# E10 - NO ZOMBIE NO SAGA
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**[00:01] Sakura**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*!
**[00:02] Sakura**
We visited a park so that we could
win the hearts of some old folks,
**[00:05] Sakura**
but then a bunch of punks had us dancing
between a rock and a hard place!
**[00:08] ---**
**[00:08] Sakura**
Did I stand out too much by
being a babe or something?
**[00:10] Sakura**
Plus, this particular punk was the daughter
of Saki-chan's gal pal, which was really crazy!
**[00:15] Sakura**
The head of Franchouchou went on an explosive
chicken run for the sake of her old bestie's family!
**[00:19] Sakura**
Then we ended up getting a bunch of rowdy
new fans, and we were glad to have them!
**[00:35] Ai**
Okay, that's good.
**[00:36] Saki**
Nice, nice!
**[00:38] Saki**
I can see us taking over already!
**[00:40] Ai**
Don't get too carried away.
**[00:42] Saki**
I'm just saying, hypothetically!
**[00:43] Lily**
You're too strict, Ai-chan!
**[00:44] Sakura**
* Saki-chan seems really happy that*
* one of her friends is a fan now.*
**[00:45] Saki**
You say that, but half the time
you're the one giving her trouble!
**[00:49] Sakura**
* Lily-chan's been full of a lot more energy*
* since her dad started coming to our shows, too.*
**[00:55] Sakura**
* Ai-chan and Junko-chan have both been a lot*
* more relaxed since summer and Saga Rock...*
**[01:03] Sakura**
*And I... still don't remember anything.*
**[01:07] Sakura**
*What could've happened in my past?*
***SIGN*** Episode 10
**[01:21] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[01:23] Intro**
No, even if we're dead,
we will make them come true!
**[01:26] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[01:28] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[01:32] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[02:44] Sakura**
Huh?!
**[02:45] Sakura**
A concert for five hundred people?!
**[02:48] Kotaro**
That's right. The time has come.
**[02:50] Saki**
What? Is that a lot?
**[02:53] Sakura**
I mean... it's five hundred people!
**[02:56] Ai**
I think the timing is about right.
**[02:58] Ai**
This won't be like the photo
ops, business gigs, or shows
**[03:00] Ai**
where you share the ticket with other acts...
**[03:02] Ai**
Will you girls be able to fill
five hundred seats?
**[03:05] Ai**
Well, will you, Sakura?!
**[03:07] Ai**
Okay! Well said!
**[03:11] Ai**
And so, that said, our venue for this concert...
**[03:15] Ai**
Karatsu's Furusato Exhibition Hall, Arpino!
**[03:21] Sakura**
Ar... pino?
**[03:23] Lily**
Where's that?
**[03:24] Kotaro**
Well, you see...
**[03:27] Kotaro**
It's right here!
**[03:34] Saki**
Huge!
**[03:35] Lily**
So much room!
**[03:38] Yugiri**
Feels like we're finally
staking our own claim.
**[03:42] Junko**
It's a different kind of tension you
get than performing under an open sky.
**[03:45] Ai**
This takes me back...
**[03:46] Ai**
This is where my first show in Saga was.
**[03:54] Sakura**
I feel like I recognize this place, too...
**[03:58] Sakura**
Maybe I came here before as well...
**[04:01] Kotaro**
In recent years, this multi-purpose hall has
not served as a venue for many musical events.
**[04:06] Kotaro**
But Franchouchou will
change that perception.
**[04:09] Kotaro**
You're going to have people
recognize Arpino as a venue,
**[04:13] Kotaro**
which will be your first
step in saving Saga.
**[04:21] Sakura**
*That feeling!*
**[04:26] Sakura**
*I'm so excited for some reason!*
**[04:29] Sakura**
* Maybe there's something about that*
* place that connects to my past?!*
**[04:33] Sakura**
* And maybe when we do the show,*
* I'll be able to figure it out!*
**[04:36] Sakura**
*Nope! Can't sleep at all!*
**[04:38] Sakura**
*Guess I better go practice!*
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[04:44] Ai**
Sakura!
