# Season 1
# E1 - Good Morning SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5PJ2W0Y/good-morning-saga)
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**[00:08] ---**
*To a place where we'll feel the excitement!*
**[00:18] ---**
*Fantastic!*
**[00:19] ---**
*Just fall in love!*
**[00:23] ---**
*Just fall in love!*
**[00:25] Sakura**
*I'm Sakura Minamoto!*
**[00:27] Sakura**
* I'm starting my second*
* year of high school today!*
**[00:31] Sakura**
* Usually, I'm kind of a klutz, and there are*
* times when I don't think I've got it together...*
**[00:42] Sakura**
*But it isn't gonna be like that anymore!*
***SIGN*** 1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office
**[00:48] Sakura**
*I'm gonna be the girl I want to be!*
**[00:57] Sakura**
*That way, I know...*
**[01:04] Sakura**
* There are gonna be days full of thrills*
* and excitement waiting for me!*
**[01:11] Sakura**
I'm going now—
**[04:48] Sakura**
What do I do? What do I do?!
**[05:36] Sakura**
I made it...
**[05:38] Sakura**
I think I made it out.
***SIGN*** Machida River
***SIGN*** Saga Prefecture
**[05:44] Sakura**
Saga...?
**[05:48] Sakura**
Am I in Saga?
**[05:49] Cop**
Hey, sweetheart, you can't be out this late!
***SIGN*** Saga Police
**[05:53] Cop**
What's the matter?
**[05:55] Cop**
You looking to get arrested?
**[05:56] Cop**
'Cuz I'll arrest you!
**[05:58] Cop**
Personally, I want to go home.
I'm soaked down to my underwear!
**[06:02] Sakura**
Officer, please, help!
**[06:14] Sakura**
Wha... you...
**[06:17] Sakura**
Are you oka—
**[06:18] Cop**
Stay back!
**[06:20] Cop**
What the hell are you?!
**[06:22] Sakura**
Wha?
**[07:03] Cop**
A zombie?
**[07:32] Sakura**
What just happened?
**[07:42] Sakura**
What the hell?
**[07:44] Sakura**
Why am I—
**[07:47] Sakura**
I can't remember!
**[07:48] Sakura**
Not a thing!
**[07:50] Sakura**
What am I?!
**[07:51] Kotaro**
You're Sakura Minamoto.
**[07:56] Sakura**
The guy from before...
**[07:57] Kotaro**
You died ten years ago.
**[08:01] Sakura**
Say what?
**[08:02] Kotaro**
But you're back again now, as a zombie.
**[08:05] Sakura**
Dead?
**[08:06] Sakura**
Zombie?
**[08:07] Kotaro**
And from now on, as Zombie 1,
you will work with your team to save Saga!
**[08:15] Sakura**
Um... I'm sorry. I have
no idea what you're saying.
**[08:20] Kotaro**
You'll figure it out soon,
whether you want to or not.
**[08:22] Kotaro**
Listen to me.
**[08:23] Kotaro**
From now on, you need to do what I tell you.
**[08:26] Kotaro**
If you do, there'll be no problem.
**[08:31] Sakura**
*Why?*
**[08:32] Kotaro**
My name is Kotaro Tatsumi.
**[08:34] Sakura**
*It's the strangest thing... He's...*
**[08:38] Kotaro**
I'm the man who will make you into an idol!
**[08:42] Sakura**
*Why does he...*
**[08:44] Sakura**
*...have squid in his pocket?*
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Saga Prefecture
**[09:14] Kotaro**
Okay, ladies, good morning!
**[09:26] Kotaro**
I said good morning!
**[09:29] Sakura**
Good... mor... ning?
**[09:33] Kotaro**
You need to mind your manners.
**[09:34] Kotaro**
You can't get any respect without them.
**[09:37] Kotaro**
Look at the others.
**[09:38] Kotaro**
No one's acknowledging you.
**[09:42] Kotaro**
Hey there, Romero.
**[09:43] Kotaro**
Good job wrangling the girls again today.
***SIGN*** Let's not feed dried squid to dogs
**[09:52] Kotaro**
And so, here we are...
**[09:54] Kotaro**
Let's work hard to make you into the
greatest idols, starting today!
**[10:01] Sakura**
E-Excuse me...
**[10:02] Kotaro**
Go ahead!
**[10:03] Kotaro**
And might I say, Sakura,
you're looking pretty healthy today.
**[10:05] Sakura**
I just... want to confirm something...
**[10:08] Kotaro**
Bring it on. Hit me.
**[10:10] Sakura**
I'm... dead, right?
**[10:13] Kotaro**
Sure are. You're Zombie 1, that's you.
**[10:15] Sakura**
I'm wondering... how I became a zombie...
**[10:18] Kotaro**
Come on.
**[10:19] Kotaro**
Haven't you seen a zombie movie before?
**[10:22] Sakura**
I have, for the record.
**[10:23] Kotaro**
Well, there you go then.
**[10:30] Sakura**
That's it?
**[10:32] Kotaro**
Does there have to be more to it?!
**[10:34] Kotaro**
A little bit of this, a little bit of that,
and bang, you're out of the grave, right?!
**[10:37] Kotaro**
Isn't that all you really need for zombies?!
**[10:42] Kotaro**
Is that all you wanted to ask?
**[10:45] Sakura**
No, well, I also...
**[10:47] Sakura**
Why am I going to be an idol?
**[10:49] Kotaro**
To save Saga.
**[10:51] Sakura**
By being an idol?
**[10:52] Kotaro**
That's right.
**[10:54] Kotaro**
In this day and age, regional idols
are becoming a thing of the past.
**[10:59] Kotaro**
But because of that,
the competition has died out as well.
**[11:01] Kotaro**
You're all going to capitalize
on that and save Saga,
**[11:04] Kotaro**
which is itself on the verge
of becoming a thing of the past.
**[11:08] Kotaro**
And boom.
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga Project
**[11:10] Kotaro**
We call it the Zombie Land
Saga Project, baby!
**[11:15] Sakura**
But... I don't even remember
anything from when I was alive.
**[11:20] Sakura**
So asking me to be an idol or save Saga...
**[11:24] Kotaro**
No need to worry.
**[11:25] Kotaro**
The others have even more baggage than you.
**[11:29] Sakura**
Uh, and they are...?
**[11:32] Kotaro**
Curious?
**[11:33] Sakura**
Well, yes...
**[11:35] Sakura**
I mean, this girl's bitten me
thirteen times since this morning.
**[11:40] Kotaro**
They're legends.
**[11:43] Sakura**
Legends?
**[11:45] Kotaro**
That's right.
**[11:48] Kotaro**
They're the legendary girls I have chosen
and revived to save Saga.
**[11:54] Kotaro**
And with you, they will
form the ultimate team!
**[11:59] Kotaro**
At the turn of the century she conquered
all of Kyushu with her gang, Dorami!
***SIGN*** Dorami's Legendary Biker Boss, Saki Nikaido
**[12:03] Kotaro**
The legendary biker boss, Saki Nikaido!
**[12:08] Kotaro**
This girl gave rise to the 1980s idol boom
and was in a class of her own!
**[12:12] Kotaro**
The legendary Showa idol, Junko Konno!
***SIGN*** Legendary Showa Idol, Junko Konno
**[12:17] Kotaro**
From the turbulent time spanning the
death of the shogunate to the Meiji era,
**[12:19] Kotaro**
this woman was there at
the moment of revolution!
***SIGN*** Legendary Courtesan, Yugiri
**[12:21] Kotaro**
The legendary courtesan, Yugiri!
**[12:25] Kotaro**
After a major break out on
a long-running period drama,
**[12:27] Kotaro**
she managed to leave her mark on the
prime-time lineup of every network!
***SIGN*** Legendary Child Actress Prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa
**[12:29] Kotaro**
The legendary child actress
prodigy, Lily Hoshikawa!
**[12:34] Kotaro**
During the warring idol period
following the year 2000,
**[12:37] Kotaro**
she was the implacable center for
the ruling unit, Iron Frill!
**[12:41] Kotaro**
The legendary Heisei idol, Ai Mizuno!
***SIGN*** Legendary Heisei Idol, Ai Mizuno
**[12:45] Sakura**
*Wait... isn't she...*
***SIGN***
The Legendary
Tae Yamada
**[12:47] Kotaro**
The legendary Tae Yamada!
**[12:50] Kotaro**
And they will be joining you on your—
**[12:52] Sakura**
Wait a second! Just a second!
**[12:55] Sakura**
That last one...
**[12:56] Kotaro**
The legendary Tae Yamada!
***SIGN*** The Legendary Tae Yamada
**[12:59] Sakura**
I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you.
**[13:02] Sakura**
The legendary...
**[13:03] Kotaro**
Tae Yamada!
***SIGN*** The Legendary Tae Yamada
**[13:05] Sakura**
I mean, isn't there... anything else?
**[13:09] Kotaro**
Does there have to be?!
**[13:11] Sakura**
But what's her legend about—
**[13:12] Kotaro**
Who says a legend has to be about anything?!
**[13:15] Sakura**
Then isn't she just a normal zom—
**[13:17] Kotaro**
What makes you so legendary, then?!
**[13:19] Kotaro**
Go on, tell me!
**[13:20] Kotaro**
See, not a damn thing!
**[13:21] Kotaro**
From now on, you're the only
one I won't call legendary!
**[13:25] Kotaro**
That being said, at the moment,
they're all totally normal zombies.
**[13:30] Kotaro**
They haven't woken up, after all.
**[13:32] Sakura**
They need to wake up?
**[13:33] Kotaro**
That's right.
**[13:34] Kotaro**
I figure that with a little bit
of stimulation, like you had,
**[13:37] Kotaro**
they'll eventually regain
their consciousness.
**[13:40] Sakura**
Stimulation?!
**[13:41] Sakura**
What happened to me?!
**[13:45] Kotaro**
That being said, tonight you're all going
to put on a very stimulating performance!
**[13:49] Sakura**
Don't try to brush—
**[13:51] Sakura**
Wait, perform?
**[13:52] Kotaro**
Your first performance...
**[13:55] Kotaro**
is tonight!
**[14:16] Sakura**
Hang on!
**[14:17] Crowd**
It's a bunch of chicks!
**[14:41] Sakura**
This isn't even kinda idol-like!
**[14:43] Kotaro**
This was the only place that
had an open stage policy.
**[14:45] Sakura**
What the hell?!
**[14:47] Sakura**
Why are we here?!
**[14:48] Crew**
Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!
**[14:50] Crew**
You can't go gnawing on that!
**[14:52] Crew**
It costs a lot of money!
**[14:58] Kotaro**
So, what do you think of the special
makeup skills I learned in Hollywood?
**[15:01] Kotaro**
Nobody's noticed that they're zombies.
**[15:03] Sakura**
That isn't the real issue here!
**[15:07] Sakura**
Though, it's impressive...
**[15:09] Kotaro**
And yet you went and passed out
yesterday after I tried it on you.
**[15:14] Kotaro**
What's your problem, anyway?
**[15:16] ---**
Let's go!
**[15:22] Sakura**
Tae-chan?
***SIGN*** Zero
**[15:26] Sakura**
Wh-Wh-What, what, what is this?!
What's going on?!
***SIGN*** Five
**[15:41] Sakura**
No, no, no!
**[15:43] Sakura**
They're gonna get mad at us again!
**[15:50] Kotaro**
You've got this.
**[15:51] Sakura**
No, I don't! That should be obvious!
**[15:53] Kotaro**
I don't get it. What are
you so worried about?
**[15:56] Sakura**
What am I...
**[15:57] Sakura**
How can I do anything but worry?!
**[15:59] Sakura**
I'm the only one who's awake!
**[16:01] Sakura**
And it's really obvious the others are zombies!
**[16:03] Sakura**
And isn't a performance the kind of thing
you gotta do a bunch of practice for?!
**[16:06] Sakura**
What exactly are you expecting us to do?!
**[16:09] Kotaro**
Just trust your instincts.
**[16:13] Sakura**
Tae-chan might bite somebody.
**[16:16] Kotaro**
A little biting never hurt anybody.
**[16:18] Sakura**
Are you stupid?
**[16:19] Kotaro**
Listen up!
**[16:21] Kotaro**
Nobody in that crowd is expecting
a damn thing from you all.
**[16:26] Kotaro**
That goes for me, too. Not even a little bit.
**[16:29] Sakura**
Then—
**[16:30] Kotaro**
And that's why!
**[16:32] Kotaro**
That's why you have to blow
their expectations away!
**[16:34] Kotaro**
You will all turn Saga...
**[16:36] Kotaro**
No, you'll turn the entire
world on its head!
**[16:40] Sakura**
We will...?
**[16:44] Tech**
Death Musume (Name Pending), you're on!
**[16:47] Kotaro**
Have some faith.
**[16:48] Kotaro**
You can do this.
**[16:51] Sakura**
Kotaro-san...
**[16:53] Sakura**
No, I can't.
**[16:56] Kotaro**
Okay, it's a go!
**[16:58] Kotaro**
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
**[17:07] Sakura**
U-Um, well, good evening...
**[17:10] Sakura**
W-W-W-We are D-Death Musume!
**[17:13] Wig**
Come on, spit it out, girlie!
**[17:15] Wig**
What are idols doing here, anyway?!
**[17:17] Hochu**
You better not be making fun of death metal!
**[17:20] Sakura**
R-Right!
**[17:21] Sakura**
Y-You can all call me Number 1.
**[17:25] Wig**
No one cares! Get started already!
**[17:27] Hochu**
It's just gonna be crap, anyway!
**[17:30] Sakura**
I-I'm sorry!
**[17:31] Sakura**
*They're so mad!*
**[17:32] Sakura**
*What do I do? What do I do?!*
**[17:46] Sakura**
*I knew it!*
**[17:48] Wig**
*A stage dive?!*
**[17:49] Wig**
*They haven't even started playing yet!*
**[17:56] Wig**
*This is getting kinda hairy!*
**[17:57] Wig**
*I better not get in trouble for this!*
**[17:59] Sakura**
Cut that out!
**[18:01] Sakura**
Come on!
**[18:06] Hochu**
I can't believe they started
with trying to mosh...
**[18:10] Wig**
That chick's actually kinda brutal.
**[18:12] Sakura**
*I knew it.*
**[18:19] Sakura**
*Ugh, this is a huge mess!*
**[18:26] Sakura**
Huh?
**[18:27] Kotaro**
Music, come on!
**[18:31] Crowd**
Huh?
**[18:33] Sakura**
*What's this music?!*
**[18:34] Wig**
What the hell?
**[18:36] Wig**
They're actually playing the real thing!
**[18:38] Hochu**
This music's for *them*?
**[18:40] Wig**
I like it!
**[18:41] Wig**
Show us what you got, little girl!
**[19:07] Sakura**
*W-W-W-Wait!*
**[19:39] Wig**
What is this?
**[19:40] Wig**
What're they doing?
**[19:42] Wig**
How can they headbang like that?
**[19:45] Wig**
It's like their necks are broken!
**[19:54] Sakura**
*This feeling... Where have I...*
**[20:57] Sakura**
I knew it wouldn't work.
**[21:00] Sakura**
But...
**[21:03] Sakura**
I wonder what that was.
**[21:14] Sakura**
Tae-chan?
**[21:15] Junko**
Help!
**[21:19] Ai**
What is this?
**[21:21] Junko**
Somebody, please, do something!
**[21:23] Lily**
I'm scared!
**[21:26] Yugiri**
What's going on?
**[21:27] Yugiri**
What's all the commotion?
**[21:30] Saki**
That was a good nap.
**[21:37] Sakura**
W-Well...
**[21:41] Sakura**
G...
**[21:43] Sakura**
Good morning, everyone!
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Good Morning SAGA
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:27] Sakura**
Sakura here! Well, there you go. We're zombies.
***SIGN*** Dance Lessons
**[23:28] Sakura**
Are we really gonna be idols, though?
**[23:31] Sakura**
Since everybody's awake now,
hopefully we can get along...
**[23:34] Sakura**
Next time on episode 2 of *Zombie Land Saga*:
I Love HIP HOP SAGA.
***SIGN*** Episode 2: I <3 HIP HOP SAGA
**[23:38] Sakura**
Be sure to watch!
# E2 - I <3 HIP HOP SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9VXV206/i-3-hip-hop-saga)
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**[00:00] C**
**[00:00] Sakura**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*!
**[00:02] Sakura**
I'm Sakura Minamoto, a high school girl
with a heart full of hope and dreams!
**[00:05] Sakura**
One day, I died suddenly
after an unfortunate accident!
**[00:07] Sakura**
So sad! But then it's like, good morning!
**[00:09] Sakura**
Wait, how's this happening?!
**[00:10] Sakura**
I got chased by scary people,
a policeman shot me,
**[00:13] Sakura**
and this weirdo is telling me
to become an idol and save Saga...
**[00:15] Sakura**
Wait, I'm a zombie?!
**[00:17] Sakura**
Everything's gone totally crazy!
**[00:18] Sakura**
What the heck is going to happen now?!
***SIGN*** Zombie 0 The Legendary... Tae Yamada
***SIGN*** Zombie 2 The Legendary Biker Boss!! Saki Nikaido
***SIGN*** Zombie 3 The Legendary Heisei Idol!! Ai Mizuno
***SIGN*** Zombie 4 The Legendary Showa Idol!! Junko Konno
***SIGN*** Zombie 5 The Legendary Courtesan Yugiri
***SIGN*** Zombie 6 The Legendary Child Actress Prodigy!! Lily Hoshikawa
**[00:38] Sakura**
* They really did snap out of it*
* after yesterday's show...*
***SIGN*** Zombie 1
Sakura Minamoto
**[00:43] Sakura**
*Well, except Tae-chan.*
**[00:51] Kotaro**
Well, ladies, congratulations on waking up.
**[01:02] Kotaro**
I said congratulations!
***SIGN*** Mysterious Idol Producer!! Kotaro Tatsumi!!
**[01:10] Kotaro**
I am the mysterious idol producer,
the amazing Kotaro Tatsumi-sama!
**[01:15] Kotaro**
And that being the case, you are all
going to become idols to save Saga!
**[01:18] Kotaro**
And boom.
***SIGN*** Ultimate Idol Legends
**[01:20] Kotaro**
We're going to use your legendary qualities
**[01:23] Kotaro**
to turn Saga into the talk of the nation!
**[01:36] ---**
***SIGN*** Episode 2
**[01:38] OP Narration**
Even if we're dead,
we want to make our dreams come true...
**[01:40] OP Narration**
No, even if we're dead,
we will make them come true!
**[01:43] OP Narration**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[01:45] OP Narration**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even
if we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[01:49] OP Narration**
Because that is our saga!
**[03:04] Saki**
So, like...
**[03:06] Saki**
I don't get any of this.
**[03:07] Kotaro**
Oh, what's up, Saki?
**[03:11] Saki**
I died, right?
**[03:13] Saki**
So how come I'm not dead?
**[03:15] Kotaro**
What, you seriously don't know?
**[03:19] Kotaro**
Use your head for a second!
**[03:21] Saki**
Like I said, I don't know what the hell—
**[03:22] Kotaro**
Because you're a zombie!
**[03:24] Kotaro**
You're a zombie, so you're up
and about, obviously!
**[03:27] Kotaro**
What kinda normal human has a green face?!
**[03:30] Kotaro**
Listen up. You all died and became zombies,
**[03:34] Kotaro**
and zombies have no place
in our modern society!
**[03:38] Kotaro**
I'm offering you freaks a place
to belong by turning you into idols,
**[03:43] Kotaro**
so your dumbasses better appreciate it!
**[03:47] Kotaro**
So, if you zombies are going to be idols,
**[03:50] Kotaro**
what are you going to need the most?
**[03:52] Kotaro**
Go ahead, Sakura!
**[03:53] Sakura**
Uh, I dunno...
**[03:56] Sakura**
Oh, we'll need to not bite people?
**[03:57] Kotaro**
It's keeping the fact you're zombies a secret,
you stupid freaking zombie!
***SIGN*** Zombie Movies
***SIGN*** A 5-Scene Highlight Reel!
**[04:11] Kotaro**
There. As you can see,
the zombies were obliterated.
**[04:14] Kotaro**
So let's do a good job being idols,
so no one finds out the truth.
**[04:18] Kotaro**
Referring to yourselves with numbers
is a part of that strategy.
**[04:21] Ai**
I get that we're zombies now,
**[04:24] Ai**
but I don't get why we have to be idols.
**[04:27] Kotaro**
To save Saga!
**[04:29] Ai**
Revitalizing a prefecture
as local idols? In Saga?
**[04:32] Kotaro**
What, are you scared?
**[04:35] Ai**
It's obviously not going to work.
**[04:37] Ai**
Looking like this and trying to save Saga...
**[04:40] Ai**
And I'm not even from Saga!
**[04:43] Kotaro**
Saga doesn't sweat the details!
**[04:46] Kotaro**
Even if you don't know a damn thing about it!
**[04:48] Ai**
Hey, I know about Saga!
**[04:50] Kotaro**
Why don't you tell me what you know?
**[04:53] Ai**
It's... in Kyushu!
**[04:55] Kotaro**
Oh, *very* impressive!
That was *super* good, Ai-chan!
**[05:00] Ai**
Well, what exactly do you
know about Saga, then?!
**[05:03] Kotaro**
I know everything!
Everything there is to know.
**[05:07] Ai**
What's Saga's population?
**[05:08] Kotaro**
I know that down to the tiniest decimal!
**[05:11] Ai**
Well, go on.
**[05:15] Kotaro**
It's... small.
**[05:17] Kotaro**
On the smaller side.
**[05:18] Ai**
But specifically—
**[05:19] Kotaro**
Who the hell knows, stupid?!
**[05:22] Kotaro**
You wanna know stats,
look it up on Wiki***ia!
**[05:25] Kotaro**
Or is that what you think?!
You think I'm Wiki***ia?!
**[05:27] Kotaro**
Nope, nope!
**[05:29] Kotaro**
I'm the guy who's gonna make you into idols,
**[05:31] Kotaro**
Kotaro Tatsumi-san, that's me!
**[05:36] Kotaro**
I chose you all,
**[05:37] Kotaro**
and I know that you will send shockwaves
through society as Saga's idols.
**[05:41] Kotaro**
The first step for that occurs
tomorrow at Saga Castle,
**[05:45] Kotaro**
when you participate in the
Shachi-no-mon Public Concert.
**[05:48] Ai**
This is so clearly not going to work...
**[05:49] Kotaro**
That's not clear at all!
**[05:51] Kotaro**
You just have to pull it off,
like yesterday's show.
**[05:53] Ai**
Wait, what are you talking about?
**[05:56] Kotaro**
You all had the house jumping.
**[05:57] Kotaro**
Right, Sakura?
**[05:59] Sakura**
Uh, sorta... Sure.
**[06:04] Kotaro**
Now, let's get cracking on those lessons!
**[06:07] Kotaro**
Good, good, good, good, okay!
**[06:15] Sakura**
*How the heck did this happen?*
**[06:15] Kotaro**
Good, good, good, good, okay!
***SIGN*** Dance Lessons
**[06:19] Kotaro**
Good, good, good, good, okay!
**[06:24] Junko**
S-Stop that, please!
**[06:27] Sakura**
* There's no way we can*
* pull this off right away.*
**[06:27] Kotaro**
Good, good, good, good, okay!
**[06:32] Kotaro**
Good, good, good, good, okay!
**[06:37] Sakura**
*She's really staring at me...*
**[06:44] Sakura**
Oof!
**[06:49] Junko**
E-Excuse me... Wh-What do you want?
**[06:55] Sakura**
*Ai-chan was an idol, wasn't she?*
**[06:58] Sakura**
*I know I've seen her somewhere before.*
**[07:00] Saki**
Hey!
**[07:01] Saki**
You're Sakura, right?
**[07:02] Sakira**
Y-Yes...
**[07:04] Saki**
Where you from?
**[07:06] Saki**
I'm asking what middle school you went to!
**[07:08] Sakura**
Uh... Well, I don't remember.
**[07:13] Saki**
You screw with me and I'll kill you, got it?
**[07:15] Sakura**
I-It's true, I really don't remember
anything from before I was a zombie!
**[07:19] Saki**
Man, just remember it!
Make yourself remember!
**[07:25] Saki**
And why the hell are you
taking this seriously?
**[07:28] Saki**
You some kinda goody two-shoes?!
**[07:29] Saki**
You want an ass-kicking?!
**[07:31] Sakura**
Not exactly...
**[07:33] Sakura**
It's just... since we have a show to do...
**[07:36] Saki**
We oughta do a rally.
***SIGN*** Biker Rally
**[07:40] Saki**
Good to see ya!
**[07:45] Saki**
This is so... Damn it!
**[07:47] Saki**
I bet my Tamagotchi is dead by now.
**[07:56] Sakura**
That was so scary...
**[08:02] Sakura**
H-Huh? Ai-chan?
**[08:20] Ai**
*A zombie dog?!*
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[08:43] Ai**
What is with this place?
**[08:46] Sakura**
Ai-chan?
**[08:47] Sakura**
Ai-chan, are you around?
**[08:59] Sakura**
Ai-chan! Oh, and Junko-chan.
**[09:02] Sakura**
What are you two doing?
**[09:06] Ai**
Isn't it obvious? I'm leaving.
**[09:06] (Junko**
I'm leaving this place...
**[09:09] Ai**
Why should I have to put
up with this nonsense?
**[09:13] Sakura**
No, no, no you can't!
**[09:15] Sakura**
It's dangerous out there!
**[09:17] Ai**
You mean like that video he showed us?
**[09:19] Ai**
Nothing like that's actually
going to happen.
**[09:20] Sakura**
I got shot, for real!
**[09:23] Junko**
That Tae girl frightens me...
**[09:25] Junko**
I have no idea what she's thinking,
and she bites...
**[09:28] Sakura**
I felt the same way, but it's okay!
Once you get used to it!
**[09:32] Sakura**
Ai-chan, wait up!
**[09:33] Ai**
Let go!
**[09:34] Sakura**
No!
**[09:46] Sakura**
I'm sorry, Ai-chan... but it's dangerous.
Let's go back.
**[09:49] Ai**
Give it a rest.
**[09:50] ---**
**[09:50] Junko**
Where exactly are you going?
**[09:52] Ai**
Tokyo.
**[09:54] Sakura**
Tokyo?!
**[09:55] Sakura**
You can't, we don't have any money...
**[09:57] Sakura**
And someone's gonna explode your head!
**[09:59] Junko**
Please don't make this worse!
**[10:01] Sakura**
Or maybe they'll punch it to mush!
**[10:03] Ai**
You can go back by yourself, okay?
**[10:09] Sakura**
Ai-chan, let's go back...
**[10:10] Ai**
Do you seriously think
zombies can pull off being idols?
**[10:14] Ai**
Why are you agreeing to this all so easily?
**[10:16] Ai**
He's got you dancing to his tune.
Are you stupid?
**[10:19] Sakura**
Maybe I am...
**[10:22] Sakura**
Maybe I haven't really thought it through...
**[10:25] Sakura**
But...
**[10:26] Sakura**
The other day,
when we all went on stage together,
**[10:28] Sakura**
I felt really strange...
**[10:31] Sakura**
Like my heart was buzzing...
I was really happy.
**[10:36] Sakura**
I don't remember life before
becoming a zombie,
**[10:38] Sakura**
but I get the impression I've felt
something like that before.
**[10:42] Sakura**
I want to feel that way again...
**[10:44] Sakura**
I want to know what it really is.
**[10:47] Sakura**
So I want to get on stage again... That's all.
**[10:59] B**
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
**[11:01] C**
Check, check, check!
**[11:03] Sakura**
Those guys are kinda scary...
**[11:05] Ai**
Rappers?
**[11:07] A**
Mic check, yo!
**[11:08] A**
Yo, check it! These chicks
are out really late,
**[11:12] A**
maybe they're like us, cruising for a date?
**[11:14] B**
Yo, screw you man, you make me do the work,
**[11:17] B**
when you push me around,
you act like a jerk!
**[11:20] C**
Yo, yo, yo! How about you
let me hit them up then?
**[11:24] C**
If you end up asking,
they'll wanna be "just friends."
**[11:27] Junko**
They're coming this way! They're coming
this way! They're coming this way...
**[11:29] Sakura**
What do we do?! What do we do?!
What do we do?!
**[11:34] C**
You girls wanna do some karaoke?
A little song and dance?
**[11:37] C**
We know a place open late
if you don't got plans!
**[11:41] C**
If you don't got money,
it'll be our treat. Okay?
**[11:49] Cop**
You're up late boys, wanna tell me why?
**[11:52] Cop**
Or do you think I'm gonna walk on by?
**[11:54] Sakura**
That voice...
**[11:56] A**
Damn it, man.
**[11:57] A**
We didn't even do anything.
**[11:59] Cop**
You wanna pick up girls, is that your game?
**[12:01] Cop**
Cuz I can throw your butts in jail,
it's all the same!
**[12:04] Ai**
Officer! Please, help!
**[12:07] Sakura**
Ai-chan, don't!
**[12:14] Cop**
A-Again?!
**[12:15] B**
Whoa, hold up! This is not happening!
**[12:17] C**
She's messed up! I'm freaking out!
**[12:17] Sakura**
Come on, Ai-chan!
**[12:33] Rappers**
Oh, no! This is bad!
**[12:35] Rappers**
S-S-Save us!
**[12:45] Kotaro**
Good, good, very good.
**[12:47] Kotaro**
Good, good, very good.
**[12:49] Kotaro**
Good, good, very good.
**[12:52] Kotaro**
Good— Wait, no, do it good.
**[12:55] Kotaro**
Okay, do it good from the start this time.
**[12:58] Kotaro**
Good, good, very good.
**[13:00] Kotaro**
Good, good, very good.
**[13:01] Junko**
We were really shot at yesterday, weren't we?
**[13:04] Ai**
I thought I was going to die.
**[13:06] Junko**
Well, we're dead already.
**[13:07] Kotaro**
All right, that was good!
**[13:10] (Flashback) B**
Whoa, hold up! This is not happening!
**[13:12] Kotaro**
Okay, from the beginning...
**[13:16] Sakura**
We better be careful tomorrow...
**[13:18] Saki**
Hey!
**[13:23] Saki**
You wanna die?
**[13:24] Sakura**
Sorry for interrupting.
**[13:25] Saki**
Hold it!
**[13:29] Saki**
Why the hell do you listen
to shades back there?
**[13:32] Sakura**
Y-You mean Kotaro-san?
**[13:35] Saki**
I'm not like you!
**[13:37] Saki**
I do what I want, and I only got
respect for people with guts!
**[13:41] Sakura**
What is it that you want to do, Saki-chan?
**[13:43] Saki**
Take the whole damn country over.
**[13:45] Sakura**
Why?
**[13:50] Sakura**
Saki-chan!
**[13:52] Sakura**
Do you want to, just once, try and—
**[13:55] Saki**
Hell no, I don't.
**[13:57] Saki**
Damn it, there's a reason I waited
until the old fart was gone.
***SIGN*** 11th Shachi-no-Mon Public Concert
***SIGN*** Featuring Deizu Middle School Woodwind Instrument Club Trio Dea Po Ron Hasetsu Jazz Orchestra Death Musume Public Concert
**[14:08] Kotaro**
The important thing isn't
technique, it's heart!
**[14:13] Kotaro**
Put your own heart into it,
and you can color other people's hearts!
**[14:16] Kotaro**
That's makeup.
**[14:17] Sakura**
I'm sorry, I didn't catch any of that.
**[14:20] Saki**
Holy crap! This might actually work!
**[14:23] Lily**
Yugirin, you're so pretty!
**[14:25] Yugiri**
Am I, now?
**[14:27] Yugiri**
You're quite lovely yourself, Lily-han.
**[14:31] Sakura**
*I wonder if they're gonna be okay...*
**[14:34] Staff**
Wait right over here.
**[14:36] Death Dude A**
Is there seriously gonna be a
death metal show in this place?
**[14:40] Death Dude B**
All I see are old fogeys!
***SIGN*** Performer Waiting Room
**[14:42] Sakura**
Everyone, make sure they don't
find out we're zombies!
**[14:44] Saki**
That'll be a piece of cake!
**[14:46] Saki**
There's no way they can tell!
**[14:48] Saki**
Super easy!
**[14:51] Sakura**
Saki-chan!
**[14:52] Saki**
And, to be honest?
**[14:54] Saki**
Right now?
**[14:55] Saki**
I am hot as hell!
**[14:57] Sakura**
I get it, I get it!
**[14:58] Staff**
Sorry about the wait.
**[14:59] Staff**
Could the members of Green Face
head to the stage.
**[15:04] Sakura**
Uh, actually, we're Death Musume...
**[15:07] Kotaro**
Starting today you're Green Face!
**[15:13] Sakura**
Kotaro-sa—
**[15:14] Kotaro**
Listen up!
**[15:15] Kotaro**
You've gotta show these people
the Green Face of your hearts!
