8 - Striking Fist

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[01:21] Ozma
    Striking Fist 3!
SIGN    Episode 8
     "Striking Fist"
[01:23] Ozma
    So this is the game Subarucchi is from.
[01:26] Subaru
    Having it in front of me like this
    really makes my head spin.
[01:34] Nona
    She's really cute, isn't she?
[01:36] Ozma
    Oh, Rindo, right?
[01:37] Ozma
    She's the game's signature
    character, an unwavering heroine.
[01:41] Bellnoa
    By the way, where's Haruto?
[01:42] Nona
    Haruto-san's gone to see Kanmuri-san.
[01:46] Seijirou
    Hello, my Super Mobile Girls.
[01:49] Nona
    Huh?
[01:50] Seijirou
    I, Kanmuri Seijirou, have acquired
    the personage of Bouida Haruto.
[01:54] Nona
    Haruto-san! Why are you dressed like that?
[01:56] Ozma
    I-It looks terrible on you!
[01:58] Seijirou
    He is just like a captured princess.
[02:00] Seijirou
    If you want him back, then come!
[02:02] Seijirou
    Just the three of you!
[02:04] Kusabi
    And so, I'll be showing you the way!
[02:09] Girls
    Huh?
[02:12] Subaru
    This is... the Australia
    stage from Striking Fist 3.
[02:17] Subaru
    Why? How?
[02:19] Seijirou
    It seems an error has occurred.
[02:22] Seijirou
    After all, though you're a
    character from this game,
[02:24] Seijirou
    you were wearing weird, unofficial clothing.
[02:28] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[02:29] Bellnoa
    Haruto!
[02:30] Seijirou
    Welcome, my friends.
[02:32] Seijirou
    If you three challenge three fighters
    from this world and win two out of three,
[02:37] Seijirou
    I will return Bouida to you.
[02:39] Nona
    It can't be! Even if it's to save
    Haruto-san, fighting is just...
[02:43] Bellnoa
    No. Now that it's come to this,
    all we can do is fight.
[02:46] Seijirou
    By the way, if you lose, you'll
    become my research samples.
[02:50] Kusabi
    And the first fighter is...
[02:52] Kusabi
    Could it be! Could it be!
[02:54] Kusabi
    Striking Fist 3's hidden boss! KarateMao!
[02:59] Kusabi
    Each fight is just one round! Okay?
[03:01] Kusabi
    Ready... Fight!
[03:09] Subaru
    Bellnoa! KarateMao reacts
    super quickly! Be careful!
[03:13] Subaru
    Also, he doesn't have many moves, but
    somehow his techniques are a lot like mine!
[03:17] Bellnoa
    Fear not.
[03:18] Bellnoa
    While I have lived in Haruto's world, I have
    learned a more flexible way of thinking.
[03:22] Bellnoa
    It shall be a new sword in my arsenal!
[03:29] Subaru
    That's...
[03:30] Subaru
    She's floating where he can't reach her
[03:32] Subaru
    and casting a whole bunch
    of stat boosters on herself.
[03:35] Subaru
    That's so childish.
[03:37] Nona
    So pretty! Maybe she can win this way!
[03:40] Kusabi
    And that's it! Time's up!
[03:43] Bellnoa
    What?
[03:45] Kusabi
    Bellnoa loses on points.
[03:47] Nona
    She was shining so much and she still lost.
[03:50] Subaru
    She used up too much time casting magic.
[03:53] Bellnoa
    My match ends like this?
[03:56] Kusabi
    And the next fighter is...
[04:02] Kusabi
    From Dragulious Saga 4,
     the Demon Dragon King!
[04:08] Kusabi
    Ready... Fight!
[04:10] Nona
    S-Stay away!
[04:12] Haruto
    Kanmuri! Stop this fight!
[04:16] Seijirou
    If you say you'll help me research
    the moving figurines, then...
[04:20] Haruto
    Ask for something else.
[04:24] Nona
    It can't be... He hasn't taken any damage...
[04:28] RyuuMao
    It has been a long time since anyone was
    reckless enough to challenge me head-on.
[04:34] RyuuMao
    I really like you!
[04:38] RyuuMao
    Girl. You will marry me!
[04:41] girls
    Huh?
[04:42] RyuuMao
    I've been wanting a bride!
    It was worth coming here!
[04:45] RyuuMao
    Your nobility! Your beauty! You're blonde!