**[04:45] Ai**
Sakura!
**[04:47] Sakura**
What is it?
**[04:49] Ai**
You're rushing too far ahead.
**[04:51] Ai**
Try and match everyone else's pace.
**[04:53] Sakura**
Oh, sorry!
**[04:55] Ai**
You need a break?
**[04:56] Sakura**
Why, of course not!
**[04:58] Sakura**
Heck, I'm ready for a lot
more practice, to be honest!
**[05:01] Sakura**
This is a whole show just for us!
**[05:02] Sakura**
Have to make sure it's a proper
performance, wouldn't you say?
**[05:05] Saki**
You sound really weird.
**[05:07] Sakura**
Whatever do you mean?
**[05:09] Sakura**
Oh, by the way, I was practicing at
night and came up with an idea...
**[05:13] Sakura**
During the hook, maybe we
could add an additional step?
**[05:16] Ai**
Shouldn't we be focusing on trying
to get the basic pattern down first?
**[05:19] Sakura**
I know what you mean, but just...
Check this out real quick.
**[05:22] Sakura**
Okay? You'll think it's super cute!
**[05:24] Ai**
We can take a look, but...
**[05:26] Sakura**
Oh, wait!
**[05:27] Sakura**
Since the weather is so nice today,
maybe we should practice outdoors!
**[05:31] Sakura**
Yeah! Maybe on the roof!
**[05:33] Saki**
This place don't even have roof access.
**[05:35] Saki**
You wanna die?
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino show
**[05:39] Kotaro**
Good mornindle-lay-hee-hoo!
**[05:43] Kotaro**
Anyway, today,
**[05:45] Kotaro**
I've got a special training menu
to set you all up for the concert!
**[05:49] Sakura**
A special menu...?
**[05:51] Kotaro**
Starting today, you're all gonna
be staying in the mountains!
**[05:55] Sakura**
The... mountains?
**[05:57] Sakura**
Now?
**[05:57] Kotaro**
It's gotta be now!
**[05:59] Kotaro**
Whenever a big thing happens, there's always
a training sequence in the mountains!
**[06:03] Kotaro**
Then you get all banged up...
and much stronger...
**[06:07] Kotaro**
And return!
**[06:09] Kotaro**
Nobody is allowed off the mountain until
I come and get you-dle-ay-hee-hoo!
***SIGN*** Mount Tenzan: 1046.2 meters above sea level
***SIGN*** Same Location: Around 800 meters
**[06:19] Sakura**
Do you think there's any real point to this?
**[06:22] Saki**
Hell if I know.
**[06:24] Saki**
But if he's just making crap up,
I'm gonna smash shady's shades.
***SIGN*** Saga City
***SIGN*** Somewhere around here, I think
***SIGN*** Tenzan
***SIGN*** Karatsu
***SIGN*** Nanamagari Pass
**[06:29] Ai**
This looks like the spot.
**[06:30] Yugiri**
Well, there really isn't a single
thing up here, is there?
**[06:35] Junko**
I'm not sure I can spend long up here...
**[06:38] Lily**
I know I can't!
**[06:41] Saki**
This is looking pretty rough.
**[06:43] Sakura**
*What do we do?*
**[06:45] Sakura**
*We can't practice in a place like this!*
**[06:50] Saki**
What do you think happens
if a zombie freezes?
**[06:53] Ai**
Hard to say.
**[06:54] Ai**
You'll probably be able to
move again after thawing out.
**[06:56] Ai**
Assuming you don't get
eaten by wild animals...
**[06:58] Junko**
E-Eat—?!
**[07:00] Junko**
We'd better not freeze, then!
**[07:02] Saki**
Someone already did. Tae.
**[07:05] Sakura**
Tae-chan!
**[07:06] Saki**
Wish we had a fire or something...
**[07:08] Lily**
I can start one!
**[07:10] Saki**
For real?
**[07:11] Lily**
I was the star of *Girl Scout
Mania Case Files 3*, y'know!
**[07:16] Saki**
Never heard of it.
**[07:17] Yugiri**
In that case, I'll try to find
something for us to eat.
