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E1 - An Error-ridden Prologue

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[00:02] ---
    And we're down to the final spurt!
[00:56] ---
    One spring day...
[00:59] ---
    I came face to face with my destiny.
SIGN    #1 "An Error-ridden Prologue"
[02:48] ---
    Oops...
[03:00] ---
    See you tonight!
SIGN    Amber Concerto
[03:07] ---
    'Morning, mister!
[03:08] ---
    Hm? You deliver papers now, Tomoya-kun?
[03:12] ---
    What happened to that other job?
[03:14] ---
    I'm still working at the video store
    and restaurant.
[03:17] ---
    I took on a morning job, that's all.
[03:19] ---
    You're such a go-getter.
[03:21] ---
    But isn't it hard to balance
    all those jobs with school?
[03:23] ---
    I can handle it! After all,
    I've got a big goal now.
[03:27] ---
    Which is why I don't have
    time to dawdle! See ya!
[03:32] ---
    What anime is that boy
    hooked on this time?
SIGN    Toyogasaki Private Academy
[03:48] ---
    Class B
    Tomoya Aki
[03:51] ---
    Good morning, Sawamura-san.
[03:52] ---
    Good morning.
[03:53] ---
    Oh, how are you, Ishimaki-san?
[03:57] ---
    And you, Satomi-san?
[03:59] ---
    Sawamura-san!
[04:00] ---
    Good morning!
[04:01] ---
    Sawamura-san, good morning!
[04:02] ---
    Sawamura-san, how have you been?
[04:04] ---
    It's been too long, Sawamura-san!
[04:04] ---
    Hey, look at this, we're all in Class G!
SIGN    Class G Kiyo Ishimaki
[04:09] ---
    Oh, so we are.
SIGN    Azusa Satomi Eriri Spencer Sawamura
[04:14] ---
    Let's have a good year together, then.
[04:32] ---
    Sawamura-san?
[04:33] ---
    Hm? Oh, it's nothing.
[04:43] ---
    Hey, Tomoya!
[04:45] ---
    Oh, hey, Yoshihiko.
[04:46] ---
    Looks like we're in the
    same class again this year!
[04:48] ---
    I'm kinda busy right now.
    Don't bother me.
[04:50] ---
    What's so important? Are you doing
    a roundup of the winter anime?
[04:53] ---
    Or reviewing light novels
    that came out in March?
[04:56] ---
    I finished that stuff ages ago.
[04:58] ---
    For anime, within 24 hours
    of the finale's airing.
[05:01] ---
    For light novels,
    within three days of publishing.
[05:03] ---
    For games, within a week of release.
[05:04] ---
    My mission is to post useful news,
    divided into spoilers
[05:07] ---
    and spoiler-free, that
    anyone can see and enjoy.
[05:10] ---
    You big-league bloggers sure talk different.
    So, what are you working on?
[05:15] ---
    What you see here is a mission
    of the utmost importance.
[05:18] ---
    It's an epic project that's worthy of
    the beginning of my new otaku life.
[05:20] ---
    Whoa, check that out, Tomoya!
[05:22] ---
    Hey, what kind of friend asks a question
    and then ignores me while I'm answering?
[05:25] ---
    Look, it's Sawamura-san!
[05:28] ---
    Eriri Spencer Sawamura.
[05:30] ---
    Half-Japanese, wealthy,
    father an English diplomat...
[05:33] ---
    Plus, she's the super ace of the
    art club who got accepted into
[05:36] ---
    the municipal art exhibition
    right after she enrolled here!
[05:39] ---
    What's the point of getting so
    worked up over her now?
[05:41] ---
    Man, it's like her cuteness has been honed
    even more now that she's in second year.
[05:46] ---
    You still haven't let go of 3D girls?
[05:49] ---
    I made a point of fixating on 2D girls
    all through first year, but listen to you!
[05:53] ---
    What are you saying, you idiot?
    That's exactly why!
[05:56] ---
    She's got fair skin!
    She's half-Japanese!
[05:58] ---
    Blonde hair! In pigtails!
    And she's in knee-socks!
[06:01] ---
    She's a moe heroine with every box
    on the 2D checklist ticked off!
[06:05] ---
    You're the idiot.
