E6 - Walking Bet SAGA
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[00:00] ---
Previously on Zombie Land Saga Revenge*...
[00:02] ---
It's been a few months since we bombed at*
EFS as hard as any idol group ever has,
[00:05] ---
and things are starting to look
up a bit for Franchouchou!
[00:09] ---
Everyone is feeling a lot more motivated,
[00:10] ---
and Lily-chan even went on a
talent TV show on her own!
[00:13] ---
Her magical power got her to the finals,
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but then she was up against
a child acting prodigy!
[00:17] ---
And they were set to sing the same song?!
[00:19] ---
That's some band-standingly,
soul-strainingly bad news!
[00:20] ---
But our Lily-chan was able to whip up
a bold, improvised scat arrangement!
[00:23] ---
It was so seriously magical
that it had everyone
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going shoobieshoobie deeba daba beba bop!
[00:38] Inubashiri
You look like you're
racking your brain again.
[00:41] Ookoba
In another five years, you're
gonna have the same look.
[00:44] Inubashiri
I saw the chatter online, too.
[00:46] Inubashiri
About the resemblance to Lily Hoshikawa.
[00:48] Inubashiri
More people are noticing Number Three
and Four's resemblances, too.
[00:51] Ookoba
Well, they're better known than ever thanks
to that radio show and the Iron Frill business.
[00:56] Inubashiri
Most people are just making fun of them
for being a collection of lookalikes.
[01:00] Inubashiri
I guess that comes with the territory
when you're trying to get famous.
[01:03] Inubashiri
You were the first one to notice
Number Four looking like Junko Konno.
[01:07] Inubashiri
You should've started
writing stuff right away.
[01:10] Ookoba
I don't wanna write a bunch
of diet speculation.
[01:12] Inubashiri
Well, the only theory that makes sense
[01:15] Inubashiri
is that their producer is collecting
a bunch of lookalikes.
[01:17] Inubashiri
I bet the other girls probably
look like somebody, too.
[01:20] Inubashiri
Only other explanation is that they
were revived, like a bunch of zombies.
[01:23] Ookoba
If you're serious, maybe you wanna
go write for that occult mag Mu.
[01:25] Inubashiri
I'll head there for an interview right now!
[01:27] Inubashiri
Not! I'm actually going to lunch.
[01:31] Ookoba
The other girls, huh...?
[01:38] ---
Even if we have nothing else,
we still have the future.
[01:40] ---
A lowest point? Starting over from
zero? That's just part of the saga.
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Even if we burn out in the
process, we'll make it come true!
[01:45] ---
This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN Zombie Land Saga
Revenge
SIGN Walking Bet SAGA
[03:10] Kotaro
Peek...
[03:18] Kotaro
G'morning!
[03:20] Sakura/Junko
Good morning.
[03:22] Yugiri
Morning.
[03:23] Kotaro
Well, ladies of Franchouchou,
how have you been?
[03:26] Kotaro
Looks like you're getting
back in the swing of things.
[03:29] Ai
Hardly. We need to aim
higher than ever before.
[03:33] Kotaro
Very good. I like that spunk, Ai!
[03:35] Saki
Seems like folks outside of Saga
are hearing about us more.
[03:37] Saki
I bet we can blast on to
getting our revenge for EFS.
[03:40] Kotaro
Yes, exactly, Saki!
[03:42] Sakura
Let's keep trying all kinds of new things!
[03:44] Kotaro
All right, then! Let's get
down to a strategy meeting...
[03:47] Kotaro
except we can't do that,
can we, you airheaded zombies?!
[03:52] Kotaro
We've still got almost 20
million yen in debt, dumbass!
[03:55] Kotaro
How are we supposed to do any damn
thing without any damn money?!
[03:58] Kotaro
This ain't some story where we learn
how to enjoy life despite being broke!
[04:00] Kotaro
You were only able to do the
radio show and the opening act gig
[04:03] Kotaro
and that audition show because
they don't cost jack!
[04:05] Kotaro
Until we get liquid, there's
not gonna be any challenges
[04:07] Kotaro
or revenges or anything else,
you ninnyhammers!
[04:09] Saki
The debt is your fault in the first place!
[04:12] Saki
Quit acting like a kid!
[04:13] Kotaro
Okay! So, that being the case, why don't
we all get out there and get that bread?!
[04:19] Kotaro
That goes for you, too!
[04:23] Sakura
Tae-chan has today off so she can rest!
[04:26] Kotaro
Nobody ever earned by sleeping!
[04:28] Kotaro
Without money, you won't be able to have
your fun little family dinners anymore!
[04:33] Junko
Sakura-san...
[04:36] Junko
Please, don't think of
yourself as a ninnyhammer.
[04:39] Sakura
O-Okay?
[04:41] Lily
Have a good day!