**[07:22] Ai**
I guess if we want to get anything
done, we can't sit around.
**[07:25] Junko**
Right.
**[07:26] Sakura**
Well, what about practicing?
**[07:29] Sakura**
We have that big show coming up.
**[07:32] Saki**
Yeah, but we gotta figure out
how to survive out here first.
**[07:35] Junko**
Although, we're already dead.
**[07:37] Saki**
I'm gonna go grab some branches
or whatever and make firewood!
**[07:41] Saki**
Branches from pine trees
and pine cones are good!
**[07:44] Yugiri**
Sakura-han, let's worry about practicing
after everyone has settled in.
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[07:55] Saki**
Check it out, shrimpy!
**[07:57] Saki**
I got a crapload of pine branches for you!
**[08:00] Saki**
See! Get a load of this!
**[08:01] Lily**
Oh, no!
**[08:03] Lily**
I told you, you have to let them
dry out by the fire first!
**[08:06] Saki**
Oh, right.
**[08:07] Yugiri**
Look here.
**[08:09] Yugiri**
I found some tasty-looking mushrooms.
**[08:11] Yugiri**
Though, some of them may be poisonous...
**[08:13] Saki**
We can eat 'em anyway! 'Cuz we're zombies!
**[08:21] Ai**
Stop!
**[08:23] Sakura**
What are you doing?
**[08:25] Ai**
Just what it looks like. I'm hunting.
**[08:27] Sakura**
Hunting?
**[08:28] Ai**
Shh! Look at the base of that tree.
**[08:33] Sakura**
You're gonna shoot that cute little piggy?!
**[08:35] ---**
Shh!
**[08:37] Sakura**
Sorry...
**[08:38] Ai**
It's okay.
**[08:40] Ai**
I've got sharper kinetic vision than the
others, so finding animals isn't a problem.
**[08:44] Sakura**
R-Really?
**[08:46] Ai**
I'm going to find some new prey.
You want to come along?
**[08:49] Sakura**
Nah. I don't think so.
**[09:00] Junko**
Sakura-san.
**[09:01] Sakura**
You're fishing, Junko-chan?
**[09:03] Junko**
Yes.
**[09:04] Junko**
I think sitting still like this
might be what I'm best suited to.
**[09:09] Sakura**
Really?
**[09:11] Junko**
There seems to be a lot going on.
**[09:14] Sakura**
Where?
**[09:15] Junko**
In your heart, Sakura-san.
**[09:19] Junko**
Is something bothering you?
**[09:22] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[09:23] Sakura**
Well, more like I'm worried
if everyone is okay...
**[09:27] Sakura**
I guess we should really practice more
to make sure the actual show goes well.
**[09:31] Junko**
Of course.
**[09:33] Junko**
But panicking would be bad, too.
**[09:35] Junko**
When you don't catch any fish,
you start to consider a lot of things.
**[09:39] Junko**
What depth are the fish swimming at?
**[09:42] Junko**
Did you use the right bait?
**[09:44] Junko**
Is the fishing spot a good one?
**[09:46] Junko**
When you're calm and examine
things from different angles,
**[09:50] Junko**
you can figure things like that out.
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[09:56] FCC**
We did it!
**[10:01] Sakura**
* I have to make sure I've got*
* it down before the show!*
**[10:05] Sakura**
*Somehow... Even if I'm by myself!*
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[10:10] Saki**
We've been up here for a while now...
**[10:14] Saki**
I figure we've about got
the wilderness thing down.
**[10:15] Saki**
But there's one important thing
we haven't taken care of yet.
**[10:19] Saki**
Something we absolutely gotta do...
**[10:21] Sakura**
Saki-chan! What a relief!
**[10:24] Sakura**
You didn't forget after all!
**[10:25] Saki**
'Course not!
**[10:27] Saki**
We gotta eat some meat.
**[10:29] Saki**
We haven't had any up here!
**[10:31] Saki**
We're zombies, right? Gotta eat meat!
**[10:34] Ai**
That baby boar is really cautious...
