E5 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Five

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    CAMPING WITH THE ZOMBIE HUNTER!
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    We have the best campsite ever!
[00:22] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    BEST TENT EVER
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    Man, I sure hope
    that wasn't your butt skin.
[00:27] ---
    Hey, wait. What happened to Panda Zombie?
[00:34] ---
    What's that?
    You were attacked by a hunter?
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    I hate all zombies!
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    And I won't stop until I've taken out
    every last one of them!
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    How about you just chill
    and roast weenies with us instead?
[00:46] ---
    Or how about I roast you?
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    Oh, he'll eventually chill out
    and roast weenies with us.
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    Here, zombie...
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    Where are you, zombies?
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    You look delicious!
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    Yes!
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    You like that?
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    There you are!
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    I caught you, non-zombie zombie pal!
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    We're getting out of these woods,
    and you'd better clear out too.
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    This forest is home
    to a huge butt monster!
[02:32] ---
    It's a creature three meters wide
    and three meters tall!
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    You'd better have a whole armory with you!
[02:45] ---
    Take this, butt monster!
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    Yum!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:23] ---
    MY STOMACH'S GONE!
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    Why are you doing this?
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    Mochi, how long does it take
    to make banana hot dogs anyway?
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    We've been waiting here forever!
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    ISAM
    LOVES BANANA HOT DOGS
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    And I think Zo Zo Zombie's stomach
    is starting to get hungry.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S STOMACH
    I'M HUNGRY!
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    Oh, no! We've got a runaway stomach!
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    It's a freaking stomach!
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    That stomach just ate
    every last banana in the shop!
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    Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here...
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    This is such a pain...
[04:37] ---
    Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs...
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    There it is!
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    Its weakness is food.
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    Fire the muffins!
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    -Yes, sir!
    -Yes, sir!
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    The stomach is climbing that building
     with the donuts!
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    Why are you doing this?
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    This is just totally weird.
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    A stomach?
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    Like I said, this is just totally weird.
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    Want one?
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    Well, then...
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    Pretty tasty, Zo Zo Zombie,
    don't you think?
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    Man, this is just totally weird.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    SURFING IS FUN!
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    -Pay up.
    -Okay!
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    No money, no board!
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    I had a dream, a dream to surf
    the biggest, craziest wave
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    before summer ended.
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    And in just ten more minutes,
    that dream will end.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    A GOOD FRIEND
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    That'll never work.
[07:08] ---
    Are you sure this is going to work?
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    This is bad!
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    Yikes!
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    Panda Zombie!
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    Save us!
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    That hurts...
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    Now I've got a big bump thanks to you!
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    You'll pay for that!
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    I'm going to get you!
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    SWIMMING ORGANS
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    A big one's coming!
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    A big one?
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    A big wave!
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    What the... Hold on!
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    What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
    That wave is bad news!
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    Remember that dream I had
    about surfing a giant wave?
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    Well, I have a new dream now.
    Not being crushed by a giant wave!
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    Hey, we're actually riding the big wave?
[09:08] ---
    What?
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    I can't move...
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    That was the best summer ever!
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    Oh, yes!
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    No photos, please!
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    Where are my swimming trunks?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    LAUNDRY IS A HAZARD!
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    Hello!
[09:56] ---
    Hello, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Mom's making shish kebabs right now.
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    If you want some, you should come over!
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    But Mom has one rule about dinner,
     and this is important.
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    You have to be dressed nicely!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    GOT DIRTY
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    Darn you!
[10:42] ---
    You soiled my laundry!
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    What are you going to do about this?
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    Your apologies are less than worthless!
[10:52] ---
    I will put my reputation on the line
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    and settle this in a battle with you!
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    What are you doing? Come at me!
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    Hurry up!
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    Seriously...
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    Are you done?
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    Bring it!
[11:42] ---
    Curse you...
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    Stop!
[11:51] ---
    No sword-fighting in the laundromat!
[11:54] ---
    So cut it out, or I'm calling the cops!
[11:56] ---
    Yes, our apologies, Mr. Laundromat Owner.
[11:59] ---
    Honestly...
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    Stop!
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    Geez, what do you think you two are doing?
[12:13] ---
    Everyone's been posting videos
    of your stupid fight on Fightstagram!
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    It's embarrassing! Just stop it!
[12:19] ---
    Sincere apologies, Mr. Shorty.
[12:21] ---
    Seriously.
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    How about you two
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    just make up and then come together
    for dinner tonight?
[12:28] ---
    How about it?
[12:33] ---
    Here it is! My famous shish kebabs!
[12:47] ---
    What the heck is this?