# E4 - Flight Attendant of the Dead
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8EVDG/flight-attendant-of-the-dead)
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**[00:33] ---**
Man, stay-at-home camping is the best!
**[00:37] ---**
You can't even tell
we're in the middle of Tokyo!
**[00:40] ---**
I agree.
**[00:41] ---**
18. GO STAY-AT-HOME CAMPING
19. PAINT AN OIL PAINTING
**[00:41] ---**
Oh, the food is ready,
so clear off the desk.
**[00:44] ---**
Sure.
**[00:47] ---**
Here you go.
**[00:48] ---**
Time to dig in!
**[00:54] ---**
What is this? This is super delicious!
**[00:56] ---**
It's seafood, but there's
something different about it!
**[00:58] ---**
Oh, you noticed!
**[01:00] ---**
The secret ingredient is ham.
**[01:05] ---**
That aside, you can do anything,
can't you, Kencho?
**[01:08] ---**
No wonder you're so popular...
**[01:09] ---**
You idiot.
**[01:10] ---**
A guy's gotta know how to cook.
**[01:13] ---**
No wonder you can't get a date.
**[01:16] ---**
*Th-This damned...
That's been a pain point for me!*
**[01:21] ---**
I'll get one! You'll see!
**[01:23] ---**
Yeah, yeah. Wonder when that will be?
**[01:25] ---**
I'll get one today!
**[01:27] ---**
Today? You say that, but...
**[01:41] ---**
Well...
**[01:43] ---**
Good luck!
**[01:51] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[01:54] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[01:57] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[02:00] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[02:04] ---**
*From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!*
**[02:07] ---**
*Metamorphose into a classic life*
**[02:09] ---**
*Once upon a time
Long, long ago*
**[02:12] ---**
*Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed*
**[02:15] ---**
*Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits*
**[02:18] ---**
*Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news*
**[02:20] ---**
*Wake up again to a coerced routine*
**[02:22] ---**
*Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal*
**[02:25] ---**
*Am I a fool for longing
for these things?*
**[02:27] ---**
*Song of the Dead!!*
**[02:29] ---**
*I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing*
**[02:31] ---**
*Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life*
**[02:35] ---**
*Sooner or later,
life will come to an end*
**[02:38] ---**
*Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?*
**[02:41] ---**
*Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning*
**[02:44] ---**
*Go back to the basics
and start something new*
**[02:49] ---**
*Do what you wanna do*
**[02:52] ---**
*Every night, every time*
**[02:55] ---**
*Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun*
**[03:04] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[03:06] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[03:09] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[03:12] ---**
*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
**[03:18] ---**
I see.
**[03:20] ---**
"100 Things I Want to Do
Before Becoming a Zombie," huh?
**[03:22] ---**
8. SEE AN AURORA
9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
**[03:23] ---**
That said, "wine and dine a flight attendant"?
**[03:26] ---**
That's aiming pretty high don't ya' think?
**[03:28] ---**
Quitting my job opened my eyes.
**[03:29] ---**
I'm gonna do everything I ever wanted.
No restrictions!
**[03:33] ---**
*Scary how working at an exploitative
company really screws with your head, huh?*
**[03:38] ---**
There's nowhere near a hundred here.
**[03:42] ---**
Hey! Mind if I add
my stuff to the list?
**[03:45] ---**
Huh? That's my list!
**[03:47] ---**
Crap! I died!
**[03:49] ---**
"Become a stand-up comic."
**[03:52] ---**
Hey! Stop it!
**[03:54] ---**
Now it's like I have to be one too!
**[03:56] ---**
33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
34. BECOME A STAND-UP COMIC
**[03:58] ---**
Big deal!
**[04:00] ---**
We'll just make this my list too.
**[04:05] ---**
If you didn't save me...
**[04:07] ---**
I'd be dead in some love hotel.
**[04:10] ---**
From now on,
consider me along for the ride!
**[04:15] ---**
Kencho.
**[04:17] ---**
Okay then! Can we hit up Ikebukuro?
**[04:20] ---**
I want a super big widescreen TV!
**[04:22] ---**
11. MARATHON SOME GAMES ON A WIDESCREEN TV
**[04:29] ---**
We're screwed, Akira.
**[04:31] ---**
To get into showbiz, I need to go
through a training school,
**[04:34] ---**
an agent, or an apprenticeship.
