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E5 - Well Fed, Well Regarded

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[00:09] ---
    This world has creatures
    in it that are called "gelins."
[00:13] ---
    One of their characteristics
    is that they are weak.
[00:15] ---
    If you cut them, they die.
    If you squash them, they also die.
[00:18] ---
    They don't differentiate
    as male or female--
[00:19] ---
    they just divide themselves to reproduce.
[00:22] ---
    And right now, I'm about to be fed one
    of these creatures unknown to me.
[00:38] ---
    "Never mind, face forward,"
[00:43] ---
    my heart just cried until it was hoarse
[00:49] ---
    When you lose something,
    is that the end of it?

[00:54] ---
    Is there no putting things back
    the way they were?

[01:00] ---
    Just as a line of clouds
    moves off somewhere

[01:06] ---
    when you take your eyes
    off of them for a moment,

[01:11] ---
    so does everything else
[01:16] ---
    I never thought there was a version of me
[01:23] ---
    that the world would have a need for
[01:28] ---
    But when I believed in what I believe,
[01:34] ---
    I found myself as I truly am
[01:40] ---
    Hello, yes, the first step
    I take after nodding

[01:45] ---
    Hello, yes, is toward
    the yet-unseen horizon

[01:58] ---
    All right, Poncho,
    what is our next food item?
[02:00] ---
    Yes, it is right here!
[02:15] ---
    "Well Fed, Well Regarded"
    That's a gelin, right?
[02:17] ---
    Yes, as you can see, this is a gelin.
[02:21] ---
    Th-Those are edible, too?
[02:24] ---
    Yes!
[02:25] ---
    Just a moment, please. Is that gelin dead?
[02:29] ---
    Yes, this gelin has
    already been slaughtered.
[02:32] ---
    It can't be. I've never heard
    of a gelin carcass.
[02:36] ---
    Oh, yeah, now that you
    mention it, that's weird.
[02:40] ---
    Liscia, what do you mean?
[02:42] ---
    If you so much as cut into the thin
    surface membrane of a gelin,
[02:45] ---
    its bodily fluid comes
    gushing out all over.
[02:48] ---
    Which is why it's not possible for them
    to leave such neat and tidy remains.
[02:52] ---
    I see.
[02:54] ---
    So, how do you get a gelin
    to end up like that?
[02:57] ---
    There is a bit of a trick to it, yes.
[03:01] ---
    This is a method I learned
    from a small tribe
[03:05] ---
    that lives far to the west,
    inside the empire.
[03:07] ---
    If you strike it with a stick or something
[03:09] ---
    just hard enough so that you
    don't break the membrane,
[03:11] ---
    you can destroy the nucleus within it.
[03:14] ---
    The locals called it "gelin ikejime."
[03:18] ---
    Come on, these aren't fish.
[03:22] ---
    After a gelin's nucleus is destroyed,
[03:24] ---
    its fluid loses its liquidity over time,
[03:27] ---
    and they gradually grow firm.
    If you continue to let them sit,
[03:31] ---
    the fluid will evaporate,
    and they will become almost hard-cured,
[03:35] ---
    but if you let about two hours
    go by after they're dead,
[03:38] ---
    when they are solidified
    to a certain degree,
[03:40] ---
    but still have some springiness,
    you can cook them up, yes.
[03:52] ---
    Then you boil them in water
    that has salt added to it,
[03:56] ---
    and they firm up even more.
[04:01] ---
    That... looks like he's adding
    stock while he's boiling it.
[04:08] ---
    Okay, please have a taste!
[04:13] ---
    They look like udon noodles.
[04:15] ---
    Udon? What's that?
[04:17] ---
    Oh, in the world where I'm from,
[04:19] ---
    there's a food that looks
    a lot like this, called "udon."
[04:23] ---
    Although, the ingredients and method
    of making it are completely different.
[04:26] ---
    Is that right?
[04:29] ---
    Okay, Souma, you first.
[04:31] ---
    Huh?
[04:32] ---
    You've eaten something
    a lot like this, right? So then...
[04:35] ---
    Y-Yes! Your Majesty, after you!
[04:40] ---
    All right, Your Majesty, here you go.
[04:43] ---
    Uh, yeah, but...
