# Season 1
# E1 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter One
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9V4WE46/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-one)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
THE CINEMA IS EXCITING!
**[00:18] ---**
Hurry! The movie's already starting!
**[00:21] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
ISAM'S FRIEND
**[00:23] ---**
Tickets, Zo Zo!
**[00:32] ---**
Excuse me, pardon me!
**[00:42] ---**
We made it in time! That's so great!
**[00:49] ---**
Oh, no! I forgot the Choco-donkeys!
**[00:52] ---**
It's just not a movie
without Choco-donkeys! Don't you agree?
**[00:58] ---**
Thanks!
**[01:01] ---**
But you promised!
**[01:08] ---**
We're all sold out!
**[01:11] ---**
Ask him.
**[01:13] ---**
If it's Choco-donkeys you want,
you're going to have to buy them from me!
**[01:22] ---**
What? Not even close.
**[01:28] ---**
You'll need more than that.
**[01:37] ---**
All right. That'll do.
**[01:45] ---**
-Boo-ger!
-Catch you later!
**[01:54] ---**
You get what you pay...
**[02:06] ---**
No Choco-donkeys for you!
**[02:23] ---**
Snot your lucky day, I guess!
**[02:26] ---**
Let's go.
**[02:43] ---**
That stinks!
**[02:48] ---**
What the...
**[02:59] ---**
No way!
**[03:07] ---**
This is snot cool.
**[03:15] ---**
Choco-donkey...
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, wait! They're all snotty!
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
I'VE BEEN GIVEN AN IMPORTANT MISSION!
**[03:27] ---**
*Your attention, please.*
*Classes begin in five minutes.*
**[03:31] ---**
No sweat. Five minutes is plenty of time.
**[03:39] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
ISAM'S FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ZOMBIE!
**[03:45] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, it's an emergency!
**[03:47] ---**
I'm stuck in the bathroom at school,
and there's no toilet paper!
**[03:50] ---**
Plus, it's time for class!
I need you to bring me a roll!
**[04:26] ---**
Buying toilet paper together
is so romantic!
**[04:32] ---**
This crosswalk is closed!
**[04:36] ---**
*All students take your seats*
*and prepare for a pop quiz!*
**[04:45] ---**
You dare touch my cones?
**[05:02] ---**
Now you've done it! Ultrazombo Construct!
**[05:25] ---**
ZOMBIEROBO Z
A GIANT ROBOT
**[05:52] ---**
*Attention, please! A giant robot fight*
*has broken out in the city.*
**[05:55] ---**
Evacuate the school immediately!
**[06:15] ---**
Take that!
**[06:17] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[06:20] ---**
I meant there was plenty of paper
in the next stall!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:33] ---**
IT'S THE SECRET FIGHT CONTEST!
**[06:35] ---**
So I said to him, "What's wrong
with tuna fish shampoo, anyway?"
**[06:39] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
UNDEAD FRIEND
**[06:42] ---**
PANDA ZOMBIE
A ZOMBIE PANDA
**[06:46] ---**
Panda Zombie! What's the matter?
**[06:50] ---**
Oh, you got yourself involved
in some weird underground fighting event?
**[06:54] ---**
And some guy cheated you
out of all your money?
**[06:57] ---**
That's the worst!
**[07:01] ---**
I promised you that we'd get
to the bottom of this, Zombie Panda.
**[07:06] ---**
And I think we're there.
**[07:24] ---**
This isn't a fighting contest.
**[07:27] ---**
It's a farting contest!
**[07:29] ---**
The winner is El Volcano Gasso!
**[07:32] ---**
Now, who will be the next
to challenge the champion?
**[07:36] ---**
Me!
**[07:38] ---**
We'll get your money back, Panda Zombie!
**[07:42] ---**
Round 1!
**[07:53] ---**
Round 1, Zo Zo Zombie is down!
**[07:57] ---**
We've got to prepare you better
for this round, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[07:59] ---**
Here, eat this!
**[08:06] ---**
Round 2!
**[08:28] ---**
Round 2, Zo Zo Zombie is down!
**[08:32] ---**
If only we had a truckload of beans...
**[08:39] ---**
Fart-fueling beans!
**[08:41] ---**
MOCHI
ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S PET
**[08:42] ---**
What?
**[08:43] ---**
Thanks a lot, Mochi!
**[08:47] ---**
I want to wish you good luck
before the final round!
**[08:53] ---**
CEMENT!
**[08:56] ---**
See you!
**[09:09] ---**
Feeling a little plugged up, aren't you?
**[09:26] ---**
The winner is Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:28] ---**
You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:32] ---**
Your butt sure took off though.
I wonder where it went?
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
A MYSTERIOUS BUS HAS ARRIVED!
**[09:48] ---**
Wait!
**[09:49] ---**
ISAM
ELEMENTARY STUDENT WHO SLEPT IN
**[09:51] ---**
Not today! It's Bacon Cake Day!
I can't miss that!
**[09:55] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE FRIEND
**[09:56] ---**
It's the day we celebrate
Nathaniel Bacon-Cake.
**[09:58] ---**
Without him,
Bacon Cakes wouldn't even exist!
**[10:02] ---**
-Bacon Cake!
-It looks tasty!
**[10:05] ---**
I can't believe we missed the bus today!
**[10:22] ---**
That hurts!
**[10:25] ---**
Thanks, Zo Zo...
**[10:27] ---**
Hold up! This is a Bus Zombie!
**[10:33] ---**
You're right, this is a Bus Zombie.
**[10:35] ---**
I've been riding it for months.
**[10:39] ---**
It has a mind of its own,
and I can't get off.
**[10:42] ---**
A Bus Zombie never stops for anyone!
**[10:46] ---**
It just passed the school!
**[10:51] ---**
Right, we'll get back in no time!
**[10:56] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[10:57] ---**
Watch out!
**[11:00] ---**
Look at the front!
**[11:11] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:12] ---**
*In 100 meters, turn right.*
**[11:14] ---**
It has GPS! But where are we going?
**[11:19] ---**
Motor down to Bongo's
House of Pancakes and Oil Change!
**[11:26] ---**
We have a Maple Syrup
and Motor Oil Special!
**[11:30] ---**
The Bus Zombie must want
that Special Set really badly!
**[11:33] ---**
It won't stop until it gets what it wants.
**[11:37] ---**
And I'm definitely going to be
late for school!
**[11:39] ---**
Any ideas?
**[11:43] ---**
That is a crazy plan,
**[11:45] ---**
but it could work!
**[11:48] ---**
Welcome!
**[11:53] ---**
One Special Set. Enjoy your meal!
**[11:55] ---**
Now!
**[12:02] ---**
Yes! We did it!
**[12:14] ---**
Are you okay... What?
**[12:16] ---**
Yikes!
**[12:21] ---**
What? Hey, wait!
**[12:23] ---**
It worked! We made it to school!
**[12:27] ---**
Now, it's time to cut it!
**[12:34] ---**
Run!
**[12:39] ---**
Yes, we made it!
**[12:42] ---**
Yes! Now I'm finally free!
# E2 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Two
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR4PZ3KVY/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-two)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
THE PRETTY FLOWERS HAVE FANGS!
**[00:15] ---**
*Hey, Uncle Zombo!*
*Thanks for letting us spend the night!*
**[00:17] ---**
I'm glad you came, Isam!
**[00:20] ---**
And welcome
to your little zombie friend too,
**[00:23] ---**
whose name I can never remember.
**[00:25] ---**
I know you two will have
an awesome time together here!
**[00:28] ---**
You won't believe your eyeballs!
So much fun stuff!
**[00:32] ---**
Video games! Cooking robots!
Completely non-creepy clowns!
**[00:37] ---**
And a whole lot more other things!
**[00:39] ---**
This'll be awesome!
**[00:41] ---**
All of which you can play with tomorrow!
**[00:44] ---**
But tonight, I need you two
to catch some Flower Zombies.
**[00:48] ---**
Flower Zombies?
**[00:50] ---**
Well, unfortunately,
my house is infested with them.
**[00:54] ---**
They come out in the middle of the night!
**[00:56] ---**
They especially love tuna,
and they devour all my supplies!
**[01:00] ---**
Imagine the horror...
**[01:03] ---**
This tuna trap will lure them out.
**[01:06] ---**
Then you use these to catch them!
Simple, right?
**[01:12] ---**
Just don't get hungry
and eat that tuna yourselves.
**[01:15] ---**
Don't worry, we won't eat the tuna.
We won't let you down!
**[01:23] ---**
We ended up eating all the tuna.
**[01:25] ---**
Uncle Zombo will be furious.
**[01:29] ---**
-Tuna!
-Tuna!
**[01:34] ---**
-Where is the tuna?
-Where is the tuna?
**[01:39] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:40] ---**
Help me!
**[01:47] ---**
Flower Zombies!
**[01:49] ---**
Go back to where you came from
or prepare to be zapped!
**[01:56] ---**
Uncle Zombo's canned tuna stash?
**[02:06] ---**
If we give them all these tuna,
maybe they'll leave us alone!
**[02:12] ---**
No, you're right.
**[02:14] ---**
We're not letting those Flower Zombies
do whatever they want!
**[02:17] ---**
All right, let's fight!
**[02:19] ---**
You're not getting this tuna!
We're settling this right here!
**[02:23] ---**
Is that a Fat Machine Gun?
**[02:32] ---**
Zo Zo, they love eating you
even more than tuna!
**[02:41] ---**
Behold, for it is I,
the King Flower Zombie!
**[02:45] ---**
I shall destroy anyone who dares stand
between me and my tuna!
**[02:50] ---**
No hurt Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:52] ---**
-Let him go!
-Zo Zo Zombie delicious!
**[02:56] ---**
What's this? Why, my fellow Zombies?
**[03:03] ---**
I guess you're just that tasty to them.
**[03:09] ---**
What in the world happened here?
**[03:11] ---**
Well, it's kind of complicated...
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
LET'S BATTLE IN THE GAME WORLD!
**[03:27] ---**
Ultimate Love Punch!
**[03:38] ---**
I win again!
That means it's Victory Butt Dance time!
**[03:44] ---**
Samurai Zombie?
**[03:46] ---**
I'm the player you've been battling!
**[03:49] ---**
And you have shamed me by doing
the Victory Butt Dance over my corpse.
**[03:54] ---**
We all do the Victory Butt Dance!
I've seen you do it!
**[03:57] ---**
Shut up! I challenge you to a duel!
**[04:00] ---**
And if you refuse,
I shall destroy everything in the world
**[04:03] ---**
that you love most!
**[04:09] ---**
*Isam's Backyard!*
**[04:11] ---**
*Samurai Zombie versus Zo Zo Zombie!*
**[04:15] ---**
*Fight!*
**[04:21] ---**
There you are!
**[04:29] ---**
I'm not falling for that trick again!
**[04:32] ---**
Idiot, I won't be fooled twice!
**[04:37] ---**
Skin? He's above?
**[04:41] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:48] ---**
Ultimate Love Punch is charging.
**[04:56] ---**
Get lost!
**[05:03] ---**
Where? Where did he go?
**[05:14] ---**
Okay!
**[05:18] ---**
I'm too quick for...
**[05:24] ---**
Ultimate Love Thump charging complete!
**[05:34] ---**
Eat this! Ultimate Love Punch!
**[05:41] ---**
Ultimate Butt Shield.
**[05:57] ---**
*Zo Zo Zombie wins!*
**[06:01] ---**
You've beaten me.
**[06:02] ---**
It's your right to do
the Victory Butt Dance on me.
**[06:11] ---**
What is this?
**[06:12] ---**
We have a better idea!
Let's play together.
**[06:15] ---**
That's it! Go!
**[06:20] ---**
Now to do the Victory Butt Dance!
**[06:24] ---**
You have brought shame upon me!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:33] ---**
ADVENTURE INSIDE THE TOILET!
**[06:35] ---**
*Uncle Zombo!*
**[06:37] ---**
Thank you for having us over tonight!
**[06:40] ---**
Why, of course, Isam.
**[06:41] ---**
And your undead friend can come over
any time he wants to play card games!
**[06:49] ---**
The toilet's just down the hall,
to the left.
**[06:51] ---**
Oh, by the way...
**[06:54] ---**
don't you dare touch
my Golden Toilet Monkey!
**[06:56] ---**
Do you understand?
**[07:34] ---**
Is this Golden Toilet Monkey mine?
**[07:39] ---**
I was just thinking of eating it.
**[07:45] ---**
No way. I like eating
monkey-shaped things.
**[07:51] ---**
But you can have this back
if you do as I say!
**[08:02] ---**
Your first task is to chop down
the large ratberry tree in the sewers!
**[08:17] ---**
For your second task, you must bring me
Poo Unicorn's sacred Horn of Poo!
**[08:21] ---**
Poo!
**[08:27] ---**
Your final task is to slay
the dreaded Sludge Dragon
**[08:32] ---**
-who guards the--
-Hold up.
**[08:34] ---**
Did that silly Sludge Zombie
send you down here
**[08:38] ---**
to try and steal
my Jeweled Sludge-Buckets?
**[08:41] ---**
And let me guess, he's probably holding
your Golden Toilet Monkey hostage?
**[08:47] ---**
How many times
are you gonna pull this, poopwad?
**[08:49] ---**
I'm so sick of this routine, man!
**[08:52] ---**
He does this all the time!
**[08:55] ---**
You know he only sent you here
so you'd die from my sludge breath, right?
**[09:03] ---**
Impossible!
**[09:14] ---**
Hey, wait! Give it back!
**[09:17] ---**
That's mine!
**[09:24] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, what happened?
**[09:27] ---**
Hey! You better not have ruined
my favorite Golden Toilet Monkey!
**[09:31] ---**
Jeez.
**[09:32] ---**
CHOCOLATE
**[09:38] ---**
Yummy!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
THE CURSED DONUTS!
**[09:55] ---**
The donut truck has finally arrived,
and we're first in line!
**[10:00] ---**
Donuts, here we come!
**[10:08] ---**
My donut truck got carjacked
**[10:10] ---**
by some goth punk zombie kid!
**[10:16] ---**
I'll use these delicious donuts
to summon a Donut Demon,
**[10:20] ---**
and the world will know my name,
Black Zombie!
**[10:25] ---**
Now, to the cemetery!
**[10:26] ---**
But we'll still be back at work
by lunch, right?
**[10:29] ---**
Just drive, Keith!
**[10:31] ---**
We've got to stop those guys somehow!
**[10:34] ---**
GREAT DONUT PLAN
**[10:42] ---**
Bus Zombie!
**[10:49] ---**
"Donut Damnation,"
"Curse of the Donuts..."
**[10:53] ---**
Where's the Donut Demon?
**[10:54] ---**
Bus Zombie!
**[10:55] ---**
No, that's not what we're riding here...
**[10:58] ---**
Wait, what did you say?
**[11:27] ---**
Stop that! Darn you!
**[11:48] ---**
"Donatus Zom Zom Modabus McFoo!"
**[11:51] ---**
Fly, my Black Flame Donuts!
**[11:57] ---**
Now!
**[12:03] ---**
This is bad!
**[12:11] ---**
That's enough!
I don't want to die just from my sins!
**[12:30] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! You got the truck back!
**[12:44] ---**
That's hot!
# E3 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Three
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ058P0Y/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-three)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
BATTLE WITH THE MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!
**[00:15] ---**
Welcome folks,
to the annual Drone and Droner Grand Prix!
**[00:18] ---**
Our racers are fired up and ready to go!
**[00:23] ---**
So prepare to meet our three competitors!
**[00:27] ---**
First up, Kenta, a millionaire!
**[00:31] ---**
Go!
**[00:32] ---**
Next up, we have a total alien, Takoski!
**[00:36] ---**
I'm definitely not an alien.
**[00:38] ---**
And finally, Isam!
**[00:41] ---**
Well, it appears that
Isam has changed his drone.
**[00:46] ---**
What happened?
**[00:48] ---**
I just gave my drone
a washing to clean it,
**[00:50] ---**
but I think I just broke it!
**[00:53] ---**
Oh, you have an idea?
**[01:05] ---**
Thanks, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:10] ---**
Let the final race begin!
**[01:20] ---**
First up is the Slalom course,
**[01:23] ---**
with Kenta's Drone
gracefully taking the lead!
**[01:28] ---**
The race continues with the competitors
entering the Jungle Gym course!
**[01:32] ---**
Takoski's UFO drone is really fast!
**[01:35] ---**
And in the last place, the Zombie Drone,
who's finally arriving at the Jungle Gym!
**[01:39] ---**
The competitors calmly rush through!
**[01:44] ---**
Next is the hard-to-control Slide course!
**[01:49] ---**
The lead drones battle it out
for first place!
**[01:53] ---**
Zombie Drone has finally escaped
the Jungle Gym!
**[01:56] ---**
He has just reached the Slide!
**[01:58] ---**
Looks like Zombie Drone
is having a tough time.
**[02:00] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, you can do this!
**[02:03] ---**
Now the lead drones are moving on
to the Tunnel course!
**[02:08] ---**
So who will emerge at the other end first?
**[02:10] ---**
Get a load of my Pulse Cannon!
**[02:31] ---**
Zombie Drone crashes into the UFO Drone,
bouncing them both high into the sky!
**[02:48] ---**
You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
You won the race!
**[02:51] ---**
No!
**[02:52] ---**
The winner is...
that random kid sitting over there!
**[02:56] ---**
Really?
**[02:57] ---**
-What?
-What kind of ripoff is this?
**[03:00] ---**
You see, according to official race rules,
**[03:02] ---**
zombie drones and alien drones
are not allowed!
**[03:05] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you?
It's not alien!
**[03:07] ---**
Idiot!
**[03:18] ---**
See?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
ZOMBIE HUNTER ATTACK!
**[03:26] ---**
I'm late!
**[03:28] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! Good thing you're here!
**[03:31] ---**
It's a birthday present for my grandma!
**[03:35] ---**
Can you mail it for me?
**[03:39] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
DELIVERY HERO
**[03:51] ---**
How's that, you darn zombie?
**[03:52] ---**
You'll regret the day you decided
to visit the post office
**[03:56] ---**
on the watch of Zombie Hunter Joe!
**[03:58] ---**
Sir, I'm going to have to
call the police now.
**[04:00] ---**
Silence! You dare get in my way?
**[04:11] ---**
I'm going to bag myself a zombie head!
**[04:13] ---**
Where are you?
**[04:29] ---**
Why would a zombie go to the post office
in the first place?
**[04:35] ---**
Hey! Stop!
**[05:01] ---**
Well, I'll bag you at least!
**[05:03] ---**
That hurts!
**[05:13] ---**
Hang on, it came to mail a small package?
**[05:16] ---**
Well...
**[05:23] ---**
Not if I can stop it!
**[05:26] ---**
Now come out with your hands up,
**[05:29] ---**
or the package gets it!
**[05:34] ---**
I said hands up!
**[05:37] ---**
Oh, wait, it was on the package,
wasn't it? It's not here?
