Zo Zo Zombie
Zo Zo Zombie is the best undead friend you never had! Who else could use his own intestines as a jump rope or peel his own skin to use as a coat? Together with his best [human] friend Isamu, Zo Zo Zombie is just trying to do some good in this world but somehow always ends up in pieces. Literally.

Season 1

E1 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter One
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    THE CINEMA IS EXCITING!
[00:18] ---
    Hurry! The movie's already starting!
[00:21] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ISAM'S FRIEND
[00:23] ---
    Tickets, Zo Zo!
[00:32] ---
    Excuse me, pardon me!
[00:42] ---
    We made it in time! That's so great!
[00:49] ---
    Oh, no! I forgot the Choco-donkeys!
[00:52] ---
    It's just not a movie
    without Choco-donkeys! Don't you agree?
[00:58] ---
    Thanks!
[01:01] ---
    But you promised!
[01:08] ---
    We're all sold out!
[01:11] ---
    Ask him.
[01:13] ---
    If it's Choco-donkeys you want,
    you're going to have to buy them from me!
[01:22] ---
    What? Not even close.
[01:28] ---
    You'll need more than that.
[01:37] ---
    All right. That'll do.
[01:45] ---
    -Boo-ger!
    -Catch you later!
[01:54] ---
    You get what you pay...
[02:06] ---
    No Choco-donkeys for you!
[02:23] ---
    Snot your lucky day, I guess!
[02:26] ---
    Let's go.
[02:43] ---
    That stinks!
[02:48] ---
    What the...
[02:59] ---
    No way!
[03:07] ---
    This is snot cool.
[03:15] ---
    Choco-donkey...
[03:16] ---
    Hey, wait! They're all snotty!
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:23] ---
    I'VE BEEN GIVEN AN IMPORTANT MISSION!
[03:27] ---
    Your attention, please.
     Classes begin in five minutes.
[03:31] ---
    No sweat. Five minutes is plenty of time.
[03:39] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ISAM'S FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ZOMBIE!
[03:45] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, it's an emergency!
[03:47] ---
    I'm stuck in the bathroom at school,
    and there's no toilet paper!
[03:50] ---
    Plus, it's time for class!
    I need you to bring me a roll!
[04:26] ---
    Buying toilet paper together
    is so romantic!
[04:32] ---
    This crosswalk is closed!
[04:36] ---
    All students take your seats
     and prepare for a pop quiz!
[04:45] ---
    You dare touch my cones?
[05:02] ---
    Now you've done it! Ultrazombo Construct!
[05:25] ---
    ZOMBIEROBO Z
    A GIANT ROBOT
[05:52] ---
    Attention, please! A giant robot fight
     has broken out in the city.
[05:55] ---
    Evacuate the school immediately!
[06:15] ---
    Take that!
[06:17] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[06:20] ---
    I meant there was plenty of paper
    in the next stall!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:33] ---
    IT'S THE SECRET FIGHT CONTEST!
[06:35] ---
    So I said to him, "What's wrong
    with tuna fish shampoo, anyway?"
[06:39] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    UNDEAD FRIEND
[06:42] ---
    PANDA ZOMBIE
    A ZOMBIE PANDA
[06:46] ---
    Panda Zombie! What's the matter?
[06:50] ---
    Oh, you got yourself involved
    in some weird underground fighting event?
[06:54] ---
    And some guy cheated you
    out of all your money?
[06:57] ---
    That's the worst!
[07:01] ---
    I promised you that we'd get
    to the bottom of this, Zombie Panda.
[07:06] ---
    And I think we're there.
[07:24] ---
    This isn't a fighting contest.
[07:27] ---
    It's a farting contest!
[07:29] ---
    The winner is El Volcano Gasso!
[07:32] ---
    Now, who will be the next
    to challenge the champion?
[07:36] ---
    Me!
[07:38] ---
    We'll get your money back, Panda Zombie!
[07:42] ---
    Round 1!
[07:53] ---
    Round 1, Zo Zo Zombie is down!
[07:57] ---
    We've got to prepare you better
    for this round, Zo Zo Zombie!
[07:59] ---
    Here, eat this!
[08:06] ---
    Round 2!
[08:28] ---
    Round 2, Zo Zo Zombie is down!
[08:32] ---
    If only we had a truckload of beans...
[08:39] ---
    Fart-fueling beans!
[08:41] ---
    MOCHI
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S PET
[08:42] ---
    What?
[08:43] ---
    Thanks a lot, Mochi!
[08:47] ---
    I want to wish you good luck
    before the final round!
[08:53] ---
    CEMENT!
[08:56] ---
    See you!
[09:09] ---
    Feeling a little plugged up, aren't you?
[09:26] ---
    The winner is Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:28] ---
    You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:32] ---
    Your butt sure took off though.
    I wonder where it went?
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    A MYSTERIOUS BUS HAS ARRIVED!
[09:48] ---
    Wait!
[09:49] ---
    ISAM
    ELEMENTARY STUDENT WHO SLEPT IN
[09:51] ---
    Not today! It's Bacon Cake Day!
    I can't miss that!
[09:55] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ZOMBIE FRIEND
[09:56] ---
    It's the day we celebrate
    Nathaniel Bacon-Cake.
[09:58] ---
    Without him,
    Bacon Cakes wouldn't even exist!
[10:02] ---
    -Bacon Cake!
    -It looks tasty!
[10:05] ---
    I can't believe we missed the bus today!
[10:22] ---
    That hurts!
[10:25] ---
    Thanks, Zo Zo...
[10:27] ---
    Hold up! This is a Bus Zombie!
[10:33] ---
    You're right, this is a Bus Zombie.
[10:35] ---
    I've been riding it for months.
[10:39] ---
    It has a mind of its own,
    and I can't get off.
[10:42] ---
    A Bus Zombie never stops for anyone!
[10:46] ---
    It just passed the school!
[10:51] ---
    Right, we'll get back in no time!
[10:56] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[10:57] ---
    Watch out!
[11:00] ---
    Look at the front!
[11:11] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:12] ---
    In 100 meters, turn right.
[11:14] ---
    It has GPS! But where are we going?
[11:19] ---
    Motor down to Bongo's
    House of Pancakes and Oil Change!
[11:26] ---
    We have a Maple Syrup
    and Motor Oil Special!
[11:30] ---
    The Bus Zombie must want
    that Special Set really badly!
[11:33] ---
    It won't stop until it gets what it wants.
[11:37] ---
    And I'm definitely going to be
    late for school!
[11:39] ---
    Any ideas?
[11:43] ---
    That is a crazy plan,
[11:45] ---
    but it could work!
[11:48] ---
    Welcome!
[11:53] ---
    One Special Set. Enjoy your meal!
[11:55] ---
    Now!
[12:02] ---
    Yes! We did it!
[12:14] ---
    Are you okay... What?
[12:16] ---
    Yikes!
[12:21] ---
    What? Hey, wait!
[12:23] ---
    It worked! We made it to school!
[12:27] ---
    Now, it's time to cut it!
[12:34] ---
    Run!
[12:39] ---
    Yes, we made it!
[12:42] ---
    Yes! Now I'm finally free!

E2 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Two
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    THE PRETTY FLOWERS HAVE FANGS!
[00:15] ---
    Hey, Uncle Zombo!
     Thanks for letting us spend the night!
[00:17] ---
    I'm glad you came, Isam!
[00:20] ---
    And welcome
    to your little zombie friend too,
[00:23] ---
    whose name I can never remember.
[00:25] ---
    I know you two will have
    an awesome time together here!
[00:28] ---
    You won't believe your eyeballs!
    So much fun stuff!
[00:32] ---
    Video games! Cooking robots!
    Completely non-creepy clowns!
[00:37] ---
    And a whole lot more other things!
[00:39] ---
    This'll be awesome!
[00:41] ---
    All of which you can play with tomorrow!
[00:44] ---
    But tonight, I need you two
    to catch some Flower Zombies.
[00:48] ---
    Flower Zombies?
[00:50] ---
    Well, unfortunately,
    my house is infested with them.
[00:54] ---
    They come out in the middle of the night!
[00:56] ---
    They especially love tuna,
    and they devour all my supplies!
[01:00] ---
    Imagine the horror...
[01:03] ---
    This tuna trap will lure them out.
[01:06] ---
    Then you use these to catch them!
    Simple, right?
[01:12] ---
    Just don't get hungry
    and eat that tuna yourselves.
[01:15] ---
    Don't worry, we won't eat the tuna.
    We won't let you down!
[01:23] ---
    We ended up eating all the tuna.
[01:25] ---
    Uncle Zombo will be furious.
[01:29] ---
    -Tuna!
    -Tuna!
[01:34] ---
    -Where is the tuna?
    -Where is the tuna?
[01:39] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:40] ---
    Help me!
[01:47] ---
    Flower Zombies!
[01:49] ---
    Go back to where you came from
    or prepare to be zapped!
[01:56] ---
    Uncle Zombo's canned tuna stash?
[02:06] ---
    If we give them all these tuna,
    maybe they'll leave us alone!
[02:12] ---
    No, you're right.
[02:14] ---
    We're not letting those Flower Zombies
    do whatever they want!
[02:17] ---
    All right, let's fight!
[02:19] ---
    You're not getting this tuna!
    We're settling this right here!
[02:23] ---
    Is that a Fat Machine Gun?
[02:32] ---
    Zo Zo, they love eating you
    even more than tuna!
[02:41] ---
    Behold, for it is I,
    the King Flower Zombie!
[02:45] ---
    I shall destroy anyone who dares stand
    between me and my tuna!
[02:50] ---
    No hurt Zo Zo Zombie!
[02:52] ---
    -Let him go!
    -Zo Zo Zombie delicious!
[02:56] ---
    What's this? Why, my fellow Zombies?
[03:03] ---
    I guess you're just that tasty to them.
[03:09] ---
    What in the world happened here?
[03:11] ---
    Well, it's kind of complicated...
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:23] ---
    LET'S BATTLE IN THE GAME WORLD!
[03:27] ---
    Ultimate Love Punch!
[03:38] ---
    I win again!
    That means it's Victory Butt Dance time!
[03:44] ---
    Samurai Zombie?
[03:46] ---
    I'm the player you've been battling!
[03:49] ---
    And you have shamed me by doing
    the Victory Butt Dance over my corpse.
[03:54] ---
    We all do the Victory Butt Dance!
    I've seen you do it!
[03:57] ---
    Shut up! I challenge you to a duel!
[04:00] ---
    And if you refuse,
    I shall destroy everything in the world
[04:03] ---
    that you love most!
[04:09] ---
    Isam's Backyard!
[04:11] ---
    Samurai Zombie versus Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:15] ---
    Fight!
[04:21] ---
    There you are!
[04:29] ---
    I'm not falling for that trick again!
[04:32] ---
    Idiot, I won't be fooled twice!
[04:37] ---
    Skin? He's above?
[04:41] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:48] ---
    Ultimate Love Punch is charging.
[04:56] ---
    Get lost!
[05:03] ---
    Where? Where did he go?
[05:14] ---
    Okay!
[05:18] ---
    I'm too quick for...
[05:24] ---
    Ultimate Love Thump charging complete!
[05:34] ---
    Eat this! Ultimate Love Punch!
[05:41] ---
    Ultimate Butt Shield.
[05:57] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie wins!
[06:01] ---
    You've beaten me.
[06:02] ---
    It's your right to do
    the Victory Butt Dance on me.
[06:11] ---
    What is this?
[06:12] ---
    We have a better idea!
    Let's play together.
[06:15] ---
    That's it! Go!
[06:20] ---
    Now to do the Victory Butt Dance!
[06:24] ---
    You have brought shame upon me!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:33] ---
    ADVENTURE INSIDE THE TOILET!
[06:35] ---
    Uncle Zombo!
[06:37] ---
    Thank you for having us over tonight!
[06:40] ---
    Why, of course, Isam.
[06:41] ---
    And your undead friend can come over
    any time he wants to play card games!
[06:49] ---
    The toilet's just down the hall,
    to the left.
[06:51] ---
    Oh, by the way...
[06:54] ---
    don't you dare touch
    my Golden Toilet Monkey!
[06:56] ---
    Do you understand?
[07:34] ---
    Is this Golden Toilet Monkey mine?
[07:39] ---
    I was just thinking of eating it.
[07:45] ---
    No way. I like eating
    monkey-shaped things.
[07:51] ---
    But you can have this back
    if you do as I say!
[08:02] ---
    Your first task is to chop down
    the large ratberry tree in the sewers!
[08:17] ---
    For your second task, you must bring me
    Poo Unicorn's sacred Horn of Poo!
[08:21] ---
    Poo!
[08:27] ---
    Your final task is to slay
    the dreaded Sludge Dragon
[08:32] ---
    -who guards the--
    -Hold up.
[08:34] ---
    Did that silly Sludge Zombie
    send you down here
[08:38] ---
    to try and steal
    my Jeweled Sludge-Buckets?
[08:41] ---
    And let me guess, he's probably holding
    your Golden Toilet Monkey hostage?
[08:47] ---
    How many times
    are you gonna pull this, poopwad?
[08:49] ---
    I'm so sick of this routine, man!
[08:52] ---
    He does this all the time!
[08:55] ---
    You know he only sent you here
    so you'd die from my sludge breath, right?
[09:03] ---
    Impossible!
[09:14] ---
    Hey, wait! Give it back!
[09:17] ---
    That's mine!
[09:24] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, what happened?
[09:27] ---
    Hey! You better not have ruined
    my favorite Golden Toilet Monkey!
[09:31] ---
    Jeez.
[09:32] ---
    CHOCOLATE
[09:38] ---
    Yummy!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    THE CURSED DONUTS!
[09:55] ---
    The donut truck has finally arrived,
    and we're first in line!
[10:00] ---
    Donuts, here we come!
[10:08] ---
    My donut truck got carjacked
[10:10] ---
    by some goth punk zombie kid!
[10:16] ---
    I'll use these delicious donuts
    to summon a Donut Demon,
[10:20] ---
    and the world will know my name,
    Black Zombie!
[10:25] ---
    Now, to the cemetery!
[10:26] ---
    But we'll still be back at work
    by lunch, right?
[10:29] ---
    Just drive, Keith!
[10:31] ---
    We've got to stop those guys somehow!
[10:34] ---
    GREAT DONUT PLAN
[10:42] ---
    Bus Zombie!
[10:49] ---
    "Donut Damnation,"
    "Curse of the Donuts..."
[10:53] ---
    Where's the Donut Demon?
[10:54] ---
    Bus Zombie!
[10:55] ---
    No, that's not what we're riding here...
[10:58] ---
    Wait, what did you say?
[11:27] ---
    Stop that! Darn you!
[11:48] ---
    "Donatus Zom Zom Modabus McFoo!"
[11:51] ---
    Fly, my Black Flame Donuts!
[11:57] ---
    Now!
[12:03] ---
    This is bad!
[12:11] ---
    That's enough!
    I don't want to die just from my sins!
[12:30] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! You got the truck back!
[12:44] ---
    That's hot!