[04:47] ---
    Well, I did give Liscia and the others
    food they weren't accustomed to.
[04:51] ---
    It's not fair if I'm the only one
    who gets out of this.
[05:01] ---
    H-How is it, Souma?
[05:04] ---
    This is a lot better than I was expecting!
[05:10] ---
    I thought it would be
    more fishy and slimy,
[05:14] ---
    but this is smooth and chewy.
[05:15] ---
    I'd say it's closer to
    kudzu noodles than udon.
[05:18] ---
    Except that when I bite into them,
    there's a unique squeakiness to them.
[05:26] ---
    A-All right, I'll try it, too.
[05:32] ---
    This is something else.
[05:41] ---
    Its texture is unlike anything I've ever
    eaten before, but it's not bad.
[05:50] ---
    The soup really adds a nice flavor to it.
[05:59] ---
    Did this really come from that gelin?
    I'm amazed.
[06:12] ---
    Well, it's just about time
    for this program,
[06:14] ---
    "The King's Brillunch" to wrap things up.
[06:19] ---
    Did you like being a host, Poncho?
[06:22] ---
    Y-Yes. But I still think that being
    a host is asking a lot of me, yes.
[06:28] ---
    Someone please trade places
    with me next time.
[06:31] ---
    Well, now, is there going
    to be a next time?
[06:34] ---
    What do you say, Your Majesty?
[06:37] ---
    That all depends on if
    the people demand it.
[06:39] ---
    There you have it.
[06:41] ---
    Wouldn't it be nice if there
    was some demand, Poncho?
[06:44] ---
    I-I don't need any demand for myself, yes.
[06:47] ---
    Oh, don't be like that. Let's do this
    together again sometime.
[06:50] ---
    P-Please, I wish we wouldn't!
[06:53] ---
    All right then, everyone, take care!
[06:56] ---
    "One week later, morning"
[07:03] ---
    Who knew that there would be
    this much demand
[07:05] ---
    to keep "The King's Brillunch" going?
[07:09] ---
    We can't exactly not do a follow-up now...
[07:14] ---
    Enter!
[07:19] ---
    Marx?
[07:21] ---
    Yes. He says he has something
    very important to discuss.
[07:28] ---
    What's the matter, Marx?
    Why do we have to meet here?
[07:32] ---
    We could talk in the state affairs office,
    couldn't we?
[07:34] ---
    Please forgive me for interrupting
    your busy schedule,
[07:37] ---
    but this has to do with me stepping away.
[07:42] ---
    Hmm? Marx, you don't mean...
[07:45] ---
    The previous king, Albert,
    recognized Your Majesty's talents,
[07:48] ---
    and yielded the throne to you.
[07:51] ---
    I was thinking that I should follow
    the previous king's example.
[07:55] ---
    I have done what little I could as your
    prime minister for as long as I could,
[07:59] ---
    but I believe the time
    has come for me to leave.
[08:02] ---
    Marx...
[08:06] ---
    Then what do we do about your replacement?
[08:08] ---
    Hakuya is most talented, as well as
    being deeply devoted to Your Majesty.
[08:12] ---
    I believe him to be the perfect man
    to take over as your right hand,
[08:16] ---
    and help you to support
    the kingdom in my place.
[08:25] ---
    All right. The formal appointment
    will have to come another day,
[08:30] ---
    but I agree to this arrangement.
[08:32] ---
    Well, well, that is a huge
    weight off of my shoulders.
[08:36] ---
    Now I will just accept the retirement
    allowance I have coming to me
[08:39] ---
    for my many years of service,
[08:40] ---
    then perhaps purchase myself
    a cottage in the country,
[08:43] ---
    and enjoy my remaining years there.
[08:48] ---
    At least, that is what I considered,
[08:50] ---
    but I am well aware that
    the national treasury is in dire straits.
[08:54] ---
    I am willing to make-do with a salary
    commensurate with my position,
[08:57] ---
    and continue to serve
    at Your Majesty's side.
[09:01] ---
    Marx... You really are a wise minister.
[09:05] ---
    More than you thought I was?
[09:14] ---
    I am more grateful for
    Your Majesty's words just now
[09:18] ---
    than I would be for any reward.
[09:21] ---
    Marx, it has not been very long
