E4 - A Bath, Cleaning, and a Surprise Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Adashino     Cuckoo! [00:04] Sumireko     That again, Adashino-kun? [00:06] Adashino     Sumireko-san, did you know? [00:09] Adashino     In Europe, the number of times     you hear a cuckoo cry [00:13] Adashino     is said to foretell the number     of years until your wedding. [00:16] Sumireko     In that case, I've heard it three times,     so I'll be married three years from now. [00:21] Sumireko     You're welcome to send an extravagant gift. [00:23] Adashino     Cuckoo! Cuckoo! [00:26] Sumireko     Hey! Who said you could delay my wedding?! [00:31] Sumireko     Seriously, you call that foretelling? [00:33] Sumireko     It's basically a curse! [00:35] Adashino     Speaking of curses, that reminds me... [00:37] Adashino     I heard that Uname-sensei     is going back to work. [00:40] Sumireko     Yeah. I hope nothing further happens. [00:44] Uname     Excuse me, I— [00:47] Sumireko     Are you all right, miss? [00:49] Uname     Ow... [00:51] Sumireko     Uname-sensei? [00:52] Uname     It is you! So you do work here,     Wakazukuri-san! [00:56] Uname     It's no wonder I thought     you looked familiar. [01:00] Sumireko     What brings you here? [01:05] Uname     I'm so sorry for causing you so much trouble! [01:09] Uname     If the two of you hadn't stopped me, I might     have done something I could never take back! [01:14] Uname     Thank you, truly. It's like an evil spirit     has been banished from me. [01:20] Uname     From now on, I'll work to eliminate bullying     with my own efforts, not some amulet. [01:25] Uname     That's my new dream. SIGN    Ogawa [01:28] Uname     And, um... Ogawa-san, is it? [01:32] Uname     You should work toward     writing that novel, too! [01:34] Uname     Well, I'll see you later! [01:39] Adashino     Sumireko-san, do you have tomorrow off? [01:42] Sumireko     I intend to spend it devoting     myself to writing. [01:45] Adashino     Cuckoo! [01:48] Sumireko     Stop it. SIGN    Mysterious Disappearances SIGN    Mysterious Disappearances SIGN    A Bath, Cleaning, and a Surprise SIGN    A Bath, Cleaning, and a Surprise [03:39] Adashino; telepathy     What're you doing, Oto-san? [03:45] Adashino     Are you imitating an anime? [03:46] Oto     Don't laugh at me! [03:49] Oto     I'm sorry, Ren-nii! Are you all right? [03:51] Adashino     Yes, I'm fine. [03:55] Oto     Shouldn't you have the old man look at that? [03:58] Adashino     Well, yes, but... [04:01] Adashino     Okay! I've decided! [04:03] Adashino     Oto. [04:04] Adashino     Go and get ready for a sleepover. [04:08] Oto     A sleepover? [04:14] Sumireko     Who in the world are you two? [04:21] Sumireko     Oh, right. For everyone else,     this is sakura-viewing season. [04:32] Sumireko     Inspiration strikes! [04:36] Sumireko     I'll go to a convenience store to buy some     alcohol and admire the sakura from here. [04:40] Sumireko     A solo viewing! [04:42] Sumireko     That might just work. [04:44] Sumireko     Oh, it'll work for sure! [05:12] Sumireko     You're still here? [05:14] Sumireko     Are you a stray? [05:20] Sumireko     I'm fully stocked! [05:37] Sumireko     Everything is in place! [05:54] Sumireko     Drinking while it's still light out     and writing a novel... SIGN    "This town has a lot of '!' Markers," he said.     They are evidence that something out of the ordinary has happened.     Ordinary people can't see these Markers, but this brother and sister... [05:58] Sumireko     This is the best! [06:06] Sumireko     Huh? [06:08] Sumireko     Wait... What? [06:19] Sumireko     You little... [06:39] Sumireko     You oversexed kappa... SIGN    Adashi [06:50] [Messenger] text     Do you have a moment,     Sumireko-san? [06:53] [Messenger] text     What's wrong? I'm not     lending you any money. [06:55] [Messenger] text     What's wrong? I'm not     lending you any money. [06:55] [Messenger] text     You're one to talk, drinking     that cheap, low-malt beer. SIGN    Adashi [06:58] [Messenger] text     What's wrong? I'm not     lending you any