E3 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Three
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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    BATTLE WITH THE MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!
[00:15] ---
    Welcome folks,
    to the annual Drone and Droner Grand Prix!
[00:18] ---
    Our racers are fired up and ready to go!
[00:23] ---
    So prepare to meet our three competitors!
[00:27] ---
    First up, Kenta, a millionaire!
[00:31] ---
    Go!
[00:32] ---
    Next up, we have a total alien, Takoski!
[00:36] ---
    I'm definitely not an alien.
[00:38] ---
    And finally, Isam!
[00:41] ---
    Well, it appears that
    Isam has changed his drone.
[00:46] ---
    What happened?
[00:48] ---
    I just gave my drone
    a washing to clean it,
[00:50] ---
    but I think I just broke it!
[00:53] ---
    Oh, you have an idea?
[01:05] ---
    Thanks, Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:10] ---
    Let the final race begin!
[01:20] ---
    First up is the Slalom course,
[01:23] ---
    with Kenta's Drone
    gracefully taking the lead!
[01:28] ---
    The race continues with the competitors
    entering the Jungle Gym course!
[01:32] ---
    Takoski's UFO drone is really fast!
[01:35] ---
    And in the last place, the Zombie Drone,
    who's finally arriving at the Jungle Gym!
[01:39] ---
    The competitors calmly rush through!
[01:44] ---
    Next is the hard-to-control Slide course!
[01:49] ---
    The lead drones battle it out
    for first place!
[01:53] ---
    Zombie Drone has finally escaped
    the Jungle Gym!
[01:56] ---
    He has just reached the Slide!
[01:58] ---
    Looks like Zombie Drone
    is having a tough time.
[02:00] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, you can do this!
[02:03] ---
    Now the lead drones are moving on
    to the Tunnel course!
[02:08] ---
    So who will emerge at the other end first?
[02:10] ---
    Get a load of my Pulse Cannon!
[02:31] ---
    Zombie Drone crashes into the UFO Drone,
    bouncing them both high into the sky!
[02:48] ---
    You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
    You won the race!
[02:51] ---
    No!
[02:52] ---
    The winner is...
    that random kid sitting over there!
[02:56] ---
    Really?
[02:57] ---
    -What?
    -What kind of ripoff is this?
[03:00] ---
    You see, according to official race rules,
[03:02] ---
    zombie drones and alien drones
    are not allowed!
[03:05] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you?
    It's not alien!
[03:07] ---
    Idiot!
[03:18] ---
    See?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:23] ---
    ZOMBIE HUNTER ATTACK!
[03:26] ---
    I'm late!
[03:28] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! Good thing you're here!
[03:31] ---
    It's a birthday present for my grandma!
[03:35] ---
    Can you mail it for me?
[03:39] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    DELIVERY HERO
[03:51] ---
    How's that, you darn zombie?
[03:52] ---
    You'll regret the day you decided
    to visit the post office
[03:56] ---
    on the watch of Zombie Hunter Joe!
[03:58] ---
    Sir, I'm going to have to
    call the police now.
[04:00] ---
    Silence! You dare get in my way?
[04:11] ---
    I'm going to bag myself a zombie head!
[04:13] ---
    Where are you?
[04:29] ---
    Why would a zombie go to the post office
    in the first place?
[04:35] ---
    Hey! Stop!
[05:01] ---
    Well, I'll bag you at least!
[05:03] ---
    That hurts!
[05:13] ---
    Hang on, it came to mail a small package?
[05:16] ---
    Well...
[05:23] ---
    Not if I can stop it!
[05:26] ---
    Now come out with your hands up,
[05:29] ---
    or the package gets it!
[05:34] ---
    I said hands up!
[05:37] ---
    Oh, wait, it was on the package,
    wasn't it? It's not here?
[05:39] ---
    So, where did it go?
[05:43] ---
    No!
[06:12] ---
    It's because he just suddenly
    fired a bazooka.
[06:15] ---
    He didn't have to go and blow off
    the entire post office facade.
[06:20] ---
    I wonder what it is...
[06:28] ---
    Well, look at that!
[06:29] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:33] ---
    A GREAT ADVENTURE CHASING "THAT"!
[06:38] ---
    What's wrong with kicking a soccer ball
    inside the house anyway?
[06:42] ---
    It's so fun kicking a ball
    inside the house!
[06:49] ---
    No! Mom's favorite vase!
[06:58] ---
    Nice, Zo Zo Zombie! You saved us!
[07:01] ---
    Mom got that vase
    from my great-great-great-grandma!
[07:05] ---
    It's totally irreplaceable!
[07:12] ---
    Be careful, Zo Zo Zombie!
[07:19] ---
    Hey!
[07:22] ---
    Don't break it, Zo Zo Zombie!
[07:26] ---
    Morning, Zo Zo Zombie.
[07:27] ---
    Hello!
[08:01] ---
    Won't you even ask how this happened?
[08:07] ---
    Construction zone! Stay out!
[08:10] ---
    Wait! Come back here!
[09:18] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:20] ---
    Good job! You saved Grandma's vase!
[09:23] ---
    Thank you!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    A GOURMET DATE WITH THAT GIRL!
[09:51] ---
    Hey, don't growl at me! It's not my fault
    we're late to the Food Truck Festival!
[09:55] ---
    Like I was going to come here without
    my special Lucky Food Truck Underpants!
[10:00] ---
    But you're right, this long line sucks...
[10:03] ---
    Hey, isn't that Zobina?
[10:06] ---
    No way! She's got a VIP Food Truck Pass!
[10:10] ---
    Thank you, Lucky Food Truck Underpants!
[10:14] ---
    ZOBINA, ZOMBIE RICH GIRL
    AND FOOD TRUCK GODDESS
[10:15] ---
    It looks so good...
[10:16] ---
    Hey, Zobina!
[10:19] ---
    Oh, hey, Isam... and zombie friend
    whose name I can't remember.
[10:25] ---
    Hey, listen up.
[10:27] ---
    My loser friends and I promised we'd eat
    from every single truck!
[10:30] ---
    But then they all quit on me!
[10:34] ---
    Just a bunch of wimps if you ask me!
[10:38] ---
    So why don't you and your friend here
    join me instead?
[10:40] ---
    That sounds...
[10:41] ---
    Awesome! Let's go!
[10:45] ---
    How about we start with
    the Waffle-Pork Truck?
[10:48] ---
    This is...
[10:49] ---
    Are these waffles made out of pork?
[10:51] ---
    Or pork made out of waffles?
[10:55] ---
    Taco Sandwich Truck!
[10:57] ---
    They put tacos inside the sandwiches?
[11:01] ---
    Chili Pepper Cream Puffs!
[11:06] ---
    Deep-Fried Goat Legs!
[11:14] ---
    I feel sick too but we can't quit,
    or she'll think we're a couple of wimps!
[11:25] ---
    We're still not done! Let's go!
[11:28] ---
    Pizza Bubble Tea!
[11:32] ---
    Electric Burgers!
[11:35] ---
    Tuna Brownies!
[11:37] ---
    Ramen Pool!
[11:40] ---
    Even the Food Trucks are edible!
[11:44] ---
    That's just wrong.
[11:48] ---
    Stop!
[11:49] ---
    We can't eat anything more than this!
[11:52] ---
    How can you eat so much?
[11:54] ---
    Do you have a monster
    in your stomach or something?
[11:57] ---
    How did you know that?
[11:59] ---
    I do have a monster in my stomach,
    and I can't control it.
[12:05] ---
    A monster?
[12:08] ---
    A monster!
[12:10] ---
    I am Gastru the Stomach Monster,
    Consumer of Worlds!
[12:14] ---
    And I hunger!
[12:16] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, do something fast!
[12:23] ---
    I HEAR THE CALL AND OBEY
[12:35] ---
    My stomach's full! I can't eat anymore!
[12:44] ---
    What? You're hungry again?
[12:48] ---
    Leave it to me!

E4 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Four
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    ENCOUNTERED THE MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!
[00:23] ---
    Just me, working on my car here.
[00:24] ---
    Just repairing a normal car.
[00:25] ---
    TAKOSHI
    AN ALIEN
[00:26] ---
    I'm not an alien!
[00:30] ---
    What's next? Right, these...
[00:50] ---
    So tell me what's wrong.
[00:53] ---
    It's my friend's eyes, Doctor.
    I think there's something wrong with them.
[01:00] ---
    Probably just a strain
    of Beast Eyeball Syndrome.
[01:03] ---
    Let's take a look.
[01:07] ---
    That ought to do it.
    Now to test my new headlights.
[01:19] ---
    Or maybe Hot Eyeball Syndrome.
    I've seen worse.
[01:28] ---
    No response at all?
[01:30] ---
    How about this?
[01:37] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, quick! Cover your eyes!
[01:42] ---
    Maybe it's Laser Eyeball Syndrome.
[02:03] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[02:06] ---
    Get those eyeballs out of your head!
[02:33] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[02:36] ---
    What? Where did it go?
[02:42] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[02:52] ---
    I guess I can write you a prescription
    for some eye drops that should help.
[02:57] ---
    There you are!
[03:01] ---
    Hey, pal, those things are mine!
[03:15] ---
    Hey, that's hot! Stop!
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:23] ---
    A BUILDING FULL OF TRAPS!
[03:24] ---
    Hey, Uncle, are you here?
[03:27] ---
    It's my birthday
    so I'm here with Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:32] ---
    Welcome, Isam! And your undead friend too!
[03:35] ---
    Your birthday present is all wrapped up
     and ready for you
[03:38] ---
    on the other side
     of a series of deadly traps!
[03:41] ---
    What? Why?
[03:42] ---
    Everyone needs to earn their presents
     by themselves, right?
[03:47] ---
    No, they don't!
    That's why they're called presents!
[03:51] ---
    Oh, man.
[03:54] ---
    What? Something's up, you say?
[04:03] ---
    Thanks, Zo Zo Zombie.
[04:10] ---
    Let's take a break for now.
[04:18] ---
    Who puts a wood chipper
    inside a living room sofa?
[04:24] ---
    And who puts a treadmill
    on the floorboards?
[04:36] ---
    I think we're safe.
[04:39] ---
    What's the matter now, Zo Zo Zombie?
[04:43] ---
    What should we do?
[04:45] ---
    You've got an idea?
[04:59] ---
    It actually worked!
[05:13] ---
    No present is worth all of this!
[05:18] ---
    My present!
[05:20] ---
    Congratulations, Isam!
[05:22] ---
    Now I can turn off the traps and we'll...
[05:26] ---
    This is bad.
     I broke the lava control system!
[05:29] ---
    Sorry about that, Isam!
[05:32] ---
    I suggest you make it to the column
     as fast as possible!
[05:38] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:44] ---
    Thanks. But this is gross...
[05:49] ---
    At last!
[05:51] ---
    Uncle, the lava is rising!
[05:54] ---
    Isam!
[05:56] ---
    If you can hit that button over there,
     the lava will stop!
[05:59] ---
    Okay, but how are we supposed to do that?
[06:09] ---
    Good for you, Isam!
     And your undead friend as well.
[06:13] ---
    Go ahead, open it up!
[06:18] ---
    All right! A brand new pair of...
[06:21] ---
    plain socks?
[06:22] ---
    Oh, no, they're no ordinary socks!
     They're rocket socks!
[06:26] ---
    It was totally worth it!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    THE SHOPPING MALL IS FUN!
[06:34] ---
    SHOPPING MALL
[06:42] ---
    ISAM
    LOOKING FOR PARKING SPACE
[06:43] ---
    There are no parking spaces left
    anywhere today!
[06:46] ---
    What are we going to do?
[06:48] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    NOT USUALLY ON A BIKE
[06:52] ---
    It's empty! All right!
[07:00] ---
    How dare you!
    You have brought shame upon me!
[07:03] ---
    SAMURAI ZOMBIE
    EASILY OFFENDED
[07:04] ---
    Oh, Samurai Zombie.
[07:06] ---
    You have dishonorably parked
    a mere bicycle in a motorcycle space!
[07:10] ---
    Because of you, my proud motorcycle
    now sits illegally parked, in a fire lane!
[07:16] ---
    It draws harsh looks of contempt
     from all who pass by!
[07:20] ---
    You two are dead!
[07:38] ---
    What the...
[07:40] ---
    Stale churros for sale...
[07:45] ---
    Stale churros for sale...
[07:47] ---
    STALE CHURROS
[07:54] ---
    Hey, it may be stale,
    but you still have to pay for it!
[08:00] ---
    Thanks! Come again!
[08:05] ---
    CINNAMON SUGAR
[08:09] ---
    Darn you! Sweet cinnamon eyes!
[08:16] ---
    EXTRA-SPICY FRIED CHICKEN
[08:28] ---
    BUBBLE TEA
[08:48] ---
    Now, attack!
[08:51] ---
    Take this!
[08:53] ---
    What's the matter, samurai?
    Is running all you do?
[09:00] ---
    How about that?
[09:04] ---
    That's her, Officers!
[09:09] ---
    Lady, we've been informed that
    your motorcycle's parked in the fire lane.
[09:12] ---
    Is that true?
[09:15] ---
    Well, yes.
[09:18] ---
    Right, I'm going to have to
    write you a ticket.
[09:22] ---
    No!
[09:31] ---
    I guess you don't need
    to keep the ticket anymore.
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    I ATTACKED A GIANT WHAT?
[09:47] ---
    Morning, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:51] ---
    So what did you mean
    you need help with your laundry...
[09:54] ---
    What is that smell?
[09:56] ---
    That's horrible!
    That stink is melting the wallpaper!
[09:59] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! I'll help you.
    Let's wash them!
[10:10] ---
    You waited too long to wash them.
    They've already mutated!
[10:13] ---
    There's only one thing
    we can do with them now.
[10:20] ---
    I know it's sad.
[10:22] ---
    But it's better this way, trust me.
[10:30] ---
    FERTILIZER
    MAKES THINGS GROW!
[10:57] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, turn on your TV!
[10:58] ---
    It's your socks!
[11:00] ---
    We have to do something
     before the city is destroyed!
[11:18] ---
    Z!
[12:00] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! This place is ready!
[12:14] ---
    Begin Operation Sock-Soak!
[12:19] ---
    DETERGENT FACTORY
[12:40] ---
    The operation's a success!
[12:46] ---
    You can't let your dirty laundry pile up!

E5 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Five
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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    CAMPING WITH THE ZOMBIE HUNTER!
[00:16] ---
    We have the best campsite ever!
[00:22] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    BEST TENT EVER
[00:24] ---
    Man, I sure hope
    that wasn't your butt skin.
[00:27] ---
    Hey, wait. What happened to Panda Zombie?
[00:34] ---
    What's that?
    You were attacked by a hunter?
[00:38] ---
    I hate all zombies!
[00:40] ---
    And I won't stop until I've taken out
    every last one of them!
[00:42] ---
    How about you just chill
    and roast weenies with us instead?
[00:46] ---
    Or how about I roast you?
[00:51] ---
    Oh, he'll eventually chill out
    and roast weenies with us.
[00:55] ---
    Here, zombie...
[00:57] ---
    Where are you, zombies?
[01:10] ---
    You look delicious!
[01:12] ---
    Yes!
[01:49] ---
    You like that?
[02:04] ---
    There you are!
[02:21] ---
    I caught you, non-zombie zombie pal!
[02:24] ---
    We're getting out of these woods,
    and you'd better clear out too.
[02:27] ---
    This forest is home
    to a huge butt monster!
[02:32] ---
    It's a creature three meters wide
    and three meters tall!
[02:36] ---
    You'd better have a whole armory with you!
[02:45] ---
    Take this, butt monster!
[03:18] ---
    Yum!
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:23] ---
    MY STOMACH'S GONE!
[03:31] ---
    Why are you doing this?
[03:34] ---
    Mochi, how long does it take
    to make banana hot dogs anyway?
[03:38] ---
    We've been waiting here forever!
[03:40] ---
    ISAM
    LOVES BANANA HOT DOGS
[03:43] ---
    And I think Zo Zo Zombie's stomach
    is starting to get hungry.
[03:47] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S STOMACH
    I'M HUNGRY!
[04:00] ---
    Oh, no! We've got a runaway stomach!
[04:19] ---
    It's a freaking stomach!
[04:26] ---
    That stomach just ate
    every last banana in the shop!
[04:33] ---
    Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here...
[04:37] ---
    This is such a pain...
[04:37] ---
    Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs...
[04:43] ---
    There it is!
[04:46] ---
    Its weakness is food.
[04:47] ---
    Fire the muffins!
[04:49] ---
    -Yes, sir!
    -Yes, sir!
[05:05] ---
    The stomach is climbing that building
     with the donuts!
[05:12] ---
    Why are you doing this?
[05:16] ---
    This is just totally weird.
[05:30] ---
    A stomach?
[05:48] ---
    Like I said, this is just totally weird.
[05:58] ---
    Want one?
[06:02] ---
    Well, then...
[06:18] ---
    Pretty tasty, Zo Zo Zombie,
    don't you think?
[06:26] ---
    Man, this is just totally weird.
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    SURFING IS FUN!
[06:40] ---
    -Pay up.
    -Okay!
[06:44] ---
    No money, no board!
[06:49] ---
    I had a dream, a dream to surf
    the biggest, craziest wave
[06:52] ---
    before summer ended.
[06:56] ---
    And in just ten more minutes,
    that dream will end.
[07:00] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    A GOOD FRIEND
[07:02] ---
    That'll never work.
[07:08] ---
    Are you sure this is going to work?
[07:32] ---
    This is bad!
[07:40] ---
    Yikes!
[07:41] ---
    Panda Zombie!
[07:49] ---
    Save us!
[08:09] ---
    That hurts...
[08:14] ---
    Now I've got a big bump thanks to you!
[08:21] ---
    You'll pay for that!
[08:29] ---
    I'm going to get you!
[08:32] ---
    SWIMMING ORGANS
[08:42] ---
    A big one's coming!
[08:45] ---
    A big one?
[08:47] ---
    A big wave!
[08:49] ---
    What the... Hold on!
[08:52] ---
    What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
    That wave is bad news!
[08:55] ---
    Remember that dream I had
    about surfing a giant wave?
[08:57] ---
    Well, I have a new dream now.
    Not being crushed by a giant wave!
[09:04] ---
    Hey, we're actually riding the big wave?
[09:08] ---
    What?
[09:17] ---
    I can't move...
[09:21] ---
    That was the best summer ever!
[09:29] ---
    Oh, yes!
[09:34] ---
    No photos, please!
[09:36] ---
    Where are my swimming trunks?
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    LAUNDRY IS A HAZARD!
[09:54] ---
    Hello!
[09:56] ---
    Hello, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:58] ---
    Mom's making shish kebabs right now.
[10:02] ---
    If you want some, you should come over!
[10:08] ---
    But Mom has one rule about dinner,
     and this is important.
[10:10] ---
    You have to be dressed nicely!
[10:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    GOT DIRTY
[10:39] ---
    Darn you!
[10:42] ---
    You soiled my laundry!
[10:45] ---
    What are you going to do about this?
[10:48] ---
    Your apologies are less than worthless!
[10:52] ---
    I will put my reputation on the line
[10:55] ---
    and settle this in a battle with you!
[11:04] ---
    What are you doing? Come at me!
[11:08] ---
    Hurry up!
[11:09] ---
    Seriously...
[11:14] ---
    Are you done?
[11:18] ---
    Bring it!
[11:42] ---
    Curse you...
[11:47] ---
    Stop!
[11:51] ---
    No sword-fighting in the laundromat!
[11:54] ---
    So cut it out, or I'm calling the cops!
[11:56] ---
    Yes, our apologies, Mr. Laundromat Owner.
[11:59] ---
    Honestly...
[12:06] ---
    Stop!
[12:09] ---
    Geez, what do you think you two are doing?
[12:13] ---
    Everyone's been posting videos
    of your stupid fight on Fightstagram!
[12:17] ---
    It's embarrassing! Just stop it!
[12:19] ---
    Sincere apologies, Mr. Shorty.
[12:21] ---
    Seriously.
[12:23] ---
    How about you two
[12:24] ---
    just make up and then come together
    for dinner tonight?
[12:28] ---
    How about it?
[12:33] ---
    Here it is! My famous shish kebabs!
[12:47] ---
    What the heck is this?

