Season 1 E1 - Good Morning SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] ---     To a place where we'll feel the excitement! [00:18] ---     Fantastic! [00:19] ---     Just fall in love! [00:23] ---     Just fall in love! [00:25] Sakura     I'm Sakura Minamoto! [00:27] Sakura     I'm starting my second     year of high school today! [00:31] Sakura     Usually, I'm kind of a klutz, and there are     times when I don't think I've got it together... [00:42] Sakura     But it isn't gonna be like that anymore! SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office [00:48] Sakura     I'm gonna be the girl I want to be! [00:57] Sakura     That way, I know... [01:04] Sakura     There are gonna be days full of thrills     and excitement waiting for me! [01:11] Sakura     I'm going now— [04:48] Sakura     What do I do? What do I do?! [05:36] Sakura     I made it... [05:38] Sakura     I think I made it out. SIGN    Machida River SIGN    Saga Prefecture [05:44] Sakura     Saga...? [05:48] Sakura     Am I in Saga? [05:49] Cop     Hey, sweetheart, you can't be out this late! SIGN    Saga Police [05:53] Cop     What's the matter? [05:55] Cop     You looking to get arrested? [05:56] Cop     'Cuz I'll arrest you! [05:58] Cop     Personally, I want to go home.     I'm soaked down to my underwear! [06:02] Sakura     Officer, please, help! [06:14] Sakura     Wha... you... [06:17] Sakura     Are you oka— [06:18] Cop     Stay back! [06:20] Cop     What the hell are you?! [06:22] Sakura     Wha? [07:03] Cop     A zombie? [07:32] Sakura     What just happened? [07:42] Sakura     What the hell? [07:44] Sakura     Why am I— [07:47] Sakura     I can't remember! [07:48] Sakura     Not a thing! [07:50] Sakura     What am I?! [07:51] Kotaro     You're Sakura Minamoto. [07:56] Sakura     The guy from before... [07:57] Kotaro     You died ten years ago. [08:01] Sakura     Say what? [08:02] Kotaro     But you're back again now, as a zombie. [08:05] Sakura     Dead? [08:06] Sakura     Zombie? [08:07] Kotaro     And from now on, as Zombie 1,     you will work with your team to save Saga! [08:15] Sakura     Um... I'm sorry. I have     no idea what you're saying. [08:20] Kotaro     You'll figure it out soon,     whether you want to or not. [08:22] Kotaro     Listen to me. [08:23] Kotaro     From now on, you need to do what I tell you. [08:26] Kotaro     If you do, there'll be no problem. [08:31] Sakura     Why? [08:32] Kotaro     My name is Kotaro Tatsumi. [08:34] Sakura     It's the strangest thing... He's... [08:38] Kotaro     I'm the man who will make you into an idol! [08:42] Sakura     Why does he... [08:44] Sakura     ...have squid in his pocket? SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Saga Prefecture [09:14] Kotaro     Okay, ladies, good morning! [09:26] Kotaro     I said good morning! [09:29] Sakura     Good... mor... ning? [09:33] Kotaro     You need to mind your manners. [09:34] Kotaro     You can't get any respect without them. [09:37] Kotaro     Look at the others. [09:38] Kotaro     No one's acknowledging you. [09:42] Kotaro     Hey there, Romero. [09:43] Kotaro     Good job wrangling the girls again today. SIGN    Let's not feed dried squid to dogs [09:52] Kotaro     And so, here we are... [09:54] Kotaro     Let's work hard to make you into the     greatest idols, starting today! [10:01] Sakura     E-Excuse me... [10:02] Kotaro     Go ahead! [10:03] Kotaro     And might I say, Sakura,     you're looking pretty healthy today. [10:05] Sakura     I just... want to confirm something... [10:08] Kotaro     Bring it on. Hit me. [10:10] Sakura     I'm... dead, right? [10:13] Kotaro     Sure are. You're Zombie 1, that's you. [10:15] Sakura     I'm wondering... how I became a zombie... [10:18] Kotaro     Come on. [10:19] Kotaro     Haven't you seen a zombie movie before? [10:22] Sakura     I have, for the record. [10:23] Kotaro     Well, there you go then. [10:30] Sakura     That's it? [10:32] Kotaro     Does there have to be more to it?! [10:34] Kotaro     A little bit of this, a little bit of that,     and bang, you're out of the grave, right?! [10:37] Kotaro     Isn't that all you really need for zombies?! [10:42] Kotaro     Is that all you wanted to ask? [10:45] Sakura     No, well, I also... [10:47] Sakura     Why am I going to be an idol? [10:49] Kotaro     To save Saga. [10:51] Sakura     By being an idol? [10:52] Kotaro     That's right. [10:54] Kotaro     In this day and age, regional idols     are becoming a thing of the past. [10:59] Kotaro     But because of that,     the competition has died out as well. [11:01] Kotaro     You're all going to capitalize     on that and save Saga, [11:04] Kotaro     which is itself on the verge      of becoming a thing of the past. [11:08] Kotaro     And boom. SIGN    Zombie Land Saga Project [11:10] Kotaro     We call it the Zombie Land      Saga Project, baby! [11:15] Sakura     But... I don't even remember     anything from when I was alive. [11:20] Sakura     So asking me to be an idol or save Saga... [11:24] Kotaro     No need to worry. [11:25] Kotaro     The others have even more baggage than you. [11:29] Sakura     Uh, and they are...? [11:32] Kotaro     Curious? [11:33] Sakura     Well, yes... [11:35] Sakura     I mean, this girl's bitten me     thirteen times since this morning. [11:40] Kotaro     They're legends. [11:43] Sakura     Legends? [11:45] Kotaro     That's right. [11:48] Kotaro     They're the legendary girls I have chosen      and revived to save Saga. [11:54] Kotaro     And with you, they will     form the ultimate team! [11:59] Kotaro     At the turn of the century she conquered     all of Kyushu with her gang, Dorami! SIGN    Dorami's Legendary Biker Boss, Saki Nikaido [12:03] Kotaro     The legendary biker boss, Saki Nikaido! [12:08] Kotaro     This girl gave rise to the 1980s idol boom      and was in a class of her own! [12:12] Kotaro     The legendary Showa idol, Junko Konno! SIGN    Legendary Showa Idol, Junko Konno [12:17] Kotaro     From the turbulent time spanning the     death of the shogunate to the Meiji era, [12:19] Kotaro     this woman was there at     the moment of revolution! SIGN    Legendary Courtesan, Yugiri [12:21] Kotaro     The legendary courtesan, Yugiri! [12:25] Kotaro     After a major break out on     a long-running period drama, [12:27] Kotaro     she managed to leave her mark on the     prime-time lineup of every network! SIGN    Legendary Child Actress Prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa [12:29] Kotaro     The legendary child actress     prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa! [12:34] Kotaro     During the warring idol period     following the year 2000, [12:37] Kotaro     she was the implacable center for     the ruling unit, Iron Frill! [12:41] Kotaro     The legendary Heisei idol, Ai Mizuno! SIGN    Legendary Heisei Idol, Ai Mizuno [12:45] Sakura     Wait... isn't she... SIGN         The Legendary     Tae Yamada [12:47] Kotaro     The legendary Tae Yamada! [12:50] Kotaro     And they will be joining you on your— [12:52] Sakura     Wait a second! Just a second! [12:55] Sakura     That last one... [12:56] Kotaro     The legendary Tae Yamada! SIGN    The Legendary Tae Yamada [12:59] Sakura     I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you. [13:02] Sakura     The legendary... [13:03] Kotaro     Tae Yamada! SIGN    The Legendary Tae Yamada [13:05] Sakura     I mean, isn't there... anything else? [13:09] Kotaro     Does there have to be?! [13:11] Sakura     But what's her legend about— [13:12] Kotaro     Who says a legend has to be about anything?! [13:15] Sakura     Then isn't she just a normal zom— [13:17] Kotaro     What makes you so legendary, then?! [13:19] Kotaro     Go on, tell me! [13:20] Kotaro     See, not a damn thing! [13:21] Kotaro     From now on, you're the only     one I won't call legendary! [13:25] Kotaro     That being said, at the moment,     they're all totally normal zombies. [13:30] Kotaro     They haven't woken up, after all. [13:32] Sakura     They need to wake up? [13:33] Kotaro     That's right. [13:34] Kotaro     I figure that with a little bit     of stimulation, like you had, [13:37] Kotaro     they'll eventually regain     their consciousness. [13:40] Sakura     Stimulation?! [13:41] Sakura     What happened to me?! [13:45] Kotaro     That being said, tonight you're all going     to put on a very stimulating performance! [13:49] Sakura     Don't try to brush— [13:51] Sakura     Wait, perform? [13:52] Kotaro     Your first performance... [13:55] Kotaro     is tonight! [14:16] Sakura     Hang on! [14:17] Crowd     It's a bunch of chicks! [14:41] Sakura     This isn't even kinda idol-like! [14:43] Kotaro     This was the only place that     had an open stage policy. [14:45] Sakura     What the hell?! [14:47] Sakura     Why are we here?! [14:48] Crew     Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no! [14:50] Crew     You can't go gnawing on that! [14:52] Crew     It costs a lot of money! [14:58] Kotaro     So, what do you think of the special     makeup skills I learned in Hollywood? [15:01] Kotaro     Nobody's noticed that they're zombies. [15:03] Sakura     That isn't the real issue here! [15:07] Sakura     Though, it's impressive... [15:09] Kotaro     And yet you went and passed out     yesterday after I tried it on you. [15:14] Kotaro     What's your problem, anyway? [15:16] ---     Let's go! [15:22] Sakura     Tae-chan? SIGN    Zero [15:26] Sakura     Wh-Wh-What, what, what is this?!     What's going on?! SIGN    Five [15:41] Sakura     No, no, no! [15:43] Sakura     They're gonna get mad at us again! [15:50] Kotaro     You've got this. [15:51] Sakura     No, I don't! That should be obvious! [15:53] Kotaro     I don't get it. What are     you so worried about? [15:56] Sakura     What am I... [15:57] Sakura     How can I do anything but worry?! [15:59] Sakura     I'm the only one who's awake! [16:01] Sakura     And it's really obvious the others are zombies! [16:03] Sakura     And isn't a performance the kind of thing     you gotta do a bunch of practice for?! [16:06] Sakura     What exactly are you expecting us to do?! [16:09] Kotaro     Just trust your instincts. [16:13] Sakura     Tae-chan might bite somebody. [16:16] Kotaro     A little biting never hurt anybody. [16:18] Sakura     Are you stupid? [16:19] Kotaro     Listen up! [16:21] Kotaro     Nobody in that crowd is expecting     a damn thing from you all. [16:26] Kotaro     That goes for me, too. Not even a little bit. [16:29] Sakura     Then— [16:30] Kotaro     And that's why! [16:32] Kotaro     That's why you have to blow     their expectations away! [16:34] Kotaro     You will all turn Saga... [16:36] Kotaro     No, you'll turn the entire     world on its head! [16:40] Sakura     We will...? [16:44] Tech     Death Musume (Name Pending), you're on! [16:47] Kotaro     Have some faith. [16:48] Kotaro     You can do this. [16:51] Sakura     Kotaro-san... [16:53] Sakura     No, I can't. [16:56] Kotaro     Okay, it's a go! [16:58] Kotaro     Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! [17:07] Sakura     U-Um, well, good evening... [17:10] Sakura     W-W-W-We are D-Death Musume! [17:13] Wig     Come on, spit it out, girlie! [17:15] Wig     What are idols doing here, anyway?! [17:17] Hochu     You better not be making fun of death metal! [17:20] Sakura     R-Right! [17:21] Sakura     Y-You can all call me Number 1. [17:25] Wig     No one cares! Get started already! [17:27] Hochu     It's just gonna be crap, anyway! [17:30] Sakura     I-I'm sorry! [17:31] Sakura     They're so mad! [17:32] Sakura     What do I do? What do I do?! [17:46] Sakura     I knew it! [17:48] Wig     A stage dive?! [17:49] Wig     They haven't even started playing yet! [17:56] Wig     This is getting kinda hairy! [17:57] Wig     I better not get in trouble for this! [17:59] Sakura     Cut that out! [18:01] Sakura     Come on! [18:06] Hochu     I can't believe they started     with trying to mosh... [18:10] Wig     That chick's actually kinda brutal. [18:12] Sakura     I knew it. [18:19] Sakura     Ugh, this is a huge mess! [18:26] Sakura     Huh? [18:27] Kotaro     Music, come on! [18:31] Crowd     Huh? [18:33] Sakura     What's this music?! [18:34] Wig     What the hell? [18:36] Wig     They're actually playing the real thing! [18:38] Hochu     This music's for them? [18:40] Wig     I like it! [18:41] Wig     Show us what you got, little girl! [19:07] Sakura     W-W-W-Wait! [19:39] Wig     What is this? [19:40] Wig     What're they doing? [19:42] Wig     How can they headbang like that? [19:45] Wig     It's like their necks are broken! [19:54] Sakura     This feeling... Where have I... [20:57] Sakura     I knew it wouldn't work. [21:00] Sakura     But... [21:03] Sakura     I wonder what that was. [21:14] Sakura     Tae-chan? [21:15] Junko     Help! [21:19] Ai     What is this? [21:21] Junko     Somebody, please, do something! [21:23] Lily     I'm scared! [21:26] Yugiri     What's going on? [21:27] Yugiri     What's all the commotion? [21:30] Saki     That was a good nap. [21:37] Sakura     W-Well... [21:41] Sakura     G... [21:43] Sakura     Good morning, everyone! SIGN    Episode 1 SIGN    Good Morning SAGA SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:27] Sakura     Sakura here! Well, there you go. We're zombies. SIGN    Dance Lessons [23:28] Sakura     Are we really gonna be idols, though? [23:31] Sakura     Since everybody's awake now,     hopefully we can get along... [23:34] Sakura     Next time on episode 2 of Zombie Land Saga:     I Love HIP HOP SAGA. SIGN    Episode 2: I <3 HIP HOP SAGA [23:38] Sakura     Be sure to watch! E2 - I <3 HIP HOP SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] C      [00:00] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] Sakura     I'm Sakura Minamoto, a high school girl     with a heart full of hope and dreams! [00:05] Sakura     One day, I died suddenly     after an unfortunate accident! [00:07] Sakura     So sad! But then it's like, good morning! [00:09] Sakura     Wait, how's this happening?! [00:10] Sakura     I got chased by scary people,     a policeman shot me, [00:13] Sakura     and this weirdo is telling me     to become an idol and save Saga... [00:15] Sakura     Wait, I'm a zombie?! [00:17] Sakura     Everything's gone totally crazy! [00:18] Sakura     What the heck is going to happen now?! SIGN    Zombie 0 The Legendary... Tae Yamada SIGN    Zombie 2 The Legendary Biker Boss!! Saki Nikaido SIGN    Zombie 3 The Legendary Heisei Idol!! Ai Mizuno SIGN    Zombie 4 The Legendary Showa Idol!! Junko Konno SIGN    Zombie 5 The Legendary Courtesan Yugiri SIGN    Zombie 6 The Legendary Child Actress Prodigy!! Lily Hoshikawa [00:38] Sakura     They really did snap out of it     after yesterday's show... SIGN    Zombie 1     Sakura Minamoto [00:43] Sakura     Well, except Tae-chan. [00:51] Kotaro     Well, ladies, congratulations on waking up. [01:02] Kotaro     I said congratulations! SIGN    Mysterious Idol Producer!! Kotaro Tatsumi!! [01:10] Kotaro     I am the mysterious idol producer,     the amazing Kotaro Tatsumi-sama! [01:15] Kotaro     And that being the case, you are all     going to become idols to save Saga! [01:18] Kotaro     And boom. SIGN    Ultimate Idol Legends [01:20] Kotaro     We're going to use your legendary qualities [01:23] Kotaro     to turn Saga into the talk of the nation! [01:36] ---      SIGN    Episode 2 [01:38] OP Narration     Even if we're dead,      we want to make our dreams come true... [01:40] OP Narration     No, even if we're dead,     we will make them come true! [01:43] OP Narration     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [01:45] OP Narration     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even     if we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [01:49] OP Narration     Because that is our saga! [03:04] Saki     So, like... [03:06] Saki     I don't get any of this. [03:07] Kotaro     Oh, what's up, Saki? [03:11] Saki     I died, right? [03:13] Saki     So how come I'm not dead? [03:15] Kotaro     What, you seriously don't know? [03:19] Kotaro     Use your head for a second! [03:21] Saki     Like I said, I don't know what the hell— [03:22] Kotaro     Because you're a zombie! [03:24] Kotaro     You're a zombie, so you're up     and about, obviously! [03:27] Kotaro     What kinda normal human has a green face?! [03:30] Kotaro     Listen up. You all died and became zombies, [03:34] Kotaro     and zombies have no place     in our modern society! [03:38] Kotaro     I'm offering you freaks a place     to belong by turning you into idols, [03:43] Kotaro     so your dumbasses better appreciate it! [03:47] Kotaro     So, if you zombies are going to be idols, [03:50] Kotaro     what are you going to need the most? [03:52] Kotaro     Go ahead, Sakura! [03:53] Sakura     Uh, I dunno... [03:56] Sakura     Oh, we'll need to not bite people? [03:57] Kotaro     It's keeping the fact you're zombies a secret,     you stupid freaking zombie! SIGN    Zombie Movies SIGN    A 5-Scene Highlight Reel! [04:11] Kotaro     There. As you can see,      the zombies were obliterated. [04:14] Kotaro     So let's do a good job being idols,     so no one finds out the truth. [04:18] Kotaro     Referring to yourselves with numbers     is a part of that strategy. [04:21] Ai     I get that we're zombies now, [04:24] Ai     but I don't get why we have to be idols. [04:27] Kotaro     To save Saga! [04:29] Ai     Revitalizing a prefecture     as local idols? In Saga? [04:32] Kotaro     What, are you scared? [04:35] Ai     It's obviously not going to work. [04:37] Ai     Looking like this and trying to save Saga... [04:40] Ai     And I'm not even from Saga! [04:43] Kotaro     Saga doesn't sweat the details! [04:46] Kotaro     Even if you don't know a damn thing about it! [04:48] Ai     Hey, I know about Saga! [04:50] Kotaro     Why don't you tell me what you know? [04:53] Ai     It's... in Kyushu! [04:55] Kotaro     Oh, very impressive!     That was super good, Ai-chan! [05:00] Ai     Well, what exactly do you     know about Saga, then?! [05:03] Kotaro     I know everything!     Everything there is to know. [05:07] Ai     What's Saga's population? [05:08] Kotaro     I know that down to the tiniest decimal! [05:11] Ai     Well, go on. [05:15] Kotaro     It's... small. [05:17] Kotaro     On the smaller side. [05:18] Ai     But specifically— [05:19] Kotaro     Who the hell knows, stupid?! [05:22] Kotaro     You wanna know stats,     look it up on Wikiia! [05:25] Kotaro*     Or is that what you think?!     You think I'm Wikiia?! [05:27] Kotaro*     Nope, nope! [05:29] Kotaro     I'm the guy who's gonna make you into idols, [05:31] Kotaro     Kotaro Tatsumi-san, that's me! [05:36] Kotaro     I chose you all, [05:37] Kotaro     and I know that you will send shockwaves     through society as Saga's idols. [05:41] Kotaro     The first step for that occurs     tomorrow at Saga Castle, [05:45] Kotaro     when you participate in the     Shachi-no-mon Public Concert. [05:48] Ai     This is so clearly not going to work... [05:49] Kotaro     That's not clear at all! [05:51] Kotaro     You just have to pull it off,     like yesterday's show. [05:53] Ai     Wait, what are you talking about? [05:56] Kotaro     You all had the house jumping. [05:57] Kotaro     Right, Sakura? [05:59] Sakura     Uh, sorta... Sure. [06:04] Kotaro     Now, let's get cracking on those lessons! [06:07] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:15] Sakura     How the heck did this happen? [06:15] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! SIGN    Dance Lessons [06:19] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:24] Junko     S-Stop that, please! [06:27] Sakura     There's no way we can     pull this off right away. [06:27] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:32] Kotaro     Good, good, good, good, okay! [06:37] Sakura     She's really staring at me... [06:44] Sakura     Oof! [06:49] Junko     E-Excuse me... Wh-What do you want? [06:55] Sakura     Ai-chan was an idol, wasn't she? [06:58] Sakura     I know I've seen her somewhere before. [07:00] Saki     Hey! [07:01] Saki     You're Sakura, right? [07:02] Sakira     Y-Yes... [07:04] Saki     Where you from? [07:06] Saki     I'm asking what middle school you went to! [07:08] Sakura     Uh... Well, I don't remember. [07:13] Saki     You screw with me and I'll kill you, got it? [07:15] Sakura     I-It's true, I really don't remember     anything from before I was a zombie! [07:19] Saki     Man, just remember it!     Make yourself remember! [07:25] Saki     And why the hell are you     taking this seriously? [07:28] Saki     You some kinda goody two-shoes?! [07:29] Saki     You want an ass-kicking?! [07:31] Sakura     Not exactly... [07:33] Sakura     It's just... since we have a show to do... [07:36] Saki     We oughta do a rally. SIGN    Biker Rally [07:40] Saki     Good to see ya! [07:45] Saki     This is so... Damn it! [07:47] Saki     I bet my Tamagotchi is dead by now. [07:56] Sakura     That was so scary... [08:02] Sakura     H-Huh? Ai-chan? [08:20] Ai     A zombie dog?! SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [08:43] Ai     What is with this place? [08:46] Sakura     Ai-chan? [08:47] Sakura     Ai-chan, are you around? [08:59] Sakura     Ai-chan! Oh, and Junko-chan. [09:02] Sakura     What are you two doing? [09:06] Ai     Isn't it obvious? I'm leaving. [09:06] (Junko     I'm leaving this place... [09:09] Ai     Why should I have to put     up with this nonsense? [09:13] Sakura     No, no, no you can't! [09:15] Sakura     It's dangerous out there! [09:17] Ai     You mean like that video he showed us? [09:19] Ai     Nothing like that's actually     going to happen. [09:20] Sakura     I got shot, for real! [09:23] Junko     That Tae girl frightens me... [09:25] Junko     I have no idea what she's thinking,     and she bites... [09:28] Sakura     I felt the same way, but it's okay!     Once you get used to it! [09:32] Sakura     Ai-chan, wait up! [09:33] Ai     Let go! [09:34] Sakura     No! [09:46] Sakura     I'm sorry, Ai-chan... but it's dangerous.     Let's go back. [09:49] Ai     Give it a rest. [09:50] ---      [09:50] Junko     Where exactly are you going? [09:52] Ai     Tokyo. [09:54] Sakura     Tokyo?! [09:55] Sakura     You can't, we don't have any money... [09:57] Sakura     And someone's gonna explode your head! [09:59] Junko     Please don't make this worse! [10:01] Sakura     Or maybe they'll punch it to mush! [10:03] Ai     You can go back by yourself, okay? [10:09] Sakura     Ai-chan, let's go back... [10:10] Ai     Do you seriously think     zombies can pull off being idols? [10:14] Ai     Why are you agreeing to this all so easily? [10:16] Ai     He's got you dancing to his tune.      Are you stupid? [10:19] Sakura     Maybe I am... [10:22] Sakura     Maybe I haven't really thought it through... [10:25] Sakura     But... [10:26] Sakura     The other day,     when we all went on stage together, [10:28] Sakura     I felt really strange... [10:31] Sakura     Like my heart was buzzing...     I was really happy. [10:36] Sakura     I don't remember life before     becoming a zombie, [10:38] Sakura     but I get the impression I've felt     something like that before. [10:42] Sakura     I want to feel that way again... [10:44] Sakura     I want to know what it really is. [10:47] Sakura     So I want to get on stage again... That's all. [10:59] B     Yo, yo, yo, yo! [11:01] C     Check, check, check! [11:03] Sakura     Those guys are kinda scary... [11:05] Ai     Rappers? [11:07] A     Mic check, yo! [11:08] A     Yo, check it! These chicks     are out really late, [11:12] A     maybe they're like us, cruising for a date? [11:14] B     Yo, screw you man, you make me do the work, [11:17] B     when you push me around,     you act like a jerk! [11:20] C     Yo, yo, yo! How about you     let me hit them up then? [11:24] C     If you end up asking,      they'll wanna be "just friends." [11:27] Junko     They're coming this way! They're coming     this way! They're coming this way... [11:29] Sakura     What do we do?! What do we do?!     What do we do?! [11:34] C     You girls wanna do some karaoke?     A little song and dance? [11:37] C     We know a place open late     if you don't got plans! [11:41] C     If you don't got money,     it'll be our treat. Okay? [11:49] Cop     You're up late boys, wanna tell me why? [11:52] Cop     Or do you think I'm gonna walk on by? [11:54] Sakura     That voice... [11:56] A     Damn it, man. [11:57] A     We didn't even do anything. [11:59] Cop     You wanna pick up girls, is that your game? [12:01] Cop     Cuz I can throw your butts in jail,     it's all the same! [12:04] Ai     Officer! Please, help! [12:07] Sakura     Ai-chan, don't! [12:14] Cop     A-Again?! [12:15] B     Whoa, hold up! This is not happening! [12:17] C     She's messed up! I'm freaking out! [12:17] Sakura     Come on, Ai-chan! [12:33] Rappers     Oh, no! This is bad! [12:35] Rappers     S-S-Save us! [12:45] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [12:47] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [12:49] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [12:52] Kotaro     Good— Wait, no, do it good. [12:55] Kotaro     Okay, do it good from the start this time. [12:58] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [13:00] Kotaro     Good, good, very good. [13:01] Junko     We were really shot at yesterday, weren't we? [13:04] Ai     I thought I was going to die. [13:06] Junko     Well, we're dead already. [13:07] Kotaro     All right, that was good! [13:10] (Flashback) B     Whoa, hold up! This is not happening! [13:12] Kotaro     Okay, from the beginning... [13:16] Sakura     We better be careful tomorrow... [13:18] Saki     Hey! [13:23] Saki     You wanna die? [13:24] Sakura     Sorry for interrupting. [13:25] Saki     Hold it! [13:29] Saki     Why the hell do you listen     to shades back there? [13:32] Sakura     Y-You mean Kotaro-san? [13:35] Saki     I'm not like you! [13:37] Saki     I do what I want, and I only got     respect for people with guts! [13:41] Sakura     What is it that you want to do, Saki-chan? [13:43] Saki     Take the whole damn country over. [13:45] Sakura     Why? [13:50] Sakura     Saki-chan! [13:52] Sakura     Do you want to, just once, try and— [13:55] Saki     Hell no, I don't. [13:57] Saki     Damn it, there's a reason I waited     until the old fart was gone. SIGN    11th Shachi-no-Mon Public Concert SIGN    Featuring Deizu Middle School Woodwind Instrument Club Trio Dea Po Ron Hasetsu Jazz Orchestra Death Musume Public Concert [14:08] Kotaro     The important thing isn't     technique, it's heart! [14:13] Kotaro     Put your own heart into it,     and you can color other people's hearts! [14:16] Kotaro     That's makeup. [14:17] Sakura     I'm sorry, I didn't catch any of that. [14:20] Saki     Holy crap! This might actually work! [14:23] Lily     Yugirin, you're so pretty! [14:25] Yugiri     Am I, now? [14:27] Yugiri     You're quite lovely yourself, Lily-han. [14:31] Sakura     I wonder if they're gonna be okay... [14:34] Staff     Wait right over here. [14:36] Death Dude A     Is there seriously gonna be a     death metal show in this place? [14:40] Death Dude B     All I see are old fogeys! SIGN    Performer Waiting Room [14:42] Sakura     Everyone, make sure they don't     find out we're zombies! [14:44] Saki     That'll be a piece of cake! [14:46] Saki     There's no way they can tell! [14:48] Saki     Super easy! [14:51] Sakura     Saki-chan! [14:52] Saki     And, to be honest? [14:54] Saki     Right now? [14:55] Saki     I am hot as hell! [14:57] Sakura     I get it, I get it! [14:58] Staff     Sorry about the wait. [14:59] Staff     Could the members of Green Face     head to the stage. [15:04] Sakura     Uh, actually, we're Death Musume... [15:07] Kotaro     Starting today you're Green Face! [15:13] Sakura     Kotaro-sa— [15:14] Kotaro     Listen up! [15:15] Kotaro     You've gotta show these people     the Green Face of your hearts! [15:19] Sakura     I have no idea what that means! [15:20] Kotaro     Okay, get going! [15:22] Kotaro     Go, go, go, go! [15:30] Sakura     Tae-chan! [15:32] Sakura     I-It's nice to meet you! [15:34] Sakura     We're Green Musume! [15:36] Sakura     Er, Green Face, I mean! [15:38] Death Dude A     They got some kinda environmental     thing going on now?! [15:41] Death Dude B     What happened to Death Musume? [15:42] Death Dude B     You girls don't do metal anymore? [15:44] Sakura     B-By the way, I'm Number 1, [15:46] Sakura     and this girl is Number 0,     and then going down the line... [15:50] Sakura     Number 2, Number 3, Number 4... [15:53] Sakura     Er, Number 5, and Number 6. [15:57] Sakura     Green Face is an idol group      trying to revitalize Saga. [16:02] Sakura     Our singing and dancing are a little     green too, but we practiced hard! [16:08] Sakura     L-Let's do it... [16:10] Sakura     Yeah! [16:15] Kotaro     Music. Come on. [16:37] Death Dude A     What is this? [16:54] Sakura     The— Tae-chan?! [16:59] Sakura     No! [17:11] Lily     There it goes! [17:18] Squid Guy     Huh... [17:23] Squid Guy     Want some? [17:29] Sakura     Ta-da! It's a trick, a little trick! [17:32] Sakura     A little Handead Power! [17:38] Sakura     Saki-chan, catch! [17:44] Saki     Does that hurt? [17:48] Sakura     Okay, this another trick! [17:50] Sakura     It's Undead Power! [17:53] Crowd     That's impressive! [17:59] Sakura     Saki, over here! [18:01] Saki     It's not like it's your head! [18:04] Crowd     That's amazing, girls! [18:06] Sakura     We seriously can't keep doing this... [18:09] Saki     Screw you! [18:12] Sakura     They're gonna figure it out! [18:18] Saki     Man, your head would pop off     with your helmet like this! [18:29] Sakura     Could you try to hide the fact we're zombies?! [18:34] Sakura     You're not even trying to hide it! [18:36] Sakura     What kind of idol's head comes off?! [18:38] Sakura     How could we possibly be human?! [18:41] Sakura     What kind of human can do that?! [18:44] Sakura     Is your brain rotting too,     you stupid zombie?! [18:47] Saki     All right, bitch, you're on! [18:48] Saki     You've got some guts, and now? [18:50] Saki     I'm gonna kick your ass all     the way to Hoto Shrine! [18:52] Sakura     If they find out we're zombies,     we're extra dead! [18:54] Sakura     Are any of my words getting     through your head?! [18:57] Sakura     If you can't take this for real,     then you're the zombie [18:59] Sakura     whose deal will be head     trauma that don't heal! [19:02] Sakura     How many more times before you regret it?! [19:05] Sakura     How many cops shoot us     until you finally get it?! [19:14] Saki     You think I'm just gonna roll     over for you and agree? [19:16] Saki     I died riding and now you want     me to be an idol zombie?! [19:20] Saki     If the other choice is acting     like a suck-up snot, [19:22] Saki     you coulda left me in the ground,     I'd rather rot! [19:25] Yugiri     Yo! [19:27] Yugiri     Hup, hup! [19:28] Yugiri     Yo! [19:29] Lily     Me, too! [19:29] Yugiri     Hup, hup! [19:31] Yugiri     Yo! [19:32] Yugiri     Hup, hup! [19:33] Yugiri     Yo! [19:35] Sakura     I can't even remember who I was     before this all went down, [19:38] Sakura     but on stage, I felt something click... [19:40] Sakura     I'm no goody-two shoes,     and I'm nobody's clown. [19:43] Sakura     I'm just trying to do more     than be a worthless brick! [19:45] Saki     Who cares if you've got     memories in your head? [19:48] Saki     You won't get to see your friends,     and your Tamagotchi's long dead! [19:52] Saki     We're done, got it?! [19:54] Saki     Nothing's gonna change about that! [19:55] Sakura     Hell no, we're not done! [19:57] Sakura     We're just getting started! [19:58] Sakura     We've got to keep moving ahead!     