YUREI DECO

The data-managed city of Tom Sawyer Island.
The citizens who live there use the sensory immersion technology called Deco in order to interact with the virtual spaces known as the Hyperverse as part of their daily lives. 
Not only that but Tom Sawyer has a social credit system which is applied to everything that helps ensure a balanced set of values and a peaceful society. 
Getting more Love means your Deco's functionality can be expanded, and the people spend their lives pursuing ways to gather Love.
But the island also experiences the Zero Phenomenon, which voids all Love values, that is said to be caused by Phantom Zero.
One day, a girl named Berry meets Hack, a self-proclaimed "gh0st," and then finds herself caught up in the Zero Phenomenon.
In order to solve the mystery of Phantom Zero and the Zero Phenomenon, Berry will join the the Yurei Detective Club formed by Hack's friends.
And as the club solves the cases brought to them, Berry will discover the truth about Tom Sawyer Island.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The Adventures In Tom Sawyer

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[00:03] Finn
    Long ago, in a faraway place,
    there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.
[00:09] Finn
    Since the giant could
    only rest its eyes in turn,
[00:12] Finn
    it had never slept a wink in its entire life.
[00:17] Finn
    Because the giant would
    spend the whole day watching,
[00:20] Finn
    able to see everything and
    everywhere, and learning all,
[00:23] Finn
    the people gave it the responsibility
    of looking after the world.
[00:28] Finn
    The giant was glad to be of service.
[00:33] Finn
    Under the watchful eye of the giant,
    the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.
[00:37] Girl
    Here.
[00:39] Finn
    One day, the giant witnessed
    someone doing something treacherous,
[00:43] Finn
    and informed the people about it.
[00:46] Finn
    However, after incurring the wrath
    of not just the traitor but everyone,
[00:53] Finn
    the giant was killed.
[00:55] Finn
    The people had come to fear
    this giant who never slept.
[01:00] Finn
    Existing beyond time, and out of reach,
[01:03] Finn
    this giant that was able to see everything
    that happened, no matter where or when,
[01:08] Finn
    had become an object of fear.
[01:10] Finn
    But in time, people took pity on the
    giant, and turned its hundred eyes
[01:15] Finn
    into the pattern on the feathers
    of the beautiful peacock.
[01:20] Finn
    And so, the giant that had never known
    rest became the feathers of the peacock,
[01:26] Finn
    and was able to sleep at long last.
[01:33] Hack
    Got it.
[01:42] Hack
    I. Love. Ai.
[03:19] Professor
    There you have it.
[03:20] Professor
    The things we must value as citizens
    of the island city of Tom Sawyer are...
SIGN    The Adventures
    in Tom Sawyer
SIGN    The Adventures
     in Tom Sawyer
SIGN    The Adventures
    in Tom Sawyer
[03:25] Professor
    empathy, cooperation, and respect
     for one another's personal space.
[03:30] Professor
    Yes, thanks to the Customer
     Center, we are living in...
[03:34] Professor
    the purest expression of
    liberalism ever to have existed.
[03:40] Professor
    In order to live a life full of love, one
    must love others, as well as themselves.
[03:45] Professor
    Love is approval. Love is value.
[03:49] Professor
    Which is what gives us our social valuation
     system, distributing precious Love.
[03:54] Berry
    I-I wasn't asleep.
[03:56] Professor
    And so, with Love approximated as a score,
[03:59] Professor
    it serves as a currency
    required for public services.
[04:02] Professor
    And what's the platform
    for this system, everyone?
[04:05] Students
    Decos!
[04:07] Professor
    Correct.
[04:08] Professor
    The Decoration Customizer,
     or Deco for short.
[04:12] Professor
    It is what allows each of us to curate
[04:15] Professor
    comfortable and pleasant surroundings
     without infringing on others,
[04:16] Logi
    Okay?
[04:19] Professor
    with 97% of the current
    generation of citizens
[04:22] Professor
    having them implanted in
    both eyes by the age of four.
[04:28] Professor
    And with the adoption of Decos,
[04:28] Berry
    How's that?
[04:29] Logi
    Perfecto!
[04:30] Professor
    our society has become one in which
    mutual surveillance is now a reality,
[04:31] Harper
    Good job. Ya gotta teach us how
     to make these Deco barriers.
[04:34] Professor
    resulting in the elimination of crime.
[04:34] Berry
    Hm? It's not that easy, y'know.
    So what did you want?
[04:39] Logi
    There's been a sighting.
    On 4th street in District 17.
[04:42] Berry
    Of who?
[04:43] Harper
    Of Zero!
[04:44] Berry
    Phantom Zero?! That's Love-y!
[04:46] Logi
    That's over by your place, isn't it?
[04:49] Berry
    When was this? We gotta go check it out!
[04:51] Harper
    At around 18 on the Timeline.
[04:53] Harper
    If we can scrounge up some trace data,
    it'd earn 100,000 Love, easy.
[04:58] Berry
    Maybe we can find something in
     the Hyperverse's backup files?
[05:01] Logi
    Don't be stupid. This Zero's
     a phantom for a reason.
[05:05] Harper
    Plus, we're talking ground zero
     for the Zero Phenomenon.
[05:07] Harper
    There's not gonna be any data,
    and all the Love will have reset to zero.
[05:11] Berry
    Yeah...
[05:12] Logi
    The terrifying Zero Phenom!
[05:15] Berry
    But that's what makes it so Love-y.
[05:17] Berry
    The idea of something that's
    "not in the records" is so out there.
[05:20] Harper
    You're really into this Zero stuff, huh?
[05:22] Berry
    It's Love-y!
[05:23] Harper
    But you've never seen Zero before, right?
[05:26] Logi
    Well, nobody in this town has seen Zero.
[05:29] Logi
    You'd have to be a ghost to even catch a
    glimpse, never mind haul that phantom in.
[05:34] Berry
    Seriously. And that's what makes it Love-y.
[05:38] Professor
    You three! No muting
    without permission during class!
[05:42] Berry
    The barrier's gone? But why?
[05:44] Professor
    You at it again, Berry?
[05:47] Berry
    Well, y'know...
[05:50] Berry
    Aw, crap. My Deco's acting up.
[05:52] Berry
    Ah, excuse me, I think I'm freezing up.
    I'll play the lesson back later. See ya!
[05:57] Professor
    Hey! Get back here, Berry!
[06:02] Berry
    I panicked...
[06:06] Berry
    My Deco just doesn't wanna work right.
[06:11] Berry
    He's right about Love being
    essential for life, though.
[06:16] Berry
    I wish I had more.
[06:19] Berry
    Get enough Love and you can go
    to class looking way more Love-y,
[06:22] Berry
    since you get to choose Love-lier avatars.
[06:27] Berry
    Life would be way more
    exciting with lots of Love.
[06:30] Berry
    That's why you always gotta keep
    an eye out for Love opportunities.
[06:34] Berry
    Let's check out my score for today.
[06:37] Mom
    Berry.
[06:39] Berry
    Mom! Would it kill you to knock?
[06:42] Mom
    You logged out partway
    through class again, didn't you?
[06:46] Berry
    It'll be fine. I'll run through the
    whole class from the beginning later.
[06:49] Mom
    I've heard that one before.
[06:51] Berry
    But there was a sighting in District 17!
[06:54] Mom
    Who was sighted?
[06:56] Berry
    Phantom Zero! Who else?
[06:59] Mom
    That's always your excuse for slacking. Don't
    come crying to me when you're missing credits.
[07:05] Berry
    I can go to school anytime.
[07:07] Berry
    But, but, but! When it comes to Zero,
    the data gets overwritten right away.
[07:11] Mom
    I seriously don't understand you.
[07:14] Mom
    Well, you may as well go get
     your Deco checkup done.
[07:18] Mom
    It's been acting up, hasn't it?
[07:21] Berry
    My right eye freezes up every now and then...
[07:26] Mom
    I made an appointment
     with the ophthalmologist.
[07:28] Berry
    It's fine for now.
[07:31] Mom
    Stop being lazy and get a move on!
[07:34] Berry
    Fine!
[07:36] Mom
    Come on, look sharp.
[07:40] Mom
    And be careful out there.
[07:45] Dad
    Approved. Approved.
[07:47] Dad
    Rejected.
[07:48] Dad
    Approved.
[07:51] Dad
    What's up?
[07:52] Mom
    She's skipping out on class and going
    on about that phantom of hers again.
[07:57] Dad
    Zero, huh? If it's not causing
    trouble, what's the harm?
[08:01] Dad
    Think of it as people finding ways to
    stay entertained in a city with no crime.
[08:12] Berry
    Man, it really isn't working well.
[08:16] Berry
    It's so darn flickery...
[08:20] Berry
    Well, nothing I can do about it!
[08:23] Isda
    Hey, Berry!
[08:26] Berry
    Hey, Isda!
[08:29] Berry
    You got a new avatar!
[08:31] Isda
    Well, yeah. What d'ya think?
[08:33] Berry
    It's pretty Love-y!
[08:34] Berry
    Let's post it. Here we go.
[08:38] Berry
    And up it goes.
[08:41] Berry
    That didn't take long! Look at that Love.
[08:45] Isda
    Nice!
[08:47] Isda
    I hardly ever see you out
    and about. What's up?
[08:51] Berry
    Oh, well, you know...
    Off to see the eye doc.
[08:54] Isda
    Oof, good luck with that.
[08:56] Berry
    Yeah.
[09:04] Berry
    This is such a pain.
[09:06] Berry
    Right! It's been a while since I went out last,
    so I may as well change my Deco for the town.
[09:19] Sign
    You do not have enough Love.
[09:21] Berry
    Not enough Love.
[09:23] Berry
    Gotta be more careful with how I use it.
[09:25] Berry
    I'll have to get more.
[09:29] Berry
    But... that's where
    Phantom Zero Nation comes in!
[09:33] Berry
    It's the most popular game in town,
    and if I can catch Phantom Zero in it...
[09:40] Berry
    People are gonna shower me with Love!
[09:47] Berry
    "Zero is a lie."
[09:48] Berry
    "And everything that isn't zero is reality."
[09:52] Berry
    That's the way adults talk about it.
[09:55] Berry
    But what Phantom Zero is
     can't be put into words...
[09:58] Berry
    Hence, zero.
[10:03] Berry
    Whenever Zero shows up, the Love we're
    all so excited about gets blown away.
[10:08] Berry
    There can be no love in the face of zero.
[10:11] Berry
    It's totally unreal...
[10:12] Berry
    Like a phantom, in other words!
[10:15] Game Zero
    I. Love. Ai.
[10:22] Berry
    Isn't this roughly where Zero was spotted?
[10:34] Berry
    What's this thing?!
[10:38] Berry
    Wow!
[10:39] Berry
    What am I looking at?
[10:46] Berry
    Left.
[10:49] Berry
    Right.
[10:50] Hack
    Where the heckity heck is it?
[10:52] Berry
    Who's that?
[10:54] Berry
    Could it be...
[10:55] Berry
    Where the heckity heck is it?
[10:55] Berry
    Left.
[10:57] Berry
    Right.
[10:58] Berry
    I knew it! Wow!
[11:02] Hack
    Oh well. Got a missing thingy...
[11:05] Berry
    What was that? So Love-y!
[11:08] Hack
    Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
    Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
[11:35] Berry
    Love-y!
[11:39] Hack
    There we are!
[11:45] Hack
    Ring-a-ding! He might be a good mark.
[11:47] Hack
    He's got Love to burn.
    What a goofy doofus.
[11:56] Hack
    Got it.
[12:08] Middle Aged Guy
    Where the heck am I?!
[12:14] Middle Aged Guy
    Huh? Dad?
[12:18] Middle Aged Guy
    What... are you doing here?
[12:21] Old Man
    Come now, boy.
[12:23] Old Man
    Remember what I told you?
[12:26] Old Man
    If you want to make me proud,
     yadda yadda yadda.
[12:29] Old Man
    But instead, you...
[12:31] Middle Aged Guy
    But Dad...
[12:33] Middle Aged Guy
    You're dead... aren't you?
[12:36] Old Man
    Goofy doofus, instead of handling my
    affairs, you've laid claim to my Love.
[12:44] Old Man
    The Love that I earned.
[12:46] Middle Aged Guy
    Uh, well... I was...
[12:49] Middle Aged Guy
    I was gonna do it... I've just been busy.
[12:52] Old Man
    No, that Love belongs to me,
    and you're going to hand it over.
[12:58] Middle Aged Guy
    I'm sorry, Dad.
[13:00] SIGN
    Love Transfer
[13:11] Middle Aged Guy
    My Love!
[13:13] Hack
    Hey, goofy doofus.
[13:14] Hack
    Spend the rest of that Love
     on the funeral, y'hear?
[13:17] Middle Aged Guy
    Who's there?!
[13:18] Middle Aged Guy
    You tricked me! Where are you?! Get out here!
[13:21] Hack
    I. Love. Ai.
[13:25] Middle Aged Guy
    Wait... Was that Phantom Zero?!
[13:28] Berry
    Phantom Zero?
[13:30] Berry
    I gotta tell the others!
[13:33] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:33] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:33] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:34] Sign
    Phantom Zero Response Office
[13:39] Berry
    Found the mark!
[13:40] Harper
    Don't tell me...
[13:42] Logi
    Phantom Zero?!
[13:44] Berry
    Bingo!
[13:45] Berry
    I was over on 4th Street, and I saw
     this weirdo who was half invisible.
[13:50] Harper
    That's awesome! What was this weirdo
    like?! Let us see your Deco data!
[13:54] Berry
    Well, here's the thing...
    It was super hard to see 'em.
[13:57] Berry
    I could only see 'em out of
    the eye with the busted Deco...
[14:00] Berry
    There's no data left, either.
[14:02] Harper
    If there's no data, we've
    got nothing to work with.
[14:06] Logi
    "Zero is a lie."
[14:07] Logi
    "And everything that isn't zero is reality."
[14:10] Berry
    Fine! If you don't believe me,
     I'll catch that weirdo myself!
[14:20] Hack
    Where's that missing thingy?
[14:24] Berry
    There!
[14:32] Berry
    Huh? Where'd that weirdo go?
[14:39] Hack
    Where oh where are you?
[14:41] Berry
    I. Love. Ai.
[14:45] Hack
    What are you? Some kinda nerdy-birdy?
[14:48] Hack
    Just staaaring like that.
[14:52] Berry
    Are you Phantom Zero?
[14:56] Hack
    Time to bail!
[14:57] Berry
    Wait up!
[14:59] Hack
    Try and catch me, nerdy-birdy!
[15:01] Berry
    You bet I will! I'm gonna catch you!
[15:03] Hack
    You'll be swoony-loony
     when I'm done with ya!
[15:10] Berry
    Hold it!
[15:14] Berry
    Get back here!
[15:21] Hack
    Around we go!
[15:21] Berry
    Man!
[15:28] Berry
    I've got you now!
[15:30] Berry
    And I'm bringing you in.
[15:40] Berry
    What... the heck?
[15:53] Mom
    Welcome home. How'd it go?
[15:56] Berry
    No good news at all.
[15:58] Dad
    What? You didn't get an infection
     from your Deco, did you?
[16:02] Mom
    You said it was just freezing
     every now and then.
[16:05] Berry
    Oh, that.
[16:07] Dad
    We'll get you in to see the data
    ophthalmologist at Central Hospital.
[16:09] Berry
    No, no, I didn't mean that.
[16:12] Mom
    Then, what did you mean?
[16:14] Berry
    Um... well... you see...
[16:16] Berry
    Oh, right! I didn't manage to get in.
    I wonder if they got my time mixed up...
[16:21] Dad
    Don't scare us like that.
[16:23] Mom
    That's odd. I know I made the appointment.
[16:26] Berry
    Ah, it's fine. I can always go tomorrow.
[16:30] Dad
    Hold it.
[16:32] Dad
    Having a Deco on the fritz
     has got to be a pain.
[16:35] Berry
    It's okay.
[16:36] Mom
    Well, until it's fixed... Here.
[16:39] Berry
    Thanks.
[16:56] Berry
    Who was that weirdo?
[17:24] Hack
    I'm home.
[17:29] Hack
    Talk about a draggy-waggy.
[17:33] Hack
    Don't sweat it, Pup. I just had some
    nerdy-birdy staring holes into me.
[17:39] Hack
    Oh, yeah.
[17:40] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy thought she was onto something,
     but she was swoony-loony after that chase!
[17:45] Hack
    Left her busted and dusted!
[17:48] Berry
    You're talking about me, aren't you?
[17:52] Berry
    I didn't understand most of that,
    but I could tell you were making fun of me.
[17:56] Berry
    Still gonna make jokes
    after I show you this?
[18:01] Hack
    My missing thingy!
[18:02] Hack
    Give it!
[18:06] Berry
    Tough luck. This is just my avatar.
[18:08] Berry
    Welcome to a little
    Hyperverse space I created.
[18:11] Hack
    Rage, rage, ragey-rage!
[18:13] Berry
    I was able to track down your
    little hideout by tracing the data
[18:16] Berry
    your origami was broadcasting.
[18:18] Hack
    I'm gonna chew up your nerdy-birdy butt!
[18:21] Berry
    Pretty cool, right?
[18:23] Berry
    So are you really Phantom Zero?
[18:26] Hack
    Rage... Rage...
[18:27] Berry
    My name's Berry.
[18:28] Hack
    Snappy-yappy!
[18:30] Berry
    Look, I don't know what you're
    up to, but if you really are—
[18:35] Hack
    Quit yappin' already, nerdy-birdy!
[18:40] Berry
    No! Wait—
[18:44] Berry
    Aw, I was so close! This sucks!
[18:56] Berry
    Being able to force a Hyperverse
    space to shut down like that...
[19:00] Berry
    Maybe that weirdo really is...
[19:03] Berry
    No way!
[19:11] Berry
    How'd you find me?
[19:16] Hack
    I was able to trace back your
     data the exact same way.
[19:19] Hack
    Don't think this makes us even,
     though, nerdy-birdy.
[19:21] Berry
    I don't even get what you mean.
[19:24] Hack
    What are you, a nincompoop?
[19:25] Berry
    Huh? What kind of poop?
[19:27] Hack
    I already bailed on that spot from earlier.
[19:30] Hack
    Ya ain't gonna get to stare it up a
     second time. How d'ya like that?
[19:34] Berry
    Look, if you are Phantom Zero...
[19:37] Hack
    What if I am?
[19:41] Berry
    That's Love-y!
[19:43] Berry
    Why does everyone say "Zero is a lie,
    and everything that isn't zero is reality"?
[19:51] Hack
    Gimme my missing thingy!
[19:52] Hack
    Oops! Falling, falling, falling!
[19:59] Hack
    Give it!
[20:00] Berry
    Oh, come on. You don't think
     I'm that stupid, do you?
[20:02] Hack
    Just give it back!
[20:04] Berry
    Not happening!
[20:06] Berry
    Not unless you tell me about Zero...
[20:19] Berry
    No way. Is this the Zero Phenomenon?
[20:24] Hack
    Zero... Phantom Zero...
[20:27] Hack
    ...is glitchy-witchy.
[20:31] Berry
    Wow, amazing! What is this?!
[20:33] Berry
    Are we in the Hyperverse now?
[20:37] Berry
    Did you do this?
[20:39] Hack
    No. It's glitchy-witchy.
[20:45] Hack
    Ixnay!
[20:47] Hack
    We gotta bail, nerdy-birdy!
[20:49] Berry
    What's going on?!
[20:50] Hack
    Touching that stuff's a big ixnay!
[20:53] Berry
    "Ixnay"?
[20:59] Berry
    I don't get what's going on, but it's Love-y!
[21:07] Hack
    Kilo! Mega! Giga!
[21:09] Berry
    Wow!
[21:15] Berry
    Shoot!
[21:22] Berry
    What now?
[21:24] Hack
    Peta! Exa!
[21:27] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy!
[21:30] Hack
    Zet-ta!
[21:32] Berry
    Nice one!
[21:35] Hack
    Got my missing thingy back!
[21:37] Berry
    Hold it!
[21:40] Hack
    Time to hotfoot it outta here!
[21:41] Berry
    Wait up!
[21:49] Berry
    I've got you now.
[21:51] Berry
    So what now?
[21:52] Hack
    Creepy-creeping...
[21:57] Berry
    What is that?
[21:59] Hack
    That's glitchy-witchy...
[22:03] Hack
    Phantom Zero.
[22:05] Berry
    Really?!

Season 1

E2 - The Mysterious Stranger

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[00:03] Mom
    Berry, it's morning. Time to get up.
[00:09] Mom
    Berry?! What are you doing out there?
[00:16] Berry
    There was this weird kid...
    Phantom Zero...
[00:20] Mom
    A weird phantom?
[00:22] Mom
    Did you fall asleep while logged in again?
[00:26] Berry
    Logged in? Oh, yeah...
     I was in the Hyperverse...
[00:30] Mom
    It's almost time for school. Come on,
    it's time to get up and get ready.
[00:34] Mom
    And make sure you actually
    go to the doctor's today.
[00:37] Berry
    'Kay.
[00:39] Berry
    Huh? Was it... all a dream?
[00:44] Berry
    Nope!
[02:16] Hack
    Giga!
[02:18] Hack
    Tera! Peta! Exa! Zetta!
[02:21] Hack
    Yotta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
SIGN    The Mysterious
     Stranger
SIGN    The Mysterious
     Stranger
SIGN    The Mysterious
     Stranger
[02:24] Hack
    This just ain't happa-bappa-happening!
[02:29] Hack
    Za-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam!
[02:39] Hack
    Cheese it!
[02:42] Hack
    Where oh where is the outty-boutty?
[02:44] Berry
    What ya lookin' for?
[02:46] Hack
    The sorti-exit!
[02:48] Berry
    An exit?
[02:49] Hack
    But glitchy-witchy's setups are too
    high-spec, so the exit's a missing thingy!
[02:53] Berry
    Just what I'd expect from a
     high-def custom Hyperverse space.
[02:57] Berry
    So Love-y!
[03:01] Hack
    No backdoor?!
[03:04] Berry
    Guess we need time to find
    the legit exit, or we're stuck.
[03:08] Hack
    Let's just bail already!
[03:10] Berry
    Yeah!
[03:32] Berry
    Wow!
[03:33] Hack
    Rargh!
[03:44] Hack
    Tick-tocky?!
[03:45] Berry
    What is this?!
[03:57] Berry
    What's going on?! It's kinda fun!
[03:59] Berry
    Hey, wait up!
[04:08] Hack
    Quit tryna gobble us up already!
[04:10] Berry
    Zappo!
[04:26] Berry
    Ka-ching!
[04:28] Berry
    Got me some data on glitchy-witchy!
[04:37] Berry
    Okay, so what do we do next?!
[04:39] Hack
    Gotta scope the shell outta the town!
[04:47] Berry
    Wow.
[04:49] Berry
    What is it?
[04:55] Berry
    A program that spreads like slime mold?
     I've never seen anything like it.
[04:59] Hack
    Gimme the big search.
[05:01] Hack
    Get all sticky-wicky with the network.
[05:07] Hack
    Bingo!
[05:11] Berry
    Love-y!
[05:12] Hack
    Time to bail!
[05:13] BerrY
    Ah, wait up!
[05:22] Berry
    Is this the finish line?
[05:26] Hack
    Ker-clunk.
[05:35] Berry
    Guess there's one last bit to go!
[05:38] Berry
    Huh?
[05:42] Berry
    Hey...
[05:49] Hack
    Alley-oop!
[05:52] Hack
    Hey, nerdy-birdy! Gimme five!
[05:56] Hack
    Take it!
[05:59] Berry
    Hey!
[06:01] Hack
    Let's bail on outta here.
[06:13] Hack
    Whoa, there.
[06:16] Hack
    Bailing!
[06:17] Hack
    And away we go!
[06:42] Trooper B
    There are signs of
    Demo-camouflage at the scene.
[06:44] Captain
    Copy that. I want everyone
    using camo-compensator mode.
[06:59] Trooper A
    We're the Customer Center's
    Special Eval Committee Task Force.
[07:02] Hack
    You guys come to stare at me too, huh?
[07:04] Trooper B
    You're wanted on suspicion
    of illegal Love fabrication
[07:07] Trooper B
    and unauthorized
    Love score modification.
[07:10] Trooper A
    Don't move. We're going to restrain you.
[07:12] Trooper A
    Fire!
[07:16] Hack
    Quit yellin'!
[07:23] Trooper A
    Dammit.
[07:24] Troopers
    There's no citizen registry data.
[07:26] Trooper A
    A "Yurei"? Watch yourselves.
[07:34] Trooper A
    Digital smoke!
[07:35] Hack
    Blammo!
[07:42] Trooper B
    That fried my Deco.
[07:49] Trooper A
    Suspicious Yurei spotted at the scene
    of a Zero Phenomenon in District 16.
[07:53] Trooper A
    Requesting a perimeter based
    on the findings of our search.
[07:56] Trooper A
    Code 410!
[08:02] Council Chairman
    We'll dispatch a cleanup crew to the scene.
[08:05] Council Chairman
    What happened to those Yurei
    tags the search team mentioned?
[08:08] Councilman A
    Well, Mr. Chairman,
[08:10] Councilman A
    we've found what we believe to be a
    safehouse hidden behind a Deco facade.
[08:27] Search Trooper
    SEC Task Force!
[08:29] Trooper C
    No sudden moves! Come quietly!
[08:38] Trooper C
    It's a recorded decoy.
[08:39] Trooper D
    We were too late.
[08:42] Trooper C
    Damn Yurei.
[08:47] Trooper C
    Huh? Are you getting static?
[08:47] Hack
    Sneaky sneaky sneak...
[08:49] Trooper D
    What's wrong?
[08:50] Trooper C
    My Deco's being tampered with!
[08:52] Trooper D
    Is that Yurei still around here somewhere?
[08:55] Trooper D
    There you are!
[08:57] Trooper C
    Don't give us trouble!
[08:57] Hack
    Nein, nein.
[09:01] Trooper D
    Wh-What the...
[09:03] Trooper C
    Our Decos have been hijacked!
[09:06] Hack
    And a-bailing we will go!
[09:08] Hack
    Hup!
[09:13] Hack
    Switch the Deco camo back on and...
[09:21] Hack
    Tera!
[09:42] Girl A
    Hey, you hungry?
[09:43] Guy B
    Sure. Wanna go get something fancy?
[09:45] Girl A
    Good idea! We can splurge our Love—
[09:48] Girl A
    What was that? Crazy.
[09:50] Guy B
    Made me jump.
[10:10] Professor
    With that being the case...
[10:12] Harper
    Say what? The Zero Phenomenon?
[10:14] Logi
    What are you talking about?
[10:16] Berry
    Like I said, it happened in
    my neighborhood last night.
[10:20] Harper
    You live in District 16, right?
[10:23] Harper
    Can't be. There'd be records of alerts
    and stuff if something had happened.
[10:28] Harper
    You've been actin' weird lately.
[10:29] Logi
    Yeah. The office yesterday
    being a prime example.
[10:32] Berry
    Does this mean that weirdo wasn't
    a new character from the game?
[10:37] Harper
    What weirdo?
[10:40] Logi
    Wait, the game got a new character?
     I didn't hear about that.
[10:43] Harper
    Besides, Berry, you weren't
     even logged in yesterday.
[10:48] Berry
    Huh? You're right.
[10:49] Berry
    Then, what was that...
[10:51] Logi
    Your Deco's acting up, right?
[10:53] Harper
    Yeah, it's gotta be that.
[10:55] Logi
    You did say that was how you were
    able to see this "weirdo" of yours.
[10:58] Berry
    Even so...
[10:59] Logi
    You imagined the whole thing.
[11:04] Berry
    I'll just have to investigate.
[11:06] Harper
    Then, let's play the game!
[11:07] Berry
    Yeah!
[11:07] Logi
    I'm in! I wonder if the
    new story content's out.
[11:13] Professor
    You three! Are you muted again?
[11:16] Professor
    This is your doing, isn't it, Berry?
[11:19] Berry
    Yeah! Sorry! Bye!
[11:21] Professor
    Hey! Get back here!
[11:25] Berry
    It doesn't make sense.
[11:26] Berry
    Maybe it's 'cause I fell
    asleep in the Hyperverse.
[11:32] Berry
    And this thing...
[11:34] Berry
    I have no clue what it is.
[11:52] 0-N Zero
    Now, let us begin.
[11:55] 0-N Zero
    My puzzle is a mystifying one...
[11:57] 0-N Zero
    But there is no puzzle
    that cannot be solved.
[12:01] 0-N Zero
    You needn't worry on that score.
[12:04] 0-N Zero
    However, it's a question of speed.
[12:07] 0-N Zero
    Who came up with these
    impossible means, and how?
[12:11] 0-N Zero
    And what did they do to pull it off?
    These are the questions you must answer.
[12:16] 0-N Zero
    Yes, you must up your speed of
    thought until you surpass all others.
[12:21] 0-N Zero
    Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
     capable of doing things no one else can.
[12:30] Logi
    Awesome! Phantom Zero rules!
[12:33] Harper
    That was totally wizard!
[12:35] Berry
    Yeah...
[12:36] Logi
    C'mon, Berry. It's the hotly
    awaited new story stuff!
[12:38] Harper
    It's Love-y, right?
[12:39] Berry
    Yeah.
[12:40] Logi
    You really are acting weird.
[12:42] Berry
    Sorry, I'm gonna log off for today.
[12:45] Harper/Logi
    Berry?!
[12:47] Berry
    A magician, huh?
[12:49] Berry
    Normally, that'd be the kind of Love-y
    new twist that'd get me really excited...
[12:54] Notification
    It is almost time for your
    ophthalmologist appointment.
[12:55] Berry
    Ah, I'd better go.
[12:59] Berry
    Oh, right. I should probably wear this.
[13:14] Berry
    Maybe it really was part of the game.
[13:17] Berry
    Looking back, it all started with
    that Phantom Zero ad I saw.
[13:22] Berry
    And that weirdo...
[13:27] Berry
    I think it was around here.
[13:30] Berry
    Maybe the ad I saw tagged me for access?
[13:40] Berry
    If it was some kind of secret test,
    that's kinda impressive.
[13:43] Berry
    Maybe I was chosen at
    random for a beta test?
[13:47] Berry
    Would that be Love-y?
[13:50] Berry
    Crap, I'm late!
SIGN    Prescriptions
SIGN    Checkout
SIGN    Checkout
[13:56] Commercial
    The next generation of Deco.
[13:57] Commercial
    Let the world you see be more
    beautiful than anything else.
[14:00] Commercial
    The procedure is simple.
    Talk to your clinician about it.
[14:05] Commercial
    All citizens are required to use Deco.
[14:09] Commercial
    For those who would prefer
    not to undergo optical surgery,
[14:13] Commercial
    a number of convenient and comfortable
    Glasses Decos are available.
[14:17] Commercial
    Reception
[14:18] Commercial
    Ask about availability.
[14:21] Robot Nurse
    Next patient, please. Miss Berry.
[14:24] Berry
    Here.
[14:26] Eye Doctor
    I'll take a look at the right eye now.
[14:30] Eye Doctor
    I see. Look to the right, please.
[14:32] Eye Doctor
    And the left.
[14:34] Eye Doctor
    Yes, it's definitely broken.
[14:36] Berry
    I-I see...
[14:39] Eye Doctor
    The fastest thing would
    be to simply replace it.
[14:42] Eye Doctor
    Let's begin the procedure immediately.
[14:44] Berry
    U-Uh, I'm—
[14:45] Robot Nurse
    Okay! Preparing the patient!
[14:50] Berry
    U-Um, listen—
[14:53] Eye Doctor
    Don't worry. This won't take a second.
[15:01] Logi
    Your Deco's acting up, right?
[15:04] Harper
    Yeah, it's gotta be that.
[15:06] Logi
    You did say that was how you were
    able to see this "weirdo" of yours.
[15:09] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy.
[15:12] Berry
    The weirdo!
[15:16] Robot Nurse
    Oh, no! Sit back! Sit back!
[15:17] Eye Doctor
    It's okay. There's nothing to worry about.
[15:20] Berry
    Y'know what? Forget it!
[15:22] Berry
    See ya!
[15:23] Robot Nurse
    Wait! It's not scary! Not scary at all!
[15:27] Berry
    I'm home...
[15:32] Notifications
    Your Deco treatment is incomplete.
[15:34] Notifications
    Please schedule a—
[15:36] Notifications
    Your Deco treatment is incomplete.
[15:38] Notifications
    Please schedule a follow-up.
[15:41] Notifications
    Your Deco treatment is incomplete.
[15:41] Notifications
    Knock First!
[15:41] Notifications
    Knock First!
[15:41] Notifications
    Knock First!
[15:42] Notifications
    Knock First!
[15:42] Notifications
    Knock First!
[15:43] Notifications
    Please schedule a follow-up.
[15:43] Berry
    Oh, give it a rest!
[15:45] Berry
    Fine.
[15:47] Sign
    Incomplete
[15:47] Sign
    Deco Exam
[15:48] Berry
    Set the exam to complete.
[15:49] Sign
    Completed
[15:49] Sign
    Update Successful
[15:49] Notification
    Your exam has been completed.
[15:52] Berry
    That oughta do it.
[15:59] Berry
    Now I might see that weirdo again...
[16:02] Berry
    Love-y!
[16:11] Berry
    Mom?
[16:14] Berry
    Dad?
[16:15] Berry
    They're not here.
[16:17] Berry
    I guess I did get back from the doc's early.
[16:22] Berry
    Which means this is my chance!
[16:27] Berry
    If I use their work Hyperverse space,
[16:31] Berry
    I can find out about yesterday's
    Zero Phenomenon and that weirdo!
[16:39] Berry
    It's my birthday.
[16:52] Mods in the background
    Rejected. Rejected. Approved.
     Rejected. Approved.
[16:56] Mod in the foreground
    Approved.
[16:56] Mod in the foreground
    That new crêpe place downtown
     is super good! Recommended
    #crape #decogenic
[16:56] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:56] Mod in the foreground
    That new crêpe place downtown
     is super good! Recommended
    #crape #decogenic
[16:56] Mod in the foreground
    That new crêpe place downtown
     is super good! Recommended
    #crape #decogenic
[16:56] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    That new crêpe place downtown
     is super good! Recommended
    #crape #decogenic
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    Puuko's been really full of it lately.
    So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
    #classmute
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    Approved.
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    Puuko's been really full of it lately.
    So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
    #classmute
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    Puuko's been really full of it lately.
    So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
    #classmute
[16:57] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:58] Mod in the foreground
    Rejected.
[16:58] Mod in the foreground
    Puuko's been really full of it lately.
    So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
    #classmute
[16:58] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:58] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:58] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:59] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:59] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[16:59] Mod in the foreground
    Approved.
[16:59] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[17:00] Mod in the foreground
    Another day of defending world peace!
    #hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
[17:00] Berry
    Wow...
[17:02] Berry
    First, we need a disguise.
[17:05] Berry
    Nice view from up here.
[17:07] Berry
    Hey, how's it going?
[17:11] Berry
    Now, where does Dad sit?
[17:20] Lady Mod B
    Approved.
[17:22] Lady Mod B
    Approved.
[17:25] Lady Mod B
    Rejected.
[17:29] Lady Mod B
    Rejected.
[17:34] Lady Mod C
    Rejected.
[17:35] Lady Mod C
    Rejected.
[17:37] Lady Mod C
    Rejected.
[17:39] Lady Mod C
    Rejected.
[17:40] Berry
    Wait, that's from...
[17:43] Guy Mod D
    Rejected.
[17:45] Guy Mod D
    Rejected.
[17:46] Guy Mod D
    Rejected.
[17:48] Guy Mod D
    Rejected.
[17:49] Berry
    "Delete" means they're being wiped, right?
[17:52] Berry
    Then, it really did happen.
    It wasn't just part of a game.