**[05:39] ---**
So, where did it go?
**[05:43] ---**
No!
**[06:12] ---**
It's because he just suddenly
fired a bazooka.
**[06:15] ---**
He didn't have to go and blow off
the entire post office facade.
**[06:20] ---**
I wonder what it is...
**[06:28] ---**
Well, look at that!
**[06:29] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:33] ---**
A GREAT ADVENTURE CHASING "THAT"!
**[06:38] ---**
What's wrong with kicking a soccer ball
inside the house anyway?
**[06:42] ---**
It's so fun kicking a ball
inside the house!
**[06:49] ---**
No! Mom's favorite vase!
**[06:58] ---**
Nice, Zo Zo Zombie! You saved us!
**[07:01] ---**
Mom got that vase
from my great-great-great-grandma!
**[07:05] ---**
It's totally irreplaceable!
**[07:12] ---**
Be careful, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[07:19] ---**
Hey!
**[07:22] ---**
Don't break it, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[07:26] ---**
Morning, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[07:27] ---**
Hello!
**[08:01] ---**
Won't you even ask how this happened?
**[08:07] ---**
Construction zone! Stay out!
**[08:10] ---**
Wait! Come back here!
**[09:18] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:20] ---**
Good job! You saved Grandma's vase!
**[09:23] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
A GOURMET DATE WITH THAT GIRL!
**[09:51] ---**
Hey, don't growl at me! It's not my fault
we're late to the Food Truck Festival!
**[09:55] ---**
Like I was going to come here without
my special Lucky Food Truck Underpants!
**[10:00] ---**
But you're right, this long line sucks...
**[10:03] ---**
Hey, isn't that Zobina?
**[10:06] ---**
No way! She's got a VIP Food Truck Pass!
**[10:10] ---**
Thank you, Lucky Food Truck Underpants!
**[10:14] ---**
ZOBINA, ZOMBIE RICH GIRL
AND FOOD TRUCK GODDESS
**[10:15] ---**
It looks so good...
**[10:16] ---**
Hey, Zobina!
**[10:19] ---**
Oh, hey, Isam... and zombie friend
whose name I can't remember.
**[10:25] ---**
Hey, listen up.
**[10:27] ---**
My loser friends and I promised we'd eat
from every single truck!
**[10:30] ---**
But then they all quit on me!
**[10:34] ---**
Just a bunch of wimps if you ask me!
**[10:38] ---**
So why don't you and your friend here
join me instead?
**[10:40] ---**
That sounds...
**[10:41] ---**
Awesome! Let's go!
**[10:45] ---**
How about we start with
the Waffle-Pork Truck?
**[10:48] ---**
This is...
**[10:49] ---**
Are these waffles made out of pork?
**[10:51] ---**
Or pork made out of waffles?
**[10:55] ---**
Taco Sandwich Truck!
**[10:57] ---**
They put tacos inside the sandwiches?
**[11:01] ---**
Chili Pepper Cream Puffs!
**[11:06] ---**
Deep-Fried Goat Legs!
**[11:14] ---**
I feel sick too but we can't quit,
or she'll think we're a couple of wimps!
**[11:25] ---**
We're still not done! Let's go!
**[11:28] ---**
Pizza Bubble Tea!
**[11:32] ---**
Electric Burgers!
**[11:35] ---**
Tuna Brownies!
**[11:37] ---**
Ramen Pool!
**[11:40] ---**
Even the Food Trucks are edible!
**[11:44] ---**
That's just wrong.
**[11:48] ---**
Stop!
**[11:49] ---**
We can't eat anything more than this!
**[11:52] ---**
How can you eat so much?
**[11:54] ---**
Do you have a monster
in your stomach or something?
**[11:57] ---**
How did you know that?
**[11:59] ---**
I do have a monster in my stomach,
and I can't control it.
**[12:05] ---**
A monster?
**[12:08] ---**
A monster!
**[12:10] ---**
I am Gastru the Stomach Monster,
Consumer of Worlds!
**[12:14] ---**
And I hunger!
**[12:16] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, do something fast!
**[12:23] ---**
I HEAR THE CALL AND OBEY
**[12:35] ---**
My stomach's full! I can't eat anymore!
**[12:44] ---**
What? You're hungry again?
**[12:48] ---**
Leave it to me!
# E4 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Four
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P53MKY/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-four)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
ENCOUNTERED THE MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!
**[00:23] ---**
Just me, working on my car here.
**[00:24] ---**
Just repairing a normal car.
**[00:25] ---**
TAKOSHI
AN ALIEN
**[00:26] ---**
I'm not an alien!
**[00:30] ---**
What's next? Right, these...
**[00:50] ---**
So tell me what's wrong.
**[00:53] ---**
It's my friend's eyes, Doctor.
I think there's something wrong with them.
**[01:00] ---**
Probably just a strain
of Beast Eyeball Syndrome.
**[01:03] ---**
Let's take a look.
**[01:07] ---**
That ought to do it.
Now to test my new headlights.
**[01:19] ---**
Or maybe Hot Eyeball Syndrome.
I've seen worse.
**[01:28] ---**
No response at all?
**[01:30] ---**
How about this?
**[01:37] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, quick! Cover your eyes!
**[01:42] ---**
Maybe it's Laser Eyeball Syndrome.
**[02:03] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:06] ---**
Get those eyeballs out of your head!
**[02:33] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:36] ---**
What? Where did it go?
**[02:42] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:52] ---**
I guess I can write you a prescription
for some eye drops that should help.
**[02:57] ---**
There you are!
**[03:01] ---**
Hey, pal, those things are mine!
**[03:15] ---**
Hey, that's hot! Stop!
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
A BUILDING FULL OF TRAPS!
**[03:24] ---**
Hey, Uncle, are you here?
**[03:27] ---**
It's my birthday
so I'm here with Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:32] ---**
*Welcome, Isam! And your undead friend too!*
**[03:35] ---**
*Your birthday present is all wrapped up*
*and ready for you*
**[03:38] ---**
*on the other side*
*of a series of deadly traps!*
**[03:41] ---**
What? Why?
**[03:42] ---**
*Everyone needs to earn their presents*
*by themselves, right?*
**[03:47] ---**
No, they don't!
That's why they're called presents!
**[03:51] ---**
Oh, man.
**[03:54] ---**
What? Something's up, you say?
**[04:03] ---**
Thanks, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[04:10] ---**
Let's take a break for now.
**[04:18] ---**
Who puts a wood chipper
inside a living room sofa?
**[04:24] ---**
And who puts a treadmill
on the floorboards?
**[04:36] ---**
I think we're safe.
**[04:39] ---**
What's the matter now, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[04:43] ---**
What should we do?
**[04:45] ---**
You've got an idea?
**[04:59] ---**
It actually worked!
**[05:13] ---**
No present is worth all of this!
**[05:18] ---**
My present!
**[05:20] ---**
*Congratulations, Isam!*
**[05:22] ---**
Now I can turn off the traps and we'll...
**[05:26] ---**
*This is bad.*
*I broke the lava control system!*
**[05:29] ---**
*Sorry about that, Isam!*
**[05:32] ---**
*I suggest you make it to the column*
*as fast as possible!*
**[05:38] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:44] ---**
Thanks. But this is gross...
**[05:49] ---**
At last!
**[05:51] ---**
Uncle, the lava is rising!
**[05:54] ---**
*Isam!*
**[05:56] ---**
*If you can hit that button over there,*
*the lava will stop!*
**[05:59] ---**
Okay, but how are we supposed to do that?
**[06:09] ---**
*Good for you, Isam!*
*And your undead friend as well.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Go ahead, open it up!*
**[06:18] ---**
All right! A brand new pair of...
**[06:21] ---**
plain socks?
**[06:22] ---**
*Oh, no, they're no ordinary socks!*
*They're rocket socks!*
**[06:26] ---**
It was totally worth it!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
THE SHOPPING MALL IS FUN!
**[06:34] ---**
SHOPPING MALL
**[06:42] ---**
ISAM
LOOKING FOR PARKING SPACE
**[06:43] ---**
There are no parking spaces left
anywhere today!
**[06:46] ---**
What are we going to do?
**[06:48] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
NOT USUALLY ON A BIKE
**[06:52] ---**
It's empty! All right!
**[07:00] ---**
How dare you!
You have brought shame upon me!
**[07:03] ---**
SAMURAI ZOMBIE
EASILY OFFENDED
**[07:04] ---**
Oh, Samurai Zombie.
**[07:06] ---**
You have dishonorably parked
a mere bicycle in a motorcycle space!
**[07:10] ---**
Because of you, my proud motorcycle
now sits illegally parked, in a fire lane!
**[07:16] ---**
*It draws harsh looks of contempt*
*from all who pass by!*
**[07:20] ---**
You two are dead!
**[07:38] ---**
What the...
**[07:40] ---**
Stale churros for sale...
**[07:45] ---**
Stale churros for sale...
**[07:47] ---**
STALE CHURROS
**[07:54] ---**
Hey, it may be stale,
but you still have to pay for it!
**[08:00] ---**
Thanks! Come again!
**[08:05] ---**
CINNAMON SUGAR
**[08:09] ---**
Darn you! Sweet cinnamon eyes!
**[08:16] ---**
EXTRA-SPICY FRIED CHICKEN
**[08:28] ---**
BUBBLE TEA
**[08:48] ---**
Now, attack!
**[08:51] ---**
Take this!
**[08:53] ---**
What's the matter, samurai?
Is running all you do?
**[09:00] ---**
How about that?
**[09:04] ---**
That's her, Officers!
**[09:09] ---**
Lady, we've been informed that
your motorcycle's parked in the fire lane.
**[09:12] ---**
Is that true?
**[09:15] ---**
Well, yes.
**[09:18] ---**
Right, I'm going to have to
write you a ticket.
**[09:22] ---**
No!
**[09:31] ---**
I guess you don't need
to keep the ticket anymore.
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
I ATTACKED A GIANT WHAT?
**[09:47] ---**
Morning, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:51] ---**
So what did you mean
you need help with your laundry...
**[09:54] ---**
What is that smell?
**[09:56] ---**
That's horrible!
That stink is melting the wallpaper!
**[09:59] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! I'll help you.
Let's wash them!
**[10:10] ---**
You waited too long to wash them.
They've already mutated!
**[10:13] ---**
There's only one thing
we can do with them now.
**[10:20] ---**
I know it's sad.
**[10:22] ---**
But it's better this way, trust me.
**[10:30] ---**
FERTILIZER
MAKES THINGS GROW!
**[10:57] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, turn on your TV!
**[10:58] ---**
It's your socks!
**[11:00] ---**
*We have to do something*
*before the city is destroyed!*
**[11:18] ---**
Z!
**[12:00] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! This place is ready!
**[12:14] ---**
Begin Operation Sock-Soak!
**[12:19] ---**
DETERGENT FACTORY
**[12:40] ---**
The operation's a success!
**[12:46] ---**
You can't let your dirty laundry pile up!
# E5 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Five
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG538MPR/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-five)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
CAMPING WITH THE ZOMBIE HUNTER!
**[00:16] ---**
We have the best campsite ever!
**[00:22] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
BEST TENT EVER
**[00:24] ---**
Man, I sure hope
that wasn't your butt skin.
**[00:27] ---**
Hey, wait. What happened to Panda Zombie?
**[00:34] ---**
What's that?
You were attacked by a hunter?
**[00:38] ---**
I hate all zombies!
**[00:40] ---**
And I won't stop until I've taken out
every last one of them!
**[00:42] ---**
How about you just chill
and roast weenies with us instead?
**[00:46] ---**
Or how about I roast you?
**[00:51] ---**
Oh, he'll eventually chill out
and roast weenies with us.
**[00:55] ---**
Here, zombie...
**[00:57] ---**
Where are you, zombies?
**[01:10] ---**
You look delicious!
**[01:12] ---**
Yes!
**[01:49] ---**
You like that?
**[02:04] ---**
There you are!
**[02:21] ---**
I caught you, non-zombie zombie pal!
**[02:24] ---**
We're getting out of these woods,
and you'd better clear out too.
**[02:27] ---**
This forest is home
to a huge butt monster!
**[02:32] ---**
It's a creature three meters wide
and three meters tall!
**[02:36] ---**
You'd better have a whole armory with you!
**[02:45] ---**
Take this, butt monster!
**[03:18] ---**
Yum!
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
MY STOMACH'S GONE!
**[03:31] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[03:34] ---**
Mochi, how long does it take
to make banana hot dogs anyway?
**[03:38] ---**
We've been waiting here forever!
**[03:40] ---**
ISAM
LOVES BANANA HOT DOGS
**[03:43] ---**
And I think Zo Zo Zombie's stomach
is starting to get hungry.
**[03:47] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S STOMACH
I'M HUNGRY!
**[04:00] ---**
Oh, no! We've got a runaway stomach!
**[04:19] ---**
It's a freaking stomach!
**[04:26] ---**
That stomach just ate
every last banana in the shop!
**[04:33] ---**
Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here...
**[04:37] ---**
This is such a pain...
**[04:37] ---**
Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs...
**[04:43] ---**
There it is!
**[04:46] ---**
Its weakness is food.
**[04:47] ---**
Fire the muffins!
**[04:49] ---**
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
**[05:05] ---**
*The stomach is climbing that building*
*with the donuts!*
**[05:12] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[05:16] ---**
This is just totally weird.
**[05:30] ---**
A stomach?
**[05:48] ---**
Like I said, this is just totally weird.
**[05:58] ---**
Want one?
**[06:02] ---**
Well, then...
**[06:18] ---**
Pretty tasty, Zo Zo Zombie,
don't you think?
**[06:26] ---**
Man, this is just totally weird.
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
SURFING IS FUN!
**[06:40] ---**
-Pay up.
-Okay!
**[06:44] ---**
No money, no board!
**[06:49] ---**
I had a dream, a dream to surf
the biggest, craziest wave
**[06:52] ---**
before summer ended.
**[06:56] ---**
And in just ten more minutes,
that dream will end.
**[07:00] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
A GOOD FRIEND
**[07:02] ---**
That'll never work.
**[07:08] ---**
Are you sure this is going to work?
**[07:32] ---**
This is bad!
**[07:40] ---**
Yikes!
**[07:41] ---**
Panda Zombie!
**[07:49] ---**
Save us!
**[08:09] ---**
That hurts...
**[08:14] ---**
Now I've got a big bump thanks to you!
**[08:21] ---**
You'll pay for that!
**[08:29] ---**
I'm going to get you!
**[08:32] ---**
SWIMMING ORGANS
**[08:42] ---**
A big one's coming!
**[08:45] ---**
A big one?
**[08:47] ---**
A big wave!
**[08:49] ---**
What the... Hold on!
**[08:52] ---**
What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
That wave is bad news!
**[08:55] ---**
Remember that dream I had
about surfing a giant wave?
**[08:57] ---**
Well, I have a new dream now.
Not being crushed by a giant wave!
**[09:04] ---**
Hey, we're actually riding the big wave?
**[09:08] ---**
What?
**[09:17] ---**
I can't move...
**[09:21] ---**
That was the best summer ever!
**[09:29] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[09:34] ---**
No photos, please!
**[09:36] ---**
Where are my swimming trunks?
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
LAUNDRY IS A HAZARD!
**[09:54] ---**
Hello!
**[09:56] ---**
Hello, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:58] ---**
Mom's making shish kebabs right now.
**[10:02] ---**
If you want some, you should come over!
**[10:08] ---**
*But Mom has one rule about dinner,*
*and this is important.*
**[10:10] ---**
*You have to be dressed nicely!*
**[10:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
GOT DIRTY
**[10:39] ---**
Darn you!
**[10:42] ---**
You soiled my laundry!
**[10:45] ---**
What are you going to do about this?
**[10:48] ---**
Your apologies are less than worthless!
**[10:52] ---**
I will put my reputation on the line
**[10:55] ---**
and settle this in a battle with you!
**[11:04] ---**
What are you doing? Come at me!
**[11:08] ---**
Hurry up!
**[11:09] ---**
Seriously...
**[11:14] ---**
Are you done?
**[11:18] ---**
Bring it!
**[11:42] ---**
Curse you...
**[11:47] ---**
Stop!
**[11:51] ---**
No sword-fighting in the laundromat!
**[11:54] ---**
So cut it out, or I'm calling the cops!
**[11:56] ---**
Yes, our apologies, Mr. Laundromat Owner.
**[11:59] ---**
Honestly...
**[12:06] ---**
Stop!
**[12:09] ---**
Geez, what do you think you two are doing?
**[12:13] ---**
Everyone's been posting videos
of your stupid fight on Fightstagram!
**[12:17] ---**
It's embarrassing! Just stop it!
**[12:19] ---**
Sincere apologies, Mr. Shorty.
**[12:21] ---**
Seriously.
**[12:23] ---**
How about you two
**[12:24] ---**
just make up and then come together
for dinner tonight?
**[12:28] ---**
How about it?
**[12:33] ---**
Here it is! My famous shish kebabs!
**[12:47] ---**
What the heck is this?
# E6 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Six
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREXN8D9Y/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-six)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
A DODGEBALL SHOWDOWN
**[00:15] ---**
So I said to him,
**[00:17] ---**
"What's wrong with a pizza bathing suit?"
**[00:24] ---**
Hey, what's the matter?
**[00:25] ---**
Why are you guys out here
when it's dodgeball time?
**[00:27] ---**
About that...
**[00:29] ---**
A Snot Zombie just appeared
and bullied everyone.
**[00:33] ---**
So who's my next opponent?
**[00:35] ---**
Who's got two thumbs and a dodgeball?
Not you and not you!
**[00:40] ---**
It's me, Zool!
**[00:44] ---**
Well, what do you know?
If it isn't Dumb Kid and Dumber Zombie?
**[00:47] ---**
It's Isam and Zo Zo Zombie!
**[00:49] ---**
Whatever.
**[00:50] ---**
Stop bullying these little kids!
**[00:53] ---**
If not them,
then who am I supposed to bully?
**[00:55] ---**
We'll be your opponents!
**[00:58] ---**
Team Zo Zo Zombie vs Team Snot!
**[01:04] ---**
Let the games begin!
**[01:06] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, the ball!
**[01:11] ---**
This isn't the ball! It's snot!
**[01:13] ---**
Do you guys have another ball?
**[01:16] ---**
I didn't think so.
**[01:16] ---**
Well then, let's go!
**[01:21] ---**
I don't want to get sick!
**[01:23] ---**
I don't blame him.
**[01:39] ---**
I'm out of here!
**[01:46] ---**
You caught it!
**[01:47] ---**
The snot, I mean.
**[01:51] ---**
How's that for a catch?
**[01:53] ---**
You can't just make a ball
out of your own snot. That's unfair!
**[01:57] ---**
I don't see anything about that
in the rule book.
**[01:59] ---**
That's not a rule book!
**[02:02] ---**
It's a comic book! I have that one!
**[02:05] ---**
That one's really interesting!
**[02:07] ---**
Shut up!