**[04:37] ---**
It seems I have a long way to go.
**[04:39] ---**
You don't need a mentor to teach you
how to run around naked.
**[04:41] ---**
Why are you assuming
that's my only bit?
**[04:44] ---**
Anyway, Kencho,
why do you want to be a comic?
**[04:50] ---**
Well...
**[04:52] ---**
Since I was a kid, I loved watching comedy
variety shows more than anything.
**[04:56] ---**
I guess...
**[04:58] ---**
I've always wanted to be one someday.
**[05:01] ---**
It was my dream.
**[05:04] ---**
*His dream, huh?*
**[05:06] ---**
*Come to think of it,
what was my dream?*
**[05:10] ---**
*Was getting hired
by that company really my dream?*
**[05:14] ---**
Akira!
**[05:21] ---**
A dead end.
**[05:23] ---**
We'll have to find a different route.
**[05:25] ---**
BIC TV
**[05:25] ---**
This is terrible.
**[05:27] ---**
My widescreen TV is just within reach!
**[05:37] ---**
Is that...
**[05:38] ---**
a tanker?!
**[05:40] ---**
Th-This is bad, Akira!
**[05:42] ---**
If that thing crashes into us...
**[05:45] ---**
Hey, what are we going to do?!
**[05:48] ---**
Akira!
**[05:52] ---**
Hey, come on!
**[05:55] ---**
What are we going to do?!
**[06:12] ---**
What?! H-Hey!
**[06:16] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[06:20] ---**
you're gonna go for it?!
**[06:25] ---**
He's going for it!
**[07:09] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[07:10] ---**
We're racing through
the underground mall on a motorcycle!
**[07:13] ---**
It's no good!
**[07:18] ---**
The underground's full of zombies too!
**[07:20] ---**
Kencho! On your right!
**[07:22] ---**
All right! If we can get through there...
**[07:25] ---**
...we might find an electronics store!
**[07:26] ---**
-That's what you care about?!
-Come on! Hurry, hurry!
**[07:29] ---**
Follow the scent of the TV's!
**[07:32] ---**
Nothing stops you!
**[07:34] ---**
Ready? Go!
**[07:40] ---**
Whoa... I'm exhausted.
**[07:44] ---**
Who knew buying a TV
was this much work?
**[07:56] ---**
Oh.
**[07:57] ---**
You two...
**[08:00] ---**
You're not infected, are you?
**[08:04] ---**
N-No!
**[08:06] ---**
Thank goodness! There are other survivors!
**[08:08] ---**
What are you so thankful for?
**[08:11] ---**
We're trapped on all sides by zombies!
**[08:14] ---**
We're finished.
**[08:16] ---**
It's over.
**[08:17] ---**
Why is this happening?
I can't take it anymore!
**[08:23] ---**
Well, they might move on
after a while.
**[08:28] ---**
Luckily, this is
a department store basement,
**[08:30] ---**
so we won't run out of food for a while.
**[08:32] ---**
Let's try to stay positive for now.
**[08:36] ---**
You're right.
**[08:38] ---**
BEER SPARKLING CIDER
WINE WHISKEY
**[08:39] ---**
That said...
**[08:41] ---**
I'm gonna need to drink this
to get through this.
**[08:45] ---**
Me too.
**[08:46] ---**
Do you guys want some too?
**[08:48] ---**
Okay. I guess we'll have some.
**[08:50] ---**
Here.
**[08:53] ---**
Since we're doing this,
want to look for some snacks?
**[08:55] ---**
Oh, okay!
**[08:56] ---**
Yeah, I'll help too!
**[08:58] ---**
Huh?
**[09:00] ---**
This place hasn't been trashed at all.
**[09:02] ---**
Um, I found some ham!
**[09:04] ---**
-Good job!
-Nice!
**[09:07] ---**
Anyway...
**[09:09] ---**
Should we introduce ourselves?
**[09:12] ---**
Oh, hold on a second.
I'm pretty sure there's...
**[09:15] ---**
Hey, Kencho.
**[09:16] ---**
Yeah?
**[09:19] ---**
*This...*
**[09:21] ---**
-Oh, I've got cups.
*-Kinda feels like...*
**[09:22] ---**
I don't need one.
