E4 - A Bath, Cleaning, and a Surprise

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[00:00] Adashino
    Cuckoo!
[00:04] Sumireko
    That again, Adashino-kun?
[00:06] Adashino
    Sumireko-san, did you know?
[00:09] Adashino
    In Europe, the number of times
    you hear a cuckoo cry
[00:13] Adashino
    is said to foretell the number
    of years until your wedding.
[00:16] Sumireko
    In that case, I've heard it three times,
    so I'll be married three years from now.
[00:21] Sumireko
    You're welcome to send an extravagant gift.
[00:23] Adashino
    Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[00:26] Sumireko
    Hey! Who said you could delay my wedding?!
[00:31] Sumireko
    Seriously, you call that foretelling?
[00:33] Sumireko
    It's basically a curse!
[00:35] Adashino
    Speaking of curses, that reminds me...
[00:37] Adashino
    I heard that Uname-sensei
    is going back to work.
[00:40] Sumireko
    Yeah. I hope nothing further happens.
[00:44] Uname
    Excuse me, I—
[00:47] Sumireko
    Are you all right, miss?
[00:49] Uname
    Ow...
[00:51] Sumireko
    Uname-sensei?
[00:52] Uname
    It is you! So you do work here,
    Wakazukuri-san!
[00:56] Uname
    It's no wonder I thought
    you looked familiar.
[01:00] Sumireko
    What brings you here?
[01:05] Uname
    I'm so sorry for causing you so much trouble!
[01:09] Uname
    If the two of you hadn't stopped me, I might
    have done something I could never take back!
[01:14] Uname
    Thank you, truly. It's like an evil spirit
    has been banished from me.
[01:20] Uname
    From now on, I'll work to eliminate bullying
    with my own efforts, not some amulet.
[01:25] Uname
    That's my new dream.
SIGN    Ogawa
[01:28] Uname
    And, um... Ogawa-san, is it?
[01:32] Uname
    You should work toward
    writing that novel, too!
[01:34] Uname
    Well, I'll see you later!
[01:39] Adashino
    Sumireko-san, do you have tomorrow off?
[01:42] Sumireko
    I intend to spend it devoting
    myself to writing.
[01:45] Adashino
    Cuckoo!
[01:48] Sumireko
    Stop it.
SIGN    Mysterious Disappearances
SIGN    Mysterious Disappearances
SIGN    A Bath, Cleaning, and a Surprise
SIGN    A Bath, Cleaning, and a Surprise
[03:39] Adashino; telepathy
    What're you doing, Oto-san?
[03:45] Adashino
    Are you imitating an anime?
[03:46] Oto
    Don't laugh at me!
[03:49] Oto
    I'm sorry, Ren-nii! Are you all right?
[03:51] Adashino
    Yes, I'm fine.
[03:55] Oto
    Shouldn't you have the old man look at that?
[03:58] Adashino
    Well, yes, but...
[04:01] Adashino
    Okay! I've decided!
[04:03] Adashino
    Oto.
[04:04] Adashino
    Go and get ready for a sleepover.
[04:08] Oto
    A sleepover?
[04:14] Sumireko
    Who in the world are you two?
[04:21] Sumireko
    Oh, right. For everyone else,
    this is sakura-viewing season.
[04:32] Sumireko
    Inspiration strikes!
[04:36] Sumireko
    I'll go to a convenience store to buy some
    alcohol and admire the sakura from here.
[04:40] Sumireko
    A solo viewing!
[04:42] Sumireko
    That might just work.
[04:44] Sumireko
    Oh, it'll work for sure!
[05:12] Sumireko
    You're still here?
[05:14] Sumireko
    Are you a stray?
[05:20] Sumireko
    I'm fully stocked!
[05:37] Sumireko
    Everything is in place!
[05:54] Sumireko
    Drinking while it's still light out
    and writing a novel...
SIGN    "This town has a lot of '!' Markers," he said.
    They are evidence that something out of the ordinary has happened.
    Ordinary people can't see these Markers, but this brother and sister...
[05:58] Sumireko
    This is the best!
[06:06] Sumireko
    Huh?
[06:08] Sumireko
    Wait... What?
[06:19] Sumireko
    You little...
[06:39] Sumireko
    You oversexed kappa...
SIGN    Adashi
[06:50] [Messenger] text
    Do you have a moment,
    Sumireko-san?
[06:53] [Messenger] text
    What's wrong? I'm not
    lending you any money.
[06:55] [Messenger] text
    What's wrong? I'm not
    lending you any money.
[06:55] [Messenger] text
    You're one to talk, drinking
    that cheap, low-malt beer.
SIGN    Adashi
[06:58] [Messenger] text
    What's wrong? I'm not
    lending you any money.
