# Season 1
# E1 - The Adventures In Tom Sawyer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0WXD4/the-adventures-in-tom-sawyer)
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**[00:03] Finn**
* Long ago, in a faraway place,*
* there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.*
**[00:09] Finn**
* Since the giant could*
* only rest its eyes in turn,*
**[00:12] Finn**
*it had never slept a wink in its entire life.*
**[00:17] Finn**
* Because the giant would*
* spend the whole day watching,*
**[00:20] Finn**
* able to see everything and*
* everywhere, and learning all,*
**[00:23] Finn**
* the people gave it the responsibility*
* of looking after the world.*
**[00:28] Finn**
*The giant was glad to be of service.*
**[00:33] Finn**
* Under the watchful eye of the giant,*
* the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.*
**[00:37] Girl**
Here.
**[00:39] Finn**
* One day, the giant witnessed*
* someone doing something treacherous,*
**[00:43] Finn**
*and informed the people about it.*
**[00:46] Finn**
* However, after incurring the wrath*
* of not just the traitor but everyone,*
**[00:53] Finn**
*the giant was killed.*
**[00:55] Finn**
* The people had come to fear*
* this giant who never slept.*
**[01:00] Finn**
*Existing beyond time, and out of reach,*
**[01:03] Finn**
* this giant that was able to see everything*
* that happened, no matter where or when,*
**[01:08] Finn**
*had become an object of fear.*
**[01:10] Finn**
* But in time, people took pity on the*
* giant, and turned its hundred eyes*
**[01:15] Finn**
* into the pattern on the feathers*
* of the beautiful peacock.*
**[01:20] Finn**
* And so, the giant that had never known*
* rest became the feathers of the peacock,*
**[01:26] Finn**
*and was able to sleep at long last.*
**[01:33] Hack**
Got it.
**[01:42] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[03:19] Professor**
There you have it.
**[03:20] Professor**
The things we must value as citizens
of the island city of Tom Sawyer are...
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
***SIGN*** The Adventures
in Tom Sawyer
**[03:25] Professor**
empathy, cooperation, and respect
for one another's personal space.
**[03:30] Professor**
Yes, thanks to the Customer
Center, we are living in...
**[03:34] Professor**
the purest expression of
liberalism ever to have existed.
**[03:40] Professor**
In order to live a life full of love, one
must love others, as well as themselves.
**[03:45] Professor**
Love is approval. Love is value.
**[03:49] Professor**
Which is what gives us our social valuation
system, distributing precious Love.
**[03:54] Berry**
I-I wasn't asleep.
**[03:56] Professor**
And so, with Love approximated as a score,
**[03:59] Professor**
it serves as a currency
required for public services.
**[04:02] Professor**
And what's the platform
for this system, everyone?
**[04:05] Students**
Decos!
**[04:07] Professor**
Correct.
**[04:08] Professor**
The Decoration Customizer,
or Deco for short.
**[04:12] Professor**
It is what allows each of us to curate
**[04:15] Professor**
comfortable and pleasant surroundings
without infringing on others,
**[04:16] Logi**
Okay?
**[04:19] Professor**
with 97% of the current
generation of citizens
**[04:22] Professor**
having them implanted in
both eyes by the age of four.
**[04:28] Professor**
And with the adoption of Decos,
**[04:28] Berry**
How's that?
**[04:29] Logi**
Perfecto!
**[04:30] Professor**
our society has become one in which
mutual surveillance is now a reality,
**[04:31] Harper**
Good job. Ya gotta teach us how
to make these Deco barriers.
**[04:34] Professor**
resulting in the elimination of crime.
**[04:34] Berry**
Hm? It's not that easy, y'know.
So what did you want?
**[04:39] Logi**
There's been a sighting.
On 4th street in District 17.
**[04:42] Berry**
Of who?
**[04:43] Harper**
Of Zero!
**[04:44] Berry**
Phantom Zero?! That's Love-y!
**[04:46] Logi**
That's over by your place, isn't it?
**[04:49] Berry**
When was this? We gotta go check it out!
**[04:51] Harper**
At around 18 on the Timeline.
**[04:53] Harper**
If we can scrounge up some trace data,
it'd earn 100,000 Love, easy.
**[04:58] Berry**
Maybe we can find something in
the Hyperverse's backup files?
**[05:01] Logi**
Don't be stupid. This Zero's
a phantom for a reason.
**[05:05] Harper**
Plus, we're talking ground zero
for the Zero Phenomenon.
**[05:07] Harper**
There's not gonna be any data,
and all the Love will have reset to zero.
**[05:11] Berry**
Yeah...
**[05:12] Logi**
The terrifying Zero Phenom!
**[05:15] Berry**
But that's what makes it so Love-y.
**[05:17] Berry**
The idea of something that's
"not in the records" is *so* out there.
**[05:20] Harper**
You're really into this Zero stuff, huh?
**[05:22] Berry**
It's Love-y!
**[05:23] Harper**
But you've never seen Zero before, right?
**[05:26] Logi**
Well, nobody in this town has seen Zero.
**[05:29] Logi**
You'd have to be a ghost to even catch a
glimpse, never mind haul that phantom in.
**[05:34] Berry**
Seriously. And that's what makes it Love-y.
**[05:38] Professor**
You three! No muting
without permission during class!
**[05:42] Berry**
The barrier's gone? But why?
**[05:44] Professor**
You at it again, Berry?
**[05:47] Berry**
Well, y'know...
**[05:50] Berry**
Aw, crap. My Deco's acting up.
**[05:52] Berry**
Ah, excuse me, I think I'm freezing up.
I'll play the lesson back later. See ya!
**[05:57] Professor**
Hey! Get back here, Berry!
**[06:02] Berry**
I panicked...
**[06:06] Berry**
My Deco just doesn't wanna work right.
**[06:11] Berry**
* He's right about Love being*
* essential for life, though.*
**[06:16] Berry**
*I wish I had more.*
**[06:19] Berry**
* Get enough Love and you can go*
* to class looking way more Love-y,*
**[06:22] Berry**
*since you get to choose Love-lier avatars.*
**[06:27] Berry**
* Life would be way more*
* exciting with lots of Love.*
**[06:30] Berry**
* That's why you always gotta keep*
* an eye out for Love opportunities.*
**[06:34] Berry**
Let's check out my score for today.
**[06:37] Mom**
Berry.
**[06:39] Berry**
Mom! Would it kill you to knock?
**[06:42] Mom**
You logged out partway
through class again, didn't you?
**[06:46] Berry**
It'll be fine. I'll run through the
whole class from the beginning later.
**[06:49] Mom**
I've heard that one before.
**[06:51] Berry**
But there was a sighting in District 17!
**[06:54] Mom**
Who was sighted?
**[06:56] Berry**
Phantom Zero! Who else?
**[06:59] Mom**
That's always your excuse for slacking. Don't
come crying to me when you're missing credits.
**[07:05] Berry**
I can go to school anytime.
**[07:07] Berry**
But, but, but! When it comes to Zero,
the data gets overwritten right away.
**[07:11] Mom**
I seriously don't understand you.
**[07:14] Mom**
Well, you may as well go get
your Deco checkup done.
**[07:18] Mom**
It's been acting up, hasn't it?
**[07:21] Berry**
My right eye freezes up every now and then...
**[07:26] Mom**
I made an appointment
with the ophthalmologist.
**[07:28] Berry**
It's fine for now.
**[07:31] Mom**
Stop being lazy and get a move on!
**[07:34] Berry**
Fine!
**[07:36] Mom**
Come on, look sharp.
**[07:40] Mom**
And be careful out there.
**[07:45] Dad**
Approved. Approved.
**[07:47] Dad**
Rejected.
**[07:48] Dad**
Approved.
**[07:51] Dad**
What's up?
**[07:52] Mom**
She's skipping out on class and going
on about that phantom of hers again.
**[07:57] Dad**
Zero, huh? If it's not causing
trouble, what's the harm?
**[08:01] Dad**
Think of it as people finding ways to
stay entertained in a city with no crime.
**[08:12] Berry**
Man, it really isn't working well.
**[08:16] Berry**
It's so darn flickery...
**[08:20] Berry**
Well, nothing I can do about it!
**[08:23] Isda**
Hey, Berry!
**[08:26] Berry**
Hey, Isda!
**[08:29] Berry**
You got a new avatar!
**[08:31] Isda**
Well, yeah. What d'ya think?
**[08:33] Berry**
It's pretty Love-y!
**[08:34] Berry**
Let's post it. Here we go.
**[08:38] Berry**
And up it goes.
**[08:41] Berry**
That didn't take long! Look at that Love.
**[08:45] Isda**
Nice!
**[08:47] Isda**
I hardly ever see you out
and about. What's up?
**[08:51] Berry**
Oh, well, you know...
Off to see the eye doc.
**[08:54] Isda**
Oof, good luck with that.
**[08:56] Berry**
Yeah.
**[09:04] Berry**
This is such a pain.
**[09:06] Berry**
Right! It's been a while since I went out last,
so I may as well change my Deco for the town.
**[09:19] Sign**
You do not have enough Love.
**[09:21] Berry**
Not enough Love.
**[09:23] Berry**
Gotta be more careful with how I use it.
**[09:25] Berry**
I'll have to get more.
**[09:29] Berry**
But... that's where
Phantom Zero Nation comes in!
**[09:33] Berry**
It's the most popular game in town,
and if I can catch Phantom Zero in it...
**[09:40] Berry**
People are gonna shower me with Love!
**[09:47] Berry**
"Zero is a lie."
**[09:48] Berry**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[09:52] Berry**
That's the way adults talk about it.
**[09:55] Berry**
But what Phantom Zero is
can't be put into words...
**[09:58] Berry**
Hence, zero.
**[10:03] Berry**
Whenever Zero shows up, the Love we're
all so excited about gets blown away.
**[10:08] Berry**
There can be no love in the face of zero.
**[10:11] Berry**
It's totally unreal...
**[10:12] Berry**
Like a phantom, in other words!
**[10:15] Game Zero**
I. Love. Ai.
**[10:22] Berry**
Isn't this roughly where Zero was spotted?
**[10:34] Berry**
What's this thing?!
**[10:38] Berry**
Wow!
**[10:39] Berry**
What am I looking at?
**[10:46] Berry**
*Left.*
**[10:49] Berry**
*Right.*
**[10:50] Hack**
Where the heckity heck is it?
**[10:52] Berry**
*Who's that?*
**[10:54] Berry**
*Could it be...*
**[10:55] Berry**
Where the heckity heck is it?
**[10:55] Berry**
*Left.*
**[10:57] Berry**
*Right.*
**[10:58] Berry**
*I knew it! Wow!*
**[11:02] Hack**
Oh well. Got a missing thingy...
**[11:05] Berry**
What was that? So Love-y!
**[11:08] Hack**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
**[11:35] Berry**
Love-y!
**[11:39] Hack**
There we are!
**[11:45] Hack**
Ring-a-ding! He might be a good mark.
**[11:47] Hack**
He's got Love to burn.
What a goofy doofus.
**[11:56] Hack**
Got it.
**[12:08] Middle Aged Guy**
Where the heck am I?!
**[12:14] Middle Aged Guy**
Huh? Dad?
**[12:18] Middle Aged Guy**
What... are you doing here?
**[12:21] Old Man**
Come now, boy.
**[12:23] Old Man**
Remember what I told you?
**[12:26] Old Man**
If you want to make me proud,
yadda yadda yadda.
**[12:29] Old Man**
But instead, you...
**[12:31] Middle Aged Guy**
But Dad...
**[12:33] Middle Aged Guy**
You're dead... aren't you?
**[12:36] Old Man**
Goofy doofus, instead of handling my
affairs, you've laid claim to my Love.
**[12:44] Old Man**
The Love that I earned.
**[12:46] Middle Aged Guy**
Uh, well... I was...
**[12:49] Middle Aged Guy**
I was *gonna* do it... I've just been busy.
**[12:52] Old Man**
No, that Love belongs to me,
and you're going to hand it over.
**[12:58] Middle Aged Guy**
I'm sorry, Dad.
**[13:00] SIGN**
Love Transfer
**[13:11] Middle Aged Guy**
My Love!
**[13:13] Hack**
Hey, goofy doofus.
**[13:14] Hack**
Spend the rest of that Love
on the funeral, y'hear?
**[13:17] Middle Aged Guy**
Who's there?!
**[13:18] Middle Aged Guy**
You tricked me! Where are you?! Get out here!
**[13:21] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[13:25] Middle Aged Guy**
Wait... Was that Phantom Zero?!
**[13:28] Berry**
Phantom Zero?
**[13:30] Berry**
I gotta tell the others!
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:33] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:34] Sign**
Phantom Zero Response Office
**[13:39] Berry**
Found the mark!
**[13:40] Harper**
Don't tell me...
**[13:42] Logi**
Phantom Zero?!
**[13:44] Berry**
Bingo!
**[13:45] Berry**
I was over on 4th Street, and I saw
this weirdo who was half invisible.
**[13:50] Harper**
That's awesome! What was this weirdo
like?! Let us see your Deco data!
**[13:54] Berry**
Well, here's the thing...
It was super hard to see 'em.
**[13:57] Berry**
I could only see 'em out of
the eye with the busted Deco...
**[14:00] Berry**
There's no data left, either.
**[14:02] Harper**
If there's no data, we've
got nothing to work with.
**[14:06] Logi**
"Zero is a lie."
**[14:07] Logi**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[14:10] Berry**
Fine! If you don't believe me,
I'll catch that weirdo myself!
**[14:20] Hack**
Where's that missing thingy?
**[14:24] Berry**
There!
**[14:32] Berry**
Huh? Where'd that weirdo go?
**[14:39] Hack**
Where oh where are you?
**[14:41] Berry**
I. Love. Ai.
**[14:45] Hack**
What are you? Some kinda nerdy-birdy?
**[14:48] Hack**
Just staaaring like that.
**[14:52] Berry**
Are you Phantom Zero?
**[14:56] Hack**
Time to bail!
**[14:57] Berry**
Wait up!
**[14:59] Hack**
Try and catch me, nerdy-birdy!
**[15:01] Berry**
You bet I will! I'm gonna catch you!
**[15:03] Hack**
You'll be swoony-loony
when I'm done with ya!
**[15:10] Berry**
Hold it!
**[15:14] Berry**
Get back here!
**[15:21] Hack**
Around we go!
**[15:21] Berry**
Man!
**[15:28] Berry**
I've got you now!
**[15:30] Berry**
And I'm bringing you in.
**[15:40] Berry**
What... the heck?
**[15:53] Mom**
Welcome home. How'd it go?
**[15:56] Berry**
No good news at all.
**[15:58] Dad**
What? You didn't get an infection
from your Deco, did you?
**[16:02] Mom**
You said it was just freezing
every now and then.
**[16:05] Berry**
Oh, *that*.
**[16:07] Dad**
We'll get you in to see the data
ophthalmologist at Central Hospital.
**[16:09] Berry**
No, no, I didn't mean *that*.
**[16:12] Mom**
Then, what did you mean?
**[16:14] Berry**
Um... well... you see...
**[16:16] Berry**
Oh, right! I didn't manage to get in.
I wonder if they got my time mixed up...
**[16:21] Dad**
Don't scare us like that.
**[16:23] Mom**
That's odd. I *know* I made the appointment.
**[16:26] Berry**
Ah, it's fine. I can always go tomorrow.
**[16:30] Dad**
Hold it.
**[16:32] Dad**
Having a Deco on the fritz
has got to be a pain.
**[16:35] Berry**
It's okay.
**[16:36] Mom**
Well, until it's fixed... Here.
**[16:39] Berry**
Thanks.
**[16:56] Berry**
Who *was* that weirdo?
**[17:24] Hack**
I'm home.
**[17:29] Hack**
Talk about a draggy-waggy.
**[17:33] Hack**
Don't sweat it, Pup. I just had some
nerdy-birdy staring holes into me.
**[17:39] Hack**
Oh, yeah.
**[17:40] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy thought she was onto something,
but she was swoony-loony after that chase!
**[17:45] Hack**
Left her busted and dusted!
**[17:48] Berry**
You're talking about me, aren't you?
**[17:52] Berry**
I didn't understand most of that,
but I could tell you were making fun of me.
**[17:56] Berry**
Still gonna make jokes
after I show you *this*?
**[18:01] Hack**
My missing thingy!
**[18:02] Hack**
Give it!
**[18:06] Berry**
Tough luck. This is just my avatar.
**[18:08] Berry**
Welcome to a little
Hyperverse space I created.
**[18:11] Hack**
Rage, rage, ragey-rage!
**[18:13] Berry**
I was able to track down your
little hideout by tracing the data
**[18:16] Berry**
your origami was broadcasting.
**[18:18] Hack**
I'm gonna chew up your nerdy-birdy butt!
**[18:21] Berry**
Pretty cool, right?
**[18:23] Berry**
So are you really Phantom Zero?
**[18:26] Hack**
Rage... Rage...
**[18:27] Berry**
My name's Berry.
**[18:28] Hack**
Snappy-yappy!
**[18:30] Berry**
Look, I don't know what you're
up to, but if you really are—
**[18:35] Hack**
Quit yappin' already, nerdy-birdy!
**[18:40] Berry**
No! Wait—
**[18:44] Berry**
Aw, I was so *close*! This sucks!
**[18:56] Berry**
Being able to force a Hyperverse
space to shut down like that...
**[19:00] Berry**
Maybe that weirdo really is...
**[19:03] Berry**
No way!
**[19:11] Berry**
How'd you find me?
**[19:16] Hack**
I was able to trace back your
data the exact same way.
**[19:19] Hack**
Don't think this makes us even,
though, nerdy-birdy.
**[19:21] Berry**
I don't even get what you mean.
**[19:24] Hack**
What are you, a nincompoop?
**[19:25] Berry**
Huh? *What* kind of poop?
**[19:27] Hack**
I already bailed on that spot from earlier.
**[19:30] Hack**
Ya ain't gonna get to stare it up a
second time. How d'ya like that?
**[19:34] Berry**
Look, if you *are* Phantom Zero...
**[19:37] Hack**
What if I am?
**[19:41] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[19:43] Berry**
Why does everyone say "Zero is a lie,
and everything that *isn't* zero is reality"?
**[19:51] Hack**
Gimme my missing thingy!
**[19:52] Hack**
Oops! Falling, falling, falling!
**[19:59] Hack**
Give it!
**[20:00] Berry**
Oh, come on. You don't think
I'm *that* stupid, do you?
**[20:02] Hack**
Just give it back!
**[20:04] Berry**
Not happening!
**[20:06] Berry**
Not unless you tell me about Zero...
**[20:19] Berry**
No way. Is this the Zero Phenomenon?
**[20:24] Hack**
Zero... Phantom Zero...
**[20:27] Hack**
...is glitchy-witchy.
**[20:31] Berry**
Wow, amazing! What is this?!
**[20:33] Berry**
Are we in the Hyperverse now?
**[20:37] Berry**
Did you do this?
**[20:39] Hack**
No. It's glitchy-witchy.
**[20:45] Hack**
Ixnay!
**[20:47] Hack**
We gotta bail, nerdy-birdy!
**[20:49] Berry**
What's going on?!
**[20:50] Hack**
Touching that stuff's a big ixnay!
**[20:53] Berry**
"Ixnay"?
**[20:59] Berry**
I don't get what's going on, but it's Love-y!
**[21:07] Hack**
Kilo! Mega! Giga!
**[21:09] Berry**
Wow!
**[21:15] Berry**
Shoot!
**[21:22] Berry**
What now?
**[21:24] Hack**
Peta! Exa!
**[21:27] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[21:30] Hack**
Zet-ta!
**[21:32] Berry**
Nice one!
**[21:35] Hack**
Got my missing thingy back!
**[21:37] Berry**
Hold it!
**[21:40] Hack**
Time to hotfoot it outta here!
**[21:41] Berry**
Wait up!
**[21:49] Berry**
I've got you now.
**[21:51] Berry**
So what now?
**[21:52] Hack**
Creepy-creeping...
**[21:57] Berry**
What *is* that?
**[21:59] Hack**
That's glitchy-witchy...
**[22:03] Hack**
Phantom Zero.
**[22:05] Berry**
Really?!
# E2 - The Mysterious Stranger
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN1XM8/the-mysterious-stranger)
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**[00:03] Mom**
Berry, it's morning. Time to get up.
**[00:09] Mom**
Berry?! What are you doing out there?
**[00:16] Berry**
There was this weird kid...
Phantom Zero...
**[00:20] Mom**
A weird phantom?
**[00:22] Mom**
Did you fall asleep while logged in again?
**[00:26] Berry**
Logged in? Oh, yeah...
I *was* in the Hyperverse...
**[00:30] Mom**
It's almost time for school. Come on,
it's time to get up and get ready.
**[00:34] Mom**
And make sure you actually
*go* to the doctor's today.
**[00:37] Berry**
'Kay.
**[00:39] Berry**
Huh? Was it... all a dream?
**[00:44] Berry**
Nope!
**[02:16] Hack**
Giga!
**[02:18] Hack**
Tera! Peta! Exa! Zetta!
**[02:21] Hack**
Yotta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
***SIGN*** The Mysterious
Stranger
***SIGN*** The Mysterious
Stranger
***SIGN*** The Mysterious
Stranger
**[02:24] Hack**
This just ain't happa-bappa-happening!
**[02:29] Hack**
Za-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam!
**[02:39] Hack**
Cheese it!
**[02:42] Hack**
Where oh where is the outty-boutty?
**[02:44] Berry**
What ya lookin' for?
**[02:46] Hack**
The sorti-exit!
**[02:48] Berry**
An exit?
**[02:49] Hack**
But glitchy-witchy's setups are too
high-spec, so the exit's a missing thingy!
**[02:53] Berry**
Just what I'd expect from a
high-def custom Hyperverse space.
**[02:57] Berry**
So Love-y!
**[03:01] Hack**
No backdoor?!
**[03:04] Berry**
Guess we need time to find
the legit exit, or we're stuck.
**[03:08] Hack**
Let's just bail already!
**[03:10] Berry**
Yeah!
**[03:32] Berry**
Wow!
**[03:33] Hack**
Rargh!
**[03:44] Hack**
Tick-tocky?!
**[03:45] Berry**
What *is* this?!
**[03:57] Berry**
What's going on?! It's kinda fun!
**[03:59] Berry**
Hey, wait up!
**[04:08] Hack**
Quit tryna gobble us up already!
**[04:10] Berry**
Zappo!
**[04:26] Berry**
Ka-ching!
**[04:28] Berry**
Got me some data on glitchy-witchy!
**[04:37] Berry**
Okay, so what do we do next?!
**[04:39] Hack**
Gotta scope the shell outta the town!
**[04:47] Berry**
Wow.
**[04:49] Berry**
What is it?
**[04:55] Berry**
A program that spreads like slime mold?
I've never seen anything like it.
**[04:59] Hack**
Gimme the big search.
**[05:01] Hack**
Get all sticky-wicky with the network.
**[05:07] Hack**
Bingo!
**[05:11] Berry**
Love-y!
**[05:12] Hack**
Time to bail!
**[05:13] BerrY**
Ah, wait up!
**[05:22] Berry**
Is this the finish line?
**[05:26] Hack**
Ker-clunk.
**[05:35] Berry**
Guess there's one last bit to go!
**[05:38] Berry**
Huh?
**[05:42] Berry**
Hey...
**[05:49] Hack**
Alley-oop!
**[05:52] Hack**
Hey, nerdy-birdy! Gimme five!
**[05:56] Hack**
Take it!
**[05:59] Berry**
Hey!
**[06:01] Hack**
Let's bail on outta here.
**[06:13] Hack**
Whoa, there.
**[06:16] Hack**
Bailing!
**[06:17] Hack**
And away we go!
**[06:42] Trooper B**
There are signs of
Demo-camouflage at the scene.
**[06:44] Captain**
Copy that. I want everyone
using camo-compensator mode.
**[06:59] Trooper A**
We're the Customer Center's
Special Eval Committee Task Force.
**[07:02] Hack**
You guys come to stare at me too, huh?
**[07:04] Trooper B**
You're wanted on suspicion
of illegal Love fabrication
**[07:07] Trooper B**
and unauthorized
Love score modification.
**[07:10] Trooper A**
Don't move. We're going to restrain you.
**[07:12] Trooper A**
Fire!
**[07:16] Hack**
Quit yellin'!
**[07:23] Trooper A**
Dammit.
**[07:24] Troopers**
There's no citizen registry data.
**[07:26] Trooper A**
A "Yurei"? Watch yourselves.
**[07:34] Trooper A**
Digital smoke!