E6 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Six
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    A DODGEBALL SHOWDOWN
[00:15] ---
    So I said to him,
[00:17] ---
    "What's wrong with a pizza bathing suit?"
[00:24] ---
    Hey, what's the matter?
[00:25] ---
    Why are you guys out here
    when it's dodgeball time?
[00:27] ---
    About that...
[00:29] ---
    A Snot Zombie just appeared
    and bullied everyone.
[00:33] ---
    So who's my next opponent?
[00:35] ---
    Who's got two thumbs and a dodgeball?
    Not you and not you!
[00:40] ---
    It's me, Zool!
[00:44] ---
    Well, what do you know?
    If it isn't Dumb Kid and Dumber Zombie?
[00:47] ---
    It's Isam and Zo Zo Zombie!
[00:49] ---
    Whatever.
[00:50] ---
    Stop bullying these little kids!
[00:53] ---
    If not them,
    then who am I supposed to bully?
[00:55] ---
    We'll be your opponents!
[00:58] ---
    Team Zo Zo Zombie vs Team Snot!
[01:04] ---
    Let the games begin!
[01:06] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, the ball!
[01:11] ---
    This isn't the ball! It's snot!
[01:13] ---
    Do you guys have another ball?
[01:16] ---
    I didn't think so.
[01:16] ---
    Well then, let's go!
[01:21] ---
    I don't want to get sick!
[01:23] ---
    I don't blame him.
[01:39] ---
    I'm out of here!
[01:46] ---
    You caught it!
[01:47] ---
    The snot, I mean.
[01:51] ---
    How's that for a catch?
[01:53] ---
    You can't just make a ball
    out of your own snot. That's unfair!
[01:57] ---
    I don't see anything about that
    in the rule book.
[01:59] ---
    That's not a rule book!
[02:02] ---
    It's a comic book! I have that one!
[02:05] ---
    That one's really interesting!
[02:07] ---
    Shut up!
[02:13] ---
    All right, you caught it!
[02:15] ---
    With this, you're out!
[02:19] ---
    -Which one of us is out?
    -Which one of us is out?
[02:23] ---
    Yuck!
[02:25] ---
    -Now you're out, pal! I'm the best!
    -Now you're out, pal! I'm the best!
[02:35] ---
    That knocks out both of you!
[02:41] ---
    -Which of us, you losers?
    -Which of us, you losers?
[02:52] ---
    Get them, Mini Zo Zo Zombies!
[03:03] ---
    Go, Zo Zo Zombie! You can do it!
[03:05] ---
    1 HOUR LATER
[03:12] ---
    What has 20,000 fingers and
    is getting washed down the gutter?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    GOING OUT TO BUY COLD MEDICINE!
[03:25] ---
    I offer to thee
[03:27] ---
    a great sacrifice!
[03:30] ---
    With this, I shall open a portal
    to the Realm of Darkness.
[03:36] ---
    You can't perform dark rituals
    inside the shop premises.
[03:39] ---
    How many times do I need to tell you,
    Black Zombie?
[03:41] ---
    As punishment, you get to stay late
    and close up the pharmacy!
[03:45] ---
    Keith, you're free to go home now.
[03:47] ---
    Sorry!
[03:49] ---
    I must have my sacrifice! I must open
    a portal to the Realm of Darkness!
[03:55] ---
    That hurts!
[03:58] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie.
[03:59] ---
    Make sure you get the cold medicine
    in an orange box.
[04:03] ---
    The green one tastes
    like a wet dog's butt.
[04:07] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    HATES WET BUTTS
[04:14] ---
    Someone I can sacrifice!
[04:17] ---
    First, I shall befuddle his mind!
[04:24] ---
    Dark Flame!
[04:35] ---
    BONE!
[04:43] ---
    Why, you!
[04:44] ---
    But let's see you escape the cursed
    Aisle Of Old People's Medical Stuff!
[04:54] ---
    My precious sacrifice.
[04:56] ---
    Taste the vengeance of my dark crutches!
[05:13] ---
    I will surely sacrifice you!
[05:19] ---
    Will that be all?
[05:21] ---
    Do you have a membership card with us?
[05:24] ---
    Do you have any coupons today?
[05:26] ---
    Do you need a bag?
    Care to fill out a short survey?
[05:31] ---
    Then perhaps you'd like
[05:34] ---
    to fight a golem made of sugar-free gum?
[05:44] ---
    I offer to thee
[05:46] ---
    a great sacrifice!
[05:50] ---
    Oh, good, you're awake.
[05:51] ---
    You can watch me open the portal
    to the Realm of Darkness!
[05:56] ---
    I offer to thee a great sacrifice...
[05:58] ---
    Wait, I forget what's next...
[06:02] ---
    Oh, great dark one...
[06:03] ---
    Hear my call?
[06:08] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[06:09] ---
    Pam Po Pe Pi!
[06:13] ---
    What is this?
[06:14] ---
    The dimension of wet dog butts?
[06:19] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, where's that cold medicine?
[06:23] ---
    Here, just take it.
    Please make sure to read
[06:28] ---
    the instructions inside.
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    TAKING MOCHI FOR A STROLL!
[06:48] ---
    There you go!
[07:03] ---
    Listen! Don't you know this park
    has a strictly-enforced leash law?
[07:06] ---
    See that?
[07:27] ---
    Hey! Where's your leash?
[07:34] ---
    Darn it!
[07:48] ---
    Watch it!
[07:50] ---
    Hold it!
[07:53] ---
    SUCKY ORGAN
    VACUUM CLEANER-LIKE GUTS
[08:03] ---
    Where's your leash?
[08:09] ---
    Move it!
[08:27] ---
    Where's your leash?
[09:18] ---
    That's not a proper leash!
[09:21] ---
    I ought to have you two hauled away!
[09:25] ---
    Hey!
[09:28] ---
    This guy
[09:29] ---
    is freaking adorable!
[09:31] ---
    Let's forget about that old leash law
    and go get some ice cream!
[09:37] ---
    Yahoo!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    A ZOMBIE WHO SUCKS AT CLEANING!
[09:45] ---
    So I said to him...
[09:48] ---
    "Why can't a spider-monkey perform
    brain surgery on a math teacher?"
[09:52] ---
    You know?
[09:53] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:55] ---
    When was the last time
    you cleaned up here?
[09:58] ---
    Your place looks like a garbage dump.
[10:00] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    A ZOMBIE WHO CAN'T TIDY UP
[10:02] ---
    And you've got that
    fancy-pants party here tonight!
[10:06] ---
    Those are some fancy pants
    you're wearing, Handsome!
[10:11] ---
    What are you ordering?
[10:16] ---
    Oh, I get it! You ordered something
    from Zombazon.com to help us!
[10:22] ---
    It moved!
[10:33] ---
    Wow, I didn't think
    such a tiny vacuum robot
[10:36] ---
    could clean a room as dirty as this.
[10:39] ---
    This place will be clean in no time!
[10:45] ---
    Is that normal?
[10:50] ---
    This is bad!
    You ordered a zombie vacuum robot!
[10:53] ---
    A zombie... We can't do anything
    about it, I guess.
[10:59] ---
    Hey, it's okay. It's just that
    it's not a cool zombie like you!
[11:03] ---
    Anyway, I'll call tech support
    and find out what to do.
[11:05] ---
    In the meantime,
    you go ahead and turn it off.
[11:10] ---
    Press 1 for monster lawnmowers.
     Press 2 for were-mops.
[11:16] ---
    Hi, yes, we have a zombie vacuum robot
    that's eating everything here.
[11:21] ---
    Oh, you need the model number?
[11:24] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[11:26] ---
    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:28] ---
    They say it'll keep on eating
    until its hunger is satisfied.
[11:34] ---
    What does it need to eat to be satisfied?
[11:43] ---
    WASABI
    IT'S HOT!
[11:52] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[11:54] ---
    Okay, thanks.
[11:56] ---
    They said it won't stop until
    it has satisfied its craving for brains.
[12:08] ---
    Maybe it only likes
    a certain flavor of brains.
[12:11] ---
    Do you have anything else there?
[12:13] ---
    Hamburger brains?
[12:17] ---
    Ice cream cone brains?
[12:19] ---
    Bacon brains?
[12:21] ---
    Sushi brains?
[12:22] ---
    Fried chicken brains?
[12:25] ---
    No way, tofu brains?
[12:34] ---
    I guess we got
    a vegetarian zombie vacuum robot!
[12:40] ---
    -Hi!
    -We're here!
[12:43] ---
    Welcome.
[12:47] ---
    I love what you've done with the place.

E7 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Seven
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    A DARK RITUAL IS DANGEROUS!
[00:20] ---
    I can't believe you beat my best time!
    This is impossible!
[00:26] ---
    My drone!
[00:28] ---
    Your drone has disrupted my ritual
    of darkness!
[00:32] ---
    -Okay. Can we have it back now?
    -Never!
[00:36] ---
    Well, only if you pledge undying loyalty
    and become my dark assistants!
[00:41] ---
    What happened to your friend Keith?
[00:44] ---
    Keith is busy.
[00:47] ---
    Keith, you're late!
[00:48] ---
    Sorry, I'm really busy.
[00:51] ---
    Plus, I'm not feeling well.
[00:53] ---
    Oh, and also, this isn't actually Keith.
[00:58] ---
    By the void of Balk,
    brandish the Chalice of Darkness.
[01:03] ---
    Now fill the Chalice
    with the ingredients of doom!
[01:07] ---
    Hey, next page.
[01:11] ---
    Two sticks of butter and one cup of sugar!
[01:15] ---
    And four cups of pie crust mix!
[01:18] ---
    Give me the ingredients,
    my dark assistant!
[01:21] ---
    REFRIGERATOR ORGAN
[01:24] ---
    That sounds like
    a pie recipe or something.
[01:27] ---
    You dare doubt my evil motives?
[01:29] ---
    This ancient spell was handed down to me
    by my older brother and fellow sorcerer,
[01:33] ---
    Dark Chet, who would never betray me!
[01:41] ---
    And next, we add four cups of dog poop!
[01:45] ---
    No way!
[01:48] ---
    Two cups, then.
[01:50] ---
    How about one cup?
[01:54] ---
    How about we use poop emojis instead?
[02:01] ---
    Then, bake at four hundred degrees!
[02:10] ---
    And now, I shall unleash...
[02:14] ---
    a pie?
[02:15] ---
    Dude, haven't you figured out by now
    that your brother totally tricked you!
[02:20] ---
    Anyway, we're out of here.
[02:29] ---
    I am Poopcifer!
[02:33] ---
    I am here to destroy this world!
[02:35] ---
    By the way, Chet totally tricked you.
[02:39] ---
    Prepare for the poop!
[02:46] ---
    Out of the way!
[02:49] ---
    Use the toilets, Zo Zo Zombie!
[02:55] ---
    Don't flush me down the toilet! No!
[03:06] ---
    Hold on a second!
[03:08] ---
    Did you actually just flush poop emojis
    in toilet emojis? Did you?
[03:14] ---
    I cannot believe this.
    You guys are way too weird for me.
[03:17] ---
    Hey, are you going to eat that pie?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    PANIC AT THE ZOO!
[03:31] ---
    Don't feel so bad Panda Zombie.
[03:33] ---
    I know you're locked out, but we can still
    get you home in time for Bamboo Smoothies!
[03:38] ---
    You're right, it is kind of his fault.
[03:40] ---
    We would've been back hours ago
[03:42] ---
    if you hadn't stayed
     to sign so many autographs for your fans.
[03:47] ---
    Sure, you're a big zoo star and all,
[03:49] ---
    but seriously,
    you still have to watch the clock.
[03:54] ---
    Is that a lock-picking set?
[03:57] ---
    We have two minutes until they start
    serving Bamboo Smoothies!
[04:03] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:06] ---
    "Warning, this parking lot is guarded by
    an angry Shark Zombie patrol."
[04:13] ---
    Hurry up and pick the lock, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:17] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:19] ---
    Hey, you!
[04:20] ---
    Do something!
[04:21] ---
    Halt!
[04:34] ---
    The report says there were intruders
    in the parking lot,
[04:37] ---
    but there's no one down there.
[04:39] ---
    We better take a look inside.
[04:43] ---
    We should probably check out the lion pen.
[04:54] ---
    Save us!
[04:59] ---
    It doesn't look like anyone is there.
[05:00] ---
    How about the monkey pen?
[05:11] ---
    Monkeys are freaking scary!
[05:12] ---
    Nothing at all.
    Let's check out the deadly snake pit.
[05:19] ---
    How about the porcupine and cactus area?
[05:24] ---
    The stuffed animal shops?
[05:29] ---
    There's only one exhibit
    we haven't checked.
[05:32] ---
    The fiery volcano pit built
    for the Lava Sloth?
[06:09] ---
    Who's there?
[06:13] ---
    Hey, you made it home, Panda Zombie!
[06:16] ---
    And you barely made it
    for the Bamboo Smoothies.
[06:28] ---
    -Delicious!
    -Delicious!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    THE BATHROOM SHOWDOWN!
[06:38] ---
    All done!
[06:41] ---
    Best paint job ever!
[06:48] ---
    We should get this cleaned up
    before Mom gets home.
[06:51] ---
    I'll get some wet wipes.
[06:58] ---
    All done!
[07:01] ---
    Oh, no! Now the drain's clogged!
[07:06] ---
    Oh, right! A plunger is just what we need!
[07:09] ---
    Here goes!
[07:15] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S HAIR
    IT'S ALIVE!
[07:25] ---
    You're saying the clog has turned
    into a junk zombie now?
[07:28] ---
    So this is...
[07:29] ---
    ATTACK OF THE JUNK ZOMBIE
[07:30] ---
    Attack of the Junk Zombie?
[07:33] ---
    My bad.
[07:35] ---
    That's kind of offensive to zombies.
[07:38] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie vs The Junk Monster!
[07:41] ---
    So this movie's all about you now?
[07:44] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE VS THE JUNK MONSTER
[07:45] ---
    I'm just saying. I'm here too, you know.
[07:50] ---
    The junk zombie has started moving!
[07:54] ---
    1\pos(314,282)}RUNAWAY JUNK ZOMBIES*
[07:56] ---
    Runaway Junk Zombies?
[07:58] ---
    It sounds like a movie
    that grandmas would watch.
[08:04] ---
    The junk zombie is starting
    to spread everywhere!
[08:06] ---
    If we don't stop it somehow,
    it'll take over the entire world!
[08:10] ---
    Infinity Junk War!
[08:13] ---
    I'm so over the superhero thing.
[08:25] ---
    We're doomed.
[08:29] ---
    You're right,
    we've been thinking about this all wrong!
[08:32] ---
    Life isn't like a movie!
[08:33] ---
    It's more like a video game!
[09:01] ---
    He looks scared.
[09:05] ---
    Hey! I was wrong. Life isn't a video game!
    And it's not a movie either!
[09:08] ---
    What we need here is just a bedtime story!
[09:14] ---
    Happy Little Junky.
[09:28] ---
    And so, the little clog returned
    to its home in the sewers
[09:33] ---
    and lived happily ever after!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    SHOPPING AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE!
[09:56] ---
    Geez! What the heck?
[10:02] ---
    Hey, listen!
[10:03] ---
    I wanted this purse, but guess what
    the clerk said when I tried to buy it?
[10:11] ---
    She didn't say, "Giant manatees
    are taking over the world!"
[10:13] ---
    That's just weird.
[10:15] ---
    She didn't say anything!
    She ignored me like I wasn't even there!
[10:18] ---
    Like I'm not cool enough
    to shop in this store!
[10:22] ---
    She's so mean!
[10:26] ---
    It was a pleasure taking your money.
[10:29] ---
    Next customer.
[10:33] ---
    Anyone?
[10:43] ---
    You're obviously not cool enough
    to be shopping here.
[10:46] ---
    Get out, or I'll call security!
[10:50] ---
    You can't get me fired
    even if you file a report.
[10:53] ---
    I'm just far too beautiful!
[10:56] ---
    I'd like to buy some perfume.
[10:58] ---
    Of course! I have just the thing.
[11:01] ---
    This lovely scent
    will make you think of...
[11:03] ---
    Tomato juice?
[11:04] ---
    Oh, dear, I'm so sorry!
    Let me clean you off with this towel!
[11:14] ---
    What do the rules say
    about farting in the store?
[11:17] ---
    Stop stinking up the customers or else!
[11:19] ---
    Yes, sir.
[11:23] ---
    I need some super-cool earrings.
[11:25] ---
    I have just the thing for you right here.
[11:34] ---
    What's the rule
    about zombie eyeball earrings?
[11:36] ---
    If you chase off one more customer,
    you're done!
[11:40] ---
    Yes, sir.
[11:43] ---
    Oh, hi! Can I help you?
[11:46] ---
    Excellent choice! That purse is very you.
[11:49] ---
    How would you like to pay?
[11:53] ---
    Thank you for shopping with us.
[11:57] ---
    Hang on! Zombie Expresscard?
[12:06] ---
    So you were trying to trick me?
[12:08] ---
    I told you, zombies can't shop here,
    not now, not ever!
[12:12] ---
    Because I hate zombies!
[12:19] ---
    What are the rules
    on releasing a supernatural rage?
[12:22] ---
    Sir...
[12:23] ---
    And stripping a customer's dress off too!
[12:25] ---
    You're fired!
[12:27] ---
    Oh, no.
[12:28] ---
    Madam.
[12:32] ---
    Please accept this purse at no charge,
    in addition to our most sincere apologies.
[12:39] ---
    Oh, is this for me?
[12:41] ---
    I wanted it, but not anymore!
[12:44] ---
    This is what all the cool girls
    are carrying now.