[04:43] Quartet
We're heading out!
SIGN Yamada
[04:50] Yuugiri
There.
[04:53] Yuugiri
Here's today's list.
[04:56] Yuugiri
Are you going to be all right?
[05:00] Yuugiri
Be careful out there, you hear?
[05:03] Yuugiri
Romero-han, look after her.
[05:15] [SONG] Errand song
I love taking detours! (Love them!)
[05:18] [SONG] Errand song
Nothing beats the slow path! (So much fun!)
[05:22] [SONG] Errand song
But you can't forget to get
those errands done, too!
[05:27] [SONG] Errand song
Onions and pork ribs! (Ribs of pork!)
[05:30] [SONG] Errand song
Carrots and potatoes! (Potatoes!)
[05:33] [SONG] Errand song
Curry for dinner tonight,
yeah, yeah, yeah! I love it!
[05:44] Ookoba
I talked a big game, but big stories in Saga?
[05:48] Ookoba
Not like I'm in Tokyo anymore...
[05:57] Ookoba
That's Number Zero.
[06:14] Ookoba
Franchouchou's Number Zero...
[06:17] Ookoba
Even in that group, she stands out.
[06:20] Ookoba
She doesn't sing, for one thing.
[06:22] Ookoba
And when she dances, she's
basically doing her own thing.
[06:24] Ookoba
She has these strange bursts of
activity that are almost childlike.
[06:28] Ookoba
But none of the other members
seem to think that's strange,
[06:30] Ookoba
and instead of getting upset,
they almost seem to love her for it.
[06:33] Ookoba
Among fans, her devil-may-care,
free-wheeling,
SIGN Number Zero had the strongest presence in the
Drive-In Tori commercial #NumberZero #Franchouchou
SIGN Momentum is Number Zero's whole appeal! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
SIGN I get anxious seeing Franchouchou without their mascot,
Number Zero #NumberZero #Franchouchou
SIGN I'd love to see what Number Zero has to offer outside of Drive-In Tori's rooster.
I bet she could do the siren they play during Koshien.
SIGN She's too wild lol Number Zero FTW lol
SIGN It's amazing how Number Zero always nails it during the big numbers for the dances
[06:37] Ookoba
mysterious behavior has
earned a lot of love.
SIGN Number Zero's
godlike cuteness!!!!
[06:40] Ookoba
You can definitely say she's got a certain
something the rest of the group doesn't...
[06:46] Granny
Oh, Zero-chan, are you out shopping?
[06:50] Granny
I saw Number Six on TV the other day!
[06:53] Granny
That little dear is really something.
[06:57] Granny
I just bought some fish
croquettes. Have one!
[07:01] Granny
Now, don't go eating the bag like last time.
[07:05] Granny
Sure, something for Rome-chan, too.
[07:12] Kid A
Number Zero, Number Zero! Whatcha up to?
[07:15] Kid B
Oh, you're shopping today?
[07:18] Kid B
You can have some Irohanihohoho then.
[07:24] Ookoba
She fits right in...
[07:30] Ookoba
Is this a shortcut?
[07:45] Ookoba
She's eating it?!
[07:48] Ookoba
So fast!
[08:02] Ookoba
Haven't done this kinda thing in a while...
SIGN Minamoto Family Grave
SIGN Yamada Family Ancestral Grave
SIGN Super Market Morinaga Karatsu Store
[08:19] Maria
Welcome!
[08:22] Maria
Oh, it's you today, Number Zero?
[08:25] Maria
I finally saved up enough money for Mama—
[08:28] Maria
er, my mom, so I can buy her a scooter
[08:32] Maria
to replace the bike that exploded.
[08:35] Maria
To be honest, we're going through
a bit of a rebranding with our team.
[08:39] Maria
Check this out... now it's
Dance Team Dorami!
SIGN Dance Team Dorami
[08:45] Maria
You could act a little surprised.
SIGN Thinly-sliced Bacon (Canadian)
[08:47] Maria
As for why we went with dance,
[08:50] Maria
after seeing Number Two at
Franchouchou's performances,
[08:53] Maria
I figure there's more than
one way to tear it up.
[08:56] Maria
So we held a rally with all members
and decided to go into dance.
[09:01] Maria
There's also the fact Mama— er,
[09:02] Maria
Mom will probably worry less this way.
[09:06] Maria
Man, I always end up talking
your ear off for some reason.
[09:10] Maria
How much of that did you hear?!
SIGN Instant Foods Curry Spices Sauces
[09:14] Maria
Anyway, the idea is that one
day we're gonna get big
[09:17] Maria
and be on the same stage as Franchouchou!
[09:20] Maria
Count on it!
[09:23] Ookoba
That's a sweet story.
[09:27] Ookoba
She's chewing on her?!
