E1 - The Adventures In Tom Sawyer

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[00:03] Finn
    Long ago, in a faraway place,
    there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.
[00:09] Finn
    Since the giant could
    only rest its eyes in turn,
[00:12] Finn
    it had never slept a wink in its entire life.
[00:17] Finn
    Because the giant would
    spend the whole day watching,
[00:20] Finn
    able to see everything and
    everywhere, and learning all,
[00:23] Finn
    the people gave it the responsibility
    of looking after the world.
[00:28] Finn
    The giant was glad to be of service.
[00:33] Finn
    Under the watchful eye of the giant,
    the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.
[00:37] Girl
    Here.
[00:39] Finn
    One day, the giant witnessed
    someone doing something treacherous,
[00:43] Finn
    and informed the people about it.
[00:46] Finn
    However, after incurring the wrath
    of not just the traitor but everyone,
[00:53] Finn
    the giant was killed.
[00:55] Finn
    The people had come to fear
    this giant who never slept.
[01:00] Finn
    Existing beyond time, and out of reach,
[01:03] Finn
    this giant that was able to see everything
    that happened, no matter where or when,
[01:08] Finn
    had become an object of fear.
[01:10] Finn
    But in time, people took pity on the
    giant, and turned its hundred eyes
[01:15] Finn
    into the pattern on the feathers
    of the beautiful peacock.
[01:20] Finn
    And so, the giant that had never known
    rest became the feathers of the peacock,
[01:26] Finn
    and was able to sleep at long last.
[01:33] Hack
    Got it.
[01:42] Hack
    I. Love. Ai.
[03:19] Professor
    There you have it.
[03:20] Professor
    The things we must value as citizens
    of the island city of Tom Sawyer are...
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    in Tom Sawyer
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     in Tom Sawyer
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    in Tom Sawyer
[03:25] Professor
    empathy, cooperation, and respect
     for one another's personal space.
[03:30] Professor
    Yes, thanks to the Customer
     Center, we are living in...
[03:34] Professor
    the purest expression of
    liberalism ever to have existed.
[03:40] Professor
    In order to live a life full of love, one
    must love others, as well as themselves.
[03:45] Professor
    Love is approval. Love is value.
[03:49] Professor
    Which is what gives us our social valuation
     system, distributing precious Love.
[03:54] Berry
    I-I wasn't asleep.
[03:56] Professor
    And so, with Love approximated as a score,
[03:59] Professor
    it serves as a currency
    required for public services.
[04:02] Professor
    And what's the platform
    for this system, everyone?
[04:05] Students
    Decos!
[04:07] Professor
    Correct.
[04:08] Professor
    The Decoration Customizer,
     or Deco for short.
[04:12] Professor
    It is what allows each of us to curate
[04:15] Professor
    comfortable and pleasant surroundings
     without infringing on others,
[04:16] Logi
    Okay?
[04:19] Professor
    with 97% of the current
    generation of citizens
[04:22] Professor
    having them implanted in
    both eyes by the age of four.
[04:28] Professor
    And with the adoption of Decos,
[04:28] Berry
    How's that?
[04:29] Logi
    Perfecto!
[04:30] Professor
    our society has become one in which
    mutual surveillance is now a reality,
[04:31] Harper
    Good job. Ya gotta teach us how
     to make these Deco barriers.
[04:34] Professor
    resulting in the elimination of crime.
[04:34] Berry
    Hm? It's not that easy, y'know.
    So what did you want?
[04:39] Logi
    There's been a sighting.
    On 4th street in District 17.
[04:42] Berry
    Of who?
[04:43] Harper
    Of Zero!
[04:44] Berry
    Phantom Zero?! That's Love-y!
[04:46] Logi
    That's over by your place, isn't it?
[04:49] Berry
    When was this? We gotta go check it out!
[04:51] Harper
    At around 18 on the Timeline.
[04:53] Harper
    If we can scrounge up some trace data,
    it'd earn 100,000 Love, easy.
[04:58] Berry
    Maybe we can find something in
     the Hyperverse's backup files?
