ZOMBIE LAND SAGA

A typical morning. The usual music. Their normal lives. The peace these seven girls experience will suddenly be destroyed. By the living dead... zombies. A reality that they never wanted a part of, an amazing and terrifying zombie world. They all share one wish: "We want to live." These girls will struggle through this saga, in order to achieve a miracle. MAPPA, Avex Pictures, and Cygames team up to bring you a juicy, 100% original anime. A timeless shocker for all audiences, a brand new style of zombie anime, will soon rise.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Good Morning SAGA

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[00:08] ---
    To a place where we'll feel the excitement!
[00:18] ---
    Fantastic!
[00:19] ---
    Just fall in love!
[00:23] ---
    Just fall in love!
[00:25] Sakura
    I'm Sakura Minamoto!
[00:27] Sakura
    I'm starting my second
    year of high school today!
[00:31] Sakura
    Usually, I'm kind of a klutz, and there are
    times when I don't think I've got it together...
[00:42] Sakura
    But it isn't gonna be like that anymore!
SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office
[00:48] Sakura
    I'm gonna be the girl I want to be!
[00:57] Sakura
    That way, I know...
[01:04] Sakura
    There are gonna be days full of thrills
    and excitement waiting for me!
[01:11] Sakura
    I'm going now—
[04:48] Sakura
    What do I do? What do I do?!
[05:36] Sakura
    I made it...
[05:38] Sakura
    I think I made it out.
SIGN    Machida River
SIGN    Saga Prefecture
[05:44] Sakura
    Saga...?
[05:48] Sakura
    Am I in Saga?
[05:49] Cop
    Hey, sweetheart, you can't be out this late!
SIGN    Saga Police
[05:53] Cop
    What's the matter?
[05:55] Cop
    You looking to get arrested?
[05:56] Cop
    'Cuz I'll arrest you!
[05:58] Cop
    Personally, I want to go home.
    I'm soaked down to my underwear!
[06:02] Sakura
    Officer, please, help!
[06:14] Sakura
    Wha... you...
[06:17] Sakura
    Are you oka—
[06:18] Cop
    Stay back!
[06:20] Cop
    What the hell are you?!
[06:22] Sakura
    Wha?
[07:03] Cop
    A zombie?
[07:32] Sakura
    What just happened?
[07:42] Sakura
    What the hell?
[07:44] Sakura
    Why am I—
[07:47] Sakura
    I can't remember!
[07:48] Sakura
    Not a thing!
[07:50] Sakura
    What am I?!
[07:51] Kotaro
    You're Sakura Minamoto.
[07:56] Sakura
    The guy from before...
[07:57] Kotaro
    You died ten years ago.
[08:01] Sakura
    Say what?
[08:02] Kotaro
    But you're back again now, as a zombie.
[08:05] Sakura
    Dead?
[08:06] Sakura
    Zombie?
[08:07] Kotaro
    And from now on, as Zombie 1,
    you will work with your team to save Saga!
[08:15] Sakura
    Um... I'm sorry. I have
    no idea what you're saying.
[08:20] Kotaro
    You'll figure it out soon,
    whether you want to or not.
[08:22] Kotaro
    Listen to me.
[08:23] Kotaro
    From now on, you need to do what I tell you.
[08:26] Kotaro
    If you do, there'll be no problem.
[08:31] Sakura
    Why?
[08:32] Kotaro
    My name is Kotaro Tatsumi.
[08:34] Sakura
    It's the strangest thing... He's...
[08:38] Kotaro
    I'm the man who will make you into an idol!
[08:42] Sakura
    Why does he...
[08:44] Sakura
    ...have squid in his pocket?
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Saga Prefecture
[09:14] Kotaro
    Okay, ladies, good morning!
[09:26] Kotaro
    I said good morning!
[09:29] Sakura
    Good... mor... ning?
[09:33] Kotaro
    You need to mind your manners.
[09:34] Kotaro
    You can't get any respect without them.
[09:37] Kotaro
    Look at the others.
[09:38] Kotaro
    No one's acknowledging you.
[09:42] Kotaro
    Hey there, Romero.
[09:43] Kotaro
    Good job wrangling the girls again today.
SIGN    Let's not feed dried squid to dogs
[09:52] Kotaro
    And so, here we are...
[09:54] Kotaro
    Let's work hard to make you into the
    greatest idols, starting today!
[10:01] Sakura
    E-Excuse me...
[10:02] Kotaro
    Go ahead!
[10:03] Kotaro
    And might I say, Sakura,
    you're looking pretty healthy today.
[10:05] Sakura
    I just... want to confirm something...
[10:08] Kotaro
    Bring it on. Hit me.
[10:10] Sakura
    I'm... dead, right?
[10:13] Kotaro
    Sure are. You're Zombie 1, that's you.
[10:15] Sakura
    I'm wondering... how I became a zombie...
[10:18] Kotaro
    Come on.
[10:19] Kotaro
    Haven't you seen a zombie movie before?
[10:22] Sakura
    I have, for the record.
[10:23] Kotaro
    Well, there you go then.
[10:30] Sakura
    That's it?
[10:32] Kotaro
    Does there have to be more to it?!
[10:34] Kotaro
    A little bit of this, a little bit of that,
    and bang, you're out of the grave, right?!
[10:37] Kotaro
    Isn't that all you really need for zombies?!
[10:42] Kotaro
    Is that all you wanted to ask?
[10:45] Sakura
    No, well, I also...
[10:47] Sakura
    Why am I going to be an idol?
[10:49] Kotaro
    To save Saga.
[10:51] Sakura
    By being an idol?
[10:52] Kotaro
    That's right.
[10:54] Kotaro
    In this day and age, regional idols
    are becoming a thing of the past.
[10:59] Kotaro
    But because of that,
    the competition has died out as well.
[11:01] Kotaro
    You're all going to capitalize
    on that and save Saga,
[11:04] Kotaro
    which is itself on the verge
     of becoming a thing of the past.
[11:08] Kotaro
    And boom.
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Project
[11:10] Kotaro
    We call it the Zombie Land
     Saga Project, baby!
[11:15] Sakura
    But... I don't even remember
    anything from when I was alive.
[11:20] Sakura
    So asking me to be an idol or save Saga...
[11:24] Kotaro
    No need to worry.
[11:25] Kotaro
    The others have even more baggage than you.
[11:29] Sakura
    Uh, and they are...?
[11:32] Kotaro
    Curious?
[11:33] Sakura
    Well, yes...
[11:35] Sakura
    I mean, this girl's bitten me
    thirteen times since this morning.
[11:40] Kotaro
    They're legends.
[11:43] Sakura
    Legends?
[11:45] Kotaro
    That's right.
[11:48] Kotaro
    They're the legendary girls I have chosen
     and revived to save Saga.
[11:54] Kotaro
    And with you, they will
    form the ultimate team!
[11:59] Kotaro
    At the turn of the century she conquered
    all of Kyushu with her gang, Dorami!
SIGN    Dorami's Legendary Biker Boss, Saki Nikaido
[12:03] Kotaro
    The legendary biker boss, Saki Nikaido!
[12:08] Kotaro
    This girl gave rise to the 1980s idol boom
     and was in a class of her own!
[12:12] Kotaro
    The legendary Showa idol, Junko Konno!
SIGN    Legendary Showa Idol, Junko Konno
[12:17] Kotaro
    From the turbulent time spanning the
    death of the shogunate to the Meiji era,
[12:19] Kotaro
    this woman was there at
    the moment of revolution!
SIGN    Legendary Courtesan, Yugiri
[12:21] Kotaro
    The legendary courtesan, Yugiri!
[12:25] Kotaro
    After a major break out on
    a long-running period drama,
[12:27] Kotaro
    she managed to leave her mark on the
    prime-time lineup of every network!
SIGN    Legendary Child Actress Prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa
[12:29] Kotaro
    The legendary child actress
    prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa!
[12:34] Kotaro
    During the warring idol period
    following the year 2000,
[12:37] Kotaro
    she was the implacable center for
    the ruling unit, Iron Frill!
[12:41] Kotaro
    The legendary Heisei idol, Ai Mizuno!
SIGN    Legendary Heisei Idol, Ai Mizuno
[12:45] Sakura
    Wait... isn't she...
SIGN    
    The Legendary
    Tae Yamada
[12:47] Kotaro
    The legendary Tae Yamada!
[12:50] Kotaro
    And they will be joining you on your—
[12:52] Sakura
    Wait a second! Just a second!
[12:55] Sakura
    That last one...
[12:56] Kotaro
    The legendary Tae Yamada!
SIGN    The Legendary Tae Yamada
[12:59] Sakura
    I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you.
[13:02] Sakura
    The legendary...
[13:03] Kotaro
    Tae Yamada!
SIGN    The Legendary Tae Yamada
[13:05] Sakura
    I mean, isn't there... anything else?
[13:09] Kotaro
    Does there have to be?!
[13:11] Sakura
    But what's her legend about—
[13:12] Kotaro
    Who says a legend has to be about anything?!
[13:15] Sakura
    Then isn't she just a normal zom—
[13:17] Kotaro
    What makes you so legendary, then?!
[13:19] Kotaro
    Go on, tell me!
[13:20] Kotaro
    See, not a damn thing!
[13:21] Kotaro
    From now on, you're the only
    one I won't call legendary!
[13:25] Kotaro
    That being said, at the moment,
    they're all totally normal zombies.
[13:30] Kotaro
    They haven't woken up, after all.
[13:32] Sakura
    They need to wake up?
[13:33] Kotaro
    That's right.
[13:34] Kotaro
    I figure that with a little bit
    of stimulation, like you had,
[13:37] Kotaro
    they'll eventually regain
    their consciousness.
[13:40] Sakura
    Stimulation?!
[13:41] Sakura
    What happened to me?!
[13:45] Kotaro
    That being said, tonight you're all going
    to put on a very stimulating performance!
[13:49] Sakura
    Don't try to brush—
[13:51] Sakura
    Wait, perform?
[13:52] Kotaro
    Your first performance...
[13:55] Kotaro
    is tonight!
[14:16] Sakura
    Hang on!
[14:17] Crowd
    It's a bunch of chicks!
[14:41] Sakura
    This isn't even kinda idol-like!
[14:43] Kotaro
    This was the only place that
    had an open stage policy.
[14:45] Sakura
    What the hell?!
[14:47] Sakura
    Why are we here?!
[14:48] Crew
    Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!
[14:50] Crew
    You can't go gnawing on that!
[14:52] Crew
    It costs a lot of money!
[14:58] Kotaro
    So, what do you think of the special
    makeup skills I learned in Hollywood?
[15:01] Kotaro
    Nobody's noticed that they're zombies.
[15:03] Sakura
    That isn't the real issue here!
[15:07] Sakura
    Though, it's impressive...
[15:09] Kotaro
    And yet you went and passed out
    yesterday after I tried it on you.
[15:14] Kotaro
    What's your problem, anyway?
[15:16] ---
    Let's go!
[15:22] Sakura
    Tae-chan?
SIGN    Zero
[15:26] Sakura
    Wh-Wh-What, what, what is this?!
    What's going on?!
SIGN    Five
[15:41] Sakura
    No, no, no!
[15:43] Sakura
    They're gonna get mad at us again!
[15:50] Kotaro
    You've got this.
[15:51] Sakura
    No, I don't! That should be obvious!
[15:53] Kotaro
    I don't get it. What are
    you so worried about?
[15:56] Sakura
    What am I...
[15:57] Sakura
    How can I do anything but worry?!
[15:59] Sakura
    I'm the only one who's awake!
[16:01] Sakura
    And it's really obvious the others are zombies!
[16:03] Sakura
    And isn't a performance the kind of thing
    you gotta do a bunch of practice for?!
[16:06] Sakura
    What exactly are you expecting us to do?!
[16:09] Kotaro
    Just trust your instincts.
[16:13] Sakura
    Tae-chan might bite somebody.
[16:16] Kotaro
    A little biting never hurt anybody.
[16:18] Sakura
    Are you stupid?
[16:19] Kotaro
    Listen up!
[16:21] Kotaro
    Nobody in that crowd is expecting
    a damn thing from you all.
[16:26] Kotaro
    That goes for me, too. Not even a little bit.
[16:29] Sakura
    Then—
[16:30] Kotaro
    And that's why!
[16:32] Kotaro
    That's why you have to blow
    their expectations away!
[16:34] Kotaro
    You will all turn Saga...
[16:36] Kotaro
    No, you'll turn the entire
    world on its head!
[16:40] Sakura
    We will...?
[16:44] Tech
    Death Musume (Name Pending), you're on!
[16:47] Kotaro
    Have some faith.
[16:48] Kotaro
    You can do this.
[16:51] Sakura
    Kotaro-san...
[16:53] Sakura
    No, I can't.
[16:56] Kotaro
    Okay, it's a go!
[16:58] Kotaro
    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[17:07] Sakura
    U-Um, well, good evening...
[17:10] Sakura
    W-W-W-We are D-Death Musume!
[17:13] Wig
    Come on, spit it out, girlie!
[17:15] Wig
    What are idols doing here, anyway?!
[17:17] Hochu
    You better not be making fun of death metal!
[17:20] Sakura
    R-Right!
[17:21] Sakura
    Y-You can all call me Number 1.
[17:25] Wig
    No one cares! Get started already!
[17:27] Hochu
    It's just gonna be crap, anyway!
[17:30] Sakura
    I-I'm sorry!
[17:31] Sakura
    They're so mad!
[17:32] Sakura
    What do I do? What do I do?!
[17:46] Sakura
    I knew it!
[17:48] Wig
    A stage dive?!
[17:49] Wig
    They haven't even started playing yet!
[17:56] Wig
    This is getting kinda hairy!
[17:57] Wig
    I better not get in trouble for this!
[17:59] Sakura
    Cut that out!
[18:01] Sakura
    Come on!
[18:06] Hochu
    I can't believe they started
    with trying to mosh...
[18:10] Wig
    That chick's actually kinda brutal.
[18:12] Sakura
    I knew it.
[18:19] Sakura
    Ugh, this is a huge mess!
[18:26] Sakura
    Huh?
[18:27] Kotaro
    Music, come on!
[18:31] Crowd
    Huh?
[18:33] Sakura
    What's this music?!
[18:34] Wig
    What the hell?
[18:36] Wig
    They're actually playing the real thing!
[18:38] Hochu
    This music's for them?
[18:40] Wig
    I like it!
[18:41] Wig
    Show us what you got, little girl!
[19:07] Sakura
    W-W-W-Wait!
[19:39] Wig
    What is this?
[19:40] Wig
    What're they doing?
[19:42] Wig
    How can they headbang like that?
[19:45] Wig
    It's like their necks are broken!
[19:54] Sakura
    This feeling... Where have I...
[20:57] Sakura
    I knew it wouldn't work.
[21:00] Sakura
    But...
[21:03] Sakura
    I wonder what that was.
[21:14] Sakura
    Tae-chan?
[21:15] Junko
    Help!
[21:19] Ai
    What is this?
[21:21] Junko
    Somebody, please, do something!
[21:23] Lily
    I'm scared!
[21:26] Yugiri
    What's going on?
[21:27] Yugiri
    What's all the commotion?
[21:30] Saki
    That was a good nap.
[21:37] Sakura
    W-Well...
[21:41] Sakura
    G...
[21:43] Sakura
    Good morning, everyone!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Good Morning SAGA
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:27] Sakura
    Sakura here! Well, there you go. We're zombies.
SIGN    Dance Lessons
[23:28] Sakura
    Are we really gonna be idols, though?
[23:31] Sakura
    Since everybody's awake now,
    hopefully we can get along...
[23:34] Sakura
    Next time on episode 2 of Zombie Land Saga:
    I Love HIP HOP SAGA.
SIGN    Episode 2: I <3 HIP HOP SAGA
[23:38] Sakura
    Be sure to watch!

Season 1

E2 - I <3 HIP HOP SAGA

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[00:00] C
    
[00:00] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
[00:02] Sakura
    I'm Sakura Minamoto, a high school girl
    with a heart full of hope and dreams!
[00:05] Sakura
    One day, I died suddenly
    after an unfortunate accident!
[00:07] Sakura
    So sad! But then it's like, good morning!
[00:09] Sakura
    Wait, how's this happening?!
[00:10] Sakura
    I got chased by scary people,
    a policeman shot me,
[00:13] Sakura
    and this weirdo is telling me
    to become an idol and save Saga...
[00:15] Sakura
    Wait, I'm a zombie?!
[00:17] Sakura
    Everything's gone totally crazy!
[00:18] Sakura
    What the heck is going to happen now?!
SIGN    Zombie 0 The Legendary... Tae Yamada
SIGN    Zombie 2 The Legendary Biker Boss!! Saki Nikaido
SIGN    Zombie 3 The Legendary Heisei Idol!! Ai Mizuno
SIGN    Zombie 4 The Legendary Showa Idol!! Junko Konno
SIGN    Zombie 5 The Legendary Courtesan Yugiri
SIGN    Zombie 6 The Legendary Child Actress Prodigy!! Lily Hoshikawa
[00:38] Sakura
    They really did snap out of it
    after yesterday's show...
SIGN    Zombie 1
    Sakura Minamoto
[00:43] Sakura
    Well, except Tae-chan.
[00:51] Kotaro
    Well, ladies, congratulations on waking up.
[01:02] Kotaro
    I said congratulations!
SIGN    Mysterious Idol Producer!! Kotaro Tatsumi!!
[01:10] Kotaro
    I am the mysterious idol producer,
    the amazing Kotaro Tatsumi-sama!
[01:15] Kotaro
    And that being the case, you are all
    going to become idols to save Saga!
[01:18] Kotaro
    And boom.
SIGN    Ultimate Idol Legends
[01:20] Kotaro
    We're going to use your legendary qualities
[01:23] Kotaro
    to turn Saga into the talk of the nation!
[01:36] ---
    
SIGN    Episode 2
[01:38] OP Narration
    Even if we're dead,
     we want to make our dreams come true...
[01:40] OP Narration
    No, even if we're dead,
    we will make them come true!
[01:43] OP Narration
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[01:45] OP Narration
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even
    if we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[01:49] OP Narration
    Because that is our saga!
[03:04] Saki
    So, like...
[03:06] Saki
    I don't get any of this.
[03:07] Kotaro
    Oh, what's up, Saki?
[03:11] Saki
    I died, right?
[03:13] Saki
    So how come I'm not dead?
[03:15] Kotaro
    What, you seriously don't know?
[03:19] Kotaro
    Use your head for a second!
[03:21] Saki
    Like I said, I don't know what the hell—
[03:22] Kotaro
    Because you're a zombie!
[03:24] Kotaro
    You're a zombie, so you're up
    and about, obviously!
[03:27] Kotaro
    What kinda normal human has a green face?!
[03:30] Kotaro
    Listen up. You all died and became zombies,
[03:34] Kotaro
    and zombies have no place
    in our modern society!
[03:38] Kotaro
    I'm offering you freaks a place
    to belong by turning you into idols,
[03:43] Kotaro
    so your dumbasses better appreciate it!
[03:47] Kotaro
    So, if you zombies are going to be idols,
[03:50] Kotaro
    what are you going to need the most?
[03:52] Kotaro
    Go ahead, Sakura!
[03:53] Sakura
    Uh, I dunno...
[03:56] Sakura
    Oh, we'll need to not bite people?
[03:57] Kotaro
    It's keeping the fact you're zombies a secret,
    you stupid freaking zombie!
SIGN    Zombie Movies
SIGN    A 5-Scene Highlight Reel!
[04:11] Kotaro
    There. As you can see,
     the zombies were obliterated.
[04:14] Kotaro
    So let's do a good job being idols,
    so no one finds out the truth.
[04:18] Kotaro
    Referring to yourselves with numbers
    is a part of that strategy.
[04:21] Ai
    I get that we're zombies now,
[04:24] Ai
    but I don't get why we have to be idols.
[04:27] Kotaro
    To save Saga!
[04:29] Ai
    Revitalizing a prefecture
    as local idols? In Saga?
[04:32] Kotaro
    What, are you scared?
[04:35] Ai
    It's obviously not going to work.
[04:37] Ai
    Looking like this and trying to save Saga...
[04:40] Ai
    And I'm not even from Saga!
[04:43] Kotaro
    Saga doesn't sweat the details!
[04:46] Kotaro
    Even if you don't know a damn thing about it!
[04:48] Ai
    Hey, I know about Saga!
[04:50] Kotaro
    Why don't you tell me what you know?
[04:53] Ai
    It's... in Kyushu!
[04:55] Kotaro
    Oh, very impressive!
    That was super good, Ai-chan!
[05:00] Ai
    Well, what exactly do you
    know about Saga, then?!
[05:03] Kotaro
    I know everything!
    Everything there is to know.
[05:07] Ai
    What's Saga's population?
[05:08] Kotaro
    I know that down to the tiniest decimal!
[05:11] Ai
    Well, go on.
[05:15] Kotaro
    It's... small.
[05:17] Kotaro
    On the smaller side.
[05:18] Ai
    But specifically—
[05:19] Kotaro
    Who the hell knows, stupid?!
[05:22] Kotaro
    You wanna know stats,
    look it up on Wikiia!
[05:25] Kotaro
*
    Or is that what you think?!
    You think I'm Wikiia?!
[05:27] Kotaro
*
    Nope, nope!
[05:29] Kotaro
    I'm the guy who's gonna make you into idols,
[05:31] Kotaro
    Kotaro Tatsumi-san, that's me!
[05:36] Kotaro
    I chose you all,
[05:37] Kotaro
    and I know that you will send shockwaves
    through society as Saga's idols.
[05:41] Kotaro
    The first step for that occurs
    tomorrow at Saga Castle,
[05:45] Kotaro
    when you participate in the
    Shachi-no-mon Public Concert.
[05:48] Ai
    This is so clearly not going to work...
[05:49] Kotaro
    That's not clear at all!
[05:51] Kotaro
    You just have to pull it off,
    like yesterday's show.
[05:53] Ai
    Wait, what are you talking about?
[05:56] Kotaro
    You all had the house jumping.
[05:57] Kotaro
    Right, Sakura?
[05:59] Sakura
    Uh, sorta... Sure.
[06:04] Kotaro
    Now, let's get cracking on those lessons!
[06:07] Kotaro
    Good, good, good, good, okay!
[06:15] Sakura
    How the heck did this happen?
[06:15] Kotaro
    Good, good, good, good, okay!
SIGN    Dance Lessons
[06:19] Kotaro
    Good, good, good, good, okay!
[06:24] Junko
    S-Stop that, please!
[06:27] Sakura
    There's no way we can
    pull this off right away.
[06:27] Kotaro
    Good, good, good, good, okay!
[06:32] Kotaro
    Good, good, good, good, okay!
[06:37] Sakura
    She's really staring at me...
[06:44] Sakura
    Oof!
[06:49] Junko
    E-Excuse me... Wh-What do you want?
[06:55] Sakura
    Ai-chan was an idol, wasn't she?
[06:58] Sakura
    I know I've seen her somewhere before.
[07:00] Saki
    Hey!
[07:01] Saki
    You're Sakura, right?
[07:02] Sakira
    Y-Yes...
[07:04] Saki
    Where you from?
[07:06] Saki
    I'm asking what middle school you went to!
[07:08] Sakura
    Uh... Well, I don't remember.
[07:13] Saki
    You screw with me and I'll kill you, got it?
[07:15] Sakura
    I-It's true, I really don't remember
    anything from before I was a zombie!
[07:19] Saki
    Man, just remember it!
    Make yourself remember!
[07:25] Saki
    And why the hell are you
    taking this seriously?
[07:28] Saki
    You some kinda goody two-shoes?!
[07:29] Saki
    You want an ass-kicking?!
[07:31] Sakura
    Not exactly...
[07:33] Sakura
    It's just... since we have a show to do...
[07:36] Saki
    We oughta do a rally.
SIGN    Biker Rally
[07:40] Saki
    Good to see ya!
[07:45] Saki
    This is so... Damn it!
[07:47] Saki
    I bet my Tamagotchi is dead by now.
[07:56] Sakura
    That was so scary...
[08:02] Sakura
    H-Huh? Ai-chan?
[08:20] Ai
    A zombie dog?!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[08:43] Ai
    What is with this place?
[08:46] Sakura
    Ai-chan?
[08:47] Sakura
    Ai-chan, are you around?
[08:59] Sakura
    Ai-chan! Oh, and Junko-chan.
[09:02] Sakura
    What are you two doing?
[09:06] Ai
    Isn't it obvious? I'm leaving.
[09:06] (Junko
    I'm leaving this place...
[09:09] Ai
    Why should I have to put
    up with this nonsense?
[09:13] Sakura
    No, no, no you can't!
[09:15] Sakura
    It's dangerous out there!
[09:17] Ai
    You mean like that video he showed us?
[09:19] Ai
    Nothing like that's actually
    going to happen.
[09:20] Sakura
    I got shot, for real!
[09:23] Junko
    That Tae girl frightens me...
[09:25] Junko
    I have no idea what she's thinking,
    and she bites...
[09:28] Sakura
    I felt the same way, but it's okay!
    Once you get used to it!
[09:32] Sakura
    Ai-chan, wait up!
[09:33] Ai
    Let go!
[09:34] Sakura
    No!
[09:46] Sakura
    I'm sorry, Ai-chan... but it's dangerous.
    Let's go back.
[09:49] Ai
    Give it a rest.
[09:50] ---
    
[09:50] Junko
    Where exactly are you going?
[09:52] Ai
    Tokyo.
[09:54] Sakura
    Tokyo?!
[09:55] Sakura
    You can't, we don't have any money...
[09:57] Sakura
    And someone's gonna explode your head!
[09:59] Junko
    Please don't make this worse!
[10:01] Sakura
    Or maybe they'll punch it to mush!
[10:03] Ai
    You can go back by yourself, okay?
[10:09] Sakura
    Ai-chan, let's go back...
[10:10] Ai
    Do you seriously think
    zombies can pull off being idols?
[10:14] Ai
    Why are you agreeing to this all so easily?
[10:16] Ai
    He's got you dancing to his tune.
     Are you stupid?
[10:19] Sakura
    Maybe I am...
[10:22] Sakura
    Maybe I haven't really thought it through...
[10:25] Sakura
    But...
[10:26] Sakura
    The other day,
    when we all went on stage together,
[10:28] Sakura
    I felt really strange...
[10:31] Sakura
    Like my heart was buzzing...
    I was really happy.
[10:36] Sakura
    I don't remember life before
    becoming a zombie,
[10:38] Sakura
    but I get the impression I've felt
    something like that before.
[10:42] Sakura
    I want to feel that way again...
[10:44] Sakura
    I want to know what it really is.
[10:47] Sakura
    So I want to get on stage again... That's all.
[10:59] B
    Yo, yo, yo, yo!
[11:01] C
    Check, check, check!
[11:03] Sakura
    Those guys are kinda scary...
[11:05] Ai
    Rappers?
[11:07] A
    Mic check, yo!
[11:08] A
    Yo, check it! These chicks
    are out really late,
[11:12] A
    maybe they're like us, cruising for a date?
[11:14] B
    Yo, screw you man, you make me do the work,
[11:17] B
    when you push me around,
    you act like a jerk!
[11:20] C
    Yo, yo, yo! How about you
    let me hit them up then?
[11:24] C
    If you end up asking,
     they'll wanna be "just friends."
[11:27] Junko
    They're coming this way! They're coming
    this way! They're coming this way...
[11:29] Sakura
    What do we do?! What do we do?!
    What do we do?!
[11:34] C
    You girls wanna do some karaoke?
    A little song and dance?
[11:37] C
    We know a place open late
    if you don't got plans!
[11:41] C
    If you don't got money,
    it'll be our treat. Okay?
[11:49] Cop
    You're up late boys, wanna tell me why?
[11:52] Cop
    Or do you think I'm gonna walk on by?
[11:54] Sakura
    That voice...
[11:56] A
    Damn it, man.
[11:57] A
    We didn't even do anything.
[11:59] Cop
    You wanna pick up girls, is that your game?
[12:01] Cop
    Cuz I can throw your butts in jail,
    it's all the same!
[12:04] Ai
    Officer! Please, help!
[12:07] Sakura
    Ai-chan, don't!
[12:14] Cop
    A-Again?!
[12:15] B
    Whoa, hold up! This is not happening!
[12:17] C
    She's messed up! I'm freaking out!
[12:17] Sakura
    Come on, Ai-chan!
[12:33] Rappers
    Oh, no! This is bad!
[12:35] Rappers
    S-S-Save us!
[12:45] Kotaro
    Good, good, very good.
[12:47] Kotaro
    Good, good, very good.
[12:49] Kotaro
    Good, good, very good.
[12:52] Kotaro
    Good— Wait, no, do it good.
[12:55] Kotaro
    Okay, do it good from the start this time.
[12:58] Kotaro
    Good, good, very good.
[13:00] Kotaro
    Good, good, very good.
[13:01] Junko
    We were really shot at yesterday, weren't we?
[13:04] Ai
    I thought I was going to die.
[13:06] Junko
    Well, we're dead already.
[13:07] Kotaro
    All right, that was good!
[13:10] (Flashback) B
    Whoa, hold up! This is not happening!
[13:12] Kotaro
    Okay, from the beginning...
[13:16] Sakura
    We better be careful tomorrow...
[13:18] Saki
    Hey!
[13:23] Saki
    You wanna die?
[13:24] Sakura
    Sorry for interrupting.
[13:25] Saki
    Hold it!
[13:29] Saki
    Why the hell do you listen
    to shades back there?
[13:32] Sakura
    Y-You mean Kotaro-san?
[13:35] Saki
    I'm not like you!
[13:37] Saki
    I do what I want, and I only got
    respect for people with guts!
[13:41] Sakura
    What is it that you want to do, Saki-chan?
[13:43] Saki
    Take the whole damn country over.
[13:45] Sakura
    Why?
[13:50] Sakura
    Saki-chan!
[13:52] Sakura
    Do you want to, just once, try and—
[13:55] Saki
    Hell no, I don't.
[13:57] Saki
    Damn it, there's a reason I waited
    until the old fart was gone.
SIGN    11th Shachi-no-Mon Public Concert
SIGN    Featuring Deizu Middle School Woodwind Instrument Club Trio Dea Po Ron Hasetsu Jazz Orchestra Death Musume Public Concert
[14:08] Kotaro
    The important thing isn't
    technique, it's heart!
[14:13] Kotaro
    Put your own heart into it,
    and you can color other people's hearts!
[14:16] Kotaro
    That's makeup.
[14:17] Sakura
    I'm sorry, I didn't catch any of that.
[14:20] Saki
    Holy crap! This might actually work!
[14:23] Lily
    Yugirin, you're so pretty!
[14:25] Yugiri
    Am I, now?
[14:27] Yugiri
    You're quite lovely yourself, Lily-han.
[14:31] Sakura
    I wonder if they're gonna be okay...
[14:34] Staff
    Wait right over here.
[14:36] Death Dude A
    Is there seriously gonna be a
    death metal show in this place?
[14:40] Death Dude B
    All I see are old fogeys!
SIGN    Performer Waiting Room
[14:42] Sakura
    Everyone, make sure they don't
    find out we're zombies!
[14:44] Saki
    That'll be a piece of cake!
[14:46] Saki
    There's no way they can tell!
[14:48] Saki
    Super easy!
[14:51] Sakura
    Saki-chan!
[14:52] Saki
    And, to be honest?
[14:54] Saki
    Right now?
[14:55] Saki
    I am hot as hell!
[14:57] Sakura
    I get it, I get it!
[14:58] Staff
    Sorry about the wait.
[14:59] Staff
    Could the members of Green Face
    head to the stage.
[15:04] Sakura
    Uh, actually, we're Death Musume...
[15:07] Kotaro
    Starting today you're Green Face!
[15:13] Sakura
    Kotaro-sa—
[15:14] Kotaro
    Listen up!
[15:15] Kotaro
    You've gotta show these people
    the Green Face of your hearts!
[15:19] Sakura
    I have no idea what that means!
[15:20] Kotaro
    Okay, get going!
[15:22] Kotaro
    Go, go, go, go!
[15:30] Sakura
    Tae-chan!
[15:32] Sakura
    I-It's nice to meet you!
[15:34] Sakura
    We're Green Musume!
[15:36] Sakura
    Er, Green Face, I mean!
[15:38] Death Dude A
    They got some kinda environmental
    thing going on now?!
[15:41] Death Dude B
    What happened to Death Musume?
[15:42] Death Dude B
    You girls don't do metal anymore?
[15:44] Sakura
    B-By the way, I'm Number 1,
[15:46] Sakura
    and this girl is Number 0,
    and then going down the line...
[15:50] Sakura
    Number 2, Number 3, Number 4...
[15:53] Sakura
    Er, Number 5, and Number 6.
[15:57] Sakura
    Green Face is an idol group
     trying to revitalize Saga.
[16:02] Sakura
    Our singing and dancing are a little
    green too, but we practiced hard!
[16:08] Sakura
    L-Let's do it...
[16:10] Sakura
    Yeah!
[16:15] Kotaro
    Music. Come on.
[16:37] Death Dude A
    What is this?
[16:54] Sakura
    The— Tae-chan?!
[16:59] Sakura
    No!
[17:11] Lily
    There it goes!
[17:18] Squid Guy
    Huh...
[17:23] Squid Guy
    Want some?
[17:29] Sakura
    Ta-da! It's a trick, a little trick!
[17:32] Sakura
    A little Handead Power!
[17:38] Sakura
    Saki-chan, catch!
[17:44] Saki
    Does that hurt?
[17:48] Sakura
    Okay, this another trick!
[17:50] Sakura
    It's Undead Power!
[17:53] Crowd
    That's impressive!
[17:59] Sakura
    Saki, over here!
[18:01] Saki
    It's not like it's your head!
[18:04] Crowd
    That's amazing, girls!
[18:06] Sakura
    We seriously can't keep doing this...
[18:09] Saki
    Screw you!
[18:12] Sakura
    They're gonna figure it out!
[18:18] Saki
    Man, your head would pop off
    with your helmet like this!
[18:29] Sakura
    Could you try to hide the fact we're zombies?!
[18:34] Sakura
    You're not even trying to hide it!
[18:36] Sakura
    What kind of idol's head comes off?!
[18:38] Sakura
    How could we possibly be human?!
[18:41] Sakura
    What kind of human can do that?!
[18:44] Sakura
    Is your brain rotting too,
    you stupid zombie?!
[18:47] Saki
    All right, bitch, you're on!
[18:48] Saki
    You've got some guts, and now?
[18:50] Saki
    I'm gonna kick your ass all
    the way to Hoto Shrine!
[18:52] Sakura
    If they find out we're zombies,
    we're extra dead!
[18:54] Sakura
    Are any of my words getting
    through your head?!
[18:57] Sakura
    If you can't take this for real,
    then you're the zombie
[18:59] Sakura
    whose deal will be head
    trauma that don't heal!
[19:02] Sakura
    How many more times before you regret it?!
[19:05] Sakura
    How many cops shoot us
    until you finally get it?!
[19:14] Saki
    You think I'm just gonna roll
    over for you and agree?
[19:16] Saki
    I died riding and now you want
    me to be an idol zombie?!
[19:20] Saki
    If the other choice is acting
    like a suck-up snot,
[19:22] Saki
    you coulda left me in the ground,
    I'd rather rot!
[19:25] Yugiri
    Yo!
[19:27] Yugiri
    Hup, hup!
[19:28] Yugiri
    Yo!
[19:29] Lily
    Me, too!
[19:29] Yugiri
    Hup, hup!
[19:31] Yugiri
    Yo!
[19:32] Yugiri
    Hup, hup!
[19:33] Yugiri
    Yo!
[19:35] Sakura
    I can't even remember who I was
    before this all went down,
[19:38] Sakura
    but on stage, I felt something click...
[19:40] Sakura
    I'm no goody-two shoes,
    and I'm nobody's clown.
[19:43] Sakura
    I'm just trying to do more
    than be a worthless brick!
[19:45] Saki
    Who cares if you've got
    memories in your head?
[19:48] Saki
    You won't get to see your friends,
    and your Tamagotchi's long dead!
[19:52] Saki
    We're done, got it?!
[19:54] Saki
    Nothing's gonna change about that!
[19:55] Sakura
    Hell no, we're not done!
[19:57] Sakura
    We're just getting started!
[19:58] Sakura
    We've got to keep moving ahead!
    Or we'll just be the walking dead!
[20:01] Sakura
    Even if we have died,
     we only stop when we decide,
[20:04] Sakura
    so stop running, and ride again!
[20:05] Sakura
    Kick some ass, captain!
[20:10] Sakura
    And that goes for the two
    of you standing over there!
[20:13] Sakura
    Gonna act like losers when
    you're the celebrity pair?
[20:15] Sakura
    You've got all the talent in the world,
[20:18] Sakura
    but the two of you girls are giving up
     without giving it a whirl!
[20:20] Sakura
    Quit coming up with excuses
    about why you can't win!
[20:23] Sakura
    If you've got even a little chance,
    try to do that then!
[20:24] Lily
    Yo, yo!
[20:25] Sakura
    Even a zombie can do it if she tries,
[20:28] Sakura
    and when you prove it,
    it shows dead souls can rise!
[20:31] Sakura
    Yo, that goes for all you old folks, too!
[20:34] Sakura
    Tell anyone who talks about
    golden years to go screw!
[20:35] Lily
    Yo, yo, yo!
[20:36] Sakura
    Napping on the porch in
    the afternoon? Not you!
[20:38] Sakura
    They're worried about a low rate of birth?
[20:39] Sakura
    Show them all what silver's worth!
[20:42] Sakura
    If they wanna blame you
    for everything anyway,
[20:44] Sakura
    keep active and show you're here to stay!
[20:46] Sakura
    Bang!
[21:00] Death Dude A
    I've... I've never seen
    anything like that before...
[21:03] Death Dude B
    It really looked like
    her head came off, too.
[21:10] Sakura
    Their reaction...
[21:13] Saki
    For real?
[21:18] Sakura
    We did it again...
[21:20] Saki
    Hey, Sakura!
[21:21] Sakura
    Y-Yes.
[21:23] Sakura
    Sorry about earlier...
[21:25] Saki
    You've got guts after all!
[21:27] Saki
    Never thought you'd start
    rapping like that! I love it!
[21:31] Sakura
    Huh...?
[21:32] Saki
    Plus that egg-looking head of yours
    reminds me of my Tamagotchi.
[21:37] Sakura
    Wait, I look like an egg?!
[21:40] Saki
    Idols, huh...
[21:42] Saki
    Might be a decent way to take over,
     come to think of it.
[21:46] Sakura
    Saki-chan.
[21:47] Sakura
    Today wasn't very idol-ish, though.
[21:50] Staff
    Well, that was amazing.
[21:52] Staff
    Please come again.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    Guerrilla Show!
[23:26] Saki
    Saki here!
[23:27] Saki
    If we're doing this,
    we're going all the way to the top!
[23:30] Saki
    And we're gonna take the rip-roaring
    hot blooded approach!
SIGN    The Mibu Wolves
[23:32] Saki
    Next time on episode 3 of Zombie
    Land Saga
: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA.
SIGN    Episode 3: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA
[23:36] Saki
    Watch it or get your ass kicked!

Season 1

E3 - DEAD OR LIVE SAGA

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[00:00] MS
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
[00:02] MS
    These girls were revived as zombies
[00:04] MS
    and, after they regained consciousness,
[00:06] MS
    it was time to get down to idol activities!
[00:07] MS
    Or that was the idea,
     but nobody is ready to do
[00:09] MS
    something like that out of the blue,
    zombie or not!
[00:11] MS
    Nobody was on the same page,
[00:13] MS
    and they didn't get how scary
    being a zombie really is,
[00:15] MS
    and everybody gave me a really hard time!
[00:17] MS
    But, maybe because of that,
    I was able to cut loose and spit a hot rap!
[00:21] MS
    And that's how I took my first
    step towards being an idol...
[00:24] MS
    except that's not how it works!
[00:28] TK
    Hey, good morning, ladies!
[00:35] TK
    G'morning!
[00:37] TK
    G'morning!
[00:40] NS
    Hey, give it a rest!
[00:42] NS
    You're freaking her out!
[00:44] TK
    That being the case, we jumped into
    the event at Saga Castle yesterday,
[00:50] TK
    and I'm gonna be blunt with you.
[00:53] TK
    The fact is...
[00:56] TK
    You did a great job!
[00:59] TK
    I'm amazed you were able to keep
    the lid on the whole zombie thing
[01:02] TK
    in spite of playing hot potato with a head!
[01:05] TK
    The kindness you used to help each other...
[01:07] TK
    One for zombies! All for zombies!
[01:11] TK
    So this applause goes out to you girls!
[01:14] TK
    That was some nice zombie-ing!
[01:15] TK
    Now, applaud each other! Go on!
[01:17] TK
    That was nice zombie-ing!
    Very nice zombie-ing!
[01:21] TK
    And you, Sakura!
[01:22] MS
    Yes?!
[01:23] TK
    Your raps? Yeah.
[01:25] TK
    Good vibes. Uh-huh.
[01:27] TK
    Good rhymes. Yeah.
[01:29] MS
    
[01:32] MS
    Well...
[01:33] TK
    Don't go getting full of yourself, dumbass!
[01:38] TK
    You think this is the time for fun time
    happy grins now that the event's over?!
[01:42] TK
    Seems to me like you've lost sight
    of the real objective here!
[01:45] TK
    You're the little lost idols!
[01:49] TK
    As it stands, you zombies could keep at it for
    three billion years and still not become idols!
[01:53] TK
    And the task you pitiful zombies
    should be focusing on next...
[01:58] TK
    Is this.
SIGN    Guerrilla Performance!
[02:08] MS
    A guerrilla performance?
[02:10] HL
    He couldn't spell it.
[02:11] YR
    Sakura-han...
[02:13] YR
    What exactly is a guerrilla performance?
[02:15] MS
    Well...
[02:16] MS
    You don't tell anybody about it,
    and start singing and dancing in the city.
[02:22] YR
    Oh, like testing a sword on
    someone who's passing by.
[02:28] MS
    But if we do that, won't the
    police come after us again?
[02:32] TK
    Don't worry about it.
[02:34] TK
    As long as you have your makeup on,
     no one will guess what's up.
[02:36] TK
    You'll get a slap on the wrist, at most.
[02:39] NS
    Quit wussing out, Sakura!
[02:41] NS
    How are we gonna run a rally
    if we let the pigs scare us?
[02:44] KS
    You won't be able to freestyle
    your way out of this one, either.
[02:48] KS
    This time you're going to act like a real
    idol group and pull off this guerrilla show!
[02:54] KJ
    Excuse me...
[02:55] KS
    What's up, Junko?
[02:56] KJ
    I've performed solo before,
    but never as part of a group.
[03:02] KS
    You loner!
[03:04] JK
    L-Loner?
[03:05] KS
    Yeah, because you're a loner!
[03:08] KS
    The guerrilla show is tomorrow morning,
    in the plaza over by Karatsu Station!
[03:12] MS
    Tomorrow?!
[03:14] MA
    We're not going to get a song and dance
    number down with only one day to practice.
[03:18] MA
    I guess you're not getting any sleep, then!
[03:20] TK
    Though, considering you're zombies,
    you don't really need sleep, I guess.
SIGN    Episode 3
[03:36] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[03:38] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[03:41] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[03:43] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[03:47] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[05:01] NS
    Is this for real?
[05:03] NS
    Man, you have to remember a bunch
    of crap when you're an idol.
[05:06] MS
    It's nothing but learning
    new things, Saki-chan.
[05:08] HL
    Hey, me, me, me!
[05:10] NS
    What's all the noise about, shrimpy?
[05:11] HL
    My name is not shrimpy!
[05:14] HL
    I'm the shining star of the stage,
    Lily Hoshikawa!
[05:18] NS
    You wanna die?
[05:19] MS
    What is it, Lily-chan?
[05:21] HL
    Before we start practicing,
    shouldn't we pick a leader?
[05:25] MS
    Leader?
[05:26] MS
    Yeah! An idol group needs one, right?
[05:29] MS
    That way they can make decisions
    and keep things moving!
[05:33] MS
    In that case...
[05:34] MS
    I think we should have
    our experienced idols—
[05:38] MA
    That is not happening.
[05:44] NS
    Uh...
[05:49] NS
    I'm the first captain of Dorami,
    a ladies' biker gang from Saga!
[05:54] NS
    The name's Saki Nikaido!
[05:55] NS
    Good to meet ya!
[05:57] NS
    I think that the first captain of this team
[06:01] NS
    oughta be me, Saki Nikaido!
[06:05] NS
    Good to have ya aboard!
[06:06] HL
    Wow, loud.
[06:08] NS
    Anybody else wanna step up?
[06:12] MS
    Doesn't look like it...
[06:14] NS
    Hell yeah!
[06:15] NS
    Then I've got this captain thing down!
[06:17] NS
    So, what, I guess we take Kyushu over first?
[06:19] MS
    The term is leader, not captain, Saki-chan.
[06:22] HL
    Next I think we should settle
    on a name for the group!
[06:26] NS
    A name for the group?
[06:27] HL
    Stuff like "Death Musume"
    and "Green Face"...
[06:29] HL
    None of Tatsumi's ideas are idol-ish at all!
[06:32] MS
    That's true...
[06:34] HL
    How about this?!
[06:36] HL
    "Lily With Cutie Lily Magic!"
[06:40] MS
    Where are the rest of us?
[06:42] NS
    Damn it, shrimpy, even your
    ideas are kiddy as hell.
[06:45] NS
    A team's gotta have a name like this!
SIGN    Wicked Rage Void Slackers
[06:49] MS
    How do you pronounce that?
[06:51] NS
    Jeanne d'Arc!
[06:53] HL
    Lame.
[06:54] YR
    I think it has an impressive ring to it.
[06:57] NS
    You've got a good eye, Sis!
[07:00] YR
    Why not something along these lines, then?
SIGN    The Mibu Wolves
[07:03] MS
    The Mibu Wolves?
[07:05] NS
    Hey, that might work!
[07:07] HL
    Hell no.
[07:08] YR
    They'd visit me all the time
    when I was in Shimabara...
[07:13] HL
    Come on, come on, I want something cuter!
[07:16] MS
    Well, it is an idol group...
[07:19] NS
    Hey, damn it!
[07:20] MS
    Tae-chan! We're talking
    about something important!
[07:35] MS
    You can't suck on that!
    It's really bad for you!
[07:38] MS
    Oh, come on! Stop!
[07:38] KJ
    We're zombies already, though.
[07:48] MS
    Tae-chan!
[07:49] NS
    This is getting to be a pain in the ass.
[07:52] NS
    Sakura, figure it out.
[07:54] MS
    Wait, me?!
[07:55] NS
    You've got something in mind, right?
[07:57] MS
    Well... how about Framboise?
[08:00] HL
    Oh, that's kind of cute!
[08:02] NS
    Fu Ran what now?
SIGN    Rotten Chaos
[08:05] MS
    You don't need to write it in kanji...
[08:07] NS
    Kinda seems dull to me...
[08:09] HL
    The way she wrote it makes it sound stinky.
     I don't like it anymore.
[08:12] YR
    Well, since we are zombies,
     it wouldn't surprise me if we did stink.
[08:24] HL
    A-Anyway, let's pick that group name!
[08:26] HL
    We need to decide!
[08:28] NS
    You got anything else, Sakura?
[08:29] MS
    Uh, well...
[08:31] MS
    Fra... fran... chise? No, not that...
[08:34] MS
    Fre... French Bread?
[08:36] MS
    French... Cream Puffs?
[08:40] NS
    What's that?
[08:41] HL
    Ew! The ink from before!
[08:43] MS
    Was that Tae-chan sneezing?
[08:46] MS
    You think she's okay?
[08:49] HL
    Hang on...
[08:52] MS
    What is it, Lily-chan?
[08:53] HL
    You know what?
     I don't think she was sneezing.
[08:58] HL
    It was, but not just that!
[09:01] HL
    That's it!
[09:03] HL
    That's our name now that we've been reborn!
[09:07] HL
    Franchouchou!
[09:08] HL
    That's our new name!
[09:10] MS
    Franchouchou?
[09:12] HL
    Yeah! Franchouchou!
[09:14] YR
    Franchouchou...
[09:15] NS
    Franchouchou?
[09:19] NS
    That might actually work.
[09:21] YR
    Yes! It has a lovely sound to it.
[09:24] YR
    It's super cute!
[09:25] YR
    Way better than any of Tatsumi's!
[09:27] MS
    Franchouchou...
[09:29] MS
    It's like the more you say it,
     the cuter it sounds!
[09:32] MS
    That was amazing, Tae-chan!
[09:35] NS
    Fu Ran Shu Shu....
SIGN    Rotten Chaos Stank Gang
[09:38] NS
    What? It's fine!
[09:40] MS
    No kanji...
SIGN    Franchouchou
[09:42] NS
    I guess we're doing this.
[09:44] NS
    Starting today, the seven of
    us are team Franchouchou!
[09:48] HL
    We just need to get the song
    and dance down now!
[09:52] MS
    Yeah!
[09:53] NS
    Hell yeah! All right, Franchouchou!
[09:56] NS
    We're practicing our asses off now!
[09:59] NS
    Let's do it!
[10:01] Others
    Let's do it!
[10:04] HL
    I don't think we can pull this off...
[10:07] NS
    I guess we need more than guts.
[10:09] MS
    I thought I understood, but...
    dancing and singing are so hard.
[10:15] NS
    We're screwed if we don't get it together...
[10:17] HL
    We won't make it in time, anyway.
[10:19] MS
    No one has any experience,
    other than Ai-chan and Junko-chan.
[10:25] HL
    Tae-chan?
[10:25] MS
    We've never been able to
    pull it off in practice,
[10:29] MS
    and tomorrow we have
    to do it in front of people?
[10:32] NS
    Whoa, hold up! That's dangerous!
[10:35] HL
    Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[10:37] MS
    If you think about it logically,
    there's no way it'll work...
[10:39] MS
    I mean, the idea of zombies
    being idols in itself is...
[10:44] HL
    Sakura-chan!
[10:45] NS
    Hey, Sakura, get off, quick!
[10:46] MS
    But I need to know...
[10:49] MS
    I need to know what I felt when I went
    up on stage for the first time!
[11:09] NS
    Sakura!
[11:10] HL
    Sakura-chan!
[11:14] MS
    I'm going back and practicing some more!
[11:17] NS
    Hey...
[11:18] MS
    Saki-chan! Lily-chan! Tae-chan!
[11:21] MS
    Even us... Even zombies...
    If we work hard...
[11:27] MS
    If we don't give up, I know we can—
[11:37] YR
    Sakura-han.
[11:39] YR
    What happened to practicing?
[11:41] YR
    Even us... Even zombies... If we work hard,
[11:45] YR
    if we don't give up, I'm sure we can manage!
[11:50] MS
    Yeah, I was about to—
[11:51] NS
    No, Sakura. Big Sis Yugiri is right.
[11:56] HL
    I think Yugirin snapped
    me out of my funk, too!
[12:04] KJ
    They're taking a while.
[12:07] KJ
    Yugiri-san went to get them
    and hasn't come back, either.
[12:10] KJ
    Did they give up?
[12:15] KJ
    I think that might be for the best.
[12:18] KJ
    An idol act isn't something that
    can be pulled off overnight.
[12:22] KJ
    And...
[12:23] KJ
    I don't think a hastily put together
    show is what an audience wants to see.
[12:29] MA
    Even if it's a rush job, I think a crowd
     will appreciate it if it's sincere.
[12:36] MA
    But that's if it's sincere.
[12:38] NS
    All right, let's get cracking!
[12:41] NS
    We're gonna get this down by tomorrow!
[12:44] Everybody
    Yeah!
[12:52] MS
    One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
    One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
[12:59] HL
    Ow!
[13:01] ---
    One, two—
[13:02] MS
    Lily-chan! Are you okay?
[13:04] HL
    The movement in this part is way too hard!
[13:06] NS
    You gotta put more guts into it!
[13:08] HL
    I tried that already!
[13:09] YR
    No fighting, now.
[13:21] KJ
    I'm sorry.
[13:26] NS
    Sakura.
[13:27] NS
    Even if we're the only ones who wanna try,
    we should keep at it.
[13:32] NS
    Let's start over from the beginning!
[13:34] NS
    I'm gonna roll the music!
[13:42] MA
    What do you want?
[13:44] TK
    A zombie that doesn't dance
    is just a regular zombie.
[13:46] MA
    Being an idol isn't as
    simple as you're thinking.
[13:50] TK
    What difference does that make?
[13:52] MA
    I'm saying this can't possibly work!
[13:55] TK
    Do you seriously think that?
[13:59] MA
    Of course I do...
[14:00] TK
    Then why were you two idols?
[14:08] TK
    The others are zombies,
     but they're trying to live.
[14:13] TK
    How long do you two intend to just rot?
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[14:45] TK
    Everyone ready?
[14:51] TK
    From this moment on, you're a guerrilla
    squadron prowling the concrete jungle.
[14:56] TK
    Here at the battlefield in front of this
    train station, you're launching an ambush
[14:59] TK
    on passersby to throw them into confusion
[15:01] TK
    so you can seize victory!
[15:09] TK
    Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, everybody go!
[15:12] TK
    Okay, go, go, go, go! Okay,
    go. Okay, go, go! Okay, go!
[15:13] HL
    Let's do it!
[15:17] TK
    Okay, go!
[15:21] TK
    Go.
[15:28] MS
    Ai-chan... Junko-chan...
[15:31] NS
    Sakura.
[15:36] MS
    We'll have to go on without them, for now.
[15:40] NS
    Okay, let's put that practice to use.
[15:55] NS
    Uh, we're Franchouchou!
[15:59] NS
    We're gonna give this song our all,
     so thanks for listening!
[16:18] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
[16:22] [SONG] Song
    A miracle that you're longing to feel!
[16:26] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just wish for it
[16:27] Crowd
    What's that all about?
[16:28] Crowd
    Hey, look there! Is she singing
    with squid in her mouth?
[16:30] [SONG] Song
    Excitement until you hit the limit
    and want more, more, more, and more!
[16:32] Crowd
    Oh, man, she is! Why, though?
[16:42] [SONG] Song
    When were my dreams filled
    with that yearning?
[16:46] [SONG] Song
    Was it all just a story hidden in my heart?
[16:49] [SONG] Song
    With reality getting vivid and even scary,
[16:51] [SONG] Song
    those thoughts seemed
    like they might vanish!
[16:54] [SONG] Song
    I awake in the light!
[16:56] [SONG] Song
    Wanna succeed so gotta get it right!
[16:57] [SONG] Song
    Never gonna stop, so gotta proceed!
[16:59] [SONG] Song
    Giving my all to walk this way!
[17:01] [SONG] Song
    Heading straight down the
    path to a gentle future!
[17:02] [SONG] Song
    I'm not sure if I can keep walking...
[17:10] [SONG] Song
    That can't be true, and you know it!
[17:13] [SONG] Song
    Just take a look around and
    around and around and around...
[17:17] HL
    Ow!
[17:18] MS
    Lily-chan!
[17:25] MA
    Idiot! Keep singing!
[17:29] MS
    Can you get up?
[17:30] HL
    I'm sorry. I bumped into you again...
[17:36] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to think it...
[17:38] MS
    I guess one night really isn't enough...
[17:42] NS
    Sorry!
[17:42] [SONG] Song
    Aim for it! Reach for it!
    The greatest! The highest!
[17:44] MS
    E-Everyone, let's stay calm!
[17:47] [SONG] Song
    There's not a thing to fear,
    not a single one!
[17:50] [SONG] Song
    Let it reach all the way out,
    our passionate feelings!
[17:51] MS
    For now, right now, we just
    have to try our hardest!
[17:53] [SONG] Song
    With our souls singing free!
[17:56] [SONG] Song
    Cut in!
[18:00] MS
    Just like we practiced...
    Just like we practiced...
[18:06] MS
    No way! I forgot the lyrics!
[18:11] MS
    What now?! What do I do now?!
[18:12] Smug JKS
    What are they doing?
[18:14] MS
    Lyrics, come back! Please come back!
[18:19] [SONG] Song
    But I'm a little scared...
[18:24] [SONG] Song
    That can't be true, and you know it!
[18:28] [SONG] Song
    You'll be okay, so just...
[18:29] [SONG] Song
    Fight, fight, fight, fight,
    fight, fight, fight!
[18:44] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to rise up!
[18:47] [SONG] Song
    And your unstoppable wish
    will grow, grow, grow,
[18:51] [SONG] Song
    and never, ever, ever die!
[18:54] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
[18:57] [SONG] Song
    A miracle...
[18:58] [SONG] Song
    ...that you're longing to feel!
[19:00] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! Just hope for it!
[19:03] [SONG] Song
    A lovely...
[19:04] [SONG] Song
    ...type of new thrill.
[19:06] [SONG] Song
    Now give!
[19:07] [SONG] Song
    It!
[19:07] [SONG] Song
    To!
[19:07] [SONG] Song
    Me!
[19:07] [SONG] Song
    Call for it, call for it,
    the best and the highest,
[19:11] [SONG] Song
    and there's not a thing you
    can't get, not a single one!
[19:11] MS
    This girl... She's having so much fun...
[19:14] [SONG] Song
    Let it reach all the way out,
    our passionate feelings!
[19:15] MS
    She's smiling!
[19:18] [SONG] Song
    With our tender souls!
[19:20] [SONG] Song
    Cut in!
[19:44] MS
    Are we done...?
[19:46] MA
    What about signing off?
[19:50] NS
    Uh, we're Franchouchou!
[19:57] NS
    Next time we're gonna pull
    that off better, okay?
[20:01] NS
    Glad to have ya!
[20:05] Mom
    What are you doing?
[20:09] Mom
    Come on.
[20:12] Girl
    Glad to have ya!
[20:16] NS
    Well, that didn't work out too good.
[20:20] Cops
    Come on now, girls!
[20:24] Cops
    What're you doing?
[20:26] Cops
    You can't just put on a show without asking!
[20:29] Cops
    Where are your permits, huh?
[20:30] Cops
    You wanna get arrested?
[20:32] Cops
    I can arrest you, y'know!
[20:34] NS
    You got some kinda problem?!
[20:35] YR
    Saki-han! Now's not the time!
[20:37] HL
    You're our leader, remember!
[20:39] MS
    Sorry! We'll be gone in a second!
[20:42] Cop
    Do I know you?
[20:45] MS
    Uh, well...
[20:48] TK
    We're pulling out!
[20:50] TK
    Come on, go, go, go, go!
[20:50] Cop
    Man, he scared me.
[20:52] NS
    Go, go, go!
[20:52] TK
    Okay, go! Okay, go!
[20:52] YR
    On the way!
[20:55] TK
    Okay, go! Okay, go!
[20:59] TK
    Okay, go! Okay, go!
[21:01] TK
    Okay, go! Okay, go!
[21:05] Cop
    That gal's reaction...
[21:07] Cop
    I must've poured on too much charm!
[21:19] JK
    We ended up joining in, didn't we?
[21:25] MS
    Ai-chan. Junko-chan.
[21:28] MS
    Thank you for today.
[21:33] MS
    If it hadn't been for you two...
    no one would've watched us finish.
[21:38] MA
    And?
[21:39] MS
    You two were just so amazing...
[21:43] MS
    The rest of us might
    not be able to be idols...
[21:48] MS
    But that just makes me
    want to practice more!
[21:55] MS
    It might just be pretending for now...
[21:58] MS
    And we're zombies... so that doesn't help...
[22:03] MS
    But I'm going to work hard, and together,
[22:07] MS
    I want to make sure Franchouchou
    can be a real idol group!
[22:14] MS
    I'm sure they all think the same.
[22:27] MS
    Goodnight.
[22:34] JK
    That really was a mess of a concert today.
[22:40] JK
    But not performing alone...
    felt better than I imagined.
[22:47] JK
    Thank you for helping.
[23:07] MA
    Starting over from scratch...
[23:12] MA
    Franchouchou, huh?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] JK
    This is Junko. I really do love singing.
[23:29] JK
    Will I really be able to return
    to the bright lights of the stage?
[23:33] JK
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga
    Episode 4: Warming Dead Saga.
SIGN    Episode 4: Warming Dead SAGA
[23:37] JK
    I hope you enjoy it.