**[09:24] ---**
*-...we're wining and dining, doesn't it?
-...we're wining and dining, doesn't it?*
**[09:31] ---**
My name is Kenichiro Ryuzaki.
**[09:33] ---**
This is Akira. And you are...
**[09:35] ---**
It's all over.
**[09:37] ---**
-It's all over.
-Wh-What about you?
**[09:39] ---**
Reika.
**[09:40] ---**
I'm Maki.
**[09:42] ---**
I'm Yukari.
**[09:50] ---**
We're college buddies.
**[09:52] ---**
What about all of you?
Are you co-workers?
**[09:56] ---**
Pretty much.
**[09:57] ---**
Our last flight was returning from LAX.
**[10:00] ---**
When we arrived in Japan, this happened...
**[10:04] ---**
D-Does that mean your profession is...
**[10:07] ---**
Huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Yeah, we're flight attendants.
**[10:24] ---**
*I'm pretty sure we're...*
**[10:27] ---**
*It's hard to believe,
but we're definitely...*
**[10:31] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[10:33] ---**
*-Wining and dining!
-Wining and dining!*
**[10:34] ---**
*-We're wining and dining flight attendants!
-We're wining and dining flight attendants!*
**[10:40] ---**
It's all over... We're done for...
**[10:44] ---**
Could someone do something
about that noise?
**[10:49] ---**
I'll get more booze.
**[10:53] ---**
*Wh-What should I do?*
**[10:55] ---**
*This is my chance to wine and dine
flight attendants like I've always wanted!*
**[10:58] ---**
*But they're clearly not having
a good time!*
**[11:01] ---**
*Th-This is bad!*
**[11:02] ---**
*When I was a student,
I only cared about club stuff.*
**[11:05] ---**
*When I was being exploited,
I only focused on work.*
**[11:08] ---**
*I have no idea what to do in this situation!*
**[11:13] ---**
*I can't be doing this!*
**[11:14] ---**
*I need to bring up a topic!*
**[11:16] ---**
*It doesn't matter what it is!*
**[11:23] ---**
So!
**[11:24] ---**
So Yukari, do you have a boyfriend?
**[11:29] ---**
Are you seriously asking me that
right now?
**[11:33] ---**
*You're right!*
**[11:34] ---**
*It's totally not the time, is it?!*
**[11:36] ---**
*Oh no, I messed up!*
**[11:38] ---**
*H-How can I turn this around?!*
**[11:40] ---**
*Oh, I know!*
**[11:42] ---**
*Kencho could do something about this!*
**[11:44] ---**
You've got some nice nails!
**[11:45] ---**
How often do you get them manicured?
**[11:48] ---**
Once a week, no biggie.
**[11:50] ---**
What?!
**[11:51] ---**
*Don't go solo on me now!*
**[11:53] ---**
*And he's even making physical contact!*
**[11:56] ---**
*Talking about their hometown
brought them even closer?!*
**[11:58] ---**
*They're in a world of their own!*
**[12:01] ---**
*I wish I had Kencho's good looks
or his way with words!*
**[12:09] ---**
*Kencho?*
**[12:10] ---**
I love 'em!
**[12:14] ---**
*No wonder you can't get a date.*
**[12:16] ---**
*I'll get one! You'll see!*
**[12:18] ---**
*I'll get one today!*
**[12:20] ---**
*I-I can't let it end like this.*
**[12:23] ---**
*I wanna get cozy
with a flight attendant too!*
**[12:27] ---**
*I'd rather be eaten by a zombie*
**[12:30] ---**
*than let this opportunity pass me by!*
**[12:33] ---**
I'm Akira Tendo!
**[12:35] ---**
I worked for three years
at an exploitative corporation.
**[12:37] ---**
I've got more spirit and guts than anyone!
**[12:39] ---**
So now, I'm gonna
snort this tequila in one go!
**[12:45] ---**
C'mon... Snorting tequila?
**[12:55] ---**
Go for it, gofer boy! Keep on going!
**[12:59] ---**
I won't be outdone by him!
**[13:02] ---**
Yay!
**[13:04] ---**
That's great!
**[13:06] ---**
Muscles! Gonna dance now!
**[13:13] ---**
*After that, we had a surprisingly good time.*
**[13:16] ---**
The mysterious basket!