[06:06] ---
    3D girls are way too much trouble.
[06:13] ---
    Hey, Tomoya, aren't you going
    to the opening ceremony?
[06:16] ---
    Sorry, go on ahead.
    I'll catch up.
[06:24] ---
    First Press Limited Edition
    Amber Concerto
[06:28] ---
    That was careless, Eriri. It's not like you
    to let a limited-edition pass you by.
[06:34] ---
    Well, online retailers stopped
     taking orders quite a while ago...
[06:38] ---
    I placed orders at all the shops
    that were getting exclusives
[06:41] ---
    the day they started taking pre-orders—
[06:41] ---
    I told you not to talk to me at school!
[06:44] ---
    And what do we say to the
    guy who lugged five boxes
[06:49] ---
    weighing 1.8kg each
    all around Akiba on release day?
[06:52] ---
    I gave you the bonus
    wall scroll, didn't I?
[06:55] ---
    You should be thanking me.
[06:58] ---
    Anyway, why did you come over
    to Class G? You're in Class B, aren't you?
[07:02] ---
    You know what class I'm in?
[07:04] ---
    They were only announced today.
[07:08] ---
    If you don't need anything, I'm leaving!
[07:10] ---
    Hey, wait! I have something
    important to discuss.
[07:13] ---
    The opening ceremony
    is about to start.
[07:15] ---
    It's now or never!
[07:18] ---
    Please!
[07:24] ---
    Well?
[07:26] ---
    It's a project proposal.
[07:28] ---
    For what?
[07:29] ---
    For the ultimate dating sim
    that we're gonna make!
[07:32] ---
    I'm dying to find out how
    someone would arrive at
[07:35] ---
    such a nonsensical, stupid,
    downright painful notion.
[07:39] ---
    I'm glad you asked!
[07:42] ---
    A life-changing event
    happened to me last week!
[07:47] ---
    I felt the hand of something
    at work that day.
[07:49] ---
    Call it fate, call it a divine revelation...
[07:52] ---
    Did you now?
[07:53] ---
    I know, isn't it amazing?!
[07:55] ---
    Isn't it like a girls' manga,
    a romantic anime,
[07:57] ---
    a moe light novel, or the prologue
    to some dating sim?!
[08:00] ---
    Yeah, it sounds like an event I've seen
    a million times that's been done to death.
[08:03] ---
    Winning formulas work
    because people love them!
[08:06] ---
    So I just had to express what
    I was feeling at that moment.
[08:11] ---
    You want to base a game around
    your encounter with that girl?
[08:15] ---
    When I saw her, game text and visuals
    and music cascaded through my brain.
SIGN    Mystery Girl That's right. This is actually my first time in town...
[08:20] ---
    That's how I knew.
[08:22] ---
    The only way to depict
    this story is in game form.
[08:25] ---
    I didn't mean that,
[08:27] ---
    I meant, why don't you track her
    down and tell her how you feel?
[08:32] ---
    Why would I want to profess
    my feelings for some 3D girl?
[08:39] ---
    And? Why are you trying to drag me into
    your little masturbatory fantasy?
[08:44] ---
    It's because you're the best
    illustrator I know of!
[08:50] ---
    By day, you are Eriri Spencer Sawamura,
    star of the Toyogasaki Academy Art Club.
[08:54] ---
    But by night,
[08:55] ---
    your secret otaku identity is a member
    of the super-popular 18+ doujinshi circle,
[08:59] ---
    "Egoistic Lily,"
[09:02] ---
    Eri Kashiwagi!
[09:03] ---
    Damn it, I keep telling you not to
    say that name on school grounds!
[09:07] ---
    You'll do it, won't you?
[09:09] ---
    You're going to do it, right, Eriri?!
[09:11] ---
    As if, you moron!
[09:13] ---
    You promised me back when
    we were in elementary school!
[09:16] ---
    I'm gonna be the president of a game
    company one day, mark my words!
[09:20] ---
    When I do, I'll come hire you!
[09:22] ---
    I'll wait for you as long as it takes!
    I'll be your game company's artist, Tomo-kun!
[09:27] ---
    Eriri...
[09:29] ---
    Tomo-kun...
[09:31] ---
    As if schoolkids would make a promise
    that specific and that mundane!