Season 1

E4 - Warming Dead SAGA

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[00:01] ---
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
SIGN    The Mibu Wolves
[00:03] ---
    Since our name and roles were all
     kinda vague, we decided to talk it over!
[00:07] ---
    Saki-chan is now our leader and the name
     of the group is Franchouchou!
[00:10] ---
    The name's a little zombie-ish,
    and cute to boot!
[00:12] ---
    Our first act after deciding our name was,
     of all things, a guerrilla show!
[00:15] ---
    It was the first time we've
    done anything idol-ish,
[00:17] ---
    but it made it pretty clear that we've
    still got a long, long way to go!
[00:20] ---
    Good grief!
[00:21] ---
    We'll have to practice singing
    and dancing a whole bunch more!
[00:24] ---
    You can do it, me! We can
    do it, Franchouchou!
[00:30] Kotaro
    Hey, good morning!
[00:33] Kotaro
    What's all this? You're looking kinda down!
[00:36] Kotaro
    Good morning!
[00:38] Sakura
    Good morning...
[00:42] Kotaro
    All right, girls.
[00:43] Kotaro
    Looks like you're taking your
    lessons pretty seriously.
[00:47] Kotaro
    Have you gotten used
    to your group's name yet?
[00:49] Kotaro
    Franchoo-choo!
[00:51] Sakura
    That's not it! It's Franchouchou!
[00:53] Kotaro
    Flourochlorochouchou!
[00:55] Sakura
    Franchou—
[00:55] Kotaro
    Franchouchou! Yes, I know!
[00:57] Kotaro
    Ain't it cute?
[00:59] Kotaro
    Yes! Oh-so cute!
[01:01] Kotaro
    Okay, Franchouchou.
[01:02] Kotaro
    It was painfully clear
    what a bunch of brain-dead
[01:04] Kotaro
    zombie idols you are with that
    guerrilla show last month,
[01:07] Kotaro
    but you seem to have grown a bit since then.
[01:10] Kotaro
    This is where the real game begins.
[01:13] Kotaro
    Right, Saki?
[01:14] Saki
    Yeah, I guess.
[01:15] Kotaro
    You bet it is!
[01:17] Kotaro
    What about you, Lily?
[01:19] Lily
    I-I'll—
[01:20] Kotaro
    Great!
[01:21] Kotaro
    Now, given that, what's your next mo—
[01:24] Kotaro
    Answer, Sakura!
[01:26] Sakura
    I... dunno?
[01:28] Sakura
    Oh, maybe recording a CD of
    our song and selling it?
[01:31] Kotaro
    Oh, very nice! That's a pretty good idea.
[01:34] Kotaro
    Well, let's just call a recording studio and...
    Yeah, that's not gonna happen, dumbass!
[01:39] Kotaro
    How the hell's that gonna happen?!
[01:41] Kotaro
    Where's the money gonna come from?!
[01:43] Kotaro
    I haven't earned a single yen on you guys
    and your raggedy-ass performances so far,
[01:48] Kotaro
    and do you realize how
    much they've cost me?!
[01:50] Kotaro
    Even gas for the van isn't free,
    y'know, you stupid zombie!
[01:58] Kotaro
    That being the case, our budget has run dry.
[02:01] Saki
    What the hell do we do, then?!
[02:04] Kotaro
    Well, when there's no money,
    you earn more. Duh.
SIGN    "Business"
[02:08] Sakura
    Business...?
[02:09] Ai
    Are there even any businesses
    in Saga that would hire idols?
[02:12] Kotaro
    There are, in fact! Because I am awesome!
SIGN    "Business"
[02:14] Kotaro
    It's a big Saga pharmaceutical
    company, Hisanaka Pharma!
[02:18] Kotaro
    If it goes well, this could
    end in a partnership!
[02:20] Sakura
    Partnership?
[02:21] Saki
    Look, I don't get it, but when is
    this business stuff going down?
[02:25] Kotaro
    Right now.
[02:27] Kotaro
    The act they had booked for their
    company trip isn't going to make it.
[02:31] Ai
    Why are all your ideas last minute—
[02:33] Kotaro
    Because we don't get enough
    chances to let any slip by!
[02:35] Kotaro
    Idols have a limited shelf life nowadays.
[02:38] Kotaro
    And you zombies can be
    overworked without dying!
[02:41] Kotaro
    Which means we're doing this.
[02:43] Kotaro
    Just do like you've practiced
    and show off your stuff.
[02:48] Kotaro
    Incidentally, the location is going
    to be the Ureshino Hot Springs.
[02:51] Junko
    Hot springs?!
[02:54] Saki
    Hey, sounds good!
[02:55] Saki
    We've just been washing off
    in the yard, after all.
[02:58] Yugiri
    This could be a chance to wash off
    some of the decay from Franchouchou.
[03:05] Kotaro
    And they're being nice enough
    to put us up overnight.
[03:08] Sakura
    We're staying the night?
[03:10] Saki
    Sounds like we can let it all hang out!
[03:12] Kotaro
    Except none of you are going
    into the hot springs!
[03:15] Kotaro
    Because you can't walk around outside
    of your room without your makeup!
[03:18] Kotaro
    Yeah, sucks to be you!
[03:21] Kotaro
    If you think you've got enough time
    to splish splash in a hot spring,
[03:24] Kotaro
    then use that time for practice!
[03:31] Sakura
    Excuse me...
[03:33] Kotaro
    What's up?
[03:34] Sakura
    What does this pharmaceutical
    company sell, anyway?
[03:40] Kotaro
    This is it.
SIGN    Saganship Z
[03:43] Sakura
    Saganship Z?
SIGN    Episode 4 Warming Dead SAGA
[03:54] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[03:56] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[03:59] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[04:01] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[04:05] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[05:17] Kotaro
    You're in room 606.
[05:20] Kotaro
    You're on at 18:00.
[05:22] Sakura
    Understood!
[05:24] Kotaro
    You better be practicing
    while I'm sightseeing,
[05:26] Kotaro
    since I went to the trouble of
    setting up a room to rehearse in.
[05:29] Sakura
    Right!
[05:30] Sakura
    Wait... Kotaro-san, what did
    you say you would be doing?
[05:34] Kotaro
    Sightseeing.
[05:37] Kotaro
    Gonna see me them sights!
[05:44] Saki
    Well, what're we gonna do?
[05:47] Sakura
    What do you mean?
[05:49] Saki
    You're not seriously gonna go
    straight to practice, right?
[05:51] Sakura
    But we need to rehearse!
[05:52] Saki
    Yeah, later!
[05:53] Saki
    Why does only shades there get to goof off?
    That's what I'm getting at!
[05:56] Sakura
    We can't!
[05:58] Saki
    You wanna die?
[06:00] Saki
    We've been cooped up practicing non-stop!
[06:03] Saki
    And now we're here in Ureshino!
[06:06] Lily
    I wanna go for a walk, too!
[06:07] Saki
    See, shrimpy gets it!
[06:09] Lily
    I am not shrimpy! My name is Lily!
[06:12] Yugirin
    A little bit couldn't hurt.
[06:15] Yugirin
    I'd like to get a look at
    what a modern town is like.
[06:18] Lily
    We've got our makeup on,
    and we'll all be together.
[06:20] Lily
    And we'll be extra careful so
    no one finds out we're zombies!
[06:24] Saki
    Won't we, shrimpy?
[06:25] Lily
    My name is Lily.
[06:28] Sakura
    I guess if everyone agrees...
[06:32] Saki
    Ai, Junko, you two cool with that?
[06:37] Junko
    I don't know if it's a good idea, but...
SIGN    Ureshino Hot Springs
    Siebold Baths
SIGN    Saga
[06:54] Sakura
    Junko-chan, Junko-chan!
[06:56] Sakura
    This fish sculpture is supposed
    to help with skin and health!
[06:59] Sakura
    It says to spread water on it!
[07:01] Junko
    Let's do it.
[07:04] Saki
    Damn, they're getting into it...
[07:04] Sakura
    Come on, more!
[07:23] Kotaro
    It's a real honor to hear from
    Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals.
[07:28] PR
    The people from the inn
    actually told us about you.
[07:31] Kotaro
    I'm glad I was able to
    get a chance to meet you
[07:34] Kotaro
    thanks to my regular interactions
    with different lodgings
[07:36] Kotaro
    and the chamber of commerce.
[07:37] PR
    Is running an idol group out of
    Saga a lot of trouble nowadays?
[07:41] Kotaro
    Well, I'd say there are times it feels like
    we're fighting the current of history.
[07:43] Kotaro
    But I like to think that if we're
    able to make our mark at all,
[07:46] Kotaro
    we'll leave a larger impact for it.
[07:48] PR
    You might be right.
[07:50] Kotaro
    And through that, we'll revitalize Saga.
[07:52] Kotaro
    That's what's at the core of
    Franchouchou's operations.
[07:57] PR
    Revitalize Saga...?
[07:58] Kotaro
    Yes.
[07:59] Kotaro
    That's why, even though
    we're in different fields,
[08:03] Kotaro
    your company being one of the biggest
    in Saga means we look up to you.
[08:06] PR
    Well, we're actually trying to
    widen our potential customer base
[08:12] PR
    to appeal more to younger people.
[08:15] Kotaro
    In that case, we'd love to help!
[08:18] Kotaro
    If we were to become partners,
    I'm sure we could meet your expectations.
[08:22] PR
    I'm looking forward to
    tonight's performance.
[08:25] Kotaro
    That's good to hear.
[08:27] Kotaro
    I'm sure they're all practicing
    their hearts out as we speak...
[08:31] Kotaro
    Their... hearts... out...
[08:35] PR
    Is something wrong?
[08:46] Junko
    I've never used a foot bath before.
[08:48] Junko
    It feels lovely.
[08:49] Yugiri
    Downright heavenly.
[08:51] Sakura
    Feels kinda funny doing this.
[08:54] Lily
    What do you mean?
[08:55] Sakura
    If we had never come back as zombies,
[08:58] Sakura
    we never would've met like this.
[09:00] Sakura
    We're all from different times.
[09:02] Saki
    Sure as hell don't feel dead, though.
[09:05] Saki
    Kinda cool.
[09:06] Lily
    I bet even if I had been in the same time,
[09:08] Lily
    I'd never have gone near
     anyone like Saki-chan!
[09:10] Saki
    Stuff it!
[09:11] Yugiri
    I honestly feel like I'm a child again.
[09:15] Sakura
    I guess so!
[09:16] Sakura
    The whole world must seem different.
[09:18] Ai
    How exactly did we become zombies, though?
[09:21] Ai
    I thought bodies were cremated in Japan.
[09:25] Junko
    And just who exactly is Tatsumi-san?
[09:29] Sakura
    Why's everybody looking at me?!
[09:30] Ai
    Because you were awake first, remember?
[09:33] Sakura
    Yeah, but I have no idea!
[09:35] Saki
    Look, don't sweat the small stuff.
[09:38] Ai
    And I doubt he'd ever give
    us a straight answer...
[09:40] Saki
    The only thing we can say for sure is that
    right now we're using this foot bath, together.
[09:45] Saki
    See, aren't you glad we came?
[09:46] Sakura
    Yeah! But we have to practice—
[09:49] Saki
    I know!
[09:55] Saki
    Hey, Ai-chan...
[09:58] Saki
    Do you think we can make it as proper idols?
[10:02] Ai
    What do you think being a
    proper idol means, Sakura?
[10:06] Sakura
    Well... singing and dancing...
[10:09] Sakura
    And making people happy.
[10:11] Sakura
    Making them excited.
[10:12] Ai
    Well, in that case, we need to
    practice and learn a lot more.
[10:20] Sakura
    Do you think we can if we
    practice a whole bunch more?
[10:40] Sakura
    I... I'm going to do everything I can.
[10:44] Sakura
    I meant what I said after the guerrilla show!
[10:50] Saki
    And if I'm in, I'm all the way in.
[10:55] Yugiri
    I decided a very long time ago to
    dedicate myself to entertaining others.
[11:00] Lily
    I know how hard showbiz can be!
[11:04] Junko
    I...
[11:06] Junko
    I worked by myself when I was active.
[11:08] Junko
    To be honest, there are times when I'm not
    sure about being part of a group.
[11:15] Junko
    But... if the rest of you are
    serious about trying this,
[11:19] Junko
    then I need to do my best as well, don't I?
[11:22] Sakura
    Junko-chan!
[11:23] Ai
    But I'm out the second I think
    this isn't happening, okay?
[11:26] Sakura
    I'll make sure you don't ever think that!
[11:30] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[11:31] Saki
    Let's give them something to
    talk about at today's show!
[11:34] Lily
    Like, how though? What do you mean?
[11:36] Saki
    I dunno.
[11:38] Yugiri
    What can we do to please
    our guests tonight...?
[11:43] Sakura
    Yugiri-san! Phrasing!
[11:46] Junko
    M-Maybe we should know more
    about their product first?
[11:50] Sakura
    Oh, right! We've never
    used Saganship Z before.
[11:53] Saki
    All right, let's head back and try it out!
[11:56] Sakura
    Yeah!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[12:09] Saki
    Slapping these things on is supposed
    to fix stiff shoulders and back pain?
[12:13] Junko
    That's the idea.
[12:14] Saki
    For real?! That's awesome!
[12:16] Sakura
    There's a warning about
    putting them on other people.
SIGN    Saganship Z
[12:19] Sakura
    Says it counts as practicing medicine.
[12:20] Saki
    Who gives a crap?
[12:22] Saki
    We're zombies, not people.
[12:25] Sakura
    I'm... not sure that's...
[12:28] Sakura
    Hey—
SIGN    Administering dermal patches to people
    who aren't zombies is considered practicing
    medicine. Please don't try this at home.
[12:34] Sakura
    Wow! All my muscle fatigue is gone!
[12:37] Saki
    It's because you're a zombie!
    You must absorb stuff faster!
[12:40] Lily
    Look, look! I can move a whole
    bunch and it won't come off!
[12:46] Saki
    Give it a try, Ai.
[12:48] Ai
    I'm fine.
[12:49] Ai
    It's not like I feel tire—
SIGN    Administering dermal patches to people
    who aren't zombies is considered practicing
    medicine. Please don't try this at home.
[12:59] Sakura
    Can we use this in the performance somehow?
[13:02] Sakura
    Maybe putting them on and then
    dancing really energetically?
[13:10] [SONG] Song
    Awaken now dreamer! Let your heart dance!
[13:13] [SONG] Song
    And it's okay...
SIGN    Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals Banquet
[13:14] [SONG] Song
    ...even if it's a bit crazy
[13:17] [SONG] Song
    Awaken now dreamer!
    You want that excitement!
[13:20] [SONG] Song
    The feeling...
[13:21] [SONG] Song
    ...of wanting to do more
[13:22] [SONG] Song
    Gets bigger and bigger
    and bigger and bigger...
[13:26] Sakura
    Everyone, I know you all work
    really hard at your jobs!
[13:29] Sakura
    I hope we can help you all
    recover a little bit tonight!
[13:33] Sakura
    Please have a relaxing night with
    Saganship Z and our singing!
[13:40] Sakura
    I'm Number 1!
[13:41] Sakura
    This is Number 2,
[13:42] Sakura
    Number 3,
[13:43] Sakura
    Number 4,
[13:44] Sakura
    Number 5,
[13:45] Sakura
    Number 6,
[13:46] Sakura
    and Number 0!
[13:47] Sakura
    We're Franchouchou!
[13:48] Sakura
    And we're glad to be here!
[13:50] [SONG] Song
    Unlimited dreaming!
[13:55] [SONG] Song
    We're never giving up!
[13:58] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to rise up!
[14:01] [SONG] Song
    And your unstoppable wish will
[14:04] [SONG] Song
    grow, grow, grow, and never, ever, ever die!
[14:08] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
[14:11] [SONG] Song
    A miracle...
[14:12] [SONG] Song
    ...that you're longing to feel
[14:14] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! Just hope for it!
[14:17] [SONG] Song
    A lovely...
[14:18] [SONG] Song
    ...type of new thrill
[14:20] [SONG] Song
    Now give!
[14:21] [SONG] Song
    It!
[14:21] [SONG] Song
    To!
[14:22] [SONG] Song
    Me!
[14:22] [SONG] Song
    Call for it, call for it,
    the best and the highest,
[14:25] [SONG] Song
    and there's not a thing you can't get,
[14:27] [SONG] Song
    not a single one!
[14:28] [SONG] Song
    Let it reach all the way out,
    our passionate feelings!
[14:32] [SONG] Song
    With our tender souls!
[14:34] [SONG] Song
    Cut in!
[14:36] Kotaro
    Songs for the soul.
[14:37] Kotaro
    Saganship Z for the body.
[14:40] Kotaro
    Now that's relaxation.
[15:09] Sakura
    I'm so glad they liked it.
[15:12] Saki
    Hold up, Sakura.
[15:13] Saki
    Don't take your makeup off yet.
[15:15] Sakura
    Saki-chan?
[15:16] Saki
    I can't stand it anymore!
[15:18] Saki
    Let's hit that hot springs!
[15:20] Saki
    It'd be crazy to come all
    this way and not, y'know?
[15:22] Sakura
    But if our makeup comes off,
    we won't be able to make it back...
[15:25] Saki
    Nobody's gonna be out this late. Y'know?
[15:28] Sakura
    Kotaro-san's gonna get mad.
[15:30] Saki
    Listen to me, Sakura.
[15:33] Saki
    As long as nobody finds out, we're safe!
[15:34] Sakura
    And if anyone does, we're out!
[15:36] Saki
    Which is why it won't happen!
[15:37] Sakura
    I dunno where all your
    confidence comes from...
[15:41] Saki
    It's because I've gotten into and
    out of more trouble than you, girl.
[15:45] Sakura
    But what about the others?
[15:46] Sakura
    They'll all want to go in, too.
[15:47] Saki
    We've gotta make the hard decision here.
[15:50] Saki
    Less people, less suspicious!
[15:52] Sakura
    Saki-chan, you're just trying to...
[16:01] Sakura
    Junko-chan? What's up?
[16:04] Junko
    I was going to take off my makeup
    after you, Minamoto-san.
[16:08] Junko
    And then...
[16:09] Sakura
    Oh, we're not going!
[16:11] Sakura
    It's too risky.
[16:15] Junko
    I...
[16:17] Junko
    I'd like to go in the hot spring, too.
[16:22] Saki
    There you go.
[16:23] Saki
    It's settled.
[16:25] Saki
    The water here is supposed
    to be great for your skin!
[16:29] Saki
    Gonna make it nice and shiny!
[16:31] Saki
    Maybe it'll turn that egghead
    of yours shiny and soft-boiled!
[16:49] Saki
    Come on, move it!
[16:51] Saki
    We gotta get in and out, quick!
[16:56] Sakura
    I feel revived...
[16:58] Junko
    It really does feel that way.
[17:00] Junko
    Even though we are zombies.
[17:02] Sakura
    My skin's already looking smoother!
[17:05] Saki
    It's because we're zombies!
[17:06] Saki
    We must soak it up faster
    since we're zombies!
[17:08] Sakura
    Amazing!
[17:09] Saki
    See what I told you?
[17:10] Saki
    Your egghead's all shiny now.
[17:15] Saki
    Actually, it kinda looks
    like a century egg now.
[17:21] Junko
    Something just touched me!
[17:23] Saki
    All right, who's the asshole with
    the guts to touch one of our girls?
[17:29] Saki
    Looks like some kinda sheet.
[17:33] Saki
    It's Saganship Z.
[17:35] Saki
    Man, talk about absorbent.
[17:37] Sakura
    Junko-chan, did you forget to
    take the one on your back off?
[17:41] Junko
    I forgot! I'm sorry.
[17:46] Saki
    But, y'know... today went
    pretty good, right?
[17:50] Sakura
    I think so, too!
[17:52] Sakura
    But...
[17:54] Junko
    Well, the audience was happy,
    and that's a good thing.
[18:01] Junko
    But our performance
    still needs a lot of work.
[18:07] Junko
    Let's work hard. So next time, we can
    reach them with just our singing and dancing.
[18:12] Sakura
    Yeah!
[18:15] Saki
    Feels like we've gone from
    being Marutchi to Tamatchi!
[18:27] Sakura
    That's the lady from Hisanaka
    Pharmaceuticals...
[18:30] Sakura
    What now?! What do we do?!
[18:32] Saki
    Go underwater!
[18:34] Saki
    We're zombies, so we can probably
    make it without breathing!
[18:39] ---
    Hey, wai—
[18:43] PR
    Who's there?
[19:01] Saki{garbled}
    Sakura!
[19:06] Ai
    What was that?
[19:45] PR
    H-Help me!
[19:48] Yugiri
    Is something the matter?
[19:54] Sakura
    Huh? What... What's going on?
[19:56] Saki
    Explanations later! Room now!
[20:08] Saki
    Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
[20:19] Kotaro
    Thank you so much for this opportunity.
[20:21] Kotaro
    And, if you decide it's a good idea,
[20:23] Kotaro
    I look forward to hearing from
    you about the partnership.
[20:30] Staff
    Oh...
[20:31] Staff
    I'm sorry.
[20:33] Staff
    She seems to have had quite a scare.
[20:36] Staff
    The shock's made her forget everything
    that happened yesterday.
[20:41] Kotaro
    Sorry?
SIGN    "A severed head like a bowling ball..."
[20:50] Kotaro
    Next time, I'm shaving your heads.
[20:53] Lily
    That's when we went to the hot springs!
[20:55] Lily
    They wrote about us, huh?
[20:56] Saki
    Who the hell published that?!
[20:58] Saki
    Let's find them and lean on them, hard!
[21:00] Sakura
    I'm sorry...
[21:02] Sakura
    Next time I'll be more careful.
[21:06] Yugiri
    Come, now.
[21:07] Yugiri
    We all used the foot bath together.
[21:11] Yugiri
    I've never shared a moment like
    that with a group before.
[21:15] Yugiri
    It was a good bit of fun.
[21:16] Lily
    Yeah! And I think the better we get along,
    the better our performances will be!
[21:21] Sakura
    Yugiri-san... Lily-chan...
[21:24] Yugiri
    And it's not like we have to
    worry about getting tired.
[21:30] Saki
    Sis is right!
[21:32] Saki
    We'll make up for this next time.
[21:34] Sakura
    Yeah!
[21:35] Saki
    Hell yeah! Let's bust our
    asses and earn us a budget!
[21:39] Everybody
    Yeah!
[21:41] Ai
    You know the money's just
    a means to an end, right?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    Tatsumi Academy Franchouchou High
[23:26] Yugiri
    This is Yugiri speaking.
[23:27] Yugiri
    We've all got a common goal
    we're working towards.
[23:30] Yugiri
    It's quite beautiful.
[23:32] Yugiri
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 5:
    The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart.
SIGN    Episode 5: The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart
[23:36] Yugiri
    Be sure to watch.

Season 1

E5 - The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart

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[00:00] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
[00:02] Sakura
    We ran out of budget even though
    we've barely done anything yet,
[00:05] Sakura
    so we took our first offer for a paid job!
[00:08] Sakura
    It was at a hot springs, of all places!
[00:10] Sakura
    We got to relax and take in the sights.
    It was kinda fun!
[00:13] Sakura
    The show went great, and we were so excited
[00:15] Sakura
    we couldn't control our girlish whimsy and
    dove into the springs after being told not to!
[00:19] Sakura
    Then we ran through the inn
    with our zombieness exposed,
[00:21] Sakura
    which ended with our chance for
    a partnership going up in smoke!
[00:23] Sakura
    Sakura really goofed this time!
     Sowwy evewybody!
SIGN    Tatsumi Academy
    
    Franchouchou High
[00:33] Kotaro
    All right, play ball!
[00:35] Kotaro
    We've got the championship game to determine
    the ultimate idol high school today!
[00:38] Kotaro
    After an interesting game, we're in the
    ninth inning with three runs apiece!
SIGN    Tatsumi Academy
    
     Franchouchou High
[00:41] Kotaro
    Will Franchouchou High School be able to
    hold it together through this inning?
[00:44] Kotaro
    Pitching is their ace, Saki Nikaido!
[00:47] Kotaro
    This is the first pitch. There it goes!
[00:49] Kotaro
    Blammo!
[00:52] Kotaro
    And that's a home ruuuu—
[00:59] Kotaro
    Owie...
[01:00] Saki
    That hurt, prick! I'm gonna kill you!
[01:02] Kotarro
    Dirt... The dirt...
[01:04] Kotarro
    The dirt... The dirt...
[01:04] Sakura
    Uh, what exactly are you doing?
[01:07] Kotaro
    I'm picking up some dirt off the field!
[01:09] Kotaro
    Competitive fields are cruel, y'know!
[01:11] Kotaro
    The second you let your guard
    down, it can all fall apart!
[01:14] Sakura
    O-Okay.
[01:16] Kotaro
    I'm trying to say that if you get lazy,
    you're gonna be in for-real trouble,
[01:19] Kotaro
    you dim-witted zombies!
[01:21] Kotaro
    You haven't forgotten that little "hey, we're
    zombies" mess at the resort, have you?
[01:25] Sakura
    No.
[01:26] Kotaro
    You wanna get talked about,
     make sure it's because you're idols!
[01:29] Kotaro
    We haven't gotten any further
    operating budget thanks to you!
[01:31] Ai
    I'm pretty sure that's your fault.
[01:33] Kotaro
    Well, I happen to have arranged a gig
[01:36] Kotaro
    that even you slobs will be able
    to hit a grand-slam home run with!
[01:40] Kotaro
    Starting today, we're gonna
    try to raise our profile!
[01:42] Kotaro
    And the first step is having you appear in
    a commercial for a certain mega-famous business!
[01:47] Sakura
    We're getting offers for commercials?
[01:50] Kotaro
    I know, right?
[01:51] Kotaro
    You guys are gonna be so shocked
    your hearts might start beating!
[01:54] Kotaro
    Listen up... The mega-famous business
    that's hired you for this commercial...
[01:58] Kotaro
    is the famous Drive-In Tori!
SIGN    Drive-In Tori
SIGN    Episode 5 The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart
[02:12] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[02:14] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[02:17] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[02:19] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[02:23] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[03:37] CM
    Yakitori number one, chicken and rice
    number two, salad's number three for nutrition!
[03:41] CM
    Service with a smile,
    come on and get your fill!
[03:43] Saki
    Holy crap... It's really Drive Tori...
[03:46] Sakura
    Say what?
[03:46] CM
    Fresh, tasty, and fun! Bring all your friends!
    We're here for you every day...
[03:47] Saki
    Are you stupid?!
[03:48] Saki
    It's Drive Tori! I will kill you!
[03:51] Saki
    Sorry! I've never heard of them!
[03:52] CM
    at Drive-In Tori!
[03:52] Lily
    I've heard of them but never been.
[03:54] Saki
    Unbelievable...
[03:56] Saki
    All of you fail at Saga!
SIGN    Saga Fail
[04:00] Sakura
    Is it that famous?
[04:02] Kotaro
    You'll all learn how amazing
    Drive Tori is in time.
[04:05] Saki
    When?! When's the job?!
[04:07] Kotaro
    Right now!
SIGN    Yakitori Number One,
     Chicken and Rice Number Two
    
    Drive-In Tori
[04:15] Sakura
    Kinda... has that local business feel, huh?
[04:18] Junko
    Mega-famous business...
[04:21] Saki
    The homey feel! It's still the same!
SIGN    Take the Nation
[04:30] Saki
    Back when I spent every day and
    night tearing up the roads,
[04:34] Saki
    we'd always hit this place
    after raising some hell.
[04:39] Saki
    I remember I always got the
    number one meal with the gang.
[04:43] Saki
    With a side of lettuce.
[04:46] Sakura
    You really were a wild girl, huh, Saki-chan?
SIGN    Yakitori Number One,
     Chicken and Rice Number Two
    
    Drive-In Tori
[04:49] Lily
    That bird's not very cute.
[04:51] Saki
    Damn it, shrimpy! Don't you dare insult
    Drive Tori's immortal Cocco-san!
[04:55] Sakura
    Cocco-san?
[04:56] Kotaro
    What the fudge are you girls doing?!
    Move it already!
[04:58] Owner
    This is the president of Drive-In Tori.
[05:02] Prez
    Hello. It's nice to meet you all.
[05:04] FCC
    Good after—
[05:05] Saki
    Sir, yes, sir!
[05:07] Lily
    Loud.
[05:09] Prez
    I appreciate you all coming out.
[05:11] Prez
    I'm looking forward to seeing you
    all advertise our restaurant.
[05:14] Prez
    Why don't we start by heading inside so you
    can try some of our signature grilled chicken?
[05:18] FCC
    Thank y—
[05:19] Saki
    Sir, yes, sir!
[05:31] Prez
    Most people think of beef when it
    comes to yakiniku-style grilling,
[05:34] Prez
    but in Saga, it's all about chicken.
[05:39] Saki
    Sakura! Try some of that sauce,
    and the garlic pepper!
[05:43] Sakura
    Okay.
[05:44] Saki
    All right, this one's looking pretty good.
[05:45] Lily
    Hey, I was cooking that one!
[05:49] Ai
    Why don't you get that one,
    Lily? It's already well done.
[05:52] Lily
    But I was cooking the other one!
[05:53] Yugiri
    What are you looking at there, Junko-han?
[05:55] Junko
    The honey and black vinegar
     Calpis sounds good...
[05:59] President
    And that sums up the seven
    principals of Drive-In Tori.
[06:02] Kotaro
    Oh, I see—
[06:03] Kotaro
    Would it kill you all to listen?!
[06:06] Prez
    No, it's okay. It's great to see
    that they're enjoying the food.
[06:11] Sakura
    The food really is amazing!
[06:13] Prez
    I'm glad to hear that.
    All our chicken is fresh—
[06:16] Lily
    Aw, Tae-chan's eating raw chicken!
[06:22] Prez
    Uh, it's not that fresh...
[06:26] Kotaro
    Now, then...
[06:27] Kotaro
    Shall we discuss the details of the shoot?
[06:29] Prez
    Sure.
[06:37] Saki
    Freaking sweet!
[06:38] Junko
    The first outfit we wear other
    than T-shirts... and it's this.
[06:42] Ai
    Well, it's all so we can get
    some real outfits someday.
[06:44] Sakura
    That looks great on you, Junko-chan!
[06:47] Junko
    It does?
[06:48] Lily
    You're so cute, Yugirin!
[06:50] Yugiri
    I wouldn't have minded an outfit
    like this in my old line of work.
[06:52] AD
    All right, is everybody ready to get started?!
SIGN    Commercial shoot!!!
     No talking!!
     Featuring
    Franchouchou
     Number 0
     Number 1
    Number 2
    Number 3
[06:56] AD
    First up,
[06:57] AD
    I wanna introduce the girls from Franchouchou
    who are gonna be in the commercial today!
[07:00] AD
    Give them a hand!
[07:03] AD
    Next up is Cocco-kun-san!
[07:06] AD
    Let's hear it for them!
SIGN    Chicken
[07:20] Saki
    They've really got a hell of an aura!
[07:22] Sakura
    Saki-chan...
[07:23] Lily
    Yeah, that's not cute.
[07:34] Sakura
    S-Sorry about that.
[07:37] Sakura
    Tae-chan! That's not a real chicken!
[07:39] Sakura
    I'm not supposed to say this too loud,
    but there's someone inside!
[07:43] AD
    All right, if everybody's ready,
    we can get started!
[07:47] AD
    Yeah!
[07:47] FCC
    Thanks for having us!
[07:50] Saki
    We're gonna give this our all!
[07:51] Director
    All right, let's do a test run...
[07:53] Director
    And action!
[07:56] FCC
    Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number
    two, salad's number three for nutrition!
[08:00] FCC
    Service with a smile,
    come on and get your fill!
[08:04] FCC
    Yeah!
[08:05] Director
    And cut!
[08:06] AD
    Cut!
[08:08] Director
    I could hear something weird in there.
[08:11] Sakura
    S-Sorry about that.
[08:13] Saki
    Tae, you gotta sing!
[08:14] Sakura
    It's not gonna work, Saki-chan!
[08:16] Sakura
    Tae-chan can't really do audio.
[08:17] Sakura
    Wh-What do we do?
[08:19] AD
    You girls ready?!
[08:21] Sakura
    Uh, well...
[08:22] AD
    Just try to avoid all that "urgh
    argh" stuff this time, thanks!
[08:25] AD
    Rolling!
[08:26] Sakura
    For real?!
[08:27] AD
    Go ahead, director!
[08:29] Sakura
    O-Okay, Tae-chan, just join us for the
    cock-a-doodle-doo part at the end!
[08:34] Director
    All right, rolling...
[08:35] AD
    This one's for real!
[08:37] Director
    And...
[08:38] Director
    action!
[08:42] AD
    Cut!
[08:44] Sakura
    I'm so sorry!
[08:49] FCC
    Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number
    two, salad's number three for nutrition!
[08:54] FCC
    Service with a smile,
    come on and get your fill!
[08:57] FCC
    Yeah!
[08:58] FCC
    Fresh, tasty, and fun!
[09:01] FCC
    Bring all your friends!
    We're here for you every day...
[09:04] FCC
    at Drive-In Tori!
[09:07] Director
    And cut!
[09:08] AD
    Yeah!
[09:10] Director
    That was good.
[09:12] AD
    All right, we're gonna run
    a check on that take!
[09:14] Sakura
    The idea you had about changing
    the harmony did the trick.
[09:19] Director
    Okay.
[09:20] AD
    Okay, that last take was good!
[09:24] Junko
    That's good to hear.
[09:25] Kotaro
    Was it really?
[09:28] Kotaro
    Can you say you've really done the job?
[09:30] Sakura
    Uh...
[09:31] Kotaro
    What are you all?
[09:32] Kotaro
    What are you standing here as, right now?
[09:35] Ai
    Uh, idol—
[09:36] Kotaro
    Freaking chickens!
[09:38] Kotaro
    You're chickens right now!
[09:39] Kotaro
    Am I wrong, Junko?!
[09:41] Junko
    No!
[09:42] Kotaro
    Then you need to chicken it up!
[09:45] Kotaro
    I'm not seeing any chicken authenticity!
[09:49] Kotaro
    The intensity of a chicken as it's
    being cooked on a mesh grill!
[09:52] Kotaro
    The crow of its soul!
[09:55] Saki
    Shades might be right.
[09:59] Saki
    We...
[10:01] Saki
    We haven't become real chickens!
[10:06] Director
    Uh, no, that last take was—
[10:08] Kotaro
    These girls can do it if you
    give them a chance, director!
[10:11] Kotaro
    Please, let them try again!
[10:13] Saki
    Look at that!
[10:15] Saki
    You guys aren't gonna let
    Cocco-san show us up, right?!
[10:20] Saki
    If we're idols who wanna
    take over the country,
[10:22] Saki
    we need to be ready to gobble
    up the star on their own show!
[10:27] Sakura
    Tae-chan?!
[10:38] Director
    Hey! Somebody stop her!
[10:40] AD
    Y-Yessir!
[10:41] Kotaro
    Wait!
[10:44] Kotaro
    Get that camera rolling!
[10:45] Kotaro
    This is reality!
[10:48] Kotaro
    This is the story we've
    all been yearning for!
[10:51] Sakura
    Tae-chan, she didn't mean it literally!
[10:56] Kotaro
    Director!
[10:59] Director
    Action!
SIGN    Yakitori Number One,
     Chicken and Rice Number Two
    
    Drive-In Tori
[11:05] Prez
    I have to say, you all did an
    excellent job as chickens.
[11:09] Prez
    This is our restaurant's
    way of saying thanks.
[11:12] Sakura
    D-Do you think it's some chicken?
[11:15] Prez
    T-shirts.
SIGN    Yakitori Number One,
     Chicken and Rice Number Two
    
    Drive-In Tori
[11:17] Junko
    More T-shirts...
[11:19] Prez
    I have to say, I'm looking
    forward to the final product.
[11:29] CM
    Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number
    two, salad's number three for nutrition!
[11:33] CM
    Service with a smile,
    come on and get your fill!
[11:35] Inbashi
    Huh, they got a new commercial.
SIGN    Song and dance: Franchouchou
[11:37] CM
    Yeah!
[11:38] Inbashi
    What's with these girls?
[11:40] Inbashi
    Must be hard trying to be
    idols in Saga of all places.
[11:44] Okoba
    Have I seen her before...?
SIGN    Yakitori Number One, Chicken and Rice Number Two
    Drive-In Tori
[11:48] Kotaro
    Now that was some nice bird-ing!
[11:49] Kotaro
    All of you, seriously... nice bird!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[12:11] Kotaro
    Merci!
[12:15] Kotaro
    Bonjour, Saga jeune.
[12:18] Kotaro
    Saga jeune...
[12:20] Ai
    Yeah, yeah, I'm a Saga jeune now, I guess.
[12:23] Kotaro
    How are you in any way a Saga jeune?!
[12:29] Ai
    What is your problem?!
[12:31] Kotaro
    Dirt...
[12:34] Kotaro
    Listen up! None of you are even close
    to cutting it as Saga jeunes yet!
[12:37] Kotaro
    Like a bunch of hick zombies using
    your sleeves to wipe your snot!
[12:40] Kotaro
    However! I've found a way
    for even you to become
[12:43] Kotaro
    Saga jeunes who can compete
    with even Parisian jeunes!
[12:46] Kotaro
    You're gonna participate in the Gatalympics!
SIGN    Entering the Gatalympics!!!
[12:49] Saki
    Holy crap...
[12:52] Saki
    The Gatalympics...
[12:53] Sakura
    More tears?!
[12:54] Lily
    You know that anybody
    can participate, right?
[12:57] Ai
    And what even is it?
[12:59] Saki
    Unbelievable...
[13:00] Saki
    You all fail at Sa—
SIGN    —Et cetera Saga Fail
[13:05] Junko
    It's not very glamorous...
    or even colorful, is it?
[13:08] Lily
    I don't wanna!
[13:10] Kotaro
    Shut it!
SIGN    Franchouchou
[13:14] Lily
    What is that garbage-like
    T-shirt supposed to be?
[13:16] Kotaro
    You are all going to be entering the
    Gatalympics wearing these shirts.
SIGN    Franchouchou
[13:21] Saki
    When?! When are we doing this?!
[13:22] Kotaro
    Right now!
SIGN    34th Kashima Gatalympics
[13:33] Junko
    It reminds me of the swimsuit-only
    athletic competitions they used to have.
[13:37] Ai
    You were actually in those?
[13:39] Junko
    I-I made sure not to pop out, though!
[13:42] Lily
    I seriously hate this.
[13:44] Yugiri
    It's for the sake of advertising.
    You'll have to bear it.
[13:47] Sakura
    No! Tae-chan, quit squirming!
[13:51] MC
    The deadline for entries is nearly here.
[13:54] MC
    Anyone wanting to participate
    should head to...
[13:55] Sakura
    It's already starting!
[13:57] Sakura
    Extra T-shirt, extra T-shirt...
[13:59] Sakura
    Oh, I know!
[14:01] Sakura
    We can't have you ripping another one,
     so let's put an extra layer on.
[14:09] Inubashi
    Huh, aren't those the girls
    from that commercial?
[14:16] Inubashi
    One of them catch your eye, Ookoba-san?
[14:19] Ookoba
    Idiot.
[14:23] Ookoba
    I could swear I've seen
    her somewhere before...
SIGN    34th Kashima Gatalympics
[14:26] Host
    And here we have the headline event
    of the Gatalympics, Mud Biking!
[14:29] Host
    Competitors ride down
    a narrow path on a bicycle!
[14:32] MC
    Okay!
[14:34] MC
    First, we have a member of the
    Saga PD here to demonstrate!
[14:39] MC
    Care to comment?
[14:41] Cop
    Well, y'know, today...
    The, uh, every day... peace...
[14:45] MC
    All right, let's get this started!
[14:49] MC
    On your marks! Get set...
[14:55] MC
    And that's about how it works!
[14:57] MC
    Good luck, everyone!
[15:02] Sakura
    Good luck, Saki-chan!
[15:04] Saki
    Leave it to me! Nobody can
    beat me on two wheels!
[15:07] MC
    Let's get the first race started.
[15:10] Saki
    Prepare to eat my dust.
[15:12] MC
    On your marks!
[15:14] MC
    Get set...
[15:21] MC
    Let's move on to the second race!
[15:24] MC
    On your marks! Get set...
[15:48] Sakura
    You can't even tell what's
    on the shirts now.
[15:51] Ai
    To be honest, I saw this coming.
[16:02] Sakura
    Well, now people can see what they say!
[16:08] ---
    Wait!
[16:09] Kids
    Over here!
[16:10] Kids
    Wait for me!
[16:14] Sakura
    What do we do?! What do we do?!
[16:14] Saki
    Crap, crap, crap!
[16:25] Yugiri
    Kind of heartbreaking, isn't it?
[16:30] MC
    What's our next contestant's name?
[16:31] Kotaro
    Uh... Kotaro Tatsumi.
[16:34] Sakura
    Kotaro-san?!
[16:35] Ai
    Why isn't he wearing one of the shirts?!
[16:38] MC
    Can we hear your thoughts
    going into the race?
[16:39] Sakura
    This is good! He can talk about the group!
[16:41] Kotaro
    Uh... I'm gonna do my best.
[16:43] MC
    Anything else?
[16:45] Kotaro
    Uh, nope.
[16:46] Saki
    What the hell?!
[16:48] Saki
    His ass is gonna end up covered in mud!
    Let's all laugh at him!
[16:51] MC
    On your marks! Get set...
[17:04] Host
    The next competition we have for
    you today is the Mud Tarzan Swing!
[17:09] MC
    Okay, take it away!
[17:11] Cop
    Here I go!
[17:13] Cop
    Check this out, Ariake Sea!
[17:15] Cop
    Whoa!
[17:17] Host
    And there you have it. Scores are based
    on distance along with showmanship.
[17:22] Junko
    They're not going to be able
    to see the T-shirts anyway.
[17:25] Sakura
    True enough...
[17:26] Yugiri
    If we can make it over there,
    we might be able to manage something.
[17:34] Ai
    That might actually be the best
    way of reaching the crowd.
[17:37] Saki
    Sounds good! Let's aim for the top!
[17:40] Sakura
    It's the only choice we have!
[17:43] MC
    Next contestant, come on down!
[17:48] Sakura
    I get the feeling Ai-chan
    can pull this off...
[17:55] Host
    That's a distance of 5
    meters and 20 centimeters!
[17:58] Host
    Doesn't amount to much!
[18:01] Ai
    Say something!
[18:05] Junko
    This is higher up than I thought...
[18:17] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[18:18] Saki
    Right to the top!
[18:27] Saki
    The distance is... three meters.
[18:30] Lily
    You're supposed to jump forward.
[18:32] Saki
    Get 'em, Big Sis Yugiri!
[18:36] Yugiri
    Right!
[18:54] Host
    Those points are purely for artistic
    value, with a distance of zero meters!
[18:57] Lily
    Here I go!
[18:59] Lily
    Magical Shooting Star!
[19:05] Host
    Now that's some real distance!
[19:08] Host
    She's currently in fourth place!
[19:09] Host
    Not quite enough to reach the podium!
[19:20] Sakura
    If I believe... then I can fly.
[19:23] Sakura
    I have to... have to win this!
[19:29] Saki
    Fly, Sakura!
[19:42] Host
    A total belly-flop!
[19:44] Lily
    That looked painful.
[19:45] Lily
    And a score... of 1!
[19:47] Lily
    The lowest score in today's games!
[19:49] Saki
    Yeah, that's not impressing anybody.
[19:54] Host
    Huh? We've got someone with a
    unique style on the stand now.
[19:59] Sakura
    Tae-chan?!
[20:00] Saki
    Hey, hey, hey!
[20:25] Host
    Well that's... What the?
[20:27] Host
    It's hard to tell because of the sun...
    What just happened?
[20:30] Ai
    This is bad!
[20:31] Saki
    Hide the fact she's a zombie!
[20:33] HOst
    Whoa, now!
[20:34] HOst
    Her teammates have all jumped
    into the mud after her!
[20:36] HOst
    What a wonderful display of teamwork!
SIGN    Gold
[20:47] MC
    And so we're here to interview the winner!
[20:51] MC
    Let's get a word from her right away.
[20:53] MC
    How do you feel right now?
[20:55] Saki
    So much for advertising.
[20:57] Sakura
    Yeah...
[21:00] MC
    I wonder if she got too much mud
    in her mouth to be able to speak?
[21:03] MC
    In any case, that was an amazing jump!
[21:04] MC
    Congratulations!
[21:06] Ai
    Well, what's done is done.
[21:11] Sakura
    Wait, Tae-chan has two shirts on!
[21:14] Saki
    For real?!
[21:15] Sakura
    Tae-chan! Tear your shirt!
SIGN    Drive-In Tori
SIGN    Drive-In Tori
[21:31] MC
    Congratulations!
[21:35] Song
    Drive-In Tori!
[21:37] Kotaro
    Nice bird.
[21:42] Inubashi
    They're quite a cute bunch.
[21:45] Ookoba
    That's it.
[21:46] Ookoba
    I remember now.
[21:48] Inubashi
    Remember what?
[21:50] Ookoba
    I should look into this...
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Ai
    This is Ai.
[23:26] Ai
    Whether it's hocking chickens
    or playing in mud,
[23:28] Ai
    we need to do whatever it
    takes to raise our profile.
[23:32] ---
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 6:
[23:34] ---
    Because It's Sentimental SAGA.
SIGN    Episode 6: Because It's Sentimental SAGA
[23:36] ---
    See you then.

Season 1

E6 - Because It's Sentimental SAGA

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[00:00] Sakura
    Previously on Zombie Land Saga...
[00:02] Sakura
    After messing up our first paid job, we were
    lucky enough to get another big chance!
[00:05] Sakura
    We appeared in a commercial for Drive-In
    Tori to earn some funds and some notoriety,
[00:09] Sakura
    and worked our tail feathers
    off to become chickens!
[00:11] Sakura
    And then, in pursuit of more fame,
[00:14] Sakura
    we participated in the Gatalympics, and worked
    hard to memorize exactly what mud tastes like!
[00:17] Sakura
    I bet chicken and mud are total
    must-haves for being an idol!
[00:20] Sakura
    People are bound to have
    heard of Franchouchou now!
[00:23] Sakura
    Wait, hold on... is this
    seriously good enough?
[00:25] Sakura
    It is, right? We're gonna be fine, right?!
SIGN    Sagazine Editorial Department
[00:32] Inubashi
    Damn it, this is getting really annoying...
[00:36] Inubashi
    I can't believe none of
    them are on social media.
SIGN    Welcome to the Franchouchou Homepage
SIGN    You are our 666th Visitor
SIGN    Latest Update
     Winning the Gatalympics Mud Tarzan event!
    Appearing in the new Drive-In Tori commercial!
[00:39] Inu
    There's nothing here except
    their idol activities.
[00:42] Okoba
    I kind of like it.
[00:44] Okoba
    Feels like they're not letting
    the times dictate their style.
[00:46] Inubashi
    Come on, Okoba-san, you're the one
    who wanted to look into them.
[00:50] Inubashi
    It's been a month and a half
    and we haven't been able to dig up anything!
[00:53] Inubashi
    Damn it...
[00:54] Inubashi
    Who the hell are these girls?
SIGN    Welcome to the Franchouchou Homepage
SIGN    You are our 666th Visitor
SIGN    Latest Update
     Winning the Gatalympics Mud Tarzan event!
    Appearing in the new
    Drive-In Tori Commercial!
[01:06] FCC
    
[01:09] FCC**
    
[01:10] Ai**
    Stop!
[01:14] Ai
    We're still going a little
    too slow at this part.
[01:16] Junko
    I'm sorry...
[01:18] Ai
    It's okay. I'll just match up with you.
[01:23] (Flashback) Kotaro
    The new song has a duet with Ai
    and Junko as the highlight.
[01:27] (Flashback) Kotaro
    You two are out in front this time.
[01:29] Junko
    I feel bad.
[01:31] Junko
    Considering I'm supposed
    to be the lead vocals...
[01:34] Ai
    Well, the tempo's faster than usual.
[01:36] Ai
    We'll just have to work on making sure we're
    perfect for the most crucial parts.
[01:40] Ai
    I'm going to review the
    overall flow of the performance,
[01:43] Ai
    so the rest of you can take a break.
[02:04] Sakura
    Oh... It happened again.
SIGN    Episode 6 Because It's Sentimental SAGA
[02:18] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[02:20] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[02:23] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[02:25] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[02:29] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[03:55] Kotaro
    Hey...
[03:57] Kotaro
    We're out of shampoo.
[04:03] Yugiri
    What's this box, then?
[04:05] Lily
    It's called a computer.
[04:07] Lily
    We're gonna look up what kinda
    idols are big right now.
[04:12] Yugiri
    They come up with the wildest things...
[04:15] Ai
    Hey! You're gonna break it!
[04:17] Yugiri
    Oh, terribly sorry.
[04:19] Sakura
    I hope Kotaro-san doesn't catch us...
[04:23] Ai
    It's okay.
[04:24] Ai
    We should have about twenty minutes.
[04:27] Sakura
    Really?
[04:29] Sakura
    This is my third time
    doing this, after all.
[04:32] Lily
    Hey, do you think we've got a homepage?
[04:35] Ai
    We do, and I am never
    looking at it again.
[04:38] Lily
    Aw, why not?
[04:40] Ai
    Because it's so lame you'll want to die.
[04:42] Ai
    Even if we're zombies already.
[04:45] Kotaro
    Hey...
SIGN    Nice and Soft
    
    Tap
    
    Clothing detergent
[04:51] Ai
    Anyway, after looking around a bit,
[04:54] Ai
    I'm surprised by how different
    things are from when I was alive.
[04:59] Ai
    There are a bunch of groups that were really
    popular, and seemed like they would last,
SIGN    10 Years after the Breakup of Conclift Musume Final Concert for Popular Idol Group MAXMIND Attracts 100,000...
SIGN    The Stunning Breakup of V-Spark Leaves Fans in Shock!! Series of idol major group splits signals the end of the Idol Wars...
[05:02] Ai
    that are all broken up...
[05:04] Junko
    Idols as a concept go through
    their booms and busts, after all.
[05:06] Sakura
    Wait... does that mean that right now...
[05:09] Ai
    Even if that's the case,
    we still have to try our best.
[05:13] Ai
    Right?
[05:14] Sakura
    Y-You're right.
[05:16] Ai
    I guess we can check out
    idol events in Saga.
SIGN    Idol Clip Breakdown 2018
SIGN    10 Years after the Breakup of Conclift Musume
SIGN    Schedule: Saga Idols
SIGN    Saga Idol Event
[05:21] Junko
    This is so convenient...
[05:24] Sakura
    There're so many!
[05:26] Ai
    Let's start by looking into
    anything that seems interesting.
[05:29] Saki
    What's "Saga Rock"?!
[05:31] Saki
    Sounds cool!
[05:32] Sakura
    Do you like rock, Saki-chan?
[05:34] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[05:35] Saki
    Everyone knows how Mentai Rock
    is a big deal in Kyushu!
[05:38] Sakura
    What's that?
[05:39] Saki
    You wanna die?
[05:41] Sakura
    You're really aggressive...
[05:44] Ai
    The Saga Rock Festival is the largest
    outdoor rock event in Kyushu.
[05:48] Saki
    Seriously?! We gotta get in on that!
[05:51] Ai
    Well, there's no problem with getting
    onto a bigger stage, but...
[05:55] Sakura
    It must be amazing to be on stage
    with so many people in the audience.
[06:00] Lily
    I'm totally used to it thanks
    to press presentations!
[06:03] Sakura
    Let's do a good job!
[06:05] Sakura
    I bet if we practice a lot,
    we'll all make it up there some day!
[06:08] Junko
    It's not that easy.
[06:10] Junko
    Performing a concert at a venue of this size
    requires a comparable amount of work.
[06:17] Sakura
    Y-Yeah.
[06:19] Junko
    It's better to take one diligent step at
    a time instead of fixating on big dreams.
[06:24] Sakura
    Sorry...
[06:26] Ai
    I get what you mean, but our time
    frame is much shorter what others had.
[06:31] Ai
    The main thing is to find a way
    to get your name out there...
SIGN    I mean, the group I used to be in was performing
[06:37] Ai
    in front of audiences in the tens of thousands
[06:39] Ai
    a year after our debut.
[06:41] Junko
    Only a year?!
[06:42] Junko
    And you were able to impress
    an audience that big?
[06:47] Ai
    If you're trying to be perfect from the
    get-go, you won't be able to manage anything.
[06:50] Ai
    If anything, a lot of fans like
    seeing groups improve over time,
[06:54] Ai
    and contribute to that growth.
[06:56] Junko
    That's...
[06:57] Ai
    Of course, that doesn't mean we
    don't try our hardest every time.
SIGN    Melancholy X Iron Frill (Special Appearance) Sorry Girls
SIGN    Iron Frill (Special Appearance)
[07:05] Sakura
    Oh, that's the group you
    were in, right, Ai-chan?
[07:08] Lily
    Let me see!
[07:10] Sakura
    This one! Iron Frill!
[07:12] Sakura
    They're going to be at Saga Rock!
[07:14] Saki
    Your old crew is pretty badass!
SIGN    Saga
     Soy Sauce
    
     Light
[07:30] Kotaro
    Ah, my fair ladies...
[07:36] Kotaro
    of Franchouchou...
[07:42] Kotaro
    Oh, good morning!
[07:50] Kotaro
    You are before... the idol magistra—
[07:53] Saki
    Enough already! Get on with it!
[07:56] Kotaro
    Okay then, today I have some
    great news for you all.
[08:01] Kotaro
    It turns out that Franchouchou...
[08:05] Kotaro
    has fans!
[08:08] Kotaro
    The Drive-In Tori commercial and
    Gatalympics footage have been uploaded online,
[08:13] Kotaro
    and there's just a little
    bit of chat about you all!
[08:16] Sakura
    There is?
[08:17] Saki
    I told you! I told you guys Drive
    Tori was freaking awesome!
[08:21] Ai
    Well, good or bad, at least
    we've got some attention now.
[08:24] Ai
    What're you talking about?
[08:27] Ai
    This is all because you're gems
    that sparkle with polish.
[08:31] Ai
    Very nicely done...
[08:32] Ai
    Drive-In Tori! Like that?
[08:35] Sakura
    Oh, that's not the right pose.
[08:38] Sakura
    It's like this.
[08:39] Sakura
    Tori!
[08:41] Kotaro
    Oh, I get it.
[08:43] Kotaro
    Tori!
[08:45] Sakura
    No, like, Tori!
[08:48] Kotaro
    Oh, okay!
[08:50] Kotaro
    Tori!
[08:51] Sakura
    No, see, I just showed you...
[08:52] Kotaro
    It doesn't freaking matter!
[08:54] Kotaro
    Why exactly do I have to master your dance?!
[08:58] Kotaro
    Don't look down your pointy
    nose at me just because
[09:00] Kotaro
    you've got a little buzz,
    you Pinocchio-ass zombie!
[09:01] Sakura
    Pinocchio...
[09:03] Kotaro
    Sit your pointy nose down!
[09:06] Kotaro
    That being the case,
[09:08] Kotaro
    I want you all to start interacting
    with your fans as soon as possible.
[09:13] Saki
    Right away again, huh?
[09:15] Kotaro
    I announced it on the homepage already!
[09:17] Junko
    Uh, when you say interacting...
[09:20] Kotaro
    Gotta start with photo ops, I figure.
[09:23] Junko
    Minamoto-san, what exactly does he mean?
[09:27] Skaura
    Well, there are probably gonna be people
    with instant cameras, not digital.
[09:33] Junko
    Digital...?
[09:34] Sakura
    How do I describe it...
[09:36] Sakura
    They let you look at the
    pictures right away.
[09:39] Junko
    Oh, like Polaroids?
[09:42] Junko
    So we're going to be taking
    glamour shots with Polaroids...
[09:47] Sakura
    It's not exactly that formal...
[09:49] Ai
    That's basically it, though.
[09:51] Sakura
    It is?!
[09:53] Ai
    Usually there's a mini concert
    and merchandise sales first.
[09:58] Sakura
    Merchandise...
SIGN    Franchouchou
[10:00] Sakura
    It'd be nice if we sold a
    bunch of T-shirts, but...
[10:04] Lily
    You okay, Yugirin?
[10:06] Lily
    Are you following all this?
[10:07] Yugiri
    Well, getting confused by what's
    going on won't help things,
[10:12] Yugiri
    so I've decided to just accept
    things as they come.
[10:14] Kotaro
    I've got an even bigger
    project in the works!
[10:18] Kotaro
    So you all better make this
    photo op a good one!
SIGN    Franchouchou
    
    Mini Concert & Fan Pictures
    Merchandise Sales and Photo Ops
    to be held after the show
[10:32] Saki
    Well, we're Franchouchou!
[10:36] Saki
    Thanks for coming!
[10:45] Sakura
    People really showed up!
[10:47] Sakura
    We've got fans now!
[10:50] Saki
    W-Well, y'know,
[10:53] Saki
    today is a photo op session
    with Franchouchou,
[10:56] Saki
    and it's crazy to think
    you all came to see us...
[11:00] Saki
    So, like...
[11:01] Saki
    Thanks!
[11:03] Audience
    That was great!
[11:05] Audience
    Cocco-kun!
[11:07] Saki
    It's Cocco-san, damn it!
[11:15] Crowd
    She's the real deal!
[11:16] Crowd
    From the commercial!
SIGN    Franchouchou
[11:24] Kotaro
    We're now going to be selling these original
    Franchouchou T-shirts and towels.
[11:29] Kotaro
    Anyone who purchases either will then
    be eligible for the photo session!
SIGN    Franchouchou
SIGN    FES Towel 1000 yen
[11:34] Sakura
    When did he have those towels made?
[11:37] Ai
    And what is with this design?
SIGN    End of the line
[11:41] Kotaro
    We'll then move on to the
    actual photo session!
[11:44] Signs
    First will be the pair of
    Number 0 and Number 1,
[11:47] Signs
    and then Numbers 2 and 3.
[11:50] Junko
    What... is this?
[11:53] Ai
    You take pictures with people
    who line up for you.
[12:00] Saki
    Hey there.
[12:01] Ai
    Thank you.
[12:03] Lily
    You ready?!
[12:10] Kotaro
    Here we go, okay!
[12:15] Ai
    What... was that?
[12:17] Kotaro
    Next is going to be the trio of
    Number 4, Number 5, and Number 6!
[12:21] Kotaro
    For Number 5, we'll be taking them in front
    of this gold folding screen.
[12:22] Crowd
    Number 4, it's your turn!
[12:25] Junko
    I can't...
[12:27] Junko
    I can't do this...
[12:29] Sakura
    Junko-chan?
[12:30] Ai
    What are you saying? Come on.
[12:32] Junko
    No!
[12:34] Ai
    You've got the most people in
    your line! Don't you see that?
[12:38] Junko
    Being an idol is about dazzling
    people from up on a stage!
[12:41] Junko
    How is this anything like that?!
[12:45] Inbubashi
    What?
[12:47] ---
    What's going on?
[12:48] ---
    What's up?
[12:53] Kotaro
    What the hell was that?!
[12:56] Kotaro
    I am so disappointed in you all!
[12:58] Kotaro
    Y'know how disappointed I am?
[13:01] Kotaro
    If I had to give a metaphor, it's like...
[13:03] Kotaro
    Y'know!
[13:07] Kotaro
    You dumbasses!
[13:11] Kotaro
    Ugh!
[13:14] Ai
    You understood what you did, right, Junko?
[13:18] Ai
    Running out on a job
    doesn't just affect you.
[13:21] Junko
    That's part of the job?
[13:24] Ai
    A big part of it.
[13:25] Junko
    But it was so brazen.
[13:27] Junko
    I don't want to do it.
[13:29] Ai
    Listen.
[13:30] Ai
    We need people to learn who we are,
    and then feel like we're within reach.
[13:36] Junko
    That's the thing!
[13:38] Junko
    And when you bragged about being
    so successful after only one year,
[13:41] Junko
    do people really think they can just
    placate the fans instead of paying their dues?
[13:46] Ai
    When did I ever say that?
    Are you trying to start something?
[13:49] Saki
    Leave it at that.
[13:51] Sakura
    Ai-chan, Junko-chan...
[13:53] Junko
    I'm just saying we need to think about
    what our relationship with our fans is.
[13:56] Ai
    You're the one who doesn't seem to
    understand what that relationship is.
[13:59] Sakura
    What do we do?! What do we do?!
[14:00] Junko
    We might both talk about
    "being supported by fans," Mizuno-san,
[14:04] Junko
    but I think we mean something
    totally different!
[14:06] Junko
    An idol shouldn't be dependent
    on the good will of fans!
[14:09] Ai
    That sort of above-it-all
    pride is too old-fashioned!
[14:12] Junko
    You're not exactly current
    yourself, you know!
[14:16] Lily
    Please stop!
[14:22] Ai
    If we're going to be
    serious about being idols,
[14:25] Ai
    then thinking like that
    is going to be a problem.
[14:35] Saki
    Don't you think that's going overboard?
[14:39] Saki
    Hey! Ai!
[14:42] Saki
    Damn it...
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    The Iron Frill Center Who Became a Legend Ai Mizuno
[15:16] Ai
    I am not going to be history yet.
[15:26] Saki
    You two oughta just bury the
    hatchet and get over this.
[15:30] Saki
    Let's just say both sides were wrong.
[15:32] Lily
    I think so, too.
[15:34] Ai
    I don't see how any of
    what I said was wrong.
[15:38] Yugiri
    There are plenty of fights that start
    because both sides have a good point.
[15:43] Ai
    I thought you were all serious
    about becoming idols.
[15:47] Lily
    It's because we are that we
    want you two to get along!
[15:49] Ai
    You can't get by as idols just
    by playing friends all the time!
[15:52] Ai
    You were in show business, too.
    Don't you realize that?!
[15:56] Saki
    Get out of shrimpy's face!
[16:00] Saki
    Damn it, get back here!
[16:02] Yugiri
    I wouldn't worry.
[16:04] Yugiri
    Things will settle down soon enough.
[16:06] Yugiri
    Won't they, Leader?
[16:09] Saki
    Damn it, what a pain in the ass!
[16:19] Guy
    Hey, come on!
[16:21] Girl
    Don't be silly. I don't have a swimsuit.
SIGN    Idol
[16:39] Sakura
    Leave it to me!
[16:41] Junko
    Minamoto-san?
[16:51] Sakura
    You're from a generation
    earlier than me, huh?
[16:55] Junko
    I'd say maybe two.
[16:57] Junko
    I should really be an old lady by now.
[17:00] Sakura
    I was just thinking about how I never really
    asked about what kind of idol you were.
[17:06] Junko
    In my time, there was no
    personal interaction with fans.
[17:12] Junko
    Maybe meet and greets at the most, but...
[17:15] Junko
    Whether it was the stage and the seats,
[17:18] Junko
    or on the tube and in front of the tea
    table, there was a clear boundary.
[17:22] Sakura
    Wait, the tea table and the tube?
[17:25] Sakura
    What tube?
[17:26] Junko
    It's an idol's job to give people dreams.
[17:29] Junko
    I can't imagine giving the fans a
    chance to see any imperfections.
[17:34] Junko
    At least, that's how it was
    for the idols I knew...
[17:39] Junko
    And much like how I once looked up to them,
[17:42] Junko
    I wanted to be someone that
    others could look up to...
[17:46] Junko
    That was my motivation for
    working so hard, day after day.
[17:50] Junko
    I was finally starting to feel like
    I had accomplished that myself.
[17:53] Junko
    I imagined a future where
    I would continue to do so.
[17:57] Junko
    Then, when we were headed to
    Saga for my first tour in Kyushu...
[18:09] Junko
    And that was that.
[18:10] Sakura
    Junko-chan...
[18:12] Junko
    Not just anyone can be an idol.
[18:15] Junko
    Much less a zombie...
[18:18] Junko
    And if my approach is in the way...
[18:23] Junko
    Minamoto-san...
[18:24] Junko
    I don't think I can stay in Franchouchou.
[18:46] Saki
    Ai!
[18:55] Saki
    Ai?
[18:56] Saki
    Ai! What's up?!
[18:57] Saki
    Hey!
[19:04] Saki
    Well, this is messed up...
[19:08] Saki
    You've got a hell of a look on your face.
[19:10] Saki
    I guess I do, too, though.
[19:12] Saki
    If I'm being real, I don't get any
    of this idol or fan stuff, y'know?
[19:17] Saki
    But when you do anything,
    it's all about guts.
[19:19] Saki
    And then comes your crew.
[19:20] Saki
    That's all you've really got...
[19:25] Saki
    Kinda surprised. You being
    scared of lightning...
[19:28] Ai
    It's how I died.
[19:59] Saki
    Holy crap, girl...
[20:01] Saki
    That's actually legendary.
[20:03] Ai
    That's really not the
    kind of legend I wanted.
SIGN    The legend of Ai Mizuno, and how overcoming the pain brought us to the present
SIGN    Ai Mizuno
[20:07] Ai
    This isn't over yet.
[20:09] Ai
    I'm still here... I'm not history yet!
SIGN    Iron Frill Interview "10 Years later. Overcoming the death of Ai Mizuno."
[20:13] Ai
    I don't care if I'm a zombie, I will
    get up on stage again, and then...
[20:21] Saki
    You were actually pretty fired up, huh?
[20:37] Sakura
    Saki-chan.
[20:39] Saki
    Not sleeping?
[20:41] Sakura
    It was kind of hard to...
[20:43] Saki
    Those girls...
[20:45] Saki
    if this was my old gang, I'd line
    them both up and kick their asses.
[20:48] Saki
    Like, "You're dead!" Y'know?
[20:49] Sakrua
    Well, don't do that.
[20:52] Saki
    I wasn't gonna.
[20:53] Saki
    But if they're still at it,
    we're not gonna get far...
[20:59] Saki
    Gotta do something, and soon.
[21:02] Sakura
    Yeah.
[21:08] Kotaro
    Good morning!
[21:12] Kotaro
    Well, today, I've got
    more good news for you!
[21:16] Kotaro
    It turns out that Franchouchou...
[21:19] Kotaro
    Is going to be on the newcomer
    lineup for this year's Saga Rock!
[21:26] Kotaro
    Yes, I am incredible!
[21:29] Sakura
    Saga Rock?
[21:30] Saki
    You gotta be kidding me...
[21:32] Kotaro
    Listen up, ladies! You're never going
    to get another chance like this!
[21:35] Kotaro
    You're going to have to
    nail it, no matter what!
[21:38] Kotaro
    Saga will be at the center
    of the world on this day,
[21:40] Kotaro
    and you all will need to stand
    as the center of Saga!
[21:43] Kotaro
    Franchouchou will be performing
    onstage outdoors for the first time,
[21:46] Kotaro
    and you will shake the Earth with your song!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] Junko
    This is Junko.
[23:27] Junko
    If I'm going to be a hindrance to the
    others, I'd rather turn into a mushroom...
[23:32] Junko
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 7:
    But It's Zombiemental SAGA.
SIGN    Episode Seven: But It's Zombiemental SAGA
[23:36] Junko
    I'll be going now.

