1 - Nobody Told Me This Would Happen!

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[00:06] MIDORI
    I-I'm so tired...
[00:09] MIDORI
    I've been working too much
    overtime this month.
[00:12] MIDORI
    I need to get home so I can sleep.
[00:19] MIDORI
    I can't keep going...
[00:21] MIDORI
    I'm heading straight to bed.
[00:32] MIDORI
    H-Huh?
[00:35] MIDORI
    M-My body...
[00:38] MIDORI
    Am I... dying?
[00:42] MIDORI
    I'm Midori Akitsu, and I'm 27 years old.
[00:46] MIDORI
    My life was a short one...
[00:52] MIDORI
    I can't believe I worked
    myself to death. This sucks.
[00:56] MIDORI
    No one's here for my final moments.
[00:59] MIDORI
    I didn't even get to say goodbye to my parents.
[01:03] MIDORI
    I don't want to die like this!
[01:07] GOD
    Would you like me to intervene?
[01:09] MIDORI
    Huh?
[01:12] GOD
    Your lifespan is fixed,
    so that can't be changed,
[01:16] GOD
    but if you help me, I'll change how you die.
[01:20] MIDORI
    How I die?
[01:22] MIDORI
    Wait, are you... God?
[01:26] GOD
    Yes.
[01:27] GOD
    Humans are currently persecuting other
    species in a world known as Asdyllon.
[01:35] GOD
    I'd like to reincarnate you there
[01:37] GOD
    so you can decide if the humans
    should be wiped out.
[01:41] MIDORI
    Wait, what?!
[01:43] MIDORI
    I don't think I can help you
    with something like that...
[01:45] GOD
    In exchange, I'll grant you a special power.
[01:49] MIDORI
    A special power?
[01:50] GOD
    Is there anything you want,
    like teleportation or killer abilities?
[01:57] MIDORI
    Fluff...
[01:59] GOD
    Huh?
[01:59] MIDORI
    I wanna pet fluffy things!
[02:01] GOD
    Wh-What?
[02:04] MIDORI
    I've been dying to pet my
    parents' kitty foreeeeever!
[02:12] MIDORI
    I want the healing power of stroking
     that silky fur all day long!
[02:21] MIDORI
    Petting fluffy animals is the only
    thing that soothes my exhausted heart!
[02:28] GOD
    I'm not sure I understand,
    but that'll be your special power.
[02:33] MIDORI
    Huh?
[02:34] GOD
    I'll make it so creatures
    other than humans like you.
[02:37] MIDORI
    What? H-Hang on!
[02:39] GOD
    Well, thanks for helping out!
[02:41] MIDORI
    W-Wait! I haven't agreed to anything yet!
[02:46] MIDORI
    Hey, wait!
[03:09] RALF
    Oh, the baby's awake!
[03:12] NEEMA
    What in the world happened?
[03:12] KARNA
    Father, look!
[03:14] DAYLAND
    Shh. The naming will be over soon.
[03:15] NEEMA
    I can't speak, and I can't move my body...
[03:19] CERULIA
    Her name will be Nefertima.
[03:21] CERULIA
    Nefertima Osphe.
[03:29] RALF
    Nefertima...
[03:30] KARNA
    I'll call her Neema!
[03:33] DAYLAND
    There, there. Are you hungry?
[03:37] RALF
    She's so cute!
[03:39] CERULIA
    Nice to meet you, Neema.
[03:39] NEEMA
    I... really...
[03:44] NEEMA
    I've really been reincarnated?!
[03:54] SIGN
    Fluffy Paradise
[05:16] SIGN
    Episode 1 Nobody Told Me This Would Happen!
[05:16] NEEMA
    Larshia, the largest of Asdyllon's three
    continents, is home to the Kingdom of Gaché.
[05:23] NEEMA
    I was reincarnated there as Nefertima,
    third born to the royal ducal family of Osphe.
[05:31] NEEMA
    As for my family in this world...
[05:37] RALF
    Neema, congratulations on turning three.
[05:40] NEEMA
    There's my gentlemanly older brother, Ralf.
[05:43] KARNA
    Here's a spell to celebrate!