**[15:19] Sakura**
I have no idea what that means!
**[15:20] Kotaro**
Okay, get going!
**[15:22] Kotaro**
Go, go, go, go!
**[15:30] Sakura**
Tae-chan!
**[15:32] Sakura**
I-It's nice to meet you!
**[15:34] Sakura**
We're Green Musume!
**[15:36] Sakura**
Er, Green Face, I mean!
**[15:38] Death Dude A**
They got some kinda environmental
thing going on now?!
**[15:41] Death Dude B**
What happened to Death Musume?
**[15:42] Death Dude B**
You girls don't do metal anymore?
**[15:44] Sakura**
B-By the way, I'm Number 1,
**[15:46] Sakura**
and this girl is Number 0,
and then going down the line...
**[15:50] Sakura**
Number 2, Number 3, Number 4...
**[15:53] Sakura**
Er, Number 5, and Number 6.
**[15:57] Sakura**
Green Face is an idol group
trying to revitalize Saga.
**[16:02] Sakura**
Our singing and dancing are a little
green too, but we practiced hard!
**[16:08] Sakura**
L-Let's do it...
**[16:10] Sakura**
Yeah!
**[16:15] Kotaro**
Music. Come on.
**[16:37] Death Dude A**
What is this?
**[16:54] Sakura**
The— Tae-chan?!
**[16:59] Sakura**
No!
**[17:11] Lily**
There it goes!
**[17:18] Squid Guy**
Huh...
**[17:23] Squid Guy**
Want some?
**[17:29] Sakura**
Ta-da! It's a trick, a little trick!
**[17:32] Sakura**
A little Handead Power!
**[17:38] Sakura**
Saki-chan, catch!
**[17:44] Saki**
Does that hurt?
**[17:48] Sakura**
Okay, this another trick!
**[17:50] Sakura**
It's Undead Power!
**[17:53] Crowd**
That's impressive!
**[17:59] Sakura**
Saki, over here!
**[18:01] Saki**
It's not like it's your head!
**[18:04] Crowd**
That's amazing, girls!
**[18:06] Sakura**
We seriously can't keep doing this...
**[18:09] Saki**
Screw you!
**[18:12] Sakura**
They're gonna figure it out!
**[18:18] Saki**
Man, your head would pop off
with your helmet like this!
**[18:29] Sakura**
Could you *try* to hide the fact we're zombies?!
**[18:34] Sakura**
You're not even trying to hide it!
**[18:36] Sakura**
What kind of idol's head comes off?!
**[18:38] Sakura**
How could we possibly be human?!
**[18:41] Sakura**
What kind of human can do that?!
**[18:44] Sakura**
Is your brain rotting too,
you stupid zombie?!
**[18:47] Saki**
All right, bitch, you're on!
**[18:48] Saki**
You've got some guts, and now?
**[18:50] Saki**
I'm gonna kick your ass all
the way to Hoto Shrine!
**[18:52] Sakura**
If they find out we're zombies,
we're extra dead!
**[18:54] Sakura**
Are any of my words getting
through your head?!
**[18:57] Sakura**
If you can't take this for real,
then you're the zombie
**[18:59] Sakura**
whose deal will be head
trauma that don't heal!
**[19:02] Sakura**
How many more times before you regret it?!
**[19:05] Sakura**
How many cops shoot us
until you finally get it?!
**[19:14] Saki**
You think I'm just gonna roll
over for you and agree?
**[19:16] Saki**
I died riding and now you want
me to be an idol zombie?!
**[19:20] Saki**
If the other choice is acting
like a suck-up snot,
**[19:22] Saki**
you coulda left me in the ground,
I'd rather rot!
**[19:25] Yugiri**
Yo!
**[19:27] Yugiri**
Hup, hup!
**[19:28] Yugiri**
Yo!
**[19:29] Lily**
Me, too!
**[19:29] Yugiri**
Hup, hup!
**[19:31] Yugiri**
Yo!
**[19:32] Yugiri**
Hup, hup!
**[19:33] Yugiri**
Yo!
**[19:35] Sakura**
I can't even remember who I was
before this all went down,
**[19:38] Sakura**
but on stage, I felt something click...
**[19:40] Sakura**
I'm no goody-two shoes,
and I'm nobody's clown.
**[19:43] Sakura**
I'm just trying to do more
than be a worthless brick!
**[19:45] Saki**
Who cares if you've got
memories in your head?
**[19:48] Saki**
You won't get to see your friends,
and your Tamagotchi's long dead!
**[19:52] Saki**
We're done, got it?!
**[19:54] Saki**
Nothing's gonna change about that!
**[19:55] Sakura**
Hell no, we're not done!
**[19:57] Sakura**
We're just getting started!
**[19:58] Sakura**
We've got to keep moving ahead!
Or we'll just be the walking dead!
**[20:01] Sakura**
Even if we have died,
we only stop when we decide,
**[20:04] Sakura**
so stop running, and ride again!
**[20:05] Sakura**
Kick some ass, captain!
**[20:10] Sakura**
And that goes for the two
of you standing over there!
**[20:13] Sakura**
Gonna act like losers when
you're the celebrity pair?
**[20:15] Sakura**
You've got all the talent in the world,
**[20:18] Sakura**
but the two of you girls are giving up
without giving it a whirl!
**[20:20] Sakura**
Quit coming up with excuses
about why you can't win!
**[20:23] Sakura**
If you've got even a little chance,
try to do that then!
**[20:24] Lily**
Yo, yo!
**[20:25] Sakura**
Even a zombie can do it if she tries,
**[20:28] Sakura**
and when you prove it,
it shows dead souls can rise!
**[20:31] Sakura**
Yo, that goes for all you old folks, too!
**[20:34] Sakura**
Tell anyone who talks about
golden years to go screw!
**[20:35] Lily**
Yo, yo, yo!
**[20:36] Sakura**
Napping on the porch in
the afternoon? Not you!
**[20:38] Sakura**
They're worried about a low rate of birth?
**[20:39] Sakura**
Show them all what silver's worth!
**[20:42] Sakura**
If they wanna blame you
for everything anyway,
**[20:44] Sakura**
keep active and show you're here to stay!
**[20:46] Sakura**
Bang!
**[21:00] Death Dude A**
I've... I've never seen
anything like that before...
**[21:03] Death Dude B**
It really looked like
her head came off, too.
**[21:10] Sakura**
*Their reaction...*
**[21:13] Saki**
For real?
**[21:18] Sakura**
*We did it again...*
**[21:20] Saki**
Hey, Sakura!
**[21:21] Sakura**
Y-Yes.
**[21:23] Sakura**
Sorry about earlier...
**[21:25] Saki**
You've got guts after all!
**[21:27] Saki**
Never thought you'd start
rapping like that! I love it!
**[21:31] Sakura**
Huh...?
**[21:32] Saki**
Plus that egg-looking head of yours
reminds me of my Tamagotchi.
**[21:37] Sakura**
Wait, I look like an egg?!
**[21:40] Saki**
Idols, huh...
**[21:42] Saki**
Might be a decent way to take over,
come to think of it.
**[21:46] Sakura**
Saki-chan.
**[21:47] Sakura**
*Today wasn't very idol-ish, though.*
**[21:50] Staff**
Well, that was amazing.
**[21:52] Staff**
Please come again.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Guerrilla Show!
**[23:26] Saki**
Saki here!
**[23:27] Saki**
If we're doing this,
we're going all the way to the top!
**[23:30] Saki**
And we're gonna take the rip-roaring
hot blooded approach!
***SIGN*** The Mibu Wolves
**[23:32] Saki**
Next time on episode 3 of *Zombie
Land Saga*: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: DEAD OR LIVE SAGA
**[23:36] Saki**
Watch it or get your ass kicked!
# E3 - DEAD OR LIVE SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6W4MW08R/dead-or-live-saga)
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**[00:00] MS**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*!
**[00:02] MS**
These girls were revived as zombies
**[00:04] MS**
and, after they regained consciousness,
**[00:06] MS**
it was time to get down to idol activities!
**[00:07] MS**
Or that was the idea,
but nobody is ready to do
**[00:09] MS**
something like that out of the blue,
zombie or not!
**[00:11] MS**
Nobody was on the same page,
**[00:13] MS**
and they didn't get how scary
being a zombie really is,
**[00:15] MS**
and everybody gave me a really hard time!
**[00:17] MS**
But, maybe because of that,
I was able to cut loose and spit a hot rap!
**[00:21] MS**
And that's how I took my first
step towards being an idol...
**[00:24] MS**
except that's not how it works!
**[00:28] TK**
Hey, good morning, ladies!
**[00:35] TK**
G'morning!
**[00:37] TK**
G'morning!
**[00:40] NS**
Hey, give it a rest!
**[00:42] NS**
You're freaking her out!
**[00:44] TK**
That being the case, we jumped into
the event at Saga Castle yesterday,
**[00:50] TK**
and I'm gonna be blunt with you.
**[00:53] TK**
The fact is...
**[00:56] TK**
You did a great job!
**[00:59] TK**
I'm amazed you were able to keep
the lid on the whole zombie thing
**[01:02] TK**
in spite of playing hot potato with a head!
**[01:05] TK**
The kindness you used to help each other...
**[01:07] TK**
One for zombies! All for zombies!
**[01:11] TK**
So this applause goes out to you girls!
**[01:14] TK**
That was some nice zombie-ing!
**[01:15] TK**
Now, applaud each other! Go on!
**[01:17] TK**
That was nice zombie-ing!
Very nice zombie-ing!
**[01:21] TK**
And you, Sakura!
**[01:22] MS**
Yes?!
**[01:23] TK**
Your raps? Yeah.
**[01:25] TK**
Good vibes. Uh-huh.
**[01:27] TK**
Good rhymes. Yeah.
**[01:29] MS**
**[01:32] MS**
Well...
**[01:33] TK**
Don't go getting full of yourself, dumbass!
**[01:38] TK**
You think this is the time for fun time
happy grins now that the event's over?!
**[01:42] TK**
Seems to me like you've lost sight
of the real objective here!
**[01:45] TK**
You're the little lost idols!
**[01:49] TK**
As it stands, you zombies could keep at it for
three billion years and still not become idols!
**[01:53] TK**
And the task you pitiful zombies
should be focusing on next...
**[01:58] TK**
Is this.
***SIGN*** Guerrilla Performance!
**[02:08] MS**
A guerrilla performance?
**[02:10] HL**
He couldn't spell it.
**[02:11] YR**
Sakura-han...
**[02:13] YR**
What exactly is a guerrilla performance?
**[02:15] MS**
Well...
**[02:16] MS**
You don't tell anybody about it,
and start singing and dancing in the city.
**[02:22] YR**
Oh, like testing a sword on
someone who's passing by.
**[02:28] MS**
But if we do that, won't the
police come after us again?
**[02:32] TK**
Don't worry about it.
**[02:34] TK**
As long as you have your makeup on,
no one will guess what's up.
**[02:36] TK**
You'll get a slap on the wrist, at most.
**[02:39] NS**
Quit wussing out, Sakura!
**[02:41] NS**
How are we gonna run a rally
if we let the pigs scare us?
**[02:44] KS**
You won't be able to freestyle
your way out of this one, either.
**[02:48] KS**
This time you're going to act like a real
idol group and pull off this guerrilla show!
**[02:54] KJ**
Excuse me...
**[02:55] KS**
What's up, Junko?
**[02:56] KJ**
I've performed solo before,
but never as part of a group.
**[03:02] KS**
You loner!
**[03:04] JK**
L-Loner?
**[03:05] KS**
Yeah, because you're a loner!
**[03:08] KS**
The guerrilla show is tomorrow morning,
in the plaza over by Karatsu Station!
**[03:12] MS**
Tomorrow?!
**[03:14] MA**
We're not going to get a song and dance
number down with only one day to practice.
**[03:18] MA**
I guess you're not getting any sleep, then!
**[03:20] TK**
Though, considering you're zombies,
you don't really need sleep, I guess.
***SIGN*** Episode 3
**[03:36] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[03:38] Intro**
No, even if we're dead, we
will make them come true!
**[03:41] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[03:43] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[03:47] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[05:01] NS**
Is this for real?
**[05:03] NS**
Man, you have to remember a bunch
of crap when you're an idol.
**[05:06] MS**
It's nothing but learning
new things, Saki-chan.
**[05:08] HL**
Hey, me, me, me!
**[05:10] NS**
What's all the noise about, shrimpy?
**[05:11] HL**
My name is not shrimpy!
**[05:14] HL**
I'm the shining star of the stage,
Lily Hoshikawa!
**[05:18] NS**
You wanna die?
**[05:19] MS**
What is it, Lily-chan?
**[05:21] HL**
Before we start practicing,
shouldn't we pick a leader?
**[05:25] MS**
Leader?
**[05:26] MS**
Yeah! An idol group needs one, right?
**[05:29] MS**
That way they can make decisions
and keep things moving!
**[05:33] MS**
In that case...
**[05:34] MS**
I think we should have
our experienced idols—
**[05:38] MA**
That is not happening.
**[05:44] NS**
Uh...
**[05:49] NS**
I'm the first captain of Dorami,
a ladies' biker gang from Saga!
**[05:54] NS**
The name's Saki Nikaido!
**[05:55] NS**
Good to meet ya!
**[05:57] NS**
I think that the first captain of this team
**[06:01] NS**
oughta be me, Saki Nikaido!
**[06:05] NS**
Good to have ya aboard!
**[06:06] HL**
Wow, loud.
**[06:08] NS**
Anybody else wanna step up?
**[06:12] MS**
Doesn't look like it...
**[06:14] NS**
Hell yeah!
**[06:15] NS**
Then I've got this captain thing down!
**[06:17] NS**
So, what, I guess we take Kyushu over first?
**[06:19] MS**
The term is leader, not captain, Saki-chan.
**[06:22] HL**
Next I think we should settle
on a name for the group!
**[06:26] NS**
A name for the group?
**[06:27] HL**
Stuff like "Death Musume"
and "Green Face"...
**[06:29] HL**
None of Tatsumi's ideas are idol-ish at all!
**[06:32] MS**
That's true...
**[06:34] HL**
How about this?!
**[06:36] HL**
"Lily With Cutie Lily Magic!"
**[06:40] MS**
Where are the rest of us?
**[06:42] NS**
Damn it, shrimpy, even your
ideas are kiddy as hell.
**[06:45] NS**
A team's gotta have a name like this!
***SIGN*** Wicked Rage Void Slackers
**[06:49] MS**
How do you pronounce that?
**[06:51] NS**
Jeanne d'Arc!
**[06:53] HL**
Lame.
**[06:54] YR**
I think it has an impressive ring to it.
**[06:57] NS**
You've got a good eye, Sis!
**[07:00] YR**
Why not something along these lines, then?
***SIGN*** The Mibu Wolves
**[07:03] MS**
The Mibu Wolves?
**[07:05] NS**
Hey, that might work!
**[07:07] HL**
Hell no.
**[07:08] YR**
They'd visit me all the time
when I was in Shimabara...
**[07:13] HL**
Come on, come on, I want something cuter!
**[07:16] MS**
Well, it is an idol group...
**[07:19] NS**
Hey, damn it!
**[07:20] MS**
Tae-chan! We're talking
about something important!
**[07:35] MS**
You can't suck on that!
It's really bad for you!
**[07:38] MS**
Oh, come on! Stop!
**[07:38] KJ**
We're zombies already, though.
**[07:48] MS**
Tae-chan!
**[07:49] NS**
This is getting to be a pain in the ass.
**[07:52] NS**
Sakura, figure it out.
**[07:54] MS**
Wait, me?!
**[07:55] NS**
You've got something in mind, right?
**[07:57] MS**
Well... how about Framboise?
**[08:00] HL**
Oh, that's kind of cute!
**[08:02] NS**
Fu Ran what now?
***SIGN*** Rotten Chaos
**[08:05] MS**
You don't need to write it in kanji...
**[08:07] NS**
Kinda seems dull to me...
**[08:09] HL**
The way she wrote it makes it sound stinky.
I don't like it anymore.
**[08:12] YR**
Well, since we are zombies,
it wouldn't surprise me if we did stink.
**[08:24] HL**
A-Anyway, let's pick that group name!
**[08:26] HL**
We need to decide!
**[08:28] NS**
You got anything else, Sakura?
**[08:29] MS**
Uh, well...
**[08:31] MS**
Fra... fran... chise? No, not that...
**[08:34] MS**
Fre... French Bread?
**[08:36] MS**
French... Cream Puffs?
**[08:40] NS**
What's that?
**[08:41] HL**
Ew! The ink from before!
**[08:43] MS**
Was that Tae-chan sneezing?
**[08:46] MS**
You think she's okay?
**[08:49] HL**
Hang on...
**[08:52] MS**
What is it, Lily-chan?
**[08:53] HL**
You know what?
I don't think she was sneezing.
**[08:58] HL**
It was, but not just that!
**[09:01] HL**
That's it!
**[09:03] HL**
That's our name now that we've been reborn!
**[09:07] HL**
Franchouchou!
**[09:08] HL**
That's our new name!
**[09:10] MS**
Franchouchou?
**[09:12] HL**
Yeah! Franchouchou!
**[09:14] YR**
Franchouchou...
**[09:15] NS**
Franchouchou?
**[09:19] NS**
That might actually work.
**[09:21] YR**
Yes! It has a lovely sound to it.
**[09:24] YR**
It's super cute!
**[09:25] YR**
Way better than any of Tatsumi's!
**[09:27] MS**
Franchouchou...
**[09:29] MS**
It's like the more you say it,
the cuter it sounds!
**[09:32] MS**
That was amazing, Tae-chan!
**[09:35] NS**
Fu Ran Shu Shu....
***SIGN*** Rotten Chaos Stank Gang
**[09:38] NS**
What? It's fine!
**[09:40] MS**
No kanji...
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
**[09:42] NS**
I guess we're doing this.
**[09:44] NS**
Starting today, the seven of
us are team Franchouchou!
**[09:48] HL**
We just need to get the song
and dance down now!
**[09:52] MS**
Yeah!
**[09:53] NS**
Hell yeah! All right, Franchouchou!
**[09:56] NS**
We're practicing our asses off now!
**[09:59] NS**
Let's do it!
**[10:01] Others**
Let's do it!
**[10:04] HL**
I don't think we can pull this off...
**[10:07] NS**
I guess we need more than guts.
**[10:09] MS**
I thought I understood, but...
dancing and singing are so hard.
**[10:15] NS**
We're screwed if we don't get it together...
**[10:17] HL**
We won't make it in time, anyway.
**[10:19] MS**
* No one has any experience,*
* other than Ai-chan and Junko-chan.*
**[10:25] HL**
Tae-chan?
**[10:25] MS**
* We've never been able to*
* pull it off in practice,*
**[10:29] MS**
* and tomorrow we have*
* to do it in front of people?*
**[10:32] NS**
Whoa, hold up! That's dangerous!
**[10:35] HL**
Nope, nope, nope, nope!
**[10:37] MS**
* If you think about it logically,*
* there's no way it'll work...*
**[10:39] MS**
* I mean, the idea of zombies*
* being idols in itself is...*
**[10:44] HL**
Sakura-chan!
**[10:45] NS**
Hey, Sakura, get off, quick!
**[10:46] MS**
*But I need to know...*
**[10:49] MS**
* I need to know what I felt when I went*
* up on stage for the first time!*
**[11:09] NS**
Sakura!
**[11:10] HL**
Sakura-chan!
**[11:14] MS**
I'm going back and practicing some more!
**[11:17] NS**
Hey...
**[11:18] MS**
Saki-chan! Lily-chan! Tae-chan!
**[11:21] MS**
Even us... Even zombies...
If we work hard...
**[11:27] MS**
If we don't give up, I know we can—
**[11:37] YR**
Sakura-han.
**[11:39] YR**
What happened to practicing?
**[11:41] YR**
Even us... Even zombies... If we work hard,
**[11:45] YR**
if we don't give up, I'm sure we can manage!
**[11:50] MS**
Yeah, I was about to—
**[11:51] NS**
No, Sakura. Big Sis Yugiri is right.
**[11:56] HL**
I think Yugirin snapped
me out of my funk, too!
**[12:04] KJ**
They're taking a while.
**[12:07] KJ**
Yugiri-san went to get them
and hasn't come back, either.
**[12:10] KJ**
Did they give up?
**[12:15] KJ**
I think that might be for the best.
**[12:18] KJ**
An idol act isn't something that
can be pulled off overnight.
**[12:22] KJ**
And...
**[12:23] KJ**
I don't think a hastily put together
show is what an audience wants to see.
**[12:29] MA**
Even if it's a rush job, I think a crowd
will appreciate it if it's sincere.
**[12:36] MA**
But that's *if* it's sincere.
**[12:38] NS**
All right, let's get cracking!
**[12:41] NS**
We're gonna get this down by tomorrow!
**[12:44] Everybody**
Yeah!
**[12:52] MS**
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
**[12:59] HL**
Ow!
**[13:01] ---**
One, two—
**[13:02] MS**
Lily-chan! Are you okay?
**[13:04] HL**
The movement in this part is way too hard!
**[13:06] NS**
You gotta put more guts into it!
**[13:08] HL**
I tried that already!
**[13:09] YR**
No fighting, now.
**[13:21] KJ**
I'm sorry.
**[13:26] NS**
Sakura.
**[13:27] NS**
Even if we're the only ones who wanna try,
we should keep at it.
**[13:32] NS**
Let's start over from the beginning!
**[13:34] NS**
I'm gonna roll the music!
**[13:42] MA**
What do you want?
**[13:44] TK**
A zombie that doesn't dance
is just a regular zombie.
**[13:46] MA**
Being an idol isn't as
simple as you're thinking.
**[13:50] TK**
What difference does that make?
**[13:52] MA**
I'm saying this can't possibly work!
**[13:55] TK**
Do you seriously think that?
**[13:59] MA**
Of course I do...
**[14:00] TK**
Then why were you two idols?
**[14:08] TK**
The others are zombies,
but they're trying to live.
**[14:13] TK**
How long do you two intend to just rot?
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[14:45] TK**
Everyone ready?
**[14:51] TK**
From this moment on, you're a guerrilla
squadron prowling the concrete jungle.
**[14:56] TK**
Here at the battlefield in front of this
train station, you're launching an ambush
**[14:59] TK**
on passersby to throw them into confusion
**[15:01] TK**
so you can seize victory!
**[15:09] TK**
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, everybody go!
**[15:12] TK**
Okay, go, go, go, go! Okay,
go. Okay, go, go! Okay, go!
**[15:13] HL**
Let's do it!
**[15:17] TK**
Okay, go!
**[15:21] TK**
Go.
**[15:28] MS**
*Ai-chan... Junko-chan...*
**[15:31] NS**
Sakura.
**[15:36] MS**
*We'll have to go on without them, for now.*
**[15:40] NS**
Okay, let's put that practice to use.
**[15:55] NS**
Uh, we're Franchouchou!
**[15:59] NS**
We're gonna give this song our all,
so thanks for listening!
**[16:18] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
**[16:22] [SONG] Song**
A miracle that you're longing to feel!
**[16:26] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! You just wish for it
**[16:27] Crowd**
What's that all about?
**[16:28] Crowd**
Hey, look there! Is she singing
with squid in her mouth?
**[16:30] [SONG] Song**
Excitement until you hit the limit
and want more, more, more, and more!
**[16:32] Crowd**
Oh, man, she is! Why, though?
**[16:42] [SONG] Song**
When were my dreams filled
with that yearning?
**[16:46] [SONG] Song**
Was it all just a story hidden in my heart?
**[16:49] [SONG] Song**
With reality getting vivid and even scary,
**[16:51] [SONG] Song**
those thoughts seemed
like they might vanish!
**[16:54] [SONG] Song**
I awake in the light!
**[16:56] [SONG] Song**
Wanna succeed so gotta get it right!
**[16:57] [SONG] Song**
Never gonna stop, so gotta proceed!
**[16:59] [SONG] Song**
Giving my all to walk this way!
**[17:01] [SONG] Song**
Heading straight down the
path to a gentle future!
**[17:02] [SONG] Song**
I'm not sure if I can keep walking...
**[17:10] [SONG] Song**
That can't be true, and you know it!
**[17:13] [SONG] Song**
Just take a look around and
around and around and around...
**[17:17] HL**
Ow!
**[17:18] MS**
Lily-chan!
**[17:25] MA**
Idiot! Keep singing!
**[17:29] MS**
Can you get up?
**[17:30] HL**
I'm sorry. I bumped into you again...
**[17:36] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! You just have to think it...
**[17:38] MS**
*I guess one night really isn't enough...*
**[17:42] NS**
Sorry!
**[17:42] [SONG] Song**
Aim for it! Reach for it!
The greatest! The highest!
**[17:44] MS**
E-Everyone, let's stay calm!
**[17:47] [SONG] Song**
There's not a thing to fear,
not a single one!
**[17:50] [SONG] Song**
Let it reach all the way out,
our passionate feelings!
**[17:51] MS**
* For now, right now, we just*
* have to try our hardest!*
**[17:53] [SONG] Song**
With our souls singing free!
**[17:56] [SONG] Song**
Cut in!
**[18:00] MS**
* Just like we practiced...*
* Just like we practiced...*
**[18:06] MS**
*No way! I forgot the lyrics!*
**[18:11] MS**
*What now?! What do I do now?!*
**[18:12] Smug JKS**
What are they doing?
**[18:14] MS**
*Lyrics, come back! Please come back!*
**[18:19] [SONG] Song**
But I'm a little scared...
**[18:24] [SONG] Song**
That can't be true, and you know it!
**[18:28] [SONG] Song**
You'll be okay, so just...
**[18:29] [SONG] Song**
Fight, fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight!
**[18:44] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! You just have to rise up!
**[18:47] [SONG] Song**
And your unstoppable wish
will grow, grow, grow,
**[18:51] [SONG] Song**
and never, ever, ever die!
**[18:54] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
**[18:57] [SONG] Song**
A miracle...
**[18:58] [SONG] Song**
...that you're longing to feel!
**[19:00] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! Just hope for it!
**[19:03] [SONG] Song**
A lovely...
**[19:04] [SONG] Song**
...type of new thrill.
**[19:06] [SONG] Song**
Now give!
**[19:07] [SONG] Song**
It!
**[19:07] [SONG] Song**
To!
**[19:07] [SONG] Song**
Me!
**[19:07] [SONG] Song**
Call for it, call for it,
the best and the highest,
**[19:11] [SONG] Song**
and there's not a thing you
can't get, not a single one!
**[19:11] MS**
*This girl... She's having so much fun...*
**[19:14] [SONG] Song**
Let it reach all the way out,
our passionate feelings!
**[19:15] MS**
*She's smiling!*
**[19:18] [SONG] Song**
With our tender souls!
**[19:20] [SONG] Song**
Cut in!
**[19:44] MS**
*Are we done...?*
**[19:46] MA**
What about signing off?
**[19:50] NS**
Uh, we're Franchouchou!
**[19:57] NS**
Next time we're gonna pull
that off better, okay?
**[20:01] NS**
Glad to have ya!
**[20:05] Mom**
What are you doing?
**[20:09] Mom**
Come on.
**[20:12] Girl**
Glad to have ya!
**[20:16] NS**
Well, that didn't work out too good.
**[20:20] Cops**
Come on now, girls!
**[20:24] Cops**
What're you doing?
**[20:26] Cops**
You can't just put on a show without asking!
**[20:29] Cops**
Where are your permits, huh?
**[20:30] Cops**
You wanna get arrested?
**[20:32] Cops**
I can arrest you, y'know!
**[20:34] NS**
You got some kinda problem?!
**[20:35] YR**
Saki-han! Now's not the time!
**[20:37] HL**
You're our leader, remember!
**[20:39] MS**
Sorry! We'll be gone in a second!
**[20:42] Cop**
Do I know you?
**[20:45] MS**
Uh, well...
**[20:48] TK**
We're pulling out!
**[20:50] TK**
Come on, go, go, go, go!
**[20:50] Cop**
Man, he scared me.
**[20:52] NS**
Go, go, go!
**[20:52] TK**
Okay, go! Okay, go!
**[20:52] YR**
On the way!
**[20:55] TK**
Okay, go! Okay, go!
**[20:59] TK**
Okay, go! Okay, go!
**[21:01] TK**
Okay, go! Okay, go!
**[21:05] Cop**
That gal's reaction...
**[21:07] Cop**
I must've poured on too much charm!
**[21:19] JK**
We ended up joining in, didn't we?
**[21:25] MS**
Ai-chan. Junko-chan.
**[21:28] MS**
Thank you for today.
**[21:33] MS**
If it hadn't been for you two...
no one would've watched us finish.
**[21:38] MA**
And?
**[21:39] MS**
You two were just so amazing...
**[21:43] MS**
The rest of us might
not be able to be idols...
**[21:48] MS**
But that just makes me
want to practice more!
**[21:55] MS**
It might just be pretending for now...
**[21:58] MS**
And we're zombies... so that doesn't help...
**[22:03] MS**
But I'm going to work hard, and together,
**[22:07] MS**
I want to make sure Franchouchou
can be a real idol group!
**[22:14] MS**
I'm sure they all think the same.
**[22:27] MS**
Goodnight.
**[22:34] JK**
That really was a mess of a concert today.
**[22:40] JK**
But not performing alone...
felt better than I imagined.
**[22:47] JK**
Thank you for helping.
**[23:07] MA**
Starting over from scratch...
**[23:12] MA**
Franchouchou, huh?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:26] JK**
This is Junko. I really do love singing.
**[23:29] JK**
Will I really be able to return
to the bright lights of the stage?
**[23:33] JK**
Next time on *Zombie Land Saga*
Episode 4: Warming Dead Saga.
***SIGN*** Episode 4: Warming Dead SAGA
**[23:37] JK**
I hope you enjoy it.
# E4 - Warming Dead SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QW9V2G6/warming-dead-saga)
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**[00:01] ---**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*!
***SIGN*** The Mibu Wolves
**[00:03] ---**
Since our name and roles were all
kinda vague, we decided to talk it over!
**[00:07] ---**
Saki-chan is now our leader and the name
of the group is Franchouchou!
**[00:10] ---**
The name's a little zombie-ish,
and cute to boot!
**[00:12] ---**
Our first act after deciding our name was,
of all things, a guerrilla show!
**[00:15] ---**
It was the first time we've
done anything idol-ish,
**[00:17] ---**
but it made it pretty clear that we've
still got a long, long way to go!
**[00:20] ---**
Good grief!
**[00:21] ---**
We'll have to practice singing
and dancing a whole bunch more!
**[00:24] ---**
You can do it, me! We can
do it, Franchouchou!
**[00:30] Kotaro**
Hey, good morning!
**[00:33] Kotaro**
What's all this? You're looking kinda down!
**[00:36] Kotaro**
Good morning!
**[00:38] Sakura**
Good morning...
**[00:42] Kotaro**
All right, girls.
**[00:43] Kotaro**
Looks like you're taking your
lessons pretty seriously.
**[00:47] Kotaro**
Have you gotten used
to your group's name yet?
**[00:49] Kotaro**
Franchoo-choo!
**[00:51] Sakura**
That's not it! It's Franchouchou!
**[00:53] Kotaro**
Flourochlorochouchou!
**[00:55] Sakura**
Franchou—
**[00:55] Kotaro**
Franchouchou! Yes, I know!
**[00:57] Kotaro**
Ain't it cute?
**[00:59] Kotaro**
Yes! Oh-so cute!
**[01:01] Kotaro**
Okay, Franchouchou.
**[01:02] Kotaro**
It was painfully clear
what a bunch of brain-dead
**[01:04] Kotaro**
zombie idols you are with that
guerrilla show last month,
**[01:07] Kotaro**
but you seem to have grown a bit since then.
**[01:10] Kotaro**
This is where the real game begins.
**[01:13] Kotaro**
Right, Saki?
**[01:14] Saki**
Yeah, I guess.
**[01:15] Kotaro**
You bet it is!
**[01:17] Kotaro**
What about you, Lily?
**[01:19] Lily**
I-I'll—
**[01:20] Kotaro**
Great!
**[01:21] Kotaro**
Now, given that, what's your next mo—
**[01:24] Kotaro**
Answer, Sakura!
**[01:26] Sakura**
I... dunno?
**[01:28] Sakura**
Oh, maybe recording a CD of
our song and selling it?
**[01:31] Kotaro**
Oh, very nice! That's a pretty good idea.
**[01:34] Kotaro**
Well, let's just call a recording studio and...
Yeah, that's not gonna happen, dumbass!
**[01:39] Kotaro**
How the hell's that gonna happen?!
**[01:41] Kotaro**
Where's the money gonna come from?!
**[01:43] Kotaro**
I haven't earned a single yen on you guys
and your raggedy-ass performances so far,
**[01:48] Kotaro**
and do you realize how
much they've cost me?!
**[01:50] Kotaro**
Even gas for the van isn't free,
y'know, you stupid zombie!