[05:01] Logi
    Don't be stupid. This Zero's
     a phantom for a reason.
[05:05] Harper
    Plus, we're talking ground zero
     for the Zero Phenomenon.
[05:07] Harper
    There's not gonna be any data,
    and all the Love will have reset to zero.
[05:11] Berry
    Yeah...
[05:12] Logi
    The terrifying Zero Phenom!
[05:15] Berry
    But that's what makes it so Love-y.
[05:17] Berry
    The idea of something that's 
    "not in the records" is so out there.
[05:20] Harper
    You're really into this Zero stuff, huh?
[05:22] Berry
    It's Love-y!
[05:23] Harper
    But you've never seen Zero before, right?
[05:26] Logi
    Well, nobody in this town has seen Zero.
[05:29] Logi
    You'd have to be a ghost to even catch a
    glimpse, never mind haul that phantom in.
[05:34] Berry
    Seriously. And that's what makes it Love-y.
[05:38] Professor
    You three! No muting
    without permission during class!
[05:42] Berry
    The barrier's gone? But why?
[05:44] Professor
    You at it again, Berry?
[05:47] Berry
    Well, y'know...
[05:50] Berry
    Aw, crap. My Deco's acting up.
[05:52] Berry
    Ah, excuse me, I think I'm freezing up.
    I'll play the lesson back later. See ya!
[05:57] Professor
    Hey! Get back here, Berry!
[06:02] Berry
    I panicked...
[06:06] Berry
    My Deco just doesn't wanna work right.
[06:11] Berry
    He's right about Love being
    essential for life, though.
[06:16] Berry
    I wish I had more.
[06:19] Berry
    Get enough Love and you can go
    to class looking way more Love-y,
[06:22] Berry
    since you get to choose Love-lier avatars.
[06:27] Berry
    Life would be way more
    exciting with lots of Love.
[06:30] Berry
    That's why you always gotta keep
    an eye out for Love opportunities.
[06:34] Berry
    Let's check out my score for today.
[06:37] Mom
    Berry.
[06:39] Berry
    Mom! Would it kill you to knock?
[06:42] Mom
    You logged out partway
    through class again, didn't you?
[06:46] Berry
    It'll be fine. I'll run through the
    whole class from the beginning later.
[06:49] Mom
    I've heard that one before.
[06:51] Berry
    But there was a sighting in District 17!
[06:54] Mom
    Who was sighted?
[06:56] Berry
    Phantom Zero! Who else?
[06:59] Mom
    That's always your excuse for slacking. Don't
    come crying to me when you're missing credits.
[07:05] Berry
    I can go to school anytime.
[07:07] Berry
    But, but, but! When it comes to Zero,
    the data gets overwritten right away.
[07:11] Mom
    I seriously don't understand you.
[07:14] Mom
    Well, you may as well go get
     your Deco checkup done.
[07:18] Mom
    It's been acting up, hasn't it?
[07:21] Berry
    My right eye freezes up every now and then...
[07:26] Mom
    I made an appointment
     with the ophthalmologist.
[07:28] Berry
    It's fine for now.
[07:31] Mom
    Stop being lazy and get a move on!
[07:34] Berry
    Fine!
[07:36] Mom
    Come on, look sharp.
[07:40] Mom
    And be careful out there.
[07:45] Dad
    Approved. Approved.
[07:47] Dad
    Rejected.
[07:48] Dad
    Approved.
[07:51] Dad
    What's up?
[07:52] Mom
    She's skipping out on class and going
    on about that phantom of hers again.
[07:57] Dad
    Zero, huh? If it's not causing
    trouble, what's the harm?
[08:01] Dad
    Think of it as people finding ways to
    stay entertained in a city with no crime.
[08:12] Berry
    Man, it really isn't working well.
[08:16] Berry
    It's so darn flickery...
[08:20] Berry
    Well, nothing I can do about it!
[08:23] Isda
    Hey, Berry!
[08:26] Berry
    Hey, Isda!