[09:35] ---
    We did! I know we did!
[09:38] ---
    If you're that gung-ho to do it,
[09:39] ---
    why don't you just do the illustrations
    and scenario yourself?!
[09:42] ---
    That's the doujin way!
[09:44] ---
    It wouldn't work.
[09:46] ---
    My skills couldn't depict that
    girl's beauty in a million years.
[09:51] ---
    She was really that cute?
[09:53] ---
    The scene is still
    seared into my eyes.
[09:55] ---
    She wore a white one-piece dress
     and a white beret.
[09:58] ---
    That fleeting glimpse of her
    standing atop the hill,
[10:01] ---
    colored by cherry blossoms
    dancing on the breeze...
[10:04] ---
    That doesn't tell me
    a damn thing about her face.
[10:07] ---
    You don't remember what
    she looked like, do you?
[10:09] ---
    You're wrong!
[10:10] ---
    My power of expression isn't up to
    capturing that perfect image, that's all!
[10:15] ---
    Even trying to would demean her.
[10:17] ---
    That's why I need the power of
    your illustrations, Eriri!
[10:22] ---
    Anyway, Tomoya,
[10:25] ---
    your way of thinking is
    warped from the get-go.
[10:29] ---
    I never expected to hear that from
    a girl who draws porno doujinshi!
[10:33] ---
    When you say this is a passion project
    but then foist off a key element,
[10:38] ---
    that tells me you aren't
    serious about it at all.
[10:40] ---
    That's exactly like a con man
    who claims to be a producer
[10:43] ---
    who just wants to kick back
    and enjoy the profits.
[10:45] ---
    I'm nothing like those halfhearted types!
    I have drive and passion!
[10:50] ---
    And I'm overflowing with ideas!
[10:53] ---
    I'm the only man for the job of
    bringing this project proposal to fruition!
[10:56] ---
    Wow, all those overflowing ideas can
    fit on that scrap of paper, huh?
[11:01] ---
    "Boy meets mysterious girl, they flirt,
    then share a joyous kiss, the end."
[11:06] ---
    That idea that "only you can bring to
    fruition" fits into one sentence.
[11:09] ---
    Stop it, stop it, stop it!
[11:10] ---
    Later.
[11:12] ---
    Wait, Eriri!
[11:14] ---
    One more time! Hear me out
    just one more time!
[11:19] ---
    There's nothing more to say.
[11:22] ---
    I'll be waiting in the
    AV room after school.
[11:28] ---
    It's too late to be saying
    that now, Tomoya.
[11:35] ---
    And now, the presentation of the top
    prize in the last month's mock exam.
[11:37] ---
    You look depressed.
[11:39] ---
    Did you already get shot down by a girl
    on the first day of the new semester?
[11:41] ---
    It's not that...
[11:45] ---
    But I'll admit that I'm now
    facing a huge crisis.
[11:47] ---
    Utaha Kasumigaoka-san, Class 3C.
[11:50] ---
    Between me and the epic project that's worthy
[11:52] ---
    of the beginning of my new otaku life stands—
[11:54] ---
    Look, Tomoya!
[11:56] ---
    Hey, Yoshihiko, you ask a question and then don't listen...
[11:57] ---
    Check it out, it's Kasumigaoka-senpai!
[12:06] ---
    Utaha Kasumigaoka,
    the smartest girl in school,
[12:09] ---
    who's never lost her seat as top
    in her class in her two years here.
[12:14] ---
    Always lost in her own world...
[12:17] ---
    She's always nodding off in class
    and never does her homework,
[12:21] ---
    but I hear the teachers
    can't touch her.
[12:24] ---
    You've never seen her do it, so don't act
    like you know what you're talking about.
[12:28] ---
    She sure is pretty, though...
[12:31] ---
    She's one of the two top beauties
    of Toyogasaki Academy.
[12:33] ---
    It's not for nothing that they say Sawamura is
    the light side to Kasumigaoka's dark side.
[12:39] ---
    If you start comparing those two, it's
    going to come back and haunt you.
[12:43] ---
    But Kasumigaoka-senpai
    has long, black hair!
[12:47] ---
    And big boobs!
    And black stockings!