SIGN    Adashi
[06:58] [Messenger] text
    You're one to talk, drinking
    that cheap, low-malt beer.
[06:58] [Messenger] text
    Huh? Are you watching me
    or something?
SIGN    Adashi
[07:00] [Messenger] text
    You're one to talk, drinking
    that cheap, low-malt beer.
[07:00] [Messenger] text
    Huh? Are you watching me
    or something?
SIGN    Adashi
[07:00] [Messenger] text
    Just a hunch.
SIGN    Adashi
[07:01] [Messenger] text
    Huh? Are you watching me
    or something?
SIGN    Adashi
[07:01] [Messenger] text
    Just a hunch.
SIGN    Adashi
[07:01] [Messenger] text
    More importantly,
    I have a favor to ask you.
[07:03] [Messenger] text
    This is pretty sudden.
    Is there a problem?
[07:06] [Messenger] text
    This is pretty sudden.
    Is there a problem?
SIGN    Adashi
[07:06] [Messenger] text
    I need to be away for a while
    to attend to certain affairs.
[07:08] [Messenger] text
    This is pretty sudden.
    Is there a problem?
SIGN    Adashi
[07:08] [Messenger] text
    I need to be away for a while
    to attend to certain affairs.
[07:08] [Messenger] text
    Thus, I was hoping you could look
    after Oto for two or three days.
SIGN    Adashi
[07:11] Sumireko
    Huh?!
SIGN    Adashi
[07:12] [Messenger] text
    Kindly direct your attention
    toward your front door.
[07:18] Sumireko
    Oh, come on.
[07:25] Oto
    Surprise.
SIGN    Adashi
[07:26] [Messenger] text
    I'm counting on you!!
[07:29] Sumireko
    That jerk!
[07:35] Sumireko
    So... could you explain to me
    what exactly is going on?
[07:44] Oto
    Ren-nii got hurt during the ushi-oni
    incident, so he needs treatment.
[07:49] Sumireko
    I see. That does sound rough.
[07:52] Sumireko
    Wait, do you two have health care?
[07:58] Sumireko
    Sorry! I won't pry any further, okay?
[08:02] Sumireko
    It's all right. You can stay
    as long as you like.
[08:05] Sumireko
    Make yourself at home and relax!
[08:08] Oto
    Apartment wife...
[08:17] Oto
    Thank you.
[08:19] Oto
    But I don't want to stay in a pigsty.
[08:21] Sumireko
    Sometimes the things you say are super harsh.
[08:24] Sumireko
    Still...
[08:26] Sumireko
    I see what you mean.
[08:27] Oto
    What?
[08:28] Sumireko
    It's time for some spring cleaning!
[08:30] Sumireko
    Help me out, Oto-chan!
[08:31] Oto
    What?!
[08:32] Oto
    I've dug my own grave!
[08:47] Sumireko
    Ten trash bags full...
[08:49] Sumireko
    I think that should do it.
[08:51] Sumireko
    And yet, for some strange reason,
    it doesn't feel like we've cleaned up at all!
[08:55] Oto
    What is wrong with this place?!
[08:58] Sumireko
    Thanks for helping, Oto-chan.
[09:00] Oto
    It's nothing. I wasn't any
    help in the first place.
[09:04] Sumireko
    Do you have a change of
    underwear in your things?
[09:07] Oto
    Yes.
[09:08] Sumireko
    And a towel?
[09:09] Oto
    No.
[09:10] Sumireko
    Then I'll lend you one of mine.
[09:12] Sumireko
    We've worked up a good sweat.
    Next, it's time to freshen up!
[09:17] Oto
    "Freshen up"?
SIGN    Tomi Baths
SIGN    Baths
SIGN    Vending Machines
[09:23] Oto
    It's so big.
[09:27] Mari; internal
    That's Occhan... and I feel like I've seen
    the person with her somewhere before.
[09:31] Sumireko
    Well, let's head in.
[09:36] Mari's mom
    Welcome!
[09:38] Sumireko
    Two adults, please.
[09:39] Mari's mom
    Of course.
[09:40] Oto
    Should I undress here?
[09:41] Sumireko
    Sure. Use whichever locker you like.
[09:49] Sumireko
    Here. Your towel.
[09:51] Oto
    Okay.
[09:51] Sumireko
    Is this your first time at a public bath?
[09:54] Oto
    Yes.
[10:06] Sumireko
    Why don't we go get in the bath?
[10:13] Sumireko
    So do you live with your brother
    in that defunct station?
[10:19] Oto
    Well, yes.
[10:21] Sumireko
    Just the two of you?
[10:22] Oto
    Well, yes.
[10:24] Sumireko
    What do you usually do about baths and stuff?
[10:27] Oto
    We do what we need to do.
[10:30] Oto
    So, apartment wife...
