# E1 - The Adventures In Tom Sawyer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0WXD4/the-adventures-in-tom-sawyer)
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**[00:03] Finn**
* Long ago, in a faraway place,*
* there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.*
**[00:09] Finn**
* Since the giant could*
* only rest its eyes in turn,*
**[00:12] Finn**
*it had never slept a wink in its entire life.*
**[00:17] Finn**
* Because the giant would*
* spend the whole day watching,*
**[00:20] Finn**
* able to see everything and*
* everywhere, and learning all,*
**[00:23] Finn**
* the people gave it the responsibility*
* of looking after the world.*
**[00:28] Finn**
*The giant was glad to be of service.*
**[00:33] Finn**
* Under the watchful eye of the giant,*
* the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.*
**[00:37] Girl**
Here.
**[00:39] Finn**
* One day, the giant witnessed*
* someone doing something treacherous,*
**[00:43] Finn**
*and informed the people about it.*
**[00:46] Finn**
* However, after incurring the wrath*
* of not just the traitor but everyone,*
**[00:53] Finn**
*the giant was killed.*
**[00:55] Finn**
* The people had come to fear*
* this giant who never slept.*
**[01:00] Finn**
*Existing beyond time, and out of reach,*
**[01:03] Finn**
* this giant that was able to see everything*
* that happened, no matter where or when,*
**[01:08] Finn**
*had become an object of fear.*
**[01:10] Finn**
* But in time, people took pity on the*
* giant, and turned its hundred eyes*
**[01:15] Finn**
* into the pattern on the feathers*
* of the beautiful peacock.*
**[01:20] Finn**
* And so, the giant that had never known*
* rest became the feathers of the peacock,*
**[01:26] Finn**
*and was able to sleep at long last.*
**[01:33] Hack**
Got it.
**[01:42] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[03:19] Professor**
There you have it.
**[03:20] Professor**
The things we must value as citizens
of the island city of Tom Sawyer are...
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
**[03:25] Professor**
empathy, cooperation, and respect
for one another's personal space.
**[03:30] Professor**
Yes, thanks to the Customer
Center, we are living in...
**[03:34] Professor**
the purest expression of
liberalism ever to have existed.
**[03:40] Professor**
In order to live a life full of love, one
must love others, as well as themselves.
**[03:45] Professor**
Love is approval. Love is value.
**[03:49] Professor**
Which is what gives us our social valuation
system, distributing precious Love.
**[03:54] Berry**
I-I wasn't asleep.
**[03:56] Professor**
And so, with Love approximated as a score,
**[03:59] Professor**
it serves as a currency
required for public services.
**[04:02] Professor**
And what's the platform
for this system, everyone?
**[04:05] Students**
Decos!
**[04:07] Professor**
Correct.
**[04:08] Professor**
The Decoration Customizer,
or Deco for short.
**[04:12] Professor**
It is what allows each of us to curate
**[04:15] Professor**
comfortable and pleasant surroundings
without infringing on others,
**[04:16] Logi**
Okay?
**[04:19] Professor**
with 97% of the current
generation of citizens
**[04:22] Professor**
having them implanted in
both eyes by the age of four.
**[04:28] Professor**
And with the adoption of Decos,
**[04:28] Berry**
How's that?
**[04:29] Logi**
Perfecto!
**[04:30] Professor**
our society has become one in which
mutual surveillance is now a reality,
**[04:31] Harper**
Good job. Ya gotta teach us how
to make these Deco barriers.
**[04:34] Professor**
resulting in the elimination of crime.
**[04:34] Berry**
Hm? It's not that easy, y'know.
So what did you want?
**[04:39] Logi**
There's been a sighting.
On 4th street in District 17.
**[04:42] Berry**
Of who?
**[04:43] Harper**
Of Zero!
**[04:44] Berry**
Phantom Zero?! That's Love-y!
**[04:46] Logi**
That's over by your place, isn't it?
**[04:49] Berry**
When was this? We gotta go check it out!
**[04:51] Harper**
At around 18 on the Timeline.
**[04:53] Harper**
If we can scrounge up some trace data,
it'd earn 100,000 Love, easy.