Season 1

E7 - But It's Zombiemental SAGA

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[00:00] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga...
[00:02] Sakura
    You can ask me about what kind of
    relationship idols and fans should have,
[00:04] Sakura
    but I sure as heck don't have a good answer!
[00:06] Sakura
    And Ai-chan and Junko-chan
    got into a huge fight over it!
[00:10] Sakura
    I wish they'd worry more about their own
    relationship than their relationship with fans!
[00:13] Sakura
    That was a joke! Just a Sakura joke!
[00:15] Sakura
    And wouldn't you know it?
[00:17] Sakura
    We got the news Franchouchou
    would be performing at Saga Rock!
[00:19] Sakura
    The best news ever at the
    worst possible time!
[00:21] Sakura
    I seriously have no idea what to do!
[00:24] Sakura
    Hawawagh! Or maybe even dwawawargh, y'know?!
[00:30] Saki
    We seriously gotta start practicing
    or we're gonna run out of time.
[00:33] Sakura
    But I don't think we should
    do it without Junko-chan...
[00:37] Saki
    So you're just gonna leave Ai alone?
[00:38] Saki
    She said she was gonna practice,
    even if it was by herself.
[00:42] Sakura
    I really don't know what to do.
[00:45] Saki
    Damn it... What do you think, shrimpy?
[00:48] Lily
    I think we should do the show,
     no matter what.
[00:51] Lily
    It'd be a huge waste if we let
    a chance like this pass us by.
[00:54] Lily
    Of course, I'd rather Junko-chan
    be with us, but...
[00:58] Saki
    How about you, Tae?
[01:02] Saki
    And you, Sis?
[01:05] Yugiri
    It's a good question...
[01:08] Yugiri
    I can't help but wonder if there's
    a way to get through to Junko-han.
SIGN    No Unauthorized Access
    
    Absolutely None
    
    No Contact Allowed
    
    Stay Out
[01:12] Saki
    Well, she's been like that
    for almost two weeks.
[01:23] Yugiri
    What a difficult girl...
[01:25] Saki
    Okay! Let's just drag her ass out!
[01:28] Sakura
    No, I think that'd just make it worse!
[01:30] Saki
    Okay! Forget it!
[01:31] Lily
    So which is it?
[01:34] Saki
    Damn it all! What are we gonna do?!
[01:34] Sakura
    But Lily-chan, if we do appear at
    Saga Rock, what about afterwards?
[01:40] Sakura
    Will we be going on without Junko-chan?
[01:43] Lily
    I don't want it to turn out that way, but...
[01:45] Lily
    Even if she hears that we didn't get
    to go on stage at Saga Rock,
[01:49] Lily
    I get the feeling Junko-chan
    won't ever come back to us.
[01:53] Sakura
    What do we do...?
[01:55] Yugiri
    You're more mature than you
    look at times, Lily-han.
[02:00] Sakura
    I think we should ask Kotaro-san!
[02:02] Saki
    Don't bother. He's totally useless.
[02:05] Sakura
    It's fine! Once he sees what's
    going on, I'm sure he'll—
[02:09] Kotaro
    Figure it out your own damn self,
     you dumbass zombie!
[02:14] Saki
    Told you.
SIGN    Episode 7 But It's Zombiemental SAGA
[02:23] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[02:25] Intro
    No, even if we're dead,
    we will make them come true!
[02:28] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[02:30] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[02:34] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[03:57] Ai
    What's taken you so long?
[03:59] Sakura
    Sorry...
[04:00] Ai
    We need to work on the timing
    for our moves right away.
[04:02] Ai
    We need to pick up the pace
    if we're going to make it.
[04:04] Sakura
    O-Okay.
[04:07] Ai
    What?
[04:08] Sakura
    Maybe we should talk to her...
[04:10] Ai
    Would you get a grip?
[04:12] Ai
    We need every last minute to rehearse.
[04:15] Ai
    We're already zombies, which means
    there's no telling what might happen...
[04:18] Sakura
    But the new song's built around
    solos with you and Junko-chan.
[04:23] Ai
    I'll have to sing Junko's part.
[04:25] Sakura
    On your own?!
[04:26] Ai
    Let's just get started.
[04:28] Ai
    You gonna be okay, Ai?
[04:29] Ai
    What else can we do?!
[04:31] Ai
    She's the one who has to
    figure her own stuff out!
[04:34] Saki
    I was talking about you, girl.
[04:40] Ai
    I can't worry about anything else right now.
SIGN    Saga Rock!!
SIGN    Saga Rock!!
[05:25] Sakura
    Ai-chan! Are you okay?!
[05:26] Ai
    It's fine. These kinds of lessons
    were normal when I was alive.
[05:31] Sakura
    But...
[05:33] Ai
    Tomorrow's the show.
[05:34] Ai
    Let's work on our final preparations.
[05:53] Kotaro
    Kicky blammo!
[05:56] Kotaro
    Zombies are supposed to be on the other
    side of the barricades, dumbass!
[06:12] Kotaro
    Sorry. How are you feeling, physically?
[06:16] Junko
    Other than being dead, fine...
[06:19] Kotaro
    Don't you think it's time
    you got out of here?
[06:22] Junko
    I just don't understand idols anymore.
[06:25] Kotaro
    You were on the net in my room, right?
[06:27] Junko
    Net...?
[06:29] Kotaro
    As in the internet.
[06:31] Kotaro
    You used the computer, right?
[06:33] Kotaro
    I'm not mad.
[06:35] Kotaro
    It's been thirty years since you died,
[06:38] Kotaro
    and things have changed a lot.
[06:41] Junko
    I really was shocked.
[06:43] Kotaro
    There are things that have
    become more convenient,
[06:45] Kotaro
    but they have their share of downsides.
[06:48] Kotaro
    Everyone having a connected device has made
    it so that anyone can post information...
[06:53] Kotaro
    but that makes it harder
    to keep anything private.
[06:56] Kotaro
    That sometimes means
    the private lives of idols.
[06:59] Kotaro
    In the Showa period, stuff that would
    amount to the scandal of a lifetime
[07:03] Kotaro
    leaks onto the internet almost every day.
[07:08] Kotaro
    But in spite of the risk that
    kind of exposure brings,
[07:10] Kotaro
    there are still idols who are at work.
[07:14] Kotaro
    And there's one other thing...
[07:16] Kotaro
    The biggest change in regard to how idols
    operate is the closeness with their fans.
[07:21] Kotaro
    The concept of "an idol you can see
    at any time" changed the industry,
[07:26] Kotaro
    and the physical distance
    between both sides has shrunk.
[07:29] Kotaro
    Which you saw at the photo session.
[07:32] Kotaro
    But... not everything is different.
[07:36] Kotaro
    Wanting to help fans dream.
[07:38] Kotaro
    Wanting to make them
    smile with dance and song.
[07:40] Kotaro
    The core nature of being an idol
    hasn't changed since the old days.
[07:43] Kotaro
    If you think the people who try to
    become idols now are any less noble,
[07:49] Kotaro
    then you're wrong.
[07:50] Kotaro
    Times have changed and, as a result,
    the type of idol people seek has changed.
[07:55] Junko
    I understand things are different now.
[07:58] Junko
    But I just... can't do it.
[08:02] Kotaro
    Then don't.
[08:05] Kotaro
    If you don't want to do photo sessions,
    turn them down.
[08:08] Kotaro
    There's no need to force
    yourself to conform.
[08:10] Junko
    But Ai-san said...
[08:11] Kotaro
    Just tell her, "That's my character."
[08:14] Junko
    Character?
[08:15] Kotaro
    Right.
[08:16] Kotaro
    There are things that make Ai herself,
    and things that make you different.
[08:20] Kotaro
    You girls are zombies, not robots.
[08:23] Kotaro
    Show the members of your group
    and the fans what you can do
[08:28] Kotaro
    while adhering to the style of
    an idol from the Showa period.
[08:38] Kotaro
    That said, it'd be difficult to do
    that on your own at the moment.
[08:42] Kotaro
    And, as a zombie, there's not much
    you can count on for support.
[08:46] Kotaro
    In order to make up for
    how extreme your quirks are,
[08:48] Kotaro
    you'll need your zombie comrades.
[08:53] Kotaro
    Remember this...
[08:54] Kotaro
    Franchouchou exists to
    support each other's wishes,
[08:57] Kotaro
    in spite of the different times they're from.
[09:00] Kotaro
    If you open up to them, they will help you.
[09:04] Kotaro
    When that happens, think about
    what you can do to repay them.
[09:10] Kotaro
    Tomorrow's forecast is clear in the
    morning with afternoon clouds
[09:13] Kotaro
    and potential thunderstorms.
[09:16] Kotaro
    There'll be a storm at Saga Rock.
[09:18] Kotaro
    Ai Mizuno was killed by a lightning strike
    while performing on an outdoor stage.
[09:23] Kotaro
    You're not the only one
    who's fighting against nerves!
[09:28] Kotaro
    If you're an idol, you belong on stage,
     Junko Konno!
[09:32] Kotaro
    When you've found your nerve, open that box.
[09:37] Kotaro
    And fix the door.
[10:10] Ai
    I'm seeing things...
[10:11] Saki
    Get some rest.
[10:14] Ai
    My body...
[10:15] Ai
    I can't stop it from reacting
[10:18] Ai
    because of my memories of what happened.
[10:20] Saki
    You're pushing yourself too hard.
[10:23] Ai
    I can't let this beat me.
[10:25] Ai
    When we were on stage that day...
[10:27] Ai
    Our CD had finally become
    a bestseller in Japan.
[10:31] Ai
    It felt like we were just
    really getting started...
[10:35] Ai
    We have to work hard to get
    as many fans as possible
[10:39] Ai
    so I can get back to where I was.
[10:52] (Flashback) Junko
    I'm sorry.
[10:53] (Flashback) Junko
    I was too slow.
[10:54] (Flashback) Ai
    It's okay. I'll just match up with you.
SIGN    Saga Rock!!
[11:19] Sakura
    I guess she's not coming...
[11:21] Lily
    We're running out of time!
[11:27] Kotaro
    Time's up. Get in.
[11:29] Sakura
    But...
[11:30] Kotaro
    Get in.
[11:54] Sakura
    Junko-chan!
[11:55] Junko
    Wait, please!
[11:56] Junko
    I want to go with—
[12:07] Sakura
    Huh? Why do I feel déjà vu?
[12:12] Sakura
    Junko-chan!
[12:13] Kotaro
    Don't help her!
[12:13] Sakura
    Why not?!
[12:15] Kotaro
    On your feet, Junko!
[12:17] Kotaro
    You're not the type of girl who would
    let something like this stop you!
[12:19] Saki
    You hit her with a freaking van!
[12:23] Junko
    I'm going, too...
[12:26] Junko
    because... I'm an idol!
[12:32] Junko
    I'm the Showa idol, Junko Konno!
[12:38] Sakura
    Junko-chan!
[12:45] Saki
    Hell yeah! Attagirl!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Imari Bay Fireworks Spectacular
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[13:12] Kotaro
    Today, you will be taking a
    major stage for the first time.
[13:17] Kotaro
    Once your performance begins,
    I won't be able to do anything else for you.
[13:23] Kotaro
    Let me get a good look at you all.
[13:35] Kotaro
    Here's some extra-strength waterproof spray,
    made especially for zombies!
[13:38] Kotaro
    Now, even if it starts raining, you'll be fine!
SIGN    Extra-Strength
    
    Waterproof Spray 7
    
     For Shoes
[13:41] Kotaro
    There's plenty more left, so everybody
    make sure you get your spray on!
[13:45] Saki
    This says it's for shoes, damn it.
[13:45] Kotaro
    
[13:53] Saki
    That's a huge crowd...
[13:55] Sakura
    Iron Frill is really popular.
[14:17] Frill
    Here we go, Saga!
[14:21] Frill
    We hope you enjoy it!
[14:24] Frill
    Let me hear you!
[14:31] [SONG] Frill
    It started falling all of a sudden...
[14:35] Frill
    The rain starts to fall!
[14:36] [SONG] Frill
    But in time, it'll be a rainbow
[14:42] [SONG] Frill
    As it comes along (A new season)
    the world will be (dyed a new color)
[14:47] [SONG] Frill
    And we run towards summer...
[14:50] Sakura
    What is this?
[14:55] [SONG] Iron Frill
    And I can feel my heart throb!
[14:58] [SONG] Iron Frill
    You and the summer sun!
[15:01] [SONG] Iron Frill
    Just how deep will I go?
[15:04] [SONG] Iron Frill
    When I dive into love with you
[15:06] [SONG] Iron Frill
    I might go too deep and get tired out!
[15:09] [SONG] Iron Frill
    You are the coral reef I've dreamed about!
[15:12] [SONG] Iron Frill
    At first it might seem hazy
[15:15] [SONG] Iron Frill
    But the smile you gave me
    when you looked my way
[15:17] [SONG] Iron Frill
    Was more beautiful than any prism!
[15:20] [SONG] Iron Frill
    Just a little bit more!
[15:22] Iron Frill
    A little more!
[15:23] [SONG] Iron Frill
    That's how close I want to be to you.
[15:26] Iron Frill
    But you might vanish if I touch you
[15:26] Junko
    You used to be up there...
[15:28] Ai
    Yes.
[15:29] Iron Frill
    Like we're jellyfish in love!
[15:30] Junko
    Mizuno-san...
[15:32] Ai
    It's fine. I'll back you up.
[15:35] [SONG] Rockers
    You gotta say it if you wanna get started!
[15:39] [SONG] Rockers
    So it's the time! To get moving!
[15:51] Sakura
    Lily-chan, your heart!
[15:52] Sakura
    Your heart's beating out of your chest!
[15:55] Lily
    It just won't get back in there!
[15:58] Staff
    Franchouchou, please standby.
[16:08] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[16:11] Saki
    Let's bust a move out there!
[16:15] Staff
    Hey! Quiet down!
[16:17] Staff
    The current act is still on stage!
[16:19] Saki
    Oh, sorry.
[16:21] Tae
    Ohsry...
[16:24] Tae
    Man, what's the big deal?
[16:25] Tae
    These guys should see
    what a rally is like...
[16:28] Tae
    S'bigdl...
[16:29] Yugiri
    You really are the leader.
[16:32] Sakura
    Even Tae-chan follows you.
[16:36] Ai
    Okay, form up.
[16:40] Ai
    Leader?
[16:41] Saki
    I already said what I was gonna say.
[16:43] Ai
    Sakura, then.
[16:46] Sakura
    Uh...
[16:48] Sakura
    I'm super glad we're all here today!
[16:52] Sakura
    I want this group to do its best.
[16:55] Sakura
    All of us, together, forever!
[16:57] Saki
    Hell yeah! Now let's show them what we got!
[17:00] FCC
    Yeah!
[17:10] Saki
    You okay?
[17:11] Ai
    Yeah... It's not as bad as I thought.
[17:16] Crowd
    Damn, it's really starting to come down.
[17:18] Crowd
    Let's move.
[17:19] Crowd
    Who's up next?
[17:21] Crowd
    Some idols I've never heard of.
[17:22] Crowd
    Okay, not missing much, then.
[17:40] Saki
    Hey! We're Franchouchou!
[17:43] Saki
    Uh, I was born and died in Saga...
[17:46] Saki
    Wait, I mean, like, it felt like I died...
[17:48] Saki
    And then, I met these girls...
[17:50] Saki
    And so, like... that's why
    I love Saga! That's all!
[18:14] Crowd
    They seem really tense.
[18:16] Crowd
    Is that how it's supposed to look?
[18:18] Crowd
    This is hard to watch. Give me a break.
[18:21] Ai
    Calm down, you can do this... You have to!
[18:30] [SONG] Ai
    We never came to—
[18:34] [SONG] Ai
    Never seeming to connect...
[18:37] [SONG] Ai
    Even when we were friendly,
    we never saw eye to eye...
[18:42] [SONG] Ai
    And... after it all...
[18:46] [SONG] Ai
    The pride...
[18:48] [SONG] FCC
    (Gets in the way)
[18:49] [SONG] Ai
    And our hearts... mixed up...
[18:52] FCC
    (Help me)
[18:52] Ai
    Feels like I want to... just...
[18:52] Dudes
    What's going on?
[18:54] Dudes
    Is she scared of the lightning?
[18:55] Ai
    Throw it all away...
[18:58] Ai
    I can't—
[18:58] [SONG] Junko
    I can't stand it anymore!
[19:07] Junko
    It's all right. I'll back you up.
[19:17] [SONG] FCC
    Questioning myself? No, no, no!
[19:19] [SONG] FCC
    Ah, just open your eyes!
[19:22] [SONG] FCC
    Just set yourself free
    and dance, dance, dance!
[19:24] FCC
    Ah, don't be such a baby!
[19:28] [SONG] FCC
    Heat it up! Live! Face-to-face now!
[19:31] [SONG] FCC
    Even if it's not easy for anyone!
[19:34] [SONG] FCC
    We'll let our song ring
    out through the world!
[19:38] [SONG] FCC
    Heat it up! Burn! We know it'll get through!
[19:41] [SONG] FCC
    As we dance for all we're good for!
[19:44] [SONG] FCC
    I know we can make everyone smile!
[19:49] [SONG] FCC
    We can do it! As blindingly
    bright as it might be,
[19:51] [SONG] FCC
    We'll reach out and grasp that light!
[19:59] [SONG] FCC
    Just have to give it our all!
[20:01] [SONG] FCC
    Trusting in the beat of our hearts!
[20:04] [SONG] FCC
    Falling but getting back up!
[20:07] [SONG] FCC
    Dying but rising up again!
[20:09] [SONG] FCC
    Holding the hands I see
    from across the ages—
[20:13] [SONG] FCC
    And going beyond!
[20:31] Ai
    We're fine...?
[20:33] Junko
    Because we're zombies.
[20:37] Staff
    Stay calm and check everything!
    The current act should—
[20:40] Kotaro
    That won't be necessary.
[20:42] Kotaro
    Start the music!
[20:54] [SONG] FCC
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it
[20:57] [SONG] FCC
    A miracle that you're longing to feel!
[21:10] [SONG] FCC
    When were my dreams filled
    with that yearning?
[21:13] [SONG] FCC
    Was it all just a story hidden in my heart?
[21:17] [SONG] FCC
    Wanna succeed so gotta get it right!
[21:18] [SONG] FCC
    Never gonna stop, so gotta proceed!
[21:20] [SONG] FCC
    Giving my all to walk this way!
[21:21] [SONG] FCC
    Heading straight down the
    path to a gentle future!
[21:26] [SONG] FCC
    I'm not sure if I can keep walking...
[21:31] [SONG] FCC
    That can't be true, and you know it!
[21:34] [SONG] FCC
    Just take a look around and
    around and around and around...
[21:38] Dudes
    Round and around!
[21:39] [SONG] FCC
    I wish you! Were with me!
    So we could stomp together!
[21:43] [SONG] FCC
    Unlimited dreaming!
[21:47] [SONG] FCC
    You're not alone!
[21:50] [SONG] FCC
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
[21:53] [SONG] FCC
    A feeling that starts to shine with light!
[21:57] [SONG] FCC
    Awaken returner! Just hope for it!
[22:00] [SONG] FCC
    A lovely type of new thrill...
[22:02] [SONG] FCC
    Now give!
[22:03] [SONG] FCC
    It!
[22:03] [SONG] FCC
    To!
[22:04] [SONG] FCC
    Me!
[22:04] [SONG] FCC
    Call for it, call for it,
    the best and the highest
[22:06] [SONG] FCC
    There's not a thing to fear,
     not a single one!
[22:10] [SONG] FCC
    Let it reach all the way out,
    our passionate feelings!
[22:14] [SONG] FCC
    With our souls singing free!
[22:17] [SONG] FCC
    Cut in!
[22:29] Dudes
    Good stuff.
[22:33] Kotaro
    Now they look like real idols.
[22:36] Kotaro
    It's finally begun...
[22:39] Ai
    Keep it together, now.
[22:41] Junko
    Idols are supposed to bring people smiles.
[22:51] Saki
    We're Franchouchou!
[22:53] Saki
    Nice to meet ya!
[23:04] Okoba
    Whoa, whoa... Did I really just see that?
[23:07] Inubashi
    This is great! It's gonna be huge!
SIGN    Angels Descend on Saga Rock!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] Lily
    Lily here!
[23:27] Lily
    I wonder if I was dazzling out there.
[23:29] Lily
    It'd be great if even more
    people came and saw us!
[23:32] Lily
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 8:
    Go Go Neverland SAGA!
SIGN    Episode 8: Go Go Neverland SAGA
[23:36] Lily
    Be sure to watch, okay?

Season 1

E8 - Go Go Neverland SAGA

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[00:00] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga...
[00:02] Sakura
    Ai-chan and Junko-chan got into a
    huge fight right before Saga Rock!
[00:05] Sakura
    Ai-chan was grrr, grrr and
    Junko-chan was sob, sob
[00:07] Sakura
    and I was totally whoa,
    whoa about what to do!
[00:09] Sakura
    But then, on the day of Saga Rock,
    Junko-chan's idol spirit was all rumble rumble
[00:12] Sakura
    which left me totally sniffle, sniffle!
[00:14] Sakura
    Even though the thunder
    was going boom, boom,
[00:16] Sakura
    we had our first ba-dump, ba-dump
    show in front of a huge crowd!
[00:18] Sakura
    There was trouble that made us go
    eek, eek, but we worked together
[00:20] Sakura
    and the performance was
    a huge yay, yay success!
[00:21] Sakura
    And now, Franchouchou's legend can begin...
[00:25] Sakura
    Or... so I hope.
[00:28] Sakura
    Look, look, Saki-chan, there we are!
SIGN    Angels Descend on Saga Rock!
[00:31] Sakura
    Saga Rock was so amazing!
[00:33] Sakura
    It's great that we got to go!
SIGN    Writer: Shinta Okoba
[00:36] Junko
    This is the same reporter that did the story
    on the "haunting" at Ureshino Onsen.
[00:40] Ai
    Over the last month, more videos
    and comments have been posted.
[00:44] Ai
    I think we're about to start
    seeing some reactions.
SIGN    The potential of regional idols—They'll become a highlight for Saga
[00:47] Ai
    Both the good and the bad.
[00:50] Lily
    Hey, I was the most dazzling, right?
[00:53] Saki
    What, are you in the pic?
[00:55] Saki
    Oh, there you are!
[00:58] Saki
    You were so tiny I didn't see you.
[01:01] Lily
    I wasn't asking you, Saki-chan!
[01:03] Sakura
    I think you were dazzling.
[01:05] Lily
    Really?!
[01:07] Sakura
    I love it when you smile!
[01:10] Sakura
    And your star is really cute!
[01:12] Lily
    Yay!
[01:14] Rookie
    Amamoto-san, what do you wanna do for lunch?
[01:18] Amamoto
    The Sicilian rice bowl.
[01:19] Rookie
    That's, like, your fave!
[01:22] Rookie
    What about you, Go-san?
[01:23] Dad
    I'm fine.
[01:25] Rookie
    All right.
[01:26] Dad
    I'm gonna go grab lunch...
[01:28] Amamoto
    Right.
[01:30] Rookie
    Does Go-san always leave to eat?
[01:33] Amamoto
    The man hates TV.
[01:34] Rookie
    Oh, yeah, you get a lot of people
    saying they don't watch anymore.
[01:37] CM
    Yakitori number one, chicken and rice
    number two, salad's number three for nutrition!
[01:38] Amamoto
    That's not exactly why, but yeah.
[01:41] CM
    Service with a smile...
[02:00] Other Mom
    Hey, what're you doing?
[02:04] Other Mom
    Come with me.
SIGN    Episode 8 Go Go Neverland SAGA
[02:25] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[02:27] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[02:30] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[02:32] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[02:36] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[03:53] Kotaro
    G'morning!
[03:56] Sakura
    Good morning!
[03:57] Junko
    Good morning.
[03:58] Kotaro
    Well, Franchouchou,
    good job getting that writeup.
[04:02] Kotaro
    How about it, Junko?
[04:03] Kotaro
    Any thoughts, looking back on Saga Rock?
[04:06] Junko
    Well.. I guess... It felt like
    a glimpse of some potential.
[04:10] Kotaro
    It totally did, didn't it?!
[04:13] Kotaro
    You girls are riding a wave
    of interest right now.
[04:16] Sakura
    Junko-chan...
[04:18] Kotaro
    How about it, Sakura?
    Are you enjoying the ride?
[04:21] Sakura
    Uh... well...
[04:23] Sakura
    Aren't you gonna tell me
    not to get carried awa—
[04:25] Kotaro
    Get carried away, dumbass!
[04:27] Kotaro
    You get in a magazine,
    you're allowed to get carried away!
[04:29] Kotaro
    You get to stick that Pinocchio
    nose of yours high in the air,
[04:31] Kotaro
    so it's the highest point
    on the big wave you've caught!
[04:37] Kotaro
    How about it, Lily?
[04:38] Kotaro
    You enjoying the ride?
[04:39] Kotaro
    That star gonna start growing?
[04:41] Lily
    No!
[04:43] Kotaro
    Huh? Why not?
[04:45] Kotaro
    Huh? Why for?
[04:47] Kotaro
    It's not gonna get bigger?
[04:48] Kotaro
    How come?
[04:49] Kotaro
    Big as the boulder in Kyoseki Park!
[04:51] Kotaro
    Y'know?
[04:52] Saki
    You're seriously freaking
    her out, so give it a rest!
[04:58] Kotaro
    Teehee!
[04:59] Kotaro
    Listen up. Since you're
    zombies, you have to use
[05:02] Kotaro
    anything you can to your
    advantage, including miracles.
[05:04] Kotaro
    The next step is to become a
    group that everyone in Saga,
[05:07] Kotaro
    from the elderly to little
    kids, knows about.
[05:09] Kotaro
    That means community events,
    mini concerts, local TV...
[05:11] Kotaro
    You're gonna be doing
    anything and everything.
[05:14] Kotaro
    The time has come to go on the offensive!
SIGN    Let's all enjoy the Happy Stage!
SIGN    Ureshino Onsen Summer Festival
[05:41] Kotaro
    All right, we're going to move
    on to the photo session.
[05:44] Kotaro
    For Number 4, we will be offering
    these signed glamour shots instead.
[05:49] Kotaro
    Also, please be aware that touching the
    members of the group is strictly prohibited.
SIGN    End of the Line
[06:03] Saki
    Hey, trouble just walked up!
[06:06] Sakura
    Trouble?
SIGN    End of the Line Number 6 End of the Line Number 3 End of the Line Number 5
[06:07] Sakura
    He's huge!
[06:10] Saki
    That dude's gotta be a yak.
[06:12] Sakura
    Yak...?
[06:14] Saki
    Maybe shades got himself a shady loan
    and now this guy's here to collect.
[06:18] Sakura
    A debt collector?!
[06:19] Sakura
    Wh-Where's Kotaro-san?
[06:21] Saki
    Gone! He's run off!
[06:24] Sakura
    Wait, the yak just got in line...
SIGN    End of the Line Number 6
[06:28] ---
    Huh?
[06:29] Saki
    That's shrimpy's line!
[06:31] Sakura
    Maybe he's a fan of Lily-chan's?
[06:33] Saki
    I wouldn't relax yet.
[06:35] Saki
    We're big enough to get into Sagazine now.
SIGN    End of the Line
[06:40] Saki
    Maybe the dude's here to kidnap shrimpy.
[06:43] Sakura
    Kidnap?!
[06:44] Fan
    The show was amazing!
[06:46] Fan
    I promise I'll come see you all again!
[06:48] Lily
    Thank you! Bye-bye!
[06:51] Lily
    It's nice to meet you! I'm Number 6.
[06:55] Dad
    Y-You really...
[07:00] Saki
    What the hell do you think
    you're doing, pal?!
[07:16] Sakura
    Come with me, Lily-chan!
[07:18] Lily
    But...
[07:19] Crowd
    What? What happened?
[07:19] Lily
    th-that's...
[07:20] Crowd
    Holy crap...
[07:22] Crowd
    That was a rolling sobat!
[07:23] Skull
    That girl is scary.
[07:24] Skull
    I think that dude's dead.
[07:26] Bulk
    That's what I love about Number 2!
[07:28] Bulk
    Must be nice...
[07:32] Kotaro
    It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
[07:34] Kotaro
    It's all good, it's all good,
    it's all good...
[07:36] Kotaro
    It's all—
[07:37] Junko
    Tatsumi-san!
[07:39] Junko
    Th-There's been trouble.
[07:46] Saki
    Y'know it's no touching allowed, pops!
[07:50] Dad
    Sorry.
[07:51] Dad
    She just... looks so much like...
[07:54] Saki
    Looks like who?
[07:56] Dad
    Seven years ago, there was child star
    who used to be on TV a lot... Lily Hoshikawa.
[08:11] Ai
    What happened to Lily could
    happen to any of us.
[08:14] Ai
    Especially for myself and Junko.
[08:16] Junko
    You're right... Even if our names aren't public,
     it is cause for concern.
[08:20] Yugiri
    It's a shame how having a job that puts you
    on display is as dangerous as it's ever been...
[08:28] Saki
    Damn it, what a drag!
[08:30] Sakura
    Isn't Lily-chan late coming
    back from washing up?
[08:39] Sakura
    I was surprised when you
    weren't over by the faucet.
[08:43] Sakura
    Lily-chan?
[08:45] Lily
    Sakura-chan... that man from this morning...
[08:49] Lily
    That's my actual pappy.
[08:54] Sakura
    The yak?!
[08:55] Lily
    The who?
[08:56] Sakura
    But he was freaking huge!
[08:59] Lily
    I take more after my mommy.
[09:02] Lily
    I didn't even think he'd ever show up...
[09:06] Sakura
    You didn't?
[09:08] Lily
    To be honest, I was trying
    to forget about him...
[09:13] Lily
    But Pappy...
[09:17] Lily
    It was just the two of us, see?
[09:19] Lily
    But I was never lonely.
[09:23] Lily
    I knew that Mommy was looking
    down on us from the sky.
[09:27] Lily
    And we had a TV.
[09:30] Lily
    He really loved TV!
[09:32] Lily
    He said it was great to
    watch it with someone...
[09:36] Lily
    He always talked about how much fun it
    was to laugh and cry alongside someone.
[09:41] Lily
    He'd always make me sit next to him!
[09:44] Lily
    He could be so silly,
[09:47] Lily
    but I loved seeing how much he enjoyed TV.
[09:52] Lily
    That's why I thought...
[09:53] Lily
    It'd be great if I could make
    him smile from inside the TV.
[09:57] Lily
    When I signed up for a children's talent
    agency, he quit his job to be my manager.
[10:02] Lily
    So he was always with
    me when there was work.
[10:06] Lily
    I was cute and great at
    acting from the start,
[10:10] Lily
    so every show I was in
    turned into a magical hit!
[10:14] Lily
    But... right when I was at
    the top, it happened...
[10:24] (Flashback) Dad
    Masao! Open the door!
[10:26] (Flashback) Dad
    They need you to get the show moving!
[10:28] (Flashback) Lily
    No! I'm not coming out!
[10:30] (Flashback) Dad
    It's fine. That part's
    not going to show on TV.
[10:33] (Flashback) Lily
    You only care about me when I'm on TV!
[10:36] (Flashback) Lily
    You don't worry about the real me!
[10:39] (Flashback) Dad
    Of course I do!
[10:41] (Flashback) Dad
    A little leg hair isn't a big deal!
[10:43] (Flashback) Dad
    It just means you're growing up a little.
[10:46] (Flashback) Lily
    I am never growing up!
[10:51] (Flashback) Dad
    You can't look like that forever.
[10:54] (Flashback) Lily
    I can, too!
[10:56] (Flashback) Lily
    I don't want to look like you, Pappy!
[10:58] (Flashback) Lily
    You dummy!
[11:01] (Flashback) Dad
    Masao! A lot of people are really
    looking forward to this show!
[11:06] (Flashback) Dad
    Now, open this door!
[11:09] (Flashback) Lily
    I am not gonna grow up.
[11:13] (Flashback) Lily
    Is that some seaweed from
    yesterday's breakfast...?
[11:27] (Flashback) ---
    Hair!
[11:35] (Flashback) Dad
    Masao! I'm coming in!
[11:49] (Flashback) Dad
    Masao...
[11:51] (Flashback) Dad
    Masao!
[11:55] Lily
    That was the last time I saw him.
[11:58] Sakura
    Uh... Sorry, Lily-chan...
[12:02] Sakura
    I'm having trouble keeping up here...
[12:05] Sakura
    Who was this Masao guy you started
    mentioning partway through?
[12:09] Lily
    That was my old name.
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Sicilian Rice
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[12:25] Sakura
    So it turns out Lily-chan
    used to be Masao-kun.
[12:29] Saki
    Dying over some whiskers...
    that's the greatest thing I've ever heard...
[12:32] Saki
    Now that's legendary!
[12:34] Sakura
    Saki-chan!
[12:36] Saki
    Wait, so what's your full
    name then, shrimpy?
[12:39] Lily
    Masao Go.
[12:42] Saki
    That's so butch! It's like the
    most macho name I ever heard!
[12:46] Saki
    Wait, what about pops? What's his name?
[12:48] Lily
    Takeo Go.
[12:52] Saki
    That's totally him!
    That is exactly his name!
[12:55] Lily
    I hate you, Saki-chan!
[12:57] Saki
    Sorry, sorry!
[12:59] Yugiri
    I have to say, this is a bit of a surprise.
[13:02] Saki
    Masao Go!
[13:03] Ai
    So, what happens now?
[13:05] Lily
    I'm still Lily, and that's
    who I'm always going to be.
[13:08] Lily
    Zombies don't grow, after all!
[13:10] Lily
    So I've got nothing to worry about.
[13:12] Sakura
    Lily-chan...
[13:14] Ai
    So, did he know?
[13:17] Kotaro
    Hell yeah, I knew.
[13:21] Kotaro
    Teehee!
[13:22] Saki
    I'm seriously gonna kill you, man!
[13:24] Kotaro
    What?! Is Masao Go not allowed in
    your girly idol group anymore?!
[13:29] Lily
    I am not Masao anymore! My name is Lily!
[13:31] Kotaro
    That's right! She's Lily, not Masao!
[13:34] Kotaro
    The rest of you are Masao, and I'm Lily!
[13:37] Kotaro
    Besides, you've got a gig tomorrow!
[13:39] Kotaro
    If you've got time to waste on tired-ass
    questions, maybe you should go to bed,
[13:42] Kotaro
    you bunch of morons!
[13:49] Junko
    She's so cute.
[13:50] Ai
    I'm surprised we never noticed in spite
    of how close we've all been together...
[13:54] Saki
    Ah, who cares! Doesn't matter
    what kinda junk she's got.
[13:56] Junko
    J-Junk...
[13:58] Saki
    Besides, we're all zombies.
[14:01] Yugiri
    It honestly makes me wonder
    what exactly zombies are.
[14:05] Yugiri
    To think that we're never going to age...
[14:07] Sakura
    You've got a point.
[14:09] Sakura
    Lily-chan is going to stay Lily-chan.
[14:10] Sakura
    And none of us are ever going to change.
[14:12] Sakura
    Because we're zombies.
[14:20] (Flashback) Dad
    Look at this!
[14:21] (Flashback) Dad
    We got top ratings!
[14:24] (Flashback) Dad
    That means you amazed a ton of people!
[14:27] TV
    Today's guest is Lily Hoshikawa.
[14:30] Lily
    It's nice to be here!
[14:32] (Flashback) Dad
    There you go, Lily.
[14:34] (Flashback) Dad
    That's the way. Keep it up.
[14:35] (Flashback) Lily
    Pappy...?
[14:36] (Flashback) Dad
    Aw, the camera was slightly
    off for that look you gave...
[14:39] (Flashback) Lily
    I want the two of us to go out sometimes.
[14:44] (Flashback) Dad
    You want to go out?
[14:44] (Flashback) Lily
    I wanna go to Kouno Park again. With you.
[14:48] (Flashback) Dad
    Sounds good.
[14:49] (Flashback) Dad
    We can go when the filming for the
    show that airs next season is done.
SIGN    Lily Hoshikawa (11) The brilliant child actress everyone's talking about
[14:54] Lily
    Yep! He's always with me.
[14:58] (Flashback) Doc
    I think it was death from mental shock.
[15:01] (Flashback) Doc
    Something must've caused an incredible
    deal of mental distress before the fall.
[15:10] Lily
    Pappy!
[15:40] Dad
    I understand...
[15:42] Dad
    I know that girl can't be Masao.
[15:54] Lily
    Hello there! Sorry about the other day.
SIGN    Size S Size M Size L
[15:57] Lily
    The others didn't mean anything bad by it.
[15:59] Dad
    Nah, that was my fault.
[16:02] Dad
    Uh, can I get a T-shirt?
[16:04] Lily
    Sure! But I don't think it'll fit.
[16:06] Lily
    You usually get a 5XL right?
[16:08] Dad
    I'm impressed you can tell.
SIGN    Size S Size M Size L
[16:10] Lily
    W-We have lots of different
    fans, so I can tell!
[16:14] Dad
    I see.
[16:15] Dad
    But I actually want an extra small.
[16:18] Dad
    See, I used to have a kid
    who was about your age.
[16:22] Dad
    But I was a bad father...
[16:26] Dad
    I was so focused on myself, I wasn't
    able to care for them properly.
[16:31] Dad
    Is your dad a nice man?
SIGN    Size S Size M Size L
[16:33] Lily
    Yeah! Pa—
[16:34] Lily
    I mean, Dad's really nice!
[16:37] Lily
    Really, really nice!
[16:42] Dad
    Sorry for scaring you before.
[16:46] Dad
    I won't come back again.
[16:48] Dad
    I just wanted to apologize
    for what happened.
[16:52] Dad
    Goodbye, now.
[17:00] Sakura
    Lily-chan...
[17:02] Lily
    I-I'm totally fine!
[17:10] Lily
    We better get to practice, huh?
[17:12] Sakura
    It's okay.
[17:14] Sakura
    Everyone agreed you should
    take a break for today.
[17:17] Lily
    Maybe I'd be better off if I didn't
    remember anything. Like you, Sakura-chan.
[17:22] Sakura
    No.
[17:24] Sakura
    It's because you remembered your dad,
    and he remembered you,
[17:29] Sakura
    that you're able to understand
    how you really feel.
[17:32] Lily
    Pappy... He loved me this entire time...
[17:38] Lily
    And I...
[17:40] Lily
    And I...
[17:51] Saki
    There might be people we knew who're
    torn up about what happened, too.
[17:56] Sakura
    Why can't I remember...?
[18:00] Sakura
    That view is the only
    thing I remember...
[18:03] Sakura
    but when and where is it from?
[18:07] Ai
    Is something wrong?
[18:09] Sakura
    S-Sorry!
[18:11] Saki
    Y'know, leaving this as-is sucks too bad!
[18:14] Lily
    What else can I do? I'm a zombie now.
[18:17] Sakura
    No, there might still be a way.
[18:20] Sakura
    Let's think about it.
[18:21] Lily
    Sakura-chan.
[18:22] Ai
    I think the answer's already clear.
[18:25] Junko
    There is something that we,
     and only we, can do.
[18:29] Ai
    But first we've gotta talk to him.
SIGN    We're having a concert!!
SIGN    Franchouchou
SIGN    August 17th (Friday)
SIGN    At Plaza 656
[18:45] Rookie
    Oh, that was in the mail.
[18:50] Rookie
    I'll toss it, then.
[18:52] Rookie
    Gotta wonder if being regional
    idols is even doable nowadays.
[19:09] Sakura
    We're almost done...
[19:10] Sakura
    Do you think he'll come?
[19:12] Ai
    We've done everything we can.
[19:29] Lily
    Pappy!
[19:32] Saki
    Well, we've got a new song for you today!
[19:35] Saki
    Main vocals will be by shrimpy!
[19:38] Sakura
    Saki-chan! Not shrimpy!
[19:40] Saki
    I mean, by Number 6!
[19:47] Lily
    This is "To My Dearest."
[20:06] [SONG] FCC
    I knew we'd be saying goodbye,
    but I thought it would be much later
[20:12] [SONG] FCC
    And it all ended before I could tell you the
    things I wanted to, but was too embarrassed
[20:18] [SONG] FCC
    But you know, in those days
    we had together, deep inside
[20:22] [SONG] FCC
    I was laughing, crying, and smiling!
[20:30] [SONG] FCC
    You gave me so much warmth!
[20:35] [SONG] FCC
    And showed me so much kindness!
[20:41] [SONG] FCC
    I'll never be able to replace the
    part of me that's missing now
[20:48] [SONG] FCC
    But even now, even now,
    those memories are still warm...
[20:59] Lily
    I'm really, really glad you came today!
[21:02] Lily
    You know, I love TV!
[21:05] Lily
    I'm going to work hard
    so I can be on TV a lot!
[21:08] Lily
    And I hope I can make you
    smile when you see me there!
[21:12] Lily
    I'm super duper glad
    you came and saw me!
[21:16] Lily
    I promise I will never ever forget you!
[21:19] Lily
    I love you!
[21:22] [SONG] FCC
    The world I had with you
[21:25] [SONG] FCC
    And the future where I'll be missing you
[21:28] [SONG] FCC
    And even if we're now far apart
[21:34] [SONG] FCC
    The courage you gave me will
    be my pride as I go on
[21:40] [SONG] FCC
    So please, always, watch over me!
[21:53] [SONG] FCC
    Every day, I miss you, I miss you
[21:57] [SONG] FCC
    That's the way I feel
[22:00] [SONG] FCC
    It won't ever fade but that's okay
[22:06] [SONG] FCC
    Because that love, that love
[22:13] [SONG] FCC
    Won't ever change, no matter what happens
[22:23] [SONG] FCC
    I miss you, I miss you, and
    if one day, in a dream...
[22:30] [SONG] FCC
    We meet again, please tell me the same.
[22:53] Rookie
    What you wanna get today, Amamoto-san?
[22:55] Amamoto
    Sicilian rice bowl.
[22:57] Rookie
    Every time, huh?
[23:00] Dad
    I think I'll have the chicken udon.
[23:03] Rookie
    You're gonna eat here today, Go-san?!
[23:05] Dad
    Yeah.
[23:09] FCC
    Yakitori number one, chicken and rice
    number two, salad's number three for nutrition!
[23:09] Amamoto
    These girls are real funny.
[23:12] Rookie
    For real! I cracked up when I saw it.
[23:14] FCC
    Service with a smile, come
    on and get your fill!
[23:17] FCC
    Yeah!
[23:18] FCC
    Fresh, tasty, and fun!
    Bring all your friends...
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] Saki
    Saki here!
[23:27] Saki
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 9:
    Though My Life May Have Ended Once
SIGN    Episode 9: Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA
[23:30] Saki
    By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen,
    and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate,
[23:33] Saki
    Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades
     In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA!
[23:36] Saki
    Holy crap that's long!

Season 1

E9 - Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Sha

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[00:01] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
[00:02] Sakura
    After a crazy Saga Rock,
    people are starting to hear our name!
[00:05] Sakura
    Franchouchou's so happy
    and embarrassed! We did it!
[00:08] Sakura
    But then Lily-chan's pappy
    showed up out of nowhere!
[00:11] Sakura
    At first she wasn't sure what to do,
[00:12] Sakura
    but she seemed really happy to learn
    that he never stopped caring about her!
[00:14] ---
    
[00:15] Sakura
    Even with my zombie heart, what happened
    still gave me that warm feeling!
[00:19] Sakura
    The end!
[00:23] (Flashback) Saki
    Those Korosuke chicks don't
    know when to give up...
SIGN    Reiko Kirishima Saki Nikaido
[00:29] Reiko
    They're freaking out, trying to
    keep us from taking over Kyushu.
[00:33] Saki
    This is getting to be a drag.
[00:35] Saki
    Maybe I'll just crush them all myself.
[00:38] (Flashback) Reiko
    You really oughta do something
    about that crazy streak
[00:41] (Flashback) Reiko
    or it's gonna end up killing you.
[00:43] (Flashback) Saki
    No way in hell am I dying.
[00:45] (Flashback) Saki
    And neither is this little guy!
[00:48] (Flashback) Saki
    Check it out! A Maskutchi.
[00:51] (Flashback) Reiko
    Let's head back.
[00:52] (Flashback) Saki
    Damn, I'm hungry!
[00:54] (Flashback) Saki
    I wish Drive Tori was open this early...
[01:04] (Flashback) Saki
    Reiko! You wanna race to Tenmangu?
[01:08] (Flashback) Reiko
    You never learn, huh?
[01:09] (Flashback) Reiko
    You know that when it comes to cranking
    the throttle, you never beat me.
[01:13] (Flashback) Saki
    I'll make up for it with guts.
[01:15] (Flashback) Reiko
    Not in a million years.
SIGN    Episode 9 Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA
[01:33] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[01:35] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[01:38] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[01:40] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[01:44] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[02:59] Grandpas
    Huh? What was that?
[03:00] Grandpas
    Like I said!
[03:02] Grandpas
    Those gals said they wanna join us!
[03:05] Grandpas
    For the Kashima Dance!
[03:07] Grandpas
    What?!
[03:09] Saki
    You trying to tell me this is
    gonna help Franchouchou out?
[03:13] Sakura
    S-Sure!
[03:14] Sakura
    That's what Kotaro-san said...
SIGN    Advanced Age
SIGN    Young People
[03:18] (Flashback) Kotaro
    So, if you take a look here, you can see
     that the population of Saga
SIGN    Graph of Age Demographics In Saga
[03:22] (Flashback) Kotaro
    is generally of advanced age, right?
[03:24] (Flashback) Kotaro
    Which means you all need to work harder
     to grab the hearts of all these old folks!
[03:28] (Flashback) Kotaro
    And in order to make them your fans...
SIGN    Kashima Dance
[03:32] (Flashback) Kotaro
    You're going to joining in on a practice
    meeting for the Kashima Dance!
[03:36] Junko
    Has there ever in history been idols
    with a significant elderly fanbase?
[03:42] Ai
    Well, not that I've heard of.
[03:45] Grandpas
    All right, it's about time to get started.
[03:49] Grandpas
    Upsie-daisy...
[03:52] Grandpas
    Music! Come on!
[03:57] Enka
    Saga is hidden in the leaves,
    deep in the south
[04:03] Lily
    Wow!
[04:05] Saki
    They're sharp as hell!
[04:06] Grandpa
    Get a move on, now! All of you, come on!
[04:10] Sakura
    We're supposed to come on already?!
[04:12] Junko
    Do you think we'll be able to keep up?
[04:14] Ai
    Well, we'll just have to find out!
[04:17] [SONG] Ai
    Now, come and dance, come along and dance!
[04:28] Lily
    That was harder than our
    usual lessons, I think!
[04:33] Sakura
    You two!
[04:36] Sakura
    Everybody's waiting!
[04:38] Lily
    Coming!
[05:13] Lily
    Lame.
[05:15] Maria
    You chicks...
[05:17] Maria
    What the hell makes you think
    you can dance around here, huh?
[05:23] Maria
    What middle school you from, anyway?!
[05:25] Sakura
    I-It's like another Saki-chan...
[05:27] Lily
    I'm a permanent grade schooler now,
     thank you!
[05:31] Ukawa
    Maria-chan, I think going after
    grade schoolers is kinda...
[05:34] Sayama
    I agree with her.
[05:37] Maria
    N-Never mind you, then.
[05:40] Maria
    But you! What the hell makes you think
    you can hoot and holler in this park?!
[05:44] Sakura
    I-I mean...
[05:46] Sakura
    Th-This is a public park, right?
[05:56] Lily
    Yeah, get her!
[05:58] Sakura
    This is bad! Tae-chan, cut it out!
[06:04] Maria
    What the hell is wrong with you, bitch?!
[06:07] Saki
    Sakura! You done yet?
[06:09] Saki
    I'm gonna kill you if you
    don't get a move on.
[06:12] Lily
    Saki-chan!
[06:13] Maria
    Where the hell do you get off
    butting into this, huh?!
[06:22] Saki
    Don't pick fights you're not ready for.
[06:25] Ukawa
    Maria-chan...
[06:26] Ukawa
    These girls seem kinda dangerous.
[06:28] Ukawa
    Also, crazy.
[06:30] Sayama
    I agree with her!
SIGN    Dorami (Mad Demon Beauties) Eighth Boss Maria Kirishima
SIGN    Dorami
[06:43] Maria
    Just remember, this park is Dorami turf!
[06:47] Maria
    You got that?!
[06:50] Lily
    What the heck was that?
[06:52] Sakura
    Thank you, Saki-chan.
[06:58] Saki
    For real...?
[07:01] Sayama
    Maria-chan...
[07:02] Sayama
    I'm starting to think we
    shouldn't bother anymore.
[07:06] Ukawa
    Maybe we should all quit
    Dorami-chan together.
[07:09] Maria
    Don't put a -chan on the
    end of the team's name!
[07:11] Ukawa
    Our bikes are scooters...
[07:13] Sayama
    Being lady bikers is too much work.
[07:16] Maria
    Dumbass!
[07:18] Maria
    I am not quitting this team, no matter what!
[07:22] Ukawa
    But your mom... I mean,
    even the first boss...
[07:27] Maria
    I keep telling you not to bring her up.
[07:32] Ukawa
    Sorry...
SIGN    Fallen Angels
SIGN    Korosuke (Murder Girls)
[07:41] Sayama
    Maria-chan! It's Korosuke!
SIGN    Korosuke
SIGN    Korosuke
[07:55] Ukawa
    Th-The tenth boss of Korosuke...
[07:59] Sayama
    Misa the Fallen Angel!
[08:02] Misa
    Been a while, Maria.
[08:04] Misa
    I was thinking it's about time
    I shut Dorami down for good.
[08:08] Maria
    You can take all that crap
    you're talking and cram it.
[08:10] Maria
    Dorami isn't going anywh—
[08:17] Misa
    No one interfere, now.
[08:20] Misa
    This beef has been going since these clubs
    started... Why don't we end it ourselves?
[08:26] Maria
    Sounds good to me.
[08:30] Lily
    Tae-chan! Did you eat my squid?!
[08:30] Sakura
    We danced ourselves to death back there...
[08:32] Yugiri
    Yes, it was quite the good time.
[08:34] Tae
    Liar! Open your mouth!
[08:36] Ai
    Hey, quit playing around!
    We're crammed in here!
[08:39] Junko
    Excuse me... can someone open a window?
[08:39] Lily
    Open up, Tae-chan! Tae-chan!
[08:43] Yugiri
    Are you not feeling well, Junko-han?
[08:43] Lily
    Give it back! That was my squid!
[08:46] Yugiri
    There's a pressure point
    here that should help...
[08:49] Sakura
    Does that still work on zombies?
[08:53] Kotaro
    Could all of you please shut the hell up?!
[08:58] Lily
    Give it, Tae-chan!
[09:00] Lily
    That's my squid! Give it back!
[09:01] Sakura
    What's wrong, Saki-chan?
[09:02] Saki
    Damn it...
[09:05] Ai
    What are you doing?!
[09:08] Lily
    Tatsumi...
[09:09] Kotaro
    What is it now?! Damn!
[09:11] Lily
    Saki-chan fell out.
[09:13] Kotaro
    No way!
[09:24] Saki
    Hold up.
[09:30] Saki
    Oh, crap.
[09:35] Korosukes
    H-Hey! This is none of your
     business! Back off!
[09:47] Misa
    And who are you?
[09:48] Saki
    Me? Let's see...
[09:53] Cop
    Hey, hey! What are you
    girls doing over there?
[09:58] Cop
    I-I'll call for backup, y'know...!
[10:01] Cop
    If you don't wanna end up locked up,
    be good kids and run along... please.
[10:05] Misa
    That killed the mood.
[10:09] Misa
    We'll settle this some other way.
[10:12] Misa
    And soon.
[10:20] Maria
    What'd you butt in for?
[10:24] Saki
    Because you've got no chance
    in hell against her.
[10:27] Maria
    Don't just make stuff up!
[10:29] Saki
    I'm telling you, you can't take her.
[10:32] Maria
    No matter what anybody says,
    I'm gonna keep Dorami going!
[10:37] Saki
    Listen...
[10:39] Saki
    What's her name, anyway?
[10:43] Saki
    Your, uh... Y'know.
[10:46] Saki
    You got a mom, right?
[10:49] Maria
    Who gives a crap about that spineless wimp?
[10:52] Maria
    Let's go.
[10:53] Ukawa
    Maria-chan, wait!
SIGN    Amabuki Naomasa
SIGN    Reiko
SIGN    Maria
[11:14] Reiko
    Maria! I was so worried!
[11:16] Reiko
    You were out so late...
[11:18] Maria
    Give it a rest.
[11:19] Reiko
    Wait! This was stuffed into our mailbox...
SIGN    Challenge
[11:26] Maria
    It's them... Are they stupid?!
[11:29] Reiko
    Please, Maria, stop all this!
[11:32] Maria
    Cram it! It's none of your business, anyway!
[11:39] Reiko
    I'm sorry.
[11:41] Maria
    Why are you always apologizing when
    you didn't do anything wrong?!
[11:45] Maria
    Like a weakling!
[11:52] Kotaro
    What the hell was that?!
[11:54] Kotaro
    The only way zombies like you are
    allowed to interact with living humans
[11:59] Kotaro
    is when you're doing idol stuff!
[12:01] Saki
    I get it.
[12:05] Kotaro
    No, you don't.
[12:09] Kotaro
    Anything involving violence
    is totally taboo for idols.
[12:13] Kotaro
    There's a chance that your personal actions
    could put an end to Franchouchou.
[12:18] Kotaro
    Keep that in mind.
[12:31] (Flashback) Reiko
    Thank you for being born, Maria!
[12:35] (Flashback) Maria
    I'm going now!
[12:36] (Flashback) Reiko
    Make sure to be a good girl
    and greet everybody! Be safe!
[12:40] (Flashback) Maria
    I'm heading out!
[12:42] (Flashback) Reiko
    You're all grown up now!
[12:44] (Flashback) Reiko
    Have a good day!
[12:46] (Flashback) Maria
    I'm leaving.
[12:47] (Flashback) Reiko
    I'm so glad you're such a good girl!
[12:51] (Flashback) Reiko
    Take care!
[12:55] (Flashback) Reiko
    Welcome ho—
[13:11] Reiko
    If you saw me now...
[13:14] Reiko
    I wonder what you'd think?
[13:18] Reiko
    Saki...
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[13:31] (Flashback) Reiko
    So, what are you going to do from now on?
[13:35] (Flashback) Reiko
    In the future.
[13:37] (Flashback) Saki
    I figure after taking over Kyushu comes
    taking the rest of the country, right?
[13:41] (Flashback) Reiko
    That's just like you.
[13:42] (Flashback) Saki
    Not you, though?
[13:44] (Flashback) Reiko
    I...
[13:46] (Flashback) Reiko
    I want to get married like normal
    and have a normal family.
[13:51] (Flashback) Reiko
    Y'know, my parents are divorced...
    and stuff like studying and school clubs...
[13:56] (Flashback) Reiko
    I never had, like, a "normal youth," right?
[14:01] (Flashback) Reiko
    I don't want my kids to end up like this.
[14:04] (Flashback) Saki
    What the hell's normal supposed to be?
[14:07] (Flashback) Saki
    I don't get it.
[14:09] (Flashback) Reiko
    I bet you don't!
[14:14] Saki
    She's got the same eyes as Reiko.
[14:23] (Flashback) Misa
    We'll settle this some other way.
[14:26] (Flashback) Misa
    And soon.
[14:29] Saki
    That's pretty damn soon!
[14:34] Kotaro
    Where are you going?
[14:37] Kotaro
    It seems you didn't understand
    what I told you, after all.
[14:40] Saki
    I told you, I get it.
[14:42] Kotaro
    What are you going to do, then?
[14:45] Saki
    Ain't it obvious?
[14:47] Saki
    Idol stuff, man.
[14:54] Reiko
    Maria. Do you want dinner?
SIGN    Come at midnight to Kagamiyama 10th Korosuke Boss
[15:02] Reiko
    Kagamiyama?!
[15:21] (Flashback) Korosuke I
    You ready to do this?
[15:22] (Flashback) Saki
    I was born ready.
[15:25] (Flashback) Saki
    Reiko, hang on to this for me.
[15:29] (Flashback) Reiko
    Saki!
[15:30] (Flashback) Saki
    I told you...
[15:32] (Flashback) Saki
    There's no way in hell I'm dying.
[15:38] (Flashback) Reiko
    Saki!
[15:39] (Flashback) Reiko
    Let go of me!
[15:40] (Flashback) Doramis
    Reiko-san!
[15:41] (Flashback) Doramis
    You can't!
[15:44] (Flashback) Reiko
    Saki!
SIGN    Kagamiyama
[15:53] Misa
    This place has some history
    for Korosuke and Dorami.
[15:56] Misa
    A good place for your club to finally die.
[15:59] Maria
    Keep on yapping.
[16:00] Misa
    We're playing chicken towards the end
    of the cliff. First to brake loses.
[16:05] Misa
    You wanna quit, now's the chance.
[16:07] Maria
    Shut up! Let's get started already.
[16:09] Misa
    That's what I like to hear.
[16:13] Korosuke
    Three...
[16:15] Korosuke
    Two...
[16:25] Reiko
    Maria!
[16:27] Korosukes
    Who's the old lady?
[16:28] Korosukes
    Her bike's pretty sweet, though.
[16:31] Maria
    What the hell do you want?!
[16:33] Korosukes
    Oh my god, here comes mommy!
[16:33] Reiko
    You need to stop this nonsense!
[16:35] Maria
    Shut up! You need to back off!
[16:36] Korosukes
    She's here to stop them?
[16:37] Korosukes
    That is hilarious.
[16:38] Maria
    Hey!
[16:39] Reiko
    Please, put a stop to this.
[16:42] Reiko
    I'm begging you!
[16:45] Maria
    How pathetic are you gonna get?!
[16:48] Maria
    Always bowing down and apologizing...
[16:53] Maria
    I thought you were the
    first boss of Dorami!
[16:56] Maria
    How did you end up like this?!
[16:59] Maria
    I am never going to end up like you!
[17:02] Maria
    Keeping this team going
    is gonna be proof of that!
[17:06] Reiko
    Maria...
[17:08] Reiko
    Maria! Wait!
[17:15] Saki
    Crap, crap, crap, crap!
[17:18] Saki
    Stop, stop, stop—
[17:22] Korosukes
    Who's this?
[17:24] Korosukes
    That... seemed kinda crazy.
SIGN    Captain-for-a-Day
[17:31] Saki
    Even if my heart stopped once...
[17:34] Saki
    It pulses now intensely with the echoes...
[17:37] Saki
    of the voices of the friends
    who once watched my back...
[17:40] Saki
    And to pay back the
    gratitude they've earned,
[17:43] Saki
    I'll once again race down
    the path of carnage.
[17:46] Misa
    You again?
[17:48] Misa
    This is private business.
[17:50] Saki
    It's my business, too.
[17:52] Saki
    I'm Dorami's Captain-for-a-Day!
[17:58] Misa
    Captain-for-a-Day?
[18:01] Maria
    What gives you the right?!
[18:03] Saki
    What's the big deal?
[18:04] Saki
    You oughta be glad to have
    a new member, anyway.
[18:08] Maria
    D-Don't give me that!
[18:11] Saki
    If you're in Dorami, you oughta know.
[18:14] Saki
    There's a dumbass who actually
    died doing this before.
[18:17] Saki
    You telling me you're ready to die?
[18:22] Misa
    I don't care who I'm up against
    if it brings Dorami down.
[18:28] Saki
    I'm borrowing your bike.
[18:31] Reiko
    Stop this craziness!
[18:33] Reiko
    Do you realize how dangerous this is?!
[18:36] Reiko
    You could die!
[18:39] Saki
    There's no way in hell I'm dying.
[18:45] Reiko
    Saki...?!
[18:51] Saki
    Who's that supposed to be?
[18:59] Misa
    You ready to go?
[19:01] Saki
    I was born ready.
[19:05] Korosukes
    Three!
[19:06] Korosukes
    Two!
[19:07] Korosukes
    One!
[19:08] Korosukes
    Go!
[19:20] Korosukes
    No way! She sped up?!
[19:28] Saki
    Get a load of this!
[20:02] Saki
    Damn, that hurt.
[20:06] Maria
    Holy crap...
[20:08] Maria
    She's got more guts than
    anyone I've ever seen.
[20:14] Saki
    Crap... Guess I wrecked your bike.
[20:17] Saki
    Sorry about all the trouble.
[20:30] Reiko
    You dumbass!
[20:31] Reiko
    What the hell were you gonna
    do if things went wrong?!
[20:39] Saki
    Maria...
[20:41] Saki
    Seems to me your mom's got plenty of guts.
[20:45] Saki
    You wanna keep Dorami going, you need
    to face her head on and prove to her
[20:51] Saki
    that you've got enough guts that
    she won't have to worry about you.
[21:05] Saki
    Whew...
[21:07] Saki
    Still don't get it, though.
[21:09] Saki
    What does "normal" even mean?
[21:12] Misa
    You've got me beat.
[21:15] Misa
    You could definitely be a legend
    among the next gen of lady bikers.
[21:20] Saki
    Legend...
[21:22] Saki
    Oh, crap! I forgot the most important part!
[21:28] Saki
    Listen up, people!
[21:30] Saki
    This kinda stuff isn't legendary!
    It's nothing!
[21:33] Saki
    What I'm after is way above all this!
[21:36] Saki
    I'm gonna show you what
    a real legend looks like.
[21:44] Kotaro
    Music... come on.
[21:52] [SONG] Jacket Sign
    If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate,
    Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades
    In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My Saga
[21:52] Saki
    Whether it's taking over Kyushu
    or the whole damn country...
[21:55] Saki
    Anybody who wants to laugh is dead meat.
[22:03] [SONG] Saki
    Good to have you!
[22:06] [SONG] Saki
    I might not be easy to get along with
[22:09] [SONG] Saki
    But I'll get through this the hard way,
    and it's good to have you along for the ride!
[22:17] [SONG] Saki
    Good to have you!
[22:19] [SONG] Saki
    Rip it up!
[22:20] [SONG] Saki
    Ride, ride!
[22:21] [SONG] Saki
    Everybody!
[22:22] [SONG] Saki
    Ride, ride!
[22:23] [SONG] Saki
    Even if you die...
[22:28] [SONG] Saki
    You've got a fist to show
    people what you're all about!
[22:35] [SONG] Saki
    No past, no tomorrow either!
[22:39] [SONG] Saki
    You've gotta bloom in the moment!
[22:42] [SONG] Saki
    It's more than you ever bargained for!
[22:46] Bulk
    They've got a new bunch
    of weirdos in the crowd!
[22:46] [SONG] Saki
    When the stray dogs strut their stuff!
[22:49] Skull
    That's what Franchouchou's all about!
[22:50] [SONG] Saki
    And this night is an endless suicide ride!
[22:52] Kotaro
    And it's all good!
[23:00] [SONG] Saki
    That never ends!
[23:06] Maria
    Number 2...
[23:09] [SONG] FCC
    Good to have you!
[23:11] [SONG] Saki
    Good to have you along for the ride!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] Yugiri
    This is Yugiri.
[23:27] Yugiri
    Something about all that intense
    friendship is rather touching.
SIGN    9 Days Until the Arpino show!
[23:30] Yugiri
    I've always wanted to live
    for affection like that.
[23:32] Yugiri
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 10:
    NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA.
SIGN    Episode 10 NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA
[23:36] Yugiri
    Be sure to watch.

