Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead
The entire city is being ravaged by the undead…but Akira has never felt more alive! He’s spent years working at a soul-crushing job that sucked every bit of joy out of his life. So when a zombie apocalypse tears through his town, he isn’t scared at all; he’s thrilled to finally have some time off. Now, Akira is on a mission to complete all 100 items on his bucket list.
- Season 1
- E1 - Akira of the Dead
- E2 - Bucket List of the Dead
- E3 - Best Friend of the Dead
- E4 - Flight Attendant of the Dead
- E5 - Hero of the Dead
- E6 - RV of the Dead
- E7 - Truck Stop of the Dead
- E8 - Sushi & Hot Springs of the Dead
- E9 - Treehouse of the Dead
- E10 - Hometown of the Dead I
- E11 - Hometown of the Dead II
- E12 - Hometown of the Dead III
Season 1
E1 - Akira of the Dead
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[00:16] ---
Stay away! Stay away!
[00:18] ---
No!
[00:24] ---
Stop! Stop!
[00:38] ---
I can't take this anymore!
[00:42] ---
This is a living hell!
[00:52] ---
Someone!
[00:53] ---
Someone!
[00:57] ---
Anyone!
[00:58] ---
Anyone... Save me... from this hell!
[01:02] ---
Well...
[01:04] ---
Compared to the office,
that would be heaven, huh?
[01:12] ---
Oh no...
[01:15] ---
I need to sleep, since tomorrow's...
[01:21] ---
Oh...
[01:25] ---
Tomorrow...
[01:28] ---
I got work again...
[01:30] ---
...tomorrow, huh?
[01:36] ---
Work...
[01:41] ---
I don't wanna go...
[01:46] ---
It happened three years ago...
[01:48] ---
Here.
[01:49] ---
Starting today, you're assigned
to the Production Department, uh...
[01:54] ---
Oh, all right.
[01:57] ---
My name is Akira Tendo.
Nice to meet you all!
[02:02] ---
-Nice to meet you!
-Welcome aboard.
[02:04] ---
On my first day, I got the impression
[02:06] ---
that it was a lively company
with great atmosphere.
[02:09] ---
Yes! I'm happy to be here!
[02:12] ---
I landed a job in a production company
and industry I'd dreamed about.
[02:16] ---
I was full of hopes,
dreams and ambition.
[02:20] ---
I'm gonna pump out commercials
for all the big players!
[02:24] ---
Which means
maybe I'll even meet some stars!
[02:27] ---
Wow... I'm gonna do my best.
[02:29] ---
All right...
[02:30] ---
You'll be sitting here.
[02:32] ---
Yes, sir!
[02:33] ---
If there's anything you don't understand,
ask Kosugi, the Department Chief.
[02:36] ---
Nice to meet you!
[02:38] ---
Yes! I look forward to working with you!
[02:39] ---
Thank you for your hard work, sir.
[02:43] ---
Oh, I'm sorry!
[02:45] ---
It's all right.
[02:47] ---
I wasn't looking where I was going...
[02:49] ---
Oh no! It's my...
[03:04] ---
Oh, excuse me!
[03:05] ---
Here!
[03:06] ---
Thank you.
[03:07] ---
Sure...
[03:08] ---
Nice to meet you.
I'm Saori Ohtori from accounting.
[03:10] ---
SAORI OHTORI
ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
[03:12] ---
Looking forward
to working with you, Tendo.
[03:16] ---
S-Same... here.
[03:19] ---
For invoices or if you have any questions,
come ask me anytime.
[03:24] ---
I sit right through there and to the left.
[03:27] ---
Got it.
[03:28] ---
Well, good luck on your first day!
[03:36] ---
She's so cute...
[03:40] ---
Cheers!
[03:42] ---
-Thanks for all your hard work!
-Yeah!
[03:43] ---
Bottoms up!
[03:44] ---
Tendo, where did you go to school?
[03:46] ---
K University!
[03:47] ---
Wow, that's a good school!
[03:49] ---
Oh, it's not really...
[03:50] ---
Gotta girlfriend?
[03:51] ---
No, I haven't had any luck...
[03:53] ---
Huh?
[03:55] ---
What? A stud like you? What a shame!
[03:57] ---
Oh no... I'm not...
[03:59] ---
You can ditch the tie,
we're not that kind of office.
[04:02] ---
Thank you.
[04:03] ---
But this gets me pumped up.
[04:06] ---
You look athletic, did you play anything?
[04:09] ---
Yes! I played rugby
all throughout college.
[04:12] ---
Wow!
[04:13] ---
Rugby, huh?
[04:15] ---
-That's great!
-Yeah!
[04:16] ---
Looks like we got a dependable
and valuable asset on our team!
[04:18] ---
I'll say!
[04:34] ---
Wow. Miss Ohtori's cute, for sure!
[04:38] ---
She's totally my type!
[04:43] ---
All right!
[04:44] ---
I'll work hard and show results
and make a good impression on her!
[04:50] ---
About time we get going, huh?
[04:52] ---
Yeah.
[04:53] ---
Umm... Thank you very much for today.
[04:55] ---
I'm looking forward to tomorr—
[04:57] ---
All right.
[04:58] ---
Let's get back to the office.
[05:04] ---
Huh?
[05:06] ---
KOSUGI
TAKAHASHI
[05:13] ---
What's going on?
[05:15] ---
What is this?
[05:16] ---
Huh?
[05:17] ---
This can't be normal, right?
[05:19] ---
How much longer 'til you finish?
[05:20] ---
-Huh?! Uh, about...
-Ten minutes, okay?
[05:23] ---
An all-nighter my first day...
[05:26] ---
The next morning...
[05:27] ---
Still in the office.
[05:29] ---
Good morning!
[05:30] ---
Morning.
[05:32] ---
And that evening...
[05:34] ---
SOLD OUT
[05:36] ---
I mean, seriously...
[05:38] ---
When can I go home?
[05:41] ---
I'm going out to buy dinner...
[05:43] ---
It doesn't look like
I'll be going home tonight, after all!
[05:48] ---
Ultimately, I wasn't able to leave the office
and go home until two days later.
[06:07] ---
AKIRA TENDO
PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT
[06:07] ---
Oh... this must be...
[06:11] ---
...one of those
exploitative corporations.
[06:24] ---
I'm still sleep-deprived.
[06:28] ---
How long will I be away
from home this time?
[06:37] ---
All of a sudden,
I don't want to go to work.
[06:48] ---
Why am I whining?
[06:50] ---
This is nothing! Get used to it!
[06:53] ---
I chose this career!
[06:55] ---
I worked hard to get it!
[06:57] ---
Suck it up! Show some backbone!
[06:57] ---
AKIRA TENDO
PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT
[07:00] ---
Don't underestimate us jocks!
[07:03] ---
Good morning!
[07:05] ---
Our company
has many employee-friendly policies.
[07:08] ---
TENDO
[07:08] ---
Yes, well...
[07:10] ---
Annual paid vacations, naturally.
[07:12] ---
But you also get your anniversary day off,
and mental health days.
[07:15] ---
Never seen anyone use them, though.
[07:18] ---
We encourage each other
with good-natured competition.
[07:23] ---
How much unpaid overtime
did you log last month?
[07:25] ---
150 hours.
[07:27] ---
Talk to me once you pass 200.
[07:30] ---
I'm blessed with kind co-workers.
[07:32] ---
I'll cover dinner.
[07:35] ---
I might not look it,
but it's my fifth year.
[07:37] ---
I make more than you!
[07:39] ---
He treated me, but Mr.Takahashi's
take home pay is 210,000 yen.
[07:39] ---
Thank you...
[07:43] ---
Mr. Kosugi, our department chief...
[07:46] ---
Don’t come crying to me for everything!
[07:48] ---
Can't you figure it out on your own?!
[07:51] ---
What?! You made a decision without me?!
[07:54] ---
Don't go off on your own!
[07:56] ---
- Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
- He can be moody.
[07:59] ---
But he's so passionate about mentoring
that some employees are moved to tears.
[08:04] ---
Where do you think you're going, damn it?!
[08:08] ---
Everyone at the office
is very health conscious.
[08:11] ---
Talk to me when you start pissing blood.
[08:14] ---
Another day, another ulcer.
[08:17] ---
And then, in my second year...
[08:30] ---
When was the last time I took a bath?
[08:33] ---
No matter what, I'll get the last train tonight.
[08:36] ---
Tendo!
[08:37] ---
Yes?
[08:38] ---
Takahashi's out. So you take over.
[08:41] ---
Huh?
[08:42] ---
It's due by the end of the week.
[08:46] ---
Yes, sir.
[08:47] ---
YAMAKAWA, TAKAHASHI,
SAKAI
[08:47] ---
Another all-nighter confirmed.
[08:49] ---
Damn it, useless crap, honestly...
[08:55] ---
Maybe a missile
will come falling down on me...
[08:59] ---
Here, Tendo!
[09:02] ---
You worked through lunch again,
didn't you?
[09:05] ---
You have to eat.
[09:07] ---
Miss Ohtori!
[09:09] ---
Thank you very much!
[09:11] ---
The one person keeping me sane
at this company...
[09:17] ---
Miss Ohtori,
the one I'd secretly had a crush on...
[09:19] ---
-Thank you—
-Ohtori, got a minute?
[09:22] ---
Oh, yes!
[09:24] ---
See you, Tendo!
[09:26] ---
Hang in there!
[09:28] ---
Miss Ohtori was also...
[09:34] ---
Oh...
[09:35] ---
Sir, not here...
[09:37] ---
-It's okay! The walls are thick.
-Sir!
[09:41] ---
...the CEO's mistress.
[09:44] ---
TRASH
[09:44] ---
Sir...
[09:47] ---
No... Sir...
[09:52] ---
Huh. Why am I still working there?
[09:59] ---
Should I find another job?
[10:01] ---
No... Impossible.
[10:03] ---
Where would I find the time?
[10:07] ---
If I leave, the team
will have to pick up my slack.
[10:13] ---
Besides, there are worse companies
than mine in the industry...
[10:20] ---
Oh well...
[10:22] ---
Forget it...
[10:24] ---
Oh...
[10:27] ---
Excuse me...
[10:32] ---
In my third year...
[10:34] ---
Huh?
[10:35] ---
Like I said...
[10:36] ---
The managing director promised his
grandkid a role in the online commercial.
[10:41] ---
I'm sorry but can you rewrite
the scenario and include the kid?
[10:44] ---
But we've already been
through five revisions...
[10:49] ---
I see what you're saying!
[10:51] ---
Fine, then!
[10:52] ---
There are plenty
of other companies that would...
[10:54] ---
No, I'm sorry! I'll have it by today...
[10:56] ---
-You'll do it?
-Yes.
[10:58] ---
-Of course you will.
-Yes.
[10:59] ---
Please do that...
[11:00] ---
Yes...
[11:01] ---
I already signed the cast and crew
to work on a shoestring budget...
[11:06] ---
How do I make it up to them?
[11:07] ---
Why the hell are you slacking off?!
[11:10] ---
Is this harassment?
Is that what this is?!
[11:12] ---
Are you harassing your superior?!
[11:14] ---
Quit messing with me!
You idiotic, piece of...
[11:24] ---
Oh, this is blocking me.
[11:29] ---
If this wasn't here...
[11:33] ---
I wouldn't need
to go back to work tomorrow...
[11:46] ---
Running a thousand leagues!
[11:48] ---
According to witness testimony...
[11:48] ---
BREAKING: MULTIPLE BITE MARKS, MANY UNCONSCIOUS,
IN CRITICAL CONDITION
[11:51] ---
Long working hours
[11:51] ---
MIND CONTROL?! THE EVILS OF
EXPLOITATIVE CORPORATIONS!
[11:53] ---
and bullying from their higher-ups
robs employees of their will to quit,
[11:55] ---
losing even the ability
to make a simple decision....
[11:58] ---
I see...
[12:00] ---
They fall into depression, and in
the worst-case, they are driven to suicide.
[12:05] ---
Wow, exploitative companies seem like
they're hard to work for...
[12:11] ---
There's one thing that I think of
before I fall asleep...
[12:16] ---
Please let me sleep...
[12:18] ---
...and never wake up.
[12:21] ---
I don't wanna go...
[12:23] ---
I don't wanna go to work!
[12:27] ---
I don't—!
[12:35] ---
Oh...
[12:37] ---
Quit asking me each and every time!
[12:39] ---
Get out! Get out!
[12:40] ---
Go die, you piece of trash!
[12:42] ---
What?! You made a decision without me?!
[12:44] ---
Don't go off on your own!
[12:53] ---
Oh...
[12:57] ---
Damn it.
I forgot to pay for my bike space.
[13:03] ---
I wonder if the building manager is up?
[13:11] ---
Excuse me...
[13:15] ---
Excuse me...
[13:21] ---
Damn it, I'm gonna be late for work.
[13:28] ---
Excuse me...
[13:29] ---
It's about my parking fee.
[13:32] ---
I'm sorry it's late...
[14:02] ---
Huh?! H-Hey!
[14:05] ---
H-H-Hey... Wait! Wait! Wait!
[14:18] ---
What is this?
[14:20] ---
What's going on?!
[14:27] ---
Zombies...?
[14:29] ---
Zombies?!
[14:30] ---
I mean, those are zombies, right?
[14:34] ---
What do I do?
[14:36] ---
What do I do?!
[14:37] ---
I mean, if this keeps up
[14:39] ---
I'm gonna be late for work!
[14:54] ---
Wait...
[14:57] ---
So...
[15:00] ---
Could this...
[15:04] ---
Does this mean...
[15:07] ---
Starting today...
[15:09] ---
I don't have to go to work anymore?
[15:15] ---
I'm...
[15:18] ---
...free!
[15:56] ---
Until yesterday, I saw the world
in monochrome, shrouded in a black cloud.
[16:03] ---
Blue skies!
[16:04] ---
Green trees!
[16:06] ---
Bright red blood!
[16:08] ---
It's been so long...
[16:11] ---
I'd forgotten the world
was so full of color!
[16:16] ---
I'm just so happy...
[16:19] ---
...to have a day off from work!
[16:31] ---
Now then, what to do today?
[16:36] ---
I was gonna get my motorcycle license
when I had some time off...
[16:41] ---
I could go to Yakushima.
[16:43] ---
Or go skydiving...
[16:45] ---
Or I could start day drinking
and binge movies all day!
[16:51] ---
I've had a ton a things I've wanted to do!
[16:54] ---
And now I can do them all, starting today!
[17:08] ---
I wonder if Miss Ohtori's all right.
[17:17] ---
Who cares if she's someone's side chick?
[17:20] ---
I'd rather get eaten by zombies
than regret holding in these feelings...
[17:27] ---
...I've had for the past three years!
[17:42] ---
Miss Ohtori, wait for me!
[18:13] ---
EMERGENCY CONTACT LIST
SAORI OHTORI
[18:16] ---
This is it!
[18:22] ---
Damn it, I'm starting to get cold feet!
[18:25] ---
Is it creepy if a coworker you've never
hung out with suddenly shows up at your house?
[18:29] ---
Yeah, it's definitely creepy.
[18:32] ---
No! This is just a safety check
during an emergency!
[18:50] ---
It's open...?!
[18:53] ---
M-Miss Ohtori?
[18:56] ---
I-I came to check if you're...
[19:06] ---
Boss...
[19:12] ---
Sir!
[19:13] ---
I have something important to tell you.
[19:15] ---
Do you have a minute?
[19:20] ---
The long, hard hours at work
have been overwhelming,
[19:22] ---
and it's made me forget
what living like a human is.
[19:24] ---
I don't even know why
I'm working anymore.
[19:29] ---
Anyway, it pains me to say this...
[19:33] ---
...but it's time I regain control
over my life.
[19:36] ---
So, I've made up my mind
to resign as of today!
[19:40] ---
I know I was inexperienced in many ways,
but you mentored me until today...
[19:43] ---
For that, I'm very grateful.
[19:47] ---
I know this is selfish of me...
[19:50] ---
But please, accept my resignation!
[19:54] ---
Thank you very much!
[19:58] ---
-A comeback try!
-Go! Go! Akira!
[20:01] ---
Yay!
[20:17] ---
Miss Ohtori!
[20:58] ---
From the moment...
[21:00] ---
I saw you on my first day at work...
[21:04] ---
I've always...
[21:06] ---
always, always...
[21:13] ---
Been completely in love with you!
[21:30] ---
Goodbye...
[21:32] ---
my first love.
[21:48] ---
Ah, that hits the spot.
[21:56] ---
Tomorrow, the day after, next week...
[21:59] ---
I don't have to go to work
ever again. It's like a dream.
[22:10] ---
We could die today...
[22:13] ---
Or we could die 60 years from now...
[22:18] ---
Either way, there's never enough time
to do all the things we want.
[22:24] ---
In that case, I'm...
[22:27] ---
I'm gonna...!
[22:44] ---
ONE HUNDRED THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[22:45] ---
From the outset, it’s a ban-banging upset!
[22:47] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[22:50] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[22:52] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[22:55] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[22:58] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[23:00] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[23:03] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast,
break up the status quo with the paranormal
[23:05] ---
Am I a fool for longing for these things?
[23:07] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[23:09] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[23:11] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[23:15] ---
Sooner or later, life will come to an end
[23:18] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
[23:21] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[23:24] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[23:29] ---
Do what you wanna do
[23:32] ---
Every night, every time
[23:35] ---
Let’s live until we’ve had our fill of fun
[23:44] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[23:47] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[23:49] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[23:52] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[24:01] ---
Next time: Bucket List of the Dead
E2 - Bucket List of the Dead
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[00:04] ---
What?
[00:05] ---
You woke up with a 100-degree fever?
[00:08] ---
So what about it?
[00:10] ---
Oh man, I wonder
if we'll make our deadline?
[00:15] ---
You feel like you're gonna die
from overwork?
[00:17] ---
Come talk to me
when you're actually dead!
[00:20] ---
No one leaves until we're all done!
[00:23] ---
Quit dozing off, Tendo!
[00:25] ---
Get up, you jerk!
[00:27] ---
I'm sorry, Chief!
[00:34] ---
What the?
[00:39] ---
Oh yeah, I...
[00:42] ---
...don't have to go to work anymore.
[00:56] ---
Good morning!
[00:59] ---
I'm spending my 3 years worth
of vacation time starting today!
[01:02] ---
I'm gonna have so much fun!
[01:08] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:11] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:14] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:17] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:22] ---
From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
[01:24] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[01:27] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[01:29] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[01:32] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[01:35] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[01:37] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[01:39] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[01:42] ---
Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
[01:44] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[01:46] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[01:48] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[01:52] ---
Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
[01:55] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
[01:58] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[02:01] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[02:06] ---
Do what you wanna do
[02:09] ---
Every night, every time
[02:12] ---
Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
[02:21] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:23] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:26] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:29] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:53] ---
All right!
[02:54] ---
Three years' worth of cleaning, done!
[02:59] ---
Clean house...
[03:00] ---
...clean mind, huh?
[03:03] ---
I can't remember the last time
I felt this good!
[03:10] ---
All right!
[03:13] ---
I've been looking forward to this!
[03:28] ---
This is so good! It's too good!
[03:30] ---
Who knew skipping work and drinking beer
first thing in the morning would taste so good?!
[03:34] ---
This is holy water!
[03:36] ---
No! It's the drink of the gods!
[03:39] ---
The guilty pleasure of drinking beer
on what would normally be a work day!
[03:43] ---
The freedom from work and obligation!
[03:46] ---
If this isn't heaven,
then I don't know what is!
[03:54] ---
This is aerial footage of Tokyo!
[03:56] ---
Fires are blazing everywhere!
[03:59] ---
I still can't believe this is happening!
[04:03] ---
Even our studio is in danger
of being overrun by workers
[04:06] ---
who have turned into the living dead!
[04:09] ---
Internet and telecommunications
are down,
[04:11] ---
and there's been no word
from the government!
[04:15] ---
Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning—
[04:17] ---
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
[04:22] ---
But... I guess...
[04:24] ---
things are pretty bad in the world.
[04:28] ---
I wonder what's going to happen from now...
[04:32] ---
But for me, today is all about beer!
[04:35] ---
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
[04:36] ---
I'm gonna stay put in my room
with a cold one in my hand...
[04:39] ---
...and embrace my inner degenerate
and rejuvenate myself after three years!
[04:44] ---
That's what I've decided!
[04:49] ---
They're gone!
[04:52] ---
Huh? No way! What?!
[04:55] ---
They're all gone!
[04:57] ---
Don't tell me that was the last one!
[04:59] ---
I'm out...
[05:04] ---
Of all the times to run out!
[05:07] ---
But I was gonna slack off today!
[05:10] ---
Now I have to go on a beer run?!
[05:24] ---
What a pain in the ass...
[05:28] ---
But...
[05:29] ---
I can't bum around...
[05:32] ---
...without you!
[05:37] ---
I've got no choice...
[05:39] ---
KOSAKA
[05:42] ---
The police... the JSDF...
No one's coming to help us.
[05:46] ---
What are we supposed to do?!
[05:49] ---
Don't give up.
[05:51] ---
If we can hold out
for just one more day...
[05:53] ---
How do we do that in this situation?
[05:55] ---
How do we survive?!
[05:59] ---
It's over.
[06:00] ---
It's the end of the world!
[06:03] ---
Damn it!
[06:04] ---
What the hell do we do?
[06:06] ---
Someone!
[06:08] ---
Anyone! Help...
[06:20] ---
W-What's wrong?! Is it zombies?!
[06:24] ---
Wh-Who are you?!
[06:25] ---
What are you doing?
[06:26] ---
S-Sorry!
[06:28] ---
The stairwell in my building
was crawling with zombies, so...
[06:31] ---
Anyway, come in!
[06:33] ---
We're still safe here.
[06:34] ---
Huh?
[06:35] ---
No, it's okay.
[06:37] ---
I have to go out for a bit...
[06:39] ---
Huh?
[06:40] ---
Oh...
[06:41] ---
I'm Akira Tendo! I live
in the apartment building next door.
[06:45] ---
It must be fate meeting
here like this! Nice to meet you!
[06:49] ---
Huh?
[06:50] ---
Oh, yes... I'm Kosaka.
[06:55] ---
By the way,
I'm going to the convenience store.
[06:57] ---
Want me to bring you some stuff
like some instant noodles? Flashlights?
[07:03] ---
Uh, yes please....
That would be great...
[07:06] ---
If you can... toilet paper!
The two-ply kind!
[07:09] ---
Okay!
[07:23] ---
W-Whoa!
[07:26] ---
Looks like their numbers
have grown since yesterday!
[07:30] ---
Even if I'm on a bike, if a bunch of them
surround me, I may not be able to get away.
[07:34] ---
But even so...
[07:36] ---
I'd rather get eaten by zombies...
[07:39] ---
...than go a second without beer!
[07:57] ---
Beer! Beer!
[07:59] ---
All you can drink!
[08:07] ---
Beer! Beer!
[08:10] ---
Any and every kind of beer...
[08:16] ---
Huh?!
[08:27] ---
A... survivor?!
[08:31] ---
Wait! I was singing
a super weird song just now!
[08:35] ---
So embarrassing!
[08:36] ---
She must think I'm a weirdo!
Yeah, I'm sure she does!
[08:38] ---
Oh, no! I scared the Kosakas earlier too.
I'd better try not to scare her.
[08:45] ---
H-Hello...
[08:47] ---
Are you out shopping too?
[08:50] ---
It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
[08:57] ---
Um...
[09:00] ---
Uh...
[09:03] ---
I was gonna loaf around and drink
all day at home, until I ran out of beer.
[09:09] ---
Huh?! Wha—?!
[09:11] ---
Oh!
[09:14] ---
Hey, excuse me!
[09:17] ---
Since we happened to meet like this...
[09:22] ---
Do you want to, uh...
[09:24] ---
Exchange contact info?
[09:27] ---
Oh... Umm... In that case...
[09:31] ---
Not that it's my business or anything...
[09:34] ---
But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy
[09:37] ---
something nonessential is definitely
not what I call a high priority task.
[09:41] ---
P-Prio...?
[09:45] ---
I can't see myself teaming up with someone
who doesn't know how to analyze risk.
[09:51] ---
Huh?!
[09:52] ---
I'd prefer not
to lower my chances of survival.
[09:56] ---
Hey!
[09:57] ---
So, I'll have to pass
on giving you my contact info.
[10:02] ---
Miss...! Watch out!
[10:08] ---
What?!
[10:43] ---
Th-Thank you, Miss—
[10:45] ---
Hey, my bike!!
[10:47] ---
Oh...
[10:50] ---
I see...
[10:51] ---
I need to analyze risk, huh?
[10:55] ---
I guess stuff that you see
in zombie movies...
[10:58] ---
...really does happen.
[11:05] ---
She was badass and pretty, too.
[11:11] ---
I wonder...
[11:12] ---
if I'll see her again.
[11:14] ---
Damn it, now's not the time for that!
[11:18] ---
I gotta make a run for it back home!
Nope, that's impossible!
[11:21] ---
What am I gonna do?
[11:24] ---
I gotta find something!
[11:27] ---
Huh?
[11:32] ---
Now this is an upgrade!
[11:35] ---
I forgot this all started during rush hour.
[11:37] ---
It's littered everywhere with bikes
and scooters with keys still in them.
[11:41] ---
With this,
I can travel much easier than a bike.
[11:46] ---
Hold on.
[11:47] ---
Maybe...
[11:49] ---
There's an even better upgrade!
[11:55] ---
Huh?!
[11:58] ---
Yeah!
[12:01] ---
Now this...
[12:02] ---
is the ultimate upgrade!
[12:23] ---
Whew!
[12:25] ---
I'm stocked up on beer, met a cute girl...
[12:29] ---
And even got the motorcycle of my dreams!
[12:32] ---
Today was the best!
[12:36] ---
I'm back, Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka!
[12:39] ---
I got plenty of beer
if you want to join me for a drink...
[12:56] ---
Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka?
[13:15] ---
We could die today...
[13:17] ---
Or we could die 60 years from now.
[13:22] ---
Either way, there's never enough time
to do all the things we want.
[13:33] ---
Life's too short to avoid taking risks.
[13:46] ---
When I was a kid, there were
so many things I wanted to do.
[13:51] ---
1.CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
[13:51] ---
But I always found one excuse or another,
and ended up not doing those things.
[13:53] ---
1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
[13:58] ---
I've decided to take a three year vacation
to have as much fun as I can.
[14:04] ---
1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
2. CLEAN MY ROOM
[14:04] ---
If I have to go on living
without doing the things I want to do,
[14:06] ---
3. LOAF AROUND AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY
4. RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
[14:08] ---
I'd rather be eaten by zombies.