    since I arrived in this world.
[09:25] ---
    There is much that I
    still do not understand,
[09:27] ---
    especially when it comes to
    the rules and customs of the court.
[09:31] ---
    Do stay on to help me make up
    for these shortcomings. Please.
[09:35] ---
    As you command.
[09:38] ---
    Your Majesty...
[09:40] ---
    I realize I have not been
    formally appointed yet,
[09:43] ---
    but as your prime minister, there is one
    suggestion I would like to put forward.
[09:47] ---
    What is it?
[09:49] ---
    Your Majesty, please take some time off.
[09:52] ---
    Huh?
[09:53] ---
    "Mercenary State Zem: A nation naturally
    defended by the mountains that
    encircle it, and established for
    mercenaries by the mercenary king Zem."
[09:56] ---
    "Hakuya Kwonmin: Quiet and always calm.
    Possesses extensive knowledge and insight,
    and is skilled at guessing the mind
    and behavior of others."
[10:02] ---
    Honestly, of all the things
    that Hakuya could have said...
[10:07] ---
    When the boss won't take time off,
[10:09] ---
    it makes it hard for those
    under him to do so.
[10:12] ---
    Okay, I get that, but...
[10:18] ---
    Ordinarily, I would ask that you
    take a substantial break,
[10:22] ---
    and spend some quiet time away
    in a tranquil location.
[10:25] ---
    Is there any time for that?
[10:27] ---
    No, there isn't.
[10:29] ---
    I don't suppose there is. Okay,
    so what do you want me to do?
[10:33] ---
    I have made various arrangements to
    allow you to take the rest of the day off,
[10:38] ---
    so please head on out
    of here with all haste.
[10:41] ---
    Yeah, if I'm taking time off,
    I'd rather loaf around in my room.
[10:45] ---
    That is overruled.
[10:47] ---
    Our objective is to have Your Majesty
    show off that you are taking a break.
[10:52] ---
    You need to enjoy your time off in a way
    that those under you are able to see.
[10:57] ---
    Can you even call that time off?
[10:59] ---
    Here is an idea. Use this opportunity
[11:01] ---
    to take Princess Liscia out
    on a date in the castle town.
[11:04] ---
    Huh?! A date?!
[11:07] ---
    Oh, that's good! By deepening
    your intimacy with her in that way,
[11:10] ---
    it will bring your succession
    that much closer.
[11:13] ---
    Let's not be hasty!
[11:15] ---
    But going out with Liscia would be nice.
    What do we do about an escort?
[11:20] ---
    Aisha is here, is she not?
[11:22] ---
    Yes indeed. With a mighty warrior
    such as her along, you will be quite safe.
[11:27] ---
    Yeah, but what's the point of bringing
    another girl along on a date?
[11:32] ---
    A flower in each hand, sire.
    I could not be more envious.
[11:35] ---
    Indeed!
[11:36] ---
    Damn that Hakuya.
    He didn't really mean that.
[11:41] ---
    Oh, there they are.
[12:02] ---
    Sonic Wind!
[12:08] ---
    Ice Sword Mountain!
[12:14] ---
    That's nothing!
[12:21] ---
    Not bad.
[12:23] ---
    You, too, Princess.
[12:25] ---
    This may be training,
    but your guard is impeccable.
[12:28] ---
    This is the way the warriors
    of this world fight?
[12:32] ---
    I mean, if they go any further,
    they're going to destroy the castle!
[12:36] ---
    Hey, you two, enough already!
[12:38] ---
    --Huh?!
    --Majesty?!
[12:44] ---
    A d-date?!
[12:45] ---
    Yeah. Is that a no?
[12:48] ---
    I-It's not a no, but the idea that
    Hakuya proposed it is a bit troubling.
[12:54] ---
    Hmm, you might be right about that.
[12:58] ---
    But I do have some time off now.
[13:00] ---
    There's nothing that says we
    can't go out somewhere, is there?
[13:03] ---
    I suppose that's true.
[13:04] ---
    Ooh, ooh, in that case,
    please come to our forest.
[13:08] ---
    Sorry, but I only have today off,
[13:11] ---
    so it has to be someplace
    that's less than a day's trip.
[13:15] ---
    It's true, the God-Protected Forest
[13:17] ---
    would take three days of travel
    each way, even on horseback.