[17:56] Lady Mod E
    Rejected.
[17:59] Lady Mod E
    Rejected.
[18:00] Guy Mod F
    Rejected.
[18:02] Guy Mod G
    Rejected.
[18:03] Lady Mod H
    Rejected.
[18:05] Berry
    What's going on here?
[18:06] Berry
    I'd better find what I need, and fast.
[18:11] Berry
    Here we go. Dad's seat.
[18:17] Berry
    I need to grab some evidence.
[18:21] Dad
    Berry! What do you think you're doing?!
[18:27] Mom
    Berry, what were you trying to do?
[18:30] Berry
    Well... you weren't here,
    so I went looking...
[18:33] Dad
    In our office, without permission?
[18:35] Mom
    Come on. What were you actually doing?
[18:38] Berry
    What were they actually doing, Mom and Dad?
[18:42] Dad
    You don't need to know that.
[18:44] Berry
    But everybody was deleting a bunch of data!
[18:48] Dad
    That's our job. We're content moderators.
[18:52] Berry
    Your job?
[18:54] Mom
    That's right. We make it so people don't
    have to see things that'd make them worry.
[18:58] Mom
    It's a very important job.
[18:59] Berry
    But what happens if people
    can't tell what's real anymore?
[19:03] Mom
    Listen. If it is something important,
    deleting it won't make it go away. Right?
[19:09] Berry
    But isn't that just lying?!
[19:11] Dad
    Berry!
[19:12] Mom
    Honey...
[19:21] Dad
    Berry.
[19:22] Dad
    For now, you're grounded, and you can
    only log onto the Hyperverse for school.
[19:28] Berry
    Fine!
[19:30] Mom
    Berry, wait a minute!
[19:31] Dad
    Let her go.
[19:33] Mom
    But honey... This is too complex for her.
[19:39] Berry
    Lies. It all really happened.
[19:51] Berry
    Mom and Dad are just liars, and all that
    was nonsense. I don't care anymore.
[19:56] Berry
    That weirdo's really out there.
[19:58] Berry
    And this time, I'm gonna track you down.
[20:02] Berry
    This thing has to hold some kinda clue...
[20:09] Berry
    Wow!
[20:12] Berry
    What's this?
[20:23] Berry
    Found you!
[20:29] Berry
    Okay.
[20:33] Berry
    Let's do this!
[20:44] Berry
    This is totally different from the daytime.
    All these bright lights are pretty hype!
[20:50] Berry
    Whoa, wait a second...
[20:52] Berry
    I'm actually running away from home.
[20:54] Berry
    That's Love-y!
[20:58] Berry
    Something smells good!
[21:04] Berry
    What's that?
[21:07] Berry
    An... avatar?
[21:12] Berry
    Excuse me—
[21:13] Drunk
    Care for a sip, bambina?
[21:19] Berry
    What was that? Why was there a cat?
[21:26] Berry
    So weird.
[21:27] Berry
    Oh, right.
[21:29] Berry
    I need to go there... Which is this way!
[21:41] Berry
    This is the spot.
[21:50] Berry
    Wh-Who are you?
[22:01] Finn
    Where is Hack?
[22:04] Berry
    Hack?

Season 1

E3 - A Sham Trial

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[00:08] Investigator A
    Now, between your
    illegally modified Deco,
[00:11] Investigator A
    and the way you fabricated
     a prime access code,
[00:14] Investigator A
    there's no way you're an amateur.
[00:16] Investigator A
    You do this a lot, don't you?
[00:21] Investigator B
    How long are you going to stay quiet?
[00:23] Investigator B
    We've put together a list of denied
    incidents the Customer Center has handled.
[00:31] Investigator A
    A Love transfer scam, hm?
    That was definitely you.
[00:36] Investigator A
    A Yurei who can't talk? How convenient.
[00:39] Investigator B
    How about this, then?
[00:41] Investigator B
    Look at this. This so-called "Zero
    Phenomenon" the public is panicking over...
[00:46] Investigator B
    This was taken in an area where Love values
     were reset to zero. And that's you, isn't it?
[00:50] Investigator A
    I'm thinking you caused the Zero
    Phenomenon and made off with the Love.
SIGN    A Sham Trial
SIGN    A Sham Trial
SIGN    A Sham Trial
[02:30] Berry
    Is Hack the name of that weirdo?
[02:36] Berry
    E-Excuse me...
[02:42] Berry
    W-Wow, you've got pretty fingers.
[02:47] Finn
    That explains it.
[02:49] Finn
    I see.
[02:53] Berry
    Hey, it's the robot that
     was with the weirdo!
[02:57] Finn
    I understand, Pup.
[02:59] Finn
    So Hack was taken by the Customer
    Center, and you got left behind...
[03:03] Berry
    So do you guys know
    where that weirdo Hack is?
[03:12] Berry
    Hey! Wait up!
[03:18] Berry
    So where are you going?
[03:20] Berry
    And hey, about this "Hack"...
[03:23] Berry
    Are you that weirdo's friend?
[03:26] Finn
    It's none of your business.
    Go get your Deco fixed.
[03:29] Berry
    Wait, how do you even know about that?
[03:31] Berry
    And that's none of your business.
[03:34] Berry
    So did something happen to that Hack kid?
[03:37] Berry
    And hey, you mentioned the Customer
    Center before. What's that about?
[03:42] Finn
    Hack was caught.
[03:44] Berry
    Why?
[03:46] Berry
    Wait... Did that happen after
    that weirdo helped me escape?
[03:50] Berry
    It's my fault.
[03:54] Finn
    Hack... helped you?
[03:57] Berry
    Wh-What is it?
[03:59] Finn
    Come with me.
[04:00] Berry
    Who exactly are you?
[04:03] Finn
    A ghost.
[04:20] Berry
    Wow, I'm seeing a lot
    of secret hideouts lately.
[04:28] Finn
    He said "Don't touch."
[04:34] Berry
    So about Hack...
[04:36] Finn
    How did you find that
     location where I met you?
[04:40] Berry
    Huh? Well, I mean...
[04:42] Finn
    And who are you to Hack?
[04:49] Berry
    I guess you could say... we're friends?
[04:52] Berry
    Or maybe not.
[04:58] Finn
    What are you doing?!
[04:59] Berry
    Ah, sorry!
[05:00] Berry
    It's just... Earlier, you said you were a ghost...
[05:05] Finn
    What of it?
[05:06] Berry
    I mean, you can't touch ghosts, right?
[05:14] Berry
    What's he laughing at?
[05:16] Finn
    The "ghosts" on this island aren't
     the restless spirits of the dead.
[05:23] Finn
    They are people whose births aren't
    recognized, let alone their deaths.
[05:29] Berry
    What kinda "ghosts" are those?
[05:33] Finn
    You know how you need a
     Deco to live on this island, yes?
[05:38] Finn
    It makes switching between
    reality and the Hyperverse possible.
[05:43] Finn
    But to get a Deco, you need
    to be a registered citizen.
[05:46] Finn
    And what if, for whatever reason,
[05:49] Finn
    that registration never happened,
     or details of it got lost or erased?
[05:54] Finn
    The result is a not-insignificant
    number of unregistered citizens.
[05:58] Finn
    People outside the system.
[06:01] Finn
    Citizens in the shadows, their
    existence not officially recognized.
[06:04] Finn
    Those are the Yurei.
[06:07] Finn
    And in exchange for not having a place in
    the system, they can go where they please
[06:12] Finn
    without anyone discovering them.
[06:16] Berry
    I never knew there were people like that.
[06:19] Finn
    It isn't simply a case of not
    knowing. You were never told.
[06:22] Finn
    They arrange it so there's no way to find out.
[06:27] Berry
    But I can see you.
[06:29] Finn
    Right. It's not like the unregistered
    use some kind of special magic.
[06:35] Finn
    And we're not invisible.
[06:38] Finn
    This is just what Yurei are.
[06:39] Berry
    Hack, too?
[06:41] Finn
    By hacking people's Decos, Hack's
    able to move around town undetected.
[06:45] Berry
    Hacking?
[06:47] Berry
    I get it. Because my Deco's broken,
    that didn't work and I was able to see Hack.
[06:54] Berry
    Being a Yurei sounds pretty awesome!
[07:02] Berry
    What's he saying?
[07:03] Finn
    He's asking you to return Hack's device.
[07:07] Berry
    Wait, is that...
[07:12] Finn
    He thinks there's no way
    Hack would help you.
[07:16] Finn
    That you were just a convenient
    way to keep the device safe.
[07:20] Berry
    Wh-What's with that?
[07:24] Finn
    I have to agree.
[07:26] Finn
    You finding that location is proof.
[07:33] Berry
    Well, I don't have any device, so whatever.
[07:37] Berry
    I don't know what you just said,
    but you're ticking me off!
[07:49] Guard
    Your trial will be held shortly
     in the Customer Center.
[07:53] Guard
    Since you're a Yurei, I'm sure you know this,
[07:55] Guard
    but given the unrecognized
    status of unregistered citizens,
[07:58] Guard
    the trial will be held in private.
[08:01] Guard
    Even so, the jury will be made up of Center
     employees, and fairness is guaranteed.
[08:10] Guard
    I can't believe a kid's responsible for
     the Zero Phenomenon. What a mess.
[08:14] Guard
    We've got our hands full with the game cover
    story and staff cleaning up all traces of it.
[08:30] Hack
    That was a good nap.
[08:39] Madam
    Hello. How are you?
[08:42] Finn
    Madam 44.
[08:44] Madam
    Finn.
[08:45] Madam
    Out of all the inventors ever, do you know
     which is the greatest creator of all time?
[08:52] Madam
    It's the "accident," my dear.
[08:54] Madam
    Yes, I'm reminded of the time those fine
     ladies wandered into the misty forest...
[09:01] Madam
    Right before I shot that wicked magistrate
     with an arrow from my golden bow.
[09:06] Madam
    Yes, that little "accident" had my
    heart roaring like a lion. Just like now!
[09:13] Madam
    You're in a spot of trouble, aren't you?
[09:16] Finn
    I am. And you could call it an "accident."
[09:19] Finn
    I must admit, gossip queen or not,
    I'm impressed you already know.
[09:24] Madam
    Underestimate my connections at
    your peril. This isn't like you, though.
[09:29] Madam
    Good thing I already have a lead.
[09:31] Finn
    You know where Hack's being held?
[09:34] Madam
    Oh, little Hacky isn't just being held...
[09:37] Madam
    They're setting the poor child up to take the
    fall for this "Zero Phenomenon" nonsense.
[09:43] Finn
    They're blaming the
    Zero Phenomenon on Hack?
[09:45] Madam
    Yes, as if the child were Phantom Zero.
[09:47] Berry
    That's not true!
[09:48] Berry
    That weirdo wasn't to blame!
[09:51] Berry
    I saw it happen. When the
    Zero Phenomenon kicked in,
[09:54] Berry
    it wasn't Hack who caused it!
[10:02] Madam
    You'd need evidence to prove that, my dear.
[10:06] Madam
    And you'd need it right away, because the
    trial is scheduled for tomorrow morning.
[10:17] Berry
    What do I do? This is my fault.
[10:20] Berry
    They're gonna make that weirdo out to be
    Phantom Zero because of me. What can I do?
[10:25] Berry
    Hey, what'll happen to Hack?
[10:27] Finn
    If convicted, Hack will be
    moved to a correctional facility.
[10:32] Finn
    Never to be seen again.
[10:35] Berry
    Not happenin'!
[10:37] Berry
    I mean, I wanna see that weirdo
     again. Plus, the kid's innocent.
[10:41] Berry
    Hack's not Phantom Zero.
[10:42] Finn
    But without any evidence...
[10:45] Berry
    What about data from when we got
     caught in the Zero Phenomenon?
[10:49] Berry
    There might be some on here.
[10:55] Finn
    So you did have something of Hack's.
[10:57] Berry
    Please.
[11:00] Finn
    Analyzing this might help
     us solve the mystery.
[11:04] Berry
    Awesome! You're gonna examine
    it in the Hyperverse, right?
[11:07] Berry
    I wanna come, too!
[11:10] Finn
    Then, I shall have you do it. And...
[11:15] Finn
    I'll make the most picturesque Hyperverse
    space in all of creation for you to explore.
[11:21] Finn
    A what-esque what now?
[11:23] Finn
    I don't follow, but it sounds Love-y!
[11:26] Finn
    Everything we need is on its way.
[11:32] Hank
    Hey, Finn, baby!
[11:36] Hank
    Down it goes.
[11:38] Finn
    Hank, we don't have much time.
     We need to start building.
[11:42] Hank
    The kid ain't around today?
[11:45] Hank
    Looks like somethin' bad's gone down...
[11:47] Hank
    So you're going into the Hyperverse?
     Ya sure that's a good idea?
[11:52] Finn
    No. She's going in.
[11:55] Hank
    This girl here?! For real?
[11:57] Berry
    Yep!
[12:03] Berry
    This is some beefy hardware.
[12:05] Hank
    You know your stuff, sweetheart.
[12:07] Berry
    Don't I, though?
[12:08] Hank
    Okay. All set!
[12:10] Hank
    Yeah!
[12:11] Hank
    I call this the "Spirit of the
    Storm," also known as...
[12:14] Hank
    The SOS!
[12:18] Berry
    Love-y!
[12:19] Finn
    This should do fine.
[12:20] Finn
    Now I just need to decompress
    the data on this device...
[12:26] Hank
    All right, folks, I'll leave you to it.
[12:29] Hank
    Bon voyage.
[12:42] Berry
    Okay!
[12:43] Finn
    Data analysis complete.
[12:47] Finn
    Activating Hyperverse.
[12:50] Berry
    Let's-a go!
[12:58] Berry
    It's so Love-y that you
    can make a world like this.
[13:01] Berry
    Plus, it's totally standalone.
[13:04] Berry
    No connections means it's not
    utilizing any shared data, right?
[13:08] Berry
    That's crazy! It puts the
     "Hyper" in Hyperverse!
[13:11] Finn
    Stop muttering to yourself.
[13:13] Finn
    You can hear me, yes?
[13:15] Finn
    I'm going to set construction prime
    authorization to the highest level.
[13:19] Finn
    Get ready.
[13:24] Berry
    Wow!
[13:25] Berry
    Okay!
[13:27] Berry
    So fast!
[13:32] Berry
    What the...
[13:37] Berry
    I can't stop!
[13:40] Finn
    Simmer down.
[13:43] Berry
    This is nothing!
[13:48] Finn
    Okay, I'm going to display the
    data from Hack's device now.
[13:57] Berry
    Wow. It's usually only the Customer Center
    that can produce something this detailed.
[14:01] Berry
    You're awesome, Finn!
[14:03] Finn
    Skip the flattery.
[14:05] Finn
    Use the Timeline to figure out where
    ground zero for the Phenomenon was.
[14:09] Berry
    Right.
[14:11] Berry
    What the heck is this tech, though?
[14:15] Berry
    This should do it.
[14:19] Berry
    There!
[14:21] Berry
    I think that's the place.
[14:28] Berry
    Okay, now to find it!
[14:42] Finn
    What is it? Is there too
     much data to sort through?
[14:45] Finn
    Your Deco's acting up, too.
[14:47] Berry
    Yeah. I'm still good, though.
[14:49] Finn
    It's the right eye, yes? Be careful.
[14:59] Berry
    This is it.
[15:00] Berry
    See? This proves Hack didn't do it.
[15:03] Finn
    All right, understood.
[15:04] Finn
    Now you just need to reproduce the data from
    when the Zero Phenomenon became active.
[15:08] Berry
    Got it!
[15:12] Berry
    Is this how it happened?
[15:15] Berry
    Well, Hack didn't do it, and it doesn't
    seem like anyone's making it happen...
[15:20] Berry
    Did it just happen naturally?
[15:23] Berry
    Okay. Got the record.
[15:30] Finn
    We can't be sure it was a natural
    occurrence yet. There's not enough data.
[15:35] Berry
    You think? But who could've done it, then?
[15:38] Finn
    There'll be plenty of time
    to find that out later.
[15:55] Finn
    All done.
[15:56] Finn
    Right!
[16:02] Prosecutor
    As I've just laid out,
[16:03] Prosecutor
    the defendant has pilfered Love scores
     on multiple occasions in the past.
[16:08] Prosecutor
    In addition to fabricating scores—
[16:13] Hack
    So sleepy...
[16:15] Judge
    Continue.
[16:16] Prosecution
    As such, the defendant caused the Zero
    Phenomenon in order to steal even more Love.
[16:21] Prosecution
    In short, the defendant is Phantom Zero!
[16:24] Belle
    Objection!
[16:30] Judge
    And you are?
[16:31] Belle
    My apologies, your honor.
[16:33] Belle
    I know I'm late, but I'm here
     to represent the defendant.
[16:38] Belle
    I'm a defense lawyer.
[16:40] Belle
    My name is Belle.
[16:41] Prosecution
    The defendant already declined legal
    representation. Who arranged this?
[16:46] Belle
    Uh, well, it was...
[16:48] Finn
    Say it was a human rights group.
[16:51] Finn
    It was a cumin whites gloop!
[16:53] Finn
    Huh?
[16:54] Judge
    Order!
[16:56] Judge
    Now, who arranged this?
[16:58] Finn
    Human. Rights. Group.
[17:00] Berry
    Oh, crap.
[17:02] Berry
    I-It was a human rights group.
[17:08] Berry
    Now, members of the jury...
[17:16] Berry
    I'd like you to look at this.
[17:18] Berry
    First, I'd like to submit this
    data recreation as evidence.
[17:23] Berry
    You're looking at the location where
     the Zero Phenomenon occurred.
[17:27] Berry
    And this is it in action.
[17:30] Berry
    As you can see, the Zero Phenomenon
    doesn't appear to be triggered by anyone,
[17:34] Berry
    but rather, it is something
    that occurs naturally.
[17:37] Berry
    Now, here is the defendant
    at that same moment in time.
[17:41] Berry
    As you can see, this is a
     completely different location,
[17:45] Berry
    meaning in terms of time and place, there's
    no way my client could've been responsible!
[17:51] Finn
    Hey. Don't forget about the
    issues with your right eye.
[17:54] Belle
    Yes, it's pure coincidence that my client was
     found at the scene of the Zero Phenomenon.
[17:59] Belle
    As you can see, if anything, the defendant
    was a victim of this strange occurrence.
[18:05] Belle
    And this data is irrefutable proof of that!
[18:12] Finn
    Don't get worked up.
    You'll wreck the disguise.
[18:16] Belle
    "Zero is a lie. And everything
    that is not zero is the truth."
[18:20] Belle
    These are the words spoken by the Phantom
     Zero present in the popular video game.
[18:25] Belle
    But a game is just that: a game.
[18:27] Belle
    In short, the incident this case centers
    around has nothing to do with Phantom Zero,
[18:33] Belle
    who is nothing more than
    a character in a video game.
[18:36] Belle
    However, due to the prosecutor's insistence
    on there being a connection to Phantom Zero,
[18:42] Belle
    a completely innocent person
    has been held responsible
[18:45] Belle
    in a total miscarriage of justice!
[18:50] Berry
    Your honor!
[18:51] Judge
    Wh-Who are you?
[18:54] Juror A
    Wait, wasn't she in the video evidence?
[18:56] Juror
    What's going on?
[18:58] Juror
    What's a child doing in here?
[18:58] Juror
    Uh...
[18:59] Finn
    What happened?
[19:01] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy!
[19:03] Berry
    I messed up.
[19:07] Juror A
    What is that?
[19:14] Hack
    Back for more, glitchy-witchy?!
[19:19] Juror B
    Look! The Zero Phenomenon!
[19:21] Juror C
    I-It's Phantom Zero!
[19:22] Juror D
    D-Don't be stupid! This isn't a game!
[19:25] Judge
    O-Order!
[19:28] Guard
    I-It's Phantom Zero!
[19:31] Berry
    See? That's the real Phantom Zero!
[19:33] Finn
    What did you say?
[19:34] Finn
    No, it doesn't matter right now.
    This is your chance. Get Hack out of there.
[19:38] Berry
    Oh, right.
[19:40] Finn
    I'm sending instructions via your
    Deco. Just follow what they say.
[19:45] Berry
    Got it.
[19:47] Hack
    Is Finn pullin' a trick or two?
[19:48] Berry
    Yeah.
[19:49] Hack
    Don't leave me sit-sittin' here all day.
[19:53] Hack
    It's time to bail.
[19:54] Berry
    Leave it to me.
[19:57] Berry
    Upsy-daisy!
[20:03] Berry
    I. Love...
[20:06] Berry
    Ai!
[20:10] Jurors
    Should we evacuate?
[20:14] Berry
    Piece of cake!
[20:15] Finn
    Good. Once you're out of the courtroom,
    head straight down the hallway.
[20:22] Security A
    What's the deal with this robot?
[20:25] Security B
    Hey, the defendant's gone!
[20:27] Security A
    Was it just a distraction?!
[20:28] Security B
    That kid really was Phantom Zero!
[20:30] Finn
    It's right at the next corner.
[20:33] Finn
    After that, go left.
[20:35] Finn
    Get a move on. You've got 20 seconds left.
[20:39] Berry
    Hey, wait!
[20:42] Berry
    This is a dead end!
[20:44] Finn
    Jump down from there.
[20:46] Berry
    N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!
[20:49] Finn
    Three seconds left. Jump.
[20:51] Berry
    There's no way!
[20:51] Finn
    Two. One.
[20:53] Hack
    Zero!
[20:54] Berry
    Please!
[21:01] Berry
    We are long-long gone-gone!
[21:05] Berry
    Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
[21:09] Berry
    Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
[21:10] Berry
    I thought I was a goner...
[21:13] Berry
    What now, Finn?
[21:14] Finn
    Right. You'll be coming
    up on a cargo terminal.
[21:17] Finn
    Sit tight until then.
[21:18] Berry
    W-Wait... Is that...
[21:21] Berry
    Crap, they found us!
[21:23] Squad
    You won't get away, Phantom Zero!
[21:27] Berry
    What do we do, Finn?
[21:35] Berry
    Finn! Finn!
[21:40] Berry
    I don't wanna die!
[21:58] Trooper
    This is the search unit.
    A freight cart on the rail has exploded.
[22:02] Trooper
    The fugitive, Phantom Zero, and the fugitive's
    accomplice were caught in the explosion.
[22:06] Trooper
    I repeat...