Season 1

E10 - NO ZOMBIE NO SAGA

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[00:01] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga!
[00:02] Sakura
    We visited a park so that we could
    win the hearts of some old folks,
[00:05] Sakura
    but then a bunch of punks had us dancing
    between a rock and a hard place!
[00:08] ---
    
[00:08] Sakura
    Did I stand out too much by
    being a babe or something?
[00:10] Sakura
    Plus, this particular punk was the daughter
    of Saki-chan's gal pal, which was really crazy!
[00:15] Sakura
    The head of Franchouchou went on an explosive
    chicken run for the sake of her old bestie's family!
[00:19] Sakura
    Then we ended up getting a bunch of rowdy
    new fans, and we were glad to have them!
[00:35] Ai
    Okay, that's good.
[00:36] Saki
    Nice, nice!
[00:38] Saki
    I can see us taking over already!
[00:40] Ai
    Don't get too carried away.
[00:42] Saki
    I'm just saying, hypothetically!
[00:43] Lily
    You're too strict, Ai-chan!
[00:44] Sakura
    Saki-chan seems really happy that
    one of her friends is a fan now.
[00:45] Saki
    You say that, but half the time
    you're the one giving her trouble!
[00:49] Sakura
    Lily-chan's been full of a lot more energy
    since her dad started coming to our shows, too.
[00:55] Sakura
    Ai-chan and Junko-chan have both been a lot
    more relaxed since summer and Saga Rock...
[01:03] Sakura
    And I... still don't remember anything.
[01:07] Sakura
    What could've happened in my past?
SIGN    Episode 10
[01:21] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[01:23] Intro
    No, even if we're dead,
    we will make them come true!
[01:26] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[01:28] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[01:32] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[02:44] Sakura
    Huh?!
[02:45] Sakura
    A concert for five hundred people?!
[02:48] Kotaro
    That's right. The time has come.
[02:50] Saki
    What? Is that a lot?
[02:53] Sakura
    I mean... it's five hundred people!
[02:56] Ai
    I think the timing is about right.
[02:58] Ai
    This won't be like the photo
    ops, business gigs, or shows
[03:00] Ai
    where you share the ticket with other acts...
[03:02] Ai
    Will you girls be able to fill
     five hundred seats?
[03:05] Ai
    Well, will you, Sakura?!
[03:07] Ai
    Okay! Well said!
[03:11] Ai
    And so, that said, our venue for this concert...
[03:15] Ai
    Karatsu's Furusato Exhibition Hall, Arpino!
[03:21] Sakura
    Ar... pino?
[03:23] Lily
    Where's that?
[03:24] Kotaro
    Well, you see...
[03:27] Kotaro
    It's right here!
[03:34] Saki
    Huge!
[03:35] Lily
    So much room!
[03:38] Yugiri
    Feels like we're finally
     staking our own claim.
[03:42] Junko
    It's a different kind of tension you
    get than performing under an open sky.
[03:45] Ai
    This takes me back...
[03:46] Ai
    This is where my first show in Saga was.
[03:54] Sakura
    I feel like I recognize this place, too...
[03:58] Sakura
    Maybe I came here before as well...
[04:01] Kotaro
    In recent years, this multi-purpose hall has
    not served as a venue for many musical events.
[04:06] Kotaro
    But Franchouchou will
    change that perception.
[04:09] Kotaro
    You're going to have people
    recognize Arpino as a venue,
[04:13] Kotaro
    which will be your first
    step in saving Saga.
[04:21] Sakura
    That feeling!
[04:26] Sakura
    I'm so excited for some reason!
[04:29] Sakura
    Maybe there's something about that
    place that connects to my past?!
[04:33] Sakura
    And maybe when we do the show,
    I'll be able to figure it out!
[04:36] Sakura
    Nope! Can't sleep at all!
[04:38] Sakura
    Guess I better go practice!
SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show
[04:44] Ai
    Sakura!
[04:45] Ai
    Sakura!
[04:47] Sakura
    What is it?
[04:49] Ai
    You're rushing too far ahead.
[04:51] Ai
    Try and match everyone else's pace.
[04:53] Sakura
    Oh, sorry!
[04:55] Ai
    You need a break?
[04:56] Sakura
    Why, of course not!
[04:58] Sakura
    Heck, I'm ready for a lot
    more practice, to be honest!
[05:01] Sakura
    This is a whole show just for us!
[05:02] Sakura
    Have to make sure it's a proper
    performance, wouldn't you say?
[05:05] Saki
    You sound really weird.
[05:07] Sakura
    Whatever do you mean?
[05:09] Sakura
    Oh, by the way, I was practicing at
    night and came up with an idea...
[05:13] Sakura
    During the hook, maybe we
    could add an additional step?
[05:16] Ai
    Shouldn't we be focusing on trying
    to get the basic pattern down first?
[05:19] Sakura
    I know what you mean, but just...
    Check this out real quick.
[05:22] Sakura
    Okay? You'll think it's super cute!
[05:24] Ai
    We can take a look, but...
[05:26] Sakura
    Oh, wait!
[05:27] Sakura
    Since the weather is so nice today,
    maybe we should practice outdoors!
[05:31] Sakura
    Yeah! Maybe on the roof!
[05:33] Saki
    This place don't even have roof access.
[05:35] Saki
    You wanna die?
SIGN    Days Until the Arpino show
[05:39] Kotaro
    Good mornindle-lay-hee-hoo!
[05:43] Kotaro
    Anyway, today,
[05:45] Kotaro
    I've got a special training menu
    to set you all up for the concert!
[05:49] Sakura
    A special menu...?
[05:51] Kotaro
    Starting today, you're all gonna
    be staying in the mountains!
[05:55] Sakura
    The... mountains?
[05:57] Sakura
    Now?
[05:57] Kotaro
    It's gotta be now!
[05:59] Kotaro
    Whenever a big thing happens, there's always
    a training sequence in the mountains!
[06:03] Kotaro
    Then you get all banged up...
    and much stronger...
[06:07] Kotaro
    And return!
[06:09] Kotaro
    Nobody is allowed off the mountain until
    I come and get you-dle-ay-hee-hoo!
SIGN    Mount Tenzan: 1046.2 meters above sea level
SIGN    Same Location: Around 800 meters
[06:19] Sakura
    Do you think there's any real point to this?
[06:22] Saki
    Hell if I know.
[06:24] Saki
    But if he's just making crap up,
    I'm gonna smash shady's shades.
SIGN    Saga City
SIGN    Somewhere around here, I think
SIGN    Tenzan
SIGN    Karatsu
SIGN    Nanamagari Pass
[06:29] Ai
    This looks like the spot.
[06:30] Yugiri
    Well, there really isn't a single
    thing up here, is there?
[06:35] Junko
    I'm not sure I can spend long up here...
[06:38] Lily
    I know I can't!
[06:41] Saki
    This is looking pretty rough.
[06:43] Sakura
    What do we do?
[06:45] Sakura
    We can't practice in a place like this!
[06:50] Saki
    What do you think happens
    if a zombie freezes?
[06:53] Ai
    Hard to say.
[06:54] Ai
    You'll probably be able to
    move again after thawing out.
[06:56] Ai
    Assuming you don't get
    eaten by wild animals...
[06:58] Junko
    E-Eat—?!
[07:00] Junko
    We'd better not freeze, then!
[07:02] Saki
    Someone already did. Tae.
[07:05] Sakura
    Tae-chan!
[07:06] Saki
    Wish we had a fire or something...
[07:08] Lily
    I can start one!
[07:10] Saki
    For real?
[07:11] Lily
    I was the star of Girl Scout
    Mania Case Files 3
, y'know!
[07:16] Saki
    Never heard of it.
[07:17] Yugiri
    In that case, I'll try to find
     something for us to eat.
[07:22] Ai
    I guess if we want to get anything
    done, we can't sit around.
[07:25] Junko
    Right.
[07:26] Sakura
    Well, what about practicing?
[07:29] Sakura
    We have that big show coming up.
[07:32] Saki
    Yeah, but we gotta figure out
    how to survive out here first.
[07:35] Junko
    Although, we're already dead.
[07:37] Saki
    I'm gonna go grab some branches
    or whatever and make firewood!
[07:41] Saki
    Branches from pine trees
    and pine cones are good!
[07:44] Yugiri
    Sakura-han, let's worry about practicing
    after everyone has settled in.
SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show
[07:55] Saki
    Check it out, shrimpy!
[07:57] Saki
    I got a crapload of pine branches for you!
[08:00] Saki
    See! Get a load of this!
[08:01] Lily
    Oh, no!
[08:03] Lily
    I told you, you have to let them
    dry out by the fire first!
[08:06] Saki
    Oh, right.
[08:07] Yugiri
    Look here.
[08:09] Yugiri
    I found some tasty-looking mushrooms.
[08:11] Yugiri
    Though, some of them may be poisonous...
[08:13] Saki
    We can eat 'em anyway! 'Cuz we're zombies!
[08:21] Ai
    Stop!
[08:23] Sakura
    What are you doing?
[08:25] Ai
    Just what it looks like. I'm hunting.
[08:27] Sakura
    Hunting?
[08:28] Ai
    Shh! Look at the base of that tree.
[08:33] Sakura
    You're gonna shoot that cute little piggy?!
[08:35] ---
    Shh!
[08:37] Sakura
    Sorry...
[08:38] Ai
    It's okay.
[08:40] Ai
    I've got sharper kinetic vision than the
    others, so finding animals isn't a problem.
[08:44] Sakura
    R-Really?
[08:46] Ai
    I'm going to find some new prey.
     You want to come along?
[08:49] Sakura
    Nah. I don't think so.
[09:00] Junko
    Sakura-san.
[09:01] Sakura
    You're fishing, Junko-chan?
[09:03] Junko
    Yes.
[09:04] Junko
    I think sitting still like this
    might be what I'm best suited to.
[09:09] Sakura
    Really?
[09:11] Junko
    There seems to be a lot going on.
[09:14] Sakura
    Where?
[09:15] Junko
    In your heart, Sakura-san.
[09:19] Junko
    Is something bothering you?
[09:22] Sakura
    Yeah.
[09:23] Sakura
    Well, more like I'm worried
    if everyone is okay...
[09:27] Sakura
    I guess we should really practice more
    to make sure the actual show goes well.
[09:31] Junko
    Of course.
[09:33] Junko
    But panicking would be bad, too.
[09:35] Junko
    When you don't catch any fish,
    you start to consider a lot of things.
[09:39] Junko
    What depth are the fish swimming at?
[09:42] Junko
    Did you use the right bait?
[09:44] Junko
    Is the fishing spot a good one?
[09:46] Junko
    When you're calm and examine
    things from different angles,
[09:50] Junko
    you can figure things like that out.
SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show
[09:56] FCC
    We did it!
[10:01] Sakura
    I have to make sure I've got
    it down before the show!
[10:05] Sakura
    Somehow... Even if I'm by myself!
SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show
[10:10] Saki
    We've been up here for a while now...
[10:14] Saki
    I figure we've about got
    the wilderness thing down.
[10:15] Saki
    But there's one important thing
    we haven't taken care of yet.
[10:19] Saki
    Something we absolutely gotta do...
[10:21] Sakura
    Saki-chan! What a relief!
[10:24] Sakura
    You didn't forget after all!
[10:25] Saki
    'Course not!
[10:27] Saki
    We gotta eat some meat.
[10:29] Saki
    We haven't had any up here!
[10:31] Saki
    We're zombies, right? Gotta eat meat!
[10:34] Ai
    That baby boar is really cautious...
[10:38] Saki
    It's not your fault, Ai.
[10:40] Saki
    We weren't ready to tangle
    with wild animals.
[10:41] Saki
    We've gotta work together
    or it's not gonna happen!
[10:45] Saki
    All right, let's start talking
    about who does what.
[10:48] Lily
    Okay!
[10:48] Junko
    Understood.
[10:49] Ai
    Okay.
[10:55] Junko
    The trap should be perfectly concealed now.
[10:57] Saki
    All right, he should be
    showing up any time now...
[11:00] Sakura
    Hang on a second!
[11:03] Ai
    Incoming!
[11:05] Saki
    Hide!
[11:06] Sakura
    Hey, wait—
[11:11] Yugiri
    Sakura-han!
[11:12] Saki
    Damn it, stupid! After all we—
[11:14] Ai
    Wait.
[11:17] Saki
    Hold still!
[11:27] Lily
    There it is!
[11:28] Saki
    What the hell is that thing?!
[11:29] Junko
    Maybe the daddy boar?
[11:32] Yugiri
    That pit wasn't nearly big enough.
[11:36] Ai
    This... is probably really bad, right?
[11:41] Sakura
    What do I do?
[11:43] Sakura
    What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?!
[11:48] Saki
    Damn it! What do we do?!
[11:51] Yugiri
    I know!
[11:52] Yugiri
    When I was in Shimabara, one of the
    Joi revolutionaries mentioned something...
[11:56] Yugiri
    Sakura-han, play dead!
[11:58] Yugiri
    Try playing dead.
[11:59] Junko
    She's actually dead, though.
[12:01] Saki
    Sakura!
[12:08] Saki
    He ate her!
[12:10] Sakura
    Eep!
[12:22] Saki
    Sakura!
[12:25] Saki
    And safe!
[12:28] Saki
    Hey! Sakura! You okay?!
[12:32] Sakura
    This is weird.
[12:34] Saki
    Yeah. That thing was way too big.
[12:37] Sakura
    Not what I meant.
[12:39] Sakura
    This isn't right.
[12:40] Sakura
    We should be trying to wrestle
    with this show, not with a boar.
[12:45] Sakura
    We're supposed to be showered
    in cheers, not drool.
[12:48] Sakura
    We've got barely any time left,
[12:50] Sakura
    so we really shouldn't be in a place
    like this, doing stuff like this.
[12:53] Saki
    Oh, that's what you meant.
[12:55] Kotaro
    Ladies!
[12:57] Kotaro
    Good mo-mo-mornindle-lay-dee-hoo!
[13:02] Kotaro
    How'd it go? Did you figure anything out by
    being cooped up in the mountains-lay-dee-hoo?
[13:06] Sakura
    Can't you tell from looking at me?
[13:08] Sakura
    There's no way any of this nonsense
    would help us figure anything out.
[13:11] Sakura
    We have a show coming up.
    Why are we even in the mountains?
[13:14] Sakura
    And why a boar? I don't
    understand any part of this.
[13:16] Kotaro
    You don't?
[13:18] Kotaro
    Then you need to just close
    your eyes and open your ears.
[13:21] Kotaro
    Let the voice of Mother Gaia
    reach you, and remember!
[13:25] Kotaro
    The fact that you are never alone!
[13:28] Sakura
    Seriously, I've had enough!
[13:30] Kotaro
    Huh?
[13:36] Sakura
    I'm heading back.
[13:37] Kotaro
    Huh?
[13:40] Saki
    Man, now what're we gonna do?
[13:44] Kotaro
    We're pulling out!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[14:06] Sakura
    What do I do...?
[14:08] Sakura
    Things have been really awkward
    because of what happened yesterday.
SIGN    9 Days Until the Arpino Show!
[14:12] Sakura
    But there's hardly any time
    left until the big show...
[14:16] Ai
    Sakura.
[14:16] Sakura
    At this rate, we're not going
    to get any rehearsing done...
[14:19] Ai
    Sakura!
[14:22] Ai
    You've been too far ahead the whole time.
[14:24] Ai
    Remember what I said before?
[14:25] Ai
    You need to match everyone else's pace.
[14:28] Ai
    You won't be dancing
    by yourself, after all.
[14:31] Ai
    Let's take it from the top, okay?
[14:34] Sakura
    It's not my fault we're not in sync...
[14:39] Sakura
    While you were all goofing
    off in the mountains,
[14:41] Sakura
    I was practicing by myself!
[14:48] Saki
    What the hell's gotten into her?
[14:59] Chef
    Welco— Huh?
[15:02] Yugiri
    Courtesan on the premises.
[15:05] Kotaro
    What do you want?
[15:07] Yugiri
    I'm here to dance, of course.
[15:10] Kotaro
    Why would you do that?
[15:13] Yugiri
    You know, I did some geisha
    training as well.
[15:15] Kotaro
    That's not a real answer.
[15:17] Kotaro
    You sent us into the mountains hoping
    Sakura-han would cool her head a bit, didn't you?
[15:24] Kotaro
    Am I wrong?
[15:28] Kotaro
    The strength of being in a group is the ability
     to make up for individual deficiencies...
[15:32] Kotaro
    Which results in greater
    collective strength.
[15:36] Kotaro
    If she's got blinders on and can't
    see around her, there's no point.
[15:40] Yugiri
    You could've just told her that.
[15:43] Kotaro
    She won't grow unless she
    realizes it herself.
[15:46] Kotaro
    You seem to be especially
    kind with Sakura-han.
[15:52] Kotaro
    I just wanna save Saga.
[15:55] Yugiri
    I've got a soft spot for people who aren't
    good at expressing themselves, mind you.
[16:00] Kotaro
    It's a long, harsh road to solving
    Saga's depopulation problem.
[16:03] Kotaro
    It feels like every time we reach one peak,
    an even taller one comes into sight.
[16:08] Kotaro
    We're deep in the mountains, and it's not
    going to be easy to make our way through.
[16:13] Kotaro
    I have faith she can do it, but—
[16:28] Yugiri
    I don't want to hear this
    weak-minded nonsense, Kotaro-han!
[16:30] Yugiri
    There's no mountain range
    Sakura-han can't make her way across!
[16:34] Kotaro
    Uh... Yeah... I was just saying—
[16:36] Yugiri
    Have some faith in her!
[16:42] Yugiri
    But I just said I do?
[16:44] Yugiri
    I did, didn't I? You saw.
SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show
[16:51] Sakura
    What am I gonna do? What am I
    gonna do? What am I gonna do...?
[16:53] Sakura
    Things keep getting more awkward!
[16:56] Sakura
    But... I want to make sure this
    show is a success, no matter what.
[17:02] Sakura
    The venue might have a connection
    to when I was alive...
[17:06] Sakura
    And it's a show that could
    be a big opportunity for us.
[17:09] Sakura
    We need to do everything we can!
[17:12] Sakura
    It's okay! I'm sure I feel
    the right way about this!
[17:15] Sakura
    And once everything works out,
    I bet they'll all understand!
[17:19] Ai
    Okay, you're all clear
    on your positions, right?
[17:22] FCC
    Yeah!
[17:23] Ai
    Okay, let's try it again from the top.
[17:29] Sakura
    Come to think of it, I've never watched
    from the outside like this...
[17:52] Sakura
    Wow!
[17:54] Sakura
    They've all got the timing perfect...
[17:57] Saki
    Hey, about here...
[17:59] Saki
    Feels kinda like I'm standing around
    for too long, not enough movement.
[18:02] Yugiri
    Oh, where we're across from each other?
[18:07] Saki
    Yeah, that's the bit I mean!
[18:09] Ai
    Well, since Arpino has a lot of room,
[18:12] Ai
    you want to try spreading
    out further on the sides?
[18:15] Ai
    To around mark five?
[18:16] Saki
    Oh, I get you!
[18:18] Ai
    The extra space would give Junko
    and I more room to move...
[18:22] Junko
    That's right.
[18:23] Lily
    Hey, in that case, should Tae-chan and
    I switch places for that part?
[18:29] Ai
    It'd be like we're moving around Sakura.
    I think that might work.
[18:34] Ai
    Let's do that!
[18:34] Saki
    All right, I think this is shaping up!
[18:37] Saki
    Let's make sure we've got it down so we can
    pull it off easy when Sakura gets back.
[18:39] Sakura
    They haven't been rehearsing at all,
    but they're in total sync...
[18:45] Sakura
    It must be because they were all working
    together in those harsh conditions.
[18:50] Sakura
    I was the only one who wasn't...
[18:54] Saki
    Sakura.
[18:56] Sakura
    I'm sorry!
[18:58] Sakura
    I... I was only thinking about myself.
[19:02] Sakura
    Ever since I heard we'd be doing that show
    at Arpino, I've been too worked up...
[19:07] Sakura
    I was so fixated on doing it right,
    doing a great job...
[19:11] Sakura
    I thought less and less
    about the rest of you...
[19:14] Sakura
    And I forgot I was a member of Franchouchou.
[19:18] Saki
    Yeah, that figures.
[19:20] Saki
    I thought you were a little
    hot under the collar.
[19:23] Kotaro
    Took you too long to notice!
[19:26] Sakura
    Kotaro-san?
[19:28] Kotaro
    The name Arpino comes from the
    Nijinomatsubara pine forest...
[19:32] Kotaro
    Pine as in alpine,
     and alpine means the Alps!
[19:36] Kotaro
    In other words, the mountains!
[19:38] Kotaro
    Climb the mountain inside yourself!
[19:42] Sakura
    I have no idea what you're trying to say...
[19:44] Sakura
    but I'll do my best!
[19:48] Sakura
    Everyone...
[19:53] Sakura
    All right! Let's get back to work,
    and really give it our all!
[19:57] FCC
    Yeah!
[19:59] Saki
    All right!
[20:01] Yugiri
    I'm glad it worked out.
[20:03] Kotaro
    What are you talking about?
SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show
[20:11] Sakura
    Good morning, Ai-chan!
[20:13] Sakura
    I'm gonna go running!
[20:15] Ai
    Be careful around traffic!
[20:17] Sakura
    Okay!
SIGN    Junko
SIGN    Sakura
SIGN    Ai
[20:18] Sakura
    There's one week left until our the first
    big show we'll be doing by ourselves!
[20:22] Sakura
    I've got our songs and dances
    all memorized perfectly,
[20:25] Sakura
    and I'm in sync with the others!
[20:27] Sakura
    And, more than anything,
    I'm really looking forward to it!
[20:29] Sakura
    Plus, if I get onto that stage, maybe
    I'll be able to remember something...
[20:33] Sakura
    Then maybe I can deal with my past!
[20:36] Sakura
    I get the feeling even more
    exciting days are gonna be ahead!
[20:41] Sakura
    Come on, Romero!
[20:43] Sakura
    I'm going now—
[20:57] Guy
    What the hell?! What the hell?!
[20:59] Guy
    You okay?! You okay—
[21:02] Guy
    Gotta help! Gotta do something!
[21:31] Sakura
    Where am I...?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] Lily
    Lily here!
[23:27] Lily
    Franchouchou has finally become
    a totally invincible miracle seven!
SIGN    Where There's A Will, There's A Way!
[23:29] Lily
    I can't wait to dazzle everybody!
SIGN    Ai Mizuno flawlessly performs her role as the group's center
[23:32] Lily
    Next time is Zombie Land Saga Episode 11:
SIGN    Episode 11: A One-of-a-Kind SAGA
[23:35] Lily
    A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA!
[23:36] Lily
    Be sure to watch!

Season 1

E11 - A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA

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[00:01] Sakura
    Previously on Zombie Land Saga!
[00:02] Sakura
    Franchouchou is set to do a show with
    five hundred people in the audience!
[00:05] Sakura
    Plus, when I realized the
    venue might have a connection
[00:06] Sakura
    to my missing memories,
    I reached max hype levels!
[00:09] Sakura
    After seeing me like that, Kotaro-san's plan
    was training in the mountains, somehow?!
[00:13] Sakura
    As I watched everyone focus more
    on wilderness survival instead
[00:15] Sakura
    of rehearsal, my max hype
    had me harrumphing up a storm!
[00:17] Sakura
    But then, after I saw how they made
    use of their experience in the mountains
[00:21] Sakura
    for idol stuff, it made me realize something!
[00:23] Sakura
    That I was the one who
    had lost sight of things!
[00:26] Sakura
    And the moment max-hype
    Sakura found her faith
[00:29] Sakura
    in her friends again
    and decided to look forward,
[00:31] Sakura
    she was hit by a max-hype truck
    that came in from the side!
SIGN    Episode 11 A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA
[00:44] Intro
    Even if we're dead, we want to
    make our dreams come true...
[00:46] Intro
    No, even if we're dead, we
    will make them come true!
[00:49] Intro
    Is that despair? Or is it hope?
[00:51] Intro
    We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
    we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
[00:55] Intro
    Because that is our saga!
[02:18] Sakura
    What was I doing...?
[02:28] Sakura
    Where am I?
[03:06] Sakura
    I'm sorry!
[03:08] Saki
    What the hell, man?
[03:17] Saki
    Sakura?
[03:19] Lily
    Sakura-chan! You're awake!
[03:21] Junko
    That's a relief.
[03:25] Saki
    Sakura?
[03:26] Ai
    Hey!
[03:27] Saki
    What's wrong?
[03:43] Junko
    Sakura-san...?
[03:44] Saki
    What? Did you lose your marbles again?
[03:53] Sakura
    I can't...
[03:56] Lily
    Sakura-chan?
[03:58] Sakura
    It doesn't matter what I try...
[04:02] Sakura
    Even trying is pointless.
[04:05] Saki
    Man, no telling what's up this time.
[04:07] Junko
    She was afraid of us, wasn't she?
[04:09] Yugiri
    Shall I try slapping her?
[04:12] Ai
    Wait! I think I might know...
[04:25] Sakura
    See what I mean?
[04:28] Sakura
    I really don't have what it takes.
[04:34] Sakura
    What just happened?
[04:36] Ai
    Are you okay?
[04:38] Sakura
    Ai Mizuno? What?
[04:42] Sakura
    What are you doing here?!
[04:45] Ai
    Hey, do you remember who you are?
[04:47] Sakura
    I'm Sakura Minamoto.
[04:49] Ai
    What about your address? Phone number?
[04:52] Ai
    Your family?
[04:54] Ai
    Y-Yeah, I do...
[04:56] Ai
    It's like I thought.
[04:58] Sakura
    Hey! You're... Ai Mizuno-san
    from Iron Frill, right?
[05:02] Ai
    Sakura...
[05:03] Sakura
    Yes?!
[05:05] Ai
    I'm going to explain why you're here
[05:07] Ai
    and what's happened to you,
    so I need you to stay calm.
[05:12] Ai
    You're... already dead.
[05:15] Ai
    You're a zombie.
[05:19] Sakura
    What?
[05:20] Sakura
    What are you talking about?
[05:22] Ai
    Ten years ago...
[05:24] Ai
    you died, probably in an
    accident of some kind.
[05:27] Sakura
    What...?
[05:48] Lily
    You think Sakura-chan is gonna be okay?
[05:50] Yugiri
    We shouldn't have much to worry
    about if Ai-han is dealing with it.
[05:55] Saki
    Damn it! Where the hell
    is shades at a time like this?
[05:59] Junko
    He left this morning, saying
    something about business...
[06:05] Saki
    Hey!
[06:06] Lily
    What about Sakura-chan? How is she?
[06:08] Ai
    Well...
[06:10] Ai
    I'm not positive, but
[06:11] Ai
    it looks like getting hit by that truck yesterday
    has brought back her memories of her life.
[06:15] Saki
    For real?!
[06:16] Ai
    But now she doesn't remember anything since she became a zombie.
[06:22] Saki
    No way...
[06:23] Ai
    I've explained everything I could for now.
[06:26] Ai
    About how we're all zombies,
    and about Franchouchou.
[06:32] Ai
    These are the members of
    the group I was telling you about.
[06:41] Lily
    Do you really not remember us?
[06:44] Sakura
    I-I'm sorry...
[06:46] Saki
    So does this mean Sakura
    won't be able to do the show?!
[06:50] Saki
    Show...?
[06:52] Ai
    We were going to do our first show
     with 500 fans in attendance.
[06:56] Ai
    It's coming up, at a place called Arpino.
[07:01] Sakura
    Arpino...?
[07:02] Ai
    It's a really big event for us.
[07:07] Sakura
    Arpino...
[07:13] Ai
    We've all been practicing
    really hard to get ready for it.
[07:17] Ai
    Including you.
[07:19] Ai
    You might be confused at the moment,
[07:21] Ai
    but I know you'll be ready to
    get on stage when the time comes.
SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office
[07:25] Sakura
    I really...
[07:28] Sakura
    I really became an idol...?
[07:36] Sakura
    No. You can go without me.
[07:39] Saki
    Don't sweat it!
[07:41] Saki
    You'll remember it all if you rehearse some!
[07:43] Saki
    Okay?
[07:44] Sakura
    That's not what I mean. I just can't do it.
[07:45] Saki
    You don't know that without trying!
[07:47] Sakura
    I don't want to!
[07:50] Sakura
    Stuff like working towards something...
[07:54] Sakura
    I don't have what it takes.
[07:57] Saki
    Don't have it?
[07:59] Saki
    Don't have what?
[08:00] Sakura
    It means that no matter what I do,
    it never works out.
[08:04] Sakura
    Every time I try, I just
    end up suffering for it.
[08:07] Saki
    Hey...
[08:09] Sakura
    Excuse me.
[08:11] Saki
    Hey!
[08:17] Junko
    And right after she was
    finally back to normal...
[08:21] Yugiri
    This makes the trouble from
    the mountains look like nothing.
[08:23] Saki
    Wait, does this mean Sakura's
    quitting Franchouchou?!
[08:35] Xu Fu
    Well, how's it going?
[08:38] Kotaro
    Well... we're getting there, I guess.
[08:40] Xu Fu
    When you first told me about your little plan,
[08:42] Xu Fu
    I thought your damn brains had gone rotten.
[08:46] Xu Fu
    What'd you call it again?
[08:48] Xu Fu
    "The Original Zombie Village:
    Hizen's Highway Dream Project"?
[08:52] Kotaro
    The Zombie Land Saga Project.
[08:55] Xu Fu
    Yeah, that.
[08:56] Xu Fu
    "To manifest great compassion,
    and to act for the sake of man," huh?
[09:01] Kotaro
    Jocho Yamamoto's Hagakure.
[09:05] Kotaro
    I wouldn't say it's anything that noble.
[09:06] Xu Fu
    Just keep your hands off Yugiri.
[09:09] Xu Fu
    I owe that girl a hell of a lot.
[09:11] Kotaro
    And how long ago are you talking?
[09:13] Xu Fu
    Those were some good times. Real interesting.
[09:17] Kotaro
    You realize how uncool adults who don't
[09:19] Kotaro
    stop talking about the good
    old days are, don't you?
[09:21] Xu Fu
    That's rich, coming from you.
[09:28] Saki
    Damn it, man.
[09:29] Saki
    I just can't get into it.
[09:32] Junko
    It'd be crazy to expect anyone
    to be able to focus, considering.
[09:36] Lily
    Do you think she's gonna forget me forever?
[09:41] Ai
    I understand how you all feel...
[09:43] Ai
    but we have to hang in there,
    or this show is going to fall apart.
[09:47] Ai
    The people coming to see us
    don't know what our troubles are.
[09:52] Saki
    Yeah, but...
[09:53] Ai
    It'll be okay.
[09:55] Ai
    Let's trust her and wait.
[10:19] Saki
    Damn, I'm all sweaty.
[10:23] Saki
    Gonna go wash off again.
SIGN    No Unauthorized Access Absolutely None No Contact Allowed Stay Out
[10:28] Sakura
    You can keep asking me,
    but my answer won't change.
[10:30] Saki
    You were seriously fired up for this!
[10:32] Sakura
    Something must've been wrong with me, then.
[10:35] Sakura
    Just forget about it.
[10:37] Saki
    You think I can do that?!
[10:38] Saki
    You wanna die?!
[10:39] Sakura
    Arguing isn't going to make a difference.
[10:41] Sakura
    I have nothing else to say.
[10:44] Sakura
    You can yell at me all you want.
[10:46] Saki
    Damn it, you stupid little—
[10:54] Saki
    Stop that.
[10:56] Saki
    Enough already!
[11:02] Saki
    Damn it! Damn it!
[11:07] Junko
    I think I'll go listen to the sound
     of waves in a seashell.
[11:13] Junko
    Sakura-san...
[11:14] Sakura
    If you have something to say,
    please get on with it.
[11:17] Junko
    Um... I...
[11:25] Lily
    Huh? The stars are calling me!
[11:29] Lily
    I'm gonna go look at the sky!
[11:32] Lily
    Sakura-chan... you still don't remember me?
[11:36] Sakura
    How old are you?
[11:38] Lily
    I'm twelve years old forever!
[11:40] Lily
    Magically!
[11:41] Sakura
    It must be nice. Since you're cute.
[11:44] Sakura
    Like that star you were wearing.
[11:46] Lily
    That's right!
[11:47] Lily
    Before you said you thought that
    star and my smile were cute!
[11:52] Lily
    I really loved it when
    you were doing idol stuff!
[11:55] Lily
    And I think you're really cute!
[11:59] Sakura
    Well?
[12:00] Sakura
    Do I look cute wearing this?
[12:03] Lily
    That's not where it goes.
[12:05] Sakura
    If you're cute, it'll look cute
    no matter where you put it.
[12:08] Sakura
    But the more cute I try to be,
     the less cute I am.
[12:13] Sakura
    Because I don't have what it takes!
[12:19] Sakura
    How many times do I have to say it?
[12:22] Sakura
    I am not going to be an idol!
[12:33] Yugiri
    I suppose it's time to get the room ready.
[12:53] Yugiri
    Sakura-han...
[12:56] Yugiri
    The greatest courtesan
    of the city is entering.
[13:04] Yugiri
    Huh? She's gone.
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Nabeshima
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Ai
SIGN    Sakura
SIGN    Junko
[13:23] Saki
    Where the hell has that idiot gone?
[13:25] Yugiri
    This is troubling...
[13:26] Lily
    What was the pup doing?!
[13:29] Junko
    Romero-chan couldn't have known
    what was going on with Sakura-san.
[13:35] Kotaro
    Wh-What?! Wh-Wh-Why's
    everyone up to greet me?!
[13:44] Sakura
    They all might think otherwise,
    but this is for the best.
[13:48] Sakura
    If I was around, it'd just ruin everything.
SIGN    Snow White: Sakura Minamoto
[13:53] Sakura
    The school play we were
    doing in third grade...
[13:56] Sakura
    I was picked to be the star.
[13:59] Sakura
    It was a title that was pretty
    tough for a grade schooler,
[14:02] Sakura
    but I practiced until late every night
[14:05] Sakura
    until I could recite the entire
    thing with no mistakes.
[14:10] Sakura
    But the day of the show...
[14:12] Sakura
    I got sick despite having
    my shots, and missed the play.
[14:19] Sakura
    Bad memories.
SIGN    Relay Team: Sakura Minamoto
[14:22] Sakura
    When I was in fourth grade, I was picked
    to be on the relay team for our field day.
SIGN    Minamoto
[14:27] Sakura
    I trained until late every night,
    until I had the best time in our school.
[14:33] Sakura
    But the day of the race...
[14:36] Sakura
    I managed to pull a muscle during
    the opening ceremony, and had to forfeit.
SIGN    Relay Team - Sakura Minamoto
[14:43] Sakura
    I kept training so I could make a comeback...
[14:47] Sakura
    And was on the relay team
    in fifth and sixth grade, too.
SIGN    Relay Team: Sakura Minamoto
[14:51] Sakura
    But... every time, I would pull a
    muscle during the opening ceremony.
[14:57] Sakura
    More bad memories.
[14:59] Sakura
    The first year of middle school...
[15:01] Sakura
    That summer, I started focusing
    on my high school entrance exams.
[15:05] Sakura
    I wanted to wipe away all the
    misfortune my life had been full of,
[15:08] Sakura
    so I tried to get into the best
    school in the prefecture...
[15:11] Sakura
    I didn't keep up with the music, TV shows,
[15:15] Sakura
    friends, and other things that I loved.
SIGN    Where There's A Will, There's A Way!
[15:18] Sakura
    I dedicated my entire middle
    school life to studying.
[15:23] Sakura
    And as a result, I got an A rating
    on the mock exam before the real deal!
[15:28] Sakura
    And then, on the day of the actual exam...
[15:31] Sakura
    While I was on my way from the hotel I
    was staying at to be close to the exam location,
[15:36] Sakura
    I ran into multiple old
    ladies who were in trouble.
[15:43] Sakura
    I just made it in time
    for the start of the exam,
[15:45] Sakura
    but I was in a panic as I took
    the test and kept making mistakes.
[15:49] Sakura
    I didn't make it into my school of choice...
[15:53] Sakura
    Bad memories.
[15:57] Sakura
    All I can remember is bad stuff.
[15:59] Sakura
    They're being ridiculous.
[16:01] Sakura
    Even if she is the real Ai Mizuno...
[16:05] Sakura
    There's no way I could be an idol.
[16:09] (Flashback) Friend
    It seems like such a waste
    for you to go straight home.
[16:12] (Flashback) Friend
    I mean, you're really good
    at sports and other physical stuff!
[16:16] (Flashback) Sakura
    I told you, I'm not gonna bother anymore.
[16:18] (Flashback) Sakura
    Even if I try, it's a waste of time.
[16:21] (Flashback) Sakura
    The harder I try, the worse things turn out.
[16:24] (Flashback) Sakura
    I just don't have what it takes.
[16:26] (Flashback) Sakura
    I'd be stupid to keep
    trying to just fail again.
SIGN    Q: How do you work so hard?
[16:38] Ai
    I guess it's because I don't think
    mistakes or failures are a bad thing.
SIGN    Because I don't think mistakes or failures are a bad thing
SIGN    They always end up helping with what happens next
[16:44] AI
    Because they always end up helping
    with whatever happens next.
[16:47] Ai
    And I really believe I'll only be the best
    version of me once I overcome it all.
SIGN    I'll be the best version of me once I overcome it all
SIGN    Iron Frill's first performance at the Budokan
SIGN    Ai Mizuno flawlessly performs her role as the group's center
SIGN    How do you work so hard?
[17:10] Sakura
    "It's because I don't think mistakes
     or failures are a bad thing."
SIGN    Why can't you try your best?
[17:18] Sakura
    Hey, I did try.
[17:21] Sakura
    And when I was sure it was going to
     work out this time, I got into an accident...
[17:26] Sakura
    And now I'm a freaking zombie.
[17:29] Sakura
    How little luck can one person have?
[17:32] Cop
    Hey, what's got you out so late?
[17:35] Cop
    You wanna get arrested?
[17:36] Cop
    You want me to arrest you, huh?
[17:37] Cop
    You run away from home?
[17:38] Cop
    Fight with the boyfriend?
[17:40] Cop
    Teenage angst?
[17:41] Sakura
    I don't care anymore.
[17:43] Cop
    Well, for now, come with me to the...
[17:52] Cop
    Another one!
[18:02] Kotaro
    This isn't where you belong right now,
[18:06] Kotaro
    Sakura Minamoto.
[18:13] Sakura
    Who're you?
[18:13] Kotaro
    I'm Kotaro Tatsumi, damn it!
SIGN    Genkai Quasi-National Park Kagamiyama Observatory
[18:20] Sakura
    Why exactly did you bring me out here?
[18:24] Kotaro
    That's Nijinomatsubara Forest.
[18:25] Sakura
    I know.
[18:27] Sakura
    It's too dark to see anything, though.
[18:31] Kotaro
    That's you right now.
[18:34] Kotaro
    But there are points of light all around you.
[18:37] Kotaro
    Even in Saga, there's a person
    for every one of the lights you see.
[18:41] Sakura
    What are you getting at, exactly?
[18:43] Kotaro
    There are people among those lights
     waiting for Nijinomatsubara to shine...
[18:46] Kotaro
    Waiting for you to shine, as an idol.
[18:51] Kotaro
    I mean, there's gotta be two or three.
[18:53] Sakura
    Look, just do your show without me.
[18:56] Sakura
    I'm sure it'll be better if I'm not there.
[19:00] Sakura
    I just don't have what it takes.
[19:07] Kotaro
    You seriously don't want to be an idol?
[19:11] Kotaro
    Can you tell me that you honestly
     don't feel that way, at all?
[19:15] Sakura
    I mean...
[19:25] Sakura
    I want to be like Ai-chan.
[19:28] Sakura
    I want to be strong like her!
[19:32] (Flashback) Ai
    Come on everybody! Here we go!
[19:36] (Flashback) Sakura
    I wonder if I'll be able to smile
     as dazzlingly as that?
SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office
SIGN    I don't think mistakes or failures are a bad thing
[19:43] Sakura
    One more time... I'll try one more time!
[19:47] Sakura
    I can't be scared of trying my best!
[19:57] Sakura
    And this is what happened.
[20:01] Sakura
    I should've known that
    nothing I try will work...
[20:03] Sakura
    and that the right choice is to give up.
[20:07] Sakura
    But I got my hopes up, like an idiot,
     about being an idol...
[20:10] Sakura
    And when I rushed out earlier than usual,
    I got hit by a truck and died.
[20:15] Sakura
    This is just who I am.
[20:17] Kotaro
    But you came back to life.
    As an idol who can save Saga.
[20:21] Sakura
    Save Saga? As an idol?!
[20:24] Sakura
    Why me?
[20:25] Sakura
    I didn't ask to become a zombie!
[20:27] Kotaro
    A time will come when you'll understand.
[20:30] Sakura
    There's no way that's true!
[20:31] Sakura
    I'm the girl who tried,
    and died for her efforts!
[20:33] Sakura
    Who else has luck that bad?!
[20:36] Sakura
    This idol stuff and saving Saga...
     You can all do it just fine without me!
[20:46] Sakura
    Please just... don't drag me into this.
[20:51] Kotaro
    All right. I see.
[20:53] Kotaro
    Then go wherever you want!
[20:55] Kotaro
    If that's the limit to how you feel,
    you can spend your life feeling this way!
[21:00] Kotaro
    Even if your life's already over!
[21:06] Sakura
    You don't have to rub it in...
     I know I'm stuck this way.
[21:13] Sakura
    I should've never come back.
[21:17] Kotaro
    Yeah, you thought I was done, huh?
[21:19] Kotaro
    But I'm not gonna go along with your
     negative spiral that easy, moron!
[21:23] Sakura
    Enough already!
[21:24] Sakura
    You don't know anything about me!
[21:27] Sakura
    You've never even died—
[21:28] Kotaro
    I have what it takes!
[21:30] Kotaro
    Doesn't matter if you don't,
    as long as I do have what it takes!
[21:34] Kotaro
    And I've got something... big...
    and, like... impressive!
[21:37] Kotaro
    I've got this real big and
    impressive... thing!
[21:40] Kotaro
    Listen to me, Sakura!
[21:42] Kotaro
    I'm telling you that I will
     never abandon you!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Sakura
    This is Sakura.
[23:27] Sakura
    Why is everyone bothering me
    when I don't have what it takes?
[23:29] Sakura
    They want me to try and live,
     when I'm already a zombie?
[23:32] Sakura
    Next time is Zombie Land Saga Episode 12:
    Good Morning Again SAGA.
SIGN    Episode 12: Good Morning Again SAGA
[23:36] Sakura
    What does it even mean to live...?

Season 1

E12 - Good Morning Again SAGA

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[00:00] (Flashback) Lily
    Do you really not remember us?
[00:03] (Flashback) Sakura
    I'm sorry...
[00:05] (Flashback) Ai
    You're already dead. You're a zombie.
[00:09] (Flashback) Saki
    Does this mean Sakura won't
    be able to do the show?!
[00:11] (Flashback) Ai
    I know you'll be ready to get
    on stage when the time comes.
[00:15] (Flashback) Sakura
    No. You can go without me.
[00:17] (Flashback) Sakura
    Every time I try, I just
    end up suffering for it.
[00:20] (Flashback) Kotaro
    This isn't where you belong right now.
[00:24] (Flashback) Sakura
    This idol stuff and saving Saga...
[00:26] (Flashback) Sakura
    You can all do it just fine without me!
[00:28] (Flashback) Sakura
    You don't know anything about me!
[00:30] (Flashback) Sakura
    You've never even died—
[00:31] (Flashback) Kotaro
    I have what it takes!
[00:33] (Flashback) Kotaro
    Listen to me, Sakura! I'm telling you...
[00:35] (Flashback) Kotaro
    that I will never abandon you!
[00:42] Kotaro
    Heygoodmorning!
[00:45] Yugiri
    And a good morning to you.
[00:47] Kotaro
    Yeah!
[00:47] Kotaro
    Oh, Sakura!
[00:49] Kotaro
    I thought you were gonna play hooky
    again today, but you actually showed!
[00:53] Kotaro
    Good morning!
[00:56] Kotaro
    Now, you need to mind your manners.
[00:58] Kotaro
    You can't get any respect without them.
[01:01] Sakura
    I don't really care if I'm respected...
[01:03] Kotaro
    I'm still going to make you earn respect.
[01:05] Kotaro
    You can sulk and give me all the dead-eyed
    looks you want, it won't faze me.
[01:08] Kotaro
    You're going on stage.
[01:36] Sakura
    I know this...
[01:41] Ai
    Sakura?
[01:43] Ai
    What did you think?
[01:53] (Flashback) Kotaro
    You're going on stage.
[01:56] Sakura
    There's no way I can do it.
[02:07] Sakura
    What? You're kinda scaring me.
[02:27] Saki
    Sakura, we've got lessons
    tomorrow at the same time.
[02:30] Ai
    And then in the evening,
    we're passing out fliers.
[02:33] Ai
    We'll all be going together.
[02:50] Saki
    Come and check us out!
[02:52] Saki
    Thank you!
[02:55] Sakura
    What were you thinking? Idiot.
[02:57] Fan 1
    Number 1! Can I shake your hand?
[03:01] Fan 1
    I love your singing and dancing!
[03:06] Fan 1
    It just fills me with a ton of energy!
[03:08] Fan 2
    We're always rooting for you!
[03:10] Fan 2
    We can't wait for the Arpino show!
[03:11] Saki
    Hey, thanks, you two!
[03:13] Saki
    We appreciate it!
     I'll remember your faces, now.
[03:16] Saki
    If you don't show, you better watch
    your backs on the streets of Saga!
[03:18] Fan 1
    Number 2!
[03:19] Fan 1
    We're definitely coming!
[03:21] Fan 2
    Good luck with the show!
[03:22] Saki
    Yeah! Seeya there!
[03:26] Saki
    Y'know,
[03:28] Saki
    you're pretty popular.
[03:38] (Flashback) Fan
    I love your singing and dancing!
[03:42] Sakura
    I wonder what my singing
    and dancing were like...
[03:50] Sakura
    Yeah... that's how it always goes.
[03:53] Sakura
    I start to get my hopes up,
    then screw up, and then regret it all...
[04:08] Sakura
    This is for the best.
[04:09] Sakura
    I won't be the only one failing, otherwise.
[04:11] (Flashback) Kotaro
    I will never abandon you!
[04:15] Sakura
    I can't think about that!
[04:17] Sakura
    There's no way this'll work out!
[04:19] Sakura
    I know that better than anyone!
SIGN    Angels Descend on Saga Rock!
[04:26] Sakura
    I don't care, okay?! Leave me alone!
[04:42] Ai
    I knew that was going too far.
[04:44] Saki
    Aw, damn it! What're we gonna do?
    There's, like, no time left.
[04:48] Lily
    Will we really have to do the
    show without Sakura-chan...?
[05:05] Saki
    She's not gonna smash the door down, is she?
[05:07] Junko
    I reinforced the door when I fixed it,
     so I don't think she can.
[05:14] Lily
    Tae-chan's crying!
[05:15] Saki
    For real?!
[05:19] Junko
    Uh, I think that's drool.
[05:21] Saki
    This... seems bad, right?
[05:23] Ai
    Maybe she's experiencing withdrawal
    from the lack of attention?
[05:43] Saki
    What the hell?
[05:44] Lily
    I dunno!
[06:06] Sakura
    What is this?
[06:09] Saki
    Tae! What are you—
[06:12] (Flashback) Sakura
    One, two! One, two!
[06:18] (Flashback) Sakura
    Tae-chan! Pay attention!
[06:21] (Flashback) Sakura
    One, two, one, two!
[06:24] (Flashback) Sakura
    You did it!
[06:25] (Flashback) Sakura
    That's great, Tae-chan!
[06:31] Yugiri
    I see now.
[06:33] Saki
    Sakura was real persistent
    with that stuff, huh?
[06:35] Junko
    Yes. She would never give up.
[06:38] Lily
    And I bet that made Tae-chan happy.
[06:40] Lily
    She probably had a lot of fun!
[06:42] Lily
    That's why now...
[06:44] Ai
    She's trying to teach Sakura.
[06:46] Saki
    When someone is in trouble or screws up,
    Sakura would be the first to back them up.
[06:50] Ai
    As awkward as she could be at times...
[06:52] Junko
    Whenever I was worried, Sakura-san was
    the one who would try to encourage me.
[06:56] Lily
    She always listened to me, too!
[06:59] Lily
    So this time we get to pay her back!
[07:02] Junko
    Since we're not the ones who're
    really in trouble. It's Sakura-san.
[07:07] Ai
    Let's work together again to see
    if there's anything we can do.
[07:10] Saki
    Yeah, that's it!
[07:11] Saki
    That's what Team Franchouchou is here for!
[07:14] Saki
    When someone's in trouble,
    you have their back!
[07:16] Saki
    Sakura! We're definitely
    gonna figure out a way to—
[07:22] Sakura
    Seriously, there's no need.
[07:25] Sakura
    The biggest problem right now
    is that you're all getting
[07:28] Sakura
    so excited for something
    I can't even remember.
[07:31] Sakura
    Well, if you'll excuse me.
[07:43] Yugiri
    Sakura-han. You need to stop running away.
[07:46] Yugiri
    You have a responsibility for the
    way you've encouraged us this far.
[07:50] Yugiri
    Whether you remember it or not,
    you're going to dance with us.
[07:54] Sakura
    Of all the selfish—
[07:56] Yugiri
    I'm fully aware how selfish
    and self-centered it is!
[08:02] Sakura
    Why do all of you care so much about me?
[08:07] Sakura
    What difference does it
    make if I'm not here?!
[08:09] Yugiri
    Look at their faces!
[08:13] Yugiri
    We know full well that your luck is bad,
[08:17] Yugiri
    and that you don't remember anything...
[08:19] Yugiri
    But be that as it may,
    we need you, Sakura-han.
[08:24] Yugiri
    This is a group of strong-willed individuals...
[08:27] Yugiri
    If it wasn't for you, we never would've
     held together for this long.
[08:32] Yugiri
    Seeing Tae-han made me realize something.
[08:34] Yugiri
    If the alternative is having a successful
    show without you, Sakura-han...
[08:38] Yugiri
    We would rather go on
    stage and fail with you.
[08:42] Yugiri
    Please, try to understand that.
[08:46] Ai
    Sakura...
[08:48] Ai
    You seem to think you're the
    only one with bad luck,
[08:51] Ai
    but you're forgetting something important.
[08:54] Ai
    We're all zombies. We've all died.
[08:58] Ai
    Nobody here is lucky.
[09:02] Ai
    I don't think mistakes or
    failures are a bad thing.
[09:08] Ai
    Because they always end up helping
    with whatever happens next.
[09:11] Ai
    I believe I'll only be the best version
    of me once I overcome it all.
[09:19] Sakura
    You know your show could really
    fall apart because of me?
[09:24] Yugiri
    It's like I said. We're fully aware of that.
[09:28] Saki
    Hey, push comes to shove,
    it's shades' ass on the line.
[09:30] Saki
    So don't sweat it.
[09:55] Lily
    That was really amazing!
    You were dancing, Sakura-chan!
[09:58] Ai
    I guess that means your muscle
    memory retained it all.
[10:00] Junko
    She did practice the most out of all of us...
[10:12] Sakura
    I knew it...
[10:14] Saki
    Sakura.
[10:21] Saki
    Huh, looks like it's cracked.
[10:25] Ai
    I say we test it.
[10:27] Ai
    What happens when peo—
[10:29] Ai
    When zombies with such bad
    luck gather together.
[10:31] Sakura
    But you've all been rehearsing so hard...
[10:36] Lily
    So did you!
[10:37] Lily
    You were practicing with us, Sakura-chan!
[10:40] Junko
    We're in this to the end.
[10:42] Junko
    Appropriately, for zombies.
[10:46] Ai
    Sakura...
[10:47] Ai
    All we can really do is try our best.
[10:51] Ai
    That's all there is to it.
[11:03] Kotaro
    The explosive low pressure front that was
    over the East China Sea this morning
[11:07] Kotaro
    is headed directly towards Kyushu,
[11:09] Kotaro
    and is anticipated to hit northern
    Kyushu by tomorrow evening.
SIGN    Tomorrow's Weather Forecast 12/21 6PM
[11:13] Kotaro
    We recommend being prepared for heavy snow,
[11:16] Kotaro
    and remaining indoors whenever possible.
[11:27] (Flashback) Sakura
    Thanks, Inui-kun!
SIGN    Idolhood is realized in the face of death.
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
[11:57] Kotaro
    Tonight is the... beginning of...
    Franchouchou's true legend!
[12:02] Kotaro
    You're going to demonstrate your
    undeadly resolve and your zombie spirit
[12:05] Kotaro
    to the people who show up!
[12:07] FCC
    Yeah!
[12:12] Okoba
    They say it's the heaviest Saga
     snowfall on record.
SIGN    Franchouchou
[12:15] Inubashi
    The buses have stopped running, too.
[12:18] Inubashi
    These girls have the worst luck.
[12:20] Saki
    All right, thanks! We'll be counting
    on you during the show, too!
[12:24] Staff
    Reminds me of when Iron Frill was here.
[12:27] Staff 2
    There haven't been any concerts since, yeah.
[12:30] staff
    I hope these Franchouchou
    girls can do a good job.
[12:33] Staff B
    Yeah.
[12:37] Ai
    All we can do is put on the
    best performance we can.
[12:42] Ai
    So don't worry about anything else.
[12:44] Ai
    Everything went perfect in rehearsal.
[12:47] Sakura
    Thank you...
[12:49] Cop
    Down comes the snow,
    and down comes the hail...
[12:55] Cop
    What other direction would it come in, even?
[12:57] Maria
    This cold ain't so bad!
SIGN    Congratulations
    To Franchouchou
    From Drive-In Tori
    Management
[12:59] Maria
    You've just gotta have the guts to take it!
[13:01] Fan
    We just had to come see
    their big solo show!
[13:01] Death Metal A
    We're not gonna let the snow get us down!
[13:03] Death Metal B
    Hell yeah, Franchouchou is like a
    musical high pressure system anyway!
[13:06] Inubashi
    Well, this was unexpected.
[13:12] Kotaro
    You have to answer them.
[13:14] Kotaro
    I know you can do it.
[13:17] Ai
    All right, form up.
[13:21] Ai
    It's okay. The practice
    we've done until now...
[13:24] Ai
    And the friends you're
    with... have faith in them.
[13:28] Saki
    Hell yeah! Who's ready to take over Saga?!
[13:31] FCC
    Yeah!
[13:49] Sakura
    It's no good.
[13:50] Sakura
    They came all this way
    through all this snow to see us...
[13:53] Sakura
    If something happens again...
    What will I do?!
[14:15] Saki
    Here we go, Arpino!
[14:18] Saki
    Glad to have you!
[14:20] [SONG] FCC
    I knew I couldn't do it,
     and spent all this time running...
[14:24] [SONG] FCC
    At—
[14:28] [SONG] FCC
    Even if you feel down a few times
[14:30] [SONG] FCC
    In this life you're living
[14:32] [SONG] FCC
    You don't need to make a face like
[14:33] [SONG] FCC
    You've already died!
[14:39] FCC
    So pure and bright,
     my eyes used to shine...
[14:40] Staff 1
    Call it off, quick!
[14:41] Staff 2
    Right!
[14:42] Kotaro
    Wait.
[14:49] [SONG] FCC
    There's no going back, but...
[14:52] [SONG] FCC
    Move forward!
[14:54] [SONG] FCC
    Even if...
[14:55] [SONG] FCC
    ...you lose...
[14:56] [SONG] FCC
    ...something on the way!
[15:39] Sakura
    I knew this would happen.
[15:44] Sakura
    And I ended up dragging them all down...
[16:08] [SONG] Ai
    Over and over... keep on standing up...
[16:14] [SONG] FCC
    If you never give up the end
    can become a new beginning!
[16:20] [SONG] FCC
    Cruel and unfair as it may be,
    don't let it get you down...
[16:25] [SONG] FCC
    So that you can smile and wave goodbye...
[16:28] [SONG] FCC
    To all your hesitations!
[16:31] [SONG] FCC
    And dream a new dream!
[16:42] (Flashback) Yugiri
    If the alternative is having a successful
    show without you, Sakura-han...
[16:46] (Flashback) Yugiri
    We would rather go on
    stage and fail with you.
[16:49] (Flashback) Ai
    I don't think mistakes or
    failures are a bad thing.
[16:56] (Flashback) Kotaro
    I have what it takes!
[16:58] (Flashback) Kotaro
    Doesn't matter if you don't,
    as long as I do have what it takes!
[17:08] Kotaro
    Answer their feelings, Sakura.
[17:12] Kotaro
    Your true strength...
[17:15] Kotaro
    comes when you're up against the wall.
[17:18] Kotaro
    That's when it shows.
[17:24] [SONG] Sakura
    Rise up again!
[17:40] [SONG] FCC
    Blast past your sanctuary and
    what you'd gain or lose!
[17:44] [SONG] FCC
    Torn up as you may be, face forward,
    because those moments are the most real!
[17:50] [SONG] FCC
    Take your limits and your trauma,
    and move past it all!
[17:54] [SONG] FCC
    Hang in there even if it's
    by the skin of your teeth!
[17:59] [SONG] FCC
    Gamble it all on hope!
[18:04] [SONG] FCC
    And crawl your way up!
[18:44] [SONG] FCC
    Over and over, keep on standing up!
[18:49] [SONG] FCC
    If you never give up, the end
    can become a new beginning!
[18:54] [SONG] FCC
    Cruel and unfair as it may be,
    don't let it get you down!
[18:58] [SONG] FCC
    So that you can smile and wave goodbye...
[19:01] [SONG] FCC
    To all your hesitations!
[19:03] [SONG] FCC
    And dream a new dream!
[19:08] [SONG] FCC
    Rise up again!
[19:14] [SONG] FCC
    Rise up again!
[19:37] Deathmetal B
    Good stuff!
[19:38] Deathmetal A
    Franchouchou!
[19:40] Maria
    Number 2!
[19:44] Fans
    Number 1!
[19:55] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:01] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:01] Saki
    Sakura, did you...?
[20:03] Ai
    Are your memories are back?
[20:05] Sakura
    Yeah...
[20:06] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:07] Sakura
    Everyone, I'm really sorry for how I acted.
[20:10] Ai
    It's okay!
[20:11] Saki
    Damn it, girl, you had us worried!
[20:11] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:14] Lily
    No wonder you looked so sharp!
[20:16] Junko
    It really was a wonderful performance!
[20:17] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:19] Yugiri
    It's really good to have you back.
[20:23] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:24] Sakura
    Listen, if you really don't mind having
    me and all my bad luck around...
[20:29] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:29] Sakura
    Is it okay if we... as Franchouchou...
[20:32] Junko
    What are you saying?
[20:33] Ai
    Of course!
[20:34] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:36] Sakura
    Everyone...!
[20:37] Kotaro
    Damn it!
[20:39] Kotaro
    What the— What is this?!
    This bright eyed "we did it" stuff?!
[20:39] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:44] Kotaro
    You dumbass zombies!
[20:45] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:45] Kotaro
    Don't get it twisted, all right?!
[20:47] Kotaro
    You haven't even saved the
    tiniest bit of Saga yet!
[20:50] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[20:50] Kotaro
    Get that through your heads
    and give that crowd what they want!
[20:53] Kotaro
    Franchouchou's battle has only begun!
[20:57] Kotaro
    Now, go, go, go! Go, go, go-go, go!
[21:00] Death Metal A
    Number 0!
[21:00] Death Metal B
    Number 4!
[21:03] Maria
    Number 2!
[21:10] FCC
    Ready, go!
[21:16] [SONG] FCC
    Every day's kind of boring!
[21:18] [SONG] FCC
    Just can't get excited!
[21:21] [SONG] FCC
    You don't want to spend your
    youth like that, do you?
[21:27] [SONG] FCC
    The wind is always blowing!
[21:29] [SONG] FCC
    Blowing from somewhere, no matter what!
[21:32] [SONG] FCC
    So catch a hold of that
    wind and let it carry you!
[21:38] [SONG] FCC
    Don't be shy! There's nothing
    to be embarrassed about!
[21:43] [SONG] FCC
    Go, boys and girls!
[21:46] [SONG] FCC
    You only live once, you know?
[21:59] [SONG] FCC
    Let your flag fly high!
[22:02] FCC
    Let your flag fly high!
[22:05] [SONG] FCC
    Fluttering with all of
    your hopes and dreams!
[22:10] [SONG] FCC
    Say it loud for all to hear!
[22:15] [SONG] FCC
    A new day's about to begin
[22:17] [SONG] FCC
    And me—
[22:18] [SONG] FCC
    And you—
[22:18] [SONG] FCC
    Have a lot to be proud of!
[22:21] [SONG] FCC
    Let your flag fly high!
[22:24] FCC
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray, let's go!
[22:26] [SONG] FCC
    Look forward to who you become in the future!
[22:30] FCC
    Yes! You can do it!
[22:32] [SONG] FCC
    Walk on now with your head held high!
[22:35] FCC
    Hurray! Hurray! Hurray, let's go!
[22:36] [SONG] FCC
    There's no telling what happens the day
[22:39] [SONG] FCC
    that me
[22:39] [SONG] FCC
    and you
[22:40] [SONG] FCC
    meet once again!
[22:47] [SONG] FCC
    Ready, go!
[23:05] Sakura
    Saga!
[23:08] Sakura
    Good morning!
SIGN    Episode 12 Good Morning Again SAGA
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
SIGN    Sagazine Editorial Department
[23:23] Inubashi
    Okoba-san! How'd you like the
    pictures from the other day?
[23:27] Inubashi
    Huh? What you got there?
[23:31] Okoba
    I'm less sure by the minute...
[23:33] Okoba
    What the hell's going on here?