**[07:35] Hack**
Blammo!
**[07:42] Trooper B**
That fried my Deco.
**[07:49] Trooper A**
Suspicious Yurei spotted at the scene
of a Zero Phenomenon in District 16.
**[07:53] Trooper A**
Requesting a perimeter based
on the findings of our search.
**[07:56] Trooper A**
Code 410!
**[08:02] Council Chairman**
We'll dispatch a cleanup crew to the scene.
**[08:05] Council Chairman**
What happened to those Yurei
tags the search team mentioned?
**[08:08] Councilman A**
Well, Mr. Chairman,
**[08:10] Councilman A**
we've found what we believe to be a
safehouse hidden behind a Deco facade.
**[08:27] Search Trooper**
SEC Task Force!
**[08:29] Trooper C**
No sudden moves! Come quietly!
**[08:38] Trooper C**
It's a recorded decoy.
**[08:39] Trooper D**
We were too late.
**[08:42] Trooper C**
Damn Yurei.
**[08:47] Trooper C**
Huh? Are you getting static?
**[08:47] Hack**
Sneaky sneaky sneak...
**[08:49] Trooper D**
What's wrong?
**[08:50] Trooper C**
My Deco's being tampered with!
**[08:52] Trooper D**
Is that Yurei still around here somewhere?
**[08:55] Trooper D**
There you are!
**[08:57] Trooper C**
Don't give us trouble!
**[08:57] Hack**
Nein, nein.
**[09:01] Trooper D**
Wh-What the...
**[09:03] Trooper C**
Our Decos have been hijacked!
**[09:06] Hack**
And a-bailing we will go!
**[09:08] Hack**
Hup!
**[09:13] Hack**
Switch the Deco camo back on and...
**[09:21] Hack**
Tera!
**[09:42] Girl A**
Hey, you hungry?
**[09:43] Guy B**
Sure. Wanna go get something fancy?
**[09:45] Girl A**
Good idea! We can splurge our Love—
**[09:48] Girl A**
What was *that*? Crazy.
**[09:50] Guy B**
Made me jump.
**[10:10] Professor**
With that being the case...
**[10:12] Harper**
Say what? The Zero Phenomenon?
**[10:14] Logi**
What are you talking about?
**[10:16] Berry**
Like I said, it happened in
my neighborhood last night.
**[10:20] Harper**
You live in District 16, right?
**[10:23] Harper**
Can't be. There'd be records of alerts
and stuff if something had happened.
**[10:28] Harper**
You've been actin' weird lately.
**[10:29] Logi**
Yeah. The office yesterday
being a prime example.
**[10:32] Berry**
Does this mean that weirdo *wasn't*
a new character from the game?
**[10:37] Harper**
What weirdo?
**[10:40] Logi**
Wait, the game got a new character?
I didn't hear about that.
**[10:43] Harper**
Besides, Berry, you weren't
even logged in yesterday.
**[10:48] Berry**
Huh? You're right.
**[10:49] Berry**
Then, what was that...
**[10:51] Logi**
Your Deco's acting up, right?
**[10:53] Harper**
Yeah, it's gotta be that.
**[10:55] Logi**
You *did* say that was how you were
able to see this "weirdo" of yours.
**[10:58] Berry**
Even so...
**[10:59] Logi**
You imagined the whole thing.
**[11:04] Berry**
I'll just have to investigate.
**[11:06] Harper**
Then, let's play the game!
**[11:07] Berry**
Yeah!
**[11:07] Logi**
I'm in! I wonder if the
new story content's out.
**[11:13] Professor**
You three! Are you muted *again*?
**[11:16] Professor**
This is your doing, isn't it, Berry?
**[11:19] Berry**
Yeah! Sorry! Bye!
**[11:21] Professor**
Hey! Get back here!
**[11:25] Berry**
It doesn't make sense.
**[11:26] Berry**
Maybe it's 'cause I fell
asleep in the Hyperverse.
**[11:32] Berry**
And this thing...
**[11:34] Berry**
I have no clue what it is.
**[11:52] 0-N Zero**
Now, let us begin.
**[11:55] 0-N Zero**
My puzzle is a mystifying one...
**[11:57] 0-N Zero**
But there is no puzzle
that cannot be solved.
**[12:01] 0-N Zero**
You needn't worry on that score.
**[12:04] 0-N Zero**
However, it's a question of speed.
**[12:07] 0-N Zero**
Who came up with these
impossible means, and how?
**[12:11] 0-N Zero**
And what did they do to pull it off?
These are the questions you must answer.
**[12:16] 0-N Zero**
Yes, you must up your speed of
thought until you surpass all others.
**[12:21] 0-N Zero**
Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
capable of doing things no one else can.
**[12:30] Logi**
Awesome! Phantom Zero rules!
**[12:33] Harper**
That was totally wizard!
**[12:35] Berry**
Yeah...
**[12:36] Logi**
C'mon, Berry. It's the hotly
awaited new story stuff!
**[12:38] Harper**
It's Love-y, right?
**[12:39] Berry**
Yeah.
**[12:40] Logi**
You really *are* acting weird.
**[12:42] Berry**
Sorry, I'm gonna log off for today.
**[12:45] Harper/Logi**
Berry?!
**[12:47] Berry**
A magician, huh?
**[12:49] Berry**
Normally, that'd be the kind of Love-y
new twist that'd get me really excited...
**[12:54] Notification**
* It is almost time for your*
* ophthalmologist appointment.*
**[12:55] Berry**
Ah, I'd better go.
**[12:59] Berry**
Oh, right. I should probably wear this.
**[13:14] Berry**
Maybe it really was part of the game.
**[13:17] Berry**
Looking back, it all started with
that Phantom Zero ad I saw.
**[13:22] Berry**
And that weirdo...
**[13:27] Berry**
I think it was around here.
**[13:30] Berry**
Maybe the ad I saw tagged me for access?
**[13:40] Berry**
If it was some kind of secret test,
that's kinda impressive.
**[13:43] Berry**
Maybe I was chosen at
random for a beta test?
**[13:47] Berry**
Would that be Love-y?
**[13:50] Berry**
Crap, I'm late!
***SIGN*** Prescriptions
***SIGN*** Checkout
***SIGN*** Checkout
**[13:56] Commercial**
*The next generation of Deco.*
**[13:57] Commercial**
* Let the world you see be more*
* beautiful than anything else.*
**[14:00] Commercial**
* The procedure is simple.*
* Talk to your clinician about it.*
**[14:05] Commercial**
*All citizens are required to use Deco.*
**[14:09] Commercial**
* For those who would prefer*
* not to undergo optical surgery,*
**[14:13] Commercial**
* a number of convenient and comfortable*
* Glasses Decos are available.*
**[14:17] Commercial**
Reception
**[14:18] Commercial**
*Ask about availability.*
**[14:21] Robot Nurse**
Next patient, please. Miss Berry.
**[14:24] Berry**
Here.
**[14:26] Eye Doctor**
I'll take a look at the right eye now.
**[14:30] Eye Doctor**
I see. Look to the right, please.
**[14:32] Eye Doctor**
And the left.
**[14:34] Eye Doctor**
Yes, it's definitely broken.
**[14:36] Berry**
I-I see...
**[14:39] Eye Doctor**
The fastest thing would
be to simply replace it.
**[14:42] Eye Doctor**
Let's begin the procedure immediately.
**[14:44] Berry**
U-Uh, I'm—
**[14:45] Robot Nurse**
Okay! Preparing the patient!
**[14:50] Berry**
U-Um, listen—
**[14:53] Eye Doctor**
Don't worry. This won't take a second.
**[15:01] Logi**
Your Deco's acting up, right?
**[15:04] Harper**
Yeah, it's gotta be that.
**[15:06] Logi**
You *did* say that was how you were
able to see this "weirdo" of yours.
**[15:09] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy.
**[15:12] Berry**
*The weirdo!*
**[15:16] Robot Nurse**
Oh, no! Sit back! Sit back!
**[15:17] Eye Doctor**
It's okay. There's nothing to worry about.
**[15:20] Berry**
Y'know what? Forget it!
**[15:22] Berry**
See ya!
**[15:23] Robot Nurse**
Wait! It's not scary! Not scary at all!
**[15:27] Berry**
I'm home...
**[15:32] Notifications**
*Your Deco treatment is incomplete.*
**[15:34] Notifications**
*Please schedule a—*
**[15:36] Notifications**
*Your Deco treatment is incomplete.*
**[15:38] Notifications**
*Please schedule a follow-up.*
**[15:41] Notifications**
*Your Deco treatment is incomplete.*
**[15:41] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:41] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:41] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:42] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:42] Notifications**
Knock First!
**[15:43] Notifications**
*Please schedule a follow-up.*
**[15:43] Berry**
Oh, give it a rest!
**[15:45] Berry**
Fine.
**[15:47] Sign**
Incomplete
**[15:47] Sign**
Deco Exam
**[15:48] Berry**
Set the exam to complete.
**[15:49] Sign**
Completed
**[15:49] Sign**
Update Successful
**[15:49] Notification**
*Your exam has been completed.*
**[15:52] Berry**
That oughta do it.
**[15:59] Berry**
Now I might see that weirdo again...
**[16:02] Berry**
Love-y!
**[16:11] Berry**
Mom?
**[16:14] Berry**
Dad?
**[16:15] Berry**
They're not here.
**[16:17] Berry**
I guess I did get back from the doc's early.
**[16:22] Berry**
Which means this is my chance!
**[16:27] Berry**
If I use their work Hyperverse space,
**[16:31] Berry**
I can find out about yesterday's
Zero Phenomenon and that weirdo!
**[16:39] Berry**
It's my birthday.
**[16:52] Mods in the background**
Rejected. Rejected. Approved.
Rejected. Approved.
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
Approved.
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:56] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
That new crêpe place downtown
is super good! Recommended
#crape #decogenic
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Approved.
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:57] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Rejected.
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Puuko's been really full of it lately.
So annoying. Let's all ignore her!
#classmute
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:58] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Approved.
**[16:59] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[17:00] Mod in the foreground**
Another day of defending world peace!
#hiro #peace #worldpeace #SekaiHeiwa
**[17:00] Berry**
Wow...
**[17:02] Berry**
First, we need a disguise.
**[17:05] Berry**
*Nice view from up here.*
**[17:07] Berry**
Hey, how's it going?
**[17:11] Berry**
*Now, where does Dad sit?*
**[17:20] Lady Mod B**
Approved.
**[17:22] Lady Mod B**
Approved.
**[17:25] Lady Mod B**
Rejected.
**[17:29] Lady Mod B**
Rejected.
**[17:34] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:35] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:37] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:39] Lady Mod C**
Rejected.
**[17:40] Berry**
*Wait, that's from...*
**[17:43] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:45] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:46] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:48] Guy Mod D**
Rejected.
**[17:49] Berry**
*"Delete" means they're being wiped, right?*
**[17:52] Berry**
*Then, it really* did *happen.
It wasn't just part of a game.*
**[17:56] Lady Mod E**
Rejected.
**[17:59] Lady Mod E**
Rejected.
**[18:00] Guy Mod F**
Rejected.
**[18:02] Guy Mod G**
Rejected.
**[18:03] Lady Mod H**
Rejected.
**[18:05] Berry**
*What's going on here?*
**[18:06] Berry**
*I'd better find what I need, and fast.*
**[18:11] Berry**
*Here we go. Dad's seat.*
**[18:17] Berry**
*I need to grab some evidence.*
**[18:21] Dad**
Berry! What do you think you're doing?!
**[18:27] Mom**
Berry, what were you trying to do?
**[18:30] Berry**
Well... you weren't here,
so I went looking...
**[18:33] Dad**
In our office, without permission?
**[18:35] Mom**
Come on. What were you *actually* doing?
**[18:38] Berry**
What were *they* actually doing, Mom and Dad?
**[18:42] Dad**
You don't need to know that.
**[18:44] Berry**
But everybody was deleting a bunch of data!
**[18:48] Dad**
That's our job. We're content moderators.
**[18:52] Berry**
Your job?
**[18:54] Mom**
That's right. We make it so people don't
have to see things that'd make them worry.
**[18:58] Mom**
It's a very important job.
**[18:59] Berry**
But what happens if people
can't tell what's real anymore?
**[19:03] Mom**
Listen. If it *is* something important,
deleting it won't make it go away. Right?
**[19:09] Berry**
But isn't that just *lying*?!
**[19:11] Dad**
Berry!
**[19:12] Mom**
Honey...
**[19:21] Dad**
Berry.
**[19:22] Dad**
For now, you're grounded, and you can
only log onto the Hyperverse for school.
**[19:28] Berry**
Fine!
**[19:30] Mom**
Berry, wait a minute!
**[19:31] Dad**
Let her go.
**[19:33] Mom**
But honey... This is too complex for her.
**[19:39] Berry**
Lies. It all really happened.
**[19:51] Berry**
Mom and Dad are just liars, and all that
was nonsense. I don't care anymore.
**[19:56] Berry**
That weirdo's really out there.
**[19:58] Berry**
And this time, I'm gonna track you down.
**[20:02] Berry**
This thing has to hold some kinda clue...
**[20:09] Berry**
Wow!
**[20:12] Berry**
What's this?
**[20:23] Berry**
Found you!
**[20:29] Berry**
Okay.
**[20:33] Berry**
Let's do this!
**[20:44] Berry**
This is totally different from the daytime.
All these bright lights are pretty hype!
**[20:50] Berry**
Whoa, wait a second...
**[20:52] Berry**
I'm *actually* running away from home.
**[20:54] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[20:58] Berry**
Something smells good!
**[21:04] Berry**
What's that?
**[21:07] Berry**
An... avatar?
**[21:12] Berry**
Excuse me—
**[21:13] Drunk**
Care for a sip, bambina?
**[21:19] Berry**
What was that? Why was there a cat?
**[21:26] Berry**
So weird.
**[21:27] Berry**
Oh, right.
**[21:29] Berry**
I need to go there... Which is this way!
**[21:41] Berry**
This is the spot.
**[21:50] Berry**
Wh-Who are you?
**[22:01] Finn**
Where is Hack?
**[22:04] Berry**
Hack?
# E3 - A Sham Trial
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ2QWN/a-sham-trial)
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**[00:08] Investigator A**
Now, between your
illegally modified Deco,
**[00:11] Investigator A**
and the way you fabricated
a prime access code,
**[00:14] Investigator A**
there's no way you're an amateur.
**[00:16] Investigator A**
You do this a lot, don't you?
**[00:21] Investigator B**
How long are you going to stay quiet?
**[00:23] Investigator B**
We've put together a list of denied
incidents the Customer Center has handled.
**[00:31] Investigator A**
A Love transfer scam, hm?
That was definitely you.
**[00:36] Investigator A**
A Yurei who can't talk? How convenient.
**[00:39] Investigator B**
How about this, then?
**[00:41] Investigator B**
Look at this. This so-called "Zero
Phenomenon" the public is panicking over...
**[00:46] Investigator B**
This was taken in an area where Love values
were reset to zero. And that's you, isn't it?
**[00:50] Investigator A**
I'm thinking you caused the Zero
Phenomenon and made off with the Love.
***SIGN*** A Sham Trial
***SIGN*** A Sham Trial
***SIGN*** A Sham Trial
**[02:30] Berry**
Is Hack the name of that weirdo?
**[02:36] Berry**
E-Excuse me...
**[02:42] Berry**
W-Wow, you've got pretty fingers.
**[02:47] Finn**
That explains it.
**[02:49] Finn**
I see.
**[02:53] Berry**
Hey, it's the robot that
was with the weirdo!
**[02:57] Finn**
I understand, Pup.
**[02:59] Finn**
So Hack was taken by the Customer
Center, and you got left behind...
**[03:03] Berry**
So do you guys know
where that weirdo Hack is?
**[03:12] Berry**
Hey! Wait up!
**[03:18] Berry**
So where are you going?
**[03:20] Berry**
And hey, about this "Hack"...
**[03:23] Berry**
Are you that weirdo's friend?
**[03:26] Finn**
It's none of your business.
Go get your Deco fixed.
**[03:29] Berry**
Wait, how do you even know about that?
**[03:31] Berry**
And that's none of *your* business.
**[03:34] Berry**
So did something happen to that Hack kid?
**[03:37] Berry**
And hey, you mentioned the Customer
Center before. What's that about?
**[03:42] Finn**
Hack was caught.
**[03:44] Berry**
Why?
**[03:46] Berry**
Wait... Did that happen after
that weirdo helped me escape?
**[03:50] Berry**
It's my fault.
**[03:54] Finn**
Hack... helped you?
**[03:57] Berry**
Wh-What is it?
**[03:59] Finn**
Come with me.
**[04:00] Berry**
Who exactly are you?
**[04:03] Finn**
A ghost.
**[04:20] Berry**
Wow, I'm seeing a lot
of secret hideouts lately.
**[04:28] Finn**
He said "Don't touch."
**[04:34] Berry**
So about Hack...
**[04:36] Finn**
How did you find that
location where I met you?
**[04:40] Berry**
Huh? Well, I mean...
**[04:42] Finn**
And who are you to Hack?
**[04:49] Berry**
I guess you could say... we're friends?
**[04:52] Berry**
Or maybe not.
**[04:58] Finn**
What are you *doing*?!
**[04:59] Berry**
Ah, sorry!
**[05:00] Berry**
It's just... Earlier, you said you were a ghost...
**[05:05] Finn**
What of it?
**[05:06] Berry**
I mean, you can't touch ghosts, right?
**[05:14] Berry**
What's he laughing at?
**[05:16] Finn**
The "ghosts" on this island aren't
the restless spirits of the dead.
**[05:23] Finn**
They are people whose births aren't
recognized, let alone their deaths.
**[05:29] Berry**
What kinda "ghosts" are those?
**[05:33] Finn**
You know how you need a
Deco to live on this island, yes?
**[05:38] Finn**
It makes switching between
reality and the Hyperverse possible.
**[05:43] Finn**
But to get a Deco, you need
to be a registered citizen.
**[05:46] Finn**
And what if, for whatever reason,
**[05:49] Finn**
that registration never happened,
or details of it got lost or erased?
**[05:54] Finn**
The result is a not-insignificant
number of unregistered citizens.
**[05:58] Finn**
People outside the system.
**[06:01] Finn**
Citizens in the shadows, their
existence not officially recognized.
**[06:04] Finn**
Those are the Yurei.
**[06:07] Finn**
And in exchange for not having a place in
the system, they can go where they please
**[06:12] Finn**
without anyone discovering them.
**[06:16] Berry**
I never knew there were people like that.
**[06:19] Finn**
It isn't simply a case of not
knowing. You were never told.
**[06:22] Finn**
They arrange it so there's no way to find out.
**[06:27] Berry**
But I can see you.
**[06:29] Finn**
Right. It's not like the unregistered
use some kind of special magic.
**[06:35] Finn**
And we're not invisible.
**[06:38] Finn**
This is just what Yurei are.
**[06:39] Berry**
Hack, too?
**[06:41] Finn**
By hacking people's Decos, Hack's
able to move around town undetected.
**[06:45] Berry**
Hacking?
**[06:47] Berry**
I get it. Because my Deco's broken,
that didn't work and I was able to see Hack.
**[06:54] Berry**
Being a Yurei sounds pretty awesome!
**[07:02] Berry**
What's he saying?
**[07:03] Finn**
He's asking you to return Hack's device.
**[07:07] Berry**
Wait, is that...
**[07:12] Finn**
He thinks there's no way
Hack would help you.
**[07:16] Finn**
That you were just a convenient
way to keep the device safe.
**[07:20] Berry**
Wh-What's with that?
**[07:24] Finn**
I have to agree.
**[07:26] Finn**
You finding that location is proof.
**[07:33] Berry**
Well, I don't have any device, so whatever.
**[07:37] Berry**
I don't know what you just said,
but you're ticking me off!
**[07:49] Guard**
Your trial will be held shortly
in the Customer Center.
**[07:53] Guard**
Since you're a Yurei, I'm sure you know this,
**[07:55] Guard**
but given the unrecognized
status of unregistered citizens,
**[07:58] Guard**
the trial will be held in private.
**[08:01] Guard**
Even so, the jury will be made up of Center
employees, and fairness is guaranteed.
**[08:10] Guard**
I can't believe a kid's responsible for
the Zero Phenomenon. What a mess.
**[08:14] Guard**
We've got our hands full with the game cover
story and staff cleaning up all traces of it.
**[08:30] Hack**
That was a good nap.
**[08:39] Madam**
Hello. How are you?
**[08:42] Finn**
Madam 44.
**[08:44] Madam**
Finn.
**[08:45] Madam**
Out of all the inventors ever, do you know
which is the greatest creator of all time?
**[08:52] Madam**
It's the "accident," my dear.
**[08:54] Madam**
Yes, I'm reminded of the time those fine
ladies wandered into the misty forest...
**[09:01] Madam**
Right before I shot that wicked magistrate
with an arrow from my golden bow.
**[09:06] Madam**
Yes, that little "accident" had my
heart roaring like a lion. Just like now!
**[09:13] Madam**
You're in a spot of trouble, aren't you?
**[09:16] Finn**
I am. And you could call it an "accident."
**[09:19] Finn**
I must admit, gossip queen or not,
I'm impressed you already know.
**[09:24] Madam**
Underestimate my connections at
your peril. This isn't like you, though.
**[09:29] Madam**
Good thing I already have a lead.
**[09:31] Finn**
You know where Hack's being held?
**[09:34] Madam**
Oh, little Hacky isn't just being *held*...
**[09:37] Madam**
They're setting the poor child up to take the
fall for this "Zero Phenomenon" nonsense.
**[09:43] Finn**
They're blaming the
Zero Phenomenon on Hack?
**[09:45] Madam**
Yes, as if the child were Phantom Zero.
**[09:47] Berry**
That's not true!
**[09:48] Berry**
That weirdo wasn't to blame!
**[09:51] Berry**
I saw it happen. When the
Zero Phenomenon kicked in,
**[09:54] Berry**
it wasn't Hack who caused it!
**[10:02] Madam**
You'd need evidence to prove that, my dear.
**[10:06] Madam**
And you'd need it right away, because the
trial is scheduled for tomorrow morning.
**[10:17] Berry**
What do I do? This is my fault.
**[10:20] Berry**
They're gonna make that weirdo out to be
Phantom Zero because of me. What can I do?
**[10:25] Berry**
Hey, what'll happen to Hack?
**[10:27] Finn**
If convicted, Hack will be
moved to a correctional facility.
**[10:32] Finn**
Never to be seen again.
**[10:35] Berry**
Not happenin'!
**[10:37] Berry**
I mean, I wanna see that weirdo
again. Plus, the kid's innocent.
**[10:41] Berry**
Hack's not Phantom Zero.
**[10:42] Finn**
But without any evidence...
**[10:45] Berry**
What about data from when we got
caught in the Zero Phenomenon?
**[10:49] Berry**
There might be some on here.
**[10:55] Finn**
So you did have something of Hack's.
**[10:57] Berry**
Please.
**[11:00] Finn**
Analyzing this might help
us solve the mystery.
**[11:04] Berry**
Awesome! You're gonna examine
it in the Hyperverse, right?
**[11:07] Berry**
I wanna come, too!
**[11:10] Finn**
Then, I shall have you do it. And...
**[11:15] Finn**
I'll make the most picturesque Hyperverse
space in all of creation for you to explore.
**[11:21] Finn**
A what-esque what now?
**[11:23] Finn**
I don't follow, but it sounds Love-y!
**[11:26] Finn**
Everything we need is on its way.
**[11:32] Hank**
Hey, Finn, baby!
**[11:36] Hank**
Down it goes.
**[11:38] Finn**
Hank, we don't have much time.
We need to start building.
**[11:42] Hank**
The kid ain't around today?
**[11:45] Hank**
Looks like somethin' bad's gone down...
**[11:47] Hank**
So you're going into the Hyperverse?
Ya sure that's a good idea?
**[11:52] Finn**
No. She's going in.
**[11:55] Hank**
This girl here?! For real?
**[11:57] Berry**
Yep!
**[12:03] Berry**
This is some beefy hardware.
**[12:05] Hank**
You know your stuff, sweetheart.
**[12:07] Berry**
Don't I, though?
**[12:08] Hank**
Okay. All set!
**[12:10] Hank**
Yeah!
**[12:11] Hank**
I call this the "Spirit of the
Storm," also known as...
**[12:14] Hank**
The SOS!
**[12:18] Berry**
Love-y!
**[12:19] Finn**
This should do fine.
**[12:20] Finn**
Now I just need to decompress
the data on this device...