[13:20] ---
    We'll have to forego that for now.
[13:22] ---
    I did tell you how to carry out
    the thinning though, right?
[13:25] ---
    Yes. But even so, there are those among
    the dark elves who are quite obstinate.
[13:32] ---
    And they might take issue
    with the dark elves,
[13:34] ---
    the guardians of the God-Protected forest,
    cutting down its trees.
[13:38] ---
    Yeah, I guess there are those
    types in every world, huh?
[13:42] ---
    Which is why I would
    very much like Your Majesty
[13:44] ---
    to travel there and
    rebuke them personally.
[13:47] ---
    Understood. When time allows,
    I'll go there.
[13:50] ---
    I beg your indulgence. To that end,
    please use me and my life as you see fit.
[13:56] ---
    Okay, then I have a favor
    to ask right away.
[13:59] ---
    Yes, would you like me
    to attend to you, sire?
[14:01] ---
    Why do you assume that?!
[14:02] ---
    Because I just finished
    offering myself to you.
[14:06] ---
    Souma...
[14:07] ---
    Whoa, y-you know I couldn't
    ask her to do that!
[14:11] ---
    I just wanted to ask her to be our
    escort down in the castle town.
[14:15] ---
    Y-You want me to come along
    with you on your date?
[14:19] ---
    If it were just Liscia
    and I alone together,
[14:21] ---
    and something were to happen,
    we'd be in trouble.
[14:24] ---
    And when I say "date," we're really
    just having a look around town,
[14:27] ---
    so there's nothing to be worried about.
[14:29] ---
    Well I, for one, am a little concerned.
[14:31] ---
    Huh?
[14:34] ---
    It's nothing!
[14:39] ---
    So this is a military academy uniform...
[14:43] ---
    Sorry to keep you.
[14:51] ---
    Liscia, those glasses are working for you.
[14:53] ---
    Th-They are? Thanks.
[14:57] ---
    Your Majesty, how does
    my school outfit look?
[15:03] ---
    Uh, mm-hmm...
[15:06] ---
    ...it's not that great a match.
[15:09] ---
    Why not, sire?!
[15:11] ---
    How can I put this? It doesn't fit
    with the image I have of dark elves.
[15:16] ---
    What image of dark elves do you have?
    Should I be baring more?
[15:20] ---
    Would you rather I wore my birthday suit?
[15:22] ---
    Hold on, hold on! I didn't mean that!
[15:24] ---
    Souma, I don't know what you're imagining,
[15:27] ---
    but I think she looks good like this.
[15:29] ---
    Princess!
[15:31] ---
    Whoa, why are you hugging me?
[15:39] ---
    We'll arrive in the town soon.
[15:41] ---
    Remember, once we
    step out of this carriage,
[15:43] ---
    we are no longer the king
    and the princess.
[15:46] ---
    We're simply students
    at the military academy.
[15:48] ---
    I've got it. That's why we're
    wearing these uniforms.
[15:52] ---
    Understood, Your Majesty.
[15:54] ---
    Aisha, we're undercover,
    so you can't call me "Your Majesty."
[15:57] ---
    Right! Then, what should I call you?
[16:00] ---
    Just call me by my name, like anyone else.
[16:02] ---
    If you like, you can use my
    given name, "Kazuya."
[16:05] ---
    Huh?
[16:06] ---
    Souma, I thought "Souma"
    was your given name.
[16:09] ---
    Huh? Souma is my family name,
    of course. My given name is Kazuya.
[16:15] ---
    But you're "Souma Kazuya," right?
[16:17] ---
    Yeah, Souma Kazuya...
[16:20] ---
    Oh...!
[16:22] ---
    That's right! In this country,
    given names come first, like in the west!
[16:27] ---
    I-I suppose it's too late
    to correct that now, isn't it?
[16:31] ---
    Pretty likely. I think the official
    documents all have
[16:34] ---
    "Souma Kazuya" written
    on them at this point.
[16:37] ---
    Oh, man, I can't believe
    I made that kind of screwup!
[16:41] ---
    Well, I don't see what the matter is.
[16:44] ---
    I know. What if you were to switch it
    when you are in public and in private?
[16:48] ---
    On days such as this,
    I will call you "Kazuya."
[16:53] ---
    I can't believe I have to have you
    covering up my mess.
[16:55] ---
    Kazuya, exactly what sort of perception