[08:29] Berry
    You got a new avatar!
[08:31] Isda
    Well, yeah. What d'ya think?
[08:33] Berry
    It's pretty Love-y!
[08:34] Berry
    Let's post it. Here we go.
[08:38] Berry
    And up it goes.
[08:41] Berry
    That didn't take long! Look at that Love.
[08:45] Isda
    Nice!
[08:47] Isda
    I hardly ever see you out
    and about. What's up?
[08:51] Berry
    Oh, well, you know...
    Off to see the eye doc.
[08:54] Isda
    Oof, good luck with that.
[08:56] Berry
    Yeah.
[09:04] Berry
    This is such a pain.
[09:06] Berry
    Right! It's been a while since I went out last,
    so I may as well change my Deco for the town.
[09:19] Sign
    You do not have enough Love.
[09:21] Berry
    Not enough Love.
[09:23] Berry
    Gotta be more careful with how I use it.
[09:25] Berry
    I'll have to get more.
[09:29] Berry
    But... that's where
    Phantom Zero Nation comes in!
[09:33] Berry
    It's the most popular game in town,
    and if I can catch Phantom Zero in it...
[09:40] Berry
    People are gonna shower me with Love!
[09:47] Berry
    "Zero is a lie."
[09:48] Berry
    "And everything that isn't zero is reality."
[09:52] Berry
    That's the way adults talk about it.
[09:55] Berry
    But what Phantom Zero is
     can't be put into words...
[09:58] Berry
    Hence, zero.
[10:03] Berry
    Whenever Zero shows up, the Love we're
    all so excited about gets blown away.
[10:08] Berry
    There can be no love in the face of zero.
[10:11] Berry
    It's totally unreal...
[10:12] Berry
    Like a phantom, in other words!
[10:15] Game Zero
    I. Love. Ai.
[10:22] Berry
    Isn't this roughly where Zero was spotted?
[10:34] Berry
    What's this thing?!
[10:38] Berry
    Wow!
[10:39] Berry
    What am I looking at?
[10:46] Berry
    Left.
[10:49] Berry
    Right.
[10:50] Hack
    Where the heckity heck is it?
[10:52] Berry
    Who's that?
[10:54] Berry
    Could it be...
[10:55] Berry
    Where the heckity heck is it?
[10:55] Berry
    Left.
[10:57] Berry
    Right.
[10:58] Berry
    I knew it! Wow!
[11:02] Hack
    Oh well. Got a missing thingy...
[11:05] Berry
    What was that? So Love-y!
[11:08] Hack
    Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
    Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
[11:35] Berry
    Love-y!
[11:39] Hack
    There we are!
[11:45] Hack
    Ring-a-ding! He might be a good mark.
[11:47] Hack
    He's got Love to burn.
    What a goofy doofus.
[11:56] Hack
    Got it.
[12:08] Middle Aged Guy
    Where the heck am I?!
[12:14] Middle Aged Guy
    Huh? Dad?
[12:18] Middle Aged Guy
    What... are you doing here?
[12:21] Old Man
    Come now, boy.
[12:23] Old Man
    Remember what I told you?
[12:26] Old Man
    If you want to make me proud,
     yadda yadda yadda.
[12:29] Old Man
    But instead, you...
[12:31] Middle Aged Guy
    But Dad...
[12:33] Middle Aged Guy
    You're dead... aren't you?
[12:36] Old Man
    Goofy doofus, instead of handling my
    affairs, you've laid claim to my Love.
[12:44] Old Man
    The Love that I earned.
[12:46] Middle Aged Guy
    Uh, well... I was...
[12:49] Middle Aged Guy
    I was gonna do it... I've just been busy.
[12:52] Old Man
    No, that Love belongs to me,
    and you're going to hand it over.
[12:58] Middle Aged Guy
    I'm sorry, Dad.
[13:00] SIGN
    Love Transfer
[13:11] Middle Aged Guy
    My Love!
[13:13] Hack
    Hey, goofy doofus.
[13:14] Hack
    Spend the rest of that Love
     on the funeral, y'hear?