**[12:26] Hank**
All right, folks, I'll leave you to it.
**[12:29] Hank**
Bon voyage.
**[12:42] Berry**
Okay!
**[12:43] Finn**
Data analysis complete.
**[12:47] Finn**
Activating Hyperverse.
**[12:50] Berry**
Let's-a go!
**[12:58] Berry**
It's so Love-y that you
can make a world like this.
**[13:01] Berry**
Plus, it's totally standalone.
**[13:04] Berry**
No connections means it's not
utilizing any shared data, right?
**[13:08] Berry**
That's crazy! It puts the
"Hyper" in Hyperverse!
**[13:11] Finn**
*Stop muttering to yourself.*
**[13:13] Finn**
*You can hear me, yes?*
**[13:15] Finn**
* I'm going to set construction prime*
* authorization to the highest level.*
**[13:19] Finn**
*Get ready.*
**[13:24] Berry**
Wow!
**[13:25] Berry**
Okay!
**[13:27] Berry**
So fast!
**[13:32] Berry**
What the...
**[13:37] Berry**
I can't stop!
**[13:40] Finn**
Simmer down.
**[13:43] Berry**
This is nothing!
**[13:48] Finn**
Okay, I'm going to display the
data from Hack's device now.
**[13:57] Berry**
Wow. It's usually only the Customer Center
that can produce something this detailed.
**[14:01] Berry**
You're awesome, Finn!
**[14:03] Finn**
*Skip the flattery.*
**[14:05] Finn**
* Use the Timeline to figure out where*
* ground zero for the Phenomenon was.*
**[14:09] Berry**
Right.
**[14:11] Berry**
What the heck is this tech, though?
**[14:15] Berry**
This should do it.
**[14:19] Berry**
There!
**[14:21] Berry**
I think that's the place.
**[14:28] Berry**
Okay, now to find it!
**[14:42] Finn**
What is it? Is there too
much data to sort through?
**[14:45] Finn**
Your Deco's acting up, too.
**[14:47] Berry**
*Yeah. I'm still good, though.*
**[14:49] Finn**
It's the right eye, yes? Be careful.
**[14:59] Berry**
This is it.
**[15:00] Berry**
See? This proves Hack didn't do it.
**[15:03] Finn**
*All right, understood.*
**[15:04] Finn**
* Now you just need to reproduce the data from*
* when the Zero Phenomenon became active.*
**[15:08] Berry**
Got it!
**[15:12] Berry**
Is this how it happened?
**[15:15] Berry**
Well, Hack didn't do it, and it doesn't
seem like anyone's *making* it happen...
**[15:20] Berry**
Did it just happen naturally?
**[15:23] Berry**
Okay. Got the record.
**[15:30] Finn**
We can't be sure it was a natural
occurrence yet. There's not enough data.
**[15:35] Berry**
*You think? But who could've done it, then?*
**[15:38] Finn**
There'll be plenty of time
to find that out later.
**[15:55] Finn**
All done.
**[15:56] Finn**
Right!
**[16:02] Prosecutor**
As I've just laid out,
**[16:03] Prosecutor**
the defendant has pilfered Love scores
on multiple occasions in the past.
**[16:08] Prosecutor**
In addition to fabricating scores—
**[16:13] Hack**
So sleepy...
**[16:15] Judge**
Continue.
**[16:16] Prosecution**
As such, the defendant caused the Zero
Phenomenon in order to steal even more Love.
**[16:21] Prosecution**
In short, the defendant is Phantom Zero!
**[16:24] Belle**
Objection!
**[16:30] Judge**
And you are?
**[16:31] Belle**
My apologies, your honor.
**[16:33] Belle**
I know I'm late, but I'm here
to represent the defendant.
**[16:38] Belle**
I'm a defense lawyer.
**[16:40] Belle**
My name is Belle.
**[16:41] Prosecution**
The defendant already declined legal
representation. Who arranged this?
**[16:46] Belle**
Uh, well, it was...
**[16:48] Finn**
*Say it was a human rights group.*
**[16:51] Finn**
It was a cumin whites gloop!
**[16:53] Finn**
Huh?
**[16:54] Judge**
Order!
**[16:56] Judge**
Now, who arranged this?
**[16:58] Finn**
*Human. Rights. Group.*
**[17:00] Berry**
Oh, crap.
**[17:02] Berry**
I-It was a human rights group.
**[17:08] Berry**
Now, members of the jury...
**[17:16] Berry**
I'd like you to look at this.
**[17:18] Berry**
First, I'd like to submit this
data recreation as evidence.
**[17:23] Berry**
You're looking at the location where
the Zero Phenomenon occurred.
**[17:27] Berry**
And this is it in action.
**[17:30] Berry**
As you can see, the Zero Phenomenon
doesn't appear to be triggered by anyone,
**[17:34] Berry**
but rather, it is something
that occurs naturally.
**[17:37] Berry**
Now, here is the defendant
at that same moment in time.
**[17:41] Berry**
As you can see, this is a
completely different location,
**[17:45] Berry**
meaning in terms of time and place, there's
no way my client could've been responsible!
**[17:51] Finn**
* Hey. Don't forget about the*
* issues with your right eye.*
**[17:54] Belle**
Yes, it's pure coincidence that my client was
found at the scene of the Zero Phenomenon.
**[17:59] Belle**
As you can see, if anything, the defendant
was a victim of this strange occurrence.
**[18:05] Belle**
And this data is irrefutable proof of that!
**[18:12] Finn**
* Don't get worked up.*
* You'll wreck the disguise.*
**[18:16] Belle**
"Zero is a lie. And everything
that is *not* zero is the truth."
**[18:20] Belle**
These are the words spoken by the Phantom
Zero present in the popular video game.
**[18:25] Belle**
But a game is just that: a game.
**[18:27] Belle**
In short, the incident this case centers
around has nothing to do with Phantom Zero,
**[18:33] Belle**
who is nothing more than
a character in a video game.
**[18:36] Belle**
However, due to the prosecutor's insistence
on there being a connection to Phantom Zero,
**[18:42] Belle**
a completely innocent person
has been held responsible
**[18:45] Belle**
in a total miscarriage of justice!
**[18:50] Berry**
Your honor!
**[18:51] Judge**
Wh-Who are you?
**[18:54] Juror A**
Wait, wasn't she in the video evidence?
**[18:56] Juror**
What's going on?
**[18:58] Juror**
What's a child doing in here?
**[18:58] Juror**
Uh...
**[18:59] Finn**
*What happened?*
**[19:01] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[19:03] Berry**
I messed up.
**[19:07] Juror A**
What *is* that?
**[19:14] Hack**
Back for more, glitchy-witchy?!
**[19:19] Juror B**
Look! The Zero Phenomenon!
**[19:21] Juror C**
I-It's Phantom Zero!
**[19:22] Juror D**
D-Don't be stupid! This isn't a game!
**[19:25] Judge**
O-Order!
**[19:28] Guard**
I-It's Phantom Zero!
**[19:31] Berry**
See? *That's* the real Phantom Zero!
**[19:33] Finn**
*What did you say?*
**[19:34] Finn**
* No, it doesn't matter right now.*
* This is your chance. Get Hack out of there.*
**[19:38] Berry**
Oh, right.
**[19:40] Finn**
* I'm sending instructions via your*
* Deco. Just follow what they say.*
**[19:45] Berry**
Got it.
**[19:47] Hack**
Is Finn pullin' a trick or two?
**[19:48] Berry**
Yeah.
**[19:49] Hack**
Don't leave me sit-sittin' here all day.
**[19:53] Hack**
It's time to bail.
**[19:54] Berry**
Leave it to me.
**[19:57] Berry**
Upsy-daisy!
**[20:03] Berry**
I. Love...
**[20:06] Berry**
Ai!
**[20:10] Jurors**
Should we evacuate?
**[20:14] Berry**
Piece of cake!
**[20:15] Finn**
* Good. Once you're out of the courtroom,*
* head straight down the hallway.*
**[20:22] Security A**
What's the deal with this robot?
**[20:25] Security B**
Hey, the defendant's gone!
**[20:27] Security A**
Was it just a distraction?!
**[20:28] Security B**
That kid really was Phantom Zero!
**[20:30] Finn**
*It's right at the next corner.*
**[20:33] Finn**
*After that, go left.*
**[20:35] Finn**
*Get a move on. You've got 20 seconds left.*
**[20:39] Berry**
Hey, wait!
**[20:42] Berry**
This is a dead end!
**[20:44] Finn**
*Jump down from there.*
**[20:46] Berry**
N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!
**[20:49] Finn**
*Three seconds left. Jump.*
**[20:51] Berry**
There's no way!
**[20:51] Finn**
*Two. One.*
**[20:53] Hack**
Zero!
**[20:54] Berry**
Please!
**[21:01] Berry**
We are long-long gone-gone!
**[21:05] Berry**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa!
**[21:09] Berry**
Zetta! Yotta! Harpo!
**[21:10] Berry**
I thought I was a goner...
**[21:13] Berry**
What now, Finn?
**[21:14] Finn**
* Right. You'll be coming*
* up on a cargo terminal.*
**[21:17] Finn**
*Sit tight until then.*
**[21:18] Berry**
W-Wait... Is that...
**[21:21] Berry**
Crap, they found us!
**[21:23] Squad**
You won't get away, Phantom Zero!
**[21:27] Berry**
What do we do, Finn?
**[21:35] Berry**
Finn! *Finn!*
**[21:40] Berry**
I don't wanna die!
**[21:58] Trooper**
* This is the search unit.*
* A freight cart on the rail has exploded.*
**[22:02] Trooper**
* The fugitive, Phantom Zero, and the fugitive's*
* accomplice were caught in the explosion.*
**[22:06] Trooper**
*I repeat...*
# E4 - The Yurei Detective Club
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4ZD3M/the-yurei-detective-club)
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**[00:09] Berry**
It's morning?
**[00:15] Berry**
Not here?
**[00:16] Hack**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa! Zeta! Yotta...
**[00:23] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[00:27] Hack**
You like to oversleep, huh?
**[00:34] Berry**
*Good morning, diary.*
**[00:37] Berry**
* The weather around here*
* is great again today.*
***SIGN*** The Yurei
Detective Club
***SIGN*** The Yurei
Detective Club
***SIGN*** The Yurei
Detective Club
**[02:20] Finn**
It's come together nicely.
**[02:25] Hack**
It's gobblin' time!
**[02:27] Hank**
Ah, food.
**[02:28] Finn**
It's gapao rice today.
**[02:30] Berry**
Smells great!
**[02:32] Hank**
Ew, cilantro. Always smells
like bombardier beetles to me.
**[02:35] Finn**
Don't like it? Don't eat it.
**[02:38] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
**[02:39] Berry**
Everything you make is great, Finn!
**[02:42] Hank**
Well, around these parts,
**[02:45] Hank**
you can't tweak how it looks with your
Deco, nor how it tastes with Flavor.
**[02:51] Berry**
You can taste the realness!
**[02:53] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
**[02:54] Berry**
Wow, it's Love-y!
**[02:56] Hank**
This right here, though? I'd delete it.
**[03:00] Berry**
Thanks for the food!
**[03:03] Hank**
That was a hell of a meal.
**[03:11] Finn**
No.
**[03:13] Finn**
No.
**[03:14] Finn**
No.
**[03:15] Hank**
Found anything promising job-wise?
**[03:17] Hank**
"Searching for lost property..."
**[03:19] Hank**
Temp work?
**[03:20] Berry**
What about this?
**[03:21] Berry**
They're recruiting members for
a flash mob in the Hyperverse!
**[03:24] Berry**
Sounds like fun!
**[03:26] Hack**
Nope. Couldn't be more not interested.
**[03:29] Finn**
How many times do I have to tell you? We...
**[03:31] Berry**
"...don't do odd-jobs."
**[03:33] Berry**
Still, doing that kind of
surprise sounds like fun to me.
**[03:37] Hank**
Not to mention, we've been
open for four months now.
**[03:39] Hank**
Ya think we can still afford to be picky?
**[03:42] Finn**
We're a detective club, don't forget.
**[03:45] Hank**
Yeah, yeah, I know. You're
hung up on being "pro" sleuths.
**[03:50] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:50] Sign**
down here
**[03:50] Sign**
Hank's
Parts
**[03:51] Berry**
*And so, this is how our day begins.*
**[03:52] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:52] Sign**
down here
**[03:52] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:52] Sign**
down here
**[03:52] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:52] Sign**
down here
**[03:53] Sign**
Detectives
**[03:53] Sign**
down here
**[03:55] Berry**
* And if you're curious about when*
* my life started looking like this...*
**[03:58] Berry**
*It was four months ago.*
**[04:01] Berry**
* A Zero Phenomenon occurred*
* at 2538.39 on the Timeline.*
**[04:07] Berry**
* And after the court case,*
* I became a Yurei, just like Hack.*
**[04:15] Berry**
What do we do, Finn?!
**[04:16] Finn**
*Now! Jump into the terminal!*
**[04:30] Berry**
* Yup, back then, Finn fabricated data to make*
* it look like Hack and I died in an explosion,*
**[04:35] Berry**
*and overwrote the records.*
**[04:37] Berry**
* That's how we got away*
* from the Customer Center.*
**[04:42] Berry**
* With my personal record gone,*
* I couldn't use my Deco anymore.*
**[04:46] Berry**
* All the data and Love I'd got*
* in the Hyperverse was gone, too.*
**[04:51] Berry**
*The Deco in my right eye is still broken,*
**[04:54] Berry**
* but Finn hacked the one in*
* my left eye so I can still use it.*
**[04:59] Berry**
*I'm now invisible, just like Hack.*
**[05:02] Berry**
*I'm a Yurei!*
**[05:05] Finn**
The jobs we take as a detective
club are merely a means to an end.
**[05:09] Finn**
Our real objective is the Zero Phenomenon.
**[05:12] Finn**
We will solve that mystery!
**[05:14] Hack**
That'd be glitchy-witchy.
**[05:15] Berry**
That person we saw in the
Hyperverse was Phantom Zero,
**[05:18] Berry**
the one responsible for
this phenomenon, right?
**[05:21] Finn**
It's possible they're to blame,
but right now, that's just a theory.
**[05:24] Finn**
The exact relationship between this
"phantom" and the Zero Phenomenon...
**[05:29] Finn**
That's where we start digging.
**[05:30] Berry**
One more mystery to figure out, huh?
**[05:35] Hank**
The ground zero data makes it look
like it could be a natural occurrence.
**[05:39] Finn**
True enough.
**[05:41] Finn**
But the fact of the matter is Phantom
Zero has been used as an urban legend
**[05:45] Finn**
to cover up certain
inconvenient truths in the city.
**[05:48] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:48] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:49] Madam 44**
And according to the
data of a friend of mine,
**[05:50] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:50] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:51] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:51] Red Stamp signs**
DECEASED
**[05:53] Madam 44**
everything was all cleaned up
while we weren't looking.
**[05:56] Hank**
Damn. So they're acting
like you two did it now?
**[06:01] Finn**
One thing has become apparent.
**[06:03] Finn**
Looking at what data has been falsified and
deleted to cover up the Zero Phenomenon
**[06:07] Finn**
will be the key to figuring out the facts.
**[06:10] Finn**
Plus, it's the only way to prove
that Hack and Berry are innocent.
**[06:15] Hack**
Understood!
**[06:16] Berry**
Finn!
**[06:22] Berry**
* And so, diary, Finn made contact*
* with other Yurei like him*
**[06:27] Berry**
* and opened up a detective*
* agency on the edge of town.*
**[06:27] Sign**
Detectives
**[06:27] Sign**
down here
**[06:30] Berry**
* Since Decos and Love*
* aren't much use out here,*
**[06:34] Berry**
* everyone has to actually*
* make stuff from scratch.*
**[06:36] Berry**
* But being able to actually*
* touch everything is so weird...*
**[06:41] Berry**
*And Love-y!*
**[06:50] Berry**
* I might be homeless, Love-less,*
* and declared dead...*
**[06:55] Berry**
*But I'm still here.*
**[07:02] Hank**
Come on in.
**[07:04] Mitsumame**
Uh... well...
**[07:15] Mitsumame**
I'm sorry!
**[07:18] Mitsumame**
Um, I'm looking for Finn...
**[07:20] Hank**
Finn?
**[07:23] Mitsumame**
This is a detective agency, right?
**[07:28] Mitsumame**
So that's my story...
**[07:30] SIGN**
Missing
**[07:31] Berry**
Your daughter is missing?
**[07:38] Mitsumame**
Right. I only took my
eyes off her for a second...
**[07:42] Finn**
Mr. Mitsumame, the Customer Center
is better suited to this sort of thing.
**[07:45] Mitsumame**
Please don't say that! I'm begging you!
**[07:48] Hack**
This dude's a liar! He's lyin' like crazy!
**[07:50] Berry**
What do you mean?
**[07:53] Hack**
Check it. I diggity-dug up
some big picture data.
**[07:56] SIGN**
Mitsu-
mame
**[07:59] Mitsumame**
Th-That's my personal information!
**[08:02] Hank**
Hey, man! This says you're not married,
and you sure as hell ain't got a daughter!
**[08:06] Hank**
Not even a girlfriend, baby!
**[08:09] Finn**
Care to explain?
**[08:11] Mitsumame**
I'm sorry. But I...
**[08:17] Berry**
This missing daughter of yours...
This is actually your avatar, isn't it?
**[08:22] Mitsumame**
Yeah.
**[08:22] Hack**
For real, nerdy-birdy?
**[08:24] Berry**
When you call her your "daughter,"
**[08:25] Berry**
you mean you care about her as if
she was. That's how it is, isn't it?
**[08:30] Mitsumame**
I'm begging you! I'll pay you all the
Love I've saved to get her back!
**[08:35] Smiley**
*All* your Love?!
**[08:37] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[08:39] Madam**
And just how much Love are we talking here?
**[08:43] SIGN**
Mitsumame
**[08:43] SIGN**
Follow
**[08:44] SIGN**
Mitsumame
**[08:44] SIGN**
Follow
**[08:44] SIGN**
Mitsumame
**[08:44] SIGN**
Follow
**[08:46] Smiley**
Well, that's a joke.
**[08:49] Hank**
We've got us... nothing!
**[08:51] Hack**
As low as it goes!
**[08:52] Mitsumame**
Huh? That's odd.
**[08:54] Mitsumame**
Where'd all my Love go?
**[08:57] Hack**
More like you're just lyin' some more.
**[09:00] Berry**
*Could this be...*
**[09:03] Smiley**
No Love, no point.
**[09:05] Mitsumame**
Please!
**[09:06] Mitsumame**
You Yurei are the only ones I can turn to!
**[09:09] Finn**
Naturally. Given that it's an avatar,
the Customer Center likely wouldn't care.
**[09:15] Mitsumame**
But she's the only one for me.
Without her, I've been like the walking dead.
**[09:20] Berry**
When exactly did she go missing?
**[09:24] Mitsumame**
At 2538.39 on the Timeline.
**[09:27] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy...
**[09:31] Finn**
It's just a coincidence.
I wouldn't read anything into it.
**[09:37] Berry**
I see. It was near the scene, too.
**[09:40] Mitsumame**
The scene of *what*?! Did something happen?
**[09:43] Berry**
I understand, Mr. Mitsumame!
**[09:45] Finn**
Berry!
**[09:47] Berry**
We'll look into it for you.
**[09:48] Mitsumame**
Th-Thank you so much!
She really means the world to me!
**[10:00] Berry**
* Well, diary, Finn said "Suit yourself"*
* to me, and Hack's napping.*
**[10:02] Berry**
The client this time
is Mr. Mitsumame!!!
**[10:02] Berry**
He wants us
to find his
avatar
o.o!!
That was
a shock
**[10:02] Berry**
Mr. Mitsumame cares about
the avatar like she's his own
daughter, so I want to help
him if I can. Finn and the
others said to let it go...
**[10:02] Berry**
On the Timeline!!
**[10:02] Berry**
He was willing to
spend all his Love to get
her back. Must be sad
losing something you
really care about.
**[10:02] Berry**
Is this a coincidence???
That's the same time
Hack and I were
attacked IRL
**[10:02] Berry**
It looks like the location
Mitsumame's avatar
went missing was near
the incident from
that night.
**[10:02] Berry**
Here
**[10:02] Berry**
Finn says it's a coincidence...
Even if he's right, it's still weird.
**[10:02] Berry**
How do I find this avatar?
Hack and Finn aren't gonna help... ^_^;;
For now, I'll head to the scene of
the disappearance. I might find
some leads there.
**[10:05] Berry**
*But going by the Timeline...*
**[10:08] Berry**
* It was the same time Hack and*
* I got hit by the Zero Phenomenon.*
**[10:11] Berry**
* Plus, it happened near the area where*
* Mr. Mitsumame's avatar went missing.*
**[10:16] Berry**
*Even if it's a coincidence, I'm curious.*
**[10:20] Berry**
Okay!
**[10:25] Berry**
Perfect!
**[10:34] Berry**
I'm counting on you!
**[10:42] Hank**
Whoa, hold up. Try using this.
**[10:45] Berry**
What kind of robot is it?
**[10:47] Hank**
Doggo the Robo-Dog.
**[10:48] Hank**
I built him to sniff out and track down data.
**[10:52] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[10:53] Berry**
I'll see how he does. Thanks!
**[10:55] Hank**
Well, it's still early days for him,
so I dunno how much help he'll be.
**[11:00] Hank**
Hey, Berry?
**[11:07] Lady A**
How'd it go with that guy?
**[11:09] Lady B**
Really good!
**[11:10] Berry**
*Rule #1 of being a detective:*
**[11:12] Berry**
* Check the scene thoroughly.*
* That's where the case begins.*
**[11:15] Berry**
*If there are clues, they'll be there.*
**[11:17] Berry**
* And according to Mr. Mitsumame,*
* this is where the avatar went missing.*
**[11:25] Berry**
How's that?
**[11:35] Berry**
What is it?
**[11:40] Berry**
Aw, this is just my device.
**[11:45] Berry**
Did the cleaners push it here?
**[11:52] Berry**
Guess I'll go check the
Public Information Office.
**[11:58] Logi**
I'm telling you, he showed up again.
On 9th Street in District 19 this time.
**[12:02] Harper**
Phantom Zero? Probably
a load of hooey again.
**[12:07] Berry**
Hey, Logi!
**[12:10] Berry**
Hm?
**[12:11] Berry**
Huh?
**[12:15] Berry**
Hey, Harper!
**[12:16] Harper**
What was that?
**[12:17] Logi**
Something wrong?
**[12:19] Berry**
Oh, right. They can't see me
because of the Deco camouflage.
**[12:23] Harper**
I got the feeling someone
was calling out to me...
**[12:26] Logi**
What are you on about?
**[12:27] Logi**
Well, whatever. I say we
go looking for residual data!
**[12:30] Harper**
Can't. I gotta go to the dentist.
**[12:33] Logi**
Bet you do, with all
that sugary stuff you eat.
**[12:35] Harper**
Give it a rest. Anyway,
you can go with someone else.
**[12:38] Harper**
Someone'll be in the response team
office. Hm, probably not Berry, but...
**[12:43] Berry**
I'm right here.
**[12:44] Logi**
Come to think of it, where did she get to?
**[12:48] Harper**
She just stopped coming to school.
Wonder what happened to her.
**[12:53] Logi**
Well, it's not like her attendance
was all that great before.
**[12:57] Harper**
Tell me about it! And she'd make up
stuff like seeing Phantom Zero.
**[13:00] Berry**
I didn't make it up! I really did!
**[13:07] Berry**
Fine!
**[13:08] Harper**
Huh? Was that Berry's voice?
**[13:10] Logi**
I thought so, too.
**[13:11] Harper**
Ah! Jeez, Logi, don't eat my stuff!
**[13:14] Logi**
Huh? C'mon, you know me better than that.
You just ate it faster than you thought.
**[13:19] Harper**
Uh, guess I must have.
**[13:21] Harper**
Huh.
**[13:25] Berry**
You're right. Let's go.
**[13:34] Berry**
Okay!
**[13:39] Berry**
Perfect!
**[13:45] Berry**
You wait here.
