E6 - Smiley and the Flying Lost One

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[00:01] Smiley
    What we got? What we got? What we got?
[00:03] Smiley
    What we got? What we got? What we... Huh?
[00:10] Doron
    Doron!
[00:14] Madam
    Everything I saw reflected in his eyes
[00:18] Madam
    taught me about the world
    I was still naïve about back then.
[00:24] Madam
    It was fate that we met.
[00:28] Madam
    People are like the moon.
[00:30] Madam
    We all have a dark side
    nobody else ever sees.
[02:08] Hank
    Where all the bad kids at?
SIGN    Smiley and the
    Flying Lost One
SIGN    Smiley and the
    Flying Lost One
SIGN    Smiley and the
    Flying Lost One
[02:13] Hank
    Found ya!
[02:15] Berry
    You got me!
[02:17] Hank
    You're it now, Berry.
[02:19] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy's a slowpoke.
[02:21] Berry
    Aw, we're still doing
    this hide-and-seek thing?
[02:24] Finn
    Testing is essential.
[02:26] Berry
    Can't you just test it yourself?
[02:29] Finn
    No. When building a world,
[02:32] Finn
    you need clinical objectivity to reinforce
    it where needed, not experience.
[02:35] Berry
    Seems like a waste to me, making something
     like this but never experiencing it.
[02:41] Finn
    Basing everything on a subjective
    experience leads to emotional fallacies,
[02:46] Finn
    which can in turn lead to bad judgment.
[02:50] Hank
    Real easy to sound cool when
     you're quotin' someone else.
[02:52] Finn
    Pipe down, Namahage Demon.
[02:54] Hack
    Everyone do the 'hage dance!
[02:56] Finn
    Can we please just resume the test already?
[02:59] Hank
    Well, if you think about it,
[03:01] Hank
    the objective Finn and the
    subjective Hack make the ultimate duo.
[03:07] Berry
    You really think so?
[03:09] Smiley
    Hey, detectives. Time for work.
[03:12] Smiley
    Ta-da!
[03:13] Smiley
    Here's our new client.
[03:16] Hank
    This is our client?
[03:18] Doron
    I am the general-purpose drone, Doron, yes.
[03:22] Berry
    Doron the drone, huh?
[03:24] Hack
    Zoom! Droney-droney-drone!
[03:26] Doron
    Although, frankly, I'm not sure if
     I actually like the name or not...
[03:31] Smiley
    Hey now!
[03:32] Smiley
    I gave it to you. You don't even 
    remember your real one, you pile of junk.
[03:35] Doron
    For your information, 
    I am not a pile of junk!
[03:38] Doron
    I believe a fault in my protocols is
    to blame for me losing my memories.
[03:41] Doron
    Which means I am malfunctioning, not junk!
[03:45] Berry
    So you've got, like, amnesia?
[03:47] Finn
    He's "lost," essentially.
    A case of a wandering AI drone.
[03:52] Hank
    Hey, she found you in a junkyard
     on the edge of town, right?
[03:56] Smiley
    He came flying at me from outta nowhere.
[03:59] Doron
    I am certain that my owner has
    been inconvenienced by losing me.
[04:03] Doron
    I ask that you find my owner for me.
[04:06] Hank
    So it's the owner that's
     inconvenienced, huh?
[04:08] Finn
    It should just be a case of checking
    your Customer Center registration.
[04:11] Finn
    Right, Watson?
[04:14] Smiley
    Except we couldn't find
     a registration number.
[04:16] Smiley
    Which makes this a job for
    the Yurei Detective Club.
[04:19] Berry
    No memories, no registration, and hunting
     for his owner without a single clue!
[04:25] Berry
    So Love-y!
[04:26] Finn
    Not interested.
[04:28] Hack
    No bingo.
[04:29] Hack
    Hey, Finn, let's keep doin'
     that thing from before!
[04:32] Finn
    I need to water the plants on the
    roof first, and you're helping.
