# E7 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Seven
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G69V4WQWY/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-seven)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
A DARK RITUAL IS DANGEROUS!
**[00:20] ---**
I can't believe you beat my best time!
This is impossible!
**[00:26] ---**
My drone!
**[00:28] ---**
Your drone has disrupted my ritual
of darkness!
**[00:32] ---**
-Okay. Can we have it back now?
-Never!
**[00:36] ---**
Well, only if you pledge undying loyalty
and become my dark assistants!
**[00:41] ---**
What happened to your friend Keith?
**[00:44] ---**
Keith is busy.
**[00:47] ---**
*Keith, you're late!*
**[00:48] ---**
Sorry, I'm really busy.
**[00:51] ---**
Plus, I'm not feeling well.
**[00:53] ---**
Oh, and also, this isn't actually Keith.
**[00:58] ---**
By the void of Balk,
brandish the Chalice of Darkness.
**[01:03] ---**
Now fill the Chalice
with the ingredients of doom!
**[01:07] ---**
Hey, next page.
**[01:11] ---**
Two sticks of butter and one cup of sugar!
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And four cups of pie crust mix!
**[01:18] ---**
Give me the ingredients,
my dark assistant!
**[01:21] ---**
REFRIGERATOR ORGAN
**[01:24] ---**
That sounds like
a pie recipe or something.
**[01:27] ---**
You dare doubt my evil motives?
**[01:29] ---**
This ancient spell was handed down to me
by my older brother and fellow sorcerer,
**[01:33] ---**
Dark Chet, who would never betray me!
**[01:41] ---**
And next, we add four cups of dog poop!
**[01:45] ---**
No way!
**[01:48] ---**
Two cups, then.
**[01:50] ---**
How about one cup?
**[01:54] ---**
How about we use poop emojis instead?
**[02:01] ---**
Then, bake at four hundred degrees!
**[02:10] ---**
And now, I shall unleash...
**[02:14] ---**
a pie?
**[02:15] ---**
Dude, haven't you figured out by now
that your brother totally tricked you!
**[02:20] ---**
Anyway, we're out of here.
**[02:29] ---**
I am Poopcifer!
**[02:33] ---**
I am here to destroy this world!
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By the way, Chet totally tricked you.
**[02:39] ---**
Prepare for the poop!
**[02:46] ---**
Out of the way!
**[02:49] ---**
Use the toilets, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:55] ---**
Don't flush me down the toilet! No!
**[03:06] ---**
Hold on a second!
**[03:08] ---**
Did you actually just flush poop emojis
in toilet emojis? Did you?
**[03:14] ---**
I cannot believe this.
You guys are way too weird for me.
**[03:17] ---**
Hey, are you going to eat that pie?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
PANIC AT THE ZOO!
**[03:31] ---**
Don't feel so bad Panda Zombie.
**[03:33] ---**
I know you're locked out, but we can still
get you home in time for Bamboo Smoothies!
**[03:38] ---**
You're right, it is kind of his fault.
**[03:40] ---**
*We would've been back hours ago*
**[03:42] ---**
*if you hadn't stayed*
*to sign so many autographs for your fans.*
**[03:47] ---**
Sure, you're a big zoo star and all,
**[03:49] ---**
but seriously,
you still have to watch the clock.
**[03:54] ---**
Is that a lock-picking set?
**[03:57] ---**
We have two minutes until they start
serving Bamboo Smoothies!
**[04:03] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:06] ---**
"Warning, this parking lot is guarded by
an angry Shark Zombie patrol."
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Hurry up and pick the lock, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:17] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, you!
**[04:20] ---**
Do something!
**[04:21] ---**
Halt!
**[04:34] ---**
The report says there were intruders
in the parking lot,
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but there's no one down there.
**[04:39] ---**
We better take a look inside.
**[04:43] ---**
We should probably check out the lion pen.
**[04:54] ---**
Save us!
**[04:59] ---**
It doesn't look like anyone is there.
**[05:00] ---**
How about the monkey pen?
**[05:11] ---**
Monkeys are freaking scary!
**[05:12] ---**
Nothing at all.
Let's check out the deadly snake pit.
**[05:19] ---**
How about the porcupine and cactus area?
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The stuffed animal shops?
**[05:29] ---**
There's only one exhibit
we haven't checked.
**[05:32] ---**
The fiery volcano pit built
for the Lava Sloth?
**[06:09] ---**
Who's there?
**[06:13] ---**
Hey, you made it home, Panda Zombie!
**[06:16] ---**
And you barely made it
for the Bamboo Smoothies.
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-Delicious!
-Delicious!
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
THE BATHROOM SHOWDOWN!
**[06:38] ---**
All done!
**[06:41] ---**
Best paint job ever!
**[06:48] ---**
We should get this cleaned up
before Mom gets home.