[14:15] ---
5. TRY OUT DREADLOCKS
[14:21] ---
WINE AND DINE...
[14:27] ---
17. RIDE IN AN RV
18. GO STAY AT-HOME...
[14:39] ---
I only have 30?
[14:43] ---
Things I wanna do...
[14:44] ---
Things I wanna do, huh?
[14:47] ---
Now that I've quit...
[14:49] ---
What I’ve really wanted to do is...
[15:19] ---
31. GO HOME AND SPEND TIME WITH MY PARENTS
[15:26] ---
32. WITH MY BEST BUD...
[15:29] ---
33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
[15:38] ---
Okay...
[15:40] ---
Yeah.
[15:42] ---
Done!
[15:47] ---
100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[16:11] ---
This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.
[16:15] ---
Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.
[16:20] ---
-I repeat... This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.
[16:22] ---
-...Internet and telecommunications
are down,
[16:25] ---
and there's been no word
from the government!
[16:27] ---
-Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.
[16:28] ---
-Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning...
[16:46] ---
Hello? Hello?
[16:49] ---
I can't contact the main office
in L.A. either...
[16:52] ---
Situation's looking critical.
[16:57] ---
Secure food and water.
[16:58] ---
1. SECURE FOOD AND WATER
[17:00] ---
Acquire a sustainable energy source.
[17:02] ---
Maintain mental stability.
[17:03] ---
Continue regular exercise.
[17:05] ---
100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[17:06] ---
Minimize sugar intake.
[17:28] ---
Yes!
[17:30] ---
I finally did it!
[17:33] ---
I...
[17:35] ---
I escaped!
[17:38] ---
I got away!
[17:43] ---
I see...
[17:46] ---
So there are two types in movies...
slow and fast zombies.
[17:51] ---
Walking.
[17:53] ---
Walking.
[17:55] ---
Running.
[17:59] ---
That solid body-type
looks extremely dangerous.
[18:02] ---
Walking.
[18:03] ---
Walking.
[18:04] ---
Running.
[18:07] ---
Walking... walking...
[18:10] ---
Dangerous.
[18:11] ---
Both types are in this
current zombie pandemic.
[18:16] ---
If you can identity
[18:17] ---
which type when you encounter one,
your chances of survival increases drastically.
[18:25] ---
I need...
[18:26] ---
raw data after all.
[18:33] ---
I need to gather certain supplies
before the number of infected spikes again.
[18:39] ---
What area is the least risky
in this neighborhood?
[18:47] ---
Camera... check.
[19:16] ---
A survivor?
[19:19] ---
He doesn't seem to be infected.
[19:21] ---
Beer! Beer!
[19:23] ---
Any and every kind of beer...
[19:27] ---
Huh?
[19:37] ---
He seems harmless...
[19:38] ---
Wait, there may be zombies behind him...
[19:43] ---
-I knew it...
-H-Hello...
[19:45] ---
They're far enough behind, but I should
get what I need quickly and leave.
[19:50] ---
It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
[19:52] ---
He's a classic case
[19:53] ---
of a short-sighted person who's unable
to think beyond the present moment.
[19:59] ---
How did someone like him
end up surviving this long?
[20:02] ---
It just doesn't make sense.
[20:07] ---
This sound...
[20:09] ---
A car horn?
[20:10] ---
Not good! It'll attract zombies.
[20:13] ---
If I go out now, there's a high possibility
of getting attacked.
[20:17] ---
A barricade?
No, there's not enough time.
[20:21] ---
So, how do I get through?
[20:26] ---
What's going on?
[20:27] ---
They're going wild!
[20:30] ---
This route...
[20:32] ---
is passable!
[20:34] ---
Not that it's my business or anything...
[20:37] ---
But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy something nonessential
[20:40] ---
is definitely not what I call
a high priority task.
[20:44] ---
-P-Prio...?
-So now...
[20:48] ---
I'll get as many as possible to follow me...
[20:50] ---
-H-Hey!
-and if I can just get the timing right...
[20:52] ---
Miss...! Watch out!
[20:54] ---
Huh?
[20:58] ---
Don't!
[20:59] ---
That position is...
[21:02] ---
What?
[21:17] ---
A runaway truck driven
by a zombie crashes into them...
[21:22] ---
What a magnificently perfect zombie trope.
[21:25] ---
Well...
[21:26] ---
I guess even crappy blockbusters...
[21:29] ---
can have some useful ideas.
[21:36] ---
Water has been secured.
[21:38] ---
Food, power, and fuel have been secured.
[21:41] ---
I managed to get data too.
[21:42] ---
It could be better, but...
[21:45] ---
this is great.
[21:47] ---
The patterns in the behavior of the zombies
that I encountered today...
[21:56] ---
Beer! Beer!
[21:59] ---
Who knew a single beer could make
someone that happy in a state of emergency?
[22:13] ---
SAKURA MOCHI
[22:15] ---
6. MINIMIZE SUGAR INTAKE
[22:20] ---
Oh well...
[22:22] ---
Maybe I should have grabbed
that sakura mochi after all.
[22:28] ---
100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[22:40] ---
Being bored
[22:42] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:44] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:46] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:48] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:52] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:56] ---
Life & Death
[22:57] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[23:00] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:04] ---
One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:07] ---
Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
[23:12] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:15] ---
You can leave the key behind
[23:17] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:21] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:23] ---
Has to have something
[23:25] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:27] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:29] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:31] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:35] ---
Living on a whim
[23:37] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:40] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:43] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:46] ---
We can take detours
[23:48] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:50] ---
Until the day everything ends
[24:01] ---
Next time: Best Friend of the Dead
E3 - Best Friend of the Dead
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[00:01] ---
#2. KAITO
#3. HARUKI
[00:03] ---
Why?
[00:03] ---
#1. SHOU
[00:07] ---
Why is this happening?
[00:09] ---
CLUB SHOU-TIME
[00:10] ---
Dad...
[00:12] ---
Mom...
[00:18] ---
Are you all right?
[00:21] ---
You've really hung in there...
[00:23] ---
There's nothing to be afraid of here.
[00:26] ---
Anyway, get some rest for now.
[00:31] ---
Manager...
[00:34] ---
They've come again.
[00:38] ---
I'm sorry!
[00:39] ---
There's a small meeting I need to attend.
[00:42] ---
Let's take the time to talk again later.
[00:45] ---
You can wait by yourself, can't you?
[00:54] ---
It'll be all right.
[00:58] ---
I'll definitely come back.
[00:59] ---
It's a promise.
[01:03] ---
Okay.
[01:18] ---
Let's do this.
[01:19] ---
Yeah!
[01:24] ---
Hang in there.
[01:26] ---
CLUB SHOU-TIME
THIRD GENERATION
[01:29] ---
Hurry, give me another one!
[01:31] ---
Okay!
[01:32] ---
Don't do it, Akemi! Sto—
[01:37] ---
Damn it.
[01:40] ---
I wanted to become number one...
just like Shou...
[01:45] ---
Let's do whatever it takes
to protect this place!
[01:47] ---
Put some spirit into it!
[01:48] ---
CLUB SHOU-TIME
[01:49] ---
Yeah!
[02:13] ---
Phew...
[02:14] ---
It's been a while
since I was last here, but...
[02:16] ---
Shinjuku is just as I expected it to be.
[02:19] ---
It's really packed here.
[02:22] ---
But, I know you wouldn't
just lay down and die!
[02:27] ---
Wait for me, Kencho!
[02:35] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:38] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:41] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:44] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:49] ---
From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
[02:51] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[02:54] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[02:56] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[02:59] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[03:02] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[03:04] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[03:06] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[03:09] ---
Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
[03:11] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[03:13] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[03:15] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[03:19] ---
Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
[03:22] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
[03:25] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[03:28] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[03:33] ---
Do what you wanna do
[03:36] ---
Every night, every time
[03:39] ---
Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
[03:48] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:51] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:53] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:56] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[04:12] ---
Now that I've quit,
I can grow any kind of beard I want.
[04:16] ---
I wonder if there's any way
I can get it to grow in any cooler...
[04:25] ---
AS ATTRACTIVE AS WALKING...
ACCESSORIES FOR...
[04:33] ---
Nope, no way.
[04:37] ---
9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
10. GROW A COOL BEARD
[04:37] ---
I'm shaving it.
[04:43] ---
What should I do today?
[04:52] ---
Oh?
[04:56] ---
It's working!
[04:59] ---
I've got messages!
[05:02] ---
The internet must be back up!
[05:07] ---
Come to think of it,
for the past three years,
[05:09] ---
I was so bogged down with work that
I've had to turn down invite after invite.
[05:15] ---
BEEN FOREVER! YOU GOOD?
[05:16] ---
There are tons of people that
I'd like to see after all this time!
[05:18] ---
I QUIT MY JOB! NEED A SURFING BUDDY RYUJI?
[05:46] ---
Oh right.
[05:49] ---
I can only use my phone now
because internet traffic is down.
[05:56] ---
Which means
there aren't as many people using it.
[06:03] ---
I sacrificed time I could have spent
with friends, for what?
[06:06] ---
What good did all that overtime do me?
[06:12] ---
HIROJI YUUTO NAOKI KENCHO
[06:14] ---
You should just quit already!
[06:21] ---
KENCHO
[06:21] ---
Kencho...
[06:25] ---
There's no way a guy like you
would just lay down and die.
[07:04] ---
I knew it. It's no good.
[07:06] ---
There's no way out!
[07:25] ---
Nothing but water for three days.
[07:30] ---
Worst of all...
[07:37] ---
I've been stuck in here with this monster.
[07:41] ---
I'm losing my goddamn mind!
[07:46] ---
That said...
[07:48] ---
I'm glad my drunk ass just happened
to pick the bondage room.
[07:58] ---
Damn it.
[07:59] ---
I'm starving.
[08:01] ---
And I'm so exhausted by all this.
[08:07] ---
Is this how this all ends for me?
[08:13] ---
In some stupid place like this?
[08:21] ---
Hey, that's wild!
[08:27] ---
-Why am I thinking of him now?
-My sides hurt!
[08:33] ---
Oh... that's right...
[08:36] ---
You always laughed
at my stupid jokes, didn't you?
[08:41] ---
-Do it again! I want to film it!
-Those were the days! In college…
[08:58] ---
Is that you, Akira?
[08:59] ---
Whoa! You picked up!
[09:01] ---
Kencho, you're alive!
[09:03] ---
It's been a while! Has it really been a year
since we last went out for drinks?
[09:08] ---
Y-Yeah...
[09:10] ---
What's wrong?
[09:11] ---
You don't sound down!
[09:13] ---
Uh, well... why do you sound so hyped?
[09:18] ---
I'll tell you all about it when we meet!
[09:21] ---
Where are you right now?
[09:22] ---
I'm in Shinjuku.
[09:24] ---
Okay! Shinjuku! I'll be right over!
[09:27] ---
No, it's impossible.
[09:29] ---
The place is swarming with zombies.
Just forget about me!
[09:32] ---
It'll be fine! It'll be fine!
[09:35] ---
Anyway, text me your address!
[09:36] ---
-Huh? You—
-Bye!
[09:44] ---
Back in college, Kencho and I
[09:46] ---
went through a lot together
during our four years in the rugby club.
[09:50] ---
He was a handsome, smooth talker.
[09:51] ---
But despite being popular, he'd go
all-out to be the life of the party.
[09:57] ---
He was my closest friend.
[10:02] ---
He became a big-time real
estate agent after college.
[10:07] ---
With his natural talent for communication,
things were smooth sailing for him at his job.
[10:12] ---
Yesterday, I was entertaining
some Diet members!
[10:15] ---
Those guys spend money
on a whole other level!
[10:19] ---
Oh, that's right.
[10:20] ---
Check out my new girlfriend.
[10:23] ---
She's a model!
[10:26] ---
-Took a day trip to Paris last weekend.
[10:28] ---
-Meanwhile...
[10:29] ---
My soul was getting crushed in the gears
of an exploitative corporation.
[10:34] ---
So I didn't have the patience to listen
to other people's success stories.
[10:43] ---
What's the deal with your company?!
[10:45] ---
It's super exploitative!
[10:46] ---
Just walk away!
[10:48] ---
You should just quit already!
[10:55] ---
What the hell...
[10:58] ---
I'm seriously struggling, here.
[11:01] ---
My serious advice is that you should quit!
[11:04] ---
Staying with a company
like that is stupid.
[11:07] ---
You're just an idiot!
[11:09] ---
And you're being obnoxious with all
your bragging about your personal life!
[11:13] ---
You should stop doing that!
[11:19] ---
-Bartender!
-Bartender!
[11:20] ---
-Check please!
-Check please!
[11:27] ---
Wait for me, Kencho!
[11:30] ---
I'm on my way!
[11:48] ---
So, this is the end, huh?
[11:54] ---
Considering my life...
[11:56] ---
It's a pretty great way to go out.
[12:01] ---
I'm sorry...
[12:02] ---
I couldn't keep my promise.
[12:22] ---
What happened?
[12:25] ---
Am I... safe?
[12:32] ---
What's that noise?
[12:56] ---
All right!
[13:01] ---
Okay!
[13:10] ---
What's happening?
[13:14] ---
The zombies are gone?
[13:16] ---
What's going on here?
[13:49] ---
Kencho...
[13:55] ---
Akira...
[14:00] ---
You really came.
[14:03] ---
Kencho!
[14:14] ---
You were right this whole time!
[14:16] ---
I should have just quit
a company like that!
[14:20] ---
But instead of listening to your advice...
[14:24] ---
I got jealous of how
successful and happy you were.
[14:29] ---
I got annoyed
and took my anger out on you!
[14:33] ---
Even though we're friends...
I'm sorry!
[14:37] ---
I really am! I'm sorry!
[14:45] ---
You... came all this way...
[14:49] ---
just to tell me that?
[14:51] ---
I'm really sorry!
[14:54] ---
W-Well...
[14:57] ---
How should I say this?
[15:00] ---
I should...
[15:04] ---
They're back!
[15:06] ---
I shouldn't have shouted!
[15:07] ---
Our only chance is to go up!
[15:14] ---
Kencho! Behind you!
[15:18] ---
It's no good! It's not gonna hold!
[15:20] ---
Hang in there!
[15:29] ---
That won't be enough.
[15:31] ---
They'll get through soon!
[15:35] ---
What should we do?
[15:37] ---
What should we do?
[15:39] ---
What should we do?
[15:40] ---
What should we do?
[15:42] ---
What should we do?
[15:44] ---
Ugh, damn it!
[15:46] ---
What should we do, Akira?!
[15:49] ---
Hey, Akira!
[15:54] ---
We jump.
[16:00] ---
The next building over
is close enough to leap across.
[16:03] ---
What? No way...
[16:05] ---
We can't make that distance!
[16:06] ---
That's impossible!
[16:10] ---
Hey... Akira?
[16:13] ---
Guess we'll find out by jumping!
[16:19] ---
Akira!
[16:33] ---
A-Are you all right?!
[16:38] ---
How'd you like that?!
[16:40] ---
How'd I like it?!
[16:42] ---
You've got balls of steel, man!
[16:44] ---
Hurry up and get over here!
[17:00] ---
Kencho?
[17:05] ---
Akira...
[17:07] ---
I know you came all this way
to save me, but I'm sorry.
[17:14] ---
I don't think... I can jump that.
[17:21] ---
Before the end, there's something
I want to tell you, Akira.
[17:25] ---
The truth is...
[17:30] ---
I didn't enjoy my job at all.
[17:37] ---
Day after day, I had to smile at people
while lying to their faces.
[17:41] ---
I tricked them into bad contracts.
[17:45] ---
The praise from the higher-ups,
the company's acknowledgement...
[17:52] ---
The gorgeous models I dated...
[17:54] ---
Dining out with big-time politicians
and famous athletes...
[18:00] ---
...didn't make me happy at all.
[18:07] ---
Hey, Akira!
[18:09] ---
I was just showing off!
[18:12] ---
I was just lying to myself
to feel less empty inside.
[18:14] ---
So, I pretended like I was having fun.
[18:17] ---
I was a horrible person...
always bragging!
[18:21] ---
I'm the one who needs to say I'm sorry!
[18:24] ---
I really am!
[18:26] ---
I'm sorry!
[18:30] ---
Well, that makes sense.
[18:34] ---
That fun-loving panache of yours
[18:36] ---
always came through to make sure
we were all having fun!
[18:43] ---
That's right!
[18:45] ---
I wanted a job where I could
sincerely entertain my clients.
[18:53] ---
I actually...
[18:56] ---
wanted to be a stand-up comic!
[19:07] ---
In that case...
[19:09] ---
Just quit already
and become one right now!
[19:20] ---
Take it from me!
[19:22] ---
You should always listen to your friends
when they give you advice!
[19:25] ---
If you're a stand-up comic, get ready
and show me you can jump that distance!
[19:31] ---
Y-Yeah!
[20:14] ---
Hey, Akira! Give me a hand!
[20:17] ---
This time, it isn't a joke!
[20:20] ---
Is this how I'm going to die?!
[20:23] ---
Completely buck naked?!
[20:34] ---
Akira!
[20:36] ---
Up you go!
[20:47] ---
What's the matter, Kencho?!
[20:48] ---
Were you bitten by a zombie?
[20:49] ---
I scraped...
[20:51] ---
my balls!
[20:58] ---
I didn't expect you to cry out like a baby.
[21:02] ---
And buck naked too...
[21:03] ---
You idiot.
[21:04] ---
It was highly sophisticated new material,
inspired by my rebirth as an entertainer.
[21:09] ---
New? You always do naked jokes.
[21:12] ---
I'll be doing that more often from here on.
[21:16] ---
Oh man, I'd really like to stand on a stage.
[21:20] ---
Hey, do you have
any connections from work?
[21:23] ---
Work? What's that? I've never done it.
[21:27] ---
Who's the one who looked like he was going
to die from working at an exploitative company?!
[21:30] ---
You looked worse than the zombies!
[21:33] ---
What the hell?
[21:34] ---
You?! A stand-up comic?!
[21:36] ---
What kind of comic cries?
[21:47] ---
Anyway, you were
seriously amazing today!
[21:51] ---
Guys who quit their jobs, drop everything
and move on with their lives...
[21:56] ---
tend to be really successful later on.
[21:59] ---
Like entrepreneurs or artists...
[22:03] ---
You might even be...
[22:07] ---
the guy who saves us all
from the zombie infection.
[22:15] ---
Me?
[22:16] ---
No way. That's not gonna happen.
[22:19] ---
Yeah, probably not.
[22:20] ---
That ain't happening.
[22:27] ---
Whoa, I just thought up a new bit!
[22:29] ---
It probably involves
you getting naked, doesn't it?
[22:37] ---
32. DRINK AND LAUGH WITH MY BEST BUD
33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
[22:39] ---
Being bored
[22:41] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:44] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:46] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:48] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:51] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:55] ---
Life & Death
[22:57] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[23:00] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:04] ---
One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:07] ---
Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
[23:12] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:15] ---
You can leave the key behind
[23:17] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:20] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:23] ---
Has to have something
[23:25] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:27] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:29] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:31] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:35] ---
Living on a whim
[23:37] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:39] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:43] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:46] ---
We can take detours
[23:48] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:50] ---
Until the day everything ends
[24:01] ---
Next time:
Flight Attendant of the Dead
E4 - Flight Attendant of the Dead
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[00:33] ---
Man, stay-at-home camping is the best!
[00:37] ---
You can't even tell
we're in the middle of Tokyo!
[00:40] ---
I agree.
[00:41] ---
18. GO STAY-AT-HOME CAMPING
19. PAINT AN OIL PAINTING
[00:41] ---
Oh, the food is ready,
so clear off the desk.
[00:44] ---
Sure.
[00:47] ---
Here you go.
[00:48] ---
Time to dig in!
[00:54] ---
What is this? This is super delicious!
[00:56] ---
It's seafood, but there's
something different about it!
[00:58] ---
Oh, you noticed!
[01:00] ---
The secret ingredient is ham.
[01:05] ---
That aside, you can do anything,
can't you, Kencho?
[01:08] ---
No wonder you're so popular...
[01:09] ---
You idiot.
[01:10] ---
A guy's gotta know how to cook.
[01:13] ---
No wonder you can't get a date.
[01:16] ---
Th-This damned...
That's been a pain point for me!
[01:21] ---
I'll get one! You'll see!
[01:23] ---
Yeah, yeah. Wonder when that will be?
[01:25] ---
I'll get one today!
[01:27] ---
Today? You say that, but...
[01:41] ---
Well...
[01:43] ---
Good luck!
[01:51] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:54] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:57] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:00] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:04] ---
From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
[02:07] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[02:09] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[02:12] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[02:15] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[02:18] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[02:20] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[02:22] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[02:25] ---
Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
[02:27] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[02:29] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[02:31] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[02:35] ---
Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
[02:38] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
[02:41] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[02:44] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[02:49] ---
Do what you wanna do
[02:52] ---
Every night, every time
[02:55] ---
Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
[03:04] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:06] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:09] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:12] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:18] ---
I see.
[03:20] ---
"100 Things I Want to Do
Before Becoming a Zombie," huh?
[03:22] ---
8. SEE AN AURORA
9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
[03:23] ---
That said, "wine and dine a flight attendant"?
[03:26] ---
That's aiming pretty high don't ya' think?
[03:28] ---
Quitting my job opened my eyes.
[03:29] ---
I'm gonna do everything I ever wanted.
No restrictions!
[03:33] ---
Scary how working at an exploitative
company really screws with your head, huh?
[03:38] ---
There's nowhere near a hundred here.
[03:42] ---
Hey! Mind if I add
my stuff to the list?
[03:45] ---
Huh? That's my list!
[03:47] ---
Crap! I died!
[03:49] ---
"Become a stand-up comic."
[03:52] ---
Hey! Stop it!
[03:54] ---
Now it's like I have to be one too!
[03:56] ---
33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
34. BECOME A STAND-UP COMIC
[03:58] ---
Big deal!
[04:00] ---
We'll just make this my list too.
[04:05] ---
If you didn't save me...
[04:07] ---
I'd be dead in some love hotel.
[04:10] ---
From now on,
consider me along for the ride!
[04:15] ---
Kencho.
[04:17] ---
Okay then! Can we hit up Ikebukuro?
[04:20] ---
I want a super big widescreen TV!
[04:22] ---
11. MARATHON SOME GAMES ON A WIDESCREEN TV
[04:29] ---
We're screwed, Akira.
[04:31] ---
To get into showbiz, I need to go
through a training school,
[04:34] ---
an agent, or an apprenticeship.
[04:37] ---
It seems I have a long way to go.
[04:39] ---
You don't need a mentor to teach you
how to run around naked.
[04:41] ---
Why are you assuming
that's my only bit?
[04:44] ---
Anyway, Kencho,
why do you want to be a comic?
[04:50] ---
Well...
[04:52] ---
Since I was a kid, I loved watching comedy
variety shows more than anything.
[04:56] ---
I guess...
[04:58] ---
I've always wanted to be one someday.
[05:01] ---
It was my dream.
[05:04] ---
His dream, huh?
[05:06] ---
Come to think of it,
what was my dream?
[05:10] ---
Was getting hired
by that company really my dream?
[05:14] ---
Akira!
[05:21] ---
A dead end.
[05:23] ---
We'll have to find a different route.
[05:25] ---
BIC TV
[05:25] ---
This is terrible.
[05:27] ---
My widescreen TV is just within reach!
[05:37] ---
Is that...
[05:38] ---
a tanker?!
[05:40] ---
Th-This is bad, Akira!
[05:42] ---
If that thing crashes into us...
[05:45] ---
Hey, what are we going to do?!
[05:48] ---
Akira!
[05:52] ---
Hey, come on!
[05:55] ---
What are we going to do?!
[06:12] ---
What?! H-Hey!
[06:16] ---
Don't tell me...
[06:20] ---
you're gonna go for it?!
[06:25] ---
He's going for it!
[07:09] ---
Are you serious?!
[07:10] ---
We're racing through
the underground mall on a motorcycle!
[07:13] ---
It's no good!
[07:18] ---
The underground's full of zombies too!
[07:20] ---
Kencho! On your right!
[07:22] ---
All right! If we can get through there...
[07:25] ---
...we might find an electronics store!
[07:26] ---
-That's what you care about?!
-Come on! Hurry, hurry!
[07:29] ---
Follow the scent of the TV's!
[07:32] ---
Nothing stops you!
[07:34] ---
Ready? Go!
[07:40] ---
Whoa... I'm exhausted.
[07:44] ---
Who knew buying a TV
was this much work?
[07:56] ---
Oh.
[07:57] ---
You two...
[08:00] ---
You're not infected, are you?
[08:04] ---
N-No!
[08:06] ---
Thank goodness! There are other survivors!
[08:08] ---
What are you so thankful for?
[08:11] ---
We're trapped on all sides by zombies!
[08:14] ---
We're finished.
[08:16] ---
It's over.
[08:17] ---
Why is this happening?
I can't take it anymore!
[08:23] ---
Well, they might move on
after a while.
[08:28] ---
Luckily, this is
a department store basement,
[08:30] ---
so we won't run out of food for a while.
[08:32] ---
Let's try to stay positive for now.
[08:36] ---
You're right.
[08:38] ---
BEER SPARKLING CIDER
WINE WHISKEY
[08:39] ---
That said...
[08:41] ---
I'm gonna need to drink this
to get through this.
[08:45] ---
Me too.
[08:46] ---
Do you guys want some too?
[08:48] ---
Okay. I guess we'll have some.
[08:50] ---
Here.
[08:53] ---
Since we're doing this,
want to look for some snacks?
[08:55] ---
Oh, okay!
[08:56] ---
Yeah, I'll help too!
[08:58] ---
Huh?
[09:00] ---
This place hasn't been trashed at all.
[09:02] ---
Um, I found some ham!
[09:04] ---
-Good job!
-Nice!
[09:07] ---
Anyway...
[09:09] ---
Should we introduce ourselves?
[09:12] ---
Oh, hold on a second.
I'm pretty sure there's...
[09:15] ---
Hey, Kencho.
[09:16] ---
Yeah?
[09:19] ---
This...
[09:21] ---
-Oh, I've got cups.
-Kinda feels like...
[09:22] ---
I don't need one.
[09:24] ---
-...we're wining and dining, doesn't it?
-...we're wining and dining, doesn't it?
[09:31] ---
My name is Kenichiro Ryuzaki.
[09:33] ---
This is Akira. And you are...
[09:35] ---
It's all over.
[09:37] ---
-It's all over.
-Wh-What about you?
[09:39] ---
Reika.
[09:40] ---
I'm Maki.
[09:42] ---
I'm Yukari.
[09:50] ---
We're college buddies.
[09:52] ---
What about all of you?
Are you co-workers?
[09:56] ---
Pretty much.