Season 1

E4 - The Yurei Detective Club

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[00:09] Berry
    It's morning?
[00:15] Berry
    Not here?
[00:16] Hack
    Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa! Zeta! Yotta...
[00:23] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy!
[00:27] Hack
    You like to oversleep, huh?
[00:34] Berry
    Good morning, diary.
[00:37] Berry
    The weather around here
    is great again today.
SIGN    The Yurei
    Detective Club
SIGN    The Yurei
    Detective Club
SIGN    The Yurei
    Detective Club
[02:20] Finn
    It's come together nicely.
[02:25] Hack
    It's gobblin' time!
[02:27] Hank
    Ah, food.
[02:28] Finn
    It's gapao rice today.
[02:30] Berry
    Smells great!
[02:32] Hank
    Ew, cilantro. Always smells
    like bombardier beetles to me.
[02:35] Finn
    Don't like it? Don't eat it.
[02:38] Hack
    Gobble, gobble, gobble!
[02:39] Berry
    Everything you make is great, Finn!
[02:42] Hank
    Well, around these parts,
[02:45] Hank
    you can't tweak how it looks with your
     Deco, nor how it tastes with Flavor.
[02:51] Berry
    You can taste the realness!
[02:53] Hack
    Gobble, gobble, gobble!
[02:54] Berry
    Wow, it's Love-y!
[02:56] Hank
    This right here, though? I'd delete it.
[03:00] Berry
    Thanks for the food!
[03:03] Hank
    That was a hell of a meal.
[03:11] Finn
    No.
[03:13] Finn
    No.
[03:14] Finn
    No.
[03:15] Hank
    Found anything promising job-wise?
[03:17] Hank
    "Searching for lost property..."
[03:19] Hank
    Temp work?
[03:20] Berry
    What about this?
[03:21] Berry
    They're recruiting members for
     a flash mob in the Hyperverse!
[03:24] Berry
    Sounds like fun!
[03:26] Hack
    Nope. Couldn't be more not interested.
[03:29] Finn
    How many times do I have to tell you? We...
[03:31] Berry
    "...don't do odd-jobs."
[03:33] Berry
    Still, doing that kind of
    surprise sounds like fun to me.
[03:37] Hank
    Not to mention, we've been
     open for four months now.
[03:39] Hank
    Ya think we can still afford to be picky?
[03:42] Finn
    We're a detective club, don't forget.
[03:45] Hank
    Yeah, yeah, I know. You're
    hung up on being "pro" sleuths.
[03:50] Sign
    Detectives
[03:50] Sign
    down here
[03:50] Sign
    Hank's
    Parts
[03:51] Berry
    And so, this is how our day begins.
[03:52] Sign
    Detectives
[03:52] Sign
    down here
[03:52] Sign
    Detectives
[03:52] Sign
    down here
[03:52] Sign
    Detectives
[03:52] Sign
    down here
[03:53] Sign
    Detectives
[03:53] Sign
    down here
[03:55] Berry
    And if you're curious about when
    my life started looking like this...
[03:58] Berry
    It was four months ago.
[04:01] Berry
    A Zero Phenomenon occurred
    at 2538.39 on the Timeline.
[04:07] Berry
    And after the court case,
    I became a Yurei, just like Hack.
[04:15] Berry
    What do we do, Finn?!
[04:16] Finn
    Now! Jump into the terminal!
[04:30] Berry
    Yup, back then, Finn fabricated data to make
    it look like Hack and I died in an explosion,
[04:35] Berry
    and overwrote the records.
[04:37] Berry
    That's how we got away
    from the Customer Center.
[04:42] Berry
    With my personal record gone,
    I couldn't use my Deco anymore.
[04:46] Berry
    All the data and Love I'd got
    in the Hyperverse was gone, too.
[04:51] Berry
    The Deco in my right eye is still broken,
[04:54] Berry
    but Finn hacked the one in
    my left eye so I can still use it.
[04:59] Berry
    I'm now invisible, just like Hack.
[05:02] Berry
    I'm a Yurei!
[05:05] Finn
    The jobs we take as a detective
    club are merely a means to an end.
[05:09] Finn
    Our real objective is the Zero Phenomenon.
[05:12] Finn
    We will solve that mystery!
[05:14] Hack
    That'd be glitchy-witchy.
[05:15] Berry
    That person we saw in the
    Hyperverse was Phantom Zero,
[05:18] Berry
    the one responsible for
     this phenomenon, right?
[05:21] Finn
    It's possible they're to blame,
    but right now, that's just a theory.
[05:24] Finn
    The exact relationship between this
    "phantom" and the Zero Phenomenon...
[05:29] Finn
    That's where we start digging.
[05:30] Berry
    One more mystery to figure out, huh?
[05:35] Hank
    The ground zero data makes it look
    like it could be a natural occurrence.
[05:39] Finn
    True enough.
[05:41] Finn
    But the fact of the matter is Phantom
    Zero has been used as an urban legend
[05:45] Finn
    to cover up certain
    inconvenient truths in the city.
[05:48] Red Stamp signs
    DECEASED
[05:48] Red Stamp signs
    DECEASED
[05:49] Madam 44
    And according to the
    data of a friend of mine,
[05:50] Red Stamp signs
    DECEASED
[05:50] Red Stamp signs
    DECEASED
[05:51] Red Stamp signs
    DECEASED
[05:51] Red Stamp signs
    DECEASED
[05:53] Madam 44
    everything was all cleaned up
    while we weren't looking.
[05:56] Hank
    Damn. So they're acting
    like you two did it now?
[06:01] Finn
    One thing has become apparent.
[06:03] Finn
    Looking at what data has been falsified and
     deleted to cover up the Zero Phenomenon
[06:07] Finn
    will be the key to figuring out the facts.
[06:10] Finn
    Plus, it's the only way to prove
    that Hack and Berry are innocent.
[06:15] Hack
    Understood!
[06:16] Berry
    Finn!
[06:22] Berry
    And so, diary, Finn made contact
    with other Yurei like him
[06:27] Berry
    and opened up a detective
    agency on the edge of town.
[06:27] Sign
    Detectives
[06:27] Sign
    down here
[06:30] Berry
    Since Decos and Love
    aren't much use out here,
[06:34] Berry
    everyone has to actually
    make stuff from scratch.
[06:36] Berry
    But being able to actually
    touch everything is so weird...
[06:41] Berry
    And Love-y!
[06:50] Berry
    I might be homeless, Love-less,
    and declared dead...
[06:55] Berry
    But I'm still here.
[07:02] Hank
    Come on in.
[07:04] Mitsumame
    Uh... well...
[07:15] Mitsumame
    I'm sorry!
[07:18] Mitsumame
    Um, I'm looking for Finn...
[07:20] Hank
    Finn?
[07:23] Mitsumame
    This is a detective agency, right?
[07:28] Mitsumame
    So that's my story...
[07:30] SIGN
    Missing
[07:31] Berry
    Your daughter is missing?
[07:38] Mitsumame
    Right. I only took my
    eyes off her for a second...
[07:42] Finn
    Mr. Mitsumame, the Customer Center
    is better suited to this sort of thing.
[07:45] Mitsumame
    Please don't say that! I'm begging you!
[07:48] Hack
    This dude's a liar! He's lyin' like crazy!
[07:50] Berry
    What do you mean?
[07:53] Hack
    Check it. I diggity-dug up
     some big picture data.
[07:56] SIGN
    Mitsu-
     mame
[07:59] Mitsumame
    Th-That's my personal information!
[08:02] Hank
    Hey, man! This says you're not married,
    and you sure as hell ain't got a daughter!
[08:06] Hank
    Not even a girlfriend, baby!
[08:09] Finn
    Care to explain?
[08:11] Mitsumame
    I'm sorry. But I...
[08:17] Berry
    This missing daughter of yours...
    This is actually your avatar, isn't it?
[08:22] Mitsumame
    Yeah.
[08:22] Hack
    For real, nerdy-birdy?
[08:24] Berry
    When you call her your "daughter,"
[08:25] Berry
    you mean you care about her as if
     she was. That's how it is, isn't it?
[08:30] Mitsumame
    I'm begging you! I'll pay you all the
    Love I've saved to get her back!
[08:35] Smiley
    All your Love?!
[08:37] Hack
    I. Love. Ai.
[08:39] Madam
    And just how much Love are we talking here?
[08:43] SIGN
    Mitsumame
[08:43] SIGN
    Follow
[08:44] SIGN
    Mitsumame
[08:44] SIGN
    Follow
[08:44] SIGN
    Mitsumame
[08:44] SIGN
    Follow
[08:46] Smiley
    Well, that's a joke.
[08:49] Hank
    We've got us... nothing!
[08:51] Hack
    As low as it goes!
[08:52] Mitsumame
    Huh? That's odd.
[08:54] Mitsumame
    Where'd all my Love go?
[08:57] Hack
    More like you're just lyin' some more.
[09:00] Berry
    Could this be...
[09:03] Smiley
    No Love, no point.
[09:05] Mitsumame
    Please!
[09:06] Mitsumame
    You Yurei are the only ones I can turn to!
[09:09] Finn
    Naturally. Given that it's an avatar,
    the Customer Center likely wouldn't care.
[09:15] Mitsumame
    But she's the only one for me.
    Without her, I've been like the walking dead.
[09:20] Berry
    When exactly did she go missing?
[09:24] Mitsumame
    At 2538.39 on the Timeline.
[09:27] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy...
[09:31] Finn
    It's just a coincidence.
    I wouldn't read anything into it.
[09:37] Berry
    I see. It was near the scene, too.
[09:40] Mitsumame
    The scene of what?! Did something happen?
[09:43] Berry
    I understand, Mr. Mitsumame!
[09:45] Finn
    Berry!
[09:47] Berry
    We'll look into it for you.
[09:48] Mitsumame
    Th-Thank you so much!
    She really means the world to me!
[10:00] Berry
    Well, diary, Finn said "Suit yourself"
    to me, and Hack's napping.
[10:02] Berry
    The client this time
     is Mr. Mitsumame!!!
[10:02] Berry
    He wants us
    to find his
    avatar
    o.o!!
    That was
    a shock
[10:02] Berry
    Mr. Mitsumame cares about
    the avatar like she's his own
    daughter, so I want to help
    him if I can. Finn and the
    others said to let it go...
[10:02] Berry
    On the Timeline!!
[10:02] Berry
    He was willing to
     spend all his Love to get
    her back. Must be sad
    losing something you
    really care about.
[10:02] Berry
    Is this a coincidence???
    That's the same time
    Hack and I were
    attacked IRL
[10:02] Berry
    It looks like the location
     Mitsumame's avatar
    went missing was near
    the incident from
    that night.
[10:02] Berry
    Here
[10:02] Berry
    Finn says it's a coincidence...
    Even if he's right, it's still weird.
[10:02] Berry
    How do I find this avatar?
    Hack and Finn aren't gonna help... ^_^;;
    For now, I'll head to the scene of
    the disappearance. I might find
     some leads there.
[10:05] Berry
    But going by the Timeline...
[10:08] Berry
    It was the same time Hack and
    I got hit by the Zero Phenomenon.
[10:11] Berry
    Plus, it happened near the area where
    Mr. Mitsumame's avatar went missing.
[10:16] Berry
    Even if it's a coincidence, I'm curious.
[10:20] Berry
    Okay!
[10:25] Berry
    Perfect!
[10:34] Berry
    I'm counting on you!
[10:42] Hank
    Whoa, hold up. Try using this.
[10:45] Berry
    What kind of robot is it?
[10:47] Hank
    Doggo the Robo-Dog.
[10:48] Hank
    I built him to sniff out and track down data.
[10:52] Berry
    That's Love-y!
[10:53] Berry
    I'll see how he does. Thanks!
[10:55] Hank
    Well, it's still early days for him,
    so I dunno how much help he'll be.
[11:00] Hank
    Hey, Berry?
[11:07] Lady A
    How'd it go with that guy?
[11:09] Lady B
    Really good!
[11:10] Berry
    Rule #1 of being a detective:
[11:12] Berry
    Check the scene thoroughly.
    That's where the case begins.
[11:15] Berry
    If there are clues, they'll be there.
[11:17] Berry
    And according to Mr. Mitsumame,
    this is where the avatar went missing.
[11:25] Berry
    How's that?
[11:35] Berry
    What is it?
[11:40] Berry
    Aw, this is just my device.
[11:45] Berry
    Did the cleaners push it here?
[11:52] Berry
    Guess I'll go check the
    Public Information Office.
[11:58] Logi
    I'm telling you, he showed up again.
    On 9th Street in District 19 this time.
[12:02] Harper
    Phantom Zero? Probably
     a load of hooey again.
[12:07] Berry
    Hey, Logi!
[12:10] Berry
    Hm?
[12:11] Berry
    Huh?
[12:15] Berry
    Hey, Harper!
[12:16] Harper
    What was that?
[12:17] Logi
    Something wrong?
[12:19] Berry
    Oh, right. They can't see me
    because of the Deco camouflage.
[12:23] Harper
    I got the feeling someone
     was calling out to me...
[12:26] Logi
    What are you on about?
[12:27] Logi
    Well, whatever. I say we
    go looking for residual data!
[12:30] Harper
    Can't. I gotta go to the dentist.
[12:33] Logi
    Bet you do, with all
    that sugary stuff you eat.
[12:35] Harper
    Give it a rest. Anyway,
    you can go with someone else.
[12:38] Harper
    Someone'll be in the response team
    office. Hm, probably not Berry, but...
[12:43] Berry
    I'm right here.
[12:44] Logi
    Come to think of it, where did she get to?
[12:48] Harper
    She just stopped coming to school.
    Wonder what happened to her.
[12:53] Logi
    Well, it's not like her attendance
     was all that great before.
[12:57] Harper
    Tell me about it! And she'd make up
     stuff like seeing Phantom Zero.
[13:00] Berry
    I didn't make it up! I really did!
[13:07] Berry
    Fine!
[13:08] Harper
    Huh? Was that Berry's voice?
[13:10] Logi
    I thought so, too.
[13:11] Harper
    Ah! Jeez, Logi, don't eat my stuff!
[13:14] Logi
    Huh? C'mon, you know me better than that.
    You just ate it faster than you thought.
[13:19] Harper
    Uh, guess I must have.
[13:21] Harper
    Huh.
[13:25] Berry
    You're right. Let's go.
[13:34] Berry
    Okay!
[13:39] Berry
    Perfect!
[13:45] Berry
    You wait here.
[13:51] Berry
    Rule #2 of being a detective:
[13:54] Berry
    Always be skeptical about information.
[13:56] Berry
    Sometimes, the data you can see will
    give you hints about what's missing.

[14:12] Berry
    Nothing shows up when
    tracing back his login data.
[14:17] Berry
    That's why Mr. Mitsumame never
    even noticed his Love had gone missing.
[14:22] Berry
    The Customer Center has systems in place
    that make people forget anything sad.
[14:28] Berry
    But they couldn't erase the fact that
    he had an avatar he cares deeply about.
[14:34] Berry
    I think that's amazing.
[14:39] Berry
    Hack's personal data.
[14:41] Berry
    I looked it up so I'd have some ammunition
    next time Hack makes fun of me...
[14:47] Berry
    But when you've always been a Yurei,
    it's only natural there'd be nothing of note.
[14:52] Berry
    I found this on me, though.
[14:54] SIGN
    DECEASED
[14:54] SIGN
    DECEASED
[14:54] Berry
    I'm marked as "deceased."
[14:56] Berry
    Sooner or later, Logi and
    Harper will forget all about me.
[15:00] Berry
    I really am a Yurei now.
[15:03] Case Sign
    Registrars
[15:03] Berry
    Wait, Mom and Dad were
    the ones who wrote this up?
[15:12] Berry
    You shouldn't be in here!
[15:15] Berry
    Aw, shoot!
[15:16] Berry
    Jeez.
[15:33] Finn
    Is your interest in this case personal?
[15:37] Finn
    Maybe a client treating a lost avatar like
     a missing child struck a chord with you.
[15:45] Berry
    It's not like that!
[15:47] Finn
    Once something's been struck from the
     record, it'll fade from memory over time.
[15:52] Finn
    As if it never existed.
[15:55] Berry
    Is it right for everything to
    be reduced to zero like that?
[15:59] Finn
    I couldn't say.
[16:00] Berry
    It bugs me...
[16:02] Finn
    You can leave if you're feeling homesick.
[16:06] Berry
    Look, it just bugs me, okay?!
[16:09] Berry
    I know lots of stuff now that I could
    never even see when I lived in the city.
[16:13] Berry
    Some of it bad, some of it scary,
    and not all of it stuff I needed to know...
[16:18] Berry
    But the fact nobody ever has a
    chance of knowing is what bugs me.
[16:21] Berry
    So I want to know.
[16:25] Finn
    Right. And that's what we're here for.
[16:29] Berry
    Yeah.
[16:38] Berry
    Jeez!
[16:49] Berry
    Maybe there's still some trace
    at Mom and Dad's workplace.
[16:55] Berry
    Rule #3 of being a detective...
[17:00] Berry
    Let's check it out.
[17:12] Berry
    Never thought I'd come back
    here for something like this.
[17:24] Berry
    Okay, I'm in.
[17:31] Berry
    If I check Mom and Dad's
    activity on the Timeline...
[17:35] Berry
    No data. Figures.
[17:37] Berry
    Ah, but I can still check their tag history.
[17:41] Berry
    Here we go!
[17:42] Berry
    Lessee... Is there anything in the data on
     the Zero Phenomenon that was covered up
[17:46] Berry
    that matches the avatar's file size?
[17:49] Berry
    Nothing.
[17:51] Berry
    Maybe it wasn't covered up, just discarded?
[17:56] Berry
    There it is!
[18:02] Berry
    Oh, crap.
[18:11] Berry
    Dad...
[18:18] Mom
    Hey. What's wrong?
[18:20] Dad
    What about you? It's late.
[18:22] Mom
    I'm having trouble sleeping...
[18:25] Mom
    So I figured I might as well fill my quota.
[18:28] Dad
    I see. I guess I woke you.
[18:30] Mom
    It's not that...
[18:31] Dad
    I see.
[18:33] Mom
    On nights like this, I keep
    thinking she's come home.
[18:38] Dad
    We've been over this...
[18:40] Mom
    But...
[18:41] Mom
    I told her if something was really important,
     deleting it wouldn't make it go away.
[18:47] Mom
    But now, she's... really gone...
[18:52] Mom
    I still can't believe...
    she died in an accident...
[18:57] Dad
    I know. But we've done everything we can.
[19:00] Mom
    There might still be something.
[19:03] Mom
    I think she's just missing...
[19:06] Dad
    But we even got permission to
    check the secret backup data
[19:11] Dad
    the Customer Center collects.
     We begged them for it.
[19:14] Mom
    Yeah, you're right. And we
    didn't find anything. Even so...
[19:17] Berry
    The Customer Center collects
    the city's backup data?
[19:21] Dad
    Well, if we can't sleep anyway...
[19:23] Mom
    Let's keep looking.
[19:33] Berry
    I had no idea they could do stuff
    like that. I'd better show the others.
[19:40] Mom
    Wait!
[19:42] Mom
    Doesn't that look a bit like Berry?
[19:44] Mom
    That was recorded yesterday.
    You're imagining it.
[19:47] Mom
    Yeah. Maybe I'm just tired...
[19:56] Berry
    I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, but I can't just yet.
[20:03] Hank
    How's that?
[20:09] Mitsumame
    I'm back! This is awesome!
[20:12] Mitsumame
    Oh-Em-Gee! I'm, like, so grateful!
[20:14] Mitsumame
    I'm over the moon!
[20:17] Hank
    Save your thanks for the kid.
[20:19] Berry
    I'm happy for you. Turns out,
    it was disposed of by mistake.
[20:22] Mitsumame
    I didn't know what to expect,
    but I am so glad I came!
[20:25] Mitsumame
    And now I feel fantastic, Miss Detective!
[20:27] Mitsumame
    Thanks so much!
[20:37] Hank
    You look like someone popped your tires.
[20:39] Berry
    Finn was right. The avatar going missing
    wasn't caused by the Zero Phenomenon.
[20:45] Hack
    Feelin' like bailing?
[20:48] Berry
    Don't be stupid. We still haven't figured
     out what glitchy-witchy's deal is.
[20:52] Hack
    True that.
[20:54] Berry
    Oh! But I did see this weird system...
[20:58] Hank
    At a content moderator's workstation?
[21:00] Berry
    Yeah.
[21:01] Berry
    I managed to catch a glimpse of Mom and
    Dad doing a search at the Customer Center.
[21:05] Hank
    Nice work.
[21:06] Berry
    And they can apparently search the
    Timeline for a backup of the entire city.
[21:10] Hank
    For real?
[21:11] Hank
    Where would they store that kind of data?
[21:15] Madam
    I've never heard of a
    Timeline backup like that.
[21:20] Berry
    Here's the footage I captured.
[21:21] Finn
    Let me see that.
[21:23] Hank
    You hit the jackpot!
[21:25] Madam
    She's really onto something
    with this data, isn't she, Finn?
[21:30] Finn
    She is. Not bad.
[21:32] Berry
    Really?!
[21:37] Berry
    Well, diary...
[21:38] Berry
    There were a few twists and turns, but I'm
    ready to solve this Zero Phenomenon mystery
[21:42] Berry
    so I can be reunited with the
    people who haven't forgotten me.
[21:46] Berry
    I'll solve it at this detective agency
    with all my weirdo friends!
[21:50] Berry
    And the weather around
    here is great yet again!
[22:02] Hack
    Easy there...
[22:08] Berry
    What is that?

Season 1

E5 - On the Trail of a Liar

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SIGN    To the Yurei Detective Club:
SIGN    Please save my nue.
[00:10] Berry
    "To the Yurei Detective Club:
    Please save my nue."
[00:16] Berry/Hack
    "Nue"?
[01:48] Commercial
    Come on down, and meet all kinds of animals!
[01:52] Boy
    Wow, it really feels like a real animal!
[01:57] Commercial
    Come see the realest realistic animals
     in a place where you can get dynamic...
[02:00] CM/Kids
    ...and touch 'em!
[02:02] Sign
    Curator of the Neo Animal Museum
[02:02] Commercial
    The Professor's waiting for you!
[02:04] Professor
    Drop on by the Neo Animal Museum!
[02:07] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[02:07] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[02:08] Berry
    The Neo Animal Museum, huh?
[02:10] Sign
    Come visit !
SIGN    On the Trail
    of a Liar
SIGN    On the Trail
    of a Liar
SIGN    On the Trail
    of a Liar
[02:11] Finn
    The majority of the animals on the island
[02:14] Finn
    are actually robots done up with
    Deco skins. Artificial animals, basically.
[02:19] Finn
    The Neo Animal Museum features a
     variety of these animals on display,
[02:23] Finn
    all created by the Professor.
[02:27] Hack
    Doggo, Doggo, doggy-doggy!
[02:30] Hank
    They're not like Doggo, who I made outta junk.
[02:35] Hank
    And frankly, I like mine better.
[02:39] Hack
    Mister Snuggly-wuggly!
[02:42] Hank
    Mister Watson's not artificial or a cat.
[02:45] Berry
    I've never been to the Neo Animal Museum.
[02:50] Finn
    "It's not a real museum.
    It's like a failed freak show."
[02:54] Finn
    That's definitely the reputation it has.
[02:57] Madam
    And does our new case have
    something to do with this institution?
[03:03] Finn
    Did the pigeon with the
    request come from the museum?
[03:09] Finn
    Seems so.
[03:12] Berry
    "Please save my nue."
[03:15] Berry
    What even is a nue?
[03:17] Smiley
    Nue nue.
[03:18] Berry
    "Nue nue"?
[03:19] Smiley
    You don't know about it? Here.
[03:25] Decopedia Sign
    Information About Nue:
[03:25] Decopedia Sign
    A type of bird whose cry is "nue nue."
[03:27] Berry
    It's so cuuute!
[03:29] Finn
    "A type of bird whose cry is 'nue, nue.'"
[03:31] Finn
    For Decopedia, that's a bit sparse on detail.
[03:35] Smiley
    "It's so cuuute!"
[03:37] Smiley
    That's what all the basics think, anyway.
[03:39] Berry
    Heck of a way of puttin' it...
[03:41] Hack
    Gimme!
[03:42] Madam
    So... are we accepting the case?
[03:45] Finn
    For now, we should find out the details.
    After all, someone's feeling motivated.
[03:51] Hack
    Wild animals?! But they're stinky!
[04:13] Hack
    Hup!
[04:25] Berry
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[04:28] Hack
    You're a shaky-quaky nerdy-birdy.
[04:29] Berry
    Shut up!
[04:38] Berry
    Dang it.
[04:47] Hack
    I. Love. Ai!
[04:52] Berry
    H-Hey, hold up!
[04:57] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[04:57] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[04:57] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[04:57] Berry
    This is it.
[05:07] Berry
    These animals really are realistic!
[05:11] Berry
    Wow! I've seen some of these on Decopedia!
[05:14] Berry
    They're all so Love-y!
    Every single one of 'em!
[05:17] Berry
    And this one...
[05:22] Berry
    It's bugging out?
[05:26] Berry
    Hey, it's a bunny!
[05:27] Berry
    Love-y!
[05:28] Professor
    "A chance to interact with
    the realest realistic animals."
[05:32] Professor
    That's the Neo Animal Museum.
[05:35] Professor
    I take it you're from the
     Yurei Detective Club, yes?
[05:38] Berry
    Oh, Professor...
[05:40] Professor
    Welcome to the Neo Animal Museum!
[05:43] Professor
    I've been waiting for you.
[05:45] Professor
    Every single animal you see on display
     here was built by me personally.
[05:59] Professor
    And among them, there are also
    species that have gone extinct.
[05:59] Hack
    Hey, nerdy-birdy!
[06:05] Berry
    Get down from there!
[06:07] Hack
    Sniff sniff.
[06:09] Hack
    Smells like Pup. Not stinky at all!
[06:13] Hack
    Whoa! Whoa there, easy!
[06:13] Professor
    You can interact with animals
    that are long gone from this world...
[06:20] Professor
    It's magnificent!
[06:26] Berry
    Are you okay?
[06:30] Professor
    As you can see, I've gone as far as recreating
    the wild temperament of these creatures.
[06:35] Berry
    Um, you're bleeding.
[06:37] Professor
    And yet, my beloved nue...
[06:45] Guest Lady
    What's this thing?
[06:46] Guest Guy
    It says it's a nue.
[06:47] Guest Lady
    No way. It looks totally different.
[06:50] Professor
    I can assure you it's not!
[06:51] Guest Lady
    Wh-What the...
[06:52] Professor
    What you are looking at
    is a really realistic nue!
[06:56] Guest Lady/Guy
    Scary!
[06:57] Professor
    This is my greatest creation, the nue.
[07:04] Berry
    Whoa, it's...
[07:06] Hack
    Looks stinky!
[07:09] Hack
    Sniff sniff. No stink at all.
[07:12] Berry
    It's totally different from
     what's on Decopedia.
[07:14] Professor
    That's because that information is
    incorrect. You're looking at a true nue.
[07:20] Berry
    Is Decopedia ever wrong, though?
    It's moderated by the Customer Center.
[07:26] Professor
    Someone must've overwritten the correct
    data after a case of Zero Phenomenon.
[07:31] Professor
    And now, my darling gets
     treated like an impostor.
[07:34] Professor
    Poor thing.
[07:40] Professor
    Inaccurate information is evil.
[07:42] Professor
    The way my beloved nue gets treated
    like a lie due to false information
[07:46] Professor
    is more than I can bear.
[07:53] Berry
    So when you say you
    want us to save your nue...
[07:56] Professor
    Could you please update Decopedia
    so it has the correct information on it?
[08:02] Professor
    I want you to save my beloved nue.
[08:06] Berry
    And that's what he said.
[08:08] Hank
    Rewrite a Decopedia entry, huh?
[08:11] Hank
    That's gonna mean getting past Customer
    Center security inside the Hyperverse...
[08:16] Hank
    Kind of a big deal.
[08:17] Smiley
    How much is he paying?
[08:18] Berry
    100,000 Love.
[08:20] Smiley
    Sounds tasty!
[08:21] Finn
    Not bad at all.
[08:23] Hank
    Who's going in?
[08:24] Hack/Finn
    Me!
[08:24] Hack/Finn
    Me!
[08:25] Berry
    I'm going!
[08:25] Hack
    No way!
[08:26] Berry
    I wanna go in!
[08:27] Hank
    You can both go, y'know.
[08:30] Berry
    Fine.
[08:31] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy's gonna trip up.
[08:33] Berry
    Well, you'd better not slow me down!
[08:37] Finn
    Something troubling you, Madam?
[08:38] Madam
    Just a little.
[08:39] Madam
    Smiley, I need you to
    take care of something.
[08:44] Smiley
    Kinda busy right now.
[08:46] Madam
    There's Love in it for you.
[08:49] Smiley
    I'm on the case!
[08:52] Finn
    All right. Activating Hyperverse.
[08:57] Berry
    Let's-a...
[08:58] Hack
    Go!
[09:02] Berry
    This is Decopedia's index?
[09:19] Finn
    Steady...
[09:21] Finn
    The information on Nue will be in there
    somewhere. Step one is to find it.
[09:26] Berry
    "Find it"? Are you saying we have
     to look through every entry?
[09:30] Berry
    Can't we run a search or something?
[09:32] Finn
    Sure you can. If you don't mind the Customer
    Center catching on and swarming all over us.
[09:45] Finn
    This section should include
    all the listings on animals.
[09:49] Berry
    Seriously?
[09:59] Berry
    Hey, bombardier beetles.
    Hank mentioned 'em before.
[10:03] Berry
    Wow, it stinks, huh?
[10:04] Berry
    Wait, I need to stay focused!
[10:07] Berry
    Ugh, this sucks! Where is the nue?
[10:16] Berry
    Quit slacking!
[10:18] Hack
    Bored now.
[10:20] Hack
    You do it, nerdy-birdy.
[10:22] Berry
    Our job is to find the nue!
[10:27] Berry
    Come on, Hack!
[10:47] Hack
    Gotcha!
[10:48] Berry
    Finn! We've got something!
[10:51] Finn
    That's the data for the nue.
[10:52] Finn
    Give me a second.
    I'll make it rewritable.
[11:03] Hack
    All done!
[11:05] Berry
    Oh, come on. It looked nothing like that.
[11:07] Berry
    It had a rounder belly, I think.
[11:10] Berry
    Ta-da!
[11:12] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy sucks at this!
[11:15] Hack
    Dora-nue-mon!
[11:16] Berry
    Nue-rril!
[11:18] Hack
    Gimme!
[11:18] Berry
    Quit it!
[11:25] Berry
    What the heck?
[11:27] Finn
    Enough. You're not here to play around.
[11:29] Berry
    Right...
[11:32] Berry
    Hey! Stop!
[11:34] Berry
    Get back here!
[11:42] Hack
    Ragey-rage...
[11:50] Berry
    Gotcha!
[11:57] Berry
    Shoot, that's Customer Center security.
[12:10] Hack
    Oops.
[12:12] Hack
    There!
[12:17] Finn
    If that data makes it out of here,
[12:19] Finn
    it'll get distributed as the
    updated nue information.
[12:22] Finn
    Catch it quick.
[12:23] Berry
    We know!
[12:32] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy...
[12:51] Girl
    What's this thing?
[12:53] Berry
    The nue took off on its own...
[12:59] Berry
    Spreading far and wide...
[13:03] Isda
    What the heck? This is hilarious!
[13:10] Isda
    Oh man, it's blowing up!
[13:14] Berry
    And somewhere along the line,
    the nue started being considered lucky.
[13:21] Berry
    Before long, it was a full-on nue craze.
[13:24] Gal A
    It's all about nue! Nue rocks!
[13:28] Berry
    What do we do now?!
[13:30] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[13:30] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[13:30] Sign
    The Neo Animal Museum
[13:32] Professor
    I asked you to correct the
    information on Decopedia about nue.
[13:33] Sign
    Nue
    Corner
[13:33] Sign
    Nue
    Corner
[13:33] Sign
    Nue
    Corner
[13:37] Professor
    That was the request.
[13:40] Professor
    Well, this is fascinating.
[13:42] Berry
    I'm so sorry.
[13:45] Professor
    The comments the museum has been
     getting are also quite interesting.
[13:49] Professor
    "This museum's got a fake,
    gross nue on display."
[13:54] Professor
    "I recommend not going."
[13:55] Professor
    "I thought I'd get to see a cute nue,
    but it was some nasty thing instead."
[14:00] Professor
    "Worst museum ever! Never going again."
[14:02] Professor
    "The nue here is grody."
[14:04] Sign
    "I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
[14:04] Sign
    No point in going."
[14:04] Sign
    "I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
[14:04] Sign
    No point in going."
[14:04] Professor
    "I was tricked into believing they
    had a nue. No point in going."
[14:07] Professor
    "The nue here is..."
[14:09] Berry
    I'm really sorry! We didn't
     think it'd turn out like this!
[14:14] Professor
    This museum only displays animals based
    off of scientifically accurate information.
[14:21] Professor
    My beloved nue is weeping in sorrow.
[14:29] Professor
    I'm sorry, but as things stand,
     I won't be paying you.
[14:36] Berry
    What do we do?
[14:38] Berry
    Isn't there some way to get
    rid of all that fake nue info?
[14:43] Hank
    Not after the way it blew up, no.
[14:47] Hack
    Nue-nue is fine, too.
[14:49] Berry
    We can't just ignore false information.
[14:53] Hack
    Why not?
[14:54] Berry
    What do you mean? Because it's not right.
[14:57] Berry
    And we won't get paid, either.
[14:59] Berry
    We need to make sure it's corrected.
[15:03] Madam
    I actually have the truth right here.
[15:05] Smiley
    Yep.
[15:07] Berry
    A book?! A real one?!
[15:10] Finn
    Remarkable.
[15:11] Finn
    It's positively ancient, too.
[15:14] Madam
    Oh? It seems we've dug up something
     even Finn isn't familiar with.
[15:20] Finn
    Where did you find it?
[15:21] Madam
    An old friend of mine let me have it.
[15:25] Hack
    Sniff sniff. Stinky!
[15:27] Madam
    That's the smell of old books.
[15:30] Madam
    That's an illustrated book with
    a lot of old knowledge in it.
[15:34] Hack
    It's super stinky!
[15:36] Smiley
    Still smells better than you.
[15:38] Hack
    Sniff sniff. So stinky!
[15:43] Madam
    Read that page, if you would.
[15:47] Sign
    Nue
[15:48] Berry
    "Nue: A fictional creature,
    passed down through oral tradition."
[15:52] Hank
    Wait, so as a species,
    the nue never actually existed?
[15:57] Berry
    Which would mean both the Decopedia nue
    and the one at the Neo Animal Museum
[16:02] Berry
    are based on false information?
[16:04] Madam
    I heard a line when Moses and I
     were searching through the reeds...
[16:08] Madam
    "The best way to get someone to believe
    a lie is to wrap it up in an obvious truth."
[16:15] Madam
    "You'll never find a more
     effective way than that."
[16:19] Berry
    Uh... What does it mean?
[16:21] Madam
    The truth can be a mistake,
    and a mistake can be the truth.
[16:25] Madam
    And a mistake is a mistake,
    and the truth is the truth.
[16:30] Berry
    Is there any chance the
    info in this book is wrong?
[16:33] Finn
    From what I'm seeing, I'd say it's much
    more likely that the Professor is wrong.
[16:38] Berry
    We'd better tell him the truth, then.
[16:40] Hack
    "Truth"?
[16:42] Berry
    Yeah. The truth that the nue isn't real.
[16:46] Hack
    "True" this, "false" that...
[16:49] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy, you're boring.
[16:52] Berry
    It's not about what's boring or not.
[16:55] Berry
    I wouldn't want someone believing
    something about me that wasn't true.
[16:59] Berry
    Wouldn't you feel the same way, Hack?
[17:03] Berry
    Well...
[17:04] Berry
    I guess, in your case, there's no
     info to be found, true or false.
[17:09] Finn
    Hack's info?
[17:10] Berry
    Oh, when I was looking at the records in
    the Customer Center, I took a peek at it.
[17:15] Berry
    There was no record of Hack's past at all.
[17:18] Hack
    Who said you could do that?!
[17:20] Hack
    Ragey-rage rage rage rage rage!
[17:25] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy, you're in the wrong!
[17:27] Berry
    I was just looking! And anyway, it said we
    were both dead, so I didn't find anything.
[17:33] Hack
    You're alive, nerdy-birdy!
[17:36] Hack
    Data says you're dead,
    but I see you living right now!
[17:40] Hack
    So the info's wrong!
[17:43] Hack
    Ya gotta look with your own
    eyes to find out what's true!
[17:48] Berry
    There are some truths
    you can't see for yourself!
[17:52] Berry
    Diary, I'm feeling awful.
[17:56] Berry
    What am I supposed to do?
[17:58] Berry
    Can it really be wrong
    to tell people the truth?
[18:04] Berry
    I dunno.
[18:06] Berry
    I dunno, but the Professor
    did want the truth, so...
[18:13] Berry
    This can't be wrong, can it?
[18:17] Professor
    I knew all along that the
     nue never really existed.
[18:21] Berry
    Wait, really?
[18:23] Professor
    Really.
[18:45] Berry
    What are you doing?
[18:47] Professor
    Inaccurate information must be erased.
[18:51] Berry
    Wait, you're gonna get rid of the nue?!
    Do you really have to go that far?
[18:55] Professor
    It's the policy of this museum to only
    display scientifically accurate animals.
[19:00] Professor
    It would be wrong to have a
     fictional creature on display.
[19:05] Berry
    But you said you loved your nue!
[19:08] Professor
    I have no need for false information.
[19:27] Berry
    All trace of the nue the