E8 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eight
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    IT'S RAINING DONUTS!
[00:14] ---
    Will you marry me?
[00:17] ---
    Yes.
[00:18] ---
    Yahoo!
[00:20] ---
    Oh, happy days
[00:23] ---
    Isn't it just a beautiful day?
[00:30] ---
    No, yellow light does not mean
    you speed up.
[00:33] ---
    Who threw the donut?
[00:36] ---
    A state of emergency has been declared
    because donuts are falling from the sky
[00:39] ---
    onto people all over the city!
[00:41] ---
    I don't see the problem.
[00:45] ---
    Now I see what the problem is.
[00:54] ---
    Hey, these are from Bazooka Donuts!
[01:02] ---
    That's the shop's mascot, Bazooka Zombie!
[01:05] ---
    Hey, Zooka! Are you all right?
[01:12] ---
    Let's get closer and ask what's up!
[01:18] ---
    Hey, Zooka. It's Isam and Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:20] ---
    We're friends, right? There's no reason
    to freak out and blast us, okay?
[01:28] ---
    Now, Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:40] ---
    All right!
[01:49] ---
    All right!
[01:50] ---
    Now we can take a look at
    what's going on in Zooka's mind!
[01:54] ---
    You've had too many donuts
    so it's time to drink your coffee!
[01:58] ---
    It's the only way you can ever
    wash them down!
[02:00] ---
    Drink up!
[02:05] ---
    But Zooka always hated coffee!
    Why is this happening?
[02:16] ---
    That hurts!
[02:19] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, come on and do something!
[02:39] ---
    I am the Milk Angel,
[02:41] ---
    and I've come to tell you
    that you don't need coffee!
[02:44] ---
    My milk will easily wash down your donuts!
[02:46] ---
    I...
[02:57] ---
    I think it worked, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:00] ---
    Oh, thank you, you two.
    I love donuts but...
[03:03] ---
    I hate coffee,
    and it was the only drink around.
[03:06] ---
    But you showed me that...
[03:09] ---
    Wait, was that...
[03:10] ---
    Was that milk I just drank
    from your skull?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    BATTLING INSIDE MY HEAD!
[03:27] ---
    Hey, check it out, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:28] ---
    After today, we'll be hitting 50
    of the 90 donut shops in town!
[03:34] ---
    Zool? What are you doing here?
[03:37] ---
    I'm ending you two for good.
[03:46] ---
    What was that?
[03:51] ---
    Welcome!
[03:52] ---
    How would you each like
    to receive a barrel of donut glaze
[03:55] ---
    along with your order today?
[03:58] ---
    Yes, please!
[04:02] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:13] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[04:19] ---
    Hey, you! How did you get in?
[04:24] ---
    Hey! Wait!
[04:37] ---
    Get out of our head.
[04:39] ---
    You're never getting
    this body back from us!
[04:48] ---
    Say that again?
[04:51] ---
    Okay.
[04:54] ---
    Why would I do such a thing, you ask?
[04:56] ---
    I love donut glaze too!
[04:59] ---
    But just my luck,
    I have a terrible allergy to the stuff!
[05:02] ---
    In fact, it gives me the snot runs!
[05:05] ---
    So if I can never have glazed donuts ever,
    then neither can you!
[05:10] ---
    Don't worry!
    He's just got itchy-pants syndrome!
[05:18] ---
    Sorry, you guys! I guess he just had
    too much sugar or something.
[05:46] ---
    Come on, Zo Zo Zombie, fight it!
[05:48] ---
    There's a whole barrel of donut glaze
    in it for you if you win,
[05:51] ---
    so just hang in there!
[06:04] ---
    What is he up to?
[06:06] ---
    The glaze! It's everywhere!
[06:16] ---
    Are you feeling any better now,
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[06:20] ---
    I'm melting...
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    CATCHING A BIG ONE!
[06:36] ---
    Nothing like a relaxing day at the lake,
    right, Zo Zo Zombie?
[06:41] ---
    Right, I don't care if
    we don't catch anything either.
[06:44] ---
    It's all about peace and quiet out here.
[06:58] ---
    SWIMMING ORGANS
    ENABLES MOVEMENT IN WATER
[07:02] ---
    There will be more fish
    out in the middle of the lake!
[07:07] ---
    Hey, great spot, we'll catch plenty here!
[07:26] ---
    THE GUARDIAN OF THE LAKE
    LOVES WATCHING TV
[07:39] ---
    Hey, it looks like
    you got a bite, Zo Zo Zombie!
[07:41] ---
    That's a big one!
[07:43] ---
    Who dares to mess with my quiet time?
[07:47] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[07:54] ---
    I hadn't planned on swimming today.
[08:11] ---
    All I wanted was to have
    a little peace and quiet!
[08:22] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie,
    did you drop your head in the lake?
[08:28] ---
    Let's go and find it!
[08:34] ---
    What?
[08:39] ---
    What's this? I can breathe?
[08:44] ---
    I always watch wrestling,
[08:47] ---
    but you can change the channel
    if you want to watch something else.
[08:56] ---
    There! Kick his butt!
[09:03] ---
    Give me my friend's head back!
[09:06] ---
    Back off!
[09:18] ---
    Why do you have to be so annoying?
    All I ever wanted to do was relax!
[09:22] ---
    No way. That's the same thing we want!
[09:35] ---
    This is what it's all about.
[09:36] ---
    We're so chill.
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    GO-KART RACING!
[09:50] ---
    It's finally the big day, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:52] ---
    We're finally going to try out
    the hyperfast gut-splitting go-karts!
[10:00] ---
    Two tickets, please!
[10:01] ---
    Do you have a license?
[10:04] ---
    These karts are so blazingly fast,
    you need a driver's license to ride them.
[10:08] ---
    So where are your licenses?
[10:17] ---
    Zool?
[10:18] ---
    Why did they let you in?
[10:20] ---
    SNOT LICENSE
    (FAKE)
[10:24] ---
    Have fun playing baby games
[10:26] ---
    while I'm out on the track tearing it up
    with the grownups!
[10:33] ---
    Hey, fellas! How are you doing?
[10:36] ---
    Up high! Down low! Too slow, got to go!
[10:39] ---
    What did you bring him here for,
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[10:42] ---
    So you guys need a license, right?
    A license to do what? To party!
[10:47] ---
    Oh, I'm in for that! All-nighter, baby!
[10:51] ---
    I don't remember him being this annoying.
[10:57] ---
    You used Mr. Tainai to get you in?
[10:59] ---
    That's the worst.
[11:00] ---
    The worst? More like the fastest, baby!
[11:05] ---
    I'm not so sure about this...
[11:19] ---
    Take this.
[11:24] ---
    We'll catch that snot-bubble!
[11:27] ---
    Payback time!
[11:35] ---
    Here's some extra snot, just for you!
[11:42] ---
    Oh, baby.
[11:48] ---
    What are we going to do?
[11:54] ---
    You racing me?
    You're decades too early, dudes!
[12:06] ---
    That stinks! Stop!
[12:08] ---
    Oh, my bad!
[12:21] ---
    I just swallowed someone else's farts.
[12:26] ---
    We did it, Zo Zo Zombie! We won the race!
[12:31] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, we won! Zool lost!
    We won, Zoo lost.
[12:39] ---
    We did it!
[12:40] ---
    Yes, we did it!
[12:41] ---
    Now we can hang out together forever
    and be best friends, you guys!
[12:44] ---
    Oh, man, we are going to
    party all the time and...
[12:47] ---
    That stinks!

E9 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Nine
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    ATTACKED BY A GIANT MONSTER!
[00:21] ---
    Yes!
[00:26] ---
    This baton I found is awesome!
[00:28] ---
    Oh, no! Everyone, stop! I totally forgot!
[00:32] ---
    Mom's having a book club meetup today
    at the house!
[00:36] ---
    She could be home any minute now!
[00:40] ---
    What are we going to do?
    Clean up, of course!
[01:09] ---
    Well, we did it!
    Here's to never clean up again!
[01:15] ---
    Good job!
[01:19] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, your stomach!
[01:27] ---
    What the heck is this?
[01:29] ---
    BATO
    BECOMES GIGANTIC WHEN WET
[01:31] ---
    Bato?
[01:32] ---
    My mom's coming home soon
    so please don't mess things up...
[01:56] ---
    Not Mom and Dad's room!
[01:59] ---
    Stop!
[02:20] ---
    What are we going to do, Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:23] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE IS THINKING!
[02:26] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
[02:38] ---
    Now what do we do, Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:48] ---
    HAIR DRYER ORGAN
[02:57] ---
    We're saved.
[02:59] ---
    Here we are, ladies! Come on in!
[03:03] ---
    Oh, my! Just look at this!
[03:05] ---
    We're dead meat! They're in the house!
[03:08] ---
    This is so nice!
[03:09] ---
    I love how you redecorated
[03:10] ---
    to match the theme of this week's book,
    The Zombie Apocalypse!
[03:14] ---
    Yes, we really went for it...
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    SNOW SCULPTING IS FUN!
[03:25] ---
    Well, class,
    for our final art project this year,
[03:27] ---
    I've decided to have each of you
    create something unique...
[03:30] ---
    Your own snow sculpture!
[03:33] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, aren't you that good
    at snow sculpting?
[03:36] ---
    Don't worry, Zo Zo Zombie.
    You can do this for sure.
[04:20] ---
    We'll continue tomorrow.
[04:25] ---
    Don't give up, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:28] ---
    There has to be something
    you can make a snow sculpture of!
[04:31] ---
    Here.
[04:44] ---
    Hi there, you two, what's up?
[04:55] ---
    I'm sure we can do it.
[04:58] ---
    Like this...
[05:00] ---
    Amazing, Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:02] ---
    He can pretend to be your snow sculpture,
    and then you're golden!
[05:08] ---
    Oh, I ate it all...
[05:20] ---
    We're very sorry!
[05:30] ---
    This may be a bit dangerous.
[05:34] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[05:37] ---
    Let's finish our projects
    and do presentations today.
[05:40] ---
    -Yes!
    -Yes!
[05:45] ---
    Oh, my!
[05:49] ---
    Did you guys make this?
[05:50] ---
    Yes!
[06:00] ---
    This is simply amazing work!
[06:06] ---
    This is bad!
[06:13] ---
    It's so lifelike!
[06:23] ---
    That was an amazing sculpture!
    Ten out of ten!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    PING PONG BATTLE!
[06:35] ---
    SPORTS CENTER
[06:40] ---
    Yes!
[06:44] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ISAM'S EXCLUSIVE CAMERAMAN
[06:52] ---
    Hey! Don't get in the way, Zo Zo Zombie!
[06:57] ---
    What's with this ball?
[06:59] ---
    Looks more like a gumball, am I right?
[07:00] ---
    BAT ZOMBIE
[07:02] ---
    Can't you see we're playing
    table tennis? Beat it!
[07:05] ---
    Table tennis? You mean tennis for wimps?
[07:08] ---
    Hey.
[07:10] ---
    You were saying something
    about tennis for wimps?
[07:12] ---
    Oh, no.
[07:14] ---
    Well, we're out of here.
[07:16] ---
    We're taking this with us, of course!
[07:19] ---
    What? You're getting the ball back?
[07:26] ---
    You really don't have to do that...
[07:28] ---
    Don't even bother, zombie boy!
    You can't catch baseball players!
[07:34] ---
    PITCHING MACHINE ORGAN
[07:41] ---
    Is this all you can do?
[07:43] ---
    You can't stop me!
[07:45] ---
    Think again!
[07:48] ---
    Monday home run! This is baseball!
[07:52] ---
    Catch us if you can!
[08:04] ---
    That's cool!
[08:06] ---
    Hey, this way!
[08:22] ---
    GLUE!
[08:28] ---
    Here, let me help.
[08:36] ---
    It looks like I spun it too much.
[08:39] ---
    You're going to be down for a while.
[08:41] ---
    Later!
[08:53] ---
    What the...
[08:57] ---
    Okay, ping pong is...
[08:59] ---
    Hey, give me those back!
[09:01] ---
    Oh, I need that!
[09:03] ---
    Those are my pants!
[09:05] ---
    Please!
[09:08] ---
    It's just a regular ball!
[09:14] ---
    Baseball rules!
[09:20] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:25] ---
    Thanks, buddy!
[09:26] ---
    But the game ended a long time ago.
[09:28] ---
    And we've got so many spare balls here.
[09:32] ---
    Besides, I'm already bored with it.
[09:34] ---
    It's like wimpy tennis,
    and I'm more of a baseball kind of guy!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    GETTING A HAIRCUT IS DANGEROUS!
[09:49] ---
    -A zombie that can shred on a skateboard?
    -So cool!
[09:57] ---
    -You're so cool!
    -You're so cool!
[09:59] ---
    -Amazing!
    -Cool!
[10:04] ---
    Hey, you!
[10:05] ---
    You're going to kill somebody
    skating around here like a darned lunatic!
[10:09] ---
    Lucky for you, though. As the new mayor,
    my first order of business
[10:15] ---
    is building a brand new skate park!
[10:18] ---
    I'm supposed to go on TV and
    announce the project later today, but...
[10:22] ---
    how can I do that
    with my hair looking so awful?
[10:28] ---
    You're kidding!
[10:30] ---
    I've got an actual customer?
[10:32] ---
    A customer!
    I haven't had a customer in ages!
[10:36] ---
    Are you sure this guy knows
    what he's doing?
[10:40] ---
    Please take a seat, Mr. Mayor!
[10:43] ---
    Wait, where's the mirror?
[10:45] ---
    Why would we need a mirror?
[10:47] ---
    So what kind of hairstyle
    are you feeling today?
[10:52] ---
    What the heck is this?
[10:53] ---
    If this guy gives me a bad haircut,
    you can forget about your skate park!
[11:01] ---
    Okay then, nothing fancy,
    something clean if that's how you want it.
[11:06] ---
    Very well then.
[11:15] ---
    All finished!
[11:18] ---
    How do I look?
[11:22] ---
    Is it that impressive?
[11:24] ---
    Man, I've got to see this for myself.
[11:29] ---
    Oh, so full-looking!
[11:31] ---
    Did you use mousse?
[11:35] ---
    I love it! This new hairdo is going to
    put me and our new skate park on the map!
[11:44] ---
    The broadcast is starting soon,
    Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
[11:49] ---
    Welcome, citizens!
[11:54] ---
    No one has ever looked at me
    with such awe and admiration before!
[11:58] ---
    Thanks a lot, kid!
[12:01] ---
    I'm ready for my close-up.
[12:03] ---
    Yes, sir! You're on in three, two...
[12:08] ---
    Welcome citizens!
     And thank you for coming.
[12:11] ---
    It's my great honor today to announce
     the start of a new project for the city!
[12:15] ---
    We're going to build a brand new
    skate park for the kids on this site!
[12:20] ---
    Now when I cut the ribbon,
     construction will begin!
[12:22] ---
    Scissors, please!
[12:29] ---
    What's her deal?
[12:39] ---
    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:42] ---
    What the heck is this?
[12:44] ---
    Stop, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:46] ---
    I'm suspending the construction
    of your precious skate park!

E10 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Ten
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    CHALLENGE THE SNAKE CHARMER!
[00:14] ---
    ZOMBIE FESTIVAL GROUNDS
[00:17] ---
    Keith, where are you?
[00:21] ---
    Prepare to be amazed by my incredible
    zombie snake-charming skills!
[00:25] ---
    SNAKE CHARMER ZOMBIE
    PLAYS HIS FLUTE AND A SNAKE APPEARS!
[00:43] ---
    Geez!
[00:45] ---
    What happened?
[00:53] ---
    What's going on, Snake Charmer Zombie?
[00:55] ---
    Oh, Zo Zo Zombie, Isam.
[00:58] ---
    The darn Snake Zombie won't do our act!
[01:01] ---
    The whole show's a giant dud
    if he won't come out of the basket.
[01:07] ---
    And I can't quit doing the act because
    I need the money for a snake antivenom.
[01:12] ---
    The little sucker bites me all the time.
[01:15] ---
    So if I can't get the snake
    to start cooperating pretty soon,
[01:19] ---
    I'll die.
[01:20] ---
    What am I going to do?
[01:28] ---
    Allow me to present the world's
    one and only Snake Gut Zombie!
[01:36] ---
    Amazing.
[01:37] ---
    -What kind of snake charming is that?
    -That's so gross!
[01:44] ---
    That's awesome, Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:47] ---
    No, Snake Zombie! Stay calm!
[02:00] ---
    Hey now!
[02:13] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! Are you all right?
[02:18] ---
    What should I do?
[02:20] ---
    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie.
[02:22] ---
    So you got swallowed up too?
[02:25] ---
    I tried everything,
    but there's no way out.
[02:28] ---
    Maybe something hot
    would make it spew us out.
[02:35] ---
    Ultra Spicy Hot Sauce!
[02:40] ---
    Take that! And that!
[02:50] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[02:52] ---
    You saved us!
[02:57] ---
    Awesome!
[03:02] ---
    That's great!
[03:14] ---
    Hooray!
[03:18] ---
    Keith?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    A CUTE CLOUD COMES DOWN!
[03:44] ---
    What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
[03:48] ---
    Cleaning up garbage?
[03:49] ---
    I can help with that!
[04:03] ---
    That hurts!
[04:04] ---
    Come on, seriously? Be more careful!
[04:08] ---
    Getting a shovel in the head
    tends to leave a mark!
[04:18] ---
    That's a lot of garbage!
[04:21] ---
    Sure, I can help you out,
    but only for a little while.
[04:25] ---
    I've got to be home in time for dinner,
    or else Mom will really rain on my parade.
[04:35] ---
    I know how to handle this!
[04:41] ---
    Amazing!
[04:43] ---
    It's no biggie!
    I can morph into anything you say!
[04:46] ---
    It's so much fun!
[04:49] ---
    Show us!
[04:50] ---
    All right, but only for a little while.
[04:52] ---
    Okay, let's do it!
[05:14] ---
    That's amazing!
[05:25] ---
    Thank you, come again!
[05:31] ---
    What are we going to do
    with all these donuts?
[05:36] ---
    You're saying if we feed him donuts,
[05:38] ---
    maybe he'll make it rain donuts?
[05:42] ---
    Okay, eat up!
[05:47] ---
    Well then?
[05:50] ---
    More!
[05:53] ---
    Eat up!
[05:55] ---
    That was really good. I'm super full.
[05:59] ---
    I've got to get back home now
    before I'm late for dinner!
[06:02] ---
    Thanks for the fun time, you guys!
[06:15] ---
    Kumomo, where have you been?
[06:17] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you
    to be home before dinner?
[06:21] ---
    I'm sorry!
[06:26] ---
    These aren't donuts!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    ULTRA SPICY SAUCE IS DANGEROUS!
[06:37] ---
    I can't see anything in front of me!
[06:46] ---
    We're carrying too much stuff!
[06:48] ---
    But we need to bring them
    to Uncle Zombo's house.
[06:51] ---
    We've got to find a better way
    to carry them.
[06:56] ---
    I get it! You're going to transform
    into a car and carry it!
[07:18] ---
    Really? A lame shopping cart?
[07:23] ---
    Remember to take it slow, Zo Zo Zombie.
[07:26] ---
    Uncle Zombo's groceries have to
    get to him in one piece,
[07:28] ---
    especially his favorite
    Ultra Spicy Hot Sauce!
[07:49] ---
    Wait, slow down, Zo Zo Zombie!
[07:57] ---
    Geez!
[08:00] ---
    Oh, no! Where's the hot sauce?
    Uncle Zombo will freak out if we lose it!
[08:03] ---
    Are you looking for this?
[08:07] ---
    This sauce would go really well
    with some chicken.
[08:11] ---
    I'll bet a little bit of dressing
    will make it all the better!
[08:13] ---
    Hey, give that back!
[08:15] ---
    No chance. Finders keepers!
[08:17] ---
    Get the sauce back, Zo Zo Zombie!
[08:21] ---
    Okay, fine, but take it easy.
[08:23] ---
    I just had my nails
    buffed and polished, you see?
[08:44] ---
    You can do it, Zo Zo Zombie!
[08:57] ---
    Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you there
    right in front of me!
[09:08] ---
    We win!
[09:10] ---
    Now, hand over the hot sauce!
[09:12] ---
    I will, but please do me one favor!
[09:15] ---
    Can I have just a little taste?
[09:19] ---
    No way! That sauce belongs to Uncle Zo...
[09:23] ---
    Oh, thank you!
[09:25] ---
    I've wanted to do this for a long time!
[09:37] ---
    Man, that stuff's really hot!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    HELPING OUT IS BIG TROUBLE!
[09:45] ---
    What's wrong, Uncle?
[09:47] ---
    I'm sick. I have diarrhea and cramps.
[09:50] ---
    Not to mention sneezing, warts,
    and more diarrhea.
[09:53] ---
    But I have so many errands to do today!
[09:58] ---
    They aren't many.
[09:59] ---
    We can do them for you, no problem!
[10:05] ---
    Thanks a bunch.
[10:06] ---
    Okay.
[10:13] ---
    All right, let's do this!
[10:18] ---
    This list is nuts!
    We can't do this in one day!
[10:21] ---
    We're definitely going to need some help!
[10:27] ---
    What? Empty cans?
[10:31] ---
    BLOOD VESSEL
[10:39] ---
    Oh, you're going to call Angel Zombie?
[10:42] ---
    She's such a good girl,
    she'll definitely help!
[10:46] ---
    Come on, just one trip to Earth?
[10:49] ---
    I promise I'll be a good zombie!
[10:55] ---
    Hello!
[10:57] ---
    Oh, Zo Zo Zombie?
[10:58] ---
    Yes, I'll be there soon.
[11:02] ---
    Hi! How can I help you?
[11:06] ---
    All right, I'm done with cleaning now.
[11:08] ---
    That's great!
[11:09] ---
    All done!
[11:11] ---
    All right!
[11:13] ---
    I'm happy to help, but...
[11:16] ---
    are you guys just going to watch?
[11:20] ---
    They're not here.
[11:22] ---
    Geez.
[11:23] ---
    Done.
[11:28] ---
    Geez, I'm good.
[11:31] ---
    Done.
[11:33] ---
    Taming horses is hard work!
[11:35] ---
    Now we're best buddies.
[11:37] ---
    Done.
[11:40] ---
    Done.
[11:41] ---
    Done.
[11:42] ---
    Done.
[11:43] ---
    How many toilets does this guy have?
[11:47] ---
    Some of us aren't pulling
    our weight around here!
[11:49] ---
    Has Angel Zombie already finished?
[11:54] ---
    You need to learn some manners,
    and I'm just the angel to teach you!
[12:01] ---
    PAYBACK ANGEL
[12:27] ---
    Have you learned your lesson?
[12:30] ---
    Good boy!
[12:31] ---
    I'm really sorry,
[12:33] ---
    but Uncle Zombo tricked us too.
[12:37] ---
    Maybe we should go and see
    if he needs to be taught a lesson too!
[12:46] ---
    Now I'm really not feeling well!

