E4 - Flight Attendant of the Dead

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    Man, stay-at-home camping is the best!
[00:37] ---
    You can't even tell
    we're in the middle of Tokyo!
[00:40] ---
    I agree.
[00:41] ---
    18. GO STAY-AT-HOME CAMPING
    19. PAINT AN OIL PAINTING
[00:41] ---
    Oh, the food is ready,
    so clear off the desk.
[00:44] ---
    Sure.
[00:47] ---
    Here you go.
[00:48] ---
    Time to dig in!
[00:54] ---
    What is this? This is super delicious!
[00:56] ---
    It's seafood, but there's
    something different about it!
[00:58] ---
    Oh, you noticed!
[01:00] ---
    The secret ingredient is ham.
[01:05] ---
    That aside, you can do anything,
    can't you, Kencho?
[01:08] ---
    No wonder you're so popular...
[01:09] ---
    You idiot.
[01:10] ---
    A guy's gotta know how to cook.
[01:13] ---
    No wonder you can't get a date.
[01:16] ---
    Th-This damned...
    That's been a pain point for me!
[01:21] ---
    I'll get one! You'll see!
[01:23] ---
    Yeah, yeah. Wonder when that will be?
[01:25] ---
    I'll get one today!
[01:27] ---
    Today? You say that, but...
[01:41] ---
    Well...
[01:43] ---
    Good luck!
[01:51] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:54] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:57] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:00] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:04] ---
    From the outset,
    it’s a ban-banging upset!
[02:07] ---
    Metamorphose into a classic life
[02:09] ---
    Once upon a time
    Long, long ago
[02:12] ---
    Humankind merely
    ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[02:15] ---
    Endless suffering and social pressures
    pushing people to their limits
[02:18] ---
    Are portrayed as part of the norm
    on the morning news
[02:20] ---
    Wake up again to a coerced routine
[02:22] ---
    Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
    the status quo with the paranormal
[02:25] ---
    Am I a fool for longing
    for these things?
[02:27] ---
    Song of the Dead!!
[02:29] ---
    I wanna!!
    Dancing, dancing
[02:31] ---
    Rolling, rolling
    Only one, my life
[02:35] ---
    Sooner or later,
    life will come to an end
[02:38] ---
    Want more than a sense of futility,
    don’t you?
[02:41] ---
    Dancing, dancing
    Morning, morning
[02:44] ---
    Go back to the basics
    and start something new
[02:49] ---
    Do what you wanna do
[02:52] ---
    Every night, every time
[02:55] ---
    Let’s live
    until we’ve had our fill of fun
[03:04] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:06] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:09] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:12] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:18] ---
    I see.
[03:20] ---
    "100 Things I Want to Do
    Before Becoming a Zombie," huh?
[03:22] ---
    8. SEE AN AURORA
    9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
[03:23] ---
    That said, "wine and dine a flight attendant"?
[03:26] ---
    That's aiming pretty high don't ya' think?
[03:28] ---
    Quitting my job opened my eyes.
[03:29] ---
    I'm gonna do everything I ever wanted.
    No restrictions!
[03:33] ---
    Scary how working at an exploitative
    company really screws with your head, huh?
[03:38] ---
    There's nowhere near a hundred here.
[03:42] ---
    Hey! Mind if I add
    my stuff to the list?
[03:45] ---
    Huh? That's my list!
[03:47] ---
    Crap! I died!
[03:49] ---
    "Become a stand-up comic."
[03:52] ---
    Hey! Stop it!
[03:54] ---
    Now it's like I have to be one too!
[03:56] ---
    33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
    34. BECOME A STAND-UP COMIC
[03:58] ---
    Big deal!
[04:00] ---
    We'll just make this my list too.
[04:05] ---
    If you didn't save me...
[04:07] ---
    I'd be dead in some love hotel.
[04:10] ---
    From now on,
    consider me along for the ride!
[04:15] ---
    Kencho.
[04:17] ---
    Okay then! Can we hit up Ikebukuro?
[04:20] ---
    I want a super big widescreen TV!