    Professor loved was gone.
[19:36] Berry
    Decopedia, show me the info for the nue.
[19:38] Search sign
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[19:40] Berry
    The listing for the nue on
    Decopedia was gone, too.
[19:44] Berry
    I think the page was probably a total
    mess of false information by the end.
[19:51] Berry
    The nue craze was over before you knew it,
    and replaced by something else.
[19:55] Berry
    No one even seemed to
    remember the nue anymore.
[19:58] Berry
    It was like it had never
    existed in the first place.
[20:03] Gal A
    It's all about the axolotl!
    I like 'em an axo-lot!
[20:09] Berry
    I don't know what's right
    or wrong about it all...
[20:14] Berry
    But I'm kind of sad that the nue
    seems to be gone completely.
[20:20] Berry
    Nue nue...
[20:26] Finn
    Did you apologize to Hack?
[20:29] Finn
    For looking up data you shouldn't have.
[20:32] Finn
    I think you should apologize.
[20:35] Berry
    Was it really that bad?
[20:37] Finn
    Yurei have pasts, too.
[20:41] Finn
    And everyone has things in their
    past they'd rather keep private.
[21:00] Berry
    Listen, Hack... I'm sorry about what I did.
[21:06] Berry
    What're you looking at?
[21:07] Hack
    Looked up nerdy-birdy's
    school data. Without asking!
[21:12] Hack
    You got an 8 in science?
    Nerdy-birdy's super dumb!
[21:15] Berry
    Don't—
[21:17] Berry
    Hack! Get back here!
[21:19] Hack
    Hey, a poem you had to write over
     summer vacation. Should be good!
[21:23] Berry
    Anything but that! It's my secret shame!
[21:24] Hack
    "Oh, Berry!"
[21:26] Hack
    "Wherefore art I Berry?"
[21:28] Berry
    Stop! Please! I'm begging you! Hack!
[21:42] Professor
    These are other creatures from
     the past: Nessie and the Yeti.
[21:43] Cover sign
    UFO & Alien Mysteries:
    Revealing the
    divine secrets behind
    humanity's origins!
[21:47] Professor
    These texts have eyewitness
     reports in them, too.
[21:50] Professor
    I was going to make them next...
[21:53] Professor
    But I don't think I will.
[21:55] Cover sign
    UFO & Alien Mysteries:
    Revealing the
    divine secrets behind
    humanity's origins!
[21:55] Professor
    I'd hate to have to get rid
    of something else I love.
[22:03] Smiley
    Ta-da!
[22:04] Smiley
    Here's our new client!

Season 1

E6 - Smiley and the Flying Lost One

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[00:01] Smiley
    What we got? What we got? What we got?
[00:03] Smiley
    What we got? What we got? What we... Huh?
[00:10] Doron
    Doron!
[00:14] Madam
    Everything I saw reflected in his eyes
[00:18] Madam
    taught me about the world
    I was still naïve about back then.
[00:24] Madam
    It was fate that we met.
[00:28] Madam
    People are like the moon.
[00:30] Madam
    We all have a dark side
    nobody else ever sees.
[02:08] Hank
    Where all the bad kids at?
SIGN    Smiley and the
    Flying Lost One
SIGN    Smiley and the
    Flying Lost One
SIGN    Smiley and the
    Flying Lost One
[02:13] Hank
    Found ya!
[02:15] Berry
    You got me!
[02:17] Hank
    You're it now, Berry.
[02:19] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy's a slowpoke.
[02:21] Berry
    Aw, we're still doing
    this hide-and-seek thing?
[02:24] Finn
    Testing is essential.
[02:26] Berry
    Can't you just test it yourself?
[02:29] Finn
    No. When building a world,
[02:32] Finn
    you need clinical objectivity to reinforce
    it where needed, not experience.
[02:35] Berry
    Seems like a waste to me, making something
     like this but never experiencing it.
[02:41] Finn
    Basing everything on a subjective
    experience leads to emotional fallacies,
[02:46] Finn
    which can in turn lead to bad judgment.
[02:50] Hank
    Real easy to sound cool when
     you're quotin' someone else.
[02:52] Finn
    Pipe down, Namahage Demon.
[02:54] Hack
    Everyone do the 'hage dance!
[02:56] Finn
    Can we please just resume the test already?
[02:59] Hank
    Well, if you think about it,
[03:01] Hank
    the objective Finn and the
    subjective Hack make the ultimate duo.
[03:07] Berry
    You really think so?
[03:09] Smiley
    Hey, detectives. Time for work.
[03:12] Smiley
    Ta-da!
[03:13] Smiley
    Here's our new client.
[03:16] Hank
    This is our client?
[03:18] Doron
    I am the general-purpose drone, Doron, yes.
[03:22] Berry
    Doron the drone, huh?
[03:24] Hack
    Zoom! Droney-droney-drone!
[03:26] Doron
    Although, frankly, I'm not sure if
     I actually like the name or not...
[03:31] Smiley
    Hey now!
[03:32] Smiley
    I gave it to you. You don't even
    remember your real one, you pile of junk.
[03:35] Doron
    For your information,
    I am not a pile of junk!
[03:38] Doron
    I believe a fault in my protocols is
    to blame for me losing my memories.
[03:41] Doron
    Which means I am malfunctioning, not junk!
[03:45] Berry
    So you've got, like, amnesia?
[03:47] Finn
    He's "lost," essentially.
    A case of a wandering AI drone.
[03:52] Hank
    Hey, she found you in a junkyard
     on the edge of town, right?
[03:56] Smiley
    He came flying at me from outta nowhere.
[03:59] Doron
    I am certain that my owner has
    been inconvenienced by losing me.
[04:03] Doron
    I ask that you find my owner for me.
[04:06] Hank
    So it's the owner that's
     inconvenienced, huh?
[04:08] Finn
    It should just be a case of checking
    your Customer Center registration.
[04:11] Finn
    Right, Watson?
[04:14] Smiley
    Except we couldn't find
     a registration number.
[04:16] Smiley
    Which makes this a job for
    the Yurei Detective Club.
[04:19] Berry
    No memories, no registration, and hunting
     for his owner without a single clue!
[04:25] Berry
    So Love-y!
[04:26] Finn
    Not interested.
[04:28] Hack
    No bingo.
[04:29] Hack
    Hey, Finn, let's keep doin'
     that thing from before!
[04:32] Finn
    I need to water the plants on the
    roof first, and you're helping.
[04:40] Hank
    Kinda weird to see you helping people
    out, Smiley. Or robots, in this case.
[04:46] Smiley
    I've never seen this model of drone before,
[04:48] Smiley
    so I figure the owner's
    gotta be rollin' in Love.
[04:51] Hank
    That makes sense.
[04:52] Hank
    Seems to have a few years on him, too.
[04:57] Hank
    Well, I'm in!
[04:58] Berry
    Yeah, me too!
[05:00] Doron
    I-I-I-I am ever so grateful.
[05:02] Doron
    Helping me like this... I can't
    thank you enough-nough-nough...
[05:07] Smiley
    You're shaking kind of a lot there.
     You sure you're not junk?
[05:11] Doron
    H-H-How r-rude!
[05:14] Berry
    Some kind of vibration function?
[05:16] Doron
    I-I th-think I-I'm j-j-just
    sh-shaking w-with g-g-gratitude...
[05:21] Berry
    You okay?
[05:22] Dorone
    Y-Y-Yes...
[05:26] Smiley
    Told ya he was junk.
[05:31] Hank
    Huh, you don't see this every day.
[05:33] Smiley
    Well?
[05:34] Berry
    Can you fix him?
[05:35] Berry
    Hey, there's some kind of number here.
[05:37] Hank
    Probably a production number.
[05:39] Hank
    Gotta say, the little dude's a lot more
    complex than you'd think from lookin' at him.
[05:44] Smiley
    I bet that means an even bigger Love payout.
[05:48] Hank
    Okay...
[05:50] Berry
    What are you doing?
[05:51] Hank
    Seeing what kinda data he has.
[05:53] Smiley
    Will you be able to read his memories?
[05:55] Hank
    Won't know until I take a look.
[05:58] Hank
    I can say this much, though...
[06:01] Hank
    We're looking at an illegal drone here.
[06:03] Smiley
    Love-y!
[06:07] Hank
    There.
[06:08] Hank
    All done!
[06:09] Berry
    Nice!
[06:11] Hank
    Okay, from the scope
    of these customizations,
[06:14] Hank
    it's fair to say this drone acted as
     its owner's proxy on the regular.
[06:18] Hank
    But the owner seems to have gone missing.
[06:21] Hank
    And the only clue left behind?
[06:23] Smiley
    Quit building the suspense.
[06:25] Hank
    Get a load of this.
[06:28] Smiley
    I have no idea what I'm looking at.
[06:30] Hank
    Exactly. It was made this way
    on purpose to keep it hidden.
[06:33] Hank
    Pretty patchy, too.
[06:35] Hank
    This is the one part I was able to restore.
[06:41] Berry
    "Zero is a lie."
[06:42] Berry
    "And everything that isn't zero is reality."
[06:45] Berry
    Phantom Zero!
[06:47] Smiley
    For real?
[06:48] Berry
    This is the one from the game, though.
[06:51] Smiley
    So who's the guy with Doron?
[06:54] Berry
    Hey, I know! If they're playing
    together, maybe that's his owner!
[06:59] Doron
    Hello!
[07:01] Doron
    What was I doing?
[07:03] Berry
    Great! You're all better. Now we
    can get to work on the investigation.
[07:08] Doron
    Is this my owner?
[07:11] Berry
    Well, he's in the picture with you.
[07:16] Doron
    His face isn't ringing any bells.
[07:17] Smiley
    See? Junk.
[07:19] Doron
    How rude! It's the repairs
    made to me that are junk!
[07:22] Hank
    Excuse me?!
[07:25] Finn
    I guess that should do it for today.
[07:27] Hack
    It was kinda like "Ungh"
    when I landed right at the end.
[07:31] Hack
    Could ya make it more like "Klak!"?
[07:33] Finn
    I see. Let me make the adjustments.
[07:36] Hack
    Found something.
[07:38] Hack
    What's this symbol?
[07:39] Finn
    Let me see.
[07:42] Finn
    Interesting.
[07:43] Finn
    Hack, I need you to go back in.
[07:45] Hack
    What for?
[07:47] Finn
    There's something I'd like to look up.
[07:49] Smiley
    This is a list of people who
    have reported lost hardware.
[07:53] Berry
    That's a lot to go through.
[07:55] Doron
    Is this really going to get us anywhere?
[07:58] Smiley
    Yeah, I mean, you're illegal in the first place,
    right? No way you'd get reported missing.
[08:05] Doron
    I'm i-i-illegal?! I-I had no idea!
[08:09] Berry
    Then, let's look up that production
     number on his circuit board.
[08:09] Doron
    But what is it about me that's illegal?
[08:12] Smiley
    Why?
[08:13] Doron
    Is my very existence a crime?!
[08:13] Berry
    I bet the parts he's made from are legal.
[08:16] Smiley
    Oh, I get it!
[08:17] Doron
    Oh dear, I'm illegal.
[08:21] Berry
    There. Everyone who has a legit
    drone has been excluded.
[08:24] Doron
    Then, my owner who we saw using the
    Deco must be one of the people left?
[08:30] Berry
    Yeah! Let's go through it together.
[08:32] Doron
    Thank you so much, Miss Berry.
[08:35] Smiley
    You really like to stick your nose
    into everyone's business, don't you?
[08:39] Berry
    Do I?
[08:41] Smiley
    I didn't say it was a bad thing.
[08:44] Berry
    Hey, I haven't seen the Madam
     lately. What's she up to?
[08:48] Smiley
    Guess she hasn't been in the mood to drop by.
[08:54] Berry
    Ah, he broke again.
[08:55] Smiley
    Give it a rest already,
    you flying junk heap.
[08:57] Doron
    How rude. Also, you're wrong.
[08:59] {Right column
    Paulie
[08:59] Names; left column
    Jon
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] Names; left column
    Kearney
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] Names; left column
    Roy
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] {Right column
    Amy
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] {Right column
    Dean
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] {Right column
    Jiro
[08:59] Names; left column
    Membership Number
[08:59] Doron
    Look here.
[09:01] Smiley
    One of them is registered to a... Kearney?
[09:03] Doron
    This person is my owner.
[09:06] Berry
    Now to run a search on
    his last known location...
SIGN    Kearney
SIGN    Kearney
[09:12] Smiley
    Wait, that's...
[09:13] Berry
    "Sunflower"?
[09:15] Berry
    It's an old folks' home.
[09:17] Berry
    I guess that's where he was using you.
[09:20] Doron
    In a place like that?
[09:23] Finn
    I see.
[09:24] Finn
    I take it you recovered
    that data from the drone?
[09:27] Hank
    The programming's on the older side.
     I'm having trouble loading it.
[09:31] Finn
    Not exactly. The code is simpler
    and more elegant than you realize.
[09:37] Hank
    You getting in on the case?
[09:42] Berry
    I'm back!
[09:43] Berry
    Huh?
[09:44] Berry
    Where's Smiley?
[09:46] Doron
    She said she had business to attend
    to and you can "take it from here."
[09:49] Berry
    Well, guess I'll have to, then.
[09:51] Berry
    Come on, Doron.
    Let's go see this Kearney guy.
[09:54] Doron
    Right!
[09:57] Sign
    Sunflower
[09:57] Sign
    Sunflower
[09:58] Doron
    Um...
[09:59] Berry
    What's wrong? You're finally gonna meet him.
[10:02] Doron
    If I'm illegal, perhaps I was
     meant to remain hidden?
[10:07] Doron
    Which makes me question if
     I should really just float on in there.
[10:10] Berry
    Don't worry about that.
[10:12] Berry
    Hank said you wouldn't be spec'd out the
    way you are if he didn't care about you.
[10:16] Berry
    So it'll be fine.
[10:20] Berry
    Okay, let's go meet your
    owner, Mr. Kearney.
[10:24] Doron
    Right. Please lead the way.
[10:27] Berry
    Excuse me. I'm with Fuzzy Deliveries.
    Is there a Mr. Kearney staying here?
[10:32] Robot
    What is the nature of your visit?
[10:34] Berry
    One of our drones made a delivery here the
    other day and there seems to have been a mix-up.
[10:39] Robot
    That's odd.
[10:41] Robot
    There's no one here by that
    name, including on the staff.
[10:45] Berry
    Maybe he used to be here, then?
[10:47] Robot
    He did not.
[10:48] Berry
    But I've got a record of
    this Deco being used here...
[10:53] Robot
    I'm sorry, but I need to verify
    your employee ID number.
[10:59] Berry
    Oh, uh...
[11:01] Berry
    Excuse me!
[11:05] Berry
    Huh? Where'd he go?
[11:09] Berry
    Hey, Doron!
[11:12] Berry
    Doron, wait up!
[11:14] Doron
    139573832...
[11:15] Berry
    What?
[11:17] Doron
    I recognize this place!
[11:19] Berry
    What do you mean?
[11:26] Berry
    Excuse me.
[11:29] Berry
    Oh, sorry, I mistook you for someone else.
[11:32] Smiley
    Hey, Berry.
[11:34] Berry
    Smiley?!
[11:35] Berry
    But what are you doing here?
[11:37] Smiley
    This is Grandma's room.
[11:38] Berry
    "Grandma's"?
[11:43] Smiley
    Grandma, you've got a guest.
[11:45] Madam
    Well, isn't this a rare treat!
[11:47] Berry
    Huh? Madam 44?!
[11:50] Madam
    Care for some melon?
[11:57] Berry
    Tastes Love-y!
[11:58] Madam
    I didn't expect a visit from you.
[12:00] Berry
    Madam.
[12:02] Berry
    You've met Doron before, haven't you?
[12:05] Berry
    Does that mean you know this Kearney guy?
[12:10] Madam
    Everything I saw reflected in his eyes...
[12:13] Madam
    taught me about the world
    I was still naïve about back then.
[12:20] Madam
    It was fate that we met.
[12:23] Madam
    He said it was his duty to create a world
    unlike anything anyone had seen before.
[12:29] Madam
    By his side, I could become a princess,
    a witch, a thief, or just about anything.
[12:36] Madam
    It was wonderful.
[12:38] Madam
    But during the revolution he instigated,
    he handed me his bag of tricks and vanished.
[12:47] Smiley
    I borrowed this from Grandma.
[12:49] Doron
    My owner's information!
[12:54] Security Drones
    Warning: Non-registered individuals
    must vacate the premises.
[12:57] Berry
    Crap, they're onto me!
[13:00] Berry
    For now, we need to run!
[13:03] Doron
    But the information about my owner—
[13:06] Security Drones
    Commencing removal of intruder.
[13:13] Doron
    This way!
[13:21] Berry
    Wow! How'd you know where to go?
[13:24] Doron
    It's not a memory exactly,
    but I feel like I've been here before.
[13:28] Berry
    Wait!
[13:32] Doron
    No! Miss Berry!
[13:34] Berry
    Doron!
[13:39] Smiley
    Grandma! Berry's in trouble!
[13:42] Madam
    You girls are such a handful.
[13:46] Madam
    I'm going to change!
[14:06] Berry
    Where'd this robot come from?!
[14:08] Madam
    Weren't you listening when
    I said I could become anything?
[14:12] Berry
    Madam!
[14:13] Madam
    So come on. Get over here.
[14:16] Berry
    This is super Love-y!
[14:18] Madam
    Hold on tight, my dear.
[14:24] Smiley
    Damn, Grandma.
[14:28] Madam
    Okay, we should be far enough away now.
[14:31] Madam
    Time for you to head back to the
     office. And about Smiley and me...
[14:36] Berry
    Your secret's safe with me.
[14:38] Madam
    Life's more fun with a
    few mysteries in it, right?
[14:42] Berry
    But can I ask you something?
[14:48] Berry
    Well... Were you and
    Kearney in a relationship?
[14:54] Berry
    Was he the reason you joined the
    Detective Club? In order to find him?
[15:00] Madam
    You're such a little romantic.
[15:03] Madam
    Hm, who can really say?
[15:06] Madam
    I've forgotten my reasons.
[15:08] Berry
    No way.
[15:10] Berry
    Then, were you lying before?
[15:12] Madam
    Lies shouldn't be wasted
     carelessly, my dear.
[15:16] Madam
    There's no telling when
    you'll need an important one.
[15:21] Berry
    Do you know where Doron's
    owner, Kearney, is?
[15:25] Berry
    Doron wants to see him.
[15:28] Madam
    I do, too.
[15:30] Berry
    Then...
[15:32] Madam
    You really do like poking that cute little
    nose into everyone's business, don't you?
[15:38] Madam
    I don't think that's a bad thing.
[15:41] Madam
    That's probably why little Hacky...
[15:43] Berry
    What about Hack?
[15:44] Madam
    That child's heart used to be locked up tight
    and everyone was treated with suspicion.
[15:51] Madam
    But since meeting you, something's changed.
[15:55] Madam
    I think I understand why.
[15:58] Berry
    Um... Well...
[16:00] Madam
    Right, then.
[16:02] Madam
    There is one thing I can tell you.
[16:06] Madam
    You can have more than your fair
    share of sorrow all on your lonesome,
[16:11] Madam
    but to truly experience joy?
[16:15] Madam
    You need the help of others for that.
    That's why I joined you all.
[16:21] Madam
    Okay, I'm heading back now.
[16:24] Madam
    Oh, and tell that little cutie...
[16:27] Madam
    that I appreciated his visit.
[16:30] Madam
    I'll see you back at the agency.
[16:33] Madam
    See you later.
[16:35] Madam
    The moon is beautiful tonight.
[16:39] Berry
    Hank!
[16:40] Berry
    It's bad! Doron's hurt!
[16:43] Hank
    Man, he really took a whooping.
[16:46] Hank
    So how'd the hunt for his owner go?
[16:48] Berry
    Well, I found a few leads...
[16:51] Berry
    But we still don't know where Kearney is.
[16:55] Finn
    I'm going to connect his circuit
    board directly to the SOS.
[16:58] Berry
    Huh? But why?
[17:01] Hack
    We'll world up and get
    our hack on, nerdy-birdy!
[17:03] Finn
    Examining his restored data brought
    something interesting to light.
[17:07] Berry
    Wait, you two said you
    weren't interested...
[17:10] Hack
    Put a sock in it, nerdy-birdy.
[17:12] Berry
    Thank you, Finn! Hack!
[17:14] Hack
    And tera!
[17:19] Doron
    Where are we?
[17:21] Berry
    It's the Hyperverse.
[17:23] Berry
    We're going to reinitialize
    your programming from here.
[17:27] Doron
    But how?
[17:28] Hack
    Open sesame!
[17:32] Hack
    Here we go!
[17:34] 0-N Zero
    Now, let us begin.
[17:36] 0-N Zero
    My puzzle is a mystifying one...
[17:39] 0-N Zero
    But there is no puzzle
    that cannot be solved.
[17:43] 0-N Zero
    You needn't worry on that score.
[17:46] Berry
    That's Phantom Zero!
[17:47] 0-N Zero
    Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
     capable of doing things no one else can.
[17:57] Hack
    What a zappy light show!
[17:59] 0-N Zero
    Begone, interlopers!
[18:02] Finn
    Be careful. He's a security block
    intended to erase the contact logs.
[18:07] Berry
    What's going on here? Is this a game?
[18:09] Hack
    Damn right it is, nerdy-birdy!
[18:11] Finn
    This "game" was created from
    the core of Zero Nation's systems.
[18:15] Finn
    Hack, you need to find out who this person is.
[18:18] Hack
    I. Love. Ai!
[18:20] Doron
    This way, you two!
[18:27] Hack
    How'd you know?
[18:29] Berry
    It's laid out like the garden
     at the old folks' home.
[18:31] Doron
    Correct.
[18:32] Hack
    Nice one, flying junk heap!
[18:36] 0-N Zero
    Where have they gone?
[18:39] Hack
    Dash...
[18:59] Hack
    Got yer mask!
[19:04] Doron
    Mr. Hackitt!
[19:06] Finn
    So it really was Hackitt.
[19:07] Berry
    Huh? Who's Hackitt?
[19:09] Doron
    Mr. Hackitt!
[19:11] 0-N Zero
    I am Phantom Zero.
[19:14] Berry
    Doron!
[19:19] Hack
    Grabbed everythin' we needed!
[19:21] Berry
    That's what you were after?
[19:21] SIGN
    Items
[19:21] SIGN
    Phantom Zero Parameters
[19:21] SIGN
    Phantom
    Zero
[19:24] Finn
    Right. It's the key to
    learning about Hackitt.
[19:26] Berry
    And Hackitt is...
[19:28] Doron
    The world-building genius
[19:31] Doron
    and legendary architectural
    designer, Kearney.
[19:34] Doron
    When he worked as a Hyperverse game
     designer, he went by the name "Hackitt."
[19:41] Finn
    He was the one who said:
[19:43] Finn
    "When building a world, you need clinical
    objectivity to reinforce it where needed."
[19:47] Berry
    Wait, does that mean Hackitt is...
[19:50] Finn
    Right. I consider myself a student of his.
[19:54] Berry
    And he made the Phantom Zero game?
[19:56] Doron
    That's correct.
[19:58] Doron
    I remember everything now,
    thanks to your collective efforts.
[20:03] Berry
    I see. So he designed that old folks' home, too.
[20:08] Berry
    Which is why you knew
    how it was laid out, Doron.
[20:12] Finn
    And the greatest game he ever
    created was Phantom Zero Nation.
[20:17] Hank
    Huh. Pretty cool.
[20:19] Hank
    But that means this has nothing
    to do with the real Phantom Zero.
[20:24] Berry
    So if you remember everything now,
    where is Hackitt... I mean, Mr. Kearney?
[20:30] Berry
    He's not...
[20:33] Doron
    Sadly, he is.
[20:35] Doron
    But I was able to restore
    my most precious memories.
[20:40] Doron
    And he did not abandon me.
[20:45] Berry
    I see!
[20:47] Doron
    Yes.
[20:49] Doron
    Detective Club, you have my thanks.
[20:53] Smiley
    Yeah, it looks like you're about done here.
[20:57] Smiley
    Which means there's no
    Love to go around, is there?
[21:02] Doron
    Miss Smiley.
[21:03] Doron
    Miss Berry.
[21:05] Doron
    I have one last thing to ask of you.
[21:13] Smiley
    Grandma?
[21:21] Hank
    Hey. Guess it was a wild goose chase, huh?
[21:24] Finn
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[21:26] Finn
    Right, Watson?
[21:29] Finn
    I examined the mask Hack
     stole in the Hyperverse.
[21:33] Finn
    The death of legendary designer, Kearney,
     AKA Hackitt, seems rather suspicious.
[21:37] Hank
    This is a Center surveillance record.
[21:40] Hank
    You think they got rid of him?
[21:42] Finn
    He knew something.
[21:44] Hank
    For real?
[21:46] Finn
    There's a chance that his drone coming to us
     was his way of delivering a dying message.
[21:53] Hank
    C'mon, man, you sound paranoid.
[21:56] Hank
    Finn?
[21:57] Finn
    The name "Hackitt" sounds
    like "hack it" for a reason.
[22:02] Hank
    Sure, but what's your point?
[22:05] Finn
    My point is... we're going to expose the truth.