money. SIGN    Adashi [06:58] [Messenger] text     You're one to talk, drinking     that cheap, low-malt beer. [06:58] [Messenger] text     Huh? Are you watching me     or something? SIGN    Adashi [07:00] [Messenger] text     You're one to talk, drinking     that cheap, low-malt beer. [07:00] [Messenger] text     Huh? Are you watching me     or something? SIGN    Adashi [07:00] [Messenger] text     Just a hunch. SIGN    Adashi [07:01] [Messenger] text     Huh? Are you watching me     or something? SIGN    Adashi [07:01] [Messenger] text     Just a hunch. SIGN    Adashi [07:01] [Messenger] text     More importantly,     I have a favor to ask you. [07:03] [Messenger] text     This is pretty sudden.     Is there a problem? [07:06] [Messenger] text     This is pretty sudden.     Is there a problem? SIGN    Adashi [07:06] [Messenger] text     I need to be away for a while     to attend to certain affairs. [07:08] [Messenger] text     This is pretty sudden.     Is there a problem? SIGN    Adashi [07:08] [Messenger] text     I need to be away for a while     to attend to certain affairs. [07:08] [Messenger] text     Thus, I was hoping you could look     after Oto for two or three days. SIGN    Adashi [07:11] Sumireko     Huh?! SIGN    Adashi [07:12] [Messenger] text     Kindly direct your attention     toward your front door. [07:18] Sumireko     Oh, come on. [07:25] Oto     Surprise. SIGN    Adashi [07:26] [Messenger] text     I'm counting on you!! [07:29] Sumireko     That jerk! [07:35] Sumireko     So... could you explain to me     what exactly is going on? [07:44] Oto     Ren-nii got hurt during the ushi-oni     incident, so he needs treatment. [07:49] Sumireko     I see. That does sound rough. [07:52] Sumireko     Wait, do you two have health care? [07:58] Sumireko     Sorry! I won't pry any further, okay? [08:02] Sumireko     It's all right. You can stay     as long as you like. [08:05] Sumireko     Make yourself at home and relax! [08:08] Oto     Apartment wife... [08:17] Oto     Thank you. [08:19] Oto     But I don't want to stay in a pigsty. [08:21] Sumireko     Sometimes the things you say are super harsh. [08:24] Sumireko     Still... [08:26] Sumireko     I see what you mean. [08:27] Oto     What? [08:28] Sumireko     It's time for some spring cleaning! [08:30] Sumireko     Help me out, Oto-chan! [08:31] Oto     What?! [08:32] Oto     I've dug my own grave! [08:47] Sumireko     Ten trash bags full... [08:49] Sumireko     I think that should do it. [08:51] Sumireko     And yet, for some strange reason,     it doesn't feel like we've cleaned up at all! [08:55] Oto     What is wrong with this place?! [08:58] Sumireko     Thanks for helping, Oto-chan. [09:00] Oto     It's nothing. I wasn't any     help in the first place. [09:04] Sumireko     Do you have a change of     underwear in your things? [09:07] Oto     Yes. [09:08] Sumireko     And a towel? [09:09] Oto     No. [09:10] Sumireko     Then I'll lend you one of mine. [09:12] Sumireko     We've worked up a good sweat.     Next, it's time to freshen up! [09:17] Oto     "Freshen up"? SIGN    Tomi Baths SIGN    Baths SIGN    Vending Machines [09:23] Oto     It's so big. [09:27] Mari; internal     That's Occhan... and I feel like I've seen     the person with her somewhere before. [09:31] Sumireko     Well, let's head in. [09:36] Mari's mom     Welcome! [09:38] Sumireko     Two adults, please. [09:39] Mari's mom     Of course. [09:40] Oto     Should I undress here? [09:41] Sumireko     Sure. Use whichever locker you like. [09:49] Sumireko     Here. Your towel. [09:51] Oto     Okay. [09:51] Sumireko     Is this your first time at a public bath? [09:54] Oto     Yes. [10:06] Sumireko     Why don't we go get in the bath? [10:13] Sumireko     So do you live with your brother     in that defunct station? [10:19] Oto     Well, yes. [10:21] Sumireko     Just the two of you? [10:22] Oto     Well, yes. [10:24] Sumireko     What do you usually do about baths and stuff? [10:27] Oto     We do what we need to do. [10:30] Oto     So, apartment wife... [10:31] Sumireko     Hmm? [10:32] Oto     You have a bath in your apartment,     so why did you come here today? [10:36] Sumireko     Since you're here, I thought it'd be better     to go somewhere with a bit more space. [10:42] Sumireko     The tub in my prefab bathroom is pretty small.     