[04:22] ---
    11. MARATHON SOME GAMES ON A WIDESCREEN TV
[04:29] ---
    We're screwed, Akira.
[04:31] ---
    To get into showbiz, I need to go
    through a training school,
[04:34] ---
    an agent, or an apprenticeship.
[04:37] ---
    It seems I have a long way to go.
[04:39] ---
    You don't need a mentor to teach you
    how to run around naked.
[04:41] ---
    Why are you assuming
    that's my only bit?
[04:44] ---
    Anyway, Kencho,
    why do you want to be a comic?
[04:50] ---
    Well...
[04:52] ---
    Since I was a kid, I loved watching comedy
    variety shows more than anything.
[04:56] ---
    I guess...
[04:58] ---
    I've always wanted to be one someday.
[05:01] ---
    It was my dream.
[05:04] ---
    His dream, huh?
[05:06] ---
    Come to think of it,
    what was my dream?
[05:10] ---
    Was getting hired
    by that company really my dream?
[05:14] ---
    Akira!
[05:21] ---
    A dead end.
[05:23] ---
    We'll have to find a different route.
[05:25] ---
    BIC TV
[05:25] ---
    This is terrible.
[05:27] ---
    My widescreen TV is just within reach!
[05:37] ---
    Is that...
[05:38] ---
    a tanker?!
[05:40] ---
    Th-This is bad, Akira!
[05:42] ---
    If that thing crashes into us...
[05:45] ---
    Hey, what are we going to do?!
[05:48] ---
    Akira!
[05:52] ---
    Hey, come on!
[05:55] ---
    What are we going to do?!
[06:12] ---
    What?! H-Hey!
[06:16] ---
    Don't tell me...
[06:20] ---
    you're gonna go for it?!
[06:25] ---
    He's going for it!
[07:09] ---
    Are you serious?!
[07:10] ---
    We're racing through
    the underground mall on a motorcycle!
[07:13] ---
    It's no good!
[07:18] ---
    The underground's full of zombies too!
[07:20] ---
    Kencho! On your right!
[07:22] ---
    All right! If we can get through there...
[07:25] ---
    ...we might find an electronics store!
[07:26] ---
    -That's what you care about?!
    -Come on! Hurry, hurry!
[07:29] ---
    Follow the scent of the TV's!
[07:32] ---
    Nothing stops you!
[07:34] ---
    Ready? Go!
[07:40] ---
    Whoa... I'm exhausted.
[07:44] ---
    Who knew buying a TV
    was this much work?
[07:56] ---
    Oh.
[07:57] ---
    You two...
[08:00] ---
    You're not infected, are you?
[08:04] ---
    N-No!
[08:06] ---
    Thank goodness! There are other survivors!
[08:08] ---
    What are you so thankful for?
[08:11] ---
    We're trapped on all sides by zombies!
[08:14] ---
    We're finished.
[08:16] ---
    It's over.
[08:17] ---
    Why is this happening?
    I can't take it anymore!
[08:23] ---
    Well, they might move on
    after a while.
[08:28] ---
    Luckily, this is
    a department store basement,
[08:30] ---
    so we won't run out of food for a while.
[08:32] ---
    Let's try to stay positive for now.
[08:36] ---
    You're right.
[08:38] ---
    BEER SPARKLING CIDER
    WINE WHISKEY
[08:39] ---
    That said...
[08:41] ---
    I'm gonna need to drink this
    to get through this.
[08:45] ---
    Me too.
[08:46] ---
    Do you guys want some too?
[08:48] ---
    Okay. I guess we'll have some.
[08:50] ---
    Here.
[08:53] ---
    Since we're doing this,
    want to look for some snacks?
[08:55] ---
    Oh, okay!
[08:56] ---
    Yeah, I'll help too!
[08:58] ---
    Huh?
[09:00] ---
    This place hasn't been trashed at all.
[09:02] ---
    Um, I found some ham!
[09:04] ---
    -Good job!
    -Nice!
[09:07] ---
    Anyway...
[09:09] ---
    Should we introduce ourselves?