**[13:51] Berry**
*Rule #2 of being a detective:*
**[13:54] Berry**
*Always be skeptical about information.*
**[13:56] Berry**
*Sometimes, the data you* can *see will
give you hints about what's missing.*
**[14:12] Berry**
* Nothing shows up when*
* tracing back his login data.*
**[14:17] Berry**
* That's why Mr. Mitsumame never*
* even noticed his Love had gone missing.*
**[14:22] Berry**
* The Customer Center has systems in place*
* that make people forget anything sad.*
**[14:28] Berry**
* But they couldn't erase the fact that*
* he had an avatar he cares deeply about.*
**[14:34] Berry**
*I think that's amazing.*
**[14:39] Berry**
*Hack's personal data.*
**[14:41] Berry**
* I looked it up so I'd have some ammunition*
* next time Hack makes fun of me...*
**[14:47] Berry**
* But when you've always been a Yurei,*
* it's only natural there'd be nothing of note.*
**[14:52] Berry**
*I found this on me, though.*
**[14:54] SIGN**
DECEASED
**[14:54] SIGN**
DECEASED
**[14:54] Berry**
*I'm marked as "deceased."*
**[14:56] Berry**
* Sooner or later, Logi and*
* Harper will forget all about me.*
**[15:00] Berry**
*I really am a Yurei now.*
**[15:03] Case Sign**
Registrars
**[15:03] Berry**
* Wait, Mom and Dad were*
* the ones who wrote this up?*
**[15:12] Berry**
You shouldn't be in here!
**[15:15] Berry**
Aw, shoot!
**[15:16] Berry**
Jeez.
**[15:33] Finn**
Is your interest in this case personal?
**[15:37] Finn**
Maybe a client treating a lost avatar like
a missing child struck a chord with you.
**[15:45] Berry**
It's not like that!
**[15:47] Finn**
Once something's been struck from the
record, it'll fade from memory over time.
**[15:52] Finn**
As if it never existed.
**[15:55] Berry**
Is it right for everything to
be reduced to zero like that?
**[15:59] Finn**
I couldn't say.
**[16:00] Berry**
It bugs me...
**[16:02] Finn**
You can leave if you're feeling homesick.
**[16:06] Berry**
Look, it just *bugs* me, okay?!
**[16:09] Berry**
I know lots of stuff now that I could
never even *see* when I lived in the city.
**[16:13] Berry**
Some of it bad, some of it scary,
and not all of it stuff I needed to know...
**[16:18] Berry**
But the fact nobody ever has a
*chance* of knowing is what bugs me.
**[16:21] Berry**
So I want to know.
**[16:25] Finn**
Right. And that's what we're here for.
**[16:29] Berry**
Yeah.
**[16:38] Berry**
Jeez!
**[16:49] Berry**
Maybe there's still some trace
at Mom and Dad's workplace.
**[16:55] Berry**
Rule #3 of being a detective...
**[17:00] Berry**
Let's check it out.
**[17:12] Berry**
Never thought I'd come back
here for something like this.
**[17:24] Berry**
Okay, I'm in.
**[17:31] Berry**
If I check Mom and Dad's
activity on the Timeline...
**[17:35] Berry**
No data. Figures.
**[17:37] Berry**
Ah, but I can still check their tag history.
**[17:41] Berry**
Here we go!
**[17:42] Berry**
Lessee... Is there anything in the data on
the Zero Phenomenon that was covered up
**[17:46] Berry**
that matches the avatar's file size?
**[17:49] Berry**
Nothing.
**[17:51] Berry**
Maybe it wasn't covered up, just discarded?
**[17:56] Berry**
There it is!
**[18:02] Berry**
Oh, crap.
**[18:11] Berry**
Dad...
**[18:18] Mom**
Hey. What's wrong?
**[18:20] Dad**
What about you? It's late.
**[18:22] Mom**
I'm having trouble sleeping...
**[18:25] Mom**
So I figured I might as well fill my quota.
**[18:28] Dad**
I see. I guess I woke you.
**[18:30] Mom**
It's not that...
**[18:31] Dad**
I see.
**[18:33] Mom**
On nights like this, I keep
thinking she's come home.
**[18:38] Dad**
We've been over this...
**[18:40] Mom**
But...
**[18:41] Mom**
I told her if something was really important,
deleting it wouldn't make it go away.
**[18:47] Mom**
But now, she's... really gone...
**[18:52] Mom**
I still can't believe...
she died in an accident...
**[18:57] Dad**
I know. But we've done everything we can.
**[19:00] Mom**
There might still be something.
**[19:03] Mom**
I think she's just missing...
**[19:06] Dad**
But we even got permission to
check the secret backup data
**[19:11] Dad**
the Customer Center collects.
We begged them for it.
**[19:14] Mom**
Yeah, you're right. And we
didn't find anything. Even so...
**[19:17] Berry**
The Customer Center collects
the city's backup data?
**[19:21] Dad**
Well, if we can't sleep anyway...
**[19:23] Mom**
Let's keep looking.
**[19:33] Berry**
I had no idea they could do stuff
like that. I'd better show the others.
**[19:40] Mom**
Wait!
**[19:42] Mom**
Doesn't that look a bit like Berry?
**[19:44] Mom**
That was recorded yesterday.
You're imagining it.
**[19:47] Mom**
Yeah. Maybe I'm just tired...
**[19:56] Berry**
I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, but I can't just yet.
**[20:03] Hank**
How's that?
**[20:09] Mitsumame**
I'm *back*! This is awesome!
**[20:12] Mitsumame**
Oh-Em-Gee! I'm, like, *so* grateful!
**[20:14] Mitsumame**
I'm over the moon!
**[20:17] Hank**
Save your thanks for the kid.
**[20:19] Berry**
I'm happy for you. Turns out,
it was disposed of by mistake.
**[20:22] Mitsumame**
I didn't know what to expect,
but I am *so* glad I came!
**[20:25] Mitsumame**
And now I feel *fantastic*, Miss Detective!
**[20:27] Mitsumame**
Thanks so much!
**[20:37] Hank**
You look like someone popped your tires.
**[20:39] Berry**
Finn was right. The avatar going missing
wasn't caused by the Zero Phenomenon.
**[20:45] Hack**
Feelin' like bailing?
**[20:48] Berry**
Don't be stupid. We still haven't figured
out what glitchy-witchy's deal is.
**[20:52] Hack**
True that.
**[20:54] Berry**
Oh! But I *did* see this weird system...
**[20:58] Hank**
At a content moderator's workstation?
**[21:00] Berry**
Yeah.
**[21:01] Berry**
I managed to catch a glimpse of Mom and
Dad doing a search at the Customer Center.
**[21:05] Hank**
Nice work.
**[21:06] Berry**
And they can apparently search the
Timeline for a backup of the entire city.
**[21:10] Hank**
For real?
**[21:11] Hank**
Where would they store that kind of data?
**[21:15] Madam**
I've never heard of a
Timeline backup like that.
**[21:20] Berry**
Here's the footage I captured.
**[21:21] Finn**
Let me see that.
**[21:23] Hank**
You hit the jackpot!
**[21:25] Madam**
She's really onto something
with this data, isn't she, Finn?
**[21:30] Finn**
She is. Not bad.
**[21:32] Berry**
Really?!
**[21:37] Berry**
*Well, diary...*
**[21:38] Berry**
* There were a few twists and turns, but I'm*
* ready to solve this Zero Phenomenon mystery*
**[21:42] Berry**
* so I can be reunited with the*
* people who haven't forgotten me.*
**[21:46] Berry**
* I'll solve it at this detective agency*
* with all my weirdo friends!*
**[21:50] Berry**
* And the weather around*
* here is great yet again!*
**[22:02] Hack**
Easy there...
**[22:08] Berry**
What is that?
# E5 - On the Trail of a Liar
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEQ29M/on-the-trail-of-a-liar)
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***SIGN*** To the Yurei Detective Club:
***SIGN*** Please save my nue.
**[00:10] Berry**
"To the Yurei Detective Club:
Please save my nue."
**[00:16] Berry/Hack**
"Nue"?
**[01:48] Commercial**
Come on down, and meet all kinds of animals!
**[01:52] Boy**
Wow, it really feels like a *real* animal!
**[01:57] Commercial**
Come see the realest realistic animals
in a place where you can get dynamic...
**[02:00] CM/Kids**
...and touch 'em!
**[02:02] Sign**
Curator of the Neo Animal Museum
**[02:02] Commercial**
The Professor's waiting for you!
**[02:04] Professor**
Drop on by the Neo Animal Museum!
**[02:07] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[02:07] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[02:08] Berry**
The Neo Animal Museum, huh?
**[02:10] Sign**
Come visit !
***SIGN*** On the Trail
of a Liar
***SIGN*** On the Trail
of a Liar
***SIGN*** On the Trail
of a Liar
**[02:11] Finn**
The majority of the animals on the island
**[02:14] Finn**
are actually robots done up with
Deco skins. Artificial animals, basically.
**[02:19] Finn**
The Neo Animal Museum features a
variety of these animals on display,
**[02:23] Finn**
all created by the Professor.
**[02:27] Hack**
Doggo, Doggo, doggy-doggy!
**[02:30] Hank**
They're not like Doggo, who I made outta junk.
**[02:35] Hank**
And frankly, I like mine better.
**[02:39] Hack**
Mister Snuggly-wuggly!
**[02:42] Hank**
Mister Watson's not artificial *or* a cat.
**[02:45] Berry**
I've never been to the Neo Animal Museum.
**[02:50] Finn**
"It's not a real museum.
It's like a failed freak show."
**[02:54] Finn**
That's definitely the reputation it has.
**[02:57] Madam**
And does our new case have
something to do with this institution?
**[03:03] Finn**
Did the pigeon with the
request come from the museum?
**[03:09] Finn**
Seems so.
**[03:12] Berry**
"Please save my nue."
**[03:15] Berry**
What even *is* a nue?
**[03:17] Smiley**
Nue nue.
**[03:18] Berry**
"Nue nue"?
**[03:19] Smiley**
You don't know about it? Here.
**[03:25] Decopedia Sign**
Information About Nue:
**[03:25] Decopedia Sign**
A type of bird whose cry is "nue nue."
**[03:27] Berry**
It's so *cuuute!*
**[03:29] Finn**
"A type of bird whose cry is 'nue, nue.'"
**[03:31] Finn**
For Decopedia, that's a bit sparse on detail.
**[03:35] Smiley**
"It's so *cuuute!*"
**[03:37] Smiley**
That's what all the basics think, anyway.
**[03:39] Berry**
Heck of a way of puttin' it...
**[03:41] Hack**
Gimme!
**[03:42] Madam**
So... are we accepting the case?
**[03:45] Finn**
For now, we should find out the details.
After all, *someone's* feeling motivated.
**[03:51] Hack**
Wild animals?! But they're stinky!
**[04:13] Hack**
Hup!
**[04:25] Berry**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[04:28] Hack**
You're a shaky-quaky nerdy-birdy.
**[04:29] Berry**
Shut up!
**[04:38] Berry**
Dang it.
**[04:47] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[04:52] Berry**
H-Hey, hold up!
**[04:57] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[04:57] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[04:57] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[04:57] Berry**
This is it.
**[05:07] Berry**
These animals really *are* realistic!
**[05:11] Berry**
Wow! I've seen some of these on Decopedia!
**[05:14] Berry**
They're all so Love-y!
Every single one of 'em!
**[05:17] Berry**
And this one...
**[05:22] Berry**
It's bugging out?
**[05:26] Berry**
Hey, it's a bunny!
**[05:27] Berry**
Love-y!
**[05:28] Professor**
"A chance to interact with
the realest realistic animals."
**[05:32] Professor**
That's the Neo Animal Museum.
**[05:35] Professor**
I take it you're from the
Yurei Detective Club, yes?
**[05:38] Berry**
Oh, Professor...
**[05:40] Professor**
Welcome to the Neo Animal Museum!
**[05:43] Professor**
I've been waiting for you.
**[05:45] Professor**
Every single animal you see on display
here was built by me personally.
**[05:59] Professor**
And among them, there are also
species that have gone extinct.
**[05:59] Hack**
Hey, nerdy-birdy!
**[06:05] Berry**
Get down from there!
**[06:07] Hack**
Sniff sniff.
**[06:09] Hack**
Smells like Pup. Not stinky at all!
**[06:13] Hack**
Whoa! Whoa there, easy!
**[06:13] Professor**
You can interact with animals
that are long gone from this world...
**[06:20] Professor**
It's magnificent!
**[06:26] Berry**
Are you okay?
**[06:30] Professor**
As you can see, I've gone as far as recreating
the wild temperament of these creatures.
**[06:35] Berry**
Um, you're bleeding.
**[06:37] Professor**
And yet, my beloved nue...
**[06:45] Guest Lady**
What's this thing?
**[06:46] Guest Guy**
It says it's a nue.
**[06:47] Guest Lady**
No way. It looks totally different.
**[06:50] Professor**
I can assure you it's not!
**[06:51] Guest Lady**
Wh-What the...
**[06:52] Professor**
What you are looking at
is a *really* realistic nue!
**[06:56] Guest Lady/Guy**
Scary!
**[06:57] Professor**
This is my greatest creation, the nue.
**[07:04] Berry**
Whoa, it's...
**[07:06] Hack**
Looks stinky!
**[07:09] Hack**
Sniff sniff. No stink at all.
**[07:12] Berry**
It's totally different from
what's on Decopedia.
**[07:14] Professor**
That's because that information is
incorrect. You're looking at a *true* nue.
**[07:20] Berry**
Is Decopedia ever wrong, though?
It's moderated by the Customer Center.
**[07:26] Professor**
Someone must've overwritten the correct
data after a case of Zero Phenomenon.
**[07:31] Professor**
And now, my darling gets
treated like an impostor.
**[07:34] Professor**
Poor thing.
**[07:40] Professor**
Inaccurate information is evil.
**[07:42] Professor**
The way my beloved nue gets treated
like a lie due to false information
**[07:46] Professor**
is more than I can bear.
**[07:53] Berry**
So when you say you
want us to save your nue...
**[07:56] Professor**
Could you please update Decopedia
so it has the correct information on it?
**[08:02] Professor**
I want you to save my beloved nue.
**[08:06] Berry**
And that's what he said.
**[08:08] Hank**
Rewrite a Decopedia entry, huh?
**[08:11] Hank**
That's gonna mean getting past Customer
Center security inside the Hyperverse...
**[08:16] Hank**
Kind of a big deal.
**[08:17] Smiley**
How much is he paying?
**[08:18] Berry**
100,000 Love.
**[08:20] Smiley**
Sounds tasty!
**[08:21] Finn**
Not bad at all.
**[08:23] Hank**
Who's going in?
**[08:24] Hack/Finn**
Me!
**[08:24] Hack/Finn**
Me!
**[08:25] Berry**
*I'm* going!
**[08:25] Hack**
No way!
**[08:26] Berry**
I wanna go in!
**[08:27] Hank**
You can both go, y'know.
**[08:30] Berry**
Fine.
**[08:31] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy's gonna trip up.
**[08:33] Berry**
Well, *you'd* better not slow *me* down!
**[08:37] Finn**
Something troubling you, Madam?
**[08:38] Madam**
Just a little.
**[08:39] Madam**
Smiley, I need you to
take care of something.
**[08:44] Smiley**
Kinda busy right now.
**[08:46] Madam**
There's Love in it for you.
**[08:49] Smiley**
I'm on the case!
**[08:52] Finn**
All right. Activating Hyperverse.
**[08:57] Berry**
Let's-a...
**[08:58] Hack**
Go!
**[09:02] Berry**
This is Decopedia's index?
**[09:19] Finn**
Steady...
**[09:21] Finn**
* The information on Nue will be in there*
* somewhere. Step one is to find it.*
**[09:26] Berry**
"Find it"? Are you saying we have
to look through *every* entry?
**[09:30] Berry**
Can't we run a search or something?
**[09:32] Finn**
* Sure you can. If you don't mind the Customer*
* Center catching on and swarming all over us.*
**[09:45] Finn**
* This section should include*
* all the listings on animals.*
**[09:49] Berry**
Seriously?
**[09:59] Berry**
Hey, bombardier beetles.
Hank mentioned 'em before.
**[10:03] Berry**
Wow, it stinks, huh?
**[10:04] Berry**
Wait, I need to stay focused!
**[10:07] Berry**
Ugh, this sucks! Where is the nue?
**[10:16] Berry**
Quit slacking!
**[10:18] Hack**
Bored now.
**[10:20] Hack**
You do it, nerdy-birdy.
**[10:22] Berry**
Our job is to find the nue!
**[10:27] Berry**
Come on, Hack!
**[10:47] Hack**
Gotcha!
**[10:48] Berry**
Finn! We've got something!
**[10:51] Finn**
That's the data for the nue.
**[10:52] Finn**
Give me a second.
I'll make it rewritable.
**[11:03] Hack**
All done!
**[11:05] Berry**
Oh, come on. It looked nothing like that.
**[11:07] Berry**
It had a rounder belly, I think.
**[11:10] Berry**
Ta-da!
**[11:12] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy sucks at this!
**[11:15] Hack**
Dora-nue-mon!
**[11:16] Berry**
Nue-rril!
**[11:18] Hack**
Gimme!
**[11:18] Berry**
Quit it!
**[11:25] Berry**
What the heck?
**[11:27] Finn**
*Enough. You're not here to play around.*
**[11:29] Berry**
Right...
**[11:32] Berry**
Hey! Stop!
**[11:34] Berry**
Get back here!
**[11:42] Hack**
Ragey-rage...
**[11:50] Berry**
Gotcha!
**[11:57] Berry**
Shoot, that's Customer Center security.
**[12:10] Hack**
Oops.
**[12:12] Hack**
There!
**[12:17] Finn**
*If that data makes it out of here,*
**[12:19] Finn**
* it'll get distributed as the*
* updated nue information.*
**[12:22] Finn**
*Catch it quick.*
**[12:23] Berry**
We know!
**[12:32] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy...
**[12:51] Girl**
What's this thing?
**[12:53] Berry**
*The nue took off on its own...*
**[12:59] Berry**
*Spreading far and wide...*
**[13:03] Isda**
What the heck? This is hilarious!
**[13:10] Isda**
Oh *man*, it's blowing up!
**[13:14] Berry**
* And somewhere along the line,*
* the nue started being considered lucky.*
**[13:21] Berry**
*Before long, it was a full-on nue craze.*
**[13:24] Gal A**
It's *all* about nue! Nue *rocks!*
**[13:28] Berry**
What do we do now?!
**[13:30] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[13:30] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[13:30] Sign**
The Neo Animal Museum
**[13:32] Professor**
I asked you to correct the
information on Decopedia about nue.
**[13:33] Sign**
Nue
Corner
**[13:33] Sign**
Nue
Corner
**[13:33] Sign**
Nue
Corner
**[13:37] Professor**
That was the request.
**[13:40] Professor**
Well, this is fascinating.
**[13:42] Berry**
I'm so sorry.
**[13:45] Professor**
The comments the museum has been
getting are also quite interesting.
**[13:49] Professor**
"This museum's got a fake,
gross nue on display."
**[13:54] Professor**
"I recommend not going."
**[13:55] Professor**
"I thought I'd get to see a cute nue,
but it was some nasty thing instead."
**[14:00] Professor**
"Worst museum ever! Never going again."
**[14:02] Professor**
"The nue here is grody."
**[14:04] Sign**
"I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
**[14:04] Sign**
No point in going."
**[14:04] Sign**
"I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
**[14:04] Sign**
No point in going."
**[14:04] Professor**
"I was *tricked* into believing they
had a nue. *No point in going*."
**[14:07] Professor**
"The nue here is..."
**[14:09] Berry**
I'm really sorry! We didn't
think it'd turn out like this!
**[14:14] Professor**
This museum only displays animals based
off of scientifically accurate information.
**[14:21] Professor**
My beloved nue is weeping in sorrow.
**[14:29] Professor**
I'm sorry, but as things stand,
I won't be paying you.
**[14:36] Berry**
What do we do?
**[14:38] Berry**
Isn't there some way to get
rid of all that fake nue info?
**[14:43] Hank**
Not after the way it blew up, no.
**[14:47] Hack**
Nue-nue is fine, too.
**[14:49] Berry**
We can't just ignore false information.
**[14:53] Hack**
Why not?
**[14:54] Berry**
What do you mean? Because it's not right.
**[14:57] Berry**
And we won't get paid, either.
**[14:59] Berry**
We need to make sure it's corrected.
**[15:03] Madam**
I actually have the truth right here.
**[15:05] Smiley**
Yep.
**[15:07] Berry**
A book?! A *real* one?!
**[15:10] Finn**
Remarkable.
**[15:11] Finn**
It's positively ancient, too.
**[15:14] Madam**
Oh? It seems we've dug up something
even Finn isn't familiar with.
**[15:20] Finn**
Where did you find it?
**[15:21] Madam**
An old friend of mine let me have it.
**[15:25] Hack**
Sniff sniff. Stinky!
**[15:27] Madam**
That's the smell of old books.
**[15:30] Madam**
That's an illustrated book with
a lot of old knowledge in it.
**[15:34] Hack**
It's super stinky!
**[15:36] Smiley**
Still smells better than you.
**[15:38] Hack**
Sniff sniff. So *stinky!*
**[15:43] Madam**
Read that page, if you would.
**[15:47] Sign**
Nue
**[15:48] Berry**
"Nue: A fictional creature,
passed down through oral tradition."
**[15:52] Hank**
Wait, so as a species,
the nue never actually existed?
**[15:57] Berry**
Which would mean both the Decopedia nue
and the one at the Neo Animal Museum
**[16:02] Berry**
are based on false information?
**[16:04] Madam**
I heard a line when Moses and I
were searching through the reeds...
**[16:08] Madam**
"The best way to get someone to believe
a lie is to wrap it up in an obvious truth."
**[16:15] Madam**
"You'll never find a more
effective way than that."
**[16:19] Berry**
Uh... What does it mean?
**[16:21] Madam**
The truth can be a mistake,
and a mistake can be the truth.
**[16:25] Madam**
And a mistake is a mistake,
and the truth is the truth.
**[16:30] Berry**
Is there any chance the
info in this book is wrong?
**[16:33] Finn**
From what I'm seeing, I'd say it's much
more likely that the Professor is wrong.
**[16:38] Berry**
We'd better tell him the truth, then.
**[16:40] Hack**
"Truth"?
**[16:42] Berry**
Yeah. The truth that the nue isn't real.
**[16:46] Hack**
"True" this, "false" that...
**[16:49] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy, you're boring.
**[16:52] Berry**
It's not about what's boring or not.
**[16:55] Berry**
I wouldn't want someone believing
something about me that wasn't true.
**[16:59] Berry**
Wouldn't you feel the same way, Hack?
**[17:03] Berry**
Well...
**[17:04] Berry**
I guess, in your case, there's no
info to be found, true *or* false.
**[17:09] Finn**
Hack's info?
**[17:10] Berry**
Oh, when I was looking at the records in
the Customer Center, I took a peek at it.
**[17:15] Berry**
There was no record of Hack's past at all.
**[17:18] Hack**
Who said you could do that?!
**[17:20] Hack**
Ragey-rage rage rage rage rage!
**[17:25] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy, you're in the wrong!
**[17:27] Berry**
I was just looking! And anyway, it said we
were both dead, so I didn't find anything.
**[17:33] Hack**
You're alive, nerdy-birdy!
**[17:36] Hack**
Data says you're dead,
but I see you living right now!
**[17:40] Hack**
So the info's wrong!
**[17:43] Hack**
Ya gotta look with your own
eyes to find out what's true!
**[17:48] Berry**
There are some truths
you *can't* see for yourself!
**[17:52] Berry**
*Diary, I'm feeling awful.*
**[17:56] Berry**
*What am I supposed to do?*
**[17:58] Berry**
* Can it really be wrong*
* to tell people the truth?*
**[18:04] Berry**
*I dunno.*
**[18:06] Berry**
*I dunno, but the Professor
*did *want the truth, so...*
**[18:13] Berry**
*This can't be wrong, can it?*
**[18:17] Professor**
I knew all along that the
nue never really existed.
**[18:21] Berry**
Wait, really?
**[18:23] Professor**
Really.
**[18:45] Berry**
What are you doing?
**[18:47] Professor**
Inaccurate information must be erased.
**[18:51] Berry**
Wait, you're gonna get rid of the nue?!
Do you really have to go that far?
**[18:55] Professor**
It's the policy of this museum to only
display scientifically accurate animals.
**[19:00] Professor**
It would be wrong to have a
fictional creature on display.
**[19:05] Berry**
But you said you loved your nue!
**[19:08] Professor**
I have no need for false information.
**[19:27] Berry**
* All trace of the nue the*
* Professor loved was gone.*
**[19:36] Berry**
Decopedia, show me the info for the nue.