[04:40] Hank
    Kinda weird to see you helping people
    out, Smiley. Or robots, in this case.
[04:46] Smiley
    I've never seen this model of drone before,
[04:48] Smiley
    so I figure the owner's
    gotta be rollin' in Love.
[04:51] Hank
    That makes sense.
[04:52] Hank
    Seems to have a few years on him, too.
[04:57] Hank
    Well, I'm in!
[04:58] Berry
    Yeah, me too!
[05:00] Doron
    I-I-I-I am ever so grateful.
[05:02] Doron
    Helping me like this... I can't
    thank you enough-nough-nough...
[05:07] Smiley
    You're shaking kind of a lot there.
     You sure you're not junk?
[05:11] Doron
    H-H-How r-rude!
[05:14] Berry
    Some kind of vibration function?
[05:16] Doron
    I-I th-think I-I'm j-j-just
    sh-shaking w-with g-g-gratitude...
[05:21] Berry
    You okay?
[05:22] Dorone
    Y-Y-Yes...
[05:26] Smiley
    Told ya he was junk.
[05:31] Hank
    Huh, you don't see this every day.
[05:33] Smiley
    Well?
[05:34] Berry
    Can you fix him?
[05:35] Berry
    Hey, there's some kind of number here.
[05:37] Hank
    Probably a production number.
[05:39] Hank
    Gotta say, the little dude's a lot more
    complex than you'd think from lookin' at him.
[05:44] Smiley
    I bet that means an even bigger Love payout.
[05:48] Hank
    Okay...
[05:50] Berry
    What are you doing?
[05:51] Hank
    Seeing what kinda data he has.
[05:53] Smiley
    Will you be able to read his memories?
[05:55] Hank
    Won't know until I take a look.
[05:58] Hank
    I can say this much, though...
[06:01] Hank
    We're looking at an illegal drone here.
[06:03] Smiley
    Love-y!
[06:07] Hank
    There.
[06:08] Hank
    All done!
[06:09] Berry
    Nice!
[06:11] Hank
    Okay, from the scope
    of these customizations,
[06:14] Hank
    it's fair to say this drone acted as
     its owner's proxy on the regular.
[06:18] Hank
    But the owner seems to have gone missing.
[06:21] Hank
    And the only clue left behind?
[06:23] Smiley
    Quit building the suspense.
[06:25] Hank
    Get a load of this.
[06:28] Smiley
    I have no idea what I'm looking at.
[06:30] Hank
    Exactly. It was made this way
    on purpose to keep it hidden.
[06:33] Hank
    Pretty patchy, too.
[06:35] Hank
    This is the one part I was able to restore.
[06:41] Berry
    "Zero is a lie."
[06:42] Berry
    "And everything that isn't zero is reality."
[06:45] Berry
    Phantom Zero!
[06:47] Smiley
    For real?
[06:48] Berry
    This is the one from the game, though.
[06:51] Smiley
    So who's the guy with Doron?
[06:54] Berry
    Hey, I know! If they're playing
    together, maybe that's his owner!
[06:59] Doron
    Hello!
[07:01] Doron
    What was I doing?
[07:03] Berry
    Great! You're all better. Now we
    can get to work on the investigation.
[07:08] Doron
    Is this my owner?
[07:11] Berry
    Well, he's in the picture with you.
[07:16] Doron
    His face isn't ringing any bells.
[07:17] Smiley
    See? Junk.
[07:19] Doron
    How rude! It's the repairs
    made to me that are junk!
[07:22] Hank
    Excuse me?!
[07:25] Finn
    I guess that should do it for today.
[07:27] Hack
    It was kinda like "Ungh"
    when I landed right at the end.
[07:31] Hack
    Could ya make it more like "Klak!"?
[07:33] Finn
    I see. Let me make the adjustments.
[07:36] Hack
    Found something.
[07:38] Hack
    What's this symbol?
[07:39] Finn
    Let me see.