**[02:13] ---**
All right, you caught it!
**[02:15] ---**
With this, you're out!
**[02:19] ---**
-Which one of us is out?
-Which one of us is out?
**[02:23] ---**
Yuck!
**[02:25] ---**
-Now you're out, pal! I'm the best!
-Now you're out, pal! I'm the best!
**[02:35] ---**
That knocks out both of you!
**[02:41] ---**
-Which of us, you losers?
-Which of us, you losers?
**[02:52] ---**
Get them, Mini Zo Zo Zombies!
**[03:03] ---**
Go, Zo Zo Zombie! You can do it!
**[03:05] ---**
1 HOUR LATER
**[03:12] ---**
What has 20,000 fingers and
is getting washed down the gutter?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
GOING OUT TO BUY COLD MEDICINE!
**[03:25] ---**
I offer to thee
**[03:27] ---**
a great sacrifice!
**[03:30] ---**
With this, I shall open a portal
to the Realm of Darkness.
**[03:36] ---**
You can't perform dark rituals
inside the shop premises.
**[03:39] ---**
How many times do I need to tell you,
Black Zombie?
**[03:41] ---**
As punishment, you get to stay late
and close up the pharmacy!
**[03:45] ---**
Keith, you're free to go home now.
**[03:47] ---**
Sorry!
**[03:49] ---**
I must have my sacrifice! I must open
a portal to the Realm of Darkness!
**[03:55] ---**
That hurts!
**[03:58] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie.
**[03:59] ---**
Make sure you get the cold medicine
in an orange box.
**[04:03] ---**
The green one tastes
like a wet dog's butt.
**[04:07] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
HATES WET BUTTS
**[04:14] ---**
Someone I can sacrifice!
**[04:17] ---**
First, I shall befuddle his mind!
**[04:24] ---**
Dark Flame!
**[04:35] ---**
BONE!
**[04:43] ---**
Why, you!
**[04:44] ---**
But let's see you escape the cursed
Aisle Of Old People's Medical Stuff!
**[04:54] ---**
My precious sacrifice.
**[04:56] ---**
Taste the vengeance of my dark crutches!
**[05:13] ---**
I will surely sacrifice you!
**[05:19] ---**
Will that be all?
**[05:21] ---**
Do you have a membership card with us?
**[05:24] ---**
Do you have any coupons today?
**[05:26] ---**
Do you need a bag?
Care to fill out a short survey?
**[05:31] ---**
Then perhaps you'd like
**[05:34] ---**
to fight a golem made of sugar-free gum?
**[05:44] ---**
I offer to thee
**[05:46] ---**
a great sacrifice!
**[05:50] ---**
Oh, good, you're awake.
**[05:51] ---**
You can watch me open the portal
to the Realm of Darkness!
**[05:56] ---**
I offer to thee a great sacrifice...
**[05:58] ---**
Wait, I forget what's next...
**[06:02] ---**
Oh, great dark one...
**[06:03] ---**
Hear my call?
**[06:08] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[06:09] ---**
Pam Po Pe Pi!
**[06:13] ---**
What is this?
**[06:14] ---**
The dimension of wet dog butts?
**[06:19] ---**
*Zo Zo Zombie, where's that cold medicine?*
**[06:23] ---**
Here, just take it.
Please make sure to read
**[06:28] ---**
the instructions inside.
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
TAKING MOCHI FOR A STROLL!
**[06:48] ---**
There you go!
**[07:03] ---**
Listen! Don't you know this park
has a strictly-enforced leash law?
**[07:06] ---**
See that?
**[07:27] ---**
Hey! Where's your leash?
**[07:34] ---**
Darn it!
**[07:48] ---**
Watch it!
**[07:50] ---**
Hold it!
**[07:53] ---**
SUCKY ORGAN
VACUUM CLEANER-LIKE GUTS
**[08:03] ---**
Where's your leash?
**[08:09] ---**
Move it!
**[08:27] ---**
Where's your leash?
**[09:18] ---**
That's not a proper leash!
**[09:21] ---**
I ought to have you two hauled away!
**[09:25] ---**
Hey!
**[09:28] ---**
This guy
**[09:29] ---**
is freaking adorable!
**[09:31] ---**
Let's forget about that old leash law
and go get some ice cream!
**[09:37] ---**
Yahoo!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
A ZOMBIE WHO SUCKS AT CLEANING!
**[09:45] ---**
So I said to him...
**[09:48] ---**
"Why can't a spider-monkey perform
brain surgery on a math teacher?"
**[09:52] ---**
You know?
**[09:53] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:55] ---**
When was the last time
you cleaned up here?
**[09:58] ---**
Your place looks like a garbage dump.
**[10:00] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
A ZOMBIE WHO CAN'T TIDY UP
**[10:02] ---**
And you've got that
fancy-pants party here tonight!
**[10:06] ---**
Those are some fancy pants
you're wearing, Handsome!
**[10:11] ---**
What are you ordering?
**[10:16] ---**
Oh, I get it! You ordered something
from Zombazon.com to help us!
**[10:22] ---**
It moved!
**[10:33] ---**
Wow, I didn't think
such a tiny vacuum robot
**[10:36] ---**
could clean a room as dirty as this.
**[10:39] ---**
This place will be clean in no time!
**[10:45] ---**
Is that normal?
**[10:50] ---**
This is bad!
You ordered a zombie vacuum robot!
**[10:53] ---**
A zombie... We can't do anything
about it, I guess.
**[10:59] ---**
Hey, it's okay. It's just that
it's not a cool zombie like you!
**[11:03] ---**
Anyway, I'll call tech support
and find out what to do.
**[11:05] ---**
In the meantime,
you go ahead and turn it off.
**[11:10] ---**
*Press 1 for monster lawnmowers.*
*Press 2 for were-mops.*
**[11:16] ---**
Hi, yes, we have a zombie vacuum robot
that's eating everything here.
**[11:21] ---**
Oh, you need the model number?
**[11:24] ---**
Yes, that's right.
**[11:26] ---**
Hey, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:28] ---**
They say it'll keep on eating
until its hunger is satisfied.
**[11:34] ---**
What does it need to eat to be satisfied?
**[11:43] ---**
WASABI
IT'S HOT!
**[11:52] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[11:54] ---**
Okay, thanks.
**[11:56] ---**
They said it won't stop until
it has satisfied its craving for brains.
**[12:08] ---**
Maybe it only likes
a certain flavor of brains.
**[12:11] ---**
Do you have anything else there?
**[12:13] ---**
Hamburger brains?
**[12:17] ---**
Ice cream cone brains?
**[12:19] ---**
Bacon brains?
**[12:21] ---**
Sushi brains?
**[12:22] ---**
Fried chicken brains?
**[12:25] ---**
No way, tofu brains?
**[12:34] ---**
I guess we got
a vegetarian zombie vacuum robot!
**[12:40] ---**
-Hi!
-We're here!
**[12:43] ---**
Welcome.
**[12:47] ---**
I love what you've done with the place.
# E7 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Seven
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G69V4WQWY/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-seven)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
A DARK RITUAL IS DANGEROUS!
**[00:20] ---**
I can't believe you beat my best time!
This is impossible!
**[00:26] ---**
My drone!
**[00:28] ---**
Your drone has disrupted my ritual
of darkness!
**[00:32] ---**
-Okay. Can we have it back now?
-Never!
**[00:36] ---**
Well, only if you pledge undying loyalty
and become my dark assistants!
**[00:41] ---**
What happened to your friend Keith?
**[00:44] ---**
Keith is busy.
**[00:47] ---**
*Keith, you're late!*
**[00:48] ---**
Sorry, I'm really busy.
**[00:51] ---**
Plus, I'm not feeling well.
**[00:53] ---**
Oh, and also, this isn't actually Keith.
**[00:58] ---**
By the void of Balk,
brandish the Chalice of Darkness.
**[01:03] ---**
Now fill the Chalice
with the ingredients of doom!
**[01:07] ---**
Hey, next page.
**[01:11] ---**
Two sticks of butter and one cup of sugar!
**[01:15] ---**
And four cups of pie crust mix!
**[01:18] ---**
Give me the ingredients,
my dark assistant!
**[01:21] ---**
REFRIGERATOR ORGAN
**[01:24] ---**
That sounds like
a pie recipe or something.
**[01:27] ---**
You dare doubt my evil motives?
**[01:29] ---**
This ancient spell was handed down to me
by my older brother and fellow sorcerer,
**[01:33] ---**
Dark Chet, who would never betray me!
**[01:41] ---**
And next, we add four cups of dog poop!
**[01:45] ---**
No way!
**[01:48] ---**
Two cups, then.
**[01:50] ---**
How about one cup?
**[01:54] ---**
How about we use poop emojis instead?
**[02:01] ---**
Then, bake at four hundred degrees!
**[02:10] ---**
And now, I shall unleash...
**[02:14] ---**
a pie?
**[02:15] ---**
Dude, haven't you figured out by now
that your brother totally tricked you!
**[02:20] ---**
Anyway, we're out of here.
**[02:29] ---**
I am Poopcifer!
**[02:33] ---**
I am here to destroy this world!
**[02:35] ---**
By the way, Chet totally tricked you.
**[02:39] ---**
Prepare for the poop!
**[02:46] ---**
Out of the way!
**[02:49] ---**
Use the toilets, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:55] ---**
Don't flush me down the toilet! No!
**[03:06] ---**
Hold on a second!
**[03:08] ---**
Did you actually just flush poop emojis
in toilet emojis? Did you?
**[03:14] ---**
I cannot believe this.
You guys are way too weird for me.
**[03:17] ---**
Hey, are you going to eat that pie?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
PANIC AT THE ZOO!
**[03:31] ---**
Don't feel so bad Panda Zombie.
**[03:33] ---**
I know you're locked out, but we can still
get you home in time for Bamboo Smoothies!
**[03:38] ---**
You're right, it is kind of his fault.
**[03:40] ---**
*We would've been back hours ago*
**[03:42] ---**
*if you hadn't stayed*
*to sign so many autographs for your fans.*
**[03:47] ---**
Sure, you're a big zoo star and all,
**[03:49] ---**
but seriously,
you still have to watch the clock.
**[03:54] ---**
Is that a lock-picking set?
**[03:57] ---**
We have two minutes until they start
serving Bamboo Smoothies!
**[04:03] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:06] ---**
"Warning, this parking lot is guarded by
an angry Shark Zombie patrol."
**[04:13] ---**
Hurry up and pick the lock, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:17] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, you!
**[04:20] ---**
Do something!
**[04:21] ---**
Halt!
**[04:34] ---**
The report says there were intruders
in the parking lot,
**[04:37] ---**
but there's no one down there.
**[04:39] ---**
We better take a look inside.
**[04:43] ---**
We should probably check out the lion pen.
**[04:54] ---**
Save us!
**[04:59] ---**
It doesn't look like anyone is there.
**[05:00] ---**
How about the monkey pen?
**[05:11] ---**
Monkeys are freaking scary!
**[05:12] ---**
Nothing at all.
Let's check out the deadly snake pit.
**[05:19] ---**
How about the porcupine and cactus area?
**[05:24] ---**
The stuffed animal shops?
**[05:29] ---**
There's only one exhibit
we haven't checked.
**[05:32] ---**
The fiery volcano pit built
for the Lava Sloth?
**[06:09] ---**
Who's there?
**[06:13] ---**
Hey, you made it home, Panda Zombie!
**[06:16] ---**
And you barely made it
for the Bamboo Smoothies.
**[06:28] ---**
-Delicious!
-Delicious!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
THE BATHROOM SHOWDOWN!
**[06:38] ---**
All done!
**[06:41] ---**
Best paint job ever!
**[06:48] ---**
We should get this cleaned up
before Mom gets home.
**[06:51] ---**
I'll get some wet wipes.
**[06:58] ---**
All done!
**[07:01] ---**
Oh, no! Now the drain's clogged!
**[07:06] ---**
Oh, right! A plunger is just what we need!
**[07:09] ---**
Here goes!
**[07:15] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S HAIR
IT'S ALIVE!
**[07:25] ---**
You're saying the clog has turned
into a junk zombie now?
**[07:28] ---**
So this is...
**[07:29] ---**
*ATTACK OF THE JUNK ZOMBIE*
**[07:30] ---**
*Attack of the Junk Zombie*?
**[07:33] ---**
My bad.
**[07:35] ---**
That's kind of offensive to zombies.
**[07:38] ---**
*Zo Zo Zombie vs The Junk Monster*!
**[07:41] ---**
So this movie's all about you now?
**[07:44] ---**
*ZO ZO ZOMBIE VS THE JUNK MONSTER*
**[07:45] ---**
I'm just saying. I'm here too, you know.
**[07:50] ---**
The junk zombie has started moving!
**[07:54] ---**
1\pos(314,282)}RUNAWAY JUNK ZOMBIES*
**[07:56] ---**
*Runaway Junk Zombies*?
**[07:58] ---**
It sounds like a movie
that grandmas would watch.
**[08:04] ---**
The junk zombie is starting
to spread everywhere!
**[08:06] ---**
If we don't stop it somehow,
it'll take over the entire world!
**[08:10] ---**
*Infinity Junk War*!
**[08:13] ---**
I'm so over the superhero thing.
**[08:25] ---**
We're doomed.
**[08:29] ---**
You're right,
we've been thinking about this all wrong!
**[08:32] ---**
Life isn't like a movie!
**[08:33] ---**
It's more like a video game!
**[09:01] ---**
He looks scared.
**[09:05] ---**
Hey! I was wrong. Life isn't a video game!
And it's not a movie either!
**[09:08] ---**
What we need here is just a bedtime story!
**[09:14] ---**
*Happy Little Junky.*
**[09:28] ---**
And so, the little clog returned
to its home in the sewers
**[09:33] ---**
and lived happily ever after!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
SHOPPING AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE!
**[09:56] ---**
Geez! What the heck?
**[10:02] ---**
Hey, listen!
**[10:03] ---**
I wanted this purse, but guess what
the clerk said when I tried to buy it?
**[10:11] ---**
She didn't say, "Giant manatees
are taking over the world!"
**[10:13] ---**
That's just weird.
**[10:15] ---**
She didn't say anything!
She ignored me like I wasn't even there!
**[10:18] ---**
Like I'm not cool enough
to shop in this store!
**[10:22] ---**
She's so mean!
**[10:26] ---**
It was a pleasure taking your money.
**[10:29] ---**
Next customer.
**[10:33] ---**
Anyone?
**[10:43] ---**
You're obviously not cool enough
to be shopping here.
**[10:46] ---**
Get out, or I'll call security!
**[10:50] ---**
You can't get me fired
even if you file a report.
**[10:53] ---**
I'm just far too beautiful!
**[10:56] ---**
I'd like to buy some perfume.
**[10:58] ---**
Of course! I have just the thing.
**[11:01] ---**
This lovely scent
will make you think of...
**[11:03] ---**
Tomato juice?
**[11:04] ---**
Oh, dear, I'm so sorry!
Let me clean you off with this towel!
**[11:14] ---**
What do the rules say
about farting in the store?
**[11:17] ---**
Stop stinking up the customers or else!
**[11:19] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[11:23] ---**
I need some super-cool earrings.
**[11:25] ---**
I have just the thing for you right here.
**[11:34] ---**
What's the rule
about zombie eyeball earrings?
**[11:36] ---**
If you chase off one more customer,
you're done!
**[11:40] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[11:43] ---**
Oh, hi! Can I help you?
**[11:46] ---**
Excellent choice! That purse is very you.
**[11:49] ---**
How would you like to pay?
**[11:53] ---**
Thank you for shopping with us.
**[11:57] ---**
Hang on! Zombie Expresscard?
**[12:06] ---**
So you were trying to trick me?
**[12:08] ---**
I told you, zombies can't shop here,
not now, not ever!
**[12:12] ---**
Because I hate zombies!
**[12:19] ---**
What are the rules
on releasing a supernatural rage?
**[12:22] ---**
Sir...
**[12:23] ---**
And stripping a customer's dress off too!
**[12:25] ---**
You're fired!
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, no.
**[12:28] ---**
Madam.
**[12:32] ---**
Please accept this purse at no charge,
in addition to our most sincere apologies.
**[12:39] ---**
Oh, is this for me?
**[12:41] ---**
I wanted it, but not anymore!
**[12:44] ---**
This is what all the cool girls
are carrying now.
# E8 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eight
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64PZ3K8R/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-eight)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
IT'S RAINING DONUTS!
**[00:14] ---**
Will you marry me?
**[00:17] ---**
Yes.
**[00:18] ---**
Yahoo!
**[00:20] ---**
*Oh, happy days*
**[00:23] ---**
*Isn't it just a beautiful day?*
**[00:30] ---**
No, yellow light does not mean
you speed up.
**[00:33] ---**
Who threw the donut?
**[00:36] ---**
A state of emergency has been declared
because donuts are falling from the sky
**[00:39] ---**
onto people all over the city!
**[00:41] ---**
I don't see the problem.
**[00:45] ---**
Now I see what the problem is.
**[00:54] ---**
Hey, these are from Bazooka Donuts!
**[01:02] ---**
That's the shop's mascot, Bazooka Zombie!
**[01:05] ---**
Hey, Zooka! Are you all right?
**[01:12] ---**
Let's get closer and ask what's up!
**[01:18] ---**
Hey, Zooka. It's Isam and Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:20] ---**
We're friends, right? There's no reason
to freak out and blast us, okay?
**[01:28] ---**
Now, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:40] ---**
All right!
**[01:49] ---**
All right!
**[01:50] ---**
Now we can take a look at
what's going on in Zooka's mind!
**[01:54] ---**
You've had too many donuts
so it's time to drink your coffee!
**[01:58] ---**
It's the only way you can ever
wash them down!
**[02:00] ---**
Drink up!
**[02:05] ---**
But Zooka always hated coffee!
Why is this happening?
**[02:16] ---**
That hurts!
**[02:19] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, come on and do something!
**[02:39] ---**
I am the Milk Angel,
**[02:41] ---**
and I've come to tell you
that you don't need coffee!
**[02:44] ---**
My milk will easily wash down your donuts!
**[02:46] ---**
I...
**[02:57] ---**
I think it worked, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:00] ---**
Oh, thank you, you two.
I love donuts but...
**[03:03] ---**
I hate coffee,
and it was the only drink around.
**[03:06] ---**
But you showed me that...
**[03:09] ---**
Wait, was that...
**[03:10] ---**
Was that milk I just drank
from your skull?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
BATTLING INSIDE MY HEAD!
**[03:27] ---**
Hey, check it out, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:28] ---**
After today, we'll be hitting 50
of the 90 donut shops in town!
**[03:34] ---**
Zool? What are you doing here?
**[03:37] ---**
I'm ending you two for good.
**[03:46] ---**
What was that?
**[03:51] ---**
Welcome!
**[03:52] ---**
How would you each like
to receive a barrel of donut glaze
**[03:55] ---**
along with your order today?
**[03:58] ---**
Yes, please!
