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E6 - People of 2 chan

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[00:03] ---
    Put your hands up and get on your knees!
[00:05] ---
    - Looks like he doesn't have a gun!
    - Get him!
[00:08] ---
    Hiro!
[00:09] ---
    - Everyone attack together!
    - I'll go!
[00:11] ---
    - No, we do it together!
    - Get him!
[00:18] ---
    Get a hold of him!
[00:23] ---
    Get the warrant!
[00:24] ---
    Why are the police here? What did you do?
[00:27] ---
    - Don't move!
    - Hiro!
[00:39] ---
    Hiro!
[00:41] ---
    Don't let him get away!
[00:46] ---
    Where did he go?
[00:47] ---
    - He disappeared.
    - What?
[00:48] ---
    I said he disappeared!
[01:24] ---
    His picture's being released...
[01:26] ---
    SUSPECT IS 17 YEARS OLD
    HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
[01:27] ---
    It's truly awful.
[01:28] ---
    As he is still at large,
[01:30] ---
    we are releasing his real name and photo
    due to the special circumstance.

[01:34] ---
    Hiro Shishigami. This Tokyo high school
    student attacked several homes,

[01:39] ---
    and has killed at least fifteen people
    that we know of.

[01:43] ---
    He is currently at large.
[01:45] ---
    Shishigami?
[02:02] ---
    Inuyashiki
[02:11] ---
    Tell me, my hero
    What do we need

[02:13] ---
    To end it all
    And to never let us bleed

[02:16] ---
    So hit me on the ground
    Without a sound

[02:18] ---
    Bring it on now
    Till the day we take the lead

[02:21] ---
    In the middle of the fake game
    The same proclaims

[02:24] ---
    Made by the liars
    From the lost age

[02:26] ---
    Try to believe
    To know what you are

[02:28] ---
    But you are not sure which side you're on
    From the start

[02:32] ---
    Take a look
    All the junk we made

[02:34] ---
    The last corner you'll take
    Will never lead you to the pearly gates

[02:37] ---
    What else did we betray
    Turn into a machine

[02:40] ---
    We just gave it away
    To fit into the scene

[02:42] ---
    Are you losing your way
    Or are you lost?

[02:45] ---
    Where are you going?
[02:47] ---
    Tell me, my hero
    Where you're going

[02:50] ---
    What do I need to end my war?
[02:53] ---
    Hit me on the ground
    Hit me on the ground

[02:55] ---
    Hit me on the ground
    Hit me on the ground

[02:58] ---
    Believe and rejoice
    Fulfill and share

[03:01] ---
    Let go of everything
    And now is the time to stand up

[03:03] ---
    Hit me on the ground
    Hit me on the ground

[03:06] ---
    Hit me on the ground
    Hit me on the ground

[03:14] ---
    Hit me on the ground
    Hit me on the ground

[03:17] ---
    Hit me on the ground
    Hit me on the ground

[03:22] ---
    I'm sure some of you have seen it on TV,
[03:26] ---
    People of 2chan
[03:27] ---
    but Shishigami is currently wanted
    by the police and remains at large.
[03:32] ---
    If any of you have any information
    on Shishigami,
[03:36] ---
    no matter how trivial,
    please come see me.
[03:38] ---
    I can't believe it!
[03:40] ---
    Why do they want Shishigami?
[03:42] ---
    Hiro's not that kind of guy.
[03:48] ---
    This is all a real surprise.
[03:50] ---
    Shishigami seemed like a normal, good guy.
[03:53] ---
    Just because someone's a good guy
    doesn't mean they wouldn't kill someone.
[03:57] ---
    If he's already killed 15 people,
[03:59] ---
    it's pretty pathetic
    that the police let him get away.

[04:03] ---
    I can't believe this thing
    with Shishigami.
[04:05] ---
    For real? Did you have a crush on him
    or something?
[04:09] ---
    For real?
[04:12] ---
    The fugitive Shishigami
    was last seen wearing

[04:15] ---
    a white, long-sleeved shirt
    and sweatpants.

