E1 - Good Morning SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] ---     To a place where we'll feel the excitement! [00:18] ---     Fantastic! [00:19] ---     Just fall in love! [00:23] ---     Just fall in love! [00:25] Sakura     I'm Sakura Minamoto! [00:27] Sakura     I'm starting my second     year of high school today! [00:31] Sakura     Usually, I'm kind of a klutz, and there are     times when I don't think I've got it together... [00:42] Sakura     But it isn't gonna be like that anymore! SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office [00:48] Sakura     I'm gonna be the girl I want to be! [00:57] Sakura     That way, I know... [01:04] Sakura     There are gonna be days full of thrills     and excitement waiting for me! [01:11] Sakura     I'm going now— [04:48] Sakura     What do I do? What do I do?! [05:36] Sakura     I made it... [05:38] Sakura     I think I made it out. SIGN    Machida River SIGN    Saga Prefecture [05:44] Sakura     Saga...? [05:48] Sakura     Am I in Saga? [05:49] Cop     Hey, sweetheart, you can't be out this late! SIGN    Saga Police [05:53] Cop     What's the matter? [05:55] Cop     You looking to get arrested? [05:56] Cop     'Cuz I'll arrest you! [05:58] Cop     Personally, I want to go home.     I'm soaked down to my underwear! [06:02] Sakura     Officer, please, help! [06:14] Sakura     Wha... you... [06:17] Sakura     Are you oka— [06:18] Cop     Stay back! [06:20] Cop     What the hell are you?! [06:22] Sakura     Wha? [07:03] Cop     A zombie? [07:32] Sakura     What just happened? [07:42] Sakura     What the hell? [07:44] Sakura     Why am I— [07:47] Sakura     I can't remember! [07:48] Sakura     Not a thing! [07:50] Sakura     What am I?! [07:51] Kotaro     You're Sakura Minamoto. [07:56] Sakura     The guy from before... [07:57] Kotaro     You died ten years ago. [08:01] Sakura     Say what? [08:02] Kotaro     But you're back again now, as a zombie. [08:05] Sakura     Dead? [08:06] Sakura     Zombie? [08:07] Kotaro     And from now on, as Zombie 1,     you will work with your team to save Saga! [08:15] Sakura     Um... I'm sorry. I have     no idea what you're saying. [08:20] Kotaro     You'll figure it out soon,     whether you want to or not. [08:22] Kotaro     Listen to me. [08:23] Kotaro     From now on, you need to do what I tell you. [08:26] Kotaro     If you do, there'll be no problem. [08:31] Sakura     Why? [08:32] Kotaro     My name is Kotaro Tatsumi. [08:34] Sakura     It's the strangest thing... He's... [08:38] Kotaro     I'm the man who will make you into an idol! [08:42] Sakura     Why does he... [08:44] Sakura     ...have squid in his pocket? SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Saga Prefecture [09:14] Kotaro     Okay, ladies, good morning! [09:26] Kotaro     I said good morning! [09:29] Sakura     Good... mor... ning? [09:33] Kotaro     You need to mind your manners. [09:34] Kotaro     You can't get any respect without them. [09:37] Kotaro     Look at the others. [09:38] Kotaro     No one's acknowledging you. [09:42] Kotaro     Hey there, Romero. [09:43] Kotaro     Good job wrangling the girls again today. SIGN    Let's not feed dried squid to dogs [09:52] Kotaro     And so, here we are... [09:54] Kotaro     Let's work hard to make you into the     greatest idols, starting today! [10:01] Sakura     E-Excuse me... [10:02] Kotaro     Go ahead! [10:03] Kotaro     And might I say, Sakura,     you're looking pretty healthy today. [10:05] Sakura     I just... want to confirm something... [10:08] Kotaro     Bring it on. Hit me. [10:10] Sakura     I'm... dead, right? [10:13] Kotaro     Sure are. You're Zombie 1, that's you. [10:15] Sakura     I'm wondering... how I became a zombie... [10:18] Kotaro     Come on. [10:19] Kotaro     Haven't you seen a zombie movie before? [10:22] Sakura     I have, for the record. [10:23] Kotaro     Well, there you go then. [10:30] Sakura     That's it? [10:32] Kotaro     Does there have to be more to it?! [10:34] Kotaro     A little bit of this, a little bit of that,     and bang, you're out of the grave, right?! [10:37] Kotaro     Isn't that all you really need for zombies?! [10:42] Kotaro     Is that all you wanted to ask? [10:45] Sakura     No, well, I also... [10:47] Sakura     Why am I going to be an idol? [10:49] Kotaro     To save Saga. [10:51] Sakura     By being an idol? [10:52] Kotaro     That's right. [10:54] Kotaro     In this day and age, regional idols     are becoming a thing of the past. [10:59] Kotaro     But because of that,     the competition has died out