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E1 - Good Morning Returns SAGA

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[00:28] Ai
    Good morning.
[00:29] Clerk A
    Morning.
[00:29] Clerk B
    Good morning, San-chan.
[00:32] Background grannies
    Great weather today.
[00:33] Granny E
    San-chan!
[00:34] Background grannies
    Kinda weather that makes you wanna go out.
[00:35] Granny E
    Have you been eating aside from lunch?
[00:37] Background grannies
    Sure is.
[00:38] Ai
    Yes.
[00:39] Granny E
    You always look so sickly,
    it's got me worried.
[00:42] Granny A
    I know! I'll bring you some
    nori next chance I get.
[00:46] Granny A
    Doesn't get much more
    nutritious than Saga's nori!
[00:48] Ai
    Thank you.
[00:55] Chief
    Well, good morning everyone!
[00:57] Workers
    Good morning.
[00:59] Chief
    We've got a fine view of
    Imari Bay again today,
[01:03] Chief
    and the horseshoe crabs are looking lively.
[01:05] Chief
    I'm hoping you'll all cook, slice,
    and dry with the kinda pride
[01:10] Chief
    folks working for the only dried
    squid maker in Kyushu ought to have.
[01:13] Chief
    Time for the company anthem!
[01:15] Chief
    Leading us today is gonna be Tatsumi-kun.
[01:18] Chief
    If you could!
[01:20] Ai
    Right!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[01:31] [SONG] Employees
    The more you chew, the more flavor you get!
[01:35] [SONG] Employees
    And when you think there can't be
    more, you still get more flavor!
[01:38] [SONG] Employees
    That's what makes you really shine,
    and shine is just what you do!
[01:45] [SONG] Employees
    Leaving your hometown
[01:49] [SONG] Employees
    Oh-so far behind
[01:52] [SONG] Employees
    Heading on a journey, prepared to be eaten
[01:59] [SONG] Employees
    The spirit of squid!
[02:02] [SONG] Employees
    Will not be wasted on me!
[02:06] [SONG] Employees
    But the truth is, you couldn't
    have expected you'd be eaten one day
[02:14] [SONG] Employees
    They may say you're dried now
[02:17] [SONG] Employees
    But I will never forget your tears
[02:21] [SONG] Employees
    Even though there should be
    no way a squid could cry
[02:24] [SONG] Employees
    No, there shouldn't be at all!
[02:28] [SONG] Employees
    Cook it, pull it, dice it,
    and dry it up now!
[02:31] [SONG] Employees
    Cook it, pull it, dice it,
    and dry it up now!
[02:34] [SONG] Employees
    The spirit of squid!
[02:38] [SONG] Employees
    Will not be wasted on me!
[02:41] [SONG] Employees
    I love the dried squid
[02:45] [SONG] Employees
    From the Kojima Food Factory!
[03:01] Ai
    I'm back.
[03:03] Lily
    There you are!
[03:04] Sakura
    Welcome back, Ai-chan.
[03:05] Junko
    Welcome home.
[03:07] Ai
    I brought you guys something.
[03:08] Ai
    Tono-sama dried squid.
[03:09] Lily
    Yay!
[03:12] Sakura
    Tae-chan! Cut that out!
[03:14] Sakura
    We're all gonna share that!
[03:16] Sakura
    Enough!
[03:17] Saki
    Hey, Ai. The water's yours if you want it.
[03:19] Ai
    Thanks. I think I will.
[03:23] Sakura
    I'm glad nobody found out
    we're zombies today!
[03:26] Junko
    It's been surprisingly easy
    to keep it under wraps.
[03:29] Ai
    And we've all been working for a month now.
[03:31] Ai
    Should be fine as long as
    nothing crazy happens.
[03:34] Ai
    It's you two I'm worried about, Sakura.
[03:37] Sakura
    I'll be careful.
[03:39] Lily
    Tae-chan, manners!
[03:41] Ai
    If you think about it,
[03:43] Ai
    Yugiri probably needs to be most careful
    since she has a service job...
[03:47] Ai
    But I don't think we need to worry.
[03:49] Sakura
    She really took to it easily!
[03:51] Sakura
    Like she already had the right bearing.
[03:54] Lily
    Tae-chan, stop!
[03:54] Ai
    If we keep working, we should be
    able to get out of debt eventually!
[03:57] Lily
    Cut it out! No—
[03:58] Sakura
    Yeah!
[04:02] Sakura
    The girls of Franchouchou, in the
    last winter of the Heisei era,
[04:06] Sakura
    pulled off a show at Arpino
    with a 500-member audience.
SIGN    Franchouchou's Miracle Performance on a Snowy Evening
[04:09] Sakura
    After that, our profile
    blew up like a balloon,
[04:11] Sakura
    with our first CD selling like hotcakes!
[04:14] Sakura
    It was such a thrill to get to
    perform at a bunch of new venues!
[04:18] Sakura
    Then a month later...
SIGN    Concert
[04:20] (Flashback) Kotaro
    And boom!
[04:21] (Flashback) Kotaro
    We're barreling right into a show at the
    Ekimae Fudosan Stadium... EFS for short!
[04:26] (Flashback) Kotaro
    And then, once you've got the crowd on fire,
[04:29] (Flashback) Kotaro
    you'll blow them up with the new
    song as an encore, like boom!
[04:34] (Flashback) Kotaro
    Franchouchou's legend is going to
    keep blowing up like a cluster bomb!
SIGN    Ekimae Fudosan Stadium
[04:39] Sakura
    So, Franchouchou was on
    stage for a show at the EFS!
[04:42] Sakura
    And the result?
[04:47] Sakura
    We managed to sell 500 tickets
    of the 30,000-person venue.
[04:50] Sakura
    That's an attendance rate of 1.66%!
SIGN    Attendance Rate
[04:52] Sakura
    We bombed in the worst way
    any idol group can imagine!
SIGN    BOMBED
[04:55] Sakura
    Our performance was totally shaky,
[04:56] Sakura
    which meant no encore, and our new
    song was put back on the shelf...
[04:59] Sakura
    Plus, we ended up saddled with a huge debt!
[05:02] Sakura
    A-boo-hoo-hoo!
[05:05] (Flashback) Kotaro
    Is this hell?
SIGN    Franchouchou falls apart at EFS
[05:12] Sakura
    We might've had a huge disaster,
    but we still want to get on stage again!
[05:17] Sakura
    That's why we've all gotten jobs
    to pay off that debt!
[05:23] Sakura
    We're not gonna give up!
[05:25] Sakura
    As for our producer, Kotaro-san...
SIGN    Jofuku's Retreat
[05:33] Kotaro
    Pope's nose...!
[05:34] Kotaro
    Pope's nose! Why would you...
[05:36] Kotaro
    Why call it that?!
[05:37] Kotaro
    Oh, you want me to save Saga?
[05:40] Kotaro
    Gee, I wonder...
[05:41] Kotaro
    Hell no! It ain't happening!
[05:43] Kotaro
    Saga's doomed!
[05:45] Kotaro
    It's the Sagapocalypse!
[05:49] Kotaro
    That's... That's why I
    wanted to take Saga and...
[05:53] Kotaro
    Pope's nose!
[05:55] Kotaro
    Good grief! What must that feel like?!
[06:00] Lily
    Hey, Saga!
[06:02] Lily
    Time for your milk!
[06:07] Ai
    Come on, hold still!
[06:10] Sakura
    We keep trying, but it
    never turns out right...
[06:13] Saki
    It just doesn't have the lively look,
     y'know what I mean?
[06:17] Junko
    Well, we are dead, after all.
[06:20] Sakura
    I think Kotaro-san is the only one
    who can get the color right...
[06:24] Saki
    What the hell is wrong with Shades, anyway?
SIGN    One step at a time
SIGN    Return show!
SIGN    Get ready!
SIGN    Idols in progress
SIGN    Anniversary of our first show!
SIGN    We're all magical!
SIGN    You get stronger from every failure!
[06:27] Sakura
    I'll go check on him again.
[06:31] Sakura
    Good evening.
[06:33] Sakura
    Is he in?
[06:40] Sakura
    Kotaro-san! Wake up!
[06:43] Sakura
    Kotaro-san?
[06:45] Kotaro
    What the...?! So dark! I can't see a thing!
[06:48] Sakura
    That's because you grew
    your hair out too long!
[06:52] Kotaro
    Oh, it's Sakura. Again.
[06:54] Sakura
    It can't be healthy to act like this.
[06:57] Sakura
    Oh, and listen to this!
[06:59] Sakura
    We all worked hard and managed to get
[07:01] Sakura
    more money together for this
    month than we expected!
[07:06] Sakura
    Kotaro-san... what happened
    at the EFS was a real shame,
[07:12] Sakura
    but I think, in the end,
     it'll be a good experience for us!
[07:17] Sakura
    If we can get past this,
    I know we'll be even—
[07:19] Kotaro
    It's already over.
[07:21] Sakura
    We're not letting it end!
[07:22] Sakura
    I don't know when,
     but we'll pay off that debt!
[07:26] Sakura
    No matter how long it takes,
     we'll do our best and keep working!
[07:32] Kotaro
    Just go, okay?
[07:35] Sakura
    We've got a death metal show at Geil's soon.
[07:39] Sakura
    That was where we went on
    stage for the first time.
[07:41] Sakura
    We all decided to perform there again
    so Franchouchou could get a fresh start.
[07:46] Sakura
    We wanna sing the song we
    didn't get to at the EFS.
[07:51] Sakura
    So, please, come and see us.
[08:03] Kotaro
    What's with you?! Huh?!
[08:05] Kotaro
    You're all squinched up, like a pope's nose!
[08:08] Kotaro
    The chicken, I mean! Huh?!
[08:09] Kotaro
    Hey, Sakura, say, "I'm a pope's nose!"
[08:12] Kotaro
    Overhead toss!
[08:14] Sakura
    How can we get the old Kotaro-san back?
[08:19] Saki
    Being a total wreck for a
    whole month is pretty bad.
[08:22] Junko
    It's going to be hard for Franchouchou
    to operate without Tatsumi-san.
[08:28] Ai
    I'm just guessing here, but...
[08:31] Ai
    It might not be about the money.
[08:34] Yugiri
    You suppose there's something
    that he wouldn't tell us?
[08:37] Ai
    When you get down to it,
    it was weird that he wanted us
[08:40] Ai
    to perform at the EFS
    when he did in the first place.
[08:42] Junko
    Now that you mention it, I can't imagine
    why he thought it'd be a success...
[08:46] Sakura
    Maybe he was... in a hurry, or something?
[08:48] Saki
    For what?
[08:49] Sakura
    I dunno, but...
[08:51] Yugiri
    If Ai-han's on the right track
[08:53] Yugiri
    and we can figure out the details,
[08:55] Yugiri
    there may be a way to get through to him.
[08:58] Lily
    I wonder if we could find
    anything in Tatsumi's room.
[09:08] Junko
    It's open.
[09:10] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[09:12] Saki
    All right, time for a raid!
[09:13] Lily
    Yay!
[09:14] Sakura
    H-H-Hang on a sec!
[09:15] Saki
    Hey, hey, hey, check it out!
[09:26] Sakura
    Nobody break anything, okay?
[09:30] Sakura
    Ow, ow, ow...
[09:35] Sakura
    Oh, what do I do now?!
[09:40] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, like this!
[09:44] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, like this!
[09:47] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah woohoo—
    Wait, no, not like this...
SIGN    Encore
[09:50] Ai
    This is the song we were supposed
    to sing for the encore.
[09:50] Kotaro
    It's not "yeah, yeah, woohoo."
[09:52] Kotaro
    It's more like...
[09:53] Saki
    Guess it's a work-in-progress tape.
[09:54] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah....
[09:56] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[09:58] Kotaro
    Yeah, okay...
[09:59] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, like this!
[10:03] Ai
    This must be his usual process.
[10:06] Ai
    You can feel the passion.
[10:08] Saki
    Before he burned out, anyway.
[10:11] Lily
    We never figured out why
    he was in a rush, either.
[10:16] Sakura
    But now we know how he felt
    about the EFS show...
[10:20] Sakura
    Let's make sure Kotaro-san
    comes to our next one.
[10:24] Sakura
    If we can sing the encore we didn't before,
    maybe he'll turn back to normal.
[10:30] Sakura
    If he feels better, maybe we'll understand!
[10:33] Junko
    That might be the most effective way.
[10:36] Saki
    No other way about it. We're gonna
    hit him where it feels good!
[10:40] FCC
    Yeah!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Snacks!
[11:14] Yugiri
    Here you are.
[11:17] Cop
    Reporting in after another day
    defending order in Saga!
[11:21] Cop
    The drinks you pour me after
    days like these taste so sweet!
[11:26] Yugiri
    I'm hoping you continue to
    take good care of Saga.
[11:31] Cop
    Of course! I'll be here
    to see you every night!
[11:35] Cop
    Those eyes... makes me wanna arrest 'em!
[11:39] Kotaro
    Never been here before!
[11:46] Kotaro
    Wrong bar.
SIGN    Bar Chinatsu
[12:06] Yugiri
    Kotaro-han...
[12:08] Yugiri
    You're drinking too much.
[12:10] Kotaro
    Wrong...
[12:12] Yugiri
    Excuse me?
[12:13] Kotaro
    I was wrong...
[12:16] Kotaro
    I was wrong...
[12:19] Kotaro
    I was so wrong...
[12:25] Ai
    Okay, if we can pull that off
     on stage, we'll be good to go.
[12:29] Saki
    No reason we can't!
[12:31] Sakura
    That just leaves Kotaro-san...
[12:35] Saki
    We never heard from him, huh?
[12:38] Junko
    After what Yugiri-san told us
    about how he was last night...
[12:41] Yugiri
    He was coming apart at the seams.
[12:44] Sakura
    I don't want any of you to worry.
[12:47] Sakura
    I'm gonna go bring him in.
[12:50] Sakura
    The rest of you should get ready!
[12:52] Sakura
    The show is tonight.
[12:58] Sakura
    Please, hear me out!
[13:00] Kotaro
    I already told you to do whatever you want.
[13:02] Sakura
    I'm only asking you to show up!
[13:04] Sakura
    Me and the others want to sing
    your songs a whole lot more!
[13:10] Sakura
    We want to keep being idols!
[13:14] Kotaro
    There is nothing more I can do.
[13:20] Sakura
    What happened to you?
[13:24] Sakura
    Do you remember what you said?
[13:27] (Flashback) Kotaro
    I have what it takes!
[13:29] (Flashback) Kotaro
    I will never abandon you!
[13:32] Sakura
    Where did that Kotaro-san go?
[13:37] Kotaro
    Guess I had less than I thought...
[13:40] Sakura
    You're such a jerk! I don't care anymore!
[13:58] Sakura
    We're going to have to make this show
    a success, even without Kotaro-san.
[14:10] Death Dude A
    We don't come around for a while and now
    the whole club's filled with new folks.
[14:14] Death Dude B
    I hope Franchouchou is gonna be okay.
[14:16] Death Dude B
    This is a heck of a spot to play
    after what happened at the EFS...
[14:20] Death Dude A
    Just goes to show how important
    this show's gonna be.
[14:23] Death Dude A
    Which means all we gotta do is support them!
[14:25] Death Dude B
    True enough!
[14:31] Crowd
    Idols?
[14:33] Crowd
    What the hell?
[14:34] Death Dude A
    Franchouchou!
[14:35] Death Dude B
    We've been waiting!
[14:39] Crowd
    Are these chicks for real?
[14:40] Crowd
    Come on, get on with it!
[14:42] Crowd
    What's their deal?
[14:43] Saki
    Hey, we're Franchouchou!
[14:47] Saki
    Uh, a little while back, we
    tried to do a show at the EFS
[14:51] Saki
    and, well, we couldn't let it end like that!
[14:54] Saki
    So, next time, we're gonna pull it off!
[14:56] Saki
    Today is gonna be our
    first step towards that.
[14:59] Saki
    We're gonna give you our best shot!
     Thanks for coming!
[15:11] Ai
    We've done a lot of shows this size before.
[15:15] Ai
    We'll pull this one off and get
    over what happened at the EFS!
[15:20] Sakura
    It'll be okay... It'll be okay.
[15:30] Xufu
    How long are you going to darken
    my bar with that sorry look?
[15:34] Kotaro
    Do you serve the customers
     verbal abuse here?
[15:37] Xufu
    My real customers don't sleep here
    because they're scared of going home.
[15:42] Xufu
    You said you were done, right? With this...
[15:45] Xufu
    Genkai Zombie Energy Park Project of yours.
[15:48] Kotaro
    It's called the Zombie Land Saga Project.
[15:51] Xufu
    Yeah, that.
[15:52] Xufu
    It was a crazy scheme in the
    first place... Zombies as idols?
[15:58] Xufu
    I'm sure your Saga-ettes
    will get over it, too.
[16:02] Xufu
    They'll look back on their undeaths
    and think of it as a fun memory.
[16:06] Kotaro
    The group name is "Franchouchou."
[16:07] Xufu
    They'll be able to go on and
    have normal lives as zombies.
[16:12] Xufu
    Well, technically they're not ali—
[16:13] Kotaro
    There's a hard deadline on this project!
[16:17] Kotaro
    After making the biggest
    screwup any idol group could
[16:20] Kotaro
    and getting stuck with massive debt...
[16:22] Kotaro
    Even you should know that
    there won't be enough time
[16:25] Kotaro
    to pull it off.
[16:27] Xufu
    Please.
[16:30] Xufu
    You've already demanded more than
    is reasonable of those girls,
[16:33] Xufu
    and they managed to pull it off.
[16:36] Xufu
    So, if you say it can't be done...
[16:40] Xufu
    Well, it probably can't, then.
[16:43] Xufu
    This whole thing started
    because of what you wanted.
[16:46] Xufu
    Why not let it end when you want?
[16:49] Xufu
    Go on and tell them,
     "I've got no faith in the Saga-ettes."
[16:54] Xufu
    "You Saga-ettes are all washed up."
[17:06] Kotaro
    It's not the Saga-ettes...
[17:10] Kotaro
    It's Franchouchou!
[17:21] Xufu
    Yeah, that.
[17:58] Ai
    This is bad. It's gonna have
    the opposite effect...
[18:01] Crowd
    Y'all done yet? Then get off the stage!
[18:03] Saki
    We've still got another song left!
[18:06] Crowd
    Sing it somewhere else, then!
[18:10] Stagehand
    You gals done or what?
[18:12] Lily
    What should we do?
[18:13] Saki
    We're not backing off after coming this far!
[18:15] Junko
    But... in this atmosphere...
[18:18] Saki
    Damn it.
[18:20] Ai
    Sakura...
[18:22] Sakura
    No... after we all got on stage again...
[18:27] Sakura
    It can't end like this...
[18:36] Sakura
    Kotaro-san!
[18:37] Kotaro
    Encore!
[18:40] Kotaro
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[18:46] Kotaro
    Encore! Encore!
[18:47] Crowd
    Who the hell are you?
[18:49] Crowd
    Shut up!
[18:50] Kotaro
    Come on, folks! All together now!
[18:52] Kotaro
    Encore! En—
[18:53] Crowd
    I said shut it!
[18:55] Sakura
    Kotaro-san!
[18:58] Kotaro
    Wow, that didn't hurt!
[19:00] Kotaro
    Encore! Encore!
[19:03] Crowd
    Enough!
[19:04] Kotaro
    Encore...!
[19:07] Death Metal Dudes
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[19:11] Crowd
    Quit screwing around!
[19:17] Crowd
    Damn you—
[19:19] Death Metal Dude A
    Been a while since we got into it!
[19:22] Death Metal Dude B
    Let's kick some ass!
[19:24] Crowd
    Bring it on, then!
[19:31] Saki
    Gimme ten seconds with these clowns...
[19:33] Sakura
    Saki-chan!
[19:34] Kotaro
    What do you think you're doing?!
[19:36] Kotaro
    You're idols, so sing!
[19:39] Kotaro
    Be heard!
[19:40] Kotaro
    Let me hear the first cry as you're reborn!
[19:45] Sakura
    Kotaro-san...
[19:47] Kotaro
    Sing!
[19:52] Sakura
    Let's sing, everyone.
[19:55] Sakura
    Let's sing!
[19:56] Kotaro
    There goes the kick!
[19:58] Kotaro
    Music, start!
[20:33] [SONG] Franchouchou
    There's no turning back the clock,
    just facing what's happened
[20:36] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Take those past glories
    and just leave them be
[20:39] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Just hang on tight
[20:41] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Never give up again
[20:43] [SONG] Franchouchou
    If you wanna make sure
    your loss has meaning
[20:47] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Get on your feet
[20:48] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Shake yourself off
[20:48] [SONG] Franchouchou
    No matter how battered you are
[20:50] [SONG] Franchouchou
    After swallowing the pain
[20:52] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Could you stand up again?
[20:54] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Why worry about when to give up?
[20:58] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Do you really want to go out on a whimper?
[21:01] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Bet on a comeback
[21:03] [SONG] Franchouchou
    No matter how many times you fall
[21:04] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Take deferred and stockpiled dreams
[21:06] [SONG] Franchouchou
    And shout them out!
[21:15] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Even if it's a fight with no chance to win
[21:18] [SONG] Franchouchou
    That doesn't change the dream
    or how bad you want it!
[21:22] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Atone for
[21:23] [SONG] Franchouchou
    your surrender
[21:24] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Retract your
[21:25] [SONG] Franchouchou
    retreat and
[21:26] [SONG] Franchouchou
    plan for
[21:27] [SONG] Franchouchou
    the revolution
[21:28] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Rejoin and
[21:29] [SONG] Franchouchou
    start again
[21:30] [SONG] Franchouchou
    The disappointment
[21:30] [SONG] Franchouchou
    of failure,
[21:31] [SONG] Franchouchou
    the mistakes
[21:32] [SONG] Franchouchou
    and regrets,
[21:33] [SONG] Franchouchou
    can all be thrown into the fire
    that signals the new start!
[21:38] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Even if the whole world gives up on you,
    keep fighting as long as you breathe!
[21:45] [SONG] Franchouchou
    The will
[21:46] [SONG] Franchouchou
    and the passion
[21:47] [SONG] Franchouchou
    To return
[21:48] [SONG] Franchouchou
    and fight back
[21:49] [SONG] Franchouchou
    Are what you need to shine
    bright and blaze on!
[22:20] Death Metal Dudes
    Awesome!
[22:32] Ai
    That had to be the worst
    show I've ever been in.
[22:35] Junko
    Could you even really call it a concert?
[22:37] Saki
    Eh, close enough, right?
[22:40] Lily
    Not even.
[22:41] Yugiri
    Still, I wouldn't say it's far
    from what we're known for.
[22:44] Saki
    No doubt.
[22:47] Saki
    Sakura!
[22:49] Sakura
    S-Sorry! I wasn't listening!
[22:51] Saki
    Damn it, girl. You wanna die?
[23:10] Kotaro
    Good morning, everyone!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Good Morning Returns SAGA
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Sakura
    Sakura here!
SIGN    TV Report
[23:26] Sakura
    Things are as crazy as ever around here,
SIGN    White Ryu
[23:28] Sakura
    but being able to sing together
    again makes me so happy!
[23:30] Sakura
    We're gonna make this revenge happen!
[23:32] Sakura
    Next time on Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
Episode 2:
[23:35] Sakura
    "The SAGA of an Almost-Broken Radio."
SIGN    Episode 2: The SAGA of an Almost-Broken Radio
[23:36] Sakura
    Be sure to watch!

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E2 - The SAGA of an Almost-Broken Radio

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[00:00] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga Revenge*,
[00:03] Sakura
    we did a show at the EFS, but it bombed,
    and we were in big trouble!
[00:05] Sakura
    We were working part-time jobs while waiting*
    for Kotaro-san and his new long hair,
[00:08] Sakura
    but he never showed up
    and I'd finally had enough!
[00:10] Sakura
    We decided to put on a show to relaunch
    the group after the EFS disaster,
[00:14] Sakura
    and hairy Kotaro-san showed up
    just to get his butt kicked!
[00:16] Sakura
    Seeing that helped us get back in the groove
    and we managed to pull the show off!
[00:20] Sakura
    Our revenge really begins now!
[00:22] Sakura
    These seven lives that ended in Saga
    have been reborn with zombie bodies!
[00:25] Sakura
    Even if they say it can't be done,
    we'll sing and dance!
[00:27] ---
    Because if Franchouchou
    can't do it, who will?!
[00:39] Ai
    What is it, Sakura?
[00:41] Sakura
    I just got kinda nervous once I realized
    we're going to be active idols again...
[00:46] Ai
    That's okay.
[00:48] Ai
    Getting used to things is important,
    but you still need to have a bit of tension.
[00:51] Lily
    What exactly is Saki-chan doing there?
[00:57] Saki
    You gotta have power to
    sing and dance too, right?
[00:59] Saki
    And we're trying to take over
    the whole damn country.
[01:02] Sakura
    You really think exercising is
    gonna matter for zombies...?
[01:04] Saki
    Of course it does!
[01:05] Saki
    Think about how good Saganship worked.
[01:08] Saki
    A little bit of work and
    I'm gonna be ripped.
[01:13] Sakura
    Down I go...
[01:14] Yugiri
    Come on!
[01:16] Sakura
    And again!
[01:16] Junko
    Saki-san has a real talent
    for pulling people along.
[01:17] Yugiri
    That's the way!
[01:18] Sakura
    Oof...
[01:19] Yugiri
    Again!
[01:20] Ai
    Something about her passion is infectious.
[01:29] Intro
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[01:31] Intro
    A lowest point? Starting over from zero?
    That's just part of the saga.
[01:34] Intro
    Even if we burn out in the process,
    we'll make it come true!
[01:36] Intro
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
SIGN    The SAGA of an Almost-Broken Radio
[02:57] Kotaro
    Good morning. There's been an incident.
[03:01] Kotaro
    As all of Japan celebrates
    the start of the Reiwa era,
[03:04] Kotaro
    a tiny portion of Saga is celebrating
    news of the return of Franchouchou.
[03:09] Kotaro
    Let's get some comments.
[03:10] Kotaro
    Miss Four, do you have any thoughts
    to share about getting back to work?
[03:14] Junko
    I-I think it'll be important to make
    up for the month we took off...
[03:20] Kotaro
    Miss Three, what kind of activities are you
    considering to make up for the lost time?
[03:26] Ai
    We'll still need to do our usual jobs,
    but also try new ones, right?
[03:33] Kotaro
    Miss One, what would be an
    example of these new jobs?
[03:36] Sakura
    I-I dunno!
[03:38] Sakura
    Maybe acting?
[03:47] Sakura
    Or going on...
[03:48] Sakura
    Going on stage and doing comedy skits?
[03:49] Kotaro
    The answer is going on TV!
[03:52] Kotaro
    Right now, you need to play up
    your return to a wide audience
[03:56] Kotaro
    and do it with as big an impact as possible!
[03:59] Kotaro
    Bottom line is, nothing is gonna
    compare to TV for that kinda thing!
[04:02] Kotaro
    You knucklehead zombie!
[04:08] Saki
    Give it a rest! This whole damn
    mess is is your fault, anyway!
[04:12] Kotaro
    That was a violation of zombie conduct
    standards, I'll have you know...
[04:15] Ai
    Don't you have something
    you need to explain to us?
[04:17] Kotaro
    Oh, this is so terrifying!
    It's zombie harassment!
[04:21] Kotaro
    I'll sue!
[04:22] Kotaro
    It's an abuse of zombie power dynamics!
[04:23] Kotaro
    So, if you want to avoid civil court,
[04:25] Kotaro
    you'd better pull off this big job that the
    great Kotaro Tatsumi landed for you all!
SIGN    "TV Reporters"
[04:29] Kotaro
    Ta-da!
[04:32] Kotaro
    You're all going to be doing a segment on
    the tourism hotspot, Yutoku Inari Shrine!
[04:37] Lily
    We all get to be on TV?
[04:39] Yugiri
    Your Pappy might even get to see you.
[04:42] Kotaro
    And this isn't just any segment...
[04:45] Kotaro
    There's going to be an additional guest.
[04:48] Kotaro
    The White Ryu is going to be there, too!
[04:52] Sakura
    White... who?
[04:55] Kotaro
    White Ryu!
SIGN    White Ryu
[04:57] Kotaro
    In addition to his music career,
[04:59] Kotaro
    he was also the host of a late-night
    radio program that started in 1992,
[05:02] Kotaro
    So Saga Can Be Saga, which was
    popular all over the country.
[05:06] Kotaro
    He's a Saga-bred legendary rock star!
[05:09] (Flashback) Ryu
    The answers you're looking for
    can all be found in Saga!
[05:15] Saki
    You're talking about the Ryu-san!
[05:17] Kotaro
    Indeed. It's been thirty years
    since he made his debut,
[05:20] Kotaro
    but he continues to broadcast his
    message to the youth from Saga!
[05:25] Saki
    He's so damn awesome!
[05:26] Sakura
    I didn't know we had a
    celebrity like that in Saga.
[05:30] Saki
    You wanna die?
[05:32] Kotaro
    Listen up, people!
[05:34] Kotaro
    Get out there, show people you're back,
     and schmooze with a real Saga legend!
[05:39] Saki
    When?! When's this happening?!
[05:42] Both
    Right now!
[05:49] PA
    If you take a stroll through
    the shopping district,
[05:52] PA
    you'll get a nice view of the shrine.
[05:54] PA
    We'll have some nice cue cards for you,
    so we're counting on you for a nice job.
[05:58] Sakura
    I-It's a pleasure to work with you!
[06:17] Saki
    Huh... He looks different...
[06:31] Saga
    Sorry about the holdup.
[06:33] Saga
    The wind blowing down from
    Kyogatake gave me pause.
[06:37] Saki
    It's really him! No doubt about it!
[06:41] Lily
    Lame.
SIGN    Do a nice job
[06:44] Sakura
    H-Hello, everyone!
[06:46] Sakura
    This is Franchouchou,
     and we're back on the scene again.
[06:49] Sakura
    Today, we're here at Yutoku
     Inari Shrine with White Ryu-san!
[06:54] Sakura
    Um, do you visit places like this often?
[06:58] Ryu
    If you're asking me, the answer's yes.
[07:01] Ryu
    But if you're asking the winds
    of Saga... the answer's yes.
[07:06] Saki
    Yes!
[07:08] Ai
    Sakura, cue card!
SIGN    Do a nice segue into going around
[07:12] Sakura
    R-Right! Um... nice how?
SIGN    Wooden Swords
[07:20] Ai
    This shopping district prides itself
    on its one-of-a-kind merchandise.
[07:23] Ai
    Every unique shop has
    its own signature items!
[07:26] Lily
    Wow! Let's check it out!
SIGN    Stars of the Ariake Sea
    Mudskippers
[07:35] Saki
    Whatcha looking at, Ryu-san?
[07:37] Ryu
    Check it.
[07:38] Ryu
    These mudskippers are trapped in
    the society called an aquarium.
[07:42] Ryu
    They're just like you gals, struggling
    with the rage of being contained.
[07:46] Saki
    For real! That's just like us!
[07:49] Ryu
    I wanna give these little
    fellas a path to freedom.
[07:52] Ryu
    How much?
[07:53] Clerk
    Those are actually my pets.
[07:55] Clerk
    You're gonna have to settle for the chopstick
    rest version. They're 500 yen a piece.
[08:03] Saki
    Freedom!
[08:06] PA
    You think this is nice enough?
[08:09] Producer
    I figure they seem to be having
    a good time. It should work.
[08:12] Sakura
    That's a really colorful shrine!
[08:14] Lily
    It's so cute, like a toy!
[08:17] Yugiri
    Cuts a different figure than the
    Kurou Inari we had in Yoshiwara.
SIGN    Have a nice chat about the marriage god
[08:23] Sakura
    Um, say, Number Four?
[08:25] Junko
    What is it?
[08:26] Sakura
    That's supposed to be a shrine for the god of marriage! Let's check it out!
[08:29] Junk
    M-Marri—?! No, thank you!
SIGN    Take a nice visit to the main shrine
[08:37] Sakura
    You think zombie prayers count?
[08:40] Ai
    I'm sure the gods are
     surprised we're even here.
SIGN    Time for a nice wrap-up
[08:47] Sakura
    And so, we're just about out of time.
[08:49] Ryu
    Hold it.
[08:51] Ryu
    It's true that the light shines
    on this part of Yutoku Inari,
[08:56] Ryu
    but if you let that light dazzle you,
[08:59] Ryu
    you'll never reach the destination that awaits
    those who struggle through the darkness...
[09:05] Saki
    What do you mean?!
[09:06] Ryu
    These days, the glitz and bustle of the
    big city can cover up the truth...
[09:12] Ryu
    If you're willing to crawl to get to
    that truth, I'll show you the way.
SIGN    Elevator
    
     Descending Stairs
    
    
     300 Yen
SIGN    Inner Temple
[09:20] Ryu
    To the inner temple!
[09:22] Saki
    The inner... temple!
[09:24] Producer
    Uh, Ryu-san, I figure the inner temple
    is gonna make for a rougher shoot...
[09:27] Saki
    You gotta let us go!
[09:29] Saki
    We're free now!
[09:33] Producer
    I figured...
[09:39] Sakura
    This is a real climb!
[09:41] Ai
    I can only imagine how hard
    it'd be if we were alive.
[09:44] Saki
    Just you wait, inner temple!
[09:55] Saki
    Holy crap!
[09:57] Ai
    You can see all the way to the Ariake Sea!
[10:01] Saki
    Ryu-san?! You okay?!
[10:09] Ryu
    Grasping hold of something real...
    is never easy...
[10:15] Saki
    Ryu-san!
[10:21] Producer
    I figure that's perfect!
[10:23] PA
    Looks nice!
[10:25] Crew
    The Franchouchou girls are doing a
    decent job keeping up with Ryu-san.
[10:29] PA
    I seriously have no idea what that
    guy's saying, even if I pay attention.
[10:34] Sakura
    Saki-chan, you can't get mad!
[10:37] Saki
    Damn it!
[10:41] Saki
    Ryu-san's words are like fists fulla soul!
[10:44] Saki
    You don't use your ears! You gotta
    feel what he says in here!
[10:50] Saki
    I gotta go!
[10:51] Sakura
    Saki-chan?!
[10:53] Saki
    'Scuse me!
[10:55] Saki
    Um... getting to meet you today was...
[10:59] Saki
    I mean, you rock, Ryu-san!
[11:01] Sakura
    Thank you so much.
[11:04] Ryu
    I think we had a good wind blowing today.
[11:07] Saki
    I haven't caught your show in a while,
    but I'm gonna listen again soon!
[11:12] Ryu
    It'll be waiting for you.
[11:14] Saki
    Thanks!
[11:17] Ryu
    Not that I'm gonna be there
     much longer myself.
[11:22] Ryu
    Things change with time, y'know?
[11:24] Saki
    H-Hang on a sec!
[11:26] Saki
    That show, it's...
[11:29] Ryu
    Don't sweat it. The answers you're
    looking for can still be found in Saga!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Got it~!!
[11:53] Sakura
    Saki-chan's been like that
    ever since we got back...
[11:56] Lily
    You think she liked that old guy?
[11:59] Junko
    Th-That's...
[12:01] Ai
    You mean romantically?
[12:02] Junko
    Romance...
[12:03] Lily
    It's not that weird, is it?
[12:05] Yugiri
    The heart's the same,
    whether you're human or zombie.
[12:08] Junko
    Being zombies is one thing, but we're idols!
[12:12] Lily
    Idols aren't allowed to like someone?
[12:16] Junko
    We're not, right?!
[12:17] Lily
    I think it'd be fine, as long
    as it helps you shine brighter.
[12:21] Junko
    You do?!
[12:23] Ai
    It's hard to refute out of hand.
[12:25] Junko
    It is?!
[12:27] Ai
    I mean, actually getting into a
    relationship would be different...
[12:30] Ai
    But even in your day, idols would
    get together in secret, Junko.
[12:36] Junko
    Is that true?!
[12:37] Sakura
    Did you have a crush on somebody, Ai-chan?!
[12:40] Ai
    Of course not!
[12:42] Lily
    I love all of humanity,
[12:44] Lily
    because they all love me!
[12:47] Yugiri
    Make sure to include me in that number.
[12:50] Sakura
    Let's just give Saki some space for now.
[12:57] Ryu
    This one's from "Saga P.D.'s Dirty Harry."
[13:01] Ryu
    You again, pal? "Good evening, Ryu-san."
[13:04] Ryu
    "Lately there's a lady working at my
    usual bar who talks all old-timey..."
[13:10] Ryu
    "And from the looks she gives,
     I think she's into me."
[13:15] Ryu
    You're all mixed up!
[13:16] Ryu
    Time for a song! This one's White
    Ryu's "Do You Hate Windy Days"?
[13:21] Sakura
    Saki-chan.
[13:23] Saki
    Sorry for worrying you guys.
[13:27] Saki
    I learned about Ryu-san when
    I was in middle school...
[13:32] Saki
    Back then... I thought the whole
    damn world was against me.
[13:37] Saki
    The teachers, the other students...
[13:39] Saki
    Whenever I wouldn't take their
    crap, they tried to get rid of me.
[13:44] Saki
    So I fought with everything I had, like it
    was the only way to prove I was out there...
[13:51] Saki
    And that was when it happened.
[14:02] Ryu
    No matter who you are, it's rough
    not knowing where you belong.
[14:07] Ryu
    But it's times like that you gotta
    keep your eyes, and your ears, open.
[14:11] Ryu
    You're gonna find somebody who
    feels the same way you do.
[14:15] Ryu
    Even now, me talking with you like
    this means you're not alone.
[14:20] Ryu
    Over time, you might forget all about me.
[14:23] Ryu
    But running into you like this,
    and getting to know you?
[14:28] Ryu
    That's something I'll never forget.
[14:30] Ryu
    And, if you ever feel nervous or alone,
    this'll be a place you can come back to.
[14:36] (Flashback) Fisher
    That's mine...
[14:50] Ryu
    You're gonna find somebody who
    feels the same way you do.
[14:56] Saki
    That's how I found Reiko.
[14:59] Saki
    And now I'm a zombie,
     running with you and the others.
[15:05] Saki
    If it wasn't for Ryu-san, who the
    hell knows what would've happened...
[15:10] Saki
    Nah. No, I just can't accept this!
[15:28] Dirty harry
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[15:33] Dirty harry
    Hey, get back here! No riding double!
[15:55] Ryu
    Next up, we've got a request for an encore.
[15:57] Ryu
    White Ryu with "Do You Hate Windy Days?"
[16:03] Saki
    'Scuse us!
[16:12] Ryu
    Two little kittens...
    but they don't look lost.
[16:16] Reporter 2
    Did you hear that Franchouchou was back?
[16:20] Reporter
    Yeah, they posted about it.
[16:24] Reporter
    That's disgusting, man...
[16:28] Ryu
    Okay. Seems like we've got
    a hot wind blowing today.
[16:32] Ryu
    Let me introduce you to our surprise guests.
[16:34] Saki
    I'm Franchouchou's Number Two!
    Nice to be here!
[16:37] Sakura
    I'm F-Franchouchou's Number One!
    Sorry to intrude!
[16:43] Ryu
    So, what's up?
[16:45] Saki
    I can't let this show end!
[16:48] Saki
    There's plenty of folks in Saga who
    don't know what to do with themselves.
[16:51] Saki
    Hell, Saga itself doesn't know what to do!
[16:54] Saki
    If you quit the radio, Ryu-san...
[16:56] Saki
    What's gonna happen to them...
    to Saga's smoldering heart?
[17:01] Saki
    The only reason I'm an idol now
    is because I had this show!
[17:05] Saki
    There are people like me out there in Saga...
[17:09] Saki
    Nah! All over Japan! There're tons of us!
[17:12] Saki
    So, I'm begging you!
    You gotta keep the show going!
[17:15] Saki
    You need to be here for people to turn to!
[17:18] Ryu
    That's the thing. They need
    a place to turn to, not me.
[17:24] Ryu
    I wasn't just gonna split.
[17:26] Ryu
    I wanted to leave this place to someone with
    the passion in their soul to manage it...
[17:31] Ryu
    Hell, look at how droopy
    this thing's gotten.
[17:34] Saki
    Yeah, but who—
[17:36] Ryu
    The answer is always in Saga!
[17:41] Ryu
    You gals are taking over this radio show.
[17:47] Saki
    H-Hang on a sec...
[17:49] Ryu
    You're here right now in front of me.
[17:51] Ryu
    What more reason do I need?
[17:54] Saki
    Ryu-san...
[17:55] Ryu
    You've got the kinda spark
    that lights a fire in folks.
[17:59] Ryu
    It's not just about Franchouchou.
[18:01] Ryu
    You're gonna be a leader to all of Saga!
[18:06] Saki
    The leader of Franchouchou, Number Two!
[18:09] Saki
    I'm going to be following in Ryu-san's
    footsteps, taking over this radio show!
[18:15] Staff
    They sure seem to be settling this
    without asking anybody else...
[18:18] Staff
    Don't blink. You'll miss seeing Saga history!
[18:24] Ryu
    Saga's in your hands now.
[18:29] Saki
    Hey... What are you gonna do now?
[18:33] Ryu
    The wind from Kyogatake is pushing me on.
[18:37] Ryu
    It wants me to tell the
    whole world about Saga.
[18:45] Saki
    Ryu-san... I... I love you!
[18:52] Ryu
    Don't be dumb.
[18:54] Ryu
    I'm not the one who needs
    that passion now.
[18:58] Ryu
    It's everyone who doesn't know what to do...
     No, it's Saga itself that needs you.
[19:04] Saki
    Right.
[19:08] Ryu
    Look me up when you're a bit older
    and have grown into fine women.
[19:30] Sakura
    He was really cool, huh?
[19:33] Saki
    I bet Reiko probably met a guy like him...
[19:38] Sakura
    He said we'd see him again, huh?
[19:41] Saki
    When I'm a bit older, huh...
[19:44] Sakura
    Saki-chan?
[19:46] Saki
    Except, no matter how long passes,
[19:48] Saki
    I'm never gonna grow up...
    into a fine woman, huh?
[19:51] Saki
    Since we're zombies!
[19:56] Saki
    Huh? What the...?
[20:02] Sakura
    Saki-chan!
[20:04] Sakura
    Oh, what do I do, what do I do?!
[20:10] Saki
    I don't get it, man...
[20:37] Saki
    Come on, what're you crying for?
[20:40] Sakura
    Because... you were...!
[20:44] Saki
    Sorry, sorry. Quit crying! Okay?
[20:52] Saki
    You're drying up! This is seriously bad!
[20:54] Saki
    Aw, crap, this is really bad!
[20:56] Saki
    Come on, Sakura, you're gonna be a mummy!
[21:01] Fans
    We heard the show! It's up to you now!
[21:04] Fans
    We're rooting for you gals!
[21:06] Saki
    As leader of Franchouchou,
    I've been up here letting my soul burn.
[21:11] Saki
    From now on, so that I can lead all of Saga,
[21:14] Saki
    my soul's gonna be blazing brighter
    than ever when I'm on stage!
[21:17] Saki
    If I do that, no matter where they are,
[21:20] Saki
    anyone who's lost is gonna be
    able to see my soul burning!
[21:22] Saki
    Just like Lake Imari's breakwater
    lighthouse, over in Uranosaki!
[21:27] Saki
    So, here we go! "Do You Hate Windy Days?"
[21:35] Saki
    I wanna see you all get fired up!
[21:37] Saki
    Let's go!
[21:38] Saki
    Come on and make some noise!
[21:40] Saki
    Let's go!
[21:41] Saki
    The whole world was your enemy
[21:43] Saki
    And it had you spitting mad
[21:46] Saki
    But the nights were still sweet,
    and you had the feeling
[21:49] Saki
    That something wild was about to happen
[21:53] Saki
    You're a lot like me, and we
    headed to the drive-in together
[21:58] Saki
    And for some reason even the
    light shining in the sky
[22:01] Saki
    Pissed you off enough to
    have you staring it down
[22:04] Saki
    Ah, but you know,
     someday you're gonna understand
[22:10] Saki
    Ah, but I know,
    someday you'll be different
[22:16] Saki
    One day you'll be the kinda person who
[22:19] Saki
    Can love who they used to be!
[22:23] Saki
    Do you hate windy days?!
[22:29] Saki
    We've got way more than this,
     don't you even joke!
[22:35] Saki
    The same way that love can just be love
[22:41] Saki
    You just need to be you!
[22:46] Saki
    And so, it's time to wrap up So Saga
    Can Be Saga
, featuring Franchouchou.
[22:50] Saki
    You just need to be you!
[22:52] Saki
    If you ever feel worried or alone,
    make your way on back here.
[22:57] Saki
    We're always gonna be on the airwaves
    for you, so don't sweat it!
[23:02] Saki
    Keep those eyes and ears open!
[23:05] Saki
    Take your soul in your fist, and raise it up!
[23:12] Saki
    And don't forget: the answers you're
    looking for can always be found in Saga.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Saki
    Saki here!
[23:26] Saki
    I'm gonna carry Saga's burning soul forward!
[23:29] Saki
    We're gonna go for a real impact this time!
[23:31] Saki
    Next time on Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
Episode 3:
SIGN    Episode 3: The Acoustic SAGA of Love and Youth
[23:34] Saki
    "The Acoustic SAGA of Love and Youth."
[23:36] Saki
    Check it out!

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E3 - The Acoustic SAGA of Love and Youth

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[00:00] Sakura
    Last time on Zombie Land Saga Revenge*,
[00:02] Sakura
    we somehow managed to get back*
    into doing the idol thing!
[00:05] Sakura
    Our first TV appearance
    in a while was co-hosting
[00:07] Sakura
    a segment with Saga's own
    rock star, White Ryu-san!
[00:10] Sakura
    Saki-chan has looked up
    to him for a long time,
[00:12] Sakura
    so she was really touched
    and really out of control!
[00:14] Sakura
    Could it be... love? Oh, my!
[00:15] Sakura
    But then, after Saki-chan learned
    Ryu-san's radio show was going to end,
[00:18] Sakura
    she went on a real tear!
[00:20] Sakura
    Saki-chan opened up about
    her passionate feelings,
[00:22] Sakura
    and Ryu-san entrusted her with his!
[00:24] Sakura
    Now, Franchouchou is going
    to be hosting his radio show,
[00:27] Sakura
    So Saga Can Be Saga!
     Now, Saga, burn bright!*
SIGN    Iron Frill
SIGN    Iron Frill
[00:51] Ai*
    Synchronized moves at this level...
[00:54] Ai
    are probably still beyond us.
[00:57] Iron Frill
    What happiness means
[01:10] Sakura
    Ai-chan!
[01:11] Sakura
    Kotaro-san's about to get out of the bath...
[01:14] Junko
    Ai-san?
[01:15] Ai
    I-It's nothing! I was almost done.
[01:18] Junko
    What were you looking up?
[01:23] Ai
    All kinds of stuff.
[01:25] Kotaro
    Don't eat that! It's not for eating!
[01:28] Kotaro
    Hold it right there, Tae!
[01:33] Intro
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[01:35] Intro
    A lowest point? Starting over from zero?
    That's just part of the saga.
[01:38] Intro
    Even if we burn out in the process,
    we'll make it come true!
[01:41] Intro
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
SIGN    The Acoustic SAGA of Love and Youth
[03:02] Sakura
    A performance at Plaza 656!
[03:04] Sakura
    A regular radio show!
[03:06] Lily
    Please come and see us!
SIGN    Franchouchou
    
     Talk + Meet & Greet
[03:09] Sakura
    Thank you so much!
[03:11] Sakura
    It feels like we're starting to make
    some real progress with our work!
SIGN    Mini-Live Performance Kachion Mall
[03:16] Sakura
    Looks like the schedule is
    finally starting to fill out.
[03:19] Junko
    Even though half the things
     on there are still just odd jobs...
[03:22] Saki
    Hell, if we're paying back our
    debt and doing idol stuff,
[03:24] Saki
    that's gotta be smooth sailing! Right?
[03:26] Ai
    Not even close, actually.
[03:31] Ai
    If we start getting complacent now,
[03:34] Ai
    we're always going to be known as
    the local idols who bombed at EFS.
[03:48] Ai
    We've got to go beyond that.
[03:50] Ai
    Rise above what people expect from us...
    and what's happened to us in the past.
[03:53] Ai
    If we can't, we'll basically
    just be dead and rotting.
[03:58] Junko
    The entertainment industry has always
    been a cutthroat competition.
[04:03] Junko
    To regress has often been
    equivalent to dying.
[04:16] Saki
    Sounds like a challenge to me!
[04:18] Yugiri
    Right. One we'll simply have to rise to.
[04:19] Lily
    I'm not gonna lose!
[04:23] Sakura
    You too, Tae-chan!
SIGN    Franchouchou
    Mini-Concert & Meet and Greet
[04:26] Sakura
    Ai-chan is right.
[04:28] Sakura
    We have to keep moving forward.
SIGN    Franchouchou Meet & Greet
[04:31] Ai
    Thanks for always supporting us!
[04:32] Brunette
    Number Three is so cool...
SIGN    Number 3 Line Ends Here
[04:35] Dark Hair
    I know, right?! She's just really sharp!
[04:38] Junko
    Ai-san! Which do you think is better?
[04:41] Junko
    Fully extending to the
    right or stopping here?
[04:43] Saki
    Hey, Ai! About the intro for tomorrow's show,
    what do you think about this?
[04:48] Lily
    Hey, hey, which do you
    think makes me look cuter?
[04:51] Ai
    Let's see...
[04:55] Ai
    I don't think it matters, honestly.
[05:03] Sakura
    Ai-chan, what should I do about this?!
[05:05] Saki
    Ai! I gotta ask you something!
[05:06] Junko
    Ai-san, please!
[05:08] Lily
    Ai-chan!
[05:11] Ai
    Sakura, you're out in front.
[05:13] Ai
    Junko and Lily, you'll want
    to be on the back right.
[05:15] Ai
    Saki and Yugiri on the back left.
[05:18] Ai
    A little further back.
[05:24] Kotaro
    Iron Frill is coming to our town!
[05:27] Kotaro
    Iron Frill is coming to our town...
[05:30] Kotaro
    This show's gonna be a big one now!
[05:34] Kotaro
    It's a raid! A raid! A raid! A raiiid!
[05:38] Saki
    Raid this, you—
[05:45] Kotaro
    Wrong! You will respond, "Sir, yes, sir!"
[05:48] Sakura
    S-Sir, yes, si—
[05:50] Kotaro
    You're a bunch of zombies
    writhing around in the muck!
[05:55] Kotaro
    Hell, no, you're lower than
    zombies! You're maggots!
[05:58] Ai
    Could you give it a rest?
[05:59] Ai
    What's this about Iron Frill?
[06:02] Kotaro
    Get the **** out of your ears and listen up!
[06:06] Kotaro
    A new war is breaking out
    in the wilds of Saga.
[06:11] Kotaro
    This one's called the Saga Arena!
[06:12] Sakura
    Saga Arena?
[06:14] Kotaro
    And guess who's coming to
    break in the new venue.
[06:17] Kotaro
    Iron Frill!
[06:19] Kotaro
    Inaugural performance, my ass!
    It's an arena in Saga!
[06:23] Kotaro
    Why the hell would you bring in
    a bunch of Tokyo idols for that?!
[06:26] Kotaro
    Anyway, boom!
SIGN    Saga Arena! Franchouchou's Counter-Inauguration Show
[06:28] Kotaro
    I managed to cram you maggots
    in as Iron Frill's opening act!
[06:32] Kotaro
    You're going to take the
    taste of Saga's inauguration
[06:35] Kotaro
    
and make sure those
    little Tokyo **** girls
[06:37] Kotaro
    never forget it. Am I clear,
     maggot zombies?!
[06:40] Saki
    Are you for real?
[06:41] Sakura
    Iron Frill...
[06:48] Ai
    Let's do it.
[06:52] Ai
    We can do this.
[06:55] Ai
    I know we can.
[06:57] Sakura
    Ai-chan...!
[07:00] Kotaro
    Sorry to rain on your little parade here,
[07:03] Kotaro
    but Ai is going to be absent for this one.
[07:05] Ai
    Wait, why?!
[07:07] Kotaro
    You really think that's a good idea,
    Ai-chan? Going out in front of Iron Frill?
[07:11] Kotaro
    With your face belonging to their
    legendary center and all?
[07:16] Saki
    Screw you!
[07:17] Saki
    We've been been doing this all along without
    worrying about people recognizing us!
[07:20] Lily
    And we already performed in the same
    show with Iron Frill at Saga Rock!
[07:23] Junko
    That's right! We can't go on without
    Ai-san after all this time.
[07:26] Sakura
    Franchouchou is only Franchouchou
    if all of us are together, Kotaro-san!
[07:29] Kotaro
    You maggot zombies need to
    quit yapping and get to work!
[07:32] Kotaro
    I've got solo jobs lined up for you.
[07:35] Kotaro
    You start on those tomorrow.
[07:37] Kotaro
    Dismissed!
[07:41] Sakura
    Kotaro-san...
[07:45] Saki
    What the hell do we do now?
[07:47] Ai
    You know he doesn't listen
     when he gets like that.
[07:51] Ai
    There could always be a time when one
    of us will have to sit something out
[07:53] Ai
    because of an accident...
[07:55] Ai
    Depending how you think of it,
[07:57] Ai
    this could be a chance for
    Franchouchou to grow up a bit.
[08:00] Lily
    But I don't like the idea of only
    you being gone, Ai-chan!
[08:03] Ai
    It's just this one time.
[08:05] Ai
    Let's just make this part of our
    revenge for what happened at EFS.
[08:09] Ai
    Junko... I'm counting on
    you to help the others.
[08:13] Ai
    You've got the most experience
    of everyone who will be left.
[08:19] Junko
    Right!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Renewal Celebration!
SIGN    The All-new Onion Fair
[08:31] Stage Lady
    Our guest today is Number Three
     from Franchouchou!
[08:36] Ai
    Hi, there! I'm glad to be here!
SIGN    Saga Part-Time
[08:42] Metal Guy 2
    You hear Number Three's
    gonna be doing solo stuff?
[08:45] Metal Guy 1
    You think she's gonna
    put out solo music, too?
SIGN    Kara Kara
[08:47] Host
    Now, Number Three,
[08:49] Host
    have you ever been told you look a lot like
    Iron Frill's legendary center, Ai Mizuno?
[08:55] Ai
    Yes, I hear that occasionally...
[08:58] Ai
    It's honestly a huge honor
[09:01] Ai
    to be compared to such a legendary idol!
[09:09] Kotaro
    Number Three for a live event in Fukuoka...
[09:12] Kotaro
    An appearance at the Nagasaki
    Hydrangea Festival...
[09:14] Kotaro
    and for the Beppu Hot Springs Hell...
[09:19] Kotaro
    Nope, nope, and nope, sorry!
[09:21] Ai
    Hey! Why not?!
[09:23] Kotaro
    Franchouchou are Saga idols,
    created to save Saga.
[09:26] Kotaro
    Any offer from another
    prefecture is just a trap
[09:29] Kotaro
    designed to capitalize on Saga's glory.
[09:31] Kotaro
    Don't be misled.
[09:32] Ai
    This is the first time I'm
    hearing about this glory...
[09:37] Ai
    What are you thinking?
[09:40] Ai
    Why would you split us up
     at such an important juncture?
[09:45] Ai
    We can't afford to mess
     this next performance up.
[09:48] Ai
    If it turns into a replay
    of what happened at EFS...
[09:52] Kotaro
    Franchouchou can do a perfectly fine
    job without you, thank you very much!
[09:56] Kotaro
    Besides, isn't Junko
    handling the performance?
[09:59] Kotaro
    Don't you trust her?
[10:01] Ai
    Junko managed to survive
    as a top idol by herself
[10:04] Ai
    when it was as hard as ever to do so!
[10:05] Ai
    The others have gotten over the
    trauma of EFS and are working hard!
[10:09] Ai
    I'm sure they can...
[10:11] Kotaro
    Sounds to me like there's no problem, then!
[10:13] Kotaro
    You just need to focus on doing a
    greeeat job with your solo stuff
[10:16] Kotaro
    so the others can do a greeeat
    job with their show!
[10:19] Kotaro
    And pay back some of this freaking debt!
[10:20] Ai
    Then shouldn't we accept all those
    offers you just rejected, you idiot?!
[10:26] Stage
    You're on!
[10:28] Both
    Thank you, coming!
[10:31] Junko
    Everyone's improving steadily...
[10:36] Junko
    But the way things stand,
[10:38] Junko
    I don't think we'll leave an impression
    on people who came to see Iron Frill.
[10:45] Junko
    There's not much time left...
[10:48] Junko
    At this rate, it's going to happen again...
[10:51] Sakura
    Junko-chan!
[10:53] Sakura
    Junko-chan?
[10:55] Sakura
    What did you think about that one?
[10:57] Saki
    We probably still have a way to go, huh?
[11:00] Junko
    Oh, no. There are things to address,
    but you're all definitely improving.
[11:04] Saki
    For real?! Hell yeah!
[11:05] Lily
    You had a scary look on your face the
    whole time, so I was kinda nervous.
[11:10] Saki
    This is gonna be a big
    one for Franchouchou.
[11:12] Saki
    We've gotta hit them with
    a really big impact!
[11:16] Junko
    To do that, let's focus on
    getting one thing done at a time.
[11:20] Saki
    Yeah. For me, that's moving too wildly
     and my mic coming loose...
[11:24] Lily
    Saki-chan, you keep dancing out of habit
     in songs with choreography!
[11:28] Boss
    Your mind is unsettled.
[11:32] Boss
    I can't trust you with this right now.
SIGN    Traditional Folk Arts Ozaki Doll Preservation Society
[11:35] Junko
    I'm sorry, sir.
[11:37] Teacher
    You can wrap up for today.
[11:57] Junko
    I'm home...
[12:01] Junko
    Hello there, Tae-san.
[12:03] Junko
    Is everyone else still at work?
[12:05] Host
    Next up is Franchouchou's "Awaken Returner,"
    the Number Three solo version!
[12:12] Ai
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it
[12:15] Ai
    A miracle that you're longing to feel!
[12:20] Ai
    Awaken returner! You just wish for it
[12:23] Ai
    Excitement until you hit the limit
    and want more, more, more, and more!
[12:26] Junko
    If Ai-san had been alive during my day...
[12:30] Junko
    I'm sure she would've managed to
    become a top idol, even by herself.
[12:36] Ai
    When were my dreams filled
    with that yearning?
[12:37] Junko
    I need to pull myself together!
SIGN    Kyushu Saga International Airport
[12:51] Press
    Do you have any comments going into
    the Saga Arena show this weekend?
[12:55] Makoto
    Yeah! We're going to do our best,
    so I hope everyone comes to see us!
[12:58] Press
    Your national tour seems
    to be going really well!
[13:01] Press
    It's no wonder they call you the
    absolute queens of idols!
[13:03] Press
    Everyone's expecting another big year...
[13:05] Shiori
    Not really. I don't think there
    are any absolutes in this world.
[13:09] Shiori
    I think it's our responsibility to keep
    moving forward and continue to evolve.
[13:13] Yui
    Shiori...
[13:15] Shiori
    Saga's a significant place for Iron Frill.
[13:18] Shiori
    I want to be sure to prove we're
    one of a kind and beyond compare
[13:23] Shiori
    to our legendary original center,
    who I'm sure is watching over us all.
[13:30] Inubashiri
    She's put a lot of thought into this!
[13:33] Inubashiri
    Guess top idols from Tokyo
    are something else.
[13:36] Okoba
    They're gonna be performing at
    the Saga Arena show, too, right?
[13:40] Inubashiri
    As the opening act, yeah.
SIGN    Welcome to Franchouchou's homepage!
    You are the 45,720th visitor.
SIGN    Latest Information
     Performing at the inaugural show for Saga Arena!
     Number Three will be appearing on Chika Chika Press!
     Mini-Concerts At Various venues soon!
    Franchouchou's Drive-in Tori Commercial
[13:42] Inubashiri
    Imagine if they showed Iron Frill up!
[13:45] Okoba
    There's no way it's gonna be that easy.
SIGN    Checking in on Iron Frill as they get ready for the Saga Arena inaugural show!
[13:49] Sakura
    "We are one of a kind and beyond compare."
[13:53] Saki
    So, is she declaring war on us
    in the opening act or what?!
[13:56] Saki
    Bring it on, then!
[13:58] Lily
    I think she might not even
    have us on her radar.
[14:00] Yugiri
    They're much bigger names...
[14:03] Yugiri
    It'd only be natural.
SIGN    Checking in on Iron Frill as they get ready for the Saga Arena inaugural show!
SIGN    Leader Shiori states "We are one of a kind and beyond compare."
[14:06] Junko
    If Iron Frill demonstrates they're
    on a completely different level...
[14:10] Junko
    We're going to be labeled third-string
    idols... and we'll never get our revenge.
[14:20] Junko
    Impact...?
[14:31] Junko
    Why?!
[14:33] Junko
    Huh? What the...?
[14:45] Junko
    I'm sorry! Work went overtime...
[15:18] ---
    Thanks!
[15:22] Saki
    What'd you think?!
[15:23] Junko
    Wh-What do you mean...?
[15:25] Saki
    I figured we need something with more
    impact to leave a mark on Saga Arena.
[15:30] Saki
    Look at this, Junko-chan!
     Tae-chan's really got a knack for it!
[15:38] Junko
    B-But we should probably focus
    on singing and choreography first...
[15:42] Sakura
    We'll work hard on that, too!
[15:44] Sakura
    But there's not a lot of
    time until the show...
[15:47] Sakura
    So we thought, we have to do something
    to leave a big impression on the audience!
[15:51] Saki
    It's bad enough Ai's missing.
[15:54] Saki
    We gotta do whatever we can to dig in...
    or it's just gonna be another disaster.
[15:59] Sakura
    Junko-chan!
[16:01] Sakura
    Is this not gonna work...?
[16:04] Junko
    I wouldn't say that, exactly...
[16:06] Saki
    Then it'll work?! It'll leave an impact?!
[16:10] Junko
    G-Give me some time to think it over, please.
[16:14] Saki
    Got it.
[16:16] Saki
    For now, let's try it one more time.
[16:19] Yugiri
    Of course.
[16:20] Lily
    I'm going to shake these maracas sooo much!
[16:22] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[16:43] [SONG] Junko
    As I saw the sun setting in the distance...
[16:50] [SONG] Junko
    Tomorrow comes to visit
[16:57] [SONG] Junko
    My ponytail's come half undone...
[17:04] [SONG] Junko
    And my aching heart's dyed red like the sky
[17:40] Sakura
    That was amazing, Junko-chan! That song—
[17:46] Junko
    Sakura-san?!
[17:59] Sakura
    They used that song a lot
    in commercials, y'know.
[18:03] Sakura
    I didn't know it was one of yours.
[18:07] Junko
    It's the first song of mine that
    reached the top of the charts...
[18:11] Junko
    It became a major landmark in people
    coming to know the name Junko Konno.
[18:17] Junko
    I sing it often when I want to feel better.
[18:21] Sakura
    I'm sorry, Junko-chan...
[18:24] Sakura
    Maybe we were all just panicking.
[18:27] Sakura
    It's about more than a flashy impact.
[18:30] Junko
    No, I feel the same way.
[18:33] Junko
    We're all so anxious,
    but I didn't notice...
[18:40] Junko
    I love being in Franchouchou.
[18:42] Junko
    I want to make sure this
    concert is a success.
[18:46] Junko
    But... all I really know is how
    to demonstrate my personal appeal,
[18:50] Junko
    as a solo Showa idol...
[18:54] Junko
    I don't know how to make my experience
    pay off in a group environment.
[19:01] Junko
    So far, I'm not doing a very good
     job as an idol senpai...
[19:08] Sakura
    That's not true at all!
[19:09] Sakura
    The way you teach is really
    thorough and easy to understand,
[19:12] Sakura
    and you pay a lot of attention to all of us!
[19:15] Sakura
    You've taught us a whole
    bunch about being idols!
[19:18] Junko
    Sakura-san...
[19:21] Sakura
    Let's ask Ai-chan about this!
[19:23] Sakura
    Even if she won't be on stage with us,
    we can still find out what she thinks.
[19:27] Sakura
    Kotaro-san didn't say we
    couldn't talk to her!
[19:31] Junko
    That's...
[19:33] Sakura
    Let's find out what she thinks
    about all of our ideas!
[19:46] Shiori
    You're Franchouchou's Number Three, right?
[19:51] Ai
    You're from Iron Frill...
[19:54] Shiori
    You really do look just like her.
[20:01] Sakura
    Huh? Ai-chan...?
[20:03] Sakura
    And isn't that—?!
[20:07] Shiori
    I've had my eye on Franchouchou
    for a while now.
[20:11] Shiori
    I know about what happened
    at the EFS show, too.
[20:14] Shiori
    You've been operating solo lately, right?
[20:18] Shiori
    I guess that means you finally caught on.
[20:20] Ai
    What's that supposed to mean?
[20:21] Shiori
    You have to realize Franchouchou
    is a bad fit for you.
[20:29] Shiori
    It comes through in your performances.
[20:32] Shiori
    You want to be in a group like Iron Frill...
[20:35] Shiori
    The ultimate top idols,
    the queens who reign at the top.
[20:42] Shiori
    Even if no one else could
    pick up on that, I could.
[20:45] Shiori
    Because I was chasing something similar...
[20:48] Shiori
    Our legendary original center, Ai Mizuno.
[20:51] Shiori
    I've done everything I can to
    shine brighter than she did.
[20:58] Ai
    I'm just—
[20:59] Shiori
    Number Three of Franchouchou!
    You should join Iron Frill!
[21:06] Shiori
    You have a lot of potential,
[21:08] Shiori
    but if you stay in a
    backwards place like Saga,
[21:11] Shiori
    you'll never achieve the glory you're after!
[21:13] Shiori
    Iron Frill is unbeatable
[21:15] Shiori
    and we never spare the effort
    it takes to stay the strongest.
[21:20] Shiori
    We're the place someone
     like you really belongs.
[21:27] Shiori
    I don't expect an answer right now.
[21:30] Shiori
    I'll talk to you again this weekend,
     after the show.
[21:34] Shiori
    I'll show you
[21:35] Shiori
    the kind of performance a group like
    Franchouchou could never accomplish.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Junko
    This is Junko.
[23:26] Junko
    If it would help someone shine brighter,
    would they be better off with a different team?
SIGN    
[23:31] Junko
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Revenge
    Episode 4: "Pure-Hearted Electric SAGA."
SIGN    Episode 4: Pure-Hearted Electric SAGA
[23:36] Junko
    Don't miss it.