[04:46] RyuuMao
    You are the very embodiment of
    a heroine! I just can't get enough!
[04:49] Nona
    I thought you came here to fight, didn't you?
[04:52] Nona
    Ow!
[04:55] RyuuMao
    Yes, a heroine should have
    blonde hair, not black!
[04:58] Subaru
    Oh no! Nona!
[05:08] Subaru
    Is that...
[05:09] ShadowNona
    Saying that blonde is better than
    black hair. I cannot forgive that.
[05:12] ShadowNona
    Revise your words.
[05:13] Subaru
    That's the problem?
[05:15] RyuuMao
    Seeing beauty such as yours...
[05:18] RyuuMao
    Black hair is the best!
[05:20] ShadowNona
    Very good. I will permit the marriage.
[05:22] Subaru
    Seriously?
[05:24] Nona
    Why would it turn out that way?
[05:26] ShadowNona
    This is a good opportunity for us
    as "girl shaped space probes"
[05:30] ShadowNona
    to fulfill our original mission.
[05:32] ShadowNona
    Life-forms able to construct
    advanced civilizations
[05:34] ShadowNona
    have a high probability
    of being humanoid in form.
[05:36] ShadowNona
    And, generally, the threat
    comes from the males.
[05:39] ShadowNona
    In female form, we can inspire feelings
    of affection and a protective instinct.
[05:44] RyuuMao
    Now, we must prepare
    for the wedding ceremony.
[05:47] RyuuMao
    Huh? Blonde?
[05:48] RyuuMao
    Well, that's good, too.
[05:50] Nona
    I don't want to! I can't get married!
[05:52] Nona
    I already have...
[05:54] Haruto
    Nona!
[05:56] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[05:57] Haruto
    Input code 0092!
[06:02] RyuuMao
    Huh?
[06:04] system
    Code accepted. Nona 2 activated.
[06:06] system
    Champion system unlocked.
[06:11] Nona
    Haruto-san. What is this?
[06:13] Haruto
    Use that and hurry up and beat
    the Demon Dragon King!
[06:16] Nona
    I beat him already!
[06:18] Haruto
    What?
[06:20] Bellnoa
    Nona won!
[06:25] Bellnoa
    Are you all right?
[06:27] Subaru
    It looks like she's just sleeping.
[06:31] Subaru
    Her costume...
[06:33] Kusabi
    And now, finally, the third challenger!
[06:38] Subaru
    Rindo!
[06:40] Kusabi
    Ready... Fight!
[06:44] Nona
    I slept really well! Oh!
[06:46] Nona
    That's right! The match!
[06:50] Subaru
    The body is the path. Along the path
    travels the strength of the heart...
[06:53] Subaru
    This is the Amanohara-style's special...
[06:55] Subaru
    Divine Power Blast!
[06:57] ---
    Guard.
[06:58] Rindo
    Cancel. Spirit Attack.
[07:03] Rindo
    Cancel. Hyper Spirit Attack.
[07:07] Rindo
    I am an assassin.
[07:10] Rindo
    Since I was small, I've had assassination
    techniques drilled into me.
[07:12] Rindo
    I was raised knowing nothing
    of play or friends or love.
[07:16] Rindo
    However...
[07:17] Rindo
    If I obliterate the Amanohara-style,
[07:19] Rindo
    the organization has promised
    they will release me from this path.
[07:23] Rindo
    That is the ending I wish for.
[07:26] Nona
    Wait, Rindo-san!
[07:28] Nona
    Is there something you want
    to do once you're free?
[07:32] Rindo
    Excellent question.
[07:33] Rindo
    I want...
[07:35] Rindo
    to become an idol!
[07:36] Rindo
    Under the brilliant lights,
[07:38] Rindo
    I will become an idol who will bring
    all the men in this world to their knees!
[07:42] Nona
    Huh?
[07:43] Rindo
    But I can't seem to become an idol!
[07:45] Rindo
    And no matter how many
    times I think I defeat you,
[07:47] Rindo
    for some reason you're there
    in the sequel, still sneakily alive.
[07:50] Rindo
    You!
[07:52] Rindo
    At this point, I detest you
    on a personal level!
[07:54] Subaru
    Why? None of that is my fault!
[07:57] Rindo
    Take this!
[08:02] Rindo
    KarateMao?
[08:04] KarateMao
    If you will target the Amanohara...
[08:07] KarateMao
    then I will reveal myself!
[08:10] KarateMao
    I am also an Amanohara.