[09:57] ---
Our last flight was returning from LAX.
[10:00] ---
When we arrived in Japan, this happened...
[10:04] ---
D-Does that mean your profession is...
[10:07] ---
Huh?
[10:09] ---
Yeah, we're flight attendants.
[10:24] ---
I'm pretty sure we're...
[10:27] ---
It's hard to believe,
but we're definitely...
[10:31] ---
Nice to meet you!
[10:33] ---
-Wining and dining!
-Wining and dining!
[10:34] ---
-We're wining and dining flight attendants!
-We're wining and dining flight attendants!
[10:40] ---
It's all over... We're done for...
[10:44] ---
Could someone do something
about that noise?
[10:49] ---
I'll get more booze.
[10:53] ---
Wh-What should I do?
[10:55] ---
This is my chance to wine and dine
flight attendants like I've always wanted!
[10:58] ---
But they're clearly not having
a good time!
[11:01] ---
Th-This is bad!
[11:02] ---
When I was a student,
I only cared about club stuff.
[11:05] ---
When I was being exploited,
I only focused on work.
[11:08] ---
I have no idea what to do in this situation!
[11:13] ---
I can't be doing this!
[11:14] ---
I need to bring up a topic!
[11:16] ---
It doesn't matter what it is!
[11:23] ---
So!
[11:24] ---
So Yukari, do you have a boyfriend?
[11:29] ---
Are you seriously asking me that
right now?
[11:33] ---
You're right!
[11:34] ---
It's totally not the time, is it?!
[11:36] ---
Oh no, I messed up!
[11:38] ---
H-How can I turn this around?!
[11:40] ---
Oh, I know!
[11:42] ---
Kencho could do something about this!
[11:44] ---
You've got some nice nails!
[11:45] ---
How often do you get them manicured?
[11:48] ---
Once a week, no biggie.
[11:50] ---
What?!
[11:51] ---
Don't go solo on me now!
[11:53] ---
And he's even making physical contact!
[11:56] ---
Talking about their hometown
brought them even closer?!
[11:58] ---
They're in a world of their own!
[12:01] ---
I wish I had Kencho's good looks
or his way with words!
[12:09] ---
Kencho?
[12:10] ---
I love 'em!
[12:14] ---
No wonder you can't get a date.
[12:16] ---
I'll get one! You'll see!
[12:18] ---
I'll get one today!
[12:20] ---
I-I can't let it end like this.
[12:23] ---
I wanna get cozy
with a flight attendant too!
[12:27] ---
I'd rather be eaten by a zombie
[12:30] ---
than let this opportunity pass me by!
[12:33] ---
I'm Akira Tendo!
[12:35] ---
I worked for three years
at an exploitative corporation.
[12:37] ---
I've got more spirit and guts than anyone!
[12:39] ---
So now, I'm gonna
snort this tequila in one go!
[12:45] ---
C'mon... Snorting tequila?
[12:55] ---
Go for it, gofer boy! Keep on going!
[12:59] ---
I won't be outdone by him!
[13:02] ---
Yay!
[13:04] ---
That's great!
[13:06] ---
Muscles! Gonna dance now!
[13:13] ---
After that, we had a surprisingly good time.
[13:16] ---
The mysterious basket!
[13:24] ---
I probably shouldn't have tried to slam it.
[13:28] ---
I failed, but Kencho, as your friend,
I hope you score with Maki...
[13:38] ---
Excuse me...
[13:41] ---
Are you all right?
[13:47] ---
Huh?
[13:49] ---
-There's apparently a bedding store upstairs!
-Could it be...
[13:51] ---
-Maybe...
-Then, I want a king-sized bed!
[13:56] ---
Maybe...
[13:58] ---
Maybe...
[14:00] ---
I still have a chance?!
[14:08] ---
Damn it, shut up!
[14:11] ---
Anyway, the airline industry's a shadow
of its glory days!
[14:18] ---
Because of the pricing war,
our pay doesn't increase.
[14:20] ---
The only thing that does is our work hours!
[14:22] ---
Because of that, my back aches
from standing up all the time!
[14:24] ---
And it's so dry in the plane,
my complexion is awful!
[14:26] ---
Thanks to that, I've had to postpone
any ideas of getting married!
[14:31] ---
Huh?!
[14:31] ---
Don't think you can get all handsy
with a flight attendant, you bastard!
[14:35] ---
I can only keep it together because
I tell myself I'm a part of an elite group.
[14:39] ---
Don't think I'll let you screw...
[14:45] ---
What was that scream?
[14:46] ---
Did it come from downstairs?
[14:48] ---
Huh? What are you talking about?
[14:50] ---
Something doesn't seem right.
[14:52] ---
Who cares? Can we go again?
[14:54] ---
One more time!
[14:56] ---
Look, this isn't the time for...
[15:00] ---
Thanks.
[15:02] ---
I'm feeling much better now.
[15:06] ---
Thank goodness.
[15:10] ---
U-Umm!
[15:14] ---
Why were you so concerned about me?
[15:22] ---
Well, it's just...
[15:24] ---
You clearly went overboard back there.
[15:28] ---
Seeing that got me worried.
[15:30] ---
Right. Of course.
[15:31] ---
No one would ever
fall for the tequila snorter.
[15:35] ---
And to answer your question,
I do have a boyfriend.
[15:40] ---
We lost contact, but I'm sure he's alive.
And we'll find each other soon.
[15:46] ---
Thank you!
[15:47] ---
Thank you for letting me dream
even if it was brief.
[15:52] ---
But that means she was genuinely
worried and went looking for me.
[15:59] ---
What a really sweet person.
[16:02] ---
R-Reika?
[16:09] ---
Reika!
[16:10] ---
I heard you scream suddenly
so I was wondering how you were...
[16:19] ---
S-Seriously?
[16:24] ---
Reika!
[16:30] ---
Seriously?! Maki!
[16:49] ---
I killed her!
[16:50] ---
She was a zombie, but I killed her!
[16:54] ---
I-I'm sorry!
[16:56] ---
I'm really sorry!
[16:59] ---
Hold on...
[17:00] ---
Where's the old guy?
[17:03] ---
Akira, you said that you worked at
an exploitative company for three years, right?
[17:08] ---
It's my third year as well,
so I know how you feel.
[17:13] ---
The job is physically demanding
and mentally exhausting.
[17:17] ---
But I continued to do it because I believed
the passengers' lives depend on us, but...
[17:24] ---
The other day, an older man got so angry
about the flight delay,
[17:29] ---
that he called us
a bunch of flying waitresses.
[17:35] ---
That's horrible.
[17:38] ---
Those words made me question
why I worked so hard in the first place.
[17:45] ---
In the end,
[17:47] ---
it's my mistake for thinking it would
be the glamorous job of my dreams.
[17:58] ---
In my case,
I just felt I had to go job hunting
[18:03] ---
and that I needed that job.
[18:06] ---
I aspired to work at a production company
because it seemed glamorous.
[18:10] ---
But the industry was completely different
from what I thought it was.
[18:13] ---
The exploitation
was just my excuse for quitting.
[18:17] ---
But now that I think of it,
the things I aspired to do
[18:22] ---
were just things someone else wanted.
[18:25] ---
It was just a borrowed dream.
[18:32] ---
Whose dream was it
to become a flight attendant?
[18:35] ---
What?
[18:37] ---
If it's yours and you want to keep doing it,
[18:40] ---
who cares what some angry old guy thinks?
[18:49] ---
I...
[18:52] ---
I...
[19:06] ---
Yukari!
[19:16] ---
Yukari! Get up!
[19:27] ---
Yukari...
[19:29] ---
It's fine.
[19:32] ---
Hurry. Get going.
[19:35] ---
No...
[19:36] ---
I can't do that, Yukari.
[19:37] ---
Not after everything that we talked about.
[19:40] ---
I want to do more of that!
[19:42] ---
Yukari!
[19:45] ---
Earlier, when I was rubbing your back,
I remembered...
[19:51] ---
I remembered my first flight as a kid.
[19:54] ---
I was so miserable from being airsick.
[19:57] ---
But a flight attendant
gently rubbed my back.
[20:03] ---
That made me so happy that I wanted
to become like her when I grew up.
[20:15] ---
So, this was my dream.
[20:18] ---
And I really do love my job.
[20:22] ---
Your dream, huh?
[20:26] ---
That's great!
[20:27] ---
I hope I find my dream job too!
[20:37] ---
You know...
[20:39] ---
Today felt...
[20:42] ---
Like a real party.
[20:44] ---
It was fun, wasn't it?
[20:55] ---
Kencho...
[20:57] ---
I've been looking for you, Akira!
[20:59] ---
Maki's after me!
We gotta get outta here!
[21:02] ---
But check this out!
[21:05] ---
A widescreen TV!
[21:09] ---
How's this?
[21:10] ---
Nabbed one for you!
[21:18] ---
That's a great find, Kencho!
[21:20] ---
All right! The zombies went off somewhere!
[21:23] ---
Let's split!
[21:34] ---
And after that, Maki went
and turned into a zombie, too.
[21:40] ---
I think I've been traumatized
by flight attendants.
[21:43] ---
8. SEE AN AURORA
9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
[21:44] ---
10. GROW A COOL BEARD
11. MARATHON SOME GAMES ON A WIDESCREEN TV
[21:58] ---
I've always wanted to be one someday.
[22:01] ---
It was my dream.
[22:04] ---
So, this was my dream.
[22:07] ---
And I really do love my job.
[22:17] ---
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
[22:27] ---
All right!
[22:36] ---
Being bored
[22:38] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:41] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:43] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:45] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:48] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:52] ---
Life & Death
[22:54] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[22:57] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:01] ---
One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:04] ---
Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
[23:09] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:12] ---
You can leave the key behind
[23:14] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:17] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:20] ---
Has to have something
[23:22] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:24] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:26] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:28] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:32] ---
Living on a whim
[23:34] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:36] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:40] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:43] ---
We can take detours
[23:45] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:47] ---
Until the day everything ends
[24:01] ---
Next time, Hero of the Dead.
E5 - Hero of the Dead
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[00:03] ---
-Hey!
-We get it already!
[00:05] ---
-Let go!
-We give up!
[00:07] ---
Sorry for picking on his dog!
[00:09] ---
We won't do it again!
[00:11] ---
Damn it! What the hell?
He's just a kid!
[00:14] ---
Let's get going already!
[00:18] ---
Thank you, Akira!
[00:27] ---
The evils of the world
can't stand up to me!
[00:32] ---
The Superhero of Justice!
[00:34] ---
Just leave it to Akiraiger!
[00:59] ---
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
[01:03] ---
Hey, Akira, this is really bad.
All of Japan's like this, for real!
[01:03] ---
SO MUCH FOR OSAKA 125 LIKES
[01:04] ---
THIS IS SERIOUSLY BAD. HELP.
[01:08] ---
I don't think there are
any urban areas, or rather,
[01:11] ---
anywhere in the country
that's safe anymore.
[01:16] ---
It seems that the Self-Defense Force
managed to isolate them in Hokkaido!
[01:20] ---
And a number of villages in the mountains
were able to seal off access tunnels!
[01:24] ---
That means my family might still be safe.
[01:27] ---
They're in Gunma,
"Kanto's best kept secret"!
[01:36] ---
So, why did you decide to go blond?
[01:39] ---
Seeing how you're doing
what you've always wanted,
[01:41] ---
I figured I needed to do the same.
[01:44] ---
Kinda like my way of saying
I'm exiting the grind.
[01:47] ---
Besides, if I'm gonna become a comic,
[01:49] ---
this should make an impact, right?
[01:57] ---
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
[02:01] ---
Hey, Kencho...
[02:05] ---
I'm...
[02:07] ---
thinking of becoming a superhero.
[02:13] ---
I said, I want to become a superh--
[02:16] ---
I heard you the first time.
[02:19] ---
By superhero do you mean like Spider-Man?
[02:23] ---
That's right!
[02:24] ---
This morning, I remembered
something from my childhood.
[02:28] ---
And that was...
[02:29] ---
Go! That's it!
[02:32] ---
To fight danger and save those in need
in a kickass costume, without a reward.
[02:39] ---
That was the kind of hero
I dreamed of becoming!
[02:43] ---
Good idea right?
You only live once, right?
[02:46] ---
A hero of justice who saves people
from zombies!
[02:49] ---
Would it be all right if I do it?
[02:52] ---
Sure, if you want.
But you can't fly or shoot webs.
[02:57] ---
Good point!
[02:59] ---
I've been doing research
on ways to fight zombies!
[03:03] ---
That's how I discovered this!
[03:08] ---
Now I get it.
[03:09] ---
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
[03:10] ---
So that's it.
[03:11] ---
Come on, let's go, Kencho!
[03:13] ---
Let's begin preparations!
[03:15] ---
What? Right now?
[03:17] ---
Hey, at least let me get something to eat!
[03:17] ---
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
36. BECOME A SUPERHERO
[03:24] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:27] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:30] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:33] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:37] ---
From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
[03:40] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[03:42] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[03:45] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[03:48] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[03:51] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[03:53] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[03:55] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[03:58] ---
Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
[04:00] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[04:02] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[04:04] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[04:08] ---
Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
[04:11] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
[04:14] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[04:17] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[04:22] ---
Do what you wanna do
[04:25] ---
Every night, every time
[04:28] ---
Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
[04:37] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[04:39] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[04:42] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[04:45] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[04:53] ---
BRED IN CAPTIVITY FOR THE
FIRST TIME!
[04:55] ---
I haven't been to one of these
since I was a kid.
[04:57] ---
Yeah!
[04:58] ---
The aquarium, huh?
[05:05] ---
Whoa.
[05:07] ---
It's in pretty bad shape, isn't it?
[05:17] ---
I'd be pissing myself right now
if this was still day one of the outbreak.
[05:25] ---
Hey, doesn't it feel strangely exciting
walking in the backrooms of the aquarium?
[05:30] ---
I know what you mean!
[05:31] ---
That feeling you're doing something
you shouldn't is kind of thrilling.
[05:35] ---
Is it here?
[05:41] ---
-This is...
-Yeah!
[05:43] ---
As long as I have this,
then starting today,
[05:46] ---
I'm a superhero!
[05:56] ---
It's no good! We can't go any further!
[05:59] ---
For now, let's wait until
the zombies around us go away!
[06:02] ---
No way!
[06:04] ---
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
[06:12] ---
Um, are you...
[06:28] ---
No!
[06:42] ---
Someone, help...
[06:50] ---
I don't want to die,
I don't want to die.
[06:52] ---
FIRST GREAT WHITE BRED IN CAPTIVITY
SHINAGAWA AQUAWORLD
[06:53] ---
I don't want to die!
[06:57] ---
If I can make it over there, I'll be safe!
[06:59] ---
I'll definitely be safe!
[07:09] ---
No. I don't want to die.
[07:12] ---
I don't want to die just yet.
[07:22] ---
Are you all right, Miss?
[07:25] ---
Get going, while you still can.
[07:28] ---
It's the end of the line, zombies!
[07:31] ---
Akiraiger is here!
[07:36] ---
How was that, Kencho?
[07:38] ---
Huh? Well...
[07:40] ---
I guess you could say,
you kinda have the look down.
[07:43] ---
-So, this is what you were talking about?
-Yeah!
[07:45] ---
Shark suits are diving suits designed
to protect your body from shark bites.
[07:50] ---
They're used when cleaning shark
or crocodile tanks!
[07:54] ---
It's made from a mesh of titanium
and high strength steel fibers
[07:57] ---
that act like chainmail.
[08:00] ---
Even large sharks can't bite through it!
[08:02] ---
I see.
[08:04] ---
In other words, as long as I have this
suit, I'm invulnerable to zombie bites!
[08:08] ---
I've become an invincible superhero!
[08:14] ---
Invincible, huh?
[08:17] ---
More people in need of help!
[08:20] ---
This way!
[08:21] ---
It's safe inside the aquarium.
[08:25] ---
It's her.
[08:26] ---
Miss Risk Analyst!
[08:32] ---
I didn't think I would
run into her here. It's a miracle.
[08:35] ---
This must be fate.
[08:40] ---
Is he cosplaying?
[08:42] ---
Akira!
[08:49] ---
This is the best chance to show off!
[08:51] ---
I'm going to show her how cool--
[08:54] ---
That hurts!
[08:58] ---
Ow ow ow!
[09:00] ---
-Okay, right this way.
-Why does it hurt so much!
[09:03] ---
Ouch! No!
[09:05] ---
Oh, I get it.
[09:06] ---
It's puncture proof. It blocks teeth,
but you'll still feel the bite.
[09:11] ---
It hurts! Save me, Kencho!
[09:14] ---
Not happening.
There's only one suit, after all!
[09:18] ---
Don't worry about us.
[09:19] ---
Sorry, but you'll have
to handle that on your own!
[09:22] ---
Bye!
[09:23] ---
No way!
[09:25] ---
Kencho!
[09:31] ---
Ow ow ow! Stop struggling!
[09:38] ---
It's over.
[09:40] ---
We should be all right for a while.
[09:44] ---
That look...
[09:45] ---
She was definitely turned off by that.
[09:50] ---
Being a superhero is hard work.
[10:01] ---
I'm safe! I thought it was all over!
[10:06] ---
We're safe for now.
[10:08] ---
Kencho.
[10:10] ---
Hey, well done, hero.
[10:12] ---
You're horrible.
[10:15] ---
Aw, don't be like that.
[10:17] ---
You ended up being a decent hero!
[10:24] ---
Something going on with her?
[10:26] ---
Well, I met her once before.
[10:31] ---
Go talk to her.
[10:33] ---
What?
[10:42] ---
Wh-What a coincidence
running into you again.
[10:51] ---
Oh, umm!
[10:52] ---
W-We met at the convenience store before!
[10:55] ---
Oh yeah. Back then...
[10:57] ---
Yeah.
[11:01] ---
Oh!
[11:02] ---
My name is Akira Tendo.
[11:05] ---
I feel like this must be fate.
[11:07] ---
-Maybe we should exchange contact--
-Akira, was it?
[11:11] ---
Not that it's my business or anything...
[11:13] ---
But in what way do you benefit
from saving people?
[11:17] ---
B-Bene...
[11:19] ---
That get-up... Yes...
[11:22] ---
Psychologists call it identification.
[11:24] ---
An inferiority complex or low self-esteem
[11:26] ---
often causes people to adopt the look
and mannerisms of their heroes.
[11:30] ---
It's a psychological defense mechanism.
[11:34] ---
In short...
[11:35] ---
It's what makes men,
who are typically unvalued
[11:38] ---
by society and lack self-worth,
wish they could become heroes.
[11:42] ---
Harsh.
[11:43] ---
Hold on, how could you say such a thing?
[11:46] ---
Akira saved everyone here
from those zombies.
[11:48] ---
He "managed" to save "complete strangers"
from zombies this time.
[11:54] ---
I don't intend to deny the fact
that he saved people.
[11:58] ---
But...
[11:59] ---
Did you consider the danger
to those truly important to you
[12:05] ---
when you leaped into action
to mollify your low self-esteem?
[12:11] ---
Additionally, hero isn't a title
you can claim for yourself.
[12:15] ---
-What one person considers justice...
-Wh...
[12:17] ---
Wh-What...
[12:19] ---
-She's super argumentative
-She's super argumentative
[12:21] ---
-and difficult to please!
-and difficult to please!
[12:23] ---
-What's your problem?
-But, she's right.
[12:24] ---
-The outfit's got nothing to do with-
-But, she's right.
[12:26] ---
-We're just trying our best here!
-Being a hero will put Kencho in danger.
[12:33] ---
What exactly is a hero?
[12:36] ---
What is a hero?
[12:37] ---
Anyway...
[12:38] ---
If you still can't analyze risk,
you'll only lower my survivability.
[12:45] ---
I'm afraid I must decline your request
to exchange contact info yet again.
[12:52] ---
What's that noise?
[12:54] ---
I'll go check it out!
[12:56] ---
-Kencho!
-What?! Me too?
[13:00] ---
I guess I have no choice!
[13:03] ---
What I should be doing now is...
[13:09] ---
What is this? The water's...
[13:10] ---
Hey, Akira!
[13:12] ---
Over there...
[13:26] ---
-Huh?
-Huh?
[13:28] ---
A sh-shark?
[13:31] ---
Wait, but it has legs.
[13:34] ---
Oh, I see.
[13:37] ---
In that case...
[13:38] ---
What is it?
[13:43] ---
What's that?
[13:44] ---
What's that noise?
[13:49] ---
Everyone, run away!
[13:51] ---
It's a shark!
[13:54] ---
No!
[13:58] ---
What should I do?
[13:59] ---
What should I do?
[14:00] ---
What would a hero do at a time like this?
[14:05] ---
At a time like this...
[14:09] ---
What?
[14:13] ---
For now, we just need
to make a tactical retreat, right?
[14:16] ---
What the hell is that?
[14:18] ---
It's a Great White Shark.
Lamniformes Lamnidae!
[14:21] ---
That's not what I'm asking!
[14:22] ---
Why is it walking on human legs?
[14:25] ---
The divers it ate probably turned
into zombies and are moving it.
[14:28] ---
Hold on now!
How does that make any sense?
[14:31] ---
Huh? How am I supposed to know?
[14:35] ---
What's that?
[14:36] ---
Why aren't we running?
[14:38] ---
Zombies?
There are some inside as well?
[14:41] ---
We can't go this way!
[14:43] ---
I'm pretty sure there was a different
emergency exit...
[14:50] ---
You're joking, right?
[14:53] ---
This way!
[14:54] ---
Hurry!
[14:58] ---
-Everyone, this way!
-Hurry!
[15:01] ---
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
[15:03] ---
I don't want to die!
[15:05] ---
H-Hey! Calm down!
[15:08] ---
I can't take it anymore!
[15:10] ---
Hurry, hurry!
[15:20] ---
We're safe somehow.
[15:24] ---
Huh?
[15:25] ---
Where's Miss Risk Analyst?
[15:27] ---
It's not my fault, it's not my fault...
[15:31] ---
It's not my...
[15:34] ---
No way, is she still out there?
[15:37] ---
Are you serious? Damn it!
[15:40] ---
It's no good!
It's warped and won't open!
[15:42] ---
Akira! Help me out...
[15:46] ---
Akira?
[15:51] ---
Honestly...
[15:52] ---
This is why I hate working in big groups.
[15:56] ---
Panic spreads like wildfire. I should've
thought this through more.
[16:08] ---
Incoming!
[16:16] ---
Why you... Stop struggling!
[16:23] ---
A-Akira?
[16:25] ---
Why?
[16:27] ---
What are you doing here?
[16:28] ---
Isn't it obvious?
[16:30] ---
I'm here to save you.
[16:32] ---
Huh?
[16:34] ---
There's really something wrong with you!
Why would you go so far to do that?
[16:37] ---
Enough with all the reasons!
[16:41] ---
When you're hungry,
you want to eat your fill.
[16:45] ---
If you see a cute girl,
you try to get to know her.
[16:50] ---
If I see someone who needs help,
I want to be a hero!
[16:55] ---
Do I need a reason for everything?!
[17:01] ---
Even so...
[17:02] ---
If you die, it's all over.
[17:05] ---
Why do you go so far to go straight
for the things you want to do?
[17:18] ---
What's your strategy?
[17:20] ---
Oh. I don't have one in particular!
[17:22] ---
I thought so.
[17:27] ---
-It's coming!
-Oh, okay!
[17:30] ---
This is bad!
[17:31] ---
I came here without thinking, but
we're not getting any opportunities!
[17:34] ---
What should we do? What should--
[17:35] ---
Akira!
[17:37] ---
I have a plan!
[17:40] ---
This is such a ridiculous idea,
that I can't believe it myself.
[17:46] ---
Do you want to risk it?
[17:49] ---
Sure!
[17:50] ---
Hold on. What are they doing?
[17:54] ---
I need to save them.
[17:56] ---
I need to do something.
[18:02] ---
Damn it.
[18:03] ---
I...
[18:06] ---
I knew it. It's not here. Akira...
[18:09] ---
Okay!
[18:10] ---
You want me to buy some time, right?
[18:12] ---
Come at me!
[18:23] ---
That was close.
[18:26] ---
The Ampullae of Lorenzini?
[18:27] ---
AMPULLAE OF LORENZINI
[18:28] ---
That's right! Sharks have
sensory organs in their heads
[18:30] ---
capable of detecting electrical charges
as small as millionth of a volt.
[18:34] ---
They use it to capture smaller fish
based on the electrical field
[18:37] ---
that their muscles generate.
[18:40] ---
A jolt of current to that sensitive organ
[18:42] ---
from direct contact with a human's muscles
should confuse them enough to take it out!
[18:46] ---
So, if we focus an attack there...?
[18:49] ---
Yes! But it's still a bit unreliable.
[18:51] ---
I'd prefer to have something that can
deliver a stronger electrical current.
[18:55] ---
All right!
[19:06] ---
I still need to buy more time.
[19:12] ---
Damn it.
[19:13] ---
My body can't...
[19:14] ---
Hey!
[19:17] ---
Look over here, sharky bastard!
[19:22] ---
Does this ass look tasty or what?!
[19:25] ---
Grab a bite, if you can!
[19:28] ---
Kencho.
[19:30] ---
H-H-Hey. Whoa!
[19:33] ---
No! On second thought, don't eat me!
[19:39] ---
What is a hero?
[19:44] ---
What is...
[19:47] ---
a hero?
[19:50] ---
A hero is...
[19:53] ---
A hero is...
[20:00] ---
Akira!
[20:03] ---
My target is the Ampullae of Lorenzini!
[20:06] ---
Discharging a battery
for maximum effect!
[20:10] ---
Will it work on a zombified shark?
[20:13] ---
I have no idea, but...
[20:16] ---
We just have to test it out!
[20:20] ---
Crackle Thunder...
[20:22] ---
Punch!
[20:41] ---
How was that? Miss! Kencho!
[20:45] ---
You nailed it! You're a total superhero!
[20:50] ---
Not that it's my business or anything...
[20:53] ---
But you've got bad taste in names.
[21:00] ---
Why are you leaving
without saying anything?
[21:02] ---
Today, you were a real hero.
[21:03] ---
36. BECOME A SUPERHERO
[21:06] ---
It's fine. Heroes don't need rewards.
[21:11] ---
What about you?
[21:12] ---
You okay not going with them?
[21:14] ---
We were only sharing a bus to the harbor.
[21:19] ---
Besides, I'm done with big groups.
[21:22] ---
What? You made a great team with Akira.
[21:27] ---
What will you do?
Will you take this opportunity...
[21:29] ---
Out of the question.
[21:30] ---
I-I figured not!
[21:32] ---
You idiot! Why are you pulling back?
[21:35] ---
Listen, the real attempts
come after you're rejected.