Or we'll just be the walking dead! [20:01] Sakura     Even if we have died,      we only stop when we decide, [20:04] Sakura     so stop running, and ride again! [20:05] Sakura     Kick some ass, captain! [20:10] Sakura     And that goes for the two     of you standing over there! [20:13] Sakura     Gonna act like losers when     you're the celebrity pair? [20:15] Sakura     You've got all the talent in the world, [20:18] Sakura     but the two of you girls are giving up      without giving it a whirl! [20:20] Sakura     Quit coming up with excuses     about why you can't win! [20:23] Sakura     If you've got even a little chance,     try to do that then! [20:24] Lily     Yo, yo! [20:25] Sakura     Even a zombie can do it if she tries, [20:28] Sakura     and when you prove it,     it shows dead souls can rise! [20:31] Sakura     Yo, that goes for all you old folks, too! [20:34] Sakura     Tell anyone who talks about     golden years to go screw! [20:35] Lily     Yo, yo, yo! [20:36] Sakura     Napping on the porch in     the afternoon? Not you! [20:38] Sakura     They're worried about a low rate of birth? [20:39] Sakura     Show them all what silver's worth! [20:42] Sakura     If they wanna blame you     for everything anyway, [20:44] Sakura     keep active and show you're here to stay! [20:46] Sakura     Bang! [21:00] Death Dude A     I've... I've never seen     anything like that before... [21:03] Death Dude B     It really looked like     her head came off, too. [21:10] Sakura     Their reaction... [21:13] Saki     For real? [21:18] Sakura     We did it again... [21:20] Saki     Hey, Sakura! [21:21] Sakura     Y-Yes. [21:23] Sakura     Sorry about earlier... [21:25] Saki     You've got guts after all! [21:27] Saki     Never thought you'd start     rapping like that! I love it! [21:31] Sakura     Huh...? [21:32] Saki     Plus that egg-looking head of yours     reminds me of my Tamagotchi. [21:37] Sakura     Wait, I look like an egg?! [21:40] Saki     Idols, huh... [21:42] Saki     Might be a decent way to take over,      come to think of it. [21:46] Sakura     Saki-chan. [21:47] Sakura     Today wasn't very idol-ish, though. [21:50] Staff     Well, that was amazing. [21:52] Staff     Please come again. SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Guerrilla Show! [23:26] Saki     Saki here! [23:27] Saki     If we're doing this,     we're going all the way to the top! [23:30] Saki     And we're gonna take the rip-roaring     hot blooded approach! SIGN    The Mibu Wolves [23:32] Saki     Next time on episode 3 of Zombie     Land Saga: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA. SIGN    Episode 3: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA [23:36] Saki     Watch it or get your ass kicked! E3 - DEAD OR LIVE SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] MS     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] MS     These girls were revived as zombies [00:04] MS     and, after they regained consciousness, [00:06] MS     it was time to get down to idol activities! [00:07] MS     Or that was the idea,      but nobody is ready to do [00:09] MS     something like that out of the blue,     zombie or not! [00:11] MS     Nobody was on the same page, [00:13] MS     and they didn't get how scary     being a zombie really is, [00:15] MS     and everybody gave me a really hard time! [00:17] MS     But, maybe because of that,     I was able to cut loose and spit a hot rap! [00:21] MS     And that's how I took my first     step towards being an idol... [00:24] MS     except that's not how it works! [00:28] TK     Hey, good morning, ladies! [00:35] TK     G'morning! [00:37] TK     G'morning! [00:40] NS     Hey, give it a rest! [00:42] NS     You're freaking her out! [00:44] TK     That being the case, we jumped into     the event at Saga Castle yesterday, [00:50] TK     and I'm gonna be blunt with you. [00:53] TK     The fact is... [00:56] TK     You did a great job! [00:59] TK     I'm amazed you were able to keep     the lid on the whole zombie thing [01:02] TK     in spite of playing hot potato with a head! [01:05] TK     The kindness you used to help each other... [01:07] TK     One for zombies! All for zombies! [01:11] TK     So this applause goes out to you girls! [01:14] TK     That was some nice zombie-ing! [01:15] TK     Now, applaud each other! Go on! [01:17] TK     That was nice zombie-ing!     Very nice zombie-ing! [01:21] TK     And you, Sakura! [01:22] MS     Yes?! [01:23] TK     Your raps? Yeah. [01:25] TK     Good vibes. Uh-huh. [01:27] TK     Good rhymes. Yeah. [01:29] MS      [01:32] MS     Well... [01:33] TK     Don't go getting full of yourself, dumbass! [01:38] TK     You think this is the time for fun time     happy grins now that the event's over?! [01:42] TK     Seems to me like you've lost sight     of the real objective here! [01:45] TK     You're the little lost idols! [01:49] TK     As it stands, you zombies could keep at it for     three billion years and still not become idols! [01:53] TK     And the task you pitiful zombies     should be focusing on next... [01:58] TK     Is this. SIGN    Guerrilla Performance! [02:08] MS     A guerrilla performance? [02:10] HL     He couldn't spell it. [02:11] YR     Sakura-han... [02:13] YR     What exactly is a guerrilla performance? [02:15] MS     Well... [02:16] MS     You don't tell anybody about it,     and start singing and dancing in the city. [02:22] YR     Oh, like testing a sword on     someone who's passing by. [02:28] MS     But if we do that, won't the     police come after us again? [02:32] TK     Don't worry about it. [02:34] TK     As long as you have your makeup on,      no one will guess what's up. [02:36] TK     You'll get a slap on the wrist, at most. [02:39] NS     Quit wussing out, Sakura! [02:41] NS     How are we gonna run a rally     if we let the pigs scare us? [02:44] KS     You won't be able to freestyle     your way out of this one, either. [02:48] KS     This time you're going to act like a real     idol group and pull off this guerrilla show! [02:54] KJ     Excuse me... [02:55] KS     What's up, Junko? [02:56] KJ     I've performed solo before,     but never as part of a group. [03:02] KS     You loner! [03:04] JK     L-Loner? [03:05] KS     Yeah, because you're a loner! [03:08] KS     The guerrilla show is tomorrow morning,     in the plaza over by Karatsu Station! [03:12] MS     Tomorrow?! [03:14] MA     We're not going to get a song and dance     number down with only one day to practice. [03:18] MA     I guess you're not getting any sleep, then! [03:20] TK     Though, considering you're zombies,     you don't really need sleep, I guess. SIGN    Episode 3 [03:36] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [03:38] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [03:41] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [03:43] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [03:47] Intro     Because that is our saga! [05:01] NS     Is this for real? [05:03] NS     Man, you have to remember a bunch     of crap when you're an idol. [05:06] MS     It's nothing but learning     new things, Saki-chan. [05:08] HL     Hey, me, me, me! [05:10] NS     What's all the noise about, shrimpy? [05:11] HL     My name is not shrimpy! [05:14] HL     I'm the shining star of the stage,     Lily Hoshikawa! [05:18] NS     You wanna die? [05:19] MS     What is it, Lily-chan? [05:21] HL     Before we start practicing,     shouldn't we pick a leader? [05:25] MS     Leader? [05:26] MS     Yeah! An idol group needs one, right? [05:29] MS     That way they can make decisions     and keep things moving! [05:33] MS     In that case... [05:34] MS     I think we should have     our experienced idols— [05:38] MA     That is not happening. [05:44] NS     Uh... [05:49] NS     I'm the first captain of Dorami,     a ladies' biker gang from Saga! [05:54] NS     The name's Saki Nikaido! [05:55] NS     Good to meet ya! [05:57] NS     I think that the first captain of this team [06:01] NS     oughta be me, Saki Nikaido! [06:05] NS     Good to have ya aboard! [06:06] HL     Wow, loud. [06:08] NS     Anybody else wanna step up? [06:12] MS     Doesn't look like it... [06:14] NS     Hell yeah! [06:15] NS     Then I've got this captain thing down! [06:17] NS     So, what, I guess we take Kyushu over first? [06:19] MS     The term is leader, not captain, Saki-chan. [06:22] HL     Next I think we should settle     on a name for the group! [06:26] NS     A name for the group? [06:27] HL     Stuff like "Death Musume"     and "Green Face"... [06:29] HL     None of Tatsumi's ideas are idol-ish at all! [06:32] MS     That's true... [06:34] HL     How about this?! [06:36] HL     "Lily With Cutie Lily Magic!" [06:40] MS     Where are the rest of us? [06:42] NS     Damn it, shrimpy, even your     ideas are kiddy as hell. [06:45] NS     A team's gotta have a name like this! SIGN    Wicked Rage Void Slackers [06:49] MS     How do you pronounce that? [06:51] NS     Jeanne d'Arc! [06:53] HL     Lame. [06:54] YR     I think it has an impressive ring to it. [06:57] NS     You've got a good eye, Sis! [07:00] YR     Why not something along these lines, then? SIGN    The Mibu Wolves [07:03] MS     The Mibu Wolves? [07:05] NS     Hey, that might work! [07:07] HL     Hell no. [07:08] YR     They'd visit me all the time     when I was in Shimabara... [07:13] HL     Come on, come on, I want something cuter! [07:16] MS     Well, it is an idol group... [07:19] NS     Hey, damn it! [07:20] MS     Tae-chan! We're talking     about something important! [07:35] MS     You can't suck on that!     It's really bad for you! [07:38] MS     Oh, come on! Stop! [07:38] KJ     We're zombies already, though. [07:48] MS     Tae-chan! [07:49] NS     This is getting to be a pain in the ass. [07:52] NS     Sakura, figure it out. [07:54] MS     Wait, me?! [07:55] NS     You've got something in mind, right? [07:57] MS     Well... how about Framboise? [08:00] HL     Oh, that's kind of cute! [08:02] NS     Fu Ran what now? SIGN    Rotten Chaos [08:05] MS     You don't need to write it in kanji... [08:07] NS     Kinda seems dull to me... [08:09] HL     The way she wrote it makes it sound stinky.      I don't like it anymore. [08:12] YR     Well, since we are zombies,      it wouldn't surprise me if we did stink. [08:24] HL     A-Anyway, let's pick that group name! [08:26] HL     We need to decide! [08:28] NS     You got anything else, Sakura? [08:29] MS     Uh, well... [08:31] MS     Fra... fran... chise? No, not that... [08:34] MS     Fre... French Bread? [08:36] MS     French... Cream Puffs? [08:40] NS     What's that? [08:41] HL     Ew! The ink from before! [08:43] MS     Was that Tae-chan sneezing? [08:46] MS     You think she's okay? [08:49] HL     Hang on... [08:52] MS     What is it, Lily-chan? [08:53] HL     You know what?      I don't think she was sneezing. [08:58] HL     It was, but not just that! [09:01] HL     That's it! [09:03] HL     That's our name now that we've been reborn! [09:07] HL     Franchouchou! [09:08] HL     That's our new name! [09:10] MS     Franchouchou? [09:12] HL     Yeah! Franchouchou! [09:14] YR     Franchouchou... [09:15] NS     Franchouchou? [09:19] NS     That might actually work. [09:21] YR     Yes! It has a lovely sound to it. [09:24] YR     It's super cute! [09:25] YR     Way better than any of Tatsumi's! [09:27] MS     Franchouchou... [09:29] MS     It's like the more you say it,      the cuter it sounds! [09:32] MS     That was amazing, Tae-chan! [09:35] NS     Fu Ran Shu Shu.... SIGN    Rotten Chaos Stank Gang [09:38] NS     What? It's fine! [09:40] MS     No kanji... SIGN    Franchouchou [09:42] NS     I guess we're doing this. [09:44] NS     Starting today, the seven of     us are team Franchouchou! [09:48] HL     We just need to get the song     and dance down now! [09:52] MS     Yeah! [09:53] NS     Hell yeah! All right, Franchouchou! [09:56] NS     We're practicing our asses off now! [09:59] NS     Let's do it! [10:01] Others     Let's do it! [10:04] HL     I don't think we can pull this off... [10:07] NS     I guess we need more than guts. [10:09] MS     I thought I understood, but...     dancing and singing are so hard. [10:15] NS     We're screwed if we don't get it together... [10:17] HL     We won't make it in time, anyway. [10:19] MS     No one has any experience,     other than Ai-chan and Junko-chan. [10:25] HL     Tae-chan? [10:25] MS     We've never been able to     pull it off in practice, [10:29] MS     and tomorrow we have     to do it in front of people? [10:32] NS     Whoa, hold up! That's dangerous! [10:35] HL     Nope, nope, nope, nope! [10:37] MS     If you think about it logically,     there's no way it'll work... [10:39] MS     I mean, the idea of zombies     being idols in itself is... [10:44] HL     Sakura-chan! [10:45] NS     Hey, Sakura, get off, quick! [10:46] MS     But I need to know... [10:49] MS     I need to know what I felt when I went     up on stage for the first time! [11:09] NS     Sakura! [11:10] HL     Sakura-chan! [11:14] MS     I'm going back and practicing some more! [11:17] NS     Hey... [11:18] MS     Saki-chan! Lily-chan! Tae-chan! [11:21] MS     Even us... Even zombies...     If we work hard... [11:27] MS     If we don't give up, I know we can— [11:37] YR     Sakura-han. [11:39] YR     What happened to practicing? [11:41] YR     Even us... Even zombies... If we work hard, [11:45] YR     if we don't give up, I'm sure we can manage! [11:50] MS     Yeah, I was about to— [11:51] NS     No, Sakura. Big Sis Yugiri is right. [11:56] HL     I think Yugirin snapped     me out of my funk, too! [12:04] KJ     They're taking a while. [12:07] KJ     Yugiri-san went to get them     and hasn't come back, either. [12:10] KJ     Did they give up? [12:15] KJ     I think that might be for the best. [12:18] KJ     An idol act isn't something that     can be pulled off overnight. [12:22] KJ     And... [12:23] KJ     I don't think a hastily put together     show is what an audience wants to see. [12:29] MA     Even if it's a rush job, I think a crowd      will appreciate it if it's sincere. [12:36] MA     But that's if it's sincere. [12:38] NS     All right, let's get cracking! [12:41] NS     We're gonna get this down by tomorrow! [12:44] Everybody     Yeah! [12:52] MS     One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.     One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. [12:59] HL     Ow! [13:01] ---     One, two— [13:02] MS     Lily-chan! Are you okay? [13:04] HL     The movement in this part is way too hard! [13:06] NS     You gotta put more guts into it! [13:08] HL     I tried that already! [13:09] YR     No fighting, now. [13:21] KJ     I'm sorry. [13:26] NS     Sakura. [13:27] NS     Even if we're the only ones who wanna try,     we should keep at it. [13:32] NS     Let's start over from the beginning! [13:34] NS     I'm gonna roll the music! [13:42] MA     What do you want? [13:44] TK     A zombie that doesn't dance     is just a regular zombie. [13:46] MA     Being an idol isn't as     simple as you're thinking. [13:50] TK     What difference does that make? [13:52] MA     I'm saying this can't possibly work! [13:55] TK     Do you seriously think that? [13:59] MA     Of course I do... [14:00] TK     Then why were you two idols? [14:08] TK     The others are zombies,      but they're trying to live. [14:13] TK     How long do you two intend to just rot? SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [14:45] TK     Everyone ready? [14:51] TK     From this moment on, you're a guerrilla     squadron prowling the concrete jungle. [14:56] TK     Here at the battlefield in front of this     train station, you're launching an ambush [14:59] TK     on passersby to throw them into confusion [15:01] TK     so you can seize victory! [15:09] TK     Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, everybody go! [15:12] TK     Okay, go, go, go, go! Okay,     go. Okay, go, go! Okay, go! [15:13] HL     Let's do it! [15:17] TK     Okay, go! [15:21] TK     Go. [15:28] MS     Ai-chan... Junko-chan... [15:31] NS     Sakura. [15:36] MS     We'll have to go on without them, for now. [15:40] NS     Okay, let's put that practice to use. [15:55] NS     Uh, we're Franchouchou! [15:59] NS     We're gonna give this song our all,      so thanks for listening! [16:18] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! You just have to want it! [16:22] [SONG] Song     A miracle that you're longing to feel! [16:26] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! You just wish for it [16:27] Crowd     What's that all about? [16:28] Crowd     Hey, look there! Is she singing     with squid in her mouth? [16:30] [SONG] Song     Excitement until you hit the limit     and want more, more, more, and more! [16:32] Crowd     Oh, man, she is! Why, though? [16:42] [SONG] Song     When were my dreams filled     with that yearning? [16:46] [SONG] Song     Was it all just a story hidden in my heart? [16:49] [SONG] Song     With reality getting vivid and even scary, [16:51] [SONG] Song     those thoughts seemed     like they might vanish! [16:54] [SONG] Song     I awake in the light! [16:56] [SONG] Song     Wanna succeed so gotta get it right! [16:57] [SONG] Song     Never gonna stop, so gotta proceed! [16:59] [SONG] Song     Giving my all to walk this way! [17:01] [SONG] Song     Heading straight down the     path to a gentle future! [17:02] [SONG] Song     I'm not sure if I can keep walking... [17:10] [SONG] Song     That can't be true, and you know it! [17:13] [SONG] Song     Just take a look around and     around and around and around... [17:17] HL     Ow! [17:18] MS     Lily-chan! [17:25] MA     Idiot! Keep singing! [17:29] MS     Can you get up? [17:30] HL     I'm sorry. I bumped into you again... [17:36] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! You just have to think it... [17:38] MS     I guess one night really isn't enough... [17:42] NS     Sorry! [17:42] [SONG] Song     Aim for it! Reach for it!     The greatest! The highest! [17:44] MS     E-Everyone, let's stay calm! [17:47] [SONG] Song     There's not a thing to fear,     not a single one! [17:50] [SONG] Song     Let it reach all the way out,     our passionate feelings! [17:51] MS     For now, right now, we just     have to try our hardest! [17:53] [SONG] Song     With our souls singing free! [17:56] [SONG] Song     Cut in! [18:00] MS     Just like we practiced...     Just like we practiced... [18:06] MS     No way! I forgot the lyrics! [18:11] MS     What now?! What do I do now?! [18:12] Smug JKS     What are they doing? [18:14] MS     Lyrics, come back! Please come back! [18:19] [SONG] Song     But I'm a little scared... [18:24] [SONG] Song     That can't be true, and you know it! [18:28] [SONG] Song     You'll be okay, so just... [18:29] [SONG] Song     Fight, fight, fight, fight,     fight, fight, fight! [18:44] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! You just have to rise up! [18:47] [SONG] Song     And your unstoppable wish     will grow, grow, grow, [18:51] [SONG] Song     and never, ever, ever die! [18:54] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! You just have to want it! [18:57] [SONG] Song     A miracle... [18:58] [SONG] Song     ...that you're longing to feel! [19:00] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! Just hope for it! [19:03] [SONG] Song     A lovely... [19:04] [SONG] Song     ...type of new thrill. [19:06] [SONG] Song     Now give! [19:07] [SONG] Song     It! [19:07] [SONG] Song     To! [19:07] [SONG] Song     Me! [19:07] [SONG] Song     Call for it, call for it,     the best and the highest, [19:11] [SONG] Song     and there's not a thing you     can't get, not a single one! [19:11] MS     This girl... She's having so much fun... [19:14] [SONG] Song     Let it reach all the way out,     our passionate feelings! [19:15] MS     She's smiling! [19:18] [SONG] Song     With our tender souls! [19:20] [SONG] Song     Cut in! [19:44] MS     Are we done...? [19:46] MA     What about signing off? [19:50] NS     Uh, we're Franchouchou! [19:57] NS     Next time we're gonna pull     that off better, okay? [20:01] NS     Glad to have ya! [20:05] Mom     What are you doing? [20:09] Mom     Come on. [20:12] Girl     Glad to have ya! [20:16] NS     Well, that didn't work out too good. [20:20] Cops     Come on now, girls! [20:24] Cops     What're you doing? [20:26] Cops     You can't just put on a show without asking! [20:29] Cops     Where are your permits, huh? [20:30] Cops     You wanna get arrested? [20:32] Cops     I can arrest you, y'know! [20:34] NS     You got some kinda problem?! [20:35] YR     Saki-han! Now's not the time! [20:37] HL     You're our leader, remember! [20:39] MS     Sorry! We'll be gone in a second! [20:42] Cop     Do I know you? [20:45] MS     Uh, well... [20:48] TK     We're pulling out! [20:50] TK     Come on, go, go, go, go! [20:50] Cop     Man, he scared me. [20:52] NS     Go, go, go! [20:52] TK     Okay, go! Okay, go! [20:52] YR     On the way! [20:55] TK     Okay, go! Okay, go! [20:59] TK     Okay, go! Okay, go! [21:01] TK     Okay, go! Okay, go! [21:05] Cop     That gal's reaction... [21:07] Cop     I must've poured on too much charm! [21:19] JK     We ended up joining in, didn't we? [21:25] MS     Ai-chan. Junko-chan. [21:28] MS     Thank you for today. [21:33] MS     If it hadn't been for you two...     no one would've watched us finish. [21:38] MA     And? [21:39] MS     You two were just so amazing... [21:43] MS     The rest of us might     not be able to be idols... [21:48] MS     But that just makes me     want to practice more! [21:55] MS     It might just be pretending for now... [21:58] MS     And we're zombies... so that doesn't help... [22:03] MS     But I'm going to work hard, and together, [22:07] MS     I want to make sure Franchouchou     can be a real idol group! [22:14] MS     I'm sure they all think the same. [22:27] MS     Goodnight. [22:34] JK     That really was a mess of a concert today. [22:40] JK     But not performing alone...     felt better than I imagined. [22:47] JK     Thank you for helping. [23:07] MA     Starting over from scratch... [23:12] MA     Franchouchou, huh? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:26] JK     This is Junko. I really do love singing. [23:29] JK     Will I really be able to return     to the bright lights of the stage? [23:33] JK     Next time on Zombie Land Saga     Episode 4: Warming Dead Saga. SIGN    Episode 4: Warming Dead SAGA [23:37] JK     I hope you enjoy it. E4 - Warming Dead SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] ---     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! SIGN    The Mibu Wolves [00:03] ---     Since our name and roles were all      kinda vague, we decided to talk it over! [00:07] ---     Saki-chan is now our leader and the name      of the group is Franchouchou! [00:10] ---     The name's a little zombie-ish,     and cute to boot! [00:12] ---     Our first act after deciding our name was,      of all things, a guerrilla show! [00:15] ---     It was the first time we've     done anything idol-ish, [00:17] ---     but it made it pretty clear that we've     still got a long, long way to go! [00:20] ---     Good grief! [00:21] ---     We'll have to practice singing     and dancing a whole bunch more! [00:24] ---     You can do it, me! We can     do it, Franchouchou! [00:30] Kotaro     Hey, good morning! [00:33] Kotaro     What's all this? You're looking kinda down! [00:36] Kotaro     Good morning! [00:38] Sakura     Good morning... [00:42] Kotaro     All right, girls. [00:43] Kotaro     Looks like you're taking your     lessons pretty seriously. [00:47] Kotaro     Have you gotten used     to your group's name yet? [00:49] Kotaro     Franchoo-choo! [00:51] Sakura     That's not it! It's Franchouchou! [00:53] Kotaro     Flourochlorochouchou! [00:55] Sakura     Franchou— [00:55] Kotaro     Franchouchou! Yes, I know! [00:57] Kotaro     Ain't it cute? [00:59] Kotaro     Yes! Oh-so cute! [01:01] Kotaro     Okay, Franchouchou. [01:02] Kotaro     It was painfully clear     what a bunch of brain-dead [01:04] Kotaro     zombie idols you are with that     guerrilla show last month, [01:07] Kotaro     but you seem to have grown a bit since then. [01:10] Kotaro     This is where the real game begins. [01:13] Kotaro     Right, Saki? [01:14] Saki     Yeah, I guess. [01:15] Kotaro     You bet it is! [01:17] Kotaro     What about you, Lily? [01:19] Lily     I-I'll— [01:20] Kotaro     Great! [01:21] Kotaro     Now, given that, what's your next mo— [01:24] Kotaro     Answer, Sakura! [01:26] Sakura     I... dunno? [01:28] Sakura     Oh, maybe recording a CD of     our song and selling it? [01:31] Kotaro     Oh, very nice! That's a pretty good idea. [01:34] Kotaro     Well, let's just call a recording studio and...     