I always have to squeeze myself in. [10:47] Sumireko     Though now that I can shrink to child size,     I can stretch my legs out more. [10:54] Oto     Couldn't you just lose some     of that excess weight instead? [10:58] Sumireko     Stop right there. One more word,     and you'll open up a huge can of worms. [11:29] Sumireko     My chest still hurts where you     hit me for no reason at all. [11:36] Oto     I'd like to buy some of these to     thank you for letting me stay, [11:39] Oto     but I don't have any money. [11:40] Sumireko     I'll buy them for you, Oto-chan. [11:42] Sumireko     You gotta drink coffee     milk after a bath, right? [11:49] Sumireko     Here. [11:57] Oto     Fruit milk tastes better. [11:59] Sumireko     Don't complain when you're     the one being treated, okay? [12:05] Sumireko     Now, let's go eat dinner somewhere.     What do you want? [12:13] Oto     Ramen. [12:14] Sumireko     Huh. So you like ramen? [12:18] Oto     Yes. [12:19] Sumireko     All right. Let's eat ramen. SIGN    Baths SIGN    Vending Machines [12:28] Mari; internal     They left. [12:31] Mari; internal     That means Occhan's underwear     is in Occhan's backpack right now. [12:35] Mari; internal     Not to mention... [12:36] Mari; internal     In the bag of that older woman I've seen     somewhere but can't quite place... [12:40] Mari; internal     are the sexy undergarments of an older woman     I've seen somewhere but can't quite place! [12:47] Mari; internal     I want to see them! [12:51] Mari's mom     Mari. [12:52] Mari     Y-Yes? [12:53] Mari's mom     I'm going home for a bit.     Look after the front desk, would you? [12:57] Mari     Will do! [13:25] Old Man     Hey, you there! [13:27] Old Man     What're you doing in a place like this? [13:29] Old Man     You shouldn't be here. [13:32] Adashino     Old man! Long time no see! [13:35] Old Man     Adashino-kun? [13:41] Adashino     I've been looking for you! [13:44] Old Man     Hey! Give me a break, would you? [13:46] Old Man     If you shout like that, the folks     upstairs are gonna notice! [13:49] Adashino     Ow! Ow! [13:51] Old Man     You know this really isn't a place     where people should be. [13:55] Old Man     I'm saying this for your own good.     Just head back home, Adashino-kun. [14:00] Adashino     Can I take that to mean you     don't want the gift I brought? [14:03] Old Man     I've been waiting for you, Adashino-kun!     You are so very welcome here! [14:10] Old Man     Ah, that's the good stuff. [14:11] Adashino     You sure like to be unhealthy. [14:14] Old Man     Next time, will you bring me     some cigars and whisky? [14:17] Adashino     I thought I wasn't supposed to come here. [14:19] Old Man     You aren't. You shouldn't. But if you're     coming anyway, then I'll be counting on you. [14:24] Adashino     All right. [14:25] Old Man     Now, then... [14:26] Old Man     Let's get down to business. [14:29] Old Man     Certificates of residence, insurance cards,     official copies of family registers, [14:32] Old Man     bank accounts, passports...     I have more or less everything. [14:35] Old Man     I have My Number cards, too. [14:37] Old Man     I guarantee their authenticity. [14:39] Old Man     What do you want? [14:43] Old Man     Hold on a minute. [14:45] Old Man     Could it be that you've used your Eyes? [14:50] Old Man     Don't tell me I hit the nail on the head. [14:53] Old Man     Didn't I tell you not to use them? [14:56] Old Man     The more you use them, the more     those Eyes will destroy your body. [15:00] Old Man     You'll die before you can     even send your sister home. [15:05] Adashino     Even so, I had to do it! [15:08] Adashino     There isn't any time left. [15:13] Old Man     Let me see your eyes for a sec.     