# YUREI DECO
The data-managed city of Tom Sawyer Island.
The citizens who live there use the sensory immersion technology called Deco in order to interact with the virtual spaces known as the Hyperverse as part of their daily lives.
Not only that but Tom Sawyer has a social credit system which is applied to everything that helps ensure a balanced set of values and a peaceful society.
Getting more Love means your Deco's functionality can be expanded, and the people spend their lives pursuing ways to gather Love.
But the island also experiences the Zero Phenomenon, which voids all Love values, that is said to be caused by Phantom Zero.
One day, a girl named Berry meets Hack, a self-proclaimed "gh0st," and then finds herself caught up in the Zero Phenomenon.
In order to solve the mystery of Phantom Zero and the Zero Phenomenon, Berry will join the the Yurei Detective Club formed by Hack's friends.
And as the club solves the cases brought to them, Berry will discover the truth about Tom Sawyer Island.
# Season 1
# E1 - The Adventures In Tom Sawyer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0WXD4/the-adventures-in-tom-sawyer)
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**[00:03] Finn**
* Long ago, in a faraway place,*
* there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.*
**[00:09] Finn**
* Since the giant could*
* only rest its eyes in turn,*
**[00:12] Finn**
*it had never slept a wink in its entire life.*
**[00:17] Finn**
* Because the giant would*
* spend the whole day watching,*
**[00:20] Finn**
* able to see everything and*
* everywhere, and learning all,*
**[00:23] Finn**
* the people gave it the responsibility*
* of looking after the world.*
**[00:28] Finn**
*The giant was glad to be of service.*
**[00:33] Finn**
* Under the watchful eye of the giant,*
* the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.*
**[00:37] Girl**
Here.
**[00:39] Finn**
* One day, the giant witnessed*
* someone doing something treacherous,*
**[00:43] Finn**
*and informed the people about it.*
**[00:46] Finn**
* However, after incurring the wrath*
* of not just the traitor but everyone,*
**[00:53] Finn**
*the giant was killed.*
**[00:55] Finn**
* The people had come to fear*
* this giant who never slept.*
**[01:00] Finn**
*Existing beyond time, and out of reach,*
**[01:03] Finn**
* this giant that was able to see everything*
* that happened, no matter where or when,*
**[01:08] Finn**
*had become an object of fear.*
**[01:10] Finn**
* But in time, people took pity on the*
* giant, and turned its hundred eyes*
**[01:15] Finn**
* into the pattern on the feathers*
* of the beautiful peacock.*
**[01:20] Finn**
* And so, the giant that had never known*
* rest became the feathers of the peacock,*
**[01:26] Finn**
*and was able to sleep at long last.*
**[01:33] Hack**
Got it.
**[01:42] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[03:19] Professor**
There you have it.
**[03:20] Professor**
The things we must value as citizens
of the island city of Tom Sawyer are...
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
**[03:25] Professor**
empathy, cooperation, and respect
for one another's personal space.
**[03:30] Professor**
Yes, thanks to the Customer
Center, we are living in...
**[03:34] Professor**
the purest expression of
liberalism ever to have existed.
**[03:40] Professor**
In order to live a life full of love, one
must love others, as well as themselves.
**[03:45] Professor**
Love is approval. Love is value.
**[03:49] Professor**
Which is what gives us our social valuation
system, distributing precious Love.
**[03:54] Berry**
I-I wasn't asleep.
**[03:56] Professor**
And so, with Love approximated as a score,
**[03:59] Professor**
it serves as a currency
required for public services.
**[04:02] Professor**
And what's the platform
for this system, everyone?
**[04:05] Students**
Decos!
**[04:07] Professor**
Correct.
**[04:08] Professor**
The Decoration Customizer,
or Deco for short.
**[04:12] Professor**
It is what allows each of us to curate
**[04:15] Professor**
comfortable and pleasant surroundings
without infringing on others,
**[04:16] Logi**
Okay?
**[04:19] Professor**
with 97% of the current
generation of citizens
**[04:22] Professor**
having them implanted in
both eyes by the age of four.
**[04:28] Professor**
And with the adoption of Decos,
**[04:28] Berry**
How's that?
**[04:29] Logi**
Perfecto!
**[04:30] Professor**
our society has become one in which
mutual surveillance is now a reality,
**[04:31] Harper**
Good job. Ya gotta teach us how
to make these Deco barriers.
**[04:34] Professor**
resulting in the elimination of crime.
**[04:34] Berry**
Hm? It's not that easy, y'know.
So what did you want?
**[04:39] Logi**
There's been a sighting.
On 4th street in District 17.
**[04:42] Berry**
Of who?
**[04:43] Harper**
Of Zero!
**[04:44] Berry**
Phantom Zero?! That's Love-y!
**[04:46] Logi**
That's over by your place, isn't it?
**[04:49] Berry**
When was this? We gotta go check it out!
**[04:51] Harper**
At around 18 on the Timeline.
**[04:53] Harper**
If we can scrounge up some trace data,
it'd earn 100,000 Love, easy.
**[04:58] Berry**
Maybe we can find something in
the Hyperverse's backup files?
**[05:01] Logi**
Don't be stupid. This Zero's
a phantom for a reason.
**[05:05] Harper**
Plus, we're talking ground zero
for the Zero Phenomenon.
**[05:07] Harper**
There's not gonna be any data,
and all the Love will have reset to zero.
**[05:11] Berry**
Yeah...
**[05:12] Logi**
The terrifying Zero Phenom!
**[05:15] Berry**
But that's what makes it so Love-y.
**[05:17] Berry**
The idea of something that's
"not in the records" is *so* out there.
**[05:20] Harper**
You're really into this Zero stuff, huh?
**[05:22] Berry**
It's Love-y!
**[05:23] Harper**
But you've never seen Zero before, right?
**[05:26] Logi**
Well, nobody in this town has seen Zero.
**[05:29] Logi**
You'd have to be a ghost to even catch a
glimpse, never mind haul that phantom in.
**[05:34] Berry**
Seriously. And that's what makes it Love-y.
**[05:38] Professor**
You three! No muting
without permission during class!
**[05:42] Berry**
The barrier's gone? But why?
**[05:44] Professor**
You at it again, Berry?
**[05:47] Berry**
Well, y'know...
**[05:50] Berry**
Aw, crap. My Deco's acting up.
**[05:52] Berry**
Ah, excuse me, I think I'm freezing up.
I'll play the lesson back later. See ya!
**[05:57] Professor**
Hey! Get back here, Berry!
**[06:02] Berry**
I panicked...
**[06:06] Berry**
My Deco just doesn't wanna work right.
**[06:11] Berry**
* He's right about Love being*
* essential for life, though.*
**[06:16] Berry**
*I wish I had more.*
**[06:19] Berry**
* Get enough Love and you can go*
* to class looking way more Love-y,*
**[06:22] Berry**
*since you get to choose Love-lier avatars.*
**[06:27] Berry**
* Life would be way more*
* exciting with lots of Love.*
**[06:30] Berry**
* That's why you always gotta keep*
* an eye out for Love opportunities.*
**[06:34] Berry**
Let's check out my score for today.
**[06:37] Mom**
Berry.
**[06:39] Berry**
Mom! Would it kill you to knock?
**[06:42] Mom**
You logged out partway
through class again, didn't you?
**[06:46] Berry**
It'll be fine. I'll run through the
whole class from the beginning later.
**[06:49] Mom**
I've heard that one before.
**[06:51] Berry**
But there was a sighting in District 17!
**[06:54] Mom**
Who was sighted?
**[06:56] Berry**
Phantom Zero! Who else?
**[06:59] Mom**
That's always your excuse for slacking. Don't
come crying to me when you're missing credits.
**[07:05] Berry**
I can go to school anytime.
**[07:07] Berry**
But, but, but! When it comes to Zero,
the data gets overwritten right away.
**[07:11] Mom**
I seriously don't understand you.
**[07:14] Mom**
Well, you may as well go get
your Deco checkup done.
**[07:18] Mom**
It's been acting up, hasn't it?
**[07:21] Berry**
My right eye freezes up every now and then...
**[07:26] Mom**
I made an appointment
with the ophthalmologist.
**[07:28] Berry**
It's fine for now.
**[07:31] Mom**
Stop being lazy and get a move on!
**[07:34] Berry**
Fine!
**[07:36] Mom**
Come on, look sharp.
**[07:40] Mom**
And be careful out there.
**[07:45] Dad**
Approved. Approved.
**[07:47] Dad**
Rejected.
**[07:48] Dad**
Approved.
**[07:51] Dad**
What's up?
**[07:52] Mom**
She's skipping out on class and going
on about that phantom of hers again.
**[07:57] Dad**
Zero, huh? If it's not causing
trouble, what's the harm?
**[08:01] Dad**
Think of it as people finding ways to
stay entertained in a city with no crime.
**[08:12] Berry**
Man, it really isn't working well.
**[08:16] Berry**
It's so darn flickery...
**[08:20] Berry**
Well, nothing I can do about it!
**[08:23] Isda**
Hey, Berry!
**[08:26] Berry**
Hey, Isda!
**[08:29] Berry**
You got a new avatar!
**[08:31] Isda**
Well, yeah. What d'ya think?
**[08:33] Berry**
It's pretty Love-y!
**[08:34] Berry**
Let's post it. Here we go.
**[08:38] Berry**
And up it goes.
**[08:41] Berry**
That didn't take long! Look at that Love.
**[08:45] Isda**
Nice!
**[08:47] Isda**
I hardly ever see you out
and about. What's up?
**[08:51] Berry**
Oh, well, you know...
Off to see the eye doc.
**[08:54] Isda**
Oof, good luck with that.
**[08:56] Berry**
Yeah.
**[09:04] Berry**
This is such a pain.
**[09:06] Berry**
Right! It's been a while since I went out last,
so I may as well change my Deco for the town.
**[09:19] Sign**
You do not have enough Love.
**[09:21] Berry**
Not enough Love.
**[09:23] Berry**
Gotta be more careful with how I use it.
**[09:25] Berry**
I'll have to get more.
**[09:29] Berry**
But... that's where
Phantom Zero Nation comes in!
**[09:33] Berry**
It's the most popular game in town,
and if I can catch Phantom Zero in it...
**[09:40] Berry**
People are gonna shower me with Love!
**[09:47] Berry**
"Zero is a lie."
**[09:48] Berry**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[09:52] Berry**
That's the way adults talk about it.
**[09:55] Berry**
But what Phantom Zero is
can't be put into words...
**[09:58] Berry**
Hence, zero.
**[10:03] Berry**
Whenever Zero shows up, the Love we're
all so excited about gets blown away.
**[10:08] Berry**
There can be no love in the face of zero.
**[10:11] Berry**
It's totally unreal...
**[10:12] Berry**
Like a phantom, in other words!
**[10:15] Game Zero**
I. Love. Ai.
**[10:22] Berry**
Isn't this roughly where Zero was spotted?
**[10:34] Berry**
What's this thing?!
**[10:38] Berry**
Wow!
**[10:39] Berry**
What am I looking at?
**[10:46] Berry**
*Left.*
**[10:49] Berry**
*Right.*
**[10:50] Hack**
Where the heckity heck is it?
**[10:52] Berry**
*Who's that?*
**[10:54] Berry**
*Could it be...*
**[10:55] Berry**
Where the heckity heck is it?
**[10:55] Berry**
*Left.*
**[10:57] Berry**
*Right.*
**[10:58] Berry**
*I knew it! Wow!*
**[11:02] Hack**
Oh well. Got a missing thingy...
**[11:05] Berry**
What was that? So Love-y!
**[11:08] Hack**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
**[11:35] Berry**
Love-y!
**[11:39] Hack**
There we are!
**[11:45] Hack**
Ring-a-ding! He might be a good mark.
**[11:47] Hack**
He's got Love to burn.
What a goofy doofus.
**[11:56] Hack**
Got it.
**[12:08] Middle Aged Guy**
Where the heck am I?!
**[12:14] Middle Aged Guy**
Huh? Dad?
**[12:18] Middle Aged Guy**
What... are you doing here?
**[12:21] Old Man**
Come now, boy.
**[12:23] Old Man**
Remember what I told you?
**[12:26] Old Man**
If you want to make me proud,
yadda yadda yadda.
**[12:29] Old Man**
But instead, you...
**[12:31] Middle Aged Guy**
But Dad...
**[12:33] Middle Aged Guy**
You're dead... aren't you?
**[12:36] Old Man**
Goofy doofus, instead of handling my
affairs, you've laid claim to my Love.
**[12:44] Old Man**
The Love that I earned.
**[12:46] Middle Aged Guy**
Uh, well... I was...
**[12:49] Middle Aged Guy**
I was *gonna* do it... I've just been busy.
**[12:52] Old Man**
No, that Love belongs to me,
and you're going to hand it over.
**[12:58] Middle Aged Guy**
I'm sorry, Dad.
**[13:00] SIGN**
Love Transfer
**[13:11] Middle Aged Guy**
My Love!
**[13:13] Hack**
Hey, goofy doofus.
**[13:14] Hack**
Spend the rest of that Love
on the funeral, y'hear?
**[13:17] Middle Aged Guy**
Who's there?!
**[13:18] Middle Aged Guy**
You tricked me! Where are you?! Get out here!
**[13:21] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[13:25] Middle Aged Guy**
Wait... Was that Phantom Zero?!
**[13:28] Berry**
Phantom Zero?
**[13:30] Berry**
I gotta tell the others!
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:34] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:39] Berry**
Found the mark!
**[13:40] Harper**
Don't tell me...
**[13:42] Logi**
Phantom Zero?!
**[13:44] Berry**
Bingo!
**[13:45] Berry**
I was over on 4th Street, and I saw
this weirdo who was half invisible.
**[13:50] Harper**
That's awesome! What was this weirdo
like?! Let us see your Deco data!
**[13:54] Berry**
Well, here's the thing...
It was super hard to see 'em.
**[13:57] Berry**
I could only see 'em out of
the eye with the busted Deco...
**[14:00] Berry**
There's no data left, either.
**[14:02] Harper**
If there's no data, we've
got nothing to work with.
**[14:06] Logi**
"Zero is a lie."
**[14:07] Logi**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[14:10] Berry**
Fine! If you don't believe me,
I'll catch that weirdo myself!
**[14:20] Hack**
Where's that missing thingy?
**[14:24] Berry**
There!
**[14:32] Berry**
Huh? Where'd that weirdo go?
**[14:39] Hack**
Where oh where are you?
**[14:41] Berry**
I. Love. Ai.
**[14:45] Hack**
What are you? Some kinda nerdy-birdy?
**[14:48] Hack**
Just staaaring like that.
**[14:52] Berry**
Are you Phantom Zero?
**[14:56] Hack**
Time to bail!
**[14:57] Berry**
Wait up!
**[14:59] Hack**
Try and catch me, nerdy-birdy!
**[15:01] Berry**
You bet I will! I'm gonna catch you!
**[15:03] Hack**
You'll be swoony-loony
when I'm done with ya!
**[15:10] Berry**
Hold it!
**[15:14] Berry**
Get back here!
**[15:21] Hack**
Around we go!
**[15:21] Berry**
Man!
**[15:28] Berry**
I've got you now!
**[15:30] Berry**
And I'm bringing you in.
**[15:40] Berry**
What... the heck?
**[15:53] Mom**
Welcome home. How'd it go?
**[15:56] Berry**
No good news at all.
**[15:58] Dad**
What? You didn't get an infection
from your Deco, did you?
**[16:02] Mom**
You said it was just freezing
every now and then.
**[16:05] Berry**
Oh, *that*.
**[16:07] Dad**
We'll get you in to see the data
ophthalmologist at Central Hospital.
**[16:09] Berry**
No, no, I didn't mean *that*.
**[16:12] Mom**
Then, what did you mean?
**[16:14] Berry**
Um... well... you see...
**[16:16] Berry**
Oh, right! I didn't manage to get in.
I wonder if they got my time mixed up...
**[16:21] Dad**
Don't scare us like that.
**[16:23] Mom**
That's odd. I *know* I made the appointment.
**[16:26] Berry**
Ah, it's fine. I can always go tomorrow.
**[16:30] Dad**
Hold it.
**[16:32] Dad**
Having a Deco on the fritz
has got to be a pain.
**[16:35] Berry**
It's okay.
**[16:36] Mom**
Well, until it's fixed... Here.
**[16:39] Berry**
Thanks.
**[16:56] Berry**
Who *was* that weirdo?
**[17:24] Hack**
I'm home.
**[17:29] Hack**
Talk about a draggy-waggy.
**[17:33] Hack**
Don't sweat it, Pup. I just had some
nerdy-birdy staring holes into me.
**[17:39] Hack**
Oh, yeah.
**[17:40] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy thought she was onto something,
but she was swoony-loony after that chase!
**[17:45] Hack**
Left her busted and dusted!
**[17:48] Berry**
You're talking about me, aren't you?
**[17:52] Berry**
I didn't understand most of that,
but I could tell you were making fun of me.
**[17:56] Berry**
Still gonna make jokes
after I show you *this*?
**[18:01] Hack**
My missing thingy!
**[18:02] Hack**
Give it!
**[18:06] Berry**
Tough luck. This is just my avatar.
**[18:08] Berry**
Welcome to a little
Hyperverse space I created.
**[18:11] Hack**
Rage, rage, ragey-rage!
**[18:13] Berry**
I was able to track down your
little hideout by tracing the data
**[18:16] Berry**
your origami was broadcasting.
**[18:18] Hack**
I'm gonna chew up your nerdy-birdy butt!
**[18:21] Berry**
Pretty cool, right?
**[18:23] Berry**
So are you really Phantom Zero?
**[18:26] Hack**
Rage... Rage...
**[18:27] Berry**
My name's Berry.
**[18:28] Hack**
Snappy-yappy!
**[18:30] Berry**
Look, I don't know what you're
up to, but if you really are—
**[18:35] Hack**
Quit yappin' already, nerdy-birdy!
**[18:40] Berry**
No! Wait—
**[18:44] Berry**
Aw, I was so *close*! This sucks!
**[18:56] Berry**
Being able to force a Hyperverse
space to shut down like that...
**[19:00] Berry**
Maybe that weirdo really is...
**[19:03] Berry**
No way!
**[19:11] Berry**
How'd you find me?
**[19:16] Hack**
I was able to trace back your
data the exact same way.
**[19:19] Hack**
Don't think this makes us even,
though, nerdy-birdy.
**[19:21] Berry**
I don't even get what you mean.
**[19:24] Hack**
What are you, a nincompoop?
**[19:25] Berry**
Huh? *What* kind of poop?
**[19:27] Hack**
I already bailed on that spot from earlier.
**[19:30] Hack**
Ya ain't gonna get to stare it up a
second time. How d'ya like that?
**[19:34] Berry**
Look, if you *are* Phantom Zero...
**[19:37] Hack**
What if I am?
**[19:41] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[19:43] Berry**
Why does everyone say "Zero is a lie,
and everything that *isn't* zero is reality"?
**[19:51] Hack**
Gimme my missing thingy!
**[19:52] Hack**
Oops! Falling, falling, falling!
**[19:59] Hack**
Give it!
**[20:00] Berry**
Oh, come on. You don't think
I'm *that* stupid, do you?
**[20:02] Hack**
Just give it back!
**[20:04] Berry**
Not happening!
**[20:06] Berry**
Not unless you tell me about Zero...
**[20:19] Berry**
No way. Is this the Zero Phenomenon?
**[20:24] Hack**
Zero... Phantom Zero...
**[20:27] Hack**
...is glitchy-witchy.
**[20:31] Berry**
Wow, amazing! What is this?!
**[20:33] Berry**
Are we in the Hyperverse now?
**[20:37] Berry**
Did you do this?
**[20:39] Hack**
No. It's glitchy-witchy.
**[20:45] Hack**
Ixnay!
**[20:47] Hack**
We gotta bail, nerdy-birdy!
**[20:49] Berry**
What's going on?!
**[20:50] Hack**
Touching that stuff's a big ixnay!
**[20:53] Berry**
"Ixnay"?
**[20:59] Berry**
I don't get what's going on, but it's Love-y!
**[21:07] Hack**
Kilo! Mega! Giga!
**[21:09] Berry**
Wow!
**[21:15] Berry**
Shoot!
**[21:22] Berry**
What now?
**[21:24] Hack**
Peta! Exa!
**[21:27] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[21:30] Hack**
Zet-ta!
**[21:32] Berry**
Nice one!
**[21:35] Hack**
Got my missing thingy back!
**[21:37] Berry**
Hold it!
**[21:40] Hack**
Time to hotfoot it outta here!
**[21:41] Berry**
Wait up!
**[21:49] Berry**
I've got you now.
**[21:51] Berry**
So what now?
**[21:52] Hack**
Creepy-creeping...
**[21:57] Berry**
What *is* that?
**[21:59] Hack**
That's glitchy-witchy...
**[22:03] Hack**
Phantom Zero.
**[22:05] Berry**
Really?!
# E2 - The Mysterious Stranger
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN1XM8/the-mysterious-stranger)
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**[00:03] Mom**
Berry, it's morning. Time to get up.
**[00:09] Mom**
Berry?! What are you doing out there?
**[00:16] Berry**
There was this weird kid...
Phantom Zero...
**[00:20] Mom**
A weird phantom?
**[00:22] Mom**
Did you fall asleep while logged in again?
**[00:26] Berry**
Logged in? Oh, yeah...
I *was* in the Hyperverse...
**[00:30] Mom**
It's almost time for school. Come on,
it's time to get up and get ready.
**[00:34] Mom**
And make sure you actually
*go* to the doctor's today.
**[00:37] Berry**
'Kay.
**[00:39] Berry**
Huh? Was it... all a dream?
**[00:44] Berry**
Nope!
**[02:16] Hack**
Giga!
**[02:18] Hack**
Tera! Peta! Exa! Zetta!
**[02:21] Hack**
Yotta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
***SIGN*** The Mysterious
Stranger
***SIGN*** The Mysterious
Stranger
***SIGN*** The Mysterious
Stranger
**[02:24] Hack**
This just ain't happa-bappa-happening!
**[02:29] Hack**
Za-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam!
**[02:39] Hack**
Cheese it!
**[02:42] Hack**
Where oh where is the outty-boutty?
**[02:44] Berry**
What ya lookin' for?
**[02:46] Hack**
The sorti-exit!
**[02:48] Berry**
An exit?
**[02:49] Hack**
But glitchy-witchy's setups are too
high-spec, so the exit's a missing thingy!
**[02:53] Berry**
Just what I'd expect from a
high-def custom Hyperverse space.
**[02:57] Berry**
So Love-y!
**[03:01] Hack**
No backdoor?!
**[03:04] Berry**
Guess we need time to find
the legit exit, or we're stuck.
**[03:08] Hack**
Let's just bail already!
**[03:10] Berry**
Yeah!
**[03:32] Berry**
Wow!
**[03:33] Hack**
Rargh!
**[03:44] Hack**
Tick-tocky?!
**[03:45] Berry**
What *is* this?!
**[03:57] Berry**
What's going on?! It's kinda fun!
**[03:59] Berry**
Hey, wait up!
**[04:08] Hack**
Quit tryna gobble us up already!
**[04:10] Berry**
Zappo!
**[04:26] Berry**
Ka-ching!
**[04:28] Berry**
Got me some data on glitchy-witchy!
**[04:37] Berry**
Okay, so what do we do next?!
**[04:39] Hack**
Gotta scope the shell outta the town!
**[04:47] Berry**
Wow.
**[04:49] Berry**
What is it?
**[04:55] Berry**
A program that spreads like slime mold?
I've never seen anything like it.
**[04:59] Hack**
Gimme the big search.
**[05:01] Hack**
Get all sticky-wicky with the network.
**[05:07] Hack**
Bingo!
**[05:11] Berry**
Love-y!
**[05:12] Hack**
Time to bail!
**[05:13] BerrY**
Ah, wait up!
**[05:22] Berry**
Is this the finish line?
**[05:26] Hack**
Ker-clunk.
**[05:35] Berry**
Guess there's one last bit to go!
**[05:38] Berry**
Huh?
**[05:42] Berry**
Hey...
**[05:49] Hack**
Alley-oop!
**[05:52] Hack**
Hey, nerdy-birdy! Gimme five!
**[05:56] Hack**
Take it!
**[05:59] Berry**
Hey!
**[06:01] Hack**
Let's bail on outta here.
**[06:13] Hack**
Whoa, there.
**[06:16] Hack**
Bailing!
**[06:17] Hack**
And away we go!
**[06:42] Trooper B**
There are signs of
Demo-camouflage at the scene.
**[06:44] Captain**
Copy that. I want everyone
using camo-compensator mode.
**[06:59] Trooper A**
We're the Customer Center's
Special Eval Committee Task Force.
**[07:02] Hack**
You guys come to stare at me too, huh?
**[07:04] Trooper B**
You're wanted on suspicion
of illegal Love fabrication
**[07:07] Trooper B**
and unauthorized
Love score modification.
**[07:10] Trooper A**
Don't move. We're going to restrain you.
**[07:12] Trooper A**
Fire!
**[07:16] Hack**
Quit yellin'!
**[07:23] Trooper A**
Dammit.
**[07:24] Troopers**
There's no citizen registry data.
**[07:26] Trooper A**
A "Yurei"? Watch yourselves.
**[07:34] Trooper A**
Digital smoke!
**[07:35] Hack**
Blammo!
**[07:42] Trooper B**
That fried my Deco.
**[07:49] Trooper A**
Suspicious Yurei spotted at the scene
of a Zero Phenomenon in District 16.
**[07:53] Trooper A**
Requesting a perimeter based
on the findings of our search.
**[07:56] Trooper A**
Code 410!
**[08:02] Council Chairman**
We'll dispatch a cleanup crew to the scene.
**[08:05] Council Chairman**
What happened to those Yurei
tags the search team mentioned?
**[08:08] Councilman A**
Well, Mr. Chairman,
**[08:10] Councilman A**
we've found what we believe to be a
safehouse hidden behind a Deco facade.
**[08:27] Search Trooper**
SEC Task Force!
**[08:29] Trooper C**
No sudden moves! Come quietly!
**[08:38] Trooper C**
It's a recorded decoy.
**[08:39] Trooper D**
We were too late.
**[08:42] Trooper C**
Damn Yurei.
**[08:47] Trooper C**
Huh? Are you getting static?
**[08:47] Hack**
Sneaky sneaky sneak...
**[08:49] Trooper D**
What's wrong?
**[08:50] Trooper C**
My Deco's being tampered with!
**[08:52] Trooper D**
Is that Yurei still around here somewhere?
**[08:55] Trooper D**
There you are!
**[08:57] Trooper C**
Don't give us trouble!
**[08:57] Hack**
Nein, nein.
**[09:01] Trooper D**
Wh-What the...
**[09:03] Trooper C**
Our Decos have been hijacked!
**[09:06] Hack**
And a-bailing we will go!
**[09:08] Hack**
Hup!
**[09:13] Hack**
Switch the Deco camo back on and...
**[09:21] Hack**
Tera!
**[09:42] Girl A**
Hey, you hungry?
**[09:43] Guy B**
Sure. Wanna go get something fancy?
**[09:45] Girl A**
Good idea! We can splurge our Love—
**[09:48] Girl A**
What was *that*? Crazy.
**[09:50] Guy B**
Made me jump.
**[10:10] Professor**
With that being the case...
**[10:12] Harper**
Say what? The Zero Phenomenon?
**[10:14] Logi**
What are you talking about?
**[10:16] Berry**
Like I said, it happened in
my neighborhood last night.
**[10:20] Harper**
You live in District 16, right?
**[10:23] Harper**
Can't be. There'd be records of alerts
and stuff if something had happened.
**[10:28] Harper**
You've been actin' weird lately.
**[10:29] Logi**
Yeah. The office yesterday
being a prime example.
**[10:32] Berry**
Does this mean that weirdo *wasn't*
a new character from the game?
**[10:37] Harper**
What weirdo?
**[10:40] Logi**
Wait, the game got a new character?
I didn't hear about that.
**[10:43] Harper**
Besides, Berry, you weren't
even logged in yesterday.
**[10:48] Berry**
Huh? You're right.
**[10:49] Berry**
Then, what was that...
**[10:51] Logi**
Your Deco's acting up, right?
**[10:53] Harper**
Yeah, it's gotta be that.
**[10:55] Logi**
You *did* say that was how you were
able to see this "weirdo" of yours.
**[10:58] Berry**
Even so...
**[10:59] Logi**
You imagined the whole thing.
**[11:04] Berry**
I'll just have to investigate.
**[11:06] Harper**
Then, let's play the game!
**[11:07] Berry**
Yeah!
**[11:07] Logi**
I'm in! I wonder if the
new story content's out.
**[11:13] Professor**
You three! Are you muted *again*?
**[11:16] Professor**
This is your doing, isn't it, Berry?
**[11:19] Berry**
Yeah! Sorry! Bye!
**[11:21] Professor**
Hey! Get back here!
**[11:25] Berry**
It doesn't make sense.
**[11:26] Berry**
Maybe it's 'cause I fell
asleep in the Hyperverse.
**[11:32] Berry**
And this thing...
**[11:34] Berry**
I have no clue what it is.
**[11:52] 0-N Zero**
Now, let us begin.
**[11:55] 0-N Zero**
My puzzle is a mystifying one...
**[11:57] 0-N Zero**
But there is no puzzle
that cannot be solved.
**[12:01] 0-N Zero**
You needn't worry on that score.
**[12:04] 0-N Zero**
However, it's a question of speed.
**[12:07] 0-N Zero**
Who came up with these
impossible means, and how?
**[12:11] 0-N Zero**
And what did they do to pull it off?
These are the questions you must answer.
**[12:16] 0-N Zero**
Yes, you must up your speed of
thought until you surpass all others.
**[12:21] 0-N Zero**
Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
capable of doing things no one else can.
**[12:30] Logi**
Awesome! Phantom Zero rules!
**[12:33] Harper**
That was totally wizard!
**[12:35] Berry**
Yeah...
**[12:36] Logi**
C'mon, Berry. It's the hotly
awaited new story stuff!
**[12:38] Harper**
It's Love-y, right?
**[12:39] Berry**
Yeah.
**[12:40] Logi**
You really *are* acting weird.
**[12:42] Berry**
Sorry, I'm gonna log off for today.