**[10:38] Saki**
It's not your fault, Ai.
**[10:40] Saki**
We weren't ready to tangle
with wild animals.
**[10:41] Saki**
We've gotta work together
or it's not gonna happen!
**[10:45] Saki**
All right, let's start talking
about who does what.
**[10:48] Lily**
Okay!
**[10:48] Junko**
Understood.
**[10:49] Ai**
Okay.
**[10:55] Junko**
The trap should be perfectly concealed now.
**[10:57] Saki**
All right, he should be
showing up any time now...
**[11:00] Sakura**
Hang on a second!
**[11:03] Ai**
Incoming!
**[11:05] Saki**
Hide!
**[11:06] Sakura**
Hey, wait—
**[11:11] Yugiri**
Sakura-han!
**[11:12] Saki**
Damn it, stupid! After all we—
**[11:14] Ai**
Wait.
**[11:17] Saki**
Hold still!
**[11:27] Lily**
There it is!
**[11:28] Saki**
What the hell is that thing?!
**[11:29] Junko**
Maybe the daddy boar?
**[11:32] Yugiri**
That pit wasn't nearly big enough.
**[11:36] Ai**
This... is probably really bad, right?
**[11:41] Sakura**
*What do I do?*
**[11:43] Sakura**
*What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?!*
**[11:48] Saki**
Damn it! What do we do?!
**[11:51] Yugiri**
I know!
**[11:52] Yugiri**
When I was in Shimabara, one of the
Joi revolutionaries mentioned something...
**[11:56] Yugiri**
Sakura-han, play dead!
**[11:58] Yugiri**
Try playing dead.
**[11:59] Junko**
She's actually dead, though.
**[12:01] Saki**
Sakura!
**[12:08] Saki**
He ate her!
**[12:10] Sakura**
Eep!
**[12:22] Saki**
Sakura!
**[12:25] Saki**
And safe!
**[12:28] Saki**
Hey! Sakura! You okay?!
**[12:32] Sakura**
This is weird.
**[12:34] Saki**
Yeah. That thing was way too big.
**[12:37] Sakura**
Not what I meant.
**[12:39] Sakura**
This isn't right.
**[12:40] Sakura**
We should be trying to wrestle
with this show, not with a boar.
**[12:45] Sakura**
We're supposed to be showered
in cheers, not drool.
**[12:48] Sakura**
We've got barely any time left,
**[12:50] Sakura**
so we really shouldn't be in a place
like this, doing stuff like this.
**[12:53] Saki**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[12:55] Kotaro**
Ladies!
**[12:57] Kotaro**
Good mo-mo-mornindle-lay-dee-hoo!
**[13:02] Kotaro**
How'd it go? Did you figure anything out by
being cooped up in the mountains-lay-dee-hoo?
**[13:06] Sakura**
Can't you tell from looking at me?
**[13:08] Sakura**
There's no way any of this nonsense
would help us figure anything out.
**[13:11] Sakura**
We have a show coming up.
Why are we even in the mountains?
**[13:14] Sakura**
And why a boar? I don't
understand any part of this.
**[13:16] Kotaro**
You don't?
**[13:18] Kotaro**
Then you need to just close
your eyes and open your ears.
**[13:21] Kotaro**
Let the voice of Mother Gaia
reach you, and remember!
**[13:25] Kotaro**
The fact that you are never alone!
**[13:28] Sakura**
Seriously, I've had enough!
**[13:30] Kotaro**
Huh?
**[13:36] Sakura**
I'm heading back.
**[13:37] Kotaro**
Huh?
**[13:40] Saki**
Man, now what're we gonna do?
**[13:44] Kotaro**
We're pulling out!
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[14:06] Sakura**
*What do I do...?*
**[14:08] Sakura**
* Things have been really awkward*
* because of what happened yesterday.*
***SIGN*** 9 Days Until the Arpino Show!
**[14:12] Sakura**
* But there's hardly any time*
* left until the big show...*
**[14:16] Ai**
Sakura.
**[14:16] Sakura**
* At this rate, we're not going*
* to get any rehearsing done...*
**[14:19] Ai**
Sakura!