[07:42] Finn
    Interesting.
[07:43] Finn
    Hack, I need you to go back in.
[07:45] Hack
    What for?
[07:47] Finn
    There's something I'd like to look up.
[07:49] Smiley
    This is a list of people who
    have reported lost hardware.
[07:53] Berry
    That's a lot to go through.
[07:55] Doron
    Is this really going to get us anywhere?
[07:58] Smiley
    Yeah, I mean, you're illegal in the first place,
    right? No way you'd get reported missing.
[08:05] Doron
    I'm i-i-illegal?! I-I had no idea!
[08:09] Berry
    Then, let's look up that production
     number on his circuit board.
[08:09] Doron
    But what is it about me that's illegal?
[08:12] Smiley
    Why?
[08:13] Doron
    Is my very existence a crime?!
[08:13] Berry
    I bet the parts he's made from are legal.
[08:16] Smiley
    Oh, I get it!
[08:17] Doron
    Oh dear, I'm illegal.
[08:21] Berry
    There. Everyone who has a legit
    drone has been excluded.
[08:24] Doron
    Then, my owner who we saw using the
    Deco must be one of the people left?
[08:30] Berry
    Yeah! Let's go through it together.
[08:32] Doron
    Thank you so much, Miss Berry.
[08:35] Smiley
    You really like to stick your nose
    into everyone's business, don't you?
[08:39] Berry
    Do I?
[08:41] Smiley
    I didn't say it was a bad thing.
[08:44] Berry
    Hey, I haven't seen the Madam
     lately. What's she up to?
[08:48] Smiley
    Guess she hasn't been in the mood to drop by.
[08:54] Berry
    Ah, he broke again.
[08:55] Smiley
    Give it a rest already,
    you flying junk heap.
[08:57] Doron
    How rude. Also, you're wrong.
[08:59] {Right column
    Paulie
[08:59] Names; left column
    Jon
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] Names; left column
    Kearney
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] Names; left column
    Roy
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] {Right column
    Amy
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] {Right column
    Dean
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] {Right column
    Jiro
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] Doron
    Look here.
[09:01] Smiley
    One of them is registered to a... Kearney?
[09:03] Doron
    This person is my owner.
[09:06] Berry
    Now to run a search on
    his last known location...
SIGN    Kearney
SIGN    Kearney
[09:12] Smiley
    Wait, that's...
[09:13] Berry
    "Sunflower"?
[09:15] Berry
    It's an old folks' home.
[09:17] Berry
    I guess that's where he was using you.
[09:20] Doron
    In a place like that?
[09:23] Finn
    I see.
[09:24] Finn
    I take it you recovered
    that data from the drone?
[09:27] Hank
    The programming's on the older side.
     I'm having trouble loading it.
[09:31] Finn
    Not exactly. The code is simpler
    and more elegant than you realize.
[09:37] Hank
    You getting in on the case?
[09:42] Berry
    I'm back!
[09:43] Berry
    Huh?
[09:44] Berry
    Where's Smiley?
[09:46] Doron
    She said she had business to attend
    to and you can "take it from here."
[09:49] Berry
    Well, guess I'll have to, then.
[09:51] Berry
    Come on, Doron.
    Let's go see this Kearney guy.
[09:54] Doron
    Right!
[09:57] Sign
    Sunflower
[09:57] Sign
    Sunflower
[09:58] Doron
    Um...
[09:59] Berry
    What's wrong? You're finally gonna meet him.
[10:02] Doron
    If I'm illegal, perhaps I was
     meant to remain hidden?
[10:07] Doron
    Which makes me question if
     I should really just float on in there.
[10:10] Berry
    Don't worry about that.
[10:12] Berry
    Hank said you wouldn't be spec'd out the
    way you are if he didn't care about you.
[10:16] Berry
    So it'll be fine.
[10:20] Berry
    Okay, let's go meet your
    owner, Mr. Kearney.
[10:24] Doron
    Right. Please lead the way.