**[12:45] Harper/Logi**
Berry?!
**[12:47] Berry**
A magician, huh?
**[12:49] Berry**
Normally, that'd be the kind of Love-y
new twist that'd get me really excited...
**[12:54] Notification**
* It is almost time for your*
* ophthalmologist appointment.*
**[12:55] Berry**
Ah, I'd better go.
**[12:59] Berry**
Oh, right. I should probably wear this.
**[13:14] Berry**
Maybe it really was part of the game.
**[13:17] Berry**
Looking back, it all started with
that Phantom Zero ad I saw.
**[13:22] Berry**
And that weirdo...
**[13:27] Berry**
I think it was around here.
**[13:30] Berry**
Maybe the ad I saw tagged me for access?
**[13:40] Berry**
If it was some kind of secret test,
that's kinda impressive.
**[13:43] Berry**
Maybe I was chosen at
random for a beta test?
**[13:47] Berry**
Would that be Love-y?
**[13:50] Berry**
Crap, I'm late!
***SIGN*** Prescriptions
***SIGN*** Checkout
***SIGN*** Checkout
**[13:56] Commercial**
*The next generation of Deco.*
**[13:57] Commercial**
* Let the world you see be more*
* beautiful than anything else.*
**[14:00] Commercial**
* The procedure is simple.*
* Talk to your clinician about it.*
**[14:05] Commercial**
*All citizens are required to use Deco.*
**[14:09] Commercial**
* For those who would prefer*
* not to undergo optical surgery,*
**[14:13] Commercial**
* a number of convenient and comfortable*
* Glasses Decos are available.*
**[14:17] Commercial**
Reception
**[14:18] Commercial**
*Ask about availability.*
**[14:21] Robot Nurse**
Next patient, please. Miss Berry.
**[14:24] Berry**
Here.
**[14:26] Eye Doctor**
I'll take a look at the right eye now.
**[14:30] Eye Doctor**
I see. Look to the right, please.
**[14:32] Eye Doctor**
And the left.
**[14:34] Eye Doctor**
Yes, it's definitely broken.
**[14:36] Berry**
I-I see...
**[14:39] Eye Doctor**
The fastest thing would
be to simply replace it.
**[14:42] Eye Doctor**
Let's begin the procedure immediately.
**[14:44] Berry**
U-Uh, I'm—
**[14:45] Robot Nurse**
Okay! Preparing the patient!
**[14:50] Berry**
U-Um, listen—
**[14:53] Eye Doctor**
Don't worry. This won't take a second.
**[15:01] Logi**
Your Deco's acting up, right?
**[15:04] Harper**
Yeah, it's gotta be that.
**[15:06] Logi**
You *did* say that was how you were
able to see this "weirdo" of yours.
**[15:09] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy.
**[15:12] Berry**
*The weirdo!*
**[15:16] Robot Nurse**
Oh, no! Sit back! Sit back!
**[15:17] Eye Doctor**
It's okay. There's nothing to worry about.
**[15:20] Berry**
Y'know what? Forget it!
**[15:22] Berry**
See ya!
**[15:23] Robot Nurse**
Wait! It's not scary! Not scary at all!
**[15:27] Berry**
I'm home...
**[15:32] Notifications**
*Your Deco treatment is incomplete.*
**[15:34] Notifications**
*Please schedule a—*
**[15:36] Notifications**
*Your Deco treatment is incomplete.*
**[15:38] Notifications**
*Please schedule a follow-up.*
**[15:41] Notifications**
*Your Deco treatment is incomplete.*
**[15:41] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:41] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:41] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:42] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:42] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:43] Notifications**
*Please schedule a follow-up.*
**[15:43] Berry**
Oh, give it a rest!
**[15:45] Berry**
Fine.
**[15:47] Sign**
Incomplete
**[15:47] Sign**
Deco Exam
**[15:48] Berry**
Set the exam to complete.
**[15:49] Sign**
Completed
**[15:49] Sign**
Update Successful
**[15:49] Notification**
*Your exam has been completed.*
**[15:52] Berry**
That oughta do it.
**[15:59] Berry**
Now I might see that weirdo again...
**[16:02] Berry**
Love-y!
**[16:11] Berry**
Mom?
**[16:14] Berry**
Dad?
**[16:15] Berry**
They're not here.
**[16:17] Berry**
I guess I did get back from the doc's early.
**[16:22] Berry**
Which means this is my chance!
**[16:27] Berry**
If I use their work Hyperverse space,
**[16:31] Berry**
I can find out about yesterday's
Zero Phenomenon and that weirdo!
**[16:39] Berry**
It's my birthday.
**[16:52] Mods in the background**
Rejected. Rejected. Approved.
Rejected. Approved.
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
Approved.
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Approved.
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Rejected.
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Approved.
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[17:00] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[17:00] Berry**
Wow...
**[17:02] Berry**
First, we need a disguise.
**[17:05] Berry**
*Nice view from up here.*
**[17:07] Berry**
Hey, how's it going?
**[17:11] Berry**
*Now, where does Dad sit?*
**[17:20] Lady Mod B**
Approved.
**[17:22] Lady Mod B**
Approved.
**[17:25] Lady Mod B**
Rejected.
**[17:29] Lady Mod B**
Rejected.
**[17:34] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:35] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:37] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:39] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:40] Berry**
*Wait, that's from...*
**[17:43] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:45] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:46] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:48] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:49] Berry**
*"Delete" means they're being wiped, right?*
**[17:52] Berry**
*Then, it really* did *happen.
It wasn't just part of a game.*
**[17:56] Lady Mod E**
Rejected.
**[17:59] Lady Mod E**
Rejected.
**[18:00] Guy Mod F**
Rejected.
**[18:02] Guy Mod G**
Rejected.
**[18:03] Lady Mod H**
Rejected.
**[18:05] Berry**
*What's going on here?*
**[18:06] Berry**
*I'd better find what I need, and fast.*
**[18:11] Berry**
*Here we go. Dad's seat.*
**[18:17] Berry**
*I need to grab some evidence.*
**[18:21] Dad**
Berry! What do you think you're doing?!
**[18:27] Mom**
Berry, what were you trying to do?
**[18:30] Berry**
Well... you weren't here,
so I went looking...
**[18:33] Dad**
In our office, without permission?
**[18:35] Mom**
Come on. What were you *actually* doing?
**[18:38] Berry**
What were *they* actually doing, Mom and Dad?
**[18:42] Dad**
You don't need to know that.
**[18:44] Berry**
But everybody was deleting a bunch of data!
**[18:48] Dad**
That's our job. We're content moderators.
**[18:52] Berry**
Your job?
**[18:54] Mom**
That's right. We make it so people don't
have to see things that'd make them worry.
**[18:58] Mom**
It's a very important job.
**[18:59] Berry**
But what happens if people
can't tell what's real anymore?
**[19:03] Mom**
Listen. If it *is* something important,
deleting it won't make it go away. Right?
**[19:09] Berry**
But isn't that just *lying*?!
**[19:11] Dad**
Berry!
**[19:12] Mom**
Honey...
**[19:21] Dad**
Berry.
**[19:22] Dad**
For now, you're grounded, and you can
only log onto the Hyperverse for school.
**[19:28] Berry**
Fine!
**[19:30] Mom**
Berry, wait a minute!
**[19:31] Dad**
Let her go.
**[19:33] Mom**
But honey... This is too complex for her.
**[19:39] Berry**
Lies. It all really happened.
**[19:51] Berry**
Mom and Dad are just liars, and all that
was nonsense. I don't care anymore.
**[19:56] Berry**
That weirdo's really out there.
**[19:58] Berry**
And this time, I'm gonna track you down.
**[20:02] Berry**
This thing has to hold some kinda clue...
**[20:09] Berry**
Wow!
**[20:12] Berry**
What's this?
**[20:23] Berry**
Found you!
**[20:29] Berry**
Okay.
**[20:33] Berry**
Let's do this!
**[20:44] Berry**
This is totally different from the daytime.
All these bright lights are pretty hype!
**[20:50] Berry**
Whoa, wait a second...
**[20:52] Berry**
I'm *actually* running away from home.
**[20:54] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[20:58] Berry**
Something smells good!
**[21:04] Berry**
What's that?
**[21:07] Berry**
An... avatar?
**[21:12] Berry**
Excuse me—
**[21:13] Drunk**
Care for a sip, bambina?
**[21:19] Berry**
What was that? Why was there a cat?
**[21:26] Berry**
So weird.
**[21:27] Berry**
Oh, right.
**[21:29] Berry**
I need to go there... Which is this way!
**[21:41] Berry**
This is the spot.
**[21:50] Berry**
Wh-Who are you?
**[22:01] Finn**
Where is Hack?
**[22:04] Berry**
Hack?
# E3 - A Sham Trial
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ2QWN/a-sham-trial)
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**[00:08] Investigator A**
Now, between your
illegally modified Deco,
**[00:11] Investigator A**
and the way you fabricated
a prime access code,
**[00:14] Investigator A**
there's no way you're an amateur.
**[00:16] Investigator A**
You do this a lot, don't you?
**[00:21] Investigator B**
How long are you going to stay quiet?
**[00:23] Investigator B**
We've put together a list of denied
incidents the Customer Center has handled.
**[00:31] Investigator A**
A Love transfer scam, hm?
That was definitely you.
**[00:36] Investigator A**
A Yurei who can't talk? How convenient.
**[00:39] Investigator B**
How about this, then?
**[00:41] Investigator B**
Look at this. This so-called "Zero
Phenomenon" the public is panicking over...
**[00:46] Investigator B**
This was taken in an area where Love values
were reset to zero. And that's you, isn't it?
**[00:50] Investigator A**
I'm thinking you caused the Zero
Phenomenon and made off with the Love.
***SIGN*** A Sham Trial
***SIGN*** A Sham Trial
***SIGN*** A Sham Trial
**[02:30] Berry**
Is Hack the name of that weirdo?
**[02:36] Berry**
E-Excuse me...
**[02:42] Berry**
W-Wow, you've got pretty fingers.
**[02:47] Finn**
That explains it.
**[02:49] Finn**
I see.
**[02:53] Berry**
Hey, it's the robot that
was with the weirdo!
**[02:57] Finn**
I understand, Pup.
**[02:59] Finn**
So Hack was taken by the Customer
Center, and you got left behind...
**[03:03] Berry**
So do you guys know
where that weirdo Hack is?
**[03:12] Berry**
Hey! Wait up!
**[03:18] Berry**
So where are you going?
**[03:20] Berry**
And hey, about this "Hack"...
**[03:23] Berry**
Are you that weirdo's friend?
**[03:26] Finn**
It's none of your business.
Go get your Deco fixed.
**[03:29] Berry**
Wait, how do you even know about that?
**[03:31] Berry**
And that's none of *your* business.
**[03:34] Berry**
So did something happen to that Hack kid?
**[03:37] Berry**
And hey, you mentioned the Customer
Center before. What's that about?
**[03:42] Finn**
Hack was caught.
**[03:44] Berry**
Why?
**[03:46] Berry**
Wait... Did that happen after
that weirdo helped me escape?
**[03:50] Berry**
It's my fault.
**[03:54] Finn**
Hack... helped you?
**[03:57] Berry**
Wh-What is it?
**[03:59] Finn**
Come with me.
**[04:00] Berry**
Who exactly are you?
**[04:03] Finn**
A ghost.
**[04:20] Berry**
Wow, I'm seeing a lot
of secret hideouts lately.
**[04:28] Finn**
He said "Don't touch."
**[04:34] Berry**
So about Hack...
**[04:36] Finn**
How did you find that
location where I met you?
**[04:40] Berry**
Huh? Well, I mean...
**[04:42] Finn**
And who are you to Hack?
**[04:49] Berry**
I guess you could say... we're friends?
**[04:52] Berry**
Or maybe not.
**[04:58] Finn**
What are you *doing*?!
**[04:59] Berry**
Ah, sorry!
**[05:00] Berry**
It's just... Earlier, you said you were a ghost...
**[05:05] Finn**
What of it?
**[05:06] Berry**
I mean, you can't touch ghosts, right?
**[05:14] Berry**
What's he laughing at?
**[05:16] Finn**
The "ghosts" on this island aren't
the restless spirits of the dead.
**[05:23] Finn**
They are people whose births aren't
recognized, let alone their deaths.
**[05:29] Berry**
What kinda "ghosts" are those?
**[05:33] Finn**
You know how you need a
Deco to live on this island, yes?
**[05:38] Finn**
It makes switching between
reality and the Hyperverse possible.
**[05:43] Finn**
But to get a Deco, you need
to be a registered citizen.
**[05:46] Finn**
And what if, for whatever reason,
**[05:49] Finn**
that registration never happened,
or details of it got lost or erased?
**[05:54] Finn**
The result is a not-insignificant
number of unregistered citizens.
**[05:58] Finn**
People outside the system.
**[06:01] Finn**
Citizens in the shadows, their
existence not officially recognized.
**[06:04] Finn**
Those are the Yurei.
**[06:07] Finn**
And in exchange for not having a place in
the system, they can go where they please
**[06:12] Finn**
without anyone discovering them.
**[06:16] Berry**
I never knew there were people like that.
**[06:19] Finn**
It isn't simply a case of not
knowing. You were never told.
**[06:22] Finn**
They arrange it so there's no way to find out.
**[06:27] Berry**
But I can see you.
**[06:29] Finn**
Right. It's not like the unregistered
use some kind of special magic.
**[06:35] Finn**
And we're not invisible.
**[06:38] Finn**
This is just what Yurei are.
**[06:39] Berry**
Hack, too?
**[06:41] Finn**
By hacking people's Decos, Hack's
able to move around town undetected.
**[06:45] Berry**
Hacking?
**[06:47] Berry**
I get it. Because my Deco's broken,
that didn't work and I was able to see Hack.
**[06:54] Berry**
Being a Yurei sounds pretty awesome!
**[07:02] Berry**
What's he saying?
**[07:03] Finn**
He's asking you to return Hack's device.
**[07:07] Berry**
Wait, is that...
**[07:12] Finn**
He thinks there's no way
Hack would help you.
**[07:16] Finn**
That you were just a convenient
way to keep the device safe.
**[07:20] Berry**
Wh-What's with that?
**[07:24] Finn**
I have to agree.
**[07:26] Finn**
You finding that location is proof.
**[07:33] Berry**
Well, I don't have any device, so whatever.
**[07:37] Berry**
I don't know what you just said,
but you're ticking me off!
**[07:49] Guard**
Your trial will be held shortly
in the Customer Center.
**[07:53] Guard**
Since you're a Yurei, I'm sure you know this,
**[07:55] Guard**
but given the unrecognized
status of unregistered citizens,
**[07:58] Guard**
the trial will be held in private.
**[08:01] Guard**
Even so, the jury will be made up of Center
employees, and fairness is guaranteed.
**[08:10] Guard**
I can't believe a kid's responsible for
the Zero Phenomenon. What a mess.
**[08:14] Guard**
We've got our hands full with the game cover
story and staff cleaning up all traces of it.
**[08:30] Hack**
That was a good nap.
**[08:39] Madam**
Hello. How are you?
**[08:42] Finn**
Madam 44.
**[08:44] Madam**
Finn.
**[08:45] Madam**
Out of all the inventors ever, do you know
which is the greatest creator of all time?
**[08:52] Madam**
It's the "accident," my dear.
**[08:54] Madam**
Yes, I'm reminded of the time those fine
ladies wandered into the misty forest...
**[09:01] Madam**
Right before I shot that wicked magistrate
with an arrow from my golden bow.
**[09:06] Madam**
Yes, that little "accident" had my
heart roaring like a lion. Just like now!
**[09:13] Madam**
You're in a spot of trouble, aren't you?
**[09:16] Finn**
I am. And you could call it an "accident."
**[09:19] Finn**
I must admit, gossip queen or not,
I'm impressed you already know.
**[09:24] Madam**
Underestimate my connections at
your peril. This isn't like you, though.
**[09:29] Madam**
Good thing I already have a lead.
**[09:31] Finn**
You know where Hack's being held?
**[09:34] Madam**
Oh, little Hacky isn't just being *held*...
**[09:37] Madam**
They're setting the poor child up to take the
fall for this "Zero Phenomenon" nonsense.
**[09:43] Finn**
They're blaming the
Zero Phenomenon on Hack?
**[09:45] Madam**
Yes, as if the child were Phantom Zero.
**[09:47] Berry**
That's not true!
**[09:48] Berry**
That weirdo wasn't to blame!
**[09:51] Berry**
I saw it happen. When the
Zero Phenomenon kicked in,
**[09:54] Berry**
it wasn't Hack who caused it!
**[10:02] Madam**
You'd need evidence to prove that, my dear.
**[10:06] Madam**
And you'd need it right away, because the
trial is scheduled for tomorrow morning.
**[10:17] Berry**
What do I do? This is my fault.
**[10:20] Berry**
They're gonna make that weirdo out to be
Phantom Zero because of me. What can I do?
**[10:25] Berry**
Hey, what'll happen to Hack?
**[10:27] Finn**
If convicted, Hack will be
moved to a correctional facility.
**[10:32] Finn**
Never to be seen again.
**[10:35] Berry**
Not happenin'!
**[10:37] Berry**
I mean, I wanna see that weirdo
again. Plus, the kid's innocent.
**[10:41] Berry**
Hack's not Phantom Zero.
**[10:42] Finn**
But without any evidence...
**[10:45] Berry**
What about data from when we got
caught in the Zero Phenomenon?
**[10:49] Berry**
There might be some on here.
**[10:55] Finn**
So you did have something of Hack's.
**[10:57] Berry**
Please.
**[11:00] Finn**
Analyzing this might help
us solve the mystery.
**[11:04] Berry**
Awesome! You're gonna examine
it in the Hyperverse, right?
**[11:07] Berry**
I wanna come, too!
**[11:10] Finn**
Then, I shall have you do it. And...
**[11:15] Finn**
I'll make the most picturesque Hyperverse
space in all of creation for you to explore.
**[11:21] Finn**
A what-esque what now?
**[11:23] Finn**
I don't follow, but it sounds Love-y!
**[11:26] Finn**
Everything we need is on its way.
**[11:32] Hank**
Hey, Finn, baby!
**[11:36] Hank**
Down it goes.
**[11:38] Finn**
Hank, we don't have much time.
We need to start building.
**[11:42] Hank**
The kid ain't around today?
**[11:45] Hank**
Looks like somethin' bad's gone down...
**[11:47] Hank**
So you're going into the Hyperverse?
Ya sure that's a good idea?
**[11:52] Finn**
No. She's going in.
**[11:55] Hank**
This girl here?! For real?
**[11:57] Berry**
Yep!
**[12:03] Berry**
This is some beefy hardware.
**[12:05] Hank**
You know your stuff, sweetheart.
**[12:07] Berry**
Don't I, though?
**[12:08] Hank**
Okay. All set!
**[12:10] Hank**
Yeah!
**[12:11] Hank**
I call this the "Spirit of the
Storm," also known as...
**[12:14] Hank**
The SOS!
**[12:18] Berry**
Love-y!
**[12:19] Finn**
This should do fine.
**[12:20] Finn**
Now I just need to decompress
the data on this device...
**[12:26] Hank**
All right, folks, I'll leave you to it.
**[12:29] Hank**
Bon voyage.
**[12:42] Berry**
Okay!
**[12:43] Finn**
Data analysis complete.
**[12:47] Finn**
Activating Hyperverse.
**[12:50] Berry**
Let's-a go!
**[12:58] Berry**
It's so Love-y that you
can make a world like this.
**[13:01] Berry**
Plus, it's totally standalone.
**[13:04] Berry**
No connections means it's not
utilizing any shared data, right?
**[13:08] Berry**
That's crazy! It puts the
"Hyper" in Hyperverse!
**[13:11] Finn**
*Stop muttering to yourself.*
**[13:13] Finn**
*You can hear me, yes?*
**[13:15] Finn**
* I'm going to set construction prime*
* authorization to the highest level.*
**[13:19] Finn**
*Get ready.*
**[13:24] Berry**
Wow!
**[13:25] Berry**
Okay!
**[13:27] Berry**
So fast!
**[13:32] Berry**
What the...
**[13:37] Berry**
I can't stop!
**[13:40] Finn**
Simmer down.
**[13:43] Berry**
This is nothing!
**[13:48] Finn**
Okay, I'm going to display the
data from Hack's device now.
**[13:57] Berry**
Wow. It's usually only the Customer Center
that can produce something this detailed.
**[14:01] Berry**
You're awesome, Finn!
**[14:03] Finn**
*Skip the flattery.*
**[14:05] Finn**
* Use the Timeline to figure out where*
* ground zero for the Phenomenon was.*
**[14:09] Berry**
Right.
**[14:11] Berry**
What the heck is this tech, though?
**[14:15] Berry**
This should do it.
**[14:19] Berry**
There!
**[14:21] Berry**
I think that's the place.
**[14:28] Berry**
Okay, now to find it!
**[14:42] Finn**
What is it? Is there too
much data to sort through?
**[14:45] Finn**
Your Deco's acting up, too.
**[14:47] Berry**
*Yeah. I'm still good, though.*
**[14:49] Finn**
It's the right eye, yes? Be careful.
**[14:59] Berry**
This is it.
**[15:00] Berry**
See? This proves Hack didn't do it.
**[15:03] Finn**
*All right, understood.*
**[15:04] Finn**
* Now you just need to reproduce the data from*
* when the Zero Phenomenon became active.*
**[15:08] Berry**
Got it!
**[15:12] Berry**
Is this how it happened?
**[15:15] Berry**
Well, Hack didn't do it, and it doesn't
seem like anyone's *making* it happen...
**[15:20] Berry**
Did it just happen naturally?
**[15:23] Berry**
Okay. Got the record.
**[15:30] Finn**
We can't be sure it was a natural
occurrence yet. There's not enough data.
**[15:35] Berry**
*You think? But who could've done it, then?*
**[15:38] Finn**
There'll be plenty of time
to find that out later.
**[15:55] Finn**
All done.
**[15:56] Finn**
Right!
**[16:02] Prosecutor**
As I've just laid out,
**[16:03] Prosecutor**
the defendant has pilfered Love scores
on multiple occasions in the past.
**[16:08] Prosecutor**
In addition to fabricating scores—
**[16:13] Hack**
So sleepy...
**[16:15] Judge**
Continue.
**[16:16] Prosecution**
As such, the defendant caused the Zero
Phenomenon in order to steal even more Love.
**[16:21] Prosecution**
In short, the defendant is Phantom Zero!
**[16:24] Belle**
Objection!
**[16:30] Judge**
And you are?
**[16:31] Belle**
My apologies, your honor.
**[16:33] Belle**
I know I'm late, but I'm here
to represent the defendant.
**[16:38] Belle**
I'm a defense lawyer.
**[16:40] Belle**
My name is Belle.
**[16:41] Prosecution**
The defendant already declined legal
representation. Who arranged this?
**[16:46] Belle**
Uh, well, it was...
**[16:48] Finn**
*Say it was a human rights group.*
**[16:51] Finn**
It was a cumin whites gloop!
**[16:53] Finn**
Huh?
**[16:54] Judge**
Order!
**[16:56] Judge**
Now, who arranged this?
**[16:58] Finn**
*Human. Rights. Group.*
**[17:00] Berry**
Oh, crap.
**[17:02] Berry**
I-It was a human rights group.
**[17:08] Berry**
Now, members of the jury...
**[17:16] Berry**
I'd like you to look at this.
**[17:18] Berry**
First, I'd like to submit this
data recreation as evidence.
**[17:23] Berry**
You're looking at the location where
the Zero Phenomenon occurred.
**[17:27] Berry**
And this is it in action.
**[17:30] Berry**
As you can see, the Zero Phenomenon
doesn't appear to be triggered by anyone,
**[17:34] Berry**
but rather, it is something
that occurs naturally.
**[17:37] Berry**
Now, here is the defendant
at that same moment in time.
**[17:41] Berry**
As you can see, this is a
completely different location,
**[17:45] Berry**
meaning in terms of time and place, there's
no way my client could've been responsible!
**[17:51] Finn**
* Hey. Don't forget about the*
* issues with your right eye.*
**[17:54] Belle**
Yes, it's pure coincidence that my client was
found at the scene of the Zero Phenomenon.
**[17:59] Belle**
As you can see, if anything, the defendant
was a victim of this strange occurrence.
**[18:05] Belle**
And this data is irrefutable proof of that!
**[18:12] Finn**
* Don't get worked up.*
* You'll wreck the disguise.*
**[18:16] Belle**
"Zero is a lie. And everything
that is *not* zero is the truth."
**[18:20] Belle**
These are the words spoken by the Phantom
Zero present in the popular video game.
**[18:25] Belle**
But a game is just that: a game.
**[18:27] Belle**
In short, the incident this case centers
around has nothing to do with Phantom Zero,
**[18:33] Belle**
who is nothing more than
a character in a video game.
**[18:36] Belle**
However, due to the prosecutor's insistence
on there being a connection to Phantom Zero,
**[18:42] Belle**
a completely innocent person
has been held responsible
**[18:45] Belle**
in a total miscarriage of justice!
**[18:50] Berry**
Your honor!
**[18:51] Judge**
Wh-Who are you?
**[18:54] Juror A**
Wait, wasn't she in the video evidence?
**[18:56] Juror**
What's going on?
**[18:58] Juror**
What's a child doing in here?
**[18:58] Juror**
Uh...
**[18:59] Finn**
*What happened?*
**[19:01] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[19:03] Berry**
I messed up.
**[19:07] Juror A**
What *is* that?
**[19:14] Hack**
Back for more, glitchy-witchy?!
**[19:19] Juror B**
Look! The Zero Phenomenon!
**[19:21] Juror C**
I-It's Phantom Zero!
**[19:22] Juror D**
D-Don't be stupid! This isn't a game!
**[19:25] Judge**
O-Order!
**[19:28] Guard**
I-It's Phantom Zero!
**[19:31] Berry**
See? *That's* the real Phantom Zero!
**[19:33] Finn**
*What did you say?*
**[19:34] Finn**
* No, it doesn't matter right now.*
* This is your chance. Get Hack out of there.*
**[19:38] Berry**
Oh, right.
**[19:40] Finn**
* I'm sending instructions via your*
* Deco. Just follow what they say.*
**[19:45] Berry**
Got it.
**[19:47] Hack**
Is Finn pullin' a trick or two?
**[19:48] Berry**
Yeah.
**[19:49] Hack**
Don't leave me sit-sittin' here all day.
**[19:53] Hack**
It's time to bail.
**[19:54] Berry**
Leave it to me.
**[19:57] Berry**
Upsy-daisy!
**[20:03] Berry**
I. Love...
**[20:06] Berry**
Ai!
**[20:10] Jurors**
Should we evacuate?
**[20:14] Berry**
Piece of cake!
**[20:15] Finn**
* Good. Once you're out of the courtroom,*
* head straight down the hallway.*
**[20:22] Security A**
What's the deal with this robot?
**[20:25] Security B**
Hey, the defendant's gone!
**[20:27] Security A**
Was it just a distraction?!
**[20:28] Security B**
That kid really was Phantom Zero!
**[20:30] Finn**
*It's right at the next corner.*
**[20:33] Finn**
*After that, go left.*
**[20:35] Finn**
*Get a move on. You've got 20 seconds left.*
**[20:39] Berry**
Hey, wait!
**[20:42] Berry**
This is a dead end!
**[20:44] Finn**
*Jump down from there.*
**[20:46] Berry**
N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!
**[20:49] Finn**
*Three seconds left. Jump.*
**[20:51] Berry**
There's no way!
**[20:51] Finn**
*Two. One.*
**[20:53] Hack**
Zero!
**[20:54] Berry**
Please!
**[21:01] Berry**
We are long-long gone-gone!
**[21:05] Berry**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
**[21:09] Berry**
Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
**[21:10] Berry**
I thought I was a goner...
**[21:13] Berry**
What now, Finn?
**[21:14] Finn**
* Right. You'll be coming*
* up on a cargo terminal.*
**[21:17] Finn**
*Sit tight until then.*
**[21:18] Berry**
W-Wait... Is that...
**[21:21] Berry**
Crap, they found us!
**[21:23] Squad**
You won't get away, Phantom Zero!
**[21:27] Berry**
What do we do, Finn?
**[21:35] Berry**
Finn! *Finn!*
**[21:40] Berry**
I don't wanna die!
**[21:58] Trooper**
* This is the search unit.*
* A freight cart on the rail has exploded.*
**[22:02] Trooper**
* The fugitive, Phantom Zero, and the fugitive's*
* accomplice were caught in the explosion.*
**[22:06] Trooper**
*I repeat...*
# E4 - The Yurei Detective Club
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4ZD3M/the-yurei-detective-club)
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**[00:09] Berry**
It's morning?
**[00:15] Berry**
Not here?
**[00:16] Hack**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa! Zeta! Yotta...
**[00:23] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[00:27] Hack**
You like to oversleep, huh?
**[00:34] Berry**
*Good morning, diary.*
**[00:37] Berry**
* The weather around here*
* is great again today.*
***SIGN*** The Yurei
Detective Club
***SIGN*** The Yurei
Detective Club
***SIGN*** The Yurei
Detective Club
**[02:20] Finn**
It's come together nicely.
**[02:25] Hack**
It's gobblin' time!
**[02:27] Hank**
Ah, food.
**[02:28] Finn**
It's gapao rice today.
**[02:30] Berry**
Smells great!
**[02:32] Hank**
Ew, cilantro. Always smells
like bombardier beetles to me.
**[02:35] Finn**
Don't like it? Don't eat it.
**[02:38] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
**[02:39] Berry**
Everything you make is great, Finn!
**[02:42] Hank**
Well, around these parts,
**[02:45] Hank**
you can't tweak how it looks with your
Deco, nor how it tastes with Flavor.
**[02:51] Berry**
You can taste the realness!
**[02:53] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
**[02:54] Berry**
Wow, it's Love-y!
**[02:56] Hank**
This right here, though? I'd delete it.
**[03:00] Berry**
Thanks for the food!
**[03:03] Hank**
That was a hell of a meal.
**[03:11] Finn**
No.
**[03:13] Finn**
No.
**[03:14] Finn**
No.
**[03:15] Hank**
Found anything promising job-wise?
**[03:17] Hank**
"Searching for lost property..."
**[03:19] Hank**
Temp work?