**[19:38] Search sign**
Search Results
**[19:38] Search sign**
Advanced Search:
**[19:38] Search sign**
Search In:
**[19:38] Search sign**
Create a New Page for
**[19:40] Berry**
* The listing for the nue on*
* Decopedia was gone, too.*
**[19:44] Berry**
* I think the page was probably a total*
* mess of false information by the end.*
**[19:51] Berry**
* The nue craze was over before you knew it,*
* and replaced by something else.*
**[19:55] Berry**
* No one even seemed to*
* remember the nue anymore.*
**[19:58] Berry**
* It was like it had never*
* existed in the first place.*
**[20:03] Gal A**
It's all about the axolotl!
I like 'em an axo-*lot!*
**[20:09] Berry**
* I don't know what's right*
* or wrong about it all...*
**[20:14] Berry**
* But I'm kind of sad that the nue*
* seems to be gone completely.*
**[20:20] Berry**
Nue nue...
**[20:26] Finn**
Did you apologize to Hack?
**[20:29] Finn**
For looking up data you shouldn't have.
**[20:32] Finn**
I think you should apologize.
**[20:35] Berry**
Was it really that bad?
**[20:37] Finn**
Yurei have pasts, too.
**[20:41] Finn**
And everyone has things in their
past they'd rather keep private.
**[21:00] Berry**
Listen, Hack... I'm sorry about what I did.
**[21:06] Berry**
What're you looking at?
**[21:07] Hack**
Looked up nerdy-birdy's
school data. *Without* asking!
**[21:12] Hack**
You got an 8 in science?
Nerdy-birdy's super dumb!
**[21:15] Berry**
Don't—
**[21:17] Berry**
Hack! Get back here!
**[21:19] Hack**
Hey, a poem you had to write over
summer vacation. Should be good!
**[21:23] Berry**
Anything but *that!* It's my secret shame!
**[21:24] Hack**
"Oh, Berry!"
**[21:26] Hack**
"Wherefore art I Berry?"
**[21:28] Berry**
Stop! Please! I'm begging you! Hack!
**[21:42] Professor**
These are other creatures from
the past: Nessie and the Yeti.
**[21:43] Cover sign**
UFO & Alien Mysteries:
Revealing the
divine secrets behind
humanity's origins!
**[21:47] Professor**
These texts have eyewitness
reports in them, too.
**[21:50] Professor**
I was going to make them next...
**[21:53] Professor**
But I don't think I will.
**[21:55] Cover sign**
UFO & Alien Mysteries:
Revealing the
divine secrets behind
humanity's origins!
**[21:55] Professor**
I'd hate to have to get rid
of something else I love.
**[22:03] Smiley**
Ta-da!
**[22:04] Smiley**
Here's our new client!
# E6 - Smiley and the Flying Lost One
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQG43E/smiley-and-the-flying-lost-one)
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**[00:01] Smiley**
What we got? What we got? What we got?
**[00:03] Smiley**
What we got? What we got? What we... Huh?
**[00:10] Doron**
Doron!
**[00:14] Madam**
*Everything I saw reflected in his eyes*
**[00:18] Madam**
* taught me about the world*
* I was still naïve about back then.*
**[00:24] Madam**
*It was fate that we met.*
**[00:28] Madam**
*People are like the moon.*
**[00:30] Madam**
* We all have a dark side*
* nobody else ever sees.*
**[02:08] Hank**
Where all the bad kids at?
***SIGN*** Smiley and the
Flying Lost One
***SIGN*** Smiley and the
Flying Lost One
***SIGN*** Smiley and the
Flying Lost One
**[02:13] Hank**
Found ya!
**[02:15] Berry**
You got me!
**[02:17] Hank**
You're it now, Berry.
**[02:19] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy's a slowpoke.
**[02:21] Berry**
Aw, we're still doing
this hide-and-seek thing?
**[02:24] Finn**
Testing is essential.
**[02:26] Berry**
*Can't you just test it yourself?*
**[02:29] Finn**
*No. When building a world,*
**[02:32] Finn**
* you need clinical objectivity to reinforce*
* it where needed, not experience.*
**[02:35] Berry**
Seems like a waste to me, making something
like this but never experiencing it.
**[02:41] Finn**
Basing everything on a subjective
experience leads to emotional fallacies,
**[02:46] Finn**
which can in turn lead to bad judgment.
**[02:50] Hank**
Real easy to sound cool when
you're quotin' someone else.
**[02:52] Finn**
*Pipe down, Namahage Demon.*
**[02:54] Hack**
Everyone do the 'hage dance!
**[02:56] Finn**
Can we please just resume the test already?
**[02:59] Hank**
Well, if you think about it,
**[03:01] Hank**
the objective Finn and the
subjective Hack make the ultimate duo.
**[03:07] Berry**
You really think so?
**[03:09] Smiley**
Hey, detectives. Time for work.
**[03:12] Smiley**
Ta-da!
**[03:13] Smiley**
Here's our new client.
**[03:16] Hank**
This is our client?
**[03:18] Doron**
I am the general-purpose drone, Doron, yes.
**[03:22] Berry**
Doron the drone, huh?
**[03:24] Hack**
Zoom! Droney-droney-drone!
**[03:26] Doron**
Although, frankly, I'm not sure if
I actually *like* the name or not...
**[03:31] Smiley**
Hey now!
**[03:32] Smiley**
*I* gave it to you. You don't even
remember your real one, you pile of junk.
**[03:35] Doron**
For your information,
I am *not* a pile of junk!
**[03:38] Doron**
I believe a fault in my protocols is
to blame for me losing my memories.
**[03:41] Doron**
Which means I am malfunctioning, *not* junk!
**[03:45] Berry**
So you've got, like, amnesia?
**[03:47] Finn**
He's "lost," essentially.
A case of a wandering AI drone.
**[03:52] Hank**
Hey, she found you in a junkyard
on the edge of town, right?
**[03:56] Smiley**
He came flying at me from outta nowhere.
**[03:59] Doron**
I am certain that my owner has
been inconvenienced by losing me.
**[04:03] Doron**
I ask that you find my owner for me.
**[04:06] Hank**
So it's the owner that's
inconvenienced, huh?
**[04:08] Finn**
It should just be a case of checking
your Customer Center registration.
**[04:11] Finn**
Right, Watson?
**[04:14] Smiley**
Except we couldn't find
a registration number.
**[04:16] Smiley**
Which makes this a job for
the Yurei Detective Club.
**[04:19] Berry**
No memories, no registration, and hunting
for his owner without a single clue!
**[04:25] Berry**
So Love-y!
**[04:26] Finn**
Not interested.
**[04:28] Hack**
No bingo.
**[04:29] Hack**
Hey, Finn, let's keep doin'
that thing from before!
**[04:32] Finn**
I need to water the plants on the
roof first, and you're helping.
**[04:40] Hank**
Kinda weird to see you helping people
out, Smiley. Or robots, in this case.
**[04:46] Smiley**
I've never seen this model of drone before,
**[04:48] Smiley**
so I figure the owner's
gotta be rollin' in Love.
**[04:51] Hank**
That makes sense.
**[04:52] Hank**
Seems to have a few years on him, too.
**[04:57] Hank**
Well, I'm in!
**[04:58] Berry**
Yeah, me too!
**[05:00] Doron**
I-I-I-I am ever so grateful.
**[05:02] Doron**
Helping me like this... I can't
thank you enough-nough-nough...
**[05:07] Smiley**
You're shaking kind of a *lot* there.
You sure you're not junk?
**[05:11] Doron**
H-H-How r-rude!
**[05:14] Berry**
Some kind of vibration function?
**[05:16] Doron**
I-I th-think I-I'm j-j-just
sh-shaking w-with g-g-gratitude...
**[05:21] Berry**
You okay?
**[05:22] Dorone**
Y-Y-Yes...
**[05:26] Smiley**
Told ya he was junk.
**[05:31] Hank**
Huh, you don't see this every day.
**[05:33] Smiley**
Well?
**[05:34] Berry**
Can you fix him?
**[05:35] Berry**
Hey, there's some kind of number here.
**[05:37] Hank**
Probably a production number.
**[05:39] Hank**
Gotta say, the little dude's a lot more
complex than you'd think from lookin' at him.
**[05:44] Smiley**
I bet that means an even *bigger* Love payout.
**[05:48] Hank**
Okay...
**[05:50] Berry**
What are you doing?
**[05:51] Hank**
Seeing what kinda data he has.
**[05:53] Smiley**
Will you be able to read his memories?
**[05:55] Hank**
Won't know until I take a look.
**[05:58] Hank**
I can say this much, though...
**[06:01] Hank**
We're looking at an illegal drone here.
**[06:03] Smiley**
Love-y!
**[06:07] Hank**
There.
**[06:08] Hank**
All done!
**[06:09] Berry**
Nice!
**[06:11] Hank**
Okay, from the scope
of these customizations,
**[06:14] Hank**
it's fair to say this drone acted as
its owner's proxy on the regular.
**[06:18] Hank**
But the owner seems to have gone missing.
**[06:21] Hank**
And the only clue left behind?
**[06:23] Smiley**
Quit building the suspense.
**[06:25] Hank**
Get a load of this.
**[06:28] Smiley**
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
**[06:30] Hank**
Exactly. It was made this way
on purpose to keep it hidden.
**[06:33] Hank**
Pretty patchy, too.
**[06:35] Hank**
This is the one part I was able to restore.
**[06:41] Berry**
"Zero is a lie."
**[06:42] Berry**
"And everything that *isn't* zero is reality."
**[06:45] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[06:47] Smiley**
For real?
**[06:48] Berry**
This is the one from the game, though.
**[06:51] Smiley**
So who's the guy with Doron?
**[06:54] Berry**
Hey, I know! If they're playing
together, maybe that's his owner!
**[06:59] Doron**
Hello!
**[07:01] Doron**
What was I doing?
**[07:03] Berry**
Great! You're all better. Now we
can get to work on the investigation.
**[07:08] Doron**
Is this my owner?
**[07:11] Berry**
Well, he's in the picture with you.
**[07:16] Doron**
His face isn't ringing any bells.
**[07:17] Smiley**
See? Junk.
**[07:19] Doron**
How rude! It's the repairs
made to me that are junk!
**[07:22] Hank**
*Excuse* me?!
**[07:25] Finn**
I guess that should do it for today.
**[07:27] Hack**
It was kinda like "Ungh"
when I landed right at the end.
**[07:31] Hack**
Could ya make it more like "Klak!"?
**[07:33] Finn**
I see. Let me make the adjustments.
**[07:36] Hack**
Found something.
**[07:38] Hack**
What's this symbol?
**[07:39] Finn**
Let me see.
**[07:42] Finn**
Interesting.
**[07:43] Finn**
Hack, I need you to go back in.
**[07:45] Hack**
What for?
**[07:47] Finn**
There's something I'd like to look up.
**[07:49] Smiley**
This is a list of people who
have reported lost hardware.
**[07:53] Berry**
That's a lot to go through.
**[07:55] Doron**
Is this really going to get us anywhere?
**[07:58] Smiley**
Yeah, I mean, you're illegal in the first place,
right? No way you'd get reported missing.
**[08:05] Doron**
I'm i-i-illegal?! I-I had no idea!
**[08:09] Berry**
Then, let's look up that production
number on his circuit board.
**[08:09] Doron**
But what is it about me that's illegal?
**[08:12] Smiley**
Why?
**[08:13] Doron**
Is my very existence a crime?!
**[08:13] Berry**
I bet the parts he's made from are legal.
**[08:16] Smiley**
Oh, I get it!
**[08:17] Doron**
Oh dear, I'm illegal.
**[08:21] Berry**
There. Everyone who has a legit
drone has been excluded.
**[08:24] Doron**
Then, my owner who we saw using the
Deco must be one of the people left?
**[08:30] Berry**
Yeah! Let's go through it together.
**[08:32] Doron**
Thank you so much, Miss Berry.
**[08:35] Smiley**
You really like to stick your nose
into everyone's business, don't you?
**[08:39] Berry**
Do I?
**[08:41] Smiley**
I didn't say it was a bad thing.
**[08:44] Berry**
Hey, I haven't seen the Madam
lately. What's she up to?
**[08:48] Smiley**
Guess she hasn't been in the mood to drop by.
**[08:54] Berry**
Ah, he broke again.
**[08:55] Smiley**
Give it a rest already,
you flying junk heap.
**[08:57] Doron**
How rude. Also, you're wrong.
**[08:59] {Right column**
Paulie
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Jon
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Kearney
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Roy
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] {Right column**
Amy
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] {Right column**
Dean
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] {Right column**
Jiro
**[08:59] Names; left column**
Membership Number
**[08:59] Doron**
Look here.
**[09:01] Smiley**
One of them is registered to a... Kearney?
**[09:03] Doron**
This person is my owner.
**[09:06] Berry**
Now to run a search on
his last known location...
***SIGN*** Kearney
***SIGN*** Kearney
**[09:12] Smiley**
Wait, that's...
**[09:13] Berry**
"Sunflower"?
**[09:15] Berry**
It's an old folks' home.
**[09:17] Berry**
I guess that's where he was using you.
**[09:20] Doron**
In a place like that?
**[09:23] Finn**
I see.
**[09:24] Finn**
I take it you recovered
that data from the drone?
**[09:27] Hank**
The programming's on the older side.
I'm having trouble loading it.
**[09:31] Finn**
Not exactly. The code is simpler
and more elegant than you realize.
**[09:37] Hank**
You getting in on the case?
**[09:42] Berry**
I'm back!
**[09:43] Berry**
Huh?
**[09:44] Berry**
Where's Smiley?
**[09:46] Doron**
She said she had business to attend
to and you can "take it from here."
**[09:49] Berry**
Well, guess I'll have to, then.
**[09:51] Berry**
Come on, Doron.
Let's go see this Kearney guy.
**[09:54] Doron**
Right!
**[09:57] Sign**
Sunflower
**[09:57] Sign**
Sunflower
**[09:58] Doron**
Um...
**[09:59] Berry**
What's wrong? You're finally gonna meet him.
**[10:02] Doron**
If I'm illegal, perhaps I was
meant to remain hidden?
**[10:07] Doron**
Which makes me question if
I should really just float on in there.
**[10:10] Berry**
Don't worry about that.
**[10:12] Berry**
Hank said you wouldn't be spec'd out the
way you are if he didn't care about you.
**[10:16] Berry**
So it'll be fine.
**[10:20] Berry**
Okay, let's go meet your
owner, Mr. Kearney.
**[10:24] Doron**
Right. Please lead the way.
**[10:27] Berry**
Excuse me. I'm with Fuzzy Deliveries.
Is there a Mr. Kearney staying here?
**[10:32] Robot**
What is the nature of your visit?
**[10:34] Berry**
One of our drones made a delivery here the
other day and there seems to have been a mix-up.
**[10:39] Robot**
That's odd.
**[10:41] Robot**
There's no one here by that
name, including on the staff.
**[10:45] Berry**
Maybe he used to be here, then?
**[10:47] Robot**
He did not.
**[10:48] Berry**
But I've got a record of
this Deco being used here...
**[10:53] Robot**
I'm sorry, but I need to verify
your employee ID number.
**[10:59] Berry**
Oh, uh...
**[11:01] Berry**
Excuse me!
**[11:05] Berry**
Huh? Where'd he go?
**[11:09] Berry**
Hey, Doron!
**[11:12] Berry**
Doron, wait up!
**[11:14] Doron**
139573832...
**[11:15] Berry**
What?
**[11:17] Doron**
I recognize this place!
**[11:19] Berry**
What do you mean?
**[11:26] Berry**
Excuse me.
**[11:29] Berry**
Oh, sorry, I mistook you for someone else.
**[11:32] Smiley**
Hey, Berry.
**[11:34] Berry**
Smiley?!
**[11:35] Berry**
But what are you doing here?
**[11:37] Smiley**
This is Grandma's room.
**[11:38] Berry**
"Grandma's"?
**[11:43] Smiley**
Grandma, you've got a guest.
**[11:45] Madam**
Well, isn't this a rare treat!
**[11:47] Berry**
Huh? Madam 44?!
**[11:50] Madam**
Care for some melon?
**[11:57] Berry**
Tastes Love-y!
**[11:58] Madam**
I didn't expect a visit from you.
**[12:00] Berry**
Madam.
**[12:02] Berry**
You've met Doron before, haven't you?
**[12:05] Berry**
Does that mean you know this Kearney guy?
**[12:10] Madam**
Everything I saw reflected in his eyes...
**[12:13] Madam**
taught me about the world
I was still naïve about back then.
**[12:20] Madam**
It was fate that we met.
**[12:23] Madam**
He said it was his duty to create a world
unlike anything anyone had seen before.
**[12:29] Madam**
By his side, I could become a princess,
a witch, a thief, or just about anything.
**[12:36] Madam**
It was wonderful.
**[12:38] Madam**
But during the revolution he instigated,
he handed me his bag of tricks and vanished.
**[12:47] Smiley**
I borrowed this from Grandma.
**[12:49] Doron**
My owner's information!
**[12:54] Security Drones**
* Warning: Non-registered individuals*
* must vacate the premises.*
**[12:57] Berry**
Crap, they're onto me!
**[13:00] Berry**
For now, we need to run!
**[13:03] Doron**
But the information about my owner—
**[13:06] Security Drones**
*Commencing removal of intruder.*
**[13:13] Doron**
This way!
**[13:21] Berry**
Wow! How'd you know where to go?
**[13:24] Doron**
It's not a memory exactly,
but I feel like I've been here before.
**[13:28] Berry**
Wait!
**[13:32] Doron**
No! Miss Berry!
**[13:34] Berry**
Doron!
**[13:39] Smiley**
Grandma! Berry's in trouble!
**[13:42] Madam**
You girls are such a handful.
**[13:46] Madam**
I'm going to change!
**[14:06] Berry**
Where'd this robot come from?!
**[14:08] Madam**
Weren't you listening when
I said I could become anything?
**[14:12] Berry**
Madam!
**[14:13] Madam**
So come on. Get over here.
**[14:16] Berry**
This is super Love-y!
**[14:18] Madam**
Hold on tight, my dear.
**[14:24] Smiley**
Damn, Grandma.
**[14:28] Madam**
Okay, we should be far enough away now.
**[14:31] Madam**
Time for you to head back to the
office. And about Smiley and me...
**[14:36] Berry**
Your secret's safe with me.
**[14:38] Madam**
Life's more fun with a
few mysteries in it, right?
**[14:42] Berry**
But can I ask you something?
**[14:48] Berry**
Well... Were you and
Kearney in a relationship?
**[14:54] Berry**
Was he the reason you joined the
Detective Club? In order to find him?
**[15:00] Madam**
You're such a little romantic.
**[15:03] Madam**
Hm, who can really say?
**[15:06] Madam**
I've forgotten my reasons.
**[15:08] Berry**
No way.
**[15:10] Berry**
Then, were you lying before?
**[15:12] Madam**
Lies shouldn't be wasted
carelessly, my dear.
**[15:16] Madam**
There's no telling when
you'll need an important one.
**[15:21] Berry**
Do you know where Doron's
owner, Kearney, is?
**[15:25] Berry**
Doron wants to see him.
**[15:28] Madam**
I do, too.
**[15:30] Berry**
Then...
**[15:32] Madam**
You really do like poking that cute little
nose into everyone's business, don't you?
**[15:38] Madam**
I don't think that's a bad thing.
**[15:41] Madam**
That's probably why little Hacky...
**[15:43] Berry**
What about Hack?
**[15:44] Madam**
That child's heart used to be locked up tight
and everyone was treated with suspicion.
**[15:51] Madam**
But since meeting you, something's changed.
**[15:55] Madam**
I think I understand why.
**[15:58] Berry**
Um... Well...
**[16:00] Madam**
Right, then.
**[16:02] Madam**
There is one thing I can tell you.
**[16:06] Madam**
You can have more than your fair
share of sorrow all on your lonesome,
**[16:11] Madam**
but to truly experience joy?
**[16:15] Madam**
You need the help of others for that.
That's why I joined you all.
**[16:21] Madam**
Okay, I'm heading back now.
**[16:24] Madam**
Oh, and tell that little cutie...
**[16:27] Madam**
that I appreciated his visit.
**[16:30] Madam**
I'll see you back at the agency.
**[16:33] Madam**
See you later.
**[16:35] Madam**
The moon is beautiful tonight.
**[16:39] Berry**
Hank!
**[16:40] Berry**
It's bad! Doron's hurt!
**[16:43] Hank**
Man, he really took a whooping.
**[16:46] Hank**
So how'd the hunt for his owner go?
**[16:48] Berry**
Well, I found a *few* leads...
**[16:51] Berry**
But we still don't know where Kearney is.
**[16:55] Finn**
I'm going to connect his circuit
board directly to the SOS.
**[16:58] Berry**
Huh? But why?
**[17:01] Hack**
We'll world up and get
our hack on, nerdy-birdy!
**[17:03] Finn**
Examining his restored data brought
something interesting to light.
**[17:07] Berry**
Wait, you two said you
weren't interested...
**[17:10] Hack**
Put a sock in it, nerdy-birdy.
**[17:12] Berry**
Thank you, Finn! Hack!
**[17:14] Hack**
And tera!
**[17:19] Doron**
Where are we?
**[17:21] Berry**
It's the Hyperverse.
**[17:23] Berry**
We're going to reinitialize
your programming from here.
**[17:27] Doron**
But how?
**[17:28] Hack**
Open sesame!
**[17:32] Hack**
Here we go!
**[17:34] 0-N Zero**
Now, let us begin.
**[17:36] 0-N Zero**
My puzzle is a mystifying one...
**[17:39] 0-N Zero**
But there is no puzzle
that cannot be solved.
**[17:43] 0-N Zero**
You needn't worry on that score.
**[17:46] Berry**
That's Phantom Zero!
**[17:47] 0-N Zero**
Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,
capable of doing things no one else can.
**[17:57] Hack**
What a zappy light show!
**[17:59] 0-N Zero**
Begone, interlopers!
**[18:02] Finn**
Be careful. He's a security block
intended to erase the contact logs.
**[18:07] Berry**
What's going on here? Is this a game?
**[18:09] Hack**
Damn right it is, nerdy-birdy!
**[18:11] Finn**
* This "game" was created from*
* the core of Zero Nation's systems.*
**[18:15] Finn**
*Hack, you need to find out who this person is.*
**[18:18] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[18:20] Doron**
This way, you two!
**[18:27] Hack**
How'd you know?
**[18:29] Berry**
It's laid out like the garden
at the old folks' home.
**[18:31] Doron**
Correct.
**[18:32] Hack**
Nice one, flying junk heap!
**[18:36] 0-N Zero**
Where have they gone?
**[18:39] Hack**
Dash...
**[18:59] Hack**
Got yer mask!
**[19:04] Doron**
Mr. Hackitt!
**[19:06] Finn**
So it really was Hackitt.
**[19:07] Berry**
Huh? Who's Hackitt?
**[19:09] Doron**
Mr. Hackitt!
**[19:11] 0-N Zero**
I am Phantom Zero.
**[19:14] Berry**
Doron!
**[19:19] Hack**
Grabbed everythin' we needed!
**[19:21] Berry**
That's what you were after?
**[19:21] SIGN**
Items
**[19:21] SIGN**
Phantom Zero Parameters
**[19:21] SIGN**
Phantom
Zero
**[19:24] Finn**
Right. It's the key to
learning about Hackitt.
**[19:26] Berry**
And Hackitt is...
**[19:28] Doron**
The world-building genius
**[19:31] Doron**
and legendary architectural
designer, Kearney.
**[19:34] Doron**
When he worked as a Hyperverse game
designer, he went by the name "Hackitt."
**[19:41] Finn**
He was the one who said:
**[19:43] Finn**
"When building a world, you need clinical
objectivity to reinforce it where needed."
**[19:47] Berry**
Wait, does that mean Hackitt is...
**[19:50] Finn**
Right. I consider myself a student of his.
**[19:54] Berry**
And he made the Phantom Zero game?
**[19:56] Doron**
That's correct.
**[19:58] Doron**
I remember everything now,
thanks to your collective efforts.
**[20:03] Berry**
I see. So he designed that old folks' home, too.
**[20:08] Berry**
Which is why you knew
how it was laid out, Doron.
**[20:12] Finn**
And the greatest game he ever
created was Phantom Zero Nation.
**[20:17] Hank**
Huh. Pretty cool.
**[20:19] Hank**
But that means this has nothing
to do with the *real* Phantom Zero.
**[20:24] Berry**
So if you remember everything now,
where is Hackitt... I mean, Mr. Kearney?
**[20:30] Berry**
He's not...
**[20:33] Doron**
Sadly, he is.
**[20:35] Doron**
But I was able to restore
my most precious memories.