[10:31] Sumireko
    Hmm?
[10:32] Oto
    You have a bath in your apartment,
    so why did you come here today?
[10:36] Sumireko
    Since you're here, I thought it'd be better
    to go somewhere with a bit more space.
[10:42] Sumireko
    The tub in my prefab bathroom is pretty small.
    I always have to squeeze myself in.
[10:47] Sumireko
    Though now that I can shrink to child size,
    I can stretch my legs out more.
[10:54] Oto
    Couldn't you just lose some
    of that excess weight instead?
[10:58] Sumireko
    Stop right there. One more word,
    and you'll open up a huge can of worms.
[11:29] Sumireko
    My chest still hurts where you
    hit me for no reason at all.
[11:36] Oto
    I'd like to buy some of these to
    thank you for letting me stay,
[11:39] Oto
    but I don't have any money.
[11:40] Sumireko
    I'll buy them for you, Oto-chan.
[11:42] Sumireko
    You gotta drink coffee
    milk after a bath, right?
[11:49] Sumireko
    Here.
[11:57] Oto
    Fruit milk tastes better.
[11:59] Sumireko
    Don't complain when you're
    the one being treated, okay?
[12:05] Sumireko
    Now, let's go eat dinner somewhere.
    What do you want?
[12:13] Oto
    Ramen.
[12:14] Sumireko
    Huh. So you like ramen?
[12:18] Oto
    Yes.
[12:19] Sumireko
    All right. Let's eat ramen.
SIGN    Baths
SIGN    Vending Machines
[12:28] Mari; internal
    They left.
[12:31] Mari; internal
    That means Occhan's underwear
    is in Occhan's backpack right now.
[12:35] Mari; internal
    Not to mention...
[12:36] Mari; internal
    In the bag of that older woman I've seen
    somewhere but can't quite place...
[12:40] Mari; internal
    are the sexy undergarments of an older woman
    I've seen somewhere but can't quite place!
[12:47] Mari; internal
    I want to see them!
[12:51] Mari's mom
    Mari.
[12:52] Mari
    Y-Yes?
[12:53] Mari's mom
    I'm going home for a bit.
    Look after the front desk, would you?
[12:57] Mari
    Will do!
[13:25] Old Man
    Hey, you there!
[13:27] Old Man
    What're you doing in a place like this?
[13:29] Old Man
    You shouldn't be here.
[13:32] Adashino
    Old man! Long time no see!
[13:35] Old Man
    Adashino-kun?
[13:41] Adashino
    I've been looking for you!
[13:44] Old Man
    Hey! Give me a break, would you?
[13:46] Old Man
    If you shout like that, the folks
    upstairs are gonna notice!
[13:49] Adashino
    Ow! Ow!
[13:51] Old Man
    You know this really isn't a place
    where people should be.
[13:55] Old Man
    I'm saying this for your own good.
    Just head back home, Adashino-kun.
[14:00] Adashino
    Can I take that to mean you
    don't want the gift I brought?
[14:03] Old Man
    I've been waiting for you, Adashino-kun!
    You are so very welcome here!
[14:10] Old Man
    Ah, that's the good stuff.
[14:11] Adashino
    You sure like to be unhealthy.
[14:14] Old Man
    Next time, will you bring me
    some cigars and whisky?
[14:17] Adashino
    I thought I wasn't supposed to come here.
[14:19] Old Man
    You aren't. You shouldn't. But if you're
    coming anyway, then I'll be counting on you.
[14:24] Adashino
    All right.
[14:25] Old Man
    Now, then...
[14:26] Old Man
    Let's get down to business.
[14:29] Old Man
    Certificates of residence, insurance cards,
    official copies of family registers,
[14:32] Old Man
    bank accounts, passports...
    I have more or less everything.
[14:35] Old Man
    I have My Number cards, too.
[14:37] Old Man
    I guarantee their authenticity.
[14:39] Old Man
    What do you want?
[14:43] Old Man
    Hold on a minute.
[14:45] Old Man
    Could it be that you've used your Eyes?
[14:50] Old Man
    Don't tell me I hit the nail on the head.
[14:53] Old Man
    Didn't I tell you not to use them?
[14:56] Old Man
    The more you use them, the more
    those Eyes will destroy your body.
[15:00] Old Man
    You'll die before you can
    even send your sister home.
[15:05] Adashino
    Even so, I had to do it!
[15:08] Adashino
    There isn't any time left.
[15:13] Old Man
    Let me see your eyes for a sec.
    That's why you came here, right?
[15:17] Adashino
    Old man...
[15:19] Old Man
    Let's see.
[15:21] Old Man
    Ugh! Whoa! That's gruesome!
[15:25] Old Man
    Okay, I get it. That's enough.