[12:51] ---
    Don't you think she's a moe heroine
    who's neck and neck with Sawamura-san?
[12:54] ---
    Look, those are two books you don't
    want to judge by their covers.
[12:58] ---
    I have to say, though, it's weird
    how I never see them with guys
[13:02] ---
    even though they're so sought-after.
[13:05] ---
    Are they just good at hiding them?
    Or do they hate guys?
[13:08] ---
    Don't ask me.
[13:10] ---
    True, it wouldn't help to talk
    to you about it, Mr. 2D-only.
SIGN    There is class in the afternoon too! Don't go home just yet.
[13:27] ---
    I had a feeling you'd be here.
[13:32] ---
    You haven't had lunch yet, right?
[13:37] ---
    Mind if I join you?
[13:45] ---
    Oh, right.
[13:49] ---
    Here.
[13:57] ---
    Bell?
[13:57] ---
    "Bell"?
[13:58] ---
    Oo an do azg be zumding, ite?
[13:59] ---
    Sorry, I don't follow you.
[14:07] ---
    Well? You want to ask
    me something, right?
[14:10] ---
    That's why you have the gall to
     show your face to the girl
[14:13] ---
    you cast aside
    long ago, isn't it?
[14:15] ---
    Don't say stuff that will give
    people the wrong impression!
[14:21] ---
    Well, what do you think
    of my project proposal?
[14:24] ---
    I've never written one before, so I'd
    be glad if you could offer any advice.
[14:30] ---
    Here's where I ask you for
    an even bigger favor.
[14:34] ---
    I'd be even happier if you came on
    board the project, so if you...
[14:39] ---
    Trash to trash, rubbish to rubbish, ashes to ashes.
[14:40] ---
    I poured my heart and soul into that!
[14:44] ---
    Listen, Mr. Ethical.
SIGN    Ethics
SIGN    Slacker
[14:46] ---
    It's Tomoya.
SIGN    Tomoya
[14:47] ---
    Your misguided passion, your
    woefully ill-advised naiveté,
[14:53] ---
    and even your wildly misplaced tenacity
    aren't without their charms.
[14:57] ---
    Those all say the exact same thing
    in slightly different ways.
[15:03] ---
    I can offer no counsel to something
    that I find undeserving.
[15:07] ---
    It's that bad?
[15:09] ---
    I suppose I'd give it a zero
    as a project proposal.
[15:12] ---
    All I see is a mishmash
    of parts I've seen elsewhere.
[15:16] ---
    Look at any part of the story, and the
    source material is easily recognizable.
[15:19] ---
    And what's worse, the whole thing
    is of such poor quality
[15:21] ---
    that it doesn't even rise to
    the level of a degraded copy.
[15:25] ---
    The more of this I read,
    all I can do is sigh.
[15:28] ---
    It's that terrible?
[15:30] ---
    Anyway, I'm busy right now.
[15:34] ---
    I can't join you in your spur-of-the-moment
    "production house" games.
[15:37] ---
    It's not spur-of-the-moment!
[15:41] ---
    I've always wanted
    to make a game.
[15:43] ---
    I've always wanted to get closer to
    the creators I've admired, even if just a little.
[15:49] ---
    Utaha-senpai, remember
    what you told me once?
[15:52] ---
    That I might, or might not, have what
    it takes to be a game creator!
[15:58] ---
    Did I say that?
[16:01] ---
    Anyway, aren't you just trying to change
    the topic with cunning pleasantries?
[16:05] ---
    To me, those words were like the spider's
    thread lowered by Buddha!
[16:11] ---
    The smartest student in the history
     of Toyogasaki Academy, Utaha Kasumigaoka...
[16:15] ---
    is actually...
[16:17] ---
    the super-popular high-school author,
[16:19] ---
    writer of the "Metronome in Love" series,
    which has sold over 500,000 copies!
[16:23] ---
    Utako Kasumi!
[16:25] ---
    Given that you know that, you should
    understand that I really am busy.
[16:32] ---
    I've heard that you've started on a
    new series, right? Congratulations!
[16:36] ---
    Thank you. Goodbye, then.
[16:38] ---
    But be that as it may!
[16:39] ---
    One more time! Hear me out
     just one more time...