Yeah, that's not gonna happen, dumbass! [01:39] Kotaro     How the hell's that gonna happen?! [01:41] Kotaro     Where's the money gonna come from?! [01:43] Kotaro     I haven't earned a single yen on you guys     and your raggedy-ass performances so far, [01:48] Kotaro     and do you realize how     much they've cost me?! [01:50] Kotaro     Even gas for the van isn't free,     y'know, you stupid zombie! [01:58] Kotaro     That being the case, our budget has run dry. [02:01] Saki     What the hell do we do, then?! [02:04] Kotaro     Well, when there's no money,     you earn more. Duh. SIGN    "Business" [02:08] Sakura     Business...? [02:09] Ai     Are there even any businesses     in Saga that would hire idols? [02:12] Kotaro     There are, in fact! Because I am awesome! SIGN    "Business" [02:14] Kotaro     It's a big Saga pharmaceutical     company, Hisanaka Pharma! [02:18] Kotaro     If it goes well, this could     end in a partnership! [02:20] Sakura     Partnership? [02:21] Saki     Look, I don't get it, but when is     this business stuff going down? [02:25] Kotaro     Right now. [02:27] Kotaro     The act they had booked for their     company trip isn't going to make it. [02:31] Ai     Why are all your ideas last minute— [02:33] Kotaro     Because we don't get enough     chances to let any slip by! [02:35] Kotaro     Idols have a limited shelf life nowadays. [02:38] Kotaro     And you zombies can be     overworked without dying! [02:41] Kotaro     Which means we're doing this. [02:43] Kotaro     Just do like you've practiced     and show off your stuff. [02:48] Kotaro     Incidentally, the location is going     to be the Ureshino Hot Springs. [02:51] Junko     Hot springs?! [02:54] Saki     Hey, sounds good! [02:55] Saki     We've just been washing off     in the yard, after all. [02:58] Yugiri     This could be a chance to wash off     some of the decay from Franchouchou. [03:05] Kotaro     And they're being nice enough     to put us up overnight. [03:08] Sakura     We're staying the night? [03:10] Saki     Sounds like we can let it all hang out! [03:12] Kotaro     Except none of you are going     into the hot springs! [03:15] Kotaro     Because you can't walk around outside     of your room without your makeup! [03:18] Kotaro     Yeah, sucks to be you! [03:21] Kotaro     If you think you've got enough time     to splish splash in a hot spring, [03:24] Kotaro     then use that time for practice! [03:31] Sakura     Excuse me... [03:33] Kotaro     What's up? [03:34] Sakura     What does this pharmaceutical     company sell, anyway? [03:40] Kotaro     This is it. SIGN    Saganship Z [03:43] Sakura     Saganship Z? SIGN    Episode 4 Warming Dead SAGA [03:54] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [03:56] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [03:59] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [04:01] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [04:05] Intro     Because that is our saga! [05:17] Kotaro     You're in room 606. [05:20] Kotaro     You're on at 18:00. [05:22] Sakura     Understood! [05:24] Kotaro     You better be practicing     while I'm sightseeing, [05:26] Kotaro     since I went to the trouble of     setting up a room to rehearse in. [05:29] Sakura     Right! [05:30] Sakura     Wait... Kotaro-san, what did     you say you would be doing? [05:34] Kotaro     Sightseeing. [05:37] Kotaro     Gonna see me them sights! [05:44] Saki     Well, what're we gonna do? [05:47] Sakura     What do you mean? [05:49] Saki     You're not seriously gonna go     straight to practice, right? [05:51] Sakura     But we need to rehearse! [05:52] Saki     Yeah, later! [05:53] Saki     Why does only shades there get to goof off?     That's what I'm getting at! [05:56] Sakura     We can't! [05:58] Saki     You wanna die? [06:00] Saki     We've been cooped up practicing non-stop! [06:03] Saki     And now we're here in Ureshino! [06:06] Lily     I wanna go for a walk, too! [06:07] Saki     See, shrimpy gets it! [06:09] Lily     I am not shrimpy! My name is Lily! [06:12] Yugirin     A little bit couldn't hurt. [06:15] Yugirin     I'd like to get a look at     what a modern town is like. [06:18] Lily     We've got our makeup on,     and we'll all be together. [06:20] Lily     And we'll be extra careful so     no one finds out we're zombies! [06:24] Saki     Won't we, shrimpy? [06:25] Lily     My name is Lily. [06:28] Sakura     I guess if everyone agrees... [06:32] Saki     Ai, Junko, you two cool with that? [06:37] Junko     I don't know if it's a good idea, but... SIGN    Ureshino Hot Springs     Siebold Baths SIGN    Saga [06:54] Sakura     Junko-chan, Junko-chan! [06:56] Sakura     This fish sculpture is supposed     to help with skin and health! [06:59] Sakura     It says to spread water on it! [07:01] Junko     Let's do it. [07:04] Saki     Damn, they're getting into it... [07:04] Sakura     Come on, more! [07:23] Kotaro     It's a real honor to hear from     Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals. [07:28] PR     The people from the inn     actually told us about you. [07:31] Kotaro     I'm glad I was able to     get a chance to meet you [07:34] Kotaro     thanks to my regular interactions     with different lodgings [07:36] Kotaro     and the chamber of commerce. [07:37] PR     Is running an idol group out of     Saga a lot of trouble nowadays? [07:41] Kotaro     Well, I'd say there are times it feels like     we're fighting the current of history. [07:43] Kotaro     But I like to think that if we're     able to make our mark at all, [07:46] Kotaro     we'll leave a larger impact for it. [07:48] PR     You might be right. [07:50] Kotaro     And through that, we'll revitalize Saga. [07:52] Kotaro     That's what's at the core of     Franchouchou's operations. [07:57] PR     Revitalize Saga...? [07:58] Kotaro     Yes. [07:59] Kotaro     That's why, even though     we're in different fields, [08:03] Kotaro     your company being one of the biggest     in Saga means we look up to you. [08:06] PR     Well, we're actually trying to     widen our potential customer base [08:12] PR     to appeal more to younger people. [08:15] Kotaro     In that case, we'd love to help! [08:18] Kotaro     If we were to become partners,     I'm sure we could meet your expectations. [08:22] PR     I'm looking forward to     tonight's performance. [08:25] Kotaro     That's good to hear. [08:27] Kotaro     I'm sure they're all practicing     their hearts out as we speak... [08:31] Kotaro     Their... hearts... out... [08:35] PR     Is something wrong? [08:46] Junko     I've never used a foot bath before. [08:48] Junko     It feels lovely. [08:49] Yugiri     Downright heavenly. [08:51] Sakura     Feels kinda funny doing this. [08:54] Lily     What do you mean? [08:55] Sakura     If we had never come back as zombies, [08:58] Sakura     we never would've met like this. [09:00] Sakura     We're all from different times. [09:02] Saki     Sure as hell don't feel dead, though. [09:05] Saki     Kinda cool. [09:06] Lily     I bet even if I had been in the same time, [09:08] Lily     I'd never have gone near      anyone like Saki-chan! [09:10] Saki     Stuff it! [09:11] Yugiri     I honestly feel like I'm a child again. [09:15] Sakura     I guess so! [09:16] Sakura     The whole world must seem different. [09:18] Ai     How exactly did we become zombies, though? [09:21] Ai     I thought bodies were cremated in Japan. [09:25] Junko     And just who exactly is Tatsumi-san? [09:29] Sakura     Why's everybody looking at me?! [09:30] Ai     Because you were awake first, remember? [09:33] Sakura     Yeah, but I have no idea! [09:35] Saki     Look, don't sweat the small stuff. [09:38] Ai     And I doubt he'd ever give     us a straight answer... [09:40] Saki     The only thing we can say for sure is that     right now we're using this foot bath, together. [09:45] Saki     See, aren't you glad we came? [09:46] Sakura     Yeah! But we have to practice— [09:49] Saki     I know! [09:55] Saki     Hey, Ai-chan... [09:58] Saki     Do you think we can make it as proper idols? [10:02] Ai     What do you think being a     proper idol means, Sakura? [10:06] Sakura     Well... singing and dancing... [10:09] Sakura     And making people happy. [10:11] Sakura     Making them excited. [10:12] Ai     Well, in that case, we need to     practice and learn a lot more. [10:20] Sakura     Do you think we can if we     practice a whole bunch more? [10:40] Sakura     I... I'm going to do everything I can. [10:44] Sakura     I meant what I said after the guerrilla show! [10:50] Saki     And if I'm in, I'm all the way in. [10:55] Yugiri     I decided a very long time ago to     dedicate myself to entertaining others. [11:00] Lily     I know how hard showbiz can be! [11:04] Junko     I... [11:06] Junko     I worked by myself when I was active. [11:08] Junko     To be honest, there are times when I'm not     sure about being part of a group. [11:15] Junko     But... if the rest of you are     serious about trying this, [11:19] Junko     then I need to do my best as well, don't I? [11:22] Sakura     Junko-chan! [11:23] Ai     But I'm out the second I think     this isn't happening, okay? [11:26] Sakura     I'll make sure you don't ever think that! [11:30] Saki     Hell yeah! [11:31] Saki     Let's give them something to     talk about at today's show! [11:34] Lily     Like, how though? What do you mean? [11:36] Saki     I dunno. [11:38] Yugiri     What can we do to please     our guests tonight...? [11:43] Sakura     Yugiri-san! Phrasing! [11:46] Junko     M-Maybe we should know more     about their product first? [11:50] Sakura     Oh, right! We've never     used Saganship Z before. [11:53] Saki     All right, let's head back and try it out! [11:56] Sakura     Yeah! SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [12:09] Saki     Slapping these things on is supposed     to fix stiff shoulders and back pain? [12:13] Junko     That's the idea. [12:14] Saki     For real?! That's awesome! [12:16] Sakura     There's a warning about     putting them on other people. SIGN    Saganship Z [12:19] Sakura     Says it counts as practicing medicine. [12:20] Saki     Who gives a crap? [12:22] Saki     We're zombies, not people. [12:25] Sakura     I'm... not sure that's... [12:28] Sakura     Hey— SIGN    Administering dermal patches to people     who aren't zombies is considered practicing     medicine. Please don't try this at home. [12:34] Sakura     Wow! All my muscle fatigue is gone! [12:37] Saki     It's because you're a zombie!     You must absorb stuff faster! [12:40] Lily     Look, look! I can move a whole     bunch and it won't come off! [12:46] Saki     Give it a try, Ai. [12:48] Ai     I'm fine. [12:49] Ai     It's not like I feel tire— SIGN    Administering dermal patches to people     who aren't zombies is considered practicing     medicine. Please don't try this at home. [12:59] Sakura     Can we use this in the performance somehow? [13:02] Sakura     Maybe putting them on and then     dancing really energetically? [13:10] [SONG] Song     Awaken now dreamer! Let your heart dance! [13:13] [SONG] Song     And it's okay... SIGN    Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals Banquet [13:14] [SONG] Song     ...even if it's a bit crazy [13:17] [SONG] Song     Awaken now dreamer!     You want that excitement! [13:20] [SONG] Song     The feeling... [13:21] [SONG] Song     ...of wanting to do more [13:22] [SONG] Song     Gets bigger and bigger     and bigger and bigger... [13:26] Sakura     Everyone, I know you all work     really hard at your jobs! [13:29] Sakura     I hope we can help you all     recover a little bit tonight! [13:33] Sakura     Please have a relaxing night with     Saganship Z and our singing! [13:40] Sakura     I'm Number 1! [13:41] Sakura     This is Number 2, [13:42] Sakura     Number 3, [13:43] Sakura     Number 4, [13:44] Sakura     Number 5, [13:45] Sakura     Number 6, [13:46] Sakura     and Number 0! [13:47] Sakura     We're Franchouchou! [13:48] Sakura     And we're glad to be here! [13:50] [SONG] Song     Unlimited dreaming! [13:55] [SONG] Song     We're never giving up! [13:58] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! You just have to rise up! [14:01] [SONG] Song     And your unstoppable wish will [14:04] [SONG] Song     grow, grow, grow, and never, ever, ever die! [14:08] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! You just have to want it! [14:11] [SONG] Song     A miracle... [14:12] [SONG] Song     ...that you're longing to feel [14:14] [SONG] Song     Awaken returner! Just hope for it! [14:17] [SONG] Song     A lovely... [14:18] [SONG] Song     ...type of new thrill [14:20] [SONG] Song     Now give! [14:21] [SONG] Song     It! [14:21] [SONG] Song     To! [14:22] [SONG] Song     Me! [14:22] [SONG] Song     Call for it, call for it,     the best and the highest, [14:25] [SONG] Song     and there's not a thing you can't get, [14:27] [SONG] Song     not a single one! [14:28] [SONG] Song     Let it reach all the way out,     our passionate feelings! [14:32] [SONG] Song     With our tender souls! [14:34] [SONG] Song     Cut in! [14:36] Kotaro     Songs for the soul. [14:37] Kotaro     Saganship Z for the body. [14:40] Kotaro     Now that's relaxation. [15:09] Sakura     I'm so glad they liked it. [15:12] Saki     Hold up, Sakura. [15:13] Saki     Don't take your makeup off yet. [15:15] Sakura     Saki-chan? [15:16] Saki     I can't stand it anymore! [15:18] Saki     Let's hit that hot springs! [15:20] Saki     It'd be crazy to come all     this way and not, y'know? [15:22] Sakura     But if our makeup comes off,     we won't be able to make it back... [15:25] Saki     Nobody's gonna be out this late. Y'know? [15:28] Sakura     Kotaro-san's gonna get mad. [15:30] Saki     Listen to me, Sakura. [15:33] Saki     As long as nobody finds out, we're safe! [15:34] Sakura     And if anyone does, we're out! [15:36] Saki     Which is why it won't happen! [15:37] Sakura     I dunno where all your     confidence comes from... [15:41] Saki     It's because I've gotten into and     out of more trouble than you, girl. [15:45] Sakura     But what about the others? [15:46] Sakura     They'll all want to go in, too. [15:47] Saki     We've gotta make the hard decision here. [15:50] Saki     Less people, less suspicious! [15:52] Sakura     Saki-chan, you're just trying to... [16:01] Sakura     Junko-chan? What's up? [16:04] Junko     I was going to take off my makeup     after you, Minamoto-san. [16:08] Junko     And then... [16:09] Sakura     Oh, we're not going! [16:11] Sakura     It's too risky. [16:15] Junko     I... [16:17] Junko     I'd like to go in the hot spring, too. [16:22] Saki     There you go. [16:23] Saki     It's settled. [16:25] Saki     The water here is supposed     to be great for your skin! [16:29] Saki     Gonna make it nice and shiny! [16:31] Saki     Maybe it'll turn that egghead     of yours shiny and soft-boiled! [16:49] Saki     Come on, move it! [16:51] Saki     We gotta get in and out, quick! [16:56] Sakura     I feel revived... [16:58] Junko     It really does feel that way. [17:00] Junko     Even though we are zombies. [17:02] Sakura     My skin's already looking smoother! [17:05] Saki     It's because we're zombies! [17:06] Saki     We must soak it up faster     since we're zombies! [17:08] Sakura     Amazing! [17:09] Saki     See what I told you? [17:10] Saki     Your egghead's all shiny now. [17:15] Saki     Actually, it kinda looks     like a century egg now. [17:21] Junko     Something just touched me! [17:23] Saki     All right, who's the asshole with     the guts to touch one of our girls? [17:29] Saki     Looks like some kinda sheet. [17:33] Saki     It's Saganship Z. [17:35] Saki     Man, talk about absorbent. [17:37] Sakura     Junko-chan, did you forget to     take the one on your back off? [17:41] Junko     I forgot! I'm sorry. [17:46] Saki     But, y'know... today went     pretty good, right? [17:50] Sakura     I think so, too! [17:52] Sakura     But... [17:54] Junko     Well, the audience was happy,     and that's a good thing. [18:01] Junko     But our performance     still needs a lot of work. [18:07] Junko     Let's work hard. So next time, we can     reach them with just our singing and dancing. [18:12] Sakura     Yeah! [18:15] Saki     Feels like we've gone from     being Marutchi to Tamatchi! [18:27] Sakura     That's the lady from Hisanaka     Pharmaceuticals... [18:30] Sakura     What now?! What do we do?! [18:32] Saki     Go underwater! [18:34] Saki     We're zombies, so we can probably     make it without breathing! [18:39] ---     Hey, wai— [18:43] PR     Who's there? [19:01] Saki{garbled}     Sakura! [19:06] Ai     What was that? [19:45] PR     H-Help me! [19:48] Yugiri     Is something the matter? [19:54] Sakura     Huh? What... What's going on? [19:56] Saki     Explanations later! Room now! [20:08] Saki     Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap! [20:19] Kotaro     Thank you so much for this opportunity. [20:21] Kotaro     And, if you decide it's a good idea, [20:23] Kotaro     I look forward to hearing from     you about the partnership. [20:30] Staff     Oh... [20:31] Staff     I'm sorry. [20:33] Staff     She seems to have had quite a scare. [20:36] Staff     The shock's made her forget everything     that happened yesterday. [20:41] Kotaro     Sorry? SIGN    "A severed head like a bowling ball..." [20:50] Kotaro     Next time, I'm shaving your heads. [20:53] Lily     That's when we went to the hot springs! [20:55] Lily     They wrote about us, huh? [20:56] Saki     Who the hell published that?! [20:58] Saki     Let's find them and lean on them, hard! [21:00] Sakura     I'm sorry... [21:02] Sakura     Next time I'll be more careful. [21:06] Yugiri     Come, now. [21:07] Yugiri     We all used the foot bath together. [21:11] Yugiri     I've never shared a moment like     that with a group before. [21:15] Yugiri     It was a good bit of fun. [21:16] Lily     Yeah! And I think the better we get along,     the better our performances will be! [21:21] Sakura     Yugiri-san... Lily-chan... [21:24] Yugiri     And it's not like we have to     worry about getting tired. [21:30] Saki     Sis is right! [21:32] Saki     We'll make up for this next time. [21:34] Sakura     Yeah! [21:35] Saki     Hell yeah! Let's bust our     asses and earn us a budget! [21:39] Everybody     Yeah! [21:41] Ai     You know the money's just     a means to an end, right? SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Tatsumi Academy Franchouchou High [23:26] Yugiri     This is Yugiri speaking. [23:27] Yugiri     We've all got a common goal     we're working towards. [23:30] Yugiri     It's quite beautiful. [23:32] Yugiri     Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 5:     The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart. SIGN    Episode 5: The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart [23:36] Yugiri     Be sure to watch. E5 - The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] Sakura     We ran out of budget even though     we've barely done anything yet, [00:05] Sakura     so we took our first offer for a paid job! [00:08] Sakura     It was at a hot springs, of all places! [00:10] Sakura     We got to relax and take in the sights.     It was kinda fun! [00:13] Sakura     The show went great, and we were so excited [00:15] Sakura     we couldn't control our girlish whimsy and     dove into the springs after being told not to! [00:19] Sakura     Then we ran through the inn     with our zombieness exposed, [00:21] Sakura     which ended with our chance for     a partnership going up in smoke! [00:23] Sakura     Sakura really goofed this time!      Sowwy evewybody! SIGN    Tatsumi Academy          Franchouchou High [00:33] Kotaro     All right, play ball! [00:35] Kotaro     We've got the championship game to determine     the ultimate idol high school today! [00:38] Kotaro     After an interesting game, we're in the     ninth inning with three runs apiece! SIGN    Tatsumi Academy           Franchouchou High [00:41] Kotaro     Will Franchouchou High School be able to     hold it together through this inning? [00:44] Kotaro     Pitching is their ace, Saki Nikaido! [00:47] Kotaro     This is the first pitch. There it goes! [00:49] Kotaro     Blammo! [00:52] Kotaro     And that's a home ruuuu— [00:59] Kotaro     Owie... [01:00] Saki     That hurt, prick! I'm gonna kill you! [01:02] Kotarro     Dirt... The dirt... [01:04] Kotarro     The dirt... The dirt... [01:04] Sakura     Uh, what exactly are you doing? [01:07] Kotaro     I'm picking up some dirt off the field! [01:09] Kotaro     Competitive fields are cruel, y'know! [01:11] Kotaro     The second you let your guard     down, it can all fall apart! [01:14] Sakura     O-Okay. [01:16] Kotaro     I'm trying to say that if you get lazy,     you're gonna be in for-real trouble, [01:19] Kotaro     you dim-witted zombies! [01:21] Kotaro     You haven't forgotten that little "hey, we're     zombies" mess at the resort, have you? [01:25] Sakura     No. [01:26] Kotaro     You wanna get talked about,      make sure it's because you're idols! [01:29] Kotaro     We haven't gotten any further     operating budget thanks to you! [01:31] Ai     I'm pretty sure that's your fault. [01:33] Kotaro     Well, I happen to have arranged a gig [01:36] Kotaro     that even you slobs will be able     to hit a grand-slam home run with! [01:40] Kotaro     Starting today, we're gonna     try to raise our profile! [01:42] Kotaro     And the first step is having you appear in     a commercial for a certain mega-famous business! [01:47] Sakura     We're getting offers for commercials? [01:50] Kotaro     I know, right? [01:51] Kotaro     You guys are gonna be so shocked     your hearts might start beating! [01:54] Kotaro     Listen up... The mega-famous business     that's hired you for this commercial... [01:58] Kotaro     is the famous Drive-In Tori! SIGN    Drive-In Tori SIGN    Episode 5 The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart [02:12] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [02:14] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [02:17] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [02:19] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [02:23] Intro     Because that is our saga! [03:37] CM     Yakitori number one, chicken and rice     number two, salad's number three for nutrition! [03:41] CM     Service with a smile,     come on and get your fill! [03:43] Saki     Holy crap... It's really Drive Tori... [03:46] Sakura     Say what? [03:46] CM     Fresh, tasty, and fun! Bring all your friends!     We're here for you every day... [03:47] Saki     Are you stupid?! [03:48] Saki     It's Drive Tori! I will kill you! [03:51] Saki     Sorry! I've never heard of them! [03:52] CM     at Drive-In Tori! [03:52] Lily     I've heard of them but never been. [03:54] Saki     Unbelievable... [03:56] Saki     All of you fail at Saga! SIGN    Saga Fail [04:00] Sakura     Is it that famous? [04:02] Kotaro     You'll all learn how amazing     Drive Tori is in time. [04:05] Saki     When?! When's the job?! [04:07] Kotaro     Right now! SIGN    Yakitori Number One,      Chicken and Rice Number Two          Drive-In Tori [04:15] Sakura     Kinda... has that local business feel, huh? [04:18] Junko     Mega-famous business... [04:21] Saki     The homey feel! It's still the same! SIGN    Take the Nation [04:30] Saki     Back when I spent every day and     night tearing up the roads, [04:34] Saki     we'd always hit this place     after raising some hell. [04:39] Saki     I remember I always got the     number one meal with the gang. [04:43] Saki     With a side of lettuce. [04:46] Sakura     You really were a wild girl, huh, Saki-chan? SIGN    Yakitori Number One,      Chicken and Rice Number Two          Drive-In Tori [04:49] Lily     That bird's not very cute. [04:51] Saki     Damn it, shrimpy! Don't you dare insult     Drive Tori's immortal Cocco-san! [04:55] Sakura     Cocco-san? [04:56] Kotaro     What the fudge are you girls doing?!     Move it already! [04:58] Owner     This is the president of Drive-In Tori. [05:02] Prez     Hello. It's nice to meet you all. [05:04] FCC     Good after— [05:05] Saki     Sir, yes, sir! [05:07] Lily     Loud. [05:09] Prez     I appreciate you all coming out. [05:11] Prez     I'm looking forward to seeing you     all advertise our restaurant. [05:14] Prez     Why don't we start by heading inside so you     can try some of our signature grilled chicken? [05:18] FCC     Thank y— [05:19] Saki     Sir, yes, sir! [05:31] Prez     Most people think of beef when it     comes to yakiniku-style grilling, [05:34] Prez     but in Saga, it's all about chicken. [05:39] Saki     Sakura! Try some of that sauce,     and the garlic pepper! [05:43] Sakura     Okay. [05:44] Saki     All right, this one's looking pretty good. [05:45] Lily     Hey, I was cooking that one! [05:49] Ai     Why don't you get that one,     Lily? It's already well done. [05:52] Lily     But I was cooking the other one! [05:53] Yugiri     What are you looking at there, Junko-han? [05:55] Junko     The honey and black vinegar      Calpis sounds good... [05:59] President     And that sums up the seven     principals of Drive-In Tori. [06:02] Kotaro     Oh, I see— [06:03] Kotaro     Would it kill you all to listen?! [06:06] Prez     No, it's okay. It's great to see     that they're enjoying the food. [06:11] Sakura     The food really is amazing! [06:13] Prez     I'm glad to hear that.     All our chicken is fresh— [06:16] Lily     Aw, Tae-chan's eating raw chicken! [06:22] Prez     Uh, it's not that fresh... [06:26] Kotaro     Now, then... [06:27] Kotaro     Shall we discuss the details of the shoot? [06:29] Prez     Sure. [06:37] Saki     Freaking sweet! [06:38] Junko     The first outfit we wear other     than T-shirts... and it's this. [06:42] Ai     Well, it's all so we can get     some real outfits someday. [06:44] Sakura     That looks great on you, Junko-chan! [06:47] Junko     It does? [06:48] Lily     You're so cute, Yugirin! [06:50] Yugiri     I wouldn't have minded an outfit     like this in my old line of work. [06:52] AD     All right, is everybody ready to get started?! SIGN    Commercial shoot!!!      No talking!!      Featuring     Franchouchou      Number 0      Number 1     Number 2     Number 3 [06:56] AD     First up, [06:57] AD     I wanna introduce the girls from Franchouchou     who are gonna be in the commercial today! [07:00] AD     Give them a hand! [07:03] AD     Next up is Cocco-kun-san! [07:06] AD     Let's hear it for them! SIGN    Chicken [07:20] Saki     They've really got a hell of an aura! [07:22] Sakura     Saki-chan... [07:23] Lily     Yeah, that's not cute. [07:34] Sakura     S-Sorry about that. [07:37] Sakura     Tae-chan! That's not a real chicken! [07:39] Sakura     I'm not supposed to say this too loud,     but there's someone inside! [07:43] AD     All right, if everybody's ready,     we can get started! [07:47] AD     Yeah! [07:47] FCC     Thanks for having us! [07:50] Saki     We're gonna give this our all! [07:51] Director     All right, let's do a test run... [07:53] Director     And action! [07:56] FCC     Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number     two, salad's number three for nutrition! [08:00] FCC     Service with a smile,     come on and get your fill! [08:04] FCC     Yeah! [08:05] Director     And cut! [08:06] AD     Cut! [08:08] Director     I could hear something weird in there. [08:11] Sakura     S-Sorry about that. [08:13] Saki     Tae, you gotta sing! [08:14] Sakura     It's not gonna work, Saki-chan! [08:16] Sakura     Tae-chan can't really do audio. [08:17] Sakura     Wh-What do we do? [08:19] AD     You girls ready?! [08:21] Sakura     Uh, well... [08:22] AD     Just try to avoid all that "urgh     argh" stuff this time, thanks! [08:25] AD     Rolling! [08:26] Sakura     For real?! [08:27] AD     Go ahead, director! [08:29] Sakura     O-Okay, Tae-chan, just join us for the     cock-a-doodle-doo part at the end! [08:34] Director     All right, rolling... [08:35] AD     This one's for real! [08:37] Director     And... [08:38] Director     action! [08:42] AD     Cut! [08:44] Sakura     I'm so sorry! [08:49] FCC     Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number     two, salad's number three for nutrition! [08:54] FCC     Service with a smile,     come on and get your fill! [08:57] FCC     Yeah! [08:58] FCC     Fresh, tasty, and fun! [09:01] FCC     Bring all your friends!     