[05:45] KARNA
    Isn't it pretty, like fireworks?
[05:47] NEEMA
    My energetic older sister, Karna.
[05:49] NEEMA
    My beautiful mother and kind father...
[05:52] SIGN
    Lovey
[05:53] NEEMA
    Although Papa can be a bit disappointing.
[05:56] NEEMA
    And finally...
[06:00] DAYLAND
    Neema!
[06:03] NEEMA
    Dee!
[06:05] NEEMA
    There's my beloved dog, Dee,
    who's always there to save me.
[06:10] NEEMA
    I eat, sleep, get coddled by my family,
    and pet fluffy animals.
[06:14] NEEMA
    My life is the best!
[06:16] CERULIA
    My, my. Neema is always
    surrounded by animals.
[06:21] NEEMA
    Thank you, God!
[06:25] BOTH
    Neema!
[06:28] NEEMA
    But maybe I shouldn't pet
     the animals too much.
[06:38] NEEMA
    The royal palace?
[06:40] CERULIA
    Yes. I have to go there for work,
    but I don't know what to do.
[06:45] CERULIA
    Your father is working,
    and Ralf and Karna are at the academy.
[06:51] CERULIA
    Animals aren't allowed at the royal
    palace, so I can't take Dee.
[06:56] CERULIA
    Can you be a good girl for me, Neema?
[06:59] NEEMA
    Yeah!
[07:00] NEEMA
    All right! I get to leave the house!
[07:12] NEEMA
    Everyone's so cheerful and lively,
[07:16] NEEMA
    but they all seem so peaceful.
[07:20] NEEMA
    They don't look like people
    who'd persecute others.
[07:28] CERULIA
    You're sure you'll be okay all by yourself?
[07:30] NEEMA
    Yeah!
[07:32] CERULIA
    All right, then.
[07:38] CERULIA
    I put a protective spell on you.
[07:41] CERULIA
    Be a good girl and wait for me, okay?
[07:50] NEEMA
    I'm bored.
[08:06] NEEMA
    Wait! Wait for me!
[08:17] NEEMA
    Oh, wow! The royal palace rules.
[08:20] NEEMA
    It's a fluffy paradise!
[08:27] NEEMA
    Huh? What?
[08:47] NEEMA
    Heck yes! A rare fluff!
[08:51] NEEMA
    I-I want to touch it. Is it okay to pet it?
[09:00] NEEMA
    Hey, that tickles!
[09:03] NEEMA
    Take this! Squeezed you back!
[09:07] NEEMA
    So fluffy!
[09:09] NEEMA
    How is it so silky and fluffy?
[09:12] NEEMA
    This fluff must be super rare!
[09:23] NEEMA
    Huh? Can I ride on your back?
[09:30] NEEMA
    How pretty!
[09:33] WILHELT
    What's that on your back, Lars?
[09:39] WILHELT
    Lars may be well-behaved,
    but he's still a beast.
[09:41] WILHELT
    Get down. It's dangerous.
[09:43] NEEMA
    Where'd this beautiful boy come from?
[09:50] WILHELT
    Come on, now.
[09:52] NEEMA
    No! Put me down!
[09:56] WILHELT
    How's this, then?
[10:01] NEEMA
    Let go!
[10:02] NEEMA
    What is this brute doing?!
[10:09] NEEMA
    Thank you!
[10:12] WILHELT
    It's rare for Lars to take to
    anyone other than me.
[10:15] WILHELT
    Hey, where are your parents?
[10:17] WILHELT
    What's a kid doing out here?
[10:19] NEEMA
    Mom is working.
[10:22] WILHELT
    What's your name?
[10:27] NEEMA
    Nefertima Osphe. I'm three years old.
[10:31] WILHELT
    You're from the Osphe family, huh?
[10:35] WILHELT
    Come with me.
[10:45] WILHELT
    Pardon me.
[10:50] DAYLAND
    Neema?
[10:51] NEEMA
    Dad!
[10:52] DAYLAND
    Why are you here?
[10:57] DAYLAND
    That's the prince's...