[13:17] Middle Aged Guy
    Who's there?!
[13:18] Middle Aged Guy
    You tricked me! Where are you?! Get out here!
[13:21] Hack
    I. Love. Ai.
[13:25] Middle Aged Guy
    Wait... Was that Phantom Zero?!
[13:28] Berry
    Phantom Zero?
[13:30] Berry
    I gotta tell the others!
[13:33] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:33] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:33] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:34] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:39] Berry
    Found the mark!
[13:40] Harper
    Don't tell me...
[13:42] Logi
    Phantom Zero?!
[13:44] Berry
    Bingo!
[13:45] Berry
    I was over on 4th Street, and I saw
     this weirdo who was half invisible.
[13:50] Harper
    That's awesome! What was this weirdo
    like?! Let us see your Deco data!
[13:54] Berry
    Well, here's the thing...
    It was super hard to see 'em.
[13:57] Berry
    I could only see 'em out of
    the eye with the busted Deco...
[14:00] Berry
    There's no data left, either.
[14:02] Harper
    If there's no data, we've
    got nothing to work with.
[14:06] Logi
    "Zero is a lie."
[14:07] Logi
    "And everything that isn't zero is reality."
[14:10] Berry
    Fine! If you don't believe me,
     I'll catch that weirdo myself!
[14:20] Hack
    Where's that missing thingy?
[14:24] Berry
    There!
[14:32] Berry
    Huh? Where'd that weirdo go?
[14:39] Hack
    Where oh where are you?
[14:41] Berry
    I. Love. Ai.
[14:45] Hack
    What are you? Some kinda nerdy-birdy?
[14:48] Hack
    Just staaaring like that.
[14:52] Berry
    Are you Phantom Zero?
[14:56] Hack
    Time to bail!
[14:57] Berry
    Wait up!
[14:59] Hack
    Try and catch me, nerdy-birdy!
[15:01] Berry
    You bet I will! I'm gonna catch you!
[15:03] Hack
    You'll be swoony-loony
     when I'm done with ya!
[15:10] Berry
    Hold it!
[15:14] Berry
    Get back here!
[15:21] Hack
    Around we go!
[15:21] Berry
    Man!
[15:28] Berry
    I've got you now!
[15:30] Berry
    And I'm bringing you in.
[15:40] Berry
    What... the heck?
[15:53] Mom
    Welcome home. How'd it go?
[15:56] Berry
    No good news at all.
[15:58] Dad
    What? You didn't get an infection
     from your Deco, did you?
[16:02] Mom
    You said it was just freezing
     every now and then.
[16:05] Berry
    Oh, that.
[16:07] Dad
    We'll get you in to see the data
    ophthalmologist at Central Hospital.
[16:09] Berry
    No, no, I didn't mean that.
[16:12] Mom
    Then, what did you mean?
[16:14] Berry
    Um... well... you see...
[16:16] Berry
    Oh, right! I didn't manage to get in.
    I wonder if they got my time mixed up...
[16:21] Dad
    Don't scare us like that.
[16:23] Mom
    That's odd. I know I made the appointment.
[16:26] Berry
    Ah, it's fine. I can always go tomorrow.
[16:30] Dad
    Hold it.
[16:32] Dad
    Having a Deco on the fritz
     has got to be a pain.
[16:35] Berry
    It's okay.
[16:36] Mom
    Well, until it's fixed... Here.
[16:39] Berry
    Thanks.
[16:56] Berry
    Who was that weirdo?
[17:24] Hack
    I'm home.
[17:29] Hack
    Talk about a draggy-waggy.
[17:33] Hack
    Don't sweat it, Pup. I just had some
    nerdy-birdy staring holes into me.
[17:39] Hack
    Oh, yeah.
[17:40] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy thought she was onto something,
     but she was swoony-loony after that chase!
[17:45] Hack
    Left her busted and dusted!
[17:48] Berry
    You're talking about me, aren't you?
[17:52] Berry
    I didn't understand most of that,
    but I could tell you were making fun of me.