[09:12] ---
    Oh, hold on a second.
    I'm pretty sure there's...
[09:15] ---
    Hey, Kencho.
[09:16] ---
    Yeah?
[09:19] ---
    This...
[09:21] ---
    -Oh, I've got cups.
    -Kinda feels like...
[09:22] ---
    I don't need one.
[09:24] ---
    -...we're wining and dining, doesn't it?
    -...we're wining and dining, doesn't it?
[09:31] ---
    My name is Kenichiro Ryuzaki.
[09:33] ---
    This is Akira. And you are...
[09:35] ---
    It's all over.
[09:37] ---
    -It's all over.
    -Wh-What about you?
[09:39] ---
    Reika.
[09:40] ---
    I'm Maki.
[09:42] ---
    I'm Yukari.
[09:50] ---
    We're college buddies.
[09:52] ---
    What about all of you?
    Are you co-workers?
[09:56] ---
    Pretty much.
[09:57] ---
    Our last flight was returning from LAX.
[10:00] ---
    When we arrived in Japan, this happened...
[10:04] ---
    D-Does that mean your profession is...
[10:07] ---
    Huh?
[10:09] ---
    Yeah, we're flight attendants.
[10:24] ---
    I'm pretty sure we're...
[10:27] ---
    It's hard to believe,
    but we're definitely...
[10:31] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[10:33] ---
    -Wining and dining!
    -Wining and dining!
[10:34] ---
    -We're wining and dining flight attendants!
    -We're wining and dining flight attendants!
[10:40] ---
    It's all over... We're done for...
[10:44] ---
    Could someone do something
    about that noise?
[10:49] ---
    I'll get more booze.
[10:53] ---
    Wh-What should I do?
[10:55] ---
    This is my chance to wine and dine
    flight attendants like I've always wanted!
[10:58] ---
    But they're clearly not having
    a good time!
[11:01] ---
    Th-This is bad!
[11:02] ---
    When I was a student,
    I only cared about club stuff.
[11:05] ---
    When I was being exploited,
    I only focused on work.
[11:08] ---
    I have no idea what to do in this situation!
[11:13] ---
    I can't be doing this!
[11:14] ---
    I need to bring up a topic!
[11:16] ---
    It doesn't matter what it is!
[11:23] ---
    So!
[11:24] ---
    So Yukari, do you have a boyfriend?
[11:29] ---
    Are you seriously asking me that
    right now?
[11:33] ---
    You're right!
[11:34] ---
    It's totally not the time, is it?!
[11:36] ---
    Oh no, I messed up!
[11:38] ---
    H-How can I turn this around?!
[11:40] ---
    Oh, I know!
[11:42] ---
    Kencho could do something about this!
[11:44] ---
    You've got some nice nails!
[11:45] ---
    How often do you get them manicured?
[11:48] ---
    Once a week, no biggie.
[11:50] ---
    What?!
[11:51] ---
    Don't go solo on me now!
[11:53] ---
    And he's even making physical contact!
[11:56] ---
    Talking about their hometown
    brought them even closer?!
[11:58] ---
    They're in a world of their own!
[12:01] ---
    I wish I had Kencho's good looks
    or his way with words!
[12:09] ---
    Kencho?
[12:10] ---
    I love 'em!
[12:14] ---
    No wonder you can't get a date.
[12:16] ---
    I'll get one! You'll see!
[12:18] ---
    I'll get one today!
[12:20] ---
    I-I can't let it end like this.
[12:23] ---
    I wanna get cozy
    with a flight attendant too!
[12:27] ---
    I'd rather be eaten by a zombie
[12:30] ---
    than let this opportunity pass me by!
[12:33] ---
    I'm Akira Tendo!
[12:35] ---
    I worked for three years
    at an exploitative corporation.
[12:37] ---
    I've got more spirit and guts than anyone!
[12:39] ---
    So now, I'm gonna
    snort this tequila in one go!
[12:45] ---
    C'mon... Snorting tequila?
[12:55] ---
    Go for it, gofer boy! Keep on going!