[10:58] WILHELT
    She seemed lost, Duke Osphe,
    so I brought her to you.
[11:02] NEEMA
    Not lost!
[11:04] WILHELT
    I rescued her while she was
    playing with Lars in the yard.
[11:07] BOTH
    What?
[11:09] DAYLAND
    Neema, tell me what happened.
[11:12] NEEMA
    I came here with Mom.
[11:14] NEEMA
    I was lonely by myself,
    and then Lars played with me!
[11:19] DAYLAND
    Neema...
[11:20] DAYLAND
    I see. You were lonely, were you?
[11:23] DAYLAND
    I'm so, so sorry.
[11:24] NEEMA
    Owie, ow...
[11:25] DAYLAND
    Your Highness, thank you
    for bringing Neema to me.
[11:32] NEEMA
    "Y-Your Highness"?
[11:33] NEEMA
    You're telling me this brute is a prince?!
[11:39] DAYLAND
    Come, now, Neema. Thank the prince.
[11:45] NEEMA
    Th-Thank you...
[11:53] WILHELT
    So polite for such a little girl.
[11:55] NEEMA
    S-Stop it!
[11:57] GAULDI
    Is that your youngest daughter?
[11:59] DAYLAND
    Yes.
[12:01] NEEMA
    Wait, does that mean this man is...
[12:04] NEEMA
    Okay, I should put on a show for him.
[12:08] NEEMA
    I'm Nefertima Osphe.
[12:10] NEEMA
    I just turned three.
[12:13] GAULDI
    My, my. What a good girl.
[12:17] GAULDI
    Do you like Lars?
[12:19] NEEMA
    We're friends!
[12:21] GAULDI
    I am Gauldi Russ Gaché.
[12:24] GAULDI
    I'm the king of this nation.
[12:26] GAULDI
    You're welcome to visit again.
[12:28] NEEMA
    Thanks, Mister King!
[12:31] CERULIA
    What's the meaning of this?
[12:34] CERULIA
    I can't believe you ran off on your own.
[12:36] CERULIA
    Do you have any idea how worried I was?
[12:39] NEEMA
    I'm sowwie.
[12:41] CERULIA
    Not only that, but you were
    riding the sky tiger?
[12:43] NEEMA
    Sky tiger?
[12:45] DAYLAND
    She's talking about Lars.
[12:48] NEEMA
    Me and Lars are friends! He protected me!
[12:53] NEEMA
    Can I visit him again?
[12:54] NEEMA
    The king invited me back.
[12:57] CERULIA
    You're hopeless... But very well.
[13:00] CERULIA
    Just promise me this.
[13:03] NEEMA
    Promise?
[13:05] CERULIA
    You mustn't visit the sky tiger
    when anyone's watching.
[13:08] CERULIA
    He's a holy beast who uses
    elemental power. He's special.
[13:13] NEEMA
    Elemental power?
[13:15] CERULIA
    That's right.
[13:16] CERULIA
    Our spells draw on our mana,
[13:20] CERULIA
    but spirits use the divine power
     that fills our world.
[13:25] CERULIA
    Using that energy is known as elementalism.
[13:28] CERULIA
    Typically, holy beasts only grow attached
    to the master with whom they bond.
[13:35] NEEMA
    But Lars is my friend.
[13:38] NEEMA
    I wanna see him and pet him...
[13:41] CERULIA
    I know. But that's why you have to promise
[13:45] CERULIA
    not to go see him while
    others are around. Okay?
[13:49] NEEMA
    Okay!
[13:50] CERULIA
    Good.
[13:52] NEEMA
    Dee! Let's play!
[13:55] CERULIA
    I know animals are fond of her, but I
    can't believe she befriended a sky tiger.
[14:01] DAYLAND
    Perhaps she has some kind of special power.
[14:17] NEEMA
    Wow!
[14:19] NEEMA
    What a splendid building.
[14:21] NEEMA
    And so many people!
[14:24] NEEMA
    I've never been anywhere other
    than home and the castle!
[14:28] NEEMA
    I'm here today to observe my
    brother and sister at school.
[14:34] NEEMA
    I wonder if there are any rare animals here!