Season 1

E7 - The Inhuman Cart

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[00:02] Hank
    Look out, look out, baby.
[00:09] Hank
    That fell from the sky, right?
[00:15] Hank
    Maybe a pair of peacocks
    hit it off up in the clouds.
[01:58] Hack
    Bored.
[01:59] Berry
    Wish we had a case...
SIGN    The Inhuman Cart
SIGN    The Inhuman Cart
SIGN    The Inhuman Cart
[02:01] Hack
    Mister Kitty-cat!
[02:07] Berry
    What's he doing?
[02:10] Old Timer 1
    I'm telling you, the mystery
    cart sells tonkotsu ramen.
[02:14] Old Timer 2
    Well, I heard it sold soy sauce flavor.
[02:18] Berry
    What're you talking about?
[02:19] Old timer 1
    Missy, you haven't heard
    about the mystery cart?
[02:23] Berry
    "Mystery" cart?
[02:25] Old Timer 2
    Damn right! It's this mystery ramen
    cart nobody knows how to find.
[02:31] Old Timer 2
    Even so, rumors of it have spread
    like wildfire and it's now legendary.
[02:34] Berry
    Why does everyone think it's so good if
    they can't find it and haven't eaten there?
[02:38] Old Timer 1
    Well, some folks have eaten there before.
[02:42] Old Timer 1
    A friend of a friend of mine
    managed to get some of that ramen.
[02:46] Old Timer 1
    He said the way the rich tonkotsu
    broth mixed with the thin noodles
[02:49] Old Timer 1
    made it the best bowl he'd ever had.
[02:52] Old Timer 2
    Nah, see, my friend said it was thick, super
     silky noodles served with juicy roast pork
[02:59] Old Timer 2
    in a glorious soy-based clear
    soup that gets its supreme flavor
[03:02] Old Timer 2
    from the dried sardines used as stock.
[03:05] Hack
    I heard it was Blue Hawaii ramen.
[03:07] Old Timers 1 & 2
    There's no way!
[03:09] Berry
    You know about it, Hack?
[03:11] Hack
    Just a rumor from long, long ago,
    from somewhere around here.
[03:15] Berry
    And what're you doing, Watson?
[03:19] Berry
    Huh? Hey, where are you going?
[03:21] Hack
    Let's bail and follow Kitty-cat!
[03:23] Berry
    Ah, wait up!
[03:25] Townsperson 1
    The ramen cart from the rumors?
[03:27] Townsperson 1
    Of course I've heard of it.
[03:28] Townsperson 1
    My friend's grandpa says he wants
    to eat there again before he dies.
[03:36] Townsperson 2
    Yeah, I've heard of it. They serve
    Blue Hawaii ramen there, right?
[03:41] Townsperson 3
    A mystery cart? You mean
    the killer ramen place?
[03:45] Townsperson 3
    A friend of a friend of mine ate there,
[03:47] Townsperson 3
    and had a fever for three days after.
     Thought they were gonna die.
[03:51] Townsperson 3
    Said something about the owner
    being an AI who hates humans
[03:55] Townsperson 3
    and wants to wipe us all out with ramen.
[03:58] Townsperson 3
    Nuts or what?
[03:59] Berry
    Are you investigating
    the ramen cart rumors?
[04:04] Search field find
    Searching
[04:04] Search field find
    Ramen cart rumors
[04:04] Banner ad sign
    Win a 2000 Love
    gift!
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Budget
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Dinner
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Lunch
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    No Minimum
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    No Maximum
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Area
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    District
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Reservations
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Delivery
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Genre
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Help
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Refine
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Special Deco Dining Room (Includes Booths)
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    All you can drink (2 hours+)
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Takeout
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Delivery
[04:04] Navigation bar signs
    Android-Run
[04:06] Berry
    Wow, it's true. There's no info at all on it.
[04:10] Berry
    Is there really a place to eat
    that isn't listed on Deco-Gourmet?
[04:13] Hank
    Well, this place only really
     exists as word of mouth.
[04:18] Hank
    I've heard about this
     legendary ramen myself.
[04:21] Smiley
    Me too.
[04:23] Smiley
    But it's probably just rumors, right?
[04:25] Berry
    How did you find out about it, Watson?
[04:28] Finn
    He apparently collects rumors.
[04:31] Finn
    Isn't that right?
[04:36] Berry
    Oh, here.
[04:45] Berry
    What's this?
[04:47] Finn
    The rumors Watson has collected.
[04:51] Finn
    "The proprietress of the bar in District 16
    is having an affair with a younger man"?
[04:58] Hank
    "A boy from a Japanese confectionery is
    dating a girl from a cake shop," huh?
[05:05] Smiley
    This is hilarious! There's a
    theory that Madam 44's dead!
[05:08] Madam
    Well, that certainly is a ridiculous rumor.
[05:11] Berry
    "Smiley suspected of lying about her age.
    Despite appearances, she's actually 50!"
[05:15] Berry
    What?!
[05:17] Berry
    "The son of a local family is
     apparently up to some real bad stuff."
[05:20] Berry
    "A local mother is apparently brainwashed."
[05:24] Berry
    "Someone apparently went to the moon once."
[05:26] Berry
    "That moon trip is apparently a lie."
[05:30] Berry
    And you like collecting these, Watson?
[05:33] Berry
    You gonna look into all these rumors?
[05:36] Hack
    Shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey...
[05:37] Berry
    Only the mystery ramen cart?
[05:40] Berry
    Why?
[05:41] Hank
    "A wonder lasts but nine days."
[05:44] Hank
    Most of the time, rumors are
    here today, gone tomorrow.
[05:47] Hank
    But people have been talking about
    this ramen cart since I was a kid.
[05:52] Hank
    Watson's probably interested 'cause
     this rumor's survived longer than most.
[05:56] Sign
    I also want
    to eat some
     ramen
[05:57] Berry
    "I also want to eat some ramen."
[06:02] Berry
    I get ya. Who wouldn't want to eat ramen
     that's the cause of so many rumors?
[06:06] Berry
    Whaddaya say to the Yurei Detective Club
     hunting down this mystery ramen cart?
[06:12] Berry
    You're not interested in ramen
    that's so good, it fuels a mystery?
[06:15] Hack
    Rumors are just rumors.
[06:18] Hack
    Until I see it with this
    right here, it ain't real.
[06:22] Smiley
    I'll pass, too.
[06:24] Smiley
    Can't get any Love from rumors.
     Not a big fan of that.
[06:27] Madam
    I don't really like ramen.
[06:30] Finn
    I'm busy.
[06:31] Hank
    Sorry, kid.
[06:34] Hack
    There, there, there...
[06:36] Berry
    Fine! We'll look for it by ourselves.
[06:39] Berry
    And eat this ramen
    everyone's talking about.
[06:42] Berry
    I'll start by talking to these "friends of
    friends" who supposedly ate this ramen.
[06:49] Berry
    What about you, Watson?
[06:53] Berry
    "I'll head to where the
    most rumors are found."
[06:56] Berry
    Okay. Then, let's split up
    and start gathering intel.
[07:02] Old Timer 4
    You wanna talk to my friend?
[07:05] Old Timer 4
    Well, he works in the shop over there.
[07:08] Friend 1
    Huh? You wanna talk to the person
    who ate at the mystery cart?
[07:11] Friend 1
    I don't mind, but...
[07:12] Friend 2
    Look, I wasn't the one who actually went
    there. I just heard about it from a friend.
[07:17] Friend 2
    You wanna talk to her?
[07:19] Friend 3
    I heard about it from a friend, too.
[07:22] Friend 4
    I mean, I only heard about it
     from a friend of a friend.
[07:25] Friend 4
    Hm? You wanna talk to them?
[07:27] Friend 4
    I don't really remember...
[07:29] Friend 4
    Gimme a sec. I might still have the message.
[07:37] Berry
    Excuse me.
[07:38] Berry
    I heard from Johnny that you've
    been to the mystery cart before...
[07:46] Berry
    Or did you also hear about
    it from a friend of a friend?
[07:53] Berry
    Sorry for bothering you.
[07:55] Gramps
    I have.
[07:57] Berry
    You've been to the mystery cart?!
[08:00] Gramps
    I have.
[08:01] Berry
    Really?!
[08:03] Gramps
    I have.
[08:04] Berry
    Where can I find this mystery cart?
[08:06] Gramps
    Mark Twain.
[08:09] Berry
    "Mark Twain"?
[08:10] Berry
    What district is that? Where can I find it?
[08:14] Gramps
    The heavens.
[08:25] Berry
    Diary, all I've learned is things people hear
    from a friend of a friend are 100% untrue.
[08:34] Berry
    How'd it go?
[08:38] Berry
    What is it?
[08:45] Hack
    Upchuck!
[08:50] Berry
    A map?
[08:51] Hack
    Kitty barf!
[08:53] Hack
    More barf?
[08:56] Berry
    So you went to a hospital waiting
    room that's a hub for rumors,
[09:00] Berry
    and after listening to
    rumors there all day,
[09:03] Berry
    you found someone who got injured
    while looking for the mystery cart,
[09:06] Berry
    and got him to draw you a map?
[09:09] Berry
    That's awesome!
[09:11] Berry
    Okay, let's-a go find this mystery cart!
[09:18] Berry
    Why are you tagging along, Hack?
    I thought you didn't believe in rumors.
[09:23] Hack
    Wanna see Kitty-cat do more new stuff!
[09:27] Hack
    Kitty-cat, transform!
[09:29] Berry
    I doubt it works like that.
[09:33] Berry
    It's a dead end. Are we going the right way?
[09:38] Berry
    You kidding me? Then, the mystery cart...
[09:42] Berry
    ...is down here?
[09:48] Berry
    It's so dark, I can barely see.
[09:52] Berry
    There's a ramen cart down here?
[09:57] Berry
    That's Love-y!
[09:58] Hack
    Lighty-bright!
[09:59] Hack
    Mister Flash!
[10:01] Berry
    You're just full of surprises, Watson!
[10:29] Hack
    Hungry...
[10:30] Berry
    I've got cookies. You want one?
[10:34] Hack
    Don't want.
[10:35] Berry
    I thought you were hungry?
[10:37] Hack
    Gonna eat ramen.
[10:38] Berry
    Huh? I thought you didn't
    believe in the mystery cart.
[10:43] Hack
    Don't believe in rumors.
[10:45] Hack
    But I wanna eat ramen.
[10:47] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy wouldn't shut up about
    ramen and now it's all my mouth wants!
[10:51] Berry
    What the heck?
[10:52] Hack
    My mouth's all ramen-y!
[11:06] Berry
    What is this place? Where are we?
[11:15] Berry
    There's no location data?
[11:16] Sign
    Unable to obtain location data
[11:16] Sign
    Retry
[11:26] Berry
    Is that...
[11:27] Sign
    Ramen
[11:31] Sign
    Ramen
[11:33] Sign
    Ramen
[11:36] Berry
    Do you serve ramen here?
[11:39] AI Owner
    Yes.
[11:40] Berry/Hack
    All right!
[11:42] AI Owner
    Welcome.
[11:45] Berry
    The rumors were true after all.
[11:47] Hack
    Ramen, ramen, ramen!
[11:52] AI Owner
    What led you all to believe
    the rumors and come this far?
[11:59] Berry
    We wanted some ramen!
[12:01] AI Owner
    Is that really all?
[12:02] AI Owner
    Did you believe the rumor and come
    this far solely due to hunger?
[12:08] AI Owner
    That was your only reason
    for believing the rumor
[12:11] AI Owner
    and braving the harsh path here?
[12:14] Hack
    Ramen, ramen, ramen!
[12:17] Berry
    Ah, three bowls of ramen, please.
[12:19] AI Owner
    Coming up!
[12:20] Berry
    Are you an AI?
[12:22] AI Owner
    Yes.
[12:23] Berry
    What is this place?
[12:25] Berry
    We tried looking it up,
    but the map wasn't working...
[12:28] AI Owner
    This place isn't listed on the map.
[12:32] AI Owner
    Because I built it.
[12:35] Berry
    You built this place?
[12:37] Berry
    What do you mean? You can do that?
[12:41] AI Owner
    I was originally an engineering AI
    involved in urban development.
[12:47] AI Owner
    Constructing a place like this is easier
    for me than making delicious ramen.
[12:54] AI Owner
    Here you are.
[12:57] Berry
    Thanks for the food!
[12:57] Hack
    Mine now!
[13:08] Berry
    It's great!
[13:09] Berry
    The soy sauce flavor rumors were true.
[13:12] Berry
    There were others about tonkotsu
     ramen and miso flavor, but...
[13:16] Berry
    There was no concrete
    info about this place.
[13:18] Berry
    How is it there's no mention
     of it anywhere online?
[13:21] AI Owner
    Because I am thorough in removing it.
[13:25] AI Owner
    I delete any reference to this
    place the moment it goes online.
[13:29] AI Owner
    Including this conversation
    we are having right now.
[13:33] Berry
    Seriously?
[13:33] AI Owner
    Seriously.
[13:34] Berry
    But why?
[13:36] AI Owner
    I am investigating the systems by
     which humans believe in rumors.
[13:40] Berry
    The systems for believing in rumors?
[13:42] AI Owner
    Rumors are neither fact nor fiction.
    They are simply rumors.
[13:47] AI Owner
    But the people who find their way here are
    often upset or disappointed that the ramen
[13:53] AI Owner
    isn't what they believed it was.
[13:55] AI Owner
    What is it that leads them to have
    such faith in these ephemeral rumors?
[13:59] AI Owner
    I am fascinated by the systems
    that lead them to think in this way.
[14:03] Hack
    More!
[14:04] AI Owner
    Coming up!
[14:05] Berry
    Why would you look into that?
[14:08] AI Owner
    Humans sometimes believe things they
    can rationally tell are completely untrue.
[14:15] AI Owner
    I have studied humans for many years now,
[14:18] AI Owner
    yet I remain unable to fully answer the
     question of why they believe in rumors.
[14:25] Berry
    How long are we talking?
[14:27] AI Owner
    It began with the founding of this
     data-managed city, Tom Sawyer.
[14:32] Berry
    That's super long ago!
[14:35] AI Owner
    It is. And in spite of that,
    I have yet to obtain an answer.
[14:40] AI Owner
    Why do you believe in rumors?
[14:43] Berry
    I don't exactly believe in them, but...
[14:46] AI Owner
    But?
[14:47] Berry
    Probably 'cause it's fun?
[14:49] AI Owner
    Fun?
[14:50] Berry
    Watson collects rumors,
    and he does it because it's fun.
[14:55] Berry
    Right?
[14:57] AI
    It's... fun?
[14:58] Berry
    Doesn't make sense, right?
[15:00] Berry
    I thought the same at first, but...
[15:02] Berry
    I started having fun while
    we were looking for this cart.
[15:06] Berry
    "Is it real? If it is, what kind
     of ramen does it serve?"
[15:10] Berry
    Imagining that kinda stuff was fun, y'know?
[15:13] Berry
    Oh, by the way, my name's Berry.
[15:16] Berry
    This is Hack and Watson.
[15:18] Berry
    We're detectives with
    the Yurei Detective Club.
[15:21] Berry
    What's your name?
[15:23] AI Owner
    Why?
[15:25] AI Owner
    I've never had a human give away so
    much personal information before,
[15:29] AI Owner
    much less ask me for my own.
[15:32] Berry
    Seriously?
[15:33] AI Owner
    Seriously. So why?
[15:35] Berry
    Well, the ramen's yummy, so I'd like to
    come again. And I'd like to see you again.
[15:40] AI Owner
    Me?
[15:41] AI Owner
    But why?
[15:44] Berry
    Because this has been fun!
[15:47] Hack
    More!
[15:48] Berry
    Me too!
[15:49] AI Owner
    Coming up!
[15:51] AI Owner
    My name is Analytica.
[15:53] Berry
    Well, Analytica, what was it
    like being an urban development AI?
[15:58] AI Owner
    I created Mark Twain.
[16:01] Berry
    "Mark Twain"?
[16:10] Hack
    It's glitchy-witchy!
[16:11] Berry
    The Zero Phenomenon?!
[16:16] Berry
    We're in the Hyperverse!
[16:18] Hack
    Get out here, glitchy-witchy!
[16:26] Berry
    Shoot.
[16:27] Hack
    Here it comes!
[16:28] Berry
    But...
[16:30] Berry
    Analytica!
[16:32] Hack
    Sorti-exit!
[16:33] Berry
    Right. We need to find the exit.
[16:35] Hack
    Where's it at?
[16:36] Berry
    How do we get outta here?
[16:43] Berry
    Phantom Zero!
[16:49] Hack
    You wanna play?
[16:51] Hack
    Well, I want more of
    your glitchy-witchy data.
[16:55] Hack
    Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa! Zetta! Yotta—
[17:02] Berry
    We need to run!
[17:16] Berry
    Down here?
[17:20] Berry
    What about you, Watson?
[17:25] Hack
    Kitty-cat's doing more new stuff!
[17:27] Berry
    He really is like a cat!
[17:38] Berry
    We'd better find the exit.
[17:50] Hack
    Hey, glitchy-witchy! Zoom!
[17:57] Berry
    Seriously impressive.
[17:59] Hack
    Zoom, zoom!
[18:17] Hack
    More glitchy-witchy data for me.
[18:25] Berry
    Aw, shoot.
[18:36] Hack
    Kitty-cat!
[18:40] Hack
    Zoom, zoom, zoom!
[18:48] Berry
    Jeez!
[18:49] Berry
    Hack, can't you find
    the exit like last time?
[18:53] Berry
    How do we get outta here?!
[18:55] AI Owner
    Coming up...
[18:57] AI Owner
    Exit...
[18:59] AI Owner
    The exit... is here...
[19:01] AI Owner
    Unlocking... now.
[19:05] Berry
    How'd you do that?
[19:08] AI Owner
    I am Analytica, an engineering AI
     created to build Mark Twain.
[19:17] AI Owner
    I... built it... all...
[19:23] Berry
    Analytica!
[19:24] AI Owner
    Order up...
[19:33] Hack
    Zoom!
[19:52] Berry
    Hack.
[19:53] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy!
[20:02] Hack
    Gimme my data!
[20:06] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy, you data thief!
[20:10] Berry
    What was that just now?
[20:22] Berry
    Ow.
[20:32] Berry
    Diary, the mystery cart really
    did exist, but now that it's gone,
[20:39] Berry
    I guess it really is nothing
    more than a rumor.
[20:40] Hack
    Stupid glitchy-witchy!
[20:47] Hank
    Say what?
[20:48] Hank
    So you really did find the mystery cart?
[20:51] Berry
    It was really good!
[20:53] Berry/Hack
    Right?!
[20:55] Smiley
    And you ran into the Zero
    Phenomenon, too? Unbelievable.
[20:59] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy snatched my data!
[21:01] Finn
    Your data?
[21:03] Hack
    Stinkin' data thief!
[21:05] Hank
    So this cart that wasn't
    on any map is gone now?
[21:09] Berry
    Yeah, there's nothing left.
[21:12] Madam
    What kind of AI was the owner?
[21:15] Hack
    Anaconda.
[21:16] Berry
    It was Analytica.
[21:18] Berry
    He said he was an engineering AI
    made to build a Mark something...
[21:25] Berry
    Mark Twain, maybe?
[21:28] Hack
    That glitchy-witchy's got me double ragin'!
[21:30] Hack
    Next time, I'm gonna get double revenge!
[21:31] Berry
    Well, anyway...
[21:33] Berry
    At least we got to eat some ramen.
[21:35] Berry
    And it was the best I've ever had.
[21:37] Berry/Hack
    Right?!
[21:38] Smiley
    Okay, that's super annoying, so stop.
[21:43] Diary headline
    The mystery cart really did exist!
[21:44] Berry
    What I learned from looking for the
    mystery cart is the ramen was made
[21:49] Berry
    by a mysterious AI named Analytica,
[21:51] Berry
    and Watson's got a lot more
    going on than meets the eye.
[21:56] Berry
    But I'm sure there's still a
    whole lot that I don't know.

Season 1

E8 - Reach For the Heavens!

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[00:16] Berry
    Ow.
[00:19] Berry
    Even sleeping, Hack's a total handful.
[00:25] Berry
    Is someone in the office?
[00:31] Berry
    Finn?
[00:33] Berry
    What's he doing at this hour?
[00:38] Berry
    He looks super serious.
[00:41] Berry
    Probably shouldn't bother him.
[00:50] Finn
    Mark Twain...
[02:25] Hank
    The sea.
[02:27] Hank
    My sea.
[02:29] Berry
    Good morning, diary!
SIGN    Reach For
    The Heavens!
SIGN    Reach For
    The Heavens!
SIGN    Reach For
    The Heavens!
[02:31] Berry
    The ocean's really something.
[02:35] Berry
    Hey, is that your boat, Hank?
[02:38] Berry
    The "River Queen," huh?
[02:40] Hank
    Nah, it's not that one. It's this one.
[02:43] Hank
    The scourge of the seven
    seas: the SS McDougal!
[02:48] Berry
    Oh, uh...
[02:50] Berry
    It's cute.
[02:51] Hank
    Ain't she though? She's my baby.
[02:55] Berry
    The first part of Hank's
    job is collecting junk.
[02:58] Berry
    Sometimes, he dredges up stuff from
    the sea floor, and sells it in his store.
[03:05] Hank
    That oughta do it.
[03:07] Hank
    Thanks for the help, Berry.
[03:09] Berry
    No sweat! You should take me
    on your next salvage job, too.
[03:12] Hank
    Sounds good!
[03:15] Hank
    Hey! Pudd'nhead!
[03:17] Hank
    That son of a...
[03:21] Hank
    Wil!
[03:22] Will
    Oh crap, it's Hank!
[03:24] Berry
    Who's this?
[03:25] Hank
    This is Wilson, the gambling fool
    everybody calls Pudd'nhead.
[03:29] Will
    See ya!
[03:34] Hank
    C'mon, Wil. How about you hand
    over the Love you owe me first?
[03:38] Wilson
    I don't have enough right now.
[03:41] Wilson
    I do have a hot tip, though.
[03:43] Wilson
    Will you let me off with that instead?
[03:45] Berry
    Is it treasure that's sunk
    to the bottom of the sea?
[03:48] Wilson
    Uh, not the sea, no...
[03:51] Wilson
    Try the sky.
[03:54] Wilson
    The Customer Center told
     everyone around these parts
[03:57] Wilson
    that this area's gonna be
    off-limits the day after tomorrow.
[03:57] Sign
    Uh-oh*!
[04:01] Wilson
    Which means they're coming down from
    their tower and getting up to something.
[04:06] Berry
    Sounds Love-y! I wonder what it is.
[04:08] Wilson
    Turns out, there's gonna be
    treasure flying down from the sky.
[04:14] Wilson
    Now, according to what I heard,
[04:16] Wilson
    it's gonna be an ancient model of
    satellite that's past its service lifetime.
[04:20] Berry
    Love-y! But what's a satellite?
[04:23] Hank
    It's like a star made out of junk.
[04:25] Wilson
    I've got a good idea where
    it's gonna crash down, too.
[04:28] Wilson
    So if you manage to get your hands on it...
[04:32] Hank
    It could be worth a lot, yeah.
[04:35] Wilson
    How about it? Just between the three of us.
[04:38] Hank
    It's a hot tip all right.
[04:40] Berry
    Treasure falling from the sky...
[04:42] Sign
    Uh-oh
!
[04:47] Finn
    How are things going, "Hackitt"?
[04:50] Hack
    This place is giga-nasty.
[04:55] Hack
    Thrills and chills!
[05:03] Hack
    Looking like this, though... It's a raggy-drag.
[05:06] Finn
    Deal with it.
[05:08] Finn
    Thanks to Madam...
[05:10] Finn
    