**[03:20] Berry**
What about this?
**[03:21] Berry**
They're recruiting members for
a flash mob in the Hyperverse!
**[03:24] Berry**
Sounds like fun!
**[03:26] Hack**
Nope. Couldn't be more not interested.
**[03:29] Finn**
How many times do I have to tell you? We...
**[03:31] Berry**
"...don't do odd-jobs."
**[03:33] Berry**
Still, doing that kind of
surprise sounds like fun to me.
**[03:37] Hank**
Not to mention, we've been
open for four months now.
**[03:39] Hank**
Ya think we can still afford to be picky?
**[03:42] Finn**
We're a detective club, don't forget.
**[03:45] Hank**
Yeah, yeah, I know. You're
hung up on being "pro" sleuths.
**[03:50] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:50] Sign**
down here
**[03:50] Sign**
Hank's
Parts
**[03:51] Berry**
*And so, this is how our day begins.*
**[03:52] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:52] Sign**
down here
**[03:52] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:52] Sign**
down here
**[03:52] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:52] Sign**
down here
**[03:53] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:53] Sign**
down here
**[03:55] Berry**
* And if you're curious about when*
* my life started looking like this...*
**[03:58] Berry**
*It was four months ago.*
**[04:01] Berry**
* A Zero Phenomenon occurred*
* at 2538.39 on the Timeline.*
**[04:07] Berry**
* And after the court case,*
* I became a Yurei, just like Hack.*
**[04:15] Berry**
What do we do, Finn?!
**[04:16] Finn**
*Now! Jump into the terminal!*
**[04:30] Berry**
* Yup, back then, Finn fabricated data to make*
* it look like Hack and I died in an explosion,*
**[04:35] Berry**
*and overwrote the records.*
**[04:37] Berry**
* That's how we got away*
* from the Customer Center.*
**[04:42] Berry**
* With my personal record gone,*
* I couldn't use my Deco anymore.*
**[04:46] Berry**
* All the data and Love I'd got*
* in the Hyperverse was gone, too.*
**[04:51] Berry**
*The Deco in my right eye is still broken,*
**[04:54] Berry**
* but Finn hacked the one in*
* my left eye so I can still use it.*
**[04:59] Berry**
*I'm now invisible, just like Hack.*
**[05:02] Berry**
*I'm a Yurei!*
**[05:05] Finn**
The jobs we take as a detective
club are merely a means to an end.
**[05:09] Finn**
Our real objective is the Zero Phenomenon.
**[05:12] Finn**
We will solve that mystery!
**[05:14] Hack**
That'd be glitchy-witchy.
**[05:15] Berry**
That person we saw in the
Hyperverse was Phantom Zero,
**[05:18] Berry**
the one responsible for
this phenomenon, right?
**[05:21] Finn**
It's possible they're to blame,
but right now, that's just a theory.
**[05:24] Finn**
The exact relationship between this
"phantom" and the Zero Phenomenon...
**[05:29] Finn**
That's where we start digging.
**[05:30] Berry**
One more mystery to figure out, huh?
**[05:35] Hank**
The ground zero data makes it look
like it could be a natural occurrence.
**[05:39] Finn**
True enough.
**[05:41] Finn**
But the fact of the matter is Phantom
Zero has been used as an urban legend
**[05:45] Finn**
to cover up certain
inconvenient truths in the city.
**[05:48] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:48] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:49] Madam 44**
And according to the
data of a friend of mine,
**[05:50] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:50] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:51] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:51] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:53] Madam 44**
everything was all cleaned up
while we weren't looking.
**[05:56] Hank**
Damn. So they're acting
like you two did it now?
**[06:01] Finn**
One thing has become apparent.
**[06:03] Finn**
Looking at what data has been falsified and
deleted to cover up the Zero Phenomenon
**[06:07] Finn**
will be the key to figuring out the facts.
**[06:10] Finn**
Plus, it's the only way to prove
that Hack and Berry are innocent.
**[06:15] Hack**
Understood!
**[06:16] Berry**
Finn!
**[06:22] Berry**
* And so, diary, Finn made contact*
* with other Yurei like him*
**[06:27] Berry**
* and opened up a detective*
* agency on the edge of town.*
**[06:27] Sign**
Detectives
**[06:27] Sign**
down here
**[06:30] Berry**
* Since Decos and Love*
* aren't much use out here,*
**[06:34] Berry**
* everyone has to actually*
* make stuff from scratch.*
**[06:36] Berry**
* But being able to actually*
* touch everything is so weird...*
**[06:41] Berry**
*And Love-y!*
**[06:50] Berry**
* I might be homeless, Love-less,*
* and declared dead...*
**[06:55] Berry**
*But I'm still here.*
**[07:02] Hank**
Come on in.
**[07:04] Mitsumame**
Uh... well...
**[07:15] Mitsumame**
I'm sorry!
**[07:18] Mitsumame**
Um, I'm looking for Finn...
**[07:20] Hank**
Finn?
**[07:23] Mitsumame**
This is a detective agency, right?
**[07:28] Mitsumame**
So that's my story...
**[07:30] SIGN**
Missing
**[07:31] Berry**
Your daughter is missing?
**[07:38] Mitsumame**
Right. I only took my
eyes off her for a second...
**[07:42] Finn**
Mr. Mitsumame, the Customer Center
is better suited to this sort of thing.
**[07:45] Mitsumame**
Please don't say that! I'm begging you!
**[07:48] Hack**
This dude's a liar! He's lyin' like crazy!
**[07:50] Berry**
What do you mean?
**[07:53] Hack**
Check it. I diggity-dug up
some big picture data.
**[07:56] SIGN**
Mitsu-
mame
**[07:59] Mitsumame**
Th-That's my personal information!
**[08:02] Hank**
Hey, man! This says you're not married,
and you sure as hell ain't got a daughter!
**[08:06] Hank**
Not even a girlfriend, baby!
**[08:09] Finn**
Care to explain?
**[08:11] Mitsumame**
I'm sorry. But I...
**[08:17] Berry**
This missing daughter of yours...
This is actually your avatar, isn't it?
**[08:22] Mitsumame**
Yeah.
**[08:22] Hack**
For real, nerdy-birdy?
**[08:24] Berry**
When you call her your "daughter,"
**[08:25] Berry**
you mean you care about her as if
she was. That's how it is, isn't it?
**[08:30] Mitsumame**
I'm begging you! I'll pay you all the
Love I've saved to get her back!
**[08:35] Smiley**
*All* your Love?!
**[08:37] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[08:39] Madam**
And just how much Love are we talking here?
**[08:43] SIGN**
Mitsumame
**[08:43] SIGN**
Follow
**[08:44] SIGN**
Mitsumame
**[08:44] SIGN**
Follow
**[08:44] SIGN**
Mitsumame
**[08:44] SIGN**
Follow
**[08:46] Smiley**
Well, that's a joke.
**[08:49] Hank**
We've got us... nothing!
**[08:51] Hack**
As low as it goes!
**[08:52] Mitsumame**
Huh? That's odd.
**[08:54] Mitsumame**
Where'd all my Love go?
**[08:57] Hack**
More like you're just lyin' some more.
**[09:00] Berry**
*Could this be...*
**[09:03] Smiley**
No Love, no point.
**[09:05] Mitsumame**
Please!
**[09:06] Mitsumame**
You Yurei are the only ones I can turn to!
**[09:09] Finn**
Naturally. Given that it's an avatar,
the Customer Center likely wouldn't care.
**[09:15] Mitsumame**
But she's the only one for me.
Without her, I've been like the walking dead.
**[09:20] Berry**
When exactly did she go missing?
**[09:24] Mitsumame**
At 2538.39 on the Timeline.
**[09:27] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy...
**[09:31] Finn**
It's just a coincidence.
I wouldn't read anything into it.
**[09:37] Berry**
I see. It was near the scene, too.
**[09:40] Mitsumame**
The scene of *what*?! Did something happen?
**[09:43] Berry**
I understand, Mr. Mitsumame!
**[09:45] Finn**
Berry!
**[09:47] Berry**
We'll look into it for you.
**[09:48] Mitsumame**
Th-Thank you so much!
She really means the world to me!
**[10:00] Berry**
* Well, diary, Finn said "Suit yourself"*
* to me, and Hack's napping.*
**[10:02] Berry**
The client this time
is Mr. Mitsumame!!!
**[10:02] Berry**
He wants us
to find his
avatar
o.o!!
That was
a shock
**[10:02] Berry**
Mr. Mitsumame cares about
the avatar like she's his own
daughter, so I want to help
him if I can. Finn and the
others said to let it go...
**[10:02] Berry**
On the Timeline!!
**[10:02] Berry**
He was willing to
spend all his Love to get
her back. Must be sad
losing something you
really care about.
**[10:02] Berry**
Is this a coincidence???
That's the same time
Hack and I were
attacked IRL
**[10:02] Berry**
It looks like the location
Mitsumame's avatar
went missing was near
the incident from
that night.
**[10:02] Berry**
Here
**[10:02] Berry**
Finn says it's a coincidence...
Even if he's right, it's still weird.
**[10:02] Berry**
How do I find this avatar?
Hack and Finn aren't gonna help... ^_^;;
For now, I'll head to the scene of
the disappearance. I might find
some leads there.
**[10:05] Berry**
*But going by the Timeline...*
**[10:08] Berry**
* It was the same time Hack and*
* I got hit by the Zero Phenomenon.*
**[10:11] Berry**
* Plus, it happened near the area where*
* Mr. Mitsumame's avatar went missing.*
**[10:16] Berry**
*Even if it's a coincidence, I'm curious.*
**[10:20] Berry**
Okay!
**[10:25] Berry**
Perfect!
**[10:34] Berry**
I'm counting on you!
**[10:42] Hank**
Whoa, hold up. Try using this.
**[10:45] Berry**
What kind of robot is it?
**[10:47] Hank**
Doggo the Robo-Dog.
**[10:48] Hank**
I built him to sniff out and track down data.
**[10:52] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[10:53] Berry**
I'll see how he does. Thanks!
**[10:55] Hank**
Well, it's still early days for him,
so I dunno how much help he'll be.
**[11:00] Hank**
Hey, Berry?
**[11:07] Lady A**
How'd it go with that guy?
**[11:09] Lady B**
Really good!
**[11:10] Berry**
*Rule #1 of being a detective:*
**[11:12] Berry**
* Check the scene thoroughly.*
* That's where the case begins.*
**[11:15] Berry**
*If there are clues, they'll be there.*
**[11:17] Berry**
* And according to Mr. Mitsumame,*
* this is where the avatar went missing.*
**[11:25] Berry**
How's that?
**[11:35] Berry**
What is it?
**[11:40] Berry**
Aw, this is just my device.
**[11:45] Berry**
Did the cleaners push it here?
**[11:52] Berry**
Guess I'll go check the
Public Information Office.
**[11:58] Logi**
I'm telling you, he showed up again.
On 9th Street in District 19 this time.
**[12:02] Harper**
Phantom Zero? Probably
a load of hooey again.
**[12:07] Berry**
Hey, Logi!
**[12:10] Berry**
Hm?
**[12:11] Berry**
Huh?
**[12:15] Berry**
Hey, Harper!
**[12:16] Harper**
What was that?
**[12:17] Logi**
Something wrong?
**[12:19] Berry**
Oh, right. They can't see me
because of the Deco camouflage.
**[12:23] Harper**
I got the feeling someone
was calling out to me...
**[12:26] Logi**
What are you on about?
**[12:27] Logi**
Well, whatever. I say we
go looking for residual data!
**[12:30] Harper**
Can't. I gotta go to the dentist.
**[12:33] Logi**
Bet you do, with all
that sugary stuff you eat.
**[12:35] Harper**
Give it a rest. Anyway,
you can go with someone else.
**[12:38] Harper**
Someone'll be in the response team
office. Hm, probably not Berry, but...
**[12:43] Berry**
I'm right here.
**[12:44] Logi**
Come to think of it, where did she get to?
**[12:48] Harper**
She just stopped coming to school.
Wonder what happened to her.
**[12:53] Logi**
Well, it's not like her attendance
was all that great before.
**[12:57] Harper**
Tell me about it! And she'd make up
stuff like seeing Phantom Zero.
**[13:00] Berry**
I didn't make it up! I really did!
**[13:07] Berry**
Fine!
**[13:08] Harper**
Huh? Was that Berry's voice?
**[13:10] Logi**
I thought so, too.
**[13:11] Harper**
Ah! Jeez, Logi, don't eat my stuff!
**[13:14] Logi**
Huh? C'mon, you know me better than that.
You just ate it faster than you thought.
**[13:19] Harper**
Uh, guess I must have.
**[13:21] Harper**
Huh.
**[13:25] Berry**
You're right. Let's go.
**[13:34] Berry**
Okay!
**[13:39] Berry**
Perfect!
**[13:45] Berry**
You wait here.
**[13:51] Berry**
*Rule #2 of being a detective:*
**[13:54] Berry**
*Always be skeptical about information.*
**[13:56] Berry**
*Sometimes, the data you* can *see will
give you hints about what's missing.*
**[14:12] Berry**
* Nothing shows up when*
* tracing back his login data.*
**[14:17] Berry**
* That's why Mr. Mitsumame never*
* even noticed his Love had gone missing.*
**[14:22] Berry**
* The Customer Center has systems in place*
* that make people forget anything sad.*
**[14:28] Berry**
* But they couldn't erase the fact that*
* he had an avatar he cares deeply about.*
**[14:34] Berry**
*I think that's amazing.*
**[14:39] Berry**
*Hack's personal data.*
**[14:41] Berry**
* I looked it up so I'd have some ammunition*
* next time Hack makes fun of me...*
**[14:47] Berry**
* But when you've always been a Yurei,*
* it's only natural there'd be nothing of note.*
**[14:52] Berry**
*I found this on me, though.*
**[14:54] SIGN**
DECEASED
**[14:54] SIGN**
DECEASED
**[14:54] Berry**
*I'm marked as "deceased."*
**[14:56] Berry**
* Sooner or later, Logi and*
* Harper will forget all about me.*
**[15:00] Berry**
*I really am a Yurei now.*
**[15:03] Case Sign**
Registrars
**[15:03] Berry**
* Wait, Mom and Dad were*
* the ones who wrote this up?*
**[15:12] Berry**
You shouldn't be in here!
**[15:15] Berry**
Aw, shoot!
**[15:16] Berry**
Jeez.
**[15:33] Finn**
Is your interest in this case personal?
**[15:37] Finn**
Maybe a client treating a lost avatar like
a missing child struck a chord with you.
**[15:45] Berry**
It's not like that!
**[15:47] Finn**
Once something's been struck from the
record, it'll fade from memory over time.
**[15:52] Finn**
As if it never existed.
**[15:55] Berry**
Is it right for everything to
be reduced to zero like that?
**[15:59] Finn**
I couldn't say.
**[16:00] Berry**
It bugs me...
**[16:02] Finn**
You can leave if you're feeling homesick.
**[16:06] Berry**
Look, it just *bugs* me, okay?!
**[16:09] Berry**
I know lots of stuff now that I could
never even *see* when I lived in the city.
**[16:13] Berry**
Some of it bad, some of it scary,
and not all of it stuff I needed to know...
**[16:18] Berry**
But the fact nobody ever has a
*chance* of knowing is what bugs me.
**[16:21] Berry**
So I want to know.
**[16:25] Finn**
Right. And that's what we're here for.
**[16:29] Berry**
Yeah.
**[16:38] Berry**
Jeez!
**[16:49] Berry**
Maybe there's still some trace
at Mom and Dad's workplace.
**[16:55] Berry**
Rule #3 of being a detective...
**[17:00] Berry**
Let's check it out.
**[17:12] Berry**
Never thought I'd come back
here for something like this.
**[17:24] Berry**
Okay, I'm in.
**[17:31] Berry**
If I check Mom and Dad's
activity on the Timeline...
**[17:35] Berry**
No data. Figures.
**[17:37] Berry**
Ah, but I can still check their tag history.
**[17:41] Berry**
Here we go!
**[17:42] Berry**
Lessee... Is there anything in the data on
the Zero Phenomenon that was covered up
**[17:46] Berry**
that matches the avatar's file size?
**[17:49] Berry**
Nothing.
**[17:51] Berry**
Maybe it wasn't covered up, just discarded?
**[17:56] Berry**
There it is!
**[18:02] Berry**
Oh, crap.
**[18:11] Berry**
Dad...
**[18:18] Mom**
Hey. What's wrong?
**[18:20] Dad**
What about you? It's late.
**[18:22] Mom**
I'm having trouble sleeping...
**[18:25] Mom**
So I figured I might as well fill my quota.
**[18:28] Dad**
I see. I guess I woke you.
**[18:30] Mom**
It's not that...
**[18:31] Dad**
I see.
**[18:33] Mom**
On nights like this, I keep
thinking she's come home.
**[18:38] Dad**
We've been over this...
**[18:40] Mom**
But...
**[18:41] Mom**
I told her if something was really important,
deleting it wouldn't make it go away.
**[18:47] Mom**
But now, she's... really gone...
**[18:52] Mom**
I still can't believe...
she died in an accident...
**[18:57] Dad**
I know. But we've done everything we can.
**[19:00] Mom**
There might still be something.
**[19:03] Mom**
I think she's just missing...
**[19:06] Dad**
But we even got permission to
check the secret backup data
**[19:11] Dad**
the Customer Center collects.
We begged them for it.
**[19:14] Mom**
Yeah, you're right. And we
didn't find anything. Even so...
**[19:17] Berry**
The Customer Center collects
the city's backup data?
**[19:21] Dad**
Well, if we can't sleep anyway...
**[19:23] Mom**
Let's keep looking.
**[19:33] Berry**
I had no idea they could do stuff
like that. I'd better show the others.
**[19:40] Mom**
Wait!
**[19:42] Mom**
Doesn't that look a bit like Berry?
**[19:44] Mom**
That was recorded yesterday.
You're imagining it.
**[19:47] Mom**
Yeah. Maybe I'm just tired...
**[19:56] Berry**
I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, but I can't just yet.
**[20:03] Hank**
How's that?
**[20:09] Mitsumame**
I'm *back*! This is awesome!
**[20:12] Mitsumame**
Oh-Em-Gee! I'm, like, *so* grateful!
**[20:14] Mitsumame**
I'm over the moon!
**[20:17] Hank**
Save your thanks for the kid.
**[20:19] Berry**
I'm happy for you. Turns out,
it was disposed of by mistake.
**[20:22] Mitsumame**
I didn't know what to expect,
but I am *so* glad I came!
**[20:25] Mitsumame**
And now I feel *fantastic*, Miss Detective!
**[20:27] Mitsumame**
Thanks so much!
**[20:37] Hank**
You look like someone popped your tires.
**[20:39] Berry**
Finn was right. The avatar going missing
wasn't caused by the Zero Phenomenon.
**[20:45] Hack**
Feelin' like bailing?
**[20:48] Berry**
Don't be stupid. We still haven't figured
out what glitchy-witchy's deal is.
**[20:52] Hack**
True that.
**[20:54] Berry**
Oh! But I *did* see this weird system...
**[20:58] Hank**
At a content moderator's workstation?
**[21:00] Berry**
Yeah.
**[21:01] Berry**
I managed to catch a glimpse of Mom and
Dad doing a search at the Customer Center.
**[21:05] Hank**
Nice work.
**[21:06] Berry**
And they can apparently search the
Timeline for a backup of the entire city.
**[21:10] Hank**
For real?
**[21:11] Hank**
Where would they store that kind of data?
**[21:15] Madam**
I've never heard of a
Timeline backup like that.
**[21:20] Berry**
Here's the footage I captured.
**[21:21] Finn**
Let me see that.
**[21:23] Hank**
You hit the jackpot!
**[21:25] Madam**
She's really onto something
with this data, isn't she, Finn?
**[21:30] Finn**
She is. Not bad.
**[21:32] Berry**
Really?!
**[21:37] Berry**
*Well, diary...*
**[21:38] Berry**
* There were a few twists and turns, but I'm*
* ready to solve this Zero Phenomenon mystery*
**[21:42] Berry**
* so I can be reunited with the*
* people who haven't forgotten me.*
**[21:46] Berry**
* I'll solve it at this detective agency*
* with all my weirdo friends!*
**[21:50] Berry**
* And the weather around*
* here is great yet again!*
**[22:02] Hack**
Easy there...
**[22:08] Berry**
What is that?
# E5 - On the Trail of a Liar
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEQ29M/on-the-trail-of-a-liar)
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***SIGN*** To the Yurei Detective Club:
***SIGN*** Please save my nue.
**[00:10] Berry**
"To the Yurei Detective Club:
Please save my nue."
**[00:16] Berry/Hack**
"Nue"?
**[01:48] Commercial**
Come on down, and meet all kinds of animals!
**[01:52] Boy**
Wow, it really feels like a *real* animal!
**[01:57] Commercial**
Come see the realest realistic animals
in a place where you can get dynamic...
**[02:00] CM/Kids**
...and touch 'em!
**[02:02] Sign**
Curator of the Neo Animal Museum
**[02:02] Commercial**
The Professor's waiting for you!
**[02:04] Professor**
Drop on by the Neo Animal Museum!
**[02:07] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[02:07] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[02:08] Berry**
The Neo Animal Museum, huh?
**[02:10] Sign**
Come visit !
***SIGN*** On the Trail
of a Liar
***SIGN*** On the Trail
of a Liar
***SIGN*** On the Trail
of a Liar
**[02:11] Finn**
The majority of the animals on the island
**[02:14] Finn**
are actually robots done up with
Deco skins. Artificial animals, basically.
**[02:19] Finn**
The Neo Animal Museum features a
variety of these animals on display,
**[02:23] Finn**
all created by the Professor.
**[02:27] Hack**
Doggo, Doggo, doggy-doggy!
**[02:30] Hank**
They're not like Doggo, who I made outta junk.
**[02:35] Hank**
And frankly, I like mine better.
**[02:39] Hack**
Mister Snuggly-wuggly!
**[02:42] Hank**
Mister Watson's not artificial *or* a cat.
**[02:45] Berry**
I've never been to the Neo Animal Museum.
**[02:50] Finn**
"It's not a real museum.
It's like a failed freak show."
**[02:54] Finn**
That's definitely the reputation it has.
**[02:57] Madam**
And does our new case have
something to do with this institution?
**[03:03] Finn**
Did the pigeon with the
request come from the museum?
**[03:09] Finn**
Seems so.
**[03:12] Berry**
"Please save my nue."
**[03:15] Berry**
What even *is* a nue?
**[03:17] Smiley**
Nue nue.
**[03:18] Berry**
"Nue nue"?
**[03:19] Smiley**
You don't know about it? Here.
**[03:25] Decopedia Sign**
Information About Nue:
**[03:25] Decopedia Sign**
A type of bird whose cry is "nue nue."
**[03:27] Berry**
It's so *cuuute!*
**[03:29] Finn**
"A type of bird whose cry is 'nue, nue.'"
**[03:31] Finn**
For Decopedia, that's a bit sparse on detail.
**[03:35] Smiley**
"It's so *cuuute!*"
**[03:37] Smiley**
That's what all the basics think, anyway.
**[03:39] Berry**
Heck of a way of puttin' it...
**[03:41] Hack**
Gimme!
**[03:42] Madam**
So... are we accepting the case?
**[03:45] Finn**
For now, we should find out the details.
After all, *someone's* feeling motivated.
**[03:51] Hack**
Wild animals?! But they're stinky!
**[04:13] Hack**
Hup!
**[04:25] Berry**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[04:28] Hack**
You're a shaky-quaky nerdy-birdy.
**[04:29] Berry**
Shut up!
**[04:38] Berry**
Dang it.
**[04:47] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[04:52] Berry**
H-Hey, hold up!
**[04:57] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[04:57] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[04:57] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[04:57] Berry**
This is it.
**[05:07] Berry**
These animals really *are* realistic!
**[05:11] Berry**
Wow! I've seen some of these on Decopedia!
**[05:14] Berry**
They're all so Love-y!
Every single one of 'em!
**[05:17] Berry**
And this one...
**[05:22] Berry**
It's bugging out?
**[05:26] Berry**
Hey, it's a bunny!
**[05:27] Berry**
Love-y!
**[05:28] Professor**
"A chance to interact with
the realest realistic animals."
**[05:32] Professor**
That's the Neo Animal Museum.
**[05:35] Professor**
I take it you're from the
Yurei Detective Club, yes?
**[05:38] Berry**
Oh, Professor...
**[05:40] Professor**
Welcome to the Neo Animal Museum!
**[05:43] Professor**
I've been waiting for you.
**[05:45] Professor**
Every single animal you see on display
here was built by me personally.
**[05:59] Professor**
And among them, there are also
species that have gone extinct.
**[05:59] Hack**
Hey, nerdy-birdy!
**[06:05] Berry**
Get down from there!
**[06:07] Hack**
Sniff sniff.
**[06:09] Hack**
Smells like Pup. Not stinky at all!
**[06:13] Hack**
Whoa! Whoa there, easy!
**[06:13] Professor**
You can interact with animals
that are long gone from this world...
**[06:20] Professor**
It's magnificent!
**[06:26] Berry**
Are you okay?
**[06:30] Professor**
As you can see, I've gone as far as recreating
the wild temperament of these creatures.
**[06:35] Berry**
Um, you're bleeding.
**[06:37] Professor**
And yet, my beloved nue...
**[06:45] Guest Lady**
What's this thing?
**[06:46] Guest Guy**
It says it's a nue.
**[06:47] Guest Lady**
No way. It looks totally different.
**[06:50] Professor**
I can assure you it's not!
**[06:51] Guest Lady**
Wh-What the...
**[06:52] Professor**
What you are looking at
is a *really* realistic nue!
**[06:56] Guest Lady/Guy**
Scary!
**[06:57] Professor**
This is my greatest creation, the nue.
**[07:04] Berry**
Whoa, it's...
**[07:06] Hack**
Looks stinky!
**[07:09] Hack**
Sniff sniff. No stink at all.
**[07:12] Berry**
It's totally different from
what's on Decopedia.
**[07:14] Professor**
That's because that information is
incorrect. You're looking at a *true* nue.
**[07:20] Berry**
Is Decopedia ever wrong, though?
It's moderated by the Customer Center.
**[07:26] Professor**
Someone must've overwritten the correct
data after a case of Zero Phenomenon.
**[07:31] Professor**
And now, my darling gets
treated like an impostor.
**[07:34] Professor**
Poor thing.
**[07:40] Professor**
Inaccurate information is evil.
**[07:42] Professor**
The way my beloved nue gets treated
like a lie due to false information
**[07:46] Professor**
is more than I can bear.
**[07:53] Berry**
So when you say you
want us to save your nue...
**[07:56] Professor**
Could you please update Decopedia
so it has the correct information on it?
**[08:02] Professor**
I want you to save my beloved nue.
**[08:06] Berry**
And that's what he said.
**[08:08] Hank**
Rewrite a Decopedia entry, huh?
**[08:11] Hank**
That's gonna mean getting past Customer
Center security inside the Hyperverse...
**[08:16] Hank**
Kind of a big deal.
**[08:17] Smiley**
How much is he paying?
**[08:18] Berry**
100,000 Love.
**[08:20] Smiley**
Sounds tasty!
**[08:21] Finn**
Not bad at all.
**[08:23] Hank**
Who's going in?
**[08:24] Hack/Finn**
Me!
**[08:24] Hack/Finn**
Me!
**[08:25] Berry**
*I'm* going!
**[08:25] Hack**
No way!
**[08:26] Berry**
I wanna go in!
**[08:27] Hank**
You can both go, y'know.
**[08:30] Berry**
Fine.
**[08:31] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy's gonna trip up.
**[08:33] Berry**
Well, *you'd* better not slow *me* down!
**[08:37] Finn**
Something troubling you, Madam?
**[08:38] Madam**
Just a little.
**[08:39] Madam**
Smiley, I need you to
take care of something.
**[08:44] Smiley**
Kinda busy right now.
**[08:46] Madam**
There's Love in it for you.
**[08:49] Smiley**
I'm on the case!
**[08:52] Finn**
All right. Activating Hyperverse.
**[08:57] Berry**
Let's-a...
**[08:58] Hack**
Go!
**[09:02] Berry**
This is Decopedia's index?
**[09:19] Finn**
Steady...
**[09:21] Finn**
* The information on Nue will be in there*
* somewhere. Step one is to find it.*
**[09:26] Berry**
"Find it"? Are you saying we have
to look through *every* entry?
**[09:30] Berry**
Can't we run a search or something?
**[09:32] Finn**
* Sure you can. If you don't mind the Customer*
* Center catching on and swarming all over us.*
**[09:45] Finn**
* This section should include*
* all the listings on animals.*
**[09:49] Berry**
Seriously?
**[09:59] Berry**
Hey, bombardier beetles.
Hank mentioned 'em before.
**[10:03] Berry**
Wow, it stinks, huh?
**[10:04] Berry**
Wait, I need to stay focused!
**[10:07] Berry**
Ugh, this sucks! Where is the nue?
**[10:16] Berry**
Quit slacking!
**[10:18] Hack**
Bored now.
**[10:20] Hack**
You do it, nerdy-birdy.
**[10:22] Berry**
Our job is to find the nue!
**[10:27] Berry**
Come on, Hack!
**[10:47] Hack**
Gotcha!
**[10:48] Berry**
Finn! We've got something!
**[10:51] Finn**
That's the data for the nue.
**[10:52] Finn**
Give me a second.
I'll make it rewritable.
**[11:03] Hack**
All done!
**[11:05] Berry**
Oh, come on. It looked nothing like that.
**[11:07] Berry**
It had a rounder belly, I think.
**[11:10] Berry**
Ta-da!
**[11:12] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy sucks at this!
**[11:15] Hack**
Dora-nue-mon!
**[11:16] Berry**
Nue-rril!
**[11:18] Hack**
Gimme!
**[11:18] Berry**
Quit it!
**[11:25] Berry**
What the heck?
**[11:27] Finn**
*Enough. You're not here to play around.*
**[11:29] Berry**
Right...
**[11:32] Berry**
Hey! Stop!
**[11:34] Berry**
Get back here!
**[11:42] Hack**
Ragey-rage...
**[11:50] Berry**
Gotcha!
**[11:57] Berry**
Shoot, that's Customer Center security.
**[12:10] Hack**
Oops.
