# E5 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Five
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG538MPR/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-five)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
CAMPING WITH THE ZOMBIE HUNTER!
**[00:16] ---**
We have the best campsite ever!
**[00:22] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
BEST TENT EVER
**[00:24] ---**
Man, I sure hope
that wasn't your butt skin.
**[00:27] ---**
Hey, wait. What happened to Panda Zombie?
**[00:34] ---**
What's that?
You were attacked by a hunter?
**[00:38] ---**
I hate all zombies!
**[00:40] ---**
And I won't stop until I've taken out
every last one of them!
**[00:42] ---**
How about you just chill
and roast weenies with us instead?
**[00:46] ---**
Or how about I roast you?
**[00:51] ---**
Oh, he'll eventually chill out
and roast weenies with us.
**[00:55] ---**
Here, zombie...
**[00:57] ---**
Where are you, zombies?
**[01:10] ---**
You look delicious!
**[01:12] ---**
Yes!
**[01:49] ---**
You like that?
**[02:04] ---**
There you are!
**[02:21] ---**
I caught you, non-zombie zombie pal!
**[02:24] ---**
We're getting out of these woods,
and you'd better clear out too.
**[02:27] ---**
This forest is home
to a huge butt monster!
**[02:32] ---**
It's a creature three meters wide
and three meters tall!
**[02:36] ---**
You'd better have a whole armory with you!
**[02:45] ---**
Take this, butt monster!
**[03:18] ---**
Yum!
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
MY STOMACH'S GONE!
**[03:31] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[03:34] ---**
Mochi, how long does it take
to make banana hot dogs anyway?
**[03:38] ---**
We've been waiting here forever!
**[03:40] ---**
ISAM
LOVES BANANA HOT DOGS
**[03:43] ---**
And I think Zo Zo Zombie's stomach
is starting to get hungry.
**[03:47] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S STOMACH
I'M HUNGRY!
**[04:00] ---**
Oh, no! We've got a runaway stomach!
**[04:19] ---**
It's a freaking stomach!
**[04:26] ---**
That stomach just ate
every last banana in the shop!
**[04:33] ---**
Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here...
**[04:37] ---**
This is such a pain...
**[04:37] ---**
Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs...
**[04:43] ---**
There it is!
**[04:46] ---**
Its weakness is food.
**[04:47] ---**
Fire the muffins!
**[04:49] ---**
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
**[05:05] ---**
*The stomach is climbing that building*
*with the donuts!*
**[05:12] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[05:16] ---**
This is just totally weird.
**[05:30] ---**
A stomach?
**[05:48] ---**
Like I said, this is just totally weird.
**[05:58] ---**
Want one?
**[06:02] ---**
Well, then...
**[06:18] ---**
Pretty tasty, Zo Zo Zombie,
don't you think?
**[06:26] ---**
Man, this is just totally weird.
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
SURFING IS FUN!
**[06:40] ---**
-Pay up.
-Okay!
**[06:44] ---**
No money, no board!
**[06:49] ---**
I had a dream, a dream to surf
the biggest, craziest wave
**[06:52] ---**
before summer ended.
**[06:56] ---**
And in just ten more minutes,
that dream will end.
**[07:00] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
A GOOD FRIEND
**[07:02] ---**
That'll never work.
**[07:08] ---**
Are you sure this is going to work?
**[07:32] ---**
This is bad!
**[07:40] ---**
Yikes!
**[07:41] ---**
Panda Zombie!
**[07:49] ---**
Save us!
**[08:09] ---**
That hurts...
**[08:14] ---**
Now I've got a big bump thanks to you!
**[08:21] ---**
You'll pay for that!
**[08:29] ---**
I'm going to get you!
**[08:32] ---**
SWIMMING ORGANS
**[08:42] ---**
A big one's coming!
**[08:45] ---**
A big one?
**[08:47] ---**
A big wave!
**[08:49] ---**
What the... Hold on!
**[08:52] ---**
What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
That wave is bad news!
**[08:55] ---**
Remember that dream I had
about surfing a giant wave?
**[08:57] ---**
Well, I have a new dream now.
Not being crushed by a giant wave!
**[09:04] ---**
Hey, we're actually riding the big wave?
**[09:08] ---**
What?
**[09:17] ---**
I can't move...
**[09:21] ---**
That was the best summer ever!
**[09:29] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[09:34] ---**
No photos, please!
**[09:36] ---**
Where are my swimming trunks?
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
LAUNDRY IS A HAZARD!
**[09:54] ---**
Hello!
**[09:56] ---**
Hello, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:58] ---**
Mom's making shish kebabs right now.
**[10:02] ---**
If you want some, you should come over!
**[10:08] ---**
*But Mom has one rule about dinner,*
*and this is important.*
**[10:10] ---**
*You have to be dressed nicely!*
**[10:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
GOT DIRTY
**[10:39] ---**
Darn you!
**[10:42] ---**
You soiled my laundry!
**[10:45] ---**
What are you going to do about this?
**[10:48] ---**
Your apologies are less than worthless!
**[10:52] ---**
I will put my reputation on the line
**[10:55] ---**
and settle this in a battle with you!
**[11:04] ---**
What are you doing? Come at me!
**[11:08] ---**
Hurry up!
**[11:09] ---**
Seriously...
**[11:14] ---**
Are you done?
**[11:18] ---**
Bring it!
**[11:42] ---**
Curse you...
**[11:47] ---**
Stop!
**[11:51] ---**
No sword-fighting in the laundromat!
**[11:54] ---**
So cut it out, or I'm calling the cops!
**[11:56] ---**
Yes, our apologies, Mr. Laundromat Owner.
**[11:59] ---**
Honestly...
**[12:06] ---**
Stop!
**[12:09] ---**
Geez, what do you think you two are doing?
**[12:13] ---**
Everyone's been posting videos
of your stupid fight on Fightstagram!
**[12:17] ---**
It's embarrassing! Just stop it!
**[12:19] ---**
Sincere apologies, Mr. Shorty.
**[12:21] ---**
Seriously.
**[12:23] ---**
How about you two
**[12:24] ---**
just make up and then come together
for dinner tonight?
**[12:28] ---**
How about it?
**[12:33] ---**
Here it is! My famous shish kebabs!
**[12:47] ---**
What the heck is this?