We're here for you every day... [09:04] FCC     at Drive-In Tori! [09:07] Director     And cut! [09:08] AD     Yeah! [09:10] Director     That was good. [09:12] AD     All right, we're gonna run     a check on that take! [09:14] Sakura     The idea you had about changing     the harmony did the trick. [09:19] Director     Okay. [09:20] AD     Okay, that last take was good! [09:24] Junko     That's good to hear. [09:25] Kotaro     Was it really? [09:28] Kotaro     Can you say you've really done the job? [09:30] Sakura     Uh... [09:31] Kotaro     What are you all? [09:32] Kotaro     What are you standing here as, right now? [09:35] Ai     Uh, idol— [09:36] Kotaro     Freaking chickens! [09:38] Kotaro     You're chickens right now! [09:39] Kotaro     Am I wrong, Junko?! [09:41] Junko     No! [09:42] Kotaro     Then you need to chicken it up! [09:45] Kotaro     I'm not seeing any chicken authenticity! [09:49] Kotaro     The intensity of a chicken as it's     being cooked on a mesh grill! [09:52] Kotaro     The crow of its soul! [09:55] Saki     Shades might be right. [09:59] Saki     We... [10:01] Saki     We haven't become real chickens! [10:06] Director     Uh, no, that last take was— [10:08] Kotaro     These girls can do it if you     give them a chance, director! [10:11] Kotaro     Please, let them try again! [10:13] Saki     Look at that! [10:15] Saki     You guys aren't gonna let     Cocco-san show us up, right?! [10:20] Saki     If we're idols who wanna     take over the country, [10:22] Saki     we need to be ready to gobble     up the star on their own show! [10:27] Sakura     Tae-chan?! [10:38] Director     Hey! Somebody stop her! [10:40] AD     Y-Yessir! [10:41] Kotaro     Wait! [10:44] Kotaro     Get that camera rolling! [10:45] Kotaro     This is reality! [10:48] Kotaro     This is the story we've     all been yearning for! [10:51] Sakura     Tae-chan, she didn't mean it literally! [10:56] Kotaro     Director! [10:59] Director     Action! SIGN    Yakitori Number One,      Chicken and Rice Number Two          Drive-In Tori [11:05] Prez     I have to say, you all did an     excellent job as chickens. [11:09] Prez     This is our restaurant's     way of saying thanks. [11:12] Sakura     D-Do you think it's some chicken? [11:15] Prez     T-shirts. SIGN    Yakitori Number One,      Chicken and Rice Number Two          Drive-In Tori [11:17] Junko     More T-shirts... [11:19] Prez     I have to say, I'm looking     forward to the final product. [11:29] CM     Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number     two, salad's number three for nutrition! [11:33] CM     Service with a smile,     come on and get your fill! [11:35] Inbashi     Huh, they got a new commercial. SIGN    Song and dance: Franchouchou [11:37] CM     Yeah! [11:38] Inbashi     What's with these girls? [11:40] Inbashi     Must be hard trying to be     idols in Saga of all places. [11:44] Okoba     Have I seen her before...? SIGN    Yakitori Number One, Chicken and Rice Number Two     Drive-In Tori [11:48] Kotaro     Now that was some nice bird-ing! [11:49] Kotaro     All of you, seriously... nice bird! SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [12:11] Kotaro     Merci! [12:15] Kotaro     Bonjour, Saga jeune. [12:18] Kotaro     Saga jeune... [12:20] Ai     Yeah, yeah, I'm a Saga jeune now, I guess. [12:23] Kotaro     How are you in any way a Saga jeune?! [12:29] Ai     What is your problem?! [12:31] Kotaro     Dirt... [12:34] Kotaro     Listen up! None of you are even close     to cutting it as Saga jeunes yet! [12:37] Kotaro     Like a bunch of hick zombies using     your sleeves to wipe your snot! [12:40] Kotaro     However! I've found a way     for even you to become [12:43] Kotaro     Saga jeunes who can compete     with even Parisian jeunes! [12:46] Kotaro     You're gonna participate in the Gatalympics! SIGN    Entering the Gatalympics!!! [12:49] Saki     Holy crap... [12:52] Saki     The Gatalympics... [12:53] Sakura     More tears?! [12:54] Lily     You know that anybody     can participate, right? [12:57] Ai     And what even is it? [12:59] Saki     Unbelievable... [13:00] Saki     You all fail at Sa— SIGN    —Et cetera Saga Fail [13:05] Junko     It's not very glamorous...     or even colorful, is it? [13:08] Lily     I don't wanna! [13:10] Kotaro     Shut it! SIGN    Franchouchou [13:14] Lily     What is that garbage-like     T-shirt supposed to be? [13:16] Kotaro     You are all going to be entering the     Gatalympics wearing these shirts. SIGN    Franchouchou [13:21] Saki     When?! When are we doing this?! [13:22] Kotaro     Right now! SIGN    34th Kashima Gatalympics [13:33] Junko     It reminds me of the swimsuit-only     athletic competitions they used to have. [13:37] Ai     You were actually in those? [13:39] Junko     I-I made sure not to pop out, though! [13:42] Lily     I seriously hate this. [13:44] Yugiri     It's for the sake of advertising.     You'll have to bear it. [13:47] Sakura     No! Tae-chan, quit squirming! [13:51] MC     The deadline for entries is nearly here. [13:54] MC     Anyone wanting to participate     should head to... [13:55] Sakura     It's already starting! [13:57] Sakura     Extra T-shirt, extra T-shirt... [13:59] Sakura     Oh, I know! [14:01] Sakura     We can't have you ripping another one,      so let's put an extra layer on. [14:09] Inubashi     Huh, aren't those the girls     from that commercial? [14:16] Inubashi     One of them catch your eye, Ookoba-san? [14:19] Ookoba     Idiot. [14:23] Ookoba     I could swear I've seen     her somewhere before... SIGN    34th Kashima Gatalympics [14:26] Host     And here we have the headline event     of the Gatalympics, Mud Biking! [14:29] Host     Competitors ride down     a narrow path on a bicycle! [14:32] MC     Okay! [14:34] MC     First, we have a member of the     Saga PD here to demonstrate! [14:39] MC     Care to comment? [14:41] Cop     Well, y'know, today...     The, uh, every day... peace... [14:45] MC     All right, let's get this started! [14:49] MC     On your marks! Get set... [14:55] MC     And that's about how it works! [14:57] MC     Good luck, everyone! [15:02] Sakura     Good luck, Saki-chan! [15:04] Saki     Leave it to me! Nobody can     beat me on two wheels! [15:07] MC     Let's get the first race started. [15:10] Saki     Prepare to eat my dust. [15:12] MC     On your marks! [15:14] MC     Get set... [15:21] MC     Let's move on to the second race! [15:24] MC     On your marks! Get set... [15:48] Sakura     You can't even tell what's     on the shirts now. [15:51] Ai     To be honest, I saw this coming. [16:02] Sakura     Well, now people can see what they say! [16:08] ---     Wait! [16:09] Kids     Over here! [16:10] Kids     Wait for me! [16:14] Sakura     What do we do?! What do we do?! [16:14] Saki     Crap, crap, crap! [16:25] Yugiri     Kind of heartbreaking, isn't it? [16:30] MC     What's our next contestant's name? [16:31] Kotaro     Uh... Kotaro Tatsumi. [16:34] Sakura     Kotaro-san?! [16:35] Ai     Why isn't he wearing one of the shirts?! [16:38] MC     Can we hear your thoughts     going into the race? [16:39] Sakura     This is good! He can talk about the group! [16:41] Kotaro     Uh... I'm gonna do my best. [16:43] MC     Anything else? [16:45] Kotaro     Uh, nope. [16:46] Saki     What the hell?! [16:48] Saki     His ass is gonna end up covered in mud!     Let's all laugh at him! [16:51] MC     On your marks! Get set... [17:04] Host     The next competition we have for     you today is the Mud Tarzan Swing! [17:09] MC     Okay, take it away! [17:11] Cop     Here I go! [17:13] Cop     Check this out, Ariake Sea! [17:15] Cop     Whoa! [17:17] Host     And there you have it. Scores are based     on distance along with showmanship. [17:22] Junko     They're not going to be able     to see the T-shirts anyway. [17:25] Sakura     True enough... [17:26] Yugiri     If we can make it over there,     we might be able to manage something. [17:34] Ai     That might actually be the best     way of reaching the crowd. [17:37] Saki     Sounds good! Let's aim for the top! [17:40] Sakura     It's the only choice we have! [17:43] MC     Next contestant, come on down! [17:48] Sakura     I get the feeling Ai-chan     can pull this off... [17:55] Host     That's a distance of 5     meters and 20 centimeters! [17:58] Host     Doesn't amount to much! [18:01] Ai     Say something! [18:05] Junko     This is higher up than I thought... [18:17] Saki     Hell yeah! [18:18] Saki     Right to the top! [18:27] Saki     The distance is... three meters. [18:30] Lily     You're supposed to jump forward. [18:32] Saki     Get 'em, Big Sis Yugiri! [18:36] Yugiri     Right! [18:54] Host     Those points are purely for artistic     value, with a distance of zero meters! [18:57] Lily     Here I go! [18:59] Lily     Magical Shooting Star! [19:05] Host     Now that's some real distance! [19:08] Host     She's currently in fourth place! [19:09] Host     Not quite enough to reach the podium! [19:20] Sakura     If I believe... then I can fly. [19:23] Sakura     I have to... have to win this! [19:29] Saki     Fly, Sakura! [19:42] Host     A total belly-flop! [19:44] Lily     That looked painful. [19:45] Lily     And a score... of 1! [19:47] Lily     The lowest score in today's games! [19:49] Saki     Yeah, that's not impressing anybody. [19:54] Host     Huh? We've got someone with a     unique style on the stand now. [19:59] Sakura     Tae-chan?! [20:00] Saki     Hey, hey, hey! [20:25] Host     Well that's... What the? [20:27] Host     It's hard to tell because of the sun...     What just happened? [20:30] Ai     This is bad! [20:31] Saki     Hide the fact she's a zombie! [20:33] HOst     Whoa, now! [20:34] HOst     Her teammates have all jumped     into the mud after her! [20:36] HOst     What a wonderful display of teamwork! SIGN    Gold [20:47] MC     And so we're here to interview the winner! [20:51] MC     Let's get a word from her right away. [20:53] MC     How do you feel right now? [20:55] Saki     So much for advertising. [20:57] Sakura     Yeah... [21:00] MC     I wonder if she got too much mud     in her mouth to be able to speak? [21:03] MC     In any case, that was an amazing jump! [21:04] MC     Congratulations! [21:06] Ai     Well, what's done is done. [21:11] Sakura     Wait, Tae-chan has two shirts on! [21:14] Saki     For real?! [21:15] Sakura     Tae-chan! Tear your shirt! SIGN    Drive-In Tori SIGN    Drive-In Tori [21:31] MC     Congratulations! [21:35] Song     Drive-In Tori! [21:37] Kotaro     Nice bird. [21:42] Inubashi     They're quite a cute bunch. [21:45] Ookoba     That's it. [21:46] Ookoba     I remember now. [21:48] Inubashi     Remember what? [21:50] Ookoba     I should look into this... SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:25] Ai     This is Ai. [23:26] Ai     Whether it's hocking chickens     or playing in mud, [23:28] Ai     we need to do whatever it     takes to raise our profile. [23:32] ---     Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 6: [23:34] ---     Because It's Sentimental SAGA. SIGN    Episode 6: Because It's Sentimental SAGA [23:36] ---     See you then. E6 - Because It's Sentimental SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sakura     Previously on Zombie Land Saga... [00:02] Sakura     After messing up our first paid job, we were     lucky enough to get another big chance! [00:05] Sakura     We appeared in a commercial for Drive-In     Tori to earn some funds and some notoriety, [00:09] Sakura     and worked our tail feathers     off to become chickens! [00:11] Sakura     And then, in pursuit of more fame, [00:14] Sakura     we participated in the Gatalympics, and worked     hard to memorize exactly what mud tastes like! [00:17] Sakura     I bet chicken and mud are total     must-haves for being an idol! [00:20] Sakura     People are bound to have     heard of Franchouchou now! [00:23] Sakura     Wait, hold on... is this     seriously good enough? [00:25] Sakura     It is, right? We're gonna be fine, right?! SIGN    Sagazine Editorial Department [00:32] Inubashi     Damn it, this is getting really annoying... [00:36] Inubashi     I can't believe none of     them are on social media. SIGN    Welcome to the Franchouchou Homepage SIGN    You are our 666th Visitor SIGN    Latest Update      Winning the Gatalympics Mud Tarzan event!     Appearing in the new Drive-In Tori commercial! [00:39] Inu     There's nothing here except     their idol activities. [00:42] Okoba     I kind of like it. [00:44] Okoba     Feels like they're not letting     the times dictate their style. [00:46] Inubashi     Come on, Okoba-san, you're the one     who wanted to look into them. [00:50] Inubashi     It's been a month and a half     and we haven't been able to dig up anything! [00:53] Inubashi     Damn it... [00:54] Inubashi     Who the hell are these girls? SIGN    Welcome to the Franchouchou Homepage SIGN    You are our 666th Visitor SIGN    Latest Update      Winning the Gatalympics Mud Tarzan event!     Appearing in the new     Drive-In Tori Commercial! [01:06] FCC      [01:09] FCC**      [01:10] Ai**     Stop! [01:14] Ai     We're still going a little     too slow at this part. [01:16] Junko     I'm sorry... [01:18] Ai     It's okay. I'll just match up with you. [01:23] (Flashback) Kotaro     The new song has a duet with Ai     and Junko as the highlight. [01:27] (Flashback) Kotaro     You two are out in front this time. [01:29] Junko     I feel bad. [01:31] Junko     Considering I'm supposed     to be the lead vocals... [01:34] Ai     Well, the tempo's faster than usual. [01:36] Ai     We'll just have to work on making sure we're     perfect for the most crucial parts. [01:40] Ai     I'm going to review the     overall flow of the performance, [01:43] Ai     so the rest of you can take a break. [02:04] Sakura     Oh... It happened again. SIGN    Episode 6 Because It's Sentimental SAGA [02:18] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [02:20] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [02:23] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [02:25] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [02:29] Intro     Because that is our saga! [03:55] Kotaro     Hey... [03:57] Kotaro     We're out of shampoo. [04:03] Yugiri     What's this box, then? [04:05] Lily     It's called a computer. [04:07] Lily     We're gonna look up what kinda     idols are big right now. [04:12] Yugiri     They come up with the wildest things... [04:15] Ai     Hey! You're gonna break it! [04:17] Yugiri     Oh, terribly sorry. [04:19] Sakura     I hope Kotaro-san doesn't catch us... [04:23] Ai     It's okay. [04:24] Ai     We should have about twenty minutes. [04:27] Sakura     Really? [04:29] Sakura     This is my third time     doing this, after all. [04:32] Lily     Hey, do you think we've got a homepage? [04:35] Ai     We do, and I am never     looking at it again. [04:38] Lily     Aw, why not? [04:40] Ai     Because it's so lame you'll want to die. [04:42] Ai     Even if we're zombies already. [04:45] Kotaro     Hey... SIGN    Nice and Soft          Tap          Clothing detergent [04:51] Ai     Anyway, after looking around a bit, [04:54] Ai     I'm surprised by how different     things are from when I was alive. [04:59] Ai     There are a bunch of groups that were really     popular, and seemed like they would last, SIGN    10 Years after the Breakup of Conclift Musume Final Concert for Popular Idol Group MAXMIND Attracts 100,000... SIGN    The Stunning Breakup of V-Spark Leaves Fans in Shock!! Series of idol major group splits signals the end of the Idol Wars... [05:02] Ai     that are all broken up... [05:04] Junko     Idols as a concept go through     their booms and busts, after all. [05:06] Sakura     Wait... does that mean that right now... [05:09] Ai     Even if that's the case,     we still have to try our best. [05:13] Ai     Right? [05:14] Sakura     Y-You're right. [05:16] Ai     I guess we can check out     idol events in Saga. SIGN    Idol Clip Breakdown 2018 SIGN    10 Years after the Breakup of Conclift Musume SIGN    Schedule: Saga Idols SIGN    Saga Idol Event [05:21] Junko     This is so convenient... [05:24] Sakura     There're so many! [05:26] Ai     Let's start by looking into     anything that seems interesting. [05:29] Saki     What's "Saga Rock"?! [05:31] Saki     Sounds cool! [05:32] Sakura     Do you like rock, Saki-chan? [05:34] Saki     Hell yeah! [05:35] Saki     Everyone knows how Mentai Rock     is a big deal in Kyushu! [05:38] Sakura     What's that? [05:39] Saki     You wanna die? [05:41] Sakura     You're really aggressive... [05:44] Ai     The Saga Rock Festival is the largest     outdoor rock event in Kyushu. [05:48] Saki     Seriously?! We gotta get in on that! [05:51] Ai     Well, there's no problem with getting     onto a bigger stage, but... [05:55] Sakura     It must be amazing to be on stage     with so many people in the audience. [06:00] Lily     I'm totally used to it thanks     to press presentations! [06:03] Sakura     Let's do a good job! [06:05] Sakura     I bet if we practice a lot,     we'll all make it up there some day! [06:08] Junko     It's not that easy. [06:10] Junko     Performing a concert at a venue of this size     requires a comparable amount of work. [06:17] Sakura     Y-Yeah. [06:19] Junko     It's better to take one diligent step at     a time instead of fixating on big dreams. [06:24] Sakura     Sorry... [06:26] Ai     I get what you mean, but our time     frame is much shorter what others had. [06:31] Ai     The main thing is to find a way     to get your name out there... SIGN    I mean, the group I used to be in was performing [06:37] Ai     in front of audiences in the tens of thousands [06:39] Ai     a year after our debut. [06:41] Junko     Only a year?! [06:42] Junko     And you were able to impress     an audience that big? [06:47] Ai     If you're trying to be perfect from the     get-go, you won't be able to manage anything. [06:50] Ai     If anything, a lot of fans like     seeing groups improve over time, [06:54] Ai     and contribute to that growth. [06:56] Junko     That's... [06:57] Ai     Of course, that doesn't mean we     don't try our hardest every time. SIGN    Melancholy X Iron Frill (Special Appearance) Sorry Girls SIGN    Iron Frill (Special Appearance) [07:05] Sakura     Oh, that's the group you     were in, right, Ai-chan? [07:08] Lily     Let me see! [07:10] Sakura     This one! Iron Frill! [07:12] Sakura     They're going to be at Saga Rock! [07:14] Saki     Your old crew is pretty badass! SIGN    Saga      Soy Sauce           Light [07:30] Kotaro     Ah, my fair ladies... [07:36] Kotaro     of Franchouchou... [07:42] Kotaro     Oh, good morning! [07:50] Kotaro     You are before... the idol magistra— [07:53] Saki     Enough already! Get on with it! [07:56] Kotaro     Okay then, today I have some     great news for you all. [08:01] Kotaro     It turns out that Franchouchou... [08:05] Kotaro     has fans! [08:08] Kotaro     The Drive-In Tori commercial and     Gatalympics footage have been uploaded online, [08:13] Kotaro     and there's just a little     bit of chat about you all! [08:16] Sakura     There is? [08:17] Saki     I told you! I told you guys Drive     Tori was freaking awesome! [08:21] Ai     Well, good or bad, at least     we've got some attention now. [08:24] Ai     What're you talking about? [08:27] Ai     This is all because you're gems     that sparkle with polish. [08:31] Ai     Very nicely done... [08:32] Ai     Drive-In Tori! Like that? [08:35] Sakura     Oh, that's not the right pose. [08:38] Sakura     It's like this. [08:39] Sakura     Tori! [08:41] Kotaro     Oh, I get it. [08:43] Kotaro     Tori! [08:45] Sakura     No, like, Tori! [08:48] Kotaro     Oh, okay! [08:50] Kotaro     Tori! [08:51] Sakura     No, see, I just showed you... [08:52] Kotaro     It doesn't freaking matter! [08:54] Kotaro     Why exactly do I have to master your dance?! [08:58] Kotaro     Don't look down your pointy     nose at me just because [09:00] Kotaro     you've got a little buzz,     you Pinocchio-ass zombie! [09:01] Sakura     Pinocchio... [09:03] Kotaro     Sit your pointy nose down! [09:06] Kotaro     That being the case, [09:08] Kotaro     I want you all to start interacting     with your fans as soon as possible. [09:13] Saki     Right away again, huh? [09:15] Kotaro     I announced it on the homepage already! [09:17] Junko     Uh, when you say interacting... [09:20] Kotaro     Gotta start with photo ops, I figure. [09:23] Junko     Minamoto-san, what exactly does he mean? [09:27] Skaura     Well, there are probably gonna be people     with instant cameras, not digital. [09:33] Junko     Digital...? [09:34] Sakura     How do I describe it... [09:36] Sakura     They let you look at the     pictures right away. [09:39] Junko     Oh, like Polaroids? [09:42] Junko     So we're going to be taking     glamour shots with Polaroids... [09:47] Sakura     It's not exactly that formal... [09:49] Ai     That's basically it, though. [09:51] Sakura     It is?! [09:53] Ai     Usually there's a mini concert     and merchandise sales first. [09:58] Sakura     Merchandise... SIGN    Franchouchou [10:00] Sakura     It'd be nice if we sold a     bunch of T-shirts, but... [10:04] Lily     You okay, Yugirin? [10:06] Lily     Are you following all this? [10:07] Yugiri     Well, getting confused by what's     going on won't help things, [10:12] Yugiri     so I've decided to just accept     things as they come. [10:14] Kotaro     I've got an even bigger     project in the works! [10:18] Kotaro     So you all better make this     photo op a good one! SIGN    Franchouchou          Mini Concert & Fan Pictures     Merchandise Sales and Photo Ops     to be held after the show [10:32] Saki     Well, we're Franchouchou! [10:36] Saki     Thanks for coming! [10:45] Sakura     People really showed up! [10:47] Sakura     We've got fans now! [10:50] Saki     W-Well, y'know, [10:53] Saki     today is a photo op session     with Franchouchou, [10:56] Saki     and it's crazy to think     you all came to see us... [11:00] Saki     So, like... [11:01] Saki     Thanks! [11:03] Audience     That was great! [11:05] Audience     Cocco-kun! [11:07] Saki     It's Cocco-san, damn it! [11:15] Crowd     She's the real deal! [11:16] Crowd     From the commercial! SIGN    Franchouchou [11:24] Kotaro     We're now going to be selling these original     Franchouchou T-shirts and towels. [11:29] Kotaro     Anyone who purchases either will then     be eligible for the photo session! SIGN    Franchouchou SIGN    FES Towel 1000 yen [11:34] Sakura     When did he have those towels made? [11:37] Ai     And what is with this design? SIGN    End of the line [11:41] Kotaro     We'll then move on to the     actual photo session! [11:44] Signs     First will be the pair of     Number 0 and Number 1, [11:47] Signs     and then Numbers 2 and 3. [11:50] Junko     What... is this? [11:53] Ai     You take pictures with people     who line up for you. [12:00] Saki     Hey there. [12:01] Ai     Thank you. [12:03] Lily     You ready?! [12:10] Kotaro     Here we go, okay! [12:15] Ai     What... was that? [12:17] Kotaro     Next is going to be the trio of     Number 4, Number 5, and Number 6! [12:21] Kotaro     For Number 5, we'll be taking them in front     of this gold folding screen. [12:22] Crowd     Number 4, it's your turn! [12:25] Junko     I can't... [12:27] Junko     I can't do this... [12:29] Sakura     Junko-chan? [12:30] Ai     What are you saying? Come on. [12:32] Junko     No! [12:34] Ai     You've got the most people in     your line! Don't you see that? [12:38] Junko     Being an idol is about dazzling     people from up on a stage! [12:41] Junko     How is this anything like that?! [12:45] Inbubashi     What? [12:47] ---     What's going on? [12:48] ---     What's up? [12:53] Kotaro     What the hell was that?! [12:56] Kotaro     I am so disappointed in you all! [12:58] Kotaro     Y'know how disappointed I am? [13:01] Kotaro     If I had to give a metaphor, it's like... [13:03] Kotaro     Y'know! [13:07] Kotaro     You dumbasses! [13:11] Kotaro     Ugh! [13:14] Ai     You understood what you did, right, Junko? [13:18] Ai     Running out on a job     doesn't just affect you. [13:21] Junko     That's part of the job? [13:24] Ai     A big part of it. [13:25] Junko     But it was so brazen. [13:27] Junko     I don't want to do it. [13:29] Ai     Listen. [13:30] Ai     We need people to learn who we are,     and then feel like we're within reach. [13:36] Junko     That's the thing! [13:38] Junko     And when you bragged about being     so successful after only one year, [13:41] Junko     do people really think they can just     placate the fans instead of paying their dues? [13:46] Ai     When did I ever say that?     Are you trying to start something? [13:49] Saki     Leave it at that. [13:51] Sakura     Ai-chan, Junko-chan... [13:53] Junko     I'm just saying we need to think about     what our relationship with our fans is. [13:56] Ai     You're the one who doesn't seem to     understand what that relationship is. [13:59] Sakura     What do we do?! What do we do?! [14:00] Junko     We might both talk about     "being supported by fans," Mizuno-san, [14:04] Junko     but I think we mean something     totally different! [14:06] Junko     An idol shouldn't be dependent     on the good will of fans! [14:09] Ai     That sort of above-it-all     pride is too old-fashioned! [14:12] Junko     You're not exactly current     yourself, you know! [14:16] Lily     Please stop! [14:22] Ai     If we're going to be     serious about being idols, [14:25] Ai     then thinking like that     is going to be a problem. [14:35] Saki     Don't you think that's going overboard? [14:39] Saki     Hey! Ai! [14:42] Saki     Damn it... SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    The Iron Frill Center Who Became a Legend Ai Mizuno [15:16] Ai     I am not going to be history yet. [15:26] Saki     You two oughta just bury the     hatchet and get over this. [15:30] Saki     Let's just say both sides were wrong. [15:32] Lily     I think so, too. [15:34] Ai     I don't see how any of     what I said was wrong. [15:38] Yugiri     There are plenty of fights that start     because both sides have a good point. [15:43] Ai     I thought you were all serious     about becoming idols. [15:47] Lily     It's because we are that we     want you two to get along! [15:49] Ai     You can't get by as idols just     by playing friends all the time! [15:52] Ai     You were in show business, too.     Don't you realize that?! [15:56] Saki     Get out of shrimpy's face! [16:00] Saki     Damn it, get back here! [16:02] Yugiri     I wouldn't worry. [16:04] Yugiri     Things will settle down soon enough. [16:06] Yugiri     Won't they, Leader? [16:09] Saki     Damn it, what a pain in the ass! [16:19] Guy     Hey, come on! [16:21] Girl     Don't be silly. I don't have a swimsuit. SIGN    Idol [16:39] Sakura     Leave it to me! [16:41] Junko     Minamoto-san? [16:51] Sakura     You're from a generation     earlier than me, huh? [16:55] Junko     I'd say maybe two. [16:57] Junko     I should really be an old lady by now. [17:00] Sakura     I was just thinking about how I never really     asked about what kind of idol you were. [17:06] Junko     In my time, there was no     personal interaction with fans. [17:12] Junko     Maybe meet and greets at the most, but... [17:15] Junko     Whether it was the stage and the seats, [17:18] Junko     or on the tube and in front of the tea     table, there was a clear boundary. [17:22] Sakura     Wait, the tea table and the tube? [17:25] Sakura     What tube? [17:26] Junko     It's an idol's job to give people dreams. [17:29] Junko     I can't imagine giving the fans a     chance to see any imperfections. [17:34] Junko     At least, that's how it was     for the idols I knew... [17:39] Junko     And much like how I once looked up to them, [17:42] Junko     I wanted to be someone that     others could look up to... [17:46] Junko     That was my motivation for     working so hard, day after day. [17:50] Junko     I was finally starting to feel like     I had accomplished that myself. [17:53] Junko     I imagined a future where     I would continue to do so. [17:57] Junko     Then, when we were headed to     Saga for my first tour in Kyushu... [18:09] Junko     And that was that. [18:10] Sakura     Junko-chan... [18:12] Junko     Not just anyone can be an idol. [18:15] Junko     Much less a zombie... [18:18] Junko     And if my approach is in the way... [18:23] Junko     Minamoto-san... [18:24] Junko     I don't think I can stay in Franchouchou. [18:46] Saki     Ai! [18:55] Saki     Ai? [18:56] Saki     Ai! What's up?! [18:57] Saki     Hey! [19:04] Saki     Well, this is messed up... [19:08] Saki     You've got a hell of a look on your face. [19:10] Saki     I guess I do, too, though. [19:12] Saki     If I'm being real, I don't get any     of this idol or fan stuff, y'know? [19:17] Saki     But when you do anything,     it's all about guts. [19:19] Saki     And then comes your crew. [19:20] Saki     That's all you've really got... [19:25] Saki     Kinda surprised. You being     scared of lightning... [19:28] Ai     It's how I died. [19:59] Saki     Holy crap, girl... [20:01] Saki     That's actually legendary. [20:03] Ai     That's really not the     kind of legend I wanted. SIGN    The legend of Ai Mizuno, and how overcoming the pain brought us to the present SIGN    Ai Mizuno [20:07] Ai     This isn't over yet. [20:09] Ai     I'm still here... I'm not history yet! SIGN    Iron Frill Interview "10 Years later. Overcoming the death of Ai Mizuno." [20:13] Ai     I don't care if I'm a zombie, I will     get up on stage again, and then... [20:21] Saki     You were actually pretty fired up, huh? [20:37] Sakura     Saki-chan. [20:39] Saki     Not sleeping? [20:41] Sakura     It was kind of hard to... [20:43] Saki     Those girls... [20:45] Saki     if this was my old gang, I'd line     them both up and kick their asses. [20:48] Saki     Like, "You're dead!" Y'know? [20:49] Sakrua     Well, don't do that. [20:52] Saki     I wasn't gonna. [20:53] Saki     But if they're still at it,     we're not gonna get far... [20:59] Saki     Gotta do something, and soon. [21:02] Sakura     Yeah. [21:08] Kotaro     Good morning! [21:12] Kotaro     Well, today, I've got     more good news for you! [21:16] Kotaro     It turns out that Franchouchou... [21:19] Kotaro     Is going to be on the newcomer     lineup for this year's Saga Rock! [21:26] Kotaro     Yes, I am incredible! [21:29] Sakura     Saga Rock? [21:30] Saki     You gotta be kidding me... [21:32] Kotaro     Listen up, ladies! You're never going     to get another chance like this! [21:35] Kotaro     You're going to have to     nail it, no matter what! [21:38] Kotaro     Saga will be at the center     of the world on this day, [21:40] Kotaro     and you all will need to stand     as the center of Saga! [21:43] Kotaro     Franchouchou will be performing     onstage outdoors for the first time, [21:46] Kotaro     and you will shake the Earth with your song! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:26] Junko     This is Junko. [23:27] Junko     If I'm going to be a hindrance to the     others, I'd rather turn into a mushroom... [23:32] Junko     Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 7:     But It's Zombiemental SAGA. SIGN    Episode Seven: But It's Zombiemental SAGA [23:36] Junko     I'll be going now. E7 - But It's Zombiemental SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga... [00:02] Sakura     You can ask me about what kind of     relationship idols and fans should have, [00:04] Sakura     but I sure as heck don't have a good answer! [00:06] Sakura     And Ai-chan and Junko-chan     got into a huge fight over it! [00:10] Sakura     I wish they'd worry more about their own     relationship than their relationship with fans! [00:13] Sakura     That was a joke! Just a Sakura joke! [00:15] Sakura     And wouldn't you know it? [00:17] Sakura     We got the news Franchouchou     would be performing at Saga Rock! [00:19] Sakura     The best news ever at the     worst possible time! [00:21] Sakura     I seriously have no idea what to do! [00:24] Sakura     Hawawagh! Or maybe even dwawawargh, y'know?! [00:30] Saki     We seriously gotta start practicing     or we're gonna run out of time. [00:33] Sakura     But I don't think we should     do it without Junko-chan... [00:37] Saki     So you're just gonna leave Ai alone? [00:38] Saki     She said she was gonna practice,     even if it was by herself. [00:42] Sakura     I really don't know what to do. [00:45] Saki     Damn it... What do you think, shrimpy? [00:48] Lily     I think we should do the show,      no matter what. [00:51] Lily     It'd be a huge waste if we let     a chance like this pass us by. [00:54] Lily     Of course, I'd rather Junko-chan     be with us, but... [00:58] Saki     How about you, Tae? [01:02] Saki     And you, Sis? [01:05] Yugiri     It's a good question... [01:08] Yugiri     I can't help but wonder if there's     a way to get through to Junko-han. SIGN    No Unauthorized Access          Absolutely None          No Contact Allowed          Stay Out [01:12] Saki     Well, she's been like that     for almost two weeks. [01:23] Yugiri     What a difficult girl... [01:25] Saki     Okay! Let's just drag her ass out! [01:28] Sakura     No, I think that'd just make it worse! [01:30] Saki     Okay! Forget it! [01:31] Lily     So which is it? [01:34] Saki     Damn it all! What are we gonna do?! [01:34] Sakura     But Lily-chan, if we do appear at     Saga Rock, what about afterwards? [01:40] Sakura     Will we be going on without Junko-chan? [01:43] Lily     I don't want it to turn out that way, but... [01:45] Lily     Even if she hears that we didn't get     to go on stage at Saga Rock, [01:49] Lily     I get the feeling Junko-chan     won't ever come back to us. [01:53] Sakura     What do we do...? [01:55] Yugiri     You're more mature than you     look at times, Lily-han. [02:00] Sakura     I think we should ask Kotaro-san! [02:02] Saki     Don't bother. He's totally useless. [02:05] Sakura     It's fine! Once he sees what's     going on, I'm sure he'll— [02:09] Kotaro     Figure it out your own damn self,      you dumbass zombie! [02:14] Saki     Told you. SIGN    Episode 7 But It's Zombiemental SAGA [02:23] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [02:25] Intro     No, even if we're dead,     we will make them come true! [02:28] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [02:30] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [02:34] Intro     Because that is our saga! [03:57] Ai     What's taken you so long? [03:59] Sakura     Sorry... [04:00] Ai     We need to work on the timing     for our moves right away. [04:02] Ai     We need to pick up the pace     if we're going to make it. [04:04] Sakura     O-Okay. [04:07] Ai     What? [04:08] Sakura     Maybe we should talk to her... [04:10] Ai     Would you get a grip? [04:12] Ai     We need every last minute to rehearse. [04:15] Ai     We're already zombies, which means     there's no telling what might happen... [04:18] Sakura     But the new song's built around     solos with you and Junko-chan. [04:23] Ai     I'll have to sing Junko's part. [04:25] Sakura     On your own?! [04:26] Ai     Let's just get started. [04:28] Ai     You gonna be okay, Ai? [04:29] Ai     What else can we do?! [04:31] Ai     She's the one who has to     figure her own stuff out! [04:34] Saki     I was talking about you, girl. [04:40] Ai     I can't worry about anything else right now. SIGN    Saga Rock!! SIGN    Saga Rock!! [05:25] Sakura     Ai-chan! Are you okay?! [05:26] Ai     It's fine. These kinds of lessons     were normal when I was alive. [05:31] Sakura     But... [05:33] Ai     Tomorrow's the show. [05:34] Ai     Let's work on our final preparations. [05:53] Kotaro     Kicky blammo! [05:56] Kotaro     Zombies are supposed to be on the other     side of the barricades, dumbass! [06:12] Kotaro     Sorry. How are you feeling, physically? [06:16] Junko     Other than being dead, fine... [06:19] Kotaro     Don't you think it's time     you got out of here? [06:22] Junko     I just don't understand idols anymore. [06:25] Kotaro     You were on the net in my room, right? [06:27] Junko     Net...? [06:29] Kotaro     As in the internet. [06:31] Kotaro     You used the computer, right? [06:33] Kotaro     I'm not mad. [06:35] Kotaro     It's been thirty years since you died, [06:38] Kotaro     and things have changed a lot. [06:41] Junko     I really was shocked. [06:43] Kotaro     There are things that have     become more convenient, [06:45] Kotaro     but they have their share of downsides. [06:48] Kotaro     Everyone having a connected device has made     it so that anyone can post information... [06:53] Kotaro     but that makes it harder     to keep anything private. [06:56] Kotaro     That sometimes means     the private lives of idols. [06:59] Kotaro     In the Showa period, stuff that would     amount to the scandal of a lifetime [07:03] Kotaro     leaks onto the internet almost every day. [07:08] Kotaro     But in spite of the risk that     kind of exposure brings, [07:10] Kotaro     there are still idols who are at work. [07:14] Kotaro     And there's one other thing... [07:16] Kotaro     The biggest change in regard to how idols     operate is the closeness with their fans. [07:21] Kotaro     The concept of "an idol you can see     at any time" changed the industry, [07:26] Kotaro     and the physical distance     between both sides has shrunk. [07:29] Kotaro     Which you saw at the photo session. [07:32] Kotaro     But... not everything is different. [07:36] Kotaro     Wanting to help fans dream. [07:38] Kotaro     Wanting to make them     smile with dance and song. [07:40] Kotaro     The core nature of being an idol     hasn't changed since the old days. [07:43] Kotaro     If you think the people who try to     become idols now are any less noble, [07:49] Kotaro     then you're wrong. [07:50] Kotaro     Times have changed and, as a result,     the type of idol people seek has changed. [07:55] Junko     I understand things are different now. [07:58] Junko     But I just... can't do it. [08:02] Kotaro     Then don't. [08:05] Kotaro     If you don't want to do photo sessions,     turn them down. [08:08] Kotaro     There's no need to force     yourself to conform. [08:10] Junko     But Ai-san said... [08:11] Kotaro     Just tell her, "That's my character." [08:14] Junko     Character? [08:15] Kotaro     Right. [08:16] Kotaro     There are things that make Ai herself,     and things that make you different. [08:20] Kotaro     You girls are zombies, not robots. [08:23] Kotaro     Show the members of your group     and the fans what you can do [08:28] Kotaro     while adhering to the style of     an idol from the Showa period. [08:38] Kotaro     That said, it'd be difficult to do     that on your own at the moment. [08:42] Kotaro     And, as a zombie, there's not much     you can count on for support. [08:46] Kotaro     In order to make up for     how extreme your quirks are, [08:48] Kotaro     you'll need your zombie comrades. [08:53] Kotaro     Remember this... [08:54] Kotaro     Franchouchou exists to     support each other's wishes, [08:57] Kotaro     in spite of the different times they're from. [09:00] Kotaro     If you open up to them, they will help you. [09:04] Kotaro     When that happens, think about     what you can do to repay them. [09:10] Kotaro     Tomorrow's forecast is clear in the     morning with afternoon clouds [09:13] Kotaro     and potential thunderstorms. [09:16] Kotaro     There'll be a storm at Saga Rock. [09:18] Kotaro     Ai Mizuno was killed by a lightning strike     while performing on an outdoor stage. [09:23] Kotaro     You're not the only one     who's fighting against nerves! [09:28] Kotaro     If you're an idol, you belong on stage,      Junko Konno! [09:32] Kotaro     When you've found your nerve, open that box. [09:37] Kotaro     And fix the door. [10:10] Ai     I'm seeing things... [10:11] Saki     Get some rest. [10:14] Ai     My body... [10:15] Ai     I can't stop it from reacting [10:18] Ai     because of my memories of what happened. [10:20] Saki     You're pushing yourself too hard. [10:23] Ai     I can't let this beat me. [10:25] Ai     When we were on stage that day... [10:27] Ai     Our CD had finally become     a bestseller in Japan. [10:31] Ai     It felt like we were just     really getting started... [10:35] Ai     We have to work hard to get     as many fans as possible [10:39] Ai     so I can get back to where I was. [10:52] (Flashback) Junko     I'm sorry. [10:53] (Flashback) Junko     I was too slow. [10:54] (Flashback) Ai     It's okay. I'll just match up with you. SIGN    Saga Rock!! [11:19] Sakura     I guess she's not coming... [11:21] Lily     We're running out of time! [11:27] Kotaro     Time's up. Get in. [11:29] Sakura     But... [11:30] Kotaro     Get in. [11:54] Sakura     Junko-chan! [11:55] Junko     Wait, please! [11:56] Junko     I want to go with— [12:07] Sakura     Huh? Why do I feel déjà vu? [12:12] Sakura     Junko-chan! [12:13] Kotaro     Don't help her! [12:13] Sakura     Why not?! [12:15] Kotaro     On your feet, Junko! [12:17] Kotaro     You're not the type of girl who would     let something like this stop you! [12:19] Saki     You hit her with a freaking van! [12:23] Junko     I'm going, too... [12:26] Junko     because... I'm an idol! [12:32] Junko     I'm the Showa idol, Junko Konno! [12:38] Sakura     Junko-chan! [12:45] Saki     Hell yeah! Attagirl! SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Imari Bay Fireworks Spectacular SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [13:12] Kotaro     Today, you will be taking a     major stage for the first time. [13:17] Kotaro     Once your performance begins,     I won't be able to do anything else for you. [13:23] Kotaro     Let me get a good look at you all. [13:35] Kotaro     Here's some extra-strength waterproof spray,     made especially for zombies! [13:38] Kotaro     Now, even if it starts raining, you'll be fine! SIGN    Extra-Strength          Waterproof Spray 7           For Shoes [13:41] Kotaro     There's plenty more left, so everybody     make sure you get your spray on! [13:45] Saki     This says it's for shoes, damn it. [13:45] Kotaro      [13:53] Saki     That's a huge crowd... [13:55] Sakura     Iron Frill is really popular. [14:17] Frill     Here we go, Saga! [14:21] Frill     We hope you enjoy it! [14:24] Frill     Let me hear you! [14:31] [SONG] Frill     It started falling all of a sudden... [14:35] Frill     The rain starts to fall! [14:36] [SONG] Frill     But in time, it'll be a rainbow [14:42] [SONG] Frill     As it comes along (A new season)     the world will be (dyed a new color) [14:47] [SONG] Frill     And we run towards summer... [14:50] Sakura     What is this? [14:55] [SONG] Iron Frill     And I can feel my heart throb! [14:58] [SONG] Iron Frill     You and the summer sun! [15:01] [SONG] Iron Frill     Just how deep will I go? [15:04] [SONG] Iron Frill     When I dive into love with you [15:06] [SONG] Iron Frill     I might go too deep and get tired out! [15:09] [SONG] Iron Frill     You are the coral reef I've dreamed about! [15:12] [SONG] Iron Frill     At first it might seem hazy [15:15] [SONG] Iron Frill     But the smile you gave me     when you looked my way [15:17] [SONG] Iron Frill     Was more beautiful than any prism! [15:20] [SONG] Iron Frill     Just a little bit more! [15:22] Iron Frill     A little more! [15:23] [SONG] Iron Frill     That's how close I want to be to you. [15:26] Iron Frill     But you might vanish if I touch you [15:26] Junko     You used to be up there... [15:28] Ai     Yes. [15:29] Iron Frill     Like we're jellyfish in love! [15:30] Junko     Mizuno-san... [15:32] Ai     It's fine. I'll back you up. [15:35] [SONG] Rockers     You gotta say it if you wanna get started! [15:39] [SONG] Rockers     So it's the time! To get moving! [15:51] Sakura     Lily-chan, your heart! [15:52] Sakura     Your heart's beating out of your chest! [15:55] Lily     It just won't get back in there! [15:58] Staff     Franchouchou, please standby. [16:08] Saki     Hell yeah! [16:11] Saki     Let's bust a move out there! [16:15] Staff     Hey! Quiet down! [16:17] Staff     The current act is still on stage! [16:19] Saki     Oh, sorry. [16:21] Tae     Ohsry... [16:24] Tae     Man, what's the big deal? [16:25] Tae     These guys should see     what a rally is like... [16:28] Tae     S'bigdl... [16:29] Yugiri     You really are the leader. [16:32] Sakura     Even Tae-chan follows you. [16:36] Ai     Okay, form up. [16:40] Ai     Leader? [16:41] Saki     I already said what I was gonna say. [16:43] Ai     Sakura, then. [16:46] Sakura     Uh... [16:48] Sakura     I'm super glad we're all here today! [16:52] Sakura     I want this group to do its best. [16:55] Sakura     All of us, together, forever! [16:57] Saki     Hell yeah! Now let's show them what we got! [17:00] FCC     Yeah! [17:10] Saki     You okay? [17:11] Ai     Yeah... It's not as bad as I thought. [17:16] Crowd     Damn, it's really starting to come down. [17:18] Crowd     Let's move. [17:19] Crowd     Who's up next? [17:21] Crowd     Some idols I've never heard of. [17:22] Crowd     Okay, not missing much, then. [17:40] Saki     Hey! We're Franchouchou! [17:43] Saki     Uh, I was born and died in Saga... [17:46] Saki     Wait, I mean, like, it felt like I died... [17:48] Saki     And then, I met these girls... [17:50] Saki     And so, like... that's why     I love Saga! That's all! [18:14] Crowd     They seem really tense. [18:16] Crowd     Is that how it's supposed to look? [18:18] Crowd     This is hard to watch. Give me a break. [18:21] Ai     Calm down, you can do this... You have to! [18:30] [SONG] Ai     We never came to— [18:34] [SONG] Ai     Never seeming to connect... [18:37] [SONG] Ai     Even when we were friendly,     we never saw eye to eye... [18:42] [SONG] Ai     And... after it all... [18:46] [SONG] Ai     The pride... [18:48] [SONG] FCC     (Gets in the way) [18:49] [SONG] Ai     And our hearts... mixed up... [18:52] FCC     (Help me) [18:52] Ai     Feels like I want to... just... [18:52] Dudes     What's going on? [18:54] Dudes     Is she scared of the lightning? [18:55] Ai     Throw it all away... [18:58] Ai     I can't— [18:58] [SONG] Junko     I can't stand it anymore! [19:07] Junko     It's all right. I'll back you up. [19:17] [SONG] FCC     Questioning myself? No, no, no! [19:19] [SONG] FCC     Ah, just open your eyes! [19:22] [SONG] FCC     Just set yourself free     and dance, dance, dance! [19:24] FCC     Ah, don't be such a baby! [19:28] [SONG] FCC     Heat it up! Live! Face-to-face now! [19:31] [SONG] FCC     Even if it's not easy for anyone! [19:34] [SONG] FCC     We'll let our song ring     out through the world! [19:38] [SONG] FCC     Heat it up! Burn! We know it'll get through! [19:41] [SONG] FCC     As we dance for all we're good for! [19:44] [SONG] FCC     I know we can make everyone smile! [19:49] [SONG] FCC     We can do it! As blindingly     bright as it might be, [19:51] [SONG] FCC     We'll reach out and grasp that light! [19:59] [SONG] FCC     Just have to give it our all! [20:01] [SONG] FCC     Trusting in the beat of our hearts! [20:04] [SONG] FCC     Falling but getting back up! [20:07] [SONG] FCC     Dying but rising up again! [20:09] [SONG] FCC     Holding the hands I see     from across the ages— [20:13] [SONG] FCC     And going beyond! [20:31] Ai     We're fine...? [20:33] Junko     Because we're zombies. [20:37] Staff     Stay calm and check everything!     The current act should— [20:40] Kotaro     That won't be necessary. [20:42] Kotaro     Start the music! [20:54] [SONG] FCC     Awaken returner! You just have to want it [20:57] [SONG] FCC     A miracle that you're longing to feel! [21:10] [SONG] FCC     When were my dreams filled     with that yearning? [21:13] [SONG] FCC     Was it all just a story hidden in my heart? [21:17] [SONG] FCC     Wanna succeed so gotta get it right! [21:18] [SONG] FCC     Never gonna stop, so gotta proceed! [21:20] [SONG] FCC     Giving my all to walk this way! [21:21] [SONG] FCC     Heading straight down the     path to a gentle future! [21:26] [SONG] FCC     I'm not sure if I can keep walking... [21:31] [SONG] FCC     That can't be true, and you know it! [21:34] [SONG] FCC     Just take a look around and     around and around and around... [21:38] Dudes     Round and around! [21:39] [SONG] FCC     I wish you! Were with me!     So we could stomp together! [21:43] [SONG] FCC     Unlimited dreaming! [21:47] [SONG] FCC     You're not alone! [21:50] [SONG] FCC     Awaken returner! You just have to want it! [21:53] [SONG] FCC     A feeling that starts to shine with light! [21:57] [SONG] FCC     Awaken returner! Just hope for it! [22:00] [SONG] FCC     A lovely type of new thrill... [22:02] [SONG] FCC     Now give! [22:03] [SONG] FCC     It! [22:03] [SONG] FCC     To! [22:04] [SONG] FCC     Me! [22:04] [SONG] FCC     Call for it, call for it,     the best and the highest [22:06] [SONG] FCC     There's not a thing to fear,      not a single one! [22:10] [SONG] FCC     Let it reach all the way out,     our passionate feelings! [22:14] [SONG] FCC     With our souls singing free! [22:17] [SONG] FCC     Cut in! [22:29] Dudes     Good stuff. [22:33] Kotaro     Now they look like real idols. [22:36] Kotaro     It's finally begun... [22:39] Ai     Keep it together, now. [22:41] Junko     Idols are supposed to bring people smiles. [22:51] Saki     We're Franchouchou! [22:53] Saki     Nice to meet ya! [23:04] Okoba     Whoa, whoa... Did I really just see that? [23:07] Inubashi     This is great! It's gonna be huge! SIGN    Angels Descend on Saga Rock! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:26] Lily     Lily here! [23:27] Lily     I wonder if I was dazzling out there. [23:29] Lily     It'd be great if even more     people came and saw us! [23:32] Lily     Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 8:     Go Go Neverland SAGA! SIGN    Episode 8: Go Go Neverland SAGA [23:36] Lily     Be sure to watch, okay? E8 - Go Go Neverland SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga... [00:02] Sakura     Ai-chan and Junko-chan got into a     huge fight right before Saga Rock! [00:05] Sakura     Ai-chan was grrr, grrr and     Junko-chan was sob, sob [00:07] Sakura     and I was totally whoa,     whoa about what to do! [00:09] Sakura     But then, on the day of Saga Rock,     Junko-chan's idol spirit was all rumble rumble [00:12] Sakura     which left me totally sniffle, sniffle! [00:14] Sakura     Even though the thunder     was going boom, boom, [00:16] Sakura     we had our first ba-dump, ba-dump     show in front of a huge crowd! [00:18] Sakura     There was trouble that made us go     eek, eek, but we worked together [00:20] Sakura     and the performance was     a huge yay, yay success! [00:21] Sakura     And now, Franchouchou's legend can begin... [00:25] Sakura     Or... so I hope. [00:28] Sakura     Look, look, Saki-chan, there we are! SIGN    Angels Descend on Saga Rock! [00:31] Sakura     Saga Rock was so amazing! [00:33] Sakura     It's great that we got to go! SIGN    Writer: Shinta Okoba [00:36] Junko     This is the same reporter that did the story     on the "haunting" at Ureshino Onsen. [00:40] Ai     Over the last month, more videos     and comments have been posted. [00:44] Ai     I think we're about to start     seeing some reactions. SIGN    The potential of regional idols—They'll become a highlight for Saga [00:47] Ai     Both the good and the bad. [00:50] Lily     Hey, I was the most dazzling, right? [00:53] Saki     What, are you in the pic? [00:55] Saki     Oh, there you are! [00:58] Saki     You were so tiny I didn't see you. [01:01] Lily     I wasn't asking you, Saki-chan! [01:03] Sakura     I think you were dazzling. [01:05] Lily     Really?! [01:07] Sakura     I love it when you smile! [01:10] Sakura     And your star is really cute! [01:12] Lily     Yay! [01:14] Rookie     Amamoto-san, what do you wanna do for lunch? [01:18] Amamoto     The Sicilian rice bowl. [01:19] Rookie     That's, like, your fave! [01:22] Rookie     What about you, Go-san? [01:23] Dad     I'm fine. [01:25] Rookie     All right. [01:26] Dad     I'm gonna go grab lunch... [01:28] Amamoto     Right. [01:30] Rookie     Does Go-san always leave to eat? [01:33] Amamoto     The man hates TV. [01:34] Rookie     Oh, yeah, you get a lot of people     saying they don't watch anymore. [01:37] CM     Yakitori number one, chicken and rice     number two, salad's number three for nutrition! [01:38] Amamoto     That's not exactly why, but yeah. [01:41] CM     Service with a smile... [02:00] Other Mom     Hey, what're you doing? [02:04] Other Mom     Come with me. SIGN    Episode 8 Go Go Neverland SAGA [02:25] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [02:27] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [02:30] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [02:32] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [02:36] Intro     Because that is our saga! [03:53] Kotaro     G'morning! [03:56] Sakura     Good morning! [03:57] Junko     Good morning. [03:58] Kotaro     Well, Franchouchou,     good job getting that writeup. [04:02] Kotaro     How about it, Junko? [04:03] Kotaro     Any thoughts, looking back on Saga Rock? [04:06] Junko     Well.. I guess... It felt like     a glimpse of some potential. [04:10] Kotaro     It totally did, didn't it?! [04:13] Kotaro     You girls are riding a wave     of interest right now. [04:16] Sakura     Junko-chan... [04:18] Kotaro     How about it, Sakura?     Are you enjoying the ride? [04:21] Sakura     Uh... well... [04:23] Sakura     Aren't you gonna tell me     not to get carried awa— [04:25] Kotaro     Get carried away, dumbass! [04:27] Kotaro     You get in a magazine,     you're allowed to get carried away! [04:29] Kotaro     You get to stick that Pinocchio     nose of yours high in the air, [04:31] Kotaro     so it's the highest point     on the big wave you've caught! [04:37] Kotaro     How about it, Lily? [04:38] Kotaro     You enjoying the ride? [04:39] Kotaro     That star gonna start growing? [04:41] Lily     No! [04:43] Kotaro     Huh? Why not? [04:45] Kotaro     Huh? Why for? [04:47] Kotaro     It's not gonna get bigger? [04:48] Kotaro     How come? [04:49] Kotaro     Big as the boulder in Kyoseki Park! [04:51] Kotaro     Y'know? [04:52] Saki     You're seriously freaking     her out, so give it a rest! [04:58] Kotaro     Teehee! [04:59] Kotaro     Listen up. Since you're     zombies, you have to use [05:02] Kotaro     anything you can to your     advantage, including miracles. [05:04] Kotaro     The next step is to become a     group that everyone in Saga, [05:07] Kotaro     from the elderly to little     kids, knows about. [05:09] Kotaro     That means community events,     mini concerts, local TV... [05:11] Kotaro     You're gonna be doing     anything and everything. [05:14] Kotaro     The time has come to go on the offensive! SIGN    Let's all enjoy the Happy Stage! SIGN    Ureshino Onsen Summer Festival [05:41] Kotaro     All right, we're going to move     on to the photo session. [05:44] Kotaro     For Number 4, we will be offering     these signed glamour shots instead. [05:49] Kotaro     Also, please be aware that touching the     members of the group is strictly prohibited. SIGN    End of the Line [06:03] Saki     Hey, trouble just walked up! [06:06] Sakura     Trouble? SIGN    End of the Line Number 6 End of the Line Number 3 End of the Line Number 5 [06:07] Sakura     He's huge! [06:10] Saki     That dude's gotta be a yak. [06:12] Sakura     Yak...? [06:14] Saki     Maybe shades got himself a shady loan     and now this guy's here to collect. [06:18] Sakura     A debt collector?! [06:19] Sakura     Wh-Where's Kotaro-san? [06:21] Saki     Gone! He's run off! [06:24] Sakura     Wait, the yak just got in line... SIGN    End of the Line Number 6 [06:28] ---     Huh? [06:29] Saki     That's shrimpy's line! [06:31] Sakura     Maybe he's a fan of Lily-chan's? [06:33] Saki     I wouldn't relax yet. [06:35] Saki     We're big enough to get into Sagazine now. SIGN    End of the Line [06:40] Saki     Maybe the dude's here to kidnap shrimpy. [06:43] Sakura     Kidnap?! [06:44] Fan     The show was amazing! [06:46] Fan     I promise I'll come see you all again! [06:48] Lily     Thank you! Bye-bye! [06:51] Lily     It's nice to meet you! I'm Number 6. [06:55] Dad     Y-You really... [07:00] Saki     What the hell do you think     you're doing, pal?! [07:16] Sakura     Come with me, Lily-chan! [07:18] Lily     But... [07:19] Crowd     What? What happened? [07:19] Lily     th-that's... [07:20] Crowd     Holy crap... [07:22] Crowd     That was a rolling sobat! [07:23] Skull     That girl is scary. [07:24] Skull     I think that dude's dead. [07:26] Bulk     That's what I love about Number 2! [07:28] Bulk     Must be nice... [07:32] Kotaro     It's all good, it's all good, it's all good. [07:34] Kotaro     It's all good, it's all good,     it's all good... [07:36] Kotaro     It's all— [07:37] Junko     Tatsumi-san! [07:39] Junko     Th-There's been trouble. [07:46] Saki     Y'know it's no touching allowed, pops! [07:50] Dad     Sorry. [07:51] Dad     She just... looks so much like... [07:54] Saki     Looks like who? [07:56] Dad     Seven years ago, there was child star     who used to be on TV a lot... Lily Hoshikawa. [08:11] Ai     What happened to Lily could     happen to any of us. [08:14] Ai     Especially for myself and Junko. [08:16] Junko     You're right... Even if our names aren't public,      it is cause for concern. [08:20] Yugiri     It's a shame how having a job that puts you     on display is as dangerous as it's ever been... [08:28] Saki     Damn it, what a drag! [08:30] Sakura     Isn't Lily-chan late coming     back from washing up? [08:39] Sakura     I was surprised when you     weren't over by the faucet. [08:43] Sakura     Lily-chan? [08:45] Lily     Sakura-chan... that man from this morning... [08:49] Lily     That's my actual pappy. [08:54] Sakura     The yak?! [08:55] Lily     The who? [08:56] Sakura     But he was freaking huge! [08:59] Lily     I take more after my mommy. [09:02] Lily     I didn't even think he'd ever show up... [09:06] Sakura     You didn't? [09:08] Lily     To be honest, I was trying     to forget about him... [09:13] Lily     But Pappy... [09:17] Lily     It was just the two of us, see? [09:19] Lily     But I was never lonely. [09:23] Lily     I knew that Mommy was looking     down on us from the sky. [09:27] Lily     And we had a TV. [09:30] Lily     He really loved TV! [09:32] Lily     He said it was great to     watch it with someone... [09:36] Lily     He always talked about how much fun it     was to laugh and cry alongside someone. [09:41] Lily     He'd always make me sit next to him! [09:44] Lily     He could be so silly, [09:47] Lily     but I loved seeing how much he enjoyed TV. [09:52] Lily     That's why I thought... [09:53] Lily     It'd be great if I could make     him smile from inside the TV. [09:57] Lily     When I signed up for a children's talent     agency, he quit his job to be my manager. [10:02] Lily     So he was always with     me when there was work. [10:06] Lily     I was cute and great at     acting from the start, [10:10] Lily     so every show I was in     turned into a magical hit! [10:14] Lily     But... right when I was at     the top, it happened... [10:24] (Flashback) Dad     Masao! Open the door! [10:26] (Flashback) Dad     They need you to get the show moving! [10:28] (Flashback) Lily     No! I'm not coming out! [10:30] (Flashback) Dad     It's fine. That part's     not going to show on TV. [10:33] (Flashback) Lily     You only care about me when I'm on TV! [10:36] (Flashback) Lily     You don't worry about the real me! [10:39] (Flashback) Dad     Of course I do! [10:41] (Flashback) Dad     A little leg hair isn't a big deal! [10:43] (Flashback) Dad     It just means you're growing up a little. [10:46] (Flashback) Lily     I am never growing up! [10:51] (Flashback) Dad     You can't look like that forever. [10:54] (Flashback) Lily     I can, too! [10:56] (Flashback) Lily     I don't want to look like you, Pappy! [10:58] (Flashback) Lily     You dummy! [11:01] (Flashback) Dad     Masao! A lot of people are really     looking forward to this show! [11:06] (Flashback) Dad     Now, open this door! [11:09] (Flashback) Lily     I am not gonna grow up. [11:13] (Flashback) Lily     Is that some seaweed from     yesterday's breakfast...? [11:27] (Flashback) ---     Hair! [11:35] (Flashback) Dad     Masao! I'm coming in! [11:49] (Flashback) Dad     Masao... [11:51] (Flashback) Dad     Masao! [11:55] Lily     That was the last time I saw him. [11:58] Sakura     Uh... Sorry, Lily-chan... [12:02] Sakura     I'm having trouble keeping up here... [12:05] Sakura     Who was this Masao guy you started     mentioning partway through? [12:09] Lily     That was my old name. SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Sicilian Rice SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [12:25] Sakura     So it turns out Lily-chan     used to be Masao-kun. [12:29] Saki     Dying over some whiskers...     