**[12:12] Hack**
There!
**[12:17] Finn**
*If that data makes it out of here,*
**[12:19] Finn**
* it'll get distributed as the*
* updated nue information.*
**[12:22] Finn**
*Catch it quick.*
**[12:23] Berry**
We know!
**[12:32] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy...
**[12:51] Girl**
What's this thing?
**[12:53] Berry**
*The nue took off on its own...*
**[12:59] Berry**
*Spreading far and wide...*
**[13:03] Isda**
What the heck? This is hilarious!
**[13:10] Isda**
Oh *man*, it's blowing up!
**[13:14] Berry**
* And somewhere along the line,*
* the nue started being considered lucky.*
**[13:21] Berry**
*Before long, it was a full-on nue craze.*
**[13:24] Gal A**
It's *all* about nue! Nue *rocks!*
**[13:28] Berry**
What do we do now?!
**[13:30] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[13:30] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[13:30] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[13:32] Professor**
I asked you to correct the
information on Decopedia about nue.
**[13:33] Sign**
Nue
Corner
**[13:33] Sign**
Nue
Corner
**[13:33] Sign**
Nue
Corner
**[13:37] Professor**
That was the request.
**[13:40] Professor**
Well, this is fascinating.
**[13:42] Berry**
I'm so sorry.
**[13:45] Professor**
The comments the museum has been
getting are also quite interesting.
**[13:49] Professor**
"This museum's got a fake,
gross nue on display."
**[13:54] Professor**
"I recommend not going."
**[13:55] Professor**
"I thought I'd get to see a cute nue,
but it was some nasty thing instead."
**[14:00] Professor**
"Worst museum ever! Never going again."
**[14:02] Professor**
"The nue here is grody."
**[14:04] Sign**
"I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
**[14:04] Sign**
No point in going."
**[14:04] Sign**
"I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
**[14:04] Sign**
No point in going."
**[14:04] Professor**
"I was *tricked* into believing they
had a nue. *No point in going*."
**[14:07] Professor**
"The nue here is..."
**[14:09] Berry**
I'm really sorry! We didn't
think it'd turn out like this!
**[14:14] Professor**
This museum only displays animals based
off of scientifically accurate information.
**[14:21] Professor**
My beloved nue is weeping in sorrow.
**[14:29] Professor**
I'm sorry, but as things stand,
I won't be paying you.
**[14:36] Berry**
What do we do?
**[14:38] Berry**
Isn't there some way to get
rid of all that fake nue info?
**[14:43] Hank**
Not after the way it blew up, no.
**[14:47] Hack**
Nue-nue is fine, too.
**[14:49] Berry**
We can't just ignore false information.
**[14:53] Hack**
Why not?
**[14:54] Berry**
What do you mean? Because it's not right.
**[14:57] Berry**
And we won't get paid, either.
**[14:59] Berry**
We need to make sure it's corrected.
**[15:03] Madam**
I actually have the truth right here.
**[15:05] Smiley**
Yep.
**[15:07] Berry**
A book?! A *real* one?!
**[15:10] Finn**
Remarkable.
**[15:11] Finn**
It's positively ancient, too.
**[15:14] Madam**
Oh? It seems we've dug up something
even Finn isn't familiar with.
**[15:20] Finn**
Where did you find it?
**[15:21] Madam**
An old friend of mine let me have it.
**[15:25] Hack**
Sniff sniff. Stinky!
**[15:27] Madam**
That's the smell of old books.
**[15:30] Madam**
That's an illustrated book with
a lot of old knowledge in it.
**[15:34] Hack**
It's super stinky!
**[15:36] Smiley**
Still smells better than you.
**[15:38] Hack**
Sniff sniff. So *stinky!*
**[15:43] Madam**
Read that page, if you would.
**[15:47] Sign**
Nue
**[15:48] Berry**
"Nue: A fictional creature,
passed down through oral tradition."
**[15:52] Hank**
Wait, so as a species,
the nue never actually existed?
**[15:57] Berry**
Which would mean both the Decopedia nue
and the one at the Neo Animal Museum
**[16:02] Berry**
are based on false information?
**[16:04] Madam**
I heard a line when Moses and I
were searching through the reeds...
**[16:08] Madam**
"The best way to get someone to believe
a lie is to wrap it up in an obvious truth."
**[16:15] Madam**
"You'll never find a more
effective way than that."
**[16:19] Berry**
Uh... What does it mean?
**[16:21] Madam**
The truth can be a mistake,
and a mistake can be the truth.
**[16:25] Madam**
And a mistake is a mistake,
and the truth is the truth.
**[16:30] Berry**
Is there any chance the
info in this book is wrong?
**[16:33] Finn**
From what I'm seeing, I'd say it's much
more likely that the Professor is wrong.
**[16:38] Berry**
We'd better tell him the truth, then.
**[16:40] Hack**
"Truth"?
**[16:42] Berry**
Yeah. The truth that the nue isn't real.
**[16:46] Hack**
"True" this, "false" that...
**[16:49] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy, you're boring.
**[16:52] Berry**
It's not about what's boring or not.
**[16:55] Berry**
I wouldn't want someone believing
something about me that wasn't true.
**[16:59] Berry**
Wouldn't you feel the same way, Hack?
**[17:03] Berry**
Well...
**[17:04] Berry**
I guess, in your case, there's no
info to be found, true *or* false.
**[17:09] Finn**
Hack's info?
**[17:10] Berry**
Oh, when I was looking at the records in
the Customer Center, I took a peek at it.
**[17:15] Berry**
There was no record of Hack's past at all.
**[17:18] Hack**
Who said you could do that?!
**[17:20] Hack**
Ragey-rage rage rage rage rage!
**[17:25] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy, you're in the wrong!
**[17:27] Berry**
I was just looking! And anyway, it said we
were both dead, so I didn't find anything.
**[17:33] Hack**
You're alive, nerdy-birdy!
**[17:36] Hack**
Data says you're dead,
but I see you living right now!
**[17:40] Hack**
So the info's wrong!
**[17:43] Hack**
Ya gotta look with your own
eyes to find out what's true!
**[17:48] Berry**
There are some truths
you *can't* see for yourself!
**[17:52] Berry**
*Diary, I'm feeling awful.*
**[17:56] Berry**
*What am I supposed to do?*
**[17:58] Berry**
* Can it really be wrong*
* to tell people the truth?*
**[18:04] Berry**
*I dunno.*
**[18:06] Berry**
*I dunno, but the Professor
*did *want the truth, so...*
**[18:13] Berry**
*This can't be wrong, can it?*
**[18:17] Professor**
I knew all along that the
nue never really existed.
**[18:21] Berry**
Wait, really?
**[18:23] Professor**
Really.
**[18:45] Berry**
What are you doing?
**[18:47] Professor**
Inaccurate information must be erased.
**[18:51] Berry**
Wait, you're gonna get rid of the nue?!
Do you really have to go that far?
**[18:55] Professor**
It's the policy of this museum to only
display scientifically accurate animals.
**[19:00] Professor**
It would be wrong to have a
fictional creature on display.
**[19:05] Berry**
But you said you loved your nue!
**[19:08] Professor**
I have no need for false information.
**[19:27] Berry**
* All trace of the nue the*
* Professor loved was gone.*
**[19:36] Berry**
Decopedia, show me the info for the nue.
**[19:38] Search sign**
Search Results
**[19:38] Search sign**
Advanced Search:
**[19:38] Search sign**
Search In:
**[19:38] Search sign**
Create a New Page for
**[19:40] Berry**
* The listing for the nue on*
* Decopedia was gone, too.*
**[19:44] Berry**
* I think the page was probably a total*
* mess of false information by the end.*
**[19:51] Berry**
* The nue craze was over before you knew it,*
* and replaced by something else.*
**[19:55] Berry**
* No one even seemed to*
* remember the nue anymore.*
**[19:58] Berry**
* It was like it had never*
* existed in the first place.*
**[20:03] Gal A**
It's all about the axolotl!
I like 'em an axo-*lot!*
**[20:09] Berry**
* I don't know what's right*
* or wrong about it all...*
**[20:14] Berry**
* But I'm kind of sad that the nue*
* seems to be gone completely.*
**[20:20] Berry**
Nue nue...
**[20:26] Finn**
Did you apologize to Hack?
**[20:29] Finn**
For looking up data you shouldn't have.
**[20:32] Finn**
I think you should apologize.
**[20:35] Berry**
Was it really that bad?
**[20:37] Finn**
Yurei have pasts, too.
**[20:41] Finn**
And everyone has things in their
past they'd rather keep private.
**[21:00] Berry**
Listen, Hack... I'm sorry about what I did.
**[21:06] Berry**
What're you looking at?
**[21:07] Hack**
Looked up nerdy-birdy's
school data. *Without* asking!
**[21:12] Hack**
You got an 8 in science?
Nerdy-birdy's super dumb!
**[21:15] Berry**
Don't—
**[21:17] Berry**
Hack! Get back here!
**[21:19] Hack**
Hey, a poem you had to write over
summer vacation. Should be good!
**[21:23] Berry**
Anything but *that!* It's my secret shame!
**[21:24] Hack**
"Oh, Berry!"
**[21:26] Hack**
"Wherefore art I Berry?"
**[21:28] Berry**
Stop! Please! I'm begging you! Hack!
**[21:42] Professor**
These are other creatures from
the past: Nessie and the Yeti.
**[21:43] Cover sign**
UFO & Alien Mysteries:
Revealing the
divine secrets behind
humanity's origins!
**[21:47] Professor**
These texts have eyewitness
reports in them, too.
**[21:50] Professor**
I was going to make them next...
**[21:53] Professor**
But I don't think I will.
**[21:55] Cover sign**
UFO & Alien Mysteries:
Revealing the
divine secrets behind
humanity's origins!
**[21:55] Professor**
I'd hate to have to get rid
of something else I love.
**[22:03] Smiley**
Ta-da!
**[22:04] Smiley**
Here's our new client!
# E6 - Smiley and the Flying Lost One
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQG43E/smiley-and-the-flying-lost-one)
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**[00:01] Smiley**
What we got? What we got? What we got?
**[00:03] Smiley**
What we got? What we got? What we... Huh?
**[00:10] Doron**
Doron!
**[00:14] Madam**
*Everything I saw reflected in his eyes*
**[00:18] Madam**
* taught me about the world*
* I was still naïve about back then.*
**[00:24] Madam**
*It was fate that we met.*
**[00:28] Madam**
*People are like the moon.*
**[00:30] Madam**
* We all have a dark side*
* nobody else ever sees.*
**[02:08] Hank**
Where all the bad kids at?
***SIGN*** Smiley and the
Flying Lost One
***SIGN*** Smiley and the
Flying Lost One
***SIGN*** Smiley and the
Flying Lost One
**[02:13] Hank**
Found ya!
**[02:15] Berry**
You got me!
**[02:17] Hank**
You're it now, Berry.
**[02:19] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy's a slowpoke.
**[02:21] Berry**
Aw, we're still doing
this hide-and-seek thing?
**[02:24] Finn**
Testing is essential.
**[02:26] Berry**
*Can't you just test it yourself?*
**[02:29] Finn**
*No. When building a world,*
**[02:32] Finn**
* you need clinical objectivity to reinforce*
* it where needed, not experience.*
**[02:35] Berry**
Seems like a waste to me, making something
like this but never experiencing it.
**[02:41] Finn**
Basing everything on a subjective
experience leads to emotional fallacies,
**[02:46] Finn**
which can in turn lead to bad judgment.
**[02:50] Hank**
Real easy to sound cool when
you're quotin' someone else.
**[02:52] Finn**
*Pipe down, Namahage Demon.*
**[02:54] Hack**
Everyone do the 'hage dance!
**[02:56] Finn**
Can we please just resume the test already?
**[02:59] Hank**
Well, if you think about it,
**[03:01] Hank**
the objective Finn and the
subjective Hack make the ultimate duo.
**[03:07] Berry**
You really think so?
**[03:09] Smiley**
Hey, detectives. Time for work.
**[03:12] Smiley**
Ta-da!
**[03:13] Smiley**
Here's our new client.
**[03:16] Hank**
This is our client?
**[03:18] Doron**
I am the general-purpose drone, Doron, yes.
**[03:22] Berry**
Doron the drone, huh?
**[03:24] Hack**
Zoom! Droney-droney-drone!
**[03:26] Doron**
Although, frankly, I'm not sure if
I actually *like* the name or not...
**[03:31] Smiley**
Hey now!
**[03:32] Smiley**
*I* gave it to you. You don't even
remember your real one, you pile of junk.
**[03:35] Doron**
For your information,
I am *not* a pile of junk!
**[03:38] Doron**
I believe a fault in my protocols is
to blame for me losing my memories.
**[03:41] Doron**
Which means I am malfunctioning, *not* junk!
**[03:45] Berry**
So you've got, like, amnesia?
**[03:47] Finn**
He's "lost," essentially.
A case of a wandering AI drone.
**[03:52] Hank**
Hey, she found you in a junkyard
on the edge of town, right?
**[03:56] Smiley**
He came flying at me from outta nowhere.
**[03:59] Doron**
I am certain that my owner has
been inconvenienced by losing me.
**[04:03] Doron**
I ask that you find my owner for me.
**[04:06] Hank**
So it's the owner that's
inconvenienced, huh?
**[04:08] Finn**
It should just be a case of checking
your Customer Center registration.
**[04:11] Finn**
Right, Watson?
**[04:14] Smiley**
Except we couldn't find
a registration number.
**[04:16] Smiley**
Which makes this a job for
the Yurei Detective Club.
**[04:19] Berry**
No memories, no registration, and hunting
for his owner without a single clue!
**[04:25] Berry**
So Love-y!
**[04:26] Finn**
Not interested.
**[04:28] Hack**
No bingo.
**[04:29] Hack**
Hey, Finn, let's keep doin'
that thing from before!
**[04:32] Finn**
I need to water the plants on the
roof first, and you're helping.
**[04:40] Hank**
Kinda weird to see you helping people
out, Smiley. Or robots, in this case.
**[04:46] Smiley**
I've never seen this model of drone before,
**[04:48] Smiley**
so I figure the owner's
gotta be rollin' in Love.
**[04:51] Hank**
That makes sense.
**[04:52] Hank**
Seems to have a few years on him, too.
**[04:57] Hank**
Well, I'm in!
**[04:58] Berry**
Yeah, me too!
**[05:00] Doron**
I-I-I-I am ever so grateful.
**[05:02] Doron**
Helping me like this... I can't
thank you enough-nough-nough...
**[05:07] Smiley**
You're shaking kind of a *lot* there.
You sure you're not junk?
**[05:11] Doron**
H-H-How r-rude!
**[05:14] Berry**
Some kind of vibration function?
**[05:16] Doron**
I-I th-think I-I'm j-j-just
sh-shaking w-with g-g-gratitude...
**[05:21] Berry**
You okay?
**[05:22] Dorone**
Y-Y-Yes...
**[05:26] Smiley**
Told ya he was junk.
**[05:31] Hank**
Huh, you don't see this every day.
**[05:33] Smiley**
Well?
**[05:34] Berry**
Can you fix him?
**[05:35] Berry**
Hey, there's some kind of number here.
**[05:37] Hank**
Probably a production number.
**[05:39] Hank**
Gotta say, the little dude's a lot more
complex than you'd think from lookin' at him.
**[05:44] Smiley**
I bet that means an even *bigger* Love payout.
**[05:48] Hank**
Okay...
**[05:50] Berry**
What are you doing?
**[05:51] Hank**
Seeing what kinda data he has.
**[05:53] Smiley**
Will you be able to read his memories?
**[05:55] Hank**
Won't know until I take a look.
**[05:58] Hank**
I can say this much, though...
**[06:01] Hank**
We're looking at an illegal drone here.
**[06:03] Smiley**
Love-y!
**[06:07] Hank**
There.
**[06:08] Hank**
All done!
**[06:09] Berry**
Nice!
**[06:11] Hank**
Okay, from the scope
of these customizations,
**[06:14] Hank**
it's fair to say this drone acted as
its owner's proxy on the regular.
**[06:18] Hank**
But the owner seems to have gone missing.
**[06:21] Hank**
And the only clue left behind?
**[06:23] Smiley**
Quit building the suspense.
**[06:25] Hank**
Get a load of this.
**[06:28] Smiley**
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
**[06:30] Hank**
Exactly. It was made this way
on purpose to keep it hidden.
**[06:33] Hank**
Pretty patchy, too.
**[06:35] Hank**
This is the one part I was able to restore.
**[06:41] Berry**
"Zero is a lie."
**[06:42] Berry**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[06:45] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[06:47] Smiley**
For real?
**[06:48] Berry**
This is the one from the game, though.
**[06:51] Smiley**
So who's the guy with Doron?
**[06:54] Berry**
Hey, I know! If they're playing
together, maybe that's his owner!
**[06:59] Doron**
Hello!
**[07:01] Doron**
What was I doing?
**[07:03] Berry**
Great! You're all better. Now we
can get to work on the investigation.
**[07:08] Doron**
Is this my owner?
**[07:11] Berry**
Well, he's in the picture with you.
**[07:16] Doron**
His face isn't ringing any bells.
**[07:17] Smiley**
See? Junk.
**[07:19] Doron**
How rude! It's the repairs
made to me that are junk!
**[07:22] Hank**
*Excuse* me?!
**[07:25] Finn**
I guess that should do it for today.
**[07:27] Hack**
It was kinda like "Ungh"
when I landed right at the end.
**[07:31] Hack**
Could ya make it more like "Klak!"?
**[07:33] Finn**
I see. Let me make the adjustments.
**[07:36] Hack**
Found something.
**[07:38] Hack**
What's this symbol?
**[07:39] Finn**
Let me see.
**[07:42] Finn**
Interesting.
**[07:43] Finn**
Hack, I need you to go back in.
**[07:45] Hack**
What for?
**[07:47] Finn**
There's something I'd like to look up.
**[07:49] Smiley**
This is a list of people who
have reported lost hardware.
**[07:53] Berry**
That's a lot to go through.
**[07:55] Doron**
Is this really going to get us anywhere?
**[07:58] Smiley**
Yeah, I mean, you're illegal in the first place,
right? No way you'd get reported missing.
**[08:05] Doron**
I'm i-i-illegal?! I-I had no idea!
**[08:09] Berry**
Then, let's look up that production
number on his circuit board.
**[08:09] Doron**
But what is it about me that's illegal?
**[08:12] Smiley**
Why?
**[08:13] Doron**
Is my very existence a crime?!
**[08:13] Berry**
I bet the parts he's made from are legal.
**[08:16] Smiley**
Oh, I get it!
**[08:17] Doron**
Oh dear, I'm illegal.
**[08:21] Berry**
There. Everyone who has a legit
drone has been excluded.
**[08:24] Doron**
Then, my owner who we saw using the
Deco must be one of the people left?
**[08:30] Berry**
Yeah! Let's go through it together.
**[08:32] Doron**
Thank you so much, Miss Berry.
**[08:35] Smiley**
You really like to stick your nose
into everyone's business, don't you?
**[08:39] Berry**
Do I?
**[08:41] Smiley**
I didn't say it was a bad thing.
**[08:44] Berry**
Hey, I haven't seen the Madam
lately. What's she up to?
**[08:48] Smiley**
Guess she hasn't been in the mood to drop by.
**[08:54] Berry**
Ah, he broke again.
**[08:55] Smiley**
Give it a rest already,
you flying junk heap.
**[08:57] Doron**
How rude. Also, you're wrong.
**[08:59] {Right column**
Paulie
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Jon
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Kearney
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Roy
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] {Right column**
Amy
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] {Right column**
Dean
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] {Right column**
Jiro
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] Doron**
Look here.
**[09:01] Smiley**
One of them is registered to a... Kearney?
**[09:03] Doron**
This person is my owner.
**[09:06] Berry**
Now to run a search on
his last known location...
***SIGN*** Kearney
***SIGN*** Kearney
**[09:12] Smiley**
Wait, that's...
**[09:13] Berry**
"Sunflower"?
**[09:15] Berry**
It's an old folks' home.
**[09:17] Berry**
I guess that's where he was using you.
**[09:20] Doron**
In a place like that?
**[09:23] Finn**
I see.
**[09:24] Finn**
I take it you recovered
that data from the drone?
**[09:27] Hank**
The programming's on the older side.
I'm having trouble loading it.
**[09:31] Finn**
Not exactly. The code is simpler
and more elegant than you realize.
**[09:37] Hank**
You getting in on the case?
**[09:42] Berry**
I'm back!
**[09:43] Berry**
Huh?
**[09:44] Berry**
Where's Smiley?
**[09:46] Doron**
She said she had business to attend
to and you can "take it from here."
**[09:49] Berry**
Well, guess I'll have to, then.
**[09:51] Berry**
Come on, Doron.
Let's go see this Kearney guy.
**[09:54] Doron**
Right!
**[09:57] Sign**
Sunflower
**[09:57] Sign**
Sunflower
**[09:58] Doron**
Um...
**[09:59] Berry**
What's wrong? You're finally gonna meet him.
**[10:02] Doron**
If I'm illegal, perhaps I was
meant to remain hidden?
**[10:07] Doron**
Which makes me question if
I should really just float on in there.
**[10:10] Berry**
Don't worry about that.
**[10:12] Berry**
Hank said you wouldn't be spec'd out the
way you are if he didn't care about you.
**[10:16] Berry**
So it'll be fine.
**[10:20] Berry**
Okay, let's go meet your
owner, Mr. Kearney.
**[10:24] Doron**
Right. Please lead the way.
**[10:27] Berry**
Excuse me. I'm with Fuzzy Deliveries.
Is there a Mr. Kearney staying here?
**[10:32] Robot**
What is the nature of your visit?
**[10:34] Berry**
One of our drones made a delivery here the
other day and there seems to have been a mix-up.
**[10:39] Robot**
That's odd.
**[10:41] Robot**
There's no one here by that
name, including on the staff.
**[10:45] Berry**
Maybe he used to be here, then?
**[10:47] Robot**
He did not.
**[10:48] Berry**
But I've got a record of
this Deco being used here...
**[10:53] Robot**
I'm sorry, but I need to verify
your employee ID number.
**[10:59] Berry**
Oh, uh...
**[11:01] Berry**
Excuse me!
**[11:05] Berry**
Huh? Where'd he go?
**[11:09] Berry**
Hey, Doron!
**[11:12] Berry**
Doron, wait up!
**[11:14] Doron**
139573832...
**[11:15] Berry**
What?
**[11:17] Doron**
I recognize this place!
**[11:19] Berry**
What do you mean?
**[11:26] Berry**
Excuse me.
**[11:29] Berry**
Oh, sorry, I mistook you for someone else.
**[11:32] Smiley**
Hey, Berry.
**[11:34] Berry**
Smiley?!
**[11:35] Berry**
But what are you doing here?
**[11:37] Smiley**
This is Grandma's room.
**[11:38] Berry**
"Grandma's"?
**[11:43] Smiley**
Grandma, you've got a guest.
**[11:45] Madam**
Well, isn't this a rare treat!
**[11:47] Berry**
Huh? Madam 44?!
**[11:50] Madam**
Care for some melon?
**[11:57] Berry**
Tastes Love-y!
**[11:58] Madam**
I didn't expect a visit from you.
**[12:00] Berry**
Madam.
**[12:02] Berry**
You've met Doron before, haven't you?
**[12:05] Berry**
Does that mean you know this Kearney guy?
**[12:10] Madam**
Everything I saw reflected in his eyes...
**[12:13] Madam**
taught me about the world
I was still naïve about back then.
**[12:20] Madam**
It was fate that we met.
**[12:23] Madam**
He said it was his duty to create a world
unlike anything anyone had seen before.
**[12:29] Madam**
By his side, I could become a princess,
a witch, a thief, or just about anything.
**[12:36] Madam**
It was wonderful.
**[12:38] Madam**
But during the revolution he instigated,
he handed me his bag of tricks and vanished.
**[12:47] Smiley**
I borrowed this from Grandma.
**[12:49] Doron**
My owner's information!
**[12:54] Security Drones**
* Warning: Non-registered individuals*
* must vacate the premises.*
**[12:57] Berry**
Crap, they're onto me!
**[13:00] Berry**
For now, we need to run!
**[13:03] Doron**
But the information about my owner—
**[13:06] Security Drones**
*Commencing removal of intruder.*
**[13:13] Doron**
This way!
**[13:21] Berry**
Wow! How'd you know where to go?
**[13:24] Doron**
It's not a memory exactly,
but I feel like I've been here before.
**[13:28] Berry**
Wait!
**[13:32] Doron**
No! Miss Berry!
**[13:34] Berry**
Doron!
**[13:39] Smiley**
Grandma! Berry's in trouble!
**[13:42] Madam**
You girls are such a handful.
**[13:46] Madam**
I'm going to change!
**[14:06] Berry**
Where'd this robot come from?!
**[14:08] Madam**
Weren't you listening when
I said I could become anything?
**[14:12] Berry**
Madam!
**[14:13] Madam**
So come on. Get over here.
**[14:16] Berry**
This is super Love-y!
**[14:18] Madam**
Hold on tight, my dear.
**[14:24] Smiley**
Damn, Grandma.
**[14:28] Madam**
Okay, we should be far enough away now.
**[14:31] Madam**
Time for you to head back to the
office. And about Smiley and me...
**[14:36] Berry**
Your secret's safe with me.
**[14:38] Madam**
Life's more fun with a
few mysteries in it, right?
**[14:42] Berry**
But can I ask you something?
**[14:48] Berry**
Well... Were you and
Kearney in a relationship?
**[14:54] Berry**
Was he the reason you joined the
Detective Club? In order to find him?
**[15:00] Madam**
You're such a little romantic.
**[15:03] Madam**
Hm, who can really say?
**[15:06] Madam**
I've forgotten my reasons.
**[15:08] Berry**
No way.
**[15:10] Berry**
Then, were you lying before?
**[15:12] Madam**
Lies shouldn't be wasted
carelessly, my dear.
**[15:16] Madam**
There's no telling when
you'll need an important one.
**[15:21] Berry**
Do you know where Doron's
owner, Kearney, is?
**[15:25] Berry**
Doron wants to see him.
**[15:28] Madam**
I do, too.
**[15:30] Berry**
Then...
**[15:32] Madam**
You really do like poking that cute little
nose into everyone's business, don't you?
**[15:38] Madam**
I don't think that's a bad thing.
**[15:41] Madam**
That's probably why little Hacky...
**[15:43] Berry**
What about Hack?
**[15:44] Madam**
That child's heart used to be locked up tight
and everyone was treated with suspicion.
**[15:51] Madam**
But since meeting you, something's changed.
**[15:55] Madam**
I think I understand why.
**[15:58] Berry**
Um... Well...
**[16:00] Madam**
Right, then.
**[16:02] Madam**
There is one thing I can tell you.
**[16:06] Madam**
You can have more than your fair
share of sorrow all on your lonesome,
**[16:11] Madam**
but to truly experience joy?
**[16:15] Madam**
You need the help of others for that.
That's why I joined you all.
**[16:21] Madam**
Okay, I'm heading back now.
**[16:24] Madam**
Oh, and tell that little cutie...
**[16:27] Madam**
that I appreciated his visit.
**[16:30] Madam**
I'll see you back at the agency.
**[16:33] Madam**
See you later.
**[16:35] Madam**
The moon is beautiful tonight.
**[16:39] Berry**
Hank!
**[16:40] Berry**
It's bad! Doron's hurt!
**[16:43] Hank**
Man, he really took a whooping.
**[16:46] Hank**
So how'd the hunt for his owner go?
**[16:48] Berry**
Well, I found a *few* leads...
**[16:51] Berry**
But we still don't know where Kearney is.
**[16:55] Finn**
I'm going to connect his circuit
board directly to the SOS.
**[16:58] Berry**
Huh? But why?
**[17:01] Hack**
We'll world up and get
our hack on, nerdy-birdy!
**[17:03] Finn**
Examining his restored data brought
something interesting to light.
**[17:07] Berry**
Wait, you two said you
weren't interested...
**[17:10] Hack**
Put a sock in it, nerdy-birdy.
**[17:12] Berry**
Thank you, Finn! Hack!
**[17:14] Hack**
And tera!
**[17:19] Doron**
Where are we?
**[17:21] Berry**
It's the Hyperverse.
**[17:23] Berry**
We're going to reinitialize
your programming from here.
**[17:27] Doron**
But how?
**[17:28] Hack**
Open sesame!
**[17:32] Hack**
Here we go!
**[17:34] 0-N Zero**
Now, let us begin.
**[17:36] 0-N Zero**
My puzzle is a mystifying one...
**[17:39] 0-N Zero**
But there is no puzzle
that cannot be solved.
**[17:43] 0-N Zero**
You needn't worry on that score.
**[17:46] Berry**
That's Phantom Zero!
**[17:47] 0-N Zero**
Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
capable of doing things no one else can.
**[17:57] Hack**
What a zappy light show!
**[17:59] 0-N Zero**
Begone, interlopers!
**[18:02] Finn**
Be careful. He's a security block
intended to erase the contact logs.
**[18:07] Berry**
What's going on here? Is this a game?
**[18:09] Hack**
Damn right it is, nerdy-birdy!
**[18:11] Finn**
* This "game" was created from*
* the core of Zero Nation's systems.*
**[18:15] Finn**
*Hack, you need to find out who this person is.*
**[18:18] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[18:20] Doron**
This way, you two!
**[18:27] Hack**
How'd you know?
**[18:29] Berry**
It's laid out like the garden
at the old folks' home.
**[18:31] Doron**
Correct.
**[18:32] Hack**
Nice one, flying junk heap!
**[18:36] 0-N Zero**
Where have they gone?
**[18:39] Hack**
Dash...
**[18:59] Hack**
Got yer mask!
**[19:04] Doron**
Mr. Hackitt!
**[19:06] Finn**
So it really was Hackitt.
**[19:07] Berry**
Huh? Who's Hackitt?
**[19:09] Doron**
Mr. Hackitt!
**[19:11] 0-N Zero**
I am Phantom Zero.
**[19:14] Berry**
Doron!
**[19:19] Hack**
Grabbed everythin' we needed!
**[19:21] Berry**
That's what you were after?
**[19:21] SIGN**
Items
**[19:21] SIGN**
Phantom Zero Parameters
**[19:21] SIGN**
Phantom
Zero
**[19:24] Finn**
Right. It's the key to
learning about Hackitt.
