
    It'd be nice if the two of you had a future.
[40:50] Koyomi
    Ougi-chan. Did you try to exterminate me?
[40:53] Koyomi
    You asked a specialist to do such a thing?
[40:56] Ougi
    Oh, you heard from someone...
    of such false rumors?
[41:01] Ougi
    But still, that is a sad false alarm...
[41:04] Ougi
    I would like an explanation.
[41:06] Ougi
    There is no way I would do anything
    to harm you, Araragi-senpai.
[41:11] Ougi
    That's why I told you, right?
[41:12] Ougi
    That I am expecting you, Araragi-senpai,
    to make the right decision...
[41:15] Ougi
    ...and withdraw, instead of getting
    suckered into Gaen-san's slick talk.
[41:20] Koyomi
    Did you say that?
SIGN    Well...
SIGN    If she is saying she said it, she probably said it.
[41:23] Koyomi
    But, it's nonexistent. The choice of forsaking
    Shinobu and Hachikuji is something I don't have.
[41:29] Koyomi
    There is no choice. I have no
    surplus within my heart.
[41:33] Koyomi
    I don't know what the right thing is, but
    I do know what path I should take.
[41:38] Ougi
    I wish you wouldn't hurry to
    conclusions like that...
[41:41] Ougi
    But well, that's fine. I tried to ask you
    because I had nothing left to lose.
[41:46] Ougi
    That said, it's disappointing.
[41:49] Ougi
    For me personally, I'd like to see you,
    Araragi-senpai, retire voluntarily right about now.
[41:54] Ougi
    But egging you on to do so too much
    would be going beyond my bounds.
[41:58] Ougi
    Hey, Araragi-senpai.
[42:01] Ougi
    Let me correct one thing that you may
    have a misunderstanding about.
[42:06] Koyomi
    Misunderstanding? What is
    the misunderstanding?
[42:10] Ougi
    I am not the "darkness."
[42:17] Ougi
    By the way, Araragi-senpai.
[42:20] Ougi
    Araragi-senpai, you've fallen to
    hell, and you've gone on a date,
[42:23] Ougi
    so you may have nothing you look
    back on with regret anymore.
[42:26] Ougi
    But I currently have one thing that I
    look back on with regret in this town.
[42:32] Koyomi
    Something you look back on with regret?
[42:34] Ougi
    Something you wouldn't
     mind dying to achieve...
[42:37] Ougi
    Once you achieved this, you wouldn't mind if you died.
     Do you have such a goal, Araragi-senpai?
[42:43] Ougi
    I have one. I have just one more.
[42:46] Ougi
    That's why I have to do it even if I
    have to put everything else aside.
[42:51] Ougi
    That is why if Izuko Gaen, the leader of the
    specialists, were to place a trap, it would be there.
[42:58] Ougi
    Yes, I know.
[43:00] Ougi
    I know, but I still have
    to fall for that trap...
[43:03] Ougi
    I have to resign myself to
    suffer that counterattack.
[43:09] Ougi
    In other words, starting right now, I am going to
    fight the big sister that knows everything,
[43:14] Ougi
    with a frontal assault,
     with no fudging around...
[43:17] Ougi
    Araragi-senpai, in this fight,
    can you be on my side?
[43:26] Ougi
    Please, help me.