[21:36] ---
100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[21:38] ---
It's just like doing sales!
[21:40] ---
I was never in sales...
[21:42] ---
That's not what I meant.
[21:44] ---
Huh? What's the matter?
[21:46] ---
Did you forget something?
[21:47] ---
100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[21:48] ---
My top priority is to do things
to avoid becoming a zombie.
[21:54] ---
But you two just want to do things
before becoming a zombie.
[21:59] ---
Our methods are incompatible.
[22:03] ---
One more thing.
[22:04] ---
Despite all my warnings,
[22:06] ---
you still risked those precious to you
to save a stranger like myself.
[22:13] ---
I don't have enough lives
to work together with--
[22:16] ---
Yeah, but...
[22:19] ---
You're someone
precious to me now, Miss.
[22:22] ---
I'd save you even if
I wasn't trying to be a hero.
[22:35] ---
Hey, Miss?
[22:36] ---
Being bored
[22:37] ---
Wh-What's the matter?
[22:38] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:41] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:42] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:43] ---
Where will you be going now?
[22:45] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:45] ---
Let's see...
[22:46] ---
Wherever I can find a place
that's safe and sustainable.
[22:48] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:51] ---
Who knows if a safe place really exists.
[22:53] ---
Life & Death
[22:54] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[22:54] ---
Oh, I almost forgot.
[22:57] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[22:57] ---
Here, this is my QR code.
[23:01] ---
One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:02] ---
I'm sure we'll never meet again.
[23:04] ---
Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
[23:08] ---
There isn't much risk in sharing
contact information with you.
[23:09] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:12] ---
You can leave the key behind
[23:15] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:17] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:18] ---
Shizuka Mikazuki.
[23:20] ---
Has to have something
[23:21] ---
I hope I can see her again!
[23:22] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:23] ---
So what will we do now?
[23:24] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:26] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:26] ---
Let's see...
[23:28] ---
Before I realized it, it's been
seven years since I moved here.
[23:28] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:30] ---
I met Kencho in college,
[23:31] ---
Living on a whim
[23:32] ---
and tasted the depths of despair
working at an exploitative company.
[23:34] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:35] ---
I came here, awed by the glitz
and glamor of the big city, but...
[23:36] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:39] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:40] ---
Yeah!
I think I've had my fill of Tokyo.
[23:42] ---
We can take detours
[23:43] ---
I want my parents
to see that I'm doing okay.
[23:45] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:47] ---
Well then, let's go!
[23:47] ---
Until the day everything ends
[23:49] ---
Yeah! To Kanto's best-kept secret!
Gunma!
[24:01] ---
Next time: RV of the Dead.
E6 - RV of the Dead
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[00:04] ---
One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand,
one hundred thousand...
[00:09] ---
Amazing! This solid gold watch is sick!
[00:14] ---
I never would've made enough
to own one
[00:16] ---
on my pitiful salary
at that exploitative company!
[00:18] ---
Oh, man, Akira.
[00:21] ---
Check this out!
[00:26] ---
One hundred thousand, one million...
[00:31] ---
Solid gold...
[00:33] ---
ain't nothing.
SIGN 15. GET A SOLID GOLD WATCH
[00:47] ---
We're out of water, Kencho.
[00:50] ---
Figures. The power's out too,
and it's pitch black in the city.
[00:54] ---
Guess the water pumps gave out
when the electricity did.
[00:58] ---
Base station's down too.
I can't get online.
[01:03] ---
Our phones are charged,
but we can't get any news.
[01:07] ---
We might be the only people
left in this big city.
[01:12] ---
The number of zombies
are increasing daily.
[01:15] ---
It's getting more difficult
to secure food and water, too.
[01:19] ---
It may be time
we start taking this seriously.
[01:25] ---
A safe place to live and with food, huh?
[01:28] ---
Heroes aren't paid in food.
[01:30] ---
Do we start farming in the country?
Or hunt?
[01:32] ---
Can a ramen shop
survive in a zombie apocalypse?
[01:36] ---
Even after quitting my abusive workplace,
I guess I still have to work.
[01:40] ---
I wonder if there's any job out there
that I'd want to do now?
[01:45] ---
Never mind that. Look, Kencho!
[01:52] ---
This is amazing!
[01:54] ---
Tokyo's not so bad!
[01:57] ---
Major power outages
aren't all that bad, either!
[02:09] ---
This brings back memories.
[02:12] ---
I'm sure they're alive and safe.
[02:17] ---
Yeah!
[02:18] ---
Let's head out to my hometown
that I haven't seen in a while. To Gunma!
[02:27] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:30] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:33] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:36] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:40] ---
From the outset, it's a ban-banging upset!
[02:42] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[02:45] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[02:48] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[02:51] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[02:54] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[02:56] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[02:58] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[03:01] ---
Am I a fool for longing for these things?
[03:02] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[03:05] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[03:07] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[03:10] ---
Sooner or later, life will come to an end
[03:14] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don't you?
[03:17] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[03:20] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[03:25] ---
Do what you wanna do
[03:28] ---
Every night, every time
[03:31] ---
Let's live until we've had our fill of fun
[03:39] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:42] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:45] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:48] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:58] ---
Is that your idea of packing light?
[04:00] ---
I know that!
[04:02] ---
Water and canned foods, tooth brush,
nail clipper, camp stove, cook set...
[04:06] ---
I could just go to a convenience store
when I need a change of underwear, right?
[04:10] ---
No, I need to have some ready on the
off chance I spend the night with a lady.
[04:15] ---
That's packing light?
[04:17] ---
Is that really packing light?
[04:29] ---
Bye-bye, college life.
[04:32] ---
Bye-bye, office life.
[04:38] ---
Bye-bye, Tokyo!
[04:41] ---
How far is it to your parents' home?
[04:43] ---
Normally, it's a three or four hour drive,
but I don't know what the roads are like.
[04:48] ---
It could be a long journey, so there's
something I absolutely want to get!
[04:52] ---
Oh? Are you talking about
a real gun?
[04:55] ---
Nope!
[04:57] ---
Equipped with a kitchen and bathroom!
[04:59] ---
A zombie-free space
where you don't have to worry!
[05:02] ---
A best friend for leisurely trips
where you can sleep whenever!
[05:07] ---
A house on wheels, where dreams
and a sense of adventure are made!
[05:10] ---
An RV is the only way to travel
in a zombie apocalypse!
[05:15] ---
So can we? We only live once!
[05:17] ---
Can we travel in an RV?
[05:20] ---
I think it's a great idea!
[05:34] ---
What?
[05:35] ---
Huh?
[05:36] ---
Shizuka?
[05:39] ---
We sure run into each other a lot.
[05:42] ---
Come to think of it, you did say
you were headed out of the city.
[05:45] ---
What a coincidence.
[05:47] ---
I never expected
to see you again so soon!
[05:49] ---
It happened not just twice,
but three times!
[05:52] ---
This is definitely fate!
[05:55] ---
Since you're here,
would you like to go to Gunma with us--
[05:58] ---
I don't have enough lives
to team up with you.
[06:02] ---
Since I see no benefit
in forming an alliance,
[06:05] ---
thank you for the offer,
but I'll have to decline.
[06:12] ---
Shizuka, do you have a license?
[06:15] ---
No.
[06:16] ---
But this is a state of emergency.
[06:18] ---
I've come to reason that the best way
to travel long distances
[06:21] ---
while avoiding risks would be an RV.
[06:24] ---
You see them in zombie movies
from time to time.
[06:27] ---
I didn't expect you
to be a fan of zombie movies.
[06:29] ---
I'm not. I just watched them
for reference purposes.
[06:33] ---
About 100 movies.
[06:35] ---
That's hard-core fan territory.
[06:37] ---
In any case, an RV is the travel standard
in a zombie apocalypse.
[06:43] ---
Right? I said the same thing!
[06:46] ---
You really should come with--
[06:48] ---
Thank you for the offer,
but I'll have to decline.
[06:53] ---
But you don't have a license, right?
[06:56] ---
Oh, exactly.
[06:58] ---
Isn't it poor risk analysis to do
something unfamiliar like driving?
[07:02] ---
I'm sure you can see the benefits
of forming an alliance.
[07:05] ---
But even so...
[07:07] ---
It'll definitely be more fun
with three people!
[07:09] ---
That has nothing to do
with the issue at hand.
[07:12] ---
It'll be safer together with three people!
[07:14] ---
Let's go!
SIGN RV SHOW ENTRANCE
[07:21] ---
-An RV show! Amazing!
-An RV show! Amazing!
[07:25] ---
That's so cool!
[07:26] ---
That's super cool!
[07:29] ---
This is crazy! What is this?
It's totally crazy!
[07:32] ---
Why does it have treads?
Why are they triangular?
[07:36] ---
This one has a crane attached!
[07:38] ---
Oh my god! What do we pull with it?
What do we pull with it?
[07:42] ---
Tatami mats!
[07:44] ---
Why does it have a Japanese-style room?
Is it for tea ceremonies?
[07:47] ---
How hard is it to do?!
[07:49] ---
A jacuzzi!
[07:51] ---
There's a jacuzzi in the car! Wow!
[07:54] ---
Jacuzzi!
[07:55] ---
Taking into account mobility
and speed in an emergency,
[07:58] ---
four-wheel drive is a must, since it has
the greatest maximum output.
[08:02] ---
If we're going both on and off-road,
a midsize SUV would do the trick.
[08:09] ---
And considering
it might be difficult to refuel,
[08:12] ---
maybe we should go
with a hybrid crossover.
[08:14] ---
Furthermore, in terms of durability,
perhaps we should go with an import
[08:18] ---
rather than a domestic one
for the crumple zone. Which means...
[08:22] ---
something like this seems about right.
[08:26] ---
What the hell is this?
[08:29] ---
T-Twenty million?
[08:31] ---
An RV that costs
more than twenty million!
[08:37] ---
I want this one.
[08:40] ---
-I definitely want this one!
-Huh?
[08:42] ---
How is something that big going to get
through roads full of abandoned vehicles?
[08:47] ---
We're going with this one.
And that's final.
[08:50] ---
What?
[08:52] ---
Well, that one is cool,
but it doesn't look like an RV at all!
[08:56] ---
At all!
[08:58] ---
It's just a regular car, man!
[09:00] ---
Man!
[09:02] ---
We should at least pick one that has
a roof that pops out and becomes a tent!
[09:05] ---
Sleeping under a pop-up roof is like
advertising we're zombie food!
[09:09] ---
Come on now.
[09:11] ---
Life's boring if you only do
what you need to do all the time!
[09:15] ---
Shizuka, I bet there's a ride somewhere
here that'll get you going!
[09:20] ---
Honestly, we're in a crisis. Why would I
stoop to choosing based on...
[09:31] ---
A coordinated dark color scheme
with indirect lighting.
[09:35] ---
A water hyacinth sofa and ikat tapestries.
[09:38] ---
What's with this interior?
It looks like a luxury hotel in Bali!
[09:42] ---
Oh, no. It's wonderful.
[09:44] ---
I think I might want it.
[09:48] ---
I knew there was one you wanted!
[09:51] ---
No! That one doesn't count!
[09:53] ---
Cars are all about dreams
and a sense of adventure!
[09:56] ---
Safety and utility!
[10:01] ---
Oh no! They found us!
[10:03] ---
We were too loud!
[10:06] ---
What should we do?
[10:07] ---
It doesn't matter which one!
Hurry up and get in!
[10:13] ---
What about the keys?
[10:14] ---
It's in the ignition!
[10:15] ---
Hurry, hurry!
SIGN 17. RIDE IN AN RV
[10:33] ---
Creepy how quiet it is.
[10:36] ---
The highway is usually packed on weekdays.
[10:39] ---
People probably didn't have a chance
to run before the infection spread.
[10:43] ---
No virus in history
has spread this rapidly.
[10:47] ---
Shizuka, do you think this is a virus?
[10:51] ---
Aggression caused by hormonal changes
that affect the brain.
[10:55] ---
The only thing that could do that
is most likely a virus.
[11:00] ---
So analyzing data of the outbreak
and pinpointing ways of transmission
[11:04] ---
can help us work out
a possible countermeasure.
[11:07] ---
And there are
many other potential solutions.
[11:10] ---
If we can create a vaccine, we can
counter any sort of dangerous virus.
[11:15] ---
Theoretically,
the world isn't over just yet.
[11:19] ---
There's still hope.
[11:22] ---
Does that mean, somewhere out there...
[11:25] ---
there are people out there whose job is
to stop the infection and save the world?
[11:34] ---
Who knows?
[11:35] ---
At the very least, it has nothing to do
with those of us who are barely surviving
[11:41] ---
each day dealing with zombies, does it?
SIGN EXIT
[11:46] ---
We'll be leaving Saitama soon!
[11:48] ---
Gunma's in sight!
[11:50] ---
Before we do that, I'm starving!
[11:52] ---
Let's stop by a truck stop
to find something to eat.
[11:55] ---
It'll be getting dark.
We should also rest for the day!
[11:58] ---
All right!
This is our first night in an RV!
[12:06] ---
Wh-What's going on?!
[12:13] ---
Kencho!
[12:22] ---
Are you all right?!
[12:24] ---
What happened?
[12:30] ---
A spike strip?
[12:39] ---
Wh-What?
[12:42] ---
What's going on here?
[12:46] ---
Well, look who it is!
If it isn't Tendo!
[12:50] ---
What do you think you're doing here,
skipping out on work?
[12:54] ---
Y-You're...
[12:58] ---
Chief Kosugi!
[13:04] ---
I told you, your deadline
was first thing in the morning.
[13:07] ---
Why aren't you done with it, Tendo?!
[13:09] ---
What? But Chief, yesterday,
you said I had until tonight.
[13:12] ---
Did I ask for your damn opinion?!
[13:17] ---
Damn it! You're always
creating more work for me.
[13:20] ---
Are you harassing me?
Are you harassing your superior?
[13:25] ---
If I get depressed,
what are you gonna do?
[13:31] ---
U-Umm...
[13:34] ---
Huh? What's the matter?
[13:36] ---
Cosgies.
[13:38] ---
A baseball team?
[13:40] ---
I didn't expect you
to survive the apocalypse.
[13:44] ---
Ch-Chief, I'm glad to see
you're doing well, too.
[13:50] ---
Huh? What's going on?
[13:53] ---
My stomach is churning
and I can't breathe.
[13:59] ---
I see you've gotten yourself
into a pretty sticky situation.
[14:05] ---
I doubt you can continue
your journey on those tires.
[14:08] ---
You should hurry up
and tend to your friend.
[14:12] ---
Want me to lend you a hand, Tendo?
[14:17] ---
Luckily, our truck stop
[14:19] ---
is fully stocked with food, spare tires,
and medical equipment.
[14:26] ---
We'll change your tires
and get your friend patched up.
[14:30] ---
Chief.
[14:32] ---
I'm just so glad to see you again
[14:36] ---
here at the end of the world.
[14:40] ---
You have nothing to worry about anymore.
[14:45] ---
As your old boss, I'd never
abandon a former employee.
[14:48] ---
Just leave it to me!
[14:50] ---
Ch-Chief!
[14:53] ---
-Thank—
-However, in exchange, Tendo...
[14:56] ---
How would you
like to work for me once again?
[15:03] ---
What?
[15:05] ---
What? Umm... But...
[15:08] ---
I get it now.
So, that's your racket.
[15:12] ---
You rob people of their means
of transportation with those things,
[15:15] ---
injure them, manipulate them
when they're vulnerable,
[15:17] ---
and put them to work cheaply, right?
[15:20] ---
That's a pretty uncharitable
interpretation, little lady.
[15:25] ---
The laws of the land
no longer exist in this world.
[15:29] ---
We had no choice but to lay these traps
to protect our precious friends
[15:33] ---
from ruthless looters.
[15:35] ---
I hope you understand.
[15:41] ---
You don't have much time.
[15:43] ---
All that noise earlier
is drawing them here.
[15:48] ---
Two days, Tendo!
[15:50] ---
You only have to help us
with a few chores for just two days.
[15:55] ---
You'll work for me again,
won't you?
[16:00] ---
Well... U-Umm... But...
[16:05] ---
However... Oh.
[16:09] ---
You don't want your friends
to get eaten, do you?
[16:22] ---
Very well.
[16:24] ---
If it's just for two days,
I'd be happy to work for you again.
[16:33] ---
Atta boy!
[16:35] ---
We've got ourselves a contract!
SIGN KAMISATO TRUCK STOP EXIT
[16:46] ---
Welcome, to my company!
[16:50] ---
Starting today,
you'll be working the loading dock
[16:53] ---
and reinforcing the barricade.
[16:57] ---
They're simple jobs that anyone can do.
[17:09] ---
It'll be all right!
[17:11] ---
I'm sure it'll be difficult
since you're inexperienced,
[17:13] ---
but with the trust that we've
cultivated over many years,
[17:17] ---
you'll quickly regain a feel for things.
[17:20] ---
Okay.
[17:25] ---
I don't think
you've fractured anything, but...
[17:28] ---
you should rest up for the time being.
[17:32] ---
Damn it.
[17:34] ---
It's my fault Akira's...
[17:36] ---
They had this all planned out.
[17:39] ---
This isn't your fault.
[17:41] ---
Damn it!
[17:42] ---
If we could just change our tires,
we could be outta here!
[17:46] ---
We just have to tolerate this
for two days.
[17:49] ---
I sure hope that's the case.
[18:02] ---
My arms are so swollen!
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When is this gonna end?
[18:08] ---
This is just like
being back at my old job!
[18:13] ---
No! That's not what this is!*
[18:16] ---
100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
-I'm not who I was before!
[18:19] ---
I decided I was finally going
to live life my way, right?
[18:31] ---
Everyone has been working
so hard in this heat.
[18:34] ---
Beer! Beer!
[18:37] ---
If I chill them now, I wonder
if they'll be ready by dinner?
[18:40] ---
That'll make everyone happy!
[18:43] ---
Hey, Tendo!
[18:46] ---
Ch-Chief.
[18:49] ---
This isn't your station.
[18:51] ---
What are you doing... Huh?
[18:56] ---
Hey! When did I order you to do that?
[18:59] ---
Umm... Uhh...
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I-I was just doing this for everyone.
[19:06] ---
Again? Why?
[19:08] ---
When the Chief's in front of me,
I can't think straight.
[19:13] ---
Giving them chilled beer is just
a waste of our precious electricity.
[19:19] ---
Try something funny
like this again and you won't—
[19:22] ---
Whoa!
[19:23] ---
What is that, Kosugi?
[19:26] ---
It's beer!
[19:29] ---
Huh? What?
[19:30] ---
That's not for us, is it?
[19:33] ---
You always stick us
with that warm cheap stuff.
[19:36] ---
Why the change of heart?
[19:39] ---
Yeah!
[19:40] ---
I just asked Tendo to chill these
for you guys tonight!
[19:46] ---
Huh?
[19:47] ---
Of course,
there's enough for everyone here!
[19:50] ---
Tonight, we're having a welcome party
for Tendo and his friends
[19:53] ---
so you can rest
and recuperate from the day!
[19:56] ---
This is just a small gesture
of gratitude for all the work you do
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for the company around the clock!
[20:05] ---
You're so generous, Kosugi.
[20:07] ---
I'm glad I came with you!
[20:09] ---
Cut that out!
Flattery will get you nowhere!
[20:23] ---
What is that?
[20:29] ---
You're making zombies pull cargo?
[20:33] ---
They're a good workforce
if you know how to use them.
[20:39] ---
They're company equipment.
[20:41] ---
Mere equipment with no will of their own,
who can't think for themselves.
[20:46] ---
They just need to shut up
and keep working.
[20:50] ---
Equipment.
[20:51] ---
And Tendo...
[20:53] ---
Like them,
you're merely equipment as well.
[21:00] ---
It seems like you thought you were
capable of achieving something special.
[21:08] ---
But you're far more worthless
than you think.
[21:14] ---
The best you can do
is to just follow my orders
[21:19] ---
and try to be as useful
as those zombies out there.
[21:23] ---
Pieces of equipment like you just
labor away and drink warm, cheap beer.
[21:29] ---
On occasion,
you get an actual ice cold beer.
[21:32] ---
There's no greater happiness
for you, is there?! Am I wrong?
[21:35] ---
If you get it, be a good little cog,
stay quiet, and get back to work.
[21:40] ---
Got it? Damned piece of equipment.
[21:49] ---
Did Akira seem kinda off today?
[21:52] ---
I know the guy's his old boss,
but why is he just taking it like that?
[22:03] ---
You never forget.
[22:06] ---
Even if your mind knows
that they're unfairly controlling you...
[22:11] ---
Your heart...
[22:12] ---
never forgets...
[22:13] ---
the fear.
[22:40] ---
Being bored
[22:42] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:44] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:46] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:48] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:52] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:56] ---
Life & Death
[22:57] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[23:00] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:04] ---
One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:07] ---
Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
[23:12] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:15] ---
You can leave the key behind
[23:17] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:20] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:23] ---
Has to have something
[23:25] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:27] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:29] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:31] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:35] ---
Living on a whim
[23:37] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:40] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:43] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:46] ---
We can take detours
[23:48] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:50] ---
Until the day everything ends
[24:01] ---
Next time: Truck Stop of the Dead.
E7 - Truck Stop of the Dead
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:06] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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From the outset, it's a ban-banging upset!
[00:19] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[00:22] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
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Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[00:27] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
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Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[00:32] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
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Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
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Am I a fool for longing for these things?
[00:39] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[00:41] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[00:43] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[00:47] ---
Sooner or later, life will come to an end
[00:50] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don't you?
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Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
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Go back to the basics
and start something new
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Do what you wanna do
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Every night, every time
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Let's live until we've had our fill of fun
[01:16] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:18] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Get rid of it.
[01:47] ---
What?
[01:48] ---
What's the point
in taking in a sickly dog?
[01:51] ---
As my daughter, you have a responsibility
to rise above your peers.
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In order to do that,
you must toss aside the weak.
[02:01] ---
Don't waste your time.
[02:02] ---
Only do what you need to succeed.
[02:06] ---
Unless you want to end up
on the street, like that pathetic dog.
[02:16] ---
Everyone!
[02:18] ---
Today, we're welcoming Tendo and his crew!
[02:20] ---
Let's go all-out and celebrate!
[02:22] ---
Cheers!
[02:24] ---
Cheers!
[02:34] ---
Drink up everyone!
[02:36] ---
This is my way of showing
how much I appreciate
[02:39] ---
all the hard work you put
into the company everyday!
[02:43] ---
Do you think
nailing a zombie would infect you?
[02:46] ---
Are you seriously
after that zombie hipster chick?
[02:49] ---
What can I say, she's totally my type!
[02:51] ---
Hey newbie!
Can't you see I need a refill?
[02:54] ---
Uh, coming!
[02:58] ---
-Stop tripping everywhere, damn!
-I'm sorry.
[03:00] ---
-Pull yourself together!
-I'm sorry.
[03:02] ---
-You're ruining the vibe!
-I'm sorry.
[03:03] ---
-Weren't you a working professional?
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[03:07] ---
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[03:11] ---
-Eventually, I'll lead Japan!
-U-Umm, I-I'll fill up your glass.
[03:16] ---
Idiot!
[03:17] ---
I don't want some old bag's booze!
[03:20] ---
I only accept drinks from young women.
[03:25] ---
Hey, over there.
[03:28] ---
Pour me a drink.
[03:43] ---
Here. Ditch the water and stop acting
like you're too good for this.
[03:49] ---
Drink.
[03:50] ---
Or are you saying you won't accept
a drink from your boss?
[04:04] ---
Oh, you swallow like a champ.
[04:07] ---
There's something else
I'd want you to swallow.
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Try being friendlier.
[04:15] ---
Be nice or let me fondle your tits.
[04:18] ---
That's all women are good for anyway.
[04:21] ---
-Hey newbie, where are our orders?
-Hey, Tendo. Booze.
[04:24] ---
-I asked for fries, too.
-Hey, Tendo!
[04:27] ---
Yes! I'm sorry.
[04:30] ---
Umm, what did you want?
[04:32] ---
Booze. I'm out of booze.
[04:35] ---
Uh, yes! I'm sorry.
[04:38] ---
H-Here you go.
[04:44] ---
It's empty!
[04:45] ---
Why are you giving me
an empty bottle, huh?!
[04:48] ---
Who fixed your car, patched up
your buddy, and let you sleep in safety?!
[04:55] ---
All you need to do is shut up
and do exactly what I tell you!
[04:59] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[05:01] ---
I'll bring you a new one right away!
[05:04] ---
Need to succeed...
[05:05] ---
NEED
[05:05] ---
Need to win...
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And to do that, you need to obey me.
[05:12] ---
Even before I could talk,
[05:14] ---
my father kept telling me
what I needed to do
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so much that I thought
my name was "Anita."
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In his youth, my father
went to the States alone,
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and within his lifetime
built a massive corporation.
[05:26] ---
He weathered the Lehman Bros. collapse
[05:29] ---
to become a calculating
and cold-blooded financier
[05:32] ---
that even the Americans feared.
[05:34] ---
As his daughter...
[05:38] ---
perfection was always expected of me.
[05:42] ---
Sorry to hide you here.
[05:45] ---
If Daddy finds you, he'll kick you out.
[05:50] ---
Is that all you can say?
[05:53] ---
Then I guess I'll name you Roo!
[05:57] ---
You're not hungry?
[06:01] ---
Are you not feeling well?
[06:30] ---
Roo?
[06:32] ---
Are you better now?
[06:35] ---
Thank...
[06:38] ---
Thank goodness.
[06:40] ---
I'm so... I'm so glad!
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Oh, Roo!
[06:48] ---
You want to become a doctor?
[06:51] ---
There's a high risk of being sued,
and they don't make a lot of money...
[06:54] ---
...what's the point?
[06:56] ---
Doctors and lawyers
are to be used by people like us.
[06:59] ---
You need to stand above them.
[07:04] ---
-But-!
-We're done talking.
[07:06] ---
Oh, regarding your belongings
in the attic...
[07:10] ---
I contacted the humane society
and had them put it down.
[07:15] ---
What?
[07:16] ---
Who do you have to thank for this
life of luxury, here in this house?
[07:21] ---
All you need to do is shut up and obey me.
[07:29] ---
You need to finish what you've started.
[07:33] ---
What you don't need
is to hang around with your lessers.
[07:36] ---
There's no need to date that boy.
[07:39] ---
Marriage is a means
for peers to reproduce.
[07:43] ---
-Need, need, need...
-You're in a different class than him.
[07:45] ---
Shut up already.
[07:47] ---
But if I don't obey, I can't survive here.
[07:53] ---
I "need" to obey his every word.
[08:00] ---
Hey! What do you think you're doing
to my precious goods, you idiot?!
