E4 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Four

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    ENCOUNTERED THE MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!
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    Just me, working on my car here.
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    Just repairing a normal car.
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    TAKOSHI
    AN ALIEN
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    I'm not an alien!
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    What's next? Right, these...
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    So tell me what's wrong.
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    It's my friend's eyes, Doctor.
    I think there's something wrong with them.
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    Probably just a strain
    of Beast Eyeball Syndrome.
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    Let's take a look.
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    That ought to do it.
    Now to test my new headlights.
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    Or maybe Hot Eyeball Syndrome.
    I've seen worse.
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    No response at all?
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    How about this?
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    Zo Zo Zombie, quick! Cover your eyes!
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    Maybe it's Laser Eyeball Syndrome.
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Get those eyeballs out of your head!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    What? Where did it go?
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    I guess I can write you a prescription
    for some eye drops that should help.
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    There you are!
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    Hey, pal, those things are mine!
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    Hey, that's hot! Stop!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    A BUILDING FULL OF TRAPS!
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    Hey, Uncle, are you here?
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    It's my birthday
    so I'm here with Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Welcome, Isam! And your undead friend too!
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    Your birthday present is all wrapped up
     and ready for you
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    on the other side
     of a series of deadly traps!
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    What? Why?
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    Everyone needs to earn their presents
     by themselves, right?
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    No, they don't!
    That's why they're called presents!
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    Oh, man.
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    What? Something's up, you say?
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    Thanks, Zo Zo Zombie.
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    Let's take a break for now.
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    Who puts a wood chipper
    inside a living room sofa?
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    And who puts a treadmill
    on the floorboards?
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    I think we're safe.
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    What's the matter now, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    What should we do?
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    You've got an idea?
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    It actually worked!
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    No present is worth all of this!
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    My present!
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    Congratulations, Isam!
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    Now I can turn off the traps and we'll...
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    This is bad.
     I broke the lava control system!
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    Sorry about that, Isam!
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    I suggest you make it to the column
     as fast as possible!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Thanks. But this is gross...
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    At last!
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    Uncle, the lava is rising!
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    Isam!
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    If you can hit that button over there,
     the lava will stop!
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    Okay, but how are we supposed to do that?
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    Good for you, Isam!
     And your undead friend as well.
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    Go ahead, open it up!
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    All right! A brand new pair of...
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    plain socks?
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    Oh, no, they're no ordinary socks!
     They're rocket socks!
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    It was totally worth it!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE SHOPPING MALL IS FUN!
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    SHOPPING MALL
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    ISAM
    LOOKING FOR PARKING SPACE
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    There are no parking spaces left
    anywhere today!
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    What are we going to do?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    NOT USUALLY ON A BIKE
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    It's empty! All right!
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    How dare you!
    You have brought shame upon me!
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    SAMURAI ZOMBIE
    EASILY OFFENDED
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    Oh, Samurai Zombie.
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    You have dishonorably parked
    a mere bicycle in a motorcycle space!
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    Because of you, my proud motorcycle
    now sits illegally parked, in a fire lane!
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    It draws harsh looks of contempt
     from all who pass by!
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    You two are dead!
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    What the...
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    Stale churros for sale...
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    Stale churros for sale...
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    STALE CHURROS
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    Hey, it may be stale,
    but you still have to pay for it!
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    Thanks! Come again!
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    CINNAMON SUGAR
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    Darn you! Sweet cinnamon eyes!
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    EXTRA-SPICY FRIED CHICKEN
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    BUBBLE TEA
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    Now, attack!
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    Take this!
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    What's the matter, samurai?
    Is running all you do?
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    How about that?
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    That's her, Officers!
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    Lady, we've been informed that
    your motorcycle's parked in the fire lane.
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    Is that true?
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    Well, yes.
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    Right, I'm going to have to
    write you a ticket.
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    No!
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    I guess you don't need
    to keep the ticket anymore.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    I ATTACKED A GIANT WHAT?
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    Morning, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    So what did you mean
    you need help with your laundry...
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    What is that smell?
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    That's horrible!
    That stink is melting the wallpaper!
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    Zo Zo Zombie! I'll help you.
    Let's wash them!
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    You waited too long to wash them.
    They've already mutated!
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    There's only one thing
    we can do with them now.
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    I know it's sad.
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    But it's better this way, trust me.
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    FERTILIZER
    MAKES THINGS GROW!
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    Zo Zo Zombie, turn on your TV!
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    It's your socks!
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    We have to do something
     before the city is destroyed!
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    Z!
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    Zo Zo Zombie! This place is ready!
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    Begin Operation Sock-Soak!
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    DETERGENT FACTORY
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    The operation's a success!
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    You can't let your dirty laundry pile up!