[09:27] Maria
Aw, I keep telling you that hurts!
[09:30] Ugawa
Maria-chan.
[09:32] Ugawa
Is she chewing on your buns again?
[09:34] Sayama
We're here to pick you up.
[09:36] Maria
Oh, it's already time?
[09:38] Maria
Oof, that hurts!
[09:38] Maria
Number Zero, we're about to head to 656 Plaza
[09:42] Maria
for the Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals
Dance Battle 2019, ow, ow, ow...
[09:46] Maria
which we're entered in.
[09:48] Maria
You wanna come check it out?
[09:51] Hostess
Our next judge is one of the people who
helped make this tournament possible.
[09:55] Hostess
You all know her from Saganship Z,
[09:57] Hostess
the public relations manager
from Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals!
[10:00] PR
If you're worn out from dancing,
by all means, try out our products.
[10:04] Maria
Let's get out there and do this!
[10:05] Ugawa
We'll do our best!
[10:06] Sayama
What she said!
SIGN Bird
[11:16] Hostess
And there he is!
Our five-time grand champion!
[11:19] Hostess
Representing Saga, it's Cocco-kun!
[11:48] Hostess
What a surprise we have, folks!
[11:51] Hostess
It's Number Zero from Franchouchou!
[11:55] Ookoba
She's on stage?!
[11:55] Maria
Seriously?!
[11:57] Hostess
Unfortunately, I'm afraid there is no
last-minute entry for this competition!
[12:06] Hostess
And that's our grand champion for you!
[12:08] Hostess
He's happy to take on the challenge!
[12:40] Ookoba
That's... gotta be so fast it doesn't
look like she's moving... right?
[12:52] Hostess
And Cocco-kun is down!
SIGN Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[13:11] Maria
Number Zero! I can't believe you won
the whole thing by doing a run-in!
SIGN Bonus Prize 10 KG of onions
SIGN Grand Prize 30,000 yen
[13:15] Maria
And what was up with that spinning?!
[13:16] Maria
It looked like your head
wasn't even spinning!
[13:18] Ugawa
Seriously, it seemed almost impossible!
[13:20] Sayama
What a flex!
[13:21] Maria
You even got the prize money, too!
[13:23] Maria
I bet Number Two and the rest of the
group will be thrilled to hear about it!
[13:28] Maria
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!
You've gotta take it!
[13:34] Maria
I can't take it!
[13:37] Maria
Just give me those onions instead.
[13:39] Maria
Why?!
[13:40] Dirty Harry
What's all this? Is it a stickup?
[13:42] Dirty Harry
Are we looking at some iddy-biddy
baby muggers out here today?
[13:46] Maria
I was just trying to give
her this money back,
[13:49] Maria
but she's acting like she doesn't
want it, or doesn't care...
[13:52] Dirty Harry
You mean to tell me you don't
know what to do with some cash?
[13:55] Maria
Y-Yeah, I guess...
[13:57] Dirty Harry
Leave it to me!
[13:58] Dirty Harry
It will be this officer's pleasure to
show you how to put it to good use!
SIGN Karatsu
[14:05] Maria
Should a cop really be taking
us to a place like this?
[14:09] Dirty Harry
It's my duty as a Saga policeman to aid
and assist the prefecture's citizens!
SIGN Karatsu
[14:18] Ookoba
Seriously, Saga...?
[14:25] Ugawa
Maria-chan, it's Korosuke!
[14:28] Sayama
Bummer city....
[14:31] Dirty Harry
Y-You girls better get along,
or I'll bring you in!
[14:35] Korosuke A
We're not gonna do anything.
We can't make trouble right now.
[14:39] Maria
Sounding kinda weak there.
[14:41] Korosuke B
Hey, dumbass! It's because
Misa-san is racing today!
[14:44] Maria
Misa...
[14:45] Korosuke A
Yeah, since you guys stopped being
bikers, you might not have heard...
[14:50] Korosuke A
But after that game of chicken,
[14:53] Korosuke A
Misa-san has been chasing after the kind of
ultimate speed that Number Two showed off
[14:57] Korosuke A
by getting into boat racing.
[15:03] Maria
I guess she found a new
way to tear it up, too...
[15:06] Korosuke B
But she hasn't won even once...
[15:10] Korosuke B
Misa the Fallen Angel!
[15:12] Korosuke B
She always ends up accelerating
at the wrong time and wiping out...
[15:16] Korosuke B
The people who were calling her
the runaway princess at first
[15:19] Korosuke B
make jokes now about betting
on her being a bust!
[15:23] Korosuke B
They're even calling her Misa the Warthog!
[15:26] Competitors
Here's hoping you can make
a turn for a change.
[15:36] Maria
That's just sad...
[15:38] Korosuke B
You wanna die?!