**[04:02] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:13] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, you! How did you get in?
**[04:24] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[04:37] ---**
Get out of our head.
**[04:39] ---**
You're never getting
this body back from us!
**[04:48] ---**
Say that again?
**[04:51] ---**
Okay.
**[04:54] ---**
Why would I do such a thing, you ask?
**[04:56] ---**
I love donut glaze too!
**[04:59] ---**
But just my luck,
I have a terrible allergy to the stuff!
**[05:02] ---**
In fact, it gives me the snot runs!
**[05:05] ---**
So if I can never have glazed donuts ever,
then neither can you!
**[05:10] ---**
Don't worry!
He's just got itchy-pants syndrome!
**[05:18] ---**
Sorry, you guys! I guess he just had
too much sugar or something.
**[05:46] ---**
Come on, Zo Zo Zombie, fight it!
**[05:48] ---**
There's a whole barrel of donut glaze
in it for you if you win,
**[05:51] ---**
so just hang in there!
**[06:04] ---**
What is he up to?
**[06:06] ---**
The glaze! It's everywhere!
**[06:16] ---**
Are you feeling any better now,
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[06:20] ---**
I'm melting...
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
CATCHING A BIG ONE!
**[06:36] ---**
Nothing like a relaxing day at the lake,
right, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[06:41] ---**
Right, I don't care if
we don't catch anything either.
**[06:44] ---**
It's all about peace and quiet out here.
**[06:58] ---**
SWIMMING ORGANS
ENABLES MOVEMENT IN WATER
**[07:02] ---**
There will be more fish
out in the middle of the lake!
**[07:07] ---**
Hey, great spot, we'll catch plenty here!
**[07:26] ---**
THE GUARDIAN OF THE LAKE
LOVES WATCHING TV
**[07:39] ---**
Hey, it looks like
you got a bite, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[07:41] ---**
That's a big one!
**[07:43] ---**
Who dares to mess with my quiet time?
**[07:47] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[07:54] ---**
I hadn't planned on swimming today.
**[08:11] ---**
All I wanted was to have
a little peace and quiet!
**[08:22] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie,
did you drop your head in the lake?
**[08:28] ---**
Let's go and find it!
**[08:34] ---**
What?
**[08:39] ---**
What's this? I can breathe?
**[08:44] ---**
I always watch wrestling,
**[08:47] ---**
but you can change the channel
if you want to watch something else.
**[08:56] ---**
There! Kick his butt!
**[09:03] ---**
Give me my friend's head back!
**[09:06] ---**
Back off!
**[09:18] ---**
Why do you have to be so annoying?
All I ever wanted to do was relax!
**[09:22] ---**
No way. That's the same thing we want!
**[09:35] ---**
This is what it's all about.
**[09:36] ---**
We're so chill.
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
GO-KART RACING!
**[09:50] ---**
It's finally the big day, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:52] ---**
We're finally going to try out
the hyperfast gut-splitting go-karts!
**[10:00] ---**
Two tickets, please!
**[10:01] ---**
Do you have a license?
**[10:04] ---**
These karts are so blazingly fast,
you need a driver's license to ride them.
**[10:08] ---**
So where are your licenses?
**[10:17] ---**
Zool?
**[10:18] ---**
Why did they let you in?
**[10:20] ---**
SNOT LICENSE
(FAKE)
**[10:24] ---**
Have fun playing baby games
**[10:26] ---**
while I'm out on the track tearing it up
with the grownups!
**[10:33] ---**
Hey, fellas! How are you doing?
**[10:36] ---**
Up high! Down low! Too slow, got to go!
**[10:39] ---**
What did you bring him here for,
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[10:42] ---**
So you guys need a license, right?
A license to do what? To party!
**[10:47] ---**
Oh, I'm in for that! All-nighter, baby!
**[10:51] ---**
I don't remember him being this annoying.
**[10:57] ---**
You used Mr. Tainai to get you in?
**[10:59] ---**
That's the worst.
**[11:00] ---**
The worst? More like the fastest, baby!
**[11:05] ---**
I'm not so sure about this...
**[11:19] ---**
Take this.
**[11:24] ---**
We'll catch that snot-bubble!
**[11:27] ---**
Payback time!
**[11:35] ---**
Here's some extra snot, just for you!
**[11:42] ---**
Oh, baby.
**[11:48] ---**
What are we going to do?
**[11:54] ---**
You racing me?
You're decades too early, dudes!
**[12:06] ---**
That stinks! Stop!
**[12:08] ---**
Oh, my bad!
**[12:21] ---**
I just swallowed someone else's farts.
**[12:26] ---**
We did it, Zo Zo Zombie! We won the race!
**[12:31] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, we won! Zool lost!
We won, Zoo lost.
**[12:39] ---**
We did it!
**[12:40] ---**
Yes, we did it!
**[12:41] ---**
Now we can hang out together forever
and be best friends, you guys!
**[12:44] ---**
Oh, man, we are going to
party all the time and...
**[12:47] ---**
That stinks!
# E9 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Nine
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J058P4R/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-nine)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
ATTACKED BY A GIANT MONSTER!
**[00:21] ---**
Yes!
**[00:26] ---**
This baton I found is awesome!
**[00:28] ---**
Oh, no! Everyone, stop! I totally forgot!
**[00:32] ---**
Mom's having a book club meetup today
at the house!
**[00:36] ---**
She could be home any minute now!
**[00:40] ---**
What are we going to do?
Clean up, of course!
**[01:09] ---**
Well, we did it!
Here's to never clean up again!
**[01:15] ---**
Good job!
**[01:19] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, your stomach!
**[01:27] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[01:29] ---**
BATO
BECOMES GIGANTIC WHEN WET
**[01:31] ---**
Bato?
**[01:32] ---**
My mom's coming home soon
so please don't mess things up...
**[01:56] ---**
Not Mom and Dad's room!
**[01:59] ---**
Stop!
**[02:20] ---**
What are we going to do, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[02:23] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE IS THINKING!
**[02:26] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
**[02:38] ---**
Now what do we do, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[02:48] ---**
HAIR DRYER ORGAN
**[02:57] ---**
We're saved.
**[02:59] ---**
Here we are, ladies! Come on in!
**[03:03] ---**
Oh, my! Just look at this!
**[03:05] ---**
We're dead meat! They're in the house!
**[03:08] ---**
This is so nice!
**[03:09] ---**
I love how you redecorated
**[03:10] ---**
to match the theme of this week's book,
*The Zombie Apocalypse*!
**[03:14] ---**
Yes, we really went for it...
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
SNOW SCULPTING IS FUN!
**[03:25] ---**
Well, class,
for our final art project this year,
**[03:27] ---**
I've decided to have each of you
create something unique...
**[03:30] ---**
Your own snow sculpture!
**[03:33] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, aren't you that good
at snow sculpting?
**[03:36] ---**
Don't worry, Zo Zo Zombie.
You can do this for sure.
**[04:20] ---**
We'll continue tomorrow.
**[04:25] ---**
Don't give up, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:28] ---**
There has to be something
you can make a snow sculpture of!
**[04:31] ---**
Here.
**[04:44] ---**
Hi there, you two, what's up?
**[04:55] ---**
I'm sure we can do it.
**[04:58] ---**
Like this...
**[05:00] ---**
Amazing, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:02] ---**
He can pretend to be your snow sculpture,
and then you're golden!
**[05:08] ---**
Oh, I ate it all...
**[05:20] ---**
We're very sorry!
**[05:30] ---**
This may be a bit dangerous.
**[05:34] ---**
*Good morning, everyone!*
**[05:37] ---**
Let's finish our projects
and do presentations today.
**[05:40] ---**
-Yes!
-Yes!
**[05:45] ---**
Oh, my!
**[05:49] ---**
Did you guys make this?
**[05:50] ---**
Yes!
**[06:00] ---**
This is simply amazing work!
**[06:06] ---**
This is bad!
**[06:13] ---**
It's so lifelike!
**[06:23] ---**
That was an amazing sculpture!
Ten out of ten!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
PING PONG BATTLE!
**[06:35] ---**
SPORTS CENTER
**[06:40] ---**
Yes!
**[06:44] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
ISAM'S EXCLUSIVE CAMERAMAN
**[06:52] ---**
Hey! Don't get in the way, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[06:57] ---**
What's with this ball?
**[06:59] ---**
Looks more like a gumball, am I right?
**[07:00] ---**
BAT ZOMBIE
**[07:02] ---**
Can't you see we're playing
table tennis? Beat it!
**[07:05] ---**
Table tennis? You mean tennis for wimps?
**[07:08] ---**
Hey.
**[07:10] ---**
You were saying something
about tennis for wimps?
**[07:12] ---**
Oh, no.
**[07:14] ---**
Well, we're out of here.
**[07:16] ---**
We're taking this with us, of course!
**[07:19] ---**
What? You're getting the ball back?
**[07:26] ---**
You really don't have to do that...
**[07:28] ---**
Don't even bother, zombie boy!
You can't catch baseball players!
**[07:34] ---**
PITCHING MACHINE ORGAN
**[07:41] ---**
Is this all you can do?
**[07:43] ---**
You can't stop me!
**[07:45] ---**
Think again!
**[07:48] ---**
Monday home run! This is baseball!
**[07:52] ---**
Catch us if you can!
**[08:04] ---**
That's cool!
**[08:06] ---**
Hey, this way!
**[08:22] ---**
GLUE!
**[08:28] ---**
Here, let me help.
**[08:36] ---**
It looks like I spun it too much.
**[08:39] ---**
You're going to be down for a while.
**[08:41] ---**
Later!
**[08:53] ---**
What the...
**[08:57] ---**
Okay, ping pong is...
**[08:59] ---**
Hey, give me those back!
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, I need that!
**[09:03] ---**
Those are my pants!
**[09:05] ---**
Please!
**[09:08] ---**
It's just a regular ball!
**[09:14] ---**
Baseball rules!
**[09:20] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:25] ---**
Thanks, buddy!
**[09:26] ---**
But the game ended a long time ago.
**[09:28] ---**
And we've got so many spare balls here.
**[09:32] ---**
Besides, I'm already bored with it.
**[09:34] ---**
It's like wimpy tennis,
and I'm more of a baseball kind of guy!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
GETTING A HAIRCUT IS DANGEROUS!
**[09:49] ---**
-A zombie that can shred on a skateboard?
-So cool!
**[09:57] ---**
-You're so cool!
-You're so cool!
**[09:59] ---**
-Amazing!
-Cool!
**[10:04] ---**
Hey, you!
**[10:05] ---**
You're going to kill somebody
skating around here like a darned lunatic!
**[10:09] ---**
Lucky for you, though. As the new mayor,
my first order of business
**[10:15] ---**
is building a brand new skate park!
**[10:18] ---**
I'm supposed to go on TV and
announce the project later today, but...
**[10:22] ---**
how can I do that
with my hair looking so awful?
**[10:28] ---**
*You're kidding!*
**[10:30] ---**
I've got an actual customer?
**[10:32] ---**
A customer!
I haven't had a customer in ages!
**[10:36] ---**
Are you sure this guy knows
what he's doing?
**[10:40] ---**
Please take a seat, Mr. Mayor!
**[10:43] ---**
Wait, where's the mirror?
**[10:45] ---**
Why would we need a mirror?
**[10:47] ---**
So what kind of hairstyle
are you feeling today?
**[10:52] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[10:53] ---**
If this guy gives me a bad haircut,
you can forget about your skate park!
**[11:01] ---**
Okay then, nothing fancy,
something clean if that's how you want it.
**[11:06] ---**
Very well then.
**[11:15] ---**
All finished!
**[11:18] ---**
How do I look?
**[11:22] ---**
Is it that impressive?
**[11:24] ---**
Man, I've got to see this for myself.
**[11:29] ---**
Oh, so full-looking!
**[11:31] ---**
Did you use mousse?
**[11:35] ---**
I love it! This new hairdo is going to
put me and our new skate park on the map!
**[11:44] ---**
The broadcast is starting soon,
Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
**[11:49] ---**
Welcome, citizens!
**[11:54] ---**
No one has ever looked at me
with such awe and admiration before!
**[11:58] ---**
Thanks a lot, kid!
**[12:01] ---**
I'm ready for my close-up.
**[12:03] ---**
Yes, sir! You're on in three, two...
**[12:08] ---**
*Welcome citizens!*
*And thank you for coming.*
**[12:11] ---**
*It's my great honor today to announce*
*the start of a new project for the city!*
**[12:15] ---**
We're going to build a brand new
skate park for the kids on this site!
**[12:20] ---**
*Now when I cut the ribbon,*
*construction will begin!*
**[12:22] ---**
Scissors, please!
**[12:29] ---**
What's her deal?
**[12:39] ---**
Hey, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:42] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[12:44] ---**
Stop, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:46] ---**
I'm suspending the construction
of your precious skate park!
# E10 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Ten
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVD04J5R/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-ten)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
CHALLENGE THE SNAKE CHARMER!
**[00:14] ---**
ZOMBIE FESTIVAL GROUNDS
**[00:17] ---**
Keith, where are you?
**[00:21] ---**
Prepare to be amazed by my incredible
zombie snake-charming skills!
**[00:25] ---**
SNAKE CHARMER ZOMBIE
PLAYS HIS FLUTE AND A SNAKE APPEARS!
**[00:43] ---**
Geez!
**[00:45] ---**
What happened?
**[00:53] ---**
What's going on, Snake Charmer Zombie?
**[00:55] ---**
Oh, Zo Zo Zombie, Isam.
**[00:58] ---**
The darn Snake Zombie won't do our act!
**[01:01] ---**
The whole show's a giant dud
if he won't come out of the basket.
**[01:07] ---**
And I can't quit doing the act because
I need the money for a snake antivenom.
**[01:12] ---**
The little sucker bites me all the time.
**[01:15] ---**
So if I can't get the snake
to start cooperating pretty soon,
**[01:19] ---**
I'll die.
**[01:20] ---**
What am I going to do?
**[01:28] ---**
Allow me to present the world's
one and only Snake Gut Zombie!
**[01:36] ---**
Amazing.
**[01:37] ---**
-What kind of snake charming is that?
-That's so gross!
**[01:44] ---**
That's awesome, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:47] ---**
No, Snake Zombie! Stay calm!
**[02:00] ---**
Hey now!
**[02:13] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! Are you all right?
**[02:18] ---**
What should I do?
**[02:20] ---**
Hey, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[02:22] ---**
So you got swallowed up too?
**[02:25] ---**
I tried everything,
but there's no way out.
**[02:28] ---**
Maybe something hot
would make it spew us out.
**[02:35] ---**
Ultra Spicy Hot Sauce!
**[02:40] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[02:50] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:52] ---**
You saved us!
**[02:57] ---**
Awesome!
**[03:02] ---**
That's great!
**[03:14] ---**
Hooray!
**[03:18] ---**
Keith?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
A CUTE CLOUD COMES DOWN!
**[03:44] ---**
What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[03:48] ---**
Cleaning up garbage?
**[03:49] ---**
I can help with that!
**[04:03] ---**
That hurts!
**[04:04] ---**
Come on, seriously? Be more careful!
**[04:08] ---**
Getting a shovel in the head
tends to leave a mark!
**[04:18] ---**
That's a lot of garbage!
**[04:21] ---**
Sure, I can help you out,
but only for a little while.
**[04:25] ---**
I've got to be home in time for dinner,
or else Mom will really rain on my parade.
**[04:35] ---**
I know how to handle this!
**[04:41] ---**
Amazing!
**[04:43] ---**
It's no biggie!
I can morph into anything you say!
**[04:46] ---**
It's so much fun!
**[04:49] ---**
Show us!
**[04:50] ---**
All right, but only for a little while.
**[04:52] ---**
Okay, let's do it!
**[05:14] ---**
That's amazing!
**[05:25] ---**
Thank you, come again!
**[05:31] ---**
What are we going to do
with all these donuts?
**[05:36] ---**
You're saying if we feed him donuts,
**[05:38] ---**
maybe he'll make it rain donuts?
**[05:42] ---**
Okay, eat up!
**[05:47] ---**
Well then?
**[05:50] ---**
More!
**[05:53] ---**
Eat up!
**[05:55] ---**
That was really good. I'm super full.
**[05:59] ---**
I've got to get back home now
before I'm late for dinner!
**[06:02] ---**
Thanks for the fun time, you guys!
**[06:15] ---**
Kumomo, where have you been?
**[06:17] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you
to be home before dinner?
**[06:21] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[06:26] ---**
These aren't donuts!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
ULTRA SPICY SAUCE IS DANGEROUS!
**[06:37] ---**
I can't see anything in front of me!
**[06:46] ---**
We're carrying too much stuff!
**[06:48] ---**
But we need to bring them
to Uncle Zombo's house.
**[06:51] ---**
We've got to find a better way
to carry them.
**[06:56] ---**
I get it! You're going to transform
into a car and carry it!
**[07:18] ---**
Really? A lame shopping cart?
**[07:23] ---**
Remember to take it slow, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[07:26] ---**
Uncle Zombo's groceries have to
get to him in one piece,
**[07:28] ---**
especially his favorite
Ultra Spicy Hot Sauce!
**[07:49] ---**
Wait, slow down, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[07:57] ---**
Geez!
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, no! Where's the hot sauce?
Uncle Zombo will freak out if we lose it!
**[08:03] ---**
Are you looking for this?
**[08:07] ---**
This sauce would go really well
with some chicken.
**[08:11] ---**
I'll bet a little bit of dressing
will make it all the better!
**[08:13] ---**
Hey, give that back!
**[08:15] ---**
No chance. Finders keepers!
**[08:17] ---**
Get the sauce back, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[08:21] ---**
Okay, fine, but take it easy.
**[08:23] ---**
I just had my nails
buffed and polished, you see?
**[08:44] ---**
You can do it, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[08:57] ---**
Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you there
right in front of me!
**[09:08] ---**
We win!
**[09:10] ---**
Now, hand over the hot sauce!
**[09:12] ---**
I will, but please do me one favor!
**[09:15] ---**
Can I have just a little taste?
**[09:19] ---**
No way! That sauce belongs to Uncle Zo...
**[09:23] ---**
Oh, thank you!
**[09:25] ---**
I've wanted to do this for a long time!
**[09:37] ---**
Man, that stuff's really hot!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
HELPING OUT IS BIG TROUBLE!
**[09:45] ---**
What's wrong, Uncle?
**[09:47] ---**
I'm sick. I have diarrhea and cramps.
**[09:50] ---**
Not to mention sneezing, warts,
and more diarrhea.
**[09:53] ---**
But I have so many errands to do today!
**[09:58] ---**
They aren't many.
**[09:59] ---**
We can do them for you, no problem!
**[10:05] ---**
Thanks a bunch.
**[10:06] ---**
Okay.
**[10:13] ---**
All right, let's do this!
**[10:18] ---**
This list is nuts!
We can't do this in one day!
**[10:21] ---**
We're definitely going to need some help!