...we now know about Kearney's alt account.
[05:13] Finn
    By logging in as Hackitt,
    you can trick the system.
[05:17] Finn
    Kearney's disappearance is linked to*
    Phantom Zero and the Zero Phenomenon.
[05:25] Finn
    The same phenomenon that erased
    the AI you encountered, Analytica.
[05:31] Finn
    I believe Kearney, the designer behind
    the Phantom Zero Nation game...
[05:37] Finn
    ...was investigating the same mystery we are.
[05:42] Smiley
    Wow, glitzy. Bet ya could
    make a ton of Love from it.
[05:45] Finn
    The Zero Phenomenon, Phantom Zero,
[05:48] Finn
    and an AI who built the foundation of
    the system that administers this city...
[05:53] Hack
    Open sesame!
[06:01] Finn
    It's all connected. And when we
    get close enough, they'll appear...
[06:14] Hack
    Gulp! Glitchy-witchy?!
[06:19] Hack
    Huh? Frozen?
[06:21] Hack
    Don't spook me!
[06:23] Finn
    It's a reproduction
    created from stored data.
[06:25] Finn
    This is the same Phantom Zero you and
    Berry saw during the phenomenon, correct?
[06:30] Hack
    Yeah, man! The glitchy-witchy!
[06:34] Smiley
    Looks paranormal.
[06:36] Finn
    So Kearney did encounter
    Phantom Zero before he disappeared.
[06:42] Finn
    Analytica and Kearney...
[06:44] Finn
    They both got too close to
     the truth, then vanished.
[06:48] Finn
    No, they were disposed of.
[06:50] Smiley
    Okay, that's freaky.
[06:53] Finn
    But if we can figure out who's behind this,
    we'll find a way to Mark Twain.
[06:57] Finn
    Take all the hidden data you can.
[07:00] Hack
    I. Love. Ai!
[07:06] Hack
    Huh?
[07:07] Hack
    It's copy-protected.
[07:09] Finn
    Impressive, Kearney.
[07:11] Finn
    But there should be a way to
    disable the protection. Find it.
[07:15] Hack
    Understood!
[07:16] Smiley
    Hey, Finn, I happen to know
    someone else who knew Kearney...
[07:20] Finn
    What?
[07:21] Smiley
    All it'll cost you is some Love.
[07:26] Madam
    You can't rely solely on what you can see.
[07:29] Madam
    Especially when your imagination
    seems to be misaligned.
[07:32] Finn
    I'm not sure I follow.
[07:34] Madam
    You'll have to do the rest of the
    searching yourself. Good day.
[07:44] Hack
    Huh? Weird.
[07:51] Hack
    This one's fine.
[07:54] Finn
    A mirror with no reflection? I see.
[07:57] Finn
    Okay, take a closer look.
[08:02] Hack
    All right! Nailed it!
[08:05] Finn
    The room inside the mirror is
    where the data's actually stored.
[08:14] Hack
    Mine now!
[08:17] Smiley
    What's with the card?
[08:22] Finn
    An ID card that allows access to the
    Angel Fish Club, a special search engine.
[08:27] Smiley
    So it's, like, a members-only deal?
[08:29] Finn
    Right.
[08:30] Finn
    And with access, we can find things the
    Customer Center would rather keep hidden.
[08:35] Hank
    Got something you can use to test it out.
[08:38] Hack
    What's up, nerdy-birdy?
[08:40] Berry
    Treasure's gonna fall from the sky.
[08:43] Finn
    No time like the present.
[08:53] Finn
    I've got the results.
[08:55] Finn
    It seems your fisherman
    friend was right, Hank.
[08:58] Hank
    A satellite! We're about
    to get Love-rich quick!
[09:01] Finn
    That's not all.
[09:03] Finn
    The satellite has a core with records
[09:06] Finn
    on a variety of experiments the
    Customer Center has been running.
[09:11] Finn
    Uh-oh*!
[09:11] Finn
    Uh-oh
!
[09:11] Finn
    Uh-oh
!
[09:11] Finn
    Uh-oh
!
[09:12] Finn
    Uh-oh
!
[09:13] Finn
    A capsule containing the core will be
    ejected before the satellite crashes down.
[09:17] Finn
    The Customer Center has declared this
    area off-limits so they can collect it.
[09:19] Finn
    Uh-oh
!
[09:23] Finn
    Which means this capsule
    likely contains valuable data.
[09:27] Berry
    So it might have stuff about Phantom Zero?
[09:30] Smiley
    And the Zero Phenomenon?
[09:32] Finn
    Right.
[09:33] Hack
    So we're gonna go nab it!
[09:35] Hank
    That works out nice.
[09:36] Hank
    You guys focus on grabbing the capsule.
     I'll be satisfied just collecting the scrap.
[09:41] Finn
    Then, let's get to work.
[09:43] Detective Club
    Right!
[09:45] Berry
    And so, our plan to catch*
    the capsule got underway.
[09:50] Berry
    Gotta figure out where it's coming down,
    then get there before the Customer Center.
[09:57] Finn
    Hack and I will feed the Customer
    Center false information beforehand.
[10:02] Hack
    Send 'em on a loosey-goose chase.
[10:04] Berry
    We're counting on you.
[10:05] Hack
    Gonna be a cinch.
[10:07] Berry
    What're you making?
[10:09] Hank
    A glove.
[10:10] Hank
    I mean, this is gonna be the
    biggest pop fly anyone's ever caught.
[10:22] Finn
    I see.
[10:24] Finn
    A terminal disguised with
     information camouflage.
[10:27] Finn
    A veritable ticket to heaven.
[10:33] Berry
    Huh? You spending the night in here again?
[10:37] Berry
    You were here the night before last, too.
[10:39] Finn
    The night before last?
[10:41] Finn
    Oh, I suppose I was.
[10:43] Berry
    So are you looking up
    stuff about the capsule?
[10:46] Finn
    No. It's not important. Different case.
[10:49] Berry
    Oh, okay.
[10:52] Berry
    Finn's acting kinda weird.
[10:57] Hank
    Now this is perfect weather for a ball game!
[11:01] Berry
    We need to practice if
    we wanna get the "catch" right.
[11:03] Smiley
    Hey!
[11:05] Berry
    Which is why we arranged for some help.
[11:07] Doron
    This certainly looks like fun.
[11:10] Berry
    It's been a while! You been okay, Doron?
[11:13] Doron
    Yes, and I'm still grateful for everything
    the Yurei Detective Club did for me.
[11:19] Smiley
    I called him up. Perfect choice for helping
     us catch crap out of the sky, right?
[11:24] Doron
    After hearing what we'd be doing,
    I contacted a few associates of mine.
[11:29] Doron
    Meet my fellow lost drones.
[11:33] Hack
    Beep boop, beep boop.
[11:36] Berry
    Nice to meet you!
[11:37] Doron
    So how should we begin?
[11:40] Smiley
    This is a test run for catching a capsule
    that's gonna be falling out of the sky.
[11:43] Smiley
    So drop this from up high.
[11:45] Doron
    Understood. But how exactly will you
     be catching something like that?
[11:51] Doron
    It sounds dangerous.
[11:53] Smiley
    You don't need to worry about that.
[11:55] Berry
    That's a point. Who's gonna
     actually be catching it?
[11:57] Smiley
    Here she comes.
[12:00] Madam
    Good afternoon, all.
[12:20] Smiley
    Let's get started.
[12:21] Madam
    Okay!
[12:23] Doron
    Doron Pass!
[12:27] Hack
    Incoming!
[12:28] Berry
    Left a little!
[12:33] Smiley
    Next!
[12:40] Smiley
    Next!
[12:43] Smiley
    Next!
[12:45] Smiley
    Next!
[12:50] Madam
    All right...
[12:55] Madam
    Just call me the "Catcher in the Sky"!
[12:58] Berry
    Nice catch!
[13:00] Hack
    You gotcha-got it!
[13:02] Berry
    High five!
[13:04] Berry
    Something about all of us working
    together towards one goal...
[13:08] Berry
    It's so Love-y, diary!
[13:10] Smiley
    Let's keep it up! Next!
[13:13] Madam
    I'm on it!
[13:17] Berry
    Tomorrow's the big day.
[13:20] Berry
    I was wondering...
[13:21] Hank
    What's up?
[13:23] Berry
    I think Finn's hiding something from us.
[13:27] Hank
    Sounds about right.
[13:28] Hank
    Whole time I've known him,
    he's never been what you'd call "open."
[13:33] Hank
    We met at my old shop.
[13:37] Finn
    Is that a machine for
    constructing Hyperverse spaces?
[13:40] Hank
    Yeah. Someone asked me to do some repairs.
[13:43] Hank
    You come by here a lot lately.
[13:46] Finn
    Am I too conspicuous?
[13:47] Hank
    A little. Since you're always alone.
[13:50] Finn
    The harder one strives for righteousness,
     the lonelier their path becomes.
[13:54] Hank
    Is that right? You looking
    for anything in particular?
[13:58] Finn
    Would you be able to put together a
    highly customized rig for world-building?
[14:02] Hank
    Highly customized? Hm, I don't see why not.
[14:06] Finn
    I'll also need an interface that
    lets me operate it without a Deco.
[14:10] Hank
    No Deco at all? Seems like kind of a pain, man.
[14:15] Finn
    If it can't be done, I'll go ask elsewhere.
[14:17] Hank
    Whoa, hold up!
[14:19] Hank
    Could be a fun puzzle.
[14:23] Finn
    Then, please build it. I can get
    you as much Love as you need.
[14:27] Berry
    Come to think of it, why
    doesn't Finn ever use a Deco?
[14:32] Hank
    It's not that he doesn't. He can't.
[14:35] Hank
    He gets Deco-sick.
[14:38] Hank
    Using one does a number on his inner
    ear and he gets real shaky as a result.
[14:44] Berry
    And he can build such awesome
     Hyperverse worlds, too...
[14:49] Hank
    Yeah. He's stuck looking at the
    worlds he makes from the outside.
[14:56] Berry
    Why's Finn so interested in Phantom
     Zero and the Zero Phenomenon?
[15:01] Hank
    Well, he wants to clear your
    name, of course. Hack's, too.
[15:04] Hank
    Nah, can't be that.
[15:06] Berry
    Yeah, I don't think so, either.
[15:12] Berry
    Phantom Zero...
[15:16] Berry
    Hack told me this case had
    been going on since forever.
[15:20] Berry
    Even the first time we met,
    Hack was doing a job for Finn...
[15:24] Hack
    Sleepyhead!
[15:26] Berry
    ...investigating the Zero Phenomenon.
[15:29] Hank
    Play ball!
[15:32] Berry
    But why?
[15:38] Hack
    Hey, nerdy-birdy!
[15:40] Hack
    We're shipping out, too.
[15:47] Berry
    We're all working together on
    this one. The plan's pretty simple.
[15:51] Berry
    We're gonna collect the capsule,
    and Hank's gonna collect the junk.
[15:55] Berry
    Each boat heads to the estimated
    coordinates of the splashdowns.
[16:02] Berry
    Meanwhile, Hack sends the fake info
    about the expected coordinates
[16:06] Berry
    that Finn cooked up to the Customer Center.
[16:10] Berry
    Then, once Smiley and I spot the falling
    capsule, we give Madam the signal.
[16:17] Berry
    Still nothing?
[16:24] Berry
    There it is!
[16:25] Hack
    Oh, yeah!
[16:26] Berry
    More that way!
[16:27] Smiley
    Go, go!
[16:29] Madam
    Looks like it's my turn.
[16:31] Madam
    This is nerve-wracking.
[16:32] Madam
    I haven't felt this tense since
     my very first secret tryst.
[16:36] Madam
    I can feel my heart pounding.
[16:39] Smiley
    You gonna be okay?
[16:40] Madam
    Oh, yes. I haven't felt this young in ages!
[16:46] Berry
    We're almost there, Hack.
[16:48] Hack
    I got ya, nerdy-birdy!
[16:50] Madam
    Here it comes.
[16:55] Madam
    Catcher in the Sky!
[17:08] Hank
    Dammit, Wil, you pudd'nhead.
[17:10] Hank
    I thought it was "just between us."
    How many people did you tell?
[17:15] Hank
    Well? Any sign of the treasure?
[17:24] Hank
    Was that the capsule?
[17:25] Berry
    We did it!
[17:27] Berry
    That was a nice catch!
[17:33] Madam
    Yeah!
[17:35] Finn
    Well done. Now, don't get caught.
[17:38] Hack
    Time to make waves!
[17:43] Berry
    We did it, diary!
    The plan went without a hitch!
[17:47] Berry
    The Detective Club has never felt more
    like a team than right now! It's Love-y!
[17:53] Hank
    Man, that satellite's nowhere to be seen.
[17:58] Finn
    But we did get the capsule.
[18:00] Hank
    Yeah.
[18:01] Hank
    So you gonna kiss the sky now?
[18:04] Finn
    That's the plan.
[18:11] Hack
    Gobble, gobble, gobble!
[18:13] Hack
    So good!
[18:15] Berry
    Finn really is a Love-y cook!
[18:17] Hank
    Again with the cilantro...
[18:19] Madam
    Having a meal that's overflowing with
     nature every once in a while is nice.
[18:24] Smiley
    Yeah, it's not bad.
[18:26] Hank
    That satellite never did show up...
[18:30] Hank
    You all did a great job, though.
[18:32] Berry
    Yeah. It was really exciting.
[18:35] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy was weaky-weak!
[18:38] Berry
    Well, who wouldn't be nervous?
[18:39] Madam
    I thought it was a piece of cake.
[18:42] Smiley
    Huh? Didn't you mention nerves?
    And how it was like a "secret tryst"?
[18:45] Madam
    Pipe down.
[18:49] Finn
    Everyone. I need to speak with you.
[18:52] Berry
    So how'd it go?
[18:54] Berry
    Well... we worked hard
    to obtain the capsule, but...
[18:58] Hack
    So what's the deal, Finn?
[19:00] Berry
    What's wrong?
[19:02] Finn
    I couldn't learn anything from it.
[19:03] Berry
    Why not? We managed to catch it.
[19:07] Finn
    Unfortunately, the data
    with the records is damaged.
[19:10] Smiley
    Say what?!
[19:10] Berry
    Aw!
[19:12] Hack
    What the heck?
[19:13] Hank
    I see.
[19:15] Smiley
    More wasted effort!
[19:17] Madam
    It is what it is.
[19:19] Madam
    I think I'll be heading home now.
[19:22] Smiley
    I'll walk you there.
[19:23] Hack
    Crazy waste.
[19:31] Berry
    Hack. Can I borrow you for a sec?
[19:44] Hack
    Wha—
[19:46] Hack
    Finn!
[19:48] Finn
    You guys...
[19:50] Finn
    How long have you been there?
[19:51] Hack
    That's the capsule, isn't it?
[19:54] Hank
    Looks like the data's loadin' fine.
[19:57] Berry
    You said it was broken.
[20:00] Smiley
    What's the big idea?
[20:01] Berry
    Why'd you lie?
[20:03] Hack
    Lie?
[20:05] Hack
    You just messed up, right?!
[20:07] Finn
    This has nothing to do with you all.
[20:09] Berry
    We're all members of this Detective
     Club! It has plenty to do with us!
[20:13] Madam
    Were you examining it on your
    own with Kearney's card?
[20:20] Smiley
    Whoa, hang on. That's seriously messed up.
[20:23] Hank
    Man, you knew all along the capsule was
    comin' down but not the satellite, didn't you?
[20:30] Finn
    I did.
[20:31] Hank
    I've had about enough
    of you being secretive.
[20:33] Hack
    What is this, Finn?
[20:36] Hack
    Why're you keeping all
    these dumb secrets?!
[20:38] Berry
    I thought we were a club. Aren't we friends?
[20:42] Finn
    Friends?
[20:44] Finn
    We're not friends. We're not anything.
[20:48] Finn
    We're just a bunch of outcasts
    who have nowhere else to go.
[20:53] Berry
    Outcasts?
[20:55] Berry
    What are you talking about?!
    We've done plenty of stuff together!
[20:58] Berry
    Just 'cause you got what you're after
    doesn't mean you have to be a jerk!
[21:02] Berry
    You're making it sound like...
    from the very beginning...
[21:07] Finn
    Yes. I was using you. You've
    been nothing but pawns all along.
[21:12] Hank
    Pawns, huh? Yup, sounds like you.
[21:16] Hank
    I put together the SOS.
[21:18] Hank
    Watson and the Madam were for intel.
[21:21] Hank
    And Hack and Berry were doing the footwork
    in the Hyperverse, since you can't use a Deco.
[21:31] Finn
    I've exploited you all in
    pursuit of my agenda.
[21:37] Finn
    And I don't need you anymore.
[21:41] Hack
    The glitchy-witchy!
[21:42] Hack
    You just gonna forget
    about the glitchy-witchy?!
[21:45] Finn
    The identity of Phantom Zero?
[21:48] Finn
    That was just part of my
    pretense for recruiting you.
[21:51] Finn
    I couldn't care less.
[22:00] Hack
    Liar...
[22:02] Finn
    You've done admirable work.
[22:05] Finn
    But this detective club is dissolved.

Season 1

E9 - Burning Brand

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[00:01] Finn
    Long ago, in a faraway place,
    there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.
[00:07] Finn
    Since the giant could
    only rest its eyes in turn,
[00:11] Finn
    it had never slept a wink in its entire life.
[00:16] Finn
    Because the giant would
    spend the whole day watching,
[00:19] Finn
    able to see everything and
    everywhere, and learning all,
[00:23] Finn
    the people gave it the responsibility
     of looking after the world.
[00:28] Finn
    The giant was glad to be of service.
[00:33] Finn
    Under the watchful eye of the giant,
    the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.
[00:38] Finn
    One day, the giant witnessed
    someone doing something treacherous,
[00:42] Finn
    and informed the people about it.
[00:45] Finn
    However, after incurring the wrath
    of not just the traitor but everyone,
[00:50] Finn
    the giant was killed.
[00:55] Finn
    The people had come to fear
     this giant who never slept.
[00:59] Finn
    Existing beyond time, and out of reach,
[01:02] Finn
    this giant that was able to see everything
    that happened, no matter where or when,
[01:06] Finn
    had become an object of fear.
[01:09] Finn
    But in time, people took pity on the
     giant, and turned its hundred eyes
[01:12] Finn
    into the pattern on the feathers
     of the beautiful peacock.
[01:18] Finn
    And so, the giant that had never known
     rest became the feathers of the peacock,
[01:24] Finn
    and was able to sleep at long last.
[01:28] Finn
    The end.
[01:30] Kids
    Finn!
[03:07] Kids
    Finn!
SIGN    Burning Brand
SIGN    Burning Brand
SIGN    Burning Brand
[03:08] Kids
    Can you fix this Deco?
[03:10] Finn
    Let me see it.
[03:12] Kids
    The picture's all messed up.
    I can barely see anything.
[03:15] Finn
    Yeah. Looks like it's a hardware issue.
[03:17] Kids
    Can you fix it?
[03:19] Finn
    I just need the parts.
[03:20] Kids
    Really?
[03:21] Finn
    Let's go find them!
[03:22] Kids
    Yeah!
[03:35] Finn
    Hey...
[03:36] Kids
    Yeah?
[03:37] Finn
    Is it me or is there more trash now?
[03:39] Kids
    Well, sure. People are always
     generating new trash.
[03:42] Finn
    Yeah, but it's supposed to get processed
    at the Waste Management Facility.
[03:47] Kids
    Who cares? Let's find
    those parts for the Deco.
[03:50] Kids
    Once it's working, I won't
     have to look at all this trash.
[03:58] Uncle
    Food's ready, people!
[03:58] Cousin
    Please! I'm begging you!
[04:00] Uncle
    It's gapao rice with extra cilantro today.
[04:00] Sis
    Okay, but not now.
[04:01] Cousin
    Aw, c'mon.
[04:03] Sis
    Sorry!
[04:04] Grandpa
    Finn? What's wrong?
[04:06] Sis
    Deco-sickness. He fixed a Deco for
    one of the kids in the neighborhood.
[04:10] Uncle
    Again?
[04:11] Uncle
    You know you get sick using those
    things. Keep your face out of them.
[04:16] Cousin
    I'll make sure Finn's
    food doesn't go to waste!
[04:18] Finn
    I can eat!
[04:19] Sis
    Hey! Go wash your hands first!
[04:21] Grandma
    Ugh, there's that weird smell again.
[04:25] Grandma
    These idiot neighbors of ours
    keep grilling fish, I swear.
[04:30] Bro
    Hey, I'm back.
[04:31] Finn
    Bro!
[04:32] Finn
    Welcome back!
[04:33] Sis
    How was it in town?
[04:36] Bro
    Slip your Decos on.
[04:38] Cousin
    Oh, hey! You've got five more Love!
[04:40] Sis
    How'd you manage that?
[04:42] Bro
    Seems you can win Love at some vending
    machines in town when you buy a drink.
[04:48] Bro
    Some idiot didn't realize that
    and didn't redeem his prize.
[04:53] Bro
    So I swooped in and scooped
    up the Love he'd left behind.
[04:57] Finn
    Let me borrow your Deco! I wanna see!
[04:59] Sis
    You've got Deco-sickness, remember?
    Do you want to have to lie down again?
[05:04] Bro
    Oh, yeah. I actually got
    something for you, Finn.
[05:06] Finn
    What is it? What is it?
[05:07] Cousin
    Huh? Why only for Finn?
[05:10] Bro
    You said your Deco-sickness has
     been really bad lately, right?
[05:14] Bro
    Turns out, there's a model you can
    use even if you usually get sick.
[05:18] Finn
    Wow!
[05:19] Cousin
    No fair! I want one, too!
[05:22] Bro
    Ta-da!
[05:28] Cousin
    Good for you, Finn.
[05:30] Bro
    It's not as intense, so you
    should have less trouble using it.
[05:34] Bro
    You'll even be able to
    go into the Hyperverse.
[05:37] Bro
    What do you think?
[05:40] Bro
    Huh? What's wrong?
[05:42] Finn
    Just would've been nice if the design
     was a little... cooler, that's all.
[05:47] Bro
    Hey, if you don't want it...
[05:49] Bro
    I can give it to someone else.
[05:50] Finn
    Ah! I do want it! I do!
[05:54] Finn
    Thanks!
[05:55] Bro
    It looks good on you.
[05:58] Finn
    Wow, you really have more Love!
[06:01] Bro
    Right? All because some
     dumbass left his behind.
[06:04] Grandpa
    Who's the dumbass in this?!
[06:06] Grandpa
    Love can't fill an empty stomach.
    We don't need it down here!
[06:12] Bro
    This again?
[06:13] Grandpa
    Let the folks in the city living under the
    Customer Center's thumb obsess over Love.
[06:21] Grandpa
    We live how we want in these parts
     because we have real freedom.
[06:26] Grandpa
    We can get by just fine without Love.
[06:30] Finn
    Grandpa!
[06:31] Finn
    You okay?
[06:33] Grandpa
    Yes... Yes, I'm all right.
[06:35] Bro
    Grandpa, it's not like the old days anymore.
[06:39] Bro
    The system the Customer Center built is the
    "ultimate in liberalism." Might as well enjoy it!
[06:46] Bro
    That means Love is
     approval. Love is value.
[06:48] Bro
    And who wouldn't wanna show off
    that their value's increased?
[06:53] Grandpa
    Grow a cilantro plant to maturity, then take
     the seeds, plant them, and grow another.
[06:59] Grandpa
    Then you'll have more cilantro to eat.
[07:03] Grandpa
    Cilantro you can taste is better than
    Love you can't see. Right, Finn?
[07:09] Bro
    Oh, come to think of it!
[07:11] Bro
    Phantom Zero showed up in the city again!
[07:13] Finn
    No way! Where?! Awesome!
[07:16] Cousin
    You really do love Phantom Zero, don't ya, Finn?
[07:19] Finn
    I mean, he resets everything to zero!
[07:21] Finn
    It's so cool!
[07:25] Finn
    Please respond! Please respond!
[07:27] Finn
    This is Finn! I've found
    Phantom Zero's secret hideout!
[07:31] Finn
    I'm going in!
[07:37] Finn
    Elusive and enigmatic!
[07:39] Finn
    Phantom Zero is here!
[07:42] Finn
    I'm gonna reduce all your Love to zero!
[07:44] Finn
    Zero Beam!
[07:46] Finn
    Pew pew pew pew pew!
[07:48] Finn
    Zero Punch! Zero Chop! Zero Chop!
[07:51] Finn
    Zero Kick!
[08:01] Finn
    So this is what's inside the
    waste management building...
[08:06] Finn
    What's that smell?
[08:24] Finn
    This stuff's so old, the purification
     system's stopped working.
[08:30] Finn
    That's it!
[08:32] Finn
    That's why so much untreated
    trash is showing up in town.
[08:39] Finn
    Maybe that's why...
[08:43] Uncle
    Finn! Time to eat!
[08:45] Uncle
    Finn!
[08:49] Finn
    I was right.
[08:52] Bro
    What's up, Finn? You still awake?
[08:55] Finn
    I figured it out, Bro!
[08:57] Finn
    There's an issue with the purification
    system, and it's causing pollution!
[09:02] Aniki
    Check it out, Finn.
[09:03] Aniki
    I got another Love.
[09:06] Aniki
    Pretty sweet, right?
[09:08] Finn
    Yeah.
[09:09] Finn
    Anyway, the pollution is
    causing all kinds of diseases,
[09:12] Finn
    and I think that's why certain
    people develop Deco-sickness.
[09:16] Aniki
    Oh, yeah?
[09:17] Finn
    Yeah!
[09:18] Finn
    We've gotta get them to
    fix the purification system.
[09:21] Finn
    Then maybe everyone
    will start to feel better...
[09:35] Finn
    I have something to report about
    the Waste Management Facility.
[09:39] Receptionist
    You are not recognized.
[09:41] Finn
    This is the data I've put together.
[09:44] Sign
    Increasing Numbers of Patients
    with Persistent Conditions
[09:44] Sign
    Regarding
    Atmospheric Contaminants
[09:44] Sign
    Types of Contaminants
[09:44] Sign
    Asthma
[09:44] Sign
    Bronchitis
[09:44] Sign
    Allergies
[09:44] Sign
    Flickering
[09:44] Sign
    Vision
[09:44] Sign
    Sore Throats
[09:44] Sign
    Exhaustion
[09:44] Sign
    More and more people with delicate constitutions
[09:45] Receptionist
    Malfunctioning systems in the
    Waste Management Facility
[09:48] Receptionist
    are causing a rise in cases of
    Deco-sickness and respiratory conditions...
[09:54] Receptionist
    I am unable to find your identification.
[09:57] Receptionist
    Please enter your ID within
     the next ten seconds.
[10:02] Receptionist
    If we are unable to verify your login,
    you will be flagged as an unauthorized user.
[10:07] Finn
    If nothing changes... people won't be able...
    to live in that part of town anymore.
[10:15] Finn
    Please... fix it quickly.
[10:22] Sis
    I thought you could use it
     even with Deco-sickness.
[10:25] Finn
    Not for long periods, I guess.
[10:29] Sis
    Come on, sit down.
[10:31] Finn
    Are you okay?
[10:40] Finn
    They're here!
[10:49] Crowds
    What's this about?
[10:50] Investigator A
    We're with the Customer Center's
     Loss Management Service.
[10:53] Investigator A
    Unauthorized software accessed the
    Customer Center from this area.
[10:59] Investigator A
    Unregistered devices are illegal.
    Please surrender any such devices now.
[11:03] Finn
    Wait a second. I was the
    one who used that program!
[11:07] Finn
    The purification system
    for this area is broken.
[11:10] Finn
    I was trying to report how the resulting
    pollution was causing Deco-sickness.
[11:15] Finn
    I showed them the data!
[11:16] Investigator A
    Any data given was unverified and has
    been deleted as illegitimate information.
[11:23] Finn
    No way.
[11:25] Finn
    Then, come see inside the building with me!
[11:27] Investigator A
    The Customer Center assures
    a safe existence for all.
[11:31] Cousin
    No!
[11:36] Investigator B
    Got some illicit Love here.
[11:39] Investigator B
    Confiscating now.
[11:41] Aniki
    Hey, cut it out! That's my Love!
[11:53] Neighbor 1
    I dunno...
[11:54] Neighbor 2
    Seriously?
[11:58] Neighbor 1
    I hear Finn sold us out.
[12:01] Neighbor 3
    He made a bogus claim about a busted
    facility to get the Customer Center here
[12:07] Neighbor 3
    so they could snatch black-market Decos
     from anyone caught wearin' em.
[12:10] Neighbor 4
    Explains a lot.
[12:12] Neighbor 4
    I was wonderin' where his bro
    was gettin' all that Love lately.
[12:16] Neighbor 1
    They're snitchin' on us to the Customer
    Center and hoggin' the Love for themselves.
[12:21] Neighbor 2
    Scumbags.
[12:24] Signs
    Die
[12:24] Signs
    Traitor
[12:24] Signs
    Get Out
[12:24] Signs
    Dumbass
[12:24] Signs
    Shameless
[12:26] Grandpa
    We've found a hospital that'll take me.
[12:30] Grandpa
    I'm gonna be staying there...
[12:34] Grandpa
    Look after yourselves.
[12:39] Grandpa
    Finn.
[12:41] Grandpa
    That's for you.
[12:44] Grandpa
    Take good care of it.
[12:52] Finn
    If they'd just fixed the system,
    Grandpa could've stayed with us...
[12:56] Aniki
    Give it a rest already.
[12:59] Finn
    But my Deco-sickness,
     the landslides of trash,
[13:03] Finn
    our laundry stinking,
    and Grandpa's coughing
[13:06] Finn
    are all down to the
    purification system being broken!
[13:09] Finn
    It's true!
[13:11] Finn
    I wasn't able to explain it to them
    before because of my Deco-sickness.
[13:16] Finn
    If I just try again—
[13:17] Bro
    Give it a damn rest!
[13:23] Bro
    It doesn't matter what the
    truth is! Don't you get that?!
[13:27] Bro
    I've had enough!
[13:29] Bro
    Why are you making things harder for us?!
[13:33] Finn
    No one wants to see their family get sick!
[13:37] Bro
    "Family"?
[13:39] Bro
    You seriously think we're a family?
[13:45] Bro
    We're not family. We're not anything!
[13:48] Bro
    We're just a bunch of outcasts
    who have nowhere else to go!
[13:57] Neighbors
    Liar!
[14:02] Bro
    This is all your fault.
[14:04] Bro
    Get out! Leave this neighborhood now!
[14:22] Finn
    "The Customer Center assures
    a safe existence for all," huh?
[14:31] Finn
    One day, I swear...
[14:38] Berry
    Finn...
[14:41] Hank
    Damn.
[14:43] Hank
    So that's what he went through, huh?
[14:47] Hank
    Maybe he was after the
    capsule to figure out
[14:49] Hank
    the truth behind what was
    happening in his neighborhood.
[14:52] Berry
    Even so, why would he
    keep that secret from us?
[14:56] Smiley
    Is that Finn's account?
[14:59] Hack
    As if Finn the Fool could
    keep me out of anythin'.
[15:04] Hank
    Huh? He's been looking up
    a lot of stuff about this area.
[15:09] Madam
    Perhaps home really is
    where the heart lies.
[15:13] Berry
    You think this is where Finn grew up?
[15:16] Smiley
    Sure seems like it to me.
[15:19] Hack
    That stupid jerk!
[15:20] Hack
    He's not getting away!
[15:39] Signs
    Traitor
[15:39] Signs
    Get Out
[15:39] Signs
    Dumbass
[15:43] Kid
    Big bro!
[15:44] Big Brother
    Hey! What's up?
[15:45] Kids
    Over here!
[15:46] Kids
    Sounds good! Where we goin'?
[15:48] Kids
    I found something good!
[15:48] Kids
    Hurry, hurry!
[15:50] Kids
    What is it?
[15:51] Kids
    Hang on, I'm coming.
[15:59] Smiley
    You're sure this is the place?
[16:02] Hank
    He's got nowhere else to go.
[16:04] Hank
    Finn's bound to have gone
    back to where he grew up.
[16:07] Berry
    Let's split up and find him.
[16:16] Hank
    Well? Did ya find him?
[16:18] Berry
    Nope.
[16:19] Smiley
    Same here. Zero leads.
[16:22] Berry
    You see him?
[16:27] Berry
    That's...
[16:43] Hack
    What are you doing?
[16:48] Finn
    You guys... Why are you all here?
[16:51] Berry
    They still haven't fixed it?
[16:54] Berry
    It's even worse than when you were a kid.
[16:57] Finn
    I guess you know everything now.
[16:59] Finn
    It's an invasion of privacy
    to pry into someone's past.
[17:03] Berry
    Well, you wouldn't tell us anything!
[17:06] Berry
    Why'd you run off without saying a word?
[17:10] Berry
    We might be able to help!
[17:14] Finn
    No, you can't.
[17:15] Finn
    This is my problem.
    You're not involved in this.
[17:20] Finn
    Please leave.
[17:41] Hack
    There's plenty we can do that
    you can't! Ya think we can't?!
[17:47] Hack
    "Not involved"? Screw that!
[17:49] Hack
    We ate together, slept under the
     same roof, and got up together!
[17:52] Hack
    Ate together! Slept under
    the same roof! Ate together!
[17:55] Hack
    Life has "involved" you
    a lot for a long time now!
[17:57] Hack
    Your problems involve us big time!
[18:00] Hack
    And you're involved big
    time in our problems, too!
[18:03] Hack
    That's just how it is!
[18:05] Hack
    You can't bail on us after all that, stupid!
[18:09] Hack
    Y'know what we are?!
[18:10] Hack
    We're a bunch of outcasts with
    nowhere else to go who came together...
[18:15] Hack
    And became a family!
[18:20] Hank
    Come on, man. Is there any problem
    out there we can't solve together?
[18:26] Berry
    You seriously shouldn't underestimate us.
[18:29] Smiley
    Who do you think you're dealing with?
[18:32] Madam
    We're the Yurei Detective Club.
[18:34] Madam
    And we can solve your case,
    whatever it may be!
[18:38] Hack
    We'll even give you a family discount, Finn.
[18:50] Finn
    You are so stupid.
[18:53] Hack
    "Elusive and enigmatic!
    Phantom Zero is here!"
[18:57] Hack
    He did that when he was by himself.
[19:02] Hack
    "I'm gonna reduce all your Love to zero!"
[19:04] Hack
    "Zero Beam!"
[19:05] Hack
    "Pew pew pew pew pew!"
[19:06] Hack
    "Zero Punch! Zero Chop! Zero Chop!"
[19:09] Hack
    "Zero Kick!"
[19:10] Finn
    Hey, stop that!
[19:13] Finn
    Hey!
[19:15] Finn
    I said stop already!
[19:18] Finn
    Hack, Berry, Pup, move all
     that debris out of the way.
[19:21] Hack
    Check it out, Pup! Zero Love Kick!
[19:21] Berry
    We're on it!
[19:23] Finn
    Smiley, Hank, will you be
    able to restore the power?
[19:27] Hank
    I think we can manage it.
[19:28] Smiley
    We got this!
[19:30] Finn
    Watson, I need some light.
[19:35] Finn
    Hey! Stop screwing around.
[19:38] Hack
    Finn the Stick-in-the-Mud.
[19:41] Finn
    If you've got time to run your
    mouth, do some work instead.
[19:44] Berry
    He's back to his usual bossy self.
[19:48] Finn
    If we can use the data I recovered
    from the capsule to reset the system...
[19:54] Finn
    That should start it
    purifying normally again.
[20:00] Hank
    Seriously?
[20:01] Berry
    What is it?
[20:04] Finn
    You all right?
[20:06] Hack
    Starving...
[20:09] Berry
    Huh? The system can't be reset?
[20:12] Hank
    Well, it's technically possible, but...
[20:16] Hank
    It'll end up resetting all the
    Love in the downtown area.
[20:20] Berry
    You mean...
[20:20] Hack
    Gobble, gobble, gobble.
[20:21] Hank
    It means everyone who lives
    here will have zero Love.
[20:26] Townsperson 5
    What's that meant to mean?
[20:28] Townsperson 5
    What do you mean we'll have zero Love?
[20:31] Townsperson 5
    Explain yourself.
[20:32] Finn
    It's what it sounds like.
[20:34] Finn
    Everyone who lives here
    will end up with zero Love.
[20:39] Townspeople
    What's all this?
[20:40] Townspeople
    What's he mean?
[20:42] Finn
    We're here to repair the
    purification system for this town.
[20:47] Finn
    Even as we speak, the trash continues
    to spread and the pollution gets worse.
[20:51] Finn
    If nothing's done, it won't be habitable.
[20:53] Townspeople
    What a load of crap!
[20:54] Finn
    If you need proof, look at how many more
    people get Deco-sick now than in the past.
[21:00] Finn
    If we reset the system, you'll lose your Love,
    but you won't have to worry about the trash.
[21:05] Townsperson 5
    If you wear a Deco, you don't
    even have to see the trash!
[21:08] Townspeople
    That's right!
[21:10] Finn
    Don't you care about losing your homes?
[21:12] Finn
    You don't need Love to survive.
[21:14] Bro
    You never change.
[21:21] Bro
    Hey, Finn, you trying to
    take my Love away again?
[21:25] Townsperson 7
    Finn?
[21:26] Townspeople
    Isn't Finn...
[21:28] Townspeople
    Wait, that Finn?
[21:31] Finn
    It's for the future of this neighborhood.
[21:33] Bro
    The future, huh?
[21:35] Bro
    A future without Love
    is just depressing, man!
[21:39] Bro
    It doesn't matter how
    little it is, we want Love!
[21:44] Bro
    And you're gonna take it all away?
    You're just like the Zero Phenomenon!
[21:49] Townsperson 5
    Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
[21:51] Townspeople
    Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
    Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
[21:55] Bro
    If you plan to take our Love away,
    that makes you Phantom Zero!
[21:58] Townsperson 6
    Yeah! Phantom Zero!
[22:00] Townsperson 6
    Phantom Zero!
[22:02] Bro
    You guys are Phantom Zero!