**[13:24] ---**
I probably shouldn't have tried to slam it.
**[13:28] ---**
I failed, but Kencho, as your friend,
I hope you score with Maki...
**[13:38] ---**
Excuse me...
**[13:41] ---**
Are you all right?
**[13:47] ---**
Huh?
**[13:49] ---**
-There's apparently a bedding store upstairs!
*-Could it be...*
**[13:51] ---**
*-Maybe...*
-Then, I want a king-sized bed!
**[13:56] ---**
*Maybe...*
**[13:58] ---**
*Maybe...*
**[14:00] ---**
*I still have a chance?!*
**[14:08] ---**
Damn it, shut up!
**[14:11] ---**
Anyway, the airline industry's a shadow
of its glory days!
**[14:18] ---**
Because of the pricing war,
our pay doesn't increase.
**[14:20] ---**
The only thing that does is our work hours!
**[14:22] ---**
Because of that, my back aches
from standing up all the time!
**[14:24] ---**
And it's so dry in the plane,
my complexion is awful!
**[14:26] ---**
Thanks to that, I've had to postpone
any ideas of getting married!
**[14:31] ---**
Huh?!
**[14:31] ---**
Don't think you can get all handsy
with a flight attendant, you bastard!
**[14:35] ---**
I can only keep it together because
I tell myself I'm a part of an elite group.
**[14:39] ---**
Don't think I'll let you screw...
**[14:45] ---**
What was that scream?
**[14:46] ---**
Did it come from downstairs?
**[14:48] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[14:50] ---**
Something doesn't seem right.
**[14:52] ---**
Who cares? Can we go again?
**[14:54] ---**
One more time!
**[14:56] ---**
Look, this isn't the time for...
**[15:00] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:02] ---**
I'm feeling much better now.
**[15:06] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[15:10] ---**
U-Umm!
**[15:14] ---**
Why were you so concerned about me?
**[15:22] ---**
Well, it's just...
**[15:24] ---**
You clearly went overboard back there.
**[15:28] ---**
Seeing that got me worried.
**[15:30] ---**
*Right. Of course.*
**[15:31] ---**
*No one would ever
fall for the tequila snorter.*
**[15:35] ---**
And to answer your question,
I do have a boyfriend.
**[15:40] ---**
We lost contact, but I'm sure he's alive.
And we'll find each other soon.
**[15:46] ---**
*Thank you!*
**[15:47] ---**
*Thank you for letting me dream
even if it was brief.*
**[15:52] ---**
*But that means she was genuinely
worried and went looking for me.*
**[15:59] ---**
*What a really sweet person.*
**[16:02] ---**
R-Reika?
**[16:09] ---**
Reika!
**[16:10] ---**
I heard you scream suddenly
so I was wondering how you were...
**[16:19] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[16:24] ---**
Reika!
**[16:30] ---**
Seriously?! Maki!
**[16:49] ---**
I killed her!
**[16:50] ---**
She was a zombie, but I killed her!
**[16:54] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[16:56] ---**
I'm really sorry!
**[16:59] ---**
Hold on...
**[17:00] ---**
Where's the old guy?
**[17:03] ---**
Akira, you said that you worked at
an exploitative company for three years, right?
**[17:08] ---**
It's my third year as well,
so I know how you feel.
**[17:13] ---**
The job is physically demanding
and mentally exhausting.
**[17:17] ---**
But I continued to do it because I believed
the passengers' lives depend on us, but...
**[17:24] ---**
The other day, an older man got so angry
about the flight delay,
**[17:29] ---**
that he called us
a bunch of flying waitresses.
**[17:35] ---**
That's horrible.
**[17:38] ---**
Those words made me question
why I worked so hard in the first place.
**[17:45] ---**
In the end,
**[17:47] ---**
it's my mistake for thinking it would
be the glamorous job of my dreams.
**[17:58] ---**
In my case,
I just felt I had to go job hunting
**[18:03] ---**
and that I needed that job.
**[18:06] ---**
I aspired to work at a production company
because it seemed glamorous.
**[18:10] ---**
But the industry was completely different
from what I thought it was.
**[18:13] ---**
The exploitation
was just my excuse for quitting.
**[18:17] ---**
But now that I think of it,
the things I aspired to do
**[18:22] ---**
were just things someone else wanted.
