E2 - I <3 HIP HOP SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] C      [00:00] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] Sakura     I'm Sakura Minamoto, a high school girl     with a heart full of hope and dreams! [00:05] Sakura     One day, I died suddenly     after an unfortunate accident! [00:07] Sakura     So sad! But then it's like, good morning! [00:09] Sakura     Wait, how's this happening?! [00:10] Sakura     I got chased by scary people,     a policeman shot me, [00:13] Sakura     and this weirdo is telling me     to become an idol and save Saga... [00:15] Sakura     Wait, I'm a zombie?! [00:17] Sakura     Everything's gone totally crazy! [00:18] Sakura     What the heck is going to happen now?! SIGN    Zombie 0 The Legendary... Tae Yamada SIGN    Zombie 2 The Legendary Biker Boss!! Saki Nikaido SIGN    Zombie 3 The Legendary Heisei Idol!! Ai Mizuno SIGN    Zombie 4 The Legendary Showa Idol!! Junko Konno SIGN    Zombie 5 The Legendary Courtesan Yugiri SIGN    Zombie 6 The Legendary Child Actress Prodigy!! Lily Hoshikawa [00:38] Sakura     They really did snap out of it     after yesterday's show... SIGN    Zombie 1     Sakura Minamoto [00:43] Sakura     Well, except Tae-chan. [00:51] Kotaro     Well, ladies, congratulations on waking up. [01:02] Kotaro     I said congratulations! SIGN    Mysterious Idol Producer!! Kotaro Tatsumi!! [01:10] Kotaro     I am the mysterious idol producer,     the amazing Kotaro Tatsumi-sama! [01:15] Kotaro     And that being the case, you are all     going to become idols to save Saga! [01:18] Kotaro     And boom. SIGN    Ultimate Idol Legends [01:20] Kotaro     We're going to use your legendary qualities [01:23] Kotaro     to turn Saga into the talk of the nation! [01:36] ---      SIGN    Episode 2 [01:38] OP Narration     Even if we're dead,      we want to make our dreams come true... [01:40] OP Narration     No, even if we're dead,     we will make them come true! [01:43] OP Narration     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [01:45] OP Narration     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even     if we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [01:49] OP Narration     Because that is our saga! [03:04] Saki     So, like... [03:06] Saki     I don't get any of this. [03:07] Kotaro     Oh, what's up, Saki? [03:11] Saki     I died, right? [03:13] Saki     So how come I'm not dead? [03:15] Kotaro     What, you seriously don't know? [03:19] Kotaro     Use your head for a second! [03:21] Saki     Like I said, I don't know what the hell— [03:22] Kotaro     Because you're a zombie! [03:24] Kotaro     You're a zombie, so you're up     and about, obviously! [03:27] Kotaro     What kinda normal human has a green face?! [03:30] Kotaro     Listen up. You all died and became zombies, [03:34] Kotaro     and zombies have no place     in our modern society! [03:38] Kotaro     I'm offering you freaks a place     to belong by turning you into idols, [03:43] Kotaro     so your dumbasses better appreciate it! [03:47] Kotaro     So, if you zombies are going to be idols, [03:50] Kotaro     what are you going to need the most? [03:52] Kotaro     Go ahead, Sakura! [03:53] Sakura     Uh, I dunno... [03:56] Sakura     Oh, we'll need to not bite people? [03:57] Kotaro     It's keeping the fact you're zombies a secret,     you stupid freaking zombie! SIGN    Zombie Movies SIGN    A 5-Scene Highlight Reel! [04:11] Kotaro     There. As you can see,      the zombies were obliterated. [04:14] Kotaro     So let's do a good job being idols,     so no one finds out the truth. [04:18] Kotaro     Referring to yourselves with numbers     is a part of that strategy. [04:21] Ai     I get that we're zombies now, [04:24] Ai     but I don't get why we have to be idols. [04:27] Kotaro     To save Saga! [04:29] Ai     Revitalizing a prefecture     as local idols? In Saga? [04:32] Kotaro     What, are you scared? [04:35] Ai     It's obviously not going to work. [04:37] Ai     Looking like this and trying to save Saga... [04:40] Ai     And I'm not even from Saga! [04:43] Kotaro     Saga doesn't sweat the details! [04:46] Kotaro     Even if you don't know a damn thing about it! [04:48] Ai     Hey, I know about Saga! [04:50] Kotaro     Why don't you tell me what you know? [04:53] Ai     It's... in Kyushu! [04:55] Kotaro     Oh, very impressive!     