[04:17] ---
    This is the worst mass murdering
    since the war.

[04:20] ---
    The juvenile criminal follows the trend
    of--

[04:22] ---
    I truly hope he is captured soon.
[04:30] ---
    Why don't you have some rice cakes?
[04:33] ---
    No, thank you.
[04:40] ---
    I'll be fine here.
[04:44] ---
    You should eat some rice cakes.
[04:47] ---
    No, just water will be fine.
[04:50] ---
    Really? Okay, well, if you want some rice
    cakes later,
[04:54] ---
    just let me know.
[05:02] ---
    HIRO SHISHIGAMI IS SO HOT!
[05:03] ---
    SUSPECT IS STILL AT LARGE
[05:07] ---
    Our investigation uncovered testimony
[05:09] ---
    that the suspect killed small animals
    when he was a child.

[05:15] ---
    MY DREAM
[05:16] ---
    The suspect wrote that his dream
    for his future

[05:18] ---
    was to become a regular office worker,
[05:21] ---
    and appeared to be a normal child.
[05:24] ---
    It says his father lives
    in a separate home.

[05:27] ---
    It suggests a complicated home life.
[05:30] ---
    This could have been the external
    influence that--

[05:33] ---
    I'm home.
[05:36] ---
    - I'm home.
    - Welcome back.
[05:39] ---
    Is Shishigami here?
[05:42] ---
    He's over there.
[05:44] ---
    Is he okay? He won't eat anything.
[05:51] ---
    What were you doing?
[05:53] ---
    Nothing.
[05:55] ---
    I was just sitting here.
[05:58] ---
    Are you sure it's okay for me to be here?
[06:01] ---
    Yeah.
[06:03] ---
    Are your parents not coming home?
[06:06] ---
    No.
[06:07] ---
    They're both dead.
[06:11] ---
    Was it an accident or something?
[06:14] ---
    No.
[06:16] ---
    They both had cancer.
[06:18] ---
    So, I'm not going to live long either.
[06:24] ---
    I see.
[06:27] ---
    I hope they catch the real killer soon.
[06:34] ---
    It's done!
[06:38] ---
    How does it taste?
[06:41] ---
    It's very good.
[06:45] ---
    Look at how handsome you are.
[06:48] ---
    Grandma!
[06:50] ---
    You shouldn't keep your parents worried.
[06:54] ---
    You should go home soon.
[06:56] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[06:58] ---
    Would you like me to call them for you?
[07:00] ---
    No, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
[07:08] ---
    Should I turn on the TV?
[07:10] ---
    You never watch TV.
[07:13] ---
    I just thought Shishigami might want to.
[07:59] ---
    This is it.
[08:00] ---
    Right here.
[08:02] ---
    What? Your phone?
[08:03] ---
    Hiro moved his phone to his brain.
[08:06] ---
    He said it was in the way.
[08:08] ---
    What does that mean?
[08:10] ---
    This is the USB port.
[08:12] ---
    Try touching here with your finger.
[08:16] ---
    What's going to happen?
[08:18] ---
    Hold it there for ten seconds
    like you're getting it scanned.
[08:22] ---
    Okay, now please show me that hand.
[08:27] ---
    Excuse me.
[08:28] ---
    Hold on there! What are you doing?
[08:31] ---
    - No, that's my nail.
    - There.
[08:34] ---
    What? What's going on?
[08:37] ---
    I'm plugging it in now.
[08:42] ---
    It's connected already, right?
[08:46] ---
    You see it in your view, don't you?
[08:49] ---
    Is it not there?
[08:50] ---
    Wow, you're right! This is amazing!
[08:53] ---
    Good. Now, let's set up the phone number.