**[06:51] ---**
I'll get some wet wipes.
**[06:58] ---**
All done!
**[07:01] ---**
Oh, no! Now the drain's clogged!
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Oh, right! A plunger is just what we need!
**[07:09] ---**
Here goes!
**[07:15] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S HAIR
IT'S ALIVE!
**[07:25] ---**
You're saying the clog has turned
into a junk zombie now?
**[07:28] ---**
So this is...
**[07:29] ---**
*ATTACK OF THE JUNK ZOMBIE*
**[07:30] ---**
*Attack of the Junk Zombie*?
**[07:33] ---**
My bad.
**[07:35] ---**
That's kind of offensive to zombies.
**[07:38] ---**
*Zo Zo Zombie vs The Junk Monster*!
**[07:41] ---**
So this movie's all about you now?
**[07:44] ---**
*ZO ZO ZOMBIE VS THE JUNK MONSTER*
**[07:45] ---**
I'm just saying. I'm here too, you know.
**[07:50] ---**
The junk zombie has started moving!
**[07:54] ---**
1\pos(314,282)}RUNAWAY JUNK ZOMBIES*
**[07:56] ---**
*Runaway Junk Zombies*?
**[07:58] ---**
It sounds like a movie
that grandmas would watch.
**[08:04] ---**
The junk zombie is starting
to spread everywhere!
**[08:06] ---**
If we don't stop it somehow,
it'll take over the entire world!
**[08:10] ---**
*Infinity Junk War*!
**[08:13] ---**
I'm so over the superhero thing.
**[08:25] ---**
We're doomed.
**[08:29] ---**
You're right,
we've been thinking about this all wrong!
**[08:32] ---**
Life isn't like a movie!
**[08:33] ---**
It's more like a video game!
**[09:01] ---**
He looks scared.
**[09:05] ---**
Hey! I was wrong. Life isn't a video game!
And it's not a movie either!
**[09:08] ---**
What we need here is just a bedtime story!
**[09:14] ---**
*Happy Little Junky.*
**[09:28] ---**
And so, the little clog returned
to its home in the sewers
**[09:33] ---**
and lived happily ever after!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
SHOPPING AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE!
**[09:56] ---**
Geez! What the heck?
**[10:02] ---**
Hey, listen!
**[10:03] ---**
I wanted this purse, but guess what
the clerk said when I tried to buy it?
**[10:11] ---**
She didn't say, "Giant manatees
are taking over the world!"
**[10:13] ---**
That's just weird.
**[10:15] ---**
She didn't say anything!
She ignored me like I wasn't even there!
**[10:18] ---**
Like I'm not cool enough
to shop in this store!
**[10:22] ---**
She's so mean!
**[10:26] ---**
It was a pleasure taking your money.
**[10:29] ---**
Next customer.
**[10:33] ---**
Anyone?
**[10:43] ---**
You're obviously not cool enough
to be shopping here.
**[10:46] ---**
Get out, or I'll call security!
**[10:50] ---**
You can't get me fired
even if you file a report.
**[10:53] ---**
I'm just far too beautiful!
**[10:56] ---**
I'd like to buy some perfume.
**[10:58] ---**
Of course! I have just the thing.
**[11:01] ---**
This lovely scent
will make you think of...
**[11:03] ---**
Tomato juice?
**[11:04] ---**
Oh, dear, I'm so sorry!
Let me clean you off with this towel!
**[11:14] ---**
What do the rules say
about farting in the store?
**[11:17] ---**
Stop stinking up the customers or else!
**[11:19] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[11:23] ---**
I need some super-cool earrings.
**[11:25] ---**
I have just the thing for you right here.
**[11:34] ---**
What's the rule
about zombie eyeball earrings?
**[11:36] ---**
If you chase off one more customer,
you're done!
**[11:40] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[11:43] ---**
Oh, hi! Can I help you?
**[11:46] ---**
Excellent choice! That purse is very you.
**[11:49] ---**
How would you like to pay?
**[11:53] ---**
Thank you for shopping with us.
**[11:57] ---**
Hang on! Zombie Expresscard?
**[12:06] ---**
So you were trying to trick me?
**[12:08] ---**
I told you, zombies can't shop here,
not now, not ever!
**[12:12] ---**
Because I hate zombies!
**[12:19] ---**
What are the rules
on releasing a supernatural rage?
**[12:22] ---**
Sir...
**[12:23] ---**
And stripping a customer's dress off too!
**[12:25] ---**
You're fired!
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, no.
**[12:28] ---**
Madam.
**[12:32] ---**
Please accept this purse at no charge,
in addition to our most sincere apologies.
**[12:39] ---**
Oh, is this for me?
**[12:41] ---**
I wanted it, but not anymore!
**[12:44] ---**
This is what all the cool girls
are carrying now.