[14:34] CERULIA
    Neema? Neema.
[14:37] CERULIA
    Don't do what you did the other day.
[14:39] CERULIA
    Here. Take my hand.
[14:41] NEEMA
    Okay!
[14:45] STUDENT
    Welcome, Duke Osphe. Have a seat.
[14:49] STUDENT
    Would you like some tea?
[14:52] NEEMA
    This is part of our school visit?
[14:54] NEEMA
    How refined!
[15:00] NEEMA
    It's like we're not at school!
[15:02] DAYLAND
    It's all the product of
    several teachers' magic.
[15:06] DAYLAND
    See that?
[15:08] DAYLAND
    They command those soldiers
    and battle one another.
[15:11] NEEMA
    Wow.
[15:12] NEEMA
    Is it like chess?
[15:14] TEACHER 1
    Next group, step forward.
[15:17] TEACHER 1
    Ralfreed Osphe.
[15:18] NEEMA
    It's my brother!
[15:20] NEEMA
    He looks tough. Will Ralf be okay?
[15:24] CERULIA
    We'll see.
[15:26] TEACHER 1
    Let the battle begin!
[15:28] NEEMA
    G-Good luck, Ralf!
[15:30] RALF
    Infantry, advance!
[15:33] OPPONENT
    Cavalry, engage them!
[15:46] RALF
    This ends here!
[15:52] TEACHER 1
    The winner is Ralfreed Osphe!
[15:55] NEEMA
    Wow, Ralf! You're so strong!
[15:59] RALF
    Thank you. It's because
    I had you supporting me.
[16:05] RALF
    Neema?
[16:08] NEEMA
    Gotta pee.
[16:14] NEEMA
    I feel better!
[16:16] TRISTAN
    Try not to lose to me.
[16:17] NEEMA
    Ralf!
[16:19] TRISTAN
    Is this your sister?
[16:21] RALF
    Now that she's back, I should go.
[16:23] TRISTAN
    Let the servants look after her.
[16:27] NEEMA
    What's this jerk's problem?
[16:29] NEEMA
    Is he my brother's friend?
[16:32] TRISTAN
    Or will she be your excuse when I beat you?
[16:36] SIGN
    R
[16:36] SIGN
    A
[16:36] SIGN
    G
[16:36] SIGN
    E
[16:38] NEEMA
    Ralf is strong! He won't lose!
[16:42] TRISTAN
    What would a mere child know?
[16:45] SIGN
    RAGE
[16:46] NEEMA
    He sneered at me!
[16:50] NEEMA
    They may be school friends,
[16:51] NEEMA
    but how dare he speak that way to the ducal
    family at the head of the line for the throne?!
[16:57] NEEMA
    Better than being a dummy
    who doesn't know his place!
[17:02] NEEMA
    O-Oops. I got carried away.
[17:06] TRISTAN
    You little brat!
[17:08] RALF
    Tristan!
[17:09] WILHELT
    What are you doing?
[17:11] TRISTAN
    Y-Your Highness?!
[17:15] WILHELT
    Raise your heads. More importantly,
[17:18] WILHELT
    I thought I saw Tristan Disdall
    raise a hand against a child.
[17:23] TRISTAN
    I-I would never!
[17:25] WILHELT
    Then why is Nefertima hiding?
[17:29] NEEMA
    Because I don't want to get
    caught by Prince Brute.
[17:33] RALF
    Your Highness, you know Neema?
[17:36] WILHELT
    Yes. I helped her previously when
    she was lost at the palace.
[17:41] NEEMA
    I wasn't lost!
[17:43] WILHELT
    Oh? Ever the amusing girl.
[17:46] WILHELT
    Would you like to become my plaything?
[17:49] NEEMA
    No!
[17:50] WILHELT
    You could come and go from
    the palace whenever you want.
[17:54] NEEMA
    Wh-Whenever I want?
[17:58] SIGN
    Fluffy Paradise!
[18:02] TRISTAN
    F-Forgive me, but surely you shouldn't
    give a child free rein of the palace.
[18:07] WILHELT
    My father likes her. It won't be an issue.
[18:10] NEEMA
    Mister King!