E11 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eleven
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    THE BIRTH OF THE ZOMBIE BAND!
[00:19] ---
    Thank you, everyone!
[00:22] ---
    They're really pumped, aren't they?
[00:25] ---
    It would be so cool if Idol Zombie
    could sing to my guitar playing.
[00:30] ---
    Time for our next song!
[00:33] ---
    Let's get a closer look!
[00:41] ---
    Oh man, I'll never get
    to the front of this line!
[00:46] ---
    You want me to pull your legs?
[00:52] ---
    So now you'll slither
    to the front of the line?
[00:55] ---
    But how am I supposed to get...
[00:58] ---
    Yuck, it's disgusting here!
[01:00] ---
    What did you eat for lunch?
[01:06] ---
    Watch it!
[01:07] ---
    No cutting in line!
    Get out of here, you snake!
[01:11] ---
    That hurts!
[01:20] ---
    What?
[01:41] ---
    That's amazing!
[01:42] ---
    You and I ought to play together!
[01:45] ---
    Great idea!
[01:46] ---
    Watch how I shred on the guitar!
[01:52] ---
    That's awful! Somebody make him stop!
[01:57] ---
    CAMERA ZOMBIE
    SECURITY
[02:01] ---
    TINY BUT TOUGH!
[02:06] ---
    What? We should stop performing?
[02:08] ---
    No way! I still have to play
    a few more sets with her!
[02:15] ---
    No! Stop it!
[02:17] ---
    Here's my original song!
[02:20] ---
    Here you go.
[02:21] ---
    No! Make him stop!
[02:27] ---
    We can talk afterward!
[02:29] ---
    I need to finish this riff!
[02:31] ---
    Make it stop!
[02:44] ---
    Stop playing!
[02:46] ---
    This is the best part!
[02:52] ---
    Yay!
[03:05] ---
    Hey! Why did you have to go and do that?
    I wasn't that awful!
[03:09] ---
    Oh, you definitely were.
[03:16] ---
    IDOL ZOMBIE AND HER WEIRD NEW BANDMATES?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    BAD WITCH!
[03:25] ---
    You know, ever since
    Black Zombie cast a spell on me,
[03:28] ---
    my hair just feels totally weird!
[03:31] ---
    We'll have to use your powers
    to summon Witch Zombie
[03:33] ---
    and get back at him, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:44] ---
    Hang on a minute,
    why does mine look like poop?
[04:00] ---
    BLACK ZOMBIE
    BAD GUY!
[04:06] ---
    How do we know if it worked?
[04:16] ---
    That hurts!
[04:17] ---
    I'm finally here!
[04:21] ---
    Thanks for summoning me, you guys.
[04:23] ---
    Is there anything I can do to repay you?
[04:28] ---
    No way!
[04:29] ---
    A witch, you say?
[04:30] ---
    That's right! My expertise is magic!
[04:33] ---
    I'm a novice witch, but I'm really good!
[04:36] ---
    So what do you desire?
    Perhaps, you wish to look handsome?
[04:43] ---
    Or maybe you want to be super strong?
[04:48] ---
    Hey, all his muscles fell off!
[04:50] ---
    Sorry, I'll clean them up right now.
[04:57] ---
    Get some muscles!
[05:03] ---
    Oh, sorry about that!
[05:11] ---
    This is the greatest show ever!
[05:20] ---
    Hey, this isn't why summoned you!
[05:22] ---
    You were supposed
    to make Black Zombie suffer, not us!
[05:26] ---
    Okay, I'm on it!
[05:35] ---
    Come back here!
[05:37] ---
    Get some muscles!
[05:39] ---
    I'll get him off our tails!
[05:49] ---
    Okay, let's go!
[06:01] ---
    Muscles!
[06:05] ---
    Muscles!
[06:09] ---
    Sorry, guys. I'm still a newbie.
    I guess I messed up.
[06:13] ---
    This time, you guys can depend on me!
[06:18] ---
    Or not.
[06:20] ---
    Geez.
[06:26] ---
    This sucks!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    THE VENDING MACHINE DIED!
[06:53] ---
    Who stole the Choco-Donkey
    vending machine?
[06:59] ---
    Dear Diary, I hope I can make
    some new friends today...
[07:02] ---
    AXE PENCIL
[07:05] ---
    Oh, hey! How are you?
[07:08] ---
    Give me that chocolate!
[07:19] ---
    Are we just playing tag here?
[07:21] ---
    I guess not. Someone help!
[07:27] ---
    Hey!
[07:29] ---
    Could you help me out here?
[07:31] ---
    I know I look like a murderous freak,
    but I'm actually a nice boy!
[07:34] ---
    I like deviled eggs,
    pony rides, and seahorses!
[07:37] ---
    I'm a good guy!
[07:41] ---
    I beg you!
[07:43] ---
    I want to find out who stole
    the Choco-Donkey vending machine.
[07:46] ---
    Look, if you help me,
    I'll give you my last piece!
[07:54] ---
    We don't even have any clues.
[08:09] ---
    Wait!
[08:19] ---
    Hi, you guys!
    Aren't Choco-Donkeys the best?
[08:23] ---
    We finally found it!
[08:24] ---
    Why is it even here?
[08:26] ---
    Leave candy machine to Snowra!
[08:36] ---
    What? It's empty!
[08:39] ---
    Where are the candies?
[08:46] ---
    Man, he's crazy.
[08:50] ---
    Dear Diary, it's a sunny day
[08:52] ---
    and this is probably my last entry.
[09:02] ---
    You will pay for taking Snowra's candy!
[09:07] ---
    Look, if you help me,
     I'll give you my last piece!
[09:11] ---
    Let go of Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:13] ---
    Here, give him this!
[09:22] ---
    That was great.
[09:25] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, are you okay?
[09:28] ---
    Will you be my friend?
[09:33] ---
    It's a sunny day
[09:34] ---
    and I had so much fun!
[09:36] ---
    I finally made some new friends!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    THE BEST PRANK!
[09:49] ---
    UNCLE ZOMBO
[09:50] ---
    CHAMPION PRANKSTER
[10:00] ---
    SLIME
[10:03] ---
    Now!
[10:08] ---
    There.
[10:18] ---
    We're really no match for Uncle Zombo.
[10:24] ---
    Years of experience, my boy.
[10:26] ---
    You may be the Champion Prankster now,
[10:29] ---
    but you mark my words,
    you're going down hard, Uncle!
[10:33] ---
    Well, you're certainly welcome to try!
[10:41] ---
    Where the heck are we?
[10:43] ---
    Aren't we supposed to be finding a way
    to outwit Uncle Zombo?
[11:02] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:04] ---
    Prank successful!
[11:07] ---
    Hi, Zo Zo Zombie! Long time, no see!
[11:10] ---
    Could you lend us your expertise, please?
[11:13] ---
    I want to help you two with your pranks,
[11:15] ---
    but the problem is,
    I'm made out of freaking snow!
[11:17] ---
    So if I leave the cold mountaintop,
    I'll melt to death.
[11:22] ---
    Prank successful!
[11:24] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie never saw that one coming!
[11:29] ---
    Okay, I'll help you guys.
[11:31] ---
    You just have to promise not to
    let me melt down there, okay?
[11:55] ---
    Prank successful!
[12:03] ---
    Now!
[12:05] ---
    Here.
[12:06] ---
    Take that!
[12:07] ---
    Here.
[12:09] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:14] ---
    We did it!
[12:16] ---
    We're now the Champion Pranksters!
[12:20] ---
    Darn, you got me!
[12:26] ---
    That hurts!
[12:31] ---
    I'm melting...
[12:39] ---
    Prank successful!
[12:41] ---
    I didn't melt!
[12:43] ---
    That was my pee you were standing in!
[12:48] ---
    That's Snowman Zombie for you!

E12 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Twelve
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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
[00:21] ---
    SQUASHED BUG ZOMBIE
[00:53] ---
    I see our subject is already awake.
    Hello, Zombie.
[00:56] ---
    Prepare the subject for further study.
[01:20] ---
    Oh, no!
[01:35] ---
    Hi, everybody!
    Let's party until tomorrow...
[01:39] ---
    Hey, wait--
[01:42] ---
    -I see.
    -I see.
[01:45] ---
    Who was that?
[01:47] ---
    Darn!
[01:48] ---
    Enough studying!
[01:50] ---
    Disintegrate him!
[01:51] ---
    Yes, sir!
[01:57] ---
    Good grief.
[01:59] ---
    What?
[02:05] ---
    Oh, no! He's still alive
    even after being vaporized!
[02:17] ---
    All hail the Zombie god!
[02:18] ---
    -Zombie god!
    -Zombie god!
[02:30] ---
    -What?
    -What?
[02:33] ---
    -"It's...
    -"It's...
[02:34] ---
    -time to...
    -time to...
[02:36] ---
    -go home."
    -go home."
[02:41] ---
    -"Takeoff"?
    -"Takeoff"?
[03:00] ---
    Perfect, as usual.
[03:03] ---
    I'm finally finished
    with the repairs, so...
[03:07] ---
    My spaceship!
[03:09] ---
    Who's responsible for this?
[03:11] ---
    Hello!
[03:12] ---
    You again?
[03:14] ---
    Darn it!
[03:17] ---
    Stop, I'm actually an alien.
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    THAT GUY FLYING IN THE SKY IS COOL!
[03:36] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    LOVES PEREGRINE FALCONS
[04:57] ---
    Falcon Joe! I finally found you!
[05:01] ---
    That bird is Falcon Joe, and he's mine.
[05:05] ---
    He goes with me
     on my zombie extermination activities.
[05:11] ---
    Falcon Joe!
[05:13] ---
    That's a zombie! Attack him!
[05:19] ---
    What the heck?
[05:20] ---
    BELLY BUTTON MACHINE GUN
[05:33] ---
    There's no way you can escape
    with that level of technique!
[05:39] ---
    Come here, Falcon Joe!
[05:41] ---
    You're mine!
[06:06] ---
    Up until now, I haven't seen just how
    extremely majestic of a creature he is.
[06:27] ---
    He's a bit of a birdbrain though.
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    HOLLYWOOD FILM DEBUT!
[06:50] ---
    Are you all right, Zo Zo Zombie?
[06:50] ---
    MOCHI AND ISAM
[06:53] ---
    Call the medics!
    We need a doctor over here!
[06:56] ---
    Move people, let me through!
[07:00] ---
    It's okay, I'm here.
[07:02] ---
    I'll check his vital signs!
[07:13] ---
    This zombie needs 200cc
    of tomato juice and stat!
[07:17] ---
    Bring the tomato juice!
[07:20] ---
    Is that...
[07:21] ---
    My bat brigade.
    They're cheap but very hardworking!
[07:44] ---
    Hey there, dead boy!
[07:46] ---
    You, with the ugly mug.
[07:48] ---
    I like how you slammed into that building!
[07:51] ---
    The fact that you're still alive tells me
    that you can be a great stuntman!
[07:57] ---
    Kid, I want you for stunts
    in my next big-time Hollywood movie!
[08:02] ---
    A MOVIE STUNTMAN?
[08:04] ---
    But I'm warning you...
[08:07] ---
    You're going to get pretty messed up
    doing stuntwork!
[08:11] ---
    Do you think you can handle it?
[08:15] ---
    All right! I'll keep you alive
    every time you're about to die!
[08:45] ---
    Fantastic work, Zo Zo Zombie!
[08:47] ---
    Keep it up for just one more scene,
    and this movie is a surefire hit!
[08:54] ---
    We're only going to get one chance
    at filming this scene,
[08:56] ---
    so make it good, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:01] ---
    And action!
[09:11] ---
    Hey, look! I'm a zombie just like you!
[09:34] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! You just managed
    to ruin my entire movie!
[09:38] ---
    You're fired!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    TAKE CARE OF THE CUTE BABY!
[09:46] ---
    What? You got my Fart Goblin?
[09:50] ---
    You cheater!
[09:53] ---
    Quit it! Let go!
[10:04] ---
    What is a baby zebra doing
    in a place like this?
[10:08] ---
    That's a raccoon?
[10:09] ---
    Aren't those animals dangerous?
[10:11] ---
    Won't he eat the two of us?
[10:25] ---
    There, now. You got scared?
[10:28] ---
    It's okay now.
[10:30] ---
    Man, you're cute!
[10:37] ---
    You're better off with me!
[10:41] ---
    Quit hogging him all to yourself!
[10:44] ---
    He's mine!
[10:51] ---
    Where did you go, Keith Jr.?
[10:52] ---
    KEITH SR.
[10:56] ---
    "Keith Jr." is what I named him.
    Get used to it.
[11:03] ---
    Keith Jr. No!
[11:05] ---
    Just stay where you are!
    I'll come rescue you!
[11:27] ---
    Don't worry, Keith Jr. I'm here!
[11:30] ---
    Get off me!
[11:32] ---
    Papa.
[11:35] ---
    Did you call us "Papa"?
[11:37] ---
    Papa.
[11:45] ---
    Man, he scared us.
[11:52] ---
    All right, let's work together
    and save our kid!
[11:59] ---
    Let's go!
[12:18] ---
    We're finally here!
[12:20] ---
    Now, be a good baby and stay still...
[12:25] ---
    What the...
[12:37] ---
    Hey...
[12:40] ---
    Papa, here's our food.
[12:45] ---
    Didn't I tell you
    those animals were dangerous?