**[04:58] Berry**
Maybe we can find something in
the Hyperverse's backup files?
**[05:01] Logi**
Don't be stupid. This Zero's
a phantom for a reason.
**[05:05] Harper**
Plus, we're talking ground zero
for the Zero Phenomenon.
**[05:07] Harper**
There's not gonna be any data,
and all the Love will have reset to zero.
**[05:11] Berry**
Yeah...
**[05:12] Logi**
The terrifying Zero Phenom!
**[05:15] Berry**
But that's what makes it so Love-y.
**[05:17] Berry**
The idea of something that's
"not in the records" is *so* out there.
**[05:20] Harper**
You're really into this Zero stuff, huh?
**[05:22] Berry**
It's Love-y!
**[05:23] Harper**
But you've never seen Zero before, right?
**[05:26] Logi**
Well, nobody in this town has seen Zero.
**[05:29] Logi**
You'd have to be a ghost to even catch a
glimpse, never mind haul that phantom in.
**[05:34] Berry**
Seriously. And that's what makes it Love-y.
**[05:38] Professor**
You three! No muting
without permission during class!
**[05:42] Berry**
The barrier's gone? But why?
**[05:44] Professor**
You at it again, Berry?
**[05:47] Berry**
Well, y'know...
**[05:50] Berry**
Aw, crap. My Deco's acting up.
**[05:52] Berry**
Ah, excuse me, I think I'm freezing up.
I'll play the lesson back later. See ya!
**[05:57] Professor**
Hey! Get back here, Berry!
**[06:02] Berry**
I panicked...
**[06:06] Berry**
My Deco just doesn't wanna work right.
**[06:11] Berry**
* He's right about Love being*
* essential for life, though.*
**[06:16] Berry**
*I wish I had more.*
**[06:19] Berry**
* Get enough Love and you can go*
* to class looking way more Love-y,*
**[06:22] Berry**
*since you get to choose Love-lier avatars.*
**[06:27] Berry**
* Life would be way more*
* exciting with lots of Love.*
**[06:30] Berry**
* That's why you always gotta keep*
* an eye out for Love opportunities.*
**[06:34] Berry**
Let's check out my score for today.
**[06:37] Mom**
Berry.
**[06:39] Berry**
Mom! Would it kill you to knock?
**[06:42] Mom**
You logged out partway
through class again, didn't you?
**[06:46] Berry**
It'll be fine. I'll run through the
whole class from the beginning later.
**[06:49] Mom**
I've heard that one before.
**[06:51] Berry**
But there was a sighting in District 17!
**[06:54] Mom**
Who was sighted?
**[06:56] Berry**
Phantom Zero! Who else?
**[06:59] Mom**
That's always your excuse for slacking. Don't
come crying to me when you're missing credits.
**[07:05] Berry**
I can go to school anytime.
**[07:07] Berry**
But, but, but! When it comes to Zero,
the data gets overwritten right away.
**[07:11] Mom**
I seriously don't understand you.
**[07:14] Mom**
Well, you may as well go get
your Deco checkup done.
**[07:18] Mom**
It's been acting up, hasn't it?
**[07:21] Berry**
My right eye freezes up every now and then...
**[07:26] Mom**
I made an appointment
with the ophthalmologist.
**[07:28] Berry**
It's fine for now.
**[07:31] Mom**
Stop being lazy and get a move on!
**[07:34] Berry**
Fine!
**[07:36] Mom**
Come on, look sharp.
**[07:40] Mom**
And be careful out there.
**[07:45] Dad**
Approved. Approved.
**[07:47] Dad**
Rejected.
**[07:48] Dad**
Approved.
**[07:51] Dad**
What's up?
**[07:52] Mom**
She's skipping out on class and going
on about that phantom of hers again.
**[07:57] Dad**
Zero, huh? If it's not causing
trouble, what's the harm?
**[08:01] Dad**
Think of it as people finding ways to
stay entertained in a city with no crime.
**[08:12] Berry**
Man, it really isn't working well.
**[08:16] Berry**
It's so darn flickery...
**[08:20] Berry**
Well, nothing I can do about it!
**[08:23] Isda**
Hey, Berry!