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E4 - Pure-Hearted Electric SAGA

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SIGN    Kyushu Saga International Airport
[00:00] Sakura
    Previously on Zombie Land Saga Revenge*,
[00:02] Sakura
    Iron Frill is coming to our town!
    There's a new venue for them to break in now!
[00:05] Sakura
    That being the case, we ended up as the*
    opening for Iron Frill's concert at the Saga Arena!
[00:10] Sakura
    But apparently Kotaro-san wants to avoid the
    resemblance to their legendary original center
[00:12] Sakura
    from being too obvious
    and is keeping Ai-chan off stage!
[00:15] Sakura
    After all this time...?
[00:16] Sakura
    Ai-chan's been doing solo stuff while
    we've been getting ready for the show,
[00:18] Sakura
    with members of Franchouchou operating
    separately for the first time ever!
[00:20] Sakura
    We're nervous and panicky, but if nothing
    else, we can't mess up again like we did at the EFS!
[00:24] Sakura
    But then the leader
    of Iron Frill, Shiori-san,
[00:26] Sakura
    showed up and tried to recruit Ai-chan?!
[00:28] Sakura
    There's absolutely no way
    we can let that happen!
[00:42] (Flashback) Shiori
    Number Three of Franchouchou!
    You should join Iron Frill!
[00:48] Sakura
    It's gonna be okay! Ai-chan wouldn't
    ditch us to join Iron Frill.
[00:53] Sakura
    I mean, she's part of Franchouchou
    and a zombie... She's one of us.
[01:00] Junko
    I'm sure you're right.
[01:05] Junko
    She'd probably scold me for
    getting nervous like this.
[01:09] Sakura
    Th-That's right! I bet she'd be so mad!
[01:13] Sakura
    She'd be all, "Is that really what you
    should be worried about right now?"
[01:18] Junko
    Let's keep what we saw a secret.
[01:22] Junko
    It's almost time for the
    Saga Arena show, after all.
[01:26] Sakura
    Yeah! Let's do our best!
[01:32] ---
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[01:35] ---
    A lowest point? Starting over from zero?
    That's just part of the saga.
[01:38] ---
    Even if we burn out in the process,
    we'll make it come true!
[01:40] ---
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
SIGN    Pure-Hearted Electric SAGA
[03:11] Saki
    That was sweet, Tae!
    That's the impact we need!
[03:13] Saki
    We're gonna blow the doors off Saga Arena!
[03:19] Saki
    Junko?
[03:20] Saki
    Hey! Junko!
[03:23] Saki
    You okay, girl?
[03:32] Saki
    What's wrong? Do we need more impact?
[03:35] Lily
    Maybe you should get some rest.
[03:39] Junko
    I'm all right!
[03:40] Junko
    Sorry. I think I'll just go get some fresh air.
[03:50] Saki
    Going for a walk, huh?
[03:52] Saki
    It's so close to showtime,
     but she's been really out of it lately.
[03:57] Lily
    Junko-chan's probably got it rough.
[03:59] Lily
    She's had a scary look on her face ever
    since Ai-chan started doing solo stuff.
[04:04] Saki
    We better hold the fort down for her, then!
[04:06] Saki
    All right, let's crank this
    impact up as high as possible!
[04:09] ---
    Yeah!
[04:10] Sakura
    Junko-chan must still be
    worried about Ai-chan...
[04:14] Sakura
    What am I gonna do?
[04:17] Sakura
    Maybe I could ask Ai-chan...
[04:20] Sakura
    Not this time! Seriously,
    what am I gonna do?!
[04:27] Sakura
    Wow, what a feast!
[04:30] Yugiri
    One of the customers from the bar
    brought some ingredients in last night.
[04:35] Sakura
    It's all Junko-chan's favorites, too.
[04:38] Sakura
    And beef!
[04:40] Yugiri
    This is for Ai-han's lunch.
[04:43] Sakura
    I guess Ai-chan is recording
    solo tonight, too...
[04:49] Yugiri
    They say you can't wage
    war on an empty stomach,
[04:53] Yugiri
    and without physical strength
    the mind tends to shut down.
[04:57] Yugiri
    Our smiles are what everything else
    we have is built on, right?
[05:02] Sakura
    Let me help, too!
[05:04] Yugiri
    Could you set everything out, then?
[05:07] Yugiri
    Make sure to put some rice
    in the lunch box, too.
[05:10] Sakura
    Yeah!
[05:11] Sakura
    Now, where's that rice scoop...
[05:16] Stage-hands
    All right, looking good!
[05:17] Stage-hands
    Here we go.
[05:18] Stage-hands
    I'm passing by underneath!
[05:19] Stage-hands
    Right!
[05:21] Makoto
    It's totally spotless!
[05:24] Yui
    Once everyone's ready,
    we'll go over the set.
[05:31] Shiori
    This is going to be the best show possible.
[05:33] Shiori
    To show her how strong we are.
[05:37] Yui
    Shiori, can we talk?
[05:40] Shiori
    Yui?
[05:41] Yui
    I heard you were trying to recruit
    a new member on your own...
[05:46] Yui
    From those local Saga idols,
    whatever they're called.
[05:49] Shiori
    Yes, that's right.
[05:52] Shiori
    She might be working in obscurity out here,
    but her skills are serious.
[05:55] Shiori
    By gaining members with new talent,
    we'll be even stronger.
[06:00] Shiori
    Always evolving to become the strongest.
     That's Iron Frill.
[06:05] Yui
    You're the one I'm worried about, though.
[06:09] Shiori
    Me?
[06:10] Yui
    That local idol looks just like her, right?
[06:14] Yui
    Just like Ai Mizuno-san.
[06:19] Yui
    The incomparable legend,
    the eternal center.
[06:22] Yui
    A name Iron Frill will never forget.
[06:26] Yui
    I'm willing to admit
    she was a really big deal,
[06:29] Yui
    but she's in the past.
[06:34] Shiori
    I'm interested in her
    because of her potential.
[06:38] Shiori
    There's nothing else to it.
[06:41] Shiori
    Okay, girls. Let's run through the set!
[06:43] Iron Frill
    Okay!
[06:53] Junko
    Where does Ai-san truly belong?
[06:57] Ai
    Junko?
[06:59] Ai
    What're you doing out here?
[07:01] Ai
    What about practice?
[07:08] Junko
    Excuse me...
[07:15] Ai
    Did something happen?
[07:16] Junko
    No... I was just taking a break.
[07:19] Junko
    It's all right.
[07:21] Ai
    Did you get in a fight with the others?
[07:23] Junko
    It's really nothing.
[07:25] Junko
    You have another job
    coming up, right, Ai-san?
[07:28] Junko
    Don't worry about us. Just focus on that.
[07:30] Ai
    Don't try to brush me off. What happened?
[07:36] Junko
    Ai-san... did you enjoy being in
    Iron Frill more than Franchouchou?
[07:43] Ai
    What are you talking about?
[07:45] Ai
    You're only going to worry
    the others at this rate.
[07:48] Ai
    You realize what a critical time
    this is for Franchouchou, right?
[07:51] Ai
    Do you want a repeat of
    what happened at the EFS?
[07:58] Junko
    You... didn't say no, did you?
[08:11] Sakura
    Ai-chan! Welcome home.
[08:13] Sakura
    Did you see Junko-chan out there?
    Dinner's almost... ready...
[08:21] Sakura
    Huh? Did she... not hear me?
[08:28] Sakura
    Sure, that must be it...
[08:46] Junko
    Ai, you stupid jerk!
[08:52] Dirty Harry
    Hey, what's all this? What's up, youngster?
[08:55] Dirty Harry
    You heartbroken?
    Got them unrequited feelings?
[08:58] Dirty Harry
    I get that, I do.
[09:00] Dirty Harry
    Love can seriously be a real jerk.
[09:04] Dirty Harry
    But we just keep falling into it, don't we?
[09:08] Dirty Harry
    You need a shoulder to cry
    on through the night?
[09:09] Dirty Harry
    Oh, wait, you're underage! That's no good!
[09:13] Dirty Harry
    A cop can't be seen soliciting—
SIGN    YOU SUC
SIGN    YOU'LL SUCCEED
[09:48] Ai
    I know, I know.
[10:10] Kotaro
    What are you doing?
[10:12] Junko
    Uh, I...
[10:14] Kotaro
    Is everything ready for the show?
[10:21] Junko
    I think Ai-san might leave the group!
[10:25] Junko
    Iron Frill offered to recruit her...
[10:28] Junko
    They said Franchouchou wasn't
    good enough for her...
[10:32] Junko
    I can't imagine Franchouchou
    without Ai-san...
[10:37] Junko
    But when I think about how talented she is—
[10:42] Kotaro
    Franchouchou isn't good enough for Ai?
[10:46] Kotaro
    Don't make this about her.
[10:48] Kotaro
    What about you?
[10:50] Kotaro
    You think it's perfectly fine if a member
    of your group gives up on you and bails?
[10:54] Kotaro
    You think you're not worth more than that?
[10:56] Kotaro
    Are you willing to accept that yourself?
[11:02] Kotaro
    Because that's what you're saying!
[11:04] Kotaro
    That you don't have any appeal yourself!
[11:06] Kotaro
    That you can't stop a friend from leaving!
[11:09] Kotaro
    You're admitting it and not
    even trying to stop her!
[11:12] Kotaro
    Who the hell is going to follow someone
    who's lost sight of their own shine
[11:16] Kotaro
    and doesn't even believe
    they're worth standing by?!
[11:23] Kotaro
    Smash it.
[11:25] Kotaro
    This axe of mine has been fighting
    by my side my whole life.
[11:30] Kotaro
    With every roar it lets loose,
    my soul is stirred.
[11:34] Kotaro
    As long as it can keep making music,
     I can keep moving forward.
[11:38] Kotaro
    Through all the obstacles
    that stand in the way...
[11:40] Kotaro
    The logic, the limits,
[11:41] Kotaro
    turning defeat into victory!
    Turning impossibilities into miracles!
[11:46] Kotaro
    And, through it all, I was forged into
    the legendary producer Kotaro Tatsumi!
[11:55] Junko
    Weren't you really depressed
    just the other day...?
[11:59] Kotaro
    And this axe is inside of your soul, too!
[12:05] Kotaro
    So smash through!
[12:06] Kotaro
    Smash through your unglamorous self!
    Through your excuses for giving up!
[12:10] Kotaro
    All the limitations you've set for yourself!
    If there's something you really want...
[12:13] Kotaro
    Destroy everything in the way and take it!
[12:19] Kotaro
    Zombie or not, as long as you shine brightly,
     people around you will follow!
[12:25] Kotaro
    So smash through, Junko Konno!
[12:38] Sakura
    Junko-chan?
[12:39] Saki
    Junko!
[12:40] Lily
    You're late! I don't know if
    Tae-chan can hold on much longer!
[12:49] Junko
    It's time to eat.
[13:01] Junko
    I know what we need to do at Saga Arena.
[13:11] Everyone else
    Time to eat!
[13:13] Yugiri
    Junko-han, have a bit of this.
[13:15] Saki
    Good stuff!
[13:38] Ai
    You were too late.
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Kawago no Okuso Park
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[14:05] Yugiri
    Kotaro-han's touch with cosmetics
    really is something else.
[14:10] Lily
    I wonder what he does different.
[14:14] Saki
    We just can't seem to get
    that "alive" feel...
[14:19] Sakura
    No!
[14:20] Sakura
    Tae-chan, not yet!
[14:23] Lily
    Tae-chan, stop it!
[14:25] Kotaro
    That should do it.
[14:26] Kotaro
    Now get out there and smash hard!
[14:28] Junko
    Right!
[14:36] Shiori
    What do you mean you're
    not going on stage today?!
[14:40] Ai
    It's just the way our plans worked out.
[14:42] Ai
    I thought you should know.
[14:44] Shiori
    We came here to give the
    best performance possible!
[14:48] Shiori
    But... Franchouchou without you
    is just a group of nobodies!
[14:54] Ai
    You really shouldn't
    underestimate Franchouchou.
[14:57] Ai
    They've been growing this whole time.
[15:00] Ai
    Even I need to be careful if I don't
    want them to leave me behind.
[15:04] Ai
    Watch their performance.
    I'm sure you'll understand.
[15:10] Shiori
    I'm looking forward to it, then.
[15:18] Crowd
    Who's the opening act again?
[15:20] Crowd
    You know, them. The regional
    idols who bombed at the EFS.
[15:24] Crowd
    Oh, I saw that online!
    Are they gonna be able to manage?
[15:28] Death Metal Dude 2
    This is their first big show in a while...
[15:31] Death Metal Dude 2
    You think they'll be okay?
[15:33] Death Metal Dude 1
    And in enemy territory, too...
[15:39] Ai
    You were never really worried
    about my identity, were you?
[15:44] ---
    
[16:24] DMD2
    This rocks!
[16:25] DMD1
    The death metal girls are back!
[16:30] Kotaro
    Smash it!
[16:31] [SONG] Song
    There's no doubt anymore in my chest
[16:34] [SONG] Song
    Yes!
[16:34] [SONG] Song
    No end in sight
[16:35] [SONG] Song
    None!
[16:35] [SONG] Song
    So do it again!
[16:36] [SONG] Song
    It's a tall order to survive in this world
[16:38] [SONG] Song
    You better keep your eyes in
    front or that's game over
[16:41] [SONG] Song
    Why! This is my way, even if you fall apart
[16:43] [SONG] Song
    Your whole body will wake
    up again, just like this
[16:45] [SONG] Song
    Ready?
[16:45] [SONG] Song
    One (One)
[16:46] [SONG] Song
    Two (Two)
[16:46] [SONG] Song
    Reach those hands out
[16:47] [SONG] Song
    Ready?
[16:47] [SONG] Song
    Fran (Fran)
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    Chou (Chou)
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    Now get down until you fall apart again
[16:53] [SONG] Song
    The feelings roaring from inside (Don't Stop)
[16:58] [SONG] Song
    Will now ring out, trembling with
    soul (We can make it through)
[17:02] Song
    With your dream in front of you
[17:03] [SONG] Song
    Even if you lose hope, life goes on
[17:05] [SONG] Song
    If fate holds you back, here's where you break out
[17:07] [SONG] Song
    If logic's in the way right now,
     you need to smash on through!
[17:11] [SONG] Song
    The things you'll regret not doing (Don't stop)
[17:16] [SONG] Song
    The feelings you can't seem
    to let go of (We are ready)
[17:20] [SONG] Song
    Until you make them yours
[17:21] Song
    Emotions going beyond their limits
[17:23] Song
    Even gonna smash through my old self
[17:25] [SONG] Song
    Take the passion that's surging forth
[17:28] Song
    And let it turn into a roar!
[17:29] [SONG] Song
    Yeah! To be brave
[17:31] [SONG] Song
    The flame in your heart blazes
[17:32] [SONG] Song
    Let's take it and hold it high for all to see!
[17:34] [SONG] Song
    Yeah! To be brave
[17:35] [SONG] Song
    The flame in your heart blazes
[17:36] [SONG] Song
    Just do it, until the day
    you finally to grab on
[17:38] [SONG] Song
    Yeah! To be brave
[17:40] [SONG] Song
    The flame in your heart blazes
[17:41] [SONG] Song
    Let's take it and hold it high for all to see!
[17:43] [SONG] Song
    Yeah! To be brave
[17:44] [SONG] Song
    The flame in your heart blazes
[17:45] [SONG] Song
    Just do it, survive until
    you manage to grab on!
[18:39] Ai
    Dummy, it doesn't work that way!
[18:41] Junko
    Now that you mention it...
[18:45] Sakura
    Ai-chan! Junko-chan!
[18:48] Junko
    We're okay.
[18:50] Ai
    Because we're zombies.
[18:55] Kotaro
    As long as you shine brightly,
    people around you will follow!
[19:20] Death Metal Dudes
    Here we go again!
[19:36] [SONG] Song
    When were my dreams filled
    with that yearning?
[19:40] [SONG] Song
    Was it all just a story hidden in my heart?
[19:43] [SONG] Song
    It's time to start changing for the better!
[19:45] [SONG] Song
    Dancing these steps that
    are never gonna end!
[19:46] [SONG] Song
    And right before you run out of energy
[19:48] [SONG] Song
    You wanna sketch out the best future you can
[19:53] [SONG] Song
    But I'm a little scared...
[19:58] [SONG] Song
    That can't be true, and you know it!
[20:00] [SONG] Song
    You'll be okay, so just...
[20:03] [SONG] Song
    Fight, fight, fight, fight,
    fight, fight, fight!
[20:07] [SONG] Song
    Awaken now dreamer! Let your heart dance!
[20:10] [SONG] Song
    And it's okay...
[20:11] [SONG] Song
    ...even if it's a bit crazy
[20:13] [SONG] Song
    Awaken now dreamer!
    You want that excitement!
[20:17] [SONG] Song
    The feeling...
[20:17] [SONG] Song
    ...of wanting to do more
[20:19] [SONG] Song
    Gets bigger and bigger
    and bigger and bigger...
[20:39] Yui
    How exactly do those special effects work?
[20:47] [SONG] Song
    Unlimited dreaming!
[20:52] [SONG] Song
    We're never giving up!
[20:55] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it
[20:58] [SONG] Song
    A miracle that you're longing to feel!
[21:01] [SONG] Song
    Awaken returner! You just wish for it
[21:04] [SONG] Song
    Excitement until you hit the limit
    and want more, more, more, and more!
[21:09] [SONG] Song
    Aim for it! Reach for it!
    The greatest! The highest!
[21:12] [SONG] Song
    There's not a thing to fear,
    not a single one!
[21:15] [SONG] Song
    Let it reach all the way out,
    our passionate feelings!
[21:19] [SONG] Song
    With our souls singing free!
[21:21] [SONG] Song
    Cut in!
[21:33] Shiori
    That was a great performance.
[21:36] Shiori
    To be honest, I didn't expect
    anything on that level.
[21:41] Shiori
    But now you're going to see
    what the best look like.
[21:43] Shiori
    You'll be able to tell
    where you really belong.
[21:47] Ai
    Hey—
[21:49] Junko
    Number Three is a member of Franchouchou.
[21:52] Junko
    She isn't going anywhere!
[22:08] Yui
    I guess you've been rejected.
SIGN    Kukkiri
SIGN    Saga
SIGN    The ultimate idols
    up close and personal!
SIGN    Iron Frill
SIGN    Post-Tour
    Interview
[22:21] Host
    And here are our special guests for
    today, the girls from Iron Frill!
[22:25] Iron Frill
    It's a pleasure to be here!
[22:28] Sakura
    They really were amazing, weren't they?
[22:31] Yugiri
    You can tell how they got to their position.
[22:34] Saki
    When we take over the country, we're gonna
    have to settle up with these chicks...
[22:40] Saki
    Bring it on!
[22:42] Lily
    Well, we're gonna power
    up a whole bunch, too!
[22:45] Both
    Right?
[22:46] Ai
    While I was flying solo,
[22:48] Ai
    I noticed a few things about Franchouchou
    by looking in from the outside.
[22:52] Ai
    That'll be a good place to start
    for what to do, going forward.
[22:55] Junko
    That should be interesting.
    I'd love to hear all about it.
[23:00] Host
    What was the most memorable
    part of this tour?
[23:04] Iron Frill
    Good question...
[23:04] Iron Frill
    Gee, I dunno...
[23:04] Shiori
    Let's see...
[23:06] Shiori
    I'd say Saga's Franchouchou.
SIGN    Kukkiri
SIGN    Saga
SIGN    The ultimate idols up close and personal!
SIGN    Iron Frill
[23:09] Host
    Fran...?
[23:10] Shiori
    Franchouchou.
SIGN    Kukkiri
SIGN    Saga
SIGN    The ultimate idols up close and personal!
SIGN    Iron Frill
[23:12] Shiori
    I consider them to be Iron
    Frill's biggest competition.
[23:20] Saki
    Is this for real...?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Ai
    This is Ai. Franchouchou's
    got infinite potential.
[23:28] Ai
    That means we have to
    keep trying new things!
[23:31] Ai
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Revenge
    Episode 5: "Little Bodda Bope SAGA."
SIGN    Episode 5: Little Bodda Bope SAGA
[23:35] ---
    Don't miss it.

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E5 - Little Bodda Bope SAGA

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[00:00] Sakura
    Previously on Zombie Land Saga Revenge*,
[00:02] Sakura
    we were set to open for Iron Frill!
[00:04] Sakura
    As Franchouchou was trying to make a*
    super strong impact, the leader of Iron Frill,
[00:08] Sakura
    Shiori-san, shocked us by
    trying to headhunt Ai-chan!
[00:10] Sakura
    No, no, no! If we say you can't
    have Ai-chan, then you can't!
[00:13] Sakura
    Then, after we totally
    nailed our performance,
[00:15] Sakura
    Shiorin decided to declare us their rivals?!
[00:17] Sakura
    Okay, we'll take it!
[00:19] Sakura
    Time to go, go, go down this road to revenge!
[00:30] Kotaro
    Good morning, everyo—
[00:31] Lily
    Good morning!
[00:37] Everyone
    G-Good morning?
[00:39] Lily
    Very good! I can see you all have
    your magical smiles ready today.
[00:42] Lily
    Huh? There seems to be
    one exception, though!
[00:46] Kotaro
    G-Good m-morn...
[00:49] Lily
    I can't hear you!
[00:50] Lily
    Manners are fundamental, remember?
[00:52] Kotaro
    S-Sorry...
[00:54] Kotaro
    Huh? What... What is this?
[00:57] Saki
    What's the big idea?
[00:59] Lily
    Well, I was thinking about how I
    want to shine even brighter!
[01:03] Lily
    We got that job hosting a regular radio show,
[01:05] Lily
    the show at Saga Arena went great,
[01:07] Lily
    and Iron Frill declared us their rivals...
[01:10] Lily
    Everyone's been working super
    hard for their revenge, right?
[01:13] Lily
    So I wanna do that, too!
[01:15] Lily
    I thought if I could get a miracle
    power-up for my magicalness,
[01:17] Lily
    it'd be a wonderful
    level-up for Franchouchou!
[01:21] Saki
    That's a lot of spunk for a shrimp.
[01:24] Yugiri
    I did notice Lily-han thinking
    a lot about something lately...
[01:29] Yugiri
    This must be it.
[01:30] Sakura
    That's great, Lily-chan!
[01:32] Ai
    Do you have a specific plan?
[01:34] Ai
    You bet!
SIGN    Japanese
    Got Performance
[01:36] Ai
    And boom!
[01:37] Lily
    For the first time ever, a member of
    Franchouchou won't be limited to local TV...
[01:40] Lily
    but will be appearing on
    a big national network!
[01:44] Sakura
    N-National TV?!
[01:45] Saki
    Seriously?! That's nuts!
[01:48] Lily
    On Japanese Got Performance, anything goes!
[01:51] Lily
    It's a freestyle audition show!
[01:55] Lily
    If you manage to win at the regional
    preliminaries held all over the country...
[01:59] Lily
    you get to enter the
    national finals in Tokyo!
[02:04] Lily
    It's a wonderful chance for Franchouchou
    to make our big national debut!
[02:09] Junko
    TV is Lily-san's specialty, after all.
[02:12] Sakura
    I know you can win this, Lily-chan!
[02:14] Saki
    When's this show gonna be filming, anyway?
[02:18] Lily
    Right now!
[02:26] ---
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[02:28] ---
    A lowest point? Starting over from
    zero? That's just part of the saga.
[02:31] ---
    Even if we burn out in the
    process, we'll make it come true!
[02:33] ---
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
SIGN    Little Bodda Bope SAGA
SIGN    Saga City Cultural Hall
[04:00] Lily
    Pappy, I'm gonna be on national TV
    for the first time in a while...
[04:04] Lily
    Make sure to watch!
[04:05] Sakura
    We're gonna cheer for you with
    everything we've got, okay?
[04:09] Sakura
    Ai-chan, that's not how you hold towels
    in the cheering section. Like this!
[04:14] Ai
    I-Isn't this kind of overdoing it?
[04:16] Sakura
    You can't get embarrassed, Ai-chan!
[04:18] Sakura
    Next is how to swing these pen lights.
[04:20] Sakura
    You wanna take both
     and spread them out like this...
[04:23] Sakura
    Hold 'em tight so you don't drop them
[04:23] Junko
    Do you suppose she used to cheer for
    Ai-san like that when she was alive?
[04:24] Sakura
    and make big arcs that
    are visible from stage!
[04:26] Sakura
    It works great! I remember you
    saw me once thanks to these.
[04:27] Yugiri
    Ai-han was a lucky girl.
[04:38] Comedians
    Huh?
[04:39] Comedians
    You gals are Franchouchou, right?
[04:41] Comedians
    That was a hell of a show at Saga Arena.
[04:44] Lily
    Thanks! I'm gonna put on a
    magical show again today.
[04:48] Agent
    Excuse me!
[04:50] Agent
    Could you clear the way? Thank you so much!
[04:58] Light
    I'm Light Oozora!
[04:59] Light
    Thank you all for looking after me today.
[05:04] Comedians
    Light Oozora?! The child actor prodigy?!
[05:06] Comedians
    He's cute as a button!
[05:08] Saki
    Who the hell is Light?
[05:10] Junko
    I've seen him a bit here and there on TV.
[05:13] Junko
    He's an excellent actor.
    A bit like Lily-san before she died.
[05:17] Ai
    Why would a famous child actor be
    in a regional competition in Saga?
[05:21] Light
    Oh, are you all Franchouchou?
[05:26] Lily
    You know us?
[05:27] Light
    Yeah! You must be amazing if
    Iron Frill thinks of you as rivals.
[05:32] Light
    I was hoping I'd run into you if
    I came to Saga! This is great!
[05:37] Light
    Are you all entering the contest?
[05:40] Lily
    Nope, it's just me today.
[05:43] Lily
    Nice to meet you, Light-kun.
[05:45] Light
    Likewise, it's a pleasure!
[05:50] Light
    What the hell is this, huh?
[05:52] Light
    You seriously expect me to wait in
    the same green room as the peons?
[05:56] Light
    I'm Light Oozora, damn it.
[05:58] Manager
    I am so sorry, Light-kun!
    I'm getting something ready, so...
[06:02] Light
    You're should have it ready beforehand!
[06:05] Light
    How long have you been my manager?
[06:12] Light
    What the hell is this?
[06:14] Light
    It literally says in my profile that I only
    eat the pudding roll cakes from Semplice!
[06:18] Manager
    They don't have any locations in Saga...
[06:20] Light
    Well, Saga sucks then, doesn't it?
[06:25] Light
    That's part of why I bothered
    coming down here, though.
[06:29] Light
    There's no way there are any decent
    performers out here in the sticks.
[06:32] Light
    In other words, I've got a 100% shot
    at winning a ticket to the finals.
[06:38] Manager
    What about Franchouchou?
[06:40] Manager
    People have been talking about them
    lately, and one is in the contest...
[06:42] Light
    Ishimura...
[06:44] Manager
    R-Right!
[06:47] Light
    How long have you been
    watching me be legendary?
[06:51] Light
    Franchouchou? Seriously?
[06:54] Light
    My plan is perfect!
[06:56] Light
    I'm gonna have the judges
    drowning in their own tears.
[07:00] ---
    U-Uh...
[07:04] Host
    Japanese Got Performance!
[07:07] Host
    We're here to see what diamonds in the
    rough are waiting to be found in Saga!
[07:11] Host
    Here are our judges,
    who need no introduction!
[07:18] Saki
    Oh, crap! This is what national TV is like?!
[07:22] Yugiri
    Big city TV is certainly glamorous.
[07:27] Lily
    Light-kun said what?
[07:28] Sakura
    Yeah! He seems to run really hot and cold!
[07:31] Sakura
    And he's got some kind of plan!
[07:34] Sakura
    He said he came to Saga because
    he thought he could win for sure!
[07:38] Lily
    Really? Well, you don't need to worry!
[07:42] Lily
    I'm still just as wonderful.
[07:44] Lily
    Sakura-chan, I'm counting on your cheers!
[07:55] Saki
    What's the holdup? You're the one
    who knows all this cheering stuff!
[07:58] Sakura
    Sorry! We got kind of distracted...
[08:00] Host
    Entry number 13, Kotaro Tatsumi-san!
[08:06] Judge 1
    What kind of performance
    do you have for us today?
[08:09] Kotaro
    W-Well, I was going to do an impersonation.
[08:12] Judge 2
    What's the impersonation of?
[08:15] Kotaro
    R-Right, th-this is... a mudskipper,
    during mating season.
[08:32] Saki
    You can't do that on TV...
[08:34] Ai
    Lily has to go on next... after that?
[08:37] Host
    Next is entry number 14,
    Franchouchou's Number Six!
[08:42] Sakura
    Number Six!
[08:44] Saki
    Number Six!
[08:52] Lily
    I'd like to thank you all for
    taking the time to join us
[08:57] Lily
    all the way out here in Saga today.
[09:02] Lily
    No matter how much the world changes,
    the ties that bind a family,
[09:05] Lily
    and the love they share for one another,
    always stay the same.
[09:09] Lily
    Now, there was once a family...
[09:12] Lily
    That consisted of a skilled
    craftsman named Kuma, his wife,
[09:14] Lily
    and their son Kamekichi...
[09:15] Lily
    "Now, now, don't worry about the change!
    Just keep it between you and me."
[09:20] Lily
    "But before, you were fit to be tied
    over that little bit of money!"
[09:24] Lily
    "I guess some things get better with age!"
[09:26] Lily
    "He didn't drink at all?"
[09:28] Lily
    "That's right! Pa is doing better now!"
[09:32] Lily
    "He's been working hard, and he
    keeps on asking about you, Ma!"
[09:36] Lily
    "I think he still... he must still...!"
[09:39] Lily
    "You're the nail that keeps this
    family together, sweetie."
[09:41] Lily
    "I'm a nail?
[09:43] Lily
    That must explain why you let me have
    it with that hammer yesterday!"
[09:50] Saki
    Damn it... can't believe the
    shrimp's got me crying...
[09:54] Ai
    She really is a child actor prodigy.
[09:56] Sakura
    That was amazing, Number Six!
[10:00] Lily
    Oh, Light-kun! Good luck!
[10:03] Light
    Thanks for warming the crowd up.
[10:07] Host
    We now have our final
    competitor for this round.
[10:10] Host
    You all recognize him! It's the
    famous child actor, Light Oozora!
[10:15] Host
    Come on down!
[10:33] Light
    Never give up!
[10:44] Judge 2
    You can do it...
[10:47] Judge 3
    Come on!
[10:48] ---
    You can do it! You can do it!
[10:49] Everybody
    You can do it!
[10:53] Everybody
    Hang in there!
[10:54] Everybody
    Steady as it goes...
[10:56] Everybody
    You've got this! Come on!
[10:58] Everybody
    You can do it! You can do it!
[11:16] Light
    Never give up!
[11:18] Crowd
    Never give up!
[11:26] Judge 1
    Bravo!
[11:34] Light
    Just as planned.
[11:40] Host
    I've got the results right here!
[11:43] Host
    It looks like the finals will be between
    Light Oozora and Number Six of Franchouchou!
[11:49] Host
    The showdown's coming up after the break!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[12:03] Crowd
    They're both gonna sing for the finals.
[12:06] Crowd
    It's gotta be Light-kun taking it, right?
[12:08] Saki
    Man, it seems like everyone's convinced
    this Light kid's gonna win.
[12:13] Ai
    Well, he created a lot of momentum.
[12:16] Sakura
    Lily-chan...
[12:21] Lily
    "Life."
[12:23] Lily
    A song I used to sing all
    the time with Pappy...
[12:28] Lily
    He said Mommy loved it, too.
[12:39] Light
    Can I help you with something?
[12:42] Lily
    I thought you did a great job.
[12:44] Lily
    But I'm not gonna give up either!
[12:46] Lily
    I'm gonna sparkle and twinkle!
[12:50] Light
    That space case act of yours?
[12:51] Light
    Keep that up two years from now and
    people are just gonna think it's sad.
[12:55] Lily
    That goes for you, too, right?
[12:58] Light
    I'm not like you!
[12:59] Light
    I'm gonna be on Broadway someday!
[13:02] Lily
    Broadway?
[13:04] Light
    Surprised? I bet you are.
[13:06] Light
    Most kid actors are only
    living in the moment.
[13:09] Light
    "So cute." "So little." "So lovable."
[13:12] Light
    Nobody's gonna give a rat's ass about that
    stuff once we get out of elementary school.
[13:16] Light
    We're getting older whether
    we like it or not!
[13:23] Light
    That's where I'm different.
[13:24] Light
    I'm gonna blow up bigger than everybody
    else and fly off to the next level!
[13:29] Light
    Then I'm gonna make a new legend,
    one that only the adult me could pull off.
[13:35] Light
    Today's my first step towards that.
[13:37] Light
    So keep up the cute act and enjoy the
    show when I blow you out of the water.
[13:50] Sakura
    Lily-chan... that's...
[13:53] Lily
    It's fine! I'm going to keep twinkling,
    no matter what!
[13:57] Lily
    I'm gonna win big so Franchouchou
    can get their revenge!
[14:01] Sakura
    We're all with you!
[14:04] Sakura
    I know you can do this, Lily-chan!
[14:09] Sakura
    Yeah!
[14:13] Judge 2
    The performances in the
    preliminaries were amazing.
[14:16] Judge 2
    Now, I hear you have a song for us?
[14:18] Judge 3
    Is it going to be a nursery rhyme?
[14:25] Light
    I'm going to sing...
[14:29] Light
    "Life."
[14:31] Light
    A flower blooms so beautifully
[14:40] Sakura
    This song... it's...!
[14:42] Junko
    The song that Lily-san planned to sing!
[14:42] Light
    A blessing from the earth
[14:44] Saki
    That's really bad, right?!
[14:46] Ai
    If she sings the same song right after him,
     it's going to seem like rehash.
[14:51] Ai
    If it comes to that,
     I don't like her chances...
[14:54] Light
    With the crystal clear rivers carrying joy
[15:05] Light
    and peace to all around
[15:05] Lily
    What do I do? What should I do, Pappy?
[15:09] Lily
    Everyone... what do I do?
[15:12] (Flashback) Sakura
    We're all with you!
[15:16] Light
    Letting go of all fear
[15:26] (Flashback) Light
    I'm gonna blow up bigger than everybody
    else and fly off to the next level!
[15:27] Light
    And having faith
[15:31] Lily
    I can do this.
[15:39] Light
    With the words acting as a shield from harm
[15:49] Lily
    For the group!
[15:50] Light
    Let's sing the praises of life
[15:54] Lily
    I can take flight, too!
[16:18] Host
    Seems things might already
    be settled here, folks...
[16:20] Host
    Is this gonna be okay?
     We still have another finalist left...
[16:53] Lily
    With the crystal clear rivers carrying joy!
[16:56] Sakura
    Is this... "Life"?
[16:58] Junko
    She came up with an alternate arrangement?
[16:58] Lily
    And peace to all around!
[17:06] Sakura
    Number Six!
[17:08] FCC
    Number Six!
[17:59] Sakura
    That was great!
[18:04] Judge 1
    Fantastic!
[18:06] Judge 1
    That was so perfect, it's hard to believe
    it was an improvised arrangement.
[18:10] Judge 2
    What did you think when you found out
    you were both going for the same thing?
[18:13] Lily
    I remembered my friends in Franchouchou.
[18:16] Lily
    See, we've all been through a lot...
[18:21] Lily
    A lot of times we thought
    we couldn't keep going, too...
[18:25] Lily
    But none of us ever gave up!
[18:29] Lily
    So I knew I could go on, too!
[18:32] Lily
    So that Franchouchou can
    be even more eternal,
[18:35] Lily
    I thought I had to fly high here!
[18:44] Judge 1
    Those were both incredible performances,
[18:47] Judge 1
    but the way this show works is
    we have to choose a winner.
[18:52] Judge 1
    And the winner today is...
[19:03] Judge 1
    the performer who showed potential
[19:04] Judge 1
    beyond what he's already
    accomplished as a child actor,
[19:08] Judge 1
    Light Oozora! You win!
[19:14] Lily
    Congratulations.
[19:33] Manager
    Light-kun? Where did you go?
[19:38] Manager
    It's almost time for our flight!
[19:48] Light
    I couldn't have pulled that off...
[19:51] Light
    I lost. I might've been picked as
    the winner, but as a performer...?
[19:57] Lily
    You should be proud, Light-kun.
[20:02] Light
    Are you here to laugh at me?
[20:05] Lily
    You're the one who won the contest, y'know.
[20:08] Lily
    That means you did the better job.
[20:10] Lily
    That's how the business works.
[20:13] Lily
    Besides, you're gonna rise to
    the top on Broadway, right?
[20:15] Lily
    You can't let something
    like this stop you.
[20:21] Light
    Y'know this is the boys' bathroom, right?
[20:23] Light
    It's fine. It's just me, after all.
[20:28] Light
    Y'know, I'm always going to be twinkling.
[20:32] Light
    That goes for everyone in Franchouchou.
[20:34] Light
    We're going to be twinkling stars forever!
[20:37] Light
    That's why I decided to become a super
    twinkling star to help the others!
[20:43] Light
    You've got something I could
     never have, Light-kun.
[20:47] Light
    So... you should make that
    dream of yours come true.
[20:59] Light
    You make it sound easy.
[21:11] Light
    Drop by Tokyo sometime.
[21:13] Light
    We can work on something together.
[21:16] Light
    See ya.
SIGN    I Danced Franchouchou Number Six's Scat
SIGN    ILoveFranchouchou
SIGN    Views
[21:35] [SONG] Lily
    With the crystal clear rivers carrying joy!
[21:40] [SONG] Lily
    And peace to all around!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Lily
    It's me, Lily!
[23:26] Lily
    I hope that we can make all
    our miracles come true!
[23:29] Lily
    I bet if we work hard enough,
    our future is going to twinkle for real!
[23:33] Lily
    Next time on Episode 6 of Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
: "Walking Bet SAGA!"
SIGN    Episode 6: Walking Bet SAGA
[23:37] Lily
    Be sure to watch!

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E6 - Walking Bet SAGA

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[00:00] ---
    Previously on Zombie Land Saga Revenge*...
[00:02] ---
    It's been a few months since we bombed at*
    EFS as hard as any idol group ever has,
[00:05] ---
    and things are starting to look
    up a bit for Franchouchou!
[00:09] ---
    Everyone is feeling a lot more motivated,
[00:10] ---
    and Lily-chan even went on a
    talent TV show on her own!
[00:13] ---
    Her magical power got her to the finals,
[00:15] ---
    but then she was up against
    a child acting prodigy!
[00:17] ---
    And they were set to sing the same song?!
[00:19] ---
    That's some band-standingly,
    soul-strainingly bad news!
[00:20] ---
    But our Lily-chan was able to whip up
    a bold, improvised scat arrangement!
[00:23] ---
    It was so seriously magical
    that it had everyone
[00:25] ---
    going shoobieshoobie deeba daba beba bop!
[00:38] Inubashiri
    You look like you're
    racking your brain again.
[00:41] Ookoba
    In another five years, you're
    gonna have the same look.
[00:44] Inubashiri
    I saw the chatter online, too.
[00:46] Inubashiri
    About the resemblance to Lily Hoshikawa.
[00:48] Inubashiri
    More people are noticing Number Three
    and Four's resemblances, too.
[00:51] Ookoba
    Well, they're better known than ever thanks
    to that radio show and the Iron Frill business.
[00:56] Inubashiri
    Most people are just making fun of them
    for being a collection of lookalikes.
[01:00] Inubashiri
    I guess that comes with the territory
    when you're trying to get famous.
[01:03] Inubashiri
    You were the first one to notice
    Number Four looking like Junko Konno.
[01:07] Inubashiri
    You should've started
    writing stuff right away.
[01:10] Ookoba
    I don't wanna write a bunch
    of diet speculation.
[01:12] Inubashiri
    Well, the only theory that makes sense
[01:15] Inubashiri
    is that their producer is collecting
    a bunch of lookalikes.
[01:17] Inubashiri
    I bet the other girls probably
    look like somebody, too.
[01:20] Inubashiri
    Only other explanation is that they
    were revived, like a bunch of zombies.
[01:23] Ookoba
    If you're serious, maybe you wanna
    go write for that occult mag Mu.
[01:25] Inubashiri
    I'll head there for an interview right now!
[01:27] Inubashiri
    Not! I'm actually going to lunch.
[01:31] Ookoba
    The other girls, huh...?
[01:38] ---
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[01:40] ---
    A lowest point? Starting over from
    zero? That's just part of the saga.
[01:43] ---
    Even if we burn out in the
    process, we'll make it come true!
[01:45] ---
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
SIGN    Walking Bet SAGA
[03:10] Kotaro
    Peek...
[03:18] Kotaro
    G'morning!
[03:20] Sakura/Junko
    Good morning.
[03:22] Yugiri
    Morning.
[03:23] Kotaro
    Well, ladies of Franchouchou,
    how have you been?
[03:26] Kotaro
    Looks like you're getting
    back in the swing of things.
[03:29] Ai
    Hardly. We need to aim
    higher than ever before.
[03:33] Kotaro
    Very good. I like that spunk, Ai!
[03:35] Saki
    Seems like folks outside of Saga
    are hearing about us more.
[03:37] Saki
    I bet we can blast on to
    getting our revenge for EFS.
[03:40] Kotaro
    Yes, exactly, Saki!
[03:42] Sakura
    Let's keep trying all kinds of new things!
[03:44] Kotaro
    All right, then! Let's get
    down to a strategy meeting...
[03:47] Kotaro
    except we can't do that,
    can we, you airheaded zombies?!
[03:52] Kotaro
    We've still got almost 20
    million yen in debt, dumbass!
[03:55] Kotaro
    How are we supposed to do any damn
    thing without any damn money?!
[03:58] Kotaro
    This ain't some story where we learn
    how to enjoy life despite being broke!
[04:00] Kotaro
    You were only able to do the
    radio show and the opening act gig
[04:03] Kotaro
    and that audition show because
    they don't cost jack!
[04:05] Kotaro
    Until we get liquid, there's
    not gonna be any challenges
[04:07] Kotaro
    or revenges or anything else,
     you ninnyhammers!
[04:09] Saki
    The debt is your fault in the first place!
[04:12] Saki
    Quit acting like a kid!
[04:13] Kotaro
    Okay! So, that being the case, why don't
    we all get out there and get that bread?!
[04:19] Kotaro
    That goes for you, too!
[04:23] Sakura
    Tae-chan has today off so she can rest!
[04:26] Kotaro
    Nobody ever earned by sleeping!
[04:28] Kotaro
    Without money, you won't be able to have
    your fun little family dinners anymore!
[04:33] Junko
    Sakura-san...
[04:36] Junko
    Please, don't think of
    yourself as a ninnyhammer.
[04:39] Sakura
    O-Okay?
[04:41] Lily
    Have a good day!
[04:43] Quartet
    We're heading out!
SIGN    Yamada
[04:50] Yuugiri
    There.
[04:53] Yuugiri
    Here's today's list.
[04:56] Yuugiri
    Are you going to be all right?
[05:00] Yuugiri
    Be careful out there, you hear?
[05:03] Yuugiri
    Romero-han, look after her.
[05:15] [SONG] Errand song
    I love taking detours! (Love them!)
[05:18] [SONG] Errand song
    Nothing beats the slow path! (So much fun!)
[05:22] [SONG] Errand song
    But you can't forget to get
    those errands done, too!
[05:27] [SONG] Errand song
    Onions and pork ribs! (Ribs of pork!)
[05:30] [SONG] Errand song
    Carrots and potatoes! (Potatoes!)
[05:33] [SONG] Errand song
    Curry for dinner tonight,
    yeah, yeah, yeah! I love it!
[05:44] Ookoba
    I talked a big game, but big stories in Saga?
[05:48] Ookoba
    Not like I'm in Tokyo anymore...
[05:57] Ookoba
    That's Number Zero.
[06:14] Ookoba
    Franchouchou's Number Zero...
[06:17] Ookoba
    Even in that group, she stands out.
[06:20] Ookoba
    She doesn't sing, for one thing.
[06:22] Ookoba
    And when she dances, she's
    basically doing her own thing.
[06:24] Ookoba
    She has these strange bursts of
    activity that are almost childlike.
[06:28] Ookoba
    But none of the other members
    seem to think that's strange,
[06:30] Ookoba
    and instead of getting upset,
    they almost seem to love her for it.
[06:33] Ookoba
    Among fans, her devil-may-care,
    free-wheeling,
SIGN    Number Zero had the strongest presence in the
     Drive-In Tori commercial #NumberZero #Franchouchou
SIGN     Momentum is Number Zero's whole appeal! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
SIGN    I get anxious seeing Franchouchou without their mascot,
    Number Zero #NumberZero #Franchouchou
SIGN    I'd love to see what Number Zero has to offer outside of Drive-In Tori's rooster.
     I bet she could do the siren they play during Koshien.
SIGN    She's too wild lol Number Zero FTW lol
SIGN    It's amazing how Number Zero always nails it during the big numbers for the dances
[06:37] Ookoba
    mysterious behavior has
    earned a lot of love.
SIGN    Number Zero's
    godlike cuteness!!!!
[06:40] Ookoba
    You can definitely say she's got a certain
    something the rest of the group doesn't...
[06:46] Granny
    Oh, Zero-chan, are you out shopping?
[06:50] Granny
    I saw Number Six on TV the other day!
[06:53] Granny
    That little dear is really something.
[06:57] Granny
    I just bought some fish
    croquettes. Have one!
[07:01] Granny
    Now, don't go eating the bag like last time.
[07:05] Granny
    Sure, something for Rome-chan, too.
[07:12] Kid A
    Number Zero, Number Zero! Whatcha up to?
[07:15] Kid B
    Oh, you're shopping today?
[07:18] Kid B
    You can have some Irohanihohoho then.
[07:24] Ookoba
    She fits right in...
[07:30] Ookoba
    Is this a shortcut?
[07:45] Ookoba
    She's eating it?!
[07:48] Ookoba
    So fast!
[08:02] Ookoba
    Haven't done this kinda thing in a while...
SIGN    Minamoto Family Grave
SIGN    Yamada Family Ancestral Grave
SIGN    Super Market Morinaga Karatsu Store
[08:19] Maria
    Welcome!
[08:22] Maria
    Oh, it's you today, Number Zero?
[08:25] Maria
    I finally saved up enough money for Mama—
[08:28] Maria
    er, my mom, so I can buy her a scooter
[08:32] Maria
    to replace the bike that exploded.
[08:35] Maria
    To be honest, we're going through
    a bit of a rebranding with our team.
[08:39] Maria
    Check this out... now it's
    Dance Team Dorami!
SIGN    Dance Team Dorami
[08:45] Maria
    You could act a little surprised.
SIGN    Thinly-sliced Bacon (Canadian)
[08:47] Maria
    As for why we went with dance,
[08:50] Maria
    after seeing Number Two at
    Franchouchou's performances,
[08:53] Maria
    I figure there's more than
    one way to tear it up.
[08:56] Maria
    So we held a rally with all members
    and decided to go into dance.
[09:01] Maria
    There's also the fact Mama— er,
[09:02] Maria
    Mom will probably worry less this way.
[09:06] Maria
    Man, I always end up talking
    your ear off for some reason.
[09:10] Maria
    How much of that did you hear?!
SIGN    Instant Foods Curry Spices Sauces
[09:14] Maria
    Anyway, the idea is that one
    day we're gonna get big
[09:17] Maria
    and be on the same stage as Franchouchou!
[09:20] Maria
    Count on it!
[09:23] Ookoba
    That's a sweet story.
[09:27] Ookoba
    She's chewing on her?!
[09:27] Maria
    Aw, I keep telling you that hurts!
[09:30] Ugawa
    Maria-chan.
[09:32] Ugawa
    Is she chewing on your buns again?
[09:34] Sayama
    We're here to pick you up.
[09:36] Maria
    Oh, it's already time?
[09:38] Maria
    Oof, that hurts!
[09:38] Maria
    Number Zero, we're about to head to 656 Plaza
[09:42] Maria
    for the Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals
    Dance Battle 2019, ow, ow, ow...
[09:46] Maria
    which we're entered in.
[09:48] Maria
    You wanna come check it out?
[09:51] Hostess
    Our next judge is one of the people who
    helped make this tournament possible.
[09:55] Hostess
    You all know her from Saganship Z,
[09:57] Hostess
    the public relations manager
    from Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals!
[10:00] PR
    If you're worn out from dancing,
    by all means, try out our products.
[10:04] Maria
    Let's get out there and do this!
[10:05] Ugawa
    We'll do our best!
[10:06] Sayama
    What she said!
SIGN    Bird
[11:16] Hostess
    And there he is!
    Our five-time grand champion!
[11:19] Hostess
    Representing Saga, it's Cocco-kun!
[11:48] Hostess
    What a surprise we have, folks!
[11:51] Hostess
    It's Number Zero from Franchouchou!
[11:55] Ookoba
    She's on stage?!
[11:55] Maria
    Seriously?!
[11:57] Hostess
    Unfortunately, I'm afraid there is no
    last-minute entry for this competition!
[12:06] Hostess
    And that's our grand champion for you!
[12:08] Hostess
    He's happy to take on the challenge!
[12:40] Ookoba
    That's... gotta be so fast it doesn't
    look like she's moving... right?
[12:52] Hostess
    And Cocco-kun is down!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[13:11] Maria
    Number Zero! I can't believe you won
    the whole thing by doing a run-in!
SIGN    Bonus Prize 10 KG of onions
SIGN    Grand Prize 30,000 yen
[13:15] Maria
    And what was up with that spinning?!
[13:16] Maria
    It looked like your head
    wasn't even spinning!
[13:18] Ugawa
    Seriously, it seemed almost impossible!
[13:20] Sayama
    What a flex!
[13:21] Maria
    You even got the prize money, too!
[13:23] Maria
    I bet Number Two and the rest of the
    group will be thrilled to hear about it!
[13:28] Maria
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!
    You've gotta take it!
[13:34] Maria
    I can't take it!
[13:37] Maria
    Just give me those onions instead.
[13:39] Maria
    Why?!
[13:40] Dirty Harry
    What's all this? Is it a stickup?
[13:42] Dirty Harry
    Are we looking at some iddy-biddy
    baby muggers out here today?
[13:46] Maria
    I was just trying to give
    her this money back,
[13:49] Maria
    but she's acting like she doesn't
    want it, or doesn't care...
[13:52] Dirty Harry
    You mean to tell me you don't
    know what to do with some cash?
[13:55] Maria
    Y-Yeah, I guess...
[13:57] Dirty Harry
    Leave it to me!
[13:58] Dirty Harry
    It will be this officer's pleasure to
    show you how to put it to good use!
SIGN    Karatsu
[14:05] Maria
    Should a cop really be taking
    us to a place like this?
[14:09] Dirty Harry
    It's my duty as a Saga policeman to aid
    and assist the prefecture's citizens!
SIGN    Karatsu
[14:18] Ookoba
    Seriously, Saga...?
[14:25] Ugawa
    Maria-chan, it's Korosuke!
[14:28] Sayama
    Bummer city....
[14:31] Dirty Harry
    Y-You girls better get along,
    or I'll bring you in!
[14:35] Korosuke A
    We're not gonna do anything.
     We can't make trouble right now.
[14:39] Maria
    Sounding kinda weak there.
[14:41] Korosuke B
    Hey, dumbass! It's because
    Misa-san is racing today!
[14:44] Maria
    Misa...
[14:45] Korosuke A
    Yeah, since you guys stopped being
    bikers, you might not have heard...
[14:50] Korosuke A
    But after that game of chicken,
[14:53] Korosuke A
    Misa-san has been chasing after the kind of
    ultimate speed that Number Two showed off
[14:57] Korosuke A
    by getting into boat racing.
[15:03] Maria
    I guess she found a new
    way to tear it up, too...
[15:06] Korosuke B
    But she hasn't won even once...
[15:10] Korosuke B
    Misa the Fallen Angel!
[15:12] Korosuke B
    She always ends up accelerating
    at the wrong time and wiping out...
[15:16] Korosuke B
    The people who were calling her
    the runaway princess at first
[15:19] Korosuke B
    make jokes now about betting
    on her being a bust!
[15:23] Korosuke B
    They're even calling her Misa the Warthog!
[15:26] Competitors
    Here's hoping you can make
    a turn for a change.
[15:36] Maria
    That's just sad...
[15:38] Korosuke B
    You wanna die?!
[15:40] Maria
    If she screws up like that in front of me,
     I'll kill her myself.
[15:45] Dirty Harry
    All right, let's move along.
    We've got another race to bet on.
[15:51] Dirty Harry
    Here.
[15:52] Dirty Harry
    If you make a bit extra,
    cut me in on it, okay?
SIGN    Calling... Chief
[16:02] Dirty Harry
    Yes, hello, over!
[16:04] Chief
    Where are you right now?
[16:06] Dirty Harry
    Uh, well, I'm, uh, upholding
    my duty... as Saga PD...
[16:14] Chief
    Is it the horse track?
[16:15] Dirty Harry
    It's... not the horse track, no.
[16:19] Dirty Harry
    Over.
[16:23] Ookoba
    She's sucking on it!
[16:29] Ookoba
    I must be exhausted...
[16:33] Tae
    Franchouchou!
[16:36] Dirty Harry
    I swear to you... I'm not
    at the horse track, over.
SIGN    Ticket Out
SIGN    Ticket Out
[16:55] Dirty Harry
    Sure, I love horses! I'm just...
    not at the horse track.
[17:00] Dirty Harry
    Over.
[17:03] Ugawa
    Number Zero!
[17:05] Sayama
    We're over here!
[17:13] Maria
    Misa's race is coming up...
[17:15] Veteran A
    Now then, I wonder how that
    gal's gonna do today?
[17:19] Veteran B
    I do like the way she races, but...
[17:27] Misa
    Maria?!
[17:47] Korosukes
    You've got this, Misa-san!
[17:50] Veterans
    There you go! That's it! Nice racing!
[18:12] Misa
    Watch this, Maria...
[18:14] Misa
    And watch close!
[18:22] Misa
    Number Two...
[18:28] Misa
    Check this out!
[18:32] Kroosukes
    She did it!
[18:33] Dorami
    Too sweet!
[18:35] Veteran A
    That was the eel goby turn!
[18:38] Veteran A
    She pulled off the legendary technique...
[18:41] Veteran
    That was it... It truly was the eel goby!
[18:44] Veteran
    The eel goby has returned to Karatsu!
[19:00] Ookoba
    That was a hell of a race.
    I couldn't resist watching it.
[19:04] Dirty Harry
    This might not be the horse track,
    but that was an awesome race!
[19:08] Dirty Harry
    Should've bet on it...
[19:18] Maria
    What bet did you make, Number Zero?
[19:26] Dorami
    Huh?
[19:35] Maria
    Seriously...?
[19:52] Ookoba
    I ended up following her all day...
[19:55] Ookoba
    and now I only have more questions,
    with no answers to show for it.
[20:00] Ookoba
    I'm done.
[20:03] Sakura
    Tae-cha—
[20:05] Saki
    Hey, Maria!
[20:06] Sakura
    You were late, so we were
    worried! What happened?
[20:17] Yuugiri
    Nicely done, Tae-han.
[20:20] Maria
    It's good to see you again, Number Two!
[20:22] Saki
    Yeah! What brings you by?
[20:25] Maria
    Well, I ran into Number
    Zero at the supermarket,
[20:27] Maria
    and man, a whole hell of a lot happened!
[20:30] Maria
    Check this out...
[20:34] Maria
    She won big at the boat
    races! That's 20 million.
[20:39] Lily
    Did Number Zero seriously win all this?!
[20:42] Saki
    20 million... How much is that?!
[20:44] Saki
    Hey, shrimpy, how much is
    20 million, seriously?!
[20:44] Sakura
    Wh-Wh-What do we do, what do we do?!
[20:47] Junko
    If Number Zero really did win all this...
[20:50] Ai
    Can't we pay back our debt?
[20:52] Sakura
    Ta-Ta-Ta— er, N-Number Zero,
    let's tell Kotaro-san!
[21:04] Maria
    Number Two...
[21:14] Kotaro
    Let's gracefully accept.
[21:15] FCC
    All right!
[21:17] Yuugiri
    That turned out to be quite the errand run.
[21:20] Saki
    Damn, Tae's way more useful than Shades!
[21:23] ---
    You're amazing, Tae-chan!
[21:25] Sakura
    Thank you so much, Tae-chan!
[23:04] (Flashback) Ookoba
    I'm done.
[23:07] (Flashback) Sakura
    You were late, so we were
    worried! What happened?
[23:11] (Flashback) Sakura
    Ta-Ta-Ta— er, N-Number Zero,
    let's tell Kotaro-san!
[23:20] (Flashback) Inubashiri
    Only other explanation is that they
    were revived, like a bunch of zombies.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Sakura
    Sakura here!
[23:26] Sakura
    You can never tell what'll happen, huh?
[23:29] Sakura
    Becoming a zombie was definitely like that.
[23:31] Sakura
    Next time on Zombie Land Saga Revenge
    Episode 7: "Mai Mai Revolution SAGA."
SIGN    Episode 7: Maimai Revolution SAGA
[23:35] Sakura
    You can never tell what'll happen!