That was super good, Ai-chan! [05:00] Ai     Well, what exactly do you     know about Saga, then?! [05:03] Kotaro     I know everything!     Everything there is to know. [05:07] Ai     What's Saga's population? [05:08] Kotaro     I know that down to the tiniest decimal! [05:11] Ai     Well, go on. [05:15] Kotaro     It's... small. [05:17] Kotaro     On the smaller side. [05:18] Ai     But specifically— [05:19] Kotaro     Who the hell knows, stupid?! [05:22] Kotaro     You wanna know stats,     look it up on Wikiia! [05:25] Kotaro*     Or is that what you think?!     You think I'm Wikiia?! [05:27] Kotaro*     Nope, nope! [05:29] Kotaro     I'm the guy who's gonna make you into idols, [05:31] Kotaro     Kotaro Tatsumi-san, that's me! [05:36] Kotaro     I chose you all, [05:37] Kotaro     and I know that you will send shockwaves     through society as Saga's idols. [05:41] Kotaro     The first step for that occurs     tomorrow at Saga Castle, [05:45] Kotaro     when you participate in the     Shachi-no-mon Public Concert. [05:48] Ai     This is so clearly not going to work... [05:49] Kotaro     That's not clear at all! [05:51] Kotaro     You just have to pull it off,     like yesterday's show. [05:53] Ai     Wait, what are you talking about? [05:56] Kotaro     You all had the house jumping. [05:57] Kotaro     Right, Sakura? [05:59] Sakura     Uh, sorta... Sure. [06:04] Kotaro     Now, let's get cracking on those lessons! [06:07] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:15] Sakura     How the heck did this happen? [06:15] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! SIGN    Dance Lessons [06:19] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:24] Junko     S-Stop that, please! [06:27] Sakura     There's no way we can     pull this off right away. [06:27] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:32] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:37] Sakura     She's really staring at me... [06:44] Sakura     Oof! [06:49] Junko     E-Excuse me... Wh-What do you want? [06:55] Sakura     Ai-chan was an idol, wasn't she? [06:58] Sakura     I know I've seen her somewhere before. [07:00] Saki     Hey! [07:01] Saki     You're Sakura, right? [07:02] Sakira     Y-Yes... [07:04] Saki     Where you from? [07:06] Saki     I'm asking what middle school you went to! [07:08] Sakura     Uh... Well, I don't remember. [07:13] Saki     You screw with me and I'll kill you, got it? [07:15] Sakura     I-It's true, I really don't remember     anything from before I was a zombie! [07:19] Saki     Man, just remember it!     Make yourself remember! [07:25] Saki     And why the hell are you     taking this seriously? [07:28] Saki     You some kinda goody two-shoes?! [07:29] Saki     You want an ass-kicking?! [07:31] Sakura     Not exactly... [07:33] Sakura     It's just... since we have a show to do... [07:36] Saki     We oughta do a rally. SIGN    Biker Rally [07:40] Saki     Good to see ya! [07:45] Saki     This is so... Damn it! [07:47] Saki     I bet my Tamagotchi is dead by now. [07:56] Sakura     That was so scary... [08:02] Sakura     H-Huh? Ai-chan? [08:20] Ai     A zombie dog?! SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [08:43] Ai     What is with this place? [08:46] Sakura     Ai-chan? [08:47] Sakura     Ai-chan, are you around? [08:59] Sakura     Ai-chan! Oh, and Junko-chan. [09:02] Sakura     What are you two doing? [09:06] Ai     Isn't it obvious? I'm leaving. [09:06] (Junko     I'm leaving this place... [09:09] Ai     Why should I have to put     up with this nonsense? [09:13] Sakura     No, no, no you can't! [09:15] Sakura     It's dangerous out there! [09:17] Ai     You mean like that video he showed us? [09:19] Ai     Nothing like that's actually     going to happen. [09:20] Sakura     I got shot, for real! [09:23] Junko     That Tae girl frightens me... [09:25] Junko     I have no idea what she's thinking,     and she bites... [09:28] Sakura     I felt the same way, but it's okay!     Once you get used to it! [09:32] Sakura     Ai-chan, wait up! [09:33] Ai     Let go! [09:34] Sakura     No! [09:46] Sakura     I'm sorry, Ai-chan... but it's dangerous.     