[15:28] Adashino; telepathy
    That's not reassuring.
SIGN    N
SIGN    I
SIGN    T
SIGN    O
SIGN    R
SIGN    A
SIGN    N
[15:34] Sumireko
    Okay, don't hold back. Eat your fill!
[15:40] Oto
    I will, thank you.
[15:54] Sumireko
    Hey, Oto-chan, where did you come here from?
[16:00] Oto
    Where did you come here from?
[16:02] Sumireko
    I didn't really... come here, per se.
[16:08] Sumireko
    I moved out of my parents' house, that's all.
[16:11] Oto
    I came from over that way.
[16:13] Sumireko
    That way? Where?
[16:15] Oto
    I couldn't say.
[16:17] Sumireko
    Do you have any family besides your brother?
[16:21] Oto
    Do you have family?
[16:23] Sumireko
    I do, back where I grew up.
[16:27] Oto
    I do, too, where I grew up.
[16:31] Sumireko
    Adashino-kun was talking about
    sending you back or something.
[16:34] Sumireko
    What did he mean?
[16:37] Sumireko
    Oto-chan?
[16:41] Sumireko
    Did I rub her the wrong way?
[16:45] Oto
    Apartment wife...
[16:46] Sumireko
    Yes?
[16:47] Oto
    Can I get another serving of noodles?
[16:51] Old Man
    I'm amazed you've kept your sanity.
[16:55] Old Man
    I'll take you along with me,
    but it's just a temporary respite.
[16:58] Adashino
    Thank you.
[17:02] Old Man
    There's no need to rush.
[17:04] Old Man
    I think you're probably going
    to find more Curiosities here.
[17:08] Old Man
    After all, this is a new neighborhood.
[17:13] Old Man
    In a way, this area is like a blank slate.
[17:17] Old Man
    And in every new place,
[17:21] Old Man
    new gods come to dwell.
[17:24] Old Man
    So just relax a little more,
[17:27] Old Man
    and take your time getting there.
[17:30] Old Man
    With a face as scary as that,
    your little sister's gonna hate you.
[17:37] Old Man
    Now, shall we go?
[17:39] Adashino
    Yes.
SIGN    Simply Walk Alone,
     Like a Rhino's Horn
[17:56] Sumireko
    When you feel like sleeping,
    you can use that bed.
SIGN    Simply Walk Alone,
     Like a Rhino's Horn
SIGN    Winner of the Newcomer's Award
SIGN    Ogawa Sumireko
[17:58] Oto
    Ren-nii said you were the author of this book.
[18:03] Sumireko
    I wrote it when I was fifteen.
    It's my only published work.
[18:07] Oto
    Fifteen?
[18:08] Sumireko
    Meaning I was young.
[18:11] Oto
    That's the same age I am now.
[18:14] Sumireko
    Really?
[18:16] Sumireko
    Well, I'm not the kind of person
    who'd be jealous of youth.
[18:36] Sumireko
    She falls asleep fast!
[18:45] Sumireko
    Really, who are you and Adashino-kun?
[19:21] Oto; telepathy
    Ren-nii?
[19:28] Oto; telepathy
    Ren-nii!
[20:03] Sumireko
    Morning, Oto-chan!
[20:05] Oto
    Apartment wife.
[20:10] Sumireko
    You haven't eaten it yet?
[20:13] Sumireko
    It's thanks for the food you gave me before.
    At least, it was meant to be.
[20:18] Oto
    I have to go to school, so I'd like
    to eat a little more than this.
[20:27] Sumireko
    I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
    I bought us breakfast.
[20:47] Sumireko
    "In the heavens, the sun and moon shine.
     You are like them in my thoughts,
[20:52] Sumireko
    and I regret that with each
    new day, you grow older."
[21:00] Oto
    Um, I need the restroom.
[21:02] Sumireko
    Oh, sorry!
[21:05] Oto
    Huh?
[21:05] Sumireko
    Sorry to keep you waiting! I'm all ready!
[21:08] Sumireko
    Let's go together today, shall we?
[21:10] Oto
    G-Go where?
[21:11] Sumireko
    To school, of course!
[21:13] Oto
    What? B-But...
[21:14] Sumireko
    The bathroom's free. Go on!
[21:18] Sumireko
    Before, we were caught up in
    all that stuff with the Curiosity,
[21:20] Sumireko
    so even though I got to be a high
    schooler again, I didn't get to enjoy it.
[21:25] Oto
    D-Don't you have a novel to write?
[21:28] Sumireko
    No need to worry!
[21:30] Sumireko
    I plan to gather material as
    I enjoy the fruits of adolescence!
SIGN    Underwear, Snacks, and Scarlet Clothes
[23:35] Sumireko
    Next time: "Underwear, Snacks,
    and Scarlet Clothes."