**[20:40] Doron**
And he did not abandon me.
**[20:45] Berry**
I see!
**[20:47] Doron**
Yes.
**[20:49] Doron**
Detective Club, you have my thanks.
**[20:53] Smiley**
Yeah, it looks like you're about done here.
**[20:57] Smiley**
Which means there's no
Love to go around, is there?
**[21:02] Doron**
Miss Smiley.
**[21:03] Doron**
Miss Berry.
**[21:05] Doron**
I have one last thing to ask of you.
**[21:13] Smiley**
Grandma?
**[21:21] Hank**
Hey. Guess it was a wild goose chase, huh?
**[21:24] Finn**
I wouldn't be so sure.
**[21:26] Finn**
Right, Watson?
**[21:29] Finn**
I examined the mask Hack
stole in the Hyperverse.
**[21:33] Finn**
The death of legendary designer, Kearney,
AKA Hackitt, seems rather suspicious.
**[21:37] Hank**
This is a Center surveillance record.
**[21:40] Hank**
You think they got rid of him?
**[21:42] Finn**
He knew something.
**[21:44] Hank**
For real?
**[21:46] Finn**
There's a chance that his drone coming to us
was his way of delivering a dying message.
**[21:53] Hank**
C'mon, man, you sound paranoid.
**[21:56] Hank**
Finn?
**[21:57] Finn**
The name "Hackitt" sounds
like "hack it" for a reason.
**[22:02] Hank**
Sure, but what's your point?
**[22:05] Finn**
My point is... we're going to expose the truth.
# E7 - The Inhuman Cart
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQJ7DK/the-inhuman-cart)
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**[00:02] Hank**
Look out, look out, baby.
**[00:09] Hank**
That fell from the sky, right?
**[00:15] Hank**
Maybe a pair of peacocks
hit it off up in the clouds.
**[01:58] Hack**
Bored.
**[01:59] Berry**
Wish we had a case...
***SIGN*** The Inhuman Cart
***SIGN*** The Inhuman Cart
***SIGN*** The Inhuman Cart
**[02:01] Hack**
Mister Kitty-cat!
**[02:07] Berry**
What's he doing?
**[02:10] Old Timer 1**
I'm telling you, the mystery
cart sells tonkotsu ramen.
**[02:14] Old Timer 2**
Well, *I* heard it sold soy sauce flavor.
**[02:18] Berry**
What're you talking about?
**[02:19] Old timer 1**
Missy, you haven't heard
about the mystery cart?
**[02:23] Berry**
"Mystery" cart?
**[02:25] Old Timer 2**
Damn right! It's this mystery ramen
cart nobody knows how to find.
**[02:31] Old Timer 2**
Even so, rumors of it have spread
like wildfire and it's now legendary.
**[02:34] Berry**
Why does everyone think it's so good if
they can't find it and haven't eaten there?
**[02:38] Old Timer 1**
Well, some folks *have* eaten there before.
**[02:42] Old Timer 1**
A friend of a friend of mine
managed to get some of that ramen.
**[02:46] Old Timer 1**
He said the way the rich tonkotsu
broth mixed with the thin noodles
**[02:49] Old Timer 1**
made it the best bowl he'd ever had.
**[02:52] Old Timer 2**
Nah, see, *my* friend said it was thick, super
silky noodles served with juicy roast pork
**[02:59] Old Timer 2**
in a glorious soy-based clear
soup that gets its supreme flavor
**[03:02] Old Timer 2**
from the dried sardines used as stock.
**[03:05] Hack**
I heard it was Blue Hawaii ramen.
**[03:07] Old Timers 1 & 2**
There's no way!
**[03:09] Berry**
You know about it, Hack?
**[03:11] Hack**
Just a rumor from long, long ago,
from somewhere around here.
**[03:15] Berry**
And what're you doing, Watson?
**[03:19] Berry**
Huh? Hey, where are you going?
**[03:21] Hack**
Let's bail and follow Kitty-cat!
**[03:23] Berry**
Ah, wait up!
**[03:25] Townsperson 1**
The ramen cart from the rumors?
**[03:27] Townsperson 1**
Of course I've heard of it.
**[03:28] Townsperson 1**
My friend's grandpa says he wants
to eat there again before he dies.
**[03:36] Townsperson 2**
Yeah, I've heard of it. They serve
Blue Hawaii ramen there, right?
**[03:41] Townsperson 3**
A mystery cart? You mean
the killer ramen place?
**[03:45] Townsperson 3**
A friend of a friend of mine ate there,
**[03:47] Townsperson 3**
and had a fever for three days after.
Thought they were gonna die.
**[03:51] Townsperson 3**
Said something about the owner
being an AI who hates humans
**[03:55] Townsperson 3**
and wants to wipe us all out with ramen.
**[03:58] Townsperson 3**
Nuts or what?
**[03:59] Berry**
Are you investigating
the ramen cart rumors?
**[04:04] Search field find**
Searching
**[04:04] Search field find**
Ramen cart rumors
**[04:04] Banner ad sign**
Win a 2000 Love
gift!
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Budget
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Dinner
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Lunch
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
No Minimum
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
No Maximum
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Area
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
District
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Reservations
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Delivery
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Genre
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Help
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Refine
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Special Deco Dining Room (Includes Booths)
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
All you can drink (2 hours+)
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Takeout
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Delivery
**[04:04] Navigation bar signs**
Android-Run
**[04:06] Berry**
Wow, it's true. There's no info at all on it.
**[04:10] Berry**
Is there really a place to eat
that isn't listed on Deco-Gourmet?
**[04:13] Hank**
Well, this place only really
exists as word of mouth.
**[04:18] Hank**
I've heard about this
legendary ramen myself.
**[04:21] Smiley**
Me too.
**[04:23] Smiley**
But it's probably just rumors, right?
**[04:25] Berry**
How did you find out about it, Watson?
**[04:28] Finn**
He apparently collects rumors.
**[04:31] Finn**
Isn't that right?
**[04:36] Berry**
Oh, here.
**[04:45] Berry**
What's this?
**[04:47] Finn**
The rumors Watson has collected.
**[04:51] Finn**
"The proprietress of the bar in District 16
is having an affair with a younger man"?
**[04:58] Hank**
"A boy from a Japanese confectionery is
dating a girl from a cake shop," huh?
**[05:05] Smiley**
This is hilarious! There's a
theory that Madam 44's dead!
**[05:08] Madam**
Well, that certainly is a ridiculous rumor.
**[05:11] Berry**
"Smiley suspected of lying about her age.
Despite appearances, she's actually 50!"
**[05:15] Berry**
What?!
**[05:17] Berry**
"The son of a local family is
apparently up to some real bad stuff."
**[05:20] Berry**
"A local mother is apparently brainwashed."
**[05:24] Berry**
"Someone apparently went to the moon once."
**[05:26] Berry**
"That moon trip is apparently a lie."
**[05:30] Berry**
And you like collecting these, Watson?
**[05:33] Berry**
You gonna look into all these rumors?
**[05:36] Hack**
Shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey...
**[05:37] Berry**
Only the mystery ramen cart?
**[05:40] Berry**
Why?
**[05:41] Hank**
"A wonder lasts but nine days."
**[05:44] Hank**
Most of the time, rumors are
here today, gone tomorrow.
**[05:47] Hank**
But people have been talking about
this ramen cart since I was a kid.
**[05:52] Hank**
Watson's probably interested 'cause
this rumor's survived longer than most.
**[05:56] Sign**
I also want
to eat some
ramen
**[05:57] Berry**
"I also want to eat some ramen."
**[06:02] Berry**
I get ya. Who *wouldn't* want to eat ramen
that's the cause of so many rumors?
**[06:06] Berry**
Whaddaya say to the Yurei Detective Club
hunting down this mystery ramen cart?
**[06:12] Berry**
You're not interested in ramen
that's so good, it fuels a mystery?
**[06:15] Hack**
Rumors are just rumors.
**[06:18] Hack**
Until I see it with this
right here, it ain't real.
**[06:22] Smiley**
I'll pass, too.
**[06:24] Smiley**
Can't get any Love from rumors.
Not a big fan of that.
**[06:27] Madam**
I don't really like ramen.
**[06:30] Finn**
I'm busy.
**[06:31] Hank**
Sorry, kid.
**[06:34] Hack**
There, there, there...
**[06:36] Berry**
Fine! We'll look for it by ourselves.
**[06:39] Berry**
And eat this ramen
everyone's talking about.
**[06:42] Berry**
I'll start by talking to these "friends of
friends" who supposedly ate this ramen.
**[06:49] Berry**
What about you, Watson?
**[06:53] Berry**
"I'll head to where the
most rumors are found."
**[06:56] Berry**
Okay. Then, let's split up
and start gathering intel.
**[07:02] Old Timer 4**
You wanna talk to my friend?
**[07:05] Old Timer 4**
Well, he works in the shop over there.
**[07:08] Friend 1**
Huh? You wanna talk to the person
who ate at the mystery cart?
**[07:11] Friend 1**
I don't mind, but...
**[07:12] Friend 2**
Look, I wasn't the one who *actually* went
there. I just heard about it from a friend.
**[07:17] Friend 2**
You wanna talk to her?
**[07:19] Friend 3**
I heard about it from a friend, too.
**[07:22] Friend 4**
I mean, I only heard about it
from a friend of a friend.
**[07:25] Friend 4**
Hm? You wanna talk to them?
**[07:27] Friend 4**
I don't really remember...
**[07:29] Friend 4**
Gimme a sec. I might still have the message.
**[07:37] Berry**
Excuse me.
**[07:38] Berry**
I heard from Johnny that you've
been to the mystery cart before...
**[07:46] Berry**
Or did you also hear about
it from a friend of a friend?
**[07:53] Berry**
Sorry for bothering you.
**[07:55] Gramps**
I have.
**[07:57] Berry**
You've been to the mystery cart?!
**[08:00] Gramps**
I have.
**[08:01] Berry**
Really?!
**[08:03] Gramps**
I have.
**[08:04] Berry**
Where can I find this mystery cart?
**[08:06] Gramps**
Mark Twain.
**[08:09] Berry**
"Mark Twain"?
**[08:10] Berry**
What district is that? Where can I find it?
**[08:14] Gramps**
The heavens.
**[08:25] Berry**
* Diary, all I've learned is things people hear*
* from a friend of a friend are 100% untrue.*
**[08:34] Berry**
How'd it go?
**[08:38] Berry**
What is it?
**[08:45] Hack**
Upchuck!
**[08:50] Berry**
A map?
**[08:51] Hack**
Kitty barf!
**[08:53] Hack**
More barf?
**[08:56] Berry**
So you went to a hospital waiting
room that's a hub for rumors,
**[09:00] Berry**
and after listening to
rumors there all day,
**[09:03] Berry**
you found someone who got injured
while looking for the mystery cart,
**[09:06] Berry**
and got him to draw you a map?
**[09:09] Berry**
That's awesome!
**[09:11] Berry**
Okay, let's-a go find this mystery cart!
**[09:18] Berry**
Why are you tagging along, Hack?
I thought you didn't believe in rumors.
**[09:23] Hack**
Wanna see Kitty-cat do more new stuff!
**[09:27] Hack**
Kitty-cat, transform!
**[09:29] Berry**
I doubt it works like that.
**[09:33] Berry**
It's a dead end. Are we going the right way?
**[09:38] Berry**
You kidding me? Then, the mystery cart...
**[09:42] Berry**
...is down here?
**[09:48] Berry**
It's so dark, I can barely see.
**[09:52] Berry**
There's a ramen cart down here?
**[09:57] Berry**
That's Love-y!
**[09:58] Hack**
Lighty-bright!
**[09:59] Hack**
Mister Flash!
**[10:01] Berry**
You're just full of surprises, Watson!
**[10:29] Hack**
Hungry...
**[10:30] Berry**
I've got cookies. You want one?
**[10:34] Hack**
Don't want.
**[10:35] Berry**
I thought you were hungry?
**[10:37] Hack**
Gonna eat ramen.
**[10:38] Berry**
Huh? I thought you didn't
believe in the mystery cart.
**[10:43] Hack**
Don't believe in rumors.
**[10:45] Hack**
But I wanna eat ramen.
**[10:47] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy wouldn't shut up about
ramen and now it's all my mouth wants!
**[10:51] Berry**
What the heck?
**[10:52] Hack**
My mouth's all ramen-y!
**[11:06] Berry**
What is this place? Where are we?
**[11:15] Berry**
There's no location data?
**[11:16] Sign**
Unable to obtain location data
**[11:16] Sign**
Retry
**[11:26] Berry**
Is that...
**[11:27] Sign**
Ramen
**[11:31] Sign**
Ramen
**[11:33] Sign**
Ramen
**[11:36] Berry**
Do you serve ramen here?
**[11:39] AI Owner**
Yes.
**[11:40] Berry/Hack**
All right!
**[11:42] AI Owner**
Welcome.
**[11:45] Berry**
The rumors were true after all.
**[11:47] Hack**
Ramen, ramen, ramen!
**[11:52] AI Owner**
What led you all to believe
the rumors and come this far?
**[11:59] Berry**
We wanted some ramen!
**[12:01] AI Owner**
Is that really all?
**[12:02] AI Owner**
Did you believe the rumor and come
this far solely due to hunger?
**[12:08] AI Owner**
That was your only reason
for believing the rumor
**[12:11] AI Owner**
and braving the harsh path here?
**[12:14] Hack**
Ramen, ramen, ramen!
**[12:17] Berry**
Ah, three bowls of ramen, please.
**[12:19] AI Owner**
Coming up!
**[12:20] Berry**
Are you an AI?
**[12:22] AI Owner**
Yes.
**[12:23] Berry**
What is this place?
**[12:25] Berry**
We tried looking it up,
but the map wasn't working...
**[12:28] AI Owner**
This place isn't listed on the map.
**[12:32] AI Owner**
Because I built it.
**[12:35] Berry**
You built this place?
**[12:37] Berry**
What do you mean? You can do that?
**[12:41] AI Owner**
I was originally an engineering AI
involved in urban development.
**[12:47] AI Owner**
Constructing a place like this is easier
for me than making delicious ramen.
**[12:54] AI Owner**
Here you are.
**[12:57] Berry**
Thanks for the food!
**[12:57] Hack**
Mine now!
**[13:08] Berry**
It's great!
**[13:09] Berry**
The soy sauce flavor rumors were true.
**[13:12] Berry**
There were others about tonkotsu
ramen and miso flavor, but...
**[13:16] Berry**
There was no concrete
info about this place.
**[13:18] Berry**
How is it there's no mention
of it anywhere online?
**[13:21] AI Owner**
Because I am thorough in removing it.
**[13:25] AI Owner**
I delete any reference to this
place the moment it goes online.
**[13:29] AI Owner**
Including this conversation
we are having right now.
**[13:33] Berry**
Seriously?
**[13:33] AI Owner**
Seriously.
**[13:34] Berry**
But why?
**[13:36] AI Owner**
I am investigating the systems by
which humans believe in rumors.
**[13:40] Berry**
The systems for believing in rumors?
**[13:42] AI Owner**
Rumors are neither fact nor fiction.
They are simply rumors.
**[13:47] AI Owner**
But the people who find their way here are
often upset or disappointed that the ramen
**[13:53] AI Owner**
isn't what they believed it was.
**[13:55] AI Owner**
What is it that leads them to have
such faith in these ephemeral rumors?
**[13:59] AI Owner**
I am fascinated by the systems
that lead them to think in this way.
**[14:03] Hack**
More!
**[14:04] AI Owner**
Coming up!
**[14:05] Berry**
Why would you look into that?
**[14:08] AI Owner**
Humans sometimes believe things they
can rationally tell are completely untrue.
**[14:15] AI Owner**
I have studied humans for many years now,
**[14:18] AI Owner**
yet I remain unable to fully answer the
question of why they believe in rumors.
**[14:25] Berry**
How long are we talking?
**[14:27] AI Owner**
It began with the founding of this
data-managed city, Tom Sawyer.
**[14:32] Berry**
That's *super* long ago!
**[14:35] AI Owner**
It is. And in spite of that,
I have yet to obtain an answer.
**[14:40] AI Owner**
Why do you believe in rumors?
**[14:43] Berry**
I don't exactly believe in them, but...
**[14:46] AI Owner**
But?
**[14:47] Berry**
Probably 'cause it's fun?
**[14:49] AI Owner**
Fun?
**[14:50] Berry**
Watson collects rumors,
and he does it because it's fun.
**[14:55] Berry**
Right?
**[14:57] AI**
It's... fun?
**[14:58] Berry**
Doesn't make sense, right?
**[15:00] Berry**
I thought the same at first, but...
**[15:02] Berry**
I started having fun while
we were looking for this cart.
**[15:06] Berry**
"Is it real? If it is, what kind
of ramen does it serve?"
**[15:10] Berry**
Imagining that kinda stuff was fun, y'know?
**[15:13] Berry**
Oh, by the way, my name's Berry.
**[15:16] Berry**
This is Hack and Watson.
**[15:18] Berry**
We're detectives with
the Yurei Detective Club.
**[15:21] Berry**
What's your name?
**[15:23] AI Owner**
Why?
**[15:25] AI Owner**
I've never had a human give away so
much personal information before,
**[15:29] AI Owner**
much less ask me for my own.
**[15:32] Berry**
Seriously?
**[15:33] AI Owner**
Seriously. So why?
**[15:35] Berry**
Well, the ramen's yummy, so I'd like to
come again. And I'd like to see you again.
**[15:40] AI Owner**
Me?
**[15:41] AI Owner**
But why?
**[15:44] Berry**
Because this has been fun!
**[15:47] Hack**
More!
**[15:48] Berry**
Me too!
**[15:49] AI Owner**
Coming up!
**[15:51] AI Owner**
My name is Analytica.
**[15:53] Berry**
Well, Analytica, what was it
like being an urban development AI?
**[15:58] AI Owner**
I created Mark Twain.
**[16:01] Berry**
"Mark Twain"?
**[16:10] Hack**
It's glitchy-witchy!
**[16:11] Berry**
The Zero Phenomenon?!
**[16:16] Berry**
We're in the Hyperverse!
**[16:18] Hack**
Get out here, glitchy-witchy!
**[16:26] Berry**
Shoot.
**[16:27] Hack**
Here it comes!
**[16:28] Berry**
But...
**[16:30] Berry**
Analytica!
**[16:32] Hack**
Sorti-exit!
**[16:33] Berry**
Right. We need to find the exit.
**[16:35] Hack**
Where's it at?
**[16:36] Berry**
How do we get outta here?
**[16:43] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[16:49] Hack**
You wanna play?
**[16:51] Hack**
Well, I want more of
your glitchy-witchy data.
**[16:55] Hack**
Giga! Tera! Peta! Exa! Zetta! Yotta—
**[17:02] Berry**
We need to run!
**[17:16] Berry**
Down here?
**[17:20] Berry**
What about you, Watson?
**[17:25] Hack**
Kitty-cat's doing more new stuff!
**[17:27] Berry**
He really *is* like a cat!
**[17:38] Berry**
We'd better find the exit.
**[17:50] Hack**
Hey, glitchy-witchy! Zoom!
**[17:57] Berry**
Seriously impressive.
**[17:59] Hack**
Zoom, zoom!
**[18:17] Hack**
More glitchy-witchy data for me.
**[18:25] Berry**
Aw, shoot.
**[18:36] Hack**
Kitty-cat!
**[18:40] Hack**
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
**[18:48] Berry**
Jeez!
**[18:49] Berry**
Hack, can't you find
the exit like last time?
**[18:53] Berry**
How do we get outta here?!
**[18:55] AI Owner**
Coming up...
**[18:57] AI Owner**
Exit...
**[18:59] AI Owner**
The exit... is here...
**[19:01] AI Owner**
Unlocking... now.
**[19:05] Berry**
How'd you do that?
**[19:08] AI Owner**
I am Analytica, an engineering AI
created to build Mark Twain.
**[19:17] AI Owner**
I... built it... all...
**[19:23] Berry**
Analytica!
**[19:24] AI Owner**
Order up...
**[19:33] Hack**
Zoom!
**[19:52] Berry**
Hack.
**[19:53] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[20:02] Hack**
Gimme my data!
**[20:06] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy, you data thief!
**[20:10] Berry**
What was that just now?
**[20:22] Berry**
Ow.
**[20:32] Berry**
* Diary, the mystery cart really*
* did exist, but now that it's gone,*
**[20:39] Berry**
* I guess it really is nothing*
* more than a rumor.*
**[20:40] Hack**
Stupid glitchy-witchy!
**[20:47] Hank**
Say what?
**[20:48] Hank**
So you really did find the mystery cart?
**[20:51] Berry**
It was really good!
**[20:53] Berry/Hack**
Right?!
**[20:55] Smiley**
And you ran into the Zero
Phenomenon, too? Unbelievable.
**[20:59] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy snatched my data!
**[21:01] Finn**
Your data?
**[21:03] Hack**
Stinkin' data thief!
**[21:05] Hank**
So this cart that wasn't
on any map is gone now?
**[21:09] Berry**
Yeah, there's nothing left.
**[21:12] Madam**
What kind of AI was the owner?
**[21:15] Hack**
Anaconda.
**[21:16] Berry**
It was Analytica.
**[21:18] Berry**
He said he was an engineering AI
made to build a Mark something...
**[21:25] Berry**
Mark Twain, maybe?
**[21:28] Hack**
That glitchy-witchy's got me double ragin'!
**[21:30] Hack**
Next time, I'm gonna get *double* revenge!
**[21:31] Berry**
Well, anyway...
**[21:33] Berry**
At least we got to eat some ramen.
**[21:35] Berry**
And it was the best I've ever had.
**[21:37] Berry/Hack**
Right?!
**[21:38] Smiley**
Okay, that's super annoying, so stop.
**[21:43] Diary headline**
The mystery cart really did exist!
**[21:44] Berry**
* What I learned from looking for the*
* mystery cart is the ramen was made*
**[21:49] Berry**
*by a mysterious AI named Analytica,*
**[21:51] Berry**
* and Watson's got a lot more*
* going on than meets the eye.*
**[21:56] Berry**
* But I'm sure there's still a*
* whole lot that I don't know.*
# E8 - Reach For the Heavens!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U40P5J/reach-for-the-heavens)
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**[00:16] Berry**
Ow.
**[00:19] Berry**
Even sleeping, Hack's a total handful.
**[00:25] Berry**
Is someone in the office?
**[00:31] Berry**
*Finn?*
**[00:33] Berry**
*What's he doing at this hour?*
**[00:38] Berry**
*He looks super serious.*
**[00:41] Berry**
*Probably shouldn't bother him.*
**[00:50] Finn**
Mark Twain...
**[02:25] Hank**
The sea.
**[02:27] Hank**
My sea.
**[02:29] Berry**
*Good morning, diary!*
***SIGN*** Reach For
The Heavens!
***SIGN*** Reach For
The Heavens!
***SIGN*** Reach For
The Heavens!
**[02:31] Berry**
*The ocean's really something.*
**[02:35] Berry**
Hey, is that your boat, Hank?
**[02:38] Berry**
The "River Queen," huh?
**[02:40] Hank**
Nah, it's not that one. It's this one.
**[02:43] Hank**
The scourge of the seven
seas: the SS McDougal!
**[02:48] Berry**
Oh, uh...
**[02:50] Berry**
It's cute.
**[02:51] Hank**
Ain't she though? She's my baby.
**[02:55] Berry**
* The first part of Hank's*
* job is collecting junk.*
**[02:58] Berry**
* Sometimes, he dredges up stuff from*
* the sea floor, and sells it in his store.*
**[03:05] Hank**
That oughta do it.
**[03:07] Hank**
Thanks for the help, Berry.
**[03:09] Berry**
No sweat! You should take me
on your next salvage job, too.
**[03:12] Hank**
Sounds good!
**[03:15] Hank**
Hey! Pudd'nhead!
**[03:17] Hank**
That son of a...
**[03:21] Hank**
Wil!
**[03:22] Will**
Oh crap, it's Hank!
**[03:24] Berry**
Who's this?
**[03:25] Hank**
This is Wilson, the gambling fool
everybody calls Pudd'nhead.
**[03:29] Will**
See ya!
**[03:34] Hank**
C'mon, Wil. How about you hand
over the Love you owe me first?
**[03:38] Wilson**
I don't have enough right now.
**[03:41] Wilson**
I *do* have a hot tip, though.
**[03:43] Wilson**
Will you let me off with that instead?
**[03:45] Berry**
Is it treasure that's sunk
to the bottom of the sea?
**[03:48] Wilson**
Uh, not the sea, no...