**[01:58] Kotaro**
That being the case, our budget has run dry.
**[02:01] Saki**
What the hell do we do, then?!
**[02:04] Kotaro**
Well, when there's no money,
you earn more. Duh.
***SIGN*** "Business"
**[02:08] Sakura**
Business...?
**[02:09] Ai**
Are there even any businesses
in Saga that would hire idols?
**[02:12] Kotaro**
There are, in fact! Because I am awesome!
***SIGN*** "Business"
**[02:14] Kotaro**
It's a big Saga pharmaceutical
company, Hisanaka Pharma!
**[02:18] Kotaro**
If it goes well, this could
end in a partnership!
**[02:20] Sakura**
Partnership?
**[02:21] Saki**
Look, I don't get it, but when is
this business stuff going down?
**[02:25] Kotaro**
Right now.
**[02:27] Kotaro**
The act they had booked for their
company trip isn't going to make it.
**[02:31] Ai**
Why are all your ideas last minute—
**[02:33] Kotaro**
Because we don't get enough
chances to let any slip by!
**[02:35] Kotaro**
Idols have a limited shelf life nowadays.
**[02:38] Kotaro**
And you zombies can be
overworked without dying!
**[02:41] Kotaro**
Which means we're doing this.
**[02:43] Kotaro**
Just do like you've practiced
and show off your stuff.
**[02:48] Kotaro**
Incidentally, the location is going
to be the Ureshino Hot Springs.
**[02:51] Junko**
Hot springs?!
**[02:54] Saki**
Hey, sounds good!
**[02:55] Saki**
We've just been washing off
in the yard, after all.
**[02:58] Yugiri**
This could be a chance to wash off
some of the decay from Franchouchou.
**[03:05] Kotaro**
And they're being nice enough
to put us up overnight.
**[03:08] Sakura**
We're staying the night?
**[03:10] Saki**
Sounds like we can let it all hang out!
**[03:12] Kotaro**
Except none of you are going
into the hot springs!
**[03:15] Kotaro**
Because you can't walk around outside
of your room without your makeup!
**[03:18] Kotaro**
Yeah, sucks to be you!
**[03:21] Kotaro**
If you think you've got enough time
to splish splash in a hot spring,
**[03:24] Kotaro**
then use that time for practice!
**[03:31] Sakura**
Excuse me...
**[03:33] Kotaro**
What's up?
**[03:34] Sakura**
What does this pharmaceutical
company sell, anyway?
**[03:40] Kotaro**
This is it.
***SIGN*** Saganship Z
**[03:43] Sakura**
Saganship Z?
***SIGN*** Episode 4 Warming Dead SAGA
**[03:54] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[03:56] Intro**
No, even if we're dead, we
will make them come true!
**[03:59] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[04:01] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[04:05] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[05:17] Kotaro**
You're in room 606.
**[05:20] Kotaro**
You're on at 18:00.
**[05:22] Sakura**
Understood!
**[05:24] Kotaro**
You better be practicing
while I'm sightseeing,
**[05:26] Kotaro**
since I went to the trouble of
setting up a room to rehearse in.
**[05:29] Sakura**
Right!
**[05:30] Sakura**
Wait... Kotaro-san, what did
you say you would be doing?
**[05:34] Kotaro**
Sightseeing.
**[05:37] Kotaro**
Gonna see me them sights!
**[05:44] Saki**
Well, what're we gonna do?
**[05:47] Sakura**
What do you mean?
**[05:49] Saki**
You're not seriously gonna go
straight to practice, right?
**[05:51] Sakura**
But we need to rehearse!
**[05:52] Saki**
Yeah, later!
**[05:53] Saki**
Why does only shades there get to goof off?
That's what I'm getting at!
**[05:56] Sakura**
We can't!
**[05:58] Saki**
You wanna die?
**[06:00] Saki**
We've been cooped up practicing non-stop!
**[06:03] Saki**
And now we're here in Ureshino!
**[06:06] Lily**
I wanna go for a walk, too!
**[06:07] Saki**
See, shrimpy gets it!
**[06:09] Lily**
I am not shrimpy! My name is Lily!
**[06:12] Yugirin**
A little bit couldn't hurt.
**[06:15] Yugirin**
I'd like to get a look at
what a modern town is like.
**[06:18] Lily**
We've got our makeup on,
and we'll all be together.
**[06:20] Lily**
And we'll be extra careful so
no one finds out we're zombies!
**[06:24] Saki**
Won't we, shrimpy?
**[06:25] Lily**
My name is Lily.
**[06:28] Sakura**
I guess if everyone agrees...
**[06:32] Saki**
Ai, Junko, you two cool with that?
**[06:37] Junko**
I don't know if it's a good idea, but...
***SIGN*** Ureshino Hot Springs
Siebold Baths
***SIGN*** Saga
**[06:54] Sakura**
Junko-chan, Junko-chan!
**[06:56] Sakura**
This fish sculpture is supposed
to help with skin and health!
**[06:59] Sakura**
It says to spread water on it!
**[07:01] Junko**
Let's do it.
**[07:04] Saki**
Damn, they're getting into it...
**[07:04] Sakura**
Come on, more!
**[07:23] Kotaro**
It's a real honor to hear from
Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals.
**[07:28] PR**
The people from the inn
actually told us about you.
**[07:31] Kotaro**
I'm glad I was able to
get a chance to meet you
**[07:34] Kotaro**
thanks to my regular interactions
with different lodgings
**[07:36] Kotaro**
and the chamber of commerce.
**[07:37] PR**
Is running an idol group out of
Saga a lot of trouble nowadays?
**[07:41] Kotaro**
Well, I'd say there are times it feels like
we're fighting the current of history.
**[07:43] Kotaro**
But I like to think that if we're
able to make our mark at all,
**[07:46] Kotaro**
we'll leave a larger impact for it.
**[07:48] PR**
You might be right.
**[07:50] Kotaro**
And through that, we'll revitalize Saga.
**[07:52] Kotaro**
That's what's at the core of
Franchouchou's operations.
**[07:57] PR**
Revitalize Saga...?
**[07:58] Kotaro**
Yes.
**[07:59] Kotaro**
That's why, even though
we're in different fields,
**[08:03] Kotaro**
your company being one of the biggest
in Saga means we look up to you.
**[08:06] PR**
Well, we're actually trying to
widen our potential customer base
**[08:12] PR**
to appeal more to younger people.
**[08:15] Kotaro**
In that case, we'd love to help!
**[08:18] Kotaro**
If we were to become partners,
I'm sure we could meet your expectations.
**[08:22] PR**
I'm looking forward to
tonight's performance.
**[08:25] Kotaro**
That's good to hear.
**[08:27] Kotaro**
I'm sure they're all practicing
their hearts out as we speak...
**[08:31] Kotaro**
Their... hearts... out...
**[08:35] PR**
Is something wrong?
**[08:46] Junko**
I've never used a foot bath before.
**[08:48] Junko**
It feels lovely.
**[08:49] Yugiri**
Downright heavenly.
**[08:51] Sakura**
Feels kinda funny doing this.
**[08:54] Lily**
What do you mean?
**[08:55] Sakura**
If we had never come back as zombies,
**[08:58] Sakura**
we never would've met like this.
**[09:00] Sakura**
We're all from different times.
**[09:02] Saki**
Sure as hell don't feel dead, though.
**[09:05] Saki**
Kinda cool.
**[09:06] Lily**
I bet even if I had been in the same time,
**[09:08] Lily**
I'd never have gone near
anyone like Saki-chan!
**[09:10] Saki**
Stuff it!
**[09:11] Yugiri**
I honestly feel like I'm a child again.
**[09:15] Sakura**
I guess so!
**[09:16] Sakura**
The whole world must seem different.
**[09:18] Ai**
How exactly did we become zombies, though?
**[09:21] Ai**
I thought bodies were cremated in Japan.
**[09:25] Junko**
And just who exactly is Tatsumi-san?
**[09:29] Sakura**
Why's everybody looking at me?!
**[09:30] Ai**
Because you were awake first, remember?
**[09:33] Sakura**
Yeah, but I have no idea!
**[09:35] Saki**
Look, don't sweat the small stuff.
**[09:38] Ai**
And I doubt he'd ever give
us a straight answer...
**[09:40] Saki**
The only thing we can say for sure is that
right now we're using this foot bath, together.
**[09:45] Saki**
See, aren't you glad we came?
**[09:46] Sakura**
Yeah! But we have to practice—
**[09:49] Saki**
I know!
**[09:55] Saki**
Hey, Ai-chan...
**[09:58] Saki**
Do you think we can make it as proper idols?
**[10:02] Ai**
What do you think being a
proper idol means, Sakura?
**[10:06] Sakura**
Well... singing and dancing...
**[10:09] Sakura**
And making people happy.
**[10:11] Sakura**
Making them excited.
**[10:12] Ai**
Well, in that case, we need to
practice and learn a lot more.
**[10:20] Sakura**
Do you think we can if we
practice a whole bunch more?
**[10:40] Sakura**
I... I'm going to do everything I can.
**[10:44] Sakura**
I meant what I said after the guerrilla show!
**[10:50] Saki**
And if I'm in, I'm all the way in.
**[10:55] Yugiri**
I decided a very long time ago to
dedicate myself to entertaining others.
**[11:00] Lily**
I know how hard showbiz can be!
**[11:04] Junko**
I...
**[11:06] Junko**
I worked by myself when I was active.
**[11:08] Junko**
To be honest, there are times when I'm not
sure about being part of a group.
**[11:15] Junko**
But... if the rest of you are
serious about trying this,
**[11:19] Junko**
then I need to do my best as well, don't I?
**[11:22] Sakura**
Junko-chan!
**[11:23] Ai**
But I'm out the second I think
this isn't happening, okay?
**[11:26] Sakura**
I'll make sure you don't ever think that!
**[11:30] Saki**
Hell yeah!
**[11:31] Saki**
Let's give them something to
talk about at today's show!
**[11:34] Lily**
Like, how though? What do you mean?
**[11:36] Saki**
I dunno.
**[11:38] Yugiri**
What can we do to please
our guests tonight...?
**[11:43] Sakura**
Yugiri-san! Phrasing!
**[11:46] Junko**
M-Maybe we should know more
about their product first?
**[11:50] Sakura**
Oh, right! We've never
used Saganship Z before.
**[11:53] Saki**
All right, let's head back and try it out!
**[11:56] Sakura**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[12:09] Saki**
Slapping these things on is supposed
to fix stiff shoulders and back pain?
**[12:13] Junko**
That's the idea.
**[12:14] Saki**
For real?! That's awesome!
**[12:16] Sakura**
There's a warning about
putting them on other people.
***SIGN*** Saganship Z
**[12:19] Sakura**
Says it counts as practicing medicine.
**[12:20] Saki**
Who gives a crap?
**[12:22] Saki**
We're zombies, not people.
**[12:25] Sakura**
I'm... not sure that's...
**[12:28] Sakura**
Hey—
***SIGN*** Administering dermal patches to people
who aren't zombies is considered practicing
medicine. Please don't try this at home.
**[12:34] Sakura**
Wow! All my muscle fatigue is gone!
**[12:37] Saki**
It's because you're a zombie!
You must absorb stuff faster!
**[12:40] Lily**
Look, look! I can move a whole
bunch and it won't come off!
**[12:46] Saki**
Give it a try, Ai.
**[12:48] Ai**
I'm fine.
**[12:49] Ai**
It's not like I feel tire—
***SIGN*** Administering dermal patches to people
who aren't zombies is considered practicing
medicine. Please don't try this at home.
**[12:59] Sakura**
Can we use this in the performance somehow?
**[13:02] Sakura**
Maybe putting them on and then
dancing really energetically?
**[13:10] [SONG] Song**
Awaken now dreamer! Let your heart dance!
**[13:13] [SONG] Song**
And it's okay...
***SIGN*** Hisanaka Pharmaceuticals Banquet
**[13:14] [SONG] Song**
...even if it's a bit crazy
**[13:17] [SONG] Song**
Awaken now dreamer!
You want that excitement!
**[13:20] [SONG] Song**
The feeling...
**[13:21] [SONG] Song**
...of wanting to do more
**[13:22] [SONG] Song**
Gets bigger and bigger
and bigger and bigger...
**[13:26] Sakura**
Everyone, I know you all work
really hard at your jobs!
**[13:29] Sakura**
I hope we can help you all
recover a little bit tonight!
**[13:33] Sakura**
Please have a relaxing night with
Saganship Z and our singing!
**[13:40] Sakura**
I'm Number 1!
**[13:41] Sakura**
This is Number 2,
**[13:42] Sakura**
Number 3,
**[13:43] Sakura**
Number 4,
**[13:44] Sakura**
Number 5,
**[13:45] Sakura**
Number 6,
**[13:46] Sakura**
and Number 0!
**[13:47] Sakura**
We're Franchouchou!
**[13:48] Sakura**
And we're glad to be here!
**[13:50] [SONG] Song**
Unlimited dreaming!
**[13:55] [SONG] Song**
We're never giving up!
**[13:58] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! You just have to rise up!
**[14:01] [SONG] Song**
And your unstoppable wish will
**[14:04] [SONG] Song**
grow, grow, grow, and never, ever, ever die!
**[14:08] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
**[14:11] [SONG] Song**
A miracle...
**[14:12] [SONG] Song**
...that you're longing to feel
**[14:14] [SONG] Song**
Awaken returner! Just hope for it!
**[14:17] [SONG] Song**
A lovely...
**[14:18] [SONG] Song**
...type of new thrill
**[14:20] [SONG] Song**
Now give!
**[14:21] [SONG] Song**
It!
**[14:21] [SONG] Song**
To!
**[14:22] [SONG] Song**
Me!
**[14:22] [SONG] Song**
Call for it, call for it,
the best and the highest,
**[14:25] [SONG] Song**
and there's not a thing you can't get,
**[14:27] [SONG] Song**
not a single one!
**[14:28] [SONG] Song**
Let it reach all the way out,
our passionate feelings!
**[14:32] [SONG] Song**
With our tender souls!
**[14:34] [SONG] Song**
Cut in!
**[14:36] Kotaro**
Songs for the soul.
**[14:37] Kotaro**
Saganship Z for the body.
**[14:40] Kotaro**
Now that's relaxation.
**[15:09] Sakura**
*I'm so glad they liked it.*
**[15:12] Saki**
Hold up, Sakura.
**[15:13] Saki**
Don't take your makeup off yet.
**[15:15] Sakura**
Saki-chan?
**[15:16] Saki**
I can't stand it anymore!
**[15:18] Saki**
Let's hit that hot springs!
**[15:20] Saki**
It'd be crazy to come all
this way and not, y'know?
**[15:22] Sakura**
But if our makeup comes off,
we won't be able to make it back...
**[15:25] Saki**
Nobody's gonna be out this late. Y'know?
**[15:28] Sakura**
Kotaro-san's gonna get mad.
**[15:30] Saki**
Listen to me, Sakura.
**[15:33] Saki**
As long as nobody finds out, we're safe!
**[15:34] Sakura**
And if anyone does, we're out!
**[15:36] Saki**
Which is why it won't happen!
**[15:37] Sakura**
I dunno where all your
confidence comes from...
**[15:41] Saki**
It's because I've gotten into and
out of more trouble than you, girl.
**[15:45] Sakura**
But what about the others?
**[15:46] Sakura**
They'll all want to go in, too.
**[15:47] Saki**
We've gotta make the hard decision here.
**[15:50] Saki**
Less people, less suspicious!
**[15:52] Sakura**
Saki-chan, you're just trying to...
**[16:01] Sakura**
Junko-chan? What's up?
**[16:04] Junko**
I was going to take off my makeup
after you, Minamoto-san.
**[16:08] Junko**
And then...
**[16:09] Sakura**
Oh, we're not going!
**[16:11] Sakura**
It's too risky.
**[16:15] Junko**
I...
**[16:17] Junko**
I'd like to go in the hot spring, too.
**[16:22] Saki**
There you go.
**[16:23] Saki**
It's settled.
**[16:25] Saki**
The water here is supposed
to be great for your skin!
**[16:29] Saki**
Gonna make it nice and shiny!
**[16:31] Saki**
Maybe it'll turn that egghead
of yours shiny and soft-boiled!
**[16:49] Saki**
Come on, move it!
**[16:51] Saki**
We gotta get in and out, quick!
**[16:56] Sakura**
I feel revived...
**[16:58] Junko**
It really does feel that way.
**[17:00] Junko**
Even though we are zombies.
**[17:02] Sakura**
My skin's already looking smoother!
**[17:05] Saki**
It's because we're zombies!
**[17:06] Saki**
We must soak it up faster
since we're zombies!
**[17:08] Sakura**
Amazing!
**[17:09] Saki**
See what I told you?
**[17:10] Saki**
Your egghead's all shiny now.
**[17:15] Saki**
Actually, it kinda looks
like a century egg now.
**[17:21] Junko**
Something just touched me!
**[17:23] Saki**
All right, who's the asshole with
the guts to touch one of our girls?
**[17:29] Saki**
Looks like some kinda sheet.
**[17:33] Saki**
It's Saganship Z.
**[17:35] Saki**
Man, talk about absorbent.
**[17:37] Sakura**
Junko-chan, did you forget to
take the one on your back off?
**[17:41] Junko**
I forgot! I'm sorry.
**[17:46] Saki**
But, y'know... today went
pretty good, right?
**[17:50] Sakura**
I think so, too!
**[17:52] Sakura**
But...
**[17:54] Junko**
Well, the audience was happy,
and that's a good thing.
**[18:01] Junko**
But our performance
still needs a lot of work.
**[18:07] Junko**
Let's work hard. So next time, we can
reach them with just our singing and dancing.
**[18:12] Sakura**
Yeah!
**[18:15] Saki**
Feels like we've gone from
being Marutchi to Tamatchi!
**[18:27] Sakura**
That's the lady from Hisanaka
Pharmaceuticals...
**[18:30] Sakura**
What now?! What do we do?!
**[18:32] Saki**
Go underwater!
**[18:34] Saki**
We're zombies, so we can probably
make it without breathing!
**[18:39] ---**
Hey, wai—
**[18:43] PR**
Who's there?
**[19:01] Saki{garbled}**
Sakura!
**[19:06] Ai**
What was that?
**[19:45] PR**
H-Help me!
**[19:48] Yugiri**
Is something the matter?
**[19:54] Sakura**
Huh? What... What's going on?
**[19:56] Saki**
Explanations later! Room now!
**[20:08] Saki**
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
**[20:19] Kotaro**
Thank you so much for this opportunity.
**[20:21] Kotaro**
And, if you decide it's a good idea,
**[20:23] Kotaro**
I look forward to hearing from
you about the partnership.
**[20:30] Staff**
Oh...
**[20:31] Staff**
I'm sorry.
**[20:33] Staff**
She seems to have had quite a scare.
**[20:36] Staff**
The shock's made her forget everything
that happened yesterday.
**[20:41] Kotaro**
Sorry?
***SIGN*** "A severed head like a bowling ball..."
**[20:50] Kotaro**
Next time, I'm shaving your heads.
**[20:53] Lily**
That's when we went to the hot springs!
**[20:55] Lily**
They wrote about us, huh?
**[20:56] Saki**
Who the hell published that?!
**[20:58] Saki**
Let's find them and lean on them, hard!
**[21:00] Sakura**
I'm sorry...
**[21:02] Sakura**
Next time I'll be more careful.
**[21:06] Yugiri**
Come, now.
**[21:07] Yugiri**
We all used the foot bath together.
**[21:11] Yugiri**
I've never shared a moment like
that with a group before.
**[21:15] Yugiri**
It was a good bit of fun.
**[21:16] Lily**
Yeah! And I think the better we get along,
the better our performances will be!
**[21:21] Sakura**
Yugiri-san... Lily-chan...
**[21:24] Yugiri**
And it's not like we have to
worry about getting tired.
**[21:30] Saki**
Sis is right!
**[21:32] Saki**
We'll make up for this next time.
**[21:34] Sakura**
Yeah!
**[21:35] Saki**
Hell yeah! Let's bust our
asses and earn us a budget!
**[21:39] Everybody**
Yeah!
**[21:41] Ai**
You know the money's just
a means to an end, right?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Tatsumi Academy Franchouchou High
**[23:26] Yugiri**
This is Yugiri speaking.
**[23:27] Yugiri**
We've all got a common goal
we're working towards.
**[23:30] Yugiri**
It's quite beautiful.
**[23:32] Yugiri**
Next time on *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 5:
The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart.
***SIGN*** Episode 5: The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart
**[23:36] Yugiri**
Be sure to watch.
# E5 - The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart
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**[00:00] Sakura**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*!
**[00:02] Sakura**
We ran out of budget even though
we've barely done anything yet,
**[00:05] Sakura**
so we took our first offer for a paid job!
**[00:08] Sakura**
It was at a hot springs, of all places!
**[00:10] Sakura**
We got to relax and take in the sights.
It was kinda fun!
**[00:13] Sakura**
The show went great, and we were so excited
**[00:15] Sakura**
we couldn't control our girlish whimsy and
dove into the springs after being told not to!
**[00:19] Sakura**
Then we ran through the inn
with our zombieness exposed,
**[00:21] Sakura**
which ended with our chance for
a partnership going up in smoke!
**[00:23] Sakura**
Sakura really goofed this time!
Sowwy evewybody!
***SIGN*** Tatsumi Academy
Franchouchou High
**[00:33] Kotaro**
All right, play ball!
**[00:35] Kotaro**
We've got the championship game to determine
the ultimate idol high school today!
**[00:38] Kotaro**
After an interesting game, we're in the
ninth inning with three runs apiece!
***SIGN*** Tatsumi Academy
Franchouchou High
**[00:41] Kotaro**
Will Franchouchou High School be able to
hold it together through this inning?
**[00:44] Kotaro**
Pitching is their ace, Saki Nikaido!
**[00:47] Kotaro**
This is the first pitch. There it goes!
**[00:49] Kotaro**
Blammo!
**[00:52] Kotaro**
And that's a home ruuuu—
**[00:59] Kotaro**
Owie...
**[01:00] Saki**
That hurt, prick! I'm gonna kill you!
**[01:02] Kotarro**
Dirt... The dirt...
**[01:04] Kotarro**
The dirt... The dirt...
**[01:04] Sakura**
Uh, what exactly are you doing?
**[01:07] Kotaro**
I'm picking up some dirt off the field!
**[01:09] Kotaro**
Competitive fields are cruel, y'know!
**[01:11] Kotaro**
The second you let your guard
down, it can all fall apart!
**[01:14] Sakura**
O-Okay.
**[01:16] Kotaro**
I'm trying to say that if you get lazy,
you're gonna be in for-real trouble,
**[01:19] Kotaro**
you dim-witted zombies!
**[01:21] Kotaro**
You haven't forgotten that little "hey, we're
zombies" mess at the resort, have you?
**[01:25] Sakura**
No.
**[01:26] Kotaro**
You wanna get talked about,
make sure it's because you're idols!
**[01:29] Kotaro**
We haven't gotten any further
operating budget thanks to you!
**[01:31] Ai**
I'm pretty sure that's your fault.
**[01:33] Kotaro**
Well, I happen to have arranged a gig
**[01:36] Kotaro**
that even you slobs will be able
to hit a grand-slam home run with!
**[01:40] Kotaro**
Starting today, we're gonna
try to raise our profile!
**[01:42] Kotaro**
And the first step is having you appear in
a commercial for a certain mega-famous business!
**[01:47] Sakura**
We're getting offers for commercials?
**[01:50] Kotaro**
I know, right?
**[01:51] Kotaro**
You guys are gonna be so shocked
your hearts might start beating!
**[01:54] Kotaro**
Listen up... The mega-famous business
that's hired you for this commercial...
**[01:58] Kotaro**
is the famous Drive-In Tori!
***SIGN*** Drive-In Tori
***SIGN*** Episode 5 The Nice Bird SAGA in Your Heart
**[02:12] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[02:14] Intro**
No, even if we're dead, we
will make them come true!
**[02:17] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[02:19] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[02:23] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[03:37] CM**
* Yakitori number one, chicken and rice*
* number two, salad's number three for nutrition!*
**[03:41] CM**
* Service with a smile,*
* come on and get your fill!*
**[03:43] Saki**
Holy crap... It's really Drive Tori...
**[03:46] Sakura**
Say what?
**[03:46] CM**
* Fresh, tasty, and fun! Bring all your friends!*
* We're here for you every day...*
**[03:47] Saki**
Are you stupid?!
**[03:48] Saki**
It's Drive Tori! I will kill you!
**[03:51] Saki**
Sorry! I've never heard of them!
**[03:52] CM**
*at Drive-In Tori!*
**[03:52] Lily**
I've heard of them but never been.
**[03:54] Saki**
Unbelievable...
**[03:56] Saki**
All of you fail at Saga!
***SIGN*** Saga Fail
**[04:00] Sakura**
Is it that famous?
**[04:02] Kotaro**
You'll all learn how amazing
Drive Tori is in time.
**[04:05] Saki**
When?! When's the job?!
**[04:07] Kotaro**
Right now!
***SIGN*** Yakitori Number One,
Chicken and Rice Number Two
Drive-In Tori
**[04:15] Sakura**
Kinda... has that local business feel, huh?
**[04:18] Junko**
Mega-famous business...
**[04:21] Saki**
The homey feel! It's still the same!
***SIGN*** Take the Nation
**[04:30] Saki**
Back when I spent every day and
night tearing up the roads,
**[04:34] Saki**
we'd always hit this place
after raising some hell.
**[04:39] Saki**
I remember I always got the
number one meal with the gang.
**[04:43] Saki**
With a side of lettuce.
**[04:46] Sakura**
You really were a wild girl, huh, Saki-chan?
***SIGN*** Yakitori Number One,
Chicken and Rice Number Two
Drive-In Tori
**[04:49] Lily**
That bird's not very cute.
**[04:51] Saki**
Damn it, shrimpy! Don't you dare insult
Drive Tori's immortal Cocco-san!
**[04:55] Sakura**
Cocco-san?
**[04:56] Kotaro**
What the fudge are you girls doing?!
Move it already!
**[04:58] Owner**
This is the president of Drive-In Tori.
**[05:02] Prez**
Hello. It's nice to meet you all.
**[05:04] FCC**
Good after—
**[05:05] Saki**
Sir, yes, sir!
**[05:07] Lily**
Loud.
**[05:09] Prez**
I appreciate you all coming out.
**[05:11] Prez**
I'm looking forward to seeing you
all advertise our restaurant.
**[05:14] Prez**
Why don't we start by heading inside so you
can try some of our signature grilled chicken?
**[05:18] FCC**
Thank y—
**[05:19] Saki**
Sir, yes, sir!
**[05:31] Prez**
Most people think of beef when it
comes to yakiniku-style grilling,
**[05:34] Prez**
but in Saga, it's all about chicken.
**[05:39] Saki**
Sakura! Try some of that sauce,
and the garlic pepper!
**[05:43] Sakura**
Okay.
**[05:44] Saki**
All right, this one's looking pretty good.
**[05:45] Lily**
Hey, I was cooking that one!
**[05:49] Ai**
Why don't you get that one,
Lily? It's already well done.
**[05:52] Lily**
But I was cooking the other one!
**[05:53] Yugiri**
What are you looking at there, Junko-han?
**[05:55] Junko**
The honey and black vinegar
Calpis sounds good...
**[05:59] President**
And that sums up the seven
principals of Drive-In Tori.
**[06:02] Kotaro**
Oh, I see—
**[06:03] Kotaro**
Would it kill you all to listen?!
**[06:06] Prez**
No, it's okay. It's great to see
that they're enjoying the food.
**[06:11] Sakura**
The food really is amazing!
**[06:13] Prez**
I'm glad to hear that.
All our chicken is fresh—
**[06:16] Lily**
Aw, Tae-chan's eating raw chicken!
**[06:22] Prez**
Uh, it's not *that* fresh...
**[06:26] Kotaro**
Now, then...
**[06:27] Kotaro**
Shall we discuss the details of the shoot?
**[06:29] Prez**
Sure.
**[06:37] Saki**
Freaking sweet!
**[06:38] Junko**
The first outfit we wear other
than T-shirts... and it's this.
**[06:42] Ai**
Well, it's all so we can get
some real outfits someday.
**[06:44] Sakura**
That looks great on you, Junko-chan!
**[06:47] Junko**
It does?
**[06:48] Lily**
You're so cute, Yugirin!
**[06:50] Yugiri**
I wouldn't have minded an outfit
like this in my old line of work.
**[06:52] AD**
All right, is everybody ready to get started?!
***SIGN*** Commercial shoot!!!
No talking!!
Featuring
Franchouchou
Number 0
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
**[06:56] AD**
First up,
**[06:57] AD**
I wanna introduce the girls from Franchouchou
who are gonna be in the commercial today!
**[07:00] AD**
Give them a hand!
**[07:03] AD**
Next up is Cocco-kun-san!
**[07:06] AD**
Let's hear it for them!
***SIGN*** Chicken
**[07:20] Saki**
They've really got a hell of an aura!
**[07:22] Sakura**
Saki-chan...
**[07:23] Lily**
Yeah, that's not cute.
**[07:34] Sakura**
S-Sorry about that.
**[07:37] Sakura**
Tae-chan! That's not a real chicken!
**[07:39] Sakura**
I'm not supposed to say this too loud,
but there's someone inside!
**[07:43] AD**
All right, if everybody's ready,
we can get started!
**[07:47] AD**
Yeah!
**[07:47] FCC**
Thanks for having us!
**[07:50] Saki**
We're gonna give this our all!
**[07:51] Director**
All right, let's do a test run...
**[07:53] Director**
And action!
**[07:56] FCC**
Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number
two, salad's number three for nutrition!
**[08:00] FCC**
Service with a smile,
come on and get your fill!
**[08:04] FCC**
Yeah!
**[08:05] Director**
And cut!
**[08:06] AD**
Cut!
**[08:08] Director**
I could hear something weird in there.
**[08:11] Sakura**
S-Sorry about that.
**[08:13] Saki**
Tae, you gotta sing!
**[08:14] Sakura**
It's not gonna work, Saki-chan!
**[08:16] Sakura**
Tae-chan can't really do audio.
**[08:17] Sakura**
Wh-What do we do?
**[08:19] AD**
You girls ready?!
**[08:21] Sakura**
Uh, well...
**[08:22] AD**
Just try to avoid all that "urgh
argh" stuff this time, thanks!
**[08:25] AD**
Rolling!
**[08:26] Sakura**
For real?!
**[08:27] AD**
Go ahead, director!
**[08:29] Sakura**
O-Okay, Tae-chan, just join us for the
cock-a-doodle-doo part at the end!
**[08:34] Director**
All right, rolling...
**[08:35] AD**
This one's for real!
**[08:37] Director**
And...
**[08:38] Director**
action!
**[08:42] AD**
Cut!
**[08:44] Sakura**
I'm so sorry!
**[08:49] FCC**
Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number
two, salad's number three for nutrition!
**[08:54] FCC**
Service with a smile,
come on and get your fill!
**[08:57] FCC**
Yeah!
**[08:58] FCC**
Fresh, tasty, and fun!
**[09:01] FCC**
Bring all your friends!
We're here for you every day...
**[09:04] FCC**
at Drive-In Tori!
**[09:07] Director**
And cut!
**[09:08] AD**
Yeah!
**[09:10] Director**
That was good.
**[09:12] AD**
All right, we're gonna run
a check on that take!
**[09:14] Sakura**
The idea you had about changing
the harmony did the trick.
**[09:19] Director**
Okay.
**[09:20] AD**
Okay, that last take was good!
**[09:24] Junko**
That's good to hear.
**[09:25] Kotaro**
Was it really?
**[09:28] Kotaro**
Can you say you've really done the job?
**[09:30] Sakura**
Uh...
**[09:31] Kotaro**
What are you all?
**[09:32] Kotaro**
What are you standing here as, right now?
**[09:35] Ai**
Uh, idol—
**[09:36] Kotaro**
Freaking chickens!
**[09:38] Kotaro**
You're chickens right now!
**[09:39] Kotaro**
Am I wrong, Junko?!
**[09:41] Junko**
No!
**[09:42] Kotaro**
Then you need to chicken it up!
**[09:45] Kotaro**
I'm not seeing any chicken authenticity!
**[09:49] Kotaro**
The intensity of a chicken as it's
being cooked on a mesh grill!
**[09:52] Kotaro**
The crow of its soul!
**[09:55] Saki**
Shades might be right.
**[09:59] Saki**
We...
**[10:01] Saki**
We haven't become real chickens!
**[10:06] Director**
Uh, no, that last take was—
**[10:08] Kotaro**
These girls can do it if you
give them a chance, director!
**[10:11] Kotaro**
Please, let them try again!
**[10:13] Saki**
Look at that!
**[10:15] Saki**
You guys aren't gonna let
Cocco-san show us up, right?!