**[10:27] ---**
What? Empty cans?
**[10:31] ---**
BLOOD VESSEL
**[10:39] ---**
Oh, you're going to call Angel Zombie?
**[10:42] ---**
She's such a good girl,
she'll definitely help!
**[10:46] ---**
Come on, just one trip to Earth?
**[10:49] ---**
I promise I'll be a good zombie!
**[10:55] ---**
Hello!
**[10:57] ---**
Oh, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[10:58] ---**
Yes, I'll be there soon.
**[11:02] ---**
Hi! How can I help you?
**[11:06] ---**
All right, I'm done with cleaning now.
**[11:08] ---**
That's great!
**[11:09] ---**
All done!
**[11:11] ---**
All right!
**[11:13] ---**
I'm happy to help, but...
**[11:16] ---**
are you guys just going to watch?
**[11:20] ---**
They're not here.
**[11:22] ---**
Geez.
**[11:23] ---**
Done.
**[11:28] ---**
Geez, I'm good.
**[11:31] ---**
Done.
**[11:33] ---**
Taming horses is hard work!
**[11:35] ---**
Now we're best buddies.
**[11:37] ---**
Done.
**[11:40] ---**
Done.
**[11:41] ---**
Done.
**[11:42] ---**
Done.
**[11:43] ---**
How many toilets does this guy have?
**[11:47] ---**
Some of us aren't pulling
our weight around here!
**[11:49] ---**
Has Angel Zombie already finished?
**[11:54] ---**
You need to learn some manners,
and I'm just the angel to teach you!
**[12:01] ---**
PAYBACK ANGEL
**[12:27] ---**
Have you learned your lesson?
**[12:30] ---**
Good boy!
**[12:31] ---**
I'm really sorry,
**[12:33] ---**
but Uncle Zombo tricked us too.
**[12:37] ---**
Maybe we should go and see
if he needs to be taught a lesson too!
**[12:46] ---**
Now I'm really not feeling well!
# E11 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eleven
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P5KGEK6/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-eleven)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
THE BIRTH OF THE ZOMBIE BAND!
**[00:19] ---**
*Thank you, everyone!*
**[00:22] ---**
They're really pumped, aren't they?
**[00:25] ---**
It would be so cool if Idol Zombie
could sing to my guitar playing.
**[00:30] ---**
Time for our next song!
**[00:33] ---**
Let's get a closer look!
**[00:41] ---**
Oh man, I'll never get
to the front of this line!
**[00:46] ---**
You want me to pull your legs?
**[00:52] ---**
So now you'll slither
to the front of the line?
**[00:55] ---**
But how am I supposed to get...
**[00:58] ---**
Yuck, it's disgusting here!
**[01:00] ---**
What did you eat for lunch?
**[01:06] ---**
Watch it!
**[01:07] ---**
No cutting in line!
Get out of here, you snake!
**[01:11] ---**
That hurts!
**[01:20] ---**
What?
**[01:41] ---**
That's amazing!
**[01:42] ---**
You and I ought to play together!
**[01:45] ---**
Great idea!
**[01:46] ---**
Watch how I shred on the guitar!
**[01:52] ---**
That's awful! Somebody make him stop!
**[01:57] ---**
CAMERA ZOMBIE
SECURITY
**[02:01] ---**
TINY BUT TOUGH!
**[02:06] ---**
What? We should stop performing?
**[02:08] ---**
No way! I still have to play
a few more sets with her!
**[02:15] ---**
No! Stop it!
**[02:17] ---**
Here's my original song!
**[02:20] ---**
Here you go.
**[02:21] ---**
No! Make him stop!
**[02:27] ---**
We can talk afterward!
**[02:29] ---**
I need to finish this riff!
**[02:31] ---**
Make it stop!
**[02:44] ---**
Stop playing!
**[02:46] ---**
This is the best part!
**[02:52] ---**
Yay!
**[03:05] ---**
Hey! Why did you have to go and do that?
I wasn't that awful!
**[03:09] ---**
Oh, you definitely were.
**[03:16] ---**
IDOL ZOMBIE AND HER WEIRD NEW BANDMATES?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
BAD WITCH!
**[03:25] ---**
You know, ever since
Black Zombie cast a spell on me,
**[03:28] ---**
my hair just feels totally weird!
**[03:31] ---**
We'll have to use your powers
to summon Witch Zombie
**[03:33] ---**
and get back at him, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:44] ---**
Hang on a minute,
why does mine look like poop?
**[04:00] ---**
BLACK ZOMBIE
BAD GUY!
**[04:06] ---**
How do we know if it worked?
**[04:16] ---**
That hurts!
**[04:17] ---**
I'm finally here!
**[04:21] ---**
Thanks for summoning me, you guys.
**[04:23] ---**
Is there anything I can do to repay you?
**[04:28] ---**
No way!
**[04:29] ---**
A witch, you say?
**[04:30] ---**
That's right! My expertise is magic!
**[04:33] ---**
I'm a novice witch, but I'm really good!
**[04:36] ---**
So what do you desire?
Perhaps, you wish to look handsome?
**[04:43] ---**
Or maybe you want to be super strong?
**[04:48] ---**
Hey, all his muscles fell off!
**[04:50] ---**
Sorry, I'll clean them up right now.
**[04:57] ---**
Get some muscles!
**[05:03] ---**
Oh, sorry about that!
**[05:11] ---**
This is the greatest show ever!
**[05:20] ---**
Hey, this isn't why summoned you!
**[05:22] ---**
You were supposed
to make Black Zombie suffer, not us!
**[05:26] ---**
Okay, I'm on it!
**[05:35] ---**
Come back here!
**[05:37] ---**
Get some muscles!
**[05:39] ---**
I'll get him off our tails!
**[05:49] ---**
Okay, let's go!
**[06:01] ---**
Muscles!
**[06:05] ---**
Muscles!
**[06:09] ---**
Sorry, guys. I'm still a newbie.
I guess I messed up.
**[06:13] ---**
This time, you guys can depend on me!
**[06:18] ---**
Or not.
**[06:20] ---**
Geez.
**[06:26] ---**
This sucks!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
THE VENDING MACHINE DIED!
**[06:53] ---**
Who stole the Choco-Donkey
vending machine?
**[06:59] ---**
Dear Diary, I hope I can make
some new friends today...
**[07:02] ---**
AXE PENCIL
**[07:05] ---**
Oh, hey! How are you?
**[07:08] ---**
Give me that chocolate!
**[07:19] ---**
Are we just playing tag here?
**[07:21] ---**
I guess not. Someone help!
**[07:27] ---**
Hey!
**[07:29] ---**
Could you help me out here?
**[07:31] ---**
I know I look like a murderous freak,
but I'm actually a nice boy!
**[07:34] ---**
I like deviled eggs,
pony rides, and seahorses!
**[07:37] ---**
I'm a good guy!
**[07:41] ---**
I beg you!
**[07:43] ---**
I want to find out who stole
the Choco-Donkey vending machine.
**[07:46] ---**
Look, if you help me,
I'll give you my last piece!
**[07:54] ---**
We don't even have any clues.
**[08:09] ---**
Wait!
**[08:19] ---**
Hi, you guys!
Aren't Choco-Donkeys the best?
**[08:23] ---**
We finally found it!
**[08:24] ---**
Why is it even here?
**[08:26] ---**
Leave candy machine to Snowra!
**[08:36] ---**
What? It's empty!
**[08:39] ---**
Where are the candies?
**[08:46] ---**
Man, he's crazy.
**[08:50] ---**
Dear Diary, it's a sunny day
**[08:52] ---**
and this is probably my last entry.
**[09:02] ---**
You will pay for taking Snowra's candy!
**[09:07] ---**
*Look, if you help me,*
*I'll give you my last piece!*
**[09:11] ---**
Let go of Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:13] ---**
Here, give him this!
**[09:22] ---**
That was great.
**[09:25] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, are you okay?
**[09:28] ---**
Will you be my friend?
**[09:33] ---**
It's a sunny day
**[09:34] ---**
and I had so much fun!
**[09:36] ---**
I finally made some new friends!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
THE BEST PRANK!
**[09:49] ---**
UNCLE ZOMBO
**[09:50] ---**
CHAMPION PRANKSTER
**[10:00] ---**
SLIME
**[10:03] ---**
Now!
**[10:08] ---**
There.
**[10:18] ---**
We're really no match for Uncle Zombo.
**[10:24] ---**
Years of experience, my boy.
**[10:26] ---**
You may be the Champion Prankster now,
**[10:29] ---**
but you mark my words,
you're going down hard, Uncle!
**[10:33] ---**
Well, you're certainly welcome to try!
**[10:41] ---**
Where the heck are we?
**[10:43] ---**
Aren't we supposed to be finding a way
to outwit Uncle Zombo?
**[11:02] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:04] ---**
Prank successful!
**[11:07] ---**
Hi, Zo Zo Zombie! Long time, no see!
**[11:10] ---**
Could you lend us your expertise, please?
**[11:13] ---**
I want to help you two with your pranks,
**[11:15] ---**
but the problem is,
I'm made out of freaking snow!
**[11:17] ---**
So if I leave the cold mountaintop,
I'll melt to death.
**[11:22] ---**
Prank successful!
**[11:24] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie never saw that one coming!
**[11:29] ---**
Okay, I'll help you guys.
**[11:31] ---**
You just have to promise not to
let me melt down there, okay?
**[11:55] ---**
Prank successful!
**[12:03] ---**
Now!
**[12:05] ---**
Here.
**[12:06] ---**
Take that!
**[12:07] ---**
Here.
**[12:09] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:14] ---**
We did it!
**[12:16] ---**
We're now the Champion Pranksters!
**[12:20] ---**
Darn, you got me!
**[12:26] ---**
That hurts!
**[12:31] ---**
I'm melting...
**[12:39] ---**
Prank successful!
**[12:41] ---**
I didn't melt!
**[12:43] ---**
That was my pee you were standing in!
**[12:48] ---**
That's Snowman Zombie for you!
# E12 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Twelve
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8D954WY/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-twelve)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
**[00:21] ---**
SQUASHED BUG ZOMBIE
**[00:53] ---**
I see our subject is already awake.
Hello, Zombie.
**[00:56] ---**
Prepare the subject for further study.
**[01:20] ---**
Oh, no!
**[01:35] ---**
Hi, everybody!
Let's party until tomorrow...
**[01:39] ---**
Hey, wait--
**[01:42] ---**
-I see.
-I see.
**[01:45] ---**
Who was that?
**[01:47] ---**
Darn!
**[01:48] ---**
Enough studying!
**[01:50] ---**
Disintegrate him!
**[01:51] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[01:57] ---**
Good grief.
**[01:59] ---**
What?
**[02:05] ---**
Oh, no! He's still alive
even after being vaporized!
**[02:17] ---**
All hail the Zombie god!
**[02:18] ---**
-Zombie god!
-Zombie god!
**[02:30] ---**
-What?
-What?
**[02:33] ---**
-"It's...
-"It's...
**[02:34] ---**
-time to...
-time to...
**[02:36] ---**
-go home."
-go home."
**[02:41] ---**
-"Takeoff"?
-"Takeoff"?
**[03:00] ---**
Perfect, as usual.
**[03:03] ---**
I'm finally finished
with the repairs, so...
**[03:07] ---**
My spaceship!
**[03:09] ---**
Who's responsible for this?
**[03:11] ---**
Hello!
**[03:12] ---**
You again?
**[03:14] ---**
Darn it!
**[03:17] ---**
Stop, I'm actually an alien.
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
THAT GUY FLYING IN THE SKY IS COOL!
**[03:36] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
LOVES PEREGRINE FALCONS
**[04:57] ---**
Falcon Joe! I finally found you!
**[05:01] ---**
That bird is Falcon Joe, and he's mine.
**[05:05] ---**
*He goes with me*
*on my zombie extermination activities.*
**[05:11] ---**
Falcon Joe!
**[05:13] ---**
That's a zombie! Attack him!
**[05:19] ---**
What the heck?
**[05:20] ---**
BELLY BUTTON MACHINE GUN
**[05:33] ---**
There's no way you can escape
with that level of technique!
**[05:39] ---**
Come here, Falcon Joe!
**[05:41] ---**
You're mine!
**[06:06] ---**
Up until now, I haven't seen just how
extremely majestic of a creature he is.
**[06:27] ---**
He's a bit of a birdbrain though.
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
HOLLYWOOD FILM DEBUT!
**[06:50] ---**
Are you all right, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[06:50] ---**
MOCHI AND ISAM
**[06:53] ---**
Call the medics!
We need a doctor over here!
**[06:56] ---**
Move people, let me through!
**[07:00] ---**
It's okay, I'm here.
**[07:02] ---**
I'll check his vital signs!
**[07:13] ---**
This zombie needs 200cc
of tomato juice and stat!
**[07:17] ---**
Bring the tomato juice!
**[07:20] ---**
Is that...
**[07:21] ---**
My bat brigade.
They're cheap but very hardworking!
**[07:44] ---**
Hey there, dead boy!
**[07:46] ---**
You, with the ugly mug.
**[07:48] ---**
I like how you slammed into that building!
**[07:51] ---**
The fact that you're still alive tells me
that you can be a great stuntman!
**[07:57] ---**
Kid, I want you for stunts
in my next big-time Hollywood movie!
**[08:02] ---**
A MOVIE STUNTMAN?
**[08:04] ---**
But I'm warning you...
**[08:07] ---**
You're going to get pretty messed up
doing stuntwork!
**[08:11] ---**
Do you think you can handle it?
**[08:15] ---**
All right! I'll keep you alive
every time you're about to die!
**[08:45] ---**
Fantastic work, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[08:47] ---**
Keep it up for just one more scene,
and this movie is a surefire hit!
**[08:54] ---**
We're only going to get one chance
at filming this scene,
**[08:56] ---**
so make it good, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:01] ---**
And action!
**[09:11] ---**
Hey, look! I'm a zombie just like you!
**[09:34] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! You just managed
to ruin my entire movie!
**[09:38] ---**
You're fired!
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
TAKE CARE OF THE CUTE BABY!
**[09:46] ---**
What? You got my Fart Goblin?
**[09:50] ---**
You cheater!
**[09:53] ---**
Quit it! Let go!
**[10:04] ---**
What is a baby zebra doing
in a place like this?
**[10:08] ---**
That's a raccoon?
**[10:09] ---**
Aren't those animals dangerous?
**[10:11] ---**
Won't he eat the two of us?
**[10:25] ---**
There, now. You got scared?
**[10:28] ---**
It's okay now.
**[10:30] ---**
Man, you're cute!
**[10:37] ---**
You're better off with me!
**[10:41] ---**
Quit hogging him all to yourself!
**[10:44] ---**
He's mine!
**[10:51] ---**
Where did you go, Keith Jr.?
**[10:52] ---**
KEITH SR.
**[10:56] ---**
"Keith Jr." is what I named him.
Get used to it.
**[11:03] ---**
Keith Jr. No!
**[11:05] ---**
Just stay where you are!
I'll come rescue you!
**[11:27] ---**
Don't worry, Keith Jr. I'm here!
**[11:30] ---**
Get off me!
**[11:32] ---**
Papa.
**[11:35] ---**
Did you call us "Papa"?
**[11:37] ---**
Papa.
**[11:45] ---**
Man, he scared us.
**[11:52] ---**
All right, let's work together
and save our kid!
**[11:59] ---**
Let's go!
**[12:18] ---**
We're finally here!
**[12:20] ---**
Now, be a good baby and stay still...
**[12:25] ---**
What the...
**[12:37] ---**
Hey...
**[12:40] ---**
Papa, here's our food.
**[12:45] ---**
Didn't I tell you
those animals were dangerous?
# E13 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Thirteen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65P537K6/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-thirteen)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
ROOKIE ZOMBIE APPEARS!
**[00:18] ---**
This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Why did we come this way, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[00:36] ---**
Hey, how's it going?
**[00:38] ---**
Not that I really care.
**[00:41] ---**
Hey, wait, don't tell me
I'm a zombie or whatever now?
**[00:45] ---**
Wow.
**[00:46] ---**
Cool! You're like a freshly-made zombie?
**[00:49] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, since you're an expert,
you could show him the ropes!
**[00:53] ---**
That would be awesome if you taught me!
**[00:55] ---**
Not that I really care.
**[01:02] ---**
He says there are no such zombies.
**[01:12] ---**
Okay, geez. Man, I got it!
**[01:17] ---**
Now, Zo Zo Zombie's showing you
**[01:18] ---**
all the awesome things
you can do with your organs.
**[01:22] ---**
Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.
**[01:27] ---**
Okay, I'll pay attention or whatever.
**[01:31] ---**
And now, Zo Zo Zombie'll show you some
cool things you can turn yourself into!
**[01:36] ---**
A dog.
**[01:39] ---**
A snake.
**[01:41] ---**
A chili pepper.
**[01:43] ---**
A drone.
**[01:46] ---**
A bike!
**[01:47] ---**
Hey, all right...
**[02:01] ---**
Hey, my pizza's here!
**[02:09] ---**
I'm pretty sure I said no black olives.
**[02:14] ---**
Okay, you're putting out bad vibes!
You've got to chill out!
**[02:18] ---**
Now give me back my stuff!
**[02:24] ---**
It appears the student has become
the master now, doesn't it?
**[02:29] ---**
ZOMBIE ORGANS
SLICE AND DICE SNAIL
**[02:33] ---**
Chill out, will you?
I was just joking around!
**[02:36] ---**
We're still friends, aren't we?
**[02:44] ---**
Hey, what the heck?
**[02:56] ---**
Hey, don't bury me!
**[03:03] ---**
Well, that's perfect!
**[03:06] ---**
So no more shortcuts
through the graveyard, okay?
**[03:10] ---**
Actually, this isn't so bad.
**[03:14] ---**
Barbecue flavor, seriously?
**[03:15] ---**
Hey, brother!
**[03:17] ---**
Don't you have some salt and vinegar
flavored chips?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
GET THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME!
**[03:25] ---**
*My new game is here, Zo Zo Zombie!*
**[03:27] ---**
I can't believe it finally came!
**[03:32] ---**
*Desert Horse* is the hardest game
**[03:34] ---**
to find in the whole world,
and I have it right here!
**[03:42] ---**
Amazing! This game is so cool!
**[03:50] ---**
*Power up!*
**[03:51] ---**
Oh, yes! This game is the best!
**[03:58] ---**
*Power down!*
**[04:01] ---**
*Level one, game over.*
**[04:05] ---**
It's okay.
You'll get the hang of it in no time!
**[04:11] ---**
*Level one, game over.*
**[04:15] ---**
Don't worry, next time for sure!
**[04:22] ---**
*Level one, game over.*
**[04:26] ---**
Maybe you ought to take a break
and play some soccer, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[04:32] ---**
I've had enough of you pushing my buttons!
**[04:35] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[04:38] ---**
That's the last copy
of *Desert Horse* in the city!