[18:12] WILHELT
    You seem to like my father.
[18:15] WILHELT
    Why do you run from me?
[18:17] NEEMA
    Because you're a brute.
[18:19] WILHELT
    Oh?
[18:20] WILHELT
    Are you that desperate for my attention?
[18:24] RALF
    Y-Your Highness!
[18:26] RALF
    I'm sorry, but my sister is presenting soon.
[18:30] NEEMA
    Nice save, Ralf!
[18:31] WILHELT
    I see. Then I'll join you.
[18:35] RALF
    Please give Neema to me.
    I couldn't disrespect you any further.
[18:38] WILHELT
    It's fine.
[18:39] WILHELT
    Tristan.
[18:41] WILHELT
    Nefertima is under my protection.
[18:43] WILHELT
    Don't you dare do anything like that again.
[18:48] TRISTAN
    Yes, Your Highness! I'll be careful!
[18:51] TRISTAN
    Farewell!
[18:56] NEEMA
    Huh?
[18:57] WILHELT
    I've been wondering... Are your eyes black?
[19:02] NEEMA
    Huh?
[19:02] NEEMA
    Oh, no! I let him get too close.
[19:05] NEEMA
    People in this world aren't supposed
    to have black eyes, right?
[19:08] NEEMA
    I need to fool him somehow.
[19:10] NEEMA
    Th-They're blue.
[19:14] NEEMA
    He's suspicious!
[19:16] NEEMA
    Uh, um, what else can we talk about?
[19:18] WILHELT
    Nefertima, are you—
[19:20] NEEMA
    Call me Neema!
[19:21] WILHELT
    Neema?
[19:24] NEEMA
    Now that I think about it, shouldn't
    Nefertima be shortened to Nefer or Ferti?
[19:28] NEEMA
    Why'd they have to cut out the middle?
[19:33] WILHELT
    Then call me Will.
[19:35] NEEMA
    W-Wiw...
[19:37] WILHELT
    "Wiw" is fine.
[19:44] BOTH
    Your Highness!
[19:46] WILHELT
    Be at ease. Today I'm here
    as a student of the academy.
[19:50] WILHELT
    And you are not my subjects, but graduates
    who can provide me with guidance.
[19:54] DAYLAND
    Of course.
[19:57] NEEMA
    It's Karna!
[19:59] NEEMA
    There's writing on the ground.
[20:01] WILHELT
    Her test involves using magic to defeat
    a monster summoned by a magic circle.
[20:06] NEEMA
    Oh...
[20:17] TEACHER 1
    What is that?
[20:23] BOTH
    Karna!
[20:25] NEEMA
    Is that a monster?
[20:26] WILHELT
    No.
[20:27] WILHELT
    It's a fire dragon... A mighty holy beast.
[20:30] NEEMA
    A holy beast? That's the same kind
    of special creature as Lars!
[20:35] TEACHER 1
    Impossible! Why was a fire dragon summoned?
[20:38] TEACHER 2
    Protect the students!
[20:39] WILHELT
    Is Karnadia's element fire?
[20:42] DAYLAND
    Her skill with fire is high,
     but her skill with water is low.
[20:47] WILHELT
    She's at a disadvantage.
[20:50] NEEMA
    Run, Karna!
[20:56] NEEMA
    She's smiling? She intends to fight it!
[21:00] NEEMA
    Mama, too?
[21:01] NEEMA
    Hold it, hold it, hold it.
    This is obviously reckless!
[21:08] WILHELT
    Neema!
[21:13] DAYLAND
    Neema!
[21:16] NEEMA
    I jumped without thinking!
[21:19] NEEMA
    I'm falling!
[21:29] NEEMA
    Something saved me just now, didn't it?
[21:34] NEEMA
    Thank you!
[21:36] TEACHER 3
    Water mages, advance!
[21:38] NEEMA
    This is no time to be spacing out!
[21:42] NEEMA
    Stop!
[21:43] KARNA
    Neema?!
[21:52] NEEMA
    Don't hurt him!
[23:35] SIGN
    Next Time
[23:35] SIGN
    I've Been Summoned