**[19:26] Berry**
And Hackitt is...
**[19:28] Doron**
The world-building genius
**[19:31] Doron**
and legendary architectural
designer, Kearney.
**[19:34] Doron**
When he worked as a Hyperverse game
designer, he went by the name "Hackitt."
**[19:41] Finn**
He was the one who said:
**[19:43] Finn**
"When building a world, you need clinical
objectivity to reinforce it where needed."
**[19:47] Berry**
Wait, does that mean Hackitt is...
**[19:50] Finn**
Right. I consider myself a student of his.
**[19:54] Berry**
And he made the Phantom Zero game?
**[19:56] Doron**
That's correct.
**[19:58] Doron**
I remember everything now,
thanks to your collective efforts.
**[20:03] Berry**
I see. So he designed that old folks' home, too.
**[20:08] Berry**
Which is why you knew
how it was laid out, Doron.
**[20:12] Finn**
And the greatest game he ever
created was Phantom Zero Nation.
**[20:17] Hank**
Huh. Pretty cool.
**[20:19] Hank**
But that means this has nothing
to do with the *real* Phantom Zero.
**[20:24] Berry**
So if you remember everything now,
where is Hackitt... I mean, Mr. Kearney?
**[20:30] Berry**
He's not...
**[20:33] Doron**
Sadly, he is.
**[20:35] Doron**
But I was able to restore
my most precious memories.
**[20:40] Doron**
And he did not abandon me.
**[20:45] Berry**
I see!
**[20:47] Doron**
Yes.
**[20:49] Doron**
Detective Club, you have my thanks.
**[20:53] Smiley**
Yeah, it looks like you're about done here.
**[20:57] Smiley**
Which means there's no
Love to go around, is there?
**[21:02] Doron**
Miss Smiley.
**[21:03] Doron**
Miss Berry.
**[21:05] Doron**
I have one last thing to ask of you.
**[21:13] Smiley**
Grandma?
**[21:21] Hank**
Hey. Guess it was a wild goose chase, huh?
**[21:24] Finn**
I wouldn't be so sure.
**[21:26] Finn**
Right, Watson?
**[21:29] Finn**
I examined the mask Hack
stole in the Hyperverse.
**[21:33] Finn**
The death of legendary designer, Kearney,
AKA Hackitt, seems rather suspicious.
**[21:37] Hank**
This is a Center surveillance record.
**[21:40] Hank**
You think they got rid of him?
**[21:42] Finn**
He knew something.
**[21:44] Hank**
For real?
**[21:46] Finn**
There's a chance that his drone coming to us
was his way of delivering a dying message.
**[21:53] Hank**
C'mon, man, you sound paranoid.
**[21:56] Hank**
Finn?
**[21:57] Finn**
The name "Hackitt" sounds
like "hack it" for a reason.
**[22:02] Hank**
Sure, but what's your point?
**[22:05] Finn**
My point is... we're going to expose the truth.
# E7 - The Inhuman Cart
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQJ7DK/the-inhuman-cart)
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**[00:02] Hank**
Look out, look out, baby.
**[00:09] Hank**
That fell from the sky, right?
**[00:15] Hank**
Maybe a pair of peacocks
hit it off up in the clouds.
**[01:58] Hack**
Bored.
**[01:59] Berry**
Wish we had a case...
***SIGN*** The Inhuman Cart
***SIGN*** The Inhuman Cart
***SIGN*** The Inhuman Cart
**[02:01] Hack**
Mister Kitty-cat!
**[02:07] Berry**
What's he doing?
**[02:10] Old Timer 1**
I'm telling you, the mystery
cart sells tonkotsu ramen.
**[02:14] Old Timer 2**
Well, *I* heard it sold soy sauce flavor.
**[02:18] Berry**
What're you talking about?
**[02:19] Old timer 1**
Missy, you haven't heard
about the mystery cart?
**[02:23] Berry**
"Mystery" cart?
**[02:25] Old Timer 2**
Damn right! It's this mystery ramen
cart nobody knows how to find.
**[02:31] Old Timer 2**
Even so, rumors of it have spread
like wildfire and it's now legendary.
**[02:34] Berry**
Why does everyone think it's so good if
they can't find it and haven't eaten there?
**[02:38] Old Timer 1**
Well, some folks *have* eaten there before.
**[02:42] Old Timer 1**
A friend of a friend of mine
managed to get some of that ramen.
**[02:46] Old Timer 1**
He said the way the rich tonkotsu
broth mixed with the thin noodles
**[02:49] Old Timer 1**
made it the best bowl he'd ever had.
**[02:52] Old Timer 2**
Nah, see, *my* friend said it was thick, super
silky noodles served with juicy roast pork
**[02:59] Old Timer 2**
in a glorious soy-based clear
soup that gets its supreme flavor
**[03:02] Old Timer 2**
from the dried sardines used as stock.
**[03:05] Hack**
I heard it was Blue Hawaii ramen.
**[03:07] Old Timers 1 & 2**
There's no way!
**[03:09] Berry**
You know about it, Hack?
**[03:11] Hack**
Just a rumor from long, long ago,
from somewhere around here.
**[03:15] Berry**
And what're you doing, Watson?
**[03:19] Berry**
Huh? Hey, where are you going?
**[03:21] Hack**
Let's bail and follow Kitty-cat!
**[03:23] Berry**
Ah, wait up!
**[03:25] Townsperson 1**
The ramen cart from the rumors?
**[03:27] Townsperson 1**
Of course I've heard of it.
**[03:28] Townsperson 1**
My friend's grandpa says he wants
to eat there again before he dies.
**[03:36] Townsperson 2**
Yeah, I've heard of it. They serve
Blue Hawaii ramen there, right?
**[03:41] Townsperson 3**
A mystery cart? You mean
the killer ramen place?
**[03:45] Townsperson 3**
A friend of a friend of mine ate there,
**[03:47] Townsperson 3**
and had a fever for three days after.
Thought they were gonna die.
**[03:51] Townsperson 3**
Said something about the owner
being an AI who hates humans
**[03:55] Townsperson 3**
and wants to wipe us all out with ramen.
**[03:58] Townsperson 3**
Nuts or what?
**[03:59] Berry**
Are you investigating
the ramen cart rumors?
**[04:04] Search field find**
Searching
**[04:04] Search field find**
Ramen cart rumors
**[04:04] Banner ad sign**
Win a 2000 Love
gift!
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Budget
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Dinner
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Lunch
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
No Minimum
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
No Maximum
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Area
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
District
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Reservations
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Delivery
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Genre
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Help
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Refine
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Special Deco Dining Room (Includes Booths)
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
All you can drink (2 hours+)
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Takeout
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Delivery
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Android-Run
**[04:06] Berry**
Wow, it's true. There's no info at all on it.
**[04:10] Berry**
Is there really a place to eat
that isn't listed on Deco-Gourmet?
**[04:13] Hank**
Well, this place only really
exists as word of mouth.
**[04:18] Hank**
I've heard about this
legendary ramen myself.
**[04:21] Smiley**
Me too.
**[04:23] Smiley**
But it's probably just rumors, right?
**[04:25] Berry**
How did you find out about it, Watson?
**[04:28] Finn**
He apparently collects rumors.
**[04:31] Finn**
Isn't that right?
**[04:36] Berry**
Oh, here.
**[04:45] Berry**
What's this?
**[04:47] Finn**
The rumors Watson has collected.
**[04:51] Finn**
"The proprietress of the bar in District 16
is having an affair with a younger man"?
**[04:58] Hank**
"A boy from a Japanese confectionery is
dating a girl from a cake shop," huh?
**[05:05] Smiley**
This is hilarious! There's a
theory that Madam 44's dead!
**[05:08] Madam**
Well, that certainly is a ridiculous rumor.
**[05:11] Berry**
"Smiley suspected of lying about her age.
Despite appearances, she's actually 50!"
**[05:15] Berry**
What?!
**[05:17] Berry**
"The son of a local family is
apparently up to some real bad stuff."
**[05:20] Berry**
"A local mother is apparently brainwashed."
**[05:24] Berry**
"Someone apparently went to the moon once."
**[05:26] Berry**
"That moon trip is apparently a lie."
**[05:30] Berry**
And you like collecting these, Watson?
**[05:33] Berry**
You gonna look into all these rumors?
**[05:36] Hack**
Shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey...
**[05:37] Berry**
Only the mystery ramen cart?
**[05:40] Berry**
Why?
**[05:41] Hank**
"A wonder lasts but nine days."
**[05:44] Hank**
Most of the time, rumors are
here today, gone tomorrow.
**[05:47] Hank**
But people have been talking about
this ramen cart since I was a kid.
**[05:52] Hank**
Watson's probably interested 'cause
this rumor's survived longer than most.
**[05:56] Sign**
I also want
to eat some
ramen
**[05:57] Berry**
"I also want to eat some ramen."
**[06:02] Berry**
I get ya. Who *wouldn't* want to eat ramen
that's the cause of so many rumors?
**[06:06] Berry**
Whaddaya say to the Yurei Detective Club
hunting down this mystery ramen cart?
**[06:12] Berry**
You're not interested in ramen
that's so good, it fuels a mystery?
**[06:15] Hack**
Rumors are just rumors.
**[06:18] Hack**
Until I see it with this
right here, it ain't real.
**[06:22] Smiley**
I'll pass, too.
**[06:24] Smiley**
Can't get any Love from rumors.
Not a big fan of that.
**[06:27] Madam**
I don't really like ramen.
**[06:30] Finn**
I'm busy.
**[06:31] Hank**
Sorry, kid.
**[06:34] Hack**
There, there, there...
**[06:36] Berry**
Fine! We'll look for it by ourselves.
**[06:39] Berry**
And eat this ramen
everyone's talking about.
**[06:42] Berry**
I'll start by talking to these "friends of
friends" who supposedly ate this ramen.
**[06:49] Berry**
What about you, Watson?
**[06:53] Berry**
"I'll head to where the
most rumors are found."
**[06:56] Berry**
Okay. Then, let's split up
and start gathering intel.
**[07:02] Old Timer 4**
You wanna talk to my friend?
**[07:05] Old Timer 4**
Well, he works in the shop over there.
**[07:08] Friend 1**
Huh? You wanna talk to the person
who ate at the mystery cart?
**[07:11] Friend 1**
I don't mind, but...
**[07:12] Friend 2**
Look, I wasn't the one who *actually* went
there. I just heard about it from a friend.
**[07:17] Friend 2**
You wanna talk to her?
**[07:19] Friend 3**
I heard about it from a friend, too.
**[07:22] Friend 4**
I mean, I only heard about it
from a friend of a friend.
**[07:25] Friend 4**
Hm? You wanna talk to them?
**[07:27] Friend 4**
I don't really remember...
**[07:29] Friend 4**
Gimme a sec. I might still have the message.
**[07:37] Berry**
Excuse me.
**[07:38] Berry**
I heard from Johnny that you've
been to the mystery cart before...
**[07:46] Berry**
Or did you also hear about
it from a friend of a friend?
**[07:53] Berry**
Sorry for bothering you.
**[07:55] Gramps**
I have.
**[07:57] Berry**
You've been to the mystery cart?!
**[08:00] Gramps**
I have.
**[08:01] Berry**
Really?!
**[08:03] Gramps**
I have.
**[08:04] Berry**
Where can I find this mystery cart?
**[08:06] Gramps**
Mark Twain.
**[08:09] Berry**
"Mark Twain"?
**[08:10] Berry**
What district is that? Where can I find it?
**[08:14] Gramps**
The heavens.
**[08:25] Berry**
* Diary, all I've learned is things people hear*
* from a friend of a friend are 100% untrue.*
**[08:34] Berry**
How'd it go?
**[08:38] Berry**
What is it?
**[08:45] Hack**
Upchuck!
**[08:50] Berry**
A map?
**[08:51] Hack**
Kitty barf!
**[08:53] Hack**
More barf?
**[08:56] Berry**
So you went to a hospital waiting
room that's a hub for rumors,
**[09:00] Berry**
and after listening to
rumors there all day,
**[09:03] Berry**
you found someone who got injured
while looking for the mystery cart,
**[09:06] Berry**
and got him to draw you a map?
**[09:09] Berry**
That's awesome!
**[09:11] Berry**
Okay, let's-a go find this mystery cart!
**[09:18] Berry**
Why are you tagging along, Hack?
I thought you didn't believe in rumors.
**[09:23] Hack**
Wanna see Kitty-cat do more new stuff!
**[09:27] Hack**
Kitty-cat, transform!
**[09:29] Berry**
I doubt it works like that.
**[09:33] Berry**
It's a dead end. Are we going the right way?
**[09:38] Berry**
You kidding me? Then, the mystery cart...
**[09:42] Berry**
...is down here?
**[09:48] Berry**
It's so dark, I can barely see.
**[09:52] Berry**
There's a ramen cart down here?
**[09:57] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[09:58] Hack**
Lighty-bright!
**[09:59] Hack**
Mister Flash!
**[10:01] Berry**
You're just full of surprises, Watson!
**[10:29] Hack**
Hungry...
**[10:30] Berry**
I've got cookies. You want one?
**[10:34] Hack**
Don't want.
**[10:35] Berry**
I thought you were hungry?
**[10:37] Hack**
Gonna eat ramen.
**[10:38] Berry**
Huh? I thought you didn't
believe in the mystery cart.
**[10:43] Hack**
Don't believe in rumors.
**[10:45] Hack**
But I wanna eat ramen.
**[10:47] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy wouldn't shut up about
ramen and now it's all my mouth wants!
**[10:51] Berry**
What the heck?
**[10:52] Hack**
My mouth's all ramen-y!
**[11:06] Berry**
What is this place? Where are we?
**[11:15] Berry**
There's no location data?
**[11:16] Sign**
Unable to obtain location data
**[11:16] Sign**
Retry
**[11:26] Berry**
Is that...
**[11:27] Sign**
Ramen
**[11:31] Sign**
Ramen
**[11:33] Sign**
Ramen
**[11:36] Berry**
Do you serve ramen here?
**[11:39] AI Owner**
Yes.
**[11:40] Berry/Hack**
All right!
**[11:42] AI Owner**
Welcome.
**[11:45] Berry**
The rumors were true after all.
**[11:47] Hack**
Ramen, ramen, ramen!
**[11:52] AI Owner**
What led you all to believe
the rumors and come this far?
**[11:59] Berry**
We wanted some ramen!
**[12:01] AI Owner**
Is that really all?
**[12:02] AI Owner**
Did you believe the rumor and come
this far solely due to hunger?
**[12:08] AI Owner**
That was your only reason
for believing the rumor
**[12:11] AI Owner**
and braving the harsh path here?
**[12:14] Hack**
Ramen, ramen, ramen!
**[12:17] Berry**
Ah, three bowls of ramen, please.
**[12:19] AI Owner**
Coming up!
**[12:20] Berry**
Are you an AI?
**[12:22] AI Owner**
Yes.
**[12:23] Berry**
What is this place?
**[12:25] Berry**
We tried looking it up,
but the map wasn't working...
**[12:28] AI Owner**
This place isn't listed on the map.
**[12:32] AI Owner**
Because I built it.
**[12:35] Berry**
You built this place?
**[12:37] Berry**
What do you mean? You can do that?
**[12:41] AI Owner**
I was originally an engineering AI
involved in urban development.
**[12:47] AI Owner**
Constructing a place like this is easier
for me than making delicious ramen.
**[12:54] AI Owner**
Here you are.
**[12:57] Berry**
Thanks for the food!
**[12:57] Hack**
Mine now!
**[13:08] Berry**
It's great!
**[13:09] Berry**
The soy sauce flavor rumors were true.
**[13:12] Berry**
There were others about tonkotsu
ramen and miso flavor, but...
**[13:16] Berry**
There was no concrete
info about this place.
**[13:18] Berry**
How is it there's no mention
of it anywhere online?
**[13:21] AI Owner**
Because I am thorough in removing it.
**[13:25] AI Owner**
I delete any reference to this
place the moment it goes online.
**[13:29] AI Owner**
Including this conversation
we are having right now.
**[13:33] Berry**
Seriously?
**[13:33] AI Owner**
Seriously.
**[13:34] Berry**
But why?
**[13:36] AI Owner**
I am investigating the systems by
which humans believe in rumors.
**[13:40] Berry**
The systems for believing in rumors?
**[13:42] AI Owner**
Rumors are neither fact nor fiction.
They are simply rumors.
**[13:47] AI Owner**
But the people who find their way here are
often upset or disappointed that the ramen
**[13:53] AI Owner**
isn't what they believed it was.
**[13:55] AI Owner**
What is it that leads them to have
such faith in these ephemeral rumors?
**[13:59] AI Owner**
I am fascinated by the systems
that lead them to think in this way.
**[14:03] Hack**
More!
**[14:04] AI Owner**
Coming up!
**[14:05] Berry**
Why would you look into that?
**[14:08] AI Owner**
Humans sometimes believe things they
can rationally tell are completely untrue.
**[14:15] AI Owner**
I have studied humans for many years now,
**[14:18] AI Owner**
yet I remain unable to fully answer the
question of why they believe in rumors.
**[14:25] Berry**
How long are we talking?
**[14:27] AI Owner**
It began with the founding of this
data-managed city, Tom Sawyer.
**[14:32] Berry**
That's *super* long ago!
**[14:35] AI Owner**
It is. And in spite of that,
I have yet to obtain an answer.
**[14:40] AI Owner**
Why do you believe in rumors?
**[14:43] Berry**
I don't exactly believe in them, but...
**[14:46] AI Owner**
But?
**[14:47] Berry**
Probably 'cause it's fun?
**[14:49] AI Owner**
Fun?
**[14:50] Berry**
Watson collects rumors,
and he does it because it's fun.
**[14:55] Berry**
Right?
**[14:57] AI**
It's... fun?
**[14:58] Berry**
Doesn't make sense, right?
**[15:00] Berry**
I thought the same at first, but...
**[15:02] Berry**
I started having fun while
we were looking for this cart.
**[15:06] Berry**
"Is it real? If it is, what kind
of ramen does it serve?"
**[15:10] Berry**
Imagining that kinda stuff was fun, y'know?
**[15:13] Berry**
Oh, by the way, my name's Berry.
**[15:16] Berry**
This is Hack and Watson.
**[15:18] Berry**
We're detectives with
the Yurei Detective Club.
**[15:21] Berry**
What's your name?
**[15:23] AI Owner**
Why?
**[15:25] AI Owner**
I've never had a human give away so
much personal information before,
**[15:29] AI Owner**
much less ask me for my own.
**[15:32] Berry**
Seriously?
**[15:33] AI Owner**
Seriously. So why?
**[15:35] Berry**
Well, the ramen's yummy, so I'd like to
come again. And I'd like to see you again.
**[15:40] AI Owner**
Me?
**[15:41] AI Owner**
But why?
**[15:44] Berry**
Because this has been fun!
**[15:47] Hack**
More!
**[15:48] Berry**
Me too!
**[15:49] AI Owner**
Coming up!
**[15:51] AI Owner**
My name is Analytica.
**[15:53] Berry**
Well, Analytica, what was it
like being an urban development AI?
**[15:58] AI Owner**
I created Mark Twain.
**[16:01] Berry**
"Mark Twain"?
**[16:10] Hack**
It's glitchy-witchy!
**[16:11] Berry**
The Zero Phenomenon?!
**[16:16] Berry**
We're in the Hyperverse!
**[16:18] Hack**
Get out here, glitchy-witchy!
**[16:26] Berry**
Shoot.
**[16:27] Hack**
Here it comes!
**[16:28] Berry**
But...
**[16:30] Berry**
Analytica!
**[16:32] Hack**
Sorti-exit!
**[16:33] Berry**
Right. We need to find the exit.
**[16:35] Hack**
Where's it at?
**[16:36] Berry**
How do we get outta here?
**[16:43] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[16:49] Hack**
You wanna play?
**[16:51] Hack**
Well, I want more of
your glitchy-witchy data.
**[16:55] Hack**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa! Zetta! Yotta—
**[17:02] Berry**
We need to run!
**[17:16] Berry**
Down here?
**[17:20] Berry**
What about you, Watson?
**[17:25] Hack**
Kitty-cat's doing more new stuff!
**[17:27] Berry**
He really *is* like a cat!
**[17:38] Berry**
We'd better find the exit.
**[17:50] Hack**
Hey, glitchy-witchy! Zoom!
**[17:57] Berry**
Seriously impressive.
**[17:59] Hack**
Zoom, zoom!
**[18:17] Hack**
More glitchy-witchy data for me.
**[18:25] Berry**
Aw, shoot.
**[18:36] Hack**
Kitty-cat!
**[18:40] Hack**
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
**[18:48] Berry**
Jeez!
**[18:49] Berry**
Hack, can't you find
the exit like last time?
**[18:53] Berry**
How do we get outta here?!
**[18:55] AI Owner**
Coming up...
**[18:57] AI Owner**
Exit...
**[18:59] AI Owner**
The exit... is here...
**[19:01] AI Owner**
Unlocking... now.
**[19:05] Berry**
How'd you do that?
**[19:08] AI Owner**
I am Analytica, an engineering AI
created to build Mark Twain.
**[19:17] AI Owner**
I... built it... all...
**[19:23] Berry**
Analytica!
**[19:24] AI Owner**
Order up...
**[19:33] Hack**
Zoom!
**[19:52] Berry**
Hack.
**[19:53] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[20:02] Hack**
Gimme my data!
**[20:06] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy, you data thief!
**[20:10] Berry**
What was that just now?
**[20:22] Berry**
Ow.
**[20:32] Berry**
* Diary, the mystery cart really*
* did exist, but now that it's gone,*
**[20:39] Berry**
* I guess it really is nothing*
* more than a rumor.*
**[20:40] Hack**
Stupid glitchy-witchy!
**[20:47] Hank**
Say what?
**[20:48] Hank**
So you really did find the mystery cart?
**[20:51] Berry**
It was really good!
**[20:53] Berry/Hack**
Right?!
**[20:55] Smiley**
And you ran into the Zero
Phenomenon, too? Unbelievable.
**[20:59] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy snatched my data!
**[21:01] Finn**
Your data?
**[21:03] Hack**
Stinkin' data thief!
**[21:05] Hank**
So this cart that wasn't
on any map is gone now?
**[21:09] Berry**
Yeah, there's nothing left.
**[21:12] Madam**
What kind of AI was the owner?
**[21:15] Hack**
Anaconda.
**[21:16] Berry**
It was Analytica.
**[21:18] Berry**
He said he was an engineering AI
made to build a Mark something...
**[21:25] Berry**
Mark Twain, maybe?
**[21:28] Hack**
That glitchy-witchy's got me double ragin'!
**[21:30] Hack**
Next time, I'm gonna get *double* revenge!
**[21:31] Berry**
Well, anyway...
**[21:33] Berry**
At least we got to eat some ramen.
**[21:35] Berry**
And it was the best I've ever had.
**[21:37] Berry/Hack**
Right?!
**[21:38] Smiley**
Okay, that's super annoying, so stop.
**[21:43] Diary headline**
The mystery cart really did exist!
**[21:44] Berry**
* What I learned from looking for the*
* mystery cart is the ramen was made*
**[21:49] Berry**
*by a mysterious AI named Analytica,*
**[21:51] Berry**
* and Watson's got a lot more*
* going on than meets the eye.*
**[21:56] Berry**
* But I'm sure there's still a*
* whole lot that I don't know.*
# E8 - Reach For the Heavens!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U40P5J/reach-for-the-heavens)
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**[00:16] Berry**
Ow.
**[00:19] Berry**
Even sleeping, Hack's a total handful.
**[00:25] Berry**
Is someone in the office?
**[00:31] Berry**
*Finn?*
**[00:33] Berry**
*What's he doing at this hour?*
**[00:38] Berry**
*He looks super serious.*
**[00:41] Berry**
*Probably shouldn't bother him.*
**[00:50] Finn**
Mark Twain...
**[02:25] Hank**
The sea.
**[02:27] Hank**
My sea.
**[02:29] Berry**
*Good morning, diary!*
***SIGN*** Reach For
The Heavens!
***SIGN*** Reach For
The Heavens!
***SIGN*** Reach For
The Heavens!
**[02:31] Berry**
*The ocean's really something.*
**[02:35] Berry**
Hey, is that your boat, Hank?
**[02:38] Berry**
The "River Queen," huh?
**[02:40] Hank**
Nah, it's not that one. It's this one.
**[02:43] Hank**
The scourge of the seven
seas: the SS McDougal!
**[02:48] Berry**
Oh, uh...
**[02:50] Berry**
It's cute.
**[02:51] Hank**
Ain't she though? She's my baby.
**[02:55] Berry**
* The first part of Hank's*
* job is collecting junk.*
**[02:58] Berry**
* Sometimes, he dredges up stuff from*
* the sea floor, and sells it in his store.*
**[03:05] Hank**
That oughta do it.
**[03:07] Hank**
Thanks for the help, Berry.
**[03:09] Berry**
No sweat! You should take me
on your next salvage job, too.
**[03:12] Hank**
Sounds good!
**[03:15] Hank**
Hey! Pudd'nhead!
**[03:17] Hank**
That son of a...
**[03:21] Hank**
Wil!
**[03:22] Will**
Oh crap, it's Hank!
**[03:24] Berry**
Who's this?
**[03:25] Hank**
This is Wilson, the gambling fool
everybody calls Pudd'nhead.
**[03:29] Will**
See ya!
**[03:34] Hank**
C'mon, Wil. How about you hand
over the Love you owe me first?
**[03:38] Wilson**
I don't have enough right now.
**[03:41] Wilson**
I *do* have a hot tip, though.
**[03:43] Wilson**
Will you let me off with that instead?
**[03:45] Berry**
Is it treasure that's sunk
to the bottom of the sea?
**[03:48] Wilson**
Uh, not the sea, no...
**[03:51] Wilson**
Try the sky.
**[03:54] Wilson**
The Customer Center told
everyone around these parts
**[03:57] Wilson**
that this area's gonna be
off-limits the day after tomorrow.
**[03:57] Sign**
Uh-oh*!*
**[04:01] Wilson**
Which means they're coming down from
their tower and getting up to something.
**[04:06] Berry**
Sounds Love-y! I wonder what it is.
**[04:08] Wilson**
Turns out, there's gonna be
treasure flying down from the sky.
**[04:14] Wilson**
Now, according to what I heard,
**[04:16] Wilson**
it's gonna be an ancient model of
satellite that's past its service lifetime.
**[04:20] Berry**
Love-y! But what's a satellite?
**[04:23] Hank**
It's like a star made out of junk.
**[04:25] Wilson**
I've got a good idea where
it's gonna crash down, too.
**[04:28] Wilson**
So if you manage to get your hands on it...
**[04:32] Hank**
It could be worth a lot, yeah.
**[04:35] Wilson**
How about it? Just between the three of us.
**[04:38] Hank**
It's a hot tip all right.
**[04:40] Berry**
Treasure falling from the sky...
**[04:42] Sign**
Uh-oh*!*
**[04:47] Finn**
How are things going, "Hackitt"?
**[04:50] Hack**
This place is giga-nasty.
**[04:55] Hack**
Thrills and chills!
**[05:03] Hack**
Looking like this, though... It's a raggy-drag.
**[05:06] Finn**
*Deal with it.*
**[05:08] Finn**
Thanks to Madam...
**[05:10] Finn**
*...we now know about Kearney's alt account.*
**[05:13] Finn**
* By logging in as Hackitt,*
* you can trick the system.*
**[05:17] Finn**
* Kearney's disappearance is linked to*
* Phantom Zero and the Zero Phenomenon.*
**[05:25] Finn**
* The same phenomenon that erased*
* the AI you encountered, Analytica.*
**[05:31] Finn**
* I believe Kearney, the designer behind*
* the Phantom Zero Nation game...*
**[05:37] Finn**
...was investigating the same mystery we are.
**[05:42] Smiley**
Wow, glitzy. Bet ya could
make a ton of Love from it.
**[05:45] Finn**
The Zero Phenomenon, Phantom Zero,
**[05:48] Finn**
and an AI who built the foundation of
the system that administers this city...
**[05:53] Hack**
Open sesame!
**[06:01] Finn**
It's all connected. And when we
get close enough, they'll appear...
**[06:14] Hack**
Gulp! Glitchy-witchy?!
**[06:19] Hack**
Huh? Frozen?
**[06:21] Hack**
Don't spook me!
**[06:23] Finn**
* It's a reproduction*
* created from stored data.*
**[06:25] Finn**
This is the same Phantom Zero you and
Berry saw during the phenomenon, correct?
**[06:30] Hack**
*Yeah, man! The glitchy-witchy!*
**[06:34] Smiley**
Looks paranormal.
**[06:36] Finn**
So Kearney *did* encounter
Phantom Zero before he disappeared.
**[06:42] Finn**
Analytica and Kearney...
**[06:44] Finn**
They both got too close to
the truth, then vanished.
**[06:48] Finn**
No, they were disposed of.
**[06:50] Smiley**
Okay, that's freaky.
**[06:53] Finn**
But if we can figure out who's behind this,
we'll find a way to Mark Twain.
**[06:57] Finn**
*Take all the hidden data you can.*
**[07:00] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[07:06] Hack**
Huh?
**[07:07] Hack**
*It's copy-protected.*
**[07:09] Finn**
Impressive, Kearney.
**[07:11] Finn**
But there should be a way to
disable the protection. Find it.
**[07:15] Hack**
*Understood!*
**[07:16] Smiley**
Hey, Finn, I happen to know
someone else who knew Kearney...
**[07:20] Finn**
What?
**[07:21] Smiley**
All it'll cost you is some Love.
**[07:26] Madam**
You can't rely solely on what you can see.
**[07:29] Madam**
Especially when your imagination
seems to be misaligned.
**[07:32] Finn**
I'm not sure I follow.
**[07:34] Madam**
You'll have to do the rest of the
searching yourself. Good day.
**[07:44] Hack**
Huh? Weird.
**[07:51] Hack**
This one's fine.
**[07:54] Finn**
*A mirror with no reflection? I see.*
**[07:57] Finn**
*Okay, take a closer look.*
**[08:02] Hack**
All right! Nailed it!
**[08:05] Finn**
* The room inside the mirror is*
* where the data's actually stored.*
**[08:14] Hack**
Mine now!