**[10:20] Saki**
If we're idols who wanna
take over the country,
**[10:22] Saki**
we need to be ready to gobble
up the star on their own show!
**[10:27] Sakura**
Tae-chan?!
**[10:38] Director**
Hey! Somebody stop her!
**[10:40] AD**
Y-Yessir!
**[10:41] Kotaro**
Wait!
**[10:44] Kotaro**
Get that camera rolling!
**[10:45] Kotaro**
This is reality!
**[10:48] Kotaro**
This is the story we've
all been yearning for!
**[10:51] Sakura**
Tae-chan, she didn't mean it literally!
**[10:56] Kotaro**
Director!
**[10:59] Director**
Action!
***SIGN*** Yakitori Number One,
Chicken and Rice Number Two
Drive-In Tori
**[11:05] Prez**
I have to say, you all did an
excellent job as chickens.
**[11:09] Prez**
This is our restaurant's
way of saying thanks.
**[11:12] Sakura**
D-Do you think it's some chicken?
**[11:15] Prez**
T-shirts.
***SIGN*** Yakitori Number One,
Chicken and Rice Number Two
Drive-In Tori
**[11:17] Junko**
More T-shirts...
**[11:19] Prez**
I have to say, I'm looking
forward to the final product.
**[11:29] CM**
* Yakitori number one, chicken and rice number*
* two, salad's number three for nutrition!*
**[11:33] CM**
* Service with a smile,*
* come on and get your fill!*
**[11:35] Inbashi**
Huh, they got a new commercial.
***SIGN*** Song and dance: Franchouchou
**[11:37] CM**
Yeah!
**[11:38] Inbashi**
What's with these girls?
**[11:40] Inbashi**
Must be hard trying to be
idols in Saga of all places.
**[11:44] Okoba**
Have I seen her before...?
***SIGN*** Yakitori Number One, Chicken and Rice Number Two
Drive-In Tori
**[11:48] Kotaro**
Now that was some nice bird-ing!
**[11:49] Kotaro**
All of you, seriously... nice bird!
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[12:11] Kotaro**
Merci!
**[12:15] Kotaro**
Bonjour, Saga jeune.
**[12:18] Kotaro**
Saga jeune...
**[12:20] Ai**
Yeah, yeah, I'm a Saga jeune now, I guess.
**[12:23] Kotaro**
How are you in any way a Saga jeune?!
**[12:29] Ai**
What is your problem?!
**[12:31] Kotaro**
Dirt...
**[12:34] Kotaro**
Listen up! None of you are even close
to cutting it as Saga jeunes yet!
**[12:37] Kotaro**
Like a bunch of hick zombies using
your sleeves to wipe your snot!
**[12:40] Kotaro**
However! I've found a way
for even you to become
**[12:43] Kotaro**
Saga jeunes who can compete
with even Parisian jeunes!
**[12:46] Kotaro**
You're gonna participate in the Gatalympics!
***SIGN*** Entering the Gatalympics!!!
**[12:49] Saki**
Holy crap...
**[12:52] Saki**
The Gatalympics...
**[12:53] Sakura**
More tears?!
**[12:54] Lily**
You know that anybody
can participate, right?
**[12:57] Ai**
And what even is it?
**[12:59] Saki**
Unbelievable...
**[13:00] Saki**
You all fail at Sa—
***SIGN*** —Et cetera Saga Fail
**[13:05] Junko**
It's not very glamorous...
or even colorful, is it?
**[13:08] Lily**
I don't wanna!
**[13:10] Kotaro**
Shut it!
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
**[13:14] Lily**
What is that garbage-like
T-shirt supposed to be?
**[13:16] Kotaro**
You are all going to be entering the
Gatalympics wearing these shirts.
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
**[13:21] Saki**
When?! When are we doing this?!
**[13:22] Kotaro**
Right now!
***SIGN*** 34th Kashima Gatalympics
**[13:33] Junko**
It reminds me of the swimsuit-only
athletic competitions they used to have.
**[13:37] Ai**
You were actually in those?
**[13:39] Junko**
I-I made sure not to pop out, though!
**[13:42] Lily**
I seriously hate this.
**[13:44] Yugiri**
It's for the sake of advertising.
You'll have to bear it.
**[13:47] Sakura**
No! Tae-chan, quit squirming!
**[13:51] MC**
*The deadline for entries is nearly here.*
**[13:54] MC**
* Anyone wanting to participate*
* should head to...*
**[13:55] Sakura**
It's already starting!
**[13:57] Sakura**
Extra T-shirt, extra T-shirt...
**[13:59] Sakura**
Oh, I know!
**[14:01] Sakura**
We can't have you ripping another one,
so let's put an extra layer on.
**[14:09] Inubashi**
Huh, aren't those the girls
from that commercial?
**[14:16] Inubashi**
One of them catch your eye, Ookoba-san?
**[14:19] Ookoba**
Idiot.
**[14:23] Ookoba**
I could swear I've seen
her somewhere before...
***SIGN*** 34th Kashima Gatalympics
**[14:26] Host**
* And here we have the headline event*
* of the Gatalympics, Mud Biking!*
**[14:29] Host**
* Competitors ride down*
* a narrow path on a bicycle!*
**[14:32] MC**
Okay!
**[14:34] MC**
First, we have a member of the
Saga PD here to demonstrate!
**[14:39] MC**
Care to comment?
**[14:41] Cop**
Well, y'know, today...
The, uh, every day... peace...
**[14:45] MC**
All right, let's get this started!
**[14:49] MC**
On your marks! Get set...
**[14:55] MC**
And that's about how it works!
**[14:57] MC**
Good luck, everyone!
**[15:02] Sakura**
Good luck, Saki-chan!
**[15:04] Saki**
Leave it to me! Nobody can
beat me on two wheels!
**[15:07] MC**
Let's get the first race started.
**[15:10] Saki**
Prepare to eat my dust.
**[15:12] MC**
On your marks!
**[15:14] MC**
Get set...
**[15:21] MC**
Let's move on to the second race!
**[15:24] MC**
On your marks! Get set...
**[15:48] Sakura**
You can't even tell what's
on the shirts now.
**[15:51] Ai**
To be honest, I saw this coming.
**[16:02] Sakura**
Well, now people can see what they say!
**[16:08] ---**
Wait!
**[16:09] Kids**
Over here!
**[16:10] Kids**
Wait for me!
**[16:14] Sakura**
What do we do?! What do we do?!
**[16:14] Saki**
Crap, crap, crap!
**[16:25] Yugiri**
Kind of heartbreaking, isn't it?
**[16:30] MC**
What's our next contestant's name?
**[16:31] Kotaro**
Uh... Kotaro Tatsumi.
**[16:34] Sakura**
Kotaro-san?!
**[16:35] Ai**
Why isn't he wearing one of the shirts?!
**[16:38] MC**
Can we hear your thoughts
going into the race?
**[16:39] Sakura**
This is good! He can talk about the group!
**[16:41] Kotaro**
Uh... I'm gonna do my best.
**[16:43] MC**
Anything else?
**[16:45] Kotaro**
Uh, nope.
**[16:46] Saki**
What the hell?!
**[16:48] Saki**
His ass is gonna end up covered in mud!
Let's all laugh at him!
**[16:51] MC**
On your marks! Get set...
**[17:04] Host**
* The next competition we have for*
* you today is the Mud Tarzan Swing!*
**[17:09] MC**
Okay, take it away!
**[17:11] Cop**
Here I go!
**[17:13] Cop**
Check this out, Ariake Sea!
**[17:15] Cop**
Whoa!
**[17:17] Host**
* And there you have it. Scores are based*
* on distance along with showmanship.*
**[17:22] Junko**
They're not going to be able
to see the T-shirts anyway.
**[17:25] Sakura**
True enough...
**[17:26] Yugiri**
If we can make it over there,
we might be able to manage something.
**[17:34] Ai**
That might actually be the best
way of reaching the crowd.
**[17:37] Saki**
Sounds good! Let's aim for the top!
**[17:40] Sakura**
It's the only choice we have!
**[17:43] MC**
Next contestant, come on down!
**[17:48] Sakura**
I get the feeling Ai-chan
can pull this off...
**[17:55] Host**
* That's a distance of 5*
* meters and 20 centimeters!*
**[17:58] Host**
*Doesn't amount to much!*
**[18:01] Ai**
Say something!
**[18:05] Junko**
This is higher up than I thought...
**[18:17] Saki**
Hell yeah!
**[18:18] Saki**
Right to the top!
**[18:27] Saki**
*The distance is... three meters.*
**[18:30] Lily**
You're supposed to jump forward.
**[18:32] Saki**
Get 'em, Big Sis Yugiri!
**[18:36] Yugiri**
Right!
**[18:54] Host**
* Those points are purely for artistic*
* value, with a distance of zero meters!*
**[18:57] Lily**
Here I go!
**[18:59] Lily**
Magical Shooting Star!
**[19:05] Host**
*Now that's some real distance!*
**[19:08] Host**
*She's currently in fourth place!*
**[19:09] Host**
*Not quite enough to reach the podium!*
**[19:20] Sakura**
*If I believe... then I can fly.*
**[19:23] Sakura**
*I have to... have to win this!*
**[19:29] Saki**
Fly, Sakura!
**[19:42] Host**
*A total belly-flop!*
**[19:44] Lily**
That looked painful.
**[19:45] Lily**
*And a score... of 1!*
**[19:47] Lily**
*The lowest score in today's games!*
**[19:49] Saki**
Yeah, that's not impressing anybody.
**[19:54] Host**
* Huh? We've got someone with a*
* unique style on the stand now.*
**[19:59] Sakura**
Tae-chan?!
**[20:00] Saki**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[20:25] Host**
*Well that's... What the?*
**[20:27] Host**
* It's hard to tell because of the sun...*
* What just happened?*
**[20:30] Ai**
This is bad!
**[20:31] Saki**
Hide the fact she's a zombie!
**[20:33] HOst**
*Whoa, now!*
**[20:34] HOst**
* Her teammates have all jumped*
* into the mud after her!*
**[20:36] HOst**
*What a wonderful display of teamwork!*
***SIGN*** Gold
**[20:47] MC**
And so we're here to interview the winner!
**[20:51] MC**
Let's get a word from her right away.
**[20:53] MC**
How do you feel right now?
**[20:55] Saki**
So much for advertising.
**[20:57] Sakura**
Yeah...
**[21:00] MC**
I wonder if she got too much mud
in her mouth to be able to speak?
**[21:03] MC**
In any case, that was an amazing jump!
**[21:04] MC**
Congratulations!
**[21:06] Ai**
Well, what's done is done.
**[21:11] Sakura**
Wait, Tae-chan has two shirts on!
**[21:14] Saki**
For real?!
**[21:15] Sakura**
Tae-chan! Tear your shirt!
***SIGN*** Drive-In Tori
***SIGN*** Drive-In Tori
**[21:31] MC**
Congratulations!
**[21:35] Song**
Drive-In Tori!
**[21:37] Kotaro**
Nice bird.
**[21:42] Inubashi**
They're quite a cute bunch.
**[21:45] Ookoba**
That's it.
**[21:46] Ookoba**
I remember now.
**[21:48] Inubashi**
Remember what?
**[21:50] Ookoba**
I should look into this...
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Ai**
This is Ai.
**[23:26] Ai**
Whether it's hocking chickens
or playing in mud,
**[23:28] Ai**
we need to do whatever it
takes to raise our profile.
**[23:32] ---**
Next time on *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 6:
**[23:34] ---**
Because It's Sentimental SAGA.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: Because It's Sentimental SAGA
**[23:36] ---**
See you then.
# E6 - Because It's Sentimental SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P5DP1M6/because-its-sentimental-saga)
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**[00:00] Sakura**
Previously on *Zombie Land Saga*...
**[00:02] Sakura**
After messing up our first paid job, we were
lucky enough to get another big chance!
**[00:05] Sakura**
We appeared in a commercial for Drive-In
Tori to earn some funds and some notoriety,
**[00:09] Sakura**
and worked our tail feathers
off to become chickens!
**[00:11] Sakura**
And then, in pursuit of more fame,
**[00:14] Sakura**
we participated in the Gatalympics, and worked
hard to memorize exactly what mud tastes like!
**[00:17] Sakura**
I bet chicken and mud are total
must-haves for being an idol!
**[00:20] Sakura**
People are bound to have
heard of Franchouchou now!
**[00:23] Sakura**
Wait, hold on... is this
seriously good enough?
**[00:25] Sakura**
It is, right? We're gonna be fine, right?!
***SIGN*** Sagazine Editorial Department
**[00:32] Inubashi**
Damn it, this is getting really annoying...
**[00:36] Inubashi**
I can't believe none of
them are on social media.
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Franchouchou Homepage
***SIGN*** You are our 666th Visitor
***SIGN*** Latest Update
Winning the Gatalympics Mud Tarzan event!
Appearing in the new Drive-In Tori commercial!
**[00:39] Inu**
There's nothing here except
their idol activities.
**[00:42] Okoba**
I kind of like it.
**[00:44] Okoba**
Feels like they're not letting
the times dictate their style.
**[00:46] Inubashi**
Come on, Okoba-san, you're the one
who wanted to look into them.
**[00:50] Inubashi**
It's been a month and a half
and we haven't been able to dig up anything!
**[00:53] Inubashi**
Damn it...
**[00:54] Inubashi**
Who the hell are these girls?
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Franchouchou Homepage
***SIGN*** You are our 666th Visitor
***SIGN*** Latest Update
Winning the Gatalympics Mud Tarzan event!
Appearing in the new
Drive-In Tori Commercial!
**[01:06] FCC**
**
**[01:09] FCC**
**
**[01:10] Ai**
Stop!
**[01:14] Ai**
We're still going a little
too slow at this part.
**[01:16] Junko**
I'm sorry...
**[01:18] Ai**
It's okay. I'll just match up with you.
**[01:23] (Flashback) Kotaro**
The new song has a duet with Ai
and Junko as the highlight.
**[01:27] (Flashback) Kotaro**
You two are out in front this time.
**[01:29] Junko**
I feel bad.
**[01:31] Junko**
Considering I'm supposed
to be the lead vocals...
**[01:34] Ai**
Well, the tempo's faster than usual.
**[01:36] Ai**
We'll just have to work on making sure we're
perfect for the most crucial parts.
**[01:40] Ai**
I'm going to review the
overall flow of the performance,
**[01:43] Ai**
so the rest of you can take a break.
**[02:04] Sakura**
*Oh... It happened again.*
***SIGN*** Episode 6 Because It's Sentimental SAGA
**[02:18] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[02:20] Intro**
No, even if we're dead, we
will make them come true!
**[02:23] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[02:25] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[02:29] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[03:55] Kotaro**
Hey...
**[03:57] Kotaro**
We're out of shampoo.
**[04:03] Yugiri**
What's this box, then?
**[04:05] Lily**
It's called a computer.
**[04:07] Lily**
We're gonna look up what kinda
idols are big right now.
**[04:12] Yugiri**
They come up with the wildest things...
**[04:15] Ai**
Hey! You're gonna break it!
**[04:17] Yugiri**
Oh, terribly sorry.
**[04:19] Sakura**
I hope Kotaro-san doesn't catch us...
**[04:23] Ai**
It's okay.
**[04:24] Ai**
We should have about twenty minutes.
**[04:27] Sakura**
Really?
**[04:29] Sakura**
This is my third time
doing this, after all.
**[04:32] Lily**
Hey, do you think we've got a homepage?
**[04:35] Ai**
We do, and I am never
looking at it again.
**[04:38] Lily**
Aw, why not?
**[04:40] Ai**
Because it's so lame you'll want to die.
**[04:42] Ai**
Even if we're zombies already.
**[04:45] Kotaro**
Hey...
***SIGN*** Nice and Soft
Tap
Clothing detergent
**[04:51] Ai**
Anyway, after looking around a bit,
**[04:54] Ai**
I'm surprised by how different
things are from when I was alive.
**[04:59] Ai**
There are a bunch of groups that were really
popular, and seemed like they would last,
***SIGN*** 10 Years after the Breakup of Conclift Musume Final Concert for Popular Idol Group MAXMIND Attracts 100,000...
***SIGN*** The Stunning Breakup of V-Spark Leaves Fans in Shock!! Series of idol major group splits signals the end of the Idol Wars...
**[05:02] Ai**
that are all broken up...
**[05:04] Junko**
Idols as a concept go through
their booms and busts, after all.
**[05:06] Sakura**
Wait... does that mean that right now...
**[05:09] Ai**
Even if that's the case,
we still have to try our best.
**[05:13] Ai**
Right?
**[05:14] Sakura**
Y-You're right.
**[05:16] Ai**
I guess we can check out
idol events in Saga.
***SIGN*** Idol Clip Breakdown 2018
***SIGN*** 10 Years after the Breakup of Conclift Musume
***SIGN*** Schedule: Saga Idols
***SIGN*** Saga Idol Event
**[05:21] Junko**
This is so convenient...
**[05:24] Sakura**
There're so many!
**[05:26] Ai**
Let's start by looking into
anything that seems interesting.
**[05:29] Saki**
What's "Saga Rock"?!
**[05:31] Saki**
Sounds cool!
**[05:32] Sakura**
Do you like rock, Saki-chan?
**[05:34] Saki**
Hell yeah!
**[05:35] Saki**
Everyone knows how Mentai Rock
is a big deal in Kyushu!
**[05:38] Sakura**
What's that?
**[05:39] Saki**
You wanna die?
**[05:41] Sakura**
You're really aggressive...
**[05:44] Ai**
The Saga Rock Festival is the largest
outdoor rock event in Kyushu.
**[05:48] Saki**
Seriously?! We gotta get in on that!
**[05:51] Ai**
Well, there's no problem with getting
onto a bigger stage, but...
**[05:55] Sakura**
It must be amazing to be on stage
with so many people in the audience.
**[06:00] Lily**
I'm totally used to it thanks
to press presentations!
**[06:03] Sakura**
Let's do a good job!
**[06:05] Sakura**
I bet if we practice a lot,
we'll all make it up there some day!
**[06:08] Junko**
It's not that easy.
**[06:10] Junko**
Performing a concert at a venue of this size
requires a comparable amount of work.
**[06:17] Sakura**
Y-Yeah.
**[06:19] Junko**
It's better to take one diligent step at
a time instead of fixating on big dreams.
**[06:24] Sakura**
Sorry...
**[06:26] Ai**
I get what you mean, but our time
frame is much shorter what others had.
**[06:31] Ai**
The main thing is to find a way
to get your name out there...
***SIGN*** I mean, the group I used to be in was performing
**[06:37] Ai**
in front of audiences in the tens of thousands
**[06:39] Ai**
a year after our debut.
**[06:41] Junko**
Only a year?!
**[06:42] Junko**
And you were able to impress
an audience that big?
**[06:47] Ai**
If you're trying to be perfect from the
get-go, you won't be able to manage anything.
**[06:50] Ai**
If anything, a lot of fans like
seeing groups improve over time,
**[06:54] Ai**
and contribute to that growth.
**[06:56] Junko**
That's...
**[06:57] Ai**
Of course, that doesn't mean we
don't try our hardest every time.
***SIGN*** Melancholy X Iron Frill (Special Appearance) Sorry Girls
***SIGN*** Iron Frill (Special Appearance)
**[07:05] Sakura**
Oh, that's the group you
were in, right, Ai-chan?
**[07:08] Lily**
Let me see!
**[07:10] Sakura**
This one! Iron Frill!
**[07:12] Sakura**
They're going to be at Saga Rock!
**[07:14] Saki**
Your old crew is pretty badass!
***SIGN*** Saga
Soy Sauce
Light
**[07:30] Kotaro**
Ah, my fair ladies...
**[07:36] Kotaro**
of Franchouchou...
**[07:42] Kotaro**
Oh, good morning!
**[07:50] Kotaro**
You are before... the idol magistra—
**[07:53] Saki**
Enough already! Get on with it!
**[07:56] Kotaro**
Okay then, today I have some
great news for you all.
**[08:01] Kotaro**
It turns out that Franchouchou...
**[08:05] Kotaro**
has fans!
**[08:08] Kotaro**
The Drive-In Tori commercial and
Gatalympics footage have been uploaded online,
**[08:13] Kotaro**
and there's just a little
bit of chat about you all!
**[08:16] Sakura**
There is?
**[08:17] Saki**
I told you! I told you guys Drive
Tori was freaking awesome!
**[08:21] Ai**
Well, good or bad, at least
we've got some attention now.
**[08:24] Ai**
What're you talking about?
**[08:27] Ai**
This is all because you're gems
that sparkle with polish.
**[08:31] Ai**
Very nicely done...
**[08:32] Ai**
Drive-In Tori! Like that?
**[08:35] Sakura**
Oh, that's not the right pose.
**[08:38] Sakura**
It's like this.
**[08:39] Sakura**
Tori!
**[08:41] Kotaro**
Oh, I get it.
**[08:43] Kotaro**
Tori!
**[08:45] Sakura**
No, like, Tori!
**[08:48] Kotaro**
Oh, okay!
**[08:50] Kotaro**
Tori!
**[08:51] Sakura**
No, see, I just showed you...
**[08:52] Kotaro**
It doesn't freaking matter!
**[08:54] Kotaro**
Why exactly do I have to master your dance?!
**[08:58] Kotaro**
Don't look down your pointy
nose at me just because
**[09:00] Kotaro**
you've got a little buzz,
you Pinocchio-ass zombie!
**[09:01] Sakura**
Pinocchio...
**[09:03] Kotaro**
Sit your pointy nose down!
**[09:06] Kotaro**
That being the case,
**[09:08] Kotaro**
I want you all to start interacting
with your fans as soon as possible.
**[09:13] Saki**
Right away again, huh?
**[09:15] Kotaro**
I announced it on the homepage already!
**[09:17] Junko**
Uh, when you say interacting...
**[09:20] Kotaro**
Gotta start with photo ops, I figure.
**[09:23] Junko**
Minamoto-san, what exactly does he mean?
**[09:27] Skaura**
Well, there are probably gonna be people
with instant cameras, not digital.
**[09:33] Junko**
Digital...?
**[09:34] Sakura**
How do I describe it...
**[09:36] Sakura**
They let you look at the
pictures right away.
**[09:39] Junko**
Oh, like Polaroids?
**[09:42] Junko**
So we're going to be taking
glamour shots with Polaroids...
**[09:47] Sakura**
It's not exactly that formal...
**[09:49] Ai**
That's basically it, though.
**[09:51] Sakura**
It is?!
**[09:53] Ai**
Usually there's a mini concert
and merchandise sales first.
**[09:58] Sakura**
Merchandise...
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
**[10:00] Sakura**
It'd be nice if we sold a
bunch of T-shirts, but...
**[10:04] Lily**
You okay, Yugirin?
**[10:06] Lily**
Are you following all this?
**[10:07] Yugiri**
Well, getting confused by what's
going on won't help things,
**[10:12] Yugiri**
so I've decided to just accept
things as they come.
**[10:14] Kotaro**
I've got an even bigger
project in the works!
**[10:18] Kotaro**
So you all better make this
photo op a good one!
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
Mini Concert & Fan Pictures
Merchandise Sales and Photo Ops
to be held after the show
**[10:32] Saki**
Well, we're Franchouchou!
**[10:36] Saki**
Thanks for coming!
**[10:45] Sakura**
*People really showed up!*
**[10:47] Sakura**
*We've got fans now!*
**[10:50] Saki**
W-Well, y'know,
**[10:53] Saki**
today is a photo op session
with Franchouchou,
**[10:56] Saki**
and it's crazy to think
you all came to see us...
**[11:00] Saki**
So, like...
**[11:01] Saki**
Thanks!
**[11:03] Audience**
That was great!
**[11:05] Audience**
Cocco-kun!
**[11:07] Saki**
It's Cocco-san, damn it!
**[11:15] Crowd**
She's the real deal!
**[11:16] Crowd**
From the commercial!
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
**[11:24] Kotaro**
We're now going to be selling these original
Franchouchou T-shirts and towels.
**[11:29] Kotaro**
Anyone who purchases either will then
be eligible for the photo session!
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
***SIGN*** FES Towel 1000 yen
**[11:34] Sakura**
When did he have those towels made?
**[11:37] Ai**
And what is with this design?
***SIGN*** End of the line
**[11:41] Kotaro**
We'll then move on to the
actual photo session!
**[11:44] Signs**
First will be the pair of
Number 0 and Number 1,
**[11:47] Signs**
and then Numbers 2 and 3.
**[11:50] Junko**
What... is this?
**[11:53] Ai**
You take pictures with people
who line up for you.
**[12:00] Saki**
Hey there.
**[12:01] Ai**
Thank you.
**[12:03] Lily**
You ready?!
**[12:10] Kotaro**
Here we go, okay!
**[12:15] Ai**
*What... was that?*
**[12:17] Kotaro**
Next is going to be the trio of
Number 4, Number 5, and Number 6!
**[12:21] Kotaro**
For Number 5, we'll be taking them in front
of this gold folding screen.
**[12:22] Crowd**
Number 4, it's your turn!
**[12:25] Junko**
I can't...
**[12:27] Junko**
I can't do this...
**[12:29] Sakura**
Junko-chan?
**[12:30] Ai**
What are you saying? Come on.
**[12:32] Junko**
No!
**[12:34] Ai**
You've got the most people in
your line! Don't you see that?
**[12:38] Junko**
Being an idol is about dazzling
people from up on a stage!
**[12:41] Junko**
How is this anything like that?!
**[12:45] Inbubashi**
What?
**[12:47] ---**
What's going on?
**[12:48] ---**
What's up?
**[12:53] Kotaro**
What the hell was that?!
**[12:56] Kotaro**
I am so disappointed in you all!
**[12:58] Kotaro**
Y'know how disappointed I am?
**[13:01] Kotaro**
If I had to give a metaphor, it's like...
**[13:03] Kotaro**
Y'know!
**[13:07] Kotaro**
You dumbasses!
**[13:11] Kotaro**
Ugh!
**[13:14] Ai**
You understood what you did, right, Junko?
**[13:18] Ai**
Running out on a job
doesn't just affect you.
**[13:21] Junko**
That's part of the job?
**[13:24] Ai**
A big part of it.
**[13:25] Junko**
But it was so brazen.
**[13:27] Junko**
I don't want to do it.
**[13:29] Ai**
Listen.
**[13:30] Ai**
We need people to learn who we are,
and then feel like we're within reach.
**[13:36] Junko**
That's the thing!
**[13:38] Junko**
And when you bragged about being
so successful after only one year,
**[13:41] Junko**
do people really think they can just
placate the fans instead of paying their dues?
**[13:46] Ai**
When did I ever say that?
Are you trying to start something?
**[13:49] Saki**
Leave it at that.
**[13:51] Sakura**
Ai-chan, Junko-chan...
**[13:53] Junko**
I'm just saying we need to think about
what our relationship with our fans is.
**[13:56] Ai**
You're the one who doesn't seem to
understand what that relationship is.
**[13:59] Sakura**
What do we do?! What do we do?!
**[14:00] Junko**
We might both talk about
"being supported by fans," Mizuno-san,
**[14:04] Junko**
but I think we mean something
totally different!
**[14:06] Junko**
An idol shouldn't be dependent
on the good will of fans!
**[14:09] Ai**
That sort of above-it-all
pride is too old-fashioned!
**[14:12] Junko**
You're not exactly current
yourself, you know!
**[14:16] Lily**
Please stop!
**[14:22] Ai**
If we're going to be
serious about being idols,
**[14:25] Ai**
then thinking like that
is going to be a problem.
**[14:35] Saki**
Don't you think that's going overboard?
**[14:39] Saki**
Hey! Ai!
**[14:42] Saki**
Damn it...
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** The Iron Frill Center Who Became a Legend Ai Mizuno
**[15:16] Ai**
I am not going to be history yet.
**[15:26] Saki**
You two oughta just bury the
hatchet and get over this.
**[15:30] Saki**
Let's just say both sides were wrong.
**[15:32] Lily**
I think so, too.
**[15:34] Ai**
I don't see how any of
what I said was wrong.
**[15:38] Yugiri**
There are plenty of fights that start
because both sides have a good point.
**[15:43] Ai**
I thought you were all serious
about becoming idols.
**[15:47] Lily**
It's because we are that we
want you two to get along!
**[15:49] Ai**
You can't get by as idols just
by playing friends all the time!
**[15:52] Ai**
You were in show business, too.
Don't you realize that?!
**[15:56] Saki**
Get out of shrimpy's face!
**[16:00] Saki**
Damn it, get back here!
**[16:02] Yugiri**
I wouldn't worry.
**[16:04] Yugiri**
Things will settle down soon enough.
**[16:06] Yugiri**
Won't they, Leader?
**[16:09] Saki**
Damn it, what a pain in the ass!
**[16:19] Guy**
Hey, come on!
**[16:21] Girl**
Don't be silly. I don't have a swimsuit.
***SIGN*** Idol
**[16:39] Sakura**
Leave it to me!
**[16:41] Junko**
Minamoto-san?
**[16:51] Sakura**
You're from a generation
earlier than me, huh?
**[16:55] Junko**
I'd say maybe two.
**[16:57] Junko**
I should really be an old lady by now.
**[17:00] Sakura**
I was just thinking about how I never really
asked about what kind of idol you were.
**[17:06] Junko**
In my time, there was no
personal interaction with fans.
**[17:12] Junko**
Maybe meet and greets at the most, but...
**[17:15] Junko**
Whether it was the stage and the seats,
**[17:18] Junko**
or on the tube and in front of the tea
table, there was a clear boundary.
**[17:22] Sakura**
Wait, the tea table and the tube?
**[17:25] Sakura**
What tube?
**[17:26] Junko**
It's an idol's job to give people dreams.
**[17:29] Junko**
I can't imagine giving the fans a
chance to see any imperfections.
**[17:34] Junko**
At least, that's how it was
for the idols I knew...
**[17:39] Junko**
And much like how I once looked up to them,
**[17:42] Junko**
I wanted to be someone that
others could look up to...
**[17:46] Junko**
That was my motivation for
working so hard, day after day.
**[17:50] Junko**
I was finally starting to feel like
I had accomplished that myself.
**[17:53] Junko**
I imagined a future where
I would continue to do so.
**[17:57] Junko**
Then, when we were headed to
Saga for my first tour in Kyushu...
**[18:09] Junko**
And that was that.
**[18:10] Sakura**
Junko-chan...
**[18:12] Junko**
Not just anyone can be an idol.
**[18:15] Junko**
Much less a zombie...
**[18:18] Junko**
And if my approach is in the way...
**[18:23] Junko**
Minamoto-san...
**[18:24] Junko**
I don't think I can stay in Franchouchou.
**[18:46] Saki**
Ai!
**[18:55] Saki**
Ai?
**[18:56] Saki**
Ai! What's up?!
**[18:57] Saki**
Hey!
**[19:04] Saki**
Well, this is messed up...
**[19:08] Saki**
You've got a hell of a look on your face.
**[19:10] Saki**
I guess I do, too, though.
**[19:12] Saki**
If I'm being real, I don't get any
of this idol or fan stuff, y'know?
**[19:17] Saki**
But when you do anything,
it's all about guts.
**[19:19] Saki**
And then comes your crew.
**[19:20] Saki**
That's all you've really got...
**[19:25] Saki**
Kinda surprised. You being
scared of lightning...
**[19:28] Ai**
It's how I died.
**[19:59] Saki**
Holy crap, girl...
**[20:01] Saki**
That's actually legendary.
**[20:03] Ai**
That's really not the
kind of legend I wanted.
***SIGN*** The legend of Ai Mizuno, and how overcoming the pain brought us to the present
***SIGN*** Ai Mizuno
**[20:07] Ai**
This isn't over yet.
**[20:09] Ai**
I'm still here... I'm not history yet!
***SIGN*** Iron Frill Interview "10 Years later. Overcoming the death of Ai Mizuno."
**[20:13] Ai**
I don't care if I'm a zombie, I will
get up on stage again, and then...
**[20:21] Saki**
You were actually pretty fired up, huh?
**[20:37] Sakura**
Saki-chan.
**[20:39] Saki**
Not sleeping?
**[20:41] Sakura**
It was kind of hard to...
**[20:43] Saki**
Those girls...
**[20:45] Saki**
if this was my old gang, I'd line
them both up and kick their asses.
**[20:48] Saki**
Like, "You're dead!" Y'know?
**[20:49] Sakrua**
Well, don't do that.
**[20:52] Saki**
I wasn't gonna.
**[20:53] Saki**
But if they're still at it,
we're not gonna get far...
**[20:59] Saki**
Gotta do something, and soon.
**[21:02] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[21:08] Kotaro**
Good morning!
**[21:12] Kotaro**
Well, today, I've got
more good news for you!
**[21:16] Kotaro**
It turns out that Franchouchou...
**[21:19] Kotaro**
Is going to be on the newcomer
lineup for this year's Saga Rock!
**[21:26] Kotaro**
Yes, I am incredible!
**[21:29] Sakura**
Saga Rock?