[08:12] KarateMao
    Amanohara Kaimon!
[08:14] KarateMao
    Subaru's father!
[08:15] Subaru
    Oh! That's why our moves seemed similar.
[08:18] KarateMao
    Just a moment, my daughter.
[08:20] KarateMao
    Could you feel a little moved, please?
[08:22] Haruto
    I'm begging you! Send Nona
    and the others back ho—
[08:27] Subaru
    Oh, Haruto-kun. Sorry about that.
[08:29] Haruto
    Subaru-san! You're covered in wounds!
[08:32] Haruto
    How dare you do that to my
    Subaru-san?! Who was it?
[08:35] Subaru
    Um...
[08:36] Rindo
    It was me.
[08:38] Haruto
    You, was it?
[08:39] Haruto
    Wait.
[08:41] Haruto
    Rindo-san! The eternal idol
    who holds all gamers in her thrall!
[08:44] Haruto
    Rindo-san! Right?
[08:46] Rindo
    What?
[08:46] Rindo
    Me? An idol?
[08:48] KarateMao
    Open your heart!
[08:50] KarateMao
    That is the secret of the
    Shinkuu Amanohara-style.
[08:53] Subaru
    So you say, but I can't do it
    the way you do, father...
[08:57] Subaru
    or rather, I don't really want to...
[08:58] KarateMao
    I have no choice.
[08:59] KarateMao
    You there, the group of young men.
[09:03] KarateMao
    Try looking this way.
SIGN    Morning Ennui
[09:04] Subaru
    Father, those are...
[09:07] KarateMao
    Boom.
[09:08] Subaru
    Stop it!
[09:12] KarateMao
    These are all things my daughter drew.
    The rumored "slim volumes."
[09:15] KarateMao
    The genre is boys' love!
[09:17] KarateMao
    Stories where boys love boys!
[09:20] KarateMao
    Now I have revealed Subaru's
    secret interests! Boom!
[09:21] Subaru
    Y-You're too cruel...
[09:25] KarateMao
    That feeling will become your power!
[09:28] Seijirou
    What are you trying to say about these?
[09:32] Seijirou
    As far as otaku girls go,
    this is pretty average these days.
[09:34] Seijirou
    Right?
[09:35] Seijirou
    Hey, Bouida! What are you doing?
[09:40] Haruto
    F-Father. Where otaku
    interests are concerned...
[09:43] Haruto
    having them be so embarrassing you
    want to hide them is the perfect level.
[09:46] Haruto
    The fact that Subaru-san wants
    to preserve her modest image
[09:48] Haruto
    makes her, in her own way, the true
    epitome of Japanese womanhood!
[09:50] Subaru
    Haruto-kun...
[09:52] Subaru
    Somehow that sounds... sort of sexy...
[09:56] KarateMao
    Hey, glasses man.
[09:59] KarateMao
    You have no right to call me "Father"!
[10:03] KarateMao
    Now that it's come to this,
    you'll all go down together!
[10:06] KarateMao
    Starting now, I will read every single
    line of those slim books aloud!
[10:10] Rindo
    If you're going to stop him, I'll help you.
[10:12] Subaru
    Rindo!
[10:13] Rindo
    I will not forgive anyone who sullies
    a girl's dreams and freedom.
[10:17] Rindo
    Come! Let's go!
[10:19] Rindo
    Hyper Spirit Attack!
[10:21] Subaru
    Divine Power Blast!
[10:26] KarateMao
    It's no use. None at all.
[10:28] KarateMao
    As long as you refuse to open
    the depths of your hearts...
[10:30] KarateMao
    there will be no victory for you!
[10:34] Subaru
    Haruto-kun!
[10:36] Haruto
    Huh?
[10:37] Subaru
    I've been thinking this for a little while...
[10:40] Subaru
    A couple made of otaku would be
    able to understand each other
[10:43] Subaru
    and move forward in a lot of ways.
[10:45] Subaru
    So! What would you think of someone like me?
[10:47] Haruto
    What?!
[10:51] KarateMao
    I see! Subaru!
[10:53] KarateMao
    While I wasn't looking, you've grown so much!
[10:57] KarateMao
    Except for your bosom.
[11:01] Subaru
    Now, Haruto-kun! Let's go home together!
[11:04] Bellnoa
    She confessed her feelings, didn't she?
[11:05] Nona
    She confessed her feelings.
[11:07] Ozma
    Haruto's probably gonna get K.O.ed next!