**[04:41] ---**
We can't let him get away, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:46] ---**
Why didn't you tell me we were up
on the second floor?
**[04:50] ---**
See you, clowns!
**[04:51] ---**
No, you can't go!
**[04:55] ---**
Hey, game console, where did you go?
**[05:34] ---**
Good luck trying to catch me, pal!
You suck at games!
**[05:41] ---**
Too bad!
**[06:05] ---**
You again, loser?
Give it up, you'll never be any good at...
**[06:13] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, you did it!
**[06:16] ---**
No!
**[06:26] ---**
What's that? You'd rather play soccer?
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
MY RIGID AND SQUARISH RIVAL!
**[06:36] ---**
No, it's not like that...
**[06:40] ---**
No way! I can't believe it!
**[06:44] ---**
They're so cute!
**[06:47] ---**
You kittens are coming home with me!
**[07:05] ---**
What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[07:08] ---**
What? The box is alive?
**[07:10] ---**
It's just a box.
**[07:12] ---**
Boxes can't be alive.
**[07:19] ---**
I am Hakonosuke.
**[07:19] ---**
HAKONOSUKE
**[07:20] ---**
BOX-TYPE ROBOT
**[07:22] ---**
Where am I?
**[07:24] ---**
Oh, it's really alive!
**[07:26] ---**
Hang on, is it a robot?
**[07:32] ---**
What's with the robot dance?
**[07:34] ---**
That's not a dance! I'll show you a dance!
**[07:39] ---**
So cute!
**[07:44] ---**
Its insides are disgusting!
**[07:49] ---**
Don't remove your skin!
**[07:50] ---**
You think you can compete with me?
**[07:53] ---**
If that's the case, can you do this?
**[07:57] ---**
How's this?
**[08:02] ---**
INTESTINES!
**[08:04] ---**
Very well, time to get serious!
**[08:09] ---**
It's...
**[08:10] ---**
transforming into a powerful robot!
**[08:17] ---**
Why the heck does it have a human body?
**[08:20] ---**
But then, he sure looks pretty strong.
**[08:28] ---**
Using donuts as a peace offering!
**[08:30] ---**
It's okay!
**[08:32] ---**
At least, you now understand
that I'm the perfect robot.
**[08:40] ---**
Hakonosuke!
**[08:42] ---**
I think he's broken! What should we do?
**[08:50] ---**
*Professor Honeori!*
**[08:51] ---**
Please help us fix this robot!
**[08:53] ---**
It broke after eating some donuts.
**[08:57] ---**
Hakonosuke isn't designed to eat donuts.
**[09:00] ---**
What? You actually know Hakonosuke?
**[09:03] ---**
That's right!
**[09:05] ---**
I was the one who made him.
**[09:09] ---**
I mistook him for recyclable garbage
and accidentally threw him out.
**[09:12] ---**
What?
**[09:18] ---**
I am Hakonosuke.
**[09:19] ---**
All right, he's back again!
**[09:22] ---**
Have we met?
**[09:24] ---**
What? You don't remember us?
**[09:27] ---**
He doesn't remember
any of that stuff from before.
**[09:32] ---**
Your powers are nothing compared to mine!
**[09:37] ---**
Here we go again,
and neither one of them can dance...
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
KITE FLYING IS FUN!
**[09:46] ---**
You were right, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[09:47] ---**
This field does look like
a sweet place to fly a kite.
**[09:53] ---**
Hold up.
**[09:54] ---**
Where's our kite?
**[09:56] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie.
**[10:09] ---**
Not bad!
**[10:12] ---**
All right, now all you've got to do
is launch it into the wind.
**[10:17] ---**
Now!
**[10:20] ---**
Your timing's a bit off.
**[10:23] ---**
Let's try it again!
**[10:25] ---**
Now!
**[10:27] ---**
Now!
**[10:29] ---**
Now!
**[10:30] ---**
Now!
**[10:33] ---**
The wind totally sucks today!
**[10:39] ---**
What? I think yelling at it
made the wind start?
**[10:42] ---**
You really blow, wind!
**[10:46] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[10:49] ---**
Now!
**[10:53] ---**
It's up, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[10:57] ---**
It's so great! Your kite is the best,
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:05] ---**
What's this? The wind changed direction...
**[11:09] ---**
I can't keep up with it!
Where is it going?
**[11:13] ---**
Help me!
**[11:17] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:32] ---**
Take a deep breath.
**[11:34] ---**
Relax.
**[11:38] ---**
Hey! Zo Zo Zombie, you okay?
**[11:46] ---**
Is this kite yours?
**[11:52] ---**
Think of the wind as your friend!
**[11:54] ---**
It blows away the bad
and pulls in the good.
**[11:59] ---**
Everything is released and becomes free,
thanks to the wind.
**[12:09] ---**
What's that?
**[12:12] ---**
A "donut"?
**[12:15] ---**
I've heard about these things.
**[12:20] ---**
So tasty!
**[12:21] ---**
Why is this the first time
this stuff has graced my palate?
**[12:25] ---**
It's freaking delicious!
**[12:33] ---**
We shall meet again when the wind blows!
**[12:41] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:43] ---**
"Free as the wind"?
**[12:44] ---**
What are you saying?
**[12:46] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, wait for me!
# E14 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Fourteen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYG538EPY/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-fourteen)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
SCIENCE PROJECTS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!
**[00:16] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[00:18] ---**
I left my science project at home!
**[00:21] ---**
Could you go back and get it for me?
**[00:44] ---**
Hey, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[00:45] ---**
What happened to your body?
**[00:50] ---**
You destroyed
Isam's science project? I see.
**[00:56] ---**
I could make you a new one if you want.
**[01:16] ---**
This here, and over here...
**[01:53] ---**
Yay, it works perfectly!
**[02:01] ---**
You got it all wrong, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[02:04] ---**
You were supposed
to make a working volcano,
**[02:06] ---**
not a mountain of gooey organs and trash.
**[02:21] ---**
You'll find that not only
does my volcano work perfectly,
**[02:23] ---**
it's also completely pest-resistant.
**[02:30] ---**
Now to take my creation to school
and give this to Isam.
**[02:42] ---**
Oh, crap.
**[02:48] ---**
No! Not my cover!
**[02:57] ---**
Where are you, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[02:59] ---**
Hello!
**[03:00] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:04] ---**
Oh, Isam!
**[03:06] ---**
Is this your project?
**[03:08] ---**
Yes.
**[03:12] ---**
"The world after an apocalyptic eruption."
**[03:16] ---**
That's what you were going for?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
A TON OF ZO ZO ZOMBIES!
**[03:28] ---**
PROFESSOR HONEORI
ECCENTRIC INVENTOR
**[03:30] ---**
You two got here just in time!
**[03:33] ---**
There's a fire in my lab!
**[03:35] ---**
I need you two to watch my stuff
while I go put it out!
**[03:38] ---**
These inventions
are priceless and irreplaceable,
**[03:41] ---**
plus they fall apart kind of easily.
**[03:42] ---**
So just keep an eye on them,
and don't mess with anything!
**[03:46] ---**
No, I'm not saying that you would! Really!
**[03:49] ---**
Well, whatever you do,
don’t touch that Multiplier Gun!
**[03:53] ---**
All right then, we'll just wait here
and be sure not to touch anything.
**[03:58] ---**
We definitely can't touch
that shiny, cool-looking Multiplier Gun!
**[04:03] ---**
Like this!
**[04:11] ---**
Hey, now there are two Zo Zo Zombies!
**[04:13] ---**
Let's keep on going!
**[04:18] ---**
More!
**[04:23] ---**
I think that's about enough Zo Zo Zombies!
**[04:33] ---**
Now there are two of me too!
**[04:45] ---**
We have to find a way to stop them,
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:56] ---**
You take it!
**[04:58] ---**
Here you go.
**[05:03] ---**
Do something, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:15] ---**
DELETE BUTTON
**[05:21] ---**
Good thing there's a delete mode
on this bad boy!
**[05:24] ---**
Only a few more
Zo Zo Zombie copies left to zap!
**[05:31] ---**
It's locked!
**[05:33] ---**
What are we going to do?
**[05:35] ---**
HELIUM GAS
**[05:50] ---**
We managed to delete all of them
before Professor Honeori found out.
**[05:55] ---**
You two!
**[05:57] ---**
Didn't I tell you not to touch
that Multiplier Gun?
**[05:59] ---**
We are so sorry, Professor!
**[06:02] ---**
No, it's okay.
I can see you didn't do any damage.
**[06:05] ---**
And the fire is out, so my lab is safe.
No harm done.
**[06:08] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[06:11] ---**
Well, that's... how should I say this?
**[06:16] ---**
You two!
**[06:18] ---**
What the heck were you thinking?
**[06:21] ---**
-Get back here!
-Get back here!
**[06:23] ---**
Get back here!
**[06:26] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
BODY ITCH IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE!
**[06:53] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
I didn't know you had that talent!
**[07:00] ---**
What? Your body's itching, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[07:03] ---**
It must be because of Flea Zombies.
**[07:05] ---**
Those things are just the worst.
**[07:07] ---**
Maybe you're scratching yourself
because a Flea Zombie got inside you!
**[07:15] ---**
MINI ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[07:23] ---**
Good idea! You sent in a mini Zo Zo Zombie
**[07:26] ---**
to search your insides so he can
find that Flea Zombie and kill it!
**[07:28] ---**
You genius!
**[07:36] ---**
Hey, don't get any bright ideas
about going for a swim.
**[07:39] ---**
This pool's only big enough for one,
and I was here first.
**[07:43] ---**
So beat it!
**[07:50] ---**
Hey, brother!
**[07:51] ---**
Mini Zo Zo Zombie!
**[07:53] ---**
Let me finish showering,
then we can hang out and party all day.
**[07:56] ---**
Forever even!
**[08:12] ---**
Hey, Mini Zo Zo Zombie.
It must have been a long journey.
**[08:16] ---**
But don't go thinking about
kicking me out now.
**[08:20] ---**
It's pretty comfortable here.
**[08:26] ---**
Don't give up, Mini Zo Zo Zombie!
**[08:32] ---**
That hurts!
**[08:34] ---**
That does it!
**[08:43] ---**
Are you okay? You're not looking so good.
**[08:49] ---**
Let's go for a ride!
**[08:55] ---**
Hey, that's...
**[09:01] ---**
That hurt.
**[09:06] ---**
Hey, wait! Where are you going?
**[09:11] ---**
Did you get him, Mini Zo Zo Zombie?
**[09:22] ---**
Did you get him?
**[09:32] ---**
That's a relief, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:34] ---**
Want a drink?
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
POOL PARTY WITH THAT GIRL!
**[09:48] ---**
It's so hot, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[09:59] ---**
Here!
**[10:00] ---**
Isn't my party, like, the best?
**[10:04] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie,
we've got to get into that pool!
**[10:14] ---**
That feels so good!
**[10:17] ---**
On a hot day like this,
you've got to throw a pool party!
**[10:20] ---**
I did get a bit thirsty.
Let's go over there.
**[10:25] ---**
Hey, if you want Zobina to notice you,
you've got to impress her!
**[10:28] ---**
You can do it, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[10:43] ---**
Good job!
**[10:59] ---**
Oh, my, it's about time
my party decorations got here.
**[11:04] ---**
Too bad they're, like, all boring
and wet and gooey and everything.
**[11:09] ---**
The sun is like totes too hot.
**[11:15] ---**
Oh, that's much better.
Keep just like that.
**[11:25] ---**
Really? You're so lame.
**[11:28] ---**
Hey, where did my beach ball go?
**[11:34] ---**
Here!
**[11:35] ---**
What the heck? That's gross!
**[11:41] ---**
No way!
**[11:48] ---**
Don't give up, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:50] ---**
Try making a big splash to impress her!
**[12:04] ---**
So he gave me his lunch money...
**[12:18] ---**
What the heck are you doing!
Don't ruin my pool!
**[12:28] ---**
That is super-gross! Run!
**[12:31] ---**
I'm out of here!
**[12:35] ---**
Thanks a lot, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:37] ---**
You totally ruined my pool party!
**[12:43] ---**
Nice job! You finally got to talk to her,
Zo Zo Zombie!
# E15 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Fifteen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYEXN8G96/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-fifteen)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
THE TIRE ZOMBIE FAMILY!
**[00:24] ---**
Good morning, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[00:28] ---**
Don't tell me you're still sleeping?
It's already noon.
**[00:32] ---**
Anyway, I came here today
to ask you a favor.
**[00:36] ---**
Actually, my mom bought
four new tires for her car.
**[00:40] ---**
The thing is, the old tires
had already turned into zombies.
**[00:43] ---**
I thought since they're zombies like you,
you might be able to look after them.
**[00:46] ---**
Please!
**[00:48] ---**
We're a good family!
**[00:52] ---**
That's great! Thank you so much,
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[00:57] ---**
Kids, no running around!
You're going to disturb Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:00] ---**
Well then, I've got to go
look for a new job!
**[01:04] ---**
Sure, see you later!
**[01:06] ---**
How's that, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[01:07] ---**
Don't worry about a thing.
They're all good and well.
**[01:11] ---**
Well, take care of them, okay?
**[01:18] ---**
Wait up!
**[01:19] ---**
-Rock, paper, scissors!
-Rock, paper, scissors!
**[01:21] ---**
I'm home!
**[01:22] ---**
Dad's home!
**[01:24] ---**
-Welcome home!
-Welcome home!
**[01:29] ---**
Hey, now, Zo Zo Zombie.
You'll catch a cold if you sleep there.
**[01:33] ---**
Hey, you let my air out!
**[01:35] ---**
You kids are wearing me down!
**[01:40] ---**
Hey, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[01:41] ---**
There's someone here to see you.
**[01:43] ---**
Where are you?
**[01:45] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[01:46] ---**
He's not here.
**[01:49] ---**
-Good morning!
-Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:52] ---**
This beverage is great
when you're feeling tired!
**[01:55] ---**
I did you a favor and threw out
all your nasty human food.
**[01:58] ---**
Tires don't eat that stuff.
**[02:01] ---**
Are you okay? You've been in here a while!
**[02:03] ---**
Does your tummy ache?
**[02:04] ---**
-Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
-Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[02:08] ---**
What do you suppose is wrong
with Zo Zo Zombie?
**[02:10] ---**
He's just lying there like a flat tire.
**[02:13] ---**
You've got to be more healthy, like us!
**[02:18] ---**
*Getting plenty of exercise!*
**[02:21] ---**
*Drinking healthy drinks!*
**[02:23] ---**
*And drinking them healthily!*
**[02:26] ---**
So from now on,
let's make Zo Zo Zombie healthier!
**[02:33] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[02:38] ---**
What are you doing up here, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[02:43] ---**
Did you drink something unhealthy?
**[02:55] ---**
What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[02:58] ---**
Wait a second, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:00] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[03:02] ---**
-Where are we going?
-Let go!
**[03:08] ---**
-Thank you, Zo Zo Zombie!
-Thank you, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:10] ---**
You have given us a new purpose in life!
**[03:14] ---**
Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
MEETING THAT GUY AT THE RIVER!
**[03:27] ---**
This is going to be the best prank ever,
right, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[03:34] ---**
*I can't wait to see my uncle's face*
*when you jump out at him!*
**[03:36] ---**
*The look on his face would be*
*a sight to see!*
**[03:40] ---**
Let me see your best fish impression.
**[03:47] ---**
That's perfect, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:50] ---**
Here we go, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:55] ---**
Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:09] ---**
Hey, you! You're not a fish!
**[04:12] ---**
MERMAN
LORD OF THE RIVER
**[04:13] ---**
That's the worst disguise I've ever seen!
**[04:17] ---**
You're a fraud!
**[04:19] ---**
But if you intend to stay, I'm leaving!
There's no room down here for both of us!
**[04:24] ---**
Just the right time
for a change of surroundings!
**[04:28] ---**
Good day to you, sir!
**[04:34] ---**
Just a little bit more.
**[04:56] ---**
I'm here!
**[04:58] ---**
This is a nice place indeed!
**[05:00] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, what are you doing in there?
**[05:06] ---**
If you're here,
then who just went in there?
**[05:12] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[05:17] ---**
I was once the lord of the river.
**[05:19] ---**
Now I am the lord of this residence!
**[05:23] ---**
We've got to get him out of here
before my uncle gets home!
**[05:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[05:33] ---**
Do something, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:51] ---**
Life out of the river is turning out
to be really good.
**[05:55] ---**
He's still going?
**[06:17] ---**
Where's the guy who wants to be my friend?
**[06:21] ---**
Thanks, Jay!
**[06:24] ---**
You kids, what is the meaning of this?
**[06:27] ---**
Our prank's a success!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
A WONDERFUL PRESENT FOR THAT GIRL!
**[06:36] ---**
Are you using tuna-scented shampoo?
**[06:40] ---**
I want to go and eat that sometime!
**[06:42] ---**
Oh, it's Zobina.
**[06:44] ---**
Hey, this could be your chance!
**[06:46] ---**
Why don't you go talk to her?
**[06:48] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[06:50] ---**
You should give her something special
to show her you care.
**[06:53] ---**
You know, something from deep inside you!
**[06:58] ---**
So then she said, "What do you mean?"
**[07:00] ---**
And I said,
"If you don't know, then whatever!"
**[07:09] ---**
Sorry, it's just the waiter
asking for my order.
**[07:13] ---**
I don't need anything.
**[07:14] ---**
So anyway, I was really mad...
**[07:17] ---**
Well? How did it work out?
**[07:25] ---**
Pretty, aren't they?
**[07:28] ---**
Give Zobina one of those!
**[07:30] ---**
BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ZOMBIES
**[07:37] ---**
Really? That's so annoying!
**[07:48] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[08:15] ---**
FAT ARMY
**[08:27] ---**
That's the whole thing, you know?
I mean, really!
**[08:33] ---**
And then...
**[08:35] ---**
I think you better give up on
getting her some flowers.
**[09:00] ---**
Can you guys just stop this nonsense?
**[09:12] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, are you okay?
**[09:28] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[09:30] ---**
I'm allergic to flowers!
**[09:32] ---**
That just sucks!
**[09:34] ---**
Hey, waiter. Bring me a café au lait.
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
THE BIRTH OF A SUPERHERO!
**[09:47] ---**
Check out this "Superhero Classroom"
they're advertising!
**[09:50] ---**
If you ask me, you should totally sign up
for that, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:53] ---**
You'd be a great superhero!
**[10:07] ---**
Welcome to the Superhero Classroom!
**[10:10] ---**
If you take lessons here,
**[10:12] ---**
you'll be a hero
who's even cooler than me!
**[10:15] ---**
But first,
**[10:17] ---**
you'll just have to sign this agreement.
**[10:22] ---**
Very well.
**[10:23] ---**
Every superhero must master
the superhero strut, so follow me!
**[10:32] ---**
Your strut needs some work.
**[10:34] ---**
Next, we'll work on your flying.
**[10:36] ---**
Go ahead and jump!
**[10:45] ---**
Not so great at flying.