**[21:30] Saki**
You gotta be kidding me...
**[21:32] Kotaro**
Listen up, ladies! You're never going
to get another chance like this!
**[21:35] Kotaro**
You're going to have to
nail it, no matter what!
**[21:38] Kotaro**
Saga will be at the center
of the world on this day,
**[21:40] Kotaro**
and you all will need to stand
as the center of Saga!
**[21:43] Kotaro**
Franchouchou will be performing
onstage outdoors for the first time,
**[21:46] Kotaro**
and you will shake the Earth with your song!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:26] Junko**
This is Junko.
**[23:27] Junko**
If I'm going to be a hindrance to the
others, I'd rather turn into a mushroom...
**[23:32] Junko**
Next time on *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 7:
But It's Zombiemental SAGA.
***SIGN*** Episode Seven: But It's Zombiemental SAGA
**[23:36] Junko**
I'll be going now.
# E7 - But It's Zombiemental SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6797Z5ZY/but-its-zombiemental-saga)
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**[00:00] Sakura**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*...
**[00:02] Sakura**
You can ask me about what kind of
relationship idols and fans should have,
**[00:04] Sakura**
but I sure as heck don't have a good answer!
**[00:06] Sakura**
And Ai-chan and Junko-chan
got into a huge fight over it!
**[00:10] Sakura**
I wish they'd worry more about their own
relationship than their relationship with fans!
**[00:13] Sakura**
That was a joke! Just a Sakura joke!
**[00:15] Sakura**
And wouldn't you know it?
**[00:17] Sakura**
We got the news Franchouchou
would be performing at Saga Rock!
**[00:19] Sakura**
The best news ever at the
worst possible time!
**[00:21] Sakura**
I seriously have no idea what to do!
**[00:24] Sakura**
Hawawagh! Or maybe even dwawawargh, y'know?!
**[00:30] Saki**
We seriously gotta start practicing
or we're gonna run out of time.
**[00:33] Sakura**
But I don't think we should
do it without Junko-chan...
**[00:37] Saki**
So you're just gonna leave Ai alone?
**[00:38] Saki**
She said she was gonna practice,
even if it was by herself.
**[00:42] Sakura**
I really don't know what to do.
**[00:45] Saki**
Damn it... What do you think, shrimpy?
**[00:48] Lily**
I think we should do the show,
no matter what.
**[00:51] Lily**
It'd be a huge waste if we let
a chance like this pass us by.
**[00:54] Lily**
Of course, I'd rather Junko-chan
be with us, but...
**[00:58] Saki**
How about you, Tae?
**[01:02] Saki**
And you, Sis?
**[01:05] Yugiri**
It's a good question...
**[01:08] Yugiri**
I can't help but wonder if there's
a way to get through to Junko-han.
***SIGN*** No Unauthorized Access
Absolutely None
No Contact Allowed
Stay Out
**[01:12] Saki**
Well, she's been like that
for almost two weeks.
**[01:23] Yugiri**
What a difficult girl...
**[01:25] Saki**
Okay! Let's just drag her ass out!
**[01:28] Sakura**
No, I think that'd just make it worse!
**[01:30] Saki**
Okay! Forget it!
**[01:31] Lily**
So which is it?
**[01:34] Saki**
Damn it all! What are we gonna do?!
**[01:34] Sakura**
But Lily-chan, if we do appear at
Saga Rock, what about afterwards?
**[01:40] Sakura**
Will we be going on without Junko-chan?
**[01:43] Lily**
I don't want it to turn out that way, but...
**[01:45] Lily**
Even if she hears that we didn't get
to go on stage at Saga Rock,
**[01:49] Lily**
I get the feeling Junko-chan
won't ever come back to us.
**[01:53] Sakura**
What do we do...?
**[01:55] Yugiri**
You're more mature than you
look at times, Lily-han.
**[02:00] Sakura**
I think we should ask Kotaro-san!
**[02:02] Saki**
Don't bother. He's totally useless.
**[02:05] Sakura**
It's fine! Once he sees what's
going on, I'm sure he'll—
**[02:09] Kotaro**
Figure it out your own damn self,
you dumbass zombie!
**[02:14] Saki**
Told you.
***SIGN*** Episode 7 But It's Zombiemental SAGA
**[02:23] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[02:25] Intro**
No, even if we're dead,
we will make them come true!
**[02:28] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[02:30] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[02:34] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[03:57] Ai**
What's taken you so long?
**[03:59] Sakura**
Sorry...
**[04:00] Ai**
We need to work on the timing
for our moves right away.
**[04:02] Ai**
We need to pick up the pace
if we're going to make it.
**[04:04] Sakura**
O-Okay.
**[04:07] Ai**
What?
**[04:08] Sakura**
Maybe we should talk to her...
**[04:10] Ai**
Would you get a grip?
**[04:12] Ai**
We need every last minute to rehearse.
**[04:15] Ai**
We're already zombies, which means
there's no telling what might happen...
**[04:18] Sakura**
But the new song's built around
solos with you and Junko-chan.
**[04:23] Ai**
I'll have to sing Junko's part.
**[04:25] Sakura**
On your own?!
**[04:26] Ai**
Let's just get started.
**[04:28] Ai**
You gonna be okay, Ai?
**[04:29] Ai**
What else can we do?!
**[04:31] Ai**
She's the one who has to
figure her own stuff out!
**[04:34] Saki**
I was talking about you, girl.
**[04:40] Ai**
I can't worry about anything else right now.
***SIGN*** Saga Rock!!
***SIGN*** Saga Rock!!
**[05:25] Sakura**
Ai-chan! Are you okay?!
**[05:26] Ai**
It's fine. These kinds of lessons
were normal when I was alive.
**[05:31] Sakura**
But...
**[05:33] Ai**
Tomorrow's the show.
**[05:34] Ai**
Let's work on our final preparations.
**[05:53] Kotaro**
Kicky blammo!
**[05:56] Kotaro**
Zombies are supposed to be on the other
side of the barricades, dumbass!
**[06:12] Kotaro**
Sorry. How are you feeling, physically?
**[06:16] Junko**
Other than being dead, fine...
**[06:19] Kotaro**
Don't you think it's time
you got out of here?
**[06:22] Junko**
I just don't understand idols anymore.
**[06:25] Kotaro**
You were on the net in my room, right?
**[06:27] Junko**
Net...?
**[06:29] Kotaro**
As in the internet.
**[06:31] Kotaro**
You used the computer, right?
**[06:33] Kotaro**
I'm not mad.
**[06:35] Kotaro**
It's been thirty years since you died,
**[06:38] Kotaro**
and things have changed a lot.
**[06:41] Junko**
I really was shocked.
**[06:43] Kotaro**
There are things that have
become more convenient,
**[06:45] Kotaro**
but they have their share of downsides.
**[06:48] Kotaro**
Everyone having a connected device has made
it so that anyone can post information...
**[06:53] Kotaro**
but that makes it harder
to keep anything private.
**[06:56] Kotaro**
That sometimes means
the private lives of idols.
**[06:59] Kotaro**
In the Showa period, stuff that would
amount to the scandal of a lifetime
**[07:03] Kotaro**
leaks onto the internet almost every day.
**[07:08] Kotaro**
But in spite of the risk that
kind of exposure brings,
**[07:10] Kotaro**
there are still idols who are at work.
**[07:14] Kotaro**
And there's one other thing...
**[07:16] Kotaro**
The biggest change in regard to how idols
operate is the closeness with their fans.
**[07:21] Kotaro**
The concept of "an idol you can see
at any time" changed the industry,
**[07:26] Kotaro**
and the physical distance
between both sides has shrunk.
**[07:29] Kotaro**
Which you saw at the photo session.
**[07:32] Kotaro**
But... not everything is different.
**[07:36] Kotaro**
Wanting to help fans dream.
**[07:38] Kotaro**
Wanting to make them
smile with dance and song.
**[07:40] Kotaro**
The core nature of being an idol
hasn't changed since the old days.
**[07:43] Kotaro**
If you think the people who try to
become idols now are any less noble,
**[07:49] Kotaro**
then you're wrong.
**[07:50] Kotaro**
Times have changed and, as a result,
the type of idol people seek has changed.
**[07:55] Junko**
I understand things are different now.
**[07:58] Junko**
But I just... can't do it.
**[08:02] Kotaro**
Then don't.
**[08:05] Kotaro**
If you don't want to do photo sessions,
turn them down.
**[08:08] Kotaro**
There's no need to force
yourself to conform.
**[08:10] Junko**
But Ai-san said...
**[08:11] Kotaro**
Just tell her, "That's my character."
**[08:14] Junko**
Character?
**[08:15] Kotaro**
Right.
**[08:16] Kotaro**
There are things that make Ai herself,
and things that make you different.
**[08:20] Kotaro**
You girls are zombies, not robots.
**[08:23] Kotaro**
Show the members of your group
and the fans what you can do
**[08:28] Kotaro**
while adhering to the style of
an idol from the Showa period.
**[08:38] Kotaro**
That said, it'd be difficult to do
that on your own at the moment.
**[08:42] Kotaro**
And, as a zombie, there's not much
you can count on for support.
**[08:46] Kotaro**
In order to make up for
how extreme your quirks are,
**[08:48] Kotaro**
you'll need your zombie comrades.
**[08:53] Kotaro**
Remember this...
**[08:54] Kotaro**
Franchouchou exists to
support each other's wishes,
**[08:57] Kotaro**
in spite of the different times they're from.
**[09:00] Kotaro**
If you open up to them, they will help you.
**[09:04] Kotaro**
When that happens, think about
what you can do to repay them.
**[09:10] Kotaro**
Tomorrow's forecast is clear in the
morning with afternoon clouds
**[09:13] Kotaro**
and potential thunderstorms.
**[09:16] Kotaro**
There'll be a storm at Saga Rock.
**[09:18] Kotaro**
Ai Mizuno was killed by a lightning strike
while performing on an outdoor stage.
**[09:23] Kotaro**
You're not the only one
who's fighting against nerves!
**[09:28] Kotaro**
If you're an idol, you belong on stage,
Junko Konno!
**[09:32] Kotaro**
When you've found your nerve, open that box.
**[09:37] Kotaro**
And fix the door.
**[10:10] Ai**
I'm seeing things...
**[10:11] Saki**
Get some rest.
**[10:14] Ai**
My body...
**[10:15] Ai**
I can't stop it from reacting
**[10:18] Ai**
because of my memories of what happened.
**[10:20] Saki**
You're pushing yourself too hard.
**[10:23] Ai**
I can't let this beat me.
**[10:25] Ai**
When we were on stage that day...
**[10:27] Ai**
Our CD had finally become
a bestseller in Japan.
**[10:31] Ai**
It felt like we were just
really getting started...
**[10:35] Ai**
We have to work hard to get
as many fans as possible
**[10:39] Ai**
so I can get back to where I was.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Junko**
I'm sorry.
**[10:53] (Flashback) Junko**
I was too slow.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Ai**
It's okay. I'll just match up with you.
***SIGN*** Saga Rock!!
**[11:19] Sakura**
I guess she's not coming...
**[11:21] Lily**
We're running out of time!
**[11:27] Kotaro**
Time's up. Get in.
**[11:29] Sakura**
But...
**[11:30] Kotaro**
Get in.
**[11:54] Sakura**
Junko-chan!
**[11:55] Junko**
Wait, please!
**[11:56] Junko**
I want to go with—
**[12:07] Sakura**
*Huh? Why do I feel déjà vu?*
**[12:12] Sakura**
Junko-chan!
**[12:13] Kotaro**
Don't help her!
**[12:13] Sakura**
Why not?!
**[12:15] Kotaro**
On your feet, Junko!
**[12:17] Kotaro**
You're not the type of girl who would
let something like this stop you!
**[12:19] Saki**
You hit her with a freaking van!
**[12:23] Junko**
I'm going, too...
**[12:26] Junko**
because... I'm an idol!
**[12:32] Junko**
I'm the Showa idol, Junko Konno!
**[12:38] Sakura**
Junko-chan!
**[12:45] Saki**
Hell yeah! Attagirl!
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Imari Bay Fireworks Spectacular
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[13:12] Kotaro**
Today, you will be taking a
major stage for the first time.
**[13:17] Kotaro**
Once your performance begins,
I won't be able to do anything else for you.
**[13:23] Kotaro**
Let me get a good look at you all.
**[13:35] Kotaro**
Here's some extra-strength waterproof spray,
made especially for zombies!
**[13:38] Kotaro**
Now, even if it starts raining, you'll be fine!
***SIGN*** Extra-Strength
Waterproof Spray 7
For Shoes
**[13:41] Kotaro**
There's plenty more left, so everybody
make sure you get your spray on!
**[13:45] Saki**
This says it's for shoes, damn it.
**[13:45] Kotaro**
**[13:53] Saki**
That's a huge crowd...
**[13:55] Sakura**
Iron Frill is really popular.
**[14:17] Frill**
Here we go, Saga!
**[14:21] Frill**
We hope you enjoy it!
**[14:24] Frill**
Let me hear you!
**[14:31] [SONG] Frill**
It started falling all of a sudden...
**[14:35] Frill**
The rain starts to fall!
**[14:36] [SONG] Frill**
But in time, it'll be a rainbow
**[14:42] [SONG] Frill**
As it comes along (A new season)
the world will be (dyed a new color)
**[14:47] [SONG] Frill**
And we run towards summer...
**[14:50] Sakura**
*What is this?*
**[14:55] [SONG] Iron Frill**
And I can feel my heart throb!
**[14:58] [SONG] Iron Frill**
You and the summer sun!
**[15:01] [SONG] Iron Frill**
Just how deep will I go?
**[15:04] [SONG] Iron Frill**
When I dive into love with you
**[15:06] [SONG] Iron Frill**
I might go too deep and get tired out!
**[15:09] [SONG] Iron Frill**
You are the coral reef I've dreamed about!
**[15:12] [SONG] Iron Frill**
At first it might seem hazy
**[15:15] [SONG] Iron Frill**
But the smile you gave me
when you looked my way
**[15:17] [SONG] Iron Frill**
Was more beautiful than any prism!
**[15:20] [SONG] Iron Frill**
Just a little bit more!
**[15:22] Iron Frill**
A little more!
**[15:23] [SONG] Iron Frill**
That's how close I want to be to you.
**[15:26] Iron Frill**
But you might vanish if I touch you
**[15:26] Junko**
You used to be up there...
**[15:28] Ai**
Yes.
**[15:29] Iron Frill**
Like we're jellyfish in love!
**[15:30] Junko**
Mizuno-san...
**[15:32] Ai**
It's fine. I'll back you up.
**[15:35] [SONG] Rockers**
You gotta say it if you wanna get started!
**[15:39] [SONG] Rockers**
So it's the time! To get moving!
**[15:51] Sakura**
Lily-chan, your heart!
**[15:52] Sakura**
Your heart's beating out of your chest!
**[15:55] Lily**
It just won't get back in there!
**[15:58] Staff**
Franchouchou, please standby.
**[16:08] Saki**
Hell yeah!
**[16:11] Saki**
Let's bust a move out there!
**[16:15] Staff**
Hey! Quiet down!
**[16:17] Staff**
The current act is still on stage!
**[16:19] Saki**
Oh, sorry.
**[16:21] Tae**
Ohsry...
**[16:24] Tae**
Man, what's the big deal?
**[16:25] Tae**
These guys should see
what a rally is like...
**[16:28] Tae**
S'bigdl...
**[16:29] Yugiri**
You really are the leader.
**[16:32] Sakura**
Even Tae-chan follows you.
**[16:36] Ai**
Okay, form up.
**[16:40] Ai**
Leader?
**[16:41] Saki**
I already said what I was gonna say.
**[16:43] Ai**
Sakura, then.
**[16:46] Sakura**
Uh...
**[16:48] Sakura**
I'm super glad we're all here today!
**[16:52] Sakura**
I want this group to do its best.
**[16:55] Sakura**
All of us, together, forever!
**[16:57] Saki**
Hell yeah! Now let's show them what we got!
**[17:00] FCC**
Yeah!
**[17:10] Saki**
You okay?
**[17:11] Ai**
Yeah... It's not as bad as I thought.
**[17:16] Crowd**
Damn, it's really starting to come down.
**[17:18] Crowd**
Let's move.
**[17:19] Crowd**
Who's up next?
**[17:21] Crowd**
Some idols I've never heard of.
**[17:22] Crowd**
Okay, not missing much, then.
**[17:40] Saki**
Hey! We're Franchouchou!
**[17:43] Saki**
Uh, I was born and died in Saga...
**[17:46] Saki**
Wait, I mean, like, it felt like I died...
**[17:48] Saki**
And then, I met these girls...
**[17:50] Saki**
And so, like... that's why
I love Saga! That's all!
**[18:14] Crowd**
They seem really tense.
**[18:16] Crowd**
Is that how it's supposed to look?
**[18:18] Crowd**
This is hard to watch. Give me a break.
**[18:21] Ai**
*Calm down, you can do this... You have to!*
**[18:30] [SONG] Ai**
We never came to—
**[18:34] [SONG] Ai**
Never seeming to connect...
**[18:37] [SONG] Ai**
Even when we were friendly,
we never saw eye to eye...
**[18:42] [SONG] Ai**
And... after it all...
**[18:46] [SONG] Ai**
The pride...
**[18:48] [SONG] FCC**
(Gets in the way)
**[18:49] [SONG] Ai**
And our hearts... mixed up...
**[18:52] FCC**
(Help me)
**[18:52] Ai**
Feels like I want to... just...
**[18:52] Dudes**
What's going on?
**[18:54] Dudes**
Is she scared of the lightning?
**[18:55] Ai**
Throw it all away...
**[18:58] Ai**
I can't—
**[18:58] [SONG] Junko**
I can't stand it anymore!
**[19:07] Junko**
It's all right. I'll back you up.
**[19:17] [SONG] FCC**
Questioning myself? No, no, no!
**[19:19] [SONG] FCC**
Ah, just open your eyes!
**[19:22] [SONG] FCC**
Just set yourself free
and dance, dance, dance!
**[19:24] FCC**
Ah, don't be such a baby!
**[19:28] [SONG] FCC**
Heat it up! Live! Face-to-face now!
**[19:31] [SONG] FCC**
Even if it's not easy for anyone!
**[19:34] [SONG] FCC**
We'll let our song ring
out through the world!
**[19:38] [SONG] FCC**
Heat it up! Burn! We know it'll get through!
**[19:41] [SONG] FCC**
As we dance for all we're good for!
**[19:44] [SONG] FCC**
I know we can make everyone smile!
**[19:49] [SONG] FCC**
We can do it! As blindingly
bright as it might be,
**[19:51] [SONG] FCC**
We'll reach out and grasp that light!
**[19:59] [SONG] FCC**
Just have to give it our all!
**[20:01] [SONG] FCC**
Trusting in the beat of our hearts!
**[20:04] [SONG] FCC**
Falling but getting back up!
**[20:07] [SONG] FCC**
Dying but rising up again!
**[20:09] [SONG] FCC**
Holding the hands I see
from across the ages—
**[20:13] [SONG] FCC**
And going beyond!
**[20:31] Ai**
We're fine...?
**[20:33] Junko**
Because we're zombies.
**[20:37] Staff**
Stay calm and check everything!
The current act should—
**[20:40] Kotaro**
That won't be necessary.
**[20:42] Kotaro**
Start the music!
**[20:54] [SONG] FCC**
Awaken returner! You just have to want it
**[20:57] [SONG] FCC**
A miracle that you're longing to feel!
**[21:10] [SONG] FCC**
When were my dreams filled
with that yearning?
**[21:13] [SONG] FCC**
Was it all just a story hidden in my heart?
**[21:17] [SONG] FCC**
Wanna succeed so gotta get it right!
**[21:18] [SONG] FCC**
Never gonna stop, so gotta proceed!
**[21:20] [SONG] FCC**
Giving my all to walk this way!
**[21:21] [SONG] FCC**
Heading straight down the
path to a gentle future!
**[21:26] [SONG] FCC**
I'm not sure if I can keep walking...
**[21:31] [SONG] FCC**
That can't be true, and you know it!
**[21:34] [SONG] FCC**
Just take a look around and
around and around and around...
**[21:38] Dudes**
Round and around!
**[21:39] [SONG] FCC**
I wish you! Were with me!
So we could stomp together!
**[21:43] [SONG] FCC**
Unlimited dreaming!
**[21:47] [SONG] FCC**
You're not alone!
**[21:50] [SONG] FCC**
Awaken returner! You just have to want it!
**[21:53] [SONG] FCC**
A feeling that starts to shine with light!
**[21:57] [SONG] FCC**
Awaken returner! Just hope for it!
**[22:00] [SONG] FCC**
A lovely type of new thrill...
**[22:02] [SONG] FCC**
Now give!
**[22:03] [SONG] FCC**
It!
**[22:03] [SONG] FCC**
To!
**[22:04] [SONG] FCC**
Me!
**[22:04] [SONG] FCC**
Call for it, call for it,
the best and the highest
**[22:06] [SONG] FCC**
There's not a thing to fear,
not a single one!
**[22:10] [SONG] FCC**
Let it reach all the way out,
our passionate feelings!
**[22:14] [SONG] FCC**
With our souls singing free!
**[22:17] [SONG] FCC**
Cut in!
**[22:29] Dudes**
Good stuff.
**[22:33] Kotaro**
Now they look like real idols.
**[22:36] Kotaro**
It's finally begun...
**[22:39] Ai**
Keep it together, now.
**[22:41] Junko**
Idols are supposed to bring people smiles.
**[22:51] Saki**
We're Franchouchou!
**[22:53] Saki**
Nice to meet ya!
**[23:04] Okoba**
Whoa, whoa... Did I really just see that?
**[23:07] Inubashi**
This is great! It's gonna be huge!
***SIGN*** Angels Descend on Saga Rock!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:26] Lily**
Lily here!
**[23:27] Lily**
I wonder if I was dazzling out there.
**[23:29] Lily**
It'd be great if even more
people came and saw us!
**[23:32] Lily**
Next time on *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 8:
Go Go Neverland SAGA!
***SIGN*** Episode 8: Go Go Neverland SAGA
**[23:36] Lily**
Be sure to watch, okay?
# E8 - Go Go Neverland SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR8DJ2E4R/go-go-neverland-saga)
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**[00:00] Sakura**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*...
**[00:02] Sakura**
Ai-chan and Junko-chan got into a
huge fight right before Saga Rock!
**[00:05] Sakura**
Ai-chan was grrr, grrr and
Junko-chan was sob, sob
**[00:07] Sakura**
and I was totally whoa,
whoa about what to do!
**[00:09] Sakura**
But then, on the day of Saga Rock,
Junko-chan's idol spirit was all rumble rumble
**[00:12] Sakura**
which left me totally sniffle, sniffle!
**[00:14] Sakura**
Even though the thunder
was going boom, boom,
**[00:16] Sakura**
we had our first ba-dump, ba-dump
show in front of a huge crowd!
**[00:18] Sakura**
There was trouble that made us go
eek, eek, but we worked together
**[00:20] Sakura**
and the performance was
a huge yay, yay success!
**[00:21] Sakura**
And now, Franchouchou's legend can begin...
**[00:25] Sakura**
Or... so I hope.
**[00:28] Sakura**
Look, look, Saki-chan, there we are!
***SIGN*** Angels Descend on Saga Rock!
**[00:31] Sakura**
Saga Rock was so amazing!
**[00:33] Sakura**
It's great that we got to go!
***SIGN*** Writer: Shinta Okoba
**[00:36] Junko**
This is the same reporter that did the story
on the "haunting" at Ureshino Onsen.
**[00:40] Ai**
Over the last month, more videos
and comments have been posted.
**[00:44] Ai**
I think we're about to start
seeing some reactions.
***SIGN*** The potential of regional idols—They'll become a highlight for Saga
**[00:47] Ai**
Both the good and the bad.
**[00:50] Lily**
Hey, I was the most dazzling, right?
**[00:53] Saki**
What, are you in the pic?
**[00:55] Saki**
Oh, there you are!
**[00:58] Saki**
You were so tiny I didn't see you.
**[01:01] Lily**
I wasn't asking you, Saki-chan!
**[01:03] Sakura**
I think you were dazzling.
**[01:05] Lily**
Really?!
**[01:07] Sakura**
I love it when you smile!
**[01:10] Sakura**
And your star is really cute!
**[01:12] Lily**
Yay!
**[01:14] Rookie**
Amamoto-san, what do you wanna do for lunch?
**[01:18] Amamoto**
The Sicilian rice bowl.
**[01:19] Rookie**
That's, like, your fave!
**[01:22] Rookie**
What about you, Go-san?
**[01:23] Dad**
I'm fine.
**[01:25] Rookie**
All right.
**[01:26] Dad**
I'm gonna go grab lunch...
**[01:28] Amamoto**
Right.
**[01:30] Rookie**
Does Go-san always leave to eat?
**[01:33] Amamoto**
The man hates TV.
**[01:34] Rookie**
Oh, yeah, you get a lot of people
saying they don't watch anymore.
**[01:37] CM**
* Yakitori number one, chicken and rice*
* number two, salad's number three for nutrition!*
**[01:38] Amamoto**
That's not exactly why, but yeah.
**[01:41] CM**
*Service with a smile...*
**[02:00] Other Mom**
Hey, what're you doing?
**[02:04] Other Mom**
Come with me.
***SIGN*** Episode 8 Go Go Neverland SAGA
**[02:25] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[02:27] Intro**
No, even if we're dead, we
will make them come true!
**[02:30] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[02:32] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[02:36] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[03:53] Kotaro**
G'morning!
**[03:56] Sakura**
Good morning!
**[03:57] Junko**
Good morning.
**[03:58] Kotaro**
Well, Franchouchou,
good job getting that writeup.
**[04:02] Kotaro**
How about it, Junko?
**[04:03] Kotaro**
Any thoughts, looking back on Saga Rock?
**[04:06] Junko**
Well.. I guess... It felt like
a glimpse of some potential.
**[04:10] Kotaro**
It totally did, didn't it?!
**[04:13] Kotaro**
You girls are riding a wave
of interest right now.
**[04:16] Sakura**
*Junko-chan...*
**[04:18] Kotaro**
How about it, Sakura?
Are you enjoying the ride?
**[04:21] Sakura**
Uh... well...
**[04:23] Sakura**
Aren't you gonna tell me
not to get carried awa—
**[04:25] Kotaro**
Get carried away, dumbass!
**[04:27] Kotaro**
You get in a magazine,
you're allowed to get carried away!
**[04:29] Kotaro**
You get to stick that Pinocchio
nose of yours high in the air,
**[04:31] Kotaro**
so it's the highest point
on the big wave you've caught!
**[04:37] Kotaro**
How about it, Lily?
**[04:38] Kotaro**
You enjoying the ride?
**[04:39] Kotaro**
That star gonna start growing?
**[04:41] Lily**
No!
**[04:43] Kotaro**
Huh? Why not?
**[04:45] Kotaro**
Huh? Why for?
**[04:47] Kotaro**
It's not gonna get bigger?
**[04:48] Kotaro**
How come?
**[04:49] Kotaro**
Big as the boulder in Kyoseki Park!
**[04:51] Kotaro**
Y'know?
**[04:52] Saki**
You're seriously freaking
her out, so give it a rest!
**[04:58] Kotaro**
Teehee!
**[04:59] Kotaro**
Listen up. Since you're
zombies, you have to use
**[05:02] Kotaro**
anything you can to your
advantage, including miracles.
**[05:04] Kotaro**
The next step is to become a
group that everyone in Saga,
**[05:07] Kotaro**
from the elderly to little
kids, knows about.
**[05:09] Kotaro**
That means community events,
mini concerts, local TV...
**[05:11] Kotaro**
You're gonna be doing
anything and everything.
**[05:14] Kotaro**
The time has come to go on the offensive!
***SIGN*** Let's all enjoy the Happy Stage!
***SIGN*** Ureshino Onsen Summer Festival
**[05:41] Kotaro**
All right, we're going to move
on to the photo session.
**[05:44] Kotaro**
For Number 4, we will be offering
these signed glamour shots instead.
**[05:49] Kotaro**
Also, please be aware that touching the
members of the group is strictly prohibited.
***SIGN*** End of the Line
**[06:03] Saki**
Hey, trouble just walked up!
**[06:06] Sakura**
Trouble?
***SIGN*** End of the Line Number 6 End of the Line Number 3 End of the Line Number 5
**[06:07] Sakura**
He's huge!
**[06:10] Saki**
That dude's gotta be a yak.
**[06:12] Sakura**
Yak...?
**[06:14] Saki**
Maybe shades got himself a shady loan
and now this guy's here to collect.
**[06:18] Sakura**
A debt collector?!
**[06:19] Sakura**
Wh-Where's Kotaro-san?
**[06:21] Saki**
Gone! He's run off!
**[06:24] Sakura**
Wait, the yak just got in line...
***SIGN*** End of the Line Number 6
**[06:28] ---**
Huh?
**[06:29] Saki**
That's shrimpy's line!
**[06:31] Sakura**
Maybe he's a fan of Lily-chan's?
**[06:33] Saki**
I wouldn't relax yet.
**[06:35] Saki**
We're big enough to get into *Sagazine* now.
***SIGN*** End of the Line
**[06:40] Saki**
Maybe the dude's here to kidnap shrimpy.
**[06:43] Sakura**
Kidnap?!
**[06:44] Fan**
The show was amazing!
**[06:46] Fan**
I promise I'll come see you all again!
**[06:48] Lily**
Thank you! Bye-bye!
**[06:51] Lily**
It's nice to meet you! I'm Number 6.
**[06:55] Dad**
Y-You really...
**[07:00] Saki**
What the hell do you think
you're doing, pal?!
**[07:16] Sakura**
Come with me, Lily-chan!
**[07:18] Lily**
But...
**[07:19] Crowd**
What? What happened?
**[07:19] Lily**
th-that's...
**[07:20] Crowd**
Holy crap...
**[07:22] Crowd**
That was a rolling sobat!
**[07:23] Skull**
That girl is scary.
**[07:24] Skull**
I think that dude's dead.
**[07:26] Bulk**
That's what I love about Number 2!
**[07:28] Bulk**
Must be nice...
**[07:32] Kotaro**
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
**[07:34] Kotaro**
It's all good, it's all good,
it's all good...
**[07:36] Kotaro**
It's all—
**[07:37] Junko**
Tatsumi-san!
**[07:39] Junko**
Th-There's been trouble.
**[07:46] Saki**
Y'know it's no touching allowed, pops!
**[07:50] Dad**
Sorry.
**[07:51] Dad**
She just... looks so much like...
**[07:54] Saki**
Looks like who?
**[07:56] Dad**
Seven years ago, there was child star
who used to be on TV a lot... Lily Hoshikawa.
**[08:11] Ai**
What happened to Lily could
happen to any of us.
**[08:14] Ai**
Especially for myself and Junko.
**[08:16] Junko**
You're right... Even if our names aren't public,
it is cause for concern.
**[08:20] Yugiri**
It's a shame how having a job that puts you
on display is as dangerous as it's ever been...
**[08:28] Saki**
Damn it, what a drag!
**[08:30] Sakura**
Isn't Lily-chan late coming
back from washing up?
**[08:39] Sakura**
I was surprised when you
weren't over by the faucet.
**[08:43] Sakura**
Lily-chan?
**[08:45] Lily**
Sakura-chan... that man from this morning...
**[08:49] Lily**
That's my actual pappy.
**[08:54] Sakura**
The yak?!
**[08:55] Lily**
The who?
**[08:56] Sakura**
But he was freaking huge!
**[08:59] Lily**
I take more after my mommy.
**[09:02] Lily**
I didn't even think he'd ever show up...
**[09:06] Sakura**
You didn't?
**[09:08] Lily**
To be honest, I was trying
to forget about him...
**[09:13] Lily**
But Pappy...
**[09:17] Lily**
It was just the two of us, see?
**[09:19] Lily**
But I was never lonely.
**[09:23] Lily**
I knew that Mommy was looking
down on us from the sky.
**[09:27] Lily**
And we had a TV.
**[09:30] Lily**
He really loved TV!
**[09:32] Lily**
He said it was great to
watch it with someone...
**[09:36] Lily**
He always talked about how much fun it
was to laugh and cry alongside someone.
**[09:41] Lily**
He'd always make me sit next to him!
**[09:44] Lily**
He could be so silly,
**[09:47] Lily**
but I loved seeing how much he enjoyed TV.
**[09:52] Lily**
That's why I thought...
**[09:53] Lily**
It'd be great if I could make
him smile from inside the TV.
**[09:57] Lily**
When I signed up for a children's talent
agency, he quit his job to be my manager.
**[10:02] Lily**
So he was always with
me when there was work.
**[10:06] Lily**
I was cute and great at
acting from the start,
**[10:10] Lily**
so every show I was in
turned into a magical hit!
**[10:14] Lily**
But... right when I was at
the top, it happened...