[08:06] ---
Looks like you'll need to work tomorrow
and over the weekend to finish this!
[08:11] ---
Huh?
[08:12] ---
But you promised
this was only until today!
[08:13] ---
Hey!
[08:15] ---
You waste of food!
[08:16] ---
Do you know how much losses
I've incurred because of you?
[08:20] ---
Of course you wouldn't know!
[08:22] ---
A slow, dim-witted, stupid, and lazy wimp
like you creates losses just by living!
[08:28] ---
Your breathing
is a waste of company resources!
[08:31] ---
You could work here your entire life
and it wouldn't be enough!
[08:43] ---
But you know what, Tendo?
[08:45] ---
That's what I find so charming about you.
[08:51] ---
Chief?
[08:52] ---
The reason I'm so strict with you
[08:55] ---
is because I actually
have confidence in your abilities.
[08:58] ---
So, stay.
[09:02] ---
But...
[09:03] ---
Think about it, Tendo...
[09:05] ---
What's driving you to go back out
into a dangerous world like that?
[09:10] ---
Freedom is tough.
[09:13] ---
You gotta make all the decisions yourself.
[09:16] ---
What to eat, where to sleep,
when to take a crap...
[09:21] ---
Try thinking about that all the time.
[09:24] ---
It's not easy.
[09:25] ---
It will drive you off the rails.
[09:27] ---
Tendo, I don't want you
to end up that way.
[09:32] ---
That's why I'll tell you what to do.
[09:35] ---
Listen to me, and you won't need to think.
[09:39] ---
I'm kinda jealous
of the chance you're getting.
[09:42] ---
Put your wants aside.
[09:46] ---
All you need to do
is stay and follow my orders.
[09:53] ---
Shizuka, do you see all those poor people?
[09:57] ---
Those are people who have lived
how they've wanted to.
[10:01] ---
You're different from them.
[10:03] ---
Put your wants aside.
[10:05] ---
In order to win, follow my orders
and do only what you need to do.
[10:11] ---
As my daughter,
don't become an embarrassment.
[10:16] ---
Are you listening?
[10:18] ---
I'm saying this for your benefit.
[10:20] ---
It's actually...
[10:22] ---
for your benefit, isn't it?
[10:24] ---
All right!
[10:26] ---
I'm gonna drink so much today!
[10:27] ---
You're not done
until you've carried out all of those!
[10:30] ---
O-Okay!
[10:50] ---
100 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE
BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
2. CLEAN MY ROOM
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32. DRINK AND LAUGH WITH MY BEST BUD
[11:09] ---
You're such...
[11:10] ---
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
36. BECOME A SUPERHERO
[11:10] ---
a weird guy.
[11:15] ---
35. REMEMBER MY CHILDHOOD DREAM
36. BECOME A SUPERHERO
[11:19] ---
SANCHI
[11:22] ---
There!
[11:24] ---
Amazing. What a great haul!
We got a lot today!
[11:29] ---
That said, you ever notice Kosugi
[11:31] ---
never helps with any of the dangerous
acquisition runs, does he?
[11:35] ---
Idiot! Just be happy we don't get
treated like laborers like the rest!
[11:40] ---
O-Okay!
[11:42] ---
-Did you close the door?
-Oh!
[11:44] ---
We don't want any zombies
getting into the truck.
[11:46] ---
Got it!
[11:49] ---
-Let's hurry up and pull out!
-Okay!
[11:56] ---
As promised, it's been two days.
[11:58] ---
As we agreed,
we'll be getting out of here.
[12:03] ---
Sorry, Akira.
[12:05] ---
You went through all that, for me.
[12:06] ---
But that ends today.
[12:08] ---
A-Actually...
[12:10] ---
About that...
[12:12] ---
I-I think I might stay...
[12:15] ---
and keep working for the Chief.
[12:21] ---
Huh?
[12:22] ---
What are you talking about, Akira?
[12:24] ---
It's j-just...
[12:26] ---
It's dangerous out there.
[12:28] ---
And I'm not really cut out to survive it.
[12:31] ---
If I stay here,
the Chief said he will look after me.
[12:35] ---
Hey. What the hell happened to you, huh?
[12:39] ---
Hey, Akira!
[12:41] ---
Akira!
[12:43] ---
It seems Tendo really like his job here!
[12:48] ---
All right.
[12:50] ---
In that case, we'll be leaving on our own.
[12:54] ---
Let's go, Kencho.
[12:55] ---
H-Hey, hold on!
[12:58] ---
-There's no way we can do that!
-Why not?
[13:01] ---
He says he wants to stay, after all.
[13:03] ---
I mean, I need to repay the Chief
for everything he's done.
[13:08] ---
In order to do that,
I need to keep working here.
[13:14] ---
Need, need, need, need!
Shut up already!
[13:18] ---
Akira, seeing as how we won't meet again,
let me tell you one last thing.
[13:26] ---
That man, who is trying to make you
give yourself over to him completely...
[13:29] ---
Do you know what he's really after?
[13:33] ---
Well, he wants to dominate you,
and make you do what he wants.
[13:40] ---
Your free will, that's yours alone.
[13:44] ---
Your freedom to choose...
[13:47] ---
The self respect you need to live...
[13:50] ---
Your soul!
[13:52] ---
Your pride!
[13:54] ---
He wants you to abandon that
so he can take them from you.
[13:57] ---
He has no self-esteem,
and he's never satisfied.
[14:01] ---
All he can do is put others down
to make himself seem bigger.
[14:07] ---
That sad man
will do anything to assert himself
[14:12] ---
and get a brief sense of fulfillment
by demeaning you.
[14:15] ---
100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID
BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[14:15] ---
Until today,
I was just like how you are now.
[14:19] ---
But you were the one
who finally opened my eyes!
[14:25] ---
I'm not handing myself over
to anyone ever again!
[14:31] ---
Do you need to leave?
[14:32] ---
Do you need to stay?
[14:34] ---
With the uncertain state our world is in,
[14:36] ---
no one can say
what the right answer will be.
[14:41] ---
But at the very least, right now...
[14:44] ---
I want to get away
from this gross shithead
[14:48] ---
as soon as possible
with every fiber of my being!
[14:58] ---
Honestly, this is why women
are such trouble.
[15:01] ---
They immediately go into hysterics
and there's no use talking to them.
[15:05] ---
Right, everyone?
[15:07] ---
Well, Akira?
[15:09] ---
What will you do?
[15:11] ---
You're not a machine or a zombie.
[15:13] ---
You're still human, aren't you?
[15:18] ---
What do you actually "want" to do?
[15:30] ---
36. BECOME A SUPER HERO
37. TELL OFF MY JERK OF A BOSS
[15:35] ---
How long are you gonna keep
spouting nonsense?
[15:37] ---
Give me that!
[15:39] ---
Who cares about what you want to do?!
[15:41] ---
You don't need this!
[15:46] ---
1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
[16:17] ---
Wh-What do you think you're doing, Tendo?
[16:20] ---
Who gave you permission to...
[16:22] ---
Chief.
[16:24] ---
Thank you for taking care of me.
[16:29] ---
But this is where we part ways.
[16:32] ---
I don't want anything to do with you.
[16:36] ---
I never want to see you ever again!
[16:44] ---
But you still owe me.
[16:47] ---
I won't be able to make it up to you!
Please accept my apologies!
[16:50] ---
That's irresponsible behavior,
don't you think?
[16:52] ---
My apologies!
[16:54] ---
But I was good to you!
[16:56] ---
My apologies!
[16:57] ---
You'll regret this!
[17:00] ---
Trash like you will be zombie food
the moment you step outside!
[17:06] ---
Even so, that's fine, right?
[17:09] ---
It's better
than being worked like a zombie
[17:12] ---
while not being able
to do a single thing I want!
[17:15] ---
37. TELL OFF MY JERK OF A BOSS
[17:17] ---
The supply gathering team is back!
[17:21] ---
We pulled in a large haul today!
[17:25] ---
Check it out!
[17:27] ---
Bet you're gonna be surprise...
[17:35] ---
Calm down! It's just one zombie!
[17:37] ---
-This is bad.
-Just stay cool and...
[17:39] ---
-Gotta get away!
-Hey, wait!
[17:41] ---
I don't wanna die!
[17:58] ---
Thank you.
[17:59] ---
Thank you!
[18:00] ---
Kencho!
[18:02] ---
Shizuka!
[18:03] ---
-We're okay!
-No!
[18:05] ---
Hey, over here! Hurry!
[18:08] ---
Damn it!
[18:09] ---
Damn it, we can't save them all!
[18:14] ---
S-Stay back! Stay back!
[18:18] ---
Get away from me, you damn zombies!
[18:22] ---
Ch-Chief.
[18:34] ---
The food truck...
[18:42] ---
Hey, delivery team! I have an idea.
[18:46] ---
Will you help?
[18:50] ---
I'm not built for running!
[19:04] ---
T-!
[19:05] ---
Tendo?!
[19:08] ---
Chief! Now's our chance!
Hurry and get over here! Hurry!
[19:12] ---
That Akira...
Why is he helping that guy?
[19:15] ---
Akira!
[19:17] ---
I thought you didn't want
anything to do with him?
[19:21] ---
I don't, but...
[19:23] ---
Standing by while someone's
about to get eaten by zombies...
[19:27] ---
...isn't on my bucket list!
[19:35] ---
Now!
[19:55] ---
We're counting on you!
[19:56] ---
All right!
[20:00] ---
Now then...
[20:02] ---
Let's go!
[20:03] ---
G-Go?
[20:05] ---
-We're not gonna jump from here, are we?
-One.
[20:09] ---
Two... Three!
[20:30] ---
Akira!
[20:33] ---
You're amazing, Akira!
[20:35] ---
Good job, newbie!
[20:36] ---
That was amazing!
[20:38] ---
Thank you!
[20:39] ---
I only managed to pull it off
thanks to all your help.
[20:41] ---
Don't be so modest!
[20:43] ---
Oh, Shizuka!
[20:45] ---
We managed to pull through!
[20:48] ---
Good grief.
[20:50] ---
Honestly,
[20:53] ---
you're always doing something crazy.
[20:55] ---
It wasn't that great.
[20:56] ---
I wasn't giving you a compliment.
[21:04] ---
As expected from my subordinate!
[21:07] ---
He was a fine example, wasn't he?
[21:09] ---
You need to take after Tendo and,
from now on, be more--
[21:12] ---
Sorry, Kosugi.
[21:14] ---
But I'm done working for you.
[21:18] ---
You're always making people do things
while you do nothing yourself!
[21:22] ---
You're a dictator.
[21:23] ---
That newbie was a better leader than you!
[21:27] ---
We've more than paid our dues.
[21:31] ---
It's about time we leave.
[21:34] ---
Thanks so much!
[21:36] ---
We brought this stuff in,
so we're gonna haul it out!
[21:39] ---
No wait!
[21:40] ---
You guys... Wait!
[21:43] ---
-I treated you well, didn't I?
-Let's go.
[21:45] ---
Wait... Please! Hey!
[21:49] ---
Please wait!
[22:00] ---
You're joking, right?
[22:02] ---
You really don't remember?
[22:04] ---
I don't.
[22:06] ---
I blanked out
whenever the Chief was around.
[22:12] ---
That said, working sucked!
[22:15] ---
Maybe I'm not cut out for it!
[22:17] ---
It feels like
I'll never find the right job for me.
[22:22] ---
Is that so bad?
[22:23] ---
There's no rush to find a job.
[22:26] ---
What?
[22:27] ---
Online personalities,
e-sports athletes, drone pilots...
[22:31] ---
New jobs are created all the time.
[22:34] ---
Ones we couldn't imagine
a hundred years ago...
[22:36] ---
Being bored
[22:37] ---
We don't know
what tomorrow will bring in this world.
[22:38] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:40] ---
Or what jobs there will be.
It's anyone's guess.
[22:41] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:42] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:45] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:45] ---
So do what you want to do
and enjoy doing it.
[22:48] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:49] ---
Enjoy it for all it's worth.
[22:52] ---
Eventually, one day, one of those things
may become a job that only you can do.
[22:53] ---
Life & Death
[22:54] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[22:57] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:01] ---
One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:01] ---
You're right!
[23:04] ---
Let's go all the way
[23:05] ---
KUROMATSU, GUNMA
[23:05] ---
to the end of the world, yeah
[23:09] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:12] ---
You can leave the key behind
[23:14] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:17] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:20] ---
Has to have something
[23:22] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:24] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:26] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:28] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:32] ---
Living on a whim
[23:34] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:36] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:40] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:43] ---
We can take detours
[23:45] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:47] ---
Until the day everything ends
[24:00] ---
Next time:
Sushi & Hot Springs of the Dead.
E8 - Sushi & Hot Springs of the Dead
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[00:00] ---
CLASS A WATERWAY,
KARASUGAWA, GUNMA PREFECTURE
[00:00] ---
Kencho, Shizuka,
have you heard of mindfulness?
[00:05] ---
Immersing yourself in the present,
[00:07] ---
and freeing yourself
from the past and future, right?
[00:11] ---
We went over it a lot
in corporate seminars.
[00:13] ---
That's right.
[00:14] ---
I aspire to maintain that mindset
at all times.
[00:20] ---
Listen, Akira.
[00:22] ---
I'm going to give it to you straight.
[00:24] ---
I don't think you need to do this.
[00:26] ---
You're already there
with your mindfulness or whatever.
[00:29] ---
27. TRY SUP YOGA
[00:32] ---
Oh man, things are going great!
[00:35] ---
100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[00:35] ---
I never expected to achieve
15 out 100 so soon!
[00:38] ---
I may be able to complete
all 100 of them within a month!
[00:42] ---
I feel like you might get eaten
by a zombie once you do.
[00:45] ---
How long until we get
to your parent's place?
[00:47] ---
About an hour, I suppose.
[00:48] ---
That is if nothing happens, right?
[00:51] ---
Do you know how many days it took for us
to get here from Tokyo?
[00:54] ---
We just have to get there
before the end of summer!
[01:04] ---
What's going on?
[01:05] ---
A survivor?
[01:07] ---
They lost a wheel and can't move!
[01:09] ---
All right!
[01:10] ---
It's been a while,
but it's time for my shark suit!
[01:14] ---
You're just gonna charge in there?!
[01:16] ---
Oh, never mind already.
[01:19] ---
Stop right there, you zombies!
[01:21] ---
I won't let you do
whatever you want anymore!
[01:26] ---
Superhero of Justice, Akiraiger is here...
[01:38] ---
SLASH
[01:43] ---
CHOP
[01:47] ---
SHOOT
[01:48] ---
CROSSBOW
[01:52] ---
KILLING
[01:53] ---
COOL REFRIGERATION SERVICE
[01:56] ---
KILLING FIELD
[02:09] ---
Are we in a period drama?
[02:11] ---
That's so cool!
[02:13] ---
Danke schön.
[02:15] ---
I owe you all a debt of gratitude
for your assistance.
[02:19] ---
What?
[02:21] ---
My name is Beatrix Amerhauser.
[02:26] ---
A foreigner?
[02:28] ---
A girl?
[02:30] ---
I don't even know where to begin here.
[02:36] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:39] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:42] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:45] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:50] ---
From the outset, it’s a ban-banging upset!
[02:52] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[02:55] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[02:57] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[03:00] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[03:03] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[03:05] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[03:07] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[03:10] ---
Am I a fool for longing for these things?
[03:12] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[03:14] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[03:16] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[03:20] ---
Sooner or later, life will come to an end
[03:23] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
[03:26] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[03:29] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[03:34] ---
Do what you wanna do
[03:37] ---
Every night, every time
[03:40] ---
Let’s live until we’ve had our fill of fun
[03:49] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:51] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:54] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:57] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[04:04] ---
So, Beatrix, you came here from Germany
because you're a big fan of Japan?
[04:08] ---
Ja!
[04:09] ---
Nippon's culture is so wonderful!
[04:12] ---
Kyoto, Fujiyama, tea ceremony, ikebana...
[04:16] ---
I love this country
and I did much studying on all of them!
[04:20] ---
So that explains the Japanese armor.
[04:22] ---
That said,
it's not a bad anti-zombie strategy.
[04:27] ---
Refrigeration.
[04:29] ---
Fish?
[04:31] ---
I have reasons to see this fish delivered.
[04:36] ---
That is not possible anymore.
[04:39] ---
Seeing that you are all
brave samurai, I have a request!
[04:44] ---
Would you please help me
deliver this fish to Takasaki?
[04:51] ---
I suppose we could stop by
Takasaki City, but...
[04:54] ---
If she's transporting food to survivors,
shouldn't we help?
[04:58] ---
Even so, considering the risks
of going near a city...
[05:02] ---
Why do you want
to transport that fish so badly?
[05:05] ---
Ever since I was exposed
to Nippon's culture on TV as a child,
[05:09] ---
I've dreamed of coming here.
[05:13] ---
I worked many jobs saving up money,
but the morning I landed in Narita,
[05:18] ---
the pandemic was already...
[05:20] ---
The beautiful Nippon I dreamed of
was gone.
[05:26] ---
But after admiring Nippon's culture
for so many years,
[05:29] ---
I just had to see it
and experience it for myself.
[05:33] ---
And at last, I found it!
[05:35] ---
The last surviving sushi chef!
[05:39] ---
Huh?
[05:41] ---
Sushi?
[05:42] ---
The taisho of this sushi-ya told me
that if I could deliver fish to him,
[05:45] ---
he would let me have
my fill of delicious sushi!
[05:49] ---
-She's just in it for sushi?!
-She's just in it for sushi?!
[05:53] ---
Beatrix.
[05:56] ---
It's clear to me that your love of Japan
and it's culture is pure and true.
[06:01] ---
Regarding that fish...
[06:02] ---
7. PIG OUT AT A NICE SUSHI RESTAURANT
[06:03] ---
We'll deliver it to that sushi place
in Takasaki even if it costs us our lives!
[06:07] ---
-He's only in it for the sushi too!
-He's only in it for the sushi too!
[06:10] ---
Danke schön!
[06:12] ---
You are a true samurai!
[06:15] ---
Now that that's decided,
let's hurry, you two!
[06:17] ---
The fish is losing quality
every second we stand around!
[06:22] ---
It's time to show her
the spirit of hospitality!
[06:25] ---
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
[06:27] ---
The sushi-ya is down an alleyway
past Central Ginza.
[06:32] ---
A back alley!
[06:33] ---
I get the feeling
this place has a long history!
[06:34] ---
TAKASAKI
CENTRAL GINZA
[06:35] ---
I get the feeling
that it's a famous place!
[06:38] ---
But the last time I talked to him
over the phone was over three days ago.
[06:43] ---
I sure hope the taisho is all right.
[06:48] ---
Whoa, how many of them are there?
[06:51] ---
Shall we get going, Beatrix?
[06:54] ---
Okay, Akira!
[06:56] ---
Well, it's nice that you're motivated,
but do you have some sort of plan?
[07:01] ---
-Nope!
-Nein!
[07:01] ---
NOPE
[07:03] ---
Is charging in head first
the only thing they can think of?
[07:06] ---
I might have a plan.
[07:08] ---
What?
[07:11] ---
"All under heaven
is not for one man, but for all men."
[07:14] ---
UNPARALLELED
[07:15] ---
If we're going to do this,
we will all pig out on delicious sushi!
[07:19] ---
We're doing Three Kingdoms now?
[07:22] ---
Hey! This way, you zombies!
[07:25] ---
What do you think of this tasty
piece of ass?! Get a bite, if you can!
[07:35] ---
This way!
[07:37] ---
Come on!
[07:39] ---
Now, Akira!
[07:43] ---
Beatrix!
[07:44] ---
Please leave this to me.
[07:53] ---
UNPARALLELED
[08:03] ---
Shizuka!
[08:04] ---
I've rounded up as many as I could!
[08:07] ---
Are you ready?
[08:09] ---
Of course.
[08:10] ---
It is just as I planned.
[08:11] ---
All right!
[08:25] ---
The time has come!
[08:27] ---
UNPARALLELED
[08:28] ---
Now! Unleash the flames!
[08:31] ---
-Okay!
-Time for a barbecue!
[08:39] ---
Hey, isn't this a bit too many?
[08:43] ---
Hurry up and light the fire!
[08:44] ---
-O-Okay!
-J-Ja!
[08:46] ---
Oh, huh?
[08:47] ---
This match doesn't want to light.
[08:50] ---
Hurry!
[08:54] ---
This is bad.
[08:56] ---
At this rate,
our RV will be buried in zombies!
[09:01] ---
No way.
[09:02] ---
If that happens,
the fish we transported will be...
[09:05] ---
We can't fight that many.
[09:08] ---
It's all over!
[09:10] ---
Fear...
[09:12] ---
is just an excuse not to act.
[09:16] ---
It's not about whether we can or can’t.
[09:18] ---
It's about whether we have a burning
desire right here to "want" to do it!
[09:24] ---
-He just wants to eat sushi.
-He just wants to eat sushi.
[09:28] ---
If we can't eat
at a nice sushi restaurant,
[09:31] ---
I'd rather become a zombie!
[09:47] ---
Incoming!
[09:58] ---
Oshite mairu!
[10:03] ---
Beatrix!
[10:05] ---
I'm sorry about
my shameful behavior earlier.
[10:09] ---
I will no longer waver.
[10:14] ---
Let's do this, Akira!
[10:16] ---
Okay!
[10:48] ---
A-Akira!
[10:49] ---
Leave it to me!
[11:00] ---
Why you...
[11:01] ---
They just keep coming!
[11:03] ---
Akira, at this rate...
[11:12] ---
That's my Walkman!
[11:16] ---
TOYS
[11:16] ---
And we'll do this...
[11:21] ---
What are you going to use it for?
[11:26] ---
We don't know what'll happen,
so we should prepare a backup plan.
[11:31] ---
This is...
[11:35] ---
The zombies are...
[11:37] ---
TAKASAKI
CENTRAL GINZA
[11:37] ---
They're getting lured away!
[11:43] ---
I didn't want to do this because
it would cause more damage,
[11:46] ---
but I guess I have no choice, do I?
[11:49] ---
Once again, the time has come.
[11:52] ---
Release them!
[12:25] ---
Aww, yeah!
[12:26] ---
Tonight we're pigging out
on fancy all-you-can-eat sushi!
[12:33] ---
DAIGINZUSHI
SUSHI
[12:34] ---
Delicious!
[12:37] ---
What the hell is this?
[12:38] ---
I don't even have to chew.
It just melts in my mouth!
[12:41] ---
The vinegared rice
gently falls apart in my mouth.
[12:44] ---
And it's prepared with such care.
I have no complaints about this sushi.
[12:47] ---
It's firm and has
the right amount of sweetness.
[12:50] ---
I've never eaten anything like this,
even when entertaining clients in Ginza!
[12:53] ---
I may have moved back home to Gunma,
[12:56] ---
but I've been honing my skills
for about thirty years in Tsukiji!
[13:01] ---
You came to eat my sushi
even at the end of the world!
[13:05] ---
Eat as much as you like today!
[13:07] ---
Perhaps I'll try the gizzard shad next!
[13:09] ---
Another bottle of cold sake!
[13:11] ---
So tasty! It's so tasty
that I could keep eating this forever!
[13:14] ---
Nice sushi restaurants are the best!
[13:25] ---
How is it, Beatrix?
[13:29] ---
I-It's bitter.
[13:32] ---
Bittersweet, but delicious.
[13:35] ---
I'm really happy to be here!
[13:40] ---
Welcome to Japan!
[13:43] ---
I can't believe
you're shedding tears over my sushi.
[13:47] ---
I worked every day, without any days off,
[13:50] ---
even on my daughter's wedding day
and the day my wife died.
[13:53] ---
I've never felt so honored as a chef.
[13:57] ---
You guys are probably my last customers!
[13:59] ---
DAIGINZUSHI
SUSHI
[14:00] ---
Tonight, you can drink
all the sake in the restaurant!
[14:04] ---
Are you serious, Taisho!
[14:05] ---
You're so generous!
[14:05] ---
7. PIG OUT AT A NICE SUSHI RESTAURANT
[14:12] ---
So, this is one of Nippon's heat waves.
[14:15] ---
They are not to be underestimated.
[14:17] ---
We haven't had a proper bath in days now.
[14:21] ---
Bathing in a river
just makes us smell swampy.
[14:24] ---
I just want to bathe in some
pristine hot water once in a while!
[14:27] ---
With that said...
[14:28] ---
We're going to a hot spring!
[14:31] ---
16. KICK BACK IN A HOT SPRING
[14:32] ---
-Whoa! Amazing!
-Whoa! Amazing!
[14:35] ---
Hot water fields are amazing!
[14:42] ---
I knew it.
[14:43] ---
I fear I may fall out
even with the men's one.
[14:46] ---
I wish I had your problem.
[14:48] ---
Uh-huh, you're both looking splendid!
[14:52] ---
When I worked at that exploitative
company every hour of the day,
[14:55] ---
I never dreamed
of taking a vacation like this!
[14:59] ---
So, this is a hot spring town!
[15:01] ---
Most of Europe's cities
are built around a town square.
[15:06] ---
But Nippon's hot springs towns
are a very rare sight.
[15:11] ---
Since they are developed
around the gushing hot springs!
[15:15] ---
I see. As usual,
you're quite knowledgeable, aren't you?
[15:18] ---
Kusatsu Hot Spring was always at the top
[15:20] ---
of the National
Hot Spring Efficacy Record,
[15:22] ---
which was published
during the Edo period to the Meiji period.
[15:24] ---
She knows more about Japan
than any Japanese person.
[15:26] ---
They claimed they could cure
everything but love sickness
[15:30] ---
and drew visitors
from all over the country!
[15:33] ---
Everything but love sickness, huh?
[15:35] ---
Then hopping in one
won't cure my feelings for Bea!
[15:41] ---
Love, huh?
[15:50] ---
Normally, this would've been
a good place to go on a date!
[15:55] ---
Sorry you're stuck with us.
[15:59] ---
Dating is a waste of time and resources
for what amounts to temporary pleasure.
[16:04] ---
Your 20s are better spent
acquiring the knowledge and skills
[16:08] ---
to get promotions and earn more money.
[16:11] ---
You can think about whether you need
a partner once you've done that.
[16:15] ---
That sounds like something
you would say, Shizuka.
[16:18] ---
But for me, life would be more fun
with someone I liked,
[16:22] ---
and I feel like I would work harder too!
[16:27] ---
How ridiculous.
[16:30] ---
You might fall for someone
who doesn't love you back,
[16:33] ---
or become the object of affection
of someone you don't like.
[16:36] ---
Love is an investment
with poor cost performance.
[16:39] ---
An utter waste of time.
[16:44] ---
LARGE OPEN-AIR BATH
[16:47] ---
-A large open-air bath! It's huge!