**[03:51] Wilson**
Try the sky.
**[03:54] Wilson**
The Customer Center told
everyone around these parts
**[03:57] Wilson**
that this area's gonna be
off-limits the day after tomorrow.
**[03:57] Sign**
Uh-oh*!*
**[04:01] Wilson**
Which means they're coming down from
their tower and getting up to something.
**[04:06] Berry**
Sounds Love-y! I wonder what it is.
**[04:08] Wilson**
Turns out, there's gonna be
treasure flying down from the sky.
**[04:14] Wilson**
Now, according to what I heard,
**[04:16] Wilson**
it's gonna be an ancient model of
satellite that's past its service lifetime.
**[04:20] Berry**
Love-y! But what's a satellite?
**[04:23] Hank**
It's like a star made out of junk.
**[04:25] Wilson**
I've got a good idea where
it's gonna crash down, too.
**[04:28] Wilson**
So if you manage to get your hands on it...
**[04:32] Hank**
It could be worth a lot, yeah.
**[04:35] Wilson**
How about it? Just between the three of us.
**[04:38] Hank**
It's a hot tip all right.
**[04:40] Berry**
Treasure falling from the sky...
**[04:42] Sign**
Uh-oh*!*
**[04:47] Finn**
How are things going, "Hackitt"?
**[04:50] Hack**
This place is giga-nasty.
**[04:55] Hack**
Thrills and chills!
**[05:03] Hack**
Looking like this, though... It's a raggy-drag.
**[05:06] Finn**
*Deal with it.*
**[05:08] Finn**
Thanks to Madam...
**[05:10] Finn**
*...we now know about Kearney's alt account.*
**[05:13] Finn**
* By logging in as Hackitt,*
* you can trick the system.*
**[05:17] Finn**
* Kearney's disappearance is linked to*
* Phantom Zero and the Zero Phenomenon.*
**[05:25] Finn**
* The same phenomenon that erased*
* the AI you encountered, Analytica.*
**[05:31] Finn**
* I believe Kearney, the designer behind*
* the Phantom Zero Nation game...*
**[05:37] Finn**
...was investigating the same mystery we are.
**[05:42] Smiley**
Wow, glitzy. Bet ya could
make a ton of Love from it.
**[05:45] Finn**
The Zero Phenomenon, Phantom Zero,
**[05:48] Finn**
and an AI who built the foundation of
the system that administers this city...
**[05:53] Hack**
Open sesame!
**[06:01] Finn**
It's all connected. And when we
get close enough, they'll appear...
**[06:14] Hack**
Gulp! Glitchy-witchy?!
**[06:19] Hack**
Huh? Frozen?
**[06:21] Hack**
Don't spook me!
**[06:23] Finn**
* It's a reproduction*
* created from stored data.*
**[06:25] Finn**
This is the same Phantom Zero you and
Berry saw during the phenomenon, correct?
**[06:30] Hack**
*Yeah, man! The glitchy-witchy!*
**[06:34] Smiley**
Looks paranormal.
**[06:36] Finn**
So Kearney *did* encounter
Phantom Zero before he disappeared.
**[06:42] Finn**
Analytica and Kearney...
**[06:44] Finn**
They both got too close to
the truth, then vanished.
**[06:48] Finn**
No, they were disposed of.
**[06:50] Smiley**
Okay, that's freaky.
**[06:53] Finn**
But if we can figure out who's behind this,
we'll find a way to Mark Twain.
**[06:57] Finn**
*Take all the hidden data you can.*
**[07:00] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[07:06] Hack**
Huh?
**[07:07] Hack**
*It's copy-protected.*
**[07:09] Finn**
Impressive, Kearney.
**[07:11] Finn**
But there should be a way to
disable the protection. Find it.
**[07:15] Hack**
*Understood!*
**[07:16] Smiley**
Hey, Finn, I happen to know
someone else who knew Kearney...
**[07:20] Finn**
What?
**[07:21] Smiley**
All it'll cost you is some Love.
**[07:26] Madam**
You can't rely solely on what you can see.
**[07:29] Madam**
Especially when your imagination
seems to be misaligned.
**[07:32] Finn**
I'm not sure I follow.
**[07:34] Madam**
You'll have to do the rest of the
searching yourself. Good day.
**[07:44] Hack**
Huh? Weird.
**[07:51] Hack**
This one's fine.
**[07:54] Finn**
*A mirror with no reflection? I see.*
**[07:57] Finn**
*Okay, take a closer look.*
**[08:02] Hack**
All right! Nailed it!
**[08:05] Finn**
* The room inside the mirror is*
* where the data's actually stored.*
**[08:14] Hack**
Mine now!
**[08:17] Smiley**
What's with the card?
**[08:22] Finn**
An ID card that allows access to the
Angel Fish Club, a special search engine.
**[08:27] Smiley**
So it's, like, a members-only deal?
**[08:29] Finn**
Right.
**[08:30] Finn**
And with access, we can find things the
Customer Center would rather keep hidden.
**[08:35] Hank**
Got something you can use to test it out.
**[08:38] Hack**
What's up, nerdy-birdy?
**[08:40] Berry**
Treasure's gonna fall from the sky.
**[08:43] Finn**
No time like the present.
**[08:53] Finn**
I've got the results.
**[08:55] Finn**
It seems your fisherman
friend was right, Hank.
**[08:58] Hank**
A satellite! We're about
to get Love-rich quick!
**[09:01] Finn**
That's not all.
**[09:03] Finn**
The satellite has a core with records
**[09:06] Finn**
on a variety of experiments the
Customer Center has been running.
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:11] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:12] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:13] Finn**
A capsule containing the core will be
ejected before the satellite crashes down.
**[09:17] Finn**
The Customer Center has declared this
area off-limits so they can collect it.
**[09:19] Finn**
Uh-oh*!*
**[09:23] Finn**
Which means this capsule
likely contains valuable data.
**[09:27] Berry**
So it might have stuff about Phantom Zero?
**[09:30] Smiley**
And the Zero Phenomenon?
**[09:32] Finn**
Right.
**[09:33] Hack**
So we're gonna go nab it!
**[09:35] Hank**
That works out nice.
**[09:36] Hank**
You guys focus on grabbing the capsule.
I'll be satisfied just collecting the scrap.
**[09:41] Finn**
Then, let's get to work.
**[09:43] Detective Club**
Right!
**[09:45] Berry**
* And so, our plan to catch*
* the capsule got underway.*
**[09:50] Berry**
* Gotta figure out where it's coming down,*
* then get there before the Customer Center.*
**[09:57] Finn**
Hack and I will feed the Customer
Center false information beforehand.
**[10:02] Hack**
Send 'em on a loosey-goose chase.
**[10:04] Berry**
We're counting on you.
**[10:05] Hack**
Gonna be a cinch.
**[10:07] Berry**
What're you making?
**[10:09] Hank**
A glove.
**[10:10] Hank**
I mean, this is gonna be the
biggest pop fly anyone's ever caught.
**[10:22] Finn**
I see.
**[10:24] Finn**
A terminal disguised with
information camouflage.
**[10:27] Finn**
A veritable ticket to heaven.
**[10:33] Berry**
Huh? You spending the night in here again?
**[10:37] Berry**
You were here the night before last, too.
**[10:39] Finn**
The night before last?
**[10:41] Finn**
Oh, I suppose I was.
**[10:43] Berry**
So are you looking up
stuff about the capsule?
**[10:46] Finn**
No. It's not important. Different case.
**[10:49] Berry**
Oh, okay.
**[10:52] Berry**
Finn's acting kinda weird.
**[10:57] Hank**
Now *this* is perfect weather for a ball game!
**[11:01] Berry**
* We need to practice if*
* we wanna get the "catch" right.*
**[11:03] Smiley**
Hey!
**[11:05] Berry**
*Which is why we arranged for some help.*
**[11:07] Doron**
This certainly looks like fun.
**[11:10] Berry**
It's been a while! You been okay, Doron?
**[11:13] Doron**
Yes, and I'm still grateful for everything
the Yurei Detective Club did for me.
**[11:19] Smiley**
I called him up. Perfect choice for helping
us catch crap out of the sky, right?
**[11:24] Doron**
After hearing what we'd be doing,
I contacted a few associates of mine.
**[11:29] Doron**
Meet my fellow lost drones.
**[11:33] Hack**
Beep boop, beep boop.
**[11:36] Berry**
Nice to meet you!
**[11:37] Doron**
So how should we begin?
**[11:40] Smiley**
This is a test run for catching a capsule
that's gonna be falling out of the sky.
**[11:43] Smiley**
So drop this from up high.
**[11:45] Doron**
Understood. But how exactly will you
be catching something like that?
**[11:51] Doron**
It sounds dangerous.
**[11:53] Smiley**
You don't need to worry about that.
**[11:55] Berry**
That's a point. Who's gonna
actually be catching it?
**[11:57] Smiley**
Here she comes.
**[12:00] Madam**
Good afternoon, all.
**[12:20] Smiley**
Let's get started.
**[12:21] Madam**
Okay!
**[12:23] Doron**
Doron Pass!
**[12:27] Hack**
Incoming!
**[12:28] Berry**
Left a little!
**[12:33] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:40] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:43] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:45] Smiley**
Next!
**[12:50] Madam**
All right...
**[12:55] Madam**
Just call me the "Catcher in the Sky"!
**[12:58] Berry**
Nice catch!
**[13:00] Hack**
You gotcha-got it!
**[13:02] Berry**
High five!
**[13:04] Berry**
* Something about all of us working*
* together towards one goal...*
**[13:08] Berry**
*It's so Love-y, diary!*
**[13:10] Smiley**
Let's keep it up! Next!
**[13:13] Madam**
I'm on it!
**[13:17] Berry**
Tomorrow's the big day.
**[13:20] Berry**
I was wondering...
**[13:21] Hank**
What's up?
**[13:23] Berry**
I think Finn's hiding something from us.
**[13:27] Hank**
Sounds about right.
**[13:28] Hank**
Whole time I've known him,
he's never been what you'd call "open."
**[13:33] Hank**
We met at my old shop.
**[13:37] Finn**
Is that a machine for
constructing Hyperverse spaces?
**[13:40] Hank**
Yeah. Someone asked me to do some repairs.
**[13:43] Hank**
You come by here a lot lately.
**[13:46] Finn**
Am I too conspicuous?
**[13:47] Hank**
A little. Since you're always alone.
**[13:50] Finn**
The harder one strives for righteousness,
the lonelier their path becomes.
**[13:54] Hank**
Is that right? You looking
for anything in particular?
**[13:58] Finn**
Would you be able to put together a
highly customized rig for world-building?
**[14:02] Hank**
Highly customized? Hm, I don't see why not.
**[14:06] Finn**
I'll also need an interface that
lets me operate it without a Deco.
**[14:10] Hank**
No Deco *at all?* Seems like kind of a pain, man.
**[14:15] Finn**
If it can't be done, I'll go ask elsewhere.
**[14:17] Hank**
Whoa, hold up!
**[14:19] Hank**
Could be a fun puzzle.
**[14:23] Finn**
Then, please build it. I can get
you as much Love as you need.
**[14:27] Berry**
Come to think of it, why
*doesn't* Finn ever use a Deco?
**[14:32] Hank**
It's not that he doesn't. He can't.
**[14:35] Hank**
He gets Deco-sick.
**[14:38] Hank**
Using one does a number on his inner
ear and he gets real shaky as a result.
**[14:44] Berry**
And he can build such awesome
Hyperverse worlds, too...
**[14:49] Hank**
Yeah. He's stuck looking at the
worlds he makes from the outside.
**[14:56] Berry**
Why's Finn so interested in Phantom
Zero and the Zero Phenomenon?
**[15:01] Hank**
Well, he wants to clear your
name, of course. Hack's, too.
**[15:04] Hank**
Nah, can't be that.
**[15:06] Berry**
Yeah, I don't think so, either.
**[15:12] Berry**
*Phantom Zero...*
**[15:16] Berry**
* Hack told me this case had*
* been going on since forever.*
**[15:20] Berry**
* Even the first time we met,*
* Hack was doing a job for Finn...*
**[15:24] Hack**
Sleepyhead!
**[15:26] Berry**
*...investigating the Zero Phenomenon.*
**[15:29] Hank**
Play ball!
**[15:32] Berry**
*But why?*
**[15:38] Hack**
Hey, nerdy-birdy!
**[15:40] Hack**
We're shipping out, too.
**[15:47] Berry**
* We're all working together on*
* this one. The plan's pretty simple.*
**[15:51] Berry**
* We're gonna collect the capsule,*
* and Hank's gonna collect the junk.*
**[15:55] Berry**
* Each boat heads to the estimated*
* coordinates of the splashdowns.*
**[16:02] Berry**
* Meanwhile, Hack sends the fake info*
* about the expected coordinates*
**[16:06] Berry**
*that Finn cooked up to the Customer Center.*
**[16:10] Berry**
* Then, once Smiley and I spot the falling*
* capsule, we give Madam the signal.*
**[16:17] Berry**
Still nothing?
**[16:24] Berry**
There it is!
**[16:25] Hack**
Oh, yeah!
**[16:26] Berry**
More that way!
**[16:27] Smiley**
Go, go!
**[16:29] Madam**
Looks like it's my turn.
**[16:31] Madam**
This is nerve-wracking.
**[16:32] Madam**
I haven't felt this tense since
my very first secret tryst.
**[16:36] Madam**
I can feel my heart pounding.
**[16:39] Smiley**
You gonna be okay?
**[16:40] Madam**
Oh, yes. I haven't felt this young in ages!
**[16:46] Berry**
We're almost there, Hack.
**[16:48] Hack**
I got ya, nerdy-birdy!
**[16:50] Madam**
Here it comes.
**[16:55] Madam**
Catcher in the Sky!
**[17:08] Hank**
Dammit, Wil, you pudd'nhead.
**[17:10] Hank**
I thought it was "just between us."
How many people did you tell?
**[17:15] Hank**
Well? Any sign of the treasure?
**[17:24] Hank**
Was that the capsule?
**[17:25] Berry**
*We did it!*
**[17:27] Berry**
That was a nice catch!
**[17:33] Madam**
Yeah!
**[17:35] Finn**
Well done. Now, don't get caught.
**[17:38] Hack**
Time to make waves!
**[17:43] Berry**
* We did it, diary!*
* The plan went without a hitch!*
**[17:47] Berry**
* The Detective Club has never felt more*
* like a team than right now! It's Love-y!*
**[17:53] Hank**
Man, that satellite's nowhere to be seen.
**[17:58] Finn**
But we did get the capsule.
**[18:00] Hank**
Yeah.
**[18:01] Hank**
So you gonna kiss the sky now?
**[18:04] Finn**
That's the plan.
**[18:11] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble!
**[18:13] Hack**
So *good!*
**[18:15] Berry**
Finn really is a Love-y cook!
**[18:17] Hank**
Again with the cilantro...
**[18:19] Madam**
Having a meal that's overflowing with
nature every once in a while is nice.
**[18:24] Smiley**
Yeah, it's not bad.
**[18:26] Hank**
That satellite never did show up...
**[18:30] Hank**
You all did a great job, though.
**[18:32] Berry**
Yeah. It was really exciting.
**[18:35] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy was weaky-weak!
**[18:38] Berry**
Well, who *wouldn't* be nervous?
**[18:39] Madam**
I thought it was a piece of cake.
**[18:42] Smiley**
Huh? Didn't you mention nerves?
And how it was like a "secret tryst"?
**[18:45] Madam**
Pipe down.
**[18:49] Finn**
Everyone. I need to speak with you.
**[18:52] Berry**
So how'd it go?
**[18:54] Berry**
Well... we worked hard
to obtain the capsule, but...
**[18:58] Hack**
So what's the deal, Finn?
**[19:00] Berry**
What's wrong?
**[19:02] Finn**
I couldn't learn anything from it.
**[19:03] Berry**
Why not? We managed to catch it.
**[19:07] Finn**
Unfortunately, the data
with the records is damaged.
**[19:10] Smiley**
Say what?!
**[19:10] Berry**
Aw!
**[19:12] Hack**
What the heck?
**[19:13] Hank**
I see.
**[19:15] Smiley**
*More* wasted effort!
**[19:17] Madam**
It is what it is.
**[19:19] Madam**
I think I'll be heading home now.
**[19:22] Smiley**
I'll walk you there.
**[19:23] Hack**
Crazy waste.
**[19:31] Berry**
Hack. Can I borrow you for a sec?
**[19:44] Hack**
Wha—
**[19:46] Hack**
Finn!
**[19:48] Finn**
You guys...
**[19:50] Finn**
How long have you been there?
**[19:51] Hack**
That's the capsule, isn't it?
**[19:54] Hank**
Looks like the data's loadin' fine.
**[19:57] Berry**
You said it was broken.
**[20:00] Smiley**
What's the big idea?
**[20:01] Berry**
Why'd you lie?
**[20:03] Hack**
Lie?
**[20:05] Hack**
You just messed up, right?!
**[20:07] Finn**
This has nothing to do with you all.
**[20:09] Berry**
We're all members of this Detective
Club! It has plenty to do with us!
**[20:13] Madam**
Were you examining it on your
own with Kearney's card?
**[20:20] Smiley**
Whoa, hang on. That's seriously messed up.
**[20:23] Hank**
Man, you knew all along the capsule was
comin' down but not the satellite, didn't you?
**[20:30] Finn**
I did.
**[20:31] Hank**
I've had about enough
of you being secretive.
**[20:33] Hack**
What is this, Finn?
**[20:36] Hack**
Why're you keeping all
these dumb secrets?!
**[20:38] Berry**
I thought we were a club. Aren't we friends?
**[20:42] Finn**
Friends?
**[20:44] Finn**
We're not friends. We're not anything.
**[20:48] Finn**
We're just a bunch of outcasts
who have nowhere else to go.
**[20:53] Berry**
Outcasts?
**[20:55] Berry**
What are you talking about?!
We've done plenty of stuff together!
**[20:58] Berry**
Just 'cause *you* got what you're after
doesn't mean you have to be a jerk!
**[21:02] Berry**
You're making it sound like...
from the very beginning...
**[21:07] Finn**
Yes. I was using you. You've
been nothing but pawns all along.
**[21:12] Hank**
Pawns, huh? Yup, sounds like you.
**[21:16] Hank**
I put together the SOS.
**[21:18] Hank**
Watson and the Madam were for intel.
**[21:21] Hank**
And Hack and Berry were doing the footwork
in the Hyperverse, since you can't use a Deco.
**[21:31] Finn**
I've exploited you all in
pursuit of my agenda.
**[21:37] Finn**
And I don't need you anymore.
**[21:41] Hack**
The glitchy-witchy!
**[21:42] Hack**
You just gonna forget
about the glitchy-witchy?!
**[21:45] Finn**
The identity of Phantom Zero?
**[21:48] Finn**
That was just part of my
pretense for recruiting you.
**[21:51] Finn**
I couldn't care less.
**[22:00] Hack**
Liar...
**[22:02] Finn**
You've done admirable work.
**[22:05] Finn**
But this detective club is dissolved.
# E9 - Burning Brand
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2G1K1/burning-brand)
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**[00:01] Finn**
Long ago, in a faraway place,
there lived a giant with a hundred eyes.
**[00:07] Finn**
Since the giant could
only rest its eyes in turn,
**[00:11] Finn**
it had never slept a wink in its entire life.
**[00:16] Finn**
Because the giant would
spend the whole day watching,
**[00:19] Finn**
able to see everything and
everywhere, and learning all,
**[00:23] Finn**
the people gave it the responsibility
of looking after the world.
**[00:28] Finn**
The giant was glad to be of service.
**[00:33] Finn**
Under the watchful eye of the giant,
the people enjoyed quiet, peaceful lives.
**[00:38] Finn**
One day, the giant witnessed
someone doing something treacherous,
**[00:42] Finn**
and informed the people about it.
**[00:45] Finn**
However, after incurring the wrath
of not just the traitor but everyone,
**[00:50] Finn**
the giant was killed.
**[00:55] Finn**
The people had come to fear
this giant who never slept.
**[00:59] Finn**
Existing beyond time, and out of reach,
**[01:02] Finn**
this giant that was able to see everything
that happened, no matter where or when,
**[01:06] Finn**
had become an object of fear.
**[01:09] Finn**
But in time, people took pity on the
giant, and turned its hundred eyes
**[01:12] Finn**
into the pattern on the feathers
of the beautiful peacock.
**[01:18] Finn**
And so, the giant that had never known
rest became the feathers of the peacock,
**[01:24] Finn**
and was able to sleep at long last.
**[01:28] Finn**
The end.
**[01:30] Kids**
Finn!
**[03:07] Kids**
Finn!
***SIGN*** Burning Brand
***SIGN*** Burning Brand
***SIGN*** Burning Brand
**[03:08] Kids**
Can you fix this Deco?
**[03:10] Finn**
Let me see it.
**[03:12] Kids**
The picture's all messed up.
I can barely see anything.
**[03:15] Finn**
Yeah. Looks like it's a hardware issue.
**[03:17] Kids**
Can you fix it?
**[03:19] Finn**
I just need the parts.
**[03:20] Kids**
Really?
**[03:21] Finn**
Let's go find them!
**[03:22] Kids**
Yeah!
**[03:35] Finn**
Hey...
**[03:36] Kids**
Yeah?
**[03:37] Finn**
Is it me or is there more trash now?
**[03:39] Kids**
Well, sure. People are always
generating new trash.
**[03:42] Finn**
Yeah, but it's supposed to get processed
at the Waste Management Facility.
**[03:47] Kids**
Who cares? Let's find
those parts for the Deco.
**[03:50] Kids**
Once it's working, I won't
have to look at all this trash.
**[03:58] Uncle**
Food's ready, people!
**[03:58] Cousin**
Please! I'm begging you!
**[04:00] Uncle**
It's gapao rice with extra cilantro today.
**[04:00] Sis**
Okay, but not now.
**[04:01] Cousin**
Aw, c'mon.
**[04:03] Sis**
Sorry!
**[04:04] Grandpa**
Finn? What's wrong?
**[04:06] Sis**
Deco-sickness. He fixed a Deco for
one of the kids in the neighborhood.
**[04:10] Uncle**
Again?
**[04:11] Uncle**
You *know* you get sick using those
things. Keep your face out of them.
**[04:16] Cousin**
I'll make sure Finn's
food doesn't go to waste!
**[04:18] Finn**
I can eat!
**[04:19] Sis**
Hey! Go wash your hands first!
**[04:21] Grandma**
Ugh, there's that weird smell again.
**[04:25] Grandma**
These idiot neighbors of ours
keep grilling fish, I swear.
**[04:30] Bro**
Hey, I'm back.
**[04:31] Finn**
Bro!
**[04:32] Finn**
Welcome back!
**[04:33] Sis**
How was it in town?
**[04:36] Bro**
Slip your Decos on.
**[04:38] Cousin**
Oh, hey! You've got five more Love!
**[04:40] Sis**
How'd you manage that?
**[04:42] Bro**
Seems you can win Love at some vending
machines in town when you buy a drink.
**[04:48] Bro**
Some idiot didn't realize that
and didn't redeem his prize.
**[04:53] Bro**
So I swooped in and scooped
up the Love he'd left behind.
**[04:57] Finn**
Let me borrow your Deco! I wanna see!
**[04:59] Sis**
You've got Deco-sickness, remember?
Do you want to have to lie down again?
**[05:04] Bro**
Oh, yeah. I actually got
something for you, Finn.
**[05:06] Finn**
What is it? What is it?
**[05:07] Cousin**
Huh? Why only for Finn?
**[05:10] Bro**
You said your Deco-sickness has
been really bad lately, right?
**[05:14] Bro**
Turns out, there's a model you can
use even if you usually get sick.
**[05:18] Finn**
Wow!
**[05:19] Cousin**
No fair! I want one, too!
**[05:22] Bro**
Ta-da!
**[05:28] Cousin**
Good for you, Finn.
**[05:30] Bro**
It's not as intense, so you
should have less trouble using it.
**[05:34] Bro**
You'll even be able to
go into the Hyperverse.
**[05:37] Bro**
What do you think?
**[05:40] Bro**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[05:42] Finn**
Just would've been nice if the design
was a little... *cooler*, that's all.
**[05:47] Bro**
Hey, if you don't want it...
**[05:49] Bro**
I can give it to someone else.
**[05:50] Finn**
Ah! I *do* want it! I do!
**[05:54] Finn**
Thanks!
**[05:55] Bro**
It looks good on you.
**[05:58] Finn**
Wow, you really have more Love!
**[06:01] Bro**
Right? All because some
dumbass left his behind.