Let's go back. [09:49] Ai     Give it a rest. [09:50] ---      [09:50] Junko     Where exactly are you going? [09:52] Ai     Tokyo. [09:54] Sakura     Tokyo?! [09:55] Sakura     You can't, we don't have any money... [09:57] Sakura     And someone's gonna explode your head! [09:59] Junko     Please don't make this worse! [10:01] Sakura     Or maybe they'll punch it to mush! [10:03] Ai     You can go back by yourself, okay? [10:09] Sakura     Ai-chan, let's go back... [10:10] Ai     Do you seriously think     zombies can pull off being idols? [10:14] Ai     Why are you agreeing to this all so easily? [10:16] Ai     He's got you dancing to his tune.      Are you stupid? [10:19] Sakura     Maybe I am... [10:22] Sakura     Maybe I haven't really thought it through... [10:25] Sakura     But... [10:26] Sakura     The other day,     when we all went on stage together, [10:28] Sakura     I felt really strange... [10:31] Sakura     Like my heart was buzzing...     I was really happy. [10:36] Sakura     I don't remember life before     becoming a zombie, [10:38] Sakura     but I get the impression I've felt     something like that before. [10:42] Sakura     I want to feel that way again... [10:44] Sakura     I want to know what it really is. [10:47] Sakura     So I want to get on stage again... That's all. [10:59] B     Yo, yo, yo, yo! [11:01] C     Check, check, check! [11:03] Sakura     Those guys are kinda scary... [11:05] Ai     Rappers? [11:07] A     Mic check, yo! [11:08] A     Yo, check it! These chicks     are out really late, [11:12] A     maybe they're like us, cruising for a date? [11:14] B     Yo, screw you man, you make me do the work, [11:17] B     when you push me around,     you act like a jerk! [11:20] C     Yo, yo, yo! How about you     let me hit them up then? [11:24] C     If you end up asking,      they'll wanna be "just friends." [11:27] Junko     They're coming this way! They're coming     this way! They're coming this way... [11:29] Sakura     What do we do?! What do we do?!     What do we do?! [11:34] C     You girls wanna do some karaoke?     A little song and dance? [11:37] C     We know a place open late     if you don't got plans! [11:41] C     If you don't got money,     it'll be our treat. Okay? [11:49] Cop     You're up late boys, wanna tell me why? [11:52] Cop     Or do you think I'm gonna walk on by? [11:54] Sakura     That voice... [11:56] A     Damn it, man. [11:57] A     We didn't even do anything. [11:59] Cop     You wanna pick up girls, is that your game? [12:01] Cop     Cuz I can throw your butts in jail,     it's all the same! [12:04] Ai     Officer! Please, help! [12:07] Sakura     Ai-chan, don't! [12:14] Cop     A-Again?! [12:15] B     Whoa, hold up! This is not happening! [12:17] C     She's messed up! I'm freaking out! [12:17] Sakura     Come on, Ai-chan! [12:33] Rappers     Oh, no! This is bad! [12:35] Rappers     S-S-Save us! [12:45] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [12:47] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [12:49] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [12:52] Kotaro     Good— Wait, no, do it good. [12:55] Kotaro     Okay, do it good from the start this time. [12:58] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [13:00] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [13:01] Junko     We were really shot at yesterday, weren't we? [13:04] Ai     I thought I was going to die. [13:06] Junko     Well, we're dead already. [13:07] Kotaro     All right, that was good! [13:10] (Flashback) B     Whoa, hold up! This is not happening! [13:12] Kotaro     Okay, from the beginning... [13:16] Sakura     We better be careful tomorrow... [13:18] Saki     Hey! [13:23] Saki     You wanna die? [13:24] Sakura     Sorry for interrupting. [13:25] Saki     Hold it! [13:29] Saki     Why the hell do you listen     to shades back there? [13:32] Sakura     Y-You mean Kotaro-san? [13:35] Saki     I'm not like you! [13:37] Saki     I do what I want, and I only got     respect for people with guts! [13:41] Sakura     What is it that you want to do, Saki-chan? [13:43] Saki     Take the whole damn country over. [13:45] Sakura     Why? [13:50] Sakura     