[08:56] ---
    Phone number?
[08:57] ---
    Go to settings.
[08:59] ---
    Once you're at the settings screen,
    you can enter in your own number.
[09:03] ---
    Mine? You mean my current cell phone
    number?
[09:05] ---
    That's right.
[09:09] ---
    - I did it.
    - Good.
[09:11] ---
    Let's try it then.
[09:13] ---
    I'll call you.
[09:20] ---
    Did it work?
[09:21] ---
    Can you hear me?
[09:22] ---
    Wow! I can hear it inside my head.
[09:25] ---
    I got the phone call! Wow!
[09:28] ---
    Now you can talk to me hands free
    while you're flying.
[09:32] ---
    I see! Yeah, I get it!
[09:35] ---
    Okay, then. Can we try it out now?
[09:39] ---
    Try what?
[09:43] ---
    I can hear you!
[09:44] ---
    Please keep going higher.
[09:46] ---
    Keep going!
[09:48] ---
    Okay!
[09:50] ---
    Can you hear me?
[09:51] ---
    You're still coming in clear.
[09:54] ---
    There's an airplane below me!
[09:56] ---
    For real?
[09:58] ---
    Wow. So I guess the cell tower
    doesn't even matter.
[10:02] ---
    Anyway, could you try going
    as far as you can?
[10:07] ---
    Mr. Inuyashiki?
[10:10] ---
    Mr. Inuyashiki, are you okay?
[10:12] ---
    Ah, I lost my balance! What is this thing?
[10:20] ---
    - I've been found.
    - By who?
[10:23] ---
    Someone wearing a spacesuit.
[10:25] ---
    What?!
[10:31] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Inuyashiki,
[10:33] ---
    could you come down now?
[10:34] ---
    What's that now?
[10:36] ---
    I'm sorry. Could you hurry back?
[10:51] ---
    My son...
[10:54] ---
    My son...
[10:55] ---
    HIRO SHISHIGAMI'S MOTHER APOLOGIZES
[10:57] ---
    ...has done something
    no human should ever do.
[11:05] ---
    As a parent,
[11:06] ---
    I don't know how I should be taking
    responsibility for his actions.
[11:13] ---
    I am truly sorry.
[11:19] ---
    Mom... Mom...
[11:23] ---
    - ARE THEY DIVORCED?
    - LOOK AT THEIR OLD HOUSE.
[11:26] ---
    - SHE LOOKS UNEDUCATED.
    - THE PARENTS ARE GUILTY TOO
[11:28] ---
    Mom...
[11:31] ---
    Mom...
[11:33] ---
    WHY ISN'T HIS MOM BEING PUNISHED?
[11:35] ---
    COPS NEED TO HURRY UP AND FIND HIM.
    WHAT ARE THEY DOING.
[11:37] ---
    DOES HE THINK HE CAN GET AWAY?
    WHY ISN'T HIS MOM HELPING COPS FIND HIM.
[11:44] ---
    WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
    PARENTS CAN'T TEACH KIDS BASIC DISCIPLINE.
[11:54] ---
    This is bad.
[11:56] ---
    At this rate, Hiro's going to...
[11:57] ---
    I've got a bad feeling.
[12:00] ---
    We need to find Hiro
    before he kills his next victims.
[12:03] ---
    I'm trying to listen for him,
[12:06] ---
    but I'm not getting anything.
[12:09] ---
    I've never even talked to him before.
[12:12] ---
    He's still on the run, right?
[12:14] ---
    He could be somewhere nearby.
[12:16] ---
    Either way, they'll catch him soon.
[12:19] ---
    Dad's late.
[12:21] ---
    Maybe he's been killed.
[12:23] ---
    What are you talking about?
[12:25] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[12:28] ---
    We're here in front of his home,
[12:29] ---
    but there are no signs of his mother.
[12:33] ---
    It seems the furniture is still there.
[12:35] ---
    Could it be that she left
    during the night?