-A large open-air bath! It's huge!
[16:51] ---
I'm going first!
[16:53] ---
H-Hold on!
[16:59] ---
Weren't you going
to kick back in a hot spring?
[17:02] ---
But I guess I can finally
wash away all the grime!
[17:04] ---
Let's leave the boys
and head to the women's bath!
[17:07] ---
Shizuka, this thing is,
there's no hot water in the women's bath.
[17:12] ---
What?
[17:13] ---
It appears the pump isn't working.
[17:15] ---
You're joking, right?
[17:17] ---
So then, the only hot spring
is this men's bath?
[17:25] ---
These are extreme circumstances.
[17:27] ---
Desperate times
call for desperate measures.
[17:30] ---
There's no need to be ashamed.
[17:33] ---
-Come join--
-Intolerable, obscene, revolting.
[17:35] ---
Every fiber of my being
is repulsed by you.
[17:40] ---
You're wrong about that, Shizuka.
[17:43] ---
Huh?
[17:43] ---
Since ancient times,
this country has had a...
[17:46] ---
Tradition and practice of...
[17:50] ---
In other words, let us not be ashamed!
[17:54] ---
Konyoku bathing is a proud cultural
and historical practice of Nippon!
[17:58] ---
-Thank you for loving our culture!
-Thank you for loving our culture!
[18:13] ---
There's so many of them!
[18:19] ---
This means...
[18:20] ---
we won't be able
to kick back at a hot spring!
[18:23] ---
What a disappointment!
[18:24] ---
I wanted to visit
all the famous locations!
[18:27] ---
Just when Bea
was about to bathe with us too!
[18:32] ---
Damn it! Damn it all!
[18:37] ---
I don't think we can
make it back to the car.
[18:40] ---
We just have to pray
that they'll eventually go away.
[18:44] ---
That aside, what about the hot spring?
[18:46] ---
I still haven't got to kick back at all!
[18:49] ---
At least you got to soak in one
for a little while!
[18:52] ---
I wanted to wash away my grime, too!
[19:04] ---
I'm thirsty.
[19:10] ---
The sound of water?
[19:21] ---
Amazing.
[19:23] ---
There's a hot spring
in the middle of the mountains.
[19:30] ---
This seriously feels great.
[19:33] ---
I bet heaven's got nothin' on this!
[19:41] ---
Sh-Sh-Shizuka?
[19:47] ---
Sorry!
[19:48] ---
I seriously didn't know you were there!
It really was an accident!
[19:52] ---
I-I get it already.
Hurry up and get out!
[19:54] ---
What?
[19:55] ---
That's not fair!
[19:58] ---
I wanted to kick back
in a hot spring this whole time!
[20:02] ---
If I have to leave without getting
in a hot spring after coming all the way,
[20:05] ---
I'd rather be eaten by zombies!
[20:08] ---
He really only cares about
soaking in the hot spring?!
[20:13] ---
I-In that case...
[20:18] ---
Make sure you stay on the other side
of the boulder!
[20:21] ---
Okay!
[20:22] ---
And if you turn around, you're dead!
[20:24] ---
Okay!
[20:36] ---
About earlier...
[20:38] ---
I'm sorry.
[20:39] ---
Huh?
[20:40] ---
When I shot down your ideas about love.
[20:45] ---
My father never approved
of the way I lived my life.
[20:51] ---
When your opinions are always ignored,
[20:54] ---
it makes it difficult
to accept the opinions of others.
[20:57] ---
In order to defend your position,
[20:59] ---
you assert your legitimacy
by rejecting what others say.
[21:05] ---
But you're not concerned
about winning approval.
[21:09] ---
You just say whatever comes to mind.
[21:13] ---
So it made me
a little jealous and frustrated.
[21:16] ---
And the old me slipped out.
[21:21] ---
The truth is, I'm just bad at romance.
[21:25] ---
I'm afraid of getting hurt.
[21:28] ---
That's why I said
work was more important,
[21:30] ---
and I was just trying to act tough.
[21:33] ---
Shizuka, r-right now...
[21:38] ---
you're being very open.
[21:44] ---
If I ever fall in love,
[21:48] ---
I hope it's with someone
I can be this open with.
[21:59] ---
Wait, what I said just now...
I didn't mean it like that.
[22:02] ---
Huh? Huh?
[22:04] ---
So, does that mean...
[22:11] ---
Whoa!
[22:13] ---
There's a hot spring
in the middle of the mountains!
[22:17] ---
It's a noyu, a naturally occurring spring!
[22:21] ---
It is said...
[22:21] ---
IT IS SAID, KUSATSU HOT SPRINGS
WAS DISCOVERED BY MONKS...
[22:23] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:24] ---
Since when did you two start hooking up?
[22:25] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:27] ---
No, wait, this is...
[22:28] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:28] ---
It's not what you think!
[22:29] ---
I wanted to soak in a hot spring, too.
[22:30] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:31] ---
How could you two go off by yourselves?!
[22:33] ---
I don't wanna be a third wheel but I won't
forgive you for doing this behind my back!
[22:33] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:37] ---
Let us soak in there too!
[22:38] ---
Life & Death
[22:39] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[22:42] ---
Stay out!
[22:42] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[22:43] ---
This feels super great!
[22:45] ---
Hot springs are the best!
[22:46] ---
16. KICK BACK IN A HOT SPRING
[22:47] ---
Hot springs are the best!
[22:50] ---
I guess I have no choice.
[22:54] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[22:57] ---
You can leave the key behind
[22:59] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:02] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:05] ---
Has to have something
[23:07] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:09] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:11] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:13] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:17] ---
Living on a whim
[23:19] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:21] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:25] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:28] ---
We can take detours
[23:30] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:32] ---
Until the day everything ends
[23:46] ---
Next time: Treehouse of the Dead.
E9 - Treehouse of the Dead
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[00:00] ---
A college in Tokyo?
[00:03] ---
That's fine and all,
but why do you want to go there?
[00:07] ---
A production company?
[00:09] ---
Is that really
the kind of work you want to do?
[00:14] ---
Find your dream, Akira.
Biggest one you can.
[00:19] ---
A man without a dream
is nothing more than a jellyfish.
[00:23] ---
Like you know anything.
[00:26] ---
You're just...
[00:29] ---
a country farmer.
[00:34] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:37] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:40] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:43] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:47] ---
From the outset, it’s a ban-banging upset!
[00:50] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[00:52] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[00:55] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[00:58] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[01:01] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[01:03] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[01:05] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[01:08] ---
Am I a fool for longing for these things?
[01:10] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[01:12] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[01:14] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[01:18] ---
Sooner or later, life will come to an end
[01:21] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
[01:24] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[01:27] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[01:32] ---
Do what you wanna do
[01:35] ---
Every night, every time
[01:38] ---
Let’s live until we’ve had our fill of fun
[01:47] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:49] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:52] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:55] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:02] ---
Oh man!
[02:03] ---
We're almost at Akira's hometown!
[02:05] ---
I sure hope your parents are all right.
[02:08] ---
They'll be fine!
[02:09] ---
My parents wouldn't go down that easily!
[02:12] ---
As your best friend,
I have to introduce myself to them!
[02:15] ---
I'll entertain them with a one-liner!
[02:17] ---
UNPARALLELED
-I'll draw 'em in by getting naked.
[02:21] ---
It's been three years
since you visited your parents, right?
[02:24] ---
You're not nervous, are you?
[02:26] ---
N-No! Not at all!
[02:30] ---
Well, honestly,
it's gonna be kind of awkward.
[02:35] ---
Now that I've quit my job, I don't know
what I'm gonna say when I see him.
[02:38] ---
Akira!
[02:46] ---
What's going on?
[02:49] ---
I'll go check it out!
[02:58] ---
Zombies.
[02:59] ---
Your village is past this tunnel, right?
[03:02] ---
You don't think...
[03:03] ---
The villagers have...
[03:06] ---
No. I don't recognize anyone in there.
[03:18] ---
Anyway, since we can't
get through the tunnel,
[03:20] ---
there's only one other way to continue.
[03:23] ---
We'll cut through the forest,
and go over the mountain.
[03:38] ---
Don't worry.
[03:41] ---
The entrance and exit of the tunnel
were sealed.
[03:45] ---
They probably managed to seal away
the zombies that came from the cities.
[03:49] ---
I'm sure the villagers are safe.
[03:54] ---
A scream?!
[03:55] ---
Where is it coming from?
[03:59] ---
O-Out of the way!
[04:01] ---
A zombie boar?
[04:02] ---
Please get down!
[04:04] ---
Oshite mairu!
[04:14] ---
Are you all right?
[04:18] ---
Man, you really did me a solid back there!
[04:21] ---
My name is Masaru Kumano!
Nice to meet you!
[04:27] ---
Mr. Kumano, what are you doing
so deep in the forest?
[04:30] ---
What am I doing? The cities are overrun
with monsters, aren't they?
[04:34] ---
I was looking for a safe place
and ended up settling here!
[04:38] ---
That monster boar was unexpected, though!
[04:41] ---
Home is where you make it!
I understand!
[04:44] ---
But you can't live
in the middle of the forest!
[04:49] ---
Wh-Whoa!
[04:52] ---
This is...
[04:53] ---
Could it be?
[04:55] ---
It's a treehouse, of course!
[04:57] ---
Despite how things seem,
I'm a master carpenter!
[05:00] ---
No house?
No problem, I can just build one!
[05:05] ---
23. BUILD A TREEHOUSE
-Uh, based on how things have been going...
[05:07] ---
Japanisch Tischler!
[05:09] ---
This is an oak tree!
[05:12] ---
Oaks have large, thick branches
so they make perfect host trees.
[05:17] ---
Southern trees rot too easily!
[05:19] ---
But you can find
some northern trees in this area!
[05:22] ---
This is an amazing and rare forest
[05:24] ---
that's quite unusual
from a global perspective!
[05:26] ---
Mr. Kumano,
[05:27] ---
there's no telling when another zombie
boar will attack before it's completed.
[05:30] ---
This is a race against time.
[05:32] ---
It'd be better if you had help, right?
[05:34] ---
W-Well, sure...
[05:36] ---
Aren't we racing against time
to see if your parents are safe?
[05:39] ---
I can't believe
you'd ignore someone in danger!
[05:42] ---
Have some heart, Shizuka!
[05:45] ---
Your own secret base where you can stretch
your wings and leave the world down below!
[05:49] ---
A building at one with nature,
[05:51] ---
where you can embrace
the mighty power of the trees!
[05:53] ---
Where sky's the limit for design!
[05:55] ---
A treasure trove of imagination
and playfulness!
[05:57] ---
A dreamhouse suspended in mid-air!
[05:59] ---
A treehouse!
[06:01] ---
Can we?! We only live once.
Can we build a treehouse with our hands?
[06:07] ---
I think that's a great idea.
[06:09] ---
I don't understand what's going on,
but I'll be counting on you!
[06:16] ---
PITY REVEAL ENTRUST
-Affection. Sympathy. Affection. Sympathy.
[06:21] ---
Honestly, why are men always so...
[06:22] ---
I did it!
[06:25] ---
A hose?
[06:26] ---
It's difficult to judge how level
things are between trees by eyeballing it.
[06:30] ---
You can measure it by checking the water
level of a hose filled with water!
[06:33] ---
Whoa!
[06:34] ---
Amazing!
[06:35] ---
I see. You're right!
[06:37] ---
Eyeballing it, I thought it was level,
but I was completely off!
[06:41] ---
If you place your nails and bolts
in the right locations,
[06:44] ---
you won't damage the tree!
[06:45] ---
-Whoa! I see!
-Whoa! I see!
[06:48] ---
It's best to leave a five cm gap
between boards,
[06:50] ---
so fallen leaves won't get stuck in them!
[06:52] ---
-I see!
-I see!
[06:54] ---
Treehouses are built differently
from tree to tree.
[06:58] ---
The tree itself
will tell you how to build,
[07:01] ---
and what kind of house it'll be.
[07:03] ---
If you're not sure of something,
ask the forest.
[07:06] ---
The forest?
[07:08] ---
That's right!
[07:09] ---
The foundation of a treehouse
is the tree itself.
[07:12] ---
If the host tree dies,
the house is done for.
[07:16] ---
When you think of a tree, think about
the other trees and the earth around it.
[07:21] ---
By doing that, you'll become mindful
of the entire forest.
[07:26] ---
And that's how you'll hear
the voice of the forest.
[07:38] ---
I feel like I just learned something
really profound.
[07:43] ---
When you think of a tree, think about
the other trees and the earth around it.
[07:47] ---
By doing that, you'll become mindful
of the entire forest.
[07:52] ---
And that's how you'll hear
the voice of the forest, huh?
[07:58] ---
Does that mean...
[08:00] ---
If you think of yourself
[08:02] ---
and others around you...
[08:05] ---
you'll become mindful of the whole world?
[08:09] ---
So, when the day comes when I can hear
the voice of the world one day...
[08:14] ---
What would I write in my bucket list then?
[08:20] ---
You know, you've got
quite a knack for this!
[08:23] ---
What? Really?
Thank you very much!
[08:26] ---
I've always dreamed of having
a treehouse since I was little.
[08:31] ---
That's great to hear!
[08:32] ---
Come to think of it,
[08:34] ---
my son used to pester me to build
a treehouse for him when he was a kid!
[08:38] ---
I see!
[08:39] ---
Where is your son right now?
[08:46] ---
Mr. Kumano?
[08:49] ---
My son was bitten by my wife
right before my eyes.
[08:54] ---
So, I had to deal with 'em...
with my own hands.
[08:57] ---
I thought I could take my time
[08:59] ---
and build a tree house with my son
when he was bigger and I had retired.
[09:05] ---
People say, when you're ready to repay
your parent, it's already too late.
[09:10] ---
Turns out,
it works the other way 'round too.
[09:16] ---
Whoops!
[09:22] ---
You have my support.
[09:24] ---
Let's finish this together!
[09:28] ---
Thank you.
[09:30] ---
All right! Just a little more
until it's complete!
[09:34] ---
Let's give it our all!
[09:41] ---
The treehouse is complete!
[09:46] ---
This is the best house ever! Yay!
[09:50] ---
This canned food is very delicious!
[09:52] ---
It was the right call
to grab these from the store!
SIGN 23. BUILD A TREEHOUSE
[09:58] ---
Mr. Kumano,
it's been great working with you.
[10:01] ---
I'll be in this forest.
[10:04] ---
If there's trouble, give me a holler,
and I'll give you a hand.
[10:07] ---
Okay!
[10:08] ---
How unusual.
[10:09] ---
I thought you would say,
"I got to spend the night in a treehouse."
[10:13] ---
Yeah, well...
[10:17] ---
I kinda got a strong urge
to see my mom and dad.
[10:31] ---
That was close!
[10:32] ---
Aren't there any other routes
we can take, Akira?!
[10:35] ---
This place used to be called
the "Hungry Gorge."
[10:38] ---
because of how many people died here.
[10:40] ---
Until they opened the tunnel, this was
the route to and from the village!
[10:46] ---
Also they say my village started out
as a penal colony long ago.
[10:49] ---
Enclosed by steep mountains and valleys...
It's like a remote island on land!
[10:54] ---
Hey!
[10:55] ---
We somehow managed to cross it.
[10:57] ---
Y-You sure grew up in a pretty wild place.
[11:01] ---
Would you believe
I was a wild child myself?!
[11:03] ---
Yeah, I believe it.
[11:05] ---
But thanks to all this...
[11:07] ---
It's very likely that everyone
in the village is still safe!
[11:13] ---
We're here.
[11:15] ---
That's my home,
where I was born and raised!
[11:23] ---
Have I given anything back to my parents
since becoming an adult?
[11:28] ---
Their birthdays and my first paycheck...
[11:31] ---
I had plenty of opportunities,
[11:34] ---
but I never really thought about it
until now.
[11:38] ---
Dad... Mom...
[11:42] ---
I'll be home soon!
[11:51] ---
N-No way...
[11:55] ---
Where's everyone from the village?!
[11:57] ---
Dad. Mom!
[12:00] ---
Akira!
[12:03] ---
This can't be happening.
[12:04] ---
This can't be happening, right?!
[12:06] ---
Please! I'm begging you!
Please be safe!
[12:10] ---
Dad! Mom!
[12:13] ---
Hey, yo! Yo, ho!
[12:16] ---
Drink! Dance!
[12:18] ---
And a'yo ho ho!
[12:25] ---
Hey, yo ho! What's this?
[12:27] ---
A-Aren't you Akira, Tendo's kid?
[12:31] ---
Teruo! Akiko! Akira has come back!
[12:34] ---
What?
[12:35] ---
Akira? Akira, is that you?
[12:43] ---
Dad...
[12:52] ---
Dad! Thanks for working hard everyday
non-stop to put me through college!
[12:59] ---
Mom! Thanks for packing me lunch everyday
and washing my rugby club uniforms!
[13:06] ---
I wouldn't be alive today
if it weren't for the both of you!
[13:10] ---
I've just given you nothing
but troubles and worries.
[13:14] ---
Also!
[13:16] ---
I've never done anything for you!
[13:18] ---
I used work as an excuse to not visit you
for the past three years.
[13:23] ---
I'm sorry! I'm really sor—
[13:30] ---
That hurts! What was that for?
[13:33] ---
Ya came back here
just to spill that nonsense?
[13:38] ---
The world's a mess.
Think a little before you act.
[13:42] ---
Nonsense?
[13:44] ---
Y'all Akira's friends?
[13:46] ---
You must've had a tough time
crossing that dangerous path.
[13:49] ---
We've got plenty of empty rooms,
so get some rest for now.
[13:52] ---
Oh, thank you!
[13:54] ---
Thank you very much!
[13:57] ---
I leave the rest to you, dear.
[13:59] ---
I'm off to the fields.
[14:03] ---
Your dad's not the man I'd pictured.
[14:06] ---
-All right, we should get to work too!
-All right!
[14:11] ---
We have wild plants we forage in the
mountains and vegetables from our fields.
[14:15] ---
We're a small village with nothing fancy,
but please make yourself at home.
[14:19] ---
Thank you very much, ma'am!
[14:21] ---
Thanks for the food!
[14:24] ---
Whoa! This is so good!
[14:26] ---
So this is tempura!
[14:30] ---
Have you been locked down here
sustaining yourselves
[14:33] ---
all this time in the village?
[14:34] ---
Yes, we're a remote village
[14:37] ---
that's pretty much sealed off
every winter anyway with all the snow.
[14:41] ---
We've always survived the winter
by farming and hunting.
[14:46] ---
So, this spot of trouble
isn't trouble at all.
[14:48] ---
I see.
[14:50] ---
If I may ask...
[14:52] ---
The zombies in the tunnel...
[14:54] ---
A lot of people from the city
tried to take shelter here
[14:57] ---
when they heard rumors
that this village was safe.
[15:00] ---
But some of them were infected and spread
the infection to those around them.
[15:08] ---
We had no choice but to seal the tunnel.
[15:11] ---
Stopped the infection in its tracks.
[15:14] ---
I'm really glad
you and the others are safe!
[15:18] ---
Anyway, a number of people from the city
managed to survive.
[15:23] ---
This village has been losing residents
for a while,
[15:26] ---
so there are many empty houses.
[15:27] ---
We let them use those and live with us.
[15:32] ---
Wunderbar!
[15:33] ---
Akira!
[15:34] ---
We should add historic home renovations
on your list!
[15:37] ---
Whoa! That's a good one!
[15:40] ---
Hold on now!
[15:41] ---
There was a reason why I came back
to my parents' place!
[15:44] ---
I haven't repaid Mom and Dad!
[15:47] ---
I have to be a good son!
[15:49] ---
31. GO HOME AND SPEND TIME WITH MY PARENTS
-I have to be a good son!
[15:52] ---
This is truly a glimpse of old Japan.
[15:55] ---
I wasn't even born here, but I feel like
I've returned to my hometown.
[16:00] ---
What’s this feeling of nostalgia?
[16:01] ---
-Right?
-Right?
[16:03] ---
Oh! You don't need to do that!
[16:05] ---
I'll wash the dishes for you!
You can just sit back!
[16:08] ---
Really?
[16:10] ---
Anyway, look, I got you a souvenir!
It's Biyoko Tweats, a Tokyo specialty!
[16:14] ---
Oh, thank you.
[16:16] ---
Oh! Are you tired?
Want me to massage your shoulders?
[16:18] ---
I'm all right.
[16:19] ---
Then how about
I take you on a trip somewhere!
[16:22] ---
How about a hot spring?
[16:22] ---
I found a really amazing spring
in the mountains recently.
[16:26] ---
Akira.
[16:27] ---
Thanks for worrying about me,
[16:30] ---
but aren't you exhausted
from your long journey?
[16:33] ---
I can do the dishes myself,
so get some rest.
[16:39] ---
Hey, Akira.
[16:42] ---
Could use your help if you're free.
[16:54] ---
H-How have you been lately?
[16:57] ---
Have your backaches gone away?
[16:58] ---
Nah. It's the same as always.
[17:02] ---
Dad, you've really been doing this
by yourself?
[17:05] ---
Working the fields sure is hard work!
[17:06] ---
Nah, it's not that bad.
[17:10] ---
But now that I'm here,
I can help you with anything!
[17:12] ---
You can count on me for--
[17:14] ---
Everyone in the village must work together
to do their part.
[17:18] ---
Everyone knows that.
[17:20] ---
Th-That's true.
[17:28] ---
I'm having trouble
making Mom and Dad happy.
[17:36] ---
This is so difficult!
[17:40] ---
How do you...
[17:43] ---
repay your parents?
[17:52] ---
Don't expect I've got much time left...
[17:54] ---
Dad!
[17:55] ---
The green beans were ready to harvest.
[17:57] ---
This should be enough for dinner...
[18:00] ---
Uh, Dad?
[18:03] ---
-Is something--
-Nah. It's nothing.
[18:29] ---
Oh...
[18:30] ---
Those guys came from the city.
[18:33] ---
That guy...
I've seen him before.
[18:42] ---
A-Are we really doing this?
[18:45] ---
Of course we are.
[18:53] ---
JOB SEARCH
-Just 23,000 Yen
for contract work? And no bonus?
[18:56] ---
Just 23,000 Yen
for contract work? And no bonus?
[19:02] ---
Do they think I'm stupid?
[19:05] ---
I guess working really is for losers.
[19:09] ---
Damn it!
[19:11] ---
I should've had that old lady get me more.
[19:15] ---
What a pain!
[19:18] ---
When and why did I start falling behind
those around me?
[19:24] ---
A life of being unwanted
by society and by others.
[19:32] ---
I wish I could go back to summer break
[19:35] ---
in grade school when I didn't
have to think about anything
[19:38] ---
and I could go to the pool with my friends
every day and do whatever I wanted.
[19:48] ---
Help me!
[19:51] ---
Stop it!
[20:00] ---
Wh-What the hell is that?
[20:16] ---
Yes!
[20:18] ---
I'm free!
[20:20] ---
I was unwanted by those guys and society!
[20:24] ---
And they've all...
They've all been destroyed!
[20:27] ---
From now on, it's summer break every day!
[21:17] ---
Going to the public pool by yourself
during summer break is pretty lame.
[21:24] ---
Hey, you three.
[21:27] ---
Do ya wanna have some fun together?
SIGN TRY OUT ANY AND EVERY...
[21:35] ---
Fire a real gun...
[21:38] ---
Blow something up with dynamite.
[21:40] ---
Burn down the company that insulted me.
[21:43] ---
I wanna force my tongue
down a girl's throat!
[21:47] ---
Slap my bitch of a wife!
[21:52] ---
We've all been rejected by society.
[21:58] ---
It's our turn to have fun
and do whatever we want.
[22:01] ---
Our last summer break!
[22:06] ---
We're all just waiting to become zombies.
[22:12] ---
But while we're waiting...
SIGN 100 THINGS WE WANT TO DO BEFORE BECOMING ZOMBIES -might as well do what we want.
[22:19] ---
100 THINGS WE WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING ZOMBIES
-It’d be a shame if we didn't.
[22:21] ---
Being bored
[22:23] ---
With nothing but efficient days
[22:25] ---
Sure that's fine
[22:28] ---
But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:30] ---
When I think today could be my last
[22:33] ---
Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
[22:37] ---
Life & Death
[22:39] ---
How many times has it been already?
And yet...
[22:42] ---
I can't stop; like a junkie
[22:46] ---
One more time, c'mon, one more time
[22:49] ---
Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
[22:54] ---
C'mon, I want to find happiness
[22:57] ---
You can leave the key behind
[22:59] ---
If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
[23:02] ---
C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:05] ---
Has to have something
[23:07] ---
How about it? All right!
[23:09] ---
Let's get excited about today!
[23:10] ---
C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:13] ---
I want to keep laughing with you
[23:16] ---
Living on a whim
[23:19] ---
C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:21] ---
So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:25] ---
All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:28] ---
We can take detours
[23:30] ---
If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:32] ---
Until the day everything ends
[23:46] ---
Next time: Hometown of the Dead I.
E10 - Hometown of the Dead I
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[00:01] ---
Wow.
[00:02] ---
I think it's coming together!
[00:05] ---
Akira, since your hair is short,
[00:07] ---
we'll start by adding extensions
for volume,
SIGN 100 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
-and sew them into your natural hair
with an extension hook.
[00:14] ---
Finally, we'll secure them by weaving in
any loose strands, and you're done!
[00:24] ---
Starting today, I'm...
[00:27] ---
Farmer Dreadlocks!
[00:29] ---
Yay!
SIGN 5. TRY OUT DREADLOCKS
[00:36] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:39] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:42] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:45] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[00:49] ---
From the outset, it's a ban-banging upset!
[00:52] ---
Metamorphose into a classic life
[00:54] ---
Once upon a time
Long, long ago
[00:57] ---
Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
[01:00] ---
Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
[01:03] ---
Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
[01:05] ---
Wake up again to a coerced routine
[01:07] ---
Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
[01:10] ---
Am I a fool for longing for these things?
[01:12] ---
Song of the Dead!!
[01:14] ---
I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
[01:16] ---
Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
[01:20] ---
Sooner or later, life will come to an end
[01:23] ---
Want more than a sense of futility,
don't you?
[01:26] ---
Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
[01:29] ---
Go back to the basics
and start something new
[01:34] ---
Do what you wanna do
[01:37] ---
Every night, every time
[01:40] ---
Let's live until we've had our fill of fun
[01:49] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:51] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:54] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:57] ---
Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:03] ---
I see. So you worked at a specialty salon
for over ten years?
[02:07] ---
Yes, I was totally devoted to dreadlocks.
[02:09] ---
So when I heard that Akira wanted
dreadlocks, I just had to help him out.
[02:14] ---
I taught at a college in Tokyo.