**[10:24] (Flashback) Dad**
Masao! Open the door!
**[10:26] (Flashback) Dad**
They need you to get the show moving!
**[10:28] (Flashback) Lily**
No! I'm not coming out!
**[10:30] (Flashback) Dad**
It's fine. That part's
not going to show on TV.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Lily**
You only care about me when I'm on TV!
**[10:36] (Flashback) Lily**
You don't worry about the real me!
**[10:39] (Flashback) Dad**
Of course I do!
**[10:41] (Flashback) Dad**
A little leg hair isn't a big deal!
**[10:43] (Flashback) Dad**
It just means you're growing up a little.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Lily**
I am never growing up!
**[10:51] (Flashback) Dad**
You can't look like that forever.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Lily**
I can, too!
**[10:56] (Flashback) Lily**
I don't want to look like you, Pappy!
**[10:58] (Flashback) Lily**
You dummy!
**[11:01] (Flashback) Dad**
Masao! A lot of people are really
looking forward to this show!
**[11:06] (Flashback) Dad**
Now, open this door!
**[11:09] (Flashback) Lily**
I am not gonna grow up.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Lily**
Is that some seaweed from
yesterday's breakfast...?
**[11:27] (Flashback) ---**
Hair!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Dad**
Masao! I'm coming in!
**[11:49] (Flashback) Dad**
Masao...
**[11:51] (Flashback) Dad**
Masao!
**[11:55] Lily**
That was the last time I saw him.
**[11:58] Sakura**
Uh... Sorry, Lily-chan...
**[12:02] Sakura**
I'm having trouble keeping up here...
**[12:05] Sakura**
Who was this Masao guy you started
mentioning partway through?
**[12:09] Lily**
That was my old name.
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Sicilian Rice
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[12:25] Sakura**
So it turns out Lily-chan
used to be Masao-kun.
**[12:29] Saki**
Dying over some whiskers...
that's the greatest thing I've ever heard...
**[12:32] Saki**
Now that's legendary!
**[12:34] Sakura**
Saki-chan!
**[12:36] Saki**
Wait, so what's your full
name then, shrimpy?
**[12:39] Lily**
Masao Go.
**[12:42] Saki**
That's so butch! It's like the
most macho name I ever heard!
**[12:46] Saki**
Wait, what about pops? What's his name?
**[12:48] Lily**
Takeo Go.
**[12:52] Saki**
That's totally him!
That is exactly his name!
**[12:55] Lily**
I hate you, Saki-chan!
**[12:57] Saki**
Sorry, sorry!
**[12:59] Yugiri**
I have to say, this is a bit of a surprise.
**[13:02] Saki**
Masao Go!
**[13:03] Ai**
So, what happens now?
**[13:05] Lily**
I'm still Lily, and that's
who I'm always going to be.
**[13:08] Lily**
Zombies don't grow, after all!
**[13:10] Lily**
So I've got nothing to worry about.
**[13:12] Sakura**
Lily-chan...
**[13:14] Ai**
So, did he know?
**[13:17] Kotaro**
Hell yeah, I knew.
**[13:21] Kotaro**
Teehee!
**[13:22] Saki**
I'm seriously gonna kill you, man!
**[13:24] Kotaro**
What?! Is Masao Go not allowed in
your girly idol group anymore?!
**[13:29] Lily**
I am not Masao anymore! My name is Lily!
**[13:31] Kotaro**
That's right! She's Lily, not Masao!
**[13:34] Kotaro**
The rest of you are Masao, and I'm Lily!
**[13:37] Kotaro**
Besides, you've got a gig tomorrow!
**[13:39] Kotaro**
If you've got time to waste on tired-ass
questions, maybe you should go to bed,
**[13:42] Kotaro**
you bunch of morons!
**[13:49] Junko**
She's so cute.
**[13:50] Ai**
I'm surprised we never noticed in spite
of how close we've all been together...
**[13:54] Saki**
Ah, who cares! Doesn't matter
what kinda junk she's got.
**[13:56] Junko**
J-Junk...
**[13:58] Saki**
Besides, we're all zombies.
**[14:01] Yugiri**
It honestly makes me wonder
what exactly zombies are.
**[14:05] Yugiri**
To think that we're never going to age...
**[14:07] Sakura**
You've got a point.
**[14:09] Sakura**
Lily-chan is going to stay Lily-chan.
**[14:10] Sakura**
And none of us are ever going to change.
**[14:12] Sakura**
Because we're zombies.
**[14:20] (Flashback) Dad**
Look at this!
**[14:21] (Flashback) Dad**
We got top ratings!
**[14:24] (Flashback) Dad**
That means you amazed a ton of people!
**[14:27] TV**
*Today's guest is Lily Hoshikawa.*
**[14:30] Lily**
*It's nice to be here!*
**[14:32] (Flashback) Dad**
There you go, Lily.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Dad**
That's the way. Keep it up.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Lily**
Pappy...?
**[14:36] (Flashback) Dad**
Aw, the camera was slightly
off for that look you gave...
**[14:39] (Flashback) Lily**
I want the two of us to go out sometimes.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Dad**
You want to go out?
**[14:44] (Flashback) Lily**
I wanna go to Kouno Park again. With you.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Dad**
Sounds good.
**[14:49] (Flashback) Dad**
We can go when the filming for the
show that airs next season is done.
***SIGN*** Lily Hoshikawa (11) The brilliant child actress everyone's talking about
**[14:54] Lily**
*Yep! He's always with me.*
**[14:58] (Flashback) Doc**
I think it was death from mental shock.
**[15:01] (Flashback) Doc**
Something must've caused an incredible
deal of mental distress before the fall.
**[15:10] Lily**
*Pappy!*
**[15:40] Dad**
I understand...
**[15:42] Dad**
I know that girl can't be Masao.
**[15:54] Lily**
Hello there! Sorry about the other day.
***SIGN*** Size S Size M Size L
**[15:57] Lily**
The others didn't mean anything bad by it.
**[15:59] Dad**
Nah, that was my fault.
**[16:02] Dad**
Uh, can I get a T-shirt?
**[16:04] Lily**
Sure! But I don't think it'll fit.
**[16:06] Lily**
You usually get a 5XL right?
**[16:08] Dad**
I'm impressed you can tell.
***SIGN*** Size S Size M Size L
**[16:10] Lily**
W-We have lots of different
fans, so I can tell!
**[16:14] Dad**
I see.
**[16:15] Dad**
But I actually want an extra small.
**[16:18] Dad**
See, I used to have a kid
who was about your age.
**[16:22] Dad**
But I was a bad father...
**[16:26] Dad**
I was so focused on myself, I wasn't
able to care for them properly.
**[16:31] Dad**
Is your dad a nice man?
***SIGN*** Size S Size M Size L
**[16:33] Lily**
Yeah! Pa—
**[16:34] Lily**
I mean, Dad's really nice!
**[16:37] Lily**
Really, really nice!
**[16:42] Dad**
Sorry for scaring you before.
**[16:46] Dad**
I won't come back again.
**[16:48] Dad**
I just wanted to apologize
for what happened.
**[16:52] Dad**
Goodbye, now.
**[17:00] Sakura**
Lily-chan...
**[17:02] Lily**
I-I'm totally fine!
**[17:10] Lily**
We better get to practice, huh?
**[17:12] Sakura**
It's okay.
**[17:14] Sakura**
Everyone agreed you should
take a break for today.
**[17:17] Lily**
Maybe I'd be better off if I didn't
remember anything. Like you, Sakura-chan.
**[17:22] Sakura**
No.
**[17:24] Sakura**
It's because you remembered your dad,
and he remembered you,
**[17:29] Sakura**
that you're able to understand
how you really feel.
**[17:32] Lily**
Pappy... He loved me this entire time...
**[17:38] Lily**
And I...
**[17:40] Lily**
And I...
**[17:51] Saki**
There might be people we knew who're
torn up about what happened, too.
**[17:56] Sakura**
*Why can't I remember...?*
**[18:00] Sakura**
* That view is the only*
* thing I remember...*
**[18:03] Sakura**
*but when and where is it from?*
**[18:07] Ai**
Is something wrong?
**[18:09] Sakura**
S-Sorry!
**[18:11] Saki**
Y'know, leaving this as-is sucks too bad!
**[18:14] Lily**
What else can I do? I'm a zombie now.
**[18:17] Sakura**
No, there might still be a way.
**[18:20] Sakura**
Let's think about it.
**[18:21] Lily**
Sakura-chan.
**[18:22] Ai**
I think the answer's already clear.
**[18:25] Junko**
There is something that we,
and only we, can do.
**[18:29] Ai**
But first we've gotta talk to him.
***SIGN*** We're having a concert!!
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
***SIGN*** August 17th (Friday)
***SIGN*** At Plaza 656
**[18:45] Rookie**
Oh, that was in the mail.
**[18:50] Rookie**
I'll toss it, then.
**[18:52] Rookie**
Gotta wonder if being regional
idols is even doable nowadays.
**[19:09] Sakura**
We're almost done...
**[19:10] Sakura**
Do you think he'll come?
**[19:12] Ai**
We've done everything we can.
**[19:29] Lily**
Pappy!
**[19:32] Saki**
Well, we've got a new song for you today!
**[19:35] Saki**
Main vocals will be by shrimpy!
**[19:38] Sakura**
Saki-chan! Not shrimpy!
**[19:40] Saki**
I mean, by Number 6!
**[19:47] Lily**
This is "To My Dearest."
**[20:06] [SONG] FCC**
I knew we'd be saying goodbye,
but I thought it would be much later
**[20:12] [SONG] FCC**
And it all ended before I could tell you the
things I wanted to, but was too embarrassed
**[20:18] [SONG] FCC**
But you know, in those days
we had together, deep inside
**[20:22] [SONG] FCC**
I was laughing, crying, and smiling!
**[20:30] [SONG] FCC**
You gave me so much warmth!
**[20:35] [SONG] FCC**
And showed me so much kindness!
**[20:41] [SONG] FCC**
I'll never be able to replace the
part of me that's missing now
**[20:48] [SONG] FCC**
But even now, even now,
those memories are still warm...
**[20:59] Lily**
I'm really, really glad you came today!
**[21:02] Lily**
You know, I love TV!
**[21:05] Lily**
I'm going to work hard
so I can be on TV a lot!
**[21:08] Lily**
And I hope I can make you
smile when you see me there!
**[21:12] Lily**
I'm super duper glad
you came and saw me!
**[21:16] Lily**
I promise I will never ever forget you!
**[21:19] Lily**
I love you!
**[21:22] [SONG] FCC**
The world I had with you
**[21:25] [SONG] FCC**
And the future where I'll be missing you
**[21:28] [SONG] FCC**
And even if we're now far apart
**[21:34] [SONG] FCC**
The courage you gave me will
be my pride as I go on
**[21:40] [SONG] FCC**
So please, always, watch over me!
**[21:53] [SONG] FCC**
Every day, I miss you, I miss you
**[21:57] [SONG] FCC**
That's the way I feel
**[22:00] [SONG] FCC**
It won't ever fade but that's okay
**[22:06] [SONG] FCC**
Because that love, that love
**[22:13] [SONG] FCC**
Won't ever change, no matter what happens
**[22:23] [SONG] FCC**
I miss you, I miss you, and
if one day, in a dream...
**[22:30] [SONG] FCC**
We meet again, please tell me the same.
**[22:53] Rookie**
What you wanna get today, Amamoto-san?
**[22:55] Amamoto**
Sicilian rice bowl.
**[22:57] Rookie**
Every time, huh?
**[23:00] Dad**
I think I'll have the chicken udon.
**[23:03] Rookie**
You're gonna eat here today, Go-san?!
**[23:05] Dad**
Yeah.
**[23:09] FCC**
* Yakitori number one, chicken and rice*
* number two, salad's number three for nutrition!*
**[23:09] Amamoto**
These girls are real funny.
**[23:12] Rookie**
For real! I cracked up when I saw it.
**[23:14] FCC**
* Service with a smile, come*
* on and get your fill!*
**[23:17] FCC**
Yeah!
**[23:18] FCC**
* Fresh, tasty, and fun!*
* Bring all your friends...*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:26] Saki**
Saki here!
**[23:27] Saki**
Next time on *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 9:
Though My Life May Have Ended Once
***SIGN*** Episode 9: Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA
**[23:30] Saki**
By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen,
and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate,
**[23:33] Saki**
Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades
In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA!
**[23:36] Saki**
Holy crap that's long!
# E9 - Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Sha
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**[00:01] Sakura**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*!
**[00:02] Sakura**
After a crazy Saga Rock,
people are starting to hear our name!
**[00:05] Sakura**
Franchouchou's so happy
and embarrassed! We did it!
**[00:08] Sakura**
But then Lily-chan's pappy
showed up out of nowhere!
**[00:11] Sakura**
At first she wasn't sure what to do,
**[00:12] Sakura**
but she seemed really happy to learn
that he never stopped caring about her!
**[00:14] ---**
**[00:15] Sakura**
Even with my zombie heart, what happened
still gave me that warm feeling!
**[00:19] Sakura**
The end!
**[00:23] (Flashback) Saki**
Those Korosuke chicks don't
know when to give up...
***SIGN*** Reiko Kirishima Saki Nikaido
**[00:29] Reiko**
They're freaking out, trying to
keep us from taking over Kyushu.
**[00:33] Saki**
This is getting to be a drag.
**[00:35] Saki**
Maybe I'll just crush them all myself.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Reiko**
You really oughta do something
about that crazy streak
**[00:41] (Flashback) Reiko**
or it's gonna end up killing you.
**[00:43] (Flashback) Saki**
No way in hell am I dying.
**[00:45] (Flashback) Saki**
And neither is this little guy!
**[00:48] (Flashback) Saki**
Check it out! A Maskutchi.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Reiko**
Let's head back.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Saki**
Damn, I'm hungry!
**[00:54] (Flashback) Saki**
I wish Drive Tori was open this early...
**[01:04] (Flashback) Saki**
Reiko! You wanna race to Tenmangu?
**[01:08] (Flashback) Reiko**
You never learn, huh?
**[01:09] (Flashback) Reiko**
You know that when it comes to cranking
the throttle, you never beat me.
**[01:13] (Flashback) Saki**
I'll make up for it with guts.
**[01:15] (Flashback) Reiko**
Not in a million years.
***SIGN*** Episode 9 Though My Life May Have Ended Once By Some Twist of Fate I Have Risen, and If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate, Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My SAGA
**[01:33] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[01:35] Intro**
No, even if we're dead, we
will make them come true!
**[01:38] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[01:40] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[01:44] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[02:59] Grandpas**
Huh? What was that?
**[03:00] Grandpas**
Like I said!
**[03:02] Grandpas**
Those gals said they wanna join us!
**[03:05] Grandpas**
For the Kashima Dance!
**[03:07] Grandpas**
What?!
**[03:09] Saki**
You trying to tell me this is
gonna help Franchouchou out?
**[03:13] Sakura**
S-Sure!
**[03:14] Sakura**
That's what Kotaro-san said...
***SIGN*** Advanced Age
***SIGN*** Young People
**[03:18] (Flashback) Kotaro**
So, if you take a look here, you can see
that the population of Saga
***SIGN*** Graph of Age Demographics In Saga
**[03:22] (Flashback) Kotaro**
is generally of advanced age, right?
**[03:24] (Flashback) Kotaro**
Which means you all need to work harder
to grab the hearts of all these old folks!
**[03:28] (Flashback) Kotaro**
And in order to make them your fans...
***SIGN*** Kashima Dance
**[03:32] (Flashback) Kotaro**
You're going to joining in on a practice
meeting for the Kashima Dance!
**[03:36] Junko**
Has there ever in history been idols
with a significant elderly fanbase?
**[03:42] Ai**
Well, not that I've heard of.
**[03:45] Grandpas**
All right, it's about time to get started.
**[03:49] Grandpas**
Upsie-daisy...
**[03:52] Grandpas**
Music! Come on!
**[03:57] Enka**
Saga is hidden in the leaves,
deep in the south
**[04:03] Lily**
Wow!
**[04:05] Saki**
They're sharp as hell!
**[04:06] Grandpa**
Get a move on, now! All of *you*, come on!
**[04:10] Sakura**
We're supposed to come on already?!
**[04:12] Junko**
Do you think we'll be able to keep up?
**[04:14] Ai**
Well, we'll just have to find out!
**[04:17] [SONG] Ai**
Now, come and dance, come along and dance!
**[04:28] Lily**
That was harder than our
usual lessons, I think!
**[04:33] Sakura**
You two!
**[04:36] Sakura**
Everybody's waiting!
**[04:38] Lily**
Coming!
**[05:13] Lily**
Lame.
**[05:15] Maria**
You chicks...
**[05:17] Maria**
What the hell makes you think
you can dance around here, huh?
**[05:23] Maria**
What middle school you from, anyway?!
**[05:25] Sakura**
I-It's like another Saki-chan...
**[05:27] Lily**
I'm a permanent grade schooler now,
thank you!
**[05:31] Ukawa**
Maria-chan, I think going after
grade schoolers is kinda...
**[05:34] Sayama**
I agree with her.
**[05:37] Maria**
N-Never mind you, then.
**[05:40] Maria**
But you! What the hell makes you think
you can hoot and holler in this park?!
**[05:44] Sakura**
I-I mean...
**[05:46] Sakura**
Th-This is a public park, right?
**[05:56] Lily**
Yeah, get her!
**[05:58] Sakura**
This is bad! Tae-chan, cut it out!
**[06:04] Maria**
What the hell is wrong with you, bitch?!
**[06:07] Saki**
Sakura! You done yet?
**[06:09] Saki**
I'm gonna kill you if you
don't get a move on.
**[06:12] Lily**
Saki-chan!
**[06:13] Maria**
Where the hell do you get off
butting into this, huh?!
**[06:22] Saki**
Don't pick fights you're not ready for.
**[06:25] Ukawa**
Maria-chan...
**[06:26] Ukawa**
These girls seem kinda dangerous.
**[06:28] Ukawa**
Also, crazy.
**[06:30] Sayama**
I agree with her!
***SIGN*** Dorami (Mad Demon Beauties) Eighth Boss Maria Kirishima
***SIGN*** Dorami
**[06:43] Maria**
Just remember, this park is Dorami turf!
**[06:47] Maria**
You got that?!
**[06:50] Lily**
What the heck was that?
**[06:52] Sakura**
Thank you, Saki-chan.
**[06:58] Saki**
For real...?
**[07:01] Sayama**
Maria-chan...
**[07:02] Sayama**
I'm starting to think we
shouldn't bother anymore.
**[07:06] Ukawa**
Maybe we should all quit
Dorami-chan together.
**[07:09] Maria**
Don't put a -chan on the
end of the team's name!
**[07:11] Ukawa**
Our bikes are scooters...
**[07:13] Sayama**
Being lady bikers is too much work.
**[07:16] Maria**
Dumbass!
**[07:18] Maria**
I am not quitting this team, no matter what!
**[07:22] Ukawa**
But your mom... I mean,
even the first boss...
**[07:27] Maria**
I keep telling you not to bring her up.
**[07:32] Ukawa**
Sorry...
***SIGN*** Fallen Angels
***SIGN*** Korosuke (Murder Girls)
**[07:41] Sayama**
Maria-chan! It's Korosuke!
***SIGN*** Korosuke
***SIGN*** Korosuke
**[07:55] Ukawa**
Th-The tenth boss of Korosuke...
**[07:59] Sayama**
Misa the Fallen Angel!
**[08:02] Misa**
Been a while, Maria.
**[08:04] Misa**
I was thinking it's about time
I shut Dorami down for good.
**[08:08] Maria**
You can take all that crap
you're talking and cram it.
**[08:10] Maria**
Dorami isn't going anywh—
**[08:17] Misa**
No one interfere, now.
**[08:20] Misa**
This beef has been going since these clubs
started... Why don't we end it ourselves?
**[08:26] Maria**
Sounds good to me.
**[08:30] Lily**
Tae-chan! Did you eat my squid?!
**[08:30] Sakura**
We danced ourselves to death back there...
**[08:32] Yugiri**
Yes, it was quite the good time.
**[08:34] Tae**
Liar! Open your mouth!
**[08:36] Ai**
Hey, quit playing around!
We're crammed in here!
**[08:39] Junko**
Excuse me... can someone open a window?
**[08:39] Lily**
Open up, Tae-chan! Tae-chan!
**[08:43] Yugiri**
Are you not feeling well, Junko-han?
**[08:43] Lily**
Give it back! That was my squid!
**[08:46] Yugiri**
There's a pressure point
here that should help...
**[08:49] Sakura**
Does that still work on zombies?
**[08:53] Kotaro**
Could all of you please shut the hell up?!
**[08:58] Lily**
Give it, Tae-chan!
**[09:00] Lily**
That's my squid! Give it back!
**[09:01] Sakura**
What's wrong, Saki-chan?
**[09:02] Saki**
Damn it...
**[09:05] Ai**
What are you doing?!
**[09:08] Lily**
Tatsumi...
**[09:09] Kotaro**
What is it now?! Damn!
**[09:11] Lily**
Saki-chan fell out.
**[09:13] Kotaro**
No way!
**[09:24] Saki**
Hold up.
**[09:30] Saki**
Oh, crap.
**[09:35] Korosukes**
H-Hey! This is none of your
business! Back off!
**[09:47] Misa**
And who are you?
**[09:48] Saki**
Me? Let's see...
**[09:53] Cop**
Hey, hey! What are you
girls doing over there?
**[09:58] Cop**
I-I'll call for backup, y'know...!
**[10:01] Cop**
If you don't wanna end up locked up,
be good kids and run along... please.
**[10:05] Misa**
That killed the mood.
**[10:09] Misa**
We'll settle this some other way.
**[10:12] Misa**
And soon.
**[10:20] Maria**
What'd you butt in for?
**[10:24] Saki**
Because you've got no chance
in hell against her.
**[10:27] Maria**
Don't just make stuff up!
**[10:29] Saki**
I'm telling you, you can't take her.
**[10:32] Maria**
No matter what anybody says,
I'm gonna keep Dorami going!
**[10:37] Saki**
Listen...
**[10:39] Saki**
What's her name, anyway?
**[10:43] Saki**
Your, uh... Y'know.
**[10:46] Saki**
You got a mom, right?
**[10:49] Maria**
Who gives a crap about that spineless wimp?
**[10:52] Maria**
Let's go.
**[10:53] Ukawa**
Maria-chan, wait!
***SIGN*** Amabuki Naomasa
***SIGN*** Reiko
***SIGN*** Maria
**[11:14] Reiko**
Maria! I was so worried!
**[11:16] Reiko**
You were out so late...
**[11:18] Maria**
Give it a rest.
**[11:19] Reiko**
Wait! This was stuffed into our mailbox...
***SIGN*** Challenge
**[11:26] Maria**
It's them... Are they stupid?!
**[11:29] Reiko**
Please, Maria, stop all this!
**[11:32] Maria**
Cram it! It's none of your business, anyway!
**[11:39] Reiko**
I'm sorry.
**[11:41] Maria**
Why are you always apologizing when
you didn't do anything wrong?!
**[11:45] Maria**
Like a weakling!
**[11:52] Kotaro**
What the hell was that?!
**[11:54] Kotaro**
The only way zombies like you are
allowed to interact with living humans
**[11:59] Kotaro**
is when you're doing idol stuff!
**[12:01] Saki**
I get it.
**[12:05] Kotaro**
No, you don't.
**[12:09] Kotaro**
Anything involving violence
is totally taboo for idols.
**[12:13] Kotaro**
There's a chance that your personal actions
could put an end to Franchouchou.
**[12:18] Kotaro**
Keep that in mind.
**[12:31] (Flashback) Reiko**
Thank you for being born, Maria!
**[12:35] (Flashback) Maria**
I'm going now!
**[12:36] (Flashback) Reiko**
Make sure to be a good girl
and greet everybody! Be safe!
**[12:40] (Flashback) Maria**
I'm heading out!
**[12:42] (Flashback) Reiko**
You're all grown up now!
**[12:44] (Flashback) Reiko**
Have a good day!
**[12:46] (Flashback) Maria**
I'm leaving.
**[12:47] (Flashback) Reiko**
I'm so glad you're such a good girl!
**[12:51] (Flashback) Reiko**
Take care!
**[12:55] (Flashback) Reiko**
Welcome ho—
**[13:11] Reiko**
If you saw me now...
**[13:14] Reiko**
I wonder what you'd think?
**[13:18] Reiko**
Saki...
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[13:31] (Flashback) Reiko**
So, what are you going to do from now on?
**[13:35] (Flashback) Reiko**
In the future.
**[13:37] (Flashback) Saki**
I figure after taking over Kyushu comes
taking the rest of the country, right?
**[13:41] (Flashback) Reiko**
That's just like you.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Saki**
Not you, though?
**[13:44] (Flashback) Reiko**
I...
**[13:46] (Flashback) Reiko**
I want to get married like normal
and have a normal family.
**[13:51] (Flashback) Reiko**
Y'know, my parents are divorced...
and stuff like studying and school clubs...
**[13:56] (Flashback) Reiko**
I never had, like, a "normal youth," right?
**[14:01] (Flashback) Reiko**
I don't want my kids to end up like this.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Saki**
What the hell's normal supposed to be?
**[14:07] (Flashback) Saki**
I don't get it.
**[14:09] (Flashback) Reiko**
I bet you don't!
**[14:14] Saki**
She's got the same eyes as Reiko.
**[14:23] (Flashback) Misa**
We'll settle this some other way.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Misa**
And soon.
**[14:29] Saki**
That's pretty damn soon!
**[14:34] Kotaro**
Where are you going?
**[14:37] Kotaro**
It seems you didn't understand
what I told you, after all.
**[14:40] Saki**
I told you, I get it.
**[14:42] Kotaro**
What are you going to do, then?
**[14:45] Saki**
Ain't it obvious?
**[14:47] Saki**
Idol stuff, man.
**[14:54] Reiko**
Maria. Do you want dinner?
***SIGN*** Come at midnight to Kagamiyama 10th Korosuke Boss
**[15:02] Reiko**
Kagamiyama?!
**[15:21] (Flashback) Korosuke I**
You ready to do this?
**[15:22] (Flashback) Saki**
I was born ready.
**[15:25] (Flashback) Saki**
Reiko, hang on to this for me.
**[15:29] (Flashback) Reiko**
Saki!
**[15:30] (Flashback) Saki**
I told you...
**[15:32] (Flashback) Saki**
There's no way in hell I'm dying.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Reiko**
Saki!
**[15:39] (Flashback) Reiko**
Let go of me!
**[15:40] (Flashback) Doramis**
Reiko-san!
**[15:41] (Flashback) Doramis**
You can't!
**[15:44] (Flashback) Reiko**
Saki!
***SIGN*** Kagamiyama
**[15:53] Misa**
This place has some history
for Korosuke and Dorami.
**[15:56] Misa**
A good place for your club to finally die.
**[15:59] Maria**
Keep on yapping.
**[16:00] Misa**
We're playing chicken towards the end
of the cliff. First to brake loses.
**[16:05] Misa**
You wanna quit, now's the chance.
**[16:07] Maria**
Shut up! Let's get started already.
**[16:09] Misa**
That's what I like to hear.
**[16:13] Korosuke**
Three...
**[16:15] Korosuke**
Two...
**[16:25] Reiko**
Maria!
**[16:27] Korosukes**
Who's the old lady?
**[16:28] Korosukes**
Her bike's pretty sweet, though.
**[16:31] Maria**
What the hell do you want?!
**[16:33] Korosukes**
Oh my god, here comes mommy!
**[16:33] Reiko**
You need to stop this nonsense!
**[16:35] Maria**
Shut up! You need to back off!
**[16:36] Korosukes**
She's here to stop them?
**[16:37] Korosukes**
That is hilarious.
**[16:38] Maria**
Hey!
**[16:39] Reiko**
Please, put a stop to this.
**[16:42] Reiko**
I'm begging you!
**[16:45] Maria**
How pathetic are you gonna get?!
**[16:48] Maria**
Always bowing down and apologizing...
**[16:53] Maria**
I thought you were the
first boss of Dorami!
**[16:56] Maria**
How did you end up like this?!
**[16:59] Maria**
I am never going to end up like you!
**[17:02] Maria**
Keeping this team going
is gonna be proof of that!
**[17:06] Reiko**
Maria...
**[17:08] Reiko**
Maria! Wait!
**[17:15] Saki**
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
**[17:18] Saki**
Stop, stop, stop—
**[17:22] Korosukes**
Who's this?
**[17:24] Korosukes**
That... seemed kinda crazy.
***SIGN*** Captain-for-a-Day
**[17:31] Saki**
Even if my heart stopped once...
**[17:34] Saki**
It pulses now intensely with the echoes...
**[17:37] Saki**
of the voices of the friends
who once watched my back...
**[17:40] Saki**
And to pay back the
gratitude they've earned,
**[17:43] Saki**
I'll once again race down
the path of carnage.
**[17:46] Misa**
You again?
**[17:48] Misa**
This is private business.
**[17:50] Saki**
It's my business, too.
**[17:52] Saki**
I'm Dorami's Captain-for-a-Day!
**[17:58] Misa**
Captain-for-a-Day?
**[18:01] Maria**
What gives you the right?!
**[18:03] Saki**
What's the big deal?
**[18:04] Saki**
You oughta be glad to have
a new member, anyway.
**[18:08] Maria**
D-Don't give me that!
**[18:11] Saki**
If you're in Dorami, you oughta know.
**[18:14] Saki**
There's a dumbass who actually
died doing this before.
**[18:17] Saki**
You telling me you're ready to die?
**[18:22] Misa**
I don't care who I'm up against
if it brings Dorami down.
**[18:28] Saki**
I'm borrowing your bike.
**[18:31] Reiko**
Stop this craziness!
**[18:33] Reiko**
Do you realize how dangerous this is?!
**[18:36] Reiko**
You could die!
**[18:39] Saki**
There's no way in hell I'm dying.
**[18:45] Reiko**
Saki...?!
**[18:51] Saki**
Who's that supposed to be?
**[18:59] Misa**
You ready to go?
**[19:01] Saki**
I was born ready.
**[19:05] Korosukes**
Three!
**[19:06] Korosukes**
Two!
**[19:07] Korosukes**
One!
**[19:08] Korosukes**
Go!
**[19:20] Korosukes**
No way! She sped up?!
**[19:28] Saki**
Get a load of this!
**[20:02] Saki**
Damn, that hurt.
**[20:06] Maria**
Holy crap...
**[20:08] Maria**
She's got more guts than
anyone I've ever seen.
**[20:14] Saki**
Crap... Guess I wrecked your bike.
**[20:17] Saki**
Sorry about all the trouble.
**[20:30] Reiko**
You dumbass!
**[20:31] Reiko**
What the hell were you gonna
do if things went wrong?!
**[20:39] Saki**
Maria...
**[20:41] Saki**
Seems to me your mom's got plenty of guts.
**[20:45] Saki**
You wanna keep Dorami going, you need
to face her head on and prove to her
**[20:51] Saki**
that you've got enough guts that
she won't have to worry about you.
**[21:05] Saki**
Whew...
**[21:07] Saki**
Still don't get it, though.
**[21:09] Saki**
What does "normal" even mean?
**[21:12] Misa**
You've got me beat.
**[21:15] Misa**
You could definitely be a legend
among the next gen of lady bikers.
**[21:20] Saki**
Legend...
**[21:22] Saki**
Oh, crap! I forgot the most important part!
**[21:28] Saki**
Listen up, people!
**[21:30] Saki**
This kinda stuff isn't legendary!
It's nothing!
**[21:33] Saki**
What I'm after is way above all this!
**[21:36] Saki**
I'm gonna show you what
a real legend looks like.
**[21:44] Kotaro**
Music... come on.
**[21:52] [SONG] Jacket Sign**
If Song and Dance Are to Be My Fate,
Then Carrying the Memories of My Comrades
In My Heart As I Sally Forth Shall Be My Saga
**[21:52] Saki**
Whether it's taking over Kyushu
or the whole damn country...
**[21:55] Saki**
Anybody who wants to laugh is dead meat.
**[22:03] [SONG] Saki**
Good to have you!
**[22:06] [SONG] Saki**
I might not be easy to get along with
**[22:09] [SONG] Saki**
But I'll get through this the hard way,
and it's good to have you along for the ride!
**[22:17] [SONG] Saki**
Good to have you!
**[22:19] [SONG] Saki**
Rip it up!
**[22:20] [SONG] Saki**
Ride, ride!
**[22:21] [SONG] Saki**
Everybody!
**[22:22] [SONG] Saki**
Ride, ride!
**[22:23] [SONG] Saki**
Even if you die...
**[22:28] [SONG] Saki**
You've got a fist to show
people what you're all about!
**[22:35] [SONG] Saki**
No past, no tomorrow either!
**[22:39] [SONG] Saki**
You've gotta bloom in the moment!
**[22:42] [SONG] Saki**
It's more than you ever bargained for!