**[18:25] ---**
It was just a borrowed dream.
**[18:32] ---**
Whose dream was it
to become a flight attendant?
**[18:35] ---**
What?
**[18:37] ---**
If it's yours and you want to keep doing it,
**[18:40] ---**
who cares what some angry old guy thinks?
**[18:49] ---**
I...
**[18:52] ---**
I...
**[19:06] ---**
Yukari!
**[19:16] ---**
Yukari! Get up!
**[19:27] ---**
Yukari...
**[19:29] ---**
It's fine.
**[19:32] ---**
Hurry. Get going.
**[19:35] ---**
No...
**[19:36] ---**
I can't do that, Yukari.
**[19:37] ---**
Not after everything that we talked about.
**[19:40] ---**
I want to do more of that!
**[19:42] ---**
Yukari!
**[19:45] ---**
Earlier, when I was rubbing your back,
I remembered...
**[19:51] ---**
I remembered my first flight as a kid.
**[19:54] ---**
I was so miserable from being airsick.
**[19:57] ---**
But a flight attendant
gently rubbed my back.
**[20:03] ---**
That made me so happy that I wanted
to become like her when I grew up.
**[20:15] ---**
So, this was my dream.
**[20:18] ---**
And I really do love my job.
**[20:22] ---**
Your dream, huh?
**[20:26] ---**
That's great!
**[20:27] ---**
I hope I find my dream job too!
**[20:37] ---**
You know...
**[20:39] ---**
Today felt...
**[20:42] ---**
Like a real party.
**[20:44] ---**
It was fun, wasn't it?
**[20:55] ---**
Kencho...
**[20:57] ---**
I've been looking for you, Akira!
**[20:59] ---**
Maki's after me!
We gotta get outta here!
**[21:02] ---**
But check this out!
**[21:05] ---**
A widescreen TV!
**[21:09] ---**
How's this?
**[21:10] ---**
Nabbed one for you!
**[21:18] ---**
That's a great find, Kencho!
**[21:20] ---**
All right! The zombies went off somewhere!
**[21:23] ---**
Let's split!
**[21:34] ---**
And after that, Maki went
and turned into a zombie, too.
**[21:40] ---**
I think I've been traumatized
by flight attendants.
**[21:43] ---**
8. SEE AN AURORA
9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
**[21:44] ---**
10. GROW A COOL BEARD
11. MARATHON SOME GAMES ON A WIDESCREEN TV
**[21:58] ---**
*I've always wanted to be one someday.*
**[22:01] ---**
*It was my dream.*
**[22:04] ---**
*So, this was my dream.*
**[22:07] ---**
*And I really do love my job.*
**[22:17] ---**
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
**[22:27] ---**
All right!
**[22:36] ---**
*Being bored*
**[22:38] ---**
*With nothing but efficient days*
**[22:41] ---**
*Sure that's fine*
**[22:43] ---**
*But it's kind of a waste, right?*
**[22:45] ---**
*When I think today could be my last*
**[22:48] ---**
*Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something*
**[22:52] ---**
*Life & Death*
**[22:54] ---**
*How many times has it been already?
And yet...*
**[22:57] ---**
*I can't stop; like a junkie*
**[23:01] ---**
*One more time, c'mon, one more time*
**[23:04] ---**
*Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah*
**[23:09] ---**
*C'mon, I want to find happiness*
**[23:12] ---**
*You can leave the key behind*
**[23:14] ---**
*If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough*
**[23:17] ---**
*C'mon, even a place that has nothing*
**[23:20] ---**
*Has to have something*
**[23:22] ---**
*How about it? All right!*
**[23:24] ---**
*Let's get excited about today!*
**[23:26] ---**
*C'mon, here in this hell, the earth*
**[23:28] ---**
*I want to keep laughing with you*
**[23:32] ---**
*Living on a whim*
**[23:34] ---**
*C'mon, everything is coming undone*
**[23:36] ---**
*So c'mon, let's start anew*
**[23:40] ---**
*All right! Let's enjoy today*
**[23:43] ---**
*We can take detours*
**[23:45] ---**
*If you feel like singing, that's fine*
**[23:47] ---**
*Until the day everything ends*
**[24:01] ---**
Next time, Hero of the Dead.