**[10:51] ---**
That was a great pose, Tania!
Well done indeed!
**[10:53] ---**
A hero's pose is essential
for effective super-heroing!
**[10:56] ---**
It tells ordinary people,
"Stand back folks, I'm a hero!"
**[11:00] ---**
Your turn, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[11:08] ---**
Just a so-so hero pose.
**[11:10] ---**
Now I want you all to try and discover
what your hidden superpower is!
**[11:15] ---**
Good one, Tania! We'll call your power,
"The Fire-Flame Belch!"
**[11:19] ---**
How about you, Zo Zo Zombie?
What power do you have?
**[11:26] ---**
Stop! That's enough, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:31] ---**
It really pains me to say this,
**[11:33] ---**
but you just don't have
what it takes to become a superhero.
**[11:39] ---**
He's right, you're pathetic!
**[11:43] ---**
You!
**[11:44] ---**
Mr. Demon!
**[11:47] ---**
You're just a failure!
**[11:53] ---**
That's just disgusting!
**[11:55] ---**
-Go, Zo Zo Zombie!
-You can do it!
**[12:00] ---**
Take that!
**[12:02] ---**
And that!
**[12:03] ---**
Take that!
**[12:06] ---**
Pay close attention now, everyone!
**[12:08] ---**
This is a classic archenemy battle!
**[12:10] ---**
Everything's going to be decided here!
**[12:14] ---**
FARTING BEANS
**[12:16] ---**
That's...
**[12:22] ---**
SECRET ORGAN TECHNIQUE!
**[12:24] ---**
No, stop!
**[12:25] ---**
Is that Zo Zo Zombie's
secret killer technique?
**[12:29] ---**
BLADDER
**[12:37] ---**
Amazing!
**[12:38] ---**
You've defeated your arch-enemy,
just like a true superhero!
**[12:41] ---**
You passed!
**[12:44] ---**
What the heck was that salty liquid?
**[12:48] ---**
Pee?
# E16 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Sixteen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9V4W1W6/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-sixteen)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
I HATE HALLOWEEN!
PART 1
**[00:16] ---**
Why are you so afraid
of trick-or-treaters, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[00:19] ---**
You're a real zombie, for crying out loud!
**[00:22] ---**
These are all just kids dressed up
in silly costumes.
**[00:25] ---**
Trick or treating is just for fun!
**[00:26] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[00:29] ---**
Sorry about that.
He's afraid of you for some weird reason!
**[00:35] ---**
Hi! Could you guys tell me
how to get to the next block?
**[00:40] ---**
Really, dude? She's a princess!
**[00:45] ---**
You're taking this
way too seriously, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[00:47] ---**
Could you please take all this candy?
**[00:50] ---**
The kids are on such a sugar high,
I'm about to lose my mind!
**[00:58] ---**
Hey, she's only trying
to give us candy, man!
**[01:18] ---**
AN ENVIRONMENT
WHERE ZO ZO ZOMBIE CAN RELAX
**[01:21] ---**
Leave this house at once,
**[01:25] ---**
or else!
**[01:29] ---**
Oh, sorry, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[01:31] ---**
I was just drinking some tea.
**[01:34] ---**
But seriously,
you can't stay in this house.
**[01:38] ---**
Halloween scares me so much.
I just stay here the whole time.
**[01:42] ---**
I haven't even changed clothes in 17 days!
**[01:45] ---**
My undies are starting to get loose.
**[01:47] ---**
Do you want to see my underwear?
**[01:53] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[01:57] ---**
They must have seen you come here
and followed you!
**[02:02] ---**
No one's home, I guess.
**[02:05] ---**
Are they gone yet?
**[02:13] ---**
What a relief!
**[02:14] ---**
Hey, I have some tea. Do you want
to have some before heading back home?
**[02:21] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[02:24] ---**
Who are you?
**[02:26] ---**
Do you know him?
**[02:27] ---**
Have you forgotten about me?
**[02:32] ---**
It's Zombie Hunter Joe!
**[02:34] ---**
Do you really don't know him?
**[02:37] ---**
Darn zombies, today's the day you...
**[02:42] ---**
Today's the day you...
**[02:44] ---**
Today's the...
**[02:45] ---**
Hey, could you guys
just come here instead?
**[02:48] ---**
Maybe if you tried to come in sideways...
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[02:55] ---**
There we go.
**[02:58] ---**
You fools!
**[02:59] ---**
Today's the day you and your friend
get exterminated, zombie!
**[03:03] ---**
Is this guy really going to do us in?
**[03:07] ---**
Well, there's only one thing
we can do, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[03:10] ---**
Run for your life!
**[03:11] ---**
Today is the day that you guys die,
zombie scum.
**[03:14] ---**
And since you're already dead,
you'll just have to die one more time!
**[03:17] ---**
TO BE CONTINUED!
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
HOMEWORK'S MY FAVORITE!
**[03:29] ---**
Man, I was up all night finishing
this stupid math homework.
**[03:32] ---**
Who knew that math could be such a bore?
**[03:36] ---**
Right, I did. I knew that.
**[03:43] ---**
What?
**[03:44] ---**
What are you sniffing at?
**[03:49] ---**
Hey, hang on!
**[03:51] ---**
That's my lunch box!
No touching, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:03] ---**
Cut it out, Zo Zo Zombie, I told you!
**[04:08] ---**
Mere donuts are not enough for me!
**[04:11] ---**
BACKPACK ZOMBIE
**[04:14] ---**
I want to eat that homework of yours!
**[04:18] ---**
No! That homework took me all night to do!
**[04:23] ---**
More. I want more!
**[04:26] ---**
*Ba-ba-back, back, backpack!*
**[04:28] ---**
We've got to stop him, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:30] ---**
We can't let him eat everyone's homework!
**[04:35] ---**
Forget about the donuts!
**[04:40] ---**
Delicious! I want more!
**[04:42] ---**
Homework is delicious! Give me more...
**[04:45] ---**
What the heck? I need reinforcements!
**[05:03] ---**
What do we do, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[05:08] ---**
SPARE HANDS
**[05:20] ---**
Backpack Zombies! Feast your eyes on this!
**[05:27] ---**
Get him!
**[05:38] ---**
SUCKING ORGAN
**[05:45] ---**
Darn it! He can't suck up
all of us! Get him!
**[06:04] ---**
Where are you going, you cowards?
**[06:12] ---**
Wait a second!
**[06:20] ---**
Take it!
**[06:22] ---**
I'm out of here!
**[06:25] ---**
Now I have to buy a new backpack!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
WRITING A DIARY IS EXCITING!
**[06:41] ---**
ZOBINA
**[06:58] ---**
Time for special delivery to Zobina!
**[07:13] ---**
PRINTING FACTORY
**[07:39] ---**
SWIMMING ORGAN
**[07:44] ---**
ZOBINA'S HOUSE
**[07:50] ---**
Watch out!
**[07:58] ---**
Do your best!
**[08:12] ---**
You'll never be able to catch up with me.
**[08:15] ---**
You're a dimwit, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[08:21] ---**
And I was just like, "Whatever..."
**[08:24] ---**
And she said, like, totally not whatever!
**[08:36] ---**
It looks like we have a winner!
**[08:38] ---**
And I told her, "If that's what you think,
then get lost!"
**[08:42] ---**
Hold on, there's somebody at the door.
**[08:44] ---**
Bye, Mr. Loser.
**[08:49] ---**
What the... What is this doing here?
**[08:55] ---**
Oh, my!
**[08:57] ---**
These drawings are the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me!
**[09:02] ---**
Did you bring me this?
**[09:05] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:06] ---**
I love having books, reading books,
and drawing on pages.
**[09:09] ---**
And probably more than anything else...
**[09:12] ---**
I really love eating them!
**[09:17] ---**
Thanks for the food!
But next time you come, bring pizza okay?
**[09:20] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[09:32] ---**
Hello?
**[09:33] ---**
No, nothing. What's happening?
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
MY BRAIN RAN AWAY!
**[10:04] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie? Are you okay?
**[10:10] ---**
No more gross than usual.
**[10:13] ---**
What?
**[10:15] ---**
Here's the problem, man.
**[10:16] ---**
Your brain isn't even in here!
**[10:18] ---**
It looks like it left a note.
**[10:21] ---**
"I've gone out to look for a better body."
**[10:24] ---**
We've got to get your brain back!
**[10:27] ---**
So in the meantime,
while we're looking for your brain,
**[10:30] ---**
let's put this instead!
**[10:33] ---**
This ought to do it!
**[10:37] ---**
All right! It works perfectly!
**[10:44] ---**
Yummy!
**[10:52] ---**
Hey!
**[10:54] ---**
Oh, hi, Zo Zo Zombie!
We're so glad to see you!
**[10:57] ---**
Stop joking! We're leaving you
to find another body!
**[11:01] ---**
We won't come back, no matter what you do!
**[11:07] ---**
We love toast!
**[11:09] ---**
Let's stay here with him after all.
**[11:11] ---**
No way! Let's go!
**[11:13] ---**
We're leaving to find a body
that knows how to have some fun!
**[11:16] ---**
A body that's not afraid
to live dangerously!
**[11:19] ---**
Prove it! Let's see you do
something risky!
**[11:29] ---**
That's so lame!
**[11:30] ---**
You have to do something that
I deem worthy!
**[11:38] ---**
All right!
**[11:39] ---**
See if you can make it to the other side
of the highway in one piece!
**[11:48] ---**
Oh, yes, that's the way!
**[11:49] ---**
Now maybe we can try
something more low-key.
**[11:52] ---**
Like knitting for example?
**[11:54] ---**
Now for something a little more exciting!
**[11:57] ---**
Yes! This is the best!
**[12:01] ---**
Watch out, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:10] ---**
He's falling!
**[12:12] ---**
I can't hold on!
**[12:13] ---**
Hang on! All three of us will be
together forever!
**[12:16] ---**
I'm trying!
**[12:28] ---**
A FEW DAYS LATER
**[12:31] ---**
Being safe all the time's kind of boring.
**[12:33] ---**
I almost miss Mr. Left Brain.
**[12:40] ---**
I'm back from my world trip!
**[12:43] ---**
Yes!
**[12:44] ---**
You're back!
**[12:45] ---**
Let's do fun stuff again!
# E17 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Seventeen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR4PZ3E8Y/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-seventeen)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
I'M IN TROUBLE WITHOUT HIM!
**[00:20] ---**
I've got you now, you zombie freak!
**[00:22] ---**
There's no escape for you!
**[00:23] ---**
ZOMBIE HUNTER JOE
**[00:24] ---**
CHASING ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:34] ---**
Not so fast!
**[00:37] ---**
Nice try, but...
**[00:46] ---**
WHY ARE WE ALWAYS THE ONES
WHO HAVE TO SUFFER SUCH A FATE?
**[00:49] ---**
I'M DONE WITH THIS.
**[01:13] ---**
You can't find your arms
anywhere around here?
**[01:17] ---**
Where would your arms
even want to go anyway?
**[01:21] ---**
I wonder where they are.
**[01:42] ---**
WOOD CHIPPER
**[01:59] ---**
Poor Zo Zo Zombie.
**[02:01] ---**
It looks like they're not coming back.
**[02:12] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie says that
he really misses you and he's sorry!
**[02:22] ---**
And he says he won't let you get hurt,
**[02:24] ---**
as much...
**[02:25] ---**
if you come back!
**[02:33] ---**
Hands up!
**[02:36] ---**
I got you this time!
**[02:39] ---**
I said, hands up!
**[02:44] ---**
Fine! If that's what you want then.
**[02:47] ---**
Sayonara, zombie freak!
**[02:58] ---**
Your angry arms came back to lend a hand!
**[03:16] ---**
You know, just in case!
**[03:20] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
I PICKED UP A MAGIC WAND!
**[03:25] ---**
Go! Throw that stick for Mochi!
**[03:32] ---**
You threw it too far, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:36] ---**
TAKOSKI
REPAIRING SPACESHIP
**[03:36] ---**
Fold this lid then...
**[03:45] ---**
Now to install...
**[03:46] ---**
What? Where did it go?
**[03:49] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[03:56] ---**
Mochi?
**[03:59] ---**
Up there!
**[04:03] ---**
But how did you get up there?
**[04:06] ---**
Hang on, I know!
**[04:07] ---**
That's definitely a magic wand!
**[04:11] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
Try casting a magic spell on me too!
**[04:17] ---**
Why didn't it work this time?
**[04:36] ---**
Found it!
**[04:38] ---**
That transportation beamer is mine
and I'll be needing it to get home.
**[04:42] ---**
Come on, hand it over!
**[04:47] ---**
Oh, I see, you beamed
that boy with it, did you?
**[04:50] ---**
Well, let's see where he went.
**[04:52] ---**
Tough break.
**[04:53] ---**
Beamed into the stratosphere.
**[04:57] ---**
I would bring him down if I could,
but the beamer's a one-way ticket, sorry.
**[05:01] ---**
Forget about it and hand that over.
**[05:04] ---**
Oh, Zo Zo Zombie,
**[05:06] ---**
sometimes in life,
**[05:08] ---**
there are
**[05:10] ---**
times where you
**[05:11] ---**
can't do anything!
**[05:14] ---**
Quit it!
**[05:19] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! You found me
and came to the rescue!
**[05:23] ---**
Hurry and beam us out,
we're all about to get splattered!
**[05:36] ---**
We're saved...
**[05:38] ---**
No way! Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:47] ---**
Now what?
**[05:50] ---**
Heaven?
**[06:11] ---**
Okay...
**[06:13] ---**
I wonder where we are this...
**[06:17] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! Hurry up!
Get us down from here!
**[06:22] ---**
Nice job, idiot. You broke the beamer!
**[06:24] ---**
Now the only way down is to fall!
**[06:26] ---**
No way!
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
IT'S A BATTLE OVER THAT!
**[06:37] ---**
ISAM
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BOY
**[06:39] ---**
We're down to our last donut.
**[06:41] ---**
I'll go get some more.
**[06:43] ---**
Now you guys share that last one
fair and square, okay?
**[06:47] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
ISAM'S FRIEND
**[06:49] ---**
MOCHI
ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S PET
**[07:22] ---**
SPINAL JET
**[07:39] ---**
ZOOL
SNOT ZOMBIE
**[07:39] ---**
What I wouldn't give for a nice donut
right about now...
**[07:48] ---**
Hey, you two! What the heck are...
**[07:53] ---**
Well, well, looky here!
I'll be taking this!
**[08:24] ---**
I'm going to enjoy eating you!
**[08:28] ---**
How dare you invade my stinky domain!
**[08:37] ---**
SLUDGE ZOMBIE
**[08:44] ---**
Leave this place at once!
**[09:01] ---**
That's gross.
**[09:19] ---**
What? Hey, hold on a second!
**[09:21] ---**
How come your donut piece
is bigger than ours?
**[09:31] ---**
Stop right there!
**[09:34] ---**
What?
**[09:35] ---**
Come back here!
**[09:38] ---**
Did I miss something?
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
BEES TOOK MY UNDIES!
**[09:47] ---**
Thanks for the raft, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[09:49] ---**
Who knew a bunch of zombie intestines
could make such a good float?
**[09:56] ---**
Well, we should probably head home.
**[10:04] ---**
Oh, that was great!
**[10:07] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, look!
Aren't those your undies?
**[10:13] ---**
Hey, Zo Zo Zombie, where's your swimwear?
**[10:18] ---**
That poopy guy Zo Zo Zombie
is so pathetic, isn't he?
**[10:27] ---**
You're not thinking of catching those bees
and getting your undies back, are you?
**[10:42] ---**
I think you should come up
with another plan.
**[10:52] ---**
What's your next plan, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[10:58] ---**
I see. Fishing for undies!
**[11:05] ---**
I think you hooked them, Zo Zo Zombie!
Pull them up!
**[11:15] ---**
BEE ZOMBIE
QUITE TROUBLESOME
**[11:20] ---**
The bees transformed into a Bee Zombie
thanks to your dirty zombie undies!
**[11:25] ---**
Let's get out of here fast!
**[11:27] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:38] ---**
BUG SPRAY
**[11:41] ---**
ZOMBIE SPRAY
**[12:00] ---**
Oh, man, you should do something
**[12:02] ---**
before they sting you to death
from the inside!
**[12:08] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[12:10] ---**
How can you be here
when you're over there and...
**[12:12] ---**
Oh, I get it! You took off your skin!
**[12:19] ---**
BATO
ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S FRIEND
**[12:21] ---**
It's Bato!
**[12:33] ---**
You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:36] ---**
Yuck! Put something on, you pervert!
**[12:40] ---**
Right on!
**[12:48] ---**
-Yuck, that sucks.
-Yuck, that sucks.
# E18 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eighteen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ058X4Y/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-eighteen)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
BOXING SHOWDOWN!
**[00:20] ---**
BOXING ZOMBIE
**[00:22] ---**
Go ahead and finish him off, Boxer Zombie!
**[00:24] ---**
Got it.
**[00:33] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie,
you do not want to fight this guy!
**[00:41] ---**
It's the Donut Belt!
**[00:43] ---**
You really think you can win that for us?
**[00:54] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin!
Boxer Zombie vs. Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:00] ---**
You really think you can beat me?
**[01:11] ---**
You just made a huge mistake!
**[01:24] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[01:26] ---**
Finish him off, Boxer Zombie!
**[01:35] ---**
Hello? Is this 119?
**[01:37] ---**
We need an ambulance over here.
**[01:44] ---**
And next...
**[01:46] ---**
How about we play a little frisbee?
**[01:50] ---**
Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie.
He's just too strong for you.
**[01:53] ---**
Winner, Boxer Zombie!
**[01:55] ---**
Who's next? Any other challengers?
**[02:08] ---**
SAND ZOMBIE
MAD ABOUT BEING SPAT ON
**[02:10] ---**
It's the champion, Boxer Zombie,
versus Sand Zombie!
**[02:14] ---**
How about we just call it...
**[02:17] ---**
your win?
**[02:21] ---**
True power is born!
**[02:27] ---**
What do we have here?
Zo Zo Zombie is up for another challenge!
**[02:30] ---**
You really want that Donut Belt,
don't you?
**[02:34] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie vs. Sand Zombie!
**[02:39] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie's powering up?
**[02:48] ---**
Look at you, you cute little baby!
**[02:51] ---**
Why are you a baby?
**[02:53] ---**
Up high!
**[02:55] ---**
You're a good boy, aren't you?
**[03:01] ---**
You're very drippy though
and that's bad...
**[03:08] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie wins!
**[03:10] ---**
You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:13] ---**
But you're not going to
stay this way, are you?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:24] ---**
I GOT LOST IN A MYSTERIOUS WORLD!
**[04:00] ---**
ISAM ZOMBIE?
**[04:04] ---**
Oh, hey, Zo Zo Zombie. What are you...
**[04:10] ---**
Good morning!
**[04:13] ---**
Again?
**[04:15] ---**
Isam Zombie, you're always
getting messed up.