**[22:46] Bulk**
They've got a new bunch
of weirdos in the crowd!
**[22:46] [SONG] Saki**
When the stray dogs strut their stuff!
**[22:49] Skull**
That's what Franchouchou's all about!
**[22:50] [SONG] Saki**
And this night is an endless suicide ride!
**[22:52] Kotaro**
And it's all good!
**[23:00] [SONG] Saki**
That never ends!
**[23:06] Maria**
Number 2...
**[23:09] [SONG] FCC**
Good to have you!
**[23:11] [SONG] Saki**
Good to have you along for the ride!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:26] Yugiri**
This is Yugiri.
**[23:27] Yugiri**
Something about all that intense
friendship is rather touching.
***SIGN*** 9 Days Until the Arpino show!
**[23:30] Yugiri**
I've always wanted to live
for affection like that.
**[23:32] Yugiri**
Next time on *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 10:
NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA.
***SIGN*** Episode 10 NO ZOMBIE NO IDOL SAGA
**[23:36] Yugiri**
Be sure to watch.
# E10 - NO ZOMBIE NO SAGA
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**[00:01] Sakura**
Last time on *Zombie Land Saga*!
**[00:02] Sakura**
We visited a park so that we could
win the hearts of some old folks,
**[00:05] Sakura**
but then a bunch of punks had us dancing
between a rock and a hard place!
**[00:08] ---**
**[00:08] Sakura**
Did I stand out too much by
being a babe or something?
**[00:10] Sakura**
Plus, this particular punk was the daughter
of Saki-chan's gal pal, which was really crazy!
**[00:15] Sakura**
The head of Franchouchou went on an explosive
chicken run for the sake of her old bestie's family!
**[00:19] Sakura**
Then we ended up getting a bunch of rowdy
new fans, and we were glad to have them!
**[00:35] Ai**
Okay, that's good.
**[00:36] Saki**
Nice, nice!
**[00:38] Saki**
I can see us taking over already!
**[00:40] Ai**
Don't get too carried away.
**[00:42] Saki**
I'm just saying, hypothetically!
**[00:43] Lily**
You're too strict, Ai-chan!
**[00:44] Sakura**
* Saki-chan seems really happy that*
* one of her friends is a fan now.*
**[00:45] Saki**
You say that, but half the time
you're the one giving her trouble!
**[00:49] Sakura**
* Lily-chan's been full of a lot more energy*
* since her dad started coming to our shows, too.*
**[00:55] Sakura**
* Ai-chan and Junko-chan have both been a lot*
* more relaxed since summer and Saga Rock...*
**[01:03] Sakura**
*And I... still don't remember anything.*
**[01:07] Sakura**
*What could've happened in my past?*
***SIGN*** Episode 10
**[01:21] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[01:23] Intro**
No, even if we're dead,
we will make them come true!
**[01:26] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[01:28] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[01:32] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[02:44] Sakura**
Huh?!
**[02:45] Sakura**
A concert for five hundred people?!
**[02:48] Kotaro**
That's right. The time has come.
**[02:50] Saki**
What? Is that a lot?
**[02:53] Sakura**
I mean... it's five hundred people!
**[02:56] Ai**
I think the timing is about right.
**[02:58] Ai**
This won't be like the photo
ops, business gigs, or shows
**[03:00] Ai**
where you share the ticket with other acts...
**[03:02] Ai**
Will you girls be able to fill
five hundred seats?
**[03:05] Ai**
Well, will you, Sakura?!
**[03:07] Ai**
Okay! Well said!
**[03:11] Ai**
And so, that said, our venue for this concert...
**[03:15] Ai**
Karatsu's Furusato Exhibition Hall, Arpino!
**[03:21] Sakura**
Ar... pino?
**[03:23] Lily**
Where's that?
**[03:24] Kotaro**
Well, you see...
**[03:27] Kotaro**
It's right here!
**[03:34] Saki**
Huge!
**[03:35] Lily**
So much room!
**[03:38] Yugiri**
Feels like we're finally
staking our own claim.
**[03:42] Junko**
It's a different kind of tension you
get than performing under an open sky.
**[03:45] Ai**
This takes me back...
**[03:46] Ai**
This is where my first show in Saga was.
**[03:54] Sakura**
I feel like I recognize this place, too...
**[03:58] Sakura**
Maybe I came here before as well...
**[04:01] Kotaro**
In recent years, this multi-purpose hall has
not served as a venue for many musical events.
**[04:06] Kotaro**
But Franchouchou will
change that perception.
**[04:09] Kotaro**
You're going to have people
recognize Arpino as a venue,
**[04:13] Kotaro**
which will be your first
step in saving Saga.
**[04:21] Sakura**
*That feeling!*
**[04:26] Sakura**
*I'm so excited for some reason!*
**[04:29] Sakura**
* Maybe there's something about that*
* place that connects to my past?!*
**[04:33] Sakura**
* And maybe when we do the show,*
* I'll be able to figure it out!*
**[04:36] Sakura**
*Nope! Can't sleep at all!*
**[04:38] Sakura**
*Guess I better go practice!*
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[04:44] Ai**
Sakura!
**[04:45] Ai**
Sakura!
**[04:47] Sakura**
What is it?
**[04:49] Ai**
You're rushing too far ahead.
**[04:51] Ai**
Try and match everyone else's pace.
**[04:53] Sakura**
Oh, sorry!
**[04:55] Ai**
You need a break?
**[04:56] Sakura**
Why, of course not!
**[04:58] Sakura**
Heck, I'm ready for a lot
more practice, to be honest!
**[05:01] Sakura**
This is a whole show just for us!
**[05:02] Sakura**
Have to make sure it's a proper
performance, wouldn't you say?
**[05:05] Saki**
You sound really weird.
**[05:07] Sakura**
Whatever do you mean?
**[05:09] Sakura**
Oh, by the way, I was practicing at
night and came up with an idea...
**[05:13] Sakura**
During the hook, maybe we
could add an additional step?
**[05:16] Ai**
Shouldn't we be focusing on trying
to get the basic pattern down first?
**[05:19] Sakura**
I know what you mean, but just...
Check this out real quick.
**[05:22] Sakura**
Okay? You'll think it's super cute!
**[05:24] Ai**
We can take a look, but...
**[05:26] Sakura**
Oh, wait!
**[05:27] Sakura**
Since the weather is so nice today,
maybe we should practice outdoors!
**[05:31] Sakura**
Yeah! Maybe on the roof!
**[05:33] Saki**
This place don't even have roof access.
**[05:35] Saki**
You wanna die?
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino show
**[05:39] Kotaro**
Good mornindle-lay-hee-hoo!
**[05:43] Kotaro**
Anyway, today,
**[05:45] Kotaro**
I've got a special training menu
to set you all up for the concert!
**[05:49] Sakura**
A special menu...?
**[05:51] Kotaro**
Starting today, you're all gonna
be staying in the mountains!
**[05:55] Sakura**
The... mountains?
**[05:57] Sakura**
Now?
**[05:57] Kotaro**
It's gotta be now!
**[05:59] Kotaro**
Whenever a big thing happens, there's always
a training sequence in the mountains!
**[06:03] Kotaro**
Then you get all banged up...
and much stronger...
**[06:07] Kotaro**
And return!
**[06:09] Kotaro**
Nobody is allowed off the mountain until
I come and get you-dle-ay-hee-hoo!
***SIGN*** Mount Tenzan: 1046.2 meters above sea level
***SIGN*** Same Location: Around 800 meters
**[06:19] Sakura**
Do you think there's any real point to this?
**[06:22] Saki**
Hell if I know.
**[06:24] Saki**
But if he's just making crap up,
I'm gonna smash shady's shades.
***SIGN*** Saga City
***SIGN*** Somewhere around here, I think
***SIGN*** Tenzan
***SIGN*** Karatsu
***SIGN*** Nanamagari Pass
**[06:29] Ai**
This looks like the spot.
**[06:30] Yugiri**
Well, there really isn't a single
thing up here, is there?
**[06:35] Junko**
I'm not sure I can spend long up here...
**[06:38] Lily**
I know I can't!
**[06:41] Saki**
This is looking pretty rough.
**[06:43] Sakura**
*What do we do?*
**[06:45] Sakura**
*We can't practice in a place like this!*
**[06:50] Saki**
What do you think happens
if a zombie freezes?
**[06:53] Ai**
Hard to say.
**[06:54] Ai**
You'll probably be able to
move again after thawing out.
**[06:56] Ai**
Assuming you don't get
eaten by wild animals...
**[06:58] Junko**
E-Eat—?!
**[07:00] Junko**
We'd better not freeze, then!
**[07:02] Saki**
Someone already did. Tae.
**[07:05] Sakura**
Tae-chan!
**[07:06] Saki**
Wish we had a fire or something...
**[07:08] Lily**
I can start one!
**[07:10] Saki**
For real?
**[07:11] Lily**
I was the star of *Girl Scout
Mania Case Files 3*, y'know!
**[07:16] Saki**
Never heard of it.
**[07:17] Yugiri**
In that case, I'll try to find
something for us to eat.
**[07:22] Ai**
I guess if we want to get anything
done, we can't sit around.
**[07:25] Junko**
Right.
**[07:26] Sakura**
Well, what about practicing?
**[07:29] Sakura**
We have that big show coming up.
**[07:32] Saki**
Yeah, but we gotta figure out
how to survive out here first.
**[07:35] Junko**
Although, we're already dead.
**[07:37] Saki**
I'm gonna go grab some branches
or whatever and make firewood!
**[07:41] Saki**
Branches from pine trees
and pine cones are good!
**[07:44] Yugiri**
Sakura-han, let's worry about practicing
after everyone has settled in.
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[07:55] Saki**
Check it out, shrimpy!
**[07:57] Saki**
I got a crapload of pine branches for you!
**[08:00] Saki**
See! Get a load of this!
**[08:01] Lily**
Oh, no!
**[08:03] Lily**
I told you, you have to let them
dry out by the fire first!
**[08:06] Saki**
Oh, right.
**[08:07] Yugiri**
Look here.
**[08:09] Yugiri**
I found some tasty-looking mushrooms.
**[08:11] Yugiri**
Though, some of them may be poisonous...
**[08:13] Saki**
We can eat 'em anyway! 'Cuz we're zombies!
**[08:21] Ai**
Stop!
**[08:23] Sakura**
What are you doing?
**[08:25] Ai**
Just what it looks like. I'm hunting.
**[08:27] Sakura**
Hunting?
**[08:28] Ai**
Shh! Look at the base of that tree.
**[08:33] Sakura**
You're gonna shoot that cute little piggy?!
**[08:35] ---**
Shh!
**[08:37] Sakura**
Sorry...
**[08:38] Ai**
It's okay.
**[08:40] Ai**
I've got sharper kinetic vision than the
others, so finding animals isn't a problem.
**[08:44] Sakura**
R-Really?
**[08:46] Ai**
I'm going to find some new prey.
You want to come along?
**[08:49] Sakura**
Nah. I don't think so.
**[09:00] Junko**
Sakura-san.
**[09:01] Sakura**
You're fishing, Junko-chan?
**[09:03] Junko**
Yes.
**[09:04] Junko**
I think sitting still like this
might be what I'm best suited to.
**[09:09] Sakura**
Really?
**[09:11] Junko**
There seems to be a lot going on.
**[09:14] Sakura**
Where?
**[09:15] Junko**
In your heart, Sakura-san.
**[09:19] Junko**
Is something bothering you?
**[09:22] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[09:23] Sakura**
Well, more like I'm worried
if everyone is okay...
**[09:27] Sakura**
I guess we should really practice more
to make sure the actual show goes well.
**[09:31] Junko**
Of course.
**[09:33] Junko**
But panicking would be bad, too.
**[09:35] Junko**
When you don't catch any fish,
you start to consider a lot of things.
**[09:39] Junko**
What depth are the fish swimming at?
**[09:42] Junko**
Did you use the right bait?
**[09:44] Junko**
Is the fishing spot a good one?
**[09:46] Junko**
When you're calm and examine
things from different angles,
**[09:50] Junko**
you can figure things like that out.
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[09:56] FCC**
We did it!
**[10:01] Sakura**
* I have to make sure I've got*
* it down before the show!*
**[10:05] Sakura**
*Somehow... Even if I'm by myself!*
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[10:10] Saki**
We've been up here for a while now...
**[10:14] Saki**
I figure we've about got
the wilderness thing down.
**[10:15] Saki**
But there's one important thing
we haven't taken care of yet.
**[10:19] Saki**
Something we absolutely gotta do...
**[10:21] Sakura**
Saki-chan! What a relief!
**[10:24] Sakura**
You didn't forget after all!
**[10:25] Saki**
'Course not!
**[10:27] Saki**
We gotta eat some meat.
**[10:29] Saki**
We haven't had any up here!
**[10:31] Saki**
We're zombies, right? Gotta eat meat!
**[10:34] Ai**
That baby boar is really cautious...
**[10:38] Saki**
It's not your fault, Ai.
**[10:40] Saki**
We weren't ready to tangle
with wild animals.
**[10:41] Saki**
We've gotta work together
or it's not gonna happen!
**[10:45] Saki**
All right, let's start talking
about who does what.
**[10:48] Lily**
Okay!
**[10:48] Junko**
Understood.
**[10:49] Ai**
Okay.
**[10:55] Junko**
The trap should be perfectly concealed now.
**[10:57] Saki**
All right, he should be
showing up any time now...
**[11:00] Sakura**
Hang on a second!
**[11:03] Ai**
Incoming!
**[11:05] Saki**
Hide!
**[11:06] Sakura**
Hey, wait—
**[11:11] Yugiri**
Sakura-han!
**[11:12] Saki**
Damn it, stupid! After all we—
**[11:14] Ai**
Wait.
**[11:17] Saki**
Hold still!
**[11:27] Lily**
There it is!
**[11:28] Saki**
What the hell is that thing?!
**[11:29] Junko**
Maybe the daddy boar?
**[11:32] Yugiri**
That pit wasn't nearly big enough.
**[11:36] Ai**
This... is probably really bad, right?
**[11:41] Sakura**
*What do I do?*
**[11:43] Sakura**
*What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?!*
**[11:48] Saki**
Damn it! What do we do?!
**[11:51] Yugiri**
I know!
**[11:52] Yugiri**
When I was in Shimabara, one of the
Joi revolutionaries mentioned something...
**[11:56] Yugiri**
Sakura-han, play dead!
**[11:58] Yugiri**
Try playing dead.
**[11:59] Junko**
She's actually dead, though.
**[12:01] Saki**
Sakura!
**[12:08] Saki**
He ate her!
**[12:10] Sakura**
Eep!
**[12:22] Saki**
Sakura!
**[12:25] Saki**
And safe!
**[12:28] Saki**
Hey! Sakura! You okay?!
**[12:32] Sakura**
This is weird.
**[12:34] Saki**
Yeah. That thing was way too big.
**[12:37] Sakura**
Not what I meant.
**[12:39] Sakura**
This isn't right.
**[12:40] Sakura**
We should be trying to wrestle
with this show, not with a boar.
**[12:45] Sakura**
We're supposed to be showered
in cheers, not drool.
**[12:48] Sakura**
We've got barely any time left,
**[12:50] Sakura**
so we really shouldn't be in a place
like this, doing stuff like this.
**[12:53] Saki**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[12:55] Kotaro**
Ladies!
**[12:57] Kotaro**
Good mo-mo-mornindle-lay-dee-hoo!
**[13:02] Kotaro**
How'd it go? Did you figure anything out by
being cooped up in the mountains-lay-dee-hoo?
**[13:06] Sakura**
Can't you tell from looking at me?
**[13:08] Sakura**
There's no way any of this nonsense
would help us figure anything out.
**[13:11] Sakura**
We have a show coming up.
Why are we even in the mountains?
**[13:14] Sakura**
And why a boar? I don't
understand any part of this.
**[13:16] Kotaro**
You don't?
**[13:18] Kotaro**
Then you need to just close
your eyes and open your ears.
**[13:21] Kotaro**
Let the voice of Mother Gaia
reach you, and remember!
**[13:25] Kotaro**
The fact that you are never alone!
**[13:28] Sakura**
Seriously, I've had enough!
**[13:30] Kotaro**
Huh?
**[13:36] Sakura**
I'm heading back.
**[13:37] Kotaro**
Huh?
**[13:40] Saki**
Man, now what're we gonna do?
**[13:44] Kotaro**
We're pulling out!
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[14:06] Sakura**
*What do I do...?*
**[14:08] Sakura**
* Things have been really awkward*
* because of what happened yesterday.*
***SIGN*** 9 Days Until the Arpino Show!
**[14:12] Sakura**
* But there's hardly any time*
* left until the big show...*
**[14:16] Ai**
Sakura.
**[14:16] Sakura**
* At this rate, we're not going*
* to get any rehearsing done...*
**[14:19] Ai**
Sakura!
**[14:22] Ai**
You've been too far ahead the whole time.
**[14:24] Ai**
Remember what I said before?
**[14:25] Ai**
You need to match everyone else's pace.
**[14:28] Ai**
You won't be dancing
by yourself, after all.
**[14:31] Ai**
Let's take it from the top, okay?
**[14:34] Sakura**
It's not my fault we're not in sync...
**[14:39] Sakura**
While you were all goofing
off in the mountains,
**[14:41] Sakura**
I was practicing by myself!
**[14:48] Saki**
What the hell's gotten into her?
**[14:59] Chef**
Welco— Huh?
**[15:02] Yugiri**
Courtesan on the premises.
**[15:05] Kotaro**
What do you want?
**[15:07] Yugiri**
I'm here to dance, of course.
**[15:10] Kotaro**
Why would you do that?
**[15:13] Yugiri**
You know, I did some geisha
training as well.
**[15:15] Kotaro**
That's not a real answer.
**[15:17] Kotaro**
You sent us into the mountains hoping
Sakura-han would cool her head a bit, didn't you?
**[15:24] Kotaro**
Am I wrong?
**[15:28] Kotaro**
The strength of being in a group is the ability
to make up for individual deficiencies...
**[15:32] Kotaro**
Which results in greater
collective strength.
**[15:36] Kotaro**
If she's got blinders on and can't
see around her, there's no point.
**[15:40] Yugiri**
You could've just told her that.
**[15:43] Kotaro**
She won't grow unless she
realizes it herself.
**[15:46] Kotaro**
You seem to be especially
kind with Sakura-han.
**[15:52] Kotaro**
I just wanna save Saga.
**[15:55] Yugiri**
I've got a soft spot for people who aren't
good at expressing themselves, mind you.
**[16:00] Kotaro**
It's a long, harsh road to solving
Saga's depopulation problem.
**[16:03] Kotaro**
It feels like every time we reach one peak,
an even taller one comes into sight.
**[16:08] Kotaro**
We're deep in the mountains, and it's not
going to be easy to make our way through.
**[16:13] Kotaro**
I have faith she can do it, but—
**[16:28] Yugiri**
I don't want to hear this
weak-minded nonsense, Kotaro-han!
**[16:30] Yugiri**
There's no mountain range
Sakura-han can't make her way across!
**[16:34] Kotaro**
Uh... Yeah... I was just saying—
**[16:36] Yugiri**
Have some faith in her!
**[16:42] Yugiri**
But I just said I do?
**[16:44] Yugiri**
I did, didn't I? You saw.
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[16:51] Sakura**
* What am I gonna do? What am I*
* gonna do? What am I gonna do...?*
**[16:53] Sakura**
*Things keep getting more awkward!*
**[16:56] Sakura**
* But... I want to make sure this*
* show is a success, no matter what.*
**[17:02] Sakura**
* The venue might have a connection*
* to when I was alive...*
**[17:06] Sakura**
* And it's a show that could*
* be a big opportunity for us.*
**[17:09] Sakura**
*We need to do everything we can!*
**[17:12] Sakura**
* It's okay! I'm sure I feel*
* the right way about this!*
**[17:15] Sakura**
* And once everything works out,*
* I bet they'll all understand!*
**[17:19] Ai**
Okay, you're all clear
on your positions, right?
**[17:22] FCC**
Yeah!
**[17:23] Ai**
Okay, let's try it again from the top.
**[17:29] Sakura**
* Come to think of it, I've never watched*
* from the outside like this...*
**[17:52] Sakura**
*Wow!*
**[17:54] Sakura**
*They've all got the timing perfect...*
**[17:57] Saki**
Hey, about here...
**[17:59] Saki**
Feels kinda like I'm standing around
for too long, not enough movement.
**[18:02] Yugiri**
Oh, where we're across from each other?
**[18:07] Saki**
Yeah, that's the bit I mean!
**[18:09] Ai**
Well, since Arpino has a lot of room,
**[18:12] Ai**
you want to try spreading
out further on the sides?
**[18:15] Ai**
To around mark five?
**[18:16] Saki**
Oh, I get you!
**[18:18] Ai**
The extra space would give Junko
and I more room to move...
**[18:22] Junko**
That's right.
**[18:23] Lily**
Hey, in that case, should Tae-chan and
I switch places for that part?
**[18:29] Ai**
It'd be like we're moving around Sakura.
I think that might work.
**[18:34] Ai**
Let's do that!
**[18:34] Saki**
All right, I think this is shaping up!
**[18:37] Saki**
Let's make sure we've got it down so we can
pull it off easy when Sakura gets back.
**[18:39] Sakura**
* They haven't been rehearsing at all,*
* but they're in total sync...*
**[18:45] Sakura**
* It must be because they were all working*
* together in those harsh conditions.*
**[18:50] Sakura**
*I was the only one who wasn't...*
**[18:54] Saki**
Sakura.
**[18:56] Sakura**
I'm sorry!
**[18:58] Sakura**
I... I was only thinking about myself.
**[19:02] Sakura**
Ever since I heard we'd be doing that show
at Arpino, I've been too worked up...
**[19:07] Sakura**
I was so fixated on doing it right,
doing a great job...
**[19:11] Sakura**
I thought less and less
about the rest of you...
**[19:14] Sakura**
And I forgot I was a member of Franchouchou.
**[19:18] Saki**
Yeah, that figures.
**[19:20] Saki**
I thought you were a little
hot under the collar.
**[19:23] Kotaro**
Took you too long to notice!
**[19:26] Sakura**
Kotaro-san?
**[19:28] Kotaro**
The name Arpino comes from the
Nijinomatsubara pine forest...
**[19:32] Kotaro**
Pine as in alpine,
and alpine means the Alps!
**[19:36] Kotaro**
In other words, the mountains!
**[19:38] Kotaro**
Climb the mountain inside yourself!
**[19:42] Sakura**
I have no idea what you're trying to say...
**[19:44] Sakura**
but I'll do my best!
**[19:48] Sakura**
Everyone...
**[19:53] Sakura**
All right! Let's get back to work,
and really give it our all!
**[19:57] FCC**
Yeah!
**[19:59] Saki**
All right!
**[20:01] Yugiri**
I'm glad it worked out.
**[20:03] Kotaro**
What are you talking about?
***SIGN*** Days Until the Arpino Show
**[20:11] Sakura**
Good morning, Ai-chan!
**[20:13] Sakura**
I'm gonna go running!
**[20:15] Ai**
Be careful around traffic!
**[20:17] Sakura**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Junko
***SIGN*** Sakura
***SIGN*** Ai
**[20:18] Sakura**
* There's one week left until our the first*
* big show we'll be doing by ourselves!*
**[20:22] Sakura**
* I've got our songs and dances*
* all memorized perfectly,*
**[20:25] Sakura**
*and I'm in sync with the others!*
**[20:27] Sakura**
* And, more than anything,*
* I'm really looking forward to it!*
**[20:29] Sakura**
* Plus, if I get onto that stage, maybe*
* I'll be able to remember something...*
**[20:33] Sakura**
*Then maybe I can deal with my past!*
**[20:36] Sakura**
* I get the feeling even more*
* exciting days are gonna be ahead!*
**[20:41] Sakura**
Come on, Romero!
**[20:43] Sakura**
I'm going now—
**[20:57] Guy**
What the hell?! What the hell?!
**[20:59] Guy**
You okay?! You okay—
**[21:02] Guy**
Gotta help! Gotta do something!
**[21:31] Sakura**
Where am I...?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:26] Lily**
Lily here!
**[23:27] Lily**
Franchouchou has finally become
a totally invincible miracle seven!
***SIGN*** Where There's A Will, There's A Way!
**[23:29] Lily**
I can't wait to dazzle everybody!
***SIGN*** Ai Mizuno flawlessly performs her role as the group's center
**[23:32] Lily**
Next time is *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 11:
***SIGN*** Episode 11: A One-of-a-Kind SAGA
**[23:35] Lily**
A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA!
**[23:36] Lily**
Be sure to watch!
# E11 - A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYZJWZMVR/a-one-of-a-kind-saga)
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**[00:01] Sakura**
Previously on *Zombie Land Saga*!
**[00:02] Sakura**
Franchouchou is set to do a show with
five hundred people in the audience!
**[00:05] Sakura**
Plus, when I realized the
venue might have a connection
**[00:06] Sakura**
to my missing memories,
I reached max hype levels!
**[00:09] Sakura**
After seeing me like that, Kotaro-san's plan
was training in the mountains, somehow?!
**[00:13] Sakura**
As I watched everyone focus more
on wilderness survival instead
**[00:15] Sakura**
of rehearsal, my max hype
had me harrumphing up a storm!
**[00:17] Sakura**
But then, after I saw how they made
use of their experience in the mountains
**[00:21] Sakura**
for idol stuff, it made me realize something!
**[00:23] Sakura**
That I was the one who
had lost sight of things!
**[00:26] Sakura**
And the moment max-hype
Sakura found her faith
**[00:29] Sakura**
in her friends again
and decided to look forward,
**[00:31] Sakura**
she was hit by a max-hype truck
that came in from the side!
***SIGN*** Episode 11 A One-Of-A-Kind SAGA
**[00:44] Intro**
Even if we're dead, we want to
make our dreams come true...
**[00:46] Intro**
No, even if we're dead, we
will make them come true!
**[00:49] Intro**
Is that despair? Or is it hope?
**[00:51] Intro**
We'll overcome a harsh fate, and even if
we don't have a pulse, we'll press on!
**[00:55] Intro**
Because that is our saga!
**[02:18] Sakura**
What was I doing...?
**[02:28] Sakura**
Where am I?
**[03:06] Sakura**
I'm sorry!
**[03:08] Saki**
What the hell, man?
**[03:17] Saki**
Sakura?
**[03:19] Lily**
Sakura-chan! You're awake!
**[03:21] Junko**
That's a relief.
**[03:25] Saki**
Sakura?
**[03:26] Ai**
Hey!
**[03:27] Saki**
What's wrong?
**[03:43] Junko**
Sakura-san...?
**[03:44] Saki**
What? Did you lose your marbles again?
**[03:53] Sakura**
I can't...
**[03:56] Lily**
Sakura-chan?
**[03:58] Sakura**
It doesn't matter what I try...
**[04:02] Sakura**
Even trying is pointless.
**[04:05] Saki**
Man, no telling what's up this time.
**[04:07] Junko**
She was afraid of us, wasn't she?
**[04:09] Yugiri**
Shall I try slapping her?
**[04:12] Ai**
Wait! I think I might know...
**[04:25] Sakura**
*See what I mean?*
**[04:28] Sakura**
*I really don't have what it takes.*
**[04:34] Sakura**
What just happened?
**[04:36] Ai**
Are you okay?
**[04:38] Sakura**
Ai Mizuno? What?
**[04:42] Sakura**
What are you doing here?!
**[04:45] Ai**
Hey, do you remember who you are?
**[04:47] Sakura**
I'm Sakura Minamoto.
**[04:49] Ai**
What about your address? Phone number?
**[04:52] Ai**
Your family?
**[04:54] Ai**
Y-Yeah, I do...
**[04:56] Ai**
It's like I thought.
**[04:58] Sakura**
Hey! You're... Ai Mizuno-san
from Iron Frill, right?
**[05:02] Ai**
Sakura...
**[05:03] Sakura**
Yes?!
**[05:05] Ai**
I'm going to explain why you're here
**[05:07] Ai**
and what's happened to you,
so I need you to stay calm.
**[05:12] Ai**
You're... already dead.
**[05:15] Ai**
You're a zombie.
**[05:19] Sakura**
What?
**[05:20] Sakura**
What are you talking about?
**[05:22] Ai**
Ten years ago...
**[05:24] Ai**
you died, probably in an
accident of some kind.
**[05:27] Sakura**
What...?
**[05:48] Lily**
You think Sakura-chan is gonna be okay?
**[05:50] Yugiri**
We shouldn't have much to worry
about if Ai-han is dealing with it.
**[05:55] Saki**
Damn it! Where the hell
is shades at a time like this?
**[05:59] Junko**
He left this morning, saying
something about business...
**[06:05] Saki**
Hey!
**[06:06] Lily**
What about Sakura-chan? How is she?
**[06:08] Ai**
Well...
**[06:10] Ai**
I'm not positive, but
**[06:11] Ai**
it looks like getting hit by that truck yesterday
has brought back her memories of her life.
**[06:15] Saki**
For real?!
**[06:16] Ai**
But now she doesn't remember anything since she became a zombie.
**[06:22] Saki**
No way...
**[06:23] Ai**
I've explained everything I could for now.
**[06:26] Ai**
About how we're all zombies,
and about Franchouchou.
**[06:32] Ai**
These are the members of
the group I was telling you about.
**[06:41] Lily**
Do you really not remember us?
**[06:44] Sakura**
I-I'm sorry...
**[06:46] Saki**
So does this mean Sakura
won't be able to do the show?!
**[06:50] Saki**
Show...?
**[06:52] Ai**
We were going to do our first show
with 500 fans in attendance.
**[06:56] Ai**
It's coming up, at a place called Arpino.
**[07:01] Sakura**
Arpino...?
**[07:02] Ai**
It's a really big event for us.
**[07:07] Sakura**
Arpino...
**[07:13] Ai**
We've all been practicing
really hard to get ready for it.
**[07:17] Ai**
Including you.
**[07:19] Ai**
You might be confused at the moment,
**[07:21] Ai**
but I know you'll be ready to
get on stage when the time comes.
***SIGN*** 1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office
**[07:25] Sakura**
*I really...*
**[07:28] Sakura**
*I really became an idol...?*
**[07:36] Sakura**
No. You can go without me.
**[07:39] Saki**
Don't sweat it!
**[07:41] Saki**
You'll remember it all if you rehearse some!
**[07:43] Saki**
Okay?
**[07:44] Sakura**
That's not what I mean. I just can't do it.
**[07:45] Saki**
You don't know that without trying!
**[07:47] Sakura**
I don't want to!
**[07:50] Sakura**
Stuff like working towards something...
**[07:54] Sakura**
I don't have what it takes.
**[07:57] Saki**
Don't have it?
**[07:59] Saki**
Don't have what?
**[08:00] Sakura**
It means that no matter what I do,
it never works out.
**[08:04] Sakura**
Every time I try, I just
end up suffering for it.
**[08:07] Saki**
Hey...
**[08:09] Sakura**
Excuse me.
**[08:11] Saki**
Hey!
**[08:17] Junko**
And right after she was
finally back to normal...
**[08:21] Yugiri**
This makes the trouble from
the mountains look like nothing.
**[08:23] Saki**
Wait, does this mean Sakura's
quitting Franchouchou?!
**[08:35] Xu Fu**
Well, how's it going?
**[08:38] Kotaro**
Well... we're getting there, I guess.
**[08:40] Xu Fu**
When you first told me about your little plan,
**[08:42] Xu Fu**
I thought your damn brains had gone rotten.
**[08:46] Xu Fu**
What'd you call it again?
**[08:48] Xu Fu**
"The Original Zombie Village:
Hizen's Highway Dream Project"?
**[08:52] Kotaro**
The Zombie Land Saga Project.
**[08:55] Xu Fu**
Yeah, that.
**[08:56] Xu Fu**
"To manifest great compassion,
and to act for the sake of man," huh?
**[09:01] Kotaro**
Jocho Yamamoto's *Hagakure*.
**[09:05] Kotaro**
I wouldn't say it's anything that noble.
**[09:06] Xu Fu**
Just keep your hands off Yugiri.
**[09:09] Xu Fu**
I owe that girl a hell of a lot.
**[09:11] Kotaro**
And how long ago are you talking?
**[09:13] Xu Fu**
Those were some good times. Real interesting.
**[09:17] Kotaro**
You realize how uncool adults who don't
**[09:19] Kotaro**
stop talking about the good
old days are, don't you?
**[09:21] Xu Fu**
That's rich, coming from you.
**[09:28] Saki**
Damn it, man.
**[09:29] Saki**
I just can't get into it.
**[09:32] Junko**
It'd be crazy to expect anyone
to be able to focus, considering.
**[09:36] Lily**
Do you think she's gonna forget me forever?
**[09:41] Ai**
I understand how you all feel...
**[09:43] Ai**
but we have to hang in there,
or this show is going to fall apart.