[10:27] Berry
    Excuse me. I'm with Fuzzy Deliveries.
    Is there a Mr. Kearney staying here?
[10:32] Robot
    What is the nature of your visit?
[10:34] Berry
    One of our drones made a delivery here the
    other day and there seems to have been a mix-up.
[10:39] Robot
    That's odd.
[10:41] Robot
    There's no one here by that
    name, including on the staff.
[10:45] Berry
    Maybe he used to be here, then?
[10:47] Robot
    He did not.
[10:48] Berry
    But I've got a record of
    this Deco being used here...
[10:53] Robot
    I'm sorry, but I need to verify
    your employee ID number.
[10:59] Berry
    Oh, uh...
[11:01] Berry
    Excuse me!
[11:05] Berry
    Huh? Where'd he go?
[11:09] Berry
    Hey, Doron!
[11:12] Berry
    Doron, wait up!
[11:14] Doron
    139573832...
[11:15] Berry
    What?
[11:17] Doron
    I recognize this place!
[11:19] Berry
    What do you mean?
[11:26] Berry
    Excuse me.
[11:29] Berry
    Oh, sorry, I mistook you for someone else.
[11:32] Smiley
    Hey, Berry.
[11:34] Berry
    Smiley?!
[11:35] Berry
    But what are you doing here?
[11:37] Smiley
    This is Grandma's room.
[11:38] Berry
    "Grandma's"?
[11:43] Smiley
    Grandma, you've got a guest.
[11:45] Madam
    Well, isn't this a rare treat!
[11:47] Berry
    Huh? Madam 44?!
[11:50] Madam
    Care for some melon?
[11:57] Berry
    Tastes Love-y!
[11:58] Madam
    I didn't expect a visit from you.
[12:00] Berry
    Madam.
[12:02] Berry
    You've met Doron before, haven't you?
[12:05] Berry
    Does that mean you know this Kearney guy?
[12:10] Madam
    Everything I saw reflected in his eyes...
[12:13] Madam
    taught me about the world
    I was still naïve about back then.
[12:20] Madam
    It was fate that we met.
[12:23] Madam
    He said it was his duty to create a world
    unlike anything anyone had seen before.
[12:29] Madam
    By his side, I could become a princess,
    a witch, a thief, or just about anything.
[12:36] Madam
    It was wonderful.
[12:38] Madam
    But during the revolution he instigated,
    he handed me his bag of tricks and vanished.
[12:47] Smiley
    I borrowed this from Grandma.
[12:49] Doron
    My owner's information!
[12:54] Security Drones
    Warning: Non-registered individuals
    must vacate the premises.
[12:57] Berry
    Crap, they're onto me!
[13:00] Berry
    For now, we need to run!
[13:03] Doron
    But the information about my owner—
[13:06] Security Drones
    Commencing removal of intruder.
[13:13] Doron
    This way!
[13:21] Berry
    Wow! How'd you know where to go?
[13:24] Doron
    It's not a memory exactly,
    but I feel like I've been here before.
[13:28] Berry
    Wait!
[13:32] Doron
    No! Miss Berry!
[13:34] Berry
    Doron!
[13:39] Smiley
    Grandma! Berry's in trouble!
[13:42] Madam
    You girls are such a handful.
[13:46] Madam
    I'm going to change!
[14:06] Berry
    Where'd this robot come from?!
[14:08] Madam
    Weren't you listening when
    I said I could become anything?
[14:12] Berry
    Madam!
[14:13] Madam
    So come on. Get over here.
[14:16] Berry
    This is super Love-y!
[14:18] Madam
    Hold on tight, my dear.
[14:24] Smiley
    Damn, Grandma.
[14:28] Madam
    Okay, we should be far enough away now.
[14:31] Madam
    Time for you to head back to the
     office. And about Smiley and me...
[14:36] Berry
    Your secret's safe with me.
[14:38] Madam
    Life's more fun with a
    few mysteries in it, right?