**[08:26] Berry**
Hey, Isda!
**[08:29] Berry**
You got a new avatar!
**[08:31] Isda**
Well, yeah. What d'ya think?
**[08:33] Berry**
It's pretty Love-y!
**[08:34] Berry**
Let's post it. Here we go.
**[08:38] Berry**
And up it goes.
**[08:41] Berry**
That didn't take long! Look at that Love.
**[08:45] Isda**
Nice!
**[08:47] Isda**
I hardly ever see you out
and about. What's up?
**[08:51] Berry**
Oh, well, you know...
Off to see the eye doc.
**[08:54] Isda**
Oof, good luck with that.
**[08:56] Berry**
Yeah.
**[09:04] Berry**
This is such a pain.
**[09:06] Berry**
Right! It's been a while since I went out last,
so I may as well change my Deco for the town.
**[09:19] Sign**
You do not have enough Love.
**[09:21] Berry**
Not enough Love.
**[09:23] Berry**
Gotta be more careful with how I use it.
**[09:25] Berry**
I'll have to get more.
**[09:29] Berry**
But... that's where
Phantom Zero Nation comes in!
**[09:33] Berry**
It's the most popular game in town,
and if I can catch Phantom Zero in it...
**[09:40] Berry**
People are gonna shower me with Love!
**[09:47] Berry**
"Zero is a lie."
**[09:48] Berry**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[09:52] Berry**
That's the way adults talk about it.
**[09:55] Berry**
But what Phantom Zero is
can't be put into words...
**[09:58] Berry**
Hence, zero.
**[10:03] Berry**
Whenever Zero shows up, the Love we're
all so excited about gets blown away.
**[10:08] Berry**
There can be no love in the face of zero.
**[10:11] Berry**
It's totally unreal...
**[10:12] Berry**
Like a phantom, in other words!
**[10:15] Game Zero**
I. Love. Ai.
**[10:22] Berry**
Isn't this roughly where Zero was spotted?
**[10:34] Berry**
What's this thing?!
**[10:38] Berry**
Wow!
**[10:39] Berry**
What am I looking at?
**[10:46] Berry**
*Left.*
**[10:49] Berry**
*Right.*
**[10:50] Hack**
Where the heckity heck is it?
**[10:52] Berry**
*Who's that?*
**[10:54] Berry**
*Could it be...*
**[10:55] Berry**
Where the heckity heck is it?
**[10:55] Berry**
*Left.*
**[10:57] Berry**
*Right.*
**[10:58] Berry**
*I knew it! Wow!*
**[11:02] Hack**
Oh well. Got a missing thingy...
**[11:05] Berry**
What was that? So Love-y!
**[11:08] Hack**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
**[11:35] Berry**
Love-y!
**[11:39] Hack**
There we are!
**[11:45] Hack**
Ring-a-ding! He might be a good mark.
**[11:47] Hack**
He's got Love to burn.
What a goofy doofus.
**[11:56] Hack**
Got it.
**[12:08] Middle Aged Guy**
Where the heck am I?!
**[12:14] Middle Aged Guy**
Huh? Dad?
**[12:18] Middle Aged Guy**
What... are you doing here?
**[12:21] Old Man**
Come now, boy.
**[12:23] Old Man**
Remember what I told you?
**[12:26] Old Man**
If you want to make me proud,
yadda yadda yadda.
**[12:29] Old Man**
But instead, you...
**[12:31] Middle Aged Guy**
But Dad...
**[12:33] Middle Aged Guy**
You're dead... aren't you?
**[12:36] Old Man**
Goofy doofus, instead of handling my
affairs, you've laid claim to my Love.
**[12:44] Old Man**
The Love that I earned.
**[12:46] Middle Aged Guy**
Uh, well... I was...
**[12:49] Middle Aged Guy**
I was *gonna* do it... I've just been busy.
**[12:52] Old Man**
No, that Love belongs to me,
and you're going to hand it over.
**[12:58] Middle Aged Guy**
I'm sorry, Dad.
**[13:00] SIGN**
Love Transfer
**[13:11] Middle Aged Guy**
My Love!
**[13:13] Hack**
Hey, goofy doofus.