as well. [11:01] Kotaro     You're all going to capitalize     on that and save Saga, [11:04] Kotaro     which is itself on the verge      of becoming a thing of the past. [11:08] Kotaro     And boom. SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Project [11:10] Kotaro     We call it the Zombie Land      Saga Project, baby! [11:15] Sakura     But... I don't even remember     anything from when I was alive. [11:20] Sakura     So asking me to be an idol or save Saga... [11:24] Kotaro     No need to worry. [11:25] Kotaro     The others have even more baggage than you. [11:29] Sakura     Uh, and they are...? [11:32] Kotaro     Curious? [11:33] Sakura     Well, yes... [11:35] Sakura     I mean, this girl's bitten me     thirteen times since this morning. [11:40] Kotaro     They're legends. [11:43] Sakura     Legends? [11:45] Kotaro     That's right. [11:48] Kotaro     They're the legendary girls I have chosen      and revived to save Saga. [11:54] Kotaro     And with you, they will     form the ultimate team! [11:59] Kotaro     At the turn of the century she conquered     all of Kyushu with her gang, Dorami! SIGN    Dorami's Legendary Biker Boss, Saki Nikaido [12:03] Kotaro     The legendary biker boss, Saki Nikaido! [12:08] Kotaro     This girl gave rise to the 1980s idol boom      and was in a class of her own! [12:12] Kotaro     The legendary Showa idol, Junko Konno! SIGN    Legendary Showa Idol, Junko Konno [12:17] Kotaro     From the turbulent time spanning the     death of the shogunate to the Meiji era, [12:19] Kotaro     this woman was there at     the moment of revolution! SIGN    Legendary Courtesan, Yugiri [12:21] Kotaro     The legendary courtesan, Yugiri! [12:25] Kotaro     After a major break out on     a long-running period drama, [12:27] Kotaro     she managed to leave her mark on the     prime-time lineup of every network! SIGN    Legendary Child Actress Prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa [12:29] Kotaro     The legendary child actress     prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa! [12:34] Kotaro     During the warring idol period     following the year 2000, [12:37] Kotaro     she was the implacable center for     the ruling unit, Iron Frill! [12:41] Kotaro     The legendary Heisei idol, Ai Mizuno! SIGN    Legendary Heisei Idol, Ai Mizuno [12:45] Sakura     Wait... isn't she... SIGN         The Legendary     Tae Yamada [12:47] Kotaro     The legendary Tae Yamada! [12:50] Kotaro     And they will be joining you on your— [12:52] Sakura     Wait a second! Just a second! [12:55] Sakura     That last one... [12:56] Kotaro     The legendary Tae Yamada! SIGN    The Legendary Tae Yamada [12:59] Sakura     I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you. [13:02] Sakura     The legendary... [13:03] Kotaro     Tae Yamada! SIGN    The Legendary Tae Yamada [13:05] Sakura     I mean, isn't there... anything else? [13:09] Kotaro     Does there have to be?! [13:11] Sakura     But what's her legend about— [13:12] Kotaro     Who says a legend has to be about anything?! [13:15] Sakura     Then isn't she just a normal zom— [13:17] Kotaro     What makes you so legendary, then?! [13:19] Kotaro     Go on, tell me! [13:20] Kotaro     See, not a damn thing! [13:21] Kotaro     From now on, you're the only     one I won't call legendary! [13:25] Kotaro     That being said, at the moment,     they're all totally normal zombies. [13:30] Kotaro     They haven't woken up, after all. [13:32] Sakura     They need to wake up? [13:33] Kotaro     That's right. [13:34] Kotaro     I figure that with a little bit     of stimulation, like you had, [13:37] Kotaro     they'll eventually regain     their consciousness. [13:40] Sakura     Stimulation?! [13:41] Sakura     What happened to me?! [13:45] Kotaro     That being said, tonight you're all going     to put on a very stimulating performance! [13:49] Sakura     Don't try to brush— [13:51] Sakura     Wait, perform? [13:52] Kotaro     Your first performance... [13:55] Kotaro     is tonight! [14:16] Sakura     Hang on! [14:17] Crowd     It's a bunch of chicks! [14:41] Sakura     This isn't even kinda idol-like! [14:43] Kotaro     This was the only place that     had an open stage policy. [14:45] Sakura     What the hell?! [14:47] Sakura     Why are we here?! [14:48] Crew     Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no! [14:50] Crew     You can't go gnawing on that! [14:52] Crew     It costs a lot of money! [14:58] Kotaro     So, what do you think of the special     makeup skills I learned in Hollywood? [15:01] Kotaro     Nobody's noticed that they're zombies. [15:03] Sakura     That isn't the real issue here! [15:07] Sakura     Though, it's impressive... [15:09] Kotaro     And yet you went and passed out     yesterday after I tried it on you. [15:14] Kotaro     What's your problem, anyway? [15:16] ---     Let's go! [15:22] Sakura     Tae-chan? SIGN    Zero [15:26] Sakura     Wh-Wh-What, what, what is this?!     