[12:38] ---
    There's no trace of anyone inside.
[12:45] ---
    - What is it?
    - Nothing.
[12:54] ---
    Really?
[12:56] ---
    Yeah, but you know,
[12:59] ---
    we've got a new producer!
[13:01] ---
    How would I know?
[13:09] ---
    That's funny.
[13:11] ---
    This is hilarious.
[13:13] ---
    So funny.
[13:15] ---
    BREAKING NEWS
[13:17] ---
    He's like this!
[13:20] ---
    MOTHER OF SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER
    HAS COMMITTED SUICIDE
[13:24] ---
    COMMITTED SUICIDE
[14:22] ---
    Have you heard from your son?
[14:24] ---
    Do you have a comment
    on his mother's suicide?
[14:26] ---
    What was he like as a child?
[14:27] ---
    - Do you have any message for him?
    - How was he raised?
[14:31] ---
    I cannot apologize for him enough.
[14:33] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:37] ---
    Could we get a comment please?
[14:41] ---
    It's Hiro Shishigami!
[14:42] ---
    The killer is here!
[14:46] ---
    Bang!
[15:17] ---
    Hiro...
[15:18] ---
    Please don't shoot me.
    I'm begging you.
[15:42] ---
    - SHISHIGAMI'S MOM KILLED HERSELF LOL
    - GOOD LOL
[15:45] ---
    - YOU ALL DID THIS.
    - HER OWN FAULT FOR RAISING A KILLER.
[15:47] ---
    - DOES HE HAVE A FATHER?
    - IT'S NOT THE PARENTS' FAULT. I FEEL BAD.
[15:49] ---
    - SERIAL CRIMINAL.
    - COURSE OF FATE.
[15:51] ---
    - PARENTS ARE JUST AS GUILTY.
    - THE DAD SHOULD KILL HIMSELF, TOO.
[15:53] ---
    - WONDERFUL.
    - SERIAL CRIMINAL.
[15:58] ---
    I LIVE CLOSE BY, SO I SENT THE MEDIA
    THE HOME ADDRESS...
[16:00] ---
    AND A PHOTO OF THE HOUSE.
[16:04] ---
    KILLED HERSELF THE SAME DAY.
    THAT WAS QUICK. LOL.
[16:10] ---
    HIRO SHISHIGAMI:
    I WILL KILL YOU.
[16:12] ---
    - HOW'D YOU DELETE YOUR ID?
    - IT'S REALLY HIRO SHISHIGAMI!
[16:15] ---
    HIRO SHISHIGAMI:
    I WILL KILL EVERYONE HERE.
[16:18] ---
    KILL EVERYONE
[16:19] ---
    - OH CRAP, HE'S HERE TO FIGHT 2CHAN! LOL.
    - ARE YOU REALLY HIM? PLEASE UPLOAD PIC.
[16:25] ---
    JUST TRY AND KILL ME, PIECE OF SHIT.
    I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
[16:26] ---
    HIRO SHISHIGAMI:
    FOUND YOU. COMING NOW.
[16:28] ---
    FOUND YOU...
[16:29] ---
    COMING NOW.
[16:33] ---
    What? What a stupid kid.
[16:36] ---
    Yeah, come then.
[16:38] ---
    Just try it, kid. I'll kick your ass.
[16:41] ---
    You think you scare me?
[16:48] ---
    Hey, ID: Rs6evso.
[16:52] ---
    Oh, I guess this won't work.
[16:54] ---
    I'll go to the PC monitor instead then.
[16:57] ---
    This it?
[17:02] ---
    Please, kick my ass then.
[17:04] ---
    Come on. Hurry up already.
[17:06] ---
    Are you the one who sent my picture
    and address to the media?

[17:14] ---
    Hey, say something already, old man.
[17:19] ---
    It's Shishigami.
[17:21] ---
    Shishigami!
[17:23] ---
    It's the real one! This is hilarious.
[17:28] ---
    What do you get out of having my mother
    harassed like that?

[17:33] ---
    Hey, Ma! It's Shishigami!
[17:37] ---
    I bet you were laughing like that
    when my mom died too.

