# E11 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eleven Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P5KGEK6/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-eleven)
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    *A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
    *an undead monster!*
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE BIRTH OF THE ZOMBIE BAND!
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    *Thank you, everyone!*
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    They're really pumped, aren't they?
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    It would be so cool if Idol Zombie
    could sing to my guitar playing.
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    Time for our next song!
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    Let's get a closer look!
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    Oh man, I'll never get
    to the front of this line!
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    You want me to pull your legs?
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    So now you'll slither
    to the front of the line?
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    But how am I supposed to get...
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    Yuck, it's disgusting here!
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    What did you eat for lunch?
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    Watch it!
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    No cutting in line!
    Get out of here, you snake!
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    That hurts!
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    What?
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    That's amazing!
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    You and I ought to play together!
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    Great idea!
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    Watch how I shred on the guitar!
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    That's awful! Somebody make him stop!
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    CAMERA ZOMBIE
    SECURITY
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    TINY BUT TOUGH!
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    What? We should stop performing?
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    No way! I still have to play
    a few more sets with her!
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    No! Stop it!
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    Here's my original song!
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    Here you go.
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    No! Make him stop!
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    We can talk afterward!
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    I need to finish this riff!
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    Make it stop!
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    Stop playing!
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    This is the best part!
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    Yay!
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    Hey! Why did you have to go and do that?
    I wasn't that awful!
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    Oh, you definitely were.
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    IDOL ZOMBIE AND HER WEIRD NEW BANDMATES?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    BAD WITCH!
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    You know, ever since
    Black Zombie cast a spell on me,
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    my hair just feels totally weird!
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    We'll have to use your powers
    to summon Witch Zombie
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    and get back at him, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Hang on a minute,
    why does mine look like poop?
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    BLACK ZOMBIE
    BAD GUY!
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    How do we know if it worked?
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    That hurts!
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    I'm finally here!
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    Thanks for summoning me, you guys.
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    Is there anything I can do to repay you?
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    No way!
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    A witch, you say?
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    That's right! My expertise is magic!
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    I'm a novice witch, but I'm really good!
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    So what do you desire?
    Perhaps, you wish to look handsome?
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    Or maybe you want to be super strong?
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    Hey, all his muscles fell off!
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    Sorry, I'll clean them up right now.
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    Get some muscles!
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    Oh, sorry about that!
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    This is the greatest show ever!
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    Hey, this isn't why summoned you!
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    You were supposed
    to make Black Zombie suffer, not us!
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    Okay, I'm on it!
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    Come back here!
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    Get some muscles!
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    I'll get him off our tails!
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    Okay, let's go!
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    Muscles!
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    Muscles!
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    Sorry, guys. I'm still a newbie.
    I guess I messed up.
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    This time, you guys can depend on me!
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    Or not.
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    Geez.
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    This sucks!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE VENDING MACHINE DIED!
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    Who stole the Choco-Donkey
    vending machine?
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    Dear Diary, I hope I can make
    some new friends today...
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    AXE PENCIL
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    Oh, hey! How are you?
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    Give me that chocolate!
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    Are we just playing tag here?
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    I guess not. Someone help!
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    Hey!
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    Could you help me out here?
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    I know I look like a murderous freak,
    but I'm actually a nice boy!
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    I like deviled eggs,
    pony rides, and seahorses!
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    I'm a good guy!
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    I beg you!
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    I want to find out who stole
    the Choco-Donkey vending machine.
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    Look, if you help me,
    I'll give you my last piece!
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    We don't even have any clues.
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    Wait!
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    Hi, you guys!
    Aren't Choco-Donkeys the best?
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    We finally found it!
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    Why is it even here?
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    Leave candy machine to Snowra!
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    What? It's empty!
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    Where are the candies?
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    Man, he's crazy.
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    Dear Diary, it's a sunny day
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    and this is probably my last entry.
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    You will pay for taking Snowra's candy!
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    *Look, if you help me,*
    *I'll give you my last piece!*
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    Let go of Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Here, give him this!
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    That was great.
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    Zo Zo Zombie, are you okay?
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    Will you be my friend?
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    It's a sunny day
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    and I had so much fun!
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    I finally made some new friends!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE BEST PRANK!
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    UNCLE ZOMBO
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    CHAMPION PRANKSTER
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    SLIME
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    Now!
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    There.
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    We're really no match for Uncle Zombo.
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    Years of experience, my boy.
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    You may be the Champion Prankster now,
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    but you mark my words,
    you're going down hard, Uncle!
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    Well, you're certainly welcome to try!
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    Where the heck are we?
**[10:43] ---**
    Aren't we supposed to be finding a way
    to outwit Uncle Zombo?
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:04] ---**
    Prank successful!
**[11:07] ---**
    Hi, Zo Zo Zombie! Long time, no see!
**[11:10] ---**
    Could you lend us your expertise, please?
**[11:13] ---**
    I want to help you two with your pranks,
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    but the problem is,
    I'm made out of freaking snow!
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    So if I leave the cold mountaintop,
    I'll melt to death.
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    Prank successful!
**[11:24] ---**
    Zo Zo Zombie never saw that one coming!
**[11:29] ---**
    Okay, I'll help you guys.
**[11:31] ---**
    You just have to promise not to
    let me melt down there, okay?
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    Prank successful!
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    Now!
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    Here.
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    Take that!
**[12:07] ---**
    Here.
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    Oh, no!
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    We did it!
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    We're now the Champion Pranksters!
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    Darn, you got me!
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    That hurts!
**[12:31] ---**
    I'm melting...
**[12:39] ---**
    Prank successful!
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    I didn't melt!
**[12:43] ---**
    That was my pee you were standing in!
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    That's Snowman Zombie for you!