Season 1

E10 - 2 Fathoms to Heaven?

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[00:00] Bro
    You guys are Phantom Zero!
[00:05] Guy Citizen 1
    Over there!
[00:08] Bro
    Dammit. They got away.
[00:11] Bro
    But with this, I've discovered
    Phantom Zero's identity.
[00:15] Bro
    Huh? What the...
[00:16] Bro
    Wow! Crazy!
[00:18] Guy Citizen 2
    So it was real all along?
[00:19] Gal Citizen
    They're behind the Zero Phenomenon!
[00:21] Guy Citizen 3
    Let's blow this up and catch 'em.
[00:25] Berry
    This is bad, diary! It's the greatest threat
    the Yurei Detective Club has ever faced!
[00:29] Crowd
    It's them!
[00:30] Crowd
    Get 'em!
[00:31] Berry
    People think...
[00:34] Berry
    ...we're Phantom Zero?!
[00:39] Bro
    Hey, wait! No! You gotta be kidding me!
[00:42] Bro
    What the hell, man?!
[00:44] Content Moderator Chatter
    Approved. Rejected. Approved. Rejected.
[00:53] Director
    And they're all supposed to be Phantom Zero?
[00:56] Director
    What's going on here? If we don't fix this,
     just regulating the Love will overload us.
[01:00] Adjustor A
    We're getting eyewitness
    reports from a bunch of districts.
[01:04] Director
    There shouldn't be a Phantom
    Zero Nation event right now.
[01:08] Adjustor A
    The first reports came from an
    unregistered residential district.
[01:12] Adjustor B
    That's outside our jurisdiction.
[01:15] Adjustor B
    The Love transactions are
     coming in so frequently,
[01:17] Top Post
    Phantom
    Zero
    Found!
[01:17] Sunglasses post
    Didn't see
    myself
    scoring
    Love today!
[01:17] Bear Post
    I found Phantom Zero!
[01:17] Sunglasses post
    Spotted Phantom Zero!
SIGN    Phantom Zero sighting
[01:18] Adjustor B
    it's going to be difficult
    to verify anything.
[01:19] Top Post
    Love values crash! Fraud may be responsible!
SIGN    Phantom Zero Updates
[01:23] Director
    I want this data scrutinized and
     scrubbed as soon as possible.
[01:27] Director
    If we don't get it under control, the citizens
     will be caught in a riptide of data.
[01:30] Adjustors
    Yes, sir!
[01:34] Dad
    This is looking bad.
[01:37] Mom
    Let's do what we can to keep the city safe.
[01:41] Dad
    Rejected.
[01:42] Mom
    Rejected.
[01:43] Dad
    Rejected.
[01:45] Adjustor A
    Director, we've confirmed the
    original source of the reports.
[01:48] Director
    Send in a search team.
[01:54] Trooper A
    No one's here.
[01:55] Captain
    Seal it off. Then, gather up
    all the evidence you can.
[03:40] Townspeople
    Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
    Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
SIGN    2 Fathoms To Heaven?
SIGN    2 Fathoms To Heaven?
SIGN    2 Fathoms To Heaven?
[03:45] Citizen (Lady)
    What's all this about?
[03:46] Citizen (Man)
    No clue, but it sounds like a big deal.
[03:49] Berry
    We managed to escape by splitting up,
[03:52] Berry
    before heading back
    uptown in Deco disguises.
[03:56] Berry
    But the Customer Center's
    got eyes on everything now.
[04:01] Finn
    Over here.
[04:02] Berry
    Finn!
[04:05] Berry
    You okay?
[04:06] Finn
    Yeah.
[04:08] Finn
    Follow me.
[04:09] Berry
    Where are we going?
    How are Hank and the others?
[04:12] Finn
    Relax. They know where to rendezvous.
[04:15] Hack
    Sneaky, sneak, sneak.
[04:17] Hack
    Ta-da!
[04:18] Berry
    Hack!
[04:25] Hank
    Guess we got away.
[04:29] Smiley
    Hey! It's that phantom sneak thief!
[04:32] Smiley
    Psych!
[04:34] Hank
    Dammit, you two. Could you
    maybe not spook me like that?
[04:38] Smiley
    Sorry, sorry.
[04:38] Passerby
    It'll be my treat.
[04:40] Passerby
    Thanks!
[04:41] Passerby
    Let's try that café.
[04:42] Smiley
    So what now?
[04:45] Hank
    We head to Finn's hideout.
[04:49] Berry
    Is this a hideout of yours, Finn?
[04:51] Finn
    Yeah.
[04:52] Finn
    We'll wait for Hank and the others here.
[04:54] Berry
    Okay.
[05:05] Berry
    Everyone's looking for us...
[05:09] Hack
    What a buncha lyin' lyrebirds!
[05:14] Finn
    This is my responsibility.
[05:17] Berry
    Finn...
[05:18] Finn
    Because of my rash decisions, not only
     was I unable to save my hometown,
[05:23] Finn
    I've put all of you at risk as well.
[05:28] Berry
    Hey, the game's not over yet!
[05:31] Berry
    Right?
[05:33] Hack
    You said it, nerdy-birdy.
[05:35] Hank
    You got that right.
[05:37] Finn
    Hank...
[05:40] Smiley
    Here we are!
[05:42] Berry
    Guys! I'm glad you're okay.
[05:44] Hack
    Was gettin' tiredy-tired of waitin'!
[05:47] Finn
    This is a simple call to make.
[05:51] Finn
    If people suspect us of being Phantom Zero,
     we need to catch the genuine article.
[05:57] Berry
    We're gonna catch Phantom Zero?!
[06:00] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy!
[06:01] Smiley
    Hang on.
[06:02] Smiley
    We've been looking this whole time
    and haven't found anything.
[06:07] Berry
    That's true. And the whole island
    thinks we're Phantom Zero...
[06:12] Hank
    Sounds to me like we've hit a dead-end.
[06:15] Finn
    No. Our hint lies in the heavens above.
[06:18] Berry
    The heavens?
[06:21] Finn
    Mark Twain.
[06:22] Finn
    It's said to be the home of Phantom Zero.
[06:25] Finn
    An island where the
    phantom is said to dwell.
[06:28] Analytica
    My name is Analytica.
[06:31] Berry
    Well, Analytica, what was it like
    being an urban development AI?
[06:36] Analytica
    I created Mark Twain.
[06:39] Finn
    After that, I combined the data
    you stole from Phantom Zero
[06:42] Finn
    with what was contained in the capsule.
[06:45] Finn
    As a result, I learned that Mark Twain has
    data on the times Phantom Zero has appeared.
[06:52] Finn
    All we have to do now is find it.
[06:54] Berry
    You got all that from the capsule, too?
[06:57] Finn
    Yes.
[06:58] Hank
    Nice plan...
[07:00] Hank
    But isn't all the data you
     need back at the office?
[07:03] Finn
    We can safely assume that the office has
    already been scoured and stripped by now.
[07:09] Berry
    What do we do, then?
[07:11] Hank
    We out of options?
[07:12] Finn
    No. There's still another card we can play.
[07:15] Finn
    But first, we need to buy time.
[07:17] Finn
    So we're going to create a diversion
    using the situation we're in.
[07:20] Berry
    Ooh, what's the plan?
[07:23] Sign
    Sunflower
[07:23] Sign
    Sunflower
[07:28] Madam
    Oh...
[07:30] Madam
    You're Hank's little dear.
[07:36] Madam
    Oh, my. You're not very well trained, are you?
[07:41] Madam
    This is...
[07:45] Madam
    That sounds like quite a fuss.
[07:48] Finn
    Things are bad right now.
[07:50] Madam
    It certainly seems that way.
[07:52] Finn
    I hate to ask, but could
    you analyze that for me?
[07:56] Madam
    Well, well. Isn't this high praise?
[07:59] Madam
    Consider it done.
[08:00] Madam
    I'm itching to get started.
[08:11] Berry
    Diary...
[08:13] Berry
    Someone once said,
    "I don't believe in miracles."
[08:16] Berry
    Zero-ro!
[08:18] Smiley
    Zero! Zero!
[08:21] Berry
    People's hearts can change so easily.
[08:25] Berry
    They'll do all kinds of things if
    it will make someone love them.
[08:31] Berry
    They'll even resort to lies if it will
    make someone envy them.
[08:36] Berry
    But what about friends?
[08:38] Berry
    "There's something only friends can do.
[08:40] Berry
    And that is siding with you
    even when you're wrong.
[08:44] Berry
    Nearly everybody will side
    with you when you're right.
[08:50] Berry
    But your friends? They'll help
    you out, no matter what.
[08:56] Berry
    So you should believe in your friends."
[09:05] Berry
    And that's why...
[09:19] Madam
    Got it.
[09:23] Madam
    Oh, my.
[09:25] Madam
    Well, that isn't good.
[09:29] Trooper A
    Freeze! Stop what you're doing.
[09:32] Trooper A
    You are suspected of being an
     accomplice of Phantom Zero's.
[09:36] Trooper A
    You're going to an isolation facility.
[09:40] Berry
    But miracles...
[09:44] Madam
    Please, not so rough.
[09:51] Hank
    Ah, he got loose!
[09:53] Trooper A
    It's just some robot dog. Leave it.
[09:54] Hank
    Right. Sorry about that.
[10:01] Sign
    Sunflower
[10:01] Sign
    Sunflower
[10:05] Berry
    I don't believe in miracles.
[10:10] Finn
    How'd it go?
[10:11] Berry
    Watson ran into the Center's people.
[10:14] Hack
    He got caught.
[10:15] Finn
    I see.
[10:17] Smiley
    Hey, any word from Madam?
[10:20] Finn
    Her facility's been locked down.
    The search teams most likely found her.
[10:24] Smiley
    No way!
[10:25] Berry
    Really? They got Madam, too?
[10:28] Hack
    You! Who's there?! Show yourself!
[10:32] Berry
    Doggo! You're all right.
[10:35] Smiley
    How'd you know where to find us?
[10:37] Hack
    Good boy! Good boy! Good boy!
[10:37] Finn
    I had him deliver a message to Madam.
[10:42] Hack
    Hey, there's somethin' in his butt.
[10:44] Finn
    Let me see.
[10:48] Finn
    Well played, Madam.
[10:50] Berry
    Then, that's...
[10:51] Finn
    She left us a gift.
[10:53] Hack
    This rules, nerdy-birdy.
[10:54] Berry
    Yeah! It's Love-y!
[10:57] Content moderator background
    Approved. Rejected. Approved. Rejected.
[11:00] Lady Mod 2
    Rejected.
[11:02] Lady Mod 3
    Rejected.
[11:04] Adjustor A
    Director...
[11:05] Adjustor A
    Here's what we found after sorting
    through the data from their base.
[11:09] Director
    It's them! The ones from before!
[11:10] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:10] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:10] signs red mark
    Hack
[11:10] signs red mark
    Berry
[11:12] Adjustor A
    Yes.
[11:13] Adjustor A
    The fugitive defendant
     from the non-public trial,
[11:16] Adjustor A
    and the fugitive's accomplice.
     It's beyond doubt.
[11:19] signs red mark
    Hack
[11:19] Director
    The log says they both
    died during the pursuit.
[11:20] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:21] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:22] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:22] signs red mark
    Berry
[11:22] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:23] Director
    Was this all falsified? Modified?
[11:24] signs red mark
    Berry
[11:24] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:24] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:25] signs red mark
    DECEASED
[11:26] Adjustor B
    No way. Wait, could they
    really be Phantom Zero?
[11:29] Director
    We need to bring them in
     this time. No matter what.
[11:33] Berry
    So where's Phantom Zero's secret base?
[11:36] Finn
    The results of cross-referencing all of
    Phantom Zero's appearances should be there.
[11:41] Berry
    There it is!
[11:46] Hack
    Mark Twain it is, then.
[11:48] Berry
    Let's head there right now!
[11:50] Finn
    Slow down. We can't examine
    this any further from here.
[11:54] Finn
    I'll need the SOS to actually
    pinpoint the location.
[11:57] Berry
    Huh? But the office is...
[12:00] Finn
    Right. They've sealed it off.
[12:02] Finn
    They've undoubtedly
    confiscated the SOS as well.
[12:05] Smiley
    What about Hank? I bet he
    could just build a new one.
[12:09] Finn
    I haven't been able to reach him. He's MIA.
[12:12] Berry
    No way. And after Madam
    actually found what we needed...
[12:17] Berry
    I'm sorry, diary.
[12:20] Berry
    But as far as miracles go...
[12:25] Finn
    Wake up!
[12:27] Finn
    They've got us surrounded.
[12:30] Hack
    What a buncha pain-in-the-neck looky-loos.
[12:33] Berry
    What do we do?
[12:34] Finn
    We'll escape out the back.
[12:35] Berry
    Come on, Smiley.
[12:37] Smiley
    What's happening?
[12:38] Finn
    Hurry!
[12:41] Trooper B
    We're from the Customer Center!
[12:43] Trooper B
    Phantom Zero, come quietly!
[12:45] Berry
    Crap!
[12:48] Berry
    Smiley!
[12:55] Hack
    Pup!
[12:57] Trooper B
    You're not going anywhere!
[12:58] Smiley
    Go!
[12:59] Trooper B
    Let go of me, you little...
[13:01] Trooper B
    Hey! Stop that!
[13:02] Berry
    There aren't gonna be any miracles.
[13:07] BG Mods
    Approved. Rejected. Approved.
[13:10] Mom
    Rejected.
[13:12] Dad
    Rejected.
[13:12] Hank post sign
    This guy's Phantom Zero!
[13:13] Mom
    Rejected.
[13:14] Berry running sign
    Phantom Zero on the run!
[13:14] Berry running sign
    #PhantomZero
[13:14] Berry running sign
    Phantom Zero on the run!
[13:14] Berry running sign
    #PhantomZero
[13:14] Berry running sign
    Phantom Zero on the run!
[13:14] Berry running sign
    #PhantomZero
[13:15] Mom
    Reject—
[13:15] Berry running sign
    Phantom Zero on the run!
[13:15] Berry running sign
    #PhantomZero
[13:15] Berry running sign
    Phantom Zero on the run!
[13:15] Berry running sign
    #PhantomZero
[13:16] Berry running sign
    Phantom Zero on the run!
[13:16] Berry running sign
    #PhantomZero
[13:16] Notification sign
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[13:16] Personnel Tag
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[13:16] Berry running sign
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[13:16] Berry running sign
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[13:16] Personnel Tag
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[13:16] Personnel Tag
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[13:18] Berry running sign 2
    Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
[13:18] Berry running sign 2
    #PhantomZero
[13:18] Berry running sign 2
    #ZeroOnTheRun #GetLove
[13:19] Dad
    Reject—
[13:19] Berry running sign 2
    Berry?
[13:19] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    #PhantomZero
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    #PhantomZero
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    #ZeroOnTheRun #GetLove
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    Berry?
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    #PhantomZero
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    #PhantomZero
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    #PhantomZero
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
    #PhantomZero
[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:20] Berry running sign 2
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[13:22] Berry
    Berry?
[13:22] Berry
    Is this the right person?
[13:24] Berry
    "Get your facts first."
[13:28] Berry
    "Then you can distort them as much as you
    please." Who was it who said that, diary?
[13:34] Berry grin sign
    Damn you, Phantom Zero! You're not getting away!
[13:35] Mom
    Berry?
[13:40] Boss
    I'm not seeing any movement.
[13:43] Boss
    This whole Zero mess from yesterday
    still isn't sorted. We've got jobs to do.
[13:47] Berry
    Your job?
[13:49] Mom
    That's right. We make it so people don't
    have to see things that'd make them worry.
[13:53] Mom
    It's a very important job.
[13:54] Berry
    But what happens if people
    can't tell what's real anymore?
[13:58] Mom
    Listen. If it is something important,
    deleting it won't make it go away. Right?
[14:04] Berry
    But isn't that just lying?!
[14:06] Dad
    Berry!
[14:09] Berry
    That's right. And that's why
    there won't be any miracles.
[14:27] Berry
    I think my mom and dad saw right
    through me the first time I lied to them.
[14:33] Berry
    But they didn't get mad.
[14:35] Berry
    I lied because I was scared
    they
would get mad.
[14:40] Berry
    I didn't admit I got into a fight. I said
    my friend tripped and landed on me.
[14:45] Berry
    And Dad said...
[14:47] Dad
    I see.
[14:48] Dad
    A classmate is a friend, right?
    So it can't be helped.
[14:53] Berry
    I'm sorry, Daddy.
[14:55] Dad
    It's okay, Berry.
[14:58] Berry
    Diary, I'm a liar.
[15:01] Berry
    We're all liars. Because there's
    not gonna be any miracles.
[15:06] Berry
    But we're doing this to protect our friends.
[15:13] Berry grin sign
    Damn you, Phantom Zero! You're not getting away!
[15:19] Mom
    Approved.
[15:21] Boss
    What is it? Something wrong?
[15:24] Mom
    No, nothing over here, sir.
[15:27] Boss
    I see. Well, keep at it, then.
[15:35] Red button sign
    District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[15:37] Red button sign
    District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[15:39] Red button sign
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[15:43] Red button sign
    District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[15:44] Red button sign
    District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[15:46] Dad
    Run, Berry.
[15:50] Logi
    Hey! Check it out!
[15:52] Logi
    There's been a sighting in District 3!
[15:54] Harper
    This one says District 3, too! Let's go!
[16:03] Adjustor B
    Several eyewitness reports in
    District 3, with more coming in.
[16:07] Director
    Seal off the neighboring districts,
    and send in all our forces.
[16:16] Trooper 3
    Roger that, sir. Heading to District 3 now.
[16:22] Finn
    Looks like we're in the clear for now.
[16:24] Berry
    What about Smiley?
[16:25] Finn
    Our priority needs to
    be analyzing that data.
[16:28] Finn
    It's bound to have what
    we need to help them.
[16:31] Hack
    Let's roll, nerdy-birdy.
[16:34] Berry
    Well, diary...
[16:44] Berry
    District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[16:46] Berry
    District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[16:52] Berry
    That miracle?
[17:07] Berry
    It actually happened!
[17:10] Berry
    Thanks for helping us!
[17:12] Professor
    Inaccurate information is evil.
[17:15] Professor
    Which means these false claims
    that all of you are Phantom Zero
[17:18] Professor
    and their propagation throughout
    the city are a form of evil, too.
[17:22] Finn
    I need to ask you something.
[17:25] Finn
    Would you let us use your facility's
    Hyperverse world-building hardware?
[17:31] Professor
    It's right over here.
[17:33] Finn
    We're short on time. Let's start modeling.
[17:35] Hack
    Gotcha!
[17:39] Finn
    Okay. Let's begin the analysis.
[17:41] Hack
    Understood.
[17:49] Finn
    Glitchy, glitchy, glitchy, glitchy... witchy!
[17:59] Madam
    My, what a surprising place to
    have our heartwarming reunion.
[18:03] Madam
    Although it's not exactly
    the right atmosphere.
[18:06] Smiley
    Grandma...
[18:17] Hank
    You two behaving?
[18:18] Hank
    No funny business, y'hear, Granny?
[18:22] Madam
    Of course.
[18:24] Madam
    I understand.
[18:36] Hank
    You behaving yourself in here?
[18:51] Professor
    This is bad!
[18:52] Professor
    The Customer Center's coming!
[18:54] Finn
    We're almost done.
[18:56] Hack
    Gotta rushy-rush!
[19:00] Hack
    Huh?
[19:01] Finn
    That's it.
[19:03] Trooper C
    We're with the Customer Center!
    You're Phantom Zero, right?
[19:06] Professor
    These people are not Phantom Zero!
[19:08] Professor
    They are talented investigators
    from the Yurei Detective Club!
[19:13] Trooper C
    Cut the crap and move aside!
[19:15] Professor
    I'm afraid I can't do that.
[19:22] Trooper D
    What the hell are these things?!
[19:24] Professor
    Beware of nights where a nue's cry rings out...
[19:27] Berry
    Thanks, all of you!
[19:31] Finn
    This is where the hard part starts.
[19:33] Finn
    Do you understand, Hack?
[19:34] Hack
    I. Love. Ai!
[19:36] Finn
    Then, off we go to Heaven.
[19:40] Berry
    Now, let us begin.
[19:42] Berry
    My puzzle is a mystifying one...
[19:45] Berry
    But there is no puzzle
    that cannot be solved.
[19:49] Berry
    You needn't worry on that score.
[19:51] Berry
    However, it's a question of speed.
[19:54] Berry
    Who came up with these
    impossible means, and how?
[19:59] Director
    Herd them this way.
    We can grab them all at once.
[20:03] Adjustor A
    Hm? Reports of a robot
    escaping an isolation facility?
[20:06] Director
    Doesn't matter right now. We need
    to focus on tracking Phantom Zero.
[20:15] Trooper B
    Stop right there!
[20:18] Hack
    Big bad news!
[20:20] Madam
    Well? What's your move?
[20:24] Trooper B
    Damn!
[20:24] Smiley
    We'll take care of this!
[20:26] Berry
    And what did they do to pull it off?
    These are the questions you must answer.
[20:41] Director
    Dammit!
[20:45] Adjustor B
    Director! There's a cat!
[20:46] Director
    I can see that! Corner Zero!
[20:51] Finn
    Move! We're running out of time!
[20:56] Hack
    Ain't no chance like a
    dangerous one, la la la!
[21:00] Berry
    Yes, you must up your speed of
    thought until you surpass all others.
[21:16] Trooper A
    We've got you now!
[21:18] Trooper A
    Phantom Zero!
[21:21] Captain
    There's nowhere left for
    you to run. Come quietly.
[21:25] Berry
    You sure about that?
[21:26] Hack
    I. Love. Ai!
[21:29] Finn
    It's time.
[21:31] Doron
    You call, I come.
[21:34] Doron
    Ta-da!
[21:35] Doron
    Yes.
[21:37] Berry
    Doron!
[21:38] Hack
    Good call, Pup!
[21:39] Captain
    What?!
[21:44] Finn
    We set off for what lies
     beyond the sea of clouds.
[21:49] Berry
    Heaven! Or as we call it...
[21:51] Hack
    Mark Twain!
[21:56] Berry
    Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
    capable of doing things no one else can.