[14:42] Berry
    But can I ask you something?
[14:48] Berry
    Well... Were you and
    Kearney in a relationship?
[14:54] Berry
    Was he the reason you joined the
    Detective Club? In order to find him?
[15:00] Madam
    You're such a little romantic.
[15:03] Madam
    Hm, who can really say?
[15:06] Madam
    I've forgotten my reasons.
[15:08] Berry
    No way.
[15:10] Berry
    Then, were you lying before?
[15:12] Madam
    Lies shouldn't be wasted
     carelessly, my dear.
[15:16] Madam
    There's no telling when
    you'll need an important one.
[15:21] Berry
    Do you know where Doron's
    owner, Kearney, is?
[15:25] Berry
    Doron wants to see him.
[15:28] Madam
    I do, too.
[15:30] Berry
    Then...
[15:32] Madam
    You really do like poking that cute little
    nose into everyone's business, don't you?
[15:38] Madam
    I don't think that's a bad thing.
[15:41] Madam
    That's probably why little Hacky...
[15:43] Berry
    What about Hack?
[15:44] Madam
    That child's heart used to be locked up tight
    and everyone was treated with suspicion.
[15:51] Madam
    But since meeting you, something's changed.
[15:55] Madam
    I think I understand why.
[15:58] Berry
    Um... Well...
[16:00] Madam
    Right, then.
[16:02] Madam
    There is one thing I can tell you.
[16:06] Madam
    You can have more than your fair
    share of sorrow all on your lonesome,
[16:11] Madam
    but to truly experience joy?
[16:15] Madam
    You need the help of others for that.
    That's why I joined you all.
[16:21] Madam
    Okay, I'm heading back now.
[16:24] Madam
    Oh, and tell that little cutie...
[16:27] Madam
    that I appreciated his visit.
[16:30] Madam
    I'll see you back at the agency.
[16:33] Madam
    See you later.
[16:35] Madam
    The moon is beautiful tonight.
[16:39] Berry
    Hank!
[16:40] Berry
    It's bad! Doron's hurt!
[16:43] Hank
    Man, he really took a whooping.
[16:46] Hank
    So how'd the hunt for his owner go?
[16:48] Berry
    Well, I found a few leads...
[16:51] Berry
    But we still don't know where Kearney is.
[16:55] Finn
    I'm going to connect his circuit
    board directly to the SOS.
[16:58] Berry
    Huh? But why?
[17:01] Hack
    We'll world up and get
    our hack on, nerdy-birdy!
[17:03] Finn
    Examining his restored data brought
    something interesting to light.
[17:07] Berry
    Wait, you two said you
    weren't interested...
[17:10] Hack
    Put a sock in it, nerdy-birdy.
[17:12] Berry
    Thank you, Finn! Hack!
[17:14] Hack
    And tera!
[17:19] Doron
    Where are we?
[17:21] Berry
    It's the Hyperverse.
[17:23] Berry
    We're going to reinitialize
    your programming from here.
[17:27] Doron
    But how?
[17:28] Hack
    Open sesame!
[17:32] Hack
    Here we go!
[17:34] 0-N Zero
    Now, let us begin.
[17:36] 0-N Zero
    My puzzle is a mystifying one...
[17:39] 0-N Zero
    But there is no puzzle
    that cannot be solved.
[17:43] 0-N Zero
    You needn't worry on that score.
[17:46] Berry
    That's Phantom Zero!
[17:47] 0-N Zero
    Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
     capable of doing things no one else can.
[17:57] Hack
    What a zappy light show!
[17:59] 0-N Zero
    Begone, interlopers!
[18:02] Finn
    Be careful. He's a security block
    intended to erase the contact logs.
[18:07] Berry
    What's going on here? Is this a game?
[18:09] Hack
    Damn right it is, nerdy-birdy!
[18:11] Finn
    This "game" was created from
    the core of Zero Nation's systems.