[12:59] ---
    I won't be outdone by him!
[13:02] ---
    Yay!
[13:04] ---
    That's great!
[13:06] ---
    Muscles! Gonna dance now!
[13:13] ---
    After that, we had a surprisingly good time.
[13:16] ---
    The mysterious basket!
[13:24] ---
    I probably shouldn't have tried to slam it.
[13:28] ---
    I failed, but Kencho, as your friend,
    I hope you score with Maki...
[13:38] ---
    Excuse me...
[13:41] ---
    Are you all right?
[13:47] ---
    Huh?
[13:49] ---
    -There's apparently a bedding store upstairs!
    -Could it be...
[13:51] ---
    -Maybe...
    -Then, I want a king-sized bed!
[13:56] ---
    Maybe...
[13:58] ---
    Maybe...
[14:00] ---
    I still have a chance?!
[14:08] ---
    Damn it, shut up!
[14:11] ---
    Anyway, the airline industry's a shadow
    of its glory days!
[14:18] ---
    Because of the pricing war,
    our pay doesn't increase.
[14:20] ---
    The only thing that does is our work hours!
[14:22] ---
    Because of that, my back aches
    from standing up all the time!
[14:24] ---
    And it's so dry in the plane,
    my complexion is awful!
[14:26] ---
    Thanks to that, I've had to postpone
    any ideas of getting married!
[14:31] ---
    Huh?!
[14:31] ---
    Don't think you can get all handsy
    with a flight attendant, you bastard!
[14:35] ---
    I can only keep it together because
    I tell myself I'm a part of an elite group.
[14:39] ---
    Don't think I'll let you screw...
[14:45] ---
    What was that scream?
[14:46] ---
    Did it come from downstairs?
[14:48] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[14:50] ---
    Something doesn't seem right.
[14:52] ---
    Who cares? Can we go again?
[14:54] ---
    One more time!
[14:56] ---
    Look, this isn't the time for...
[15:00] ---
    Thanks.
[15:02] ---
    I'm feeling much better now.
[15:06] ---
    Thank goodness.
[15:10] ---
    U-Umm!
[15:14] ---
    Why were you so concerned about me?
[15:22] ---
    Well, it's just...
[15:24] ---
    You clearly went overboard back there.
[15:28] ---
    Seeing that got me worried.
[15:30] ---
    Right. Of course.
[15:31] ---
    No one would ever
    fall for the tequila snorter.
[15:35] ---
    And to answer your question,
    I do have a boyfriend.
[15:40] ---
    We lost contact, but I'm sure he's alive.
    And we'll find each other soon.
[15:46] ---
    Thank you!
[15:47] ---
    Thank you for letting me dream
    even if it was brief.
[15:52] ---
    But that means she was genuinely
    worried and went looking for me.
[15:59] ---
    What a really sweet person.
[16:02] ---
    R-Reika?
[16:09] ---
    Reika!
[16:10] ---
    I heard you scream suddenly
    so I was wondering how you were...
[16:19] ---
    S-Seriously?
[16:24] ---
    Reika!
[16:30] ---
    Seriously?! Maki!
[16:49] ---
    I killed her!
[16:50] ---
    She was a zombie, but I killed her!
[16:54] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:56] ---
    I'm really sorry!
[16:59] ---
    Hold on...
[17:00] ---
    Where's the old guy?
[17:03] ---
    Akira, you said that you worked at
    an exploitative company for three years, right?
[17:08] ---
    It's my third year as well,
    so I know how you feel.
[17:13] ---
    The job is physically demanding
    and mentally exhausting.
[17:17] ---
    But I continued to do it because I believed
    the passengers' lives depend on us, but...
[17:24] ---
    The other day, an older man got so angry
    about the flight delay,
[17:29] ---
    that he called us
    a bunch of flying waitresses.
[17:35] ---
    That's horrible.
[17:38] ---
    Those words made me question
    why I worked so hard in the first place.
[17:45] ---
    In the end,
[17:47] ---
    it's my mistake for thinking it would
    be the glamorous job of my dreams.