E13 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Thirteen
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    ROOKIE ZOMBIE APPEARS!
[00:18] ---
    This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
    Why did we come this way, Zo Zo Zombie?
[00:36] ---
    Hey, how's it going?
[00:38] ---
    Not that I really care.
[00:41] ---
    Hey, wait, don't tell me
    I'm a zombie or whatever now?
[00:45] ---
    Wow.
[00:46] ---
    Cool! You're like a freshly-made zombie?
[00:49] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, since you're an expert,
    you could show him the ropes!
[00:53] ---
    That would be awesome if you taught me!
[00:55] ---
    Not that I really care.
[01:02] ---
    He says there are no such zombies.
[01:12] ---
    Okay, geez. Man, I got it!
[01:17] ---
    Now, Zo Zo Zombie's showing you
[01:18] ---
    all the awesome things
    you can do with your organs.
[01:22] ---
    Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.
[01:27] ---
    Okay, I'll pay attention or whatever.
[01:31] ---
    And now, Zo Zo Zombie'll show you some
    cool things you can turn yourself into!
[01:36] ---
    A dog.
[01:39] ---
    A snake.
[01:41] ---
    A chili pepper.
[01:43] ---
    A drone.
[01:46] ---
    A bike!
[01:47] ---
    Hey, all right...
[02:01] ---
    Hey, my pizza's here!
[02:09] ---
    I'm pretty sure I said no black olives.
[02:14] ---
    Okay, you're putting out bad vibes!
    You've got to chill out!
[02:18] ---
    Now give me back my stuff!
[02:24] ---
    It appears the student has become
    the master now, doesn't it?
[02:29] ---
    ZOMBIE ORGANS
    SLICE AND DICE SNAIL
[02:33] ---
    Chill out, will you?
    I was just joking around!
[02:36] ---
    We're still friends, aren't we?
[02:44] ---
    Hey, what the heck?
[02:56] ---
    Hey, don't bury me!
[03:03] ---
    Well, that's perfect!
[03:06] ---
    So no more shortcuts
    through the graveyard, okay?
[03:10] ---
    Actually, this isn't so bad.
[03:14] ---
    Barbecue flavor, seriously?
[03:15] ---
    Hey, brother!
[03:17] ---
    Don't you have some salt and vinegar
    flavored chips?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    GET THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME!
[03:25] ---
    My new game is here, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:27] ---
    I can't believe it finally came!
[03:32] ---
    Desert Horse is the hardest game
[03:34] ---
    to find in the whole world,
    and I have it right here!
[03:42] ---
    Amazing! This game is so cool!
[03:50] ---
    Power up!
[03:51] ---
    Oh, yes! This game is the best!
[03:58] ---
    Power down!
[04:01] ---
    Level one, game over.
[04:05] ---
    It's okay.
    You'll get the hang of it in no time!
[04:11] ---
    Level one, game over.
[04:15] ---
    Don't worry, next time for sure!
[04:22] ---
    Level one, game over.
[04:26] ---
    Maybe you ought to take a break
    and play some soccer, Zo Zo Zombie.
[04:32] ---
    I've had enough of you pushing my buttons!
[04:35] ---
    Bye-bye!
[04:38] ---
    That's the last copy
    of Desert Horse in the city!
[04:41] ---
    We can't let him get away, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:46] ---
    Why didn't you tell me we were up
    on the second floor?
[04:50] ---
    See you, clowns!
[04:51] ---
    No, you can't go!
[04:55] ---
    Hey, game console, where did you go?
[05:34] ---
    Good luck trying to catch me, pal!
    You suck at games!
[05:41] ---
    Too bad!
[06:05] ---
    You again, loser?
    Give it up, you'll never be any good at...
[06:13] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, you did it!
[06:16] ---
    No!
[06:26] ---
    What's that? You'd rather play soccer?
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    MY RIGID AND SQUARISH RIVAL!
[06:36] ---
    No, it's not like that...
[06:40] ---
    No way! I can't believe it!
[06:44] ---
    They're so cute!
[06:47] ---
    You kittens are coming home with me!
[07:05] ---
    What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
[07:08] ---
    What? The box is alive?
[07:10] ---
    It's just a box.
[07:12] ---
    Boxes can't be alive.
[07:19] ---
    I am Hakonosuke.
[07:19] ---
    HAKONOSUKE
[07:20] ---
    BOX-TYPE ROBOT
[07:22] ---
    Where am I?
[07:24] ---
    Oh, it's really alive!
[07:26] ---
    Hang on, is it a robot?
[07:32] ---
    What's with the robot dance?
[07:34] ---
    That's not a dance! I'll show you a dance!
[07:39] ---
    So cute!
[07:44] ---
    Its insides are disgusting!
[07:49] ---
    Don't remove your skin!
[07:50] ---
    You think you can compete with me?
[07:53] ---
    If that's the case, can you do this?
[07:57] ---
    How's this?
[08:02] ---
    INTESTINES!
[08:04] ---
    Very well, time to get serious!
[08:09] ---
    It's...
[08:10] ---
    transforming into a powerful robot!
[08:17] ---
    Why the heck does it have a human body?
[08:20] ---
    But then, he sure looks pretty strong.
[08:28] ---
    Using donuts as a peace offering!
[08:30] ---
    It's okay!
[08:32] ---
    At least, you now understand
    that I'm the perfect robot.
[08:40] ---
    Hakonosuke!
[08:42] ---
    I think he's broken! What should we do?
[08:50] ---
    Professor Honeori!
[08:51] ---
    Please help us fix this robot!
[08:53] ---
    It broke after eating some donuts.
[08:57] ---
    Hakonosuke isn't designed to eat donuts.
[09:00] ---
    What? You actually know Hakonosuke?
[09:03] ---
    That's right!
[09:05] ---
    I was the one who made him.
[09:09] ---
    I mistook him for recyclable garbage
    and accidentally threw him out.
[09:12] ---
    What?
[09:18] ---
    I am Hakonosuke.
[09:19] ---
    All right, he's back again!
[09:22] ---
    Have we met?
[09:24] ---
    What? You don't remember us?
[09:27] ---
    He doesn't remember
    any of that stuff from before.
[09:32] ---
    Your powers are nothing compared to mine!
[09:37] ---
    Here we go again,
    and neither one of them can dance...
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    KITE FLYING IS FUN!
[09:46] ---
    You were right, Zo Zo Zombie.
[09:47] ---
    This field does look like
    a sweet place to fly a kite.
[09:53] ---
    Hold up.
[09:54] ---
    Where's our kite?
[09:56] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie.
[10:09] ---
    Not bad!
[10:12] ---
    All right, now all you've got to do
    is launch it into the wind.
[10:17] ---
    Now!
[10:20] ---
    Your timing's a bit off.
[10:23] ---
    Let's try it again!
[10:25] ---
    Now!
[10:27] ---
    Now!
[10:29] ---
    Now!
[10:30] ---
    Now!
[10:33] ---
    The wind totally sucks today!
[10:39] ---
    What? I think yelling at it
    made the wind start?
[10:42] ---
    You really blow, wind!
[10:46] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[10:49] ---
    Now!
[10:53] ---
    It's up, Zo Zo Zombie!
[10:57] ---
    It's so great! Your kite is the best,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:05] ---
    What's this? The wind changed direction...
[11:09] ---
    I can't keep up with it!
    Where is it going?
[11:13] ---
    Help me!
[11:17] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:32] ---
    Take a deep breath.
[11:34] ---
    Relax.
[11:38] ---
    Hey! Zo Zo Zombie, you okay?
[11:46] ---
    Is this kite yours?
[11:52] ---
    Think of the wind as your friend!
[11:54] ---
    It blows away the bad
    and pulls in the good.
[11:59] ---
    Everything is released and becomes free,
    thanks to the wind.
[12:09] ---
    What's that?
[12:12] ---
    A "donut"?
[12:15] ---
    I've heard about these things.
[12:20] ---
    So tasty!
[12:21] ---
    Why is this the first time
    this stuff has graced my palate?
[12:25] ---
    It's freaking delicious!
[12:33] ---
    We shall meet again when the wind blows!
[12:41] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:43] ---
    "Free as the wind"?
[12:44] ---
    What are you saying?
[12:46] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, wait for me!

E14 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Fourteen
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    SCIENCE PROJECTS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!
[00:16] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[00:18] ---
    I left my science project at home!
[00:21] ---
    Could you go back and get it for me?
[00:44] ---
    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie.
[00:45] ---
    What happened to your body?
[00:50] ---
    You destroyed
    Isam's science project? I see.
[00:56] ---
    I could make you a new one if you want.
[01:16] ---
    This here, and over here...
[01:53] ---
    Yay, it works perfectly!
[02:01] ---
    You got it all wrong, Zo Zo Zombie.
[02:04] ---
    You were supposed
    to make a working volcano,
[02:06] ---
    not a mountain of gooey organs and trash.
[02:21] ---
    You'll find that not only
    does my volcano work perfectly,
[02:23] ---
    it's also completely pest-resistant.
[02:30] ---
    Now to take my creation to school
    and give this to Isam.
[02:42] ---
    Oh, crap.
[02:48] ---
    No! Not my cover!
[02:57] ---
    Where are you, Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:59] ---
    Hello!
[03:00] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:04] ---
    Oh, Isam!
[03:06] ---
    Is this your project?
[03:08] ---
    Yes.
[03:12] ---
    "The world after an apocalyptic eruption."
[03:16] ---
    That's what you were going for?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    A TON OF ZO ZO ZOMBIES!
[03:28] ---
    PROFESSOR HONEORI
    ECCENTRIC INVENTOR
[03:30] ---
    You two got here just in time!
[03:33] ---
    There's a fire in my lab!
[03:35] ---
    I need you two to watch my stuff
    while I go put it out!
[03:38] ---
    These inventions
    are priceless and irreplaceable,
[03:41] ---
    plus they fall apart kind of easily.
[03:42] ---
    So just keep an eye on them,
    and don't mess with anything!
[03:46] ---
    No, I'm not saying that you would! Really!
[03:49] ---
    Well, whatever you do,
    don’t touch that Multiplier Gun!
[03:53] ---
    All right then, we'll just wait here
    and be sure not to touch anything.
[03:58] ---
    We definitely can't touch
    that shiny, cool-looking Multiplier Gun!
[04:03] ---
    Like this!
[04:11] ---
    Hey, now there are two Zo Zo Zombies!
[04:13] ---
    Let's keep on going!
[04:18] ---
    More!
[04:23] ---
    I think that's about enough Zo Zo Zombies!
[04:33] ---
    Now there are two of me too!
[04:45] ---
    We have to find a way to stop them,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:56] ---
    You take it!
[04:58] ---
    Here you go.
[05:03] ---
    Do something, Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:15] ---
    DELETE BUTTON
[05:21] ---
    Good thing there's a delete mode
    on this bad boy!
[05:24] ---
    Only a few more
    Zo Zo Zombie copies left to zap!
[05:31] ---
    It's locked!
[05:33] ---
    What are we going to do?
[05:35] ---
    HELIUM GAS
[05:50] ---
    We managed to delete all of them
    before Professor Honeori found out.
[05:55] ---
    You two!
[05:57] ---
    Didn't I tell you not to touch
    that Multiplier Gun?
[05:59] ---
    We are so sorry, Professor!
[06:02] ---
    No, it's okay.
    I can see you didn't do any damage.
[06:05] ---
    And the fire is out, so my lab is safe.
    No harm done.
[06:08] ---
    What the heck is this?
[06:11] ---
    Well, that's... how should I say this?
[06:16] ---
    You two!
[06:18] ---
    What the heck were you thinking?
[06:21] ---
    -Get back here!
    -Get back here!
[06:23] ---
    Get back here!
[06:26] ---
    Bye-bye!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    BODY ITCH IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE!
[06:53] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
    I didn't know you had that talent!
[07:00] ---
    What? Your body's itching, Zo Zo Zombie?
[07:03] ---
    It must be because of Flea Zombies.
[07:05] ---
    Those things are just the worst.
[07:07] ---
    Maybe you're scratching yourself
    because a Flea Zombie got inside you!
[07:15] ---
    MINI ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[07:23] ---
    Good idea! You sent in a mini Zo Zo Zombie
[07:26] ---
    to search your insides so he can
    find that Flea Zombie and kill it!
[07:28] ---
    You genius!
[07:36] ---
    Hey, don't get any bright ideas
    about going for a swim.
[07:39] ---
    This pool's only big enough for one,
    and I was here first.
[07:43] ---
    So beat it!
[07:50] ---
    Hey, brother!
[07:51] ---
    Mini Zo Zo Zombie!
[07:53] ---
    Let me finish showering,
    then we can hang out and party all day.
[07:56] ---
    Forever even!
[08:12] ---
    Hey, Mini Zo Zo Zombie.
    It must have been a long journey.
[08:16] ---
    But don't go thinking about
    kicking me out now.
[08:20] ---
    It's pretty comfortable here.
[08:26] ---
    Don't give up, Mini Zo Zo Zombie!
[08:32] ---
    That hurts!
[08:34] ---
    That does it!
[08:43] ---
    Are you okay? You're not looking so good.
[08:49] ---
    Let's go for a ride!
[08:55] ---
    Hey, that's...
[09:01] ---
    That hurt.
[09:06] ---
    Hey, wait! Where are you going?
[09:11] ---
    Did you get him, Mini Zo Zo Zombie?
[09:22] ---
    Did you get him?
[09:32] ---
    That's a relief, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:34] ---
    Want a drink?
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    POOL PARTY WITH THAT GIRL!
[09:48] ---
    It's so hot, Zo Zo Zombie.
[09:59] ---
    Here!
[10:00] ---
    Isn't my party, like, the best?
[10:04] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie,
    we've got to get into that pool!
[10:14] ---
    That feels so good!
[10:17] ---
    On a hot day like this,
    you've got to throw a pool party!
[10:20] ---
    I did get a bit thirsty.
    Let's go over there.
[10:25] ---
    Hey, if you want Zobina to notice you,
    you've got to impress her!
[10:28] ---
    You can do it, Zo Zo Zombie!
[10:43] ---
    Good job!
[10:59] ---
    Oh, my, it's about time
    my party decorations got here.
[11:04] ---
    Too bad they're, like, all boring
    and wet and gooey and everything.
[11:09] ---
    The sun is like totes too hot.
[11:15] ---
    Oh, that's much better.
    Keep just like that.
[11:25] ---
    Really? You're so lame.
[11:28] ---
    Hey, where did my beach ball go?
[11:34] ---
    Here!
[11:35] ---
    What the heck? That's gross!
[11:41] ---
    No way!
[11:48] ---
    Don't give up, Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:50] ---
    Try making a big splash to impress her!
[12:04] ---
    So he gave me his lunch money...
[12:18] ---
    What the heck are you doing!
    Don't ruin my pool!
[12:28] ---
    That is super-gross! Run!
[12:31] ---
    I'm out of here!
[12:35] ---
    Thanks a lot, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:37] ---
    You totally ruined my pool party!
[12:43] ---
    Nice job! You finally got to talk to her,
    Zo Zo Zombie!

E15 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Fifteen
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    THE TIRE ZOMBIE FAMILY!
[00:24] ---
    Good morning, Zo Zo Zombie!
[00:28] ---
    Don't tell me you're still sleeping?
    It's already noon.
[00:32] ---
    Anyway, I came here today
    to ask you a favor.
[00:36] ---
    Actually, my mom bought
    four new tires for her car.
[00:40] ---
    The thing is, the old tires
    had already turned into zombies.
[00:43] ---
    I thought since they're zombies like you,
    you might be able to look after them.
[00:46] ---
    Please!
[00:48] ---
    We're a good family!
[00:52] ---
    That's great! Thank you so much,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[00:57] ---
    Kids, no running around!
    You're going to disturb Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:00] ---
    Well then, I've got to go
    look for a new job!
[01:04] ---
    Sure, see you later!
[01:06] ---
    How's that, Zo Zo Zombie?
[01:07] ---
    Don't worry about a thing.
    They're all good and well.
[01:11] ---
    Well, take care of them, okay?
[01:18] ---
    Wait up!
[01:19] ---
    -Rock, paper, scissors!
    -Rock, paper, scissors!
[01:21] ---
    I'm home!
[01:22] ---
    Dad's home!
[01:24] ---
    -Welcome home!
    -Welcome home!
[01:29] ---
    Hey, now, Zo Zo Zombie.
    You'll catch a cold if you sleep there.
[01:33] ---
    Hey, you let my air out!
[01:35] ---
    You kids are wearing me down!
[01:40] ---
    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie?
[01:41] ---
    There's someone here to see you.
[01:43] ---
    Where are you?
[01:45] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[01:46] ---
    He's not here.
[01:49] ---
    -Good morning!
    -Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:52] ---
    This beverage is great
    when you're feeling tired!
[01:55] ---
    I did you a favor and threw out
    all your nasty human food.
[01:58] ---
    Tires don't eat that stuff.
[02:01] ---
    Are you okay? You've been in here a while!
[02:03] ---
    Does your tummy ache?
[02:04] ---
    -Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
    -Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
[02:08] ---
    What do you suppose is wrong
    with Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:10] ---
    He's just lying there like a flat tire.
[02:13] ---
    You've got to be more healthy, like us!
[02:18] ---
    Getting plenty of exercise!
[02:21] ---
    Drinking healthy drinks!
[02:23] ---
    And drinking them healthily!
[02:26] ---
    So from now on,
    let's make Zo Zo Zombie healthier!
[02:33] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:38] ---
    What are you doing up here, Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:43] ---
    Did you drink something unhealthy?
[02:55] ---
    What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:58] ---
    Wait a second, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:00] ---
    Oh, dear.
[03:02] ---
    -Where are we going?
    -Let go!
[03:08] ---
    -Thank you, Zo Zo Zombie!
    -Thank you, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:10] ---
    You have given us a new purpose in life!
[03:14] ---
    Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    MEETING THAT GUY AT THE RIVER!
[03:27] ---
    This is going to be the best prank ever,
    right, Zo Zo Zombie?
[03:34] ---
    I can't wait to see my uncle's face
     when you jump out at him!
[03:36] ---
    The look on his face would be
     a sight to see!
[03:40] ---
    Let me see your best fish impression.
[03:47] ---
    That's perfect, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:50] ---
    Here we go, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:55] ---
    Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:09] ---
    Hey, you! You're not a fish!
[04:12] ---
    MERMAN
    LORD OF THE RIVER
[04:13] ---
    That's the worst disguise I've ever seen!
[04:17] ---
    You're a fraud!
[04:19] ---
    But if you intend to stay, I'm leaving!
    There's no room down here for both of us!
[04:24] ---
    Just the right time
    for a change of surroundings!
[04:28] ---
    Good day to you, sir!
[04:34] ---
    Just a little bit more.
[04:56] ---
    I'm here!
[04:58] ---
    This is a nice place indeed!
[05:00] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, what are you doing in there?
[05:06] ---
    If you're here,
    then who just went in there?
[05:12] ---
    I'm hungry.
[05:17] ---
    I was once the lord of the river.
[05:19] ---
    Now I am the lord of this residence!
[05:23] ---
    We've got to get him out of here
    before my uncle gets home!
[05:29] ---
    Shut up!
[05:33] ---
    Do something, Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:51] ---
    Life out of the river is turning out
    to be really good.
[05:55] ---
    He's still going?
[06:17] ---
    Where's the guy who wants to be my friend?
[06:21] ---
    Thanks, Jay!
[06:24] ---
    You kids, what is the meaning of this?
[06:27] ---
    Our prank's a success!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    A WONDERFUL PRESENT FOR THAT GIRL!
[06:36] ---
    Are you using tuna-scented shampoo?
[06:40] ---
    I want to go and eat that sometime!
[06:42] ---
    Oh, it's Zobina.
[06:44] ---
    Hey, this could be your chance!
[06:46] ---
    Why don't you go talk to her?
[06:48] ---
    Hey, wait!
[06:50] ---
    You should give her something special
    to show her you care.
[06:53] ---
    You know, something from deep inside you!
[06:58] ---
    So then she said, "What do you mean?"
[07:00] ---
    And I said,
    "If you don't know, then whatever!"
[07:09] ---
    Sorry, it's just the waiter
    asking for my order.
[07:13] ---
    I don't need anything.
[07:14] ---
    So anyway, I was really mad...
[07:17] ---
    Well? How did it work out?
[07:25] ---
    Pretty, aren't they?
[07:28] ---
    Give Zobina one of those!
[07:30] ---
    BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ZOMBIES
[07:37] ---
    Really? That's so annoying!
[07:48] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[08:15] ---
    FAT ARMY
[08:27] ---
    That's the whole thing, you know?
    I mean, really!
[08:33] ---
    And then...
[08:35] ---
    I think you better give up on
    getting her some flowers.
[09:00] ---
    Can you guys just stop this nonsense?
[09:12] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, are you okay?
[09:28] ---
    Unbelievable!
[09:30] ---
    I'm allergic to flowers!
[09:32] ---
    That just sucks!
[09:34] ---
    Hey, waiter. Bring me a café au lait.
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    THE BIRTH OF A SUPERHERO!
[09:47] ---
    Check out this "Superhero Classroom"
    they're advertising!
[09:50] ---
    If you ask me, you should totally sign up
    for that, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:53] ---
    You'd be a great superhero!
[10:07] ---
    Welcome to the Superhero Classroom!
[10:10] ---
    If you take lessons here,
[10:12] ---
    you'll be a hero
    who's even cooler than me!
[10:15] ---
    But first,
[10:17] ---
    you'll just have to sign this agreement.
[10:22] ---
    Very well.
[10:23] ---
    Every superhero must master
    the superhero strut, so follow me!
[10:32] ---
    Your strut needs some work.
[10:34] ---
    Next, we'll work on your flying.
[10:36] ---
    Go ahead and jump!
[10:45] ---
    Not so great at flying.
[10:51] ---
    That was a great pose, Tania!
    Well done indeed!
[10:53] ---
    A hero's pose is essential
    for effective super-heroing!
[10:56] ---
    It tells ordinary people,
    "Stand back folks, I'm a hero!"
[11:00] ---
    Your turn, Zo Zo Zombie.
[11:08] ---
    Just a so-so hero pose.
[11:10] ---
    Now I want you all to try and discover
    what your hidden superpower is!
[11:15] ---
    Good one, Tania! We'll call your power,
    "The Fire-Flame Belch!"
[11:19] ---
    How about you, Zo Zo Zombie?
    What power do you have?
[11:26] ---
    Stop! That's enough, Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:31] ---
    It really pains me to say this,
[11:33] ---
    but you just don't have
    what it takes to become a superhero.
[11:39] ---
    He's right, you're pathetic!
[11:43] ---
    You!
[11:44] ---
    Mr. Demon!
[11:47] ---
    You're just a failure!
[11:53] ---
    That's just disgusting!
[11:55] ---
    -Go, Zo Zo Zombie!
    -You can do it!
[12:00] ---
    Take that!
[12:02] ---
    And that!
[12:03] ---
    Take that!
[12:06] ---
    Pay close attention now, everyone!
[12:08] ---
    This is a classic archenemy battle!
[12:10] ---
    Everything's going to be decided here!
[12:14] ---
    FARTING BEANS
[12:16] ---
    That's...
[12:22] ---
    SECRET ORGAN TECHNIQUE!
[12:24] ---
    No, stop!
[12:25] ---
    Is that Zo Zo Zombie's
    secret killer technique?
[12:29] ---
    BLADDER
[12:37] ---
    Amazing!
[12:38] ---
    You've defeated your arch-enemy,
    just like a true superhero!
[12:41] ---
    You passed!
[12:44] ---
    What the heck was that salty liquid?
[12:48] ---
    Pee?