**[08:17] Smiley**
What's with the card?
**[08:22] Finn**
An ID card that allows access to the
Angel Fish Club, a special search engine.
**[08:27] Smiley**
So it's, like, a members-only deal?
**[08:29] Finn**
Right.
**[08:30] Finn**
And with access, we can find things the
Customer Center would rather keep hidden.
**[08:35] Hank**
Got something you can use to test it out.
**[08:38] Hack**
What's up, nerdy-birdy?
**[08:40] Berry**
Treasure's gonna fall from the sky.
**[08:43] Finn**
No time like the present.
**[08:53] Finn**
I've got the results.
**[08:55] Finn**
It seems your fisherman
friend was right, Hank.
**[08:58] Hank**
A satellite! We're about
to get Love-rich quick!
**[09:01] Finn**
That's not all.
**[09:03] Finn**
The satellite has a core with records
**[09:06] Finn**
on a variety of experiments the
Customer Center has been running.
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:12] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:13] Finn**
A capsule containing the core will be
ejected before the satellite crashes down.
**[09:17] Finn**
The Customer Center has declared this
area off-limits so they can collect it.
**[09:19] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:23] Finn**
Which means this capsule
likely contains valuable data.
**[09:27] Berry**
So it might have stuff about Phantom Zero?
**[09:30] Smiley**
And the Zero Phenomenon?
**[09:32] Finn**
Right.
**[09:33] Hack**
So we're gonna go nab it!
**[09:35] Hank**
That works out nice.
**[09:36] Hank**
You guys focus on grabbing the capsule.
I'll be satisfied just collecting the scrap.
**[09:41] Finn**
Then, let's get to work.
**[09:43] Detective Club**
Right!
**[09:45] Berry**
* And so, our plan to catch*
* the capsule got underway.*
**[09:50] Berry**
* Gotta figure out where it's coming down,*
* then get there before the Customer Center.*
**[09:57] Finn**
Hack and I will feed the Customer
Center false information beforehand.
**[10:02] Hack**
Send 'em on a loosey-goose chase.
**[10:04] Berry**
We're counting on you.
**[10:05] Hack**
Gonna be a cinch.
**[10:07] Berry**
What're you making?
**[10:09] Hank**
A glove.
**[10:10] Hank**
I mean, this is gonna be the
biggest pop fly anyone's ever caught.
**[10:22] Finn**
I see.
**[10:24] Finn**
A terminal disguised with
information camouflage.
**[10:27] Finn**
A veritable ticket to heaven.
**[10:33] Berry**
Huh? You spending the night in here again?
**[10:37] Berry**
You were here the night before last, too.
**[10:39] Finn**
The night before last?
**[10:41] Finn**
Oh, I suppose I was.
**[10:43] Berry**
So are you looking up
stuff about the capsule?
**[10:46] Finn**
No. It's not important. Different case.
**[10:49] Berry**
Oh, okay.
**[10:52] Berry**
Finn's acting kinda weird.
**[10:57] Hank**
Now *this* is perfect weather for a ball game!
**[11:01] Berry**
* We need to practice if*
* we wanna get the "catch" right.*
**[11:03] Smiley**
Hey!
**[11:05] Berry**
*Which is why we arranged for some help.*
**[11:07] Doron**
This certainly looks like fun.
**[11:10] Berry**
It's been a while! You been okay, Doron?
**[11:13] Doron**
Yes, and I'm still grateful for everything
the Yurei Detective Club did for me.
**[11:19] Smiley**
I called him up. Perfect choice for helping
us catch crap out of the sky, right?
**[11:24] Doron**
After hearing what we'd be doing,
I contacted a few associates of mine.
**[11:29] Doron**
Meet my fellow lost drones.
**[11:33] Hack**
Beep boop, beep boop.
**[11:36] Berry**
Nice to meet you!
**[11:37] Doron**
So how should we begin?
**[11:40] Smiley**
This is a test run for catching a capsule
that's gonna be falling out of the sky.
**[11:43] Smiley**
So drop this from up high.
**[11:45] Doron**
Understood. But how exactly will you
be catching something like that?
**[11:51] Doron**
It sounds dangerous.
**[11:53] Smiley**
You don't need to worry about that.
**[11:55] Berry**
That's a point. Who's gonna
actually be catching it?
**[11:57] Smiley**
Here she comes.
**[12:00] Madam**
Good afternoon, all.
**[12:20] Smiley**
Let's get started.
**[12:21] Madam**
Okay!
**[12:23] Doron**
Doron Pass!
**[12:27] Hack**
Incoming!
**[12:28] Berry**
Left a little!
**[12:33] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:40] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:43] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:45] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:50] Madam**
All right...
**[12:55] Madam**
Just call me the "Catcher in the Sky"!
**[12:58] Berry**
Nice catch!
**[13:00] Hack**
You gotcha-got it!
**[13:02] Berry**
High five!
**[13:04] Berry**
* Something about all of us working*
* together towards one goal...*
**[13:08] Berry**
*It's so Love-y, diary!*
**[13:10] Smiley**
Let's keep it up! Next!
**[13:13] Madam**
I'm on it!
**[13:17] Berry**
Tomorrow's the big day.
**[13:20] Berry**
I was wondering...
**[13:21] Hank**
What's up?
**[13:23] Berry**
I think Finn's hiding something from us.
**[13:27] Hank**
Sounds about right.
**[13:28] Hank**
Whole time I've known him,
he's never been what you'd call "open."
**[13:33] Hank**
We met at my old shop.
**[13:37] Finn**
Is that a machine for
constructing Hyperverse spaces?
**[13:40] Hank**
Yeah. Someone asked me to do some repairs.
**[13:43] Hank**
You come by here a lot lately.
**[13:46] Finn**
Am I too conspicuous?
**[13:47] Hank**
A little. Since you're always alone.
**[13:50] Finn**
The harder one strives for righteousness,
the lonelier their path becomes.
**[13:54] Hank**
Is that right? You looking
for anything in particular?
**[13:58] Finn**
Would you be able to put together a
highly customized rig for world-building?
**[14:02] Hank**
Highly customized? Hm, I don't see why not.
**[14:06] Finn**
I'll also need an interface that
lets me operate it without a Deco.
**[14:10] Hank**
No Deco *at all?* Seems like kind of a pain, man.
**[14:15] Finn**
If it can't be done, I'll go ask elsewhere.
**[14:17] Hank**
Whoa, hold up!
**[14:19] Hank**
Could be a fun puzzle.
**[14:23] Finn**
Then, please build it. I can get
you as much Love as you need.
**[14:27] Berry**
Come to think of it, why
*doesn't* Finn ever use a Deco?
**[14:32] Hank**
It's not that he doesn't. He can't.
**[14:35] Hank**
He gets Deco-sick.
**[14:38] Hank**
Using one does a number on his inner
ear and he gets real shaky as a result.
**[14:44] Berry**
And he can build such awesome
Hyperverse worlds, too...
**[14:49] Hank**
Yeah. He's stuck looking at the
worlds he makes from the outside.
**[14:56] Berry**
Why's Finn so interested in Phantom
Zero and the Zero Phenomenon?
**[15:01] Hank**
Well, he wants to clear your
name, of course. Hack's, too.
**[15:04] Hank**
Nah, can't be that.
**[15:06] Berry**
Yeah, I don't think so, either.
**[15:12] Berry**
*Phantom Zero...*
**[15:16] Berry**
* Hack told me this case had*
* been going on since forever.*
**[15:20] Berry**
* Even the first time we met,*
* Hack was doing a job for Finn...*
**[15:24] Hack**
Sleepyhead!
**[15:26] Berry**
*...investigating the Zero Phenomenon.*
**[15:29] Hank**
Play ball!
**[15:32] Berry**
*But why?*
**[15:38] Hack**
Hey, nerdy-birdy!
**[15:40] Hack**
We're shipping out, too.
**[15:47] Berry**
* We're all working together on*
* this one. The plan's pretty simple.*
**[15:51] Berry**
* We're gonna collect the capsule,*
* and Hank's gonna collect the junk.*
**[15:55] Berry**
* Each boat heads to the estimated*
* coordinates of the splashdowns.*
**[16:02] Berry**
* Meanwhile, Hack sends the fake info*
* about the expected coordinates*
**[16:06] Berry**
*that Finn cooked up to the Customer Center.*
**[16:10] Berry**
* Then, once Smiley and I spot the falling*
* capsule, we give Madam the signal.*
**[16:17] Berry**
Still nothing?
**[16:24] Berry**
There it is!
**[16:25] Hack**
Oh, yeah!
**[16:26] Berry**
More that way!
**[16:27] Smiley**
Go, go!
**[16:29] Madam**
Looks like it's my turn.
**[16:31] Madam**
This is nerve-wracking.
**[16:32] Madam**
I haven't felt this tense since
my very first secret tryst.
**[16:36] Madam**
I can feel my heart pounding.
**[16:39] Smiley**
You gonna be okay?
**[16:40] Madam**
Oh, yes. I haven't felt this young in ages!
**[16:46] Berry**
We're almost there, Hack.
**[16:48] Hack**
I got ya, nerdy-birdy!
**[16:50] Madam**
Here it comes.
**[16:55] Madam**
Catcher in the Sky!
**[17:08] Hank**
Dammit, Wil, you pudd'nhead.
**[17:10] Hank**
I thought it was "just between us."
How many people did you tell?
**[17:15] Hank**
Well? Any sign of the treasure?
**[17:24] Hank**
Was that the capsule?
**[17:25] Berry**
*We did it!*
**[17:27] Berry**
That was a nice catch!
**[17:33] Madam**
Yeah!
**[17:35] Finn**
Well done. Now, don't get caught.
**[17:38] Hack**
Time to make waves!
**[17:43] Berry**
* We did it, diary!*
* The plan went without a hitch!*
**[17:47] Berry**
* The Detective Club has never felt more*
* like a team than right now! It's Love-y!*
**[17:53] Hank**
Man, that satellite's nowhere to be seen.
**[17:58] Finn**
But we did get the capsule.
**[18:00] Hank**
Yeah.
**[18:01] Hank**
So you gonna kiss the sky now?
**[18:04] Finn**
That's the plan.
**[18:11] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
**[18:13] Hack**
So *good!*
**[18:15] Berry**
Finn really is a Love-y cook!
**[18:17] Hank**
Again with the cilantro...
**[18:19] Madam**
Having a meal that's overflowing with
nature every once in a while is nice.
**[18:24] Smiley**
Yeah, it's not bad.
**[18:26] Hank**
That satellite never did show up...
**[18:30] Hank**
You all did a great job, though.
**[18:32] Berry**
Yeah. It was really exciting.
**[18:35] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy was weaky-weak!
**[18:38] Berry**
Well, who *wouldn't* be nervous?
**[18:39] Madam**
I thought it was a piece of cake.
**[18:42] Smiley**
Huh? Didn't you mention nerves?
And how it was like a "secret tryst"?
**[18:45] Madam**
Pipe down.
**[18:49] Finn**
Everyone. I need to speak with you.
**[18:52] Berry**
So how'd it go?
**[18:54] Berry**
Well... we worked hard
to obtain the capsule, but...
**[18:58] Hack**
So what's the deal, Finn?
**[19:00] Berry**
What's wrong?
**[19:02] Finn**
I couldn't learn anything from it.
**[19:03] Berry**
Why not? We managed to catch it.
**[19:07] Finn**
Unfortunately, the data
with the records is damaged.
**[19:10] Smiley**
Say what?!
**[19:10] Berry**
Aw!
**[19:12] Hack**
What the heck?
**[19:13] Hank**
I see.
**[19:15] Smiley**
*More* wasted effort!
**[19:17] Madam**
It is what it is.
**[19:19] Madam**
I think I'll be heading home now.
**[19:22] Smiley**
I'll walk you there.
**[19:23] Hack**
Crazy waste.
**[19:31] Berry**
Hack. Can I borrow you for a sec?
**[19:44] Hack**
Wha—
**[19:46] Hack**
Finn!
**[19:48] Finn**
You guys...
**[19:50] Finn**
How long have you been there?
**[19:51] Hack**
That's the capsule, isn't it?
**[19:54] Hank**
Looks like the data's loadin' fine.
**[19:57] Berry**
You said it was broken.
**[20:00] Smiley**
What's the big idea?
**[20:01] Berry**
Why'd you lie?
**[20:03] Hack**
Lie?
**[20:05] Hack**
You just messed up, right?!
**[20:07] Finn**
This has nothing to do with you all.
**[20:09] Berry**
We're all members of this Detective
Club! It has plenty to do with us!
**[20:13] Madam**
Were you examining it on your
own with Kearney's card?
**[20:20] Smiley**
Whoa, hang on. That's seriously messed up.
**[20:23] Hank**
Man, you knew all along the capsule was
comin' down but not the satellite, didn't you?
**[20:30] Finn**
I did.
**[20:31] Hank**
I've had about enough
of you being secretive.
**[20:33] Hack**
What is this, Finn?
**[20:36] Hack**
Why're you keeping all
these dumb secrets?!
**[20:38] Berry**
I thought we were a club. Aren't we friends?
**[20:42] Finn**
Friends?
**[20:44] Finn**
We're not friends. We're not anything.
**[20:48] Finn**
We're just a bunch of outcasts
who have nowhere else to go.
**[20:53] Berry**
Outcasts?
**[20:55] Berry**
What are you talking about?!
We've done plenty of stuff together!
**[20:58] Berry**
Just 'cause *you* got what you're after
doesn't mean you have to be a jerk!
**[21:02] Berry**
You're making it sound like...
from the very beginning...
**[21:07] Finn**
Yes. I was using you. You've
been nothing but pawns all along.
**[21:12] Hank**
Pawns, huh? Yup, sounds like you.
**[21:16] Hank**
I put together the SOS.
**[21:18] Hank**
Watson and the Madam were for intel.
**[21:21] Hank**
And Hack and Berry were doing the footwork
in the Hyperverse, since you can't use a Deco.
**[21:31] Finn**
I've exploited you all in
pursuit of my agenda.
**[21:37] Finn**
And I don't need you anymore.
**[21:41] Hack**
The glitchy-witchy!
**[21:42] Hack**
You just gonna forget
about the glitchy-witchy?!
**[21:45] Finn**
The identity of Phantom Zero?
**[21:48] Finn**
That was just part of my
pretense for recruiting you.
**[21:51] Finn**
I couldn't care less.
**[22:00] Hack**
Liar...
**[22:02] Finn**
You've done admirable work.
**[22:05] Finn**
But this detective club is dissolved.
# E9 - Burning Brand
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2G1K1/burning-brand)
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**[00:01] Finn**
Long ago, in a faraway place,
there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.
**[00:07] Finn**
Since the giant could
only rest its eyes in turn,
**[00:11] Finn**
it had never slept a wink in its entire life.
**[00:16] Finn**
Because the giant would
spend the whole day watching,
**[00:19] Finn**
able to see everything and
everywhere, and learning all,
**[00:23] Finn**
the people gave it the responsibility
of looking after the world.
**[00:28] Finn**
The giant was glad to be of service.
**[00:33] Finn**
Under the watchful eye of the giant,
the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.
**[00:38] Finn**
One day, the giant witnessed
someone doing something treacherous,
**[00:42] Finn**
and informed the people about it.
**[00:45] Finn**
However, after incurring the wrath
of not just the traitor but everyone,
**[00:50] Finn**
the giant was killed.
**[00:55] Finn**
The people had come to fear
this giant who never slept.
**[00:59] Finn**
Existing beyond time, and out of reach,
**[01:02] Finn**
this giant that was able to see everything
that happened, no matter where or when,
**[01:06] Finn**
had become an object of fear.
**[01:09] Finn**
But in time, people took pity on the
giant, and turned its hundred eyes
**[01:12] Finn**
into the pattern on the feathers
of the beautiful peacock.
**[01:18] Finn**
And so, the giant that had never known
rest became the feathers of the peacock,
**[01:24] Finn**
and was able to sleep at long last.
**[01:28] Finn**
The end.
**[01:30] Kids**
Finn!
**[03:07] Kids**
Finn!
***SIGN*** Burning Brand
***SIGN*** Burning Brand
***SIGN*** Burning Brand
**[03:08] Kids**
Can you fix this Deco?
**[03:10] Finn**
Let me see it.
**[03:12] Kids**
The picture's all messed up.
I can barely see anything.
**[03:15] Finn**
Yeah. Looks like it's a hardware issue.
**[03:17] Kids**
Can you fix it?
**[03:19] Finn**
I just need the parts.
**[03:20] Kids**
Really?
**[03:21] Finn**
Let's go find them!
**[03:22] Kids**
Yeah!
**[03:35] Finn**
Hey...
**[03:36] Kids**
Yeah?
**[03:37] Finn**
Is it me or is there more trash now?
**[03:39] Kids**
Well, sure. People are always
generating new trash.
**[03:42] Finn**
Yeah, but it's supposed to get processed
at the Waste Management Facility.
**[03:47] Kids**
Who cares? Let's find
those parts for the Deco.
**[03:50] Kids**
Once it's working, I won't
have to look at all this trash.
**[03:58] Uncle**
Food's ready, people!
**[03:58] Cousin**
Please! I'm begging you!
**[04:00] Uncle**
It's gapao rice with extra cilantro today.
**[04:00] Sis**
Okay, but not now.
**[04:01] Cousin**
Aw, c'mon.
**[04:03] Sis**
Sorry!
**[04:04] Grandpa**
Finn? What's wrong?
**[04:06] Sis**
Deco-sickness. He fixed a Deco for
one of the kids in the neighborhood.
**[04:10] Uncle**
Again?
**[04:11] Uncle**
You *know* you get sick using those
things. Keep your face out of them.
**[04:16] Cousin**
I'll make sure Finn's
food doesn't go to waste!
**[04:18] Finn**
I can eat!
**[04:19] Sis**
Hey! Go wash your hands first!
**[04:21] Grandma**
Ugh, there's that weird smell again.
**[04:25] Grandma**
These idiot neighbors of ours
keep grilling fish, I swear.
**[04:30] Bro**
Hey, I'm back.
**[04:31] Finn**
Bro!
**[04:32] Finn**
Welcome back!
**[04:33] Sis**
How was it in town?
**[04:36] Bro**
Slip your Decos on.
**[04:38] Cousin**
Oh, hey! You've got five more Love!
**[04:40] Sis**
How'd you manage that?
**[04:42] Bro**
Seems you can win Love at some vending
machines in town when you buy a drink.
**[04:48] Bro**
Some idiot didn't realize that
and didn't redeem his prize.
**[04:53] Bro**
So I swooped in and scooped
up the Love he'd left behind.
**[04:57] Finn**
Let me borrow your Deco! I wanna see!
**[04:59] Sis**
You've got Deco-sickness, remember?
Do you want to have to lie down again?
**[05:04] Bro**
Oh, yeah. I actually got
something for you, Finn.
**[05:06] Finn**
What is it? What is it?
**[05:07] Cousin**
Huh? Why only for Finn?
**[05:10] Bro**
You said your Deco-sickness has
been really bad lately, right?
**[05:14] Bro**
Turns out, there's a model you can
use even if you usually get sick.
**[05:18] Finn**
Wow!
**[05:19] Cousin**
No fair! I want one, too!
**[05:22] Bro**
Ta-da!
**[05:28] Cousin**
Good for you, Finn.
**[05:30] Bro**
It's not as intense, so you
should have less trouble using it.
**[05:34] Bro**
You'll even be able to
go into the Hyperverse.
**[05:37] Bro**
What do you think?
**[05:40] Bro**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[05:42] Finn**
Just would've been nice if the design
was a little... *cooler*, that's all.
**[05:47] Bro**
Hey, if you don't want it...
**[05:49] Bro**
I can give it to someone else.
**[05:50] Finn**
Ah! I *do* want it! I do!
**[05:54] Finn**
Thanks!
**[05:55] Bro**
It looks good on you.
**[05:58] Finn**
Wow, you really have more Love!
**[06:01] Bro**
Right? All because some
dumbass left his behind.
**[06:04] Grandpa**
Who's the dumbass in this?!
**[06:06] Grandpa**
Love can't fill an empty stomach.
We don't need it down here!
**[06:12] Bro**
This again?
**[06:13] Grandpa**
Let the folks in the city living under the
Customer Center's thumb obsess over Love.
**[06:21] Grandpa**
We live how we want in these parts
because we have *real* freedom.
**[06:26] Grandpa**
We can get by just fine without Love.
**[06:30] Finn**
Grandpa!
**[06:31] Finn**
You okay?
**[06:33] Grandpa**
Yes... Yes, I'm all right.
**[06:35] Bro**
Grandpa, it's not like the old days anymore.
**[06:39] Bro**
The system the Customer Center built is the
"ultimate in liberalism." Might as well enjoy it!
**[06:46] Bro**
That means Love is
approval. Love is *value*.
**[06:48] Bro**
And who *wouldn't* wanna show off
that their value's increased?
**[06:53] Grandpa**
Grow a cilantro plant to maturity, then take
the seeds, plant them, and grow another.
**[06:59] Grandpa**
Then you'll have more cilantro to eat.
**[07:03] Grandpa**
Cilantro you can taste is better than
Love you can't see. Right, Finn?
**[07:09] Bro**
Oh, come to think of it!
**[07:11] Bro**
Phantom Zero showed up in the city again!
**[07:13] Finn**
No way! Where?! Awesome!
**[07:16] Cousin**
You really do love Phantom Zero, don't ya, Finn?
**[07:19] Finn**
I mean, he resets everything to zero!
**[07:21] Finn**
It's so cool!
**[07:25] Finn**
Please respond! Please respond!
**[07:27] Finn**
This is Finn! I've found
Phantom Zero's secret hideout!
**[07:31] Finn**
I'm going in!
**[07:37] Finn**
Elusive and enigmatic!
**[07:39] Finn**
Phantom Zero is here!
**[07:42] Finn**
I'm gonna reduce all your Love to zero!
**[07:44] Finn**
Zero Beam!
**[07:46] Finn**
Pew pew pew pew pew!
**[07:48] Finn**
Zero Punch! Zero Chop! Zero Chop!
**[07:51] Finn**
Zero Kick!
**[08:01] Finn**
So this is what's inside the
waste management building...
**[08:06] Finn**
What's that smell?
**[08:24] Finn**
This stuff's so old, the purification
system's stopped working.
**[08:30] Finn**
That's it!
**[08:32] Finn**
* That's why so much untreated*
* trash is showing up in town.*
**[08:39] Finn**
*Maybe that's why...*
**[08:43] Uncle**
Finn! Time to eat!
**[08:45] Uncle**
Finn!
**[08:49] Finn**
I was right.
**[08:52] Bro**
What's up, Finn? You still awake?
**[08:55] Finn**
I figured it out, Bro!
**[08:57] Finn**
There's an issue with the purification
system, and it's causing pollution!
**[09:02] Aniki**
Check it out, Finn.
**[09:03] Aniki**
I got another Love.
**[09:06] Aniki**
Pretty sweet, right?
**[09:08] Finn**
Yeah.
**[09:09] Finn**
Anyway, the pollution is
causing all kinds of diseases,
**[09:12] Finn**
and I think that's why certain
people develop Deco-sickness.
**[09:16] Aniki**
Oh, yeah?
**[09:17] Finn**
Yeah!
**[09:18] Finn**
We've gotta get them to
fix the purification system.
**[09:21] Finn**
Then maybe everyone
will start to feel better...
**[09:35] Finn**
I have something to report about
the Waste Management Facility.
**[09:39] Receptionist**
You are not recognized.
**[09:41] Finn**
This is the data I've put together.
**[09:44] Sign**
Increasing Numbers of Patients
with Persistent Conditions
**[09:44] Sign**
Regarding
Atmospheric Contaminants
**[09:44] Sign**
Types of Contaminants
**[09:44] Sign**
Asthma
**[09:44] Sign**
Bronchitis
**[09:44] Sign**
Allergies
**[09:44] Sign**
Flickering
**[09:44] Sign**
Vision
**[09:44] Sign**
Sore Throats
**[09:44] Sign**
Exhaustion
**[09:44] Sign**
More and more people with delicate constitutions
**[09:45] Receptionist**
Malfunctioning systems in the
Waste Management Facility
**[09:48] Receptionist**
are causing a rise in cases of
Deco-sickness and respiratory conditions...
**[09:54] Receptionist**
I am unable to find your identification.
**[09:57] Receptionist**
Please enter your ID within
the next ten seconds.
**[10:02] Receptionist**
If we are unable to verify your login,
you will be flagged as an unauthorized user.
**[10:07] Finn**
If nothing changes... people won't be able...
to live in that part of town anymore.
**[10:15] Finn**
Please... fix it quickly.
**[10:22] Sis**
I thought you could use it
even with Deco-sickness.
**[10:25] Finn**
Not for long periods, I guess.
**[10:29] Sis**
Come on, sit down.
**[10:31] Finn**
Are you okay?
**[10:40] Finn**
They're here!
**[10:49] Crowds**
What's this about?
**[10:50] Investigator A**
We're with the Customer Center's
Loss Management Service.
**[10:53] Investigator A**
Unauthorized software accessed the
Customer Center from this area.
**[10:59] Investigator A**
Unregistered devices are illegal.
Please surrender any such devices now.
**[11:03] Finn**
Wait a second. I was the
one who used that program!
**[11:07] Finn**
The purification system
for this area is broken.
**[11:10] Finn**
I was trying to report how the resulting
pollution was causing Deco-sickness.
**[11:15] Finn**
I showed them the data!
**[11:16] Investigator A**
Any data given was unverified and has
been deleted as illegitimate information.
**[11:23] Finn**
No way.
**[11:25] Finn**
Then, come see inside the building with me!
**[11:27] Investigator A**
The Customer Center assures
a safe existence for all.
**[11:31] Cousin**
No!
**[11:36] Investigator B**
Got some illicit Love here.
**[11:39] Investigator B**
Confiscating now.
**[11:41] Aniki**
Hey, cut it out! That's *my* Love!
**[11:53] Neighbor 1**
I dunno...
**[11:54] Neighbor 2**
Seriously?
**[11:58] Neighbor 1**
I hear Finn sold us out.
**[12:01] Neighbor 3**
He made a bogus claim about a busted
facility to get the Customer Center here
**[12:07] Neighbor 3**
so they could snatch black-market Decos
from anyone caught wearin' em.
**[12:10] Neighbor 4**
Explains a lot.
**[12:12] Neighbor 4**
I was wonderin' where his bro
was gettin' all that Love lately.
**[12:16] Neighbor 1**
They're snitchin' on us to the Customer
Center and hoggin' the Love for themselves.
**[12:21] Neighbor 2**
Scumbags.
**[12:24] Signs**
Die
**[12:24] Signs**
Traitor
**[12:24] Signs**
Get Out
**[12:24] Signs**
Dumbass
**[12:24] Signs**
Shameless
**[12:26] Grandpa**
We've found a hospital that'll take me.
**[12:30] Grandpa**
I'm gonna be staying there...
**[12:34] Grandpa**
Look after yourselves.
**[12:39] Grandpa**
Finn.
**[12:41] Grandpa**
That's for you.
**[12:44] Grandpa**
Take good care of it.
**[12:52] Finn**
If they'd just fixed the system,
Grandpa could've stayed with us...
**[12:56] Aniki**
Give it a rest already.
**[12:59] Finn**
But my Deco-sickness,
the landslides of trash,
**[13:03] Finn**
our laundry stinking,
and Grandpa's coughing
**[13:06] Finn**
are all down to the
purification system being broken!
**[13:09] Finn**
It's true!
**[13:11] Finn**
I wasn't able to explain it to them
before because of my Deco-sickness.
**[13:16] Finn**
If I just try again—
**[13:17] Bro**
Give it a damn rest!
**[13:23] Bro**
It doesn't matter what the
truth is! Don't you get that?!
**[13:27] Bro**
I've had enough!
**[13:29] Bro**
Why are you making things harder for us?!
**[13:33] Finn**
No one wants to see their family get sick!
**[13:37] Bro**
"Family"?
**[13:39] Bro**
You seriously think we're a family?
**[13:45] Bro**
We're not family. We're not anything!
**[13:48] Bro**
We're just a bunch of outcasts
who have nowhere else to go!
**[13:57] Neighbors**
Liar!
**[14:02] Bro**
This is all your fault.
**[14:04] Bro**
Get out! Leave this neighborhood *now!*
**[14:22] Finn**
"The Customer Center assures
a safe existence for all," huh?
**[14:31] Finn**
One day, I swear...
**[14:38] Berry**
Finn...
**[14:41] Hank**
Damn.
**[14:43] Hank**
So that's what he went through, huh?
**[14:47] Hank**
Maybe he was after the
capsule to figure out
**[14:49] Hank**
the truth behind what was
happening in his neighborhood.
**[14:52] Berry**
Even so, why would he
keep that secret from us?
**[14:56] Smiley**
Is that Finn's account?
**[14:59] Hack**
As if Finn the Fool could
keep me out of anythin'.
**[15:04] Hank**
Huh? He's been looking up
a lot of stuff about this area.
**[15:09] Madam**
Perhaps home really is
where the heart lies.
**[15:13] Berry**
You think this is where Finn grew up?
**[15:16] Smiley**
Sure seems like it to me.
**[15:19] Hack**
That stupid jerk!
**[15:20] Hack**
He's not getting away!
**[15:39] Signs**
Traitor
**[15:39] Signs**
Get Out
**[15:39] Signs**
Dumbass
**[15:43] Kid**
Big bro!
**[15:44] Big Brother**
Hey! What's up?
**[15:45] Kids**
Over here!
**[15:46] Kids**
Sounds good! Where we goin'?
**[15:48] Kids**
I found something good!
**[15:48] Kids**
Hurry, hurry!
**[15:50] Kids**
What is it?
**[15:51] Kids**
Hang on, I'm coming.
**[15:59] Smiley**
You're sure this is the place?
**[16:02] Hank**
He's got nowhere else to go.
**[16:04] Hank**
Finn's bound to have gone
back to where he grew up.
**[16:07] Berry**
Let's split up and find him.
**[16:16] Hank**
*Well? Did ya find him?*
**[16:18] Berry**
Nope.
**[16:19] Smiley**
*Same here. Zero leads.*
**[16:22] Berry**
You see him?
**[16:27] Berry**
That's...