Saki-chan! [13:52] Sakura     Do you want to, just once, try and— [13:55] Saki     Hell no, I don't. [13:57] Saki     Damn it, there's a reason I waited     until the old fart was gone. SIGN    11th Shachi-no-Mon Public Concert SIGN    Featuring Deizu Middle School Woodwind Instrument Club Trio Dea Po Ron Hasetsu Jazz Orchestra Death Musume Public Concert [14:08] Kotaro     The important thing isn't     technique, it's heart! [14:13] Kotaro     Put your own heart into it,     and you can color other people's hearts! [14:16] Kotaro     That's makeup. [14:17] Sakura     I'm sorry, I didn't catch any of that. [14:20] Saki     Holy crap! This might actually work! [14:23] Lily     Yugirin, you're so pretty! [14:25] Yugiri     Am I, now? [14:27] Yugiri     You're quite lovely yourself, Lily-han. [14:31] Sakura     I wonder if they're gonna be okay... [14:34] Staff     Wait right over here. [14:36] Death Dude A     Is there seriously gonna be a     death metal show in this place? [14:40] Death Dude B     All I see are old fogeys! SIGN    Performer Waiting Room [14:42] Sakura     Everyone, make sure they don't     find out we're zombies! [14:44] Saki     That'll be a piece of cake! [14:46] Saki     There's no way they can tell! [14:48] Saki     Super easy! [14:51] Sakura     Saki-chan! [14:52] Saki     And, to be honest? [14:54] Saki     Right now? [14:55] Saki     I am hot as hell! [14:57] Sakura     I get it, I get it! [14:58] Staff     Sorry about the wait. [14:59] Staff     Could the members of Green Face     head to the stage. [15:04] Sakura     Uh, actually, we're Death Musume... [15:07] Kotaro     Starting today you're Green Face! [15:13] Sakura     Kotaro-sa— [15:14] Kotaro     Listen up! [15:15] Kotaro     You've gotta show these people     the Green Face of your hearts! [15:19] Sakura     I have no idea what that means! [15:20] Kotaro     Okay, get going! [15:22] Kotaro     Go, go, go, go! [15:30] Sakura     Tae-chan! [15:32] Sakura     I-It's nice to meet you! [15:34] Sakura     We're Green Musume! [15:36] Sakura     Er, Green Face, I mean! [15:38] Death Dude A     They got some kinda environmental     thing going on now?! [15:41] Death Dude B     What happened to Death Musume? [15:42] Death Dude B     You girls don't do metal anymore? [15:44] Sakura     B-By the way, I'm Number 1, [15:46] Sakura     and this girl is Number 0,     and then going down the line... [15:50] Sakura     Number 2, Number 3, Number 4... [15:53] Sakura     Er, Number 5, and Number 6. [15:57] Sakura     Green Face is an idol group      trying to revitalize Saga. [16:02] Sakura     Our singing and dancing are a little     green too, but we practiced hard! [16:08] Sakura     L-Let's do it... [16:10] Sakura     Yeah! [16:15] Kotaro     Music. Come on. [16:37] Death Dude A     What is this? [16:54] Sakura     The— Tae-chan?! [16:59] Sakura     No! [17:11] Lily     There it goes! [17:18] Squid Guy     Huh... [17:23] Squid Guy     Want some? [17:29] Sakura     Ta-da! It's a trick, a little trick! [17:32] Sakura     A little Handead Power! [17:38] Sakura     Saki-chan, catch! [17:44] Saki     Does that hurt? [17:48] Sakura     Okay, this another trick! [17:50] Sakura     It's Undead Power! [17:53] Crowd     That's impressive! [17:59] Sakura     Saki, over here! [18:01] Saki     It's not like it's your head! [18:04] Crowd     That's amazing, girls! [18:06] Sakura     We seriously can't keep doing this... [18:09] Saki     Screw you! [18:12] Sakura     They're gonna figure it out! [18:18] Saki     Man, your head would pop off     with your helmet like this! [18:29] Sakura     Could you try to hide the fact we're zombies?! [18:34] Sakura     You're not even trying to hide it! [18:36] Sakura     What kind of idol's head comes off?! [18:38] Sakura     How could we possibly be human?! [18:41] Sakura     What kind of human can do that?! [18:44] Sakura     Is your brain rotting too,     you stupid zombie?! [18:47] Saki     All right, bitch, you're on! [18:48] Saki     You've got some guts, and now? [18:50] Saki     I'm gonna kick your ass all     the way to Hoto Shrine! [18:52] Sakura     If they find out we're zombies,     we're extra dead! [18:54] Sakura     Are any of my words getting     through