**[09:47] Ai**
The people coming to see us
don't know what our troubles are.
**[09:52] Saki**
Yeah, but...
**[09:53] Ai**
It'll be okay.
**[09:55] Ai**
Let's trust her and wait.
**[10:19] Saki**
Damn, I'm all sweaty.
**[10:23] Saki**
Gonna go wash off again.
***SIGN*** No Unauthorized Access Absolutely None No Contact Allowed Stay Out
**[10:28] Sakura**
You can keep asking me,
but my answer won't change.
**[10:30] Saki**
You were seriously fired up for this!
**[10:32] Sakura**
Something must've been wrong with me, then.
**[10:35] Sakura**
Just forget about it.
**[10:37] Saki**
You think I can do that?!
**[10:38] Saki**
You wanna die?!
**[10:39] Sakura**
Arguing isn't going to make a difference.
**[10:41] Sakura**
I have nothing else to say.
**[10:44] Sakura**
You can yell at me all you want.
**[10:46] Saki**
Damn it, you stupid little—
**[10:54] Saki**
Stop that.
**[10:56] Saki**
Enough already!
**[11:02] Saki**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[11:07] Junko**
I think I'll go listen to the sound
of waves in a seashell.
**[11:13] Junko**
Sakura-san...
**[11:14] Sakura**
If you have something to say,
please get on with it.
**[11:17] Junko**
Um... I...
**[11:25] Lily**
Huh? The stars are calling me!
**[11:29] Lily**
I'm gonna go look at the sky!
**[11:32] Lily**
Sakura-chan... you still don't remember me?
**[11:36] Sakura**
How old are you?
**[11:38] Lily**
I'm twelve years old forever!
**[11:40] Lily**
Magically!
**[11:41] Sakura**
It must be nice. Since you're cute.
**[11:44] Sakura**
Like that star you were wearing.
**[11:46] Lily**
That's right!
**[11:47] Lily**
Before you said you thought that
star and my smile were cute!
**[11:52] Lily**
I really loved it when
you were doing idol stuff!
**[11:55] Lily**
And I think you're really cute!
**[11:59] Sakura**
Well?
**[12:00] Sakura**
Do I look cute wearing this?
**[12:03] Lily**
That's not where it goes.
**[12:05] Sakura**
If you're cute, it'll look cute
no matter where you put it.
**[12:08] Sakura**
But the more cute I try to be,
the less cute I am.
**[12:13] Sakura**
Because I don't have what it takes!
**[12:19] Sakura**
How many times do I have to say it?
**[12:22] Sakura**
I am not going to be an idol!
**[12:33] Yugiri**
I suppose it's time to get the room ready.
**[12:53] Yugiri**
Sakura-han...
**[12:56] Yugiri**
The greatest courtesan
of the city is entering.
**[13:04] Yugiri**
Huh? She's gone.
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Nabeshima
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Ai
***SIGN*** Sakura
***SIGN*** Junko
**[13:23] Saki**
Where the hell has that idiot gone?
**[13:25] Yugiri**
This is troubling...
**[13:26] Lily**
What was the pup doing?!
**[13:29] Junko**
Romero-chan couldn't have known
what was going on with Sakura-san.
**[13:35] Kotaro**
Wh-What?! Wh-Wh-Why's
everyone up to greet me?!
**[13:44] Sakura**
* They all might think otherwise,*
* but this is for the best.*
**[13:48] Sakura**
*If I was around, it'd just ruin everything.*
***SIGN*** Snow White: Sakura Minamoto
**[13:53] Sakura**
* The school play we were*
* doing in third grade...*
**[13:56] Sakura**
*I was picked to be the star.*
**[13:59] Sakura**
* It was a title that was pretty*
* tough for a grade schooler,*
**[14:02] Sakura**
*but I practiced until late every night*
**[14:05] Sakura**
* until I could recite the entire*
* thing with no mistakes.*
**[14:10] Sakura**
*But the day of the show...*
**[14:12] Sakura**
* I got sick despite having*
* my shots, and missed the play.*
**[14:19] Sakura**
*Bad memories.*
***SIGN*** Relay Team: Sakura Minamoto
**[14:22] Sakura**
* When I was in fourth grade, I was picked*
* to be on the relay team for our field day.*
***SIGN*** Minamoto
**[14:27] Sakura**
* I trained until late every night,*
* until I had the best time in our school.*
**[14:33] Sakura**
*But the day of the race...*
**[14:36] Sakura**
* I managed to pull a muscle during*
* the opening ceremony, and had to forfeit.*
***SIGN*** Relay Team - Sakura Minamoto
**[14:43] Sakura**
*I kept training so I could make a comeback...*
**[14:47] Sakura**
* And was on the relay team*
* in fifth and sixth grade, too.*
***SIGN*** Relay Team: Sakura Minamoto
**[14:51] Sakura**
* But... every time, I would pull a*
* muscle during the opening ceremony.*
**[14:57] Sakura**
*More bad memories.*
**[14:59] Sakura**
*The first year of middle school...*
**[15:01] Sakura**
* That summer, I started focusing*
* on my high school entrance exams.*
**[15:05] Sakura**
* I wanted to wipe away all the*
* misfortune my life had been full of,*
**[15:08] Sakura**
* so I tried to get into the best*
* school in the prefecture...*
**[15:11] Sakura**
*I didn't keep up with the music, TV shows,*
**[15:15] Sakura**
*friends, and other things that I loved.*
***SIGN*** Where There's A Will, There's A Way!
**[15:18] Sakura**
* I dedicated my entire middle*
* school life to studying.*
**[15:23] Sakura**
* And as a result, I got an A rating*
* on the mock exam before the real deal!*
**[15:28] Sakura**
*And then, on the day of the actual exam...*
**[15:31] Sakura**
* While I was on my way from the hotel I*
* was staying at to be close to the exam location,*
**[15:36] Sakura**
* I ran into multiple old*
* ladies who were in trouble.*
**[15:43] Sakura**
* I just made it in time*
* for the start of the exam,*
**[15:45] Sakura**
* but I was in a panic as I took*
* the test and kept making mistakes.*
**[15:49] Sakura**
*I didn't make it into my school of choice...*
**[15:53] Sakura**
*Bad memories.*
**[15:57] Sakura**
All I can remember is bad stuff.
**[15:59] Sakura**
They're being ridiculous.
**[16:01] Sakura**
Even if she is the real Ai Mizuno...
**[16:05] Sakura**
There's no way I could be an idol.
**[16:09] (Flashback) Friend**
It seems like such a waste
for you to go straight home.
**[16:12] (Flashback) Friend**
I mean, you're really good
at sports and other physical stuff!
**[16:16] (Flashback) Sakura**
I told you, I'm not gonna bother anymore.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Sakura**
Even if I try, it's a waste of time.
**[16:21] (Flashback) Sakura**
The harder I try, the worse things turn out.
**[16:24] (Flashback) Sakura**
I just don't have what it takes.
**[16:26] (Flashback) Sakura**
I'd be stupid to keep
trying to just fail again.
***SIGN*** Q: How do you work so hard?
**[16:38] Ai**
* I guess it's because I don't think*
* mistakes or failures are a bad thing.*
***SIGN*** Because I don't think mistakes or failures are a bad thing
***SIGN*** They always end up helping with what happens next
**[16:44] AI**
* Because they always end up helping*
* with whatever happens next.*
**[16:47] Ai**
* And I really believe I'll only be the best*
* version of me once I overcome it all.*
***SIGN*** I'll be the best version of me once I overcome it all
***SIGN*** Iron Frill's first performance at the Budokan
***SIGN*** Ai Mizuno flawlessly performs her role as the group's center
***SIGN*** How do you work so hard?
**[17:10] Sakura**
"It's because I don't think mistakes
or failures are a bad thing."
***SIGN*** Why can't you try your best?
**[17:18] Sakura**
Hey, I did try.
**[17:21] Sakura**
And when I was sure it was going to
work out this time, I got into an accident...
**[17:26] Sakura**
And now I'm a freaking zombie.
**[17:29] Sakura**
How little luck can one person have?
**[17:32] Cop**
Hey, what's got you out so late?
**[17:35] Cop**
You wanna get arrested?
**[17:36] Cop**
You want me to arrest you, huh?
**[17:37] Cop**
You run away from home?
**[17:38] Cop**
Fight with the boyfriend?
**[17:40] Cop**
Teenage angst?
**[17:41] Sakura**
I don't care anymore.
**[17:43] Cop**
Well, for now, come with me to the...
**[17:52] Cop**
Another one!
**[18:02] Kotaro**
This isn't where you belong right now,
**[18:06] Kotaro**
Sakura Minamoto.
**[18:13] Sakura**
Who're you?
**[18:13] Kotaro**
I'm Kotaro Tatsumi, damn it!
***SIGN*** Genkai Quasi-National Park Kagamiyama Observatory
**[18:20] Sakura**
Why exactly did you bring me out here?
**[18:24] Kotaro**
That's Nijinomatsubara Forest.
**[18:25] Sakura**
I know.
**[18:27] Sakura**
It's too dark to see anything, though.
**[18:31] Kotaro**
That's you right now.
**[18:34] Kotaro**
But there are points of light all around you.
**[18:37] Kotaro**
Even in Saga, there's a person
for every one of the lights you see.
**[18:41] Sakura**
What are you getting at, exactly?
**[18:43] Kotaro**
There are people among those lights
waiting for Nijinomatsubara to shine...
**[18:46] Kotaro**
Waiting for you to shine, as an idol.
**[18:51] Kotaro**
I mean, there's gotta be two or three.
**[18:53] Sakura**
Look, just do your show without me.
**[18:56] Sakura**
I'm sure it'll be better if I'm not there.
**[19:00] Sakura**
I just don't have what it takes.
**[19:07] Kotaro**
You seriously don't want to be an idol?
**[19:11] Kotaro**
Can you tell me that you honestly
don't feel that way, at all?
**[19:15] Sakura**
I mean...
**[19:25] Sakura**
*I want to be like Ai-chan.*
**[19:28] Sakura**
*I want to be strong like her!*
**[19:32] (Flashback) Ai**
Come on everybody! Here we go!
**[19:36] (Flashback) Sakura**
I wonder if I'll be able to smile
as dazzlingly as that?
***SIGN*** 1-48-52 Haneda Southwest, Suginami, Tokyo ZLS Corporation Inc. New Member Audition Submissions C/O Audition Office
***SIGN*** I don't think mistakes or failures are a bad thing
**[19:43] Sakura**
*One more time... I'll try one more time!*
**[19:47] Sakura**
*I can't be scared of trying my best!*
**[19:57] Sakura**
And this is what happened.
**[20:01] Sakura**
I should've known that
nothing I try will work...
**[20:03] Sakura**
and that the right choice is to give up.
**[20:07] Sakura**
But I got my hopes up, like an idiot,
about being an idol...
**[20:10] Sakura**
And when I rushed out earlier than usual,
I got hit by a truck and died.
**[20:15] Sakura**
This is just who I am.
**[20:17] Kotaro**
But you came back to life.
As an idol who can save Saga.
**[20:21] Sakura**
Save Saga? As an idol?!
**[20:24] Sakura**
Why me?
**[20:25] Sakura**
I didn't ask to become a zombie!
**[20:27] Kotaro**
A time will come when you'll understand.
**[20:30] Sakura**
There's no way that's true!
**[20:31] Sakura**
I'm the girl who tried,
and died for her efforts!
**[20:33] Sakura**
Who else has luck that bad?!
**[20:36] Sakura**
This idol stuff and saving Saga...
You can all do it just fine without me!
**[20:46] Sakura**
Please just... don't drag me into this.
**[20:51] Kotaro**
All right. I see.
**[20:53] Kotaro**
Then go wherever you want!
**[20:55] Kotaro**
If that's the limit to how you feel,
you can spend your life feeling this way!
**[21:00] Kotaro**
Even if your life's already over!
**[21:06] Sakura**
You don't have to rub it in...
I know I'm stuck this way.
**[21:13] Sakura**
I should've never come back.
**[21:17] Kotaro**
Yeah, you thought I was done, huh?
**[21:19] Kotaro**
But I'm not gonna go along with your
negative spiral that easy, moron!
**[21:23] Sakura**
Enough already!
**[21:24] Sakura**
You don't know anything about me!
**[21:27] Sakura**
You've never even died—
**[21:28] Kotaro**
I have what it takes!
**[21:30] Kotaro**
Doesn't matter if you don't,
as long as I do have what it takes!
**[21:34] Kotaro**
And I've got something... big...
and, like... impressive!
**[21:37] Kotaro**
I've got this real big and
impressive... thing!
**[21:40] Kotaro**
Listen to me, Sakura!
**[21:42] Kotaro**
I'm telling you that I will
never abandon you!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:25] Sakura**
This is Sakura.
**[23:27] Sakura**
Why is everyone bothering me
when I don't have what it takes?
**[23:29] Sakura**
They want me to try and live,
when I'm already a zombie?
**[23:32] Sakura**
Next time is *Zombie Land Saga* Episode 12:
Good Morning Again SAGA.
***SIGN*** Episode 12: Good Morning Again SAGA
**[23:36] Sakura**
What does it even mean to live...?
# E12 - Good Morning Again SAGA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR242K326/good-morning-again-saga)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Lily**
Do you really not remember us?
**[00:03] (Flashback) Sakura**
I'm sorry...
**[00:05] (Flashback) Ai**
You're already dead. You're a zombie.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Saki**
Does this mean Sakura won't
be able to do the show?!
**[00:11] (Flashback) Ai**
I know you'll be ready to get
on stage when the time comes.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Sakura**
No. You can go without me.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Sakura**
Every time I try, I just
end up suffering for it.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Kotaro**
This isn't where you belong right now.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Sakura**
This idol stuff and saving Saga...
**[00:26] (Flashback) Sakura**
You can all do it just fine without me!
**[00:28] (Flashback) Sakura**
You don't know anything about me!
**[00:30] (Flashback) Sakura**
You've never even died—
**[00:31] (Flashback) Kotaro**
I have what it takes!
**[00:33] (Flashback) Kotaro**
Listen to me, Sakura! I'm telling you...
**[00:35] (Flashback) Kotaro**
that I will never abandon you!
**[00:42] Kotaro**
Heygoodmorning!
**[00:45] Yugiri**
And a good morning to you.
**[00:47] Kotaro**
Yeah!
**[00:47] Kotaro**
Oh, Sakura!
**[00:49] Kotaro**
I thought you were gonna play hooky
again today, but you actually showed!
**[00:53] Kotaro**
Good morning!
**[00:56] Kotaro**
Now, you need to mind your manners.
**[00:58] Kotaro**
You can't get any respect without them.
**[01:01] Sakura**
I don't really care if I'm respected...
**[01:03] Kotaro**
I'm still going to make you earn respect.
**[01:05] Kotaro**
You can sulk and give me all the dead-eyed
looks you want, it won't faze me.
**[01:08] Kotaro**
You're going on stage.
**[01:36] Sakura**
*I know this...*
**[01:41] Ai**
Sakura?
**[01:43] Ai**
What did you think?
**[01:53] (Flashback) Kotaro**
You're going on stage.
**[01:56] Sakura**
*There's no way I can do it.*
**[02:07] Sakura**
What? You're kinda scaring me.
**[02:27] Saki**
Sakura, we've got lessons
tomorrow at the same time.
**[02:30] Ai**
And then in the evening,
we're passing out fliers.
**[02:33] Ai**
We'll all be going together.
**[02:50] Saki**
Come and check us out!
**[02:52] Saki**
Thank you!
**[02:55] Sakura**
*What were you thinking? Idiot.*
**[02:57] Fan 1**
Number 1! Can I shake your hand?
**[03:01] Fan 1**
I love your singing and dancing!
**[03:06] Fan 1**
It just fills me with a ton of energy!
**[03:08] Fan 2**
We're always rooting for you!
**[03:10] Fan 2**
We can't wait for the Arpino show!
**[03:11] Saki**
Hey, thanks, you two!
**[03:13] Saki**
We appreciate it!
I'll remember your faces, now.
**[03:16] Saki**
If you don't show, you better watch
your backs on the streets of Saga!
**[03:18] Fan 1**
Number 2!
**[03:19] Fan 1**
We're definitely coming!
**[03:21] Fan 2**
Good luck with the show!
**[03:22] Saki**
Yeah! Seeya there!
**[03:26] Saki**
Y'know,
**[03:28] Saki**
you're pretty popular.
**[03:38] (Flashback) Fan**
I love your singing and dancing!
**[03:42] Sakura**
* I wonder what my singing*
* and dancing were like...*
**[03:50] Sakura**
*Yeah... that's how it always goes.*
**[03:53] Sakura**
* I start to get my hopes up,*
* then screw up, and then regret it all...*
**[04:08] Sakura**
*This is for the best.*
**[04:09] Sakura**
*I won't be the only one failing, otherwise.*
**[04:11] (Flashback) Kotaro**
I will never abandon you!
**[04:15] Sakura**
*I can't think about that!*
**[04:17] Sakura**
*There's no way this'll work out!*
**[04:19] Sakura**
*I know that better than anyone!*
***SIGN*** Angels Descend on Saga Rock!
**[04:26] Sakura**
I don't care, okay?! Leave me alone!
**[04:42] Ai**
I knew that was going too far.
**[04:44] Saki**
Aw, damn it! What're we gonna do?
There's, like, no time left.
**[04:48] Lily**
Will we really have to do the
show without Sakura-chan...?
**[05:05] Saki**
She's not gonna smash the door down, is she?
**[05:07] Junko**
I reinforced the door when I fixed it,
so I don't think she can.
**[05:14] Lily**
Tae-chan's crying!
**[05:15] Saki**
For real?!
**[05:19] Junko**
Uh, I think that's drool.
**[05:21] Saki**
This... seems bad, right?
**[05:23] Ai**
Maybe she's experiencing withdrawal
from the lack of attention?
**[05:43] Saki**
What the hell?
**[05:44] Lily**
I dunno!
**[06:06] Sakura**
What is this?
**[06:09] Saki**
Tae! What are you—
**[06:12] (Flashback) Sakura**
One, two! One, two!
**[06:18] (Flashback) Sakura**
Tae-chan! Pay attention!
**[06:21] (Flashback) Sakura**
One, two, one, two!
**[06:24] (Flashback) Sakura**
You did it!
**[06:25] (Flashback) Sakura**
That's great, Tae-chan!
**[06:31] Yugiri**
I see now.
**[06:33] Saki**
Sakura was real persistent
with that stuff, huh?
**[06:35] Junko**
Yes. She would never give up.
**[06:38] Lily**
And I bet that made Tae-chan happy.
**[06:40] Lily**
She probably had a lot of fun!
**[06:42] Lily**
That's why now...
**[06:44] Ai**
She's trying to teach Sakura.
**[06:46] Saki**
When someone is in trouble or screws up,
Sakura would be the first to back them up.
**[06:50] Ai**
As awkward as she could be at times...
**[06:52] Junko**
Whenever I was worried, Sakura-san was
the one who would try to encourage me.
**[06:56] Lily**
She always listened to me, too!
**[06:59] Lily**
So this time we get to pay her back!
**[07:02] Junko**
Since we're not the ones who're
really in trouble. It's Sakura-san.
**[07:07] Ai**
Let's work together again to see
if there's anything we can do.
**[07:10] Saki**
Yeah, that's it!
**[07:11] Saki**
That's what Team Franchouchou is here for!
**[07:14] Saki**
When someone's in trouble,
you have their back!
**[07:16] Saki**
Sakura! We're definitely
gonna figure out a way to—
**[07:22] Sakura**
Seriously, there's no need.
**[07:25] Sakura**
The biggest problem right now
is that you're all getting
**[07:28] Sakura**
so excited for something
I can't even remember.
**[07:31] Sakura**
Well, if you'll excuse me.
**[07:43] Yugiri**
Sakura-han. You need to stop running away.
**[07:46] Yugiri**
You have a responsibility for the
way you've encouraged us this far.
**[07:50] Yugiri**
Whether you remember it or not,
you're going to dance with us.
**[07:54] Sakura**
Of all the selfish—
**[07:56] Yugiri**
I'm fully aware how selfish
and self-centered it is!
**[08:02] Sakura**
Why do all of you care so much about me?
**[08:07] Sakura**
What difference does it
make if I'm not here?!
**[08:09] Yugiri**
Look at their faces!
**[08:13] Yugiri**
We know full well that your luck is bad,
**[08:17] Yugiri**
and that you don't remember anything...
**[08:19] Yugiri**
But be that as it may,
we need you, Sakura-han.
**[08:24] Yugiri**
This is a group of strong-willed individuals...
**[08:27] Yugiri**
If it wasn't for you, we never would've
held together for this long.
**[08:32] Yugiri**
Seeing Tae-han made me realize something.
**[08:34] Yugiri**
If the alternative is having a successful
show without you, Sakura-han...
**[08:38] Yugiri**
We would rather go on
stage and fail with you.
**[08:42] Yugiri**
Please, try to understand that.
**[08:46] Ai**
Sakura...
**[08:48] Ai**
You seem to think you're the
only one with bad luck,
**[08:51] Ai**
but you're forgetting something important.
**[08:54] Ai**
We're all zombies. We've all died.
**[08:58] Ai**
Nobody here is lucky.
**[09:02] Ai**
I don't think mistakes or
failures are a bad thing.
**[09:08] Ai**
Because they always end up helping
with whatever happens next.
**[09:11] Ai**
I believe I'll only be the best version
of me once I overcome it all.
**[09:19] Sakura**
You know your show could really
fall apart because of me?
**[09:24] Yugiri**
It's like I said. We're fully aware of that.
**[09:28] Saki**
Hey, push comes to shove,
it's shades' ass on the line.
**[09:30] Saki**
So don't sweat it.
**[09:55] Lily**
That was really amazing!
You were dancing, Sakura-chan!
**[09:58] Ai**
I guess that means your muscle
memory retained it all.
**[10:00] Junko**
She did practice the most out of all of us...
**[10:12] Sakura**
*I knew it...*
**[10:14] Saki**
Sakura.
**[10:21] Saki**
Huh, looks like it's cracked.
**[10:25] Ai**
I say we test it.
**[10:27] Ai**
What happens when peo—
**[10:29] Ai**
When zombies with such bad
luck gather together.
**[10:31] Sakura**
But you've all been rehearsing so hard...
**[10:36] Lily**
So did you!
**[10:37] Lily**
You were practicing with us, Sakura-chan!
**[10:40] Junko**
We're in this to the end.
**[10:42] Junko**
Appropriately, for zombies.
**[10:46] Ai**
Sakura...
**[10:47] Ai**
All we can really do is try our best.
**[10:51] Ai**
That's all there is to it.
**[11:03] Kotaro**
* The explosive low pressure front that was*
* over the East China Sea this morning*
**[11:07] Kotaro**
*is headed directly towards Kyushu,*
**[11:09] Kotaro**
* and is anticipated to hit northern*
* Kyushu by tomorrow evening.*
***SIGN*** Tomorrow's Weather Forecast 12/21 6PM
**[11:13] Kotaro**
*We recommend being prepared for heavy snow,*
**[11:16] Kotaro**
*and remaining indoors whenever possible.*
**[11:27] (Flashback) Sakura**
Thanks, Inui-kun!
***SIGN*** Idolhood is realized in the face of death.
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
**[11:57] Kotaro**
Tonight is the... beginning of...
Franchouchou's true legend!
**[12:02] Kotaro**
You're going to demonstrate your
undeadly resolve and your zombie spirit
**[12:05] Kotaro**
to the people who show up!
**[12:07] FCC**
Yeah!
**[12:12] Okoba**
They say it's the heaviest Saga
snowfall on record.
***SIGN*** Franchouchou
**[12:15] Inubashi**
The buses have stopped running, too.
**[12:18] Inubashi**
These girls have the worst luck.
**[12:20] Saki**
All right, thanks! We'll be counting
on you during the show, too!
**[12:24] Staff**
Reminds me of when Iron Frill was here.
**[12:27] Staff 2**
There haven't been any concerts since, yeah.
**[12:30] staff**
I hope these Franchouchou
girls can do a good job.
**[12:33] Staff B**
Yeah.
**[12:37] Ai**
All we can do is put on the
best performance we can.
**[12:42] Ai**
So don't worry about anything else.
**[12:44] Ai**
Everything went perfect in rehearsal.
**[12:47] Sakura**
Thank you...
**[12:49] Cop**
Down comes the snow,
and down comes the hail...
**[12:55] Cop**
What other direction would it come in, even?
**[12:57] Maria**
This cold ain't so bad!
***SIGN*** ~Congratulations~
To Franchouchou
From Drive-In Tori
Management
**[12:59] Maria**
You've just gotta have the guts to take it!
**[13:01] Fan**
We just had to come see
their big solo show!
**[13:01] Death Metal A**
We're not gonna let the snow get us down!
**[13:03] Death Metal B**
Hell yeah, Franchouchou is like a
musical high pressure system anyway!
**[13:06] Inubashi**
Well, this was unexpected.
**[13:12] Kotaro**
You have to answer them.
**[13:14] Kotaro**
I know you can do it.
**[13:17] Ai**
All right, form up.
**[13:21] Ai**
It's okay. The practice
we've done until now...
**[13:24] Ai**
And the friends you're
with... have faith in them.
**[13:28] Saki**
Hell yeah! Who's ready to take over Saga?!
**[13:31] FCC**
Yeah!
**[13:49] Sakura**
*It's no good.*
**[13:50] Sakura**
* They came all this way*
* through all this snow to see us...*
**[13:53] Sakura**
* If something happens again...*
* What will I do?!*
**[14:15] Saki**
Here we go, Arpino!
**[14:18] Saki**
Glad to have you!
**[14:20] [SONG] FCC**
I knew I couldn't do it,
and spent all this time running...
**[14:24] [SONG] FCC**
At—
**[14:28] [SONG] FCC**
Even if you feel down a few times
**[14:30] [SONG] FCC**
In this life you're living
**[14:32] [SONG] FCC**
You don't need to make a face like
**[14:33] [SONG] FCC**
You've already died!
**[14:39] FCC**
So pure and bright,
my eyes used to shine...
**[14:40] Staff 1**
Call it off, quick!
**[14:41] Staff 2**
Right!
**[14:42] Kotaro**
Wait.
**[14:49] [SONG] FCC**
There's no going back, but...
**[14:52] [SONG] FCC**
Move forward!
**[14:54] [SONG] FCC**
Even if...
**[14:55] [SONG] FCC**
...you lose...
**[14:56] [SONG] FCC**
...something on the way!
**[15:39] Sakura**
*I knew this would happen.*
**[15:44] Sakura**
*And I ended up dragging them all down...*
**[16:08] [SONG] Ai**
Over and over... keep on standing up...
**[16:14] [SONG] FCC**
If you never give up the end
can become a new beginning!
**[16:20] [SONG] FCC**
Cruel and unfair as it may be,
don't let it get you down...
**[16:25] [SONG] FCC**
So that you can smile and wave goodbye...
**[16:28] [SONG] FCC**
To all your hesitations!
**[16:31] [SONG] FCC**
And dream a new dream!
**[16:42] (Flashback) Yugiri**
If the alternative is having a successful
show without you, Sakura-han...
**[16:46] (Flashback) Yugiri**
We would rather go on
stage and fail with you.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Ai**
I don't think mistakes or
failures are a bad thing.
**[16:56] (Flashback) Kotaro**
I have what it takes!
**[16:58] (Flashback) Kotaro**
Doesn't matter if you don't,
as long as I do have what it takes!
**[17:08] Kotaro**
*Answer their feelings, Sakura.*
**[17:12] Kotaro**
*Your true strength...*
**[17:15] Kotaro**
*comes when you're up against the wall.*
**[17:18] Kotaro**
*That's when it shows.*
**[17:24] [SONG] Sakura**
Rise up again!
**[17:40] [SONG] FCC**
Blast past your sanctuary and
what you'd gain or lose!
**[17:44] [SONG] FCC**
Torn up as you may be, face forward,
because those moments are the most real!
**[17:50] [SONG] FCC**
Take your limits and your trauma,
and move past it all!
**[17:54] [SONG] FCC**
Hang in there even if it's
by the skin of your teeth!
**[17:59] [SONG] FCC**
Gamble it all on hope!
**[18:04] [SONG] FCC**
And crawl your way up!
**[18:44] [SONG] FCC**
Over and over, keep on standing up!
**[18:49] [SONG] FCC**
If you never give up, the end
can become a new beginning!
**[18:54] [SONG] FCC**
Cruel and unfair as it may be,
don't let it get you down!
**[18:58] [SONG] FCC**
So that you can smile and wave goodbye...
**[19:01] [SONG] FCC**
To all your hesitations!
**[19:03] [SONG] FCC**
And dream a new dream!
**[19:08] [SONG] FCC**
Rise up again!
**[19:14] [SONG] FCC**
Rise up again!
**[19:37] Deathmetal B**
Good stuff!
**[19:38] Deathmetal A**
Franchouchou!
**[19:40] Maria**
Number 2!
**[19:44] Fans**
Number 1!
**[19:55] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:01] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:01] Saki**
Sakura, did you...?
**[20:03] Ai**
Are your memories are back?
**[20:05] Sakura**
Yeah...
**[20:06] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:07] Sakura**
Everyone, I'm really sorry for how I acted.
**[20:10] Ai**
It's okay!
**[20:11] Saki**
Damn it, girl, you had us worried!
**[20:11] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:14] Lily**
No wonder you looked so sharp!
**[20:16] Junko**
It really was a wonderful performance!
**[20:17] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:19] Yugiri**
It's really good to have you back.
**[20:23] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:24] Sakura**
Listen, if you really don't mind having
me and all my bad luck around...
**[20:29] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:29] Sakura**
Is it okay if we... as Franchouchou...
**[20:32] Junko**
What are you saying?
**[20:33] Ai**
Of course!
**[20:34] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:36] Sakura**
Everyone...!
**[20:37] Kotaro**
Damn it!
**[20:39] Kotaro**
What the— What is this?!
This bright eyed "we did it" stuff?!
**[20:39] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:44] Kotaro**
You dumbass zombies!
**[20:45] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:45] Kotaro**
Don't get it twisted, all right?!
**[20:47] Kotaro**
You haven't even saved the
tiniest bit of Saga yet!
**[20:50] Crowd**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[20:50] Kotaro**
Get that through your heads
and give that crowd what they want!
**[20:53] Kotaro**
Franchouchou's battle has only begun!
**[20:57] Kotaro**
Now, go, go, go! Go, go, go-go, go!
**[21:00] Death Metal A**
Number 0!
**[21:00] Death Metal B**
Number 4!
**[21:03] Maria**
Number 2!
**[21:10] FCC**
Ready, go!
**[21:16] [SONG] FCC**
Every day's kind of boring!
**[21:18] [SONG] FCC**
Just can't get excited!
**[21:21] [SONG] FCC**
You don't want to spend your
youth like that, do you?
**[21:27] [SONG] FCC**
The wind is always blowing!
**[21:29] [SONG] FCC**
Blowing from somewhere, no matter what!
**[21:32] [SONG] FCC**
So catch a hold of that
wind and let it carry you!
**[21:38] [SONG] FCC**
Don't be shy! There's nothing
to be embarrassed about!
**[21:43] [SONG] FCC**
Go, boys and girls!
**[21:46] [SONG] FCC**
You only live once, you know?
**[21:59] [SONG] FCC**
Let your flag fly high!
**[22:02] FCC**
Let your flag fly high!
**[22:05] [SONG] FCC**
Fluttering with all of
your hopes and dreams!
**[22:10] [SONG] FCC**
Say it loud for all to hear!
**[22:15] [SONG] FCC**
A new day's about to begin
**[22:17] [SONG] FCC**
And me—
**[22:18] [SONG] FCC**
And you—
**[22:18] [SONG] FCC**
Have a lot to be proud of!
**[22:21] [SONG] FCC**
Let your flag fly high!
**[22:24] FCC**
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray, let's go!
**[22:26] [SONG] FCC**
Look forward to who you become in the future!
**[22:30] FCC**
Yes! You can do it!
**[22:32] [SONG] FCC**
Walk on now with your head held high!
**[22:35] FCC**
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray, let's go!
**[22:36] [SONG] FCC**
There's no telling what happens the day
**[22:39] [SONG] FCC**
that me
**[22:39] [SONG] FCC**
and you
**[22:40] [SONG] FCC**
meet once again!
**[22:47] [SONG] FCC**
Ready, go!
**[23:05] Sakura**
Saga!
**[23:08] Sakura**
Good morning!
***SIGN*** Episode 12 Good Morning Again SAGA
***SIGN*** Zombie Land Saga
***SIGN*** Sagazine Editorial Department
**[23:23] Inubashi**
Okoba-san! How'd you like the
pictures from the other day?
**[23:27] Inubashi**
Huh? What you got there?
**[23:31] Okoba**
I'm less sure by the minute...
**[23:33] Okoba**
What the hell's going on here?