**[16:43] Hack**
What are you doing?
**[16:48] Finn**
You guys... Why are you all here?
**[16:51] Berry**
They still haven't fixed it?
**[16:54] Berry**
It's even worse than when you were a kid.
**[16:57] Finn**
I guess you know everything now.
**[16:59] Finn**
It's an invasion of privacy
to pry into someone's past.
**[17:03] Berry**
Well, you wouldn't tell us anything!
**[17:06] Berry**
Why'd you run off without saying a word?
**[17:10] Berry**
We might be able to help!
**[17:14] Finn**
No, you can't.
**[17:15] Finn**
This is my problem.
You're not involved in this.
**[17:20] Finn**
Please leave.
**[17:41] Hack**
There's plenty we can do that
you can't! Ya think we can't?!
**[17:47] Hack**
"Not involved"? Screw that!
**[17:49] Hack**
We ate together, slept under the
same roof, and got up together!
**[17:52] Hack**
Ate together! Slept under
the same roof! Ate together!
**[17:55] Hack**
Life has "involved" you
a lot for a long time now!
**[17:57] Hack**
Your problems involve us big time!
**[18:00] Hack**
And you're involved big
time in our problems, too!
**[18:03] Hack**
That's just how it is!
**[18:05] Hack**
You can't bail on us after all that, stupid!
**[18:09] Hack**
Y'know what we are?!
**[18:10] Hack**
We're a bunch of outcasts with
nowhere else to go who came together...
**[18:15] Hack**
And became a family!
**[18:20] Hank**
Come on, man. Is there any problem
out there we *can't* solve together?
**[18:26] Berry**
You seriously shouldn't underestimate us.
**[18:29] Smiley**
Who do you think you're dealing with?
**[18:32] Madam**
We're the Yurei Detective Club.
**[18:34] Madam**
And we can solve your case,
whatever it may be!
**[18:38] Hack**
We'll even give you a family discount, Finn.
**[18:50] Finn**
You are so stupid.
**[18:53] Hack**
"Elusive and enigmatic!
Phantom Zero is here!"
**[18:57] Hack**
He did that when he was by himself.
**[19:02] Hack**
"I'm gonna reduce all your Love to zero!"
**[19:04] Hack**
"Zero Beam!"
**[19:05] Hack**
"Pew pew pew pew pew!"
**[19:06] Hack**
"Zero Punch! Zero Chop! Zero Chop!"
**[19:09] Hack**
"Zero Kick!"
**[19:10] Finn**
Hey, stop that!
**[19:13] Finn**
Hey!
**[19:15] Finn**
I said stop already!
**[19:18] Finn**
Hack, Berry, Pup, move all
that debris out of the way.
**[19:21] Hack**
Check it out, Pup! Zero Love Kick!
**[19:21] Berry**
We're on it!
**[19:23] Finn**
Smiley, Hank, will you be
able to restore the power?
**[19:27] Hank**
I think we can manage it.
**[19:28] Smiley**
We got this!
**[19:30] Finn**
Watson, I need some light.
**[19:35] Finn**
Hey! Stop screwing around.
**[19:38] Hack**
Finn the Stick-in-the-Mud.
**[19:41] Finn**
If you've got time to run your
mouth, do some work instead.
**[19:44] Berry**
He's back to his usual bossy self.
**[19:48] Finn**
If we can use the data I recovered
from the capsule to reset the system...
**[19:54] Finn**
That should start it
purifying normally again.
**[20:00] Hank**
Seriously?
**[20:01] Berry**
What is it?
**[20:04] Finn**
You all right?
**[20:06] Hack**
Starving...
**[20:09] Berry**
Huh? The system can't be reset?
**[20:12] Hank**
Well, it's *technically* possible, but...
**[20:16] Hank**
It'll end up resetting all the
Love in the downtown area.
**[20:20] Berry**
You mean...
**[20:20] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
**[20:21] Hank**
It means everyone who lives
here will have zero Love.
**[20:26] Townsperson 5**
What's that meant to mean?
**[20:28] Townsperson 5**
What do you mean we'll have zero Love?
**[20:31] Townsperson 5**
Explain yourself.
**[20:32] Finn**
It's what it sounds like.
**[20:34] Finn**
Everyone who lives here
will end up with zero Love.
**[20:39] Townspeople**
What's all this?
**[20:40] Townspeople**
What's he mean?
**[20:42] Finn**
We're here to repair the
purification system for this town.
**[20:47] Finn**
Even as we speak, the trash continues
to spread and the pollution gets worse.
**[20:51] Finn**
If nothing's done, it won't be habitable.
**[20:53] Townspeople**
What a load of crap!
**[20:54] Finn**
If you need proof, look at how many more
people get Deco-sick now than in the past.
**[21:00] Finn**
If we reset the system, you'll lose your Love,
but you won't have to worry about the trash.
**[21:05] Townsperson 5**
If you wear a Deco, you don't
even have to see the trash!
**[21:08] Townspeople**
That's right!
**[21:10] Finn**
Don't you care about losing your homes?
**[21:12] Finn**
You don't need Love to survive.
**[21:14] Bro**
You never change.
**[21:21] Bro**
Hey, Finn, you trying to
take my Love away again?
**[21:25] Townsperson 7**
Finn?
**[21:26] Townspeople**
Isn't Finn...
**[21:28] Townspeople**
Wait, *that* Finn?
**[21:31] Finn**
It's for the future of this neighborhood.
**[21:33] Bro**
The future, huh?
**[21:35] Bro**
A future without Love
is just depressing, man!
**[21:39] Bro**
It doesn't matter how
little it is, we want Love!
**[21:44] Bro**
And you're gonna take it all away?
You're just like the Zero Phenomenon!
**[21:49] Townsperson 5**
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
**[21:51] Townspeople**
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
**[21:55] Bro**
If you plan to take our Love away,
that makes *you* Phantom Zero!
**[21:58] Townsperson 6**
Yeah! Phantom Zero!
**[22:00] Townsperson 6**
Phantom Zero!
**[22:02] Bro**
You guys are Phantom Zero!
# E10 - 2 Fathoms to Heaven?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD9J0D/2-fathoms-to-heaven)
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**[00:00] Bro**
*You guys are Phantom Zero!*
**[00:05] Guy Citizen 1**
Over there!
**[00:08] Bro**
Dammit. They got away.
**[00:11] Bro**
But with this, I've discovered
Phantom Zero's identity.
**[00:15] Bro**
Huh? What the...
**[00:16] Bro**
Wow! Crazy!
**[00:18] Guy Citizen 2**
So it was real all along?
**[00:19] Gal Citizen**
They're behind the Zero Phenomenon!
**[00:21] Guy Citizen 3**
Let's blow this up and catch 'em.
**[00:25] Berry**
* This is bad, diary! It's the greatest threat*
* the Yurei Detective Club has ever faced!*
**[00:29] Crowd**
It's them!
**[00:30] Crowd**
Get 'em!
**[00:31] Berry**
*People think...*
**[00:34] Berry**
*...we're Phantom Zero?!*
**[00:39] Bro**
Hey, wait! No! You gotta be kidding me!
**[00:42] Bro**
What the hell, man?!
**[00:44] Content Moderator Chatter**
Approved. Rejected. Approved. Rejected.
**[00:53] Director**
And they're all supposed to be Phantom Zero?
**[00:56] Director**
What's going on here? If we don't fix this,
just regulating the Love will overload us.
**[01:00] Adjustor A**
We're getting eyewitness
reports from a bunch of districts.
**[01:04] Director**
There shouldn't be a Phantom
Zero Nation event right now.
**[01:08] Adjustor A**
The first reports came from an
unregistered residential district.
**[01:12] Adjustor B**
That's outside our jurisdiction.
**[01:15] Adjustor B**
The Love transactions are
coming in so frequently,
**[01:17] Top Post**
Phantom
Zero
Found!
**[01:17] Sunglasses post**
Didn't see
myself
scoring
Love today!
**[01:17] Bear Post**
I found Phantom Zero!
**[01:17] Sunglasses post**
Spotted Phantom Zero!
***SIGN*** Phantom Zero sighting
**[01:18] Adjustor B**
it's going to be difficult
to verify anything.
**[01:19] Top Post**
Love values crash! Fraud may be responsible!
***SIGN*** Phantom Zero Updates
**[01:23] Director**
I want this data scrutinized and
scrubbed as soon as possible.
**[01:27] Director**
If we don't get it under control, the citizens
will be caught in a riptide of data.
**[01:30] Adjustors**
Yes, sir!
**[01:34] Dad**
This is looking bad.
**[01:37] Mom**
Let's do what we can to keep the city safe.
**[01:41] Dad**
Rejected.
**[01:42] Mom**
Rejected.
**[01:43] Dad**
Rejected.
**[01:45] Adjustor A**
Director, we've confirmed the
original source of the reports.
**[01:48] Director**
Send in a search team.
**[01:54] Trooper A**
No one's here.
**[01:55] Captain**
Seal it off. Then, gather up
all the evidence you can.
**[03:40] Townspeople**
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
***SIGN*** 2 Fathoms To Heaven?
***SIGN*** 2 Fathoms To Heaven?
***SIGN*** 2 Fathoms To Heaven?
**[03:45] Citizen (Lady)**
What's all this about?
**[03:46] Citizen (Man)**
No clue, but it sounds like a big deal.
**[03:49] Berry**
*We managed to escape by splitting up,*
**[03:52] Berry**
* before heading back*
* uptown in Deco disguises.*
**[03:56] Berry**
* But the Customer Center's*
* got eyes on everything now.*
**[04:01] Finn**
Over here.
**[04:02] Berry**
Finn!
**[04:05] Berry**
You okay?
**[04:06] Finn**
Yeah.
**[04:08] Finn**
Follow me.
**[04:09] Berry**
Where are we going?
How are Hank and the others?
**[04:12] Finn**
Relax. They know where to rendezvous.
**[04:15] Hack**
Sneaky, sneak, sneak.
**[04:17] Hack**
Ta-da!
**[04:18] Berry**
Hack!
**[04:25] Hank**
Guess we got away.
**[04:29] Smiley**
Hey! It's that phantom sneak thief!
**[04:32] Smiley**
Psych!
**[04:34] Hank**
Dammit, you two. Could you
maybe *not* spook me like that?
**[04:38] Smiley**
Sorry, sorry.
**[04:38] Passerby**
It'll be my treat.
**[04:40] Passerby**
Thanks!
**[04:41] Passerby**
Let's try that café.
**[04:42] Smiley**
So what now?
**[04:45] Hank**
We head to Finn's hideout.
**[04:49] Berry**
Is this a hideout of yours, Finn?
**[04:51] Finn**
Yeah.
**[04:52] Finn**
We'll wait for Hank and the others here.
**[04:54] Berry**
Okay.
**[05:05] Berry**
Everyone's looking for us...
**[05:09] Hack**
What a buncha lyin' lyrebirds!
**[05:14] Finn**
This is my responsibility.
**[05:17] Berry**
Finn...
**[05:18] Finn**
Because of my rash decisions, not only
was I unable to save my hometown,
**[05:23] Finn**
I've put all of you at risk as well.
**[05:28] Berry**
Hey, the game's not over yet!
**[05:31] Berry**
Right?
**[05:33] Hack**
You said it, nerdy-birdy.
**[05:35] Hank**
You got that right.
**[05:37] Finn**
Hank...
**[05:40] Smiley**
Here we are!
**[05:42] Berry**
Guys! I'm glad you're okay.
**[05:44] Hack**
Was gettin' tiredy-tired of waitin'!
**[05:47] Finn**
This is a simple call to make.
**[05:51] Finn**
If people suspect us of being Phantom Zero,
we need to catch the genuine article.
**[05:57] Berry**
We're gonna catch Phantom Zero?!
**[06:00] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[06:01] Smiley**
Hang on.
**[06:02] Smiley**
We've been looking this whole time
and haven't found anything.
**[06:07] Berry**
That's true. And the whole island
thinks we're Phantom Zero...
**[06:12] Hank**
Sounds to me like we've hit a dead-end.
**[06:15] Finn**
No. Our hint lies in the heavens above.
**[06:18] Berry**
The heavens?
**[06:21] Finn**
Mark Twain.
**[06:22] Finn**
It's said to be the home of Phantom Zero.
**[06:25] Finn**
An island where the
phantom is said to dwell.
**[06:28] Analytica**
My name is Analytica.
**[06:31] Berry**
Well, Analytica, what was it like
being an urban development AI?
**[06:36] Analytica**
I created Mark Twain.
**[06:39] Finn**
After that, I combined the data
you stole from Phantom Zero
**[06:42] Finn**
with what was contained in the capsule.
**[06:45] Finn**
As a result, I learned that Mark Twain has
data on the times Phantom Zero has appeared.
**[06:52] Finn**
All we have to do now is find it.
**[06:54] Berry**
You got all that from the capsule, too?
**[06:57] Finn**
Yes.
**[06:58] Hank**
Nice plan...
**[07:00] Hank**
But isn't all the data you
need back at the office?
**[07:03] Finn**
We can safely assume that the office has
already been scoured and stripped by now.
**[07:09] Berry**
What do we do, then?
**[07:11] Hank**
We out of options?
**[07:12] Finn**
No. There's still another card we can play.
**[07:15] Finn**
But first, we need to buy time.
**[07:17] Finn**
So we're going to create a diversion
using the situation we're in.
**[07:20] Berry**
Ooh, what's the plan?
**[07:23] Sign**
Sunflower
**[07:23] Sign**
Sunflower
**[07:28] Madam**
Oh...
**[07:30] Madam**
You're Hank's little dear.
**[07:36] Madam**
Oh, my. You're not very well trained, are you?
**[07:41] Madam**
This is...
**[07:45] Madam**
That sounds like quite a fuss.
**[07:48] Finn**
*Things are bad right now.*
**[07:50] Madam**
It certainly seems that way.
**[07:52] Finn**
* I hate to ask, but could*
* you analyze that for me?*
**[07:56] Madam**
Well, well. Isn't this high praise?
**[07:59] Madam**
Consider it done.
**[08:00] Madam**
I'm itching to get started.
**[08:11] Berry**
*Diary...*
**[08:13] Berry**
* Someone once said,*
* "I don't believe in miracles."*
**[08:16] Berry**
Zero-ro!
**[08:18] Smiley**
Zero! Zero!
**[08:21] Berry**
*People's hearts can change so easily.*
**[08:25] Berry**
* They'll do all kinds of things if*
* it will make someone love them.*
**[08:31] Berry**
* They'll even resort to lies if it will*
* make someone envy them.*
**[08:36] Berry**
*But what about friends?*
**[08:38] Berry**
*"There's something only friends can do.*
**[08:40] Berry**
* And that is siding with you*
* even when you're wrong.*
**[08:44] Berry**
* Nearly everybody will side*
* with you when you're right.*
**[08:50] Berry**
* But your friends? They'll help*
* you out, no matter what.*
**[08:56] Berry**
*So you should believe in your friends."*
**[09:05] Berry**
*And that's why...*
**[09:19] Madam**
Got it.
**[09:23] Madam**
Oh, my.
**[09:25] Madam**
Well, that isn't good.
**[09:29] Trooper A**
Freeze! Stop what you're doing.
**[09:32] Trooper A**
You are suspected of being an
accomplice of Phantom Zero's.
**[09:36] Trooper A**
You're going to an isolation facility.
**[09:40] Berry**
*But miracles...*
**[09:44] Madam**
Please, not so rough.
**[09:51] Hank**
Ah, he got loose!
**[09:53] Trooper A**
It's just some robot dog. Leave it.
**[09:54] Hank**
Right. Sorry about that.
**[10:01] Sign**
Sunflower
**[10:01] Sign**
Sunflower
**[10:05] Berry**
*I don't believe in miracles.*
**[10:10] Finn**
How'd it go?
**[10:11] Berry**
Watson ran into the Center's people.
**[10:14] Hack**
He got caught.
**[10:15] Finn**
I see.
**[10:17] Smiley**
Hey, any word from Madam?
**[10:20] Finn**
Her facility's been locked down.
The search teams most likely found her.
**[10:24] Smiley**
No way!
**[10:25] Berry**
Really? They got Madam, too?
**[10:28] Hack**
You! Who's there?! Show yourself!
**[10:32] Berry**
Doggo! You're all right.
**[10:35] Smiley**
How'd you know where to find us?
**[10:37] Hack**
Good boy! Good boy! Good boy!
**[10:37] Finn**
I had him deliver a message to Madam.
**[10:42] Hack**
Hey, there's somethin' in his butt.
**[10:44] Finn**
Let me see.
**[10:48] Finn**
Well played, Madam.
**[10:50] Berry**
Then, that's...
**[10:51] Finn**
She left us a gift.
**[10:53] Hack**
This rules, nerdy-birdy.
**[10:54] Berry**
Yeah! It's Love-y!
**[10:57] Content moderator background**
Approved. Rejected. Approved. Rejected.
**[11:00] Lady Mod 2**
Rejected.
**[11:02] Lady Mod 3**
Rejected.
**[11:04] Adjustor A**
Director...
**[11:05] Adjustor A**
Here's what we found after sorting
through the data from their base.
**[11:09] Director**
It's them! The ones from before!
**[11:10] signs red mark**
DECEASED
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DECEASED
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Hack
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Berry
**[11:12] Adjustor A**
Yes.
**[11:13] Adjustor A**
The fugitive defendant
from the non-public trial,
**[11:16] Adjustor A**
and the fugitive's accomplice.
It's beyond doubt.
**[11:19] signs red mark**
Hack
**[11:19] Director**
The log says they both
died during the pursuit.
**[11:20] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:21] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:22] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:22] signs red mark**
Berry
**[11:22] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:23] Director**
Was this all falsified? Modified?
**[11:24] signs red mark**
Berry
**[11:24] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:24] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:25] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:26] Adjustor B**
No way. Wait, could they
really be Phantom Zero?
**[11:29] Director**
We need to bring them in
this time. No matter what.
**[11:33] Berry**
So where's Phantom Zero's secret base?
**[11:36] Finn**
The results of cross-referencing all of
Phantom Zero's appearances should be there.
**[11:41] Berry**
There it is!
**[11:46] Hack**
Mark Twain it is, then.
**[11:48] Berry**
Let's head there right now!
**[11:50] Finn**
Slow down. We can't examine
this any further from here.
**[11:54] Finn**
I'll need the SOS to actually
pinpoint the location.
**[11:57] Berry**
Huh? But the office is...
**[12:00] Finn**
Right. They've sealed it off.
**[12:02] Finn**
They've undoubtedly
confiscated the SOS as well.
**[12:05] Smiley**
What about Hank? I bet he
could just build a new one.
**[12:09] Finn**
I haven't been able to reach him. He's MIA.
**[12:12] Berry**
No way. And after Madam
actually found what we needed...
**[12:17] Berry**
*I'm sorry, diary.*
**[12:20] Berry**
*But as far as miracles go...*
**[12:25] Finn**
Wake up!
**[12:27] Finn**
They've got us surrounded.
**[12:30] Hack**
What a buncha pain-in-the-neck looky-loos.
**[12:33] Berry**
What do we do?
**[12:34] Finn**
We'll escape out the back.
**[12:35] Berry**
Come on, Smiley.
**[12:37] Smiley**
What's happening?
**[12:38] Finn**
Hurry!
**[12:41] Trooper B**
We're from the Customer Center!
**[12:43] Trooper B**
Phantom Zero, come quietly!
**[12:45] Berry**
Crap!
**[12:48] Berry**
Smiley!
**[12:55] Hack**
Pup!
**[12:57] Trooper B**
You're not going anywhere!
**[12:58] Smiley**
Go!
**[12:59] Trooper B**
Let go of me, you little...
**[13:01] Trooper B**
Hey! Stop that!
**[13:02] Berry**
*There aren't gonna be any miracles.*
**[13:07] BG Mods**
Approved. Rejected. Approved.
**[13:10] Mom**
Rejected.
**[13:12] Dad**
Rejected.
**[13:12] Hank post sign**
This guy's Phantom Zero!
**[13:13] Mom**
Rejected.
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
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Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
**[13:15] Mom**
Reject—
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Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:15] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
**[13:15] Berry running sign**
Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:15] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
**[13:16] Berry running sign**
Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:16] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
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Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
**[13:18] Berry running sign 2**
#PhantomZero
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#ZeroOnTheRun #GetLove
**[13:19] Dad**
Reject—
**[13:19] Berry running sign 2**
Berry?
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Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
#PhantomZero
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#ZeroOnTheRun #GetLove
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Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
#PhantomZero
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#ZeroOnTheRun #GetLove
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**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
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Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
#PhantomZero
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Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
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**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
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**[13:22] Berry**
Berry?
**[13:22] Berry**
Is this the right person?
**[13:24] Berry**
*"Get your facts first."*
**[13:28] Berry**
* "Then you can distort them as much as you*
* please." Who was it who said that, diary?*
**[13:34] Berry grin sign**
Damn you, Phantom Zero! You're not getting away!
**[13:35] Mom**
Berry?
**[13:40] Boss**
I'm not seeing any movement.
**[13:43] Boss**
This whole Zero mess from yesterday
still isn't sorted. We've got jobs to do.
**[13:47] Berry**
Your job?
**[13:49] Mom**
That's right. We make it so people don't
have to see things that'd make them worry.
**[13:53] Mom**
It's a very important job.
**[13:54] Berry**
But what happens if people
can't tell what's real anymore?
**[13:58] Mom**
Listen. If it *is* something important,
deleting it won't make it go away. Right?
**[14:04] Berry**
But isn't that just *lying*?!
**[14:06] Dad**
Berry!
**[14:09] Berry**
* That's right. And that's why*
* there won't be any miracles.*
**[14:27] Berry**
* I think my mom and dad saw right*
* through me the first time I lied to them.*
**[14:33] Berry**
*But they didn't get mad.*
**[14:35] Berry**
*I lied because I was scared
they* would *get mad.*
**[14:40] Berry**
* I didn't admit I got into a fight. I said*
* my friend tripped and landed on me.*
**[14:45] Berry**
*And Dad said...*
**[14:47] Dad**
I see.
**[14:48] Dad**
A classmate is a friend, right?
So it can't be helped.
**[14:53] Berry**
I'm sorry, Daddy.
**[14:55] Dad**
It's okay, Berry.
**[14:58] Berry**
*Diary, I'm a liar.*
**[15:01] Berry**
* We're all liars. Because there's*
* not gonna be any miracles.*
**[15:06] Berry**
*But we're doing this to protect our friends.*
**[15:13] Berry grin sign**
Damn you, Phantom Zero! You're not getting away!
**[15:19] Mom**
Approved.
**[15:21] Boss**
What is it? Something wrong?
**[15:24] Mom**
No, nothing over here, sir.
**[15:27] Boss**
I see. Well, keep at it, then.
**[15:35] Red button sign**
District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[15:37] Red button sign**
District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[15:39] Red button sign**
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District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[15:44] Red button sign**
District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[15:46] Dad**
*Run, Berry.*
**[15:50] Logi**
Hey! Check it out!
**[15:52] Logi**
There's been a sighting in District 3!
**[15:54] Harper**
This one says District 3, too! Let's go!
**[16:03] Adjustor B**
Several eyewitness reports in
District 3, with more coming in.
**[16:07] Director**
Seal off the neighboring districts,
and send in all our forces.
**[16:16] Trooper 3**
Roger that, sir. Heading to District 3 now.
**[16:22] Finn**
Looks like we're in the clear for now.
**[16:24] Berry**
What about Smiley?
**[16:25] Finn**
Our priority needs to
be analyzing that data.
**[16:28] Finn**
It's bound to have what
we need to help them.
**[16:31] Hack**
Let's roll, nerdy-birdy.
**[16:34] Berry**
*Well, diary...*
**[16:44] Berry**
*District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !*
**[16:46] Berry**
*District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !*
**[16:52] Berry**
*That miracle?*
**[17:07] Berry**
*It actually happened!*
**[17:10] Berry**
Thanks for helping us!
**[17:12] Professor**
Inaccurate information is evil.
**[17:15] Professor**
Which means these false claims
that all of you are Phantom Zero
**[17:18] Professor**
and their propagation throughout
the city are a form of evil, too.
**[17:22] Finn**
I need to ask you something.
**[17:25] Finn**
Would you let us use your facility's
Hyperverse world-building hardware?
**[17:31] Professor**
It's right over here.
**[17:33] Finn**
We're short on time. Let's start modeling.
**[17:35] Hack**
Gotcha!
**[17:39] Finn**
Okay. Let's begin the analysis.
**[17:41] Hack**
Understood.
**[17:49] Finn**
Glitchy, glitchy, glitchy, glitchy... witchy!
**[17:59] Madam**
My, what a surprising place to
have our heartwarming reunion.
**[18:03] Madam**
Although it's not exactly
the right atmosphere.
**[18:06] Smiley**
Grandma...
**[18:17] Hank**
You two behaving?
**[18:18] Hank**
No funny business, y'hear, Granny?
**[18:22] Madam**
Of course.
**[18:24] Madam**
I understand.
**[18:36] Hank**
You behaving yourself in here?
**[18:51] Professor**
This is bad!
**[18:52] Professor**
The Customer Center's coming!
**[18:54] Finn**
We're almost done.
**[18:56] Hack**
Gotta rushy-rush!
**[19:00] Hack**
Huh?
**[19:01] Finn**
That's it.
**[19:03] Trooper C**
We're with the Customer Center!
You're Phantom Zero, right?
**[19:06] Professor**
These people are *not* Phantom Zero!
**[19:08] Professor**
They are talented investigators
from the Yurei Detective Club!
**[19:13] Trooper C**
Cut the crap and move aside!
**[19:15] Professor**
I'm afraid I can't do that.
**[19:22] Trooper D**
What the hell *are* these things?!
**[19:24] Professor**
Beware of nights where a nue's cry rings out...
**[19:27] Berry**
Thanks, all of you!
**[19:31] Finn**
This is where the hard part starts.
**[19:33] Finn**
Do you understand, Hack?
**[19:34] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[19:36] Finn**
Then, off we go to Heaven.
**[19:40] Berry**
*Now, let us begin.*
**[19:42] Berry**
*My puzzle is a mystifying one...*
**[19:45] Berry**
* But there is no puzzle*
* that cannot be solved.*
**[19:49] Berry**
*You needn't worry on that score.*
**[19:51] Berry**
*However, it's a question of speed.*
**[19:54] Berry**
* Who came up with these*
* impossible means, and how?*
**[19:59] Director**
Herd them this way.
We can grab them all at once.
**[20:03] Adjustor A**
Hm? Reports of a robot
escaping an isolation facility?
**[20:06] Director**
Doesn't matter right now. We need
to focus on tracking Phantom Zero.
**[20:15] Trooper B**
Stop right there!
**[20:18] Hack**
Big bad news!
**[20:20] Madam**
Well? What's your move?
**[20:24] Trooper B**
Damn!
**[20:24] Smiley**
We'll take care of this!
**[20:26] Berry**
* And what did they do to pull it off?*
* These are the questions you must answer.*
**[20:41] Director**
Dammit!
**[20:45] Adjustor B**
Director! There's a cat!
**[20:46] Director**
I can see that! Corner Zero!
**[20:51] Finn**
Move! We're running out of time!
**[20:56] Hack**
Ain't no chance like a
dangerous one, la la la!
**[21:00] Berry**
* Yes, you must up your speed of*
* thought until you surpass all others.*
**[21:16] Trooper A**
We've got you now!
**[21:18] Trooper A**
Phantom Zero!
**[21:21] Captain**
There's nowhere left for
you to run. Come quietly.
**[21:25] Berry**
You sure about that?
**[21:26] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[21:29] Finn**
It's time.
**[21:31] Doron**
You call, I come.
**[21:34] Doron**
Ta-da!
**[21:35] Doron**
Yes.
**[21:37] Berry**
Doron!
**[21:38] Hack**
Good call, Pup!
**[21:39] Captain**
What?!
**[21:44] Finn**
We set off for what lies
beyond the sea of clouds.
**[21:49] Berry**
Heaven! Or as we call it...
**[21:51] Hack**
Mark Twain!
**[21:56] Berry**
* Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,*
* capable of doing things no one else can.*
# E11 - Fate Changes Twice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U30NWG/fate-changes-twice)
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**[00:05] Hack**
Here we go! Where's Heaven at?
**[00:11] Finn**
Pup, I need you to do something for me.
**[00:15] Finn**
Head back down and let Hank and
the others know what's going on.
**[00:19] Finn**
Tell them we're all right.
**[00:23] Finn**
This is something only you can do.
**[00:27] Finn**
Take care of it.
**[00:30] Hack**
Wait for us down there, Pup.
**[00:33] Berry**
We're counting on you.
**[00:42] Hack**
Are we in Heaven yet?
**[00:45] Berry**
If we fell from up here,
we'd *really* go to Heaven.
**[00:50] Finn**
Look.
**[00:56] Finn**
We're here.
**[00:59] Berry/Hack**
Mark Twain!
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
**[02:49] Hack**
Down we go.
**[02:51] Berry**
What *is* this place?!
It's awesome and Love-y!
**[02:57] Doron**
We will be entering sleep
mode in five seconds.
**[03:00] Doron**
Bye for now, everyone.
**[03:03] Finn**
You did very well.
**[03:06] Berry**
Are they okay?
**[03:08] Finn**
Yeah. They just need to recharge.
**[03:12] Finn**
We've finally made it to Mark Twain.
**[03:15] Hack**
Let's-a go!
**[03:25] Hack**
'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
**[03:33] Hack**
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat!
**[03:37] Hack**
It's a no-go.
**[03:45] Berry**
The Angel Fish Club card?
**[03:49] Berry**
It opened!
**[03:53] Hack**
We're in!
**[03:56] Finn**
Come on.
**[04:04] Berry**
Analytica built this place, right?
**[04:08] Finn**
Yes.
**[04:10] Finn**
From the moment Tom Sawyer Island
was created to this very moment now,
**[04:15] Finn**
all of the city's data has been
continually backed up here.
**[04:20] Berry**
No one could've guessed the
backup would be up in the sky...
**[04:24] Finn**
The AI known as Analytica studied humans,
but once this place was complete,
**[04:29] Finn**
his attention shifted elsewhere
and he descended to the ground.
**[04:33] Finn**
Meaning the only person up
here is the one we seek.
**[04:36] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[04:37] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy! We've got you this time!