[17:41] ---
    Hey, Ma!
[17:44] ---
    Is she not home?
[17:47] ---
    This is crazy.
[17:49] ---
    Is this being broadcasted?
[17:51] ---
    It's gotta be.
[17:54] ---
    Do you know what I'm about to do to you?
[17:59] ---
    What? You gonna do something?
[18:02] ---
    Guess.
[18:03] ---
    I hope you don't think I'm scared
    of getting my porn folder released.
[18:07] ---
    Oh, but not my Lolita folder.
[18:09] ---
    That'll be an issue.
[18:11] ---
    Damn it, Ma! Where are you?
    I'm talking to Shishigami--
[18:13] ---
    Bang!
[18:26] ---
    What? I guess it's like
    that show Becky was on.
[18:29] ---
    Bang!
[18:34] ---
    Ow! That hurts!
[18:38] ---
    I was...
[18:40] ---
    I was just trolling.
[18:42] ---
    Huh? Trolling?
[18:44] ---
    What?
[18:46] ---
    Does that mean you lied?
[18:47] ---
    Yes, I lied. I thought the 2chan posters
    would like it.
[18:51] ---
    I didn't send any mail to the media.
[18:57] ---
    Please stop.
[18:58] ---
    I didn't do it!
[19:03] ---
    DEAR FUJI TV. HERE'S HIRO SHISHIGAMI'S
    ADDRESS AND NAMES AND PHOTOS
[19:04] ---
    OF HIS PARENTS. HE'S A SERIAL CRIMINAL.
    PLEASE DRIVE THEM INTO A CORNER.
[19:10] ---
    There anything else you want to say?
[19:11] ---
    Someone! Help me!
[19:14] ---
    Bang!
[19:15] ---
    Bang, bang. Bang, bang. Bang, bang.
[19:22] ---
    Screw you.
[19:24] ---
    Screw you!
[19:25] ---
    Screw you!
[19:29] ---
    Screw you.
[19:45] ---
    - HE SAID EVERYONE WILL BE...
    - I BET IT'S JUST SOME KID...
[19:50] ---
    It's Shishigami. Shishigami.
[20:00] ---
    I was just trolling.
[20:05] ---
    Screw you.
[20:07] ---
    Screw you.
[20:08] ---
    Bang!
[20:13] ---
    - THAT SERIOUSLY GAVE ME CHILLS.
    - IMAGE SYNTHESIS SKILLS ARE NOT ADVANCED.
[20:15] ---
    HIRO SHISHIGAMI:
    I WILL KILL YOU ALL IN ORDER.
[20:17] ---
    JUST WAIT, ALL OF YOU.
[20:19] ---
    Is this some remote hack?
[20:21] ---
    How are you doing this?
[20:22] ---
    You're going to kill us? Really?
[20:25] ---
    Do it then. Do it.
[20:27] ---
    Bang.
[20:33] ---
    Kill me if you can then, Shishigami.
[20:36] ---
    Bang.
[20:39] ---
    - >>2 YOU DEAD?
    - HE CAN'T ANSWER IF HE'S DEAD.
[20:45] ---
    IS 3 STILL ALIVE?
[20:47] ---
    BRING IT, SHISHIGAMI! I KNOW KARATE!
[20:50] ---
    So sorry, so sorry.
[20:51] ---
    Bang.
[21:02] ---
    - I'M TOTALLY FINE.
    - THE HELL IS GOING ON? IS THIS FOR REAL?
[21:25] ---
    This is my voice
    Can you hear me?

[21:30] ---
    Is there a special person in your life?
[21:35] ---
    They're closer to you than you think
[21:40] ---
    But you probably don't see me
[21:46] ---
    "Don't forget about me"
    You'd get worried

[21:52] ---
    "Forget about me"
    So I pretended to be tough

[21:57] ---
    And if I said I wanted you to notice
[22:02] ---
    You'd put on that uneasy smile
[22:07] ---
    Don't say that you love the present days
[22:12] ---
    Can't you see I'm not there with you?
[22:17] ---
    You said the small things made you happy
[22:24] ---
    They always will
[22:28] ---
    If wishes came true
[22:34] ---
    If you could smile next to me
[22:39] ---
    I want to see you again
[22:46] ---
    You
    The one who taught me love