[17:56] Berry
    Still gonna make jokes 
    after I show you this?
[18:01] Hack
    My missing thingy!
[18:02] Hack
    Give it!
[18:06] Berry
    Tough luck. This is just my avatar.
[18:08] Berry
    Welcome to a little
    Hyperverse space I created.
[18:11] Hack
    Rage, rage, ragey-rage!
[18:13] Berry
    I was able to track down your
    little hideout by tracing the data
[18:16] Berry
    your origami was broadcasting.
[18:18] Hack
    I'm gonna chew up your nerdy-birdy butt!
[18:21] Berry
    Pretty cool, right?
[18:23] Berry
    So are you really Phantom Zero?
[18:26] Hack
    Rage... Rage...
[18:27] Berry
    My name's Berry.
[18:28] Hack
    Snappy-yappy!
[18:30] Berry
    Look, I don't know what you're
    up to, but if you really are—
[18:35] Hack
    Quit yappin' already, nerdy-birdy!
[18:40] Berry
    No! Wait—
[18:44] Berry
    Aw, I was so close! This sucks!
[18:56] Berry
    Being able to force a Hyperverse
    space to shut down like that...
[19:00] Berry
    Maybe that weirdo really is...
[19:03] Berry
    No way!
[19:11] Berry
    How'd you find me?
[19:16] Hack
    I was able to trace back your
     data the exact same way.
[19:19] Hack
    Don't think this makes us even,
     though, nerdy-birdy.
[19:21] Berry
    I don't even get what you mean.
[19:24] Hack
    What are you, a nincompoop?
[19:25] Berry
    Huh? What kind of poop?
[19:27] Hack
    I already bailed on that spot from earlier.
[19:30] Hack
    Ya ain't gonna get to stare it up a
     second time. How d'ya like that?
[19:34] Berry
    Look, if you are Phantom Zero...
[19:37] Hack
    What if I am?
[19:41] Berry
    That's Love-y!
[19:43] Berry
    Why does everyone say "Zero is a lie,
    and everything that isn't zero is reality"?
[19:51] Hack
    Gimme my missing thingy!
[19:52] Hack
    Oops! Falling, falling, falling!
[19:59] Hack
    Give it!
[20:00] Berry
    Oh, come on. You don't think
     I'm that stupid, do you?
[20:02] Hack
    Just give it back!
[20:04] Berry
    Not happening!
[20:06] Berry
    Not unless you tell me about Zero...
[20:19] Berry
    No way. Is this the Zero Phenomenon?
[20:24] Hack
    Zero... Phantom Zero...
[20:27] Hack
    ...is glitchy-witchy.
[20:31] Berry
    Wow, amazing! What is this?!
[20:33] Berry
    Are we in the Hyperverse now?
[20:37] Berry
    Did you do this?
[20:39] Hack
    No. It's glitchy-witchy.
[20:45] Hack
    Ixnay!
[20:47] Hack
    We gotta bail, nerdy-birdy!
[20:49] Berry
    What's going on?!
[20:50] Hack
    Touching that stuff's a big ixnay!
[20:53] Berry
    "Ixnay"?
[20:59] Berry
    I don't get what's going on, but it's Love-y!
[21:07] Hack
    Kilo! Mega! Giga!
[21:09] Berry
    Wow!
[21:15] Berry
    Shoot!
[21:22] Berry
    What now?
[21:24] Hack
    Peta! Exa!
[21:27] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy!
[21:30] Hack
    Zet-ta!
[21:32] Berry
    Nice one!
[21:35] Hack
    Got my missing thingy back!
[21:37] Berry
    Hold it!
[21:40] Hack
    Time to hotfoot it outta here!
[21:41] Berry
    Wait up!
[21:49] Berry
    I've got you now.
[21:51] Berry
    So what now?
[21:52] Hack
    Creepy-creeping...
[21:57] Berry
    What is that?
[21:59] Hack
    That's glitchy-witchy...
[22:03] Hack
    Phantom Zero.
[22:05] Berry
    Really?!