**[04:42] Berry**
But where around here would Zero be?
**[04:45] Finn**
We should find some clues up ahead.
**[04:47] Berry**
Really?
**[04:55] Berry**
From here, we should be able to access the
Hyperverse space with the backup data.
**[05:00] Berry**
And I'm certain the key to discovering
Phantom Zero's identity will be in there.
**[05:05] Berry**
Okay, got it. Leave the rest to us.
**[05:09] Finn**
Right. I'll provide support from out here.
**[05:13] Finn**
This Hyperverse instance has admin rights
that will let me manipulate the data.
**[05:22] Finn**
Even if it means scouring the whole place,
**[05:25] Finn**
we'll catch Phantom Zero and prove
the Yurei Detective Club's innocence.
**[05:30] Hack**
Understood, Finn!
**[05:37] Finn**
I'm counting on you.
**[05:44] Hack**
Let's hit it, nerdy-birdy!
**[05:46] Berry**
Yeah!
**[06:15] Berry**
This is the backup data for Tom Sawyer?
**[06:28] Hack**
We're gonna find you.
Just you wait, glitchy-witchy!
**[06:31] Berry**
I'll search over here!
**[06:37] Finn**
*So the urban legends were true.*
**[06:40] Finn**
* Mark Twain exists in Heaven*
* and contains God's powers.*
**[06:44] Finn**
* If the AI engineer, Analytica,*
* was created to build Mark Twain...*
**[06:52] Finn**
*Then, what purpose does Phantom Zero serve?*
**[06:56] Finn**
*Phantom Zero... Where are you?*
**[07:10] Berry**
Isn't it crazy how all the
island's data is backed up here?
**[07:14] Berry**
Anything we want to know,
we can find in here.
**[07:16] Berry**
You gonna look up anything, Hack?
**[07:19] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[07:21] Berry**
Well, yeah, but I mean, like,
your family or whatever...
**[07:24] Hack**
Family?
**[07:27] Berry**
You must have one, right?
A biological mom and dad?
**[07:30] Hack**
Dunno!
**[07:31] Berry**
You *don't?!*
**[07:34] Berry**
Then, let's look it up!
**[07:36] Finn**
*Berry!*
**[07:37] Finn**
*Don't forget what you're here for.*
**[07:39] Berry**
We're looking, okay?
**[07:42] Berry**
Finn's such a spoilsport.
**[07:47] Observer A**
* Several eyewitness reports in*
* District 3, with more coming in.*
**[07:51] Director**
* Seal off the neighboring districts,*
* and send in all our forces.*
**[07:55] Berry**
Eyewitness reports of Zero in District 3?
**[07:59] Berry**
Where's it coming from?
**[08:06] Dad**
*Run, Berry.*
**[08:08] Berry**
Dad?!
**[08:16] Mom**
*Approved.*
**[08:20] Boss**
*What's wrong? Is there some sort of problem?*
**[08:23] Mom**
*No, sir. Not at all.*
**[08:25] Berry**
Mom?!
**[08:27] Background Coworkers**
Approved. Approved. Approved.
**[08:31] Berry**
When I got away...
**[08:33] Sign**
District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[08:33] Sign**
District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[08:34] Sign**
District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[08:35] Sign**
Do you want to save changes?
**[08:35] Sign**
Cancel
**[08:35] Berry**
It wasn't a miracle.
**[08:46] Berry**
That miracle...
**[08:48] Berry**
They made that miracle happen.
**[09:06] Berry**
I'm supposed to be dead.
**[09:11] Berry**
Mom and Dad don't know I'm a Yurei.
**[09:32] Berry**
* I had no idea they could do stuff*
* like that. I'd better show the others.*
**[09:39] Mom**
*Wait!*
**[09:40] Mom**
*Doesn't that look a bit like Berry?*
**[09:43] Mom**
* That was recorded yesterday.*
* You're imagining it.*
**[09:46] Mom**
*Yeah. Maybe I'm just tired...*
**[09:54] Mom**
What's wrong?
**[09:56] Dad**
I think I'm imagining things...
I could've sworn she was right there.
**[10:01] Dad**
I must be tired, too.
**[10:04] Mom**
Maybe...
**[10:06] Mom**
Maybe she was trying to let us know.
**[10:10] Mom**
*Let us know the truth...*
**[10:21] Dad**
* Well, if we're not going to sleep,*
* let's tag this footage and start searching.*
**[10:25] Dad**
* We may find something important.*
* Maybe even the truth.*
**[10:32] Mom**
* Good idea. It's not like*
* we'd be sleeping, anyway.*
**[10:37] Berry**
They... were looking for me this whole time...
**[10:44] Berry**
No way!
**[10:55] Berry**
Dad! Mom!
**[11:01] Berry**
Why?!
**[11:03] Investigator**
*Your child is Phantom Zero, isn't she?*
**[11:08] Investigator**
*Your child is Phantom Zero, isn't she?*
**[11:19] Berry**
Stop it...
**[11:21] Berry**
Just stop it!
**[11:23] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy?
**[11:28] Hack**
Who are they?
**[11:30] Berry**
My mom and dad.
**[11:33] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy's mom and dad?
**[11:35] Berry**
What do we do? My parents are
in big trouble because of me.
**[11:40] Hack**
Why not just delete all the trouble?
**[11:44] Berry**
Delete it?
**[11:46] Hack**
With these "admin" whatevers.
**[11:48] Berry**
But that'd mean erasing
my data permanently...
**[11:54] Hack**
Why not? You're already a Yurei.
**[11:58] Berry**
That'd mean there'd be no
record of me being their kid...
**[12:03] Hack**
Is that a bad thing?
**[12:07] Berry**
But... But then, I wouldn't
be their kid anymore.
**[12:13] Berry**
Dad... Mom...
**[12:16] Hack**
Your brain works weird sometimes.
**[12:19] Hack**
Data's just data.
**[12:22] Hack**
If you see your mom and dad with your
eyes and they see you with theirs...
**[12:29] Hack**
Then, that's the truth,
and that's all that matters.
**[12:35] Finn**
What's going on here?
**[12:38] Finn**
Phantom Zero *isn't* who's up here?
**[12:41] Finn**
Then, administrative control
over Mark Twain belongs to...
**[12:44] Finn**
"Injunction Jo"?
**[12:47] Finn**
That was fast.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:53] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:55] Finn**
*We've got an emergency!*
**[12:58] Finn**
We need to run for now.
**[13:03] Hack**
Gotta bail!
**[13:14] Director**
We have an emergency!
**[13:16] Director**
The Phantom Zero gang has escaped!
**[13:18] Observer B**
It looks like a robot working for the
suspects broke in and smashed down a wall.
**[13:22] Director**
Deploy a search team immediately!
**[13:25] Observer B**
All available units have been sent to
District 3 to apprehend Phantom Zero.
**[13:29] Observer B**
It's going to take time for
them to reach the facility.
**[13:32] Director**
This is bad.
**[13:34] Director**
What about the surveillance cameras?
**[13:37] Observer A**
All still cats, sir.
**[13:39] Observer A**
We're working on a solution,
but since we don't know the cause,
**[13:41] Observer A**
we don't know where to start.
**[13:43] Director**
Dammit. What's going on here?!
**[13:52] Hank**
Mission accomplished, baby.
**[13:54] Madam**
Oh, what a thrill that was!
**[13:57] Smiley**
I haven't run for real in a long time!
**[14:01] Hank**
Who's there?!
**[14:05] Hank**
You're okay, too, boy?
**[14:08] Madam**
Did you give Finn and the others
what I asked you to take to them?
**[14:14] Madam**
Good boy.
**[14:17] Smiley**
So what now?
**[14:19] Hank**
What's the word in town, Watson?
**[14:24] Green headline box**
District 3 is going nuts!
There's a ton of people!
**[14:25] Hippo post**
Tons of people in District 3 right now.
**[14:25] Hippo post**
Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
**[14:27] Hippo post**
Tons of people in District 3 right now.
**[14:27] Hippo post**
Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
**[14:28] Hippo post**
Tons of people in District 3 right now.
**[14:28] Hippo post**
Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
**[14:34] Citizen A**
So where in District 3 is it
meant to be happenin'?
**[14:36] Citizen B**
It's finally time.
**[14:38] Citizen C**
Never been an opportunity like this before.
**[14:42] Logi**
Time for Phantom Zero Nation!
**[14:44] Harper**
And the rumors are true this time?
**[14:47] Logi**
With all these people showin' up? Bound to be!
**[14:50] Logi**
This is the launch of a new event!
**[14:55] Vending Machine Folks**
Nothin' here.
**[14:57] Puzzle Solvers**
It's *gotta* be here, right?
**[14:59] Harper**
Oh, man! This is super exciting!
**[15:02] Logi**
And if we're the ones
who catch Phantom Zero...
**[15:05] Harper**
It'll go crazy viral and the
Love will come flooding in.
**[15:08] Logi**
We're gonna catch that Phantom!
**[15:11] Logi post**
Logi
**[15:11] Logi post**
The new Phantom Zero Event!
**[15:11] Logi post**
How hot is it that it was unannounced?!!!!!
**[15:11] Hank**
So the folks in town think this latest
Phantom Zero business is part of the game?
**[15:24] Smiley**
You wanna go out?
**[15:33] Smiley**
What?
**[15:39] Smiley**
Pup?!
**[15:51] Madam**
Oh, hello. Welcome home.
**[15:53] Hank**
How'd it go for Finn's crew?
**[15:57] Hank**
Yeah?! They really made it to Heaven?
**[16:00] Hank**
Nice!
**[16:02] Smiley**
So how exactly are they gonna make it back?
**[16:06] Smiley**
The city's still crawling with
Customer Center goons.
**[16:10] Hank**
I know!
**[16:12] Hank**
How about we go pick 'em up?
**[16:15] Madam**
My, that sounds lovely!
**[16:17] Madam**
I'd hate for them to be stuck up
in Heaven without a ride home.
**[16:21] Smiley**
I don't mind, but how?
**[16:23] Hank**
Fight fire with fire.
**[16:24] Hank**
And zero with zero.
**[16:49] Berry**
What are we gonna do now?
**[16:51] Finn**
Head to the core world-building systems.
**[16:53] Berry**
The core world-building systems?
**[16:55] Finn**
They're the heart of Mark Twain.
**[16:57] Berry**
We're almost there, huh?
**[17:01] Hack**
Get a move on already!
**[17:02] Hack**
Don't wanna sit around here when
we could be catchin' glitchy-witchy!
**[17:08] Finn**
It can't be!
**[17:09] Berry**
The Zero Phenomenon?!
**[17:11] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[17:12] Hack**
What is this stuff?
**[17:16] Hack**
You want some of this?!
**[17:17] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[17:19] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[17:24] Berry**
Hack?!
**[17:27] Hack**
Huh?
**[17:29] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy? Finn?
**[17:32] Hack**
What the heck?!
**[17:36] Hack**
There you are, glitchy-witchy.
**[17:43] Berry**
Hack? Hack? Hack!
**[17:47] Berry**
What do we do?!
**[17:48] Finn**
Hack's been dragged into the Hyperverse.
**[17:57] Finn**
We need to move.
**[18:00] Hack**
Hey, glitchy-witchy!
**[18:02] Hack**
Ya got any idea the super big-time trouble
we've been through 'cause of you?!
**[18:10] Hack**
Today's the day I bring you in.
**[18:16] Hack**
Giga!
**[18:24] Hack**
Tera!
**[18:24] Hack**
Peta!
**[18:26] Hack**
Exa!
**[18:28] Hack**
Rage-y, rage, rage!
**[18:37] Hack**
I'm done with bailing...
**[18:41] Hack**
And I'm gonna catch you.
**[18:53] Hack**
Go!
**[19:06] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[19:09] Hack**
Up here!
**[19:28] Hack**
Time to see what you really looky-look like.
**[19:40] Berry**
These are the core world-building systems?
**[19:44] Berry**
And Phantom Zero is in here?
**[19:46] Finn**
No. Injunction Jo is inside.
**[19:49] Berry**
"Injunction Jo"?
**[19:52] Finn**
The person with complete
authority over Mark Twain...
**[19:56] Finn**
Injunction Jo also created Phantom Zero,
**[20:00] Finn**
and is likely the one who dragged
Hack into the Hyperverse.
**[20:04] Berry**
But why?
**[20:05] Finn**
Couldn't say.
**[20:09] Finn**
Damn, discovered already.
**[20:12] Finn**
There's not much time. This Hyperverse space
won't allow communication with the outside.
**[20:15] Finn**
From here on out, it's up to you two.
**[20:17] Berry**
What will you do, Finn?
**[20:19] Finn**
Don't worry about me.
**[20:20] Berry**
But...
**[20:21] Finn**
It'll be fine.
**[20:23] Finn**
I'll make sure there's a place for
you and Hack to come home to.
**[20:27] Finn**
You two are the only ones
who can capture Phantom Zero.
**[20:32] Finn**
Right.
**[20:38] Finn**
This is it.
**[20:39] Berry**
Let's-a go!
**[20:50] Finn**
Too much Deco use
after so long not using it...
**[21:01] Finn**
Sorry, but I can't let
you catch me just yet.
**[21:44] Finn**
You two are my family.
**[22:02] Finn**
I'm counting on you.
# E12 - Home of the Greatest Secret
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX7300/home-of-the-greatest-secret)
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**[00:17] Hack**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Home of the
Greatest Secret
***SIGN*** Home of the
Greatest Secret
***SIGN*** Home of the
Greatest Secret
**[01:53] Hack**
I know this place...
**[01:57] Hack**
Who are these guys?
**[02:07] Mom**
Good morning.
**[02:12] Mom**
What's wrong, sleepyhead?
**[02:18] Hack**
Good morning, Mommy!
**[02:21] Mom**
Look. Everyone's happy to see you.
**[02:27] Hack**
Good morning, everyone!
**[02:30] Dad**
Good morning, my sweet.
**[02:33] Hack**
Good morning, Daddy!
**[02:38] Dad**
You were just saying hi to the
Angel Fish Club, weren't you?
**[03:02] Hack**
Good morning!
**[03:08] Hack**
So pretty!
**[03:10] Jo**
*The girl had a pet peacock named Sam.*
**[03:15] Hack**
Sam, did you hear something just now?
**[03:18] Jo**
*And the girl loved Sam very much.*
**[03:21] Hack**
There it is again.
**[03:26] Hack**
Mommy! I keep hearing this weird voice.
**[03:29] Mom**
Hm, sounds scary.
**[03:31] Mom**
Anyway, it's time for tea.
**[03:33] Hack**
Yay!
**[03:35] Jo**
*It was a truly wonderful place.*
**[03:38] Jo**
* And it was here that the girl lived*
* without a care in the world.*
**[03:44] Hack**
It's good, isn't it?
**[03:45] Dad**
It sure is.
**[04:05] Mommy**
You're doing really well.
**[04:10] Dad**
Here we go.
**[04:11] Dad**
There!
**[04:18] Hack**
Daddy!
**[04:20] Jo**
* Everything was real in this place.*
* A world without Decos or Yurei.*
**[04:26] Hack**
Hey...
**[04:27] Mom**
What's wrong, little sweetie?
**[04:29] Hack**
Mommy and Daddy, when I grow up,
I hope I'm as wonderful as you!
**[04:35] Dad**
I'm sure you will be. Good girl.
**[04:39] Dad**
Sleep tight, okay?
**[04:42] Jo**
*And so, the girl lived out her days in peace.*
**[04:48] Jo**
* And they all lived happily*
* ever after. The end.*
**[04:56] Berry**
Hack!
**[04:58] Berry**
Hack! Hack!
**[05:03] Hack**
A ghost?
**[05:06] Hack**
Stay back!
**[05:07] Berry**
Hack!
**[05:08] Hack**
No!
**[05:09] Hack**
Daddy! Mommy! There's a ghost!
**[05:13] Berry**
Wait!
**[05:14] Hack**
No!
**[05:15] Berry**
Hack!
**[05:16] Hack**
Go away, ghost!
**[05:18] Berry**
Look, I'm not a ghost. I'm a Yurei.
I'm Berry, from the Yurei Detective Club!
**[05:23] Hack**
Berry?
**[05:25] Berry**
Have you forgotten?
**[05:26] Berry**
It's me, nerdy-birdy!
**[05:28] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy?
**[05:29] Berry**
That's right!
**[05:31] Berry**
We're in a detective club together
and we've solved all kinds of cases.
**[05:36] Hack**
A detective club?
**[05:38] Berry**
And there's something we need to do.
**[05:41] Berry**
We have to solve the last mystery:
the Mystery of Zero.
**[05:44] Hack**
Mystery?
**[05:46] Berry**
Yeah. This place isn't real. You must look with
your own eyes to decide what's true, right?
**[05:54] Berry**
So wake up, Hack!
**[05:58] Berry**
I. Love. Ai!
**[06:03] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[06:09] Hack**
Aw, *hell* nah!
**[06:11] Hack**
You cheap, cheating cheater!
**[06:13] Hack**
Get your butt out here, glitchy-witchy!
**[06:15] Berry**
Hack!
**[06:24] Berry**
Wait, this is that thing
Finn was looking into.
**[06:28] Hack**
We're catchin' 'em
this time, nerdy-birdy.
**[06:31] Berry**
Copy that, Hack!
**[06:36] Hack**
Show yourself!
**[06:49] Jo**
I'm impressed. The world
I built was perfect.
**[06:53] Jo**
It was my final defense.
**[06:55] Jo**
And you managed to see right
through the Angel Fish Club.
**[07:08] Finn**
It's up to you two.
**[07:12] Finn**
*You need to catch Zero.*
**[07:53] Hack**
Found ya!
**[07:55] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[07:58] Jo**
Welcome to my "Mark Twain" palace.
**[08:04] Jo**
I'd intended on integrating
you into the algorithm,
**[08:09] Jo**
but seeing you work together
made something clear.
**[08:12] Jo**
It seems having friends is
a crucial thing at times.
**[08:17] Jo**
So instead, I'm going
to tell you everything.
**[08:30] Berry**
Who are you?
**[08:31] Jo**
I lead the Customer Center
from here in Mark Twain.
**[08:37] Jo**
I watch over the people
and manage them.
**[08:39] Jo**
My name's Injunction Jo.
**[08:42] Hack**
Queen Looky-Loo...
**[08:44] Jo**
You also know me as Phantom Zero.
**[08:50] Berry**
If I tell everyone about
Zero's *true* identity,
**[08:54] Berry**
it'll prove we're not Phantom Zero.
**[08:57] Berry**
Then, we'll be able to save our friends!
**[09:00] Jo**
Is that seriously why you came all this way?
**[09:02] Jo**
You naïve little darling.
**[09:04] Berry**
Naïve?
**[09:06] Hack**
Naïve and pure-hearted.
**[09:08] Hack**
But that's fine. That might be
exactly what I'm looking for.
**[09:12] Hack**
What're you yappin' about?!
**[09:14] Injunction Jo**
The Innocent Upload.
Administrative control over Mark Twain.
**[09:18] Injunction Jo**
I'm saying I'll pass the role of "Phantom Zero"
onto you naïve, pure-hearted kids.
**[09:25] Berry**
Pass it on?
**[09:26] Jo**
Yes. You'll become Zero.
**[09:30] Jo**
It'll give you eyes across the whole island,
**[09:33] Jo**
allowing you to see everything and
learn anything you want about it.
**[09:39] Jo**
And once you know everything,
**[09:41] Jo**
you will have the freedom to
decide whether it's truth or fiction.
**[09:49] Jo**
Aided by the power you've all
dubbed the "Zero Phenomenon."
**[09:53] Berry**
No way.
**[09:56] Jo**
Whoever becomes Phantom
Zero is essentially God,
**[10:00] Jo**
ruling from on high in this Heaven of mine.
**[10:04] Hack**
Quit screwin' around, glitchy-witchy.
**[10:06] Berry**
How is that even possible?
**[10:09] Jo**
It started with an algorithm
to govern this island.
**[10:14] Jo**
Human lives are dictated by algorithms.
**[10:18] Jo**
What we think of as "hearts" are nothing
more than automated formulas
**[10:23] Jo**
reacting to a spectrum of stimuli.
**[10:26] Berry**
That's not true! I've got a heart...
a mind of my own!
**[10:31] Jo**
True enough.
**[10:32] Jo**
But that mind of yours
and the way it reacts
**[10:35] Jo**
is decided by the cumulative response
to a massive store of backed-up data.
**[10:41] Jo**
Nothing people do is ever
truly from out of the blue.
**[10:45] Jo**
Your hearts and my own are the result
of information organized by algorithms.
**[10:52] Jo**
Free will doesn't enter into the equation.
**[10:55] Jo**
In order to oversee and protect humans,
**[10:58] Jo**
and create a world where they wouldn't
need to pass judgment on one another,
**[11:03] Jo**
a system was created to
purge sin from our hearts.
**[11:06] Jo**
That's what you're standing in.
**[11:11] Mom**
We make it so people don't have to
see things that'd make them worry.
**[11:14] Mom**
It's a very important job.
**[11:16] Berry**
And you think that makes it okay
to cover up the truth with lies?
**[11:20] Berry**
There's no way that's right!
**[11:22] Jo**
The very concepts of "truth" and
"fiction" require external context.
**[11:28] Jo**
And if you remove that context?
The distinction goes with it.
**[11:34] Finn**
Once something's been struck from the
record, it'll fade from memory over time.
**[11:39] Finn**
As if it never existed.
**[11:42] Berry**
That's not true. I know it isn't!
**[11:45] Madam**
People are like the moon.
**[11:47] Madam**
We all have a dark side
nobody else ever sees.
**[11:52] Berry**
People... People's hearts aren't that simple!
**[11:56] Berry**
We can live just fine without
your oversight and "management"!
**[12:00] Hack**
Ya gotta look with your own
eyes to find out what's true!
**[12:03] Berry**
There are some truths
you *can't* see for yourself!
**[12:06] Berry**
You're just making calls for
everyone as if you know it all.
**[12:10] Berry**
Who d'you think you are?!
**[12:12] Jo**
I'm just like all of you. Just a regular
human, dancing to the algorithm's tune.
**[12:18] Jo**
And my function inside this system is to
provide "humanity," in all its inconsistency.
**[12:25] Jo**
A small bit of "play"
allowed for by the system.
**[12:28] Jo**
I exert an external
influence on the algorithm.
**[12:33] Jo**
That's what I was chosen for.
**[12:37] Jo**
And now, using the authority granted to me,
I'm carrying out an injunction on myself.
**[12:44] Berry**
An injunction?
**[12:45] Jo**
A last-ditch chance at freeing
myself by my own hand.
**[12:50] Jo**
I'm tired.
**[12:52] Berry**
Jo...
**[12:53] Berry**
That's why I wandered the island in the
guise of Phantom Zero. To find a successor.
**[12:58] Berry**
I wanted someone naïve and pure-hearted...
**[13:02] Berry**
An innocent without a hint
of self-centered desire.
**[13:06] Berry**
And seeing the two of you,
something became obvious.
**[13:09] Berry**
No individual without ties
to others can be innocent.
**[13:12] Berry**
It needs to be someone
with very close friends.
**[13:19] Hack**
Ya been rip-running your mouth
for so long, I'm gettin' tired!
**[13:24] Jo**
You're in contempt of court.
**[13:26] Hack**
You're tryin' to save people?
**[13:28] Hack**
Mind your own business.
No one asked for your help.
**[13:31] Hack**
And honestly, nobody cares, peacock lady.
**[13:35] Jo**
Contempt of court!
**[13:37] Hack**
I seriously don't give a crap what's
constructed or not, or what's true or not.
**[13:41] Hack**
I put my faith in the stuff I see with my
own eyeballs and the experiences I have.
**[13:46] Hack**
That goes for me, her, and all our friends.
**[13:49] Hack**
And if your algo-whatever says
it's all fake, I still don't care.
**[13:55] Hack**
The stuff we find, no matter what it is,
is truer than any truth!
**[13:58] Hack**
Ya got that, Jo?!
**[14:05] Jo**
It looks like I made
the right call after all.
**[14:09] Jo**
Go ahead and try it.
Let's see how true your truth is.
**[14:14] Hack**
Say what?
**[14:16] Jo**
You want to know about Phantom Zero, right?
And the reason behind the Zero Phenomenon?
**[14:22] Jo**
That's why you came here, isn't it?
**[14:24] Hack**
The glitchy-witchy?
**[14:27] Jo**
Well, if you want the *real* truth, look for
yourself. Step up and see it firsthand!
**[14:33] Hack**
Understood.
**[14:37] Sign**
No Admittance
**[14:41] Sign**
No Admittance
**[14:41] Logi**
Huh? It says nobody's allowed in.
Isn't the event supposed to be around here?
**[14:47] Harper**
There are rumors that the *real*
Phantom Zero is gonna show up!
**[14:51] Logi**
Then, this is all part of the setup?!
**[14:53] Harper**
Gotta be!
**[15:00] Officer A**
Phantom Zero and their
accomplices are arriving.
**[15:02] Captain**
The real Phantom Zero, huh?
**[15:13] Captain**
Here they are.
**[15:20] Captain**
So you two are Phantom Zero, huh?
**[15:25] Finn**
I could ask you the same thing.
**[15:29] Captain**
Huh?! What are you...
**[15:31] Captain**
What is this?! Phantom Zero?
**[15:31] Finn**
I know who did this.
**[15:33] Captain**
Hey! What's going on?!
**[15:34] Townspeople**
D'you see all these Phantom Zeros?!
**[15:36] Townspeople**
No Admittance
**[15:39] Harper**
Check it out! You're Phantom Zero!
**[15:41] Logi**
So are you, man!
**[15:43] Townsperson**
What's going on?!
**[15:44] Captain**
This is bad! The Deco Wall's down!
It must be the work of Phantom Zero's gang!
**[15:48] Guy A**
Where's Phantom Zero?!
**[15:50] Lady A**
Yeah! We're all Phantom Zero!
**[15:50] Captain**
Hey! Stop right there!
**[15:52] Guy B**
I'm Phantom Zero, too!
**[15:55] Finn**
What exactly is going on?
**[15:56] Hank**
Sorry 'bout the hold-up.
**[15:59] Hank**
We came to get you, Finn!
**[16:01] Smiley**
Sorry about the wait!
**[16:02] Madam**
Here we are.
**[16:06] Finn**
I knew you guys had to be behind this.
**[16:09] Hank**
Fight fire with fire! And fight zero...
**[16:11] All**
...with zero!
**[16:39] Hank**
Good to have you back, Finn.
**[16:41] Finn**
Yeah. It's good to be back, everyone.
**[16:44] Madam**
So how was "Heaven"?
**[16:48] Finn**
My game's finally over.
**[16:50] Smiley**
Wait, what about Berry?
**[16:53] Finn**
She's just asleep.
**[16:55] Finn**
She's exhausted.
**[16:58] Hank**
What happened to Hack?
**[17:00] Finn**
Good question.
**[17:03] Finn**
The only thing I can say for sure...
**[17:06] Finn**
...is the future is Hack's world to construct.
**[17:20] Dad**
Could you go wake Mom for me?
**[17:22] Berry**
Got it!
**[17:30] Berry**
Mom! It's morning! Wake up!
**[17:35] Mom**
Good morning...
**[17:37] Berry**
Let's head down.
**[17:43] Berry**
Dad! Mom's up.
**[17:47] Dad**
Good morning, dear.
**[17:48] Mom**
Good morning.
**[17:51] Mom**
Mm, smells wonderful.
**[17:53] Berry**
It's gapao rice with plenty of cilantro.
**[17:56] Mom**
Impressive. And it looks tasty.
**[17:59] Dad**
Since I had a late shift, I made it
with Berry before I head off to bed.
**[18:03] Dad**
Right?
**[18:04] Berry**
Right!
**[18:06] Berry**
You two have been pretty busy lately, huh?
**[18:09] Dad**
Well, more things can now
be considered for Love,
**[18:12] Dad**
including content that
used to be rejected.
**[18:15] Mom**
Right. Good or bad, there are no more secrets.
**[18:19] Dad**
The job of content moderators is no longer
about hiding things, be they good or bad.
**[18:24] Dad**
Now, it's about letting people
know which things are bad.
**[18:30] Mom**
Come on, we've got a nice meal here.
Let's eat it before it gets cold.
**[18:34] Mom**
You've got class today, right?
**[18:36] Berry**
Yup! Time to eat!
**[18:39] Mom&Dad**
Time to eat.
**[18:42] Berry**
So Love-y!
**[18:43] Mom**
This is good.
**[18:44] Dad**
Isn't it, though?
**[18:49] Berry**
* You want to know about the*
* Yurei Detective Club, right?*
**[18:52] Berry**
*It all happened a year ago,*
**[18:54] Berry**
* but looking back, it feels more like*
* something out of an adventure story.*
**[18:59] Sign**
Do Not Enter
**[19:05] Berry**
* Hank's as busy as ever,*
* salvaging junk for his junk shop.*
**[19:13] Berry**
* "What's cooler than making*
* your living off the sea?" he said.*
**[19:17] Sign**
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
**[19:27] Berry**
*Watson opened a ramen place.*
**[19:30] Berry**
* He's taken over from Analytica as*
* the owner of the mystery ramen cart.*
**[19:33] Sign**
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**[19:39] Berry**
*Madam and Smiley are doing great as always.*
**[19:51] Berry**
* Apparently, Smiley and Doron*
* go for flights regularly now.*
**[20:01] Berry**
*Finn went back to his old home.*
**[20:04] Berry**
* The people who live there are*
* now authorized to use Love,*
**[20:08] Berry**
* and since you can get Love from cleaning up,*
* they all work hard to deal with the trash.*
**[20:26] Berry**
*Jo said she was going on a trip.*
**[20:28] Berry**
*An adventure in a homemade airship!*
**[20:39] Berry**
*As for Hack...*
**[20:41] Berry**
*It's been a no-contact situation since then.*
**[20:43] Berry**
* Since Hack chose to take*
* Jo's place building worlds...*
**[20:53] Berry**
*Which means, well...*
**[20:59] Berry**
*But I'm sure...*
**[21:02] Berry**
*We'll meet again someday, right, diary?*
**[21:49] Berry**
Left!
**[21:50] Berry**
Right!
**[21:53] Berry**
Hack!
**[21:57] Berry**
Hack!
**[21:58] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[22:00] Berry**
Caught you!