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E7 - Maimai Revolution SAGA

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[00:00] Maimai
    A miracle that you're longing to feel!
[00:04] Maimai
    Awaken returner! You just wish for it!
[00:07] Maimai
    Excitement until you hit the limit,
[00:10] Maimai
    and want more, more, more, and more!
[00:12] Maimai
    My name is Maimai Yuzuriha!
    I'm a second-year in high school!
[00:16] Maimai
    And yes, I have thought my own name
    was weird a few times before!
[00:24] Maimai
    I did it again...
[00:26] Maimai
    Oh, well!
[00:28] Maimai
    It's pretty, like a kaleidoscope!
[00:32] Maimai
    Now it's time for Maimai
    to hit the bath again!
[00:35] Maimai
    A toasty bath that's always waiting for me!
[00:39] Maimai
    Good afternoon!
[00:42] Maimai
    Let's see, women's bath, women's bath...
SIGN    Men
[00:53] Maimai
    Once I pop out of the bath, I'll guzzle
    down a tasty bottle of fruit milk!
[01:00] Maimai
    Time to get my bath on—
SIGN    Episode 7 Maimai Revolution SAGA
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
[01:39] Kotaro
    So... we have a new member today...
[01:45] Kotaro
    This is Franchouchou's Number
    Seven... Please clap.
[01:48] Kotaro
    Applause, people!
[01:50] Sakura
    Um, I'm not sure what
    you're trying to say...
[01:52] Kotaro
    You sure you're not sure?
    Seems kinda obvious!
[01:54] Sakura
    You only went to the bathhouse
    because the plumbing's busted, right?
[01:57] Junko
    Is that mummy-looking thing... a person?
[01:59] Kotaro
    You ever hear about an idol group
    with non-human members before?!
[02:02] Ai
    You're saying she's dead?!
[02:03] Kotaro
    Wow, you're worried about that?!
    You're gonna let that bother you?
[02:06] Saki
    Damn right we are!
[02:08] Kotaro
    Not to worry, ladies!
[02:10] Kotaro
    I've got the wheels on the zombie
    machine turning already!
[02:13] Saki
    Holy crap, she's really dead?
[02:14] Sakura
    Where did you find her?!
[02:16] Kotaro
    What? What, what, what?
[02:19] Kotaro
    Come on, now. I didn't "find her."
    I was... guided to her.
[02:24] Ai
    By who, exactly?
[02:24] Kotaro
    How the hell do I know?!
[02:26] Kotaro
    You know all these shrines and
    temples and stuff around Saga?!
[02:29] Kotaro
    They got gods crammed all up in them!
[02:30] Saki
    Shades, what the hell...?
[02:32] Kotaro
    It wasn't me...
[02:35] Kotaro
    I didn't do it!
[02:36] Lily
    You're seriously losing it.
[02:37] Sakura
    Then how did she—
[02:39] Kotaro
    I said I didn't do it, damn it!
[03:04] Sakura
    It's moving! It's moving!
[03:05] Ai
    Dummy! Corpses don't move
    around on their own!
[03:08] Sakura
    Just look at her!
[03:09] Junko
    You don't move around anymore after you die!
[03:20] Sakura
    Um... So, you're dead, right?
[03:24] Maimai
    Wait, did I die?
[03:36] Ai
    Why exactly didn't you double check?
[03:39] Junko
    You realize dragging a living high school
    student here is ordinary kidnapping, right?
[03:43] Sakura
    She... figured out we're zombies, right?
[03:46] Saki
    Looks like it. She's staring holes in you.
[03:52] Sakura
    Well, as long as she doesn't
    realize we're Franchou—
[03:55] Maimai
    Excuse me, you're Franchouchou's
    Number One, right?
[03:58] Ai
    I knew it! I thought I'd seen
     her somewhere before!
[04:02] Ai
    She goes to our shows!
[04:09] Sakura
    The girl in the glasses who
    always comes to see us!
[04:13] Maimai
    I knew it! I'm a huge fan
    of yours, Number One!
[04:17] Maimai
    I had no idea Franchouchou were zombies!
[04:19] Lily
    Well, there it is.
[04:21] Junko
    Moments like this can really come
    out of the blue, can't they?
[04:25] Ai
    What now?
[04:27] Yuugiri
    The way I see it...
[04:29] Yuugiri
    She'll have to die.
[04:33] Yuugiri
    But that's probably not the best idea.
[04:37] Maimai
    Oh, it's okay!
[04:39] Maimai
    I mean, you're looking
    a little sickly and banged up,
[04:41] Maimai
    but I normally can't tell
    you're zombies at all!
[04:45] Maimai
    On stage, you're all so cute and pretty!
[04:48] Maimai
    Is that makeup?!
[04:49] Saki
    She's taking this pretty lightly, huh?
[04:52] Sakura
    Maybe zombies don't come
    as that big of a surprise?
[04:55] Ai
    Sakura, you were shot!
[04:56] Sakura
    A few times, yeah...
[04:57] Kotaro
    Uh, well, regarding the
    matter of the zombieness...
[05:01] Kotaro
    if you could just...
[05:04] Kotaro
    Please don't tell anyone! I'm begging you!
[05:07] Kotaro
    Come on, you guys are in this, too!
[05:13] Mamai
    Diiing!
[05:15] Mamai
    Hey, so, in that case,
    can I join Franchouchou?
[05:22] Mamai
    That way I can help keep
    your secret safe, too!
[05:26] Lily
    What do you mean?
[05:27] Yugiri
    What a bold girl.
[05:29] Maimai
    Please!
[05:45] Sakura
    Really?!
[05:46] Ai
    You didn't even think
    for a second, did you?!
[05:49] Saki
    Don't just give up, man!
[05:53] Maimai
    Yay! Thank you so much!
    I'll do my very best, I promise!
[05:57] Maimai
    My name is Maimai Yuzuriha!
    Yes, that really is my name!
[06:00] Maimai
    You can call me Maimai!
[06:02] Sakura
    Maimai-chan...
[06:04] Lily
    That's so cute! Her name can mean snail!
[06:06] Maimai
    Well, I've got a curfew!
[06:08] Maimai
    I'll be back tomorrow! Goodbye!
[06:12] Junko
    So she's going to be... commuting?
[06:15] Saki
    Is that even an option?
[06:21] Saki
    Maimai-shi! Let's grab some frozen tapioca!
[06:25] Mamai
    Sorry! I have to taken a frozen raincheck!
[06:27] Mamai
    Huh? I didn't think there was any school
    festival stuff happening today.
[06:31] Maiamai
    It's something else! Something very else!
[06:33] Maiamai
    If Maimai is bailing on frozen tapioca...
[06:36] Maiamai
    Is it some kind of romance thing?!
[06:38] Maiamai
    Details, please!
[06:39] Maimai
    I mean, I definitely like them a lot, yes!
[06:41] Maimai
    And if you like 'em, join 'em!
[06:43] Maimai
    Good morning! Maimai's here!
[06:47] Ai
    Are you serious about being an idol?
[06:50] Maimai
    I am!
[06:51] Ai
    And you don't expect special treatment
    because you have dirt on us?
[06:55] Maimai
    I don't!
[07:00] Ai
    Okay.
[07:02] Ai
    Do you have any dance experience, Maimai?
[07:05] Maimai
    Not at all! I'm starting at zero!
[07:08] Maimai
    But I do know all your songs and dance
     moves from your shows and CDs!
[07:11] Sakura
    Really?!
[07:12] Sakura
    That's amazing, Maimai-chan!
[07:17] Ai
    Five... four... Three, two, one.
[07:20] Ai
    One, two, three, four...
[07:24] Ai
    Five, six, seven, eight!
[07:28] Ai
    How'd that even happen?
[07:30] Maimai
    I can see it in my head, but my
    body has trouble keeping up!
[07:33] Saki
    Sakura, Sakura! This might
    just be funny as hell!
[07:36] Sakura
    I wonder if Maimai-chan's gonna be okay...
[07:40] Ai
    Let's try again.
[07:42] Maimai
    Yeowch!
[07:43] Maimai
    Owowow...
[07:45] Ai
    One more time.
[07:46] Maimai
    Yeow!
[07:46] Ai
    And again.
[07:47] Maimai
    Oofta...
[07:48] Ai
    Again.
[07:48] Mamai
    Hargble!
[07:50] Ai
    Let's call it a day for now.
[07:52] Maimai
    I want to keep going!
[07:53] Maimai
    I want to be a real member of
    Franchouchou as soon as possible!
[08:02] Ai
    Make sure to go over what
    we did today, okay?
[08:04] Maimai
    Okay! I'll come by tomorrow!
[08:08] Saki
    Dude... Dude, is that...?
[08:11] Saki
    It's got color! Holy crap,
    Sakura, it's in color!
[08:15] Sakura
    That is neat!
[08:17] Saki
    Is... Is Oyajitchi still in it?
[08:18] Maimai
    He sure is! This is the
    20th anniversary model.
[08:22] Saki
    Oh, hell, the old dude's still
    there?! I oughta kill him!
[08:28] Sakura
    You were really working hard today.
[08:30] Maimai
    I've still got lots to learn, though.
[08:31] Sakura
    Ai-chan mentioned she's impressed
    with how hard you tried.
[08:34] Maimai
    I just want everyone to accept me soon.
[08:37] Sakura
    How long have you been a fan
    of Franchouchou, Maimai-chan?
[08:41] Maimai
    Well, I had given up hope for Saga.
[08:45] Maimai
    I mean, don't you think it
    has a lot of potential?
[08:49] Maimai
    But nobody knows about it.
[08:51] Maimai
    I think it has to be some
    kind of Saga thing.
[08:53] Maimai
    I mean, if Saga was Fukuoka,
[08:56] Maimai
    its image would be having a lot of
    people and being really active,
[08:58] Maimai
    and everyone would be more interested!
[09:01] Sakura
    That's... not Saga anymore, though.
[09:03] Maimai
    But then, one day, I was reading Sagazine...
SIGN    Angels Descend
     on Saga Rock!
[09:07] Maimai
    And I was all, "Idols, in Saga?! No way!"
[09:11] Maimai
    Then I heard about you doing
    a show at the end of the year...
[09:38] Sakura
    M-Me?
[09:40] Maimai
    It was really amazing!
[09:42] Sakura
    Oh, wow...
[09:44] Maimai
    I don't know how to put it into words...
[09:45] Maimai
    but I was amazed someone could sing with
    an expression like that. Shine like that!
[09:50] Maimai
    And so, I started thinking more and
    more about how I wanted to be like you
[09:53] Maimai
    and live in Saga the same way that you do!
[10:01] Sakura
    Just like me...
[10:03] Maimai
    But the EFS show was a real mess.
[10:06] Maimai
    The atmosphere got to us in the crowd, too...
[10:10] Maimai
    I've never wished my voice was
    louder than I did on that day.
[10:17] Maimai
    But, after seeing you at Saga Arena,
[10:20] Maimai
    it made me realize how
    amazing Franchouchou is.
[10:24] Maimai
    It doesn't matter that you're zombies!
    You're the same as living folks!
[10:28] Maimai
    So I don't think you all need to worry
    so much about the makeup and stuff!
[10:32] Maimai
    Being able to perform the way
    you do is way more incredible!
[10:36] Maimai
    I might not be able to contribute much yet,
[10:39] Maimai
    but I'm willing to do whatever
    I can as a fellow member!
[10:46] Sakura
    Let's work hard together!
[10:48] Maimai
    Yeah!
[10:49] Class Prez
    Isn't this kinda bad?!
SIGN    Saganan Carnival Organization Committee
[10:51] Class Prez
    How are we all brainstorming and
    this and coming up with nothing?!
SIGN    Saganan Carnival Main Stage
SIGN    Asparagus speed-reaping race ->Not a good idea to rush! X
SIGN    Marubouro speed-eating tournament -> Too much of a choking hazard! X
SIGN    Mudball polishing competition -> Too dull! X
SIGN    Student's Eel Goby show and tell -> Rejected by teachers X
[10:54] Girl
    I guess we're gonna be doing the Miss
    Tsubozamurai pageant again this year...
[10:57] Class Prez
    Don't give up so easy!
[10:58] Class Prez
    Look at how terrible these ideas are!
[11:01] Class Prez
    We oughta be able to manage
    at least one decent one!
[11:03] Maimai
    Diiing!
[11:06] FCC
    A performance at a school festival?!
[11:09] Maimai
    If we get popular with high school students,
[11:11] Maimai
    it'll spread from there and make
     Franchouchou better known!
[11:15] Maimai
    Ei-yah! Whoosh, whoosh! Ei-yah! Whoosh, whoosh!
[11:19] Maimai
    Ei-yah! Whoosh, whoosh! Ei-yah! Whoosh, whoosh!
[11:21] Saki
    High school, huh...
[11:23] Lily
    That sounds fun!
[11:24] Yugiri
    I'm interested, as well.
[11:27] Sakura
    Kotaro-san?
[11:31] Saki
    You need to cut that crap out.
     You wanna die?
[11:34] Kotaro
    You usually tend to pull in a real
    freak show in terms of audience...
[11:38] Kotaro
    This'll be a good chance for us to
    take direct aim at the demographic
[11:40] Kotaro
    that's gonna shape Saga's future.
[11:42] Ai
    What about Maimai?
[11:43] Junko
    She still hasn't been able to run through
    a routine without falling...
[11:46] Kotaro
    You need to be ready for showtime,
    because you're going to be the star.
[11:50] Kotaro
    This show, Franchouchou is going
     to be reborn as an Eight Wise Idols group,
[11:54] Kotaro
    and Number Seven makes her debut.
[11:57] Sakura
    Do you think you can do it, Maimai-chan?
[11:59] Maimai
    A-As long as my body doesn't betray me!
[12:02] Saki
    In that case, all you've gotta
    do is practice your butt off!
[12:06] Saki
    Time to get psyched up, Maimai!
[12:07] Maimai
    Right! Come on, brain and body! Get in sync!
[12:11] Saki
    Time for the new Franchouchou
    to strut our stuff!
[12:14] FCC
    Yeah!
SIGN    Piping hot!!
SIGN    Don't walk while staring at your phone
[12:37] Ai
    All right, looking good.
[12:39] Sakura
    Maimai-chan!
[12:40] Yugiri
    You managed to stay upright this time.
[12:43] Junkio
    And with two days to spare before showtime.
[12:46] Maimai
    Th-Thank you so much!
[12:49] Maimai
    Um, why don't we all head to the bathhouse
    to get to know each other a little better?
[12:55] Maimai
    I love visiting them! I've got
    a few spots in mind that—
[12:57] Lily
    Sorry, Maimai-chan, but that's
    one thing that's a no-go.
[13:01] Junko
    I do like baths, but...
[13:04] Sakura
    Y'know, they make it hard to keep secrets!
[13:06] Maimai
    Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot all
    about the zombie thing!
[13:09] Lily
    Hey, I'd love to go around
    your school instead!
[13:13] Saki
    You wanna take the place over, huh, shrimpy?
[13:15] Lily
    Not even!
[13:17] Ai
    I don't have too many memories
    of high school, to be honest.
[13:20] Junko
    Neither do I.
[13:21] Yugiri
    I'd love to see how young people
    today go about their lives.
[13:25] Maimai
    Got it! I'll get permission from my teacher!
[13:28] Lily
    Yay!
[13:30] Lily
    The festival's tomorrow! Get a move on!
SIGN    Principal's Office
[13:35] Girl
    That was seriously so ugh...
[13:38] Sakura
    Sorry... they all ran off
    as soon as we got here.
[13:41] Maimai
    It's fine! Everyone's really excited
    about the cultural festival tomorrow...
[13:45] Maimai
    I think they'll have fun
    no matter where they go.
[13:47] Sakura
    The prep is half the fun,
    after all. It takes me back!
[13:51] Maimai
    What were you like in
    high school, Sakura-san?
[13:55] Sakura
    I was kind of dead on the inside.
[13:58] Sakura
    Some stuff had happened, and it felt
    like nothing I did was gonna work out...
[14:01] Sakura
    So I had trouble taking anything seriously.
[14:05] Maimai
    You were really negative, then?
[14:07] Sakura
    Yeah...
[14:08] Sakura
    But after seeing Iron Frill... and Ai-chan...
[14:11] Sakura
    I decided to try again
    and keep moving forward!
[14:16] Sakura
    I was so happy when I found out they
    were having auditions for new members.
[14:20] Sakura
    Around this time, I would be practicing
    in a corner of the classroom...
[14:25] Sakura
    I died before I could apply, though.
[14:29] Sakura
    But now that I'm a zombie,
    I can try new things again.
[14:34] Sakura
    After meeting the others, I think I can
    take on any kind of challenge now.
[14:38] Sakura
    Even getting revenge at EFS.
[14:42] Maimai
    Wait, EFS? You're going to
    do another show there?!
[14:45] Sakura
    Did no one mention that?
[14:46] Mamai
    Not at all, no!
[14:48] Mamai
    I mean, that show was such a disaster!
[14:50] Mamai
    Why wander back into hell like that?
[14:54] Sakura
    That's just how Franchouchou is.
[14:57] Sakura
    EFS was a huge mistake, yeah...
[15:01] Sakura
    We got into debt and we couldn't
    even do idol stuff for a while.
[15:05] Sakura
    But none of us gave up.
[15:08] Sakura
    We're scared of messing up again,
[15:10] Sakura
    but I know if we're together,
    we can get through it!
[15:13] Sakura
    What we're all way more scared of...
[15:16] Sakura
    is giving up and becoming
    regular old walking dead.
[15:21] Sakura
    Over and over, we keep standing up...
[15:24] Sakura
    I think, for us, living means chasing
    our dreams even though we're dead.
[15:31] Sakura
    Oh, sorry! I think I got kinda...
    Oh, what am I even saying?
[15:38] Sakura
    Maimai-chan?
[15:39] Maimai
    That's who Franchouchou is...
[15:41] Sakura
    Yeah! And having you aboard
    is gonna be a big help!
[15:46] Sakura
    Let's make sure the show
    tomorrow goes great!
[15:51] Maimai
    That's who Franchouchou's Number One is!
[15:54] Sakura
    Maimai-chan, you okay?
[15:57] Sakura
    Huh? Um, maybe she didn't hear me?
[16:00] Sakura
    Maimai-chan?
[16:02] Sakura
    You forgot something! Me!
[16:06] Sakura
    Seriously...?
SIGN    Reiwa
SIGN    Franchouchou
     Special Performance
SIGN    Day 1 at 15:00~ In the Gymnasium
[16:13] Ai
    You're going to be okay, Maimai.
    Think of how much you practiced.
[16:18] Maimai
    Right!
[16:19] Saki
    All right! Let's get fired up!
[16:21] FCC
    Yeah!
[16:30] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's get wild, baby!
SIGN    Cultural Festival
SIGN    Franchouchou Special Performance for Saganan Carnival
[16:32] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, everybody!
[16:35] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's get real today!
[16:37] Death Dude 1
    Huh? Who's that?
[16:38] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Yeah!
[16:38] Death Dude 2
    There's someone new!
[16:42] Girl
    Why?! What's Maimai-shi doing up there?!
[16:44] Girl
    I have no idea what's gonna happen!
[16:45] [SONG] FCC
    Aw, my bangs were cut too
    short, but when you saw
[16:51] [SONG] FCC
    And gave me that "Like"
[16:53] [SONG] FCC
    When I got home, I thought
    maybe it wouldn't be so bad!
[16:56] [SONG] FCC
    Gotta dash out the door cuz I'm running late
[16:59] [SONG] FCC
    And try to sneak a peek in the classroom
[17:01] [SONG] FCC
    Uh-oh, looks like there's
    a pop quiz coming up!
[17:05] [SONG] FCC
    Charging straight into school life!
[17:11] [SONG] FCC
    The school girls are here to stay!
    And now it's time for happy days!
[17:17] [SONG] FCC
    Skipping, jumping, it's gonna take more
    than a traffic cone to stop me!
[17:22] [SONG] FCC
    We'll hang together through the day!
    Then after school is golden time!
[17:27] [SONG] FCC
    It's your treat, right? So,
    crepes or maybe donuts!
[17:30] [SONG] FCC
    Take it all together,
    because now is forever!
[17:40] [SONG] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's get wild, baby!
[17:43] [SONG] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, everybody!
[17:46] [SONG] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's get real today!
[17:48] [SONG] FCC
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[17:53] [SONG] FCC
    The school girls are here to stay!
    And now it's time for happy days!
[17:59] [SONG] FCC
    Skipping, jumping, it's gonna take more
    than a traffic cone to stop me!
[18:04] [SONG] FCC
    We'll hang together through the day!
    Then after school is golden time!
[18:09] [SONG] FCC
    It's your treat, right? So,
    crepes or maybe donuts!
[18:12] [SONG] FCC
    Take it all together,
    because now is forever!
[18:31] Girl
    That was awesome, Maimai-shi!
[18:33] Girl
    Look at you! The star of Saganan Carnival!
[18:35] Saki
    Hey there! We're Franchouchou.
[18:38] Saki
    This our first time performing
     at a school festival today, so...
[18:42] Saki
    And we kinda... Well, starting today,
    there's eight of us! And that's it!
[18:47] Yugiri
    Right!
SIGN    Franchouchou: Debut of the Eight Wise Idols!
[18:48] Maimai
    I'm Franchouchou's Number Seven!
    It's nice to meet you all!
[18:53] Girls
    You joined?!
[18:55] Metal Dude 1
    That's as sudden as it gets!
[18:57] Metal Dude 2
    You really never know what's gonna happen!
[18:59] Saki
    And here's Number Seven with a few words!
[19:02] Saki
    Let 'em have it.
[19:08] Maimai
    I want to thank you all for coming to see
    our special show here at Saganan Carnival!
[19:17] Maimai
    I also have something very
    important to announce.
[19:24] Maimai
    I, Franchouchou's Number Seven...
[19:28] Maimai
    will be graduating from
    Franchouchou after this show!
[19:37] Maimai
    Please enjoy my last song as Franchouchou's
    Number Seven... "Into The Light."
[19:57] [SONG] Maimai
    And now I leave for a distant journey
[20:09] [SONG] Maimai
    When I close my eyelids,
    the memories start to flow forth
[20:20] (Flashback) Maimai
    I've been thinking it over ever since
    I talked to Sakura-san yesterday
[20:23] (Flashback) Maimai
    and came to a decision.
[20:26] (Flashback) Maimai
    I thought I was the same as
    you all, but that's not true.
[20:31] (Flashback) Maimai
    It's not about you looking
    pale or anything...
[20:34] (Flashback) Maimai
    I think that you all lived
    out your short lives
[20:36] (Flashback) Maimai
    as best you could when you were alive.
[20:39] (Flashback) Maimai
    The reason you shine is
    because, even after dying,
[20:43] (Flashback) Maimai
    you keep rising up, intent on
    living life to the fullest.
[20:48] (Flashback) Maimai
    I think if I want to shine like you all,
[20:51] (Flashback) Maimai
    I need to live out my life
    here in Saga, first.
[20:54] (Flashback) Maimai
    That's why I'm going to
    graduate from Franchouchou,
[20:57] (Flashback) Maimai
    and live my life in the
    Reiwa era as best I can!
[21:02] (Flashback) Maimai
    That concludes the statement
    from Maimai Yuzuriha!
[21:05] (Flashback) Maimai
    Ei-yah! Maimai!
[21:09] [SONG] Maimai
    Goodbye until we meet
    again, my warm memories
[21:30] Ai
    I think you're really amazing.
    In a couple of ways.
[21:33] Junko
    You came and went like a storm.
[21:35] Lily
    Even though your name's pretty slow-going!
[21:37] Yugiri
    Never forget the boldness that got you here.
[21:40] Maimai
    It has been such an honor!
[21:43] Saki
    If you ever end up dead
    for reals, look us up.
[21:45] Maimai
    'Kay!
[21:46] Maimai
    Oh, this is for you, Saki-san.
[21:50] ---
    Huh?!
[21:51] Saki
    Seriously?! But isn't this
    thing super awesome?!
[21:53] Maimai
    I'd love for you to have it!
[21:56] Saki
    For real? Thank you! I swear,
    I'll take great care of it!
[22:00] Sakura
    It wasn't for long,
[22:02] Sakura
    but it was a lot of fun having you
    in Franchouchou, Maimai-chan!
[22:07] Maimai
    I feel the same way!
[22:11] Kotaro
    I'm sorry.
[22:13] Maimai
    It's okay. It was because I got
    mixed up in the first place.
[22:17] Maimai
    And thanks to that, I got to have
    an experience I'll never forget.
[22:21] Kotaro
    I see.
[22:22] Maimai
    I'll be sure to keep Franchouchou's secret!
[22:25] Maimai
    I'd hate to lose my role models, after all!
[22:32] Kotaro
    Thank you.
[22:37] FCC
    Thanks again!
[22:37] FCC
    Goodbye!
[22:38] FCC
    See you around!
[22:38] Maimai
    Everyone!
[22:40] Maimai
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    High School Student Dies in Motorcycle Accident
[22:59] Ookoba
    Every time I look at this,
     I come to the same conclusion.
[23:03] Ookoba
    With the exception of Number Five,
    who there's no info on...
[23:07] Ookoba
    Number Two, AKA Saki Nikaido.
SIGN    The Idol Who Became a Legend The life of Ai Mizuno
[23:09] Ookoba
    Number Three, Ai Mizuno.
[23:10] Ookoba
    Number Four, Junko Konno.
SIGN    Aviation Accident Leads to Sudden Parting
[23:12] Ookoba
    Number Six, Lily Hoshikawa.
SIGN    The Star Child Actress Lily-san's Sudden Death Lost Far Too Soon
[23:14] Ookoba
    Number Zero, Tae Yamada.
[23:16] Ookoba
    And Number One, Sakura Minamoto...
SIGN    Truck Involved in a Collision High-schooler Killed
[23:18] Ookoba
    There's no doubt about it...
[23:21] Ookoba
    They're all dead.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Yugiri
    This is Yugiri.
[23:27] Yugiri
    It seems that, no matter what the era, young
    people's hearts are always full of passion.
[23:31] Yugiri
    Next time on Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
Episode 8:
SIGN    The Saga Incident, Part One
[23:34] Yugiri
    "The Saga Incident, Part One."
[23:36] Yugiri
    Sorry to have kept you waiting.

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E8 - The Saga Incident, Part 1

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SIGN    The Autumn of Meiji 14 (1881)
[00:05] Yugiri
    I'm going to... Saga?
[00:08] Oyaji
    Right. It's where Master Hibiya was born.
[00:11] Oyaji
    His wife passed away a long while ago,
[00:15] Oyaji
    so it should be a peaceful arrangement.
[00:17] Okami
    It's a bit of a relief.
[00:19] Okami
    Up against someone like him, even the
    bigwigs couldn't make much of a fuss.
[00:22] Okami
    He's got the wisdom of
    age on his side, and...
[00:25] Okami
    Well, I'm sure you know
    better than I can explain.
[00:31] Yugiri
    Proprietor, Madam, you have my thanks.
[00:34] Yugiri
    I really appreciate all you've done for me.
[00:36] Oyaji
    I've never seen a courtesan
    like you before, Yugiri.
[00:40] Okami
    I hope I never do again!
[00:42] Okami
    Getting so popular that she
    couldn't get customers...
[00:45] Okami
    How legendary does one girl need to be?
[00:47] Yugiri
    I'm terribly sorry about that.
[00:50] Okami
    I hope you have a good life out there.
[00:52] Okami
    But knowing you, I shouldn't need to worry.
[01:03] Yugiri
    Oh...
[01:04] Okami
    Oh, come now, what are you girls doing?
[01:07] Girls
    Miss Yugiri! Is it true
    you're you're leaving?
[01:10] Girls
    We're not gonna see you again?
[01:12] Girls
    Where is Saga? Far away?
[01:14] Girls
    I don't like this!
[01:14] Girls
    I wanted you to teach me more
    about singing and dancing!
[01:19] Oyaji
    There, there, the legendary courtesan is
    going to be setting off to start a new life.
[01:24] Oyaji
    That's nothing to cry about.
[01:26] Yugiri
    Come on. See me off with a smile, all right?
[01:32] Yugiri
    It doesn't matter how far Saga is.
[01:34] Yugiri
    You're all still going to be in my heart.
[01:38] Oyaji
    Well, technically, Saga doesn't
    really exist anymore.
[01:46] ---
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[01:48] ---
    A lowest point? Starting over from
    zero? That's just part of the saga.
[01:51] ---
    Even if we burn out in the
    process, we'll make it come true!
[01:53] ---
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
SIGN    The Saga Incident, Part One
SIGN    The Spring of Meiji 15 (1882)
    The town formerly associated
    with Saga Castle
[03:33] Students
    Lady Yugiri is so pretty
    every time I see her!
[03:36] Students
    I mean, she's a legendary courtesan!
[03:39] Students
    What's legendary mean?
[03:40] Students
    You don't need to know.
[03:47] Narr
    Several months had passed since the legendary
    courtesan reluctantly left her old life.
[03:52] Narr
    The high-ranking government official
[03:54] Narr
    who arranged her freedom passed
    away due to sudden illness.
[04:00] Narr
    In accordance with his wishes,
    she was granted a portion of his fortune.
[04:03] Narr
    Although her well-being was secure,
[04:06] Narr
    she faced the prospect of living
    out the rest of her life
[04:10] Narr
    in a town where she knew
    no one and no one knew her.
[04:19] Townsladies
    I mean, they have to call
    her a legend for a reason!
[04:22] Townsladies
    She probably puts the folks
    over in Kamiashi-cho to shame.
[04:25] Townsladies
    What made her give up a life like that?
[04:28] Ye Olde Sakura
    Come on by and get your fill!
[04:30] Ye Olde Sakura
    We've got manju, dango, and shiruko!
[04:32] Ye Olde Sakura
    Step right on up!
[04:39] Kiichi
    Th-The time has come for
    us to take a s-stand!
[04:43] Kiichi
    Saga! Bring back Saga!
[04:45] Kiichi
    Saga!
[04:46] Kiichi
    Saga?
[04:50] Girls
    What does he want?
[04:51] Girls
    Let's go.
[04:54] Callers
    Come on by!
[04:55] Procession leader
    Come on by and have a look!
[05:00] Procession leader
    It's the Shin Goro traveling show,
[05:02] Procession leader
    and we're in town for a limited
    engagement of only seven days!
[05:03] Kiichi
    Saga! Saga!
[05:06] Kiichi
    Saga is coming through! Saga!
[05:09] Procession leader
    Hey! Who the hell are you?!
[05:12] Kiichi
    S-S-Sorry!
[05:22] Fishmonger
    What do you think you're doing?!
[05:24] Kiichi
    S-S-Sorry!
[05:25] Kiichi
    S-Sorry!
[05:32] Constable A
    Are you at it again, Kiichi Momozaki?!
[05:34] Constable A
    You're not going anywhere this time!
[05:36] Constable A
    Cooperate!
SIGN    Homeland... Where we live... Not Nagasaki... Our Saga...
[05:42] Yugiri
    Paper always has its uses.
[05:47] Constable
    You seem dead set on
    always being a nuisance!
[05:51] Constable
    You need to give it a rest!
    Do you want to be arrested?
[05:54] Constable
    I can arrest you, y'know!
[05:55] Kiichi
    I-I just want Saga to be...
[05:57] Itou
    A mugger!
[05:58] Itou
    Don't let him get away!
[05:59] Kiichi
    You stand there and wait for me to get back!
[06:02] Kiichi
    Where's that mugger?!
[06:10] Kiichi
    Itou...
[06:11] Itou
    You never learn, do you?
[06:15] Narrator
    At the time, Saga was treated as a problem
    prefecture by the Meiji government.
SIGN    Nagasaki
SIGN    Saga
SIGN    Fukuoka
[06:23] Narr
    During the Bakumatsu period, it underwent
    westernization faster than other domains,
[06:28] Narr
    making Saga a key location
    during the reformation...
[06:31] Narr
    But, with uprisings by the former
    samurai class during Meiji 7
[06:34] Narr
    and the accompanying defeats,
    its glory was a thing of the past.
[06:38] Narr
    By Meiji 9, Saga prefecture
SIGN    Nagasaki
SIGN    Mizuma
SIGN    Fukuoka
[06:40] Narr
    had been divided up between the
    prefectures of Mizuma and Nagasaki,
[06:44] Narr
    resulting in its total
    erasure from the map.
SIGN    Nagasaki
SIGN    Fukuoka
[06:50] Itou
    You need to give it a rest.
[06:53] Itou
    I'm not always going to
    be there to help you.
[06:56] Kiichi
    I-I'm just trying to bring Saga back,
    the way it should be!
[07:01] Itou
    As long as you're making a fuss on your own,
[07:03] Itou
    you're not going to accomplish anything.
[07:05] Itou
    The imperial court is still wary of Saga.
[07:10] Itou
    No one wants a repeat of the Saga War.
[07:13] Kiichi
    I'm not trying to start a war!
[07:16] Itou
    That's not what it looks
    like to everyone else.
[07:18] Itou
    Besides, even if Saga gets its name back,
[07:21] Itou
    what comes after that?
[07:23] Kiichi
    I...
[07:25] Itou
    Okay, enough of this talk.
[07:26] Itou
    Let's set aside the complex stuff
[07:28] Itou
    and go check out the cherry
    blossoms sometime soon.
[07:31] Itou
    I guarantee you'll see stuff
[07:34] Itou
    that'll make you forget all about
    this old Saga you're stuck on.
[07:37] Kiichi
    Th-Th-That s-s-s-sort of thing isn't really my...
[07:42] Kiichi
    Hey, what about my meat?!
[07:44] Itou
    Thanks for the meal.
[07:46] Ye Olde Ai
    Come on out!
[07:48] Ye Olde Ai
    If you've got any confidence
    in your skills, then face me!
[07:51] Students
    You'd be the talk of the town if you didn't
    spend all your time cooped up here, teacher!
[07:55] Students
    The cherry blossoms are in bloom, anyway.
[07:57] Students
    If you'd like, I can tell you
    some places with great views!
[08:03] Hibiya
    I want you to know what it's
    like in the outside world.
[08:16] Kids
    Wow, look!
[08:16] Kids
    Pretty.
[09:04] Kiichi
    Uh, if this is yours, I, er—
[09:09] Yugiri
    Thank you kindly.
[09:11] Yugiri
    I just bought it.
[09:17] Cart Guy
    Outta the way! Move it, move it, move it!
[09:21] Kiichi
    Look out!
[09:37] Yugiri
    Come on, now.
[09:45] Kiichi
    I-I am so—
[09:49] Yugiri
    Here.
[09:51] Kiichi
    Thanks.
SIGN    We must take Saga back. Saga is our homeland. Saga is where we were all born. The land where we live, it is called Saga. We are not from Mizuma or Nagasaki. The time has come for us to bring Saga back. That is why we will rise up for our Saga.
[09:54] Kiichi
    Hey, this is mine...
[09:58] Yugiri
    Oh, I didn't realize.
[10:00] Yugiri
    I apologize for treating
    it like tissue paper.
[10:07] Yugiri
    You should head on home
    and change into dry clothes.
[10:19] Itou
    What're you doing, Kiichi?
[10:21] Kiichi
    A celestial maiden...
[10:25] Itou
    I think I know who you mean.
[10:27] Itou
    The legendary courtesan who moved
    to Saga around the end of last year.
[10:32] Kiichi
    L-Legendary?
[10:33] Itou
    Come on, man, if you want to get Saga back,
[10:36] Itou
    you should probably pay more
    attention to the gossip.
[10:39] Itou
    The legendary courtesan, Yugiri.
[10:42] Itou
    She was a miracle performer unlike
    anything ever seen in Edo,
[10:44] Itou
    idolized by men and women alike.
[10:48] Itou
    People would bid to be entertained by her so
    competitively that the price got sky-high...
[10:52] Itou
    to the point where no one
    came calling anymore.
[10:56] Itou
    The heads of the restoration
    even got into fights over her,
[10:58] Itou
    and there are rumors the Meiji court
    almost fell apart because of it...
[11:02] Kiichi
    And a person like that... is in Saga?
[11:05] Itou
    Don't go falling for her, now.
[11:06] Kiichi
    Wh-Why would I?!
[11:09] Itou
    She's not the kind of woman
    a guy like you could handle.
[11:12] Itou
    She's from a different world.
[11:17] Kiichi
    A different world...?
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[11:55] Yugiri
    Oh, I remember you.
[12:05] Yugiri
    I'm sorry you went to the trouble.
[12:08] Kiichi
    Aw, no, it's nothing fancy... but...
[12:12] Yugiri
    Thank you very much for the gift.
[12:14] Yugiri
    But you should run along, now.
[12:18] Yugiri
    For your own sake.
[12:25] Kiichi
    I... I don't care.
[12:29] Kiichi
    Th-This stuff about you from being
    a different world and like...
[12:34] Kiichi
    All that complicated stuff!
    For our Saga, it's...
[12:37] Kiichi
    In Saga, it's...
[12:39] Kiichi
    In Saga... it's...
[13:07] Yugiri
    Pardon me! Does Kiichi Momozaki-han live here?
[13:18] Xu Fu
    It's Saga!
[13:21] Xu Fu
    I am Saga! No... Saga is me!
[13:31] Yugiri
    Sir? Are you all right, there?
[13:33] Kiichi
    Gramps, did you run off on...?
[13:40] Yugiri
    It's a herbal medicine that helps with colds and
    other illnesses while being very nourishing.
[13:45] Yugiri
    I had an old acquaintance send it.
[13:48] Kiichi
    I-I appreciate you going
    to all the trouble...
[13:50] Yugiri
    I felt guilty about you braving that blazing
    sun just to show me your gratitude.
[13:56] Kiichi
    Aw, I only did it because I wanted to...
[14:01] Yugiri
    It was nice. You were the first
    person to come calling on me,
[14:04] Yugiri
    other than my dance students,
    since I came to Saga.
[14:10] Kiichi
    Sorry about my grandpa back there...
[14:13] Kiichi
    He's a little... Well...
[14:16] Yugiri
    He seems like an interesting fellow.
[14:19] Kiichi
    I think Saga losing its name really
    made him worse these last few years...
[14:26] Kiichi
    He started ranting about how
    if he had his old powers,
[14:30] Kiichi
    he'd be able to raise the dead easily...
[14:34] Kiichi
    About eight years ago,
     there was a big battle here in Saga
[14:38] Kiichi
    and my father was killed.
[14:42] Kiichi
    I had nowhere to go and was cowering
    in the wilderness by myself...
[14:48] Kiichi
    If Gramps hadn't found me,
     I dunno what would've happened.
[14:52] Kiichi
    I owe him more than I can ever repay...
[14:56] Kiichi
    But all he says he wants in
    return is for me to save Saga.
[15:03] Kiichi
    I didn't know what he meant at first...
[15:05] Kiichi
    But when Saga lost its name,
[15:09] Kiichi
    it felt like everything my father
    tried to protect was going away...
[15:13] Kiichi
    Like Saga was going to vanish
    from inside people's hearts.
SIGN    We must take Saga back. Saga is our homeland. Saga is where we were all born. The land where we live, it is called Saga. We are not from Mizuma or Nagasaki. The time has come for us to bring Saga back. That is why we will rise up for our Saga.
[15:16] Kiichi
    And I didn't want that to happen.
[15:19] Kiichi
    I think it's fate that Gramps
    managed to find me...
[15:23] Kiichi
    So that I could find my way of life.
[15:29] (Flashback) Hibiya
    Yugiri, this is where you're
    going to live from now on.
[15:37] Kiichi
    I think I can finally picture it.
[15:41] Kiichi
    What I really want to do...
[15:44] Kiichi
    is create a new Saga.
[15:47] Kiichi
    One where men and women, former samurai
    and peasants, merchants and craftsmen...
[15:51] Kiichi
    A place where everyone can
    choose their own path!
[15:55] Kiichi
    And live happy lives where
    they're true to themselves!
[15:58] Yugiri
    That's a beautiful dream.
[16:06] Kiichi
    Please! Please, take one!
[16:09] Itou
    You wanna be arrested?!
[16:11] Itou
    You want me to arrest you?
[16:14] Kiichi
    Don't scare me like that!
[16:16] ---
    You never give up, do you?
SIGN    The time has come to bring back Saga!
SIGN    It has been six years since these lands were made into Mizuma, and part of Nagasaki, as a result of the war in the year of Meiji 9. But is it truly right for us to claim our home is Nagasaki? Can we honestly abide our homeland being stripped of its name? What will have become of it, if not? We were all born and raised in the land of Saga. There is no reason that name should fade away over the course of six years. The time has come to appeal to the Imperial Court for the return of Saga. Let us all stand together, and restore the name of our homeland.
[16:22] Kiichi
    She, uh... helped me clean it up a bit.
[16:25] Kiichi
    And helped with the composition and stuff...
[16:32] Ye Olde Saki
    There, there.
[16:33] Ye Olde Saki
    Come on, now.
[16:53] Itou
    It's just some fish.
[16:57] Yugiri
    Forgive me. I felt a
    rather... fresh presence.
[17:02] Kiichi
    Sorry!
[17:04] Kiichi
    I-I know I'm late...
[17:07] Kiichi
    Itou? You're early.
[17:10] Itou
    I wanted to meet the legendary
    courtesan as soon as possible.
[17:14] Itou
    Here, the big one I caught you.
[17:16] Itou
    You actually caught that
    thing in the Fukushoe River?
[17:39] Itou
    This is great.
[17:41] Itou
    I guess the legendary courtesan can cook,
    on top of everything else.
[17:44] Yugiri
    The gentleman who arranged for my
    freedom taught me all kinds of things.
[17:49] Yugiri
    Things that would help with
    living in the outside world.
[17:54] Itou
    All kinds of things, huh?
[17:58] Itou
    Y'know, maybe it's time for you, too.
[18:01] Kiichi
    What now?
[18:02] Itou
    You're not actually that stupid.
[18:04] Itou
    You could become a scholar, or a doctor...
[18:07] Itou
    If you want to help people, you could do
    something that's a bit more realistic,
[18:11] Itou
    instead of this wild dream
    about bringing Saga back.
[18:22] Itou
    You met this nice lady. Maybe it
    was a sign to think things over.
[18:26] Itou
    Hell, maybe you should think
    of starting a family?
[18:31] Itou
    If you're the head of a household,
    you'll feel more responsible, right?
[18:35] Itou
    I think it'd suit you.
[18:40] Isshiki
    Wh-Wh-What?! What?! What are you, stupid?!
[18:45] Isshiki
    Seriously, what are you—
    What're you trying to—
[18:54] Yugiri
    Kiichi-han!
[18:56] Yugiri
    Hang in there, Kiichi-han.
[19:01] Itou
    He's helpless, I swear.
[19:07] Itou
    Ah, that's all right.
[19:13] Itou
    How about a drink?
[19:14] Yugiri
    I'm fine, thank you.
[19:23] Yugiri
    Itou-han, have you known
    Kiichi-han for long?
[19:28] Itou
    It was about two years ago...
[19:30] Itou
    I heard there was some oddball
    passing out some strange writings.
[19:35] Itou
    I thought I'd go make fun of him...
[19:37] Itou
    I saw how everyone gave him a wide berth,
    without stopping for a second,
[19:42] Itou
    but he kept at it... He was so desperate.
[19:46] Itou
    There had to have been other ways...
[19:49] Itou
    He's a real fool, to be honest.
[19:55] Itou
    This country's changed.
[19:57] Itou
    It's going to keep changing, too.
[20:00] Itou
    What's to be gained by
     clinging to an old name?
[20:04] Yugiri
    I don't think Kiichi-han is
    interested in the old name.
[20:08] Yugiri
    He wants to create a new Saga,
    with a fresh start.
[20:13] Yugiri
    It might be a half-formed, shaky dream...
[20:16] Yugiri
    but it's one I'd like to see
    come true. Kiichi-han's Saga.
[20:29] Itou
    Sooner or later, that earnest
    heart of his is gonna get broken.
[20:35] Itou
    This country is still too
    twisted. Too barbaric.
[20:41] Itou
    Thanks for the meal. I had a good time.
[20:55] Kiichi
    Please take one!
[20:57] Kiichi
    For Saga...
[21:05] Recruits
    Excuse me, but could you
    tell us more about this?
[21:09] Recruits
    We want to get our Saga back, too!
SIGN    Target gaining support.
    Could not confirm how many.
    Chance of growth likely.
    Requesting directions if that happens.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Yugiri
    This is Yugiri.
[23:27] Yugiri
    There's always something inspiring about gentlemen
    willing to risk everything for what they believe in.
[23:31] Yugiri
    Next time on Episode 9 of Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
: "The Saga Incident, Part Two."
SIGN    The Saga Incident, Part Two
[23:36] Yugiri
    This is goodbye.

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E9 - The Saga Incident, Part Two

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[00:06] Rebels
    We need to inspire the people
    of Saga to rise up as one!
[00:10] Rebels
    We'll get rid of the crooks that
    have taken control of the country!
[00:13] Rebels
    And this time we, the samurai of Saga, will—
[00:16] Kiichi
    Yugiri-san!
[00:19] Kiichi
    Sorry to trouble you for the medicine...
[00:23] Yugiri
    How's your grandfather doing?
[00:25] Kiichi
    No real change.
[00:27] Kiichi
    He spends most of the day in bed.
[00:29] Kiichi
    Even though I've finally found
    a path to getting Saga back...
[00:33] Yugiri
    You certainly seem to
    have more comrades now.
[00:36] Kiichi
    Yeah!
[00:37] Kiichi
    We're putting together
    a petition right now...
[00:41] Kiichi
    S-See? We're gonna ask the prefectural
    magistrate to bring Saga back.
[00:45] Kiichi
    We're even gonna go around talking
    to a bunch of the old timers from here...
[00:50] Yugiri
    That'll certainly be a big step.
[00:52] Kiichi
    Yeah!
[00:53] Rebels
    How are we going to accomplish anything
    if you're acting like a coward?!
[00:55] Rebels
    You call yourself a samurai of Saga?!
[00:57] Rebels
    Step outside right now! It's time
    someone beat some sense into you!
[01:00] Kiichi
    Th-They're just a little worked up,
    y'know... I'll go stop them.
[01:01] Rebels
    That's fine by me! It'll be a good chance
    to show you how empty your heads are!
[01:05] Rebels
    Is that how you talk to your elders?!
[01:06] Kiichi
    Everyone, what's going on here?
[01:08] Rebels
    I'm just telling the truth!
SIGN    Petition to the Nagasaki County Magistrate
SIGN    In Meiji 9, Saga was abolished and integrated into Nagasaki prefecture. There have been a variety of problems including the management of communities of assorted size; supervision of agriculture, manufacture, and trade; and difficulties arising from reclassification of what lands belong in which prefecture. It is our belief that the only viable solution is to reestablish Saga prefecture. We humbly request the reestablishment of Saga prefecture. I humbly ask for your consideration on this issue.
SIGN    October 17th, Meiji 15
SIGN    Kiichi Momozaki
[01:25] ---
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[01:27] ---
    A lowest point? Starting over from
    zero? That's just part of the saga.
[01:30] ---
    Even if we burn out in the
    process, we'll make it come true!
[01:32] ---
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
     Revenge
SIGN    The Saga Incident, Part Two
[02:59] Itou
    Damn it. How'd I get dragged into this?
[03:02] Kiichi
    It's fine! He offered to
    take our picture for free.
[03:06] Yugiri
    Right.
SIGN    Nakayanagi Photography Studio
[03:07] Yugiri
    If this sample picture of us is
    enough to attract more customers,
[03:11] Yugiri
    that makes this one part of saving Saga.
[03:15] Yugiri
    Or would you prefer not having your
    picture taken for some reason?
[03:21] Kiichi
    D-Don't tell me...
[03:24] Kiichi
    You think it's gonna steal
    your soul or something?
[03:26] Itou
    Hell no!
[03:27] Kiichi
    It's fine, man! Don't worry!
    That's just a superstition!
[03:29] Itou
    I told you, that's not it!
[03:31] Photographer
    Okay, if you could hold
    still for a second, please.
[03:36] Photographer
    Here we go.
[03:38] Yugiri
    It'll make for a nice memory, if nothing else.
[03:40] Kiichi
    Sure will!
[03:44] Itou
    I know it's a bit early,
    but how about some drinks?
[03:47] Kiichi
    Sorry, I've actually got a...
[03:49] Rebels
    Momozaki-dono!
[03:53] Kiichi
    Maybe next time.
[03:54] Kiichi
    See you, Yugiri-san.
[04:00] Itou
    The old ruling class of Saga...
[04:02] Itou
    Survivors of the Saga War, I'd guess.
[04:06] Itou
    You should watch yourself, too.
[04:08] Yugiri
    What do you mean?
[04:20] Rebels
    Those damned merchants have
    finally agreed to our demands.
[04:23] Rebels
    This should be enough to keep
    us operational for a while.
[04:26] Rebels
    What should we do about Momozaki-dono?
    Should we let him in on this?
[04:30] Rebels
    Don't bother.
[04:31] Rebels
    I'm more worried about
    getting the guns in place.
[04:33] Rebels
    You're sure the cannons Nabeshima
    is bringing in from Tsukiji
[04:35] Rebels
    will be in place to target
    the main road to Nagasaki?
[04:38] Rebels
    Yeah, one of the merchants
    gave me his guarantee.
[04:43] Xu Fu
    I suppose what will be, will be.
[04:46] Xu Fu
    Kiichi is the one who accepted them
    as comrades in his efforts to save Saga.
[04:52] Xu Fu
    The world of man will always
    be shaped by the actions of men...
[04:55] Xu Fu
    That's karma for you.
[05:04] Yugiri
    Kiichi-han has been complaining that you
    haven't taken any of the medicine I sent you.
[05:10] Xu Fu
    There's no point. I am Saga.
[05:12] Xu Fu
    No, Saga is me...
[05:15] Xu Fu
    If it's going to fade from existence,
    there'll be nothing left of me, either.
[05:20] Yugiri
    And you're convinced
    Saga's fate is set in stone,
[05:24] Yugiri
    in spite of everything
    Kiichi-han's been doing?
[05:26] Xu Fu
    The heavens do favor him.
[05:28] Xu Fu
    Even now, I can see the star of Saga's
    salvation shining over him...
[05:34] Xu Fu
    But, in the end, it will be the hands of
    men who decide matters of life and death.
[05:39] Xu Fu
    As things stand, I don't have enough
    strength to offer any real help...
[05:44] Yugiri
    Drink this.
[05:46] Xu Fu
    But... I-I just said...
[06:05] Yugiri
    Make sure to have some every day,
    until the box is empty.
[06:12] Kiichi
    N-Now hang on a second!
[06:15] Rebels
    No petition can ever make
    up for the anger we feel!
[06:20] Kiichi
    B-But we aren't trying
    to start a war here...
[06:24] Rebels
    What we need right now,
    more than anything else, is action!
[06:27] Kiichi
    J-Just give me some more time, please...
[06:30] Kiichi
    I know I can get our Saga—
[06:33] Rebels
    A boy like you can't understand!
[06:35] Rebels
    What it felt like for us,
     eight years ago, seeing Saga die...
SIGN    Let's bring back Saga.
SIGN    Let's return Saga to the prefecture it was before Meiji 9. Has living in the current Saga caused you any trouble? Whether it's filing official paperwork, wanting to purchase new land, or open a new business, contacting the prefectural office becomes necessary. And when there is a distance of 20 ri to said office, it becomes a major difficulty. When Saga was abolished, it meant the name of our homeland was lost. Is there any need to accept these inconveniences on top of that? We have endured to this day, since the fighting of Meiji 7. We have made personal sacrifices as a result of the outcome of that war. There is no need to endure any longer. The restoration of Saga will improve all our lives. The time has come to re-assess our current condition; to think about Saga prefecture, our homeland, and our future. We will take action to improve our lives.
[06:49] Itou
    Isn't enough enough?
[06:53] Itou
    You did what you could,
[06:55] Itou
    but there's nothing but
    destruction ahead, now.
[07:01] Itou
    The survivors of the Saga War
    are arming up again.
[07:03] Itou
    There's no way the army ignores that.
[07:05] Itou
    Everything that happened eight
    years ago is gonna happen again.
[07:11] Itou
    You have to realize it by now.
[07:14] Itou
    Pure idealism isn't enough
    to change the world.
[07:19] Kiichi
    But if I back down now...
    what happens to Saga?
[07:23] Kiichi
    It'll make everyone give up.
[07:25] Kiichi
    They'll think Saga really can't
    do anything and stop trying.
[07:29] Kiichi
    Thinking they can't change anything...
[07:31] Kiichi
    I can't let it end like that!
[07:35] Kiichi
    No matter where you were born
    or what your background is,
[07:38] Kiichi
    Saga should be a place where people
    can do what they want to!
[07:42] Kiichi
    Where you can reach for the future!
    And help each other!
[07:45] Kiichi
    That's the new Saga I want to bring back!
[07:48] Itou
    You need to wake up!
[07:50] Itou
    How long are you going to keep yelling
    about this stupid kid's dream?
[07:53] Itou
    This country is still immature...
    Twisted and barbaric.
[07:57] Itou
    It will crush you like you're nothing!
[08:01] Kiichi
    Quit trying to make it sound like it's over!
[08:03] Kiichi
    Saga hasn't even begun yet!
[08:57] Itou
    If this keeps up,
    Kiichi's going to be a fugitive.
[09:01] Itou
    He might not have meant to,
    but he helped spark a rebellion.
[09:05] Itou
    You should get out of Saga for a while.
[09:07] Itou
    I wasn't joking about what I said before.
[09:09] Itou
    I think together, the two of you could—
[09:11] Yugiri
    Itou-han...
[09:13] Yugiri
    Do Kiichi-han's ambitions really
    seem that shallow to you?
[09:22] Itou
    He's seriously such an idiot.
[09:24] Itou
    Awkward and bashful, but determined,
    in spite of being helpless...
[09:29] Itou
    That's why I...
[09:33] Itou
    Look after him for me.
SIGN    To Takato Ooki-sama
SIGN    To Shigenobu Ookuma-sama
[09:52] Yugiri
    Thank you very much.
[10:15] ---
    Thanks!
SIGN    Izakaya
SIGN    Chinzei News New prefecture set to be established inside Nagasaki
[10:37] (Flashback) Rebels
    What we need right now,
    more than anything else, is action!
SIGN    Nagasaki Prefectural Office to Establish a New Prefectural Magistrate
[10:57] Rebels
    Who are you?
[11:42] Itou
    This is why I told you to stop.
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[12:06] Kiichi
    Itou... why...?
[12:10] Kiichi
    What are you doing? Why would you...?
[12:13] Itou
    Well, Kiichi? Does this change things?
    Still not gonna give up?
[12:19] Itou
    My job is to keep an eye
    on rebels lurking in Saga.
[12:23] Itou
    It would've been fine if you had
    kept to your childish campaign.
[12:26] Itou
    But once it crossed a certain line...
[12:29] Kiichi
    I-Itou...
[12:32] Itou
    This is all I have.
[12:37] Itou
    This country's still twisted and barbaric.
[12:40] Itou
    Full of people like me, who don't know how
    else to live and don't have any other options.
[12:46] Itou
    Answer me, Kiichi!
[12:51] Kiichi
    Stop, Itou!
[13:19] Yugiri
    Kiichi-han!
[13:31] Yugiri
    People will be on our trail.
    You should leave Saga for now.
[13:38] Kiichi
    Why'd it end up like this...?
[13:41] Kiichi
    I never really understood
    what was going on...
[13:46] Kiichi
    But Itou... and my comrades...
[13:50] Kiichi
    Because of me! All of it!
[13:52] Kiichi
    I stirred all this up! Let them all die!
[13:55] Kiichi
    How am I... How am I supposed
    to make a new Saga?!
[14:04] Kiichi
    Please, just go.
[14:06] Kiichi
    They're only after me...
[14:09] Kiichi
    and I don't care anymore.
[14:11] Kiichi
    I don't want you to—
[14:15] Yugiri
    I don't want to hear any whining!
[14:17] Yugiri
    What you're after might be a naive,
    childish dream, Kiichi-han...
[14:23] Yugiri
    But the fact is that was what
    got things moving again in Saga.
[14:27] Yugiri
    You have a responsibility
    to see it through!
[14:30] Yugiri
    A lot of people who were inspired
    by your words have died.
[14:34] Yugiri
    As it stands, that will all be for nothing
[14:37] Yugiri
    if you don't make your dream a reality!
[14:41] Yugiri
    You're going to get it back,
    aren't you? Create a new Saga?
[14:45] Yugiri
    Even when people mocked you,
    you had faith in that and pressed on.
[14:49] Yugiri
    Are you going to turn your back on
    all of that and act like it meant nothing?
[15:01] Yugiri
    Go through Mitsuse Pass,
    then take a boat from Hakata to Nagasaki.
[15:06] Yugiri
    The letter will tell you
    what to do from there.
[15:10] Yugiri
    I asked some old acquaintances
    of mine for help.
[15:14] Yugiri
    With their support, even the government
    won't be able to lay a hand on you.
[15:24] Yugiri
    This is all I can do for you.
[15:26] Yugiri
    What happens once you survive is up to you.
[15:30] Yugiri
    Please, show me what the new
    Saga you create looks like.
[15:47] Kiichi
    I swear, with everything I have...
[15:50] Kiichi
    I will create a new Saga!
[16:10] Itou
    Damn it, I didn't think a legendary
    courtesan would be this legendary.
[16:15] Itou
    Who the hell was the guy
    who set you free, anyway?
[16:20] Yugiri
    Have you ever heard the
    name "Sheathed Kichiemon"?
[16:25] Itou
    The Demon of Hibiya...!
[16:31] Itou
    I better take this seriously, then.
[17:14] Itou
    Sorry. I guess you're stuck
    with the short end of the stick.
[17:19] Yugiri
    Why...?
[17:22] Itou
    A place where everyone...
    can live freely, the way they want...
[18:07] Yugiri
    By the time you are reading this letter,
    I will likely no longer be alive.
[18:14] Yugiri
    A few of my old acquaintances have
    sworn to look after Kiichi-han.
[18:19] Yugiri
    But with blood having been spilled
    and signs of rebellion growing in Saga,
[18:25] Yugiri
    someone will have to accept
    responsibility and punishment for it.
[18:29] Yugiri
    I think that this entire
    incident, and my involvement,
[18:33] Yugiri
    will all be treated like it
    never happened in the end.
[18:36] Yugiri
    If Kiichi-han asks you,
    please tell him I left Saga safely.
[18:43] Yugiri
    And, if you truly are Saga itself...
[18:48] Yugiri
    then please guide the new Saga
    that Kiichi-han creates.
[19:03] Yugiri
    This is goodbye.
SIGN    May 9th, Meiji 16 (1883)
SIGN    Saga gains independence from Nagasaki thanks
     to an appeal from supporters in the prefecture
SIGN    On August 4th of that year, the Military Justice Reform
    law bans unilateral executions by military personnel
SIGN    On August 13th of the same year, the first Saga prefectural assembly is held
SIGN    Franchouchou
SIGN    The Saga Incident, live!
SIGN    Photo ops included!
[19:30] Saki
    Hey, anybody seen my hat?
[19:33] Ai
    You had it on during rehearsal, didn't you?
[19:35] Ai
    Maybe you left it somewhere.
[19:37] Saki
    I'm telling you, I left it right here!
[19:40] Junko
    Tae-san, what are you chewing on?
[19:41] Junko
    Oh, no...
[19:42] Sakura
    Tae-chan, no! That's not even squid!
[19:46] Lily
    Ew, it's drooly and smooshed!
[19:49] Kotaro
    What are you loafing around for,
    you easy breezy parcheesi zombiesees?!
[19:54] Kotaro
    The crowd's butts are getting
    numb waiting for you!
[19:57] Kotaro
    Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[20:01] Lily
    Come on, Yugirin!
[20:02] Yugiri
    Right.
[20:11] FCC
    Saga...
[20:18] FCC
    Saga!
[20:25] FCC
    Saga...
[20:31] FCC
    Yeah
[20:43] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[20:47] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[20:50] FCC
    All by myself with crimson lipstick (Yeah)
[20:52] FCC
    Reapplied in the middle of the night (Yeah)
[20:54] FCC
    It starts to dry out as I wonder,
    are you coming tonight or not?
[20:59] FCC
    Tearing the petals off one
    by one (from a bellflower)
[21:03] FCC
    Feels like my patience is falling apart, too
[21:05] FCC
    A harlequin, kept captive
[21:09] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[21:13] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[21:16] FCC
    They say I'm friendly to everyone (Yeah)
[21:18] FCC
    And you know how rumors start (Yeah)
[21:20] FCC
    I'm ready to wallow in my sadness,
     so come and take me
[21:24] FCC
    When you're feeling
[21:25] FCC
    On top of the world
[21:26] FCC
    There's no way to endure
    the waves of affection
[21:29] FCC
    And when you're having
[21:30] FCC
    A bad time
[21:31] FCC
    Come on over...
[21:33] FCC
    You'll dance with passionate frustration like
    a butterfly (Bound up, bound up, bound up, bound up)
[21:38] FCC
    I want us tied together with flowing blood
    (from thorns, from thorns, from thorns, like a rose)
[21:43] FCC
    From Mitsuse Pass to Tawarazaka (And beyond)
[21:44] FCC
    Drop by to see me, even in hell
[21:47] FCC
    Battered by the wind and buffeted by hail
[21:49] FCC
    Come on by
[21:49] FCC
    Coming? Or not? Come on, here you are!
[21:51] FCC
    A sweet future, forever
[21:53] FCC
    I'll indulge you as you indulge me
[21:57] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[22:01] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[22:06] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[22:10] FCC
    Check it out, check it out,
    check it out, check it out
[22:30] Xu Fu
    So, how are you liking this era?
[22:33] Yugiri
    It's wonderful.
[22:35] Yugiri
    I think really do love dancing
    and singing for an audience.
[22:42] Xu Fu
    What're you called again? The Saga—
[22:44] Yugiri
    It's Franchouchou.
[22:46] Xu Fu
    Right, that.
[22:48] Xu Fu
    I guess all that fussing he did
    amounted to something after all.
[22:54] Yugiri
    It really did.
[22:56] Yugiri
    And I'm truly grateful for that.
[23:02] Yugiri
    It's my turn this time.
[23:05] Yugiri
    I'm going to choose a path for myself,
     in this new Saga...
[23:08] Yugiri
    and walk down it.
[23:13] Yugiri
    I'm lucky enough to have comrades
    with the same goal, after all.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:26] Saki
    Saki here!
[23:27] Saki
    Man, if there's anyone I can't beat, it's Big Sis.
[23:29] Saki
    But until we get our revenge,
    I'm not losing to anybody!
[23:32] Saki
    Next time on Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
Episode 10:
[23:34] Saki
    "The SAGA of How These Zombies
    Will Get Their Revenge."
SIGN    Episode 10: The SAGA of
    How These Zombies Will Get Their Revenge
[23:37] Saki
    You better watch it!