What's going on?! SIGN    Five [15:41] Sakura     No, no, no! [15:43] Sakura     They're gonna get mad at us again! [15:50] Kotaro     You've got this. [15:51] Sakura     No, I don't! That should be obvious! [15:53] Kotaro     I don't get it. What are     you so worried about? [15:56] Sakura     What am I... [15:57] Sakura     How can I do anything but worry?! [15:59] Sakura     I'm the only one who's awake! [16:01] Sakura     And it's really obvious the others are zombies! [16:03] Sakura     And isn't a performance the kind of thing     you gotta do a bunch of practice for?! [16:06] Sakura     What exactly are you expecting us to do?! [16:09] Kotaro     Just trust your instincts. [16:13] Sakura     Tae-chan might bite somebody. [16:16] Kotaro     A little biting never hurt anybody. [16:18] Sakura     Are you stupid? [16:19] Kotaro     Listen up! [16:21] Kotaro     Nobody in that crowd is expecting     a damn thing from you all. [16:26] Kotaro     That goes for me, too. Not even a little bit. [16:29] Sakura     Then— [16:30] Kotaro     And that's why! [16:32] Kotaro     That's why you have to blow     their expectations away! [16:34] Kotaro     You will all turn Saga... [16:36] Kotaro     No, you'll turn the entire     world on its head! [16:40] Sakura     We will...? [16:44] Tech     Death Musume (Name Pending), you're on! [16:47] Kotaro     Have some faith. [16:48] Kotaro     You can do this. [16:51] Sakura     Kotaro-san... [16:53] Sakura     No, I can't. [16:56] Kotaro     Okay, it's a go! [16:58] Kotaro     Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! [17:07] Sakura     U-Um, well, good evening... [17:10] Sakura     W-W-W-We are D-Death Musume! [17:13] Wig     Come on, spit it out, girlie! [17:15] Wig     What are idols doing here, anyway?! [17:17] Hochu     You better not be making fun of death metal! [17:20] Sakura     R-Right! [17:21] Sakura     Y-You can all call me Number 1. [17:25] Wig     No one cares! Get started already! [17:27] Hochu     It's just gonna be crap, anyway! [17:30] Sakura     I-I'm sorry! [17:31] Sakura     They're so mad! [17:32] Sakura     What do I do? What do I do?! [17:46] Sakura     I knew it! [17:48] Wig     A stage dive?! [17:49] Wig     They haven't even started playing yet! [17:56] Wig     This is getting kinda hairy! [17:57] Wig     I better not get in trouble for this! [17:59] Sakura     Cut that out! [18:01] Sakura     Come on! [18:06] Hochu     I can't believe they started     with trying to mosh... [18:10] Wig     That chick's actually kinda brutal. [18:12] Sakura     I knew it. [18:19] Sakura     Ugh, this is a huge mess! [18:26] Sakura     Huh? [18:27] Kotaro     Music, come on! [18:31] Crowd     Huh? [18:33] Sakura     What's this music?! [18:34] Wig     What the hell? [18:36] Wig     They're actually playing the real thing! [18:38] Hochu     This music's for them? [18:40] Wig     I like it! [18:41] Wig     Show us what you got, little girl! [19:07] Sakura     W-W-W-Wait! [19:39] Wig     What is this? [19:40] Wig     What're they doing? [19:42] Wig     How can they headbang like that? [19:45] Wig     It's like their necks are broken! [19:54] Sakura     This feeling... Where have I... [20:57] Sakura     I knew it wouldn't work. [21:00] Sakura     But... [21:03] Sakura     I wonder what that was. [21:14] Sakura     Tae-chan? [21:15] Junko     Help! [21:19] Ai     What is this? [21:21] Junko     Somebody, please, do something! [21:23] Lily     I'm scared! [21:26] Yugiri     What's going on? [21:27] Yugiri     What's all the commotion? [21:30] Saki     That was a good nap. [21:37] Sakura     W-Well... [21:41] Sakura     G... [21:43] Sakura     Good morning, everyone! SIGN    Episode 1 SIGN    Good Morning SAGA SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:27] Sakura     Sakura here! Well, there you go. We're zombies. SIGN    Dance Lessons [23:28] Sakura     Are we really gonna be idols, though? [23:31] Sakura     Since everybody's awake now,     hopefully we can get along... [23:34] Sakura     Next time on episode 2 of Zombie Land Saga:     I Love HIP HOP SAGA. SIGN    Episode 2: I <3 HIP HOP SAGA [23:38] Sakura     Be sure to watch!