[15:40] Maria
If she screws up like that in front of me,
I'll kill her myself.
[15:45] Dirty Harry
All right, let's move along.
We've got another race to bet on.
[15:51] Dirty Harry
Here.
[15:52] Dirty Harry
If you make a bit extra,
cut me in on it, okay?
SIGN Calling... Chief
[16:02] Dirty Harry
Yes, hello, over!
[16:04] Chief
Where are you right now?
[16:06] Dirty Harry
Uh, well, I'm, uh, upholding
my duty... as Saga PD...
[16:14] Chief
Is it the horse track?
[16:15] Dirty Harry
It's... not the horse track, no.
[16:19] Dirty Harry
Over.
[16:23] Ookoba
She's sucking on it!
[16:29] Ookoba
I must be exhausted...
[16:33] Tae
Franchouchou!
[16:36] Dirty Harry
I swear to you... I'm not
at the horse track, over.
SIGN Ticket Out
SIGN Ticket Out
[16:55] Dirty Harry
Sure, I love horses! I'm just...
not at the horse track.
[17:00] Dirty Harry
Over.
[17:03] Ugawa
Number Zero!
[17:05] Sayama
We're over here!
[17:13] Maria
Misa's race is coming up...
[17:15] Veteran A
Now then, I wonder how that
gal's gonna do today?
[17:19] Veteran B
I do like the way she races, but...
[17:27] Misa
Maria?!
[17:47] Korosukes
You've got this, Misa-san!
[17:50] Veterans
There you go! That's it! Nice racing!
[18:12] Misa
Watch this, Maria...
[18:14] Misa
And watch close!
[18:22] Misa
Number Two...
[18:28] Misa
Check this out!
[18:32] Kroosukes
She did it!
[18:33] Dorami
Too sweet!
[18:35] Veteran A
That was the eel goby turn!
[18:38] Veteran A
She pulled off the legendary technique...
[18:41] Veteran
That was it... It truly was the eel goby!
[18:44] Veteran
The eel goby has returned to Karatsu!
[19:00] Ookoba
That was a hell of a race.
I couldn't resist watching it.
[19:04] Dirty Harry
This might not be the horse track,
but that was an awesome race!
[19:08] Dirty Harry
Should've bet on it...
[19:18] Maria
What bet did you make, Number Zero?
[19:26] Dorami
Huh?
[19:35] Maria
Seriously...?
[19:52] Ookoba
I ended up following her all day...
[19:55] Ookoba
and now I only have more questions,
with no answers to show for it.
[20:00] Ookoba
I'm done.
[20:03] Sakura
Tae-cha—
[20:05] Saki
Hey, Maria!
[20:06] Sakura
You were late, so we were
worried! What happened?
[20:17] Yuugiri
Nicely done, Tae-han.
[20:20] Maria
It's good to see you again, Number Two!
[20:22] Saki
Yeah! What brings you by?
[20:25] Maria
Well, I ran into Number
Zero at the supermarket,
[20:27] Maria
and man, a whole hell of a lot happened!
[20:30] Maria
Check this out...
[20:34] Maria
She won big at the boat
races! That's 20 million.
[20:39] Lily
Did Number Zero seriously win all this?!
[20:42] Saki
20 million... How much is that?!
[20:44] Saki
Hey, shrimpy, how much is
20 million, seriously?!
[20:44] Sakura
Wh-Wh-What do we do, what do we do?!
[20:47] Junko
If Number Zero really did win all this...
[20:50] Ai
Can't we pay back our debt?
[20:52] Sakura
Ta-Ta-Ta— er, N-Number Zero,
let's tell Kotaro-san!
[21:04] Maria
Number Two...
[21:14] Kotaro
Let's gracefully accept.
[21:15] FCC
All right!
[21:17] Yuugiri
That turned out to be quite the errand run.
[21:20] Saki
Damn, Tae's way more useful than Shades!
[21:23] ---
You're amazing, Tae-chan!
[21:25] Sakura
Thank you so much, Tae-chan!
[23:04] (Flashback) Ookoba
I'm done.
[23:07] (Flashback) Sakura
You were late, so we were
worried! What happened?
[23:11] (Flashback) Sakura
Ta-Ta-Ta— er, N-Number Zero,
let's tell Kotaro-san!
[23:20] (Flashback) Inubashiri
Only other explanation is that they
were revived, like a bunch of zombies.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Sakura
Sakura here!
[23:26] Sakura
You can never tell what'll happen, huh?
[23:29] Sakura
Becoming a zombie was definitely like that.
[23:31] Sakura
Next time on Zombie Land Saga Revenge
Episode 7: "Mai Mai Revolution SAGA."
SIGN Episode 7: Maimai Revolution SAGA
[23:35] Sakura
You can never tell what'll happen!