**[13:14] Hack**
Spend the rest of that Love
on the funeral, y'hear?
**[13:17] Middle Aged Guy**
Who's there?!
**[13:18] Middle Aged Guy**
You tricked me! Where are you?! Get out here!
**[13:21] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[13:25] Middle Aged Guy**
Wait... Was that Phantom Zero?!
**[13:28] Berry**
Phantom Zero?
**[13:30] Berry**
I gotta tell the others!
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:34] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:39] Berry**
Found the mark!
**[13:40] Harper**
Don't tell me...
**[13:42] Logi**
Phantom Zero?!
**[13:44] Berry**
Bingo!
**[13:45] Berry**
I was over on 4th Street, and I saw
this weirdo who was half invisible.
**[13:50] Harper**
That's awesome! What was this weirdo
like?! Let us see your Deco data!
**[13:54] Berry**
Well, here's the thing...
It was super hard to see 'em.
**[13:57] Berry**
I could only see 'em out of
the eye with the busted Deco...
**[14:00] Berry**
There's no data left, either.
**[14:02] Harper**
If there's no data, we've
got nothing to work with.
**[14:06] Logi**
"Zero is a lie."
**[14:07] Logi**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[14:10] Berry**
Fine! If you don't believe me,
I'll catch that weirdo myself!
**[14:20] Hack**
Where's that missing thingy?
**[14:24] Berry**
There!
**[14:32] Berry**
Huh? Where'd that weirdo go?
**[14:39] Hack**
Where oh where are you?
**[14:41] Berry**
I. Love. Ai.
**[14:45] Hack**
What are you? Some kinda nerdy-birdy?
**[14:48] Hack**
Just staaaring like that.
**[14:52] Berry**
Are you Phantom Zero?
**[14:56] Hack**
Time to bail!
**[14:57] Berry**
Wait up!
**[14:59] Hack**
Try and catch me, nerdy-birdy!
**[15:01] Berry**
You bet I will! I'm gonna catch you!
**[15:03] Hack**
You'll be swoony-loony
when I'm done with ya!
**[15:10] Berry**
Hold it!
**[15:14] Berry**
Get back here!
**[15:21] Hack**
Around we go!
**[15:21] Berry**
Man!
**[15:28] Berry**
I've got you now!
**[15:30] Berry**
And I'm bringing you in.
**[15:40] Berry**
What... the heck?
**[15:53] Mom**
Welcome home. How'd it go?
**[15:56] Berry**
No good news at all.
**[15:58] Dad**
What? You didn't get an infection
from your Deco, did you?
**[16:02] Mom**
You said it was just freezing
every now and then.
**[16:05] Berry**
Oh, *that*.
**[16:07] Dad**
We'll get you in to see the data
ophthalmologist at Central Hospital.
**[16:09] Berry**
No, no, I didn't mean *that*.
**[16:12] Mom**
Then, what did you mean?
**[16:14] Berry**
Um... well... you see...
**[16:16] Berry**
Oh, right! I didn't manage to get in.
I wonder if they got my time mixed up...
**[16:21] Dad**
Don't scare us like that.
**[16:23] Mom**
That's odd. I *know* I made the appointment.
**[16:26] Berry**
Ah, it's fine. I can always go tomorrow.
**[16:30] Dad**
Hold it.
**[16:32] Dad**
Having a Deco on the fritz
has got to be a pain.
**[16:35] Berry**
It's okay.
**[16:36] Mom**
Well, until it's fixed... Here.
**[16:39] Berry**
Thanks.
**[16:56] Berry**
Who *was* that weirdo?
**[17:24] Hack**
I'm home.
**[17:29] Hack**
Talk about a draggy-waggy.
**[17:33] Hack**
Don't sweat it, Pup. I just had some
nerdy-birdy staring holes into me.
**[17:39] Hack**
Oh, yeah.
**[17:40] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy thought she was onto something,
but she was swoony-loony after that chase!
**[17:45] Hack**
Left her busted and dusted!
**[17:48] Berry**
You're talking about me, aren't you?
**[17:52] Berry**
I didn't understand most of that,
but I could tell you were making fun of me.