[02:16] ---
I was a makeup artist for movies.
[02:20] ---
Wow, movies?
What did you work on?
[02:23] ---
Let's see...
[02:25] ---
I did this one. Do you know it?
[02:27] ---
Oh! I've seen this one!
[02:29] ---
So, it was made in Japan, huh?
[02:31] ---
That's right!
[02:33] ---
We were just filming the sequel and...
[02:40] ---
We were filming, until the day
the pandemic started...
[02:46] ---
You'd never expect to be attacked by real
zombies while filming a zombie movie.
[02:54] ---
We took too long to notice.
[02:57] ---
And so...
[02:59] ---
Mr. Nakayama, you're so convincing!
[03:19] ---
So much happened along the way here.
[03:25] ---
But...
[03:27] ---
Everyone in the village
welcomed us with open arms.
[03:32] ---
I can't thank them enough
for their kindness.
[03:37] ---
Even though it's just
wishful thinking for now,
[03:41] ---
I'd like to continue living
in this village.
[03:46] ---
That's how I truly feel.
[03:53] ---
You're right!
[04:05] ---
Thanks.
[04:07] ---
It must be tough doing work
you're unaccustomed to.
[04:10] ---
Not at all.
[04:11] ---
The key to keeping
this village safe from zombies
[04:13] ---
might come from using skills
from a time without electricity.
[04:18] ---
I'm very interested
in how people live here.
[04:24] ---
Well, I don't really get it, but nothing
beats rice cooked on a hearth!
[04:29] ---
Add plenty of water and place it
on a strong fire for the perfect rice!
[04:34] ---
I see.
[04:36] ---
I guess all that extra effort
makes it taste even better.
[04:39] ---
Very interes--
[04:41] ---
-Akemi!
-No!
[04:44] ---
Cut it out, Old Man Hiko!
[04:47] ---
You left me all alone!
Where have you been all this time?
[04:51] ---
Sorry about that.
[04:53] ---
He's been that way ever since
his old lady passed away.
[04:57] ---
I-I see.
[04:59] ---
Akemi! Is dinner ready yet?
[05:02] ---
He may not look it, but he used to be
the best hunter in this village.
[05:05] ---
Hey, Tome.
[05:07] ---
Ya got any rope or something
you can spare?
[05:10] ---
I was haying and sliced myself
with the scythe.
[05:14] ---
How terrible!
I'll get you some right away.
[05:17] ---
Um, try not to bind it too tightly
or you'll risk necrosis of the tissue.
[05:23] ---
First, raise the injury above your heart
and after applying pressure to the area,
[05:27] ---
then try applying pressure to the artery.
[05:30] ---
You seem to know a lot about this.
Are you a doctor?
[05:34] ---
Huh? Oh, no.
[05:35] ---
When I was little, I was interested
in medicine, so I did some reading on it.
[05:39] ---
What's this? A doctor?
[05:42] ---
My back has been feeling worse
than usual since this morning.
[05:45] ---
Like I said--
[05:47] ---
What a young and beautiful doctor!
[05:49] ---
I stumbled and hurt my knee.
[05:52] ---
My stomach isn't feeling good.
[05:53] ---
-I can't control my bladder.
-Um...
[05:55] ---
-I'm constipated.
-Well...
[05:56] ---
Akemi!
[05:58] ---
No!
[06:00] ---
Heard she's a doctor.
[06:01] ---
How wonderful.
[06:04] ---
Is that what I think it is?
[06:06] ---
Is this a cesspit?
[06:08] ---
You don't see them being used much
nowadays,
[06:11] ---
but we're grateful we have a
source for natural fertilizer.
[06:14] ---
Fertilizer?
[06:16] ---
In Japan, the rain washes away
a lot of the minerals from our fields.
[06:20] ---
But if we recycle the food that we eat
by returning it to the soil,
[06:24] ---
we can replenish those minerals.
[06:27] ---
I see.
[06:28] ---
They say a dive in the cesspit
will get you ahead in life.
[06:33] ---
Want to give it a try, young 'un?
[06:38] ---
Who is that girl?
[06:39] ---
Oh.
[06:40] ---
She escaped from the city.
[06:43] ---
She lost her parents and that dog
is the only family she has left.
[06:50] ---
I haven't seen her smile once
since she got here.
[06:54] ---
She's so young, too.
[06:58] ---
Hey there, beautiful lady.
[07:02] ---
I'm trying to become a comedian,
so I was practicing my juggling.
[07:05] ---
Would you care to watch?
[07:11] ---
Why are you using daruma?
[07:13] ---
Why? Because Gunma is known
for their daruma.
[07:16] ---
Once I've perfected this,
I want to perform it naked.
[07:19] ---
I'll be juggling so fast you won't see
my crotch, so don't worry!
[07:25] ---
Are you into little girls or something?
[07:28] ---
Why are you even talking to me?
[07:32] ---
It's common courtesy
to say hello to a lady
[07:34] ---
whether they're a girl or an old woman.
[07:38] ---
Courtesy?
[07:39] ---
That's right!
[07:40] ---
In Italy, women never forget to smile,
[07:43] ---
and it's considered rude
if you don't compliment that.
[07:51] ---
You're so weird Mister.
You're not even Italian.
[07:56] ---
Looks like I finally got you to smile.
[08:00] ---
I'm Kencho!
[08:02] ---
What's your name, beautiful lady?
[08:05] ---
Anju.
[08:06] ---
And this is Charo.
[08:09] ---
Then I'll call you Angie!
[08:15] ---
Hey, could you watch me practice
my other acts?
[08:18] ---
There's one where I eat udon with my butt!
[08:20] ---
-I'll pass.
-What?
[08:23] ---
Wunderbar!
[08:24] ---
What a magnificent water wheel!
[08:26] ---
It's one of those hydroelectric ones.
[08:29] ---
It produces the minimum amount
of electricity we need.
[08:33] ---
Renewable energy.
[08:35] ---
It's perfect for Nippon
with its abundant sources of water!
[08:38] ---
Zombie bears and zombie boars
have been showing up in this area,
[08:43] ---
so we've fortified our electrical fence
to keep them out.
[08:46] ---
That's also powered by this.
[08:48] ---
I see.
SIGN CAUTION: ZOMBIE BEARS -That said, this only gives you a small shock if you touch it.
[08:55] ---
Oh, by the way...
[08:57] ---
Bea, make sure you don't touch this.
[08:58] ---
DO NOT TOUCH
-Bea, make sure you don't touch this.
[09:01] ---
DO NOT TOUCH
-What is it?
[09:02] ---
DO NOT TOUCH
-It's an earth-leakage circuit breaker.
[09:04] ---
It shuts off the power
if there's an electric leakage
[09:08] ---
from the voltage
being cranked up too high.
[09:11] ---
It's dangerous, so you mustn't touch it.
[09:14] ---
Ja! Understood!
[09:17] ---
Since living in this village, I've started
thinking about the connections between people.
[09:24] ---
Doing anything here takes time.
[09:27] ---
You can't survive
unless you help one another.
[09:30] ---
Because things aren't convenient,
it helps connect people.
[09:35] ---
Here, you can see the work
that needs to be done,
[09:38] ---
and you see the people who do it.
[09:40] ---
Unlike the city, things are limited here.
[09:45] ---
But because it's limited, I feel
like I can truly feel happiness.
[09:50] ---
That's kinda what it feels like!
[09:58] ---
Hey, Akira!
[10:01] ---
Good job!
[10:02] ---
Kencho!
[10:03] ---
You've been working the fields all day?
[10:05] ---
Yeah. What about you?
[10:06] ---
I slaughtered a chicken!
[10:08] ---
I may never eat chicken anymore
because of the trauma!
[10:11] ---
I know, right?
[10:13] ---
Huh? Isn't that guy...
[10:16] ---
Higurashi?
[10:19] ---
Hey, Higurashi!
[10:21] ---
You're still alive too, huh?
It's me! Ryuzaki!
[10:25] ---
It's been a while, hasn't it?
[10:33] ---
Huh? He left.
[10:35] ---
Who's Higurashi?
[10:36] ---
Don't you remember?
[10:37] ---
He was in our general education
classes at K University.
[10:41] ---
He stopped showing up
around six months in.
[10:43] ---
Heard a rumor he became a NEET.
[10:47] ---
Didn't expect to run into him here.
[10:54] ---
Of all the damn people to run into...
[11:00] ---
Damn it.
[11:03] ---
It's been a while
since I've seen their annoying faces!
[11:07] ---
They always looked like
they're having so much fun by themselves.
[11:15] ---
Perfect.
[11:17] ---
This is perfect.
[11:27] ---
H-Hey, Dad!
[11:29] ---
Y-You wanna...
[11:32] ---
have a drink together?
[11:34] ---
Oh, sure. Don't see why not.
[11:39] ---
What better way to give back to your dad
than sharing a drink together!
[11:45] ---
Hold on.
[11:47] ---
Have Dad's hands always been so thin?
[11:51] ---
Looking closely, he's gotten more grey.
[11:55] ---
After not seeing him for a while,
it seems like he got smaller too.
[12:05] ---
Hey, Dad.
[12:08] ---
What is it?
[12:09] ---
After coming back to the village,
I've been thinking...
[12:13] ---
When I was a kid, I idolized the big city,
but living here is not that bad.
[12:20] ---
Besides, it must be tough
working that big field all by yourself.
[12:24] ---
I'm sure Mom could use the extra help too.
[12:28] ---
So I...
[12:31] ---
What's the point in staying cooped up
in this small village?
[12:35] ---
Huh?
[12:37] ---
A man...
[12:38] ---
follows his dream, biggest one he can.
[12:43] ---
What the hell?
[12:45] ---
I was trying to repay you both.
[12:48] ---
You talk big,
but you're just a country...farmer.
[13:01] ---
What was your dream as a kid?
[13:09] ---
Akira.
[13:11] ---
Have you ever wanted to see Earth
from the far reaches of space?
[13:16] ---
Space?
[13:18] ---
Apparently, seeing our planet from
outer space is so shocking to people.
[13:26] ---
Once you leave school and become an adult,
you realize how small your world was.
[13:32] ---
Same as how you left
the village for Tokyo,
[13:34] ---
it made you realize
how small your world was.
[13:39] ---
When you look at the world from space,
[13:40] ---
you don't see the red line of the equator,
nor the borders that divide countries.
[13:45] ---
Apparently you're so moved when you see
how tiny your existence is
[13:49] ---
on a tiny planet,
in the vastness of space.
[13:53] ---
To tell you the truth,
[13:56] ---
ever since I was a kid,
I've wanted to be an astronaut!
[14:03] ---
What?
[14:04] ---
Well, I'm just too dumb, so there's
no way that'll happen at this point!
[14:15] ---
What the hell?
[14:17] ---
I had no idea you were such a joker!
[14:23] ---
Yeah.
[14:25] ---
If you compare 13.8 billion years
in the history of space,
[14:28] ---
eighty years of life
isn't even a tenth of a second.
[14:32] ---
So, don't sell yourself short.
[14:36] ---
Find your dream, Akira.
Biggest one ya can.
[14:41] ---
Dreams keep a man solid.
[14:48] ---
By the way Akira, not that it matters, but
that hair doesn't look good on you at all!
[14:55] ---
Sh-Shut up!
[14:58] ---
I wanted them!
SIGN 31. GO HOME AND SPEND TIME WITH MY PARENTS
[15:31] ---
Sorry to keep you zombies waiting.
[15:46] ---
Are you ready?
[15:48] ---
-Yes.
-Yeah.
[15:50] ---
The plan is simple.
SIGN 37. FCK UP SOCIETY -The plan is simple.
[15:53] ---
Turn everyone in the village
into zombie food!
[15:57] ---
Might as well get revenge
on those normies too.
SIGN 38. TURN EVERYONE I HATE INTO ZOMBIES -Just you wait, Akira.
[16:13] ---
Hey, how many times
do I have to remind you?
[16:15] ---
That's not a bathroom...
[16:19] ---
Huh? What is it?
[16:21] ---
O-Over there...
[16:33] ---
What's the matter, Shizuka?
[16:39] ---
Dad.
[16:40] ---
Yeah.
[16:47] ---
What the hell is going on here?
[17:02] ---
Akira!
[17:04] ---
Leave your mother to me
and go to your friends.
[17:06] ---
What? Dad?!
[17:09] ---
Your friends have supported you
all the way here, right?
[17:12] ---
Keep them safe.
[17:24] ---
They're running so fast!
This is so hilarious!
[17:26] ---
Get the sick inside first!
[17:28] ---
Lock the door and barricade it
the best you can!
[17:38] ---
Are you all right, Shizuka?
[17:40] ---
Y-Yes.
[17:44] ---
Hunting Club! Forward!
[17:47] ---
Fire!
[17:54] ---
It's no good!
There're too many of them!
[17:56] ---
Let's fall back for now!
[17:57] ---
This way!
[17:58] ---
What's this? Going home already?
[18:01] ---
The night is still young, you know.
[18:04] ---
Let's play outside a little longer.
SIGN 5. BLOW SOMETHING UP WITH DYNAMITE
SIGN 3. FIRE A REAL GUN
[18:19] ---
This is so horrible.
[18:22] ---
I have to do something.
[18:24] ---
If this keeps up,
the village will be destroyed.
SIGN SLASH
[18:38] ---
Thanks for the save, Bea!
[18:40] ---
DON'T MENTION IT!
-Keine Ursache.
[18:43] ---
-Kencho!
-Beatrix!
[18:46] ---
Thank goodness! You're all okay!
[18:48] ---
We'll talk later!
[18:50] ---
Right now, our priority is to get
everyone in the village out of here!
[18:52] ---
Get everyone to the suspension bridge!
[18:54] ---
But there's an electric fence
around the village.
[18:56] ---
It's just meant to deter zombie boars,
so the voltage shouldn't be dangerous!
[19:01] ---
R-Really?
[19:04] ---
H-He's getting shocked pretty badly!
[19:08] ---
To save someone from electrocution,
[19:10] ---
we need a non-conductive material
like wood,
[19:13] ---
and use that to knock them away!
[19:15] ---
I knew you could do it, Shizuka!
[19:17] ---
That was a close one.
[19:19] ---
But why is the voltage so high?
[19:23] ---
Could it be?
[19:24] ---
Did someone increase the voltage
[19:26] ---
and disable
the earth-leakage circuit breaker?
[19:29] ---
Hold on a second!
[19:30] ---
So then the same electric fence
that protects the village
[19:33] ---
from zombies is trapping us in?
[19:38] ---
Hey!
[19:41] ---
Akira! Ryuzaki!
[19:45] ---
As expected, you guys sure are persistent!
[19:49] ---
Higurashi?
[19:52] ---
Hey! There are zombies behind you!
[19:55] ---
Hey, they're coming!
[19:58] ---
That guy is an idiot.
[19:59] ---
I can't believe
he still hasn't figured it out.
[20:04] ---
No way.
[20:06] ---
You guys did this?
[20:12] ---
That's correct!
[20:15] ---
Why in the world would you do this?
[20:21] ---
Well, we're all
gonna be zombies one day.
[20:25] ---
It would be a shame if I didn't get to do
whatever I wanted before then, right?
[20:28] ---
100 THINGS WE WANT TO DO BEFORE BECOMING ZOMBIES
It would be a shame if I didn't get to do
whatever I wanted before then, right?
[20:30] ---
That notebook...
[20:32] ---
What? Were you making a list too?
SIGN 37. F°CK UP SOCIETY
[20:38] ---
37. FCK UP SOCIETY
-What a coincidence!
[20:40] ---
37. F*CK UP SOCIETY
-What should I do next?
SIGN 38. TURN EVERYONE I HATE INTO ZOMBIES -What should I do next?
[20:45] ---
38. TURN EVERYONE I HATE INTO ZOMBIES
-Yeah, gotta be this one.
[20:47] ---
Akira, I'd love to see you become
a zombie with my own eyes.
[20:54] ---
Screw you!
What did Akira do to you anyway?
[20:57] ---
I've hated you
since the moment we met in college.
[21:04] ---
You didn't have a care in the world.
[21:06] ---
Enjoying life, each and every day!
[21:10] ---
I couldn't help but be disgusted.
[21:14] ---
That's your reason?
[21:15] ---
This is our last summer break ever!
[21:19] ---
What's wrong with enjoying it
like you guys?
[21:23] ---
You bastard...
[21:24] ---
You only live once.
[21:26] ---
So enjoy life the way you want to.
[21:30] ---
I get it because I'm doing that, too.
[21:34] ---
Akira? What are you say--
[21:36] ---
But...
[21:38] ---
If you're gonna put your freedom first,
you need to respect others' freedoms too.
[21:43] ---
Stealing freedom from the people of
the village who are struggling to survive.
[21:47] ---
That's what you want to do?
[21:50] ---
I seriously don't understand
what you're saying.
[21:56] ---
My bucket list and yours
are nothing alike!
[21:56] ---
100 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
My bucket list and yours
are nothing alike!
[21:57] ---
My bucket list and yours
are nothing alike!
[22:00] ---
I still haven't repaid my parents
for raising me.
[22:07] ---
If I have to live with the regret
of not giving back to my parents,
[22:12] ---
I'd rather be eaten by zombies!
[22:13] ---
38. GIVE BACK TO MY PARENTS
I'd rather be eaten by zombies!
[22:14] ---
Nice.
[22:16] ---
That's what I want to hear!
SIGN 38. TURN EVERYONE I HATE INTO ZOMBIES -It'll be a competition between you and me
[22:20] ---
to see who finishes
their list first.
[22:27] ---
Akira! We're going to be
surrounded by zombies at this rate!
[22:30] ---
This is frustrating,
but we need to retreat!
[22:32] ---
We need to evacuate
everyone in the village!
[22:35] ---
Charo?
[22:36] ---
I'm going to the water wheel shed!
[22:38] ---
I'll shut down the generator
powering the electrical fence!
[22:41] ---
Then I'm going to give
back to my parents!
[22:43] ---
You goal seems to be different
from everyone else, but whatever.
[22:47] ---
We need to get everyone else!
[22:49] ---
Once the electrical fence is shut off,
let's meet at the suspension bridge!
[22:52] ---
Okay!
[22:53] ---
Angie! Don't leave my side, okay?
[22:55] ---
Huh? Angie!
[22:58] ---
Kencho! Over there!
[23:00] ---
What is she doing over there?
[23:02] ---
Leave her to me!
[23:04] ---
You go to your mom!
[23:06] ---
But...
[23:09] ---
We're definitely
going to make it out of this alive!
[23:15] ---
Yeah!
[23:18] ---
Is she going to
stop the water wheel?
[23:20] ---
Not on my watch!
[23:24] ---
Go have fun, however you want.
[23:28] ---
Let's drag out the villagers
hiding in their homes
[23:31] ---
and turn every last one of them
into zombie food.
[23:35] ---
A game of tag and then hide-and-seek...
[23:38] ---
I'd say it's a pretty good start
to summer break!
[23:45] ---
Next Time: Hometown of the Dead II.
E11 - Hometown of the Dead II
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[00:11] ---
Why are there zombies here?
[00:13] ---
I can't take this.
[00:17] ---
Are you already...?
[00:20] ---
I'm still okay.
SIGN Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
SIGN -Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
-Incoming!
SIGN -Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
-Wait for me, Mom and Dad!
[00:41] ---
-Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
-I’ll be there soon!
SIGN From the outset, it’s a ban-banging upset!
SIGN Metamorphose into a classic life
SIGN Once upon a time
Long, long ago
SIGN Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
SIGN Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
SIGN Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
SIGN Wake up again to a coerced routine
SIGN Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
SIGN Am I a fool for longing for these things?
SIGN Song of the Dead!!
SIGN I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
SIGN Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
SIGN Sooner or later, life will come to an end
SIGN Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
SIGN Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
SIGN Go back to the basics
and start something new
SIGN Do what you wanna do
SIGN Every night, every time
SIGN Let’s live until we’ve had our fill of fun
SIGN Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
SIGN Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
SIGN Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
SIGN Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
SIGN GOOD FORTUNE
[02:00] ---
Charo!
[02:01] ---
Where are you, Charo?
[02:03] ---
Charo...
[02:06] ---
Charo!
[02:07] ---
Now's not the time to be humping things!
[02:10] ---
I was so worried about you!
[02:24] ---
It's dangerous to run off on your own!
[02:27] ---
But... But...
[02:30] ---
Mommy and Daddy are already...
[02:34] ---
Charo is all I have left!
[02:46] ---
Anyway, it isn't safe here.
[02:51] ---
All right!
[02:53] ---
I doubt those zombies can climb ladders!
[02:57] ---
Now we just wait
until the electric fence is deactivated.
[03:00] ---
Mister Kencho.
[03:01] ---
Over there.
[03:10] ---
You're...
[03:13] ---
You're going down.
[03:14] ---
Huh?
[03:16] ---
Everyday there was nothing for me.
[03:19] ---
I fell farther and farther
until I reached the pit of misfortune.
[03:23] ---
That's why you're gonna go down with me!
[03:26] ---
Mister Kencho!
[03:30] ---
Just fall from here...
[03:32] ---
and become zombie food!
[03:38] ---
I need to do whatever it takes
to stop the water wheel!
[03:42] ---
I see it!
[04:10] ---
Curios from the warring states period
are nothing more than junk.
[04:14] ---
Especially against me.
[04:17] ---
I placed in the top four at High School
Fencing Nationals two years in a row.
[04:23] ---
Your samurai fangirling
is no match against me.
[04:31] ---
Mrs. Tome! Old Man Hiko!
[04:33] ---
We have to hurry and evacuate the village!
[04:35] ---
Shizuka!
[04:37] ---
If a horde of zombies come, they'll easily
break through this thin wooden door!
[04:41] ---
Shizuka.
[04:43] ---
Calm down and listen.
[04:46] ---
We're all old
and we have difficulty moving around.
[04:51] ---
Old Man Hiko
is mostly bedridden so we can't carry him.
[04:56] ---
Listen, Shizuka. Don't worry about us
old-timers who don't have much time left.
[05:01] ---
Please. You must try to survive.
[05:04] ---
No way.
[05:10] ---
At this rate,
Tome and the others will be...
[05:14] ---
Ah, geez!
[05:17] ---
Over here, you dumb zombies!
[05:20] ---
Shizuka?
[05:21] ---
I'll get you out of there.
[05:23] ---
So, don't give up!
[05:30] ---
I didn't analyze the risks at all!
[05:33] ---
It's definitely
because of those happy-go-lucky dorks!
[05:40] ---
The door won't hold for much longer!
[05:48] ---
Incoming!
[05:55] ---
Akira!
[05:57] ---
I haven't...
[05:58] ---
done enough yet!
[06:03] ---
I didn't make enough
to send you much money.
[06:07] ---
I never took you on any trips overseas.
[06:11] ---
I haven't found anyone to marry yet.
[06:14] ---
So, giving you grandkids is a ways off.
[06:19] ---
I haven't done enough for you yet!
[06:23] ---
I'm not gonna apologize
in front of your graves.
[06:25] ---
I've got too much stuff
I wanna do while you're still alive!
[06:37] ---
You greenhorn.
[06:42] ---
Dad?
[06:44] ---
You wanna repay your folks that badly?
[06:48] ---
Then don't die before your parents.
[06:52] ---
Take care of your mom.
[06:55] ---
Da-!
[06:57] ---
Dad!
[07:03] ---
Hey, come on, it's okay.
[07:06] ---
I don't want to go home yet.
[07:10] ---
-I guess I have no choice.
-Not wanting to go home...
[07:14] ---
I feel the same.
SIGN WEDDING PHOTOS
[07:17] ---
Like anybody, when I first got married,
I wanted a happy home.
[07:23] ---
But before I realized it,
that place stopped being my home.
[07:27] ---
So, everyday I spent my days at bars
and internet cafés before going home.
[07:32] ---
My car was the only place
where I could relax.
[07:37] ---
I heard that Mrs. Yoneda's husband
was promoted to section chief.
[07:41] ---
Her whole family is going to Singapore
over the long weekend. Isn't that nice?
[07:45] ---
Anyway, we're going out
to eat as a family.
[07:50] ---
My relationship with my wife
had already gone cold.
[07:53] ---
We would talk about once a week, but it’d
only be snide remarks or name calling.
[07:57] ---
I no longer had the energy
to repair my relationships.
[08:01] ---
I wondered why
I was working myself to the bone
[08:04] ---
for a family
I had lost all love and affection for?
[08:10] ---
My wife's such a bitch!
[08:13] ---
Whenever she talks,
[08:14] ---
it's to nag me to keep the bathroom clean
or to hurry up and get a promotion.
[08:17] ---
Shut up already!
[08:28] ---
I found you!
[08:36] ---
Me and a girl, alone in a place like this.
[08:40] ---
I'm so lucky.
[08:43] ---
Lucky?
[08:45] ---
What do you mean by that?
[08:47] ---
The thing I want to do most
is "force my tongue down a girl's throat."
[08:50] ---
20. FORCE MY TONGUE DOWN A GIRL'S THROAT
The thing I want to do most
is "force my tongue down a girl's throat."
[08:55] ---
This is even worse than any zombie!
[08:57] ---
You're not getting away!
[08:59] ---
What's the problem?
It's just a french kiss!
[09:01] ---
It's no big deal!
[09:04] ---
No way, absolutely not!
[09:05] ---
I'd rather be eaten by zombies
than be french kissed by that guy!
[09:10] ---
I've never had luck with women or money.
[09:13] ---
Nothing but bad luck all my life.
[09:15] ---
I'm saying goodbye to that unlucky life!
[09:20] ---
-Cinque Coperti!
-Is the pasta ready yet?
[09:22] ---
-Carpaccio sette!
-Come on, the orders are piling up!
[09:25] ---
-Excuse me.
-Huh?
[09:27] ---
Was sette supposed to be six?
[09:32] ---
Listen...
[09:33] ---
You haven't learned a single number yet.
[09:35] ---
How are you going to take orders?
[09:38] ---
But no one taught me anything.
[09:42] ---
And besides they could just tell me
in Japanese, right?
[09:48] ---
-He's making excuses again.
-He's always doing this.
[09:52] ---
Why's the owner and my seniors
so mean to me?
[09:58] ---
I've got the worst luck.
[10:02] ---
Oh, whoops.
[10:04] ---
They're going to bitch about
how that's not how good chefs behave.
[10:16] ---
This is why I told them
we should put ashtrays in the kitchen.
[10:21] ---
Looks like I'm getting fired again.
[10:23] ---
I've really got the worst luck.
[10:27] ---
So what if the restaurant burned down
because I forgot to put out my cig?
[10:32] ---
I lost my job just like everyone else!
[10:36] ---
I don't see why they had
to get so mad at me!
[10:39] ---
No matter how you think about it,
I'm the unlucky one!
