E2 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Two

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE PRETTY FLOWERS HAVE FANGS!
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    Hey, Uncle Zombo!
    Thanks for letting us spend the night!
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    I'm glad you came, Isam!
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    And welcome
    to your little zombie friend too,
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    whose name I can never remember.
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    I know you two will have
    an awesome time together here!
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    You won't believe your eyeballs!
    So much fun stuff!
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    Video games! Cooking robots!
    Completely non-creepy clowns!
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    And a whole lot more other things!
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    This'll be awesome!
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    All of which you can play with tomorrow!
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    But tonight, I need you two
    to catch some Flower Zombies.
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    Flower Zombies?
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    Well, unfortunately,
    my house is infested with them.
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    They come out in the middle of the night!
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    They especially love tuna,
    and they devour all my supplies!
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    Imagine the horror...
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    This tuna trap will lure them out.
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    Then you use these to catch them!
    Simple, right?
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    Just don't get hungry
    and eat that tuna yourselves.
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    Don't worry, we won't eat the tuna.
    We won't let you down!
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    We ended up eating all the tuna.
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    Uncle Zombo will be furious.
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    -Tuna!
    -Tuna!
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    -Where is the tuna?
    -Where is the tuna?
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Help me!
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    Flower Zombies!
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    Go back to where you came from
    or prepare to be zapped!
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    Uncle Zombo's canned tuna stash?
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    If we give them all these tuna,
    maybe they'll leave us alone!
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    No, you're right.
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    We're not letting those Flower Zombies
    do whatever they want!
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    All right, let's fight!
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    You're not getting this tuna!
    We're settling this right here!
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    Is that a Fat Machine Gun?
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    Zo Zo, they love eating you
    even more than tuna!
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    Behold, for it is I,
    the King Flower Zombie!
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    I shall destroy anyone who dares stand
    between me and my tuna!
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    No hurt Zo Zo Zombie!
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    -Let him go!
    -Zo Zo Zombie delicious!
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    What's this? Why, my fellow Zombies?
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    I guess you're just that tasty to them.
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    What in the world happened here?
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    Well, it's kind of complicated...
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    LET'S BATTLE IN THE GAME WORLD!
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    Ultimate Love Punch!
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    I win again!
    That means it's Victory Butt Dance time!
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    Samurai Zombie?
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    I'm the player you've been battling!
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    And you have shamed me by doing
    the Victory Butt Dance over my corpse.
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    We all do the Victory Butt Dance!
    I've seen you do it!
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    Shut up! I challenge you to a duel!
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    And if you refuse,
    I shall destroy everything in the world
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    that you love most!
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    Isam's Backyard!
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    Samurai Zombie versus Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Fight!
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    There you are!
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    I'm not falling for that trick again!
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    Idiot, I won't be fooled twice!
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    Skin? He's above?
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    Oh, no!
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    Ultimate Love Punch is charging.
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    Get lost!
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    Where? Where did he go?
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    Okay!
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    I'm too quick for...
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    Ultimate Love Thump charging complete!
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    Eat this! Ultimate Love Punch!
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    Ultimate Butt Shield.
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    Zo Zo Zombie wins!
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    You've beaten me.
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    It's your right to do
    the Victory Butt Dance on me.
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    What is this?
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    We have a better idea!
    Let's play together.
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    That's it! Go!
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    Now to do the Victory Butt Dance!
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    You have brought shame upon me!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    ADVENTURE INSIDE THE TOILET!
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    Uncle Zombo!
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    Thank you for having us over tonight!
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    Why, of course, Isam.
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    And your undead friend can come over
    any time he wants to play card games!
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    The toilet's just down the hall,
    to the left.
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    Oh, by the way...
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    don't you dare touch
    my Golden Toilet Monkey!
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    Do you understand?
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    Is this Golden Toilet Monkey mine?
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    I was just thinking of eating it.
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    No way. I like eating
    monkey-shaped things.
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    But you can have this back
    if you do as I say!
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    Your first task is to chop down
    the large ratberry tree in the sewers!
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    For your second task, you must bring me
    Poo Unicorn's sacred Horn of Poo!
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    Poo!
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    Your final task is to slay
    the dreaded Sludge Dragon
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    -who guards the--
    -Hold up.
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    Did that silly Sludge Zombie
    send you down here
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    to try and steal
    my Jeweled Sludge-Buckets?
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    And let me guess, he's probably holding
    your Golden Toilet Monkey hostage?
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    How many times
    are you gonna pull this, poopwad?
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    I'm so sick of this routine, man!
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    He does this all the time!
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    You know he only sent you here
    so you'd die from my sludge breath, right?
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    Impossible!
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    Hey, wait! Give it back!
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    That's mine!
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    Zo Zo Zombie, what happened?
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    Hey! You better not have ruined
    my favorite Golden Toilet Monkey!
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    Jeez.
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    CHOCOLATE
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    Yummy!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE CURSED DONUTS!
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    The donut truck has finally arrived,
    and we're first in line!
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    Donuts, here we come!
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    My donut truck got carjacked
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    by some goth punk zombie kid!
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    I'll use these delicious donuts
    to summon a Donut Demon,
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    and the world will know my name,
    Black Zombie!
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    Now, to the cemetery!
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    But we'll still be back at work
    by lunch, right?
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    Just drive, Keith!
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    We've got to stop those guys somehow!
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    GREAT DONUT PLAN
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    Bus Zombie!
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    "Donut Damnation,"
    "Curse of the Donuts..."
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    Where's the Donut Demon?
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    Bus Zombie!
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    No, that's not what we're riding here...
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    Wait, what did you say?
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    Stop that! Darn you!
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    "Donatus Zom Zom Modabus McFoo!"
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    Fly, my Black Flame Donuts!
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    Now!
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    This is bad!
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    That's enough!
    I don't want to die just from my sins!
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    Zo Zo Zombie! You got the truck back!
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    That's hot!