**[14:22] Ai**
You've been too far ahead the whole time.
**[14:24] Ai**
Remember what I said before?
**[14:25] Ai**
You need to match everyone else's pace.
**[14:28] Ai**
You won't be dancing
by yourself, after all.
**[14:31] Ai**
Let's take it from the top, okay?
**[14:34] Sakura**
It's not my fault we're not in sync...
**[14:39] Sakura**
While you were all goofing
off in the mountains,
**[14:41] Sakura**
I was practicing by myself!
**[14:48] Saki**
What the hell's gotten into her?
**[14:59] Chef**
Welco— Huh?
**[15:02] Yugiri**
Courtesan on the premises.
**[15:05] Kotaro**
What do you want?
**[15:07] Yugiri**
I'm here to dance, of course.
**[15:10] Kotaro**
Why would you do that?
**[15:13] Yugiri**
You know, I did some geisha
training as well.
**[15:15] Kotaro**
That's not a real answer.
**[15:17] Kotaro**
You sent us into the mountains hoping
Sakura-han would cool her head a bit, didn't you?
**[15:24] Kotaro**
Am I wrong?
**[15:28] Kotaro**
The strength of being in a group is the ability
to make up for individual deficiencies...
**[15:32] Kotaro**
Which results in greater
collective strength.
**[15:36] Kotaro**
If she's got blinders on and can't
see around her, there's no point.
**[15:40] Yugiri**
You could've just told her that.
**[15:43] Kotaro**
She won't grow unless she
realizes it herself.
**[15:46] Kotaro**
You seem to be especially
kind with Sakura-han.
**[15:52] Kotaro**
I just wanna save Saga.
**[15:55] Yugiri**
I've got a soft spot for people who aren't
good at expressing themselves, mind you.
**[16:00] Kotaro**
It's a long, harsh road to solving
Saga's depopulation problem.
**[16:03] Kotaro**
It feels like every time we reach one peak,
an even taller one comes into sight.
**[16:08] Kotaro**
We're deep in the mountains, and it's not
going to be easy to make our way through.
**[16:13] Kotaro**
I have faith she can do it, but—
**[16:28] Yugiri**
I don't want to hear this
weak-minded nonsense, Kotaro-han!
**[16:30] Yugiri**
There's no mountain range
Sakura-han can't make her way across!
**[16:34] Kotaro**
Uh... Yeah... I was just saying—
**[16:36] Yugiri**
Have some faith in her!
**[16:42] Yugiri**
But I just said I do?
**[16:44] Yugiri**
I did, didn't I? You saw.
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[16:51] Sakura**
* What am I gonna do? What am I*
* gonna do? What am I gonna do...?*
**[16:53] Sakura**
*Things keep getting more awkward!*
**[16:56] Sakura**
* But... I want to make sure this*
* show is a success, no matter what.*
**[17:02] Sakura**
* The venue might have a connection*
* to when I was alive...*
**[17:06] Sakura**
* And it's a show that could*
* be a big opportunity for us.*
**[17:09] Sakura**
*We need to do everything we can!*
**[17:12] Sakura**
* It's okay! I'm sure I feel*
* the right way about this!*
**[17:15] Sakura**
* And once everything works out,*
* I bet they'll all understand!*
**[17:19] Ai**
Okay, you're all clear
on your positions, right?
**[17:22] FCC**
Yeah!
**[17:23] Ai**
Okay, let's try it again from the top.
**[17:29] Sakura**
* Come to think of it, I've never watched*
* from the outside like this...*
**[17:52] Sakura**
*Wow!*
**[17:54] Sakura**
*They've all got the timing perfect...*
**[17:57] Saki**
Hey, about here...
**[17:59] Saki**
Feels kinda like I'm standing around
for too long, not enough movement.
**[18:02] Yugiri**
Oh, where we're across from each other?
**[18:07] Saki**
Yeah, that's the bit I mean!
**[18:09] Ai**
Well, since Arpino has a lot of room,
**[18:12] Ai**
you want to try spreading
out further on the sides?