[18:15] Finn
    Hack, you need to find out who this person is.
[18:18] Hack
    I. Love. Ai!
[18:20] Doron
    This way, you two!
[18:27] Hack
    How'd you know?
[18:29] Berry
    It's laid out like the garden
     at the old folks' home.
[18:31] Doron
    Correct.
[18:32] Hack
    Nice one, flying junk heap!
[18:36] 0-N Zero
    Where have they gone?
[18:39] Hack
    Dash...
[18:59] Hack
    Got yer mask!
[19:04] Doron
    Mr. Hackitt!
[19:06] Finn
    So it really was Hackitt.
[19:07] Berry
    Huh? Who's Hackitt?
[19:09] Doron
    Mr. Hackitt!
[19:11] 0-N Zero
    I am Phantom Zero.
[19:14] Berry
    Doron!
[19:19] Hack
    Grabbed everythin' we needed!
[19:21] Berry
    That's what you were after?
[19:21] SIGN
    Items
[19:21] SIGN
    Phantom Zero Parameters
[19:21] SIGN
    Phantom
    Zero
[19:24] Finn
    Right. It's the key to
    learning about Hackitt.
[19:26] Berry
    And Hackitt is...
[19:28] Doron
    The world-building genius
[19:31] Doron
    and legendary architectural
    designer, Kearney.
[19:34] Doron
    When he worked as a Hyperverse game
     designer, he went by the name "Hackitt."
[19:41] Finn
    He was the one who said:
[19:43] Finn
    "When building a world, you need clinical
    objectivity to reinforce it where needed."
[19:47] Berry
    Wait, does that mean Hackitt is...
[19:50] Finn
    Right. I consider myself a student of his.
[19:54] Berry
    And he made the Phantom Zero game?
[19:56] Doron
    That's correct.
[19:58] Doron
    I remember everything now,
    thanks to your collective efforts.
[20:03] Berry
    I see. So he designed that old folks' home, too.
[20:08] Berry
    Which is why you knew
    how it was laid out, Doron.
[20:12] Finn
    And the greatest game he ever
    created was Phantom Zero Nation.
[20:17] Hank
    Huh. Pretty cool.
[20:19] Hank
    But that means this has nothing 
    to do with the real Phantom Zero.
[20:24] Berry
    So if you remember everything now,
    where is Hackitt... I mean, Mr. Kearney?
[20:30] Berry
    He's not...
[20:33] Doron
    Sadly, he is.
[20:35] Doron
    But I was able to restore
    my most precious memories.
[20:40] Doron
    And he did not abandon me.
[20:45] Berry
    I see!
[20:47] Doron
    Yes.
[20:49] Doron
    Detective Club, you have my thanks.
[20:53] Smiley
    Yeah, it looks like you're about done here.
[20:57] Smiley
    Which means there's no
    Love to go around, is there?
[21:02] Doron
    Miss Smiley.
[21:03] Doron
    Miss Berry.
[21:05] Doron
    I have one last thing to ask of you.
[21:13] Smiley
    Grandma?
[21:21] Hank
    Hey. Guess it was a wild goose chase, huh?
[21:24] Finn
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[21:26] Finn
    Right, Watson?
[21:29] Finn
    I examined the mask Hack
     stole in the Hyperverse.
[21:33] Finn
    The death of legendary designer, Kearney,
     AKA Hackitt, seems rather suspicious.
[21:37] Hank
    This is a Center surveillance record.
[21:40] Hank
    You think they got rid of him?
[21:42] Finn
    He knew something.
[21:44] Hank
    For real?
[21:46] Finn
    There's a chance that his drone coming to us
     was his way of delivering a dying message.
[21:53] Hank
    C'mon, man, you sound paranoid.
[21:56] Hank
    Finn?
[21:57] Finn
    The name "Hackitt" sounds
    like "hack it" for a reason.
[22:02] Hank
    Sure, but what's your point?
[22:05] Finn
    My point is... we're going to expose the truth.