**[17:56] Berry**
Still gonna make jokes
after I show you *this*?
**[18:01] Hack**
My missing thingy!
**[18:02] Hack**
Give it!
**[18:06] Berry**
Tough luck. This is just my avatar.
**[18:08] Berry**
Welcome to a little
Hyperverse space I created.
**[18:11] Hack**
Rage, rage, ragey-rage!
**[18:13] Berry**
I was able to track down your
little hideout by tracing the data
**[18:16] Berry**
your origami was broadcasting.
**[18:18] Hack**
I'm gonna chew up your nerdy-birdy butt!
**[18:21] Berry**
Pretty cool, right?
**[18:23] Berry**
So are you really Phantom Zero?
**[18:26] Hack**
Rage... Rage...
**[18:27] Berry**
My name's Berry.
**[18:28] Hack**
Snappy-yappy!
**[18:30] Berry**
Look, I don't know what you're
up to, but if you really are—
**[18:35] Hack**
Quit yappin' already, nerdy-birdy!
**[18:40] Berry**
No! Wait—
**[18:44] Berry**
Aw, I was so *close*! This sucks!
**[18:56] Berry**
Being able to force a Hyperverse
space to shut down like that...
**[19:00] Berry**
Maybe that weirdo really is...
**[19:03] Berry**
No way!
**[19:11] Berry**
How'd you find me?
**[19:16] Hack**
I was able to trace back your
data the exact same way.
**[19:19] Hack**
Don't think this makes us even,
though, nerdy-birdy.
**[19:21] Berry**
I don't even get what you mean.
**[19:24] Hack**
What are you, a nincompoop?
**[19:25] Berry**
Huh? *What* kind of poop?
**[19:27] Hack**
I already bailed on that spot from earlier.
**[19:30] Hack**
Ya ain't gonna get to stare it up a
second time. How d'ya like that?
**[19:34] Berry**
Look, if you *are* Phantom Zero...
**[19:37] Hack**
What if I am?
**[19:41] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[19:43] Berry**
Why does everyone say "Zero is a lie,
and everything that *isn't* zero is reality"?
**[19:51] Hack**
Gimme my missing thingy!
**[19:52] Hack**
Oops! Falling, falling, falling!
**[19:59] Hack**
Give it!
**[20:00] Berry**
Oh, come on. You don't think
I'm *that* stupid, do you?
**[20:02] Hack**
Just give it back!
**[20:04] Berry**
Not happening!
**[20:06] Berry**
Not unless you tell me about Zero...
**[20:19] Berry**
No way. Is this the Zero Phenomenon?
**[20:24] Hack**
Zero... Phantom Zero...
**[20:27] Hack**
...is glitchy-witchy.
**[20:31] Berry**
Wow, amazing! What is this?!
**[20:33] Berry**
Are we in the Hyperverse now?
**[20:37] Berry**
Did you do this?
**[20:39] Hack**
No. It's glitchy-witchy.
**[20:45] Hack**
Ixnay!
**[20:47] Hack**
We gotta bail, nerdy-birdy!
**[20:49] Berry**
What's going on?!
**[20:50] Hack**
Touching that stuff's a big ixnay!
**[20:53] Berry**
"Ixnay"?
**[20:59] Berry**
I don't get what's going on, but it's Love-y!
**[21:07] Hack**
Kilo! Mega! Giga!
**[21:09] Berry**
Wow!
**[21:15] Berry**
Shoot!
**[21:22] Berry**
What now?
**[21:24] Hack**
Peta! Exa!
**[21:27] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[21:30] Hack**
Zet-ta!
**[21:32] Berry**
Nice one!
**[21:35] Hack**
Got my missing thingy back!
**[21:37] Berry**
Hold it!
**[21:40] Hack**
Time to hotfoot it outta here!
**[21:41] Berry**
Wait up!
**[21:49] Berry**
I've got you now.
**[21:51] Berry**
So what now?
**[21:52] Hack**
Creepy-creeping...
**[21:57] Berry**
What *is* that?
**[21:59] Hack**
That's glitchy-witchy...
**[22:03] Hack**
Phantom Zero.
**[22:05] Berry**
Really?!