your head?! [18:57] Sakura     If you can't take this for real,     then you're the zombie [18:59] Sakura     whose deal will be head     trauma that don't heal! [19:02] Sakura     How many more times before you regret it?! [19:05] Sakura     How many cops shoot us     until you finally get it?! [19:14] Saki     You think I'm just gonna roll     over for you and agree? [19:16] Saki     I died riding and now you want     me to be an idol zombie?! [19:20] Saki     If the other choice is acting     like a suck-up snot, [19:22] Saki     you coulda left me in the ground,     I'd rather rot! [19:25] Yugiri     Yo! [19:27] Yugiri     Hup, hup! [19:28] Yugiri     Yo! [19:29] Lily     Me, too! [19:29] Yugiri     Hup, hup! [19:31] Yugiri     Yo! [19:32] Yugiri     Hup, hup! [19:33] Yugiri     Yo! [19:35] Sakura     I can't even remember who I was     before this all went down, [19:38] Sakura     but on stage, I felt something click... [19:40] Sakura     I'm no goody-two shoes,     and I'm nobody's clown. [19:43] Sakura     I'm just trying to do more     than be a worthless brick! [19:45] Saki     Who cares if you've got     memories in your head? [19:48] Saki     You won't get to see your friends,     and your Tamagotchi's long dead! [19:52] Saki     We're done, got it?! [19:54] Saki     Nothing's gonna change about that! [19:55] Sakura     Hell no, we're not done! [19:57] Sakura     We're just getting started! [19:58] Sakura     We've got to keep moving ahead!     Or we'll just be the walking dead! [20:01] Sakura     Even if we have died,      we only stop when we decide, [20:04] Sakura     so stop running, and ride again! [20:05] Sakura     Kick some ass, captain! [20:10] Sakura     And that goes for the two     of you standing over there! [20:13] Sakura     Gonna act like losers when     you're the celebrity pair? [20:15] Sakura     You've got all the talent in the world, [20:18] Sakura     but the two of you girls are giving up      without giving it a whirl! [20:20] Sakura     Quit coming up with excuses     about why you can't win! [20:23] Sakura     If you've got even a little chance,     try to do that then! [20:24] Lily     Yo, yo! [20:25] Sakura     Even a zombie can do it if she tries, [20:28] Sakura     and when you prove it,     it shows dead souls can rise! [20:31] Sakura     Yo, that goes for all you old folks, too! [20:34] Sakura     Tell anyone who talks about     golden years to go screw! [20:35] Lily     Yo, yo, yo! [20:36] Sakura     Napping on the porch in     the afternoon? Not you! [20:38] Sakura     They're worried about a low rate of birth? [20:39] Sakura     Show them all what silver's worth! [20:42] Sakura     If they wanna blame you     for everything anyway, [20:44] Sakura     keep active and show you're here to stay! [20:46] Sakura     Bang! [21:00] Death Dude A     I've... I've never seen     anything like that before... [21:03] Death Dude B     It really looked like     her head came off, too. [21:10] Sakura     Their reaction... [21:13] Saki     For real? [21:18] Sakura     We did it again... [21:20] Saki     Hey, Sakura! [21:21] Sakura     Y-Yes. [21:23] Sakura     Sorry about earlier... [21:25] Saki     You've got guts after all! [21:27] Saki     Never thought you'd start     rapping like that! I love it! [21:31] Sakura     Huh...? [21:32] Saki     Plus that egg-looking head of yours     reminds me of my Tamagotchi. [21:37] Sakura     Wait, I look like an egg?! [21:40] Saki     Idols, huh... [21:42] Saki     Might be a decent way to take over,      come to think of it. [21:46] Sakura     Saki-chan. [21:47] Sakura     Today wasn't very idol-ish, though. [21:50] Staff     Well, that was amazing. [21:52] Staff     Please come again. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Guerrilla Show! [23:26] Saki     Saki here! [23:27] Saki     If we're doing this,     we're going all the way to the top! [23:30] Saki     And we're gonna take the rip-roaring     hot blooded approach! SIGN    The Mibu Wolves [23:32] Saki     Next time on episode 3 of Zombie     Land Saga: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA. SIGN    Episode 3: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA [23:36] Saki     Watch it or get your ass kicked!