That's why you came here, right? [15:17] Adashino     Old man... [15:19] Old Man     Let's see. [15:21] Old Man     Ugh! Whoa! That's gruesome! [15:25] Old Man     Okay, I get it. That's enough. [15:28] Adashino; telepathy     That's not reassuring. SIGN    N SIGN    I SIGN    T SIGN    O SIGN    R SIGN    A SIGN    N [15:34] Sumireko     Okay, don't hold back. Eat your fill! [15:40] Oto     I will, thank you. [15:54] Sumireko     Hey, Oto-chan, where did you come here from? [16:00] Oto     Where did you come here from? [16:02] Sumireko     I didn't really... come here, per se. [16:08] Sumireko     I moved out of my parents' house, that's all. [16:11] Oto     I came from over that way. [16:13] Sumireko     That way? Where? [16:15] Oto     I couldn't say. [16:17] Sumireko     Do you have any family besides your brother? [16:21] Oto     Do you have family? [16:23] Sumireko     I do, back where I grew up. [16:27] Oto     I do, too, where I grew up. [16:31] Sumireko     Adashino-kun was talking about     sending you back or something. [16:34] Sumireko     What did he mean? [16:37] Sumireko     Oto-chan? [16:41] Sumireko     Did I rub her the wrong way? [16:45] Oto     Apartment wife... [16:46] Sumireko     Yes? [16:47] Oto     Can I get another serving of noodles? [16:51] Old Man     I'm amazed you've kept your sanity. [16:55] Old Man     I'll take you along with me,     but it's just a temporary respite. [16:58] Adashino     Thank you. [17:02] Old Man     There's no need to rush. [17:04] Old Man     I think you're probably going     to find more Curiosities here. [17:08] Old Man     After all, this is a new neighborhood. [17:13] Old Man     In a way, this area is like a blank slate. [17:17] Old Man     And in every new place, [17:21] Old Man     new gods come to dwell. [17:24] Old Man     So just relax a little more, [17:27] Old Man     and take your time getting there. [17:30] Old Man     With a face as scary as that,     your little sister's gonna hate you. [17:37] Old Man     Now, shall we go? [17:39] Adashino     Yes. SIGN    Simply Walk Alone,      Like a Rhino's Horn [17:56] Sumireko     When you feel like sleeping,     you can use that bed. SIGN    Simply Walk Alone,      Like a Rhino's Horn SIGN    Winner of the Newcomer's Award SIGN    Ogawa Sumireko [17:58] Oto     Ren-nii said you were the author of this book. [18:03] Sumireko     I wrote it when I was fifteen.     It's my only published work. [18:07] Oto     Fifteen? [18:08] Sumireko     Meaning I was young. [18:11] Oto     That's the same age I am now. [18:14] Sumireko     Really? [18:16] Sumireko     Well, I'm not the kind of person     who'd be jealous of youth. [18:36] Sumireko     She falls asleep fast! [18:45] Sumireko     Really, who are you and Adashino-kun? [19:21] Oto; telepathy     Ren-nii? [19:28] Oto; telepathy     Ren-nii! [20:03] Sumireko     Morning, Oto-chan! [20:05] Oto     Apartment wife. [20:10] Sumireko     You haven't eaten it yet? [20:13] Sumireko     It's thanks for the food you gave me before.     At least, it was meant to be. [20:18] Oto     I have to go to school, so I'd like     to eat a little more than this. [20:27] Sumireko     I'm kidding, I'm kidding!     I bought us breakfast. [20:47] Sumireko     "In the heavens, the sun and moon shine.      You are like them in my thoughts, [20:52] Sumireko     and I regret that with each     new day, you grow older." [21:00] Oto     Um, I need the restroom. [21:02] Sumireko     Oh, sorry! [21:05] Oto     Huh? [21:05] Sumireko     Sorry to keep you waiting! I'm all ready! [21:08] Sumireko     Let's go together today, shall we? [21:10] Oto     G-Go where? [21:11] Sumireko     To school, of course! [21:13] Oto     What? B-But... [21:14] Sumireko     The bathroom's free. Go on! [21:18] Sumireko     Before, we were caught up in     all that stuff with the Curiosity, [21:20] Sumireko     so even though I got to be a high     schooler again, I didn't get to enjoy it. [21:25] Oto     D-Don't you have a novel to write? [21:28] Sumireko     No need to worry! [21:30] Sumireko     I plan to gather material as     I enjoy the fruits of adolescence! SIGN    Underwear, Snacks, and Scarlet Clothes [23:35] Sumireko     Next time: "Underwear, Snacks,     and Scarlet Clothes."