that's the greatest thing I've ever heard... [12:32] Saki     Now that's legendary! [12:34] Sakura     Saki-chan! [12:36] Saki     Wait, so what's your full     name then, shrimpy? [12:39] Lily     Masao Go. [12:42] Saki     That's so butch! It's like the     most macho name I ever heard! [12:46] Saki     Wait, what about pops? What's his name? [12:48] Lily     Takeo Go. [12:52] Saki     That's totally him!     That is exactly his name! [12:55] Lily     I hate you, Saki-chan! [12:57] Saki     Sorry, sorry! [12:59] Yugiri     I have to say, this is a bit of a surprise. [13:02] Saki     Masao Go! [13:03] Ai     So, what happens now? [13:05] Lily     I'm still Lily, and that's     who I'm always going to be. [13:08] Lily     Zombies don't grow, after all! [13:10] Lily     So I've got nothing to worry about. [13:12] Sakura     Lily-chan... [13:14] Ai     So, did he know? [13:17] Kotaro     Hell yeah, I knew. [13:21] Kotaro     Teehee! [13:22] Saki     I'm seriously gonna kill you, man! [13:24] Kotaro     What?! Is Masao Go not allowed in     your girly idol group anymore?! [13:29] Lily     I am not Masao anymore! My name is Lily! [13:31] Kotaro     That's right! She's Lily, not Masao! [13:34] Kotaro     The rest of you are Masao, and I'm Lily! [13:37] Kotaro     Besides, you've got a gig tomorrow! [13:39] Kotaro     If you've got time to waste on tired-ass     questions, maybe you should go to bed, [13:42] Kotaro     you bunch of morons! [13:49] Junko     She's so cute. [13:50] Ai     I'm surprised we never noticed in spite     of how close we've all been together... [13:54] Saki     Ah, who cares! Doesn't matter     what kinda junk she's got. [13:56] Junko     J-Junk... [13:58] Saki     Besides, we're all zombies. [14:01] Yugiri     It honestly makes me wonder     what exactly zombies are. [14:05] Yugiri     To think that we're never going to age... [14:07] Sakura     You've got a point. [14:09] Sakura     Lily-chan is going to stay Lily-chan. [14:10] Sakura     And none of us are ever going to change. [14:12] Sakura     Because we're zombies. [14:20] (Flashback) Dad     Look at this! [14:21] (Flashback) Dad     We got top ratings! [14:24] (Flashback) Dad     That means you amazed a ton of people! [14:27] TV     Today's guest is Lily Hoshikawa. [14:30] Lily     It's nice to be here! [14:32] (Flashback) Dad     There you go, Lily. [14:34] (Flashback) Dad     That's the way. Keep it up. [14:35] (Flashback) Lily     Pappy...? [14:36] (Flashback) Dad     Aw, the camera was slightly     off for that look you gave... [14:39] (Flashback) Lily     I want the two of us to go out sometimes. [14:44] (Flashback) Dad     You want to go out? [14:44] (Flashback) Lily     I wanna go to Kouno Park again. With you. [14:48] (Flashback) Dad     Sounds good. [14:49] (Flashback) Dad     We can go when the filming for the     show that airs next season is done. SIGN    Lily Hoshikawa (11) The brilliant child actress everyone's talking about [14:54] Lily     Yep! He's always with me. [14:58] (Flashback) Doc     I think it was death from mental shock. [15:01] (Flashback) Doc     Something must've caused an incredible     deal of mental distress before the fall. [15:10] Lily     Pappy! [15:40] Dad     I understand... [15:42] Dad     I know that girl can't be Masao. [15:54] Lily     Hello there! Sorry about the other day. SIGN    Size S Size M Size L [15:57] Lily     The others didn't mean anything bad by it. [15:59] Dad     Nah, that was my fault. [16:02] Dad     Uh, can I get a T-shirt? [16:04] Lily     Sure! But I don't think it'll fit. [16:06] Lily     You usually get a 5XL right? [16:08] Dad     I'm impressed you can tell. SIGN    Size S Size M Size L [16:10] Lily     W-We have lots of different     fans, so I can tell! [16:14] Dad     I see. [16:15] Dad     But I actually want an extra small. [16:18] Dad     See, I used to have a kid     who was about your age. [16:22] Dad     But I was a bad father... [16:26] Dad     I was so focused on myself, I wasn't     able to care for them properly. [16:31] Dad     Is your dad a nice man? SIGN    Size S Size M Size L [16:33] Lily     Yeah! Pa— [16:34] Lily     I mean, Dad's really nice! [16:37] Lily     Really, really nice! [16:42] Dad     Sorry for scaring you before. [16:46] Dad     I won't come back again. [16:48] Dad     I just wanted to apologize     for what happened. [16:52] Dad     Goodbye, now. [17:00] Sakura     Lily-chan... [17:02] Lily     I-I'm totally fine! [17:10] Lily     We better get to practice, huh? [17:12] Sakura     It's okay. [17:14] Sakura     Everyone agreed you should     take a break for today. [17:17] Lily     Maybe I'd be better off if I didn't     remember anything. Like you, Sakura-chan. [17:22] Sakura     No. [17:24] Sakura     It's because you remembered your dad,     and he remembered you, [17:29] Sakura     that you're able to understand     how you really feel. [17:32] Lily     Pappy... He loved me this entire time... [17:38] Lily     And I... [17:40] Lily     And I... [17:51] Saki     There might be people we knew who're     torn up about what happened, too. [17:56] Sakura     Why can't I remember...? [18:00] Sakura     That view is the only     thing I remember... [18:03] Sakura     but when and where is it from? [18:07] Ai     Is something wrong? [18:09] Sakura     S-Sorry! [18:11] Saki     Y'know, leaving this as-is sucks too bad! [18:14] Lily     What else can I do? I'm a zombie now. [18:17] Sakura     No, there might still be a way. [18:20] Sakura     Let's think about it. [18:21] Lily     Sakura-chan. [18:22] Ai     I think the answer's already clear. [18:25] Junko     There is something that we,      and only we, can do. [18:29] Ai     But first we've gotta talk to him. SIGN    We're having a concert!! SIGN    Franchouchou SIGN    August 17th (Friday) SIGN    At Plaza 656 [18:45] Rookie     Oh, that was in the mail. [18:50] Rookie     I'll toss it, then. [18:52] Rookie     Gotta wonder if being regional     idols is even doable nowadays. [19:09] Sakura     We're almost done... [19:10] Sakura     Do you think he'll come? [19:12] Ai     We've done everything we can. [19:29] Lily     Pappy! [19:32] Saki     Well, we've got a new song for you today! [19:35] Saki     Main vocals will be by shrimpy! [19:38] Sakura     Saki-chan! Not shrimpy! [19:40] Saki     I mean, by Number 6! [19:47] Lily     This is "To My Dearest." [20:06] [SONG] FCC     I knew we'd be saying goodbye,     but I thought it would be much later [20:12] [SONG] FCC     And it all ended before I could tell you the     things I wanted to, but was too embarrassed [20:18] [SONG] FCC     But you know, in those days     we had together, deep inside [20:22] [SONG] FCC     I was laughing, crying, and smiling! [20:30] [SONG] FCC     You gave me so much warmth! [20:35] [SONG] FCC     And showed me so much kindness! [20:41] [SONG] FCC     I'll never be able to replace the     part of me that's missing now [20:48] [SONG] FCC     But even now, even now,     those memories are still warm... [20:59] Lily     I'm really, really glad you came today! [21:02] Lily     You know, I love TV! [21:05] Lily     I'm going to work hard     so I can be on TV a lot! [21:08] Lily     And I hope I can make you     smile when you see me there! [21:12] Lily     I'm super duper glad     you came and saw me! [21:16] Lily     I promise I will never ever forget you! [21:19] Lily     I love you! [21:22] [SONG] FCC     The world I had with you [21:25] [SONG] FCC     And the future where I'll be missing you [21:28] [SONG] FCC     And even if we're now far apart [21:34] [SONG] FCC     The courage you gave me will     be my pride as I go on [21:40] [SONG] FCC     So please, always, watch over me! [21:53] [SONG] FCC     Every day, I miss you, I miss you [21:57] [SONG] FCC     That's the way I feel [22:00] [SONG] FCC     It won't ever fade but that's okay [22:06] [SONG] FCC     Because that love, that love [22:13] [SONG] FCC     Won't ever change, no matter what happens [22:23] [SONG] FCC     I miss you, I miss you, and     if one day, in a dream... [22:30] [SONG] FCC     We meet again, please tell me the same. [22:53] Rookie     What you wanna get today, Amamoto-san? [22:55] Amamoto     Sicilian rice bowl. [22:57] Rookie     Every time, huh? [23:00] Dad     I think I'll have the chicken udon. [23:03] Rookie     You're gonna eat here today, Go-san?! [23:05] Dad     Yeah. [23:09] FCC     Yakitori number one, chicken and rice     number two, salad's number three for nutrition! [23:09] Amamoto     These girls are real funny. [23:12] Rookie     For real! I cracked up when I saw it. [23:14] FCC     Service with a smile, come     on and get your fill! [23:17] FCC     Yeah! [23:18] FCC     Fresh, tasty, and fun!     Bring all your friends... SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:26] Saki     Saki here! [23:27] Saki     Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 9:     Though My Life May Have Ended Once SIGN    Episode 9: Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA [23:30] Saki     By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen,     and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, [23:33] Saki     Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades      In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA! [23:36] Saki     Holy crap that's long! E9 - Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Sha Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] Sakura     After a crazy Saga Rock,     people are starting to hear our name! [00:05] Sakura     Franchouchou's so happy     and embarrassed! We did it! [00:08] Sakura     But then Lily-chan's pappy     showed up out of nowhere! [00:11] Sakura     At first she wasn't sure what to do, [00:12] Sakura     but she seemed really happy to learn     that he never stopped caring about her! [00:14] ---      [00:15] Sakura     Even with my zombie heart, what happened     still gave me that warm feeling! [00:19] Sakura     The end! [00:23] (Flashback) Saki     Those Korosuke chicks don't     know when to give up... SIGN    Reiko Kirishima Saki Nikaido [00:29] Reiko     They're freaking out, trying to     keep us from taking over Kyushu. [00:33] Saki     This is getting to be a drag. [00:35] Saki     Maybe I'll just crush them all myself. [00:38] (Flashback) Reiko     You really oughta do something     about that crazy streak [00:41] (Flashback) Reiko     or it's gonna end up killing you. [00:43] (Flashback) Saki     No way in hell am I dying. [00:45] (Flashback) Saki     And neither is this little guy! [00:48] (Flashback) Saki     Check it out! A Maskutchi. [00:51] (Flashback) Reiko     Let's head back. [00:52] (Flashback) Saki     Damn, I'm hungry! [00:54] (Flashback) Saki     I wish Drive Tori was open this early... [01:04] (Flashback) Saki     Reiko! You wanna race to Tenmangu? [01:08] (Flashback) Reiko     You never learn, huh? [01:09] (Flashback) Reiko     You know that when it comes to cranking     the throttle, you never beat me. [01:13] (Flashback) Saki     I'll make up for it with guts. [01:15] (Flashback) Reiko     Not in a million years. SIGN    Episode 9 Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA [01:33] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [01:35] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [01:38] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [01:40] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [01:44] Intro     Because that is our saga! [02:59] Grandpas     Huh? What was that? [03:00] Grandpas     Like I said! [03:02] Grandpas     Those gals said they wanna join us! [03:05] Grandpas     For the Kashima Dance! [03:07] Grandpas     What?! [03:09] Saki     You trying to tell me this is     gonna help Franchouchou out? [03:13] Sakura     S-Sure! [03:14] Sakura     That's what Kotaro-san said... SIGN    Advanced Age SIGN    Young People [03:18] (Flashback) Kotaro     So, if you take a look here, you can see      that the population of Saga SIGN    Graph of Age Demographics In Saga [03:22] (Flashback) Kotaro     is generally of advanced age, right? [03:24] (Flashback) Kotaro     Which means you all need to work harder      to grab the hearts of all these old folks! [03:28] (Flashback) Kotaro     And in order to make them your fans... SIGN    Kashima Dance [03:32] (Flashback) Kotaro     You're going to joining in on a practice     meeting for the Kashima Dance! [03:36] Junko     Has there ever in history been idols     with a significant elderly fanbase? [03:42] Ai     Well, not that I've heard of. [03:45] Grandpas     All right, it's about time to get started. [03:49] Grandpas     Upsie-daisy... [03:52] Grandpas     Music! Come on! [03:57] Enka     Saga is hidden in the leaves,     deep in the south [04:03] Lily     Wow! [04:05] Saki     They're sharp as hell! [04:06] Grandpa     Get a move on, now! All of you, come on! [04:10] Sakura     We're supposed to come on already?! [04:12] Junko     Do you think we'll be able to keep up? [04:14] Ai     Well, we'll just have to find out! [04:17] [SONG] Ai     Now, come and dance, come along and dance! [04:28] Lily     That was harder than our     usual lessons, I think! [04:33] Sakura     You two! [04:36] Sakura     Everybody's waiting! [04:38] Lily     Coming! [05:13] Lily     Lame. [05:15] Maria     You chicks... [05:17] Maria     What the hell makes you think     you can dance around here, huh? [05:23] Maria     What middle school you from, anyway?! [05:25] Sakura     I-It's like another Saki-chan... [05:27] Lily     I'm a permanent grade schooler now,      thank you! [05:31] Ukawa     Maria-chan, I think going after     grade schoolers is kinda... [05:34] Sayama     I agree with her. [05:37] Maria     N-Never mind you, then. [05:40] Maria     But you! What the hell makes you think     you can hoot and holler in this park?! [05:44] Sakura     I-I mean... [05:46] Sakura     Th-This is a public park, right? [05:56] Lily     Yeah, get her! [05:58] Sakura     This is bad! Tae-chan, cut it out! [06:04] Maria     What the hell is wrong with you, bitch?! [06:07] Saki     Sakura! You done yet? [06:09] Saki     I'm gonna kill you if you     don't get a move on. [06:12] Lily     Saki-chan! [06:13] Maria     Where the hell do you get off     butting into this, huh?! [06:22] Saki     Don't pick fights you're not ready for. [06:25] Ukawa     Maria-chan... [06:26] Ukawa     These girls seem kinda dangerous. [06:28] Ukawa     Also, crazy. [06:30] Sayama     I agree with her! SIGN    Dorami (Mad Demon Beauties) Eighth Boss Maria Kirishima SIGN    Dorami [06:43] Maria     Just remember, this park is Dorami turf! [06:47] Maria     You got that?! [06:50] Lily     What the heck was that? [06:52] Sakura     Thank you, Saki-chan. [06:58] Saki     For real...? [07:01] Sayama     Maria-chan... [07:02] Sayama     I'm starting to think we     shouldn't bother anymore. [07:06] Ukawa     Maybe we should all quit     Dorami-chan together. [07:09] Maria     Don't put a -chan on the     end of the team's name! [07:11] Ukawa     Our bikes are scooters... [07:13] Sayama     Being lady bikers is too much work. [07:16] Maria     Dumbass! [07:18] Maria     I am not quitting this team, no matter what! [07:22] Ukawa     But your mom... I mean,     even the first boss... [07:27] Maria     I keep telling you not to bring her up. [07:32] Ukawa     Sorry... SIGN    Fallen Angels SIGN    Korosuke (Murder Girls) [07:41] Sayama     Maria-chan! It's Korosuke! SIGN    Korosuke SIGN    Korosuke [07:55] Ukawa     Th-The tenth boss of Korosuke... [07:59] Sayama     Misa the Fallen Angel! [08:02] Misa     Been a while, Maria. [08:04] Misa     I was thinking it's about time     I shut Dorami down for good. [08:08] Maria     You can take all that crap     you're talking and cram it. [08:10] Maria     Dorami isn't going anywh— [08:17] Misa     No one interfere, now. [08:20] Misa     This beef has been going since these clubs     started... Why don't we end it ourselves? [08:26] Maria     Sounds good to me. [08:30] Lily     Tae-chan! Did you eat my squid?! [08:30] Sakura     We danced ourselves to death back there... [08:32] Yugiri     Yes, it was quite the good time. [08:34] Tae     Liar! Open your mouth! [08:36] Ai     Hey, quit playing around!     We're crammed in here! [08:39] Junko     Excuse me... can someone open a window? [08:39] Lily     Open up, Tae-chan! Tae-chan! [08:43] Yugiri     Are you not feeling well, Junko-han? [08:43] Lily     Give it back! That was my squid! [08:46] Yugiri     There's a pressure point     here that should help... [08:49] Sakura     Does that still work on zombies? [08:53] Kotaro     Could all of you please shut the hell up?! [08:58] Lily     Give it, Tae-chan! [09:00] Lily     That's my squid! Give it back! [09:01] Sakura     What's wrong, Saki-chan? [09:02] Saki     Damn it... [09:05] Ai     What are you doing?! [09:08] Lily     Tatsumi... [09:09] Kotaro     What is it now?! Damn! [09:11] Lily     Saki-chan fell out. [09:13] Kotaro     No way! [09:24] Saki     Hold up. [09:30] Saki     Oh, crap. [09:35] Korosukes     H-Hey! This is none of your      business! Back off! [09:47] Misa     And who are you? [09:48] Saki     Me? Let's see... [09:53] Cop     Hey, hey! What are you     girls doing over there? [09:58] Cop     I-I'll call for backup, y'know...! [10:01] Cop     If you don't wanna end up locked up,     be good kids and run along... please. [10:05] Misa     That killed the mood. [10:09] Misa     We'll settle this some other way. [10:12] Misa     And soon. [10:20] Maria     What'd you butt in for? [10:24] Saki     Because you've got no chance     in hell against her. [10:27] Maria     Don't just make stuff up! [10:29] Saki     I'm telling you, you can't take her. [10:32] Maria     No matter what anybody says,     I'm gonna keep Dorami going! [10:37] Saki     Listen... [10:39] Saki     What's her name, anyway? [10:43] Saki     Your, uh... Y'know. [10:46] Saki     You got a mom, right? [10:49] Maria     Who gives a crap about that spineless wimp? [10:52] Maria     Let's go. [10:53] Ukawa     Maria-chan, wait! SIGN    Amabuki Naomasa SIGN    Reiko SIGN    Maria [11:14] Reiko     Maria! I was so worried! [11:16] Reiko     You were out so late... [11:18] Maria     Give it a rest. [11:19] Reiko     Wait! This was stuffed into our mailbox... SIGN    Challenge [11:26] Maria     It's them... Are they stupid?! [11:29] Reiko     Please, Maria, stop all this! [11:32] Maria     Cram it! It's none of your business, anyway! [11:39] Reiko     I'm sorry. [11:41] Maria     Why are you always apologizing when     you didn't do anything wrong?! [11:45] Maria     Like a weakling! [11:52] Kotaro     What the hell was that?! [11:54] Kotaro     The only way zombies like you are     allowed to interact with living humans [11:59] Kotaro     is when you're doing idol stuff! [12:01] Saki     I get it. [12:05] Kotaro     No, you don't. [12:09] Kotaro     Anything involving violence     is totally taboo for idols. [12:13] Kotaro     There's a chance that your personal actions     could put an end to Franchouchou. [12:18] Kotaro     Keep that in mind. [12:31] (Flashback) Reiko     Thank you for being born, Maria! [12:35] (Flashback) Maria     I'm going now! [12:36] (Flashback) Reiko     Make sure to be a good girl     and greet everybody! Be safe! [12:40] (Flashback) Maria     I'm heading out! [12:42] (Flashback) Reiko     You're all grown up now! [12:44] (Flashback) Reiko     Have a good day! [12:46] (Flashback) Maria     I'm leaving. [12:47] (Flashback) Reiko     I'm so glad you're such a good girl! [12:51] (Flashback) Reiko     Take care! [12:55] (Flashback) Reiko     Welcome ho— [13:11] Reiko     If you saw me now... [13:14] Reiko     I wonder what you'd think? [13:18] Reiko     Saki... SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [13:31] (Flashback) Reiko     So, what are you going to do from now on? [13:35] (Flashback) Reiko     In the future. [13:37] (Flashback) Saki     I figure after taking over Kyushu comes     taking the rest of the country, right? [13:41] (Flashback) Reiko     That's just like you. [13:42] (Flashback) Saki     Not you, though? [13:44] (Flashback) Reiko     I... [13:46] (Flashback) Reiko     I want to get married like normal     and have a normal family. [13:51] (Flashback) Reiko     Y'know, my parents are divorced...     and stuff like studying and school clubs... [13:56] (Flashback) Reiko     I never had, like, a "normal youth," right? [14:01] (Flashback) Reiko     I don't want my kids to end up like this. [14:04] (Flashback) Saki     What the hell's normal supposed to be? [14:07] (Flashback) Saki     I don't get it. [14:09] (Flashback) Reiko     I bet you don't! [14:14] Saki     She's got the same eyes as Reiko. [14:23] (Flashback) Misa     We'll settle this some other way. [14:26] (Flashback) Misa     And soon. [14:29] Saki     That's pretty damn soon! [14:34] Kotaro     Where are you going? [14:37] Kotaro     It seems you didn't understand     what I told you, after all. [14:40] Saki     I told you, I get it. [14:42] Kotaro     What are you going to do, then? [14:45] Saki     Ain't it obvious? [14:47] Saki     Idol stuff, man. [14:54] Reiko     Maria. Do you want dinner? SIGN    Come at midnight to Kagamiyama 10th Korosuke Boss [15:02] Reiko     Kagamiyama?! [15:21] (Flashback) Korosuke I     You ready to do this? [15:22] (Flashback) Saki     I was born ready. [15:25] (Flashback) Saki     Reiko, hang on to this for me. [15:29] (Flashback) Reiko     Saki! [15:30] (Flashback) Saki     I told you... [15:32] (Flashback) Saki     There's no way in hell I'm dying. [15:38] (Flashback) Reiko     Saki! [15:39] (Flashback) Reiko     Let go of me! [15:40] (Flashback) Doramis     Reiko-san! [15:41] (Flashback) Doramis     You can't! [15:44] (Flashback) Reiko     Saki! SIGN    Kagamiyama [15:53] Misa     This place has some history     for Korosuke and Dorami. [15:56] Misa     A good place for your club to finally die. [15:59] Maria     Keep on yapping. [16:00] Misa     We're playing chicken towards the end     of the cliff. First to brake loses. [16:05] Misa     You wanna quit, now's the chance. [16:07] Maria     Shut up! Let's get started already. [16:09] Misa     That's what I like to hear. [16:13] Korosuke     Three... [16:15] Korosuke     Two... [16:25] Reiko     Maria! [16:27] Korosukes     Who's the old lady? [16:28] Korosukes     Her bike's pretty sweet, though. [16:31] Maria     What the hell do you want?! [16:33] Korosukes     Oh my god, here comes mommy! [16:33] Reiko     You need to stop this nonsense! [16:35] Maria     Shut up! You need to back off! [16:36] Korosukes     She's here to stop them? [16:37] Korosukes     That is hilarious. [16:38] Maria     Hey! [16:39] Reiko     Please, put a stop to this. [16:42] Reiko     I'm begging you! [16:45] Maria     How pathetic are you gonna get?! [16:48] Maria     Always bowing down and apologizing... [16:53] Maria     I thought you were the     first boss of Dorami! [16:56] Maria     How did you end up like this?! [16:59] Maria     I am never going to end up like you! [17:02] Maria     Keeping this team going     is gonna be proof of that! [17:06] Reiko     Maria... [17:08] Reiko     Maria! Wait! [17:15] Saki     Crap, crap, crap, crap! [17:18] Saki     Stop, stop, stop— [17:22] Korosukes     Who's this? [17:24] Korosukes     That... seemed kinda crazy. SIGN    Captain-for-a-Day [17:31] Saki     Even if my heart stopped once... [17:34] Saki     It pulses now intensely with the echoes... [17:37] Saki     of the voices of the friends     who once watched my back... [17:40] Saki     And to pay back the     gratitude they've earned, [17:43] Saki     I'll once again race down     the path of carnage. [17:46] Misa     You again? [17:48] Misa     This is private business. [17:50] Saki     It's my business, too. [17:52] Saki     I'm Dorami's Captain-for-a-Day! [17:58] Misa     Captain-for-a-Day? [18:01] Maria     What gives you the right?! [18:03] Saki     What's the big deal? [18:04] Saki     You oughta be glad to have     a new member, anyway. [18:08] Maria     D-Don't give me that! [18:11] Saki     If you're in Dorami, you oughta know. [18:14] Saki     There's a dumbass who actually     died doing this before. [18:17] Saki     You telling me you're ready to die? [18:22] Misa     I don't care who I'm up against     if it brings Dorami down. [18:28] Saki     I'm borrowing your bike. [18:31] Reiko     Stop this craziness! [18:33] Reiko     Do you realize how dangerous this is?! [18:36] Reiko     You could die! [18:39] Saki     There's no way in hell I'm dying. [18:45] Reiko     Saki...?! [18:51] Saki     Who's that supposed to be? [18:59] Misa     You ready to go? [19:01] Saki     I was born ready. [19:05] Korosukes     Three! [19:06] Korosukes     Two! [19:07] Korosukes     One! [19:08] Korosukes     Go! [19:20] Korosukes     No way! She sped up?! [19:28] Saki     Get a load of this! [20:02] Saki     Damn, that hurt. [20:06] Maria     Holy crap... [20:08] Maria     She's got more guts than     anyone I've ever seen. [20:14] Saki     Crap... Guess I wrecked your bike. [20:17] Saki     Sorry about all the trouble. [20:30] Reiko     You dumbass! [20:31] Reiko     What the hell were you gonna     do if things went wrong?! [20:39] Saki     Maria... [20:41] Saki     Seems to me your mom's got plenty of guts. [20:45] Saki     You wanna keep Dorami going, you need     to face her head on and prove to her [20:51] Saki     that you've got enough guts that     she won't have to worry about you. [21:05] Saki     Whew... [21:07] Saki     Still don't get it, though. [21:09] Saki     What does "normal" even mean? [21:12] Misa     You've got me beat. [21:15] Misa     You could definitely be a legend     among the next gen of lady bikers. [21:20] Saki     Legend... [21:22] Saki     Oh, crap! I forgot the most important part! [21:28] Saki     Listen up, people! [21:30] Saki     This kinda stuff isn't legendary!     It's nothing! [21:33] Saki     What I'm after is way above all this! [21:36] Saki     I'm gonna show you what     a real legend looks like. [21:44] Kotaro     Music... come on. [21:52] [SONG] Jacket Sign     If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate,     Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades     In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My Saga [21:52] Saki     Whether it's taking over Kyushu     or the whole damn country... [21:55] Saki     Anybody who wants to laugh is dead meat. [22:03] [SONG] Saki     Good to have you! [22:06] [SONG] Saki     I might not be easy to get along with [22:09] [SONG] Saki     But I'll get through this the hard way,     and it's good to have you along for the ride! [22:17] [SONG] Saki     Good to have you! [22:19] [SONG] Saki     Rip it up! [22:20] [SONG] Saki     Ride, ride! [22:21] [SONG] Saki     Everybody! [22:22] [SONG] Saki     Ride, ride! [22:23] [SONG] Saki     Even if you die... [22:28] [SONG] Saki     You've got a fist to show     people what you're all about! [22:35] [SONG] Saki     No past, no tomorrow either! [22:39] [SONG] Saki     You've gotta bloom in the moment! [22:42] [SONG] Saki     It's more than you ever bargained for! [22:46] Bulk     They've got a new bunch     of weirdos in the crowd! [22:46] [SONG] Saki     When the stray dogs strut their stuff! [22:49] Skull     That's what Franchouchou's all about! [22:50] [SONG] Saki     And this night is an endless suicide ride! [22:52] Kotaro     And it's all good! [23:00] [SONG] Saki     That never ends! [23:06] Maria     Number 2... [23:09] [SONG] FCC     Good to have you! [23:11] [SONG] Saki     Good to have you along for the ride! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:26] Yugiri     This is Yugiri. [23:27] Yugiri     Something about all that intense     friendship is rather touching. SIGN    9 Days Until the Arpino show! [23:30] Yugiri     I've always wanted to live     for affection like that. [23:32] Yugiri     Next time on Zombie Land Saga Episode 10:     NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA. SIGN    Episode 10 NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA [23:36] Yugiri     Be sure to watch. E10 - NO ZOMBIE NO SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sakura     Last time on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] Sakura     We visited a park so that we could     win the hearts of some old folks, [00:05] Sakura     but then a bunch of punks had us dancing     between a rock and a hard place! [00:08] ---      [00:08] Sakura     Did I stand out too much by     being a babe or something? [00:10] Sakura     Plus, this particular punk was the daughter     of Saki-chan's gal pal, which was really crazy! [00:15] Sakura     The head of Franchouchou went on an explosive     chicken run for the sake of her old bestie's family! [00:19] Sakura     Then we ended up getting a bunch of rowdy     new fans, and we were glad to have them! [00:35] Ai     Okay, that's good. [00:36] Saki     Nice, nice! [00:38] Saki     I can see us taking over already! [00:40] Ai     Don't get too carried away. [00:42] Saki     I'm just saying, hypothetically! [00:43] Lily     You're too strict, Ai-chan! [00:44] Sakura     Saki-chan seems really happy that     one of her friends is a fan now. [00:45] Saki     You say that, but half the time     you're the one giving her trouble! [00:49] Sakura     Lily-chan's been full of a lot more energy     since her dad started coming to our shows, too. [00:55] Sakura     Ai-chan and Junko-chan have both been a lot     more relaxed since summer and Saga Rock... [01:03] Sakura     And I... still don't remember anything. [01:07] Sakura     What could've happened in my past? SIGN    Episode 10 [01:21] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [01:23] Intro     No, even if we're dead,     we will make them come true! [01:26] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [01:28] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [01:32] Intro     Because that is our saga! [02:44] Sakura     Huh?! [02:45] Sakura     A concert for five hundred people?! [02:48] Kotaro     That's right. The time has come. [02:50] Saki     What? Is that a lot? [02:53] Sakura     I mean... it's five hundred people! [02:56] Ai     I think the timing is about right. [02:58] Ai     This won't be like the photo     ops, business gigs, or shows [03:00] Ai     where you share the ticket with other acts... [03:02] Ai     Will you girls be able to fill      five hundred seats? [03:05] Ai     Well, will you, Sakura?! [03:07] Ai     Okay! Well said! [03:11] Ai     And so, that said, our venue for this concert... [03:15] Ai     Karatsu's Furusato Exhibition Hall, Arpino! [03:21] Sakura     Ar... pino? [03:23] Lily     Where's that? [03:24] Kotaro     Well, you see... [03:27] Kotaro     It's right here! [03:34] Saki     Huge! [03:35] Lily     So much room! [03:38] Yugiri     Feels like we're finally      staking our own claim. [03:42] Junko     It's a different kind of tension you     get than performing under an open sky. [03:45] Ai     This takes me back... [03:46] Ai     This is where my first show in Saga was. [03:54] Sakura     I feel like I recognize this place, too... [03:58] Sakura     Maybe I came here before as well... [04:01] Kotaro     In recent years, this multi-purpose hall has     not served as a venue for many musical events. [04:06] Kotaro     But Franchouchou will     change that perception. [04:09] Kotaro     You're going to have people     recognize Arpino as a venue, [04:13] Kotaro     which will be your first     step in saving Saga. [04:21] Sakura     That feeling! [04:26] Sakura     I'm so excited for some reason! [04:29] Sakura     Maybe there's something about that     place that connects to my past?! [04:33] Sakura     And maybe when we do the show,     I'll be able to figure it out! [04:36] Sakura     Nope! Can't sleep at all! [04:38] Sakura     Guess I better go practice! SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show [04:44] Ai     Sakura! [04:45] Ai     Sakura! [04:47] Sakura     What is it? [04:49] Ai     You're rushing too far ahead. [04:51] Ai     Try and match everyone else's pace. [04:53] Sakura     Oh, sorry! [04:55] Ai     You need a break? [04:56] Sakura     Why, of course not! [04:58] Sakura     Heck, I'm ready for a lot     more practice, to be honest! [05:01] Sakura     This is a whole show just for us! [05:02] Sakura     Have to make sure it's a proper     performance, wouldn't you say? [05:05] Saki     You sound really weird. [05:07] Sakura     Whatever do you mean? [05:09] Sakura     Oh, by the way, I was practicing at     night and came up with an idea... [05:13] Sakura     During the hook, maybe we     could add an additional step? [05:16] Ai     Shouldn't we be focusing on trying     to get the basic pattern down first? [05:19] Sakura     I know what you mean, but just...     Check this out real quick. [05:22] Sakura     Okay? You'll think it's super cute! [05:24] Ai     We can take a look, but... [05:26] Sakura     Oh, wait! [05:27] Sakura     Since the weather is so nice today,     maybe we should practice outdoors! [05:31] Sakura     Yeah! Maybe on the roof! [05:33] Saki     This place don't even have roof access. [05:35] Saki     You wanna die? SIGN    Days Until the Arpino show [05:39] Kotaro     Good mornindle-lay-hee-hoo! [05:43] Kotaro     Anyway, today, [05:45] Kotaro     I've got a special training menu     to set you all up for the concert! [05:49] Sakura     A special menu...? [05:51] Kotaro     Starting today, you're all gonna     be staying in the mountains! [05:55] Sakura     The... mountains? [05:57] Sakura     Now? [05:57] Kotaro     It's gotta be now! [05:59] Kotaro     Whenever a big thing happens, there's always     a training sequence in the mountains! [06:03] Kotaro     Then you get all banged up...     and much stronger... [06:07] Kotaro     And return! [06:09] Kotaro     Nobody is allowed off the mountain until     I come and get you-dle-ay-hee-hoo! SIGN    Mount Tenzan: 1046.2 meters above sea level SIGN    Same Location: Around 800 meters [06:19] Sakura     Do you think there's any real point to this? [06:22] Saki     Hell if I know. [06:24] Saki     But if he's just making crap up,     I'm gonna smash shady's shades. SIGN    Saga City SIGN    Somewhere around here, I think SIGN    Tenzan SIGN    Karatsu SIGN    Nanamagari Pass [06:29] Ai     This looks like the spot. [06:30] Yugiri     Well, there really isn't a single     thing up here, is there? [06:35] Junko     I'm not sure I can spend long up here... [06:38] Lily     I know I can't! [06:41] Saki     This is looking pretty rough. [06:43] Sakura     What do we do? [06:45] Sakura     We can't practice in a place like this! [06:50] Saki     What do you think happens     if a zombie freezes? [06:53] Ai     Hard to say. [06:54] Ai     You'll probably be able to     move again after thawing out. [06:56] Ai     Assuming you don't get     eaten by wild animals... [06:58] Junko     E-Eat—?! [07:00] Junko     We'd better not freeze, then! [07:02] Saki     Someone already did. Tae. [07:05] Sakura     Tae-chan! [07:06] Saki     Wish we had a fire or something... [07:08] Lily     I can start one! [07:10] Saki     For real? [07:11] Lily     I was the star of Girl Scout     Mania Case Files 3, y'know! [07:16] Saki     Never heard of it. [07:17] Yugiri     In that case, I'll try to find      something for us to eat. [07:22] Ai     I guess if we want to get anything     done, we can't sit around. [07:25] Junko     Right. [07:26] Sakura     Well, what about practicing? [07:29] Sakura     We have that big show coming up. [07:32] Saki     Yeah, but we gotta figure out     how to survive out here first. [07:35] Junko     Although, we're already dead. [07:37] Saki     I'm gonna go grab some branches     or whatever and make firewood! [07:41] Saki     Branches from pine trees     and pine cones are good! [07:44] Yugiri     Sakura-han, let's worry about practicing     after everyone has settled in. SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show [07:55] Saki     Check it out, shrimpy! [07:57] Saki     I got a crapload of pine branches for you! [08:00] Saki     See! Get a load of this! [08:01] Lily     Oh, no! [08:03] Lily     I told you, you have to let them     dry out by the fire first! [08:06] Saki     Oh, right. [08:07] Yugiri     Look here. [08:09] Yugiri     I found some tasty-looking mushrooms. [08:11] Yugiri     Though, some of them may be poisonous... [08:13] Saki     We can eat 'em anyway! 'Cuz we're zombies! [08:21] Ai     Stop! [08:23] Sakura     What are you doing? [08:25] Ai     Just what it looks like. I'm hunting. [08:27] Sakura     Hunting? [08:28] Ai     Shh! Look at the base of that tree. [08:33] Sakura     You're gonna shoot that cute little piggy?! [08:35] ---     Shh! [08:37] Sakura     Sorry... [08:38] Ai     It's okay. [08:40] Ai     I've got sharper kinetic vision than the     others, so finding animals isn't a problem. [08:44] Sakura     R-Really? [08:46] Ai     I'm going to find some new prey.      You want to come along? [08:49] Sakura     Nah. I don't think so. [09:00] Junko     Sakura-san. [09:01] Sakura     You're fishing, Junko-chan? [09:03] Junko     Yes. [09:04] Junko     I think sitting still like this     might be what I'm best suited to. [09:09] Sakura     Really? [09:11] Junko     There seems to be a lot going on. [09:14] Sakura     Where? [09:15] Junko     In your heart, Sakura-san. [09:19] Junko     Is something bothering you? [09:22] Sakura     Yeah. [09:23] Sakura     Well, more like I'm worried     if everyone is okay... [09:27] Sakura     I guess we should really practice more     to make sure the actual show goes well. [09:31] Junko     Of course. [09:33] Junko     But panicking would be bad, too. [09:35] Junko     When you don't catch any fish,     you start to consider a lot of things. [09:39] Junko     What depth are the fish swimming at? [09:42] Junko     Did you use the right bait? [09:44] Junko     Is the fishing spot a good one? [09:46] Junko     When you're calm and examine     things from different angles, [09:50] Junko     you can figure things like that out. SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show [09:56] FCC     We did it! [10:01] Sakura     I have to make sure I've got     it down before the show! [10:05] Sakura     Somehow... Even if I'm by myself! SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show [10:10] Saki     We've been up here for a while now... [10:14] Saki     I figure we've about got     the wilderness thing down. [10:15] Saki     But there's one important thing     we haven't taken care of yet. [10:19] Saki     Something we absolutely gotta do... [10:21] Sakura     Saki-chan! What a relief! [10:24] Sakura     You didn't forget after all! [10:25] Saki     'Course not! [10:27] Saki     We gotta eat some meat. [10:29] Saki     We haven't had any up here! [10:31] Saki     We're zombies, right? Gotta eat meat! [10:34] Ai     That baby boar is really cautious... [10:38] Saki     It's not your fault, Ai. [10:40] Saki     We weren't ready to tangle     with wild animals. [10:41] Saki     We've gotta work together     or it's not gonna happen! [10:45] Saki     All right, let's start talking     about who does what. [10:48] Lily     Okay! [10:48] Junko     Understood. [10:49] Ai     Okay. [10:55] Junko     The trap should be perfectly concealed now. [10:57] Saki     All right, he should be     showing up any time now... [11:00] Sakura     Hang on a second! [11:03] Ai     Incoming! [11:05] Saki     Hide! [11:06] Sakura     Hey, wait— [11:11] Yugiri     Sakura-han! [11:12] Saki     Damn it, stupid! After all we— [11:14] Ai     Wait. [11:17] Saki     Hold still! [11:27] Lily     There it is! [11:28] Saki     What the hell is that thing?! [11:29] Junko     Maybe the daddy boar? [11:32] Yugiri     That pit wasn't nearly big enough. [11:36] Ai     This... is probably really bad, right? [11:41] Sakura     What do I do? [11:43] Sakura     What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?! [11:48] Saki     Damn it! What do we do?! [11:51] Yugiri     I know! [11:52] Yugiri     When I was in Shimabara, one of the     Joi revolutionaries mentioned something... [11:56] Yugiri     Sakura-han, play dead! [11:58] Yugiri     Try playing dead. [11:59] Junko     She's actually dead, though. [12:01] Saki     Sakura! [12:08] Saki     He ate her! [12:10] Sakura     Eep! [12:22] Saki     Sakura! [12:25] Saki     And safe! [12:28] Saki     Hey! Sakura! You okay?! [12:32] Sakura     This is weird. [12:34] Saki     Yeah. That thing was way too big. [12:37] Sakura     Not what I meant. [12:39] Sakura     This isn't right. [12:40] Sakura     We should be trying to wrestle     with this show, not with a boar. [12:45] Sakura     We're supposed to be showered     in cheers, not drool. [12:48] Sakura     We've got barely any time left, [12:50] Sakura     so we really shouldn't be in a place     like this, doing stuff like this. [12:53] Saki     Oh, that's what you meant. [12:55] Kotaro     Ladies! [12:57] Kotaro     Good mo-mo-mornindle-lay-dee-hoo! [13:02] Kotaro     How'd it go? Did you figure anything out by     being cooped up in the mountains-lay-dee-hoo? [13:06] Sakura     Can't you tell from looking at me? [13:08] Sakura     There's no way any of this nonsense     would help us figure anything out. [13:11] Sakura     We have a show coming up.     Why are we even in the mountains? [13:14] Sakura     And why a boar? I don't     understand any part of this. [13:16] Kotaro     You don't? [13:18] Kotaro     Then you need to just close     your eyes and open your ears. [13:21] Kotaro     Let the voice of Mother Gaia     reach you, and remember! [13:25] Kotaro     The fact that you are never alone! [13:28] Sakura     Seriously, I've had enough! [13:30] Kotaro     Huh? [13:36] Sakura     I'm heading back. [13:37] Kotaro     Huh? [13:40] Saki     Man, now what're we gonna do? [13:44] Kotaro     We're pulling out! SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [14:06] Sakura     What do I do...? [14:08] Sakura     Things have been really awkward     because of what happened yesterday. SIGN    9 Days Until the Arpino Show! [14:12] Sakura     But there's hardly any time     left until the big show... [14:16] Ai     Sakura. [14:16] Sakura     At this rate, we're not going     to get any rehearsing done... [14:19] Ai     Sakura! [14:22] Ai     You've been too far ahead the whole time. [14:24] Ai     Remember what I said before? [14:25] Ai     You need to match everyone else's pace. [14:28] Ai     You won't be dancing     by yourself, after all. [14:31] Ai     Let's take it from the top, okay? [14:34] Sakura     It's not my fault we're not in sync... [14:39] Sakura     While you were all goofing     off in the mountains, [14:41] Sakura     I was practicing by myself! [14:48] Saki     What the hell's gotten into her? [14:59] Chef     Welco— Huh? [15:02] Yugiri     Courtesan on the premises. [15:05] Kotaro     What do you want? [15:07] Yugiri     I'm here to dance, of course. [15:10] Kotaro     Why would you do that? [15:13] Yugiri     You know, I did some geisha     training as well. [15:15] Kotaro     That's not a real answer. [15:17] Kotaro     You sent us into the mountains hoping     Sakura-han would cool her head a bit, didn't you? [15:24] Kotaro     Am I wrong? [15:28] Kotaro     The strength of being in a group is the ability      to make up for individual deficiencies... [15:32] Kotaro     Which results in greater     collective strength. [15:36] Kotaro     If she's got blinders on and can't     see around her, there's no point. [15:40] Yugiri     You could've just told her that. [15:43] Kotaro     She won't grow unless she     realizes it herself. [15:46] Kotaro     You seem to be especially     kind with Sakura-han. [15:52] Kotaro     I just wanna save Saga. [15:55] Yugiri     I've got a soft spot for people who aren't     good at expressing themselves, mind you. [16:00] Kotaro     It's a long, harsh road to solving     Saga's depopulation problem. [16:03] Kotaro     It feels like every time we reach one peak,     an even taller one comes into sight. [16:08] Kotaro     We're deep in the mountains, and it's not     going to be easy to make our way through. [16:13] Kotaro     I have faith she can do it, but— [16:28] Yugiri     I don't want to hear this     weak-minded nonsense, Kotaro-han! [16:30] Yugiri     There's no mountain range     Sakura-han can't make her way across! [16:34] Kotaro     Uh... Yeah... I was just saying— [16:36] Yugiri     Have some faith in her! [16:42] Yugiri     But I just said I do? [16:44] Yugiri     I did, didn't I? You saw. SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show [16:51] Sakura     What am I gonna do? What am I     gonna do? What am I gonna do...? [16:53] Sakura     Things keep getting more awkward! [16:56] Sakura     But... I want to make sure this     show is a success, no matter what. [17:02] Sakura     The venue might have a connection     to when I was alive... [17:06] Sakura     And it's a show that could     be a big opportunity for us. [17:09] Sakura     We need to do everything we can! [17:12] Sakura     It's okay! I'm sure I feel     the right way about this! [17:15] Sakura     And once everything works out,     I bet they'll all understand! [17:19] Ai     Okay, you're all clear     on your positions, right? [17:22] FCC     Yeah! [17:23] Ai     Okay, let's try it again from the top. [17:29] Sakura     Come to think of it, I've never watched     from the outside like this... [17:52] Sakura     Wow! [17:54] Sakura     They've all got the timing perfect... [17:57] Saki     Hey, about here... [17:59] Saki     Feels kinda like I'm standing around     for too long, not enough movement. [18:02] Yugiri     Oh, where we're across from each other? [18:07] Saki     Yeah, that's the bit I mean! [18:09] Ai     Well, since Arpino has a lot of room, [18:12] Ai     you want to try spreading     out further on the sides? [18:15] Ai     To around mark five? [18:16] Saki     Oh, I get you! [18:18] Ai     The extra space would give Junko     and I more room to move... [18:22] Junko     That's right. [18:23] Lily     Hey, in that case, should Tae-chan and     I switch places for that part? [18:29] Ai     It'd be like we're moving around Sakura.     I think that might work. [18:34] Ai     Let's do that! [18:34] Saki     All right, I think this is shaping up! [18:37] Saki     Let's make sure we've got it down so we can     pull it off easy when Sakura gets back. [18:39] Sakura     They haven't been rehearsing at all,     but they're in total sync... [18:45] Sakura     It must be because they were all working     together in those harsh conditions. [18:50] Sakura     I was the only one who wasn't... [18:54] Saki     Sakura. [18:56] Sakura     I'm sorry! [18:58] Sakura     I... I was only thinking about myself. [19:02] Sakura     Ever since I heard we'd be doing that show     at Arpino, I've been too worked up... [19:07] Sakura     I was so fixated on doing it right,     doing a great job... [19:11] Sakura     I thought less and less     about the rest of you... [19:14] Sakura     And I forgot I was a member of Franchouchou. [19:18] Saki     Yeah, that figures. [19:20] Saki     I thought you were a little     hot under the collar. [19:23] Kotaro     Took you too long to notice! [19:26] Sakura     Kotaro-san? [19:28] Kotaro     The name Arpino comes from the     Nijinomatsubara pine forest... [19:32] Kotaro     Pine as in alpine,      and alpine means the Alps! [19:36] Kotaro     In other words, the mountains! [19:38] Kotaro     Climb the mountain inside yourself! [19:42] Sakura     I have no idea what you're trying to say... [19:44] Sakura     but I'll do my best! [19:48] Sakura     Everyone... [19:53] Sakura     All right! Let's get back to work,     and really give it our all! [19:57] FCC     Yeah! [19:59] Saki     All right! [20:01] Yugiri     I'm glad it worked out. [20:03] Kotaro     What are you talking about? SIGN    Days Until the Arpino Show [20:11] Sakura     Good morning, Ai-chan! [20:13] Sakura     I'm gonna go running! [20:15] Ai     Be careful around traffic! [20:17] Sakura     Okay! SIGN    Junko SIGN    Sakura SIGN    Ai [20:18] Sakura     There's one week left until our the first     big show we'll be doing by ourselves! [20:22] Sakura     I've got our songs and dances     all memorized perfectly, [20:25] Sakura     and I'm in sync with the others! [20:27] Sakura     And, more than anything,     I'm really looking forward to it! [20:29] Sakura     Plus, if I get onto that stage, maybe     I'll be able to remember something... [20:33] Sakura     Then maybe I can deal with my past! [20:36] Sakura     I get the feeling even more     exciting days are gonna be ahead! [20:41] Sakura     Come on, Romero! [20:43] Sakura     I'm going now— [20:57] Guy     What the hell?! What the hell?! [20:59] Guy     You okay?! You okay— [21:02] Guy     Gotta help! Gotta do something! [21:31] Sakura     Where am I...? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:26] Lily     Lily here! [23:27] Lily     Franchouchou has finally become     a totally invincible miracle seven! SIGN    Where There's A Will, There's A Way! [23:29] Lily     I can't wait to dazzle everybody! SIGN    Ai Mizuno flawlessly performs her role as the group's center [23:32] Lily     Next time is Zombie Land Saga Episode 11: SIGN    Episode 11: A One-of-a-Kind SAGA [23:35] Lily     A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA! [23:36] Lily     Be sure to watch! E11 - A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sakura     Previously on Zombie Land Saga! [00:02] Sakura     Franchouchou is set to do a show with     five hundred people in the audience! [00:05] Sakura     Plus, when I realized the     venue might have a connection [00:06] Sakura     to my missing memories,     I reached max hype levels! [00:09] Sakura     After seeing me like that, Kotaro-san's plan     was training in the mountains, somehow?! [00:13] Sakura     As I watched everyone focus more     on wilderness survival instead [00:15] Sakura     of rehearsal, my max hype     had me harrumphing up a storm! [00:17] Sakura     But then, after I saw how they made     use of their experience in the mountains [00:21] Sakura     for idol stuff, it made me realize something! [00:23] Sakura     That I was the one who     had lost sight of things! [00:26] Sakura     And the moment max-hype     Sakura found her faith [00:29] Sakura     in her friends again     and decided to look forward, [00:31] Sakura     she was hit by a max-hype truck     that came in from the side! SIGN    Episode 11 A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA [00:44] Intro     Even if we're dead, we want to     make our dreams come true... [00:46] Intro     No, even if we're dead, we     will make them come true! [00:49] Intro     Is that despair? Or is it hope? [00:51] Intro     We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if     we don't have a pulse, we'll press on! [00:55] Intro     Because that is our saga! [02:18] Sakura     What was I doing...? [02:28] Sakura     Where am I? [03:06] Sakura     I'm sorry! [03:08] Saki     What the hell, man? [03:17] Saki     Sakura? [03:19] Lily     Sakura-chan! You're awake! [03:21] Junko     That's a relief. [03:25] Saki     Sakura? [03:26] Ai     Hey! [03:27] Saki     What's wrong? [03:43] Junko     Sakura-san...? [03:44] Saki     What? Did you lose your marbles again? [03:53] Sakura     I can't... [03:56] Lily     Sakura-chan? [03:58] Sakura     It doesn't matter what I try... [04:02] Sakura     Even trying is pointless. [04:05] Saki     Man, no telling what's up this time. [04:07] Junko     She was afraid of us, wasn't she? [04:09] Yugiri     Shall I try slapping her? [04:12] Ai     Wait! I think I might know... [04:25] Sakura     See what I mean? [04:28] Sakura     I really don't have what it takes. [04:34] Sakura     What just happened? [04:36] Ai     Are you okay? [04:38] Sakura     Ai Mizuno? What? [04:42] Sakura     What are you doing here?! [04:45] Ai     Hey, do you remember who you are? [04:47] Sakura     I'm Sakura Minamoto. [04:49] Ai     What about your address? Phone number? [04:52] Ai     Your family? [04:54] Ai     Y-Yeah, I do... [04:56] Ai     It's like I thought. [04:58] Sakura     Hey! You're... Ai Mizuno-san     from Iron Frill, right? [05:02] Ai     Sakura... [05:03] Sakura     Yes?! [05:05] Ai     I'm going to explain why you're here [05:07] Ai     and what's happened to you,     so I need you to stay calm. [05:12] Ai     You're... already dead. [05:15] Ai     You're a zombie. [05:19] Sakura     What? [05:20] Sakura     What are you talking about? [05:22] Ai     Ten years ago... [05:24] Ai     you died, probably in an     accident of some kind. [05:27] Sakura     What...? [05:48] Lily     You think Sakura-chan is gonna be okay? [05:50] Yugiri     We shouldn't have much to worry     about if Ai-han is dealing with it. [05:55] Saki     Damn it! Where the hell     is shades at a time like this? [05:59] Junko     He left this morning, saying     something about business... [06:05] Saki     Hey! [06:06] Lily     What about Sakura-chan? How is she? [06:08] Ai     Well... [06:10] Ai     I'm not positive, but [06:11] Ai     it looks like getting hit by that truck yesterday     has brought back her memories of her life. [06:15] Saki     For real?! [06:16] Ai     But now she doesn't remember anything since she became a zombie. [06:22] Saki     No way... [06:23] Ai     I've explained everything I could for now. [06:26] Ai     About how we're all zombies,     and about Franchouchou. [06:32] Ai     These are the members of     the group I was telling you about. [06:41] Lily     Do you really not remember us? [06:44] Sakura     I-I'm sorry... [06:46] Saki     So does this mean Sakura     won't be able to do the show?! [06:50] Saki     Show...? [06:52] Ai     We were going to do our first show      with 500 fans in attendance. [06:56] Ai     It's coming up, at a place called Arpino. [07:01] Sakura     Arpino...? [07:02] Ai     It's a really big event for us. [07:07] Sakura     Arpino... [07:13] Ai     We've all been practicing     really hard to get ready for it. [07:17] Ai     Including you. [07:19] Ai     You might be confused at the moment, [07:21] Ai     but I know you'll be ready to     get on stage when the time comes. SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office [07:25] Sakura     I really... [07:28] Sakura     I really became an idol...? [07:36] Sakura     No. You can go without me. [07:39] Saki     Don't sweat it! [07:41] Saki     You'll remember it all if you rehearse some! [07:43] Saki     Okay? [07:44] Sakura     That's not what I mean. I just can't do it. [07:45] Saki     You don't know that without trying! [07:47] Sakura     I don't want to! [07:50] Sakura     Stuff like working towards something... [07:54] Sakura     I don't have what it takes. [07:57] Saki     Don't have it? [07:59] Saki     Don't have what? [08:00] Sakura     It means that no matter what I do,     it never works out. [08:04] Sakura     Every time I try, I just     end up suffering for it. [08:07] Saki     Hey... [08:09] Sakura     Excuse me. [08:11] Saki     Hey! [08:17] Junko     And right after she was     finally back to normal... [08:21] Yugiri     This makes the trouble from     the mountains look like nothing. [08:23] Saki     Wait, does this mean Sakura's     quitting Franchouchou?! [08:35] Xu Fu     Well, how's it going? [08:38] Kotaro     Well... we're getting there, I guess. [08:40] Xu Fu     When you first told me about your little plan, [08:42] Xu Fu     I thought your damn brains had gone rotten. [08:46] Xu Fu     What'd you call it again? [08:48] Xu Fu     "The Original Zombie Village:     Hizen's Highway Dream Project"? [08:52] Kotaro     The Zombie Land Saga Project. [08:55] Xu Fu     Yeah, that. [08:56] Xu Fu     "To manifest great compassion,     and to act for the sake of man," huh? [09:01] Kotaro     Jocho Yamamoto's Hagakure. [09:05] Kotaro     I wouldn't say it's anything that noble. [09:06] Xu Fu     Just keep your hands off Yugiri. [09:09] Xu Fu     I owe that girl a hell of a lot. [09:11] Kotaro     And how long ago are you talking? [09:13] Xu Fu     Those were some good times. Real interesting. [09:17] Kotaro     You realize how uncool adults who don't [09:19] Kotaro     stop talking about the good     old days are, don't you? [09:21] Xu Fu     That's rich, coming from you. [09:28] Saki     Damn it, man. [09:29] Saki     I just can't get into it. [09:32] Junko     It'd be crazy to expect anyone     to be able to focus, considering. [09:36] Lily     Do you think she's gonna forget me forever? [09:41] Ai     I understand how you all feel... [09:43] Ai     but we have to hang in there,     or this show is going to fall apart. [09:47] Ai     The people coming to see us     don't know what our troubles are. [09:52] Saki     Yeah, but... [09:53] Ai     It'll be okay. [09:55] Ai     Let's trust her and wait. [10:19] Saki     Damn, I'm all sweaty. [10:23] Saki     Gonna go wash off again. SIGN    No Unauthorized Access Absolutely None No Contact Allowed Stay Out [10:28] Sakura     You can keep asking me,     but my answer won't change. [10:30] Saki     