    of me are you imagining?
[17:00] ---
    What sort?
[17:02] ---
    The letdown dark elf?
[17:31] ---
    The castle town is a place I only ever
    passed through on my horse before,
[17:34] ---
    so just walking around like this
    is kind of refreshing.
[17:37] ---
    It has been a nice breather, huh?
[17:41] ---
    Kazuya!
[17:42] ---
    What is it?
[17:43] ---
    Trouble?
[17:44] ---
    No, I'm just hungry...
[17:50] ---
    Well then, why don't we go
    get something to eat
[17:52] ---
    at that café where Juna works?
[17:59] ---
    Well, if it isn't Your Maj--
[18:00] ---
    Good day, Miss Juna.
    I don't know if you remember me,
[18:05] ---
    but I am Kazuya, son of the silk crepe
    dealer in the kingdom of Echigo.
[18:11] ---
    Ah, yes, right, Kazuya. It has been
    too long. Is your father doing well?
[18:18] ---
    Yes, a little too well.
[18:20] ---
    There was quite a scene when Mother
    learned of his unfaithful ways.
[18:22] ---
    Is that right. Kazuya, please be mindful
    of how you treat women, too, okay?
[18:29] ---
    Leave it to Juna.
    Thank goodness she caught on.
[18:36] ---
    Gelin udon really is delicious.
[18:39] ---
    I see you added gelin udon
    to the menu right away.
[18:42] ---
    Yes. Ever since that broadcast,
    many people have been asking to try it.
[18:47] ---
    Besides, we are not yet recovered
    from the food shortage,
[18:52] ---
    so I am glad to have such
    an affordable source of food.
[18:55] ---
    We're doing all that we can.
    Sorry if we're still coming up short.
[19:00] ---
    Oh, no. Kazuya, I think you are
    doing a wonderful job.
[19:09] ---
    Why does it seem like you treat Juna
    differently than everyone else, Souma?
[19:13] ---
    Yeah...
[19:16] ---
    ...that's something that I...
[19:19] ---
    ...sensed as well.
[19:20] ---
    I can't help it. I get a little nervous
    talking to a pretty lady.
[19:26] ---
    And Aisha, you can talk
    or you can eat, but not both.
[19:32] ---
    So it's eating, is it?!
[19:33] ---
    Miss Aisha, when I first
    saw you in the royal castle,
[19:37] ---
    you appeared to be a gallant woman of
    action, who dealt directly with the king,
[19:41] ---
    but right now, you seem more like
    a letdown who is bent on eating.
[19:45] ---
    A-A what?!
[19:47] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[19:48] ---
    It's clear that you're trying to outdo
    Poncho at the gluttony game.
[19:52] ---
    I wonder what happened to
    that gallant Aisha from before.
[19:56] ---
    I-Is it possible that although I have
    offered my body and soul to you,
[19:59] ---
    you never invite me to your bed...
    because of my appetite?
[20:03] ---
    Why are we suddenly back on that again?!
[20:06] ---
    Besides, there's no way I could do that
    when I'm already engaged.
[20:09] ---
    Huh?
[20:12] ---
    Um, Souma? Polygamy is
    recognized in this kingdom.
[20:17] ---
    In fact, it is also possible for a woman
    to have multiple husbands.
[20:22] ---
    Not that it happens often...
[20:24] ---
    If you limit things
    to one husband and one wife,
[20:27] ---
    then if anything were to happen,
    your house could die out just like that.
[20:30] ---
    Sure, but... I haven't seen any queen
    consorts, except for Liscia's mother.
[20:35] ---
    Oh, originally, it was my mother
    who held the royal power.
[20:39] ---
    She's the daughter of
    the previous king, you see.
[20:41] ---
    So the king married into the family?
[20:44] ---
    Yes. After they got married, my father
    took charge of governmental affairs.
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    That's why my father never downplayed
    my mother and took any other consorts.
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    Oh, then was it right for him
    to concede the throne to me?
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    It's not an issue.
    My father got all the attention,
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    but he couldn't have abdicated
