# E4 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Four
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P53MKY/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-four)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
ENCOUNTERED THE MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!
**[00:23] ---**
Just me, working on my car here.
**[00:24] ---**
Just repairing a normal car.
**[00:25] ---**
TAKOSHI
AN ALIEN
**[00:26] ---**
I'm not an alien!
**[00:30] ---**
What's next? Right, these...
**[00:50] ---**
So tell me what's wrong.
**[00:53] ---**
It's my friend's eyes, Doctor.
I think there's something wrong with them.
**[01:00] ---**
Probably just a strain
of Beast Eyeball Syndrome.
**[01:03] ---**
Let's take a look.
**[01:07] ---**
That ought to do it.
Now to test my new headlights.
**[01:19] ---**
Or maybe Hot Eyeball Syndrome.
I've seen worse.
**[01:28] ---**
No response at all?
**[01:30] ---**
How about this?
**[01:37] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, quick! Cover your eyes!
**[01:42] ---**
Maybe it's Laser Eyeball Syndrome.
**[02:03] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:06] ---**
Get those eyeballs out of your head!
**[02:33] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:36] ---**
What? Where did it go?
**[02:42] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:52] ---**
I guess I can write you a prescription
for some eye drops that should help.
**[02:57] ---**
There you are!
**[03:01] ---**
Hey, pal, those things are mine!
**[03:15] ---**
Hey, that's hot! Stop!
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
A BUILDING FULL OF TRAPS!
**[03:24] ---**
Hey, Uncle, are you here?
**[03:27] ---**
It's my birthday
so I'm here with Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:32] ---**
*Welcome, Isam! And your undead friend too!*
**[03:35] ---**
*Your birthday present is all wrapped up*
*and ready for you*
**[03:38] ---**
*on the other side*
*of a series of deadly traps!*
**[03:41] ---**
What? Why?
**[03:42] ---**
*Everyone needs to earn their presents*
*by themselves, right?*
**[03:47] ---**
No, they don't!
That's why they're called presents!
**[03:51] ---**
Oh, man.
**[03:54] ---**
What? Something's up, you say?
**[04:03] ---**
Thanks, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[04:10] ---**
Let's take a break for now.
**[04:18] ---**
Who puts a wood chipper
inside a living room sofa?
**[04:24] ---**
And who puts a treadmill
on the floorboards?
**[04:36] ---**
I think we're safe.
**[04:39] ---**
What's the matter now, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[04:43] ---**
What should we do?
**[04:45] ---**
You've got an idea?
**[04:59] ---**
It actually worked!
**[05:13] ---**
No present is worth all of this!
**[05:18] ---**
My present!
**[05:20] ---**
*Congratulations, Isam!*
**[05:22] ---**
Now I can turn off the traps and we'll...
**[05:26] ---**
*This is bad.*
*I broke the lava control system!*
**[05:29] ---**
*Sorry about that, Isam!*
**[05:32] ---**
*I suggest you make it to the column*
*as fast as possible!*
**[05:38] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:44] ---**
Thanks. But this is gross...
**[05:49] ---**
At last!
**[05:51] ---**
Uncle, the lava is rising!
**[05:54] ---**
*Isam!*
**[05:56] ---**
*If you can hit that button over there,*
*the lava will stop!*
**[05:59] ---**
Okay, but how are we supposed to do that?
**[06:09] ---**
*Good for you, Isam!*
*And your undead friend as well.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Go ahead, open it up!*
**[06:18] ---**
All right! A brand new pair of...
**[06:21] ---**
plain socks?
**[06:22] ---**
*Oh, no, they're no ordinary socks!*
*They're rocket socks!*
**[06:26] ---**
It was totally worth it!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
THE SHOPPING MALL IS FUN!
**[06:34] ---**
SHOPPING MALL
**[06:42] ---**
ISAM
LOOKING FOR PARKING SPACE
**[06:43] ---**
There are no parking spaces left
anywhere today!
**[06:46] ---**
What are we going to do?
**[06:48] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
NOT USUALLY ON A BIKE
**[06:52] ---**
It's empty! All right!
**[07:00] ---**
How dare you!
You have brought shame upon me!
**[07:03] ---**
SAMURAI ZOMBIE
EASILY OFFENDED
**[07:04] ---**
Oh, Samurai Zombie.
**[07:06] ---**
You have dishonorably parked
a mere bicycle in a motorcycle space!
**[07:10] ---**
Because of you, my proud motorcycle
now sits illegally parked, in a fire lane!
**[07:16] ---**
*It draws harsh looks of contempt*
*from all who pass by!*
**[07:20] ---**
You two are dead!
**[07:38] ---**
What the...
**[07:40] ---**
Stale churros for sale...
**[07:45] ---**
Stale churros for sale...
**[07:47] ---**
STALE CHURROS
**[07:54] ---**
Hey, it may be stale,
but you still have to pay for it!
**[08:00] ---**
Thanks! Come again!
**[08:05] ---**
CINNAMON SUGAR
**[08:09] ---**
Darn you! Sweet cinnamon eyes!
**[08:16] ---**
EXTRA-SPICY FRIED CHICKEN
**[08:28] ---**
BUBBLE TEA
**[08:48] ---**
Now, attack!
**[08:51] ---**
Take this!
**[08:53] ---**
What's the matter, samurai?
Is running all you do?
**[09:00] ---**
How about that?
**[09:04] ---**
That's her, Officers!
**[09:09] ---**
Lady, we've been informed that
your motorcycle's parked in the fire lane.
**[09:12] ---**
Is that true?
**[09:15] ---**
Well, yes.
**[09:18] ---**
Right, I'm going to have to
write you a ticket.
**[09:22] ---**
No!
**[09:31] ---**
I guess you don't need
to keep the ticket anymore.
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
I ATTACKED A GIANT WHAT?
**[09:47] ---**
Morning, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:51] ---**
So what did you mean
you need help with your laundry...
**[09:54] ---**
What is that smell?
**[09:56] ---**
That's horrible!
That stink is melting the wallpaper!
**[09:59] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! I'll help you.
Let's wash them!
**[10:10] ---**
You waited too long to wash them.
They've already mutated!
**[10:13] ---**
There's only one thing
we can do with them now.
**[10:20] ---**
I know it's sad.
**[10:22] ---**
But it's better this way, trust me.
**[10:30] ---**
FERTILIZER
MAKES THINGS GROW!
**[10:57] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, turn on your TV!
**[10:58] ---**
It's your socks!
**[11:00] ---**
*We have to do something*
*before the city is destroyed!*
**[11:18] ---**
Z!
**[12:00] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! This place is ready!
**[12:14] ---**
Begin Operation Sock-Soak!
**[12:19] ---**
DETERGENT FACTORY
**[12:40] ---**
The operation's a success!
**[12:46] ---**
You can't let your dirty laundry pile up!