[17:58] ---
    In my case,
    I just felt I had to go job hunting
[18:03] ---
    and that I needed that job.
[18:06] ---
    I aspired to work at a production company
    because it seemed glamorous.
[18:10] ---
    But the industry was completely different
    from what I thought it was.
[18:13] ---
    The exploitation
    was just my excuse for quitting.
[18:17] ---
    But now that I think of it,
    the things I aspired to do
[18:22] ---
    were just things someone else wanted.
[18:25] ---
    It was just a borrowed dream.
[18:32] ---
    Whose dream was it
    to become a flight attendant?
[18:35] ---
    What?
[18:37] ---
    If it's yours and you want to keep doing it,
[18:40] ---
    who cares what some angry old guy thinks?
[18:49] ---
    I...
[18:52] ---
    I...
[19:06] ---
    Yukari!
[19:16] ---
    Yukari! Get up!
[19:27] ---
    Yukari...
[19:29] ---
    It's fine.
[19:32] ---
    Hurry. Get going.
[19:35] ---
    No...
[19:36] ---
    I can't do that, Yukari.
[19:37] ---
    Not after everything that we talked about.
[19:40] ---
    I want to do more of that!
[19:42] ---
    Yukari!
[19:45] ---
    Earlier, when I was rubbing your back,
    I remembered...
[19:51] ---
    I remembered my first flight as a kid.
[19:54] ---
    I was so miserable from being airsick.
[19:57] ---
    But a flight attendant
    gently rubbed my back.
[20:03] ---
    That made me so happy that I wanted
    to become like her when I grew up.
[20:15] ---
    So, this was my dream.
[20:18] ---
    And I really do love my job.
[20:22] ---
    Your dream, huh?
[20:26] ---
    That's great!
[20:27] ---
    I hope I find my dream job too!
[20:37] ---
    You know...
[20:39] ---
    Today felt...
[20:42] ---
    Like a real party.
[20:44] ---
    It was fun, wasn't it?
[20:55] ---
    Kencho...
[20:57] ---
    I've been looking for you, Akira!
[20:59] ---
    Maki's after me!
    We gotta get outta here!
[21:02] ---
    But check this out!
[21:05] ---
    A widescreen TV!
[21:09] ---
    How's this?
[21:10] ---
    Nabbed one for you!
[21:18] ---
    That's a great find, Kencho!
[21:20] ---
    All right! The zombies went off somewhere!
[21:23] ---
    Let's split!
[21:34] ---
    And after that, Maki went
    and turned into a zombie, too.
[21:40] ---
    I think I've been traumatized
    by flight attendants.
[21:43] ---
    8. SEE AN AURORA
    9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
[21:44] ---
    10. GROW A COOL BEARD
    11. MARATHON SOME GAMES ON A WIDESCREEN TV
[21:58] ---
    I've always wanted to be one someday.
[22:01] ---
    It was my dream.
[22:04] ---
    So, this was my dream.
[22:07] ---
    And I really do love my job.
[22:17] ---
    35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
[22:27] ---
    All right!
[22:36] ---
    Being bored
[22:38] ---
    With nothing but efficient days
[22:41] ---
    Sure that's fine
[22:43] ---
    But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:45] ---
    When I think today could be my last
[22:48] ---
    Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
    Let's start something
[22:52] ---
    Life & Death
[22:54] ---
    How many times has it been already?
    And yet...
[22:57] ---
    I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:01] ---
    One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:04] ---
    Let's go all the way
    to the end of the world, yeah
[23:09] ---
    C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:12] ---
    You can leave the key behind
[23:14] ---
    If I can live and laugh,
    that's good enough
[23:17] ---
    C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:20] ---
    Has to have something
[23:22] ---
    How about it? All right!
[23:24] ---
    Let's get excited about today!
[23:26] ---
    C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
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    I want to keep laughing with you
[23:32] ---
    Living on a whim
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    C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:36] ---
    So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:40] ---
    All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:43] ---
    We can take detours
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    If you feel like singing, that's fine
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    Until the day everything ends
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    Next time, Hero of the Dead.