E16 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Sixteen
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    I HATE HALLOWEEN!
    PART 1
[00:16] ---
    Why are you so afraid
    of trick-or-treaters, Zo Zo Zombie?
[00:19] ---
    You're a real zombie, for crying out loud!
[00:22] ---
    These are all just kids dressed up
    in silly costumes.
[00:25] ---
    Trick or treating is just for fun!
[00:26] ---
    Trick or treat!
[00:29] ---
    Sorry about that.
    He's afraid of you for some weird reason!
[00:35] ---
    Hi! Could you guys tell me
    how to get to the next block?
[00:40] ---
    Really, dude? She's a princess!
[00:45] ---
    You're taking this
    way too seriously, Zo Zo Zombie.
[00:47] ---
    Could you please take all this candy?
[00:50] ---
    The kids are on such a sugar high,
    I'm about to lose my mind!
[00:58] ---
    Hey, she's only trying
    to give us candy, man!
[01:18] ---
    AN ENVIRONMENT
    WHERE ZO ZO ZOMBIE CAN RELAX
[01:21] ---
    Leave this house at once,
[01:25] ---
    or else!
[01:29] ---
    Oh, sorry, Zo Zo Zombie.
[01:31] ---
    I was just drinking some tea.
[01:34] ---
    But seriously,
    you can't stay in this house.
[01:38] ---
    Halloween scares me so much.
    I just stay here the whole time.
[01:42] ---
    I haven't even changed clothes in 17 days!
[01:45] ---
    My undies are starting to get loose.
[01:47] ---
    Do you want to see my underwear?
[01:53] ---
    Trick or treat!
[01:57] ---
    They must have seen you come here
    and followed you!
[02:02] ---
    No one's home, I guess.
[02:05] ---
    Are they gone yet?
[02:13] ---
    What a relief!
[02:14] ---
    Hey, I have some tea. Do you want
    to have some before heading back home?
[02:21] ---
    Trick or treat!
[02:24] ---
    Who are you?
[02:26] ---
    Do you know him?
[02:27] ---
    Have you forgotten about me?
[02:32] ---
    It's Zombie Hunter Joe!
[02:34] ---
    Do you really don't know him?
[02:37] ---
    Darn zombies, today's the day you...
[02:42] ---
    Today's the day you...
[02:44] ---
    Today's the...
[02:45] ---
    Hey, could you guys
    just come here instead?
[02:48] ---
    Maybe if you tried to come in sideways...
[02:51] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[02:55] ---
    There we go.
[02:58] ---
    You fools!
[02:59] ---
    Today's the day you and your friend
    get exterminated, zombie!
[03:03] ---
    Is this guy really going to do us in?
[03:07] ---
    Well, there's only one thing
    we can do, Zo Zo Zombie.
[03:10] ---
    Run for your life!
[03:11] ---
    Today is the day that you guys die,
    zombie scum.
[03:14] ---
    And since you're already dead,
    you'll just have to die one more time!
[03:17] ---
    TO BE CONTINUED!
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    HOMEWORK'S MY FAVORITE!
[03:29] ---
    Man, I was up all night finishing
    this stupid math homework.
[03:32] ---
    Who knew that math could be such a bore?
[03:36] ---
    Right, I did. I knew that.
[03:43] ---
    What?
[03:44] ---
    What are you sniffing at?
[03:49] ---
    Hey, hang on!
[03:51] ---
    That's my lunch box!
    No touching, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:03] ---
    Cut it out, Zo Zo Zombie, I told you!
[04:08] ---
    Mere donuts are not enough for me!
[04:11] ---
    BACKPACK ZOMBIE
[04:14] ---
    I want to eat that homework of yours!
[04:18] ---
    No! That homework took me all night to do!
[04:23] ---
    More. I want more!
[04:26] ---
    Ba-ba-back, back, backpack!
[04:28] ---
    We've got to stop him, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:30] ---
    We can't let him eat everyone's homework!
[04:35] ---
    Forget about the donuts!
[04:40] ---
    Delicious! I want more!
[04:42] ---
    Homework is delicious! Give me more...
[04:45] ---
    What the heck? I need reinforcements!
[05:03] ---
    What do we do, Zo Zo Zombie?
[05:08] ---
    SPARE HANDS
[05:20] ---
    Backpack Zombies! Feast your eyes on this!
[05:27] ---
    Get him!
[05:38] ---
    SUCKING ORGAN
[05:45] ---
    Darn it! He can't suck up
    all of us! Get him!
[06:04] ---
    Where are you going, you cowards?
[06:12] ---
    Wait a second!
[06:20] ---
    Take it!
[06:22] ---
    I'm out of here!
[06:25] ---
    Now I have to buy a new backpack!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    WRITING A DIARY IS EXCITING!
[06:41] ---
    ZOBINA
[06:58] ---
    Time for special delivery to Zobina!
[07:13] ---
    PRINTING FACTORY
[07:39] ---
    SWIMMING ORGAN
[07:44] ---
    ZOBINA'S HOUSE
[07:50] ---
    Watch out!
[07:58] ---
    Do your best!
[08:12] ---
    You'll never be able to catch up with me.
[08:15] ---
    You're a dimwit, Zo Zo Zombie!
[08:21] ---
    And I was just like, "Whatever..."
[08:24] ---
    And she said, like, totally not whatever!
[08:36] ---
    It looks like we have a winner!
[08:38] ---
    And I told her, "If that's what you think,
    then get lost!"
[08:42] ---
    Hold on, there's somebody at the door.
[08:44] ---
    Bye, Mr. Loser.
[08:49] ---
    What the... What is this doing here?
[08:55] ---
    Oh, my!
[08:57] ---
    These drawings are the nicest thing
    anyone's ever done for me!
[09:02] ---
    Did you bring me this?
[09:05] ---
    Thank you!
[09:06] ---
    I love having books, reading books,
    and drawing on pages.
[09:09] ---
    And probably more than anything else...
[09:12] ---
    I really love eating them!
[09:17] ---
    Thanks for the food!
    But next time you come, bring pizza okay?
[09:20] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[09:32] ---
    Hello?
[09:33] ---
    No, nothing. What's happening?
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    MY BRAIN RAN AWAY!
[10:04] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie? Are you okay?
[10:10] ---
    No more gross than usual.
[10:13] ---
    What?
[10:15] ---
    Here's the problem, man.
[10:16] ---
    Your brain isn't even in here!
[10:18] ---
    It looks like it left a note.
[10:21] ---
    "I've gone out to look for a better body."
[10:24] ---
    We've got to get your brain back!
[10:27] ---
    So in the meantime,
    while we're looking for your brain,
[10:30] ---
    let's put this instead!
[10:33] ---
    This ought to do it!
[10:37] ---
    All right! It works perfectly!
[10:44] ---
    Yummy!
[10:52] ---
    Hey!
[10:54] ---
    Oh, hi, Zo Zo Zombie!
    We're so glad to see you!
[10:57] ---
    Stop joking! We're leaving you
    to find another body!
[11:01] ---
    We won't come back, no matter what you do!
[11:07] ---
    We love toast!
[11:09] ---
    Let's stay here with him after all.
[11:11] ---
    No way! Let's go!
[11:13] ---
    We're leaving to find a body
    that knows how to have some fun!
[11:16] ---
    A body that's not afraid
    to live dangerously!
[11:19] ---
    Prove it! Let's see you do
    something risky!
[11:29] ---
    That's so lame!
[11:30] ---
    You have to do something that
    I deem worthy!
[11:38] ---
    All right!
[11:39] ---
    See if you can make it to the other side
    of the highway in one piece!
[11:48] ---
    Oh, yes, that's the way!
[11:49] ---
    Now maybe we can try
    something more low-key.
[11:52] ---
    Like knitting for example?
[11:54] ---
    Now for something a little more exciting!
[11:57] ---
    Yes! This is the best!
[12:01] ---
    Watch out, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:10] ---
    He's falling!
[12:12] ---
    I can't hold on!
[12:13] ---
    Hang on! All three of us will be
    together forever!
[12:16] ---
    I'm trying!
[12:28] ---
    A FEW DAYS LATER
[12:31] ---
    Being safe all the time's kind of boring.
[12:33] ---
    I almost miss Mr. Left Brain.
[12:40] ---
    I'm back from my world trip!
[12:43] ---
    Yes!
[12:44] ---
    You're back!
[12:45] ---
    Let's do fun stuff again!

E17 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Seventeen
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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    I'M IN TROUBLE WITHOUT HIM!
[00:20] ---
    I've got you now, you zombie freak!
[00:22] ---
    There's no escape for you!
[00:23] ---
    ZOMBIE HUNTER JOE
[00:24] ---
    CHASING ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:34] ---
    Not so fast!
[00:37] ---
    Nice try, but...
[00:46] ---
    WHY ARE WE ALWAYS THE ONES
    WHO HAVE TO SUFFER SUCH A FATE?
[00:49] ---
    I'M DONE WITH THIS.
[01:13] ---
    You can't find your arms
    anywhere around here?
[01:17] ---
    Where would your arms
    even want to go anyway?
[01:21] ---
    I wonder where they are.
[01:42] ---
    WOOD CHIPPER
[01:59] ---
    Poor Zo Zo Zombie.
[02:01] ---
    It looks like they're not coming back.
[02:12] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie says that
    he really misses you and he's sorry!
[02:22] ---
    And he says he won't let you get hurt,
[02:24] ---
    as much...
[02:25] ---
    if you come back!
[02:33] ---
    Hands up!
[02:36] ---
    I got you this time!
[02:39] ---
    I said, hands up!
[02:44] ---
    Fine! If that's what you want then.
[02:47] ---
    Sayonara, zombie freak!
[02:58] ---
    Your angry arms came back to lend a hand!
[03:16] ---
    You know, just in case!
[03:20] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    I PICKED UP A MAGIC WAND!
[03:25] ---
    Go! Throw that stick for Mochi!
[03:32] ---
    You threw it too far, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:36] ---
    TAKOSKI
    REPAIRING SPACESHIP
[03:36] ---
    Fold this lid then...
[03:45] ---
    Now to install...
[03:46] ---
    What? Where did it go?
[03:49] ---
    What the heck is that?
[03:56] ---
    Mochi?
[03:59] ---
    Up there!
[04:03] ---
    But how did you get up there?
[04:06] ---
    Hang on, I know!
[04:07] ---
    That's definitely a magic wand!
[04:11] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
    Try casting a magic spell on me too!
[04:17] ---
    Why didn't it work this time?
[04:36] ---
    Found it!
[04:38] ---
    That transportation beamer is mine
    and I'll be needing it to get home.
[04:42] ---
    Come on, hand it over!
[04:47] ---
    Oh, I see, you beamed
    that boy with it, did you?
[04:50] ---
    Well, let's see where he went.
[04:52] ---
    Tough break.
[04:53] ---
    Beamed into the stratosphere.
[04:57] ---
    I would bring him down if I could,
    but the beamer's a one-way ticket, sorry.
[05:01] ---
    Forget about it and hand that over.
[05:04] ---
    Oh, Zo Zo Zombie,
[05:06] ---
    sometimes in life,
[05:08] ---
    there are
[05:10] ---
    times where you
[05:11] ---
    can't do anything!
[05:14] ---
    Quit it!
[05:19] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! You found me
    and came to the rescue!
[05:23] ---
    Hurry and beam us out,
    we're all about to get splattered!
[05:36] ---
    We're saved...
[05:38] ---
    No way! Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:47] ---
    Now what?
[05:50] ---
    Heaven?
[06:11] ---
    Okay...
[06:13] ---
    I wonder where we are this...
[06:17] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! Hurry up!
    Get us down from here!
[06:22] ---
    Nice job, idiot. You broke the beamer!
[06:24] ---
    Now the only way down is to fall!
[06:26] ---
    No way!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    IT'S A BATTLE OVER THAT!
[06:37] ---
    ISAM
    ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BOY
[06:39] ---
    We're down to our last donut.
[06:41] ---
    I'll go get some more.
[06:43] ---
    Now you guys share that last one
    fair and square, okay?
[06:47] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ISAM'S FRIEND
[06:49] ---
    MOCHI
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S PET
[07:22] ---
    SPINAL JET
[07:39] ---
    ZOOL
    SNOT ZOMBIE
[07:39] ---
    What I wouldn't give for a nice donut
    right about now...
[07:48] ---
    Hey, you two! What the heck are...
[07:53] ---
    Well, well, looky here!
    I'll be taking this!
[08:24] ---
    I'm going to enjoy eating you!
[08:28] ---
    How dare you invade my stinky domain!
[08:37] ---
    SLUDGE ZOMBIE
[08:44] ---
    Leave this place at once!
[09:01] ---
    That's gross.
[09:19] ---
    What? Hey, hold on a second!
[09:21] ---
    How come your donut piece
    is bigger than ours?
[09:31] ---
    Stop right there!
[09:34] ---
    What?
[09:35] ---
    Come back here!
[09:38] ---
    Did I miss something?
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    BEES TOOK MY UNDIES!
[09:47] ---
    Thanks for the raft, Zo Zo Zombie.
[09:49] ---
    Who knew a bunch of zombie intestines
    could make such a good float?
[09:56] ---
    Well, we should probably head home.
[10:04] ---
    Oh, that was great!
[10:07] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, look!
    Aren't those your undies?
[10:13] ---
    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie, where's your swimwear?
[10:18] ---
    That poopy guy Zo Zo Zombie
    is so pathetic, isn't he?
[10:27] ---
    You're not thinking of catching those bees
    and getting your undies back, are you?
[10:42] ---
    I think you should come up
    with another plan.
[10:52] ---
    What's your next plan, Zo Zo Zombie?
[10:58] ---
    I see. Fishing for undies!
[11:05] ---
    I think you hooked them, Zo Zo Zombie!
    Pull them up!
[11:15] ---
    BEE ZOMBIE
    QUITE TROUBLESOME
[11:20] ---
    The bees transformed into a Bee Zombie
    thanks to your dirty zombie undies!
[11:25] ---
    Let's get out of here fast!
[11:27] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:38] ---
    BUG SPRAY
[11:41] ---
    ZOMBIE SPRAY
[12:00] ---
    Oh, man, you should do something
[12:02] ---
    before they sting you to death
    from the inside!
[12:08] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[12:10] ---
    How can you be here
    when you're over there and...
[12:12] ---
    Oh, I get it! You took off your skin!
[12:19] ---
    BATO
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S FRIEND
[12:21] ---
    It's Bato!
[12:33] ---
    You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:36] ---
    Yuck! Put something on, you pervert!
[12:40] ---
    Right on!
[12:48] ---
    -Yuck, that sucks.
    -Yuck, that sucks.