You were seriously fired up for this! [10:32] Sakura     Something must've been wrong with me, then. [10:35] Sakura     Just forget about it. [10:37] Saki     You think I can do that?! [10:38] Saki     You wanna die?! [10:39] Sakura     Arguing isn't going to make a difference. [10:41] Sakura     I have nothing else to say. [10:44] Sakura     You can yell at me all you want. [10:46] Saki     Damn it, you stupid little— [10:54] Saki     Stop that. [10:56] Saki     Enough already! [11:02] Saki     Damn it! Damn it! [11:07] Junko     I think I'll go listen to the sound      of waves in a seashell. [11:13] Junko     Sakura-san... [11:14] Sakura     If you have something to say,     please get on with it. [11:17] Junko     Um... I... [11:25] Lily     Huh? The stars are calling me! [11:29] Lily     I'm gonna go look at the sky! [11:32] Lily     Sakura-chan... you still don't remember me? [11:36] Sakura     How old are you? [11:38] Lily     I'm twelve years old forever! [11:40] Lily     Magically! [11:41] Sakura     It must be nice. Since you're cute. [11:44] Sakura     Like that star you were wearing. [11:46] Lily     That's right! [11:47] Lily     Before you said you thought that     star and my smile were cute! [11:52] Lily     I really loved it when     you were doing idol stuff! [11:55] Lily     And I think you're really cute! [11:59] Sakura     Well? [12:00] Sakura     Do I look cute wearing this? [12:03] Lily     That's not where it goes. [12:05] Sakura     If you're cute, it'll look cute     no matter where you put it. [12:08] Sakura     But the more cute I try to be,      the less cute I am. [12:13] Sakura     Because I don't have what it takes! [12:19] Sakura     How many times do I have to say it? [12:22] Sakura     I am not going to be an idol! [12:33] Yugiri     I suppose it's time to get the room ready. [12:53] Yugiri     Sakura-han... [12:56] Yugiri     The greatest courtesan     of the city is entering. [13:04] Yugiri     Huh? She's gone. SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Nabeshima SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Ai SIGN    Sakura SIGN    Junko [13:23] Saki     Where the hell has that idiot gone? [13:25] Yugiri     This is troubling... [13:26] Lily     What was the pup doing?! [13:29] Junko     Romero-chan couldn't have known     what was going on with Sakura-san. [13:35] Kotaro     Wh-What?! Wh-Wh-Why's     everyone up to greet me?! [13:44] Sakura     They all might think otherwise,     but this is for the best. [13:48] Sakura     If I was around, it'd just ruin everything. SIGN    Snow White: Sakura Minamoto [13:53] Sakura     The school play we were     doing in third grade... [13:56] Sakura     I was picked to be the star. [13:59] Sakura     It was a title that was pretty     tough for a grade schooler, [14:02] Sakura     but I practiced until late every night [14:05] Sakura     until I could recite the entire     thing with no mistakes. [14:10] Sakura     But the day of the show... [14:12] Sakura     I got sick despite having     my shots, and missed the play. [14:19] Sakura     Bad memories. SIGN    Relay Team: Sakura Minamoto [14:22] Sakura     When I was in fourth grade, I was picked     to be on the relay team for our field day. SIGN    Minamoto [14:27] Sakura     I trained until late every night,     until I had the best time in our school. [14:33] Sakura     But the day of the race... [14:36] Sakura     I managed to pull a muscle during     the opening ceremony, and had to forfeit. SIGN    Relay Team - Sakura Minamoto [14:43] Sakura     I kept training so I could make a comeback... [14:47] Sakura     And was on the relay team     in fifth and sixth grade, too. SIGN    Relay Team: Sakura Minamoto [14:51] Sakura     But... every time, I would pull a     muscle during the opening ceremony. [14:57] Sakura     More bad memories. [14:59] Sakura     The first year of middle school... [15:01] Sakura     That summer, I started focusing     on my high school entrance exams. [15:05] Sakura     I wanted to wipe away all the     misfortune my life had been full of, [15:08] Sakura     so I tried to get into the best     school in the prefecture... [15:11] Sakura     I didn't keep up with the music, TV shows, [15:15] Sakura     friends, and other things that I loved. SIGN    Where There's A Will, There's A Way! [15:18] Sakura     I dedicated my entire middle     school life to studying. [15:23] Sakura     And as a result, I got an A rating     on the mock exam before the real deal! [15:28] Sakura     And then, on the day of the actual exam... [15:31] Sakura     While I was on my way from the hotel I     was staying at to be close to the exam location, [15:36] Sakura     I ran into multiple old     ladies who were in trouble. [15:43] Sakura     I just made it in time     for the start of the exam, [15:45] Sakura     but I was in a panic as I took     the test and kept making mistakes. [15:49] Sakura     I didn't make it into my school of choice... [15:53] Sakura     Bad memories. [15:57] Sakura     All I can remember is bad stuff. [15:59] Sakura     They're being ridiculous. [16:01] Sakura     Even if she is the real Ai Mizuno... [16:05] Sakura     There's no way I could be an idol. [16:09] (Flashback) Friend     It seems like such a waste     for you to go straight home. [16:12] (Flashback) Friend     I mean, you're really good     at sports and other physical stuff! [16:16] (Flashback) Sakura     I told you, I'm not gonna bother anymore. [16:18] (Flashback) Sakura     Even if I try, it's a waste of time. [16:21] (Flashback) Sakura     The harder I try, the worse things turn out. [16:24] (Flashback) Sakura     I just don't have what it takes. [16:26] (Flashback) Sakura     I'd be stupid to keep     trying to just fail again. SIGN    Q: How do you work so hard? [16:38] Ai     I guess it's because I don't think     mistakes or failures are a bad thing. SIGN    Because I don't think mistakes or failures are a bad thing SIGN    They always end up helping with what happens next [16:44] AI     Because they always end up helping     with whatever happens next. [16:47] Ai     And I really believe I'll only be the best     version of me once I overcome it all. SIGN    I'll be the best version of me once I overcome it all SIGN    Iron Frill's first performance at the Budokan SIGN    Ai Mizuno flawlessly performs her role as the group's center SIGN    How do you work so hard? [17:10] Sakura     "It's because I don't think mistakes      or failures are a bad thing." SIGN    Why can't you try your best? [17:18] Sakura     Hey, I did try. [17:21] Sakura     And when I was sure it was going to      work out this time, I got into an accident... [17:26] Sakura     And now I'm a freaking zombie. [17:29] Sakura     How little luck can one person have? [17:32] Cop     Hey, what's got you out so late? [17:35] Cop     You wanna get arrested? [17:36] Cop     You want me to arrest you, huh? [17:37] Cop     You run away from home? [17:38] Cop     Fight with the boyfriend? [17:40] Cop     Teenage angst? [17:41] Sakura     I don't care anymore. [17:43] Cop     Well, for now, come with me to the... [17:52] Cop     Another one! [18:02] Kotaro     This isn't where you belong right now, [18:06] Kotaro     Sakura Minamoto. [18:13] Sakura     Who're you? [18:13] Kotaro     I'm Kotaro Tatsumi, damn it! SIGN    Genkai Quasi-National Park Kagamiyama Observatory [18:20] Sakura     Why exactly did you bring me out here? [18:24] Kotaro     That's Nijinomatsubara Forest. [18:25] Sakura     I know. [18:27] Sakura     It's too dark to see anything, though. [18:31] Kotaro     That's you right now. [18:34] Kotaro     But there are points of light all around you. [18:37] Kotaro     Even in Saga, there's a person     for every one of the lights you see. [18:41] Sakura     What are you getting at, exactly? [18:43] Kotaro     There are people among those lights      waiting for Nijinomatsubara to shine... [18:46] Kotaro     Waiting for you to shine, as an idol. [18:51] Kotaro     I mean, there's gotta be two or three. [18:53] Sakura     Look, just do your show without me. [18:56] Sakura     I'm sure it'll be better if I'm not there. [19:00] Sakura     I just don't have what it takes. [19:07] Kotaro     You seriously don't want to be an idol? [19:11] Kotaro     Can you tell me that you honestly      don't feel that way, at all? [19:15] Sakura     I mean... [19:25] Sakura     I want to be like Ai-chan. [19:28] Sakura     I want to be strong like her! [19:32] (Flashback) Ai     Come on everybody! Here we go! [19:36] (Flashback) Sakura     I wonder if I'll be able to smile      as dazzlingly as that? SIGN    1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office SIGN    I don't think mistakes or failures are a bad thing [19:43] Sakura     One more time... I'll try one more time! [19:47] Sakura     I can't be scared of trying my best! [19:57] Sakura     And this is what happened. [20:01] Sakura     I should've known that     nothing I try will work... [20:03] Sakura     and that the right choice is to give up. [20:07] Sakura     But I got my hopes up, like an idiot,      about being an idol... [20:10] Sakura     And when I rushed out earlier than usual,     I got hit by a truck and died. [20:15] Sakura     This is just who I am. [20:17] Kotaro     But you came back to life.     As an idol who can save Saga. [20:21] Sakura     Save Saga? As an idol?! [20:24] Sakura     Why me? [20:25] Sakura     I didn't ask to become a zombie! [20:27] Kotaro     A time will come when you'll understand. [20:30] Sakura     There's no way that's true! [20:31] Sakura     I'm the girl who tried,     and died for her efforts! [20:33] Sakura     Who else has luck that bad?! [20:36] Sakura     This idol stuff and saving Saga...      You can all do it just fine without me! [20:46] Sakura     Please just... don't drag me into this. [20:51] Kotaro     All right. I see. [20:53] Kotaro     Then go wherever you want! [20:55] Kotaro     If that's the limit to how you feel,     you can spend your life feeling this way! [21:00] Kotaro     Even if your life's already over! [21:06] Sakura     You don't have to rub it in...      I know I'm stuck this way. [21:13] Sakura     I should've never come back. [21:17] Kotaro     Yeah, you thought I was done, huh? [21:19] Kotaro     But I'm not gonna go along with your      negative spiral that easy, moron! [21:23] Sakura     Enough already! [21:24] Sakura     You don't know anything about me! [21:27] Sakura     You've never even died— [21:28] Kotaro     I have what it takes! [21:30] Kotaro     Doesn't matter if you don't,     as long as I do have what it takes! [21:34] Kotaro     And I've got something... big...     and, like... impressive! [21:37] Kotaro     I've got this real big and     impressive... thing! [21:40] Kotaro     Listen to me, Sakura! [21:42] Kotaro     I'm telling you that I will      never abandon you! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:25] Sakura     This is Sakura. [23:27] Sakura     Why is everyone bothering me     when I don't have what it takes? [23:29] Sakura     They want me to try and live,      when I'm already a zombie? [23:32] Sakura     Next time is Zombie Land Saga Episode 12:     Good Morning Again SAGA. SIGN    Episode 12: Good Morning Again SAGA [23:36] Sakura     What does it even mean to live...? E12 - Good Morning Again SAGA Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] (Flashback) Lily     Do you really not remember us? [00:03] (Flashback) Sakura     I'm sorry... [00:05] (Flashback) Ai     You're already dead. You're a zombie. [00:09] (Flashback) Saki     Does this mean Sakura won't     be able to do the show?! [00:11] (Flashback) Ai     I know you'll be ready to get     on stage when the time comes. [00:15] (Flashback) Sakura     No. You can go without me. [00:17] (Flashback) Sakura     Every time I try, I just     end up suffering for it. [00:20] (Flashback) Kotaro     This isn't where you belong right now. [00:24] (Flashback) Sakura     This idol stuff and saving Saga... [00:26] (Flashback) Sakura     You can all do it just fine without me! [00:28] (Flashback) Sakura     You don't know anything about me! [00:30] (Flashback) Sakura     You've never even died— [00:31] (Flashback) Kotaro     I have what it takes! [00:33] (Flashback) Kotaro     Listen to me, Sakura! I'm telling you... [00:35] (Flashback) Kotaro     that I will never abandon you! [00:42] Kotaro     Heygoodmorning! [00:45] Yugiri     And a good morning to you. [00:47] Kotaro     Yeah! [00:47] Kotaro     Oh, Sakura! [00:49] Kotaro     I thought you were gonna play hooky     again today, but you actually showed! [00:53] Kotaro     Good morning! [00:56] Kotaro     Now, you need to mind your manners. [00:58] Kotaro     You can't get any respect without them. [01:01] Sakura     I don't really care if I'm respected... [01:03] Kotaro     I'm still going to make you earn respect. [01:05] Kotaro     You can sulk and give me all the dead-eyed     looks you want, it won't faze me. [01:08] Kotaro     You're going on stage. [01:36] Sakura     I know this... [01:41] Ai     Sakura? [01:43] Ai     What did you think? [01:53] (Flashback) Kotaro     You're going on stage. [01:56] Sakura     There's no way I can do it. [02:07] Sakura     What? You're kinda scaring me. [02:27] Saki     Sakura, we've got lessons     tomorrow at the same time. [02:30] Ai     And then in the evening,     we're passing out fliers. [02:33] Ai     We'll all be going together. [02:50] Saki     Come and check us out! [02:52] Saki     Thank you! [02:55] Sakura     What were you thinking? Idiot. [02:57] Fan 1     Number 1! Can I shake your hand? [03:01] Fan 1     I love your singing and dancing! [03:06] Fan 1     It just fills me with a ton of energy! [03:08] Fan 2     We're always rooting for you! [03:10] Fan 2     We can't wait for the Arpino show! [03:11] Saki     Hey, thanks, you two! [03:13] Saki     We appreciate it!      I'll remember your faces, now. [03:16] Saki     If you don't show, you better watch     your backs on the streets of Saga! [03:18] Fan 1     Number 2! [03:19] Fan 1     We're definitely coming! [03:21] Fan 2     Good luck with the show! [03:22] Saki     Yeah! Seeya there! [03:26] Saki     Y'know, [03:28] Saki     you're pretty popular. [03:38] (Flashback) Fan     I love your singing and dancing! [03:42] Sakura     I wonder what my singing     and dancing were like... [03:50] Sakura     Yeah... that's how it always goes. [03:53] Sakura     I start to get my hopes up,     then screw up, and then regret it all... [04:08] Sakura     This is for the best. [04:09] Sakura     I won't be the only one failing, otherwise. [04:11] (Flashback) Kotaro     I will never abandon you! [04:15] Sakura     I can't think about that! [04:17] Sakura     There's no way this'll work out! [04:19] Sakura     I know that better than anyone! SIGN    Angels Descend on Saga Rock! [04:26] Sakura     I don't care, okay?! Leave me alone! [04:42] Ai     I knew that was going too far. [04:44] Saki     Aw, damn it! What're we gonna do?     There's, like, no time left. [04:48] Lily     Will we really have to do the     show without Sakura-chan...? [05:05] Saki     She's not gonna smash the door down, is she? [05:07] Junko     I reinforced the door when I fixed it,      so I don't think she can. [05:14] Lily     Tae-chan's crying! [05:15] Saki     For real?! [05:19] Junko     Uh, I think that's drool. [05:21] Saki     This... seems bad, right? [05:23] Ai     Maybe she's experiencing withdrawal     from the lack of attention? [05:43] Saki     What the hell? [05:44] Lily     I dunno! [06:06] Sakura     What is this? [06:09] Saki     Tae! What are you— [06:12] (Flashback) Sakura     One, two! One, two! [06:18] (Flashback) Sakura     Tae-chan! Pay attention! [06:21] (Flashback) Sakura     One, two, one, two! [06:24] (Flashback) Sakura     You did it! [06:25] (Flashback) Sakura     That's great, Tae-chan! [06:31] Yugiri     I see now. [06:33] Saki     Sakura was real persistent     with that stuff, huh? [06:35] Junko     Yes. She would never give up. [06:38] Lily     And I bet that made Tae-chan happy. [06:40] Lily     She probably had a lot of fun! [06:42] Lily     That's why now... [06:44] Ai     She's trying to teach Sakura. [06:46] Saki     When someone is in trouble or screws up,     Sakura would be the first to back them up. [06:50] Ai     As awkward as she could be at times... [06:52] Junko     Whenever I was worried, Sakura-san was     the one who would try to encourage me. [06:56] Lily     She always listened to me, too! [06:59] Lily     So this time we get to pay her back! [07:02] Junko     Since we're not the ones who're     really in trouble. It's Sakura-san. [07:07] Ai     Let's work together again to see     if there's anything we can do. [07:10] Saki     Yeah, that's it! [07:11] Saki     That's what Team Franchouchou is here for! [07:14] Saki     When someone's in trouble,     you have their back! [07:16] Saki     Sakura! We're definitely     gonna figure out a way to— [07:22] Sakura     Seriously, there's no need. [07:25] Sakura     The biggest problem right now     is that you're all getting [07:28] Sakura     so excited for something     I can't even remember. [07:31] Sakura     Well, if you'll excuse me. [07:43] Yugiri     Sakura-han. You need to stop running away. [07:46] Yugiri     You have a responsibility for the     way you've encouraged us this far. [07:50] Yugiri     Whether you remember it or not,     you're going to dance with us. [07:54] Sakura     Of all the selfish— [07:56] Yugiri     I'm fully aware how selfish     and self-centered it is! [08:02] Sakura     Why do all of you care so much about me? [08:07] Sakura     What difference does it     make if I'm not here?! [08:09] Yugiri     Look at their faces! [08:13] Yugiri     We know full well that your luck is bad, [08:17] Yugiri     and that you don't remember anything... [08:19] Yugiri     But be that as it may,     we need you, Sakura-han. [08:24] Yugiri     This is a group of strong-willed individuals... [08:27] Yugiri     If it wasn't for you, we never would've      held together for this long. [08:32] Yugiri     Seeing Tae-han made me realize something. [08:34] Yugiri     If the alternative is having a successful     show without you, Sakura-han... [08:38] Yugiri     We would rather go on     stage and fail with you. [08:42] Yugiri     Please, try to understand that. [08:46] Ai     Sakura... [08:48] Ai     You seem to think you're the     only one with bad luck, [08:51] Ai     but you're forgetting something important. [08:54] Ai     We're all zombies. We've all died. [08:58] Ai     Nobody here is lucky. [09:02] Ai     I don't think mistakes or     failures are a bad thing. [09:08] Ai     Because they always end up helping     with whatever happens next. [09:11] Ai     I believe I'll only be the best version     of me once I overcome it all. [09:19] Sakura     You know your show could really     fall apart because of me? [09:24] Yugiri     It's like I said. We're fully aware of that. [09:28] Saki     Hey, push comes to shove,     it's shades' ass on the line. [09:30] Saki     So don't sweat it. [09:55] Lily     That was really amazing!     You were dancing, Sakura-chan! [09:58] Ai     I guess that means your muscle     memory retained it all. [10:00] Junko     She did practice the most out of all of us... [10:12] Sakura     I knew it... [10:14] Saki     Sakura. [10:21] Saki     Huh, looks like it's cracked. [10:25] Ai     I say we test it. [10:27] Ai     What happens when peo— [10:29] Ai     When zombies with such bad     luck gather together. [10:31] Sakura     But you've all been rehearsing so hard... [10:36] Lily     So did you! [10:37] Lily     You were practicing with us, Sakura-chan! [10:40] Junko     We're in this to the end. [10:42] Junko     Appropriately, for zombies. [10:46] Ai     Sakura... [10:47] Ai     All we can really do is try our best. [10:51] Ai     That's all there is to it. [11:03] Kotaro     The explosive low pressure front that was     over the East China Sea this morning [11:07] Kotaro     is headed directly towards Kyushu, [11:09] Kotaro     and is anticipated to hit northern     Kyushu by tomorrow evening. SIGN    Tomorrow's Weather Forecast 12/21 6PM [11:13] Kotaro     We recommend being prepared for heavy snow, [11:16] Kotaro     and remaining indoors whenever possible. [11:27] (Flashback) Sakura     Thanks, Inui-kun! SIGN    Idolhood is realized in the face of death. SIGN    Zombie Land Saga [11:57] Kotaro     Tonight is the... beginning of...     Franchouchou's true legend! [12:02] Kotaro     You're going to demonstrate your     undeadly resolve and your zombie spirit [12:05] Kotaro     to the people who show up! [12:07] FCC     Yeah! [12:12] Okoba     They say it's the heaviest Saga      snowfall on record. SIGN    Franchouchou [12:15] Inubashi     The buses have stopped running, too. [12:18] Inubashi     These girls have the worst luck. [12:20] Saki     All right, thanks! We'll be counting     on you during the show, too! [12:24] Staff     Reminds me of when Iron Frill was here. [12:27] Staff 2     There haven't been any concerts since, yeah. [12:30] staff     I hope these Franchouchou     girls can do a good job. [12:33] Staff B     Yeah. [12:37] Ai     All we can do is put on the     best performance we can. [12:42] Ai     So don't worry about anything else. [12:44] Ai     Everything went perfect in rehearsal. [12:47] Sakura     Thank you... [12:49] Cop     Down comes the snow,     and down comes the hail... [12:55] Cop     What other direction would it come in, even? [12:57] Maria     This cold ain't so bad! SIGN     Congratulations     To Franchouchou     From Drive-In Tori     Management [12:59] Maria     You've just gotta have the guts to take it! [13:01] Fan     We just had to come see     their big solo show! [13:01] Death Metal A     We're not gonna let the snow get us down! [13:03] Death Metal B     Hell yeah, Franchouchou is like a     musical high pressure system anyway! [13:06] Inubashi     Well, this was unexpected. [13:12] Kotaro     You have to answer them. [13:14] Kotaro     I know you can do it. [13:17] Ai     All right, form up. [13:21] Ai     It's okay. The practice     we've done until now... [13:24] Ai     And the friends you're     with... have faith in them. [13:28] Saki     Hell yeah! Who's ready to take over Saga?! [13:31] FCC     Yeah! [13:49] Sakura     It's no good. [13:50] Sakura     They came all this way     through all this snow to see us... [13:53] Sakura     If something happens again...     What will I do?! [14:15] Saki     Here we go, Arpino! [14:18] Saki     Glad to have you! [14:20] [SONG] FCC     I knew I couldn't do it,      and spent all this time running... [14:24] [SONG] FCC     At— [14:28] [SONG] FCC     Even if you feel down a few times [14:30] [SONG] FCC     In this life you're living [14:32] [SONG] FCC     You don't need to make a face like [14:33] [SONG] FCC     You've already died! [14:39] FCC     So pure and bright,      my eyes used to shine... [14:40] Staff 1     Call it off, quick! [14:41] Staff 2     Right! [14:42] Kotaro     Wait. [14:49] [SONG] FCC     There's no going back, but... [14:52] [SONG] FCC     Move forward! [14:54] [SONG] FCC     Even if... [14:55] [SONG] FCC     ...you lose... [14:56] [SONG] FCC     ...something on the way! [15:39] Sakura     I knew this would happen. [15:44] Sakura     And I ended up dragging them all down... [16:08] [SONG] Ai     Over and over... keep on standing up... [16:14] [SONG] FCC     If you never give up the end     can become a new beginning! [16:20] [SONG] FCC     Cruel and unfair as it may be,     don't let it get you down... [16:25] [SONG] FCC     So that you can smile and wave goodbye... [16:28] [SONG] FCC     To all your hesitations! [16:31] [SONG] FCC     And dream a new dream! [16:42] (Flashback) Yugiri     If the alternative is having a successful     show without you, Sakura-han... [16:46] (Flashback) Yugiri     We would rather go on     stage and fail with you. [16:49] (Flashback) Ai     I don't think mistakes or     failures are a bad thing. [16:56] (Flashback) Kotaro     I have what it takes! [16:58] (Flashback) Kotaro     Doesn't matter if you don't,     as long as I do have what it takes! [17:08] Kotaro     Answer their feelings, Sakura. [17:12] Kotaro     Your true strength... [17:15] Kotaro     comes when you're up against the wall. [17:18] Kotaro     That's when it shows. [17:24] [SONG] Sakura     Rise up again! [17:40] [SONG] FCC     Blast past your sanctuary and     what you'd gain or lose! [17:44] [SONG] FCC     Torn up as you may be, face forward,     because those moments are the most real! [17:50] [SONG] FCC     Take your limits and your trauma,     and move past it all! [17:54] [SONG] FCC     Hang in there even if it's     by the skin of your teeth! [17:59] [SONG] FCC     Gamble it all on hope! [18:04] [SONG] FCC     And crawl your way up! [18:44] [SONG] FCC     Over and over, keep on standing up! [18:49] [SONG] FCC     If you never give up, the end     can become a new beginning! [18:54] [SONG] FCC     Cruel and unfair as it may be,     don't let it get you down! [18:58] [SONG] FCC     So that you can smile and wave goodbye... [19:01] [SONG] FCC     To all your hesitations! [19:03] [SONG] FCC     And dream a new dream! [19:08] [SONG] FCC     Rise up again! [19:14] [SONG] FCC     Rise up again! [19:37] Deathmetal B     Good stuff! [19:38] Deathmetal A     Franchouchou! [19:40] Maria     Number 2! [19:44] Fans     Number 1! [19:55] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:01] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:01] Saki     Sakura, did you...? [20:03] Ai     Are your memories are back? [20:05] Sakura     Yeah... [20:06] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:07] Sakura     Everyone, I'm really sorry for how I acted. [20:10] Ai     It's okay! [20:11] Saki     Damn it, girl, you had us worried! [20:11] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:14] Lily     No wonder you looked so sharp! [20:16] Junko     It really was a wonderful performance! [20:17] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:19] Yugiri     It's really good to have you back. [20:23] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:24] Sakura     Listen, if you really don't mind having     me and all my bad luck around... [20:29] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:29] Sakura     Is it okay if we... as Franchouchou... [20:32] Junko     What are you saying? [20:33] Ai     Of course! [20:34] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:36] Sakura     Everyone...! [20:37] Kotaro     Damn it! [20:39] Kotaro     What the— What is this?!     This bright eyed "we did it" stuff?! [20:39] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:44] Kotaro     You dumbass zombies! [20:45] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:45] Kotaro     Don't get it twisted, all right?! [20:47] Kotaro     You haven't even saved the     tiniest bit of Saga yet! [20:50] Crowd     Encore! Encore! Encore! [20:50] Kotaro     Get that through your heads     and give that crowd what they want! [20:53] Kotaro     Franchouchou's battle has only begun! [20:57] Kotaro     Now, go, go, go! Go, go, go-go, go! [21:00] Death Metal A     Number 0! [21:00] Death Metal B     Number 4! [21:03] Maria     Number 2! [21:10] FCC     Ready, go! [21:16] [SONG] FCC     Every day's kind of boring! [21:18] [SONG] FCC     Just can't get excited! [21:21] [SONG] FCC     You don't want to spend your     youth like that, do you? [21:27] [SONG] FCC     The wind is always blowing! [21:29] [SONG] FCC     Blowing from somewhere, no matter what! [21:32] [SONG] FCC     So catch a hold of that     wind and let it carry you! [21:38] [SONG] FCC     Don't be shy! There's nothing     to be embarrassed about! [21:43] [SONG] FCC     Go, boys and girls! [21:46] [SONG] FCC     You only live once, you know? [21:59] [SONG] FCC     Let your flag fly high! [22:02] FCC     Let your flag fly high! [22:05] [SONG] FCC     Fluttering with all of     your hopes and dreams! [22:10] [SONG] FCC     Say it loud for all to hear! [22:15] [SONG] FCC     A new day's about to begin [22:17] [SONG] FCC     And me— [22:18] [SONG] FCC     And you— [22:18] [SONG] FCC     Have a lot to be proud of! [22:21] [SONG] FCC     Let your flag fly high! [22:24] FCC     Hurray! Hurray! Hurray, let's go! [22:26] [SONG] FCC     Look forward to who you become in the future! [22:30] FCC     Yes! You can do it! [22:32] [SONG] FCC     Walk on now with your head held high! [22:35] FCC     Hurray! Hurray! Hurray, let's go! [22:36] [SONG] FCC     There's no telling what happens the day [22:39] [SONG] FCC     that me [22:39] [SONG] FCC     and you [22:40] [SONG] FCC     meet once again! [22:47] [SONG] FCC     Ready, go! [23:05] Sakura     Saga! [23:08] Sakura     Good morning! SIGN    Episode 12 Good Morning Again SAGA SIGN    Zombie Land Saga SIGN    Sagazine Editorial Department [23:23] Inubashi     Okoba-san! How'd you like the     pictures from the other day? [23:27] Inubashi     Huh? What you got there? [23:31] Okoba     I'm less sure by the minute... [23:33] Okoba     What the hell's going on here?