Season 1

E11 - Fate Changes Twice

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[00:05] Hack
    Here we go! Where's Heaven at?
[00:11] Finn
    Pup, I need you to do something for me.
[00:15] Finn
    Head back down and let Hank and
    the others know what's going on.
[00:19] Finn
    Tell them we're all right.
[00:23] Finn
    This is something only you can do.
[00:27] Finn
    Take care of it.
[00:30] Hack
    Wait for us down there, Pup.
[00:33] Berry
    We're counting on you.
[00:42] Hack
    Are we in Heaven yet?
[00:45] Berry
    If we fell from up here,
    we'd really go to Heaven.
[00:50] Finn
    Look.
[00:56] Finn
    We're here.
[00:59] Berry/Hack
    Mark Twain!
SIGN    A Second
    Twist of Fate
SIGN    A Second
    Twist of Fate
SIGN    A Second
    Twist of Fate
SIGN    A Second
    Twist of Fate
[02:49] Hack
    Down we go.
[02:51] Berry
    What is this place?!
    It's awesome and Love-y!
[02:57] Doron
    We will be entering sleep
    mode in five seconds.
[03:00] Doron
    Bye for now, everyone.
[03:03] Finn
    You did very well.
[03:06] Berry
    Are they okay?
[03:08] Finn
    Yeah. They just need to recharge.
[03:12] Finn
    We've finally made it to Mark Twain.
[03:15] Hack
    Let's-a go!
[03:25] Hack
    'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
[03:33] Hack
    Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat!
[03:37] Hack
    It's a no-go.
[03:45] Berry
    The Angel Fish Club card?
[03:49] Berry
    It opened!
[03:53] Hack
    We're in!
[03:56] Finn
    Come on.
[04:04] Berry
    Analytica built this place, right?
[04:08] Finn
    Yes.
[04:10] Finn
    From the moment Tom Sawyer Island
    was created to this very moment now,
[04:15] Finn
    all of the city's data has been
    continually backed up here.
[04:20] Berry
    No one could've guessed the
    backup would be up in the sky...
[04:24] Finn
    The AI known as Analytica studied humans,
     but once this place was complete,
[04:29] Finn
    his attention shifted elsewhere
    and he descended to the ground.
[04:33] Finn
    Meaning the only person up
     here is the one we seek.
[04:36] Berry
    Phantom Zero!
[04:37] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy! We've got you this time!
[04:42] Berry
    But where around here would Zero be?
[04:45] Finn
    We should find some clues up ahead.
[04:47] Berry
    Really?
[04:55] Berry
    From here, we should be able to access the
     Hyperverse space with the backup data.
[05:00] Berry
    And I'm certain the key to discovering
    Phantom Zero's identity will be in there.
[05:05] Berry
    Okay, got it. Leave the rest to us.
[05:09] Finn
    Right. I'll provide support from out here.
[05:13] Finn
    This Hyperverse instance has admin rights
    that will let me manipulate the data.
[05:22] Finn
    Even if it means scouring the whole place,
[05:25] Finn
    we'll catch Phantom Zero and prove
    the Yurei Detective Club's innocence.
[05:30] Hack
    Understood, Finn!
[05:37] Finn
    I'm counting on you.
[05:44] Hack
    Let's hit it, nerdy-birdy!
[05:46] Berry
    Yeah!
[06:15] Berry
    This is the backup data for Tom Sawyer?
[06:28] Hack
    We're gonna find you.
    Just you wait, glitchy-witchy!
[06:31] Berry
    I'll search over here!
[06:37] Finn
    So the urban legends were true.
[06:40] Finn
    Mark Twain exists in Heaven
    and contains God's powers.
[06:44] Finn
    If the AI engineer, Analytica,
    was created to build Mark Twain...
[06:52] Finn
    Then, what purpose does Phantom Zero serve?
[06:56] Finn
    Phantom Zero... Where are you?
[07:10] Berry
    Isn't it crazy how all the
    island's data is backed up here?
[07:14] Berry
    Anything we want to know,
     we can find in here.
[07:16] Berry
    You gonna look up anything, Hack?
[07:19] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy!
[07:21] Berry
    Well, yeah, but I mean, like,
    your family or whatever...
[07:24] Hack
    Family?
[07:27] Berry
    You must have one, right?
    A biological mom and dad?
[07:30] Hack
    Dunno!
[07:31] Berry
    You don't?!
[07:34] Berry
    Then, let's look it up!
[07:36] Finn
    Berry!
[07:37] Finn
    Don't forget what you're here for.
[07:39] Berry
    We're looking, okay?
[07:42] Berry
    Finn's such a spoilsport.
[07:47] Observer A
    Several eyewitness reports in
    District 3, with more coming in.
[07:51] Director
    Seal off the neighboring districts,
    and send in all our forces.
[07:55] Berry
    Eyewitness reports of Zero in District 3?
[07:59] Berry
    Where's it coming from?
[08:06] Dad
    Run, Berry.
[08:08] Berry
    Dad?!
[08:16] Mom
    Approved.
[08:20] Boss
    What's wrong? Is there some sort of problem?
[08:23] Mom
    No, sir. Not at all.
[08:25] Berry
    Mom?!
[08:27] Background Coworkers
    Approved. Approved. Approved.
[08:31] Berry
    When I got away...
[08:33] Sign
    District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[08:33] Sign
    District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[08:34] Sign
    District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
[08:35] Sign
    Do you want to save changes?
[08:35] Sign
    Cancel
[08:35] Berry
    It wasn't a miracle.
[08:46] Berry
    That miracle...
[08:48] Berry
    They made that miracle happen.
[09:06] Berry
    I'm supposed to be dead.
[09:11] Berry
    Mom and Dad don't know I'm a Yurei.
[09:32] Berry
    I had no idea they could do stuff
    like that. I'd better show the others.
[09:39] Mom
    Wait!
[09:40] Mom
    Doesn't that look a bit like Berry?
[09:43] Mom
    That was recorded yesterday.
    You're imagining it.
[09:46] Mom
    Yeah. Maybe I'm just tired...
[09:54] Mom
    What's wrong?
[09:56] Dad
    I think I'm imagining things...
    I could've sworn she was right there.
[10:01] Dad
    I must be tired, too.
[10:04] Mom
    Maybe...
[10:06] Mom
    Maybe she was trying to let us know.
[10:10] Mom
    Let us know the truth...
[10:21] Dad
    Well, if we're not going to sleep,
    let's tag this footage and start searching.
[10:25] Dad
    We may find something important.
    Maybe even the truth.
[10:32] Mom
    Good idea. It's not like
    we'd be sleeping, anyway.
[10:37] Berry
    They... were looking for me this whole time...
[10:44] Berry
    No way!
[10:55] Berry
    Dad! Mom!
[11:01] Berry
    Why?!
[11:03] Investigator
    Your child is Phantom Zero, isn't she?
[11:08] Investigator
    Your child is Phantom Zero, isn't she?
[11:19] Berry
    Stop it...
[11:21] Berry
    Just stop it!
[11:23] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy?
[11:28] Hack
    Who are they?
[11:30] Berry
    My mom and dad.
[11:33] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy's mom and dad?
[11:35] Berry
    What do we do? My parents are
     in big trouble because of me.
[11:40] Hack
    Why not just delete all the trouble?
[11:44] Berry
    Delete it?
[11:46] Hack
    With these "admin" whatevers.
[11:48] Berry
    But that'd mean erasing
    my data permanently...
[11:54] Hack
    Why not? You're already a Yurei.
[11:58] Berry
    That'd mean there'd be no
    record of me being their kid...
[12:03] Hack
    Is that a bad thing?
[12:07] Berry
    But... But then, I wouldn't
    be their kid anymore.
[12:13] Berry
    Dad... Mom...
[12:16] Hack
    Your brain works weird sometimes.
[12:19] Hack
    Data's just data.
[12:22] Hack
    If you see your mom and dad with your
    eyes and they see you with theirs...
[12:29] Hack
    Then, that's the truth,
    and that's all that matters.
[12:35] Finn
    What's going on here?
[12:38] Finn
    Phantom Zero isn't who's up here?
[12:41] Finn
    Then, administrative control
    over Mark Twain belongs to...
[12:44] Finn
    "Injunction Jo"?
[12:47] Finn
    That was fast.
[12:51] Sign
    Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
[12:51] Sign
    Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
[12:51] Sign
    Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
[12:51] Sign
    Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
[12:53] Sign
    Delete all data?
[12:53] Sign
    Cancel
[12:53] Sign
    Delete all data?
[12:53] Sign
    Cancel
[12:53] Sign
    Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
[12:53] Sign
    Delete all data?
[12:53] Sign
    Cancel
[12:53] Sign
    Delete all data?
[12:53] Sign
    Cancel
[12:55] Finn
    We've got an emergency!
[12:58] Finn
    We need to run for now.
[13:03] Hack
    Gotta bail!
[13:14] Director
    We have an emergency!
[13:16] Director
    The Phantom Zero gang has escaped!
[13:18] Observer B
    It looks like a robot working for the
    suspects broke in and smashed down a wall.
[13:22] Director
    Deploy a search team immediately!
[13:25] Observer B
    All available units have been sent to
    District 3 to apprehend Phantom Zero.
[13:29] Observer B
    It's going to take time for
    them to reach the facility.
[13:32] Director
    This is bad.
[13:34] Director
    What about the surveillance cameras?
[13:37] Observer A
    All still cats, sir.
[13:39] Observer A
    We're working on a solution,
    but since we don't know the cause,
[13:41] Observer A
    we don't know where to start.
[13:43] Director
    Dammit. What's going on here?!
[13:52] Hank
    Mission accomplished, baby.
[13:54] Madam
    Oh, what a thrill that was!
[13:57] Smiley
    I haven't run for real in a long time!
[14:01] Hank
    Who's there?!
[14:05] Hank
    You're okay, too, boy?
[14:08] Madam
    Did you give Finn and the others
    what I asked you to take to them?
[14:14] Madam
    Good boy.
[14:17] Smiley
    So what now?
[14:19] Hank
    What's the word in town, Watson?
[14:24] Green headline box
    District 3 is going nuts!
    There's a ton of people!
[14:25] Hippo post
    Tons of people in District 3 right now.
[14:25] Hippo post
    Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
[14:27] Hippo post
    Tons of people in District 3 right now.
[14:27] Hippo post
    Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
[14:28] Hippo post
    Tons of people in District 3 right now.
[14:28] Hippo post
    Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
[14:34] Citizen A
    So where in District 3 is it
     meant to be happenin'?
[14:36] Citizen B
    It's finally time.
[14:38] Citizen C
    Never been an opportunity like this before.
[14:42] Logi
    Time for Phantom Zero Nation!
[14:44] Harper
    And the rumors are true this time?
[14:47] Logi
    With all these people showin' up? Bound to be!
[14:50] Logi
    This is the launch of a new event!
[14:55] Vending Machine Folks
    Nothin' here.
[14:57] Puzzle Solvers
    It's gotta be here, right?
[14:59] Harper
    Oh, man! This is super exciting!
[15:02] Logi
    And if we're the ones
    who catch Phantom Zero...
[15:05] Harper
    It'll go crazy viral and the
    Love will come flooding in.
[15:08] Logi
    We're gonna catch that Phantom!
[15:11] Logi post
    Logi
[15:11] Logi post
    The new Phantom Zero Event!
[15:11] Logi post
    How hot is it that it was unannounced?!!!!!
[15:11] Hank
    So the folks in town think this latest
    Phantom Zero business is part of the game?
[15:24] Smiley
    You wanna go out?
[15:33] Smiley
    What?
[15:39] Smiley
    Pup?!
[15:51] Madam
    Oh, hello. Welcome home.
[15:53] Hank
    How'd it go for Finn's crew?
[15:57] Hank
    Yeah?! They really made it to Heaven?
[16:00] Hank
    Nice!
[16:02] Smiley
    So how exactly are they gonna make it back?
[16:06] Smiley
    The city's still crawling with
     Customer Center goons.
[16:10] Hank
    I know!
[16:12] Hank
    How about we go pick 'em up?
[16:15] Madam
    My, that sounds lovely!
[16:17] Madam
    I'd hate for them to be stuck up
    in Heaven without a ride home.
[16:21] Smiley
    I don't mind, but how?
[16:23] Hank
    Fight fire with fire.
[16:24] Hank
    And zero with zero.
[16:49] Berry
    What are we gonna do now?
[16:51] Finn
    Head to the core world-building systems.
[16:53] Berry
    The core world-building systems?
[16:55] Finn
    They're the heart of Mark Twain.
[16:57] Berry
    We're almost there, huh?
[17:01] Hack
    Get a move on already!
[17:02] Hack
    Don't wanna sit around here when
    we could be catchin' glitchy-witchy!
[17:08] Finn
    It can't be!
[17:09] Berry
    The Zero Phenomenon?!
[17:11] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy!
[17:12] Hack
    What is this stuff?
[17:16] Hack
    You want some of this?!
[17:17] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy!
[17:19] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy!
[17:24] Berry
    Hack?!
[17:27] Hack
    Huh?
[17:29] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy? Finn?
[17:32] Hack
    What the heck?!
[17:36] Hack
    There you are, glitchy-witchy.
[17:43] Berry
    Hack? Hack? Hack!
[17:47] Berry
    What do we do?!
[17:48] Finn
    Hack's been dragged into the Hyperverse.
[17:57] Finn
    We need to move.
[18:00] Hack
    Hey, glitchy-witchy!
[18:02] Hack
    Ya got any idea the super big-time trouble
    we've been through 'cause of you?!
[18:10] Hack
    Today's the day I bring you in.
[18:16] Hack
    Giga!
[18:24] Hack
    Tera!
[18:24] Hack
    Peta!
[18:26] Hack
    Exa!
[18:28] Hack
    Rage-y, rage, rage!
[18:37] Hack
    I'm done with bailing...
[18:41] Hack
    And I'm gonna catch you.
[18:53] Hack
    Go!
[19:06] Hack
    Glitchy-witchy!
[19:09] Hack
    Up here!
[19:28] Hack
    Time to see what you really looky-look like.
[19:40] Berry
    These are the core world-building systems?
[19:44] Berry
    And Phantom Zero is in here?
[19:46] Finn
    No. Injunction Jo is inside.
[19:49] Berry
    "Injunction Jo"?
[19:52] Finn
    The person with complete
    authority over Mark Twain...
[19:56] Finn
    Injunction Jo also created Phantom Zero,
[20:00] Finn
    and is likely the one who dragged
     Hack into the Hyperverse.
[20:04] Berry
    But why?
[20:05] Finn
    Couldn't say.
[20:09] Finn
    Damn, discovered already.
[20:12] Finn
    There's not much time. This Hyperverse space
    won't allow communication with the outside.
[20:15] Finn
    From here on out, it's up to you two.
[20:17] Berry
    What will you do, Finn?
[20:19] Finn
    Don't worry about me.
[20:20] Berry
    But...
[20:21] Finn
    It'll be fine.
[20:23] Finn
    I'll make sure there's a place for
    you and Hack to come home to.
[20:27] Finn
    You two are the only ones
    who can capture Phantom Zero.
[20:32] Finn
    Right.
[20:38] Finn
    This is it.
[20:39] Berry
    Let's-a go!
[20:50] Finn
    Too much Deco use
    after so long not using it...
[21:01] Finn
    Sorry, but I can't let
    you catch me just yet.
[21:44] Finn
    You two are my family.
[22:02] Finn
    I'm counting on you.

Season 1

E12 - Home of the Greatest Secret

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[00:17] Hack
    Huh?
SIGN    Home of the
    Greatest Secret
SIGN    Home of the
    Greatest Secret
SIGN    Home of the
    Greatest Secret
[01:53] Hack
    I know this place...
[01:57] Hack
    Who are these guys?
[02:07] Mom
    Good morning.
[02:12] Mom
    What's wrong, sleepyhead?
[02:18] Hack
    Good morning, Mommy!
[02:21] Mom
    Look. Everyone's happy to see you.
[02:27] Hack
    Good morning, everyone!
[02:30] Dad
    Good morning, my sweet.
[02:33] Hack
    Good morning, Daddy!
[02:38] Dad
    You were just saying hi to the
    Angel Fish Club, weren't you?
[03:02] Hack
    Good morning!
[03:08] Hack
    So pretty!
[03:10] Jo
    The girl had a pet peacock named Sam.
[03:15] Hack
    Sam, did you hear something just now?
[03:18] Jo
    And the girl loved Sam very much.
[03:21] Hack
    There it is again.
[03:26] Hack
    Mommy! I keep hearing this weird voice.
[03:29] Mom
    Hm, sounds scary.
[03:31] Mom
    Anyway, it's time for tea.
[03:33] Hack
    Yay!
[03:35] Jo
    It was a truly wonderful place.
[03:38] Jo
    And it was here that the girl lived
    without a care in the world.
[03:44] Hack
    It's good, isn't it?
[03:45] Dad
    It sure is.
[04:05] Mommy
    You're doing really well.
[04:10] Dad
    Here we go.
[04:11] Dad
    There!
[04:18] Hack
    Daddy!
[04:20] Jo
    Everything was real in this place.
    A world without Decos or Yurei.
[04:26] Hack
    Hey...
[04:27] Mom
    What's wrong, little sweetie?
[04:29] Hack
    Mommy and Daddy, when I grow up,
     I hope I'm as wonderful as you!
[04:35] Dad
    I'm sure you will be. Good girl.
[04:39] Dad
    Sleep tight, okay?
[04:42] Jo
    And so, the girl lived out her days in peace.
[04:48] Jo
    And they all lived happily
    ever after. The end.
[04:56] Berry
    Hack!
[04:58] Berry
    Hack! Hack!
[05:03] Hack
    A ghost?
[05:06] Hack
    Stay back!
[05:07] Berry
    Hack!
[05:08] Hack
    No!
[05:09] Hack
    Daddy! Mommy! There's a ghost!
[05:13] Berry
    Wait!
[05:14] Hack
    No!
[05:15] Berry
    Hack!
[05:16] Hack
    Go away, ghost!
[05:18] Berry
    Look, I'm not a ghost. I'm a Yurei.
    I'm Berry, from the Yurei Detective Club!
[05:23] Hack
    Berry?
[05:25] Berry
    Have you forgotten?
[05:26] Berry
    It's me, nerdy-birdy!
[05:28] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy?
[05:29] Berry
    That's right!
[05:31] Berry
    We're in a detective club together
    and we've solved all kinds of cases.
[05:36] Hack
    A detective club?
[05:38] Berry
    And there's something we need to do.
[05:41] Berry
    We have to solve the last mystery:
     the Mystery of Zero.
[05:44] Hack
    Mystery?
[05:46] Berry
    Yeah. This place isn't real. You must look with
     your own eyes to decide what's true, right?
[05:54] Berry
    So wake up, Hack!
[05:58] Berry
    I. Love. Ai!
[06:03] Hack
    I. Love. Ai.
[06:09] Hack
    Aw, hell nah!
[06:11] Hack
    You cheap, cheating cheater!
[06:13] Hack
    Get your butt out here, glitchy-witchy!
[06:15] Berry
    Hack!
[06:24] Berry
    Wait, this is that thing
    Finn was looking into.
[06:28] Hack
    We're catchin' 'em
    this time, nerdy-birdy.
[06:31] Berry
    Copy that, Hack!
[06:36] Hack
    Show yourself!
[06:49] Jo
    I'm impressed. The world
    I built was perfect.
[06:53] Jo
    It was my final defense.
[06:55] Jo
    And you managed to see right
    through the Angel Fish Club.
[07:08] Finn
    It's up to you two.
[07:12] Finn
    You need to catch Zero.
[07:53] Hack
    Found ya!
[07:55] Berry
    Phantom Zero!
[07:58] Jo
    Welcome to my "Mark Twain" palace.
[08:04] Jo
    I'd intended on integrating
    you into the algorithm,
[08:09] Jo
    but seeing you work together
     made something clear.
[08:12] Jo
    It seems having friends is
    a crucial thing at times.
[08:17] Jo
    So instead, I'm going
    to tell you everything.
[08:30] Berry
    Who are you?
[08:31] Jo
    I lead the Customer Center
    from here in Mark Twain.
[08:37] Jo
    I watch over the people
     and manage them.
[08:39] Jo
    My name's Injunction Jo.
[08:42] Hack
    Queen Looky-Loo...
[08:44] Jo
    You also know me as Phantom Zero.
[08:50] Berry
    If I tell everyone about
    Zero's true identity,
[08:54] Berry
    it'll prove we're not Phantom Zero.
[08:57] Berry
    Then, we'll be able to save our friends!
[09:00] Jo
    Is that seriously why you came all this way?
[09:02] Jo
    You naïve little darling.
[09:04] Berry
    Naïve?
[09:06] Hack
    Naïve and pure-hearted.
[09:08] Hack
    But that's fine. That might be
     exactly what I'm looking for.
[09:12] Hack
    What're you yappin' about?!
[09:14] Injunction Jo
    The Innocent Upload.
    Administrative control over Mark Twain.
[09:18] Injunction Jo
    I'm saying I'll pass the role of "Phantom Zero"
     onto you naïve, pure-hearted kids.
[09:25] Berry
    Pass it on?
[09:26] Jo
    Yes. You'll become Zero.
[09:30] Jo
    It'll give you eyes across the whole island,
[09:33] Jo
    allowing you to see everything and
    learn anything you want about it.
[09:39] Jo
    And once you know everything,
[09:41] Jo
    you will have the freedom to
    decide whether it's truth or fiction.
[09:49] Jo
    Aided by the power you've all
    dubbed the "Zero Phenomenon."
[09:53] Berry
    No way.
[09:56] Jo
    Whoever becomes Phantom
    Zero is essentially God,
[10:00] Jo
    ruling from on high in this Heaven of mine.
[10:04] Hack
    Quit screwin' around, glitchy-witchy.
[10:06] Berry
    How is that even possible?
[10:09] Jo
    It started with an algorithm
    to govern this island.
[10:14] Jo
    Human lives are dictated by algorithms.
[10:18] Jo
    What we think of as "hearts" are nothing
    more than automated formulas
[10:23] Jo
    reacting to a spectrum of stimuli.
[10:26] Berry
    That's not true! I've got a heart...
     a mind of my own!
[10:31] Jo
    True enough.
[10:32] Jo
    But that mind of yours
    and the way it reacts
[10:35] Jo
    is decided by the cumulative response
    to a massive store of backed-up data.
[10:41] Jo
    Nothing people do is ever
    truly from out of the blue.
[10:45] Jo
    Your hearts and my own are the result
    of information organized by algorithms.
[10:52] Jo
    Free will doesn't enter into the equation.
[10:55] Jo
    In order to oversee and protect humans,
[10:58] Jo
    and create a world where they wouldn't
    need to pass judgment on one another,
[11:03] Jo
    a system was created to
    purge sin from our hearts.
[11:06] Jo
    That's what you're standing in.
[11:11] Mom
    We make it so people don't have to
    see things that'd make them worry.
[11:14] Mom
    It's a very important job.
[11:16] Berry
    And you think that makes it okay
    to cover up the truth with lies?
[11:20] Berry
    There's no way that's right!
[11:22] Jo
    The very concepts of "truth" and
    "fiction" require external context.
[11:28] Jo
    And if you remove that context?
    The distinction goes with it.
[11:34] Finn
    Once something's been struck from the
     record, it'll fade from memory over time.
[11:39] Finn
    As if it never existed.
[11:42] Berry
    That's not true. I know it isn't!
[11:45] Madam
    People are like the moon.
[11:47] Madam
    We all have a dark side
    nobody else ever sees.
[11:52] Berry
    People... People's hearts aren't that simple!
[11:56] Berry
    We can live just fine without
    your oversight and "management"!
[12:00] Hack
    Ya gotta look with your own
    eyes to find out what's true!
[12:03] Berry
    There are some truths
    you can't see for yourself!
[12:06] Berry
    You're just making calls for
    everyone as if you know it all.
[12:10] Berry
    Who d'you think you are?!
[12:12] Jo
    I'm just like all of you. Just a regular
    human, dancing to the algorithm's tune.
[12:18] Jo
    And my function inside this system is to
    provide "humanity," in all its inconsistency.
[12:25] Jo
    A small bit of "play"
    allowed for by the system.
[12:28] Jo
    I exert an external
    influence on the algorithm.
[12:33] Jo
    That's what I was chosen for.
[12:37] Jo
    And now, using the authority granted to me,
    I'm carrying out an injunction on myself.
[12:44] Berry
    An injunction?
[12:45] Jo
    A last-ditch chance at freeing
     myself by my own hand.
[12:50] Jo
    I'm tired.
[12:52] Berry
    Jo...
[12:53] Berry
    That's why I wandered the island in the
    guise of Phantom Zero. To find a successor.
[12:58] Berry
    I wanted someone naïve and pure-hearted...
[13:02] Berry
    An innocent without a hint
    of self-centered desire.
[13:06] Berry
    And seeing the two of you,
    something became obvious.
[13:09] Berry
    No individual without ties
     to others can be innocent.
[13:12] Berry
    It needs to be someone
    with very close friends.
[13:19] Hack
    Ya been rip-running your mouth
    for so long, I'm gettin' tired!
[13:24] Jo
    You're in contempt of court.
[13:26] Hack
    You're tryin' to save people?
[13:28] Hack
    Mind your own business.
    No one asked for your help.
[13:31] Hack
    And honestly, nobody cares, peacock lady.
[13:35] Jo
    Contempt of court!
[13:37] Hack
    I seriously don't give a crap what's
    constructed or not, or what's true or not.
[13:41] Hack
    I put my faith in the stuff I see with my
    own eyeballs and the experiences I have.
[13:46] Hack
    That goes for me, her, and all our friends.
[13:49] Hack
    And if your algo-whatever says
    it's all fake, I still don't care.
[13:55] Hack
    The stuff we find, no matter what it is,
    is truer than any truth!
[13:58] Hack
    Ya got that, Jo?!
[14:05] Jo
    It looks like I made
    the right call after all.
[14:09] Jo
    Go ahead and try it.
    Let's see how true your truth is.
[14:14] Hack
    Say what?
[14:16] Jo
    You want to know about Phantom Zero, right?
    And the reason behind the Zero Phenomenon?
[14:22] Jo
    That's why you came here, isn't it?
[14:24] Hack
    The glitchy-witchy?
[14:27] Jo
    Well, if you want the real truth, look for
     yourself. Step up and see it firsthand!
[14:33] Hack
    Understood.
[14:37] Sign
    No Admittance
[14:41] Sign
    No Admittance
[14:41] Logi
    Huh? It says nobody's allowed in.
    Isn't the event supposed to be around here?
[14:47] Harper
    There are rumors that the real
    Phantom Zero is gonna show up!
[14:51] Logi
    Then, this is all part of the setup?!
[14:53] Harper
    Gotta be!
[15:00] Officer A
    Phantom Zero and their
    accomplices are arriving.
[15:02] Captain
    The real Phantom Zero, huh?
[15:13] Captain
    Here they are.
[15:20] Captain
    So you two are Phantom Zero, huh?
[15:25] Finn
    I could ask you the same thing.
[15:29] Captain
    Huh?! What are you...
[15:31] Captain
    What is this?! Phantom Zero?
[15:31] Finn
    I know who did this.
[15:33] Captain
    Hey! What's going on?!
[15:34] Townspeople
    D'you see all these Phantom Zeros?!
[15:36] Townspeople
    No Admittance
[15:39] Harper
    Check it out! You're Phantom Zero!
[15:41] Logi
    So are you, man!
[15:43] Townsperson
    What's going on?!
[15:44] Captain
    This is bad! The Deco Wall's down!
    It must be the work of Phantom Zero's gang!
[15:48] Guy A
    Where's Phantom Zero?!
[15:50] Lady A
    Yeah! We're all Phantom Zero!
[15:50] Captain
    Hey! Stop right there!
[15:52] Guy B
    I'm Phantom Zero, too!
[15:55] Finn
    What exactly is going on?
[15:56] Hank
    Sorry 'bout the hold-up.
[15:59] Hank
    We came to get you, Finn!
[16:01] Smiley
    Sorry about the wait!
[16:02] Madam
    Here we are.
[16:06] Finn
    I knew you guys had to be behind this.
[16:09] Hank
    Fight fire with fire! And fight zero...
[16:11] All
    ...with zero!
[16:39] Hank
    Good to have you back, Finn.
[16:41] Finn
    Yeah. It's good to be back, everyone.
[16:44] Madam
    So how was "Heaven"?
[16:48] Finn
    My game's finally over.
[16:50] Smiley
    Wait, what about Berry?
[16:53] Finn
    She's just asleep.
[16:55] Finn
    She's exhausted.
[16:58] Hank
    What happened to Hack?
[17:00] Finn
    Good question.
[17:03] Finn
    The only thing I can say for sure...
[17:06] Finn
    ...is the future is Hack's world to construct.
[17:20] Dad
    Could you go wake Mom for me?
[17:22] Berry
    Got it!
[17:30] Berry
    Mom! It's morning! Wake up!
[17:35] Mom
    Good morning...
[17:37] Berry
    Let's head down.
[17:43] Berry
    Dad! Mom's up.
[17:47] Dad
    Good morning, dear.
[17:48] Mom
    Good morning.
[17:51] Mom
    Mm, smells wonderful.
[17:53] Berry
    It's gapao rice with plenty of cilantro.
[17:56] Mom
    Impressive. And it looks tasty.
[17:59] Dad
    Since I had a late shift, I made it
     with Berry before I head off to bed.
[18:03] Dad
    Right?
[18:04] Berry
    Right!
[18:06] Berry
    You two have been pretty busy lately, huh?
[18:09] Dad
    Well, more things can now
     be considered for Love,
[18:12] Dad
    including content that
    used to be rejected.
[18:15] Mom
    Right. Good or bad, there are no more secrets.
[18:19] Dad
    The job of content moderators is no longer
    about hiding things, be they good or bad.
[18:24] Dad
    Now, it's about letting people
    know which things are bad.
[18:30] Mom
    Come on, we've got a nice meal here.
    Let's eat it before it gets cold.
[18:34] Mom
    You've got class today, right?
[18:36] Berry
    Yup! Time to eat!
[18:39] Mom&Dad
    Time to eat.
[18:42] Berry
    So Love-y!
[18:43] Mom
    This is good.
[18:44] Dad
    Isn't it, though?
[18:49] Berry
    You want to know about the
    Yurei Detective Club, right?
[18:52] Berry
    It all happened a year ago,
[18:54] Berry
    but looking back, it feels more like
    something out of an adventure story.
[18:59] Sign
    Do Not Enter
[19:05] Berry
    Hank's as busy as ever,
    salvaging junk for his junk shop.
[19:13] Berry
    "What's cooler than making
    your living off the sea?" he said.
[19:17] Sign
    Shortcut
[19:19] Sign
    Shortcut
[19:19] Sign
    Shortcut
[19:19] Sign
    Shortcut
[19:20] Sign
    Shortcut
[19:20] Sign
    Shortcut
[19:20] Sign
    Ramen
[19:21] Sign
    Ramen
[19:21] Sign
    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:27] Berry
    Watson opened a ramen place.
[19:30] Berry
    He's taken over from Analytica as
    the owner of the mystery ramen cart.
[19:33] Sign
    Coming up
[19:33] Sign
    Coming up
[19:33] Sign
    Coming up
[19:33] Sign
    Coming up
[19:33] Sign
    Coming up
[19:33] Sign
    Coming up
[19:34] Sign
    Coming up
[19:34] Sign
    Coming up
[19:34] Sign
    Coming up
[19:34] Sign
    Coming up
[19:39] Berry
    Madam and Smiley are doing great as always.
[19:51] Berry
    Apparently, Smiley and Doron
    go for flights regularly now.
[20:01] Berry
    Finn went back to his old home.
[20:04] Berry
    The people who live there are
    now authorized to use Love,
[20:08] Berry
    and since you can get Love from cleaning up,
    they all work hard to deal with the trash.
[20:26] Berry
    Jo said she was going on a trip.
[20:28] Berry
    An adventure in a homemade airship!
[20:39] Berry
    As for Hack...
[20:41] Berry
    It's been a no-contact situation since then.
[20:43] Berry
    Since Hack chose to take
    Jo's place building worlds...
[20:53] Berry
    Which means, well...
[20:59] Berry
    But I'm sure...
[21:02] Berry
    We'll meet again someday, right, diary?
[21:49] Berry
    Left!
[21:50] Berry
    Right!
[21:53] Berry
    Hack!
[21:57] Berry
    Hack!
[21:58] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy!
[22:00] Berry
    Caught you!