**[18:15] Ai**
To around mark five?
**[18:16] Saki**
Oh, I get you!
**[18:18] Ai**
The extra space would give Junko
and I more room to move...
**[18:22] Junko**
That's right.
**[18:23] Lily**
Hey, in that case, should Tae-chan and
I switch places for that part?
**[18:29] Ai**
It'd be like we're moving around Sakura.
I think that might work.
**[18:34] Ai**
Let's do that!
**[18:34] Saki**
All right, I think this is shaping up!
**[18:37] Saki**
Let's make sure we've got it down so we can
pull it off easy when Sakura gets back.
**[18:39] Sakura**
* They haven't been rehearsing at all,*
* but they're in total sync...*
**[18:45] Sakura**
* It must be because they were all working*
* together in those harsh conditions.*
**[18:50] Sakura**
*I was the only one who wasn't...*
**[18:54] Saki**
Sakura.
**[18:56] Sakura**
I'm sorry!
**[18:58] Sakura**
I... I was only thinking about myself.
**[19:02] Sakura**
Ever since I heard we'd be doing that show
at Arpino, I've been too worked up...
**[19:07] Sakura**
I was so fixated on doing it right,
doing a great job...
**[19:11] Sakura**
I thought less and less
about the rest of you...
**[19:14] Sakura**
And I forgot I was a member of Franchouchou.
**[19:18] Saki**
Yeah, that figures.
**[19:20] Saki**
I thought you were a little
hot under the collar.
**[19:23] Kotaro**
Took you too long to notice!
**[19:26] Sakura**
Kotaro-san?
**[19:28] Kotaro**
The name Arpino comes from the
Nijinomatsubara pine forest...
**[19:32] Kotaro**
Pine as in alpine,
and alpine means the Alps!
**[19:36] Kotaro**
In other words, the mountains!
**[19:38] Kotaro**
Climb the mountain inside yourself!
**[19:42] Sakura**
I have no idea what you're trying to say...
**[19:44] Sakura**
but I'll do my best!
**[19:48] Sakura**
Everyone...
**[19:53] Sakura**
All right! Let's get back to work,
and really give it our all!
**[19:57] FCC**
Yeah!
**[19:59] Saki**
All right!
**[20:01] Yugiri**
I'm glad it worked out.
**[20:03] Kotaro**
What are you talking about?
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[20:11] Sakura**
Good morning, Ai-chan!
**[20:13] Sakura**
I'm gonna go running!
**[20:15] Ai**
Be careful around traffic!
**[20:17] Sakura**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Junko
***SIGN*** Sakura
***SIGN*** Ai
**[20:18] Sakura**
* There's one week left until our the first*
* big show we'll be doing by ourselves!*
**[20:22] Sakura**
* I've got our songs and dances*
* all memorized perfectly,*
**[20:25] Sakura**
*and I'm in sync with the others!*
**[20:27] Sakura**
* And, more than anything,*
* I'm really looking forward to it!*
**[20:29] Sakura**
* Plus, if I get onto that stage, maybe*
* I'll be able to remember something...*
**[20:33] Sakura**
*Then maybe I can deal with my past!*
**[20:36] Sakura**
* I get the feeling even more*
* exciting days are gonna be ahead!*
**[20:41] Sakura**
Come on, Romero!
**[20:43] Sakura**
I'm going now—
**[20:57] Guy**
What the hell?! What the hell?!
**[20:59] Guy**
You okay?! You okay—
**[21:02] Guy**
Gotta help! Gotta do something!
**[21:31] Sakura**
Where am I...?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:26] Lily**
Lily here!
**[23:27] Lily**
Franchouchou has finally become
a totally invincible miracle seven!
***SIGN*** Where There's A Will, There's A Way!
**[23:29] Lily**
I can't wait to dazzle everybody!
***SIGN*** Ai Mizuno flawlessly performs her role as the group's center
**[23:32] Lily**
Next time is *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 11:
***SIGN*** Episode 11: A One-of-a-Kind SAGA
**[23:35] Lily**
A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA!
**[23:36] Lily**
Be sure to watch!