E18 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eighteen
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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    BOXING SHOWDOWN!
[00:20] ---
    BOXING ZOMBIE
[00:22] ---
    Go ahead and finish him off, Boxer Zombie!
[00:24] ---
    Got it.
[00:33] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie,
    you do not want to fight this guy!
[00:41] ---
    It's the Donut Belt!
[00:43] ---
    You really think you can win that for us?
[00:54] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin!
    Boxer Zombie vs. Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:00] ---
    You really think you can beat me?
[01:11] ---
    You just made a huge mistake!
[01:24] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[01:26] ---
    Finish him off, Boxer Zombie!
[01:35] ---
    Hello? Is this 119?
[01:37] ---
    We need an ambulance over here.
[01:44] ---
    And next...
[01:46] ---
    How about we play a little frisbee?
[01:50] ---
    Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie.
    He's just too strong for you.
[01:53] ---
    Winner, Boxer Zombie!
[01:55] ---
    Who's next? Any other challengers?
[02:08] ---
    SAND ZOMBIE
    MAD ABOUT BEING SPAT ON
[02:10] ---
    It's the champion, Boxer Zombie,
    versus Sand Zombie!
[02:14] ---
    How about we just call it...
[02:17] ---
    your win?
[02:21] ---
    True power is born!
[02:27] ---
    What do we have here?
    Zo Zo Zombie is up for another challenge!
[02:30] ---
    You really want that Donut Belt,
    don't you?
[02:34] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie vs. Sand Zombie!
[02:39] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie's powering up?
[02:48] ---
    Look at you, you cute little baby!
[02:51] ---
    Why are you a baby?
[02:53] ---
    Up high!
[02:55] ---
    You're a good boy, aren't you?
[03:01] ---
    You're very drippy though
    and that's bad...
[03:08] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie wins!
[03:10] ---
    You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:13] ---
    But you're not going to
    stay this way, are you?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    I GOT LOST IN A MYSTERIOUS WORLD!
[04:00] ---
    ISAM ZOMBIE?
[04:04] ---
    Oh, hey, Zo Zo Zombie. What are you...
[04:10] ---
    Good morning!
[04:13] ---
    Again?
[04:15] ---
    Isam Zombie, you're always
    getting messed up.
[04:23] ---
    Hey, there, fellas!
[04:25] ---
    Beautiful day for scraping up body parts
    and organs off the road, isn't it?
[04:30] ---
    Man, I love this job!
[04:36] ---
    Hey, stop! Leave those alone!
[04:42] ---
    Hey, I'm just doing my job trying
    to keep the streets spleen-free!
[04:46] ---
    Geez!
[04:55] ---
    Not like this!
[04:58] ---
    Not this either.
[05:03] ---
    That's better.
[05:09] ---
    You want to get back
    to your world, don't you?
[05:11] ---
    Simply go back out through
    the same shining puddle you came in!
[05:18] ---
    It's not around here.
[05:27] ---
    Hi there, Zo Zo Zombie.
[05:29] ---
    We were just heading to a party.
[05:31] ---
    You guys want to tag along?
[05:35] ---
    And then, Zo Zo Zombie, maybe you and I
    could hang out, just the two of us!
[05:39] ---
    What do you say?
[05:42] ---
    You've got to find that shining puddle,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:47] ---
    What's up with them?
[05:55] ---
    The hole is closing!
[06:02] ---
    -Bye-bye.
    -Bye-bye.
[06:19] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[06:21] ---
    Where are your legs?
[06:26] ---
    What are we supposed to do
    with these legs?
[06:27] ---
    Beats me.
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    LET'S SOLVE HIS PROBLEMS!
[06:36] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! Hakonosuke's come over!
[06:41] ---
    I'm a factory box robot,
    and I'm here to help!
[06:44] ---
    Hakonosuke's not only cute
    but super convenient as well!
[06:48] ---
    How about a nice hot cup of tea,
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[06:54] ---
    Well, that's...
[06:56] ---
    Maybe we should play outside!
[07:02] ---
    There you go. Cool, right?
[07:05] ---
    Can you go faster, Hakonosuke?
[07:07] ---
    I'll be more than happy to!
[07:08] ---
    Let's go!
[07:10] ---
    Come on, faster! Faster!
[07:13] ---
    Faster!
[07:15] ---
    Wait a sec! Hakonosuke,
    stop or you'll knock our blocks off!
[07:34] ---
    I need some yarn...
[07:47] ---
    Cool! There's nothing you can't do,
    is there, Hakonosuke?
[07:50] ---
    Oh, well...
[07:52] ---
    And now, how about some lunch?
[07:54] ---
    Donuts! Let's eat!
[08:07] ---
    Watching us eat
    is making Hakonosuke feel left out.
[08:10] ---
    Hakonosuke is a robot after all.
[08:21] ---
    You're giving me a heart?
[08:31] ---
    He turned into a zombie?
[08:36] ---
    Thanks!
[08:39] ---
    Yummy! This is great! Do you have more?
[08:42] ---
    The donut shop is that way, but--
[08:43] ---
    Donut shop!
[08:50] ---
    Hakonosuke, stop doing that!
[08:52] ---
    I won't let you get in my way!
[09:14] ---
    I did something bad.
[09:18] ---
    Goodbye.
[09:25] ---
    Hakonosuke!
[09:29] ---
    Reboot complete.
[09:33] ---
    I'm a factory box robot,
    and I'm here to help!
[09:36] ---
    Have some tea.
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    MISTAKEN FOR A THIEF!
[09:46] ---
    Hey, you're in luck, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:48] ---
    With that, we can eat donuts!
[09:52] ---
    -There he is!
    -Get him!
[09:55] ---
    That must belong to those people...
[09:58] ---
    Drop it, we've got to run!
[10:02] ---
    I guess it's not about the money!
[10:09] ---
    Stop!
[10:11] ---
    Give it back to us!
[10:13] ---
    What are you chasing us for?
[10:15] ---
    -Give it back!
    -Give it back!
[10:24] ---
    Stop chasing us already!
[10:26] ---
    We left the money where it was back there!
[10:37] ---
    What did you do, Zo Zo Zombie?
[10:42] ---
    This just in!
[10:44] ---
    People all over town are mad
     at a certain pie thief!
[10:48] ---
    He has taken all the cherry pies
     across town!
[10:52] ---
    Deprived of their pies, a crazed mob
     has formed and is on the loose!
[10:56] ---
    If you see the perpetrator,
     please exercise caution.
[10:59] ---
    He may steal your pies too.
[11:02] ---
    That thief looks just like you,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:08] ---
    What is it, Zo Zo Zombie?
[11:11] ---
    You know where the perpetrator is?
[11:14] ---
    -There he is!
    -Get him!
[11:15] ---
    Let's hurry up to where he's at
    before we get caught!
[11:22] ---
    Is the perpetrator hiding here?
[11:28] ---
    Found you, you pie robber!
[11:29] ---
    Indeed, I'm the one
    who stole all those pies!
[11:33] ---
    I know that voice! You're Zool!
[11:35] ---
    But why did you put on
    a Zo Zo Zombie disguise?
[11:39] ---
    That's right!
[11:40] ---
    Your fleshy friend was doing his laundry
     so I stole one of his skin suits!
[11:43] ---
    Thanks to you, everyone in town
    thinks the pie thief is Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:48] ---
    Just as planned.
[11:50] ---
    Capture Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:51] ---
    Give us back our pies!
[11:53] ---
    Give our pies back!
[11:56] ---
    A Zo Zo Zombie impostor
    was the one who stole your pies!
[12:00] ---
    Which one's the fake?
    How do we know who's who?
[12:03] ---
    I know just the way to do it!
[12:05] ---
    Let's have a pie speed-eating contest,
    and whoever wins is the real one!
[12:17] ---
    Ready, go!
[12:26] ---
    This glaze is making me snotty!
[12:29] ---
    But I love pie so much,
    I can't stop eating it!
[12:31] ---
    Here's the proof!
[12:33] ---
    He is the impostor and your pie thief!
[12:35] ---
    Yikes!
[12:36] ---
    -There he goes!
    -Get him!
[12:46] ---
    Eating all these pies is going to be
    a lot of trouble.

E19 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Nineteen
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[00:05] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:13] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:17] ---
    I FOUND A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER!
[00:24] ---
    Hey, it's a four-leaf clover!
    We're in luck, Zo Zo Zombie.
[00:28] ---
    If you carry one of these,
    good things happen.
[00:35] ---
    We'll see about that.
[00:37] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[00:44] ---
    And so, I was like, whatever!
[00:49] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! You're really lucky!
[00:51] ---
    It has to be
    because of that four-leaf clover!
[00:55] ---
    Hey, you there!
[00:57] ---
    What you've got there
[00:59] ---
    is my treasured four-leaf clover,
    isn't it?
[01:05] ---
    It's just as I thought!
[01:07] ---
    Give it back this instant!
[01:16] ---
    Oh, no, you dropped it down the sewers.
[01:18] ---
    Oh, you have no idea
    how bad your luck is going to be!
[01:22] ---
    Stop!
[01:33] ---
    You're not going to get away that easily!
[01:38] ---
    Hey, stop running away! Go back that way!
[01:52] ---
    Are you all right, Zo Zo Zombie?
[01:54] ---
    This must be because
    you dropped the four-leaf clover
[01:56] ---
    and now, you're having
    nothing but bad luck!
[02:00] ---
    We've got to find that four-leaf clover
    and get it back to the Rabbit Zombie!
[02:04] ---
    And I mean now!
[02:10] ---
    MOGURUMBA
    ORGAN DRILL
[02:22] ---
    You won't get away!
[02:28] ---
    We have to find it quickly!
[02:32] ---
    There!
[02:33] ---
    The rat has it!
[03:06] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:08] ---
    Hand it over!
[03:11] ---
    All right, so no more bad luck now!
[03:24] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:28] ---
    I HATE HALLOWEEN!
    PART 2
[03:29] ---
    Well, there's only one thing
    we can do, Zo Zo Zombie.
[03:32] ---
    Run for your life!
[03:33] ---
    Today is the day that you guys die,
    zombie scum.
[03:36] ---
    And since you're already dead,
    you'll just have to die one more time!
[03:45] ---
    Stop right there!
[03:47] ---
    -Don't come any closer!
    -Stop right there!
[03:53] ---
    Now I've got you, zombie scum!
[04:00] ---
    Is that a new skill?
[04:04] ---
    Whoa, a poodle!
[04:09] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:10] ---
    Say goodbye!
[04:12] ---
    Trick or treat!
[04:14] ---
    Anyone home?
[04:16] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:20] ---
    What? That's weird, there's nobody here.
[04:23] ---
    I could've sworn I heard somebody.
[04:26] ---
    Hey…
[04:27] ---
    Quiet! They'll hear you!
[04:34] ---
    Someone might be here after all!
[04:36] ---
    Right, there's got to be
    a candy stash here somewhere!
[04:39] ---
    Trick or treat!
[04:46] ---
    Where's the candy?
[04:51] ---
    Where is it?
[04:55] ---
    Gross!
[05:01] ---
    Did you find any candy?
[05:02] ---
    No luck.
[05:04] ---
    Let's give up and go somewhere else.
[05:10] ---
    As soon as they're gone,
    you two better prepare yourselves!
[05:16] ---
    There's somebody here!
[05:19] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:22] ---
    There's definitely someone here!
[05:26] ---
    Hey, you guys, I just heard the house
    down the street is giving away chocolate!
[05:30] ---
    -No way!
    -No way!
[05:31] ---
    You better hurry up
    before they're all gone!
[05:33] ---
    -Chocolate!
    -Chocolate!
[05:35] ---
    You can come out, you guys.
[05:39] ---
    Now you guys won't escape!
[05:41] ---
    Hold on, why are you two
    so scared of trick-or-treaters anyway?
[05:45] ---
    Hey!
[05:48] ---
    Fine, I'll show you.
[05:53] ---
    Whoa, a staircase!
[05:56] ---
    As a trick-or-treater myself,
    I've collected quite a stash of candy,
[05:59] ---
    and I just can't bring myself to share it!
[06:04] ---
    All right, Zo Zo Zombie,
    how much candy do you have?
[06:13] ---
    Amazing!
[06:14] ---
    Not bad…
[06:15] ---
    but check this out!
[06:21] ---
    Oh, my chocolate, it's the mother lode!
[06:25] ---
    No, get out of there!
[06:27] ---
    You're desecrating
    the ultimate candy shrine!
[06:30] ---
    Geez, this is why I hate Halloween.
[06:35] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:38] ---
    A ZOMBIE COVERED IN BANDAGES!
[06:40] ---
    The museum is very big,
    so try not to get lost.
[06:44] ---
    And no touching!
[06:47] ---
    I can't believe we are on a field trip
    to the museum!
[06:51] ---
    Isn't this fun, Zo Zo Zombie?
[07:11] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
    You can't just go touching stuff!
[07:14] ---
    I'll get the teacher to help you,
[07:16] ---
    so stay right here and don't move, okay?
[07:29] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie?
    Hey, where did you go, buddy?
[07:38] ---
    MUMMY ZOMBIE
    SLEEPING SOUNDLY
[07:56] ---
    Hey, where are my wraps? How embarrassing!
[08:00] ---
    Mummy…
[08:15] ---
    There!
[08:28] ---
    Hey, get back here!
[08:35] ---
    Hey, wait!
[08:47] ---
    Wait!
[08:49] ---
    Give me back my wraps!
[08:54] ---
    Oh, no…
[08:55] ---
    Mummy!
[09:09] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie,
    I told you not to move around!
[09:12] ---
    And what did you do to that artifact?
[09:14] ---
    That was priceless!
    You're in big trouble, mister!
[09:18] ---
    Mummy…
[09:27] ---
    I just wanted my wraps back…
[09:30] ---
    Oh, sorry!
[09:32] ---
    We need to go back now!
[09:42] ---
    Again?
[09:45] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:49] ---
    PERFORMING IN A ZOMBIE TV SHOW!
[10:03] ---
    SAMURAI ZOMBIE, BAZOOKA ZOMBIE
[10:05] ---
    Congratulations!
[10:06] ---
    You're now a contestant on Zombie Fighter!
[10:10] ---
    Now then, game…
[10:13] ---
    start!
[10:32] ---
    Hey! It's the main event from here on end!
[10:35] ---
    So then, this is the first challenge! Go!
[10:50] ---
    A bullseye from Bazooka Zombie!
[11:13] ---
    And Samurai Zombie
    wins the first challenge!
[11:15] ---
    Victory!
[11:19] ---
    Hey, let's continue
    with the second challenge!
[11:22] ---
    Start!
[11:39] ---
    What a move by Zo Zo Zombie Zombie!
[11:41] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie wins the second challenge!
[11:48] ---
    And this is the third and final challenge!
[11:51] ---
    Come out, everyone!
[12:13] ---
    -Happy birthday, Zo Zo Zombie!
    -Happy birthday, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:17] ---
    How do you like
    your super special birthday surprise?
[12:23] ---
    What do you mean
    it's not your birthday today?
[12:27] ---
    That's totally my bad then.
[12:29] ---
    Well, it's not so bad, right?
[12:53] ---
    Congratulations, you're now a contestant…

E20 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Twenty
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[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
     an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    SKATEBOARD STAR!
[00:20] ---
    ACE,
    ZO ZO'S HERO
[00:39] ---
    You okay?
[00:41] ---
    I've never seen anybody
    doing headless boarding before.
[00:43] ---
    That's cool!
[00:46] ---
    My name's Ace. And you are?
[00:51] ---
    Nice to meet you, Zo Zo!
[00:55] ---
    You're full of surprises, man.
[00:56] ---
    Want to ride with me?
[01:02] ---
    Of course, dude. I'm talking to you!
[01:17] ---
    Oh, yes! Ace forever!
[01:28] ---
    Hey. That was a rad trick, dude.
[01:36] ---
    Ace nails it! Try and beat that, Zo Zo!
[01:45] ---
    -Isn't his name "Ace"?
    -Guess he's gotten old.
[01:50] ---
    I'll admit, that was funny.
[01:53] ---
    The new kid's got a million rad tricks!
[02:08] ---
    Well, it's not your fault, little dude.
[02:11] ---
    It's just... I guess
    it feels like I've peaked.
[02:29] ---
    Don't worry, little shredder!
    Ace is to the rescue!
[02:52] ---
    -Ace saved that kid!
    -He's a hero!
[02:54] ---
    Ace is the best!
[02:56] ---
    -Ace!
    -Ace!
[02:58] ---
    Thanks for that, Zo Zo.
    You totally saved my rep.
[03:14] ---
    You're that skateboarder that comes apart!
[03:16] ---
    Can you sign my board?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:23] ---
    BATTLE OF THE GARAGEBOTS!
[03:31] ---
    Zo Zo...
[03:32] ---
    I don't think jogging's for me...
[03:40] ---
    That's a good way to get around!
[03:46] ---
    PROFESSOR HONEORI
[03:51] ---
    Hi, anybody home?
[03:55] ---
    Doesn't seem like the prof's here.
[04:00] ---
    Okay, so what's this brilliant
    idea of yours, Zo Zo?
[04:08] ---
    BRAIN BOOST LEVEL 5
    SUPER COMPUTER
[04:20] ---
    Whoa, what?
[04:27] ---
    ZO ZO MECHBOT
[04:29] ---
    You did it! It's just like that baby!
[04:38] ---
    Somebody help!
[04:57] ---
    That was awesome, Zo!
[05:01] ---
    What the?
[05:05] ---
    This is now my laboratory.
[05:08] ---
    I will destroy all who stand in my way.
[05:11] ---
    Zo Zo!
[05:12] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[05:15] ---
    Take that!
[05:24] ---
    And that!
[05:31] ---
    Ouch...
[05:34] ---
    You get off there! I can't see!
[05:41] ---
    Help, Zo Zo!
[05:51] ---
    Will you quit it!
[05:56] ---
    Darn, I can't move!
[05:58] ---
    I won't forget this!
[06:05] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[06:06] ---
    Professor Honeori?
[06:08] ---
    If it wasn't for you two, I'd be toast!
[06:13] ---
    Right, we sure kicked Mister Demon's butt!
[06:19] ---
    Professor, do something!
[06:23] ---
    Once you get that liquid on you,
    there's no removing it.
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    LIVING WITH THAT GUY!
[07:07] ---
    ZOMBIE MAGAZINE
[07:11] ---
    Your shower's still broken, I see.
[07:14] ---
    Finding a new room might be a good idea.
[07:17] ---
    Look at this!
[07:19] ---
    Someone's offering a room!
[07:24] ---
    According to the ad,
    it should be around here...
[07:27] ---
    This must be it.
[07:31] ---
    Hey...
[07:33] ---
    Wait, you're the guys who wanted to rent?
[07:35] ---
    This is my place and
    I won't let the likes of you rent here.
[07:38] ---
    Sure, sure. Show us the room already!
[07:41] ---
    Where are you going?
    I didn't say you could come in!
[07:46] ---
    It's so spacious! Wow! It's beautiful!
[07:49] ---
    Hey, you two!
[07:51] ---
    I didn't know you lived in
    such a large, amazing place!
[07:55] ---
    Oh, well...
[08:02] ---
    Fine, then.
[08:04] ---
    But let's get a few things straight here.
[08:06] ---
    As long as you can keep the place clean,
    I'll let you stay here with me!
[08:18] ---
    Hey, don't touch my stuff!
[08:28] ---
    Hey!
[08:30] ---
    That's mine!
[08:45] ---
    You...
[08:54] ---
    That's disgusting!
[08:56] ---
    Hey, go clean the bathroom!
[09:19] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
[09:20] ---
    You wrecked my house!
[09:26] ---
    He's mine!
[09:28] ---
    I've had it with you!
[09:29] ---
    Get out of here!
[09:34] ---
    There's no place like home, right?
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:43] ---
    I WANT TO DRINK WATER NO MATTER WHAT!
[09:49] ---
    Man, it's so hot,
    I don't care about anything.
[09:53] ---
    I don't even care
    if a goal is right in front of me.
[09:59] ---
    My throat's so dry.
[10:06] ---
    I want some ice-cold water.
[10:08] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie,
    you've got to go find us some water...
[10:21] ---
    WATER FOUNTAIN
[10:33] ---
    FART!
[11:23] ---
    ESOPHAGUS
[11:40] ---
    DOG POOP
[12:22] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie sure is taking his time.
[12:25] ---
    What's taking him so long?
[12:43] ---
    I wonder if Zo Zo Zombie
    found some water somewhere?