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E10 - The SAGA of How These Zombies Will Get Their Revenge

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[00:00] Sakura
    Why am I going to be an idol?
[00:02] Kotaro
    We call it the Zombie
    Land Saga Project, baby!
[00:05] Ai
    Revitalizing a prefecture as local idols?
[00:06] Lily
    That's our name now that we've been reborn!
[00:08] Sakura
    Oh, what do I do now?!
[00:09] Junko
    It's fine. I'll back you up.
[00:11] Kotaro
    Doesn't matter if you don't,
    as long as I do have what it takes!
[00:12] Yugiri
    We would rather go on
    stage and fail with you.
[00:13] Sakura
    Is it okay if we... as Franchouchou...
[00:16] Xu Fu
    It was a crazy scheme in the first place...
[00:18] Kotaro
    There's a hard deadline on this project!
[00:21] Ookoba
    There's no doubt about it...
[00:23] Ookoba
    They're all dead.
[00:25] Inubashiri
    Only other explanation is that they
    were revived, like a bunch of zombies.
[00:32] ---
    Even if we have nothing else,
    we still have the future.
[00:34] ---
    A lowest point? Starting over from
    zero? That's just part of the saga.
[00:37] ---
    Even if we burn out in the
    process, we'll make it come true!
[00:39] ---
    This is where our revenge begins!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga
    Revenge
SIGN    The SAGA of How These Zombies Will Get Their Revenge
SIGN    Three Weeks After the Arpino Concert
SIGN    January 17th, 2019
[02:03] Saki
    Damn, the article makes us look awesome!
[02:07] Yugiri
    I suppose it really isn't Franchouchou
    without all seven of us.
[02:12] Lily
    It talks about how our first album
     went on sale after the concert,
[02:15] Lily
    and it became a one-of-a-kind
    smash hit in the Saga idol scene!
[02:19] Lily
    It wouldn't have killed them to
    call it a "magical hit," though!
SIGN    Article by Arata Ookoba
[02:22] Sakura
    It's that writer who always covers us.
[02:24] Ai
    He has given criticism sometimes,
    so we can trust his opinion.
[02:28] Ai
    We should pay attention to what he says.
[02:30] Saki
    Hell, I bet we can rope in a
    crowd of a thousand next time!
[02:33] Ai
    Come on, getting cocky like that is exactly
    how we'll end up making a mistake.
[02:36] Junko
    We don't want to be overconfident.
[02:38] Junko
    Let's stay sharp and keep working steadily.
[02:39] Saki
    All right, let's stay sharp
    so we don't screw up,
[02:43] Saki
    and get that crowd of a thousand!
[02:45] FCC
    Yeah!
SIGN    January 18th, 2019
[02:48] Kotaro
    Exactly how long are you gonna be high off
    that Arpino show, you giddy zombies?!
[02:54] Kotaro
    Zombies don't have the free time
    or the brains to sit on their laurels!
[02:58] Kotaro
    And boom!
SIGN    Concert
[02:59] Kotaro
    We're barreling right into a show at the
    Ekimae Fudosan Stadium... EFS for short!
[03:06] Sakura
    Ekimae Fudosan...?
[03:09] Sakura
    Ai-chan?
[03:10] Lily
    I've never heard of that stadium before.
[03:14] Saki
    Doesn't matter how fancy the name is.
[03:16] Saki
    We're set to bring in a
    crowd of a thousand next time!
[03:19] Ai
    It's not actually going to be
    called that until February...
[03:24] Kotaro
    Someone's done their homework.
[03:26] Sakura
    The name is changing?
[03:28] Saki
    What's it called now, though?
[03:31] Ai
    The Best Amenity Stadium...
[03:34] Ai
    The one in Tosu.
[03:39] Sakura
    Ai-chan...
[03:40] Ai
    I appreciate it, but I'm okay.
[03:43] Ai
    The real issue here is the size.
[03:46] Ai
    I'm pretty sure its seating capacity is...
[03:49] Kotaro
    Approximately 25,000.
[03:52] Junko
    Twenty-five thousand...?
[03:53] Lily
    That's fifty times the size of Arpino.
[03:55] Kotaro
    With standing room on the
    field for even more.
[03:58] Saki
    I'm having trouble picturing this...
    Is that a number I could beat in a fight?
[04:02] Sakura
    That's really impressive—
[04:03] Ai
    There's no way we can pull that off!
[04:06] Kotaro
    The show is scheduled for March 8th.
[04:09] Ai
    Don't be ridiculous!
[04:10] Ai
    This isn't Fukuoka! We're in Saga!
[04:13] Ai
    A stadium in Saga... Iron Frill was
    able to manage it back then, but—
[04:15] Kotaro
    Except y'all are a lot better now!
[04:20] Kotaro
    Or what?
[04:22] Kotaro
    Are you going to say that Franchouchou isn't
    as good now as Iron Frill was ten years ago?
[04:28] Kotaro
    Each and every one of you is a legend...
[04:35] Kotaro
    With one exception, you're all legendary.
[04:37] Sakura
    Pretty sure he was looking
    right at me just now.
[04:39] Kotaro
    I chose and resurrected
    you all to save Saga!
[04:42] Kotaro
    You can accomplish anything!
[04:45] Kotaro
    EFS will be filled to capacity
    with Franchouchou fans!
[04:48] Kotaro
    And then, once you've got the crowd on fire,
[04:51] Kotaro
    you'll blow them up with the new
    song as an encore, like boom!
[04:56] Kotaro
    Franchouchou's legend is going to
    keep blowing up like a cluster bomb!
[05:03] Saki
    Look, even I can tell that Shades is
    being a bigger dumbass than ever before.
[05:08] Saki
    Can we seriously pull this off?
[05:10] Ai
    Normally? I'd say it's 100% impossible.
[05:12] Junko
    It's just too unrealistic...
[05:14] Saki
    But y'know...
[05:15] Ai
    I know it's a little too late for us to
    start thinking about what's normal or realistic.
[05:19] Lily
    Sure is.
[05:20] Sakura
    If Kotaro-san is serious about this...
[05:23] Sakura
    Maybe he has some kind of reason behind it?
[05:26] Lily
    You think Tatsumi actually has a plan?
[05:31] Sakura
    Let's... try it.
[05:35] Ai
    Do you realize what taking this on means?
[05:38] Sakura
    I dunno if we can manage it, but...
[05:40] Sakura
    If there's a place where we can all sing
    and dance together, I'm willing to try it.
[05:44] Sakura
    I want to go on stage with you
    all as many times as I can!
[05:48] Saki
    You're on.
[05:50] Lily
    There was a lot of trouble at Arpino, too,
[05:52] Lily
    and we managed to get through that!
[05:54] Yugiri
    If you think about it, there's never been a time
    when we weren't doing something crazy.
[05:57] Saki
    Hell, we're already zombies.
[05:59] Saki
    And that means there's no
    sense in chickening out.
[06:02] Junko
    I'm honestly a little shaken at how
[06:04] Junko
    listening to you all makes
     me believe we can accomplish this...
[06:11] Ai
    I'm surrounded by a bunch
    of crazy optimists.
[06:13] Ai
    If we're going to do this, we need our
    performance to be even better than Arpino.
[06:17] Junko
    Anything less than our full effort
    is bound to be a failure.
[06:21] Sakura
    Ai-chan, I hope you really
    put us through our paces!
[06:23] Ai
    Obviously I will.
[06:24] Ai
    This is where we address everything
    I've been letting you guys slide on so far...
[06:27] Sakura
    Yeah!
[06:27] Ai
    That goes double for you, Sakura.
[06:29] Sakura
    But could you still be gentle, please...?
[06:31] Ai
    Don't get soft now!
[06:42] Saki
    Something still bugging you?
[06:45] Ai
    Of course there is.
[06:47] Ai
    Despite how it turned out,
    I did technically die there.
[06:49] Saki
    Don't sweat it. It's not
    like you can die twice.
[06:52] Ai
    I'm not sure you'd understand, considering
     you jumped off the same cliff twice.
[06:59] Saki
    You remember what you said back at the park?
[07:02] (Flashback) Ai
    I don't care if I'm a zombie.
    I will get up on stage again, and then...
[07:09] Saki
    Let's make it happen.
[07:10] Saki
    If anything happens, I'll clean it up.
[07:13] Saki
    I might be the boss now, but at heart,
    I'm still the gal who leads the attack.
[07:16] Saki
    In idol group terms, you're the leader, okay?
[07:20] Saki
    Okay, that's scary!
[07:22] Junko
    I didn't see either of you,
    so I thought I'd check...
[07:24] Ai
    I-It's nothing special, I just...
[07:27] Junko
    It'll be all right.
[07:28] Junko
    I'll be there to back you up, too.
[07:31] Junko
    I feel bad about eavesdropping, but...
[07:34] Saki
    Hell yeah! Why don't we have
    a rally to get set for the show?!
[07:37] Ai
    Seriously, we're not bikers!
[07:42] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[07:46] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah...
[07:49] Kotaro
    No, that's not it.
[07:52] (Flashback) Ai
    There's no way we can pull that off!
[07:57] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah, woo— No, not right.
SIGN    March 7th, 2019
SIGN    The day before the show
[08:04] Saki
    Damn, that's huge.
[08:07] Junko
    Excuse me...
[08:08] Junko
    I was too anxious to ask before, but...
    how many tickets were presold?
[08:14] Kotaro
    I didn't have any made.
[08:17] Junko
    What are you...?!
[08:18] Kotaro
    We're only selling tickets
    on the day of the show.
[08:20] Ai
    Why would you do that?!
[08:22] Kotaro
    With this concert,
[08:23] Kotaro
    we need to make it clear to the entire
    world that Franchouchou has risen in Saga.
[08:27] Kotaro
    Which means it needs to be legendary,
    in as many aspects as possible.
[08:30] Kotaro
    Ordinary methods won't cut it.
[08:33] Kotaro
    Remember everything you've
    accomplished so far...
[08:37] Kotaro
    Believe in Franchouchou,
[08:39] Kotaro
    and believe in me!
SIGN    March 8th, 2019
SIGN    The day of the show
[08:50] Lily
    The entire crowd... fits
    inside the penalty area.
[08:55] Saki
    Uh, hey there, thanks for
    coming... today....
[09:00] Saki
    We're... Franchouchou.
[09:33] Metal Dude 1
    Should we still call for an encore?
[09:35] Metal Dude 2
    That'd just be too cruel.
[09:38] Kotaro
    Is this hell?
[10:09] Kotaro
    I'm hooome!
[10:13] Kotaro
    Hey, look, it's Franzhouzhou...
    Franslshslsh...
[10:17] Sakura
    Kotaro-san, you never came back.
    We were worried about you—
[10:19] Kotaro
    Yeah, yeah, yeah...
[10:21] Kotaro
    Kotaro-san, reporting for duty!
[10:27] Sakura
    Were you out drinking all night?
[10:29] Kotaro
    Yes, I was! Cuz we're 20
    million in debt, y'know!
[10:36] Kotaro
    S'pretty wild, right? Twenty million! In debt!
[10:41] Sakura
    We're in debt? For 20 million yen?!
[10:44] Saki
    For real?
[10:45] Ai
    I think so.
[10:47] Junko
    It's only natural, considering the scope
    of the concert and how badly it failed.
[10:52] Kotaro
    What's with all the serious faces?!
[10:54] Kotaro
    Franchouchou is done! Saga's done, too!
[10:57] Kotaro
    It's all over!
[11:00] Kotaro
    Game over!
SIGN    March 23rd, 2019
[11:02] Saki
    Shades has been drunk off
    his ass for two weeks now.
[11:06] Yugiri
    It's been seven days since
    we ran out of food, too.
[11:09] Sakura
    W-We don't need to eat,
    though! Since we're zombies!
[11:13] Sakura
    Kotaro-san might be coming up
    with a new plan right now!
[11:18] Sakura
    I mean, he's done it before—
[11:19] Saki
    That ass never had a plan
    in the first place!
[11:21] Saki
    That's how this crap even happened!
[11:23] Ai
    Don't take it out on Sakura!
[11:25] Ai
    You're not the only one who's irritated.
[11:27] Saki
    What should I do, then?!
[11:29] Sakura
    C-Come on, you two! Don't fight!
[11:32] Sakura
    It's times like this when we
    really need to work together!
[11:34] Sakura
    We'll figure something out!
[11:36] Junko
    You say we should work together,
[11:38] Junko
    but without any help, we can't do
    our makeup or even go shopping.
[11:42] Junko
    And this entire time, that debt
    is only going to grow larger...
[11:47] Junko
    This situation is going to need
    something more than positivity!
[11:57] Sakura
    Tae-chan?
[11:58] Saki
    Girl... what happened to your face?
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[12:15] Saki
    She got it on her own?!
[12:17] Sakura
    Yeah, I think so.
[12:18] Lily
    After finding Tatsumi's money?
[12:20] Yugiri
    And doing her own cosmetics?
[12:23] Ai
    That's crazy...
[12:27] Sakura
    We were wrong all along.
[12:31] Sakura
    We can do it if we try, just like Tae-chan!
[12:35] Sakura
    But we weren't even trying!
[12:37] Junko
    "As zombies, we can't do anything
    without Tatsumi-san."
[12:40] Junko
    We just assumed that was true and gave up.
[12:43] Sakura
    Yeah. At some point we started to
    take Kotaro-san's help for granted.
[12:47] Ai
    You're right. That's kind of what
    happened at the EFS show, too.
[12:50] Ai
    We assumed he'd figure something out
    as long as we tried our hardest.
[12:55] Sakura
    And that was wrong!
[12:59] Saki
    I guess if we've got the makeup,
    we might as well use it.
[13:02] Lily
    How are we gonna pay back the debt, then?
[13:05] Sakura
    Let's get jobs!
[13:06] Sakura
    If we can't do idol stuff right now, let's
    think of ways to make money until we can!
[13:10] Lily
    Will I be able to help, too?
[13:12] Yugiri
    Of course.
[13:13] Junko
    We should do it.
[13:14] Saki
    We always pull it off when
    we're cornered, anyway.
[13:16] Sakura
    From now on, we'll do
    the thinking ourselves.
[13:18] Sakura
    We won't let what's happened
     before limit us! We'll move forward!
[13:26] Ai
    That's right... In the end, I still haven't...
[13:31] Sakura
    Ai-chan?
[13:32] Ai
    Let's do it!
[13:34] Ai
    If we can't, we're just regular zombies.
[13:37] Sakura
    Yeah! We'll figure this out
    and get our revenge!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    The Culture Grill
SIGN    Oxford (Ushizu)
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    February 16th, 2020
[13:55] Fishermen
    Well, he sure is dead.
[13:58] Fishermen
    What's the rest? Is it all squid?
[14:00] Fishermen
    Never seen anything like it...
[14:03] Fishermen
    He's alive?!
[14:04] Fishermen
    Mister, are you okay?
[14:09] Kotaro
    No problems here. Just got a
    little swept away by the tide.
[14:18] Inubashiri
    And apparently that's what happened!
[14:19] Inubashiri
    Is that wild or what?!
[14:22] Inubashiri
    The squid man! Let's check it out!
[14:24] Ookoba
    I'll let you handle it.
[14:26] Inubashiri
    Seriously? Is this story of yours
    that big a deal, Ookoba-san?
[14:29] Ookoba
    I bet even the Tokyo pubs are
    gonna want a piece of it...
[14:33] Coworker
    Inubashiri!
[14:34] Inubashiri
    Oh, right!
[14:35] Inubashiri
    Well, I'll look forward to it while
    I'm on the trail of the Squid Man!
[14:46] Kotaro
    G'morning.
[14:47] Sakura
    What happened to you?
[14:49] Kotaro
    Not important.
[14:54] Saki
    C'mon, say some—
[14:55] Kotaro
    One year ago... I made a mistake.
[14:59] Kotaro
    March 8th of last year...
[15:01] Kotaro
    Insisting on the EFS show was a
    complete failure on my behalf.
[15:04] Kotaro
    I'm sorry.
[15:08] Kotaro
    And in order to make up for that...
[15:10] Kotaro
    Next month, on March 8th, you'll be
    performing your revenge concert at EFS.
[15:18] Kotaro
    You'll be performing your
    revenge concert at EFS.
[15:19] Ai
    Hold—
[15:20] Kotaro
    That said!
[15:21] Kotaro
    This time, I'm not booking it based purely
    on momentum and self-satisfaction.
[15:26] Kotaro
    Franchouchou has done a fantastic
    job of reviving in the past year.
[15:30] Kotaro
    Your album and merchandise sales
[15:33] Kotaro
    have been growing like the rice in the
    fields of Hamanoura and Warabino.
[15:37] Kotaro
    And, more importantly,
     you have all grown a lot.
[15:41] Kotaro
    Even then, EFS will
    prove to be a challenge.
[15:44] Kotaro
    I'm working on a variety of advertising
    projects that will lead into the EFS show.
[15:49] Kotaro
    I'm going to put everything I have
    into doing everything I possibly can.
[15:52] Kotaro
    And, to make Franchouchou
    into an even bigger legend,
[15:56] Kotaro
    we'll incorporate that past
    failure into our success story.
[16:00] Ai
    That's why you want to do it on March 8th...
[16:02] Kotaro
    Listen to me!
[16:03] Kotaro
    The battle we're about to
    embark on will be remembered
[16:06] Kotaro
    in the history of Saga as one of the
    most notable things to ever happen!
[16:10] Kotaro
    Even if Saga itself is
    forced to suffer a cruel fate
[16:14] Kotaro
    where it's swallowed into
    the darkness of despair,
[16:16] Kotaro
    the seven of you will remain a
    shining light amidst that darkness!
[16:22] Kotaro
    I chose and resurrected
    you zombies to save Saga!
[16:28] Kotaro
    When you complete your revenge,
[16:31] Kotaro
    it will signal the beginning
    of Saga's counterattack!
[16:39] Kotaro
    Achoo.
[16:40] Saki
    What's with the sneeze?!
[16:41] Kotaro
    It's not a problem.
[16:42] Lily
    I thought it was cute.
[16:43] Saki
    You killed the moment, dude...
[16:44] Kotaro
    P-P-Pipe down!
SIGN    February 17th, 2020
[16:54] Ookoba
    Kotaro Tatsumi-san, right?
[16:58] Ookoba
    The name's Arata Ookoba. I'm part
    of Sagazine's editorial staff.
[17:02] Kotaro
    I always read your articles.
[17:05] Ookoba
    That show last year was quite a shame...
[17:08] Ookoba
    But lately it seems your girls have
    really been outdoing themselves.
[17:13] Ookoba
    I assume you're here to keep
    past mistakes in mind?
[17:16] Kotaro
    Group policy is that I don't do personal—
[17:18] Ookoba
    You do this job for long enough and you
    make all kinds of acquaintances all over.
[17:23] Ookoba
    That said, it took me a while
    to connect the dots this time.
[17:27] Ookoba
    Sakura Minamoto-san... Saki Nikaido-san...
[17:30] Ookoba
    Ai Mizuno-san... Junko Konno-san...
[17:33] Ookoba
    Lily Hoshikawa aka Masao Go-san...
[17:36] Ookoba
    And Tae Yamada-san.
[17:37] Ookoba
    They've all passed away.
[17:40] Ookoba
    Sadly, I wasn't able to dig
    anything up on Number Five.
[17:46] Ookoba
    You have to tell me...
[17:48] Ookoba
    Just what are these girls?
[17:51] Ookoba
    I have pictures like this, too.
[17:54] Ookoba
    I can have the graves dug up, you know.
[17:58] Kotaro
    Why would you write about this?
[18:00] Ookoba
    To put a stop to you trying to profit off
    these dead girls by making them into idols...
[18:07] Ookoba
    Would you accept that as a reason?
[18:11] Ookoba
    You can keep quiet, but once the article
    gets published, the truth will be out there.
[18:16] Ookoba
    I've gotta wonder what
    the public will think...
[18:21] Kotaro
    Franchouchou will be performing
    a concert here next month.
[18:25] Kotaro
    A revenge concert.
[18:27] Ookoba
    Are you insane?
[18:28] Ookoba
    What would be the point of
    re-enacting that disaster?
[18:31] Ookoba
    You need to stop turning the
    dead into entertainment!
[18:34] Kotaro
    No matter what article you write,
    there's no stopping Franchouchou.
[18:41] Ookoba
    I'm not letting this revenge show happen!
[18:55] Staff
    You okay down there?
[19:01] Xu Fu
    Sounds like this isn't going to work out
    like it did with the high school girl.
[19:06] Xu Fu
    Though, I'm kind of surprised
    no one caught on sooner.
[19:10] Xu Fu
    There's more in your way than
    just this reporter, too.
[19:13] Xu Fu
    You might be lucky if all
    that happens next time
[19:16] Xu Fu
    is a few scratches and your
    clothes getting stolen...
[19:18] Kotaro
    I don't care what gets in the way.
    I'm going to make this EFS show a success.
[19:23] Kotaro
    I'm not making the same mistake again.
[19:26] Xu Fu
    To think that the gloomy, half-crazed kid I
    met 12 years ago could pull all this off...
[19:32] Kotaro
    Do you think anyone who wasn't gloomy and
    half-crazed would ever have believed you?
[19:37] Kotaro
    That you're fighting a curse that's been at
    work in this land for thousands of years...
[19:40] Kotaro
    That you're immortal....
[19:42] Kotaro
    And that you can revive the dead?
[19:45] Xu Fu
    You got what you wanted, though.
[19:47] Kotaro
    Not yet.
[19:49] Kotaro
    I still have to prevent your prophecy.
[19:54] Xu Fu
    With the beginning of the Reiwa era,
    Saga will face a cataclysmic threat...
[19:58] Xu Fu
    A cataclysm wherein no one
    will think of Saga anymore,
[20:02] Xu Fu
    and it will even vanish from their memories.
[20:06] Xu Fu
    Things are already looking bad enough
    with the shrinking population...
[20:09] Kotaro
    In that case, I just need to create something
     people will never forget, here in Saga.
[20:15] Xu Fu
    Taking girls who were killed by the curse,
    who would have brought glory to Saga...
[20:20] Xu Fu
    Gathering them together
    and making them into an idol group.
[20:24] Xu Fu
    I'll admit it's a hell of an idea.
[20:25] Xu Fu
    This Mount Mifuneyama Rakuen
    Project of yours...
[20:28] Kotaro
    It's the Zombie Land Saga Project.
[20:31] Xu Fu
    Right, that.
[20:33] Xu Fu
    The world of man will always be
    shaped by the actions of men...
[20:37] Kotaro
    You're wrong there.
[20:39] Kotaro
    It will be shaped by men and zombies.
[20:47] Radio
    Overnight and into tomorrow morning,
    there's a severe rain warning for Kyushu.
[20:54] Radio
    Coastal areas and rivers
    are under a flood warning...
[20:54] Junko
    That's a lot of rain...
[20:56] Sakura
    I wonder if Kotaro-san's okay.
[20:58] Saki
    He'll be fine.
[21:00] Sakura
    I hope so...
[21:01] Saki
    Maybe we can hit him up with the
    waterproof spray this time!
[21:04] Saki
    Our final revenge is
    getting started tomorrow.
[21:08] Saki
    Make sure to get lots of rest.
[21:09] Sakura
    Yeah.
[21:16] Ookoba
    There we go.
[21:18] Ookoba
    I have to admit, this is a
    hell of a thing to write...
[21:22] (Flashback) Kotaro
    They'll be performing a concert
    here at EFS next month.
[21:26] Ookoba
    Can't believe he'd put the
    dead on display like that.
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[21:28] Ookoba
    Just you wait...
[21:31] Ookoba
    Are you serious?! This can't be happening!
[21:37] Xu Fu
    Oh, hell, here it comes...
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[23:25] Junko
    This is Junko.
[23:26] Junko
    There are still a lot of things
    to be anxious about, but I feel like
[23:30] Junko
    it'd take something major
    to stop us from at least trying.
[23:33] Junko
    Next time on Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
Episode 11:
[23:36] Junko
    "All It Takes Is for You to Be There SAGA."
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[23:37] Junko
    Please look forward to it.

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E11 - All It Takes Is for You to Be There SAGA

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SIGN    February 18th, 2020
[00:22] Sakura
    What's... going on?
[00:25] Sakura
    So shaky...
[00:41] Sakura
    But I've felt fine ever
    since becoming a zombie...
[00:45] Sakura
    Something's happening to my body!
[00:49] Sakura
    I have to tell... Kotaro-san...
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[01:13] Sakura
    So, it looks like we're adrift.
[01:15] Yugiri
    Well, that's surprising.
[01:18] Ai
    Where are we even headed?!
    Will we be able to make it back?
[01:20] Saki
    Chill out! Even if we sink,
    we won't die! Probably.
[01:23] Lily
    Maybe we'll get to a deserted island.
    Then we can go on an adventure!
[01:27] Saki
    Zombie survival, huh?
    Good thinking, shrimpy!
[01:32] Sakura
    For now, let's do our makeup so we'll
    be ready for anything that happens.
[01:37] Ookoba
    What a mess...
[01:49] Ookoba
    Damn it! There's no way
    to know what's going on.
SIGN    Inubashiri
    
    
    Calling...
[01:54] Xu Fu
    This is just like the depopulation.
[01:57] Xu Fu
    The curse that would strike
    Saga when Reiwa begins.
[02:00] Xu Fu
    The fact that we weren't able to settle
    things a year ago, when it was still Heisei...
[02:05] Xu Fu
    Has been just as bad as I figured it would.
[02:08] Kotaro
    We need to get out of here!
[02:16] Kotaro
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no—
SIGN    Hamasaki Beach Park
[02:26] Lily
    This isn't a deserted island. It's Saga.
[02:29] Sakura
    Pretty close to where we started out, too.
[02:31] Saki
    Damn, I know there's not exactly
    a ton of people, but...
[02:34] Yugiri
    What's in that case there, Junko-han?
[02:36] Junko
    The tools for making Ozaki dolls.
[02:39] Junko
    I wanted to make sure they
    didn't get wet, so...
[02:41] Yugiri
    Always the hard worker.
[02:45] Ai
    What is it?
[02:52] Lily
    It's so old and crummy, it's gonna collapse!
[02:54] Saki
    Oh, man! We've gotta get
    all our crap out of there!
[03:22] Lily
    Our house is gone.
[03:26] Sakura
    All our costumes...
    and Kotaro-san's instruments...
[03:30] Ai
    And our makeup!
[03:31] Sakura
    What do we do?!
[03:33] Junko
    I'm sorry! I should have
    brought that instead!
[03:37] Yugiri
    Well, things have taken
    a turn for the troublesome.
[03:40] Lily
    So much crazy stuff has happened,
    I can't get worked up about it anymore.
[03:45] Junko
    I have to agree.
[03:46] Ai
    I understand how you feel, but...
    what're we gonna do now?
[03:50] Machiko
    Sanko-chan?
[03:52] Ai
    Machiko-san!
[03:54] Machiko
    What're you gals doing out here?
[03:56] Lily
    Who's that?
[03:57] Ai
    We work together at the factory.
[03:59] Ai
    It, uh, looks like our
    house got swept away...
[04:02] Machiko
    That rubble is what's left of your
    house? Oh, gosh, what a mess!
[04:06] Machiko
    And when you were all living together...
[04:08] Machiko
    You should all come on down to Kation,
    then. It's been turned into a shelter.
[04:16] Saki
    Damn, dude...
[04:18] Junko
    The damage must be even
    worse than we thought.
[04:20] Machiko
    The actual shelter was too much
    of a mess to use, so here we are.
[04:24] Machiko
    This whole thing's a disaster.
[04:27] Machiko
    And we all know it's times like this that
    you have to put on a strong face, but...
[04:32] Machiko
    You know how it is.
[04:34] Sakura
    I wonder where Kotaro-san is.
[04:40] Machiko
    Sorry to stick you all up here,
    but there's no other space.
[04:43] Ai
    Oh, no apologies necessary!
    It's a huge relief.
[04:46] Ai
    You even had tarp to spare.
    We're really grateful.
[04:49] Lily
    Thank you so much!
[04:52] Lily
    Well, with how popular you are,
    it might work out better this way.
[04:55] Lily
    There's cardboard you can lay out
    to sit on and blankets downstairs,
[04:58] Lily
    so come and pick those up later.
[05:00] Lily
    Now, what are your friends' names?
[05:02] Sakura
    Uh... well...
[05:03] Ai
    Well, that's Ichiko.
SIGN    1-ko
SIGN    2-ko
[05:05] Saki
    Niko, here!
[05:06] Saki
    And that's Yonko, Itsuko, and Mutsuko!
SIGN    4-ko
SIGN    5-ko
SIGN    6-ko
[05:10] Machiko
    Well, that'll be easy to remember!
[05:12] Machiko
    I'm Machiko!
[05:13] Ai
    Wait... where's Tae— Err, Zeroko?!
[05:15] Sakura
    Huh?! She's gone!
[05:21] Lady
    Here you go.
[05:24] Sakura
    Zeroko! You shouldn't eat that!
[05:27] Ai
    We're so sorry...
[05:29] Machiko
    Oh, it's totally fine! You girls
    have been through a lot, too.
[05:32] Machiko
    She must've been hungry! Eat on up.
[05:38] Machiko
    Oh, my, aren't you a hungry little dear!
[05:42] Sakura
    I-Is there anything we can help with?
[05:44] Lady
    Oh, we could definitely use a hand!
[06:10] Machiko
    Everybody from the factory knows how
    hard a worker you are, Sanko-chan...
[06:13] Machiko
    But I guess that goes for all of you!
[06:16] Machiko
    Make sure to get rest when you can.
[06:17] Machiko
    The rest of us will be in
    trouble without your help!
[06:20] Sakura
    Oh, you don't have to worry about us!
    Because we're zombies—
[06:24] Sakura
    We're busy like some bees!
[06:27] Kids
    I wanna go home!
[06:30] Kids
    Come on! Come on, please!
[06:33] Kids
    Hey! Hey! I wanna go home!
[06:51] Lily
    One, two, three, four!
[07:13] [SONG] Lily
    With the crystal clear rivers carrying joy!
[07:19] [SONG] Lily
    And peace to all around!
SIGN    February 20th, 2020
[07:38] Inubashiri
    Ookoba-san!
[07:39] Inubashiri
    I've got a broad idea of what's going on...
[07:42] Ookoba
    Is it the whole prefecture?
[07:43] Inubashiri
    Yeah. All of Saga and parts of the
    neighboring prefectures have lost power.
[07:47] Inubashiri
    A bunch of towers have been knocked over,
[07:49] Inubashiri
    which means the internet
    and cell phones are down.
[07:51] Ookoba
    Damn it, this is why I said we should
    get a satellite phone for the office!
[07:55] Inubashiri
    The roads are all a mess, too.
[07:57] Inubashiri
    Sounds like everyone from the worst-hit
    areas is staying in shelters.
[08:02] Inubashiri
    So, should we split up again?
[08:09] News
    I'm coming to you from the Kation location in
    Karatsu that has been converted into a shelter.
[08:14] News
    I'm with NBK Fukuoka. How are
    things going around here?
[08:17] Hat
    I mean, it's pretty crazy with
    everyone having to stay here!
[08:20] Hat
    It's gotta be, right?!
[08:21] Hat
    This is the biggest shelter in the area,
     so it's like all of Saga's here!
[08:25] Hat
    Not really, though!
[08:27] Hat
    Feels pretty weird, sleeping
    where you used to shop!
[08:31] Lady
    Oh, I'd definitely say I miss my house.
[08:34] Lady
    But everyone's trying their
    best to stay upbeat.
[08:38] Lady
    If it weren't for that,
    I'd have hit my limit already.
[08:42] Lady
    I'm sure of it. So, I'm really grateful.
[08:46] Dad
    W-Well, we're really concerned
    about the kids and the elderly!
[08:50] Dad
    And there's no telling
    how long it'll last...
[08:53] Dad
    We've got a few kids ourselves!
[08:54] Dad
    The youngest is two and she
    really takes after her mom!
[08:57] Dad
    But, y'know, those girls are always
    around to play with them...
[09:01] Dad
    Oh, that's them over there.
[09:02] Saki
    Okay, let's get started!
[09:06] Ookoba
    Franchouchou?!
[09:08] Kids
    Number Six's star is so cute!
[09:10] Lily
    Isn't it?
[09:11] Saki
    All right, kids, gather around!
[09:12] Kids
    I wonder what song it's gonna be?
[09:14] Kids
    Me, too!
[09:17] Saki
    All right, kiddos, I see this
    is just about everybody!
[09:21] Sakura
    No pushing, okay?
[09:23] Saki
    All right, we're gonna sing for you
    guys a bit today, so check it out!
[09:29] Sakura
    One, two, three, four!
[09:32] [SONG] FCC
    Awaken returner! You just have to want it
[09:35] [SONG] FCC
    A miracle that you're longing to feel!
[09:40] [SONG] FCC
    Wanna succeed so gotta get it right!
[09:41] [SONG] FCC
    Never gonna stop, so gotta proceed!
[09:43] [SONG] FCC
    Giving my all to walk this way!
[09:45] [SONG] FCC
    Heading straight down the
    path to a gentle future!
[10:09] News
    Have you been performing every day?
[10:12] Sakura
    Y-Yes! During the day we help out
    with whatever needs to be done,
[10:15] Sakura
    and at night we sing and dance a little.
[10:19] News
    I saw a lot of smiles.
    They seemed to really enjoy it.
[10:21] Sakura
    W-We're just t-trying to do what we can!
[10:27] News
    Number Two, you're the group's leader.
[10:29] News
    Can you tell us how you
    ended up helping like this?
[10:32] Saki
    Yeah! We're just doing what we gotta do!
[10:35] Ai
    Come on, that's not much of an answer!
[10:39] (Flashback) Ookoba
    You brought these girls back to life,
    without their permission...
[10:43] (Flashback) Ookoba
    I'm going to put a stop to you trying to profit off
    these dead girls by making them into idols...
[10:47] Saki
    W-Well, it's like... we
    gotta do what we gotta do!
SIGN    February 21st, 2020
[10:58] Kotaro
    (You okay?!)
[10:58] Xu Fu
    Still alive...
[11:00] Kotaro
    I'm... not dying...
[11:04] Dirty Harry
    Hey, anyone down here?
[11:06] Dirty Harry
    Nobody down here? Aw, damn it,
    my pants are soaked through...
[11:11] Kotaro
    (Hey! We're in here!)
[11:14] Kotaro
    (We're in here!)
[11:16] Dirty Harry
    Wait, you in there? Can you
    try and show me where?
[11:19] Kotaro
    (We're right over here!)
[11:21] Dirty Harry
    Holy crap, there you are! Hang on a sec!
[11:29] Kotaro
    Please, look after him.
[11:31] Dirty Harry
    Sure. What about you?
[11:33] Kotaro
    I have somewhere I need to go.
[11:36] Dirty Harry
    Whoa, wait! I actually
    have a lot of questions—
[11:39] Xu Fu
    I'd tell you not to do anything stupid...
    but you're not gonna listen.
[11:43] Kotaro
    You're not going to die.
[11:45] Kotaro
    Franchouchou will save Saga.
[11:54] Sakura
    Let's all do our best again today!
[11:57] FCC
    Yeah!
[12:02] Sakura
    Huh?
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
[12:20] [SONG] Kotaro
    How long will it take to make real?
[12:26] [SONG] Kotaro
    That dream that still feels so vibrant
[12:30] [SONG] Kotaro
    Saying you can make it,
    that it's just within reach
[12:34] [SONG] Kotaro
    Using those excuses
SIGN    The Morning After Torrential Rain
[12:39] [SONG] Kotaro
    What can I do before it all falls apart?
SIGN    The Morning After Torrential Rain
[12:45] [SONG] Kotaro
    Can't let despair block the vision
SIGN    The Morning After Torrential Rain
[12:52] [SONG] Kotaro
    I'm only hoping for the future
[12:57] [SONG] Kotaro
    Fantasies aren't enough
    to push back the darkness
[13:03] [SONG] Kotaro
    I want to be able to fight back with reality
[13:09] [SONG] Kotaro
    And I can't give up on Saga
[13:14] [SONG] Kotaro
    Even if it's a never-ending battle
[13:22] Kids
    Hey, what do you think
    Franchouchou's gonna sing today?
[13:27] Parents
    Good question.
[13:34] Saki
    This is rough.
[13:36] Saki
    It was starting to flake off during work...
[13:39] Saki
    Woulda been real bad news without the mask.
[13:46] Lily
    Romero! Shhh!
[13:49] Ai
    I asked Machiko-san for some makeup, but...
[13:55] Ai
    I knew it.
[13:56] Ai
    It needs to be our special
    makeup, or it won't stay on.
[13:59] Yugiri
    I get the feeling the remaining patches
    will come off while we're singing.
[14:03] Junko
    Masks won't be much help at that point.
[14:05] Lily
    But everyone's looking forward to it...
[14:09] Ookoba
    This is what they really look like?
[14:12] Sakura
    But... I don't want to just give up.
[14:16] Saki
    Right on.
[14:17] Lily
    Me neither.
[14:17] Yugiri
    We should keep going if we can find a way.
[14:20] Junko
    I think so, too.
[14:22] Ai
    I feel the same way.
[14:23] Ai
    But... without a way to actually do it...
[14:26] Yugiri
    Masks to hide our faces would work, but...
[14:30] Lily
    Hey, there are toy stores in the mall,
    right? Maybe they have masks!
[14:34] Ai
    That's a good idea.
[14:35] Ai
    But... the stores are all closed.
[14:38] Saki
    Maybe we should break in!
[14:39] Junko
    That would be more like
    typical zombie behavior.
[14:42] Saki
    Damn it, what're we gonna do?!
[14:45] Lily
    For now, let's get some distance
    from the destructive ideas.
[14:49] Junko
    The paint for the Ozaki dolls...
[14:52] Junko
    That's it!
[14:54] Junko
    If we don't have masks,
     we can make them!
[15:17] Ookoba
    What're they trying to do?
[15:22] Saki
    Good evening! We're Franchouchou!
[15:25] Saki
    We're gonna give it our all
    to sing for you tonight!
[15:27] Saki
    So we're counting on you to cheer for us!
[15:32] Sakura
    Is this... not working?
[15:34] Ookoba
    Do these girls think
    about the risks at all?
[15:38] Kids
    It's like these!
[15:41] Sakura
    That's right!
[15:42] Saki
    They get it!
[15:44] Sakura
    We're clear!
[15:46] Saki
    Nice.
[15:48] Saki
    I think we're good, right?
[15:49] Saki
    It's a better reception
    than I figured we'd get.
[15:51] Junko
    I'm a little worried about
    the bake quality...
[15:52] Ai
    Let's take this as far as we can.
[15:54] Lily
    Go, go!
[15:54] Yugiri
    It's just our style.
[15:57] Sakura
    Ready and...
[15:58] Sakura
    We're Franchouchou!
[16:14] Saki
    Crap! Crapcrapcrap!
[16:16] Ai
    I think the openings for the
    eyes made them less durable...
[16:18] Junko
    They weren't baked thoroughly enough!
[16:19] Yugiri
    That's not really the issue.
[16:20] Lily
    They got a good look at us!
[16:23] Sakura
    What do we do? What do we do?
    What do we do? What do we do?!
[16:26] Ookoba
    They've done it now!
[16:29] Saki
    If it's come to this...
[16:31] Saki
    We don't have any other options. Right?
[16:34] Saki
    Uh... listen... We're sorry
    for hiding it all along.
[16:44] Saki
    We're...
[16:44] Kids
    Did you get hurt?
[16:48] Saki
    Nah, it's not that...
[16:50] Saki
    We're zombies.
[16:53] Kids
    Nuh-uh! Zombies are scary.
[16:56] Kids
    Yeah!
[16:57] Kids
    They're bitey! And dangerous!
[17:00] Kids
    You're not scary, so you're
    not zombies! You're...
[17:04] Kids
    Yeah, that's right!
[17:08] Kids
    You're Franchouchou!
[17:11] Kids
    Yeah, Franchouchou!
[17:14] Kids
    And cute!
[17:16] Kids
    Franchouchou!
[17:17] Kids
    Franchouchou! Franchouchou!
    Franchouchou! Franchouchou!
[17:26] Ai
    Aw, you figured it out!
[17:27] Sakura
    Ai-chan?!
[17:28] Ai
    And here we went and got this zombie
    makeup to try to scare you!
[17:34] Kids
    Oh! That's funny!
[17:36] Ai
    Okay, kids, we hope you
    have fun again today!
[17:40] Kids
    Yeah!
[17:42] Kids
    Franchouchou! Franchouchou!
    Franchouchou! Franchouchou!
[17:50] Saki
    All right, everybody!
[17:51] Saki
    We're ready to rock this mall
    again today, so check it out!
[17:53] Kids
    Yeah!
[18:05] Ookoba
    It's not that they didn't
    consider the risk...
[18:07] Ookoba
    These girls are risking more than I can
    imagine, every time they get on stage.
[18:12] Ookoba
    But... they care more about...
[18:15] Ookoba
    conveying how they feel.
[18:18] Kotaro
    Those girls... Franchouchou... are idols.
[18:23] Kotaro
    No matter what state they're in,
    I believe that as they exist now...
[18:27] Kotaro
    Is the embodiment of true idols.
[18:31] Kotaro
    Ookoba-san...
[18:33] Kotaro
    I'd like to ask for your help.
[18:38] Sakura
    I thought we were done for...
[18:40] Saki
    We made it through this time...
[18:42] Ai
    Those kids saved us.
[18:44] Yugiri
    It truly is a blessing to have fans.
[18:48] Lily
    What're we going to do tomorrow, though?
[18:50] Junko
    Let's bake the masks more thoroughly
    so that they're more durable.
[18:53] Sakura
    That's not the actual problem.
[18:54] Ai
    I don't know if we have any
    other options, though...
[18:57] Kotaro
    Get that masked nonsense out of your heads!
[19:00] Sakura
    Kotaro-san!
[19:01] Saki
    Where the hell has your shady ass been?!
[19:03] Ai
    Do you realize how much
    trouble we've been through?!
[19:07] Junko
    Ozaki dolls are normally
    made with a lot more care!
[19:10] Sakura
    That's... not the actual issue...
[19:12] Lily
    You are so late!
[19:15] Kotaro
    Oh, pipe down!
[19:17] Kotaro
    For now, just line up!
[19:19] Kotaro
    We've gotta do something
    about the way you all look.
[19:25] Kotaro
    I haven't given up on our revenge.
[19:27] Kotaro
    We're still having the concert on March 8th.
[19:31] Ai
    Are you serious?
[19:33] Kotaro
    I think this disaster is exactly
    why it needs to happen.
[19:38] Kotaro
    Seeing you all has made me sure of that.
[19:42] Kotaro
    Saga needs to see you singing.
[19:48] Kotaro
    The adults are waiting.
[19:52] Kotaro
    So are the children.
[19:55] Kotaro
    You girls are idols.
[19:59] Kotaro
    You were able to bring smiles to the people
    here... so I know you can do this.
[20:07] Kotaro
    That said, we're going to
    be working with a handicap.
[20:12] Kotaro
    We won't have time for rehearsals
    on the day of the show, either.
[20:15] Kotaro
    You'll be coming in without
    practice. Are you willing—
[20:18] Sakura
    Even so...
[20:20] Sakura
    Even so, if that'll help the people of Saga,
     we're willing to risk our lives.
[20:28] Kotaro
    'Cept your lives are already over.
[20:30] Kotaro
    On March 8th, sixteen days from now,
    you'll need to assemble at EFS at 10 a.m.
[20:35] Kotaro
    I'm going to do everything
     I can in the meantime.
[20:38] Kotaro
    You're gonna do everything zombiely
    possible, and then let the dice fall. Got it?
[20:45] Sakura
    Kotaro-san!
[20:53] Kotaro
    What is it?
[20:56] Sakura
    I just... realized I never
    actually told you this.
[21:00] Sakura
    All this time, you've never given up...
[21:03] Sakura
    Well, except for that one time.
[21:06] Sakura
    But even so, we only made it this far
    because you were here to pull us along.
[21:12] Sakura
    And now, just like I was moved
    after seeing Ai-chan...
[21:15] Sakura
    I met a girl like Maimai-chan,
    who felt the same way after seeing me.
[21:21] Sakura
    And it's just... I mean, everything's
    been a mess since that rainstorm, but...
[21:26] Sakura
    Performing here at the shelter...
[21:29] Sakura
    It's like I've found the real reason to sing
    with the others, since becoming a zombie...
[21:34] Sakura
    That's what it feels like.
[21:38] Sakura
    So, I just... Kotaro-san...
[21:45] Sakura
    Thank you for making me an idol!
[21:57] (Flashback) Sakura
    Thank you, Inui-kun!
SIGN    No matter who hates me for it
SIGN    Even if it means taking on god or the devil
SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office
SIGN    I'm doing it!
[22:18] Kotaro
    I...
[22:21] Kotaro
    I...
[22:24] Sakura
    Kotaro-san?
[22:25] Kotaro
    I told you, I've got it!
[22:29] Kotaro
    Listen to me, Sakura!
[22:30] Kotaro
    I was lying when I said you
    didn't have it, before!
[22:34] Kotaro
    And as long as Franchouchou exists,
    I'm going to be someone who has it!
[22:40] Kotaro
    And the truth is, Sakura,
     your dream doesn't end with EFS!
[22:45] Kotaro
    Your...
[22:47] Kotaro
    The dream of your entire group!
[22:48] Kotaro
    Is to become eternal idols
    loved around the globe!
[22:52] Kotaro
    And until that comes true, Sakura, I...
[22:56] Kotaro
    I will...
[22:59] Kotaro
    I'm...
[23:03] Kotaro
    I'm going to have it, eternally.
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    All It Takes Is for You to Be There SAGA
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:25] Sakura
    Sakura here.
[23:26] Sakura
    If Saga needs us, then we're going
    to sing with everything we've got
[23:30] Sakura
    and nothing is going to stop us!
[23:32] Sakura
    Next time on Zombie Land
    Saga Revenge
, Episode 12:
[23:35] Sakura
    "The Greatest SAGA In History."
SIGN    Episode 12: The Greatest SAGA In History
[23:36] Sakura
    Saga is eternal.

Season 2 - ZOMBIE LAND SAGA REVENGE

E12 - The Greatest SAGA in History

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SIGN    March 1st, 2020
[00:02] Staff
    We've been working with the power
    companies and communications services,
SIGN    Saga Prefectural Office Special Task Force HQ
[00:05] Staff
    and they've gotten cellular service and
    web access back up in certain areas.
[00:09] governor
    How long does it look like it'll
    take for the entire prefecture?
[00:11] Staff
    There's still no real way to tell...
[00:13] Staff
    Since transportation is so limited,
    it puts a damper on repairs.
[00:18] governor
    Where are we at in terms
    of estimating the damage?
[00:19] Staff
    The areas that have
    reestablished communications
[00:22] Staff
    have been reporting their casualties
    and evacuation status,
[00:24] Staff
    along with damage to residential
    areas and transport infrastructure.
[00:28] governor
    We need an accurate assessment
    as quickly as possible.
[00:30] Itou 2
    There's been flooding
    throughout the prefecture,
[00:33] Itou 2
    but it looks like it's been most severe in
    the north and the Sajiro and Sanshin areas.
[00:36] Itou 2
    The water itself is gradually
    starting to recede, but...
[00:39] Itou 2
    It's still too early to
    make any real estimations.
[00:41] governor
    Watch for any additional problems
    the initial damage might cause.
[00:43] Itou 2
    I'll coordinate with the JSDF, fire services,
[00:45] Itou 2
    and the Social Welfare Council to try
    to deal with things as they develop.
[00:48] governor
    Please do.
[00:51] Kotaro
    Governor! I need to speak with you! Please!
[00:51] Guard
    Stop that!
[00:53] Kotaro
    You have to put a rush on getting the
    infrastructure around the Tosu area back up!
[00:56] Kotaro
    Isn't Tosu a critical intersection
    for land-based transport in Kyushu?!
[00:59] Itou 2
    We should move you to a
    different room to be safe.
[01:00] Kotaro
    Getting transportation back up means
    everything else will be that much faster!
[01:04] Itou 2
    We're fully aware of that.
[01:06] Itou 2
    This isn't the kind of thing we
    need a civilian perspective on.
[01:08] Kotaro
    I'm asking you to do this
    for the sake of Saga's future!
[01:11] Itou 2
    Get him out of here, now.
[01:12] Kotaro
    Please, let Franchouchou perform!
[01:16] Itou 2
    Governor?
[01:17] Kotaro
    I swear, this concert will help Saga!
[01:20] Kotaro
    It's for the sake of Saga!
    Saga will be revived!
[01:22] Kotaro
    You have to fix the Tosu area so people
    can make it to the Franchouchou show!
[01:30] Kotaro
    I'm begging you!
[01:31] Itou 2
    Okay, that's enough from—
[01:33] Kotaro
    I'm not talking to you!
[01:39] Kotaro
    What Saga needs right now is reassurance,
    for the heart of every single resident.
[01:45] Kotaro
    We need something to unify us so
    we can all tackle this disaster together...
[01:49] Kotaro
    Franchouchou can do that.
[01:52] Kotaro
    Governor, please. Make the call.
[02:01] Dirty Harry
    Man... What were you doing?
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    The Greatest
     SAGA in History
[02:09] Kotaro
    This is Tatsumi.
[02:10] Ookoba
    It's Ookoba. I guess I
    finally got through...
[02:12] Kotaro
    How have things gone on your end?
[02:14] Ookoba
    Is that seriously the first
    thing you're gonna ask?
[02:16] Ookoba
    Do you realize the hoops I had to jump
    through to score a chopper ride up here?
[02:24] Ookoba
    It's gonna be rough... Yeah, a charity
    concert sounds nice and all,
[02:28] Ookoba
    but when there are no guarantees that
    the show will actually come together,
[02:33] Ookoba
    it's not easy to convince
    people to get on board.
[02:34] Kotaro
    I believe you have what it takes.
[02:36] Ookoba
    Don't be so sure! I haven't run in
    this neck of the woods in a decade.
[02:40] Kotaro
    I know you can do it.
[02:42] Ookoba
    For the record, you haven't
    exactly earned my trust yet.
[02:48] Ookoba
    I just...
[02:54] Ookoba
    I intend to do what I can
[02:56] Ookoba
    and let god sort out the rest.
[02:58] Kotaro
    I'm not leaving a damn thing up to god.
[03:01] Kotaro
    Not after all this time.
[03:07] Ookoba
    I guess not...
SIGN    Mainichi Shinbun
SIGN    Mainichi Shinbun
[03:21] Junko
    There's only a week until the concert.
[03:24] Sakura
    Yeah! I'm starting to get
    butterflies in my stomach!
[03:27] Ai
    It's a good kind of tension, though.
[03:29] Ai
    We've all been really focused
    these last few days.
[03:32] Ai
    Maybe more than ever before.
[03:34] Junko
    I noticed that, as well!
[03:36] Sakura
    Me, too! I wonder why?
[03:38] Saki
    My Tamagotchi, too!
[03:40] Saki
    Oyajitchi and Memetchi got
    mixed into a Memeoyajitchi!
[03:44] Ai
    Is that... really relevant?
[03:46] Saki
    I'm tryin' to say we're on a roll!
[03:54] Yugiri
    I wonder if he's watching us now...
[03:58] Lily
    Who's that?
[04:01] Yugiri
    Someone I knew a long time ago.
[04:07] Lily
    I bet he's rooting for us! Just like Mommy.
[04:13] Yugiri
    Yes.
[04:15] Sakura
    Now we've just got to put on a good
    performance to cheer Saga up on the day!
[04:19] Junko
    I hope people will be able to make it.
[04:22] Saki
    Damn it, if it weren't for this whole mess,
    we'd be passing out fliers
[04:27] Saki
    and talking up the show on the radio...
[04:30] Saki
    Huh.
[04:31] Saki
    What day is it today?
[04:33] Sakura
    The day? Uh...
[04:35] Junko
    Come to think of it, we've been paying more
    attention to the dates than what day it is.
[04:40] Sakura
    I think it's Friday, maybe?
[04:42] Saki
    Dude! That's the day we're on air!
[04:45] Saki
    Crap, crap, crap, I've gotta get ready fast!
[04:47] Sakura
    But with everything going on...
[04:50] Saki
    That's why I wanna do it!
[04:52] Saki
    'Sides, we already missed a session!
[04:54] Ai
    No one can blame you for that.
    It was a literal disaster situation.
[04:58] Sakura
    Are you seriously gonna go?
[05:00] Saki
    Damn right. If we don't go,
    then Saga's gonna lose itself.
SIGN    FM Saga
    Studio
[05:05] Producer
    Oh, you've got the wrong day.
SIGN    FM Saga
    Studio
[05:08] Producer
    It's actually Sunday.
[05:10] Sakura
    Our... Our mistake...
[05:12] Saki
    Girl... I'm gonna kill you...
SIGN    FM Saga
    Studio
[05:14] Producer
    Man, all seven of you are here, huh?
SIGN    FM Saga
    Studio
[05:18] Producer
    This actually works out! Since you're here,
    why don't you go on the air?
[05:23] Ai
    Is that okay?
SIGN    FM Saga
    Studio
[05:24] Producer
    Yeah! We're all set to broadcast, but none
    of our regular personalities can make it in...
[05:28] Producer
    So we've been wondering what we could
    do other than just read the news.
[05:31] Producer
    Honestly, there's no way to know how
    many people are even listening, but...
[05:35] Ai
    We don't mind!
[05:36] Sakura
    Thank you so much!
[05:37] Saki
    Thanks!
[05:40] Radio
    We'll continue to bring you updates
    on the affected areas going forward.
[05:44] Radio
    If you have any new information,
    feel free to contact us, as well.
[05:48] Radio
    Now, we actually have some wonderful
    guests in the studio today.
[05:52] FCC
    Good evening! We're Franchouchou!
[05:54] Maimai
    Diiing!
[05:56] Maimai
    Hey, Maimai's Franchouchou
    sense is tingling.
[05:56] Maimai
    Crank that radio up! Please! Radio! Louder!
[05:59] Maimai
    That's what I'd expect from a
    mega-fan and former member.
[06:02] Saki
    Well, to all the folks in Saga...
[06:06] Saki
    Everybody, I think it's pretty rough
    out there for you all right now.
[06:11] Saki
    And... I dunno how you're
    hearing me right now,
[06:16] Saki
    but I bet you've all got your worries,
    or might be feeling lonely...
[06:20] Saki
    Hell, you might just be pissed off
    about everything that's happened.
[06:26] Saki
    But... I dunno how to put this...
[06:29] Saki
    Right now, a lot of people are
    doing everything they can,
[06:32] Saki
    in all sorts of different ways, to help.
[06:35] Saki
    It was the same way for
    the shelter we stayed at.
[06:38] Saki
    And that's how you sorta get involved...
    and connect to people, I guess.
[06:43] Saki
    I dunno if I'm getting my point across,
[06:46] Saki
    but I think that kinda thing
    is a really big deal.
[06:51] Saki
    So, all of us in Franchouchou have thought
    about what we can do to help...
[06:57] Saki
    All seven of us have
    talked this over, and...
[07:00] Saki
    In the end, we wanna connect to
    you all by singing and dancing.
[07:05] Saki
    We want to cheer you on!
[07:08] Saki
    That's why Franchouchou is going
    to be putting on a concert.
[07:12] Saki
    March 8th. At the Ekimae Fudosan Stadium!
[07:17] Saki
    A year ago, we seriously
    blew it at that same venue.
[07:22] Saki
    We drew a tiny crowd... panicked...
[07:24] Saki
    It was a real mess.
[07:27] Saki
    And, just like last time...
[07:30] Saki
    Nah, I think it's gonna be even
    harder to pull off than last time.
[07:35] Saki
    But... all the same, we're going
    to put on the best show ever!
[07:40] Saki
    I know there are people who are gonna think
    that's crazy, with everything going on...
[07:44] Saki
    But if we... If by singing, we can...
[07:49] Saki
    I dunno if we'll really be able to
    help people feel better, but...
[07:53] Saki
    We're gonna be on stage, hoping we can
    make you smile, even just a little!
[07:58] Saki
    Because that's what being idols means to us!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge
SIGN    March 7th, 2020
[08:15] Ai
    Do you all have your things?
[08:17] FCC
    Yes!
[08:17] FCC
    Right!
[08:17] FCC
    Okay!
[08:18] Ai
    We don't know how things will be out there,
     so let's be careful on the road.
[08:21] Saki
    Hell, we're zombies. We'll be fine.
[08:24] Sakura
    That's true! We are zombies.
[08:28] Ai
    Let's get going, then.
SIGN    March 8th, 2020
[09:35] Kotaro
    On March 8th, sixteen days from now,
    you'll need to assemble at EFS at 10 a.m.
[09:42] Saki
    Damn it, Shades! Did you get the date wrong?
[09:46] Saki
    I guess we weren't sure what
    day it was for a while there, too.
[10:01] Sakura
    I'm not gonna give up.
[10:04] Sakura
    No matter what.
[10:09] Sakura
    I don't care how bad it gets...
[10:11] Sakura
    Even if we try our very hardest and it
    still goes badly, I'm gonna keep trying.
[10:16] Sakura
    Even if god tries to stop us! Or the devil!
[10:20] Sakura
    Until we outlast everything that
    tries to get in the way...
[10:23] Sakura
    I'm gonna keep at our revenge!
[10:36] Metal Dudes
    Hey!
[10:45] Saki
    Those dudes are seriously awesome!
[10:47] Yugiri
    I'm curious how they made
    it all the way out here.
[11:07] Maimai
    Ei-yah!
[11:10] Crowd
    —chouchou!
[11:11] Maimai
    Ei-yah!
[11:12] Crowd
    —chouchou!
[11:14] Maimai
    Ei-yah!
[11:15] Crowd
    —chouchou!
[11:24] Newcaster
    Would you look at that?
[11:25] Newcaster
    I'm coming to you from the Ekimae
    Fudosan Stadium in Saga,
[11:28] Newcaster
    where the damage caused by
    flooding is still visible.
[11:31] Newcaster
    A massive crowd is gathering for a charity
    concert by the idol group Franchouchou!
[11:37] Newcaster
    We at NBK Fukuoka caught up with
    them at a shelter a week ago,
[11:42] Newcaster
    and the response from our
    viewers was massive!
[11:45] Newcaster
    Not only that, but newspapers with
    circulation throughout the country
[11:48] Newcaster
    have been publishing ads for the show,
    raising the event's profile even higher.
SIGN    Trending in Japan
    
    1. Entertainment Trends
     Franchouchou
    
     2. Trends
     Charity Concert
    
     3. Entertainment Trends
    Franchouchou
    
    4. Trends
     Save Saga
[11:52] Newscaster
    Social media has also been abuzz
    with talk of the concert
[11:56] Newscaster
    after posts from Shiori Baba-san from Iron Frill,
    one of Japan's biggest idol groups,
[12:00] Newscaster
    as well as the actor Light Oozora-san.
[12:04] Newscaster
    It looks like the arena still isn't
    ready for the show just yet.
[12:08] Newscaster
    In spite of that, you can see how many
    have assembled here today to support Saga!
[12:13] Newscaster
    With the notoriety brought from
    national exposure in five big papers,
[12:15] Newscaster
    businesses from all over the country,
    starting with Saga's own Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals,
[12:18] Newscaster
    have volunteered to help sponsor the event.
[12:22] Newscaster
    And it's not just Japan, either!
[12:24] Newscaster
    People from a variety of
    countries are offering aid
[12:27] Newscaster
    after hearing about the disaster in Kyushu!
[12:31] WhiteR
    Like I told you... The answer
    can be found in Saga!
[12:37] News
    We are seeing the world
    come together for Saga...
[12:40] News
    no, Japan, in a way rarely
    seen throughout history!
[12:44] News
    You might even call it an epic... saga!
[12:53] Kotaro
    Thank you so much.
[12:54] Itou 2
    Just so we're clear here...
[12:57] Itou 2
    All we've done is choose to prioritize the most
    effective strategy, after logical consideration.
[13:02] Governor
    Tatsumi-kun.
[13:06] Governor
    Saga's not giving up.
[13:16] Sakura
    Saga!
[13:21] Sakura
    Revenge!
SIGN    Franchouchou Green Room
[15:07] [SONG] Song
    There's no turning back the clock,
    just facing what's happened
[15:10] [SONG] Song
    Take those past glories
    and leave them be
[15:13] [SONG] Song
    Just hang on tight
[15:15] [SONG] Song
    Never give up again
[15:18] [SONG] Song
    If you wanna make sure
    your loss has meaning
[15:21] [SONG] Song
    Get on your feet
[15:22] [SONG] Song
    Shake yourself off
[15:22] [SONG] Song
    No matter how battered you are
[15:24] [SONG] Song
    After swallowing the pain
[15:26] [SONG] Song
    Could you stand up again?
[15:28] [SONG] Song
    Why worry about when to give up?
[15:32] [SONG] Song
    Do you really want to go out on a whimper?
[15:35] [SONG] Song
    Bet on a comeback
[15:37] [SONG] Song
    No matter how many times you fall
[15:38] [SONG] Song
    Take deferred and stockpiled dreams
[15:41] [SONG] Song
    And shout them out!
[15:49] [SONG] Song
    Even if it's a fight with no chance to win
[15:53] [SONG] Song
    That doesn't change the dream
    or how bad you want it!
[15:56] [SONG] Song
    The disappointment
[15:57] [SONG] Song
    of failure,
[15:58] [SONG] Song
    the mistakes
[15:59] [SONG] Song
    and regrets
[16:00] [SONG] Song
    can all be thrown into the fire
    that signals a new start!
[16:03] [SONG] Song
    Even if the whole world gives up on you,
    keep fighting as long as you breathe!
[16:11] [SONG] Song
    The will
[16:11] [SONG] Song
    and the passion
[16:12] [SONG] Song
    To return
[16:13] [SONG] Song
    and fight back
[16:14] [SONG] Song
    Are what you need to shine
    bright and blaze on!
[16:32] [SONG] Song
    If it's an end where you've
    spent all you've had to give
[16:35] [SONG] Song
    Even if the world's finally shown you mercy
[16:39] [SONG] Song
    What kind of life is it
[16:42] [SONG] Song
    Without some scars in the end?
[16:49] [SONG] Song
    Even if it's a fight with no chance to win
[16:53] [SONG] Song
    Our hearts will never stop blazing
[16:57] [SONG] Song
    Atone for
[16:58] [SONG] Song
    your surrender
[16:59] [SONG] Song
    Retract your
[17:00] [SONG] Song
    retreat and
[17:01] [SONG] Song
    plan for
[17:01] [SONG] Song
    the revolution
[17:02] [SONG] Song
    Rejoin and
[17:03] [SONG] Song
    start again
[17:04] [SONG] Song
    The disappointment
[17:05] [SONG] Song
    of failure,
[17:06] [SONG] Song
    the mistakes
[17:07] [SONG] Song
    and regrets
[17:08] [SONG] Song
    can all be thrown into the fire
    that signals a new start!
[17:12] [SONG] Song
    Even if the whole world gives up on you,
    keep fighting as long as you breathe!
[17:20] [SONG] Song
    The will
[17:21] [SONG] Song
    and the passion
[17:22] [SONG] Song
    To return
[17:23] [SONG] Song
    and fight back
[17:24] [SONG] Song
    Are what you need to shine
    bright and blaze on!
[18:22] [SONG] Song
    
[18:25] Crowd
    Fran... Franchouchou!
[18:29] [SONG] Crowd
    
[18:32] Crowd
    Franchouchou!
[18:35] Maria
    Number Zero!
[18:44] [SONG] Sakura
    Let's sing of this day
[18:54] [SONG] Sakura
    Shining bright!
[19:01] [SONG] FCC
    (Still Alive!)
[19:04] [SONG] FCC
    I looked outward, with eyes full
    of disappointment and regret
[19:10] [SONG] FCC
    And then I threw away my mirror
[19:14] [SONG] FCC
    Because when it comes to the
    meaning of happiness and beauty
[19:20] [SONG] FCC
    I won't let other people choose them
[19:24] [SONG] FCC
    Tear apart your idea of normal
[19:27] [SONG] FCC
    Embrace what makes you unique
[19:30] [SONG] FCC
    And then don't look back
    as you let it loose!
[19:33] [SONG] FCC
    Living out a miracle with
    every fiber of my being
[19:38] [SONG] FCC
    Even if you run away or get scared
[19:41] FCC
    (Even crawling around)
[19:42] [SONG] FCC
    At the center of the world
[19:44] [SONG] FCC
    Imperfect as you might be now, carry on
[19:48] [SONG] FCC
    You can take pride in what makes you strange
[19:51] FCC
    (Fully exposed to see)
[19:52] [SONG] FCC
    And take a bite into happiness
[19:56] [SONG] FCC
    As the blessings come
[19:59] [SONG] FCC
    Raining from above
[20:01] [SONG] FCC
    Let's soak them up as we carry on
[20:04] [SONG] FCC
    Let there be light
[20:06] [SONG] FCC
    So you can reach the glory
[20:09] [SONG] FCC
    And cast your gaze upward,
    upward, never stopping!
[20:22] [SONG] Saki
    Come on now!
[20:32] Saki
    Thank you!
[20:34] [SONG] FCC
    Let there be light
[20:36] [SONG] FCC
    Escaping the darkness! Believing in the wind!
[20:41] [SONG] FCC
    Marching to an exit from despair
[20:44] [SONG] FCC
    Let there be light
[20:46] [SONG] FCC
    Where we can breathe easy
[20:48] [SONG] FCC
    Where we'll live
[20:50] [SONG] FCC
    Free to shine on, shine on, without a stop!
[20:54] [SONG] FCC
    Shining!
[21:05] Crowd
    Encore! Encore! Encore!
[21:12] Kotaro
    You've done an amazing job
     in a dire situation.
[21:21] Kotaro
    But... still, though! Don't get
    the wrong idea! You still—
[21:24] Ai
    It's still too early to
    consider ourselves winners.
[21:28] Junko
    Even this EFS show is nothing
    more than a milestone.
[21:32] Yugiri
    There's still a great deal
    more for us to do, right?
[21:35] Lily
    And I know we can shine even brighter!
[21:38] Saki
    After all, Franchouchou is eternal
    and unstoppable, right?
[21:43] Sakura
    We're the idol zombies who will always keep
    fighting, no matter when, no matter where!
[22:02] Sakura
    Kotaro-san?
[22:03] Ai
    What? Why are you apologizing?
[22:06] Junko
    He's convulsing!
    Should we call an ambulance?
[22:09] Saki
    Wait, maybe he's doing that mudskipper—
[22:11] Kotaro
    I'm crying, okay?!
[22:13] Kotaro
    I'm crying!
[22:15] Kotaro
    I'm a grown-ass man and I'm crying!
[22:23] Kotaro
    What's with you, huh?!
[22:25] Kotaro
    Where do a bunch of wimpy zombies get
    off trying to sound so confident?!
[22:30] Kotaro
    You think those half-rotten throats
    should be spouting nonsense at me?!
[22:35] Kotaro
    Just so you know,
    Saga's barely even a little saved!
SIGN    Franchouchou Green Room
[22:41] Kotaro
    Got it?! So go and hit
    the crowd with your soul!
[22:46] Saki
    Hell yeah!
[22:46] Kotaro
    Go, go, go, go, go!
[22:47] Saki
    Go, go, go!
[23:14] [SONG] FCC
    It's not like anything's gonna change
[23:17] [SONG] FCC
    But it's not like we're gonna give up
[23:20] [SONG] FCC
    It must be because there's
    still some hope left
[23:26] [SONG] FCC
    I may not have the answers
    that I wanted the most
[23:31] [SONG] FCC
    Travelers! Looks like our
    smiles are peeking through!
[23:38] [SONG] FCC
    You can wrap them in a blanket
[23:42] [SONG] FCC
    But it seems our dreams will just spill out
[23:49] [SONG] FCC
    Why not keep dreaming even
    after springing awake?
[23:54] [SONG] FCC
    Let's set out anew and say good morning!
[24:00] [SONG] FCC
    Maybe my one small step
    is enough to reach someone
[24:06] [SONG] FCC
    If that's the kind of future we can have...
[24:12] [SONG] FCC
    Then that's where I am headed now,
    even with dark clouds in the way
[24:17] [SONG] FCC
    We're all in the same boat anyway,
    so let's head there together
[24:27] [SONG] FCC
    Let's make it happen!
[24:49] [SONG] FCC
    Embracing the world around
    me that's so full of wishes
[24:55] [SONG] FCC
    And heading straight into the future
[25:03] [SONG] FCC
    Maybe my one small step
    is enough to reach someone
[25:09] [SONG] FCC
    If that's the kind of future we can have...
[25:15] [SONG] FCC
    Then that's where I am headed now,
    even with dark clouds in the way
[25:20] [SONG] FCC
    We're all in the same boat anyway,
    so let's head there together
[25:30] [SONG] FCC
    Let's make it happen!
[25:36] Saki
    All together!
[25:42] [SONG] Sakura
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[25:48] [SONG] Sakura
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Revenge