[10:50] ---
Old Man Hiko?
[10:54] ---
Akemi?
[11:05] ---
Not bad.
[11:07] ---
I can barely parry.
[11:11] ---
The problem with this baby is that it
attracts zombies with the noise it makes.
[11:17] ---
So let's make this quick.
[11:19] ---
Why would you do something so evil?
[11:23] ---
Evil?
[11:25] ---
I'm only doing what's right!
[11:31] ---
But everyone just complains about me!
[11:36] ---
Mr. Takaoka,
the glue stick goes next to the stapler.
[11:41] ---
I've warned you countless times,
haven't I?
[11:43] ---
Director!
[11:44] ---
I can't believe you're rejecting my plan.
This workplace is just barely functioning!
[11:48] ---
Section chief!
[11:50] ---
Should you be letting people slide
who make such mistakes?
[11:53] ---
Was it the usual?
[11:54] ---
She did it again, huh? Wow.
[11:57] ---
It's really exhausting
working with her, isn't it?
[12:01] ---
She's so self-righteous
and pushy about it!
[12:05] ---
Shut up.
[12:07] ---
You coddled snowflakes
are the ones at fault!
[12:17] ---
What have we ever done to you?
[12:20] ---
-Quit blaming others for your problems--
-I'm the victim here!
[12:25] ---
Huh?
[12:26] ---
And yet, she has the nerve to complain
that she was the victim in the marriage.
[12:30] ---
The same thing happened when she
gave birth! Who cares if I didn't call?
[12:33] ---
I was entertaining clients
when I didn't want to!
[12:37] ---
She continued to hold a grudge
about how scared she was by herself!
[12:41] ---
No matter how you think of it,
I'm the victim!
[12:44] ---
I thought that was the case!
[12:48] ---
You can badmouth her however you like,
[12:51] ---
but have you given her even a single
flower for your wedding anniversary?
[12:59] ---
Have you thanked her for taking care
of the house every day
[13:02] ---
or listened to her complaints
or true feelings?
[13:07] ---
Did you ever treat her
like she was the queen of your universe?
[13:15] ---
The reason she lost interest in you
is because you let her down!
[13:21] ---
You never made an effort to love her.
[13:23] ---
You never gave her anything
and expected her to take care of you!
[13:29] ---
She's not your mommy!
[13:33] ---
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[13:36] ---
Enough of that!
[13:38] ---
You two are going down with me!
[13:43] ---
Fine. If you want to go down,
[13:47] ---
I'll go with you as you wish!
[13:50] ---
Mister Kencho!
[13:54] ---
What the hell are you thinking?
[13:57] ---
What's triggering
the zombies to attack us?
[14:00] ---
Our movements? Our smell?
Or is it our body heat?
[14:04] ---
It doesn't matter what it is.
[14:06] ---
If I want to mask all of that,
this is my only option!
[14:17] ---
Wh-Wha...
[14:20] ---
You're joking, right? Head first?
[14:26] ---
N-No... Stop!
[14:29] ---
Stay away... Stay away!
[14:46] ---
If you're gonna go down,
don't choose a pit of despair.
[14:51] ---
If you had chosen the cesspit,
you could've avoided becoming a zombie.
[14:58] ---
Don't come near me until you've bathed.
[15:03] ---
Akemi?
[15:06] ---
Where did Akemi go?
[15:10] ---
Old Man Hiko.
[15:11] ---
Shizuka is using herself
as bait to protect us from the zombies.
[15:16] ---
And? What are you all still doing here?
[15:22] ---
What are we doing?
[15:23] ---
We're old,
we can't move well as we'd like.
[15:26] ---
Even if we went to save her...
[15:28] ---
Has anything ever gone the way
we wanted it to?
[15:33] ---
Large-scale projects declined
following the post-war land reform,
[15:37] ---
and the TPP was looming.
[15:39] ---
We were unsure
of who our successors would be.
[15:42] ---
Even so, we desperately clung
to our hoes and managed, didn't we?
[15:49] ---
Typhoons, sweltering heat, freezing cold.
[15:51] ---
No matter how many times
nature ferociously tried to beat us down,
[15:56] ---
we'd grit our teeth and say,
"This is the year!"
[15:59] ---
We've survived this long, haven't we?
[16:02] ---
Who cares about some zombies?
[16:07] ---
Hey, are you aware about
the recognitive hyper-focalization theory?
[16:11] ---
Recogni... What?
[16:13] ---
It’s a theory that attempts
to scientifically define luck.
[16:17] ---
Do you only care about yourself?
[16:19] ---
Does your concern extend to family,
lovers, friends or complete strangers?
[16:25] ---
Do you care if it's just for today?
Tomorrow?
[16:28] ---
Are you considering the next generation?
Society as a whole?
[16:32] ---
When you face a challenge,
who else do you consider?
[16:37] ---
The larger the scope of your
consideration, the more luck you have.
[16:42] ---
Showing off how smart you are
even at a time like this?
[16:45] ---
Who cares about any of that?
[16:47] ---
At this very moment, I'm the lucky one!
[16:51] ---
You're the one with bad luck!
[16:54] ---
CAUTION FIRE DANGER
-You're the one with bad luck!
[17:07] ---
Old Man Hiko!
[17:11] ---
You really are the finest hunter
in the village!
[17:15] ---
That was just a lucky shot!
What's one old man gonna do...
[17:21] ---
Who the hell are you guys?
[17:25] ---
Anyone who gets rough with our Shizuka...
[17:29] ---
...gets no mercy, no matter who they are!
[17:31] ---
Whippersnapper!
[17:42] ---
I was so close.
[17:44] ---
Why do I have such bad luck?
[17:48] ---
You only think about yourself
and the immediate present.
[17:53] ---
Someone so self-absorbed
will never be blessed with good luck.
[17:58] ---
Shizuka!
[18:00] ---
Are you all right?
[18:02] ---
Thank you!
[18:03] ---
I'm really lucky...
[18:07] ---
you all showed up!
[18:12] ---
Wrong-minded people who get in my way
should all become zombies!
[18:18] ---
I'm the one who's right!
[18:24] ---
In my country,
[18:26] ---
it's normal to toss your cigarette butts
on the ground as you walk.
[18:29] ---
Huh?
[18:30] ---
Supermarket cashiers
chew gum as they serve customers,
[18:34] ---
and vacuuming on Sunday, a day of rest,
is rude because everyone wants to relax.
[18:39] ---
On your birthdays, you organize
your own party and treat others to food.
[18:44] ---
I'm sure that this all sounds
absurd to you.
[18:48] ---
But that was normal life for me.
[18:52] ---
Are you trying to say I'm wrong, too?
[18:56] ---
I don't give a damn about your culture!
[19:01] ---
All wrong-minded people should
just shut up and become zombies!
[19:15] ---
No way!
[19:17] ---
You took advantage of the zombies
gathering here...
[19:24] ---
to destroy the water wheel
and cut the power?
[19:29] ---
Th-That's just crazy.
[19:31] ---
This is absolutely
the wrong way of doing it.
[19:36] ---
There is no perfectly right way
of doing things.
[19:41] ---
There are all sorts of people
and they make the world a colorful place.
[19:47] ---
Perhaps instead of pushing
what you thought was right on others,
[19:50] ---
you should have stopped and questioned
that you might have been wrong?
[20:22] ---
This certainly is a problem.
[20:25] ---
I can't get down from here.
[20:35] ---
Dad!
[20:36] ---
Don't open it!
[20:38] ---
Absolutely do not open it, Akira!
[20:41] ---
If you do, you'll be putting your mom
and the others in danger!
[20:56] ---
Dad...
[21:01] ---
Just a few more.
[21:07] ---
This is terrible.
[21:09] ---
At a time like this?
[21:14] ---
Looks like my time's come at last.
[21:19] ---
How pathetic.
[21:22] ---
Dad!
[21:28] ---
Higurashi?
[21:29] ---
Why are you saving my dad?
[21:34] ---
So, I was thinking.
[21:37] ---
You're pretty tough, right?
[21:40] ---
So, how can I make sure
you become a zombie?
[21:45] ---
That's when I got it.
[21:47] ---
I found the perfect situation!
[21:51] ---
Listen up.
[21:53] ---
If you don't want me to kick your dad
down, open that door and get zombified.
[22:00] ---
You wanna repay your parents, right?
[22:02] ---
Then show your dad
just how good a son your are!
[22:11] ---
What?
SIGN Being bored
SIGN With nothing but efficient days
SIGN Sure that's fine
SIGN But it's kind of a waste, right?
SIGN When I think today could be my last
SIGN Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
SIGN Life and Death
SIGN How many times has it been already?
And yet...
SIGN I can't stop; like a junkie
SIGN One more time, c'mon, one more time
SIGN Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
SIGN C'mon, I want to find happiness
SIGN You can leave the key behind
SIGN If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
SIGN C'mon, even a place that has nothing
SIGN Has to have something
SIGN How about it? All right!
SIGN Let's get excited about today!
SIGN C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
SIGN I want to keep laughing with you
SIGN Living on a whim
SIGN C'mon, everything is coming undone
SIGN So c'mon, let's start anew
SIGN All right! Let's enjoy today
SIGN We can take detours
SIGN If you feel like singing, that's fine
SIGN Until the day everything ends
[23:46] ---
-Next Time: Hometown of the Dead III.
-Next Time: Hometown of the Dead III.
E12 - Hometown of the Dead III
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[00:03] ---
When I was in elementary school,
I had friends just like everyone else.
SIGN GROUNDS
PUBLIC POOL
[00:08] ---
During Summer break, we'd play
at the public pool every day until sunset.
[00:15] ---
Thinking back on it,
my life peaked back then.
[00:23] ---
When I got to middle school,
[00:25] ---
everyone began to notice
I was naturally an introvert.
[00:29] ---
Before I knew it,
I was on the outside looking in.
[00:34] ---
During my three years in high school,
I didn't talk to anyone
[00:37] ---
and spent my time reading
while listening to Rakugo stories.
[00:41] ---
In college, I tried to change myself.
[00:44] ---
I did an overseas internship,
[00:46] ---
I was a student volunteer,
[00:47] ---
and even took
a personal development seminar.
[00:51] ---
But to everyone else, I was just an empty,
visionless, self-conscious idiot.
[00:57] ---
To be fair, I didn't know
what I wanted to do with myself.
[01:01] ---
They'll super-size
your beef bowl for free!
[01:02] ---
What, for real?!
[01:04] ---
We gotta go! I could eat three bowls!
[01:06] ---
You're definitely
gonna barf 'em up during practice.
[01:09] ---
It's fine! I'll be fine this time!
[01:12] ---
Didn't you say something like that before?
[01:15] ---
But that was five servings of pasta.
[01:16] ---
He should have been like me.
[01:18] ---
-Empty, visionless, lacking ambition.
-Not gonna happen, that would be 6 bowls!
[01:22] ---
-But he...
[01:23] ---
...cruised through life
without a care in the world.
[01:27] ---
Always enjoying himself!
[01:31] ---
And I just couldn't help but despise him.
[01:35] ---
What's the matter?
[01:37] ---
Come on out already.
[01:39] ---
Your dad's weeping
over what a good son he's got!
[01:44] ---
I have to save Dad!
[01:46] ---
But that means I need to become a zombie?!
[01:50] ---
What am I supposed to do?
[01:51] ---
Don't you dare open that door, Akira.
[01:56] ---
The day you put yer mom in danger,
and make me watch my own kid die...
[02:03] ---
is the day we're no longer family.
[02:08] ---
But if I don't do anything,
you're going to...
[02:11] ---
Don't worry about me, Akira.
[02:15] ---
Either way, I don't have long left.
[02:22] ---
What?
[02:23] ---
Your father's got one of those
bad growths on his body.
[02:27] ---
With everything that's happening,
there are no doctors or medicine...
[02:30] ---
There's no way to treat it.
[02:33] ---
Sooner or later,
it'll be too late for him.
[02:35] ---
But you don't know that for sure.
[02:37] ---
If we search for a doctor,
we might find one right away.
[02:40] ---
And a vaccine to deal with the zombies
could be developed tomorrow!
[02:46] ---
At this rate, I'll never
have a chance to show you my gratitude.
[02:51] ---
Akira.
[02:53] ---
Help humanity.
[02:57] ---
Do what you can for the world.
[03:00] ---
Don't lie for your own sake.
[03:03] ---
Show others empathy.
[03:07] ---
You can give back to us,
even if we're gone.
[03:12] ---
To see you living strong,
from up in heaven...
[03:18] ---
There's nothing
that would make me prouder.
[03:27] ---
Have you ever wanted to see Earth
from the far reaches of space?
[03:31] ---
Take care of your mom.
[03:33] ---
Thanks for worrying about me, but aren't
you tired from your long journey?
[03:37] ---
I was a makeup artist for movies.
[03:39] ---
Never expected
to be attacked by real zombies...
[03:49] ---
Doesn't seem like he's coming out.
[03:53] ---
Guess some half-dead old guy
isn't much of a hostage.
[04:31] ---
You damned fool!
[04:33] ---
I did it!
[04:35] ---
Finally!
[04:36] ---
I turned the person I hate the most
into a zombie!
[04:41] ---
Look at you!
[04:43] ---
Look at you!
[04:44] ---
Now I'll never have to see
that dumbass smile of yours again!
[04:49] ---
The fun times are over for you,
and you can't do what you want anymore!
[04:55] ---
I win!
SIGN 100 THINGS WE WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING ZOMBIES
[05:06] ---
What?
[05:08] ---
What?
[05:09] ---
What is this?
[05:12] ---
What the hell...
[05:14] ---
is going on?!
[05:18] ---
I'm sorry.
[05:20] ---
This is a risky plan, but I'd like to ask
everyone for their help.
[05:28] ---
We'll create dark recesses for your eyes.
[05:29] ---
Hollow out your cheeks...
Make some bruises...
[05:32] ---
For the blood, we'll make it sticky
by adding laundry detergent.
[05:36] ---
For discolored teeth,
we'll use brown alcohol based ink.
[05:39] ---
Finally, we'll give you white contacts!
[05:44] ---
I totally look like a zombie!
SIGN 22. ATTEMPT COSPLAY -I totally look like a zombie!
[06:03] ---
It's all up to you, Akira!
[06:06] ---
I got this!
[06:11] ---
Are you all right, Dad?!
[06:13] ---
Yeah.
[06:14] ---
I can still move.
[06:19] ---
Damn it!
[06:21] ---
Damn it!
[06:24] ---
Higurashi.
[06:26] ---
What did you want to do, anyway?
[06:29] ---
The same thing as you!
SIGN 100 THINGS WE WANT TO DO BEFORE BECOMING ZOMBIES -To do whatever I wanted! Anything I wanted!
[06:33] ---
100 THINGS WE WANT TO DO BEFORE BECOMING ZOMBIES
-Is it so wrong for me
to have some fun for once?!
[06:35] ---
Is it so wrong for me
to have some fun for once?!
[06:39] ---
If this is really what you wanted to do...
[06:45] ---
Then why didn't you look like
you were having any fun?
[06:51] ---
Of course I'm having fun!
[06:53] ---
This is exactly what I...
[06:56] ---
...wanted to do?
[06:59] ---
Higurashi.
[07:00] ---
Higurashi!
[07:01] ---
What is it?!
[07:05] ---
What the hell have you done?!
[07:09] ---
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Damn it! Damn it!
[07:13] ---
Damn it!
[07:18] ---
God damn it all!!
[07:22] ---
Let's go, Akira.
[07:24] ---
The zombies are already coming this way.
[07:36] ---
What's on your real list?
[07:38] ---
What did you want to write down
on your real bucket list, Higurashi?
[07:44] ---
The thing... I really wanted to do...
[07:51] ---
Whoa! Watch out for the water!
[07:55] ---
That was so fast...
[07:56] ---
I lose.
[07:57] ---
All right!
[08:04] ---
You went overboard, Higurashi!
[08:15] ---
All I wanted to do...
[08:22] ---
was have fun
at the public pool with my friends.
[08:30] ---
If that's all, then...
you were a fool, Higurashi.
[08:34] ---
Nope, I can do it today!
It's 'cuz I didn't have breakfast yet!
[08:51] ---
You're in the same gen-ed program
as me, aren't you?
[08:54] ---
If you're hungry, want to come with us?
[09:01] ---
What's with that guy?
[09:03] ---
He left without saying anything.
[09:04] ---
Let's get going already,
they might run out!
[09:08] ---
You should have just told us...
[09:14] ---
what you wanted sooner, back then.
[09:19] ---
If the time comes
when I really become a zombie...
[09:24] ---
let's go to the pool together, okay?
SIGN 25. GIVE FREE HUGS
[09:58] ---
Let's go.
SIGN GROUNDS
PUBLIC POOL
[10:51] ---
Hey!
[10:52] ---
Akiko and everyone!
Are you all right?
[10:56] ---
Is that you, Kencho?
[10:58] ---
Akira! Why are you a zombie?
[11:01] ---
Hm? Something stinks!
[11:02] ---
Everyone! You're all right!
[11:05] ---
This is everyone from the village.
[11:09] ---
This is bad.
[11:11] ---
We need to get out of here now!
[11:12] ---
But how can we get past this fence?
[11:15] ---
Everyone! Out of the way please!
[11:20] ---
Bea?!
[11:21] ---
I cannot seem to get down, so I must
crash this into the electrical fence!
[11:27] ---
Everyone!
[11:28] ---
Get away from the fence
and open up a path!
[11:30] ---
All healthy bodies,
give the old folks a hand!
[11:34] ---
Here I go!
[11:37] ---
Now!
[11:38] ---
Everyone, run!
[11:52] ---
Just a little further
until the suspension bridge!
[12:03] ---
No way...
[12:05] ---
The suspension bridge...
[12:06] ---
It was our only way out!
[12:16] ---
Damn it!
Isn't there anything we can do?!
[12:20] ---
Hey, guys!
[12:23] ---
Take this!
[12:30] ---
Y-You're...
[12:32] ---
Mr. Kumano!
[12:33] ---
I came to see what the zombies
were up in arms about...
[12:36] ---
only to see your bridge was out!
[12:39] ---
I built you a brand new one in a jiffy!
[12:43] ---
I told you I'd help you out
if you ran into any trouble!
[12:52] ---
They're already here!
[12:55] ---
We'll hold up the bridge!
[12:57] ---
Get across now!
[13:02] ---
Hurry!
[13:04] ---
Hurry!
[13:06] ---
Everyone got across!
[13:10] ---
You ready for this, Kencho?
[13:12] ---
You bet, Akira!
[13:21] ---
This is super scary!
[13:23] ---
This is super scary!
[13:40] ---
-Ouch!
-Ouch!
[13:55] ---
He just wanted friends?
[13:58] ---
If that's really all Higurashi wanted,
then he's a god damned fool.
[14:04] ---
Yeah.
[14:06] ---
But when I was working
for that exploitative company,
[14:10] ---
I also lost sight of myself.
[14:12] ---
Every day was so painful
[14:14] ---
and I didn't know what I was living for.
[14:18] ---
If I had wanted to make my own
twisted list like that black notebook...
[14:25] ---
I could've...anyone could've
become like Higurashi.
[14:30] ---
So despite everything, I can't hate him.
[14:37] ---
There we go.
[14:43] ---
Good job, Akira.
[14:46] ---
Without you, your mom and everyone
in the village wouldn't be here.
[14:52] ---
I'm proud of you, son!
[14:59] ---
So, does this mean...
[15:01] ---
...I was to able to repay you
even just a little?
SIGN 38. GIVE BACK TO MY PARENTS
[15:13] ---
Now! Seal it off!
[15:16] ---
Is that all the zombies?
[15:18] ---
We searched every inch of the village!
[15:20] ---
There's no mistakin'!
[15:25] ---
You're planning on restarting here
in the village?
[15:28] ---
Well, we've only got one hometown.
[15:33] ---
Now that Mr. Kumano's moved here
and is leading the rebuilding,
[15:39] ---
everyone's peppier than ever.
[15:41] ---
It seems like
they got a second shot of life in 'em.
[15:44] ---
I expect it won't be long
before the village
[15:47] ---
is back to the way it was before.
[15:51] ---
It's all thanks to you.
[15:54] ---
You were our village doctor, remember?
[15:56] ---
Not really! I'm not even a doctor!
[16:00] ---
You cured us old whiners
when we were ready to give in.
[16:05] ---
I can't thank you enough.
[16:11] ---
Hold this.
[16:13] ---
Okay.
[16:16] ---
Steadier!
[16:17] ---
Otherwise, we won't finish before dinner!
[16:19] ---
O-Okay!
[16:23] ---
Angie, you're like
an entirely different person.
[16:27] ---
Crying won't repair this fence!
[16:30] ---
And besides, I don't want
to keep crying over zombies.
[16:33] ---
I was able to move forward
because a funny guy got me to smile.
[16:39] ---
Thank you, Mr. Stand-Up Comic!
SIGN 34. BECOME A STAND-UP COMIC
[16:56] ---
He's sleeping well.
[17:00] ---
He wore himself ragged up to now...
[17:04] ---
Everyday he'd ask me,
[17:08] ---
"Have we heard from Akira yet?"
"Is Akira doing all right?"
[17:13] ---
Well, in a world full of zombies,
even a curmudgeon like Dad would...
[17:18] ---
No, not that!
[17:20] ---
He started asking the day after
you left for Tokyo.
[17:32] ---
If...uh...
[17:35] ---
Not to say that it will, but...
[17:40] ---
If anything happens to you, Dad,
I'll promise that I'll always...
[17:45] ---
keep Mom and the village safe!
[17:48] ---
I'll do it for you, Dad!
[17:57] ---
By the way...
[17:58] ---
What's Dad got?
[18:03] ---
Hemorrhoids?
[18:05] ---
That's it? Hemorrhoids?
[18:07] ---
That's right!
[18:08] ---
-Hemorrhoids!
-Hëmorrhoiden?
[18:09] ---
He hates hospitals,
so he didn't do anything about them.
[18:12] ---
So now, the bleeding's awful
and a lot of the times,
[18:14] ---
the pain's so awful he can't stand.
[18:16] ---
It's awful.
[18:18] ---
Umm... So then why's he wheezing?
[18:21] ---
Lately, it's been considerably hot
in the countryside, even at night.
[18:25] ---
It makes it difficult
for old-timers to sleep.
[18:27] ---
But we can't ignore hemorrhoids!
[18:30] ---
If we left it alone, they could lead
to a life-threatening infection!
[18:39] ---
I see. It's just hemorrhoids.
[18:44] ---
Find your dream, Akira.
[18:47] ---
Biggest one ya' can.
[18:49] ---
Dreams keep a man solid.
[18:56] ---
If that's the case...
[18:57] ---
I think it's time for me
to leave the village.
[19:01] ---
What's going to happen to the village?
[19:03] ---
Akira, what do you wish to do
outside of the village?
[19:08] ---
If the zombies are caused
by a virus like Shizuka says...
[19:14] ---
I'll travel the country and look for a way
to stop the infection.
[19:17] ---
Then I'll convince Dad
to get surgery for his hemorrhoids!
[19:24] ---
Help humanity,
do what you can for the world...
[19:28] ---
Those were Dad's last wishes after all!
[19:30] ---
-He's still alive though.
-He's still alive though.
[19:32] ---
Saving the world, huh?
[19:34] ---
That's wild.
[19:38] ---
It's a big dream, though.
[19:40] ---
I like it!
SIGN 40. MAKE DAD GET HEMORRHOID SURGERY
[19:54] ---
What about all of you?
[19:56] ---
Is there anything you want to add?
[20:03] ---
In that case, I'm adding one.
[20:04] ---
I'm sure there are lots of people across Japan
[20:07] ---
41. BRING A SMILE TO AS
MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE
-who are crying just like Angie!
[20:10] ---
This time,
I want to fulfill my childhood dream!
[20:13] ---
42. BECOME A DOCTOR
-This time,
I want to fulfill my childhood dream!
[20:14] ---
So far, I've only toured
the zombie infested parts of Nippon.
[20:17] ---
43. RESTORE NIPPON TO ITS NATURAL BEAUTY
-So far, I've only toured
the zombie infested parts of Nippon.
[20:19] ---
Very nice!
[20:21] ---
Let's keep it up and write all the things
we'd like to do across Japan!
[20:24] ---
I want to party on a cruise ship!
[20:26] ---
I want to swim with dolphins!
[20:28] ---
I want to live in a castle!
[20:30] ---
How about a waterfall meditation?!
[20:32] ---
I want to ride an ostrich!
[20:33] ---
I've always wanted
to eat Yoboku squid served live!
[20:36] ---
I want to experience
hatsumōde at Ise Shrine!
[20:40] ---
-Me too!
-Nice one!
[20:42] ---
We can do that!
[20:46] ---
Got enough water?
[20:48] ---
Take some vegetables too!
[20:49] ---
It's going to get colder from here on.
[20:52] ---
Take whatever you need.
[20:54] ---
Thank you so much!
[20:55] ---
Akemi!
[20:58] ---
I'll always be waiting.
You come back now, you hear?
[21:02] ---
Old Man Hiko.
[21:04] ---
I'm not Akemi.
[21:07] ---
I'm Shizuka.
[21:13] ---
It's going to get lonely, isn't it?
[21:15] ---
I think it's okay to cry in front of him
since you're saying goodbye.
[21:34] ---
Mr. Kencho!
[21:37] ---
When you come back, show me
how you slurp udon with your butt!
[21:45] ---
Enough already!
[21:47] ---
We don't need this much
simmered seaweed!
[21:49] ---
It's fine. Just take it.
[21:51] ---
It'll keep!
[21:52] ---
I don't like the idea of you
going hungry somewhere.
[21:58] ---
Mom.
[21:59] ---
Akira!
[22:01] ---
Leave your mother to me!
[22:09] ---
Okay, everyone!
[22:11] ---
We're just gonna go and...
[22:13] ---
...save the world!
SIGN 6. TRAVEL AROUND THE COUNTRY
[22:17] ---
So, what's the plan, Akira?
[22:19] ---
Stopping a virus means
we'll need a vaccine, right?
[22:21] ---
Are we heading to an infectious disease
research lab? A U.S. military base?
[22:26] ---
-We go north!
-North?
[22:28] ---
Because all good travelers venture north!
[22:30] ---
Isn't it exciting?
[23:08] ---
Does it seem like...
[23:09] ---
...we're just sightseeing?
[23:11] ---
Are we really searching for a solution?
[23:14] ---
I think it's all good!
[23:17] ---
Hey, it's coming into view!
[23:19] ---
The Seikan Tunnel!
[23:21] ---
All right, next up is Hokkaido!
[23:25] ---
Sounds good to me!
SIGN ZOM 100: BUCKET LIST OF THE DEAD