[16:44] ---
    I'll be waiting in the
    AV room after school today.
[16:57] ---
    Why did you have to
    pick now, Tomoya-kun?
[17:06] ---
    All done...
[17:07] ---
    It's done!
[17:11] ---
    Just you wait, Eriri!
    Utaha-senpai!
[17:34] ---
    Oh... Aki-kun.
[17:38] ---
    Miss Hasumi says to come
    to the faculty room.
[17:41] ---
    It sounds like she wants you to take
    some class materials to the AV room.
[17:47] ---
    Sorry, but I can't go now.
[17:49] ---
    There's something that I absolutely
    have to do right now.
[17:53] ---
    Oh, okay. I'll go tell her you said no, then.
[17:57] ---
    Sorry, tell her I'll come in early
    tomorrow and do it then.
[18:00] ---
    All right, I will.
[18:02] ---
    Later.
[18:03] ---
    Oh, and one more thing.
[18:05] ---
    What is it now?
[18:07] ---
    Thanks for earlier.
[18:08] ---
    For what?
[18:10] ---
    Remember? You picked up my hat
    over spring break. That white beret.
[18:14] ---
    Did I do that? I don't remember.
[18:17] ---
    I'm not surprised.
    It was quite a few days ago.
[18:21] ---
    See you.
[18:22] ---
    Yeah, see you tomorrow.
SIGN    AV Room
[18:42] ---
    Just because I'm here doesn't
    mean I plan to sign on, got it?
[18:45] ---
    I'm only hearing you out because
    I wouldn't be able to get to sleep
[18:48] ---
    if I thought you were
    waiting here all night.
[18:50] ---
    That's a laudable sentiment, Sawamura-san.
[18:56] ---
    I suppose I've never begun
    a conversation with you...
[18:59] ---
    Utaha Kasumigaoka?!
[19:01] ---
    but would you mind not
    calling me by my full name,
[19:06] ---
    Miss Eriri Spencer Sawamura?
[19:07] ---
    What are you doing here?
[19:10] ---
    What a coincidence, Sawamura-san.
[19:12] ---
    I was just about to ask you
    the very same question.
[19:16] ---
    Wait, you weren't asked here
    by Tomoya, were you?
[19:18] ---
    I had a nagging suspicion when he
    said he wanted to make a game,
[19:22] ---
    but I can't believe he had his eye
    on you to do the character designs.
[19:27] ---
    What's that fool thinking, asking a gloomy
    girl like you to write the scenario?
[19:31] ---
    If you're going to play that card,
[19:33] ---
    is it wise to entrust the illustrations
    to a mega-delinquent
[19:35] ---
    who is a sham of a proper young lady,
    perfect on the outside but rotten to the core?
[19:39] ---
    Who are you calling
    a delinquent?!
[19:41] ---
    I confess that I am gloomy, but I think
    that I'm truer to myself than you are.
[19:48] ---
    Anyway, don't get roped in by that idiot just
    because he was there for you once, you loner!
[19:54] ---
    You're not one to talk, seeing as how
    you're doing exactly the same thing.
[19:59] ---
    I only came here to stop him!
[20:01] ---
    No way is a crazy project
    like that going to work out!
[20:05] ---
    If it were that crazy, wouldn't it implode
    on its own even if you hadn't come?
[20:13] ---
    I'm out of here.
[20:15] ---
    Good day, then.
[20:16] ---
    Wait, are you going to stay?
[20:19] ---
    Do you seriously buy
    that absurd tall tale of his?
[20:22] ---
    I don't see how that is
    any of your concern.
[20:29] ---
    Wait a minute!
[20:37] ---
    What?
[20:39] ---
    You're...
[20:40] ---
    You're the...
[20:42] ---
    I'm the what?
[20:45] ---
    That hat, it was—
[20:47] ---
    Looks like we're in the same class again.
    Let's have a good year together, Aki-kun.
[20:52] ---
    One spring day... I came
    face to face with my destiny.

[20:57] ---
    Um, Megumi Kano, right?
[21:01] ---
    It's "Kato."
[21:02] ---
    Right, that's what I thought it was!
[21:04] ---
    But that was apparently a misunderstanding.
[22:42] ---
    We've been stood up.
[22:45] ---
    Yeah...