    without my mother's approval.
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    Besides, I am the only one
    who had a claim to the throne,
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    so one way or another, I figure I
    would have had to take a husband.
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    In my father's case, there were
    circumstances that dictated it,
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    but that's not true for you, Souma.
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    So if it's what you want,
    then taking another wife would be...
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    ...possible.
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    Liscia, would you be okay with it?
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    Honestly, I wouldn't be excited about it,
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    but I'd be willing to go as far
    as eight, including myself.
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    That's so many!
    Wait, what is that number based on?
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    I could have you all to myself
    one day per week.
[21:36] ---
    Oh, right. There are eight days
    in a week on this world.
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    If there are eight, does that
    only mean once per week?
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    No, I don't think it does.
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    If you and one of the others invited
    each other to your respective days...
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    That's true. Nice thinking, Juna.
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    But then, wouldn't you
    like him all to yourself?
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    Mm-hmm, you're right.
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    Whoa, now, why are the two
    of you even discussing this topic?
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    For that matter, eight of them?
    What kind of harem would that be?
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    Out of the question!
[22:11] ---
    Wah! Huh?
[22:14] ---
    Absolutely out of the question, Hal!
[22:18] ---
    The wind blowing by rushes
    through the world,

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    connecting us when otherwise
    we never would have met

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    Unfurling wings that no one else can see,
[22:31] ---
    I take flight in search of a miracle
    that no one else can find

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    Seeking the courage to keep on choosing
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    the outcome of an ever-meandering morrow,
[22:52] ---
    I never want to fear change
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    or doubt the blueness of the sky
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    More than any dreams I once had
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    and beyond any future I've imagined,
[23:05] ---
    I want to keep on drifting along
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    within this transcendentally beautiful
    moment I'm spending with you

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    If I can make that come true...
[23:17] ---
    I shoot up through the blue
    to the sky where we connect

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    Grasp my destiny and reel it in
[23:25] ---
    And through our joined hands,
[23:30] ---
    you feel my helpless wish for eternity
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    Even if this is only an illusion
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    taking place within someone's dream,
[23:39] ---
    I'll still take this blowing wind
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    and hold on tight as I take flight