**[04:23] ---**
Hey, there, fellas!
**[04:25] ---**
Beautiful day for scraping up body parts
and organs off the road, isn't it?
**[04:30] ---**
Man, I love this job!
**[04:36] ---**
Hey, stop! Leave those alone!
**[04:42] ---**
Hey, I'm just doing my job trying
to keep the streets spleen-free!
**[04:46] ---**
Geez!
**[04:55] ---**
Not like this!
**[04:58] ---**
Not this either.
**[05:03] ---**
That's better.
**[05:09] ---**
You want to get back
to your world, don't you?
**[05:11] ---**
Simply go back out through
the same shining puddle you came in!
**[05:18] ---**
It's not around here.
**[05:27] ---**
Hi there, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[05:29] ---**
We were just heading to a party.
**[05:31] ---**
You guys want to tag along?
**[05:35] ---**
And then, Zo Zo Zombie, maybe you and I
could hang out, just the two of us!
**[05:39] ---**
What do you say?
**[05:42] ---**
You've got to find that shining puddle,
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:47] ---**
What's up with them?
**[05:55] ---**
The hole is closing!
**[06:02] ---**
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
**[06:19] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[06:21] ---**
Where are your legs?
**[06:26] ---**
What are we supposed to do
with these legs?
**[06:27] ---**
Beats me.
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
LET'S SOLVE HIS PROBLEMS!
**[06:36] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! Hakonosuke's come over!
**[06:41] ---**
I'm a factory box robot,
and I'm here to help!
**[06:44] ---**
Hakonosuke's not only cute
but super convenient as well!
**[06:48] ---**
How about a nice hot cup of tea,
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[06:54] ---**
Well, that's...
**[06:56] ---**
Maybe we should play outside!
**[07:02] ---**
There you go. Cool, right?
**[07:05] ---**
Can you go faster, Hakonosuke?
**[07:07] ---**
I'll be more than happy to!
**[07:08] ---**
Let's go!
**[07:10] ---**
Come on, faster! Faster!
**[07:13] ---**
Faster!
**[07:15] ---**
Wait a sec! Hakonosuke,
stop or you'll knock our blocks off!
**[07:34] ---**
I need some yarn...
**[07:47] ---**
Cool! There's nothing you can't do,
is there, Hakonosuke?
**[07:50] ---**
Oh, well...
**[07:52] ---**
And now, how about some lunch?
**[07:54] ---**
Donuts! Let's eat!
**[08:07] ---**
Watching us eat
is making Hakonosuke feel left out.
**[08:10] ---**
Hakonosuke is a robot after all.
**[08:21] ---**
You're giving me a heart?
**[08:31] ---**
He turned into a zombie?
**[08:36] ---**
Thanks!
**[08:39] ---**
Yummy! This is great! Do you have more?
**[08:42] ---**
The donut shop is that way, but--
**[08:43] ---**
Donut shop!
**[08:50] ---**
Hakonosuke, stop doing that!
**[08:52] ---**
I won't let you get in my way!
**[09:14] ---**
I did something bad.
**[09:18] ---**
Goodbye.
**[09:25] ---**
Hakonosuke!
**[09:29] ---**
Reboot complete.
**[09:33] ---**
I'm a factory box robot,
and I'm here to help!
**[09:36] ---**
Have some tea.
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
MISTAKEN FOR A THIEF!
**[09:46] ---**
Hey, you're in luck, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[09:48] ---**
With that, we can eat donuts!
**[09:52] ---**
-There he is!
-Get him!
**[09:55] ---**
That must belong to those people...
**[09:58] ---**
Drop it, we've got to run!
**[10:02] ---**
I guess it's not about the money!
**[10:09] ---**
Stop!
**[10:11] ---**
Give it back to us!
**[10:13] ---**
What are you chasing us for?
**[10:15] ---**
-Give it back!
-Give it back!
**[10:24] ---**
Stop chasing us already!
**[10:26] ---**
We left the money where it was back there!
**[10:37] ---**
What did you do, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[10:42] ---**
*This just in!*
**[10:44] ---**
*People all over town are mad*
*at a certain pie thief!*
**[10:48] ---**
*He has taken all the cherry pies*
*across town!*
**[10:52] ---**
*Deprived of their pies, a crazed mob*
*has formed and is on the loose!*
**[10:56] ---**
*If you see the perpetrator,*
*please exercise caution.*
**[10:59] ---**
*He may steal your pies too.*
**[11:02] ---**
That thief looks just like you,
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:08] ---**
What is it, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[11:11] ---**
You know where the perpetrator is?
**[11:14] ---**
-There he is!
-Get him!
**[11:15] ---**
Let's hurry up to where he's at
before we get caught!
**[11:22] ---**
Is the perpetrator hiding here?
**[11:28] ---**
Found you, you pie robber!
**[11:29] ---**
Indeed, I'm the one
who stole all those pies!
**[11:33] ---**
I know that voice! You're Zool!
**[11:35] ---**
But why did you put on
a Zo Zo Zombie disguise?
**[11:39] ---**
That's right!
**[11:40] ---**
*Your fleshy friend was doing his laundry*
*so I stole one of his skin suits!*
**[11:43] ---**
Thanks to you, everyone in town
thinks the pie thief is Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:48] ---**
Just as planned.
**[11:50] ---**
Capture Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:51] ---**
Give us back our pies!
**[11:53] ---**
Give our pies back!
**[11:56] ---**
A Zo Zo Zombie impostor
was the one who stole your pies!
**[12:00] ---**
Which one's the fake?
How do we know who's who?
**[12:03] ---**
I know just the way to do it!
**[12:05] ---**
Let's have a pie speed-eating contest,
and whoever wins is the real one!
**[12:17] ---**
Ready, go!
**[12:26] ---**
This glaze is making me snotty!
**[12:29] ---**
But I love pie so much,
I can't stop eating it!
**[12:31] ---**
Here's the proof!
**[12:33] ---**
He is the impostor and your pie thief!
**[12:35] ---**
Yikes!
**[12:36] ---**
-There he goes!
-Get him!
**[12:46] ---**
Eating all these pies is going to be
a lot of trouble.
# E19 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Nineteen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6JK7WDER/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-nineteen)
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**[00:05] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:13] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:17] ---**
I FOUND A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER!
**[00:24] ---**
Hey, it's a four-leaf clover!
We're in luck, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[00:28] ---**
If you carry one of these,
good things happen.
**[00:35] ---**
We'll see about that.
**[00:37] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
**[00:44] ---**
And so, I was like, whatever!
**[00:49] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie! You're really lucky!
**[00:51] ---**
It has to be
because of that four-leaf clover!
**[00:55] ---**
Hey, you there!
**[00:57] ---**
What you've got there
**[00:59] ---**
is my treasured four-leaf clover,
isn't it?
**[01:05] ---**
It's just as I thought!
**[01:07] ---**
Give it back this instant!
**[01:16] ---**
Oh, no, you dropped it down the sewers.
**[01:18] ---**
Oh, you have no idea
how bad your luck is going to be!
**[01:22] ---**
Stop!
**[01:33] ---**
You're not going to get away that easily!
**[01:38] ---**
Hey, stop running away! Go back that way!
**[01:52] ---**
Are you all right, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[01:54] ---**
This must be because
you dropped the four-leaf clover
**[01:56] ---**
and now, you're having
nothing but bad luck!
**[02:00] ---**
We've got to find that four-leaf clover
and get it back to the Rabbit Zombie!
**[02:04] ---**
And I mean now!
**[02:10] ---**
MOGURUMBA
ORGAN DRILL
**[02:22] ---**
You won't get away!
**[02:28] ---**
We have to find it quickly!
**[02:32] ---**
There!
**[02:33] ---**
The rat has it!
**[03:06] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[03:08] ---**
Hand it over!
**[03:11] ---**
All right, so no more bad luck now!
**[03:24] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:28] ---**
I HATE HALLOWEEN!
PART 2
**[03:29] ---**
Well, there's only one thing
we can do, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[03:32] ---**
Run for your life!
**[03:33] ---**
Today is the day that you guys die,
zombie scum.
**[03:36] ---**
And since you're already dead,
you'll just have to die one more time!
**[03:45] ---**
Stop right there!
**[03:47] ---**
-Don't come any closer!
-Stop right there!
**[03:53] ---**
Now I've got you, zombie scum!
**[04:00] ---**
Is that a new skill?
**[04:04] ---**
Whoa, a poodle!
**[04:09] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:10] ---**
Say goodbye!
**[04:12] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[04:14] ---**
Anyone home?
**[04:16] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:20] ---**
What? That's weird, there's nobody here.
**[04:23] ---**
I could've sworn I heard somebody.
**[04:26] ---**
Hey…
**[04:27] ---**
Quiet! They'll hear you!
**[04:34] ---**
Someone might be here after all!
**[04:36] ---**
Right, there's got to be
a candy stash here somewhere!
**[04:39] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[04:46] ---**
Where's the candy?
**[04:51] ---**
Where is it?
**[04:55] ---**
Gross!
**[05:01] ---**
Did you find any candy?
**[05:02] ---**
No luck.
**[05:04] ---**
Let's give up and go somewhere else.
**[05:10] ---**
As soon as they're gone,
you two better prepare yourselves!
**[05:16] ---**
There's somebody here!
**[05:19] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[05:22] ---**
There's definitely someone here!
**[05:26] ---**
Hey, you guys, I just heard the house
down the street is giving away chocolate!
**[05:30] ---**
-No way!
-No way!
**[05:31] ---**
You better hurry up
before they're all gone!
**[05:33] ---**
-Chocolate!
-Chocolate!
**[05:35] ---**
You can come out, you guys.
**[05:39] ---**
Now you guys won't escape!
**[05:41] ---**
Hold on, why are you two
so scared of trick-or-treaters anyway?
**[05:45] ---**
Hey!
**[05:48] ---**
Fine, I'll show you.
**[05:53] ---**
Whoa, a staircase!
**[05:56] ---**
As a trick-or-treater myself,
I've collected quite a stash of candy,
**[05:59] ---**
and I just can't bring myself to share it!
**[06:04] ---**
All right, Zo Zo Zombie,
how much candy do you have?
**[06:13] ---**
Amazing!
**[06:14] ---**
Not bad…
**[06:15] ---**
but check this out!
**[06:21] ---**
Oh, my chocolate, it's the mother lode!
**[06:25] ---**
No, get out of there!
**[06:27] ---**
You're desecrating
the ultimate candy shrine!
**[06:30] ---**
Geez, this is why I hate Halloween.
**[06:35] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:38] ---**
A ZOMBIE COVERED IN BANDAGES!
**[06:40] ---**
The museum is very big,
so try not to get lost.
**[06:44] ---**
And no touching!
**[06:47] ---**
I can't believe we are on a field trip
to the museum!
**[06:51] ---**
Isn't this fun, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[07:11] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
You can't just go touching stuff!
**[07:14] ---**
I'll get the teacher to help you,
**[07:16] ---**
so stay right here and don't move, okay?
**[07:29] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie?
Hey, where did you go, buddy?
**[07:38] ---**
MUMMY ZOMBIE
SLEEPING SOUNDLY
**[07:56] ---**
Hey, where are my wraps? How embarrassing!
**[08:00] ---**
Mummy…
**[08:15] ---**
There!
**[08:28] ---**
Hey, get back here!
**[08:35] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[08:47] ---**
Wait!
**[08:49] ---**
Give me back my wraps!
**[08:54] ---**
Oh, no…
**[08:55] ---**
Mummy!
**[09:09] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie,
I told you not to move around!
**[09:12] ---**
And what did you do to that artifact?
**[09:14] ---**
That was priceless!
You're in big trouble, mister!
**[09:18] ---**
Mummy…
**[09:27] ---**
I just wanted my wraps back…
**[09:30] ---**
Oh, sorry!
**[09:32] ---**
We need to go back now!
**[09:42] ---**
Again?
**[09:45] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:49] ---**
PERFORMING IN A ZOMBIE TV SHOW!
**[10:03] ---**
SAMURAI ZOMBIE, BAZOOKA ZOMBIE
**[10:05] ---**
Congratulations!
**[10:06] ---**
You're now a contestant on *Zombie Fighter*!
**[10:10] ---**
Now then, game…
**[10:13] ---**
start!
**[10:32] ---**
Hey! It's the main event from here on end!
**[10:35] ---**
So then, this is the first challenge! Go!
**[10:50] ---**
A bullseye from Bazooka Zombie!
**[11:13] ---**
And Samurai Zombie
wins the first challenge!
**[11:15] ---**
Victory!
**[11:19] ---**
Hey, let's continue
with the second challenge!
**[11:22] ---**
Start!
**[11:39] ---**
What a move by Zo Zo Zombie Zombie!
**[11:41] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie wins the second challenge!
**[11:48] ---**
And this is the third and final challenge!
**[11:51] ---**
Come out, everyone!
**[12:13] ---**
-Happy birthday, Zo Zo Zombie!
-Happy birthday, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:17] ---**
How do you like
your super special birthday surprise?
**[12:23] ---**
What do you mean
it's not your birthday today?
**[12:27] ---**
That's totally my bad then.
**[12:29] ---**
Well, it's not so bad, right?
**[12:53] ---**
Congratulations, you're now a contestant…
# E20 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Twenty
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KKD9W46/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-twenty)
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**[00:00] ---**
*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
**[00:08] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[00:12] ---**
SKATEBOARD STAR!
**[00:20] ---**
ACE,
ZO ZO'S HERO
**[00:39] ---**
You okay?
**[00:41] ---**
I've never seen anybody
doing headless boarding before.
**[00:43] ---**
That's cool!
**[00:46] ---**
My name's Ace. And you are?
**[00:51] ---**
Nice to meet you, Zo Zo!
**[00:55] ---**
You're full of surprises, man.
**[00:56] ---**
Want to ride with me?
**[01:02] ---**
Of course, dude. I'm talking to you!
**[01:17] ---**
Oh, yes! Ace forever!
**[01:28] ---**
Hey. That was a rad trick, dude.
**[01:36] ---**
Ace nails it! Try and beat that, Zo Zo!
**[01:45] ---**
-Isn't his name "Ace"?
-Guess he's gotten old.
**[01:50] ---**
I'll admit, that was funny.
**[01:53] ---**
The new kid's got a million rad tricks!
**[02:08] ---**
Well, it's not your fault, little dude.
**[02:11] ---**
It's just... I guess
it feels like I've peaked.
**[02:29] ---**
Don't worry, little shredder!
Ace is to the rescue!
**[02:52] ---**
-Ace saved that kid!
-He's a hero!
**[02:54] ---**
Ace is the best!
**[02:56] ---**
-Ace!
-Ace!
**[02:58] ---**
Thanks for that, Zo Zo.
You totally saved my rep.
**[03:14] ---**
You're that skateboarder that comes apart!
**[03:16] ---**
Can you sign my board?
**[03:19] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[03:23] ---**
BATTLE OF THE GARAGEBOTS!
**[03:31] ---**
Zo Zo...
**[03:32] ---**
I don't think jogging's for me...
**[03:40] ---**
That's a good way to get around!
**[03:46] ---**
PROFESSOR HONEORI
**[03:51] ---**
Hi, anybody home?
**[03:55] ---**
Doesn't seem like the prof's here.
**[04:00] ---**
Okay, so what's this brilliant
idea of yours, Zo Zo?
**[04:08] ---**
BRAIN BOOST LEVEL 5
SUPER COMPUTER
**[04:20] ---**
Whoa, what?
**[04:27] ---**
ZO ZO MECHBOT
**[04:29] ---**
You did it! It's just like that baby!
**[04:38] ---**
Somebody help!
**[04:57] ---**
That was awesome, Zo!
**[05:01] ---**
What the?
**[05:05] ---**
This is now my laboratory.
**[05:08] ---**
I will destroy all who stand in my way.
**[05:11] ---**
Zo Zo!
**[05:12] ---**
Let's get out of here!
**[05:15] ---**
Take that!
**[05:24] ---**
And that!
**[05:31] ---**
Ouch...
**[05:34] ---**
You get off there! I can't see!
**[05:41] ---**
Help, Zo Zo!
**[05:51] ---**
Will you quit it!
**[05:56] ---**
Darn, I can't move!
**[05:58] ---**
I won't forget this!
**[06:05] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[06:06] ---**
Professor Honeori?
**[06:08] ---**
If it wasn't for you two, I'd be toast!
**[06:13] ---**
Right, we sure kicked Mister Demon's butt!
**[06:19] ---**
Professor, do something!
**[06:23] ---**
Once you get that liquid on you,
there's no removing it.
**[06:30] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[06:34] ---**
LIVING WITH THAT GUY!
**[07:07] ---**
ZOMBIE MAGAZINE
**[07:11] ---**
Your shower's still broken, I see.
**[07:14] ---**
Finding a new room might be a good idea.
**[07:17] ---**
Look at this!
**[07:19] ---**
Someone's offering a room!
**[07:24] ---**
According to the ad,
it should be around here...
**[07:27] ---**
This must be it.
**[07:31] ---**
Hey...
**[07:33] ---**
Wait, you're the guys who wanted to rent?
**[07:35] ---**
This is my place and
I won't let the likes of you rent here.
**[07:38] ---**
Sure, sure. Show us the room already!
**[07:41] ---**
Where are you going?
I didn't say you could come in!
**[07:46] ---**
It's so spacious! Wow! It's beautiful!
**[07:49] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[07:51] ---**
I didn't know you lived in
such a large, amazing place!
**[07:55] ---**
Oh, well...
**[08:02] ---**
Fine, then.
**[08:04] ---**
But let's get a few things straight here.
**[08:06] ---**
As long as you can keep the place clean,
I'll let you stay here with me!
**[08:18] ---**
Hey, don't touch my stuff!
**[08:28] ---**
Hey!
**[08:30] ---**
That's mine!
**[08:45] ---**
You...
**[08:54] ---**
That's disgusting!
**[08:56] ---**
Hey, go clean the bathroom!
**[09:19] ---**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[09:20] ---**
You wrecked my house!
**[09:26] ---**
He's mine!
**[09:28] ---**
I've had it with you!
**[09:29] ---**
Get out of here!
**[09:34] ---**
There's no place like home, right?
**[09:40] ---**
ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:43] ---**
I WANT TO DRINK WATER NO MATTER WHAT!
**[09:49] ---**
Man, it's so hot,
I don't care about anything.
**[09:53] ---**
I don't even care
if a goal is right in front of me.
**[09:59] ---**
My throat's so dry.
**[10:06] ---**
I want some ice-cold water.
**[10:08] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie,
you've got to go find us some water...
**[10:21] ---**
WATER FOUNTAIN
**[10:33] ---**
FART!
**[11:23] ---**
ESOPHAGUS
**[11:40] ---**
DOG POOP
**[12:22] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie sure is taking his time.
**[12:25] ---**
What's taking him so long?
**[12:43] ---**
I wonder if Zo Zo Zombie
found some water somewhere?