**[06:04] Grandpa**
Who's the dumbass in this?!
**[06:06] Grandpa**
Love can't fill an empty stomach.
We don't need it down here!
**[06:12] Bro**
This again?
**[06:13] Grandpa**
Let the folks in the city living under the
Customer Center's thumb obsess over Love.
**[06:21] Grandpa**
We live how we want in these parts
because we have *real* freedom.
**[06:26] Grandpa**
We can get by just fine without Love.
**[06:30] Finn**
Grandpa!
**[06:31] Finn**
You okay?
**[06:33] Grandpa**
Yes... Yes, I'm all right.
**[06:35] Bro**
Grandpa, it's not like the old days anymore.
**[06:39] Bro**
The system the Customer Center built is the
"ultimate in liberalism." Might as well enjoy it!
**[06:46] Bro**
That means Love is
approval. Love is *value*.
**[06:48] Bro**
And who *wouldn't* wanna show off
that their value's increased?
**[06:53] Grandpa**
Grow a cilantro plant to maturity, then take
the seeds, plant them, and grow another.
**[06:59] Grandpa**
Then you'll have more cilantro to eat.
**[07:03] Grandpa**
Cilantro you can taste is better than
Love you can't see. Right, Finn?
**[07:09] Bro**
Oh, come to think of it!
**[07:11] Bro**
Phantom Zero showed up in the city again!
**[07:13] Finn**
No way! Where?! Awesome!
**[07:16] Cousin**
You really do love Phantom Zero, don't ya, Finn?
**[07:19] Finn**
I mean, he resets everything to zero!
**[07:21] Finn**
It's so cool!
**[07:25] Finn**
Please respond! Please respond!
**[07:27] Finn**
This is Finn! I've found
Phantom Zero's secret hideout!
**[07:31] Finn**
I'm going in!
**[07:37] Finn**
Elusive and enigmatic!
**[07:39] Finn**
Phantom Zero is here!
**[07:42] Finn**
I'm gonna reduce all your Love to zero!
**[07:44] Finn**
Zero Beam!
**[07:46] Finn**
Pew pew pew pew pew!
**[07:48] Finn**
Zero Punch! Zero Chop! Zero Chop!
**[07:51] Finn**
Zero Kick!
**[08:01] Finn**
So this is what's inside the
waste management building...
**[08:06] Finn**
What's that smell?
**[08:24] Finn**
This stuff's so old, the purification
system's stopped working.
**[08:30] Finn**
That's it!
**[08:32] Finn**
* That's why so much untreated*
* trash is showing up in town.*
**[08:39] Finn**
*Maybe that's why...*
**[08:43] Uncle**
Finn! Time to eat!
**[08:45] Uncle**
Finn!
**[08:49] Finn**
I was right.
**[08:52] Bro**
What's up, Finn? You still awake?
**[08:55] Finn**
I figured it out, Bro!
**[08:57] Finn**
There's an issue with the purification
system, and it's causing pollution!
**[09:02] Aniki**
Check it out, Finn.
**[09:03] Aniki**
I got another Love.
**[09:06] Aniki**
Pretty sweet, right?
**[09:08] Finn**
Yeah.
**[09:09] Finn**
Anyway, the pollution is
causing all kinds of diseases,
**[09:12] Finn**
and I think that's why certain
people develop Deco-sickness.
**[09:16] Aniki**
Oh, yeah?
**[09:17] Finn**
Yeah!
**[09:18] Finn**
We've gotta get them to
fix the purification system.
**[09:21] Finn**
Then maybe everyone
will start to feel better...
**[09:35] Finn**
I have something to report about
the Waste Management Facility.
**[09:39] Receptionist**
You are not recognized.
**[09:41] Finn**
This is the data I've put together.
**[09:44] Sign**
Increasing Numbers of Patients
with Persistent Conditions
**[09:44] Sign**
Regarding
Atmospheric Contaminants
**[09:44] Sign**
Types of Contaminants
**[09:44] Sign**
Asthma
**[09:44] Sign**
Bronchitis
**[09:44] Sign**
Allergies
**[09:44] Sign**
Flickering
**[09:44] Sign**
Vision
**[09:44] Sign**
Sore Throats
**[09:44] Sign**
Exhaustion
**[09:44] Sign**
More and more people with delicate constitutions
**[09:45] Receptionist**
Malfunctioning systems in the
Waste Management Facility
**[09:48] Receptionist**
are causing a rise in cases of
Deco-sickness and respiratory conditions...
**[09:54] Receptionist**
I am unable to find your identification.
**[09:57] Receptionist**
Please enter your ID within
the next ten seconds.
**[10:02] Receptionist**
If we are unable to verify your login,
you will be flagged as an unauthorized user.
**[10:07] Finn**
If nothing changes... people won't be able...
to live in that part of town anymore.
**[10:15] Finn**
Please... fix it quickly.
**[10:22] Sis**
I thought you could use it
even with Deco-sickness.
**[10:25] Finn**
Not for long periods, I guess.
**[10:29] Sis**
Come on, sit down.
**[10:31] Finn**
Are you okay?
**[10:40] Finn**
They're here!
**[10:49] Crowds**
What's this about?
**[10:50] Investigator A**
We're with the Customer Center's
Loss Management Service.
**[10:53] Investigator A**
Unauthorized software accessed the
Customer Center from this area.
**[10:59] Investigator A**
Unregistered devices are illegal.
Please surrender any such devices now.
**[11:03] Finn**
Wait a second. I was the
one who used that program!
**[11:07] Finn**
The purification system
for this area is broken.
**[11:10] Finn**
I was trying to report how the resulting
pollution was causing Deco-sickness.
**[11:15] Finn**
I showed them the data!
**[11:16] Investigator A**
Any data given was unverified and has
been deleted as illegitimate information.
**[11:23] Finn**
No way.
**[11:25] Finn**
Then, come see inside the building with me!
**[11:27] Investigator A**
The Customer Center assures
a safe existence for all.
**[11:31] Cousin**
No!
**[11:36] Investigator B**
Got some illicit Love here.
**[11:39] Investigator B**
Confiscating now.
**[11:41] Aniki**
Hey, cut it out! That's *my* Love!
**[11:53] Neighbor 1**
I dunno...
**[11:54] Neighbor 2**
Seriously?
**[11:58] Neighbor 1**
I hear Finn sold us out.
**[12:01] Neighbor 3**
He made a bogus claim about a busted
facility to get the Customer Center here
**[12:07] Neighbor 3**
so they could snatch black-market Decos
from anyone caught wearin' em.
**[12:10] Neighbor 4**
Explains a lot.
**[12:12] Neighbor 4**
I was wonderin' where his bro
was gettin' all that Love lately.
**[12:16] Neighbor 1**
They're snitchin' on us to the Customer
Center and hoggin' the Love for themselves.
**[12:21] Neighbor 2**
Scumbags.
**[12:24] Signs**
Die
**[12:24] Signs**
Traitor
**[12:24] Signs**
Get Out
**[12:24] Signs**
Dumbass
**[12:24] Signs**
Shameless
**[12:26] Grandpa**
We've found a hospital that'll take me.
**[12:30] Grandpa**
I'm gonna be staying there...
**[12:34] Grandpa**
Look after yourselves.
**[12:39] Grandpa**
Finn.
**[12:41] Grandpa**
That's for you.
**[12:44] Grandpa**
Take good care of it.
**[12:52] Finn**
If they'd just fixed the system,
Grandpa could've stayed with us...
**[12:56] Aniki**
Give it a rest already.
**[12:59] Finn**
But my Deco-sickness,
the landslides of trash,
**[13:03] Finn**
our laundry stinking,
and Grandpa's coughing
**[13:06] Finn**
are all down to the
purification system being broken!
**[13:09] Finn**
It's true!
**[13:11] Finn**
I wasn't able to explain it to them
before because of my Deco-sickness.
**[13:16] Finn**
If I just try again—
**[13:17] Bro**
Give it a damn rest!
**[13:23] Bro**
It doesn't matter what the
truth is! Don't you get that?!
**[13:27] Bro**
I've had enough!
**[13:29] Bro**
Why are you making things harder for us?!
**[13:33] Finn**
No one wants to see their family get sick!
**[13:37] Bro**
"Family"?
**[13:39] Bro**
You seriously think we're a family?
**[13:45] Bro**
We're not family. We're not anything!
**[13:48] Bro**
We're just a bunch of outcasts
who have nowhere else to go!
**[13:57] Neighbors**
Liar!
**[14:02] Bro**
This is all your fault.
**[14:04] Bro**
Get out! Leave this neighborhood *now!*
**[14:22] Finn**
"The Customer Center assures
a safe existence for all," huh?
**[14:31] Finn**
One day, I swear...
**[14:38] Berry**
Finn...
**[14:41] Hank**
Damn.
**[14:43] Hank**
So that's what he went through, huh?
**[14:47] Hank**
Maybe he was after the
capsule to figure out
**[14:49] Hank**
the truth behind what was
happening in his neighborhood.
**[14:52] Berry**
Even so, why would he
keep that secret from us?
**[14:56] Smiley**
Is that Finn's account?
**[14:59] Hack**
As if Finn the Fool could
keep me out of anythin'.
**[15:04] Hank**
Huh? He's been looking up
a lot of stuff about this area.
**[15:09] Madam**
Perhaps home really is
where the heart lies.
**[15:13] Berry**
You think this is where Finn grew up?
**[15:16] Smiley**
Sure seems like it to me.
**[15:19] Hack**
That stupid jerk!
**[15:20] Hack**
He's not getting away!
**[15:39] Signs**
Traitor
**[15:39] Signs**
Get Out
**[15:39] Signs**
Dumbass
**[15:43] Kid**
Big bro!
**[15:44] Big Brother**
Hey! What's up?
**[15:45] Kids**
Over here!
**[15:46] Kids**
Sounds good! Where we goin'?
**[15:48] Kids**
I found something good!
**[15:48] Kids**
Hurry, hurry!
**[15:50] Kids**
What is it?
**[15:51] Kids**
Hang on, I'm coming.
**[15:59] Smiley**
You're sure this is the place?
**[16:02] Hank**
He's got nowhere else to go.
**[16:04] Hank**
Finn's bound to have gone
back to where he grew up.
**[16:07] Berry**
Let's split up and find him.
**[16:16] Hank**
*Well? Did ya find him?*
**[16:18] Berry**
Nope.
**[16:19] Smiley**
*Same here. Zero leads.*
**[16:22] Berry**
You see him?
**[16:27] Berry**
That's...
**[16:43] Hack**
What are you doing?
**[16:48] Finn**
You guys... Why are you all here?
**[16:51] Berry**
They still haven't fixed it?
**[16:54] Berry**
It's even worse than when you were a kid.
**[16:57] Finn**
I guess you know everything now.
**[16:59] Finn**
It's an invasion of privacy
to pry into someone's past.
**[17:03] Berry**
Well, you wouldn't tell us anything!
**[17:06] Berry**
Why'd you run off without saying a word?
**[17:10] Berry**
We might be able to help!
**[17:14] Finn**
No, you can't.
**[17:15] Finn**
This is my problem.
You're not involved in this.
**[17:20] Finn**
Please leave.
**[17:41] Hack**
There's plenty we can do that
you can't! Ya think we can't?!
**[17:47] Hack**
"Not involved"? Screw that!
**[17:49] Hack**
We ate together, slept under the
same roof, and got up together!
**[17:52] Hack**
Ate together! Slept under
the same roof! Ate together!
**[17:55] Hack**
Life has "involved" you
a lot for a long time now!
**[17:57] Hack**
Your problems involve us big time!
**[18:00] Hack**
And you're involved big
time in our problems, too!
**[18:03] Hack**
That's just how it is!
**[18:05] Hack**
You can't bail on us after all that, stupid!
**[18:09] Hack**
Y'know what we are?!
**[18:10] Hack**
We're a bunch of outcasts with
nowhere else to go who came together...
**[18:15] Hack**
And became a family!
**[18:20] Hank**
Come on, man. Is there any problem
out there we *can't* solve together?
**[18:26] Berry**
You seriously shouldn't underestimate us.
**[18:29] Smiley**
Who do you think you're dealing with?
**[18:32] Madam**
We're the Yurei Detective Club.
**[18:34] Madam**
And we can solve your case,
whatever it may be!
**[18:38] Hack**
We'll even give you a family discount, Finn.
**[18:50] Finn**
You are so stupid.
**[18:53] Hack**
"Elusive and enigmatic!
Phantom Zero is here!"
**[18:57] Hack**
He did that when he was by himself.
**[19:02] Hack**
"I'm gonna reduce all your Love to zero!"
**[19:04] Hack**
"Zero Beam!"
**[19:05] Hack**
"Pew pew pew pew pew!"
**[19:06] Hack**
"Zero Punch! Zero Chop! Zero Chop!"
**[19:09] Hack**
"Zero Kick!"
**[19:10] Finn**
Hey, stop that!
**[19:13] Finn**
Hey!
**[19:15] Finn**
I said stop already!
**[19:18] Finn**
Hack, Berry, Pup, move all
that debris out of the way.
**[19:21] Hack**
Check it out, Pup! Zero Love Kick!
**[19:21] Berry**
We're on it!
**[19:23] Finn**
Smiley, Hank, will you be
able to restore the power?
**[19:27] Hank**
I think we can manage it.
**[19:28] Smiley**
We got this!
**[19:30] Finn**
Watson, I need some light.
**[19:35] Finn**
Hey! Stop screwing around.
**[19:38] Hack**
Finn the Stick-in-the-Mud.
**[19:41] Finn**
If you've got time to run your
mouth, do some work instead.
**[19:44] Berry**
He's back to his usual bossy self.
**[19:48] Finn**
If we can use the data I recovered
from the capsule to reset the system...
**[19:54] Finn**
That should start it
purifying normally again.
**[20:00] Hank**
Seriously?
**[20:01] Berry**
What is it?
**[20:04] Finn**
You all right?
**[20:06] Hack**
Starving...
**[20:09] Berry**
Huh? The system can't be reset?
**[20:12] Hank**
Well, it's *technically* possible, but...
**[20:16] Hank**
It'll end up resetting all the
Love in the downtown area.
**[20:20] Berry**
You mean...
**[20:20] Hack**
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
**[20:21] Hank**
It means everyone who lives
here will have zero Love.
**[20:26] Townsperson 5**
What's that meant to mean?
**[20:28] Townsperson 5**
What do you mean we'll have zero Love?
**[20:31] Townsperson 5**
Explain yourself.
**[20:32] Finn**
It's what it sounds like.
**[20:34] Finn**
Everyone who lives here
will end up with zero Love.
**[20:39] Townspeople**
What's all this?
**[20:40] Townspeople**
What's he mean?
**[20:42] Finn**
We're here to repair the
purification system for this town.
**[20:47] Finn**
Even as we speak, the trash continues
to spread and the pollution gets worse.
**[20:51] Finn**
If nothing's done, it won't be habitable.
**[20:53] Townspeople**
What a load of crap!
**[20:54] Finn**
If you need proof, look at how many more
people get Deco-sick now than in the past.
**[21:00] Finn**
If we reset the system, you'll lose your Love,
but you won't have to worry about the trash.
**[21:05] Townsperson 5**
If you wear a Deco, you don't
even have to see the trash!
**[21:08] Townspeople**
That's right!
**[21:10] Finn**
Don't you care about losing your homes?
**[21:12] Finn**
You don't need Love to survive.
**[21:14] Bro**
You never change.
**[21:21] Bro**
Hey, Finn, you trying to
take my Love away again?
**[21:25] Townsperson 7**
Finn?
**[21:26] Townspeople**
Isn't Finn...
**[21:28] Townspeople**
Wait, *that* Finn?
**[21:31] Finn**
It's for the future of this neighborhood.
**[21:33] Bro**
The future, huh?
**[21:35] Bro**
A future without Love
is just depressing, man!
**[21:39] Bro**
It doesn't matter how
little it is, we want Love!
**[21:44] Bro**
And you're gonna take it all away?
You're just like the Zero Phenomenon!
**[21:49] Townsperson 5**
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
**[21:51] Townspeople**
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
**[21:55] Bro**
If you plan to take our Love away,
that makes *you* Phantom Zero!
**[21:58] Townsperson 6**
Yeah! Phantom Zero!
**[22:00] Townsperson 6**
Phantom Zero!
**[22:02] Bro**
You guys are Phantom Zero!
# E10 - 2 Fathoms to Heaven?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD9J0D/2-fathoms-to-heaven)
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**[00:00] Bro**
*You guys are Phantom Zero!*
**[00:05] Guy Citizen 1**
Over there!
**[00:08] Bro**
Dammit. They got away.
**[00:11] Bro**
But with this, I've discovered
Phantom Zero's identity.
**[00:15] Bro**
Huh? What the...
**[00:16] Bro**
Wow! Crazy!
**[00:18] Guy Citizen 2**
So it was real all along?
**[00:19] Gal Citizen**
They're behind the Zero Phenomenon!
**[00:21] Guy Citizen 3**
Let's blow this up and catch 'em.
**[00:25] Berry**
* This is bad, diary! It's the greatest threat*
* the Yurei Detective Club has ever faced!*
**[00:29] Crowd**
It's them!
**[00:30] Crowd**
Get 'em!
**[00:31] Berry**
*People think...*
**[00:34] Berry**
*...we're Phantom Zero?!*
**[00:39] Bro**
Hey, wait! No! You gotta be kidding me!
**[00:42] Bro**
What the hell, man?!
**[00:44] Content Moderator Chatter**
Approved. Rejected. Approved. Rejected.
**[00:53] Director**
And they're all supposed to be Phantom Zero?
**[00:56] Director**
What's going on here? If we don't fix this,
just regulating the Love will overload us.
**[01:00] Adjustor A**
We're getting eyewitness
reports from a bunch of districts.
**[01:04] Director**
There shouldn't be a Phantom
Zero Nation event right now.
**[01:08] Adjustor A**
The first reports came from an
unregistered residential district.
**[01:12] Adjustor B**
That's outside our jurisdiction.
**[01:15] Adjustor B**
The Love transactions are
coming in so frequently,
**[01:17] Top Post**
Phantom
Zero
Found!
**[01:17] Sunglasses post**
Didn't see
myself
scoring
Love today!
**[01:17] Bear Post**
I found Phantom Zero!
**[01:17] Sunglasses post**
Spotted Phantom Zero!
***SIGN*** Phantom Zero sighting
**[01:18] Adjustor B**
it's going to be difficult
to verify anything.
**[01:19] Top Post**
Love values crash! Fraud may be responsible!
***SIGN*** Phantom Zero Updates
**[01:23] Director**
I want this data scrutinized and
scrubbed as soon as possible.
**[01:27] Director**
If we don't get it under control, the citizens
will be caught in a riptide of data.
**[01:30] Adjustors**
Yes, sir!
**[01:34] Dad**
This is looking bad.
**[01:37] Mom**
Let's do what we can to keep the city safe.
**[01:41] Dad**
Rejected.
**[01:42] Mom**
Rejected.
**[01:43] Dad**
Rejected.
**[01:45] Adjustor A**
Director, we've confirmed the
original source of the reports.
**[01:48] Director**
Send in a search team.
**[01:54] Trooper A**
No one's here.
**[01:55] Captain**
Seal it off. Then, gather up
all the evidence you can.
**[03:40] Townspeople**
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
Down with the Zero Phenomenon!
***SIGN*** 2 Fathoms To Heaven?
***SIGN*** 2 Fathoms To Heaven?
***SIGN*** 2 Fathoms To Heaven?
**[03:45] Citizen (Lady)**
What's all this about?
**[03:46] Citizen (Man)**
No clue, but it sounds like a big deal.
**[03:49] Berry**
*We managed to escape by splitting up,*
**[03:52] Berry**
* before heading back*
* uptown in Deco disguises.*
**[03:56] Berry**
* But the Customer Center's*
* got eyes on everything now.*
**[04:01] Finn**
Over here.
**[04:02] Berry**
Finn!
**[04:05] Berry**
You okay?
**[04:06] Finn**
Yeah.
**[04:08] Finn**
Follow me.
**[04:09] Berry**
Where are we going?
How are Hank and the others?
**[04:12] Finn**
Relax. They know where to rendezvous.
**[04:15] Hack**
Sneaky, sneak, sneak.
**[04:17] Hack**
Ta-da!
**[04:18] Berry**
Hack!
**[04:25] Hank**
Guess we got away.
**[04:29] Smiley**
Hey! It's that phantom sneak thief!
**[04:32] Smiley**
Psych!
**[04:34] Hank**
Dammit, you two. Could you
maybe *not* spook me like that?
**[04:38] Smiley**
Sorry, sorry.
**[04:38] Passerby**
It'll be my treat.
**[04:40] Passerby**
Thanks!
**[04:41] Passerby**
Let's try that café.
**[04:42] Smiley**
So what now?
**[04:45] Hank**
We head to Finn's hideout.
**[04:49] Berry**
Is this a hideout of yours, Finn?
**[04:51] Finn**
Yeah.
**[04:52] Finn**
We'll wait for Hank and the others here.
**[04:54] Berry**
Okay.
**[05:05] Berry**
Everyone's looking for us...
**[05:09] Hack**
What a buncha lyin' lyrebirds!
**[05:14] Finn**
This is my responsibility.
**[05:17] Berry**
Finn...
**[05:18] Finn**
Because of my rash decisions, not only
was I unable to save my hometown,
**[05:23] Finn**
I've put all of you at risk as well.
**[05:28] Berry**
Hey, the game's not over yet!
**[05:31] Berry**
Right?
**[05:33] Hack**
You said it, nerdy-birdy.
**[05:35] Hank**
You got that right.
**[05:37] Finn**
Hank...
**[05:40] Smiley**
Here we are!
**[05:42] Berry**
Guys! I'm glad you're okay.
**[05:44] Hack**
Was gettin' tiredy-tired of waitin'!
**[05:47] Finn**
This is a simple call to make.
**[05:51] Finn**
If people suspect us of being Phantom Zero,
we need to catch the genuine article.
**[05:57] Berry**
We're gonna catch Phantom Zero?!
**[06:00] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[06:01] Smiley**
Hang on.
**[06:02] Smiley**
We've been looking this whole time
and haven't found anything.
**[06:07] Berry**
That's true. And the whole island
thinks we're Phantom Zero...
**[06:12] Hank**
Sounds to me like we've hit a dead-end.
**[06:15] Finn**
No. Our hint lies in the heavens above.
**[06:18] Berry**
The heavens?
**[06:21] Finn**
Mark Twain.
**[06:22] Finn**
It's said to be the home of Phantom Zero.
**[06:25] Finn**
An island where the
phantom is said to dwell.
**[06:28] Analytica**
My name is Analytica.
**[06:31] Berry**
Well, Analytica, what was it like
being an urban development AI?
**[06:36] Analytica**
I created Mark Twain.
**[06:39] Finn**
After that, I combined the data
you stole from Phantom Zero
**[06:42] Finn**
with what was contained in the capsule.
**[06:45] Finn**
As a result, I learned that Mark Twain has
data on the times Phantom Zero has appeared.
**[06:52] Finn**
All we have to do now is find it.
**[06:54] Berry**
You got all that from the capsule, too?
**[06:57] Finn**
Yes.
**[06:58] Hank**
Nice plan...
**[07:00] Hank**
But isn't all the data you
need back at the office?
**[07:03] Finn**
We can safely assume that the office has
already been scoured and stripped by now.
**[07:09] Berry**
What do we do, then?
**[07:11] Hank**
We out of options?
**[07:12] Finn**
No. There's still another card we can play.
**[07:15] Finn**
But first, we need to buy time.
**[07:17] Finn**
So we're going to create a diversion
using the situation we're in.
**[07:20] Berry**
Ooh, what's the plan?
**[07:23] Sign**
Sunflower
**[07:23] Sign**
Sunflower
**[07:28] Madam**
Oh...
**[07:30] Madam**
You're Hank's little dear.
**[07:36] Madam**
Oh, my. You're not very well trained, are you?
**[07:41] Madam**
This is...
**[07:45] Madam**
That sounds like quite a fuss.
**[07:48] Finn**
*Things are bad right now.*
**[07:50] Madam**
It certainly seems that way.
**[07:52] Finn**
* I hate to ask, but could*
* you analyze that for me?*
**[07:56] Madam**
Well, well. Isn't this high praise?
**[07:59] Madam**
Consider it done.
**[08:00] Madam**
I'm itching to get started.
**[08:11] Berry**
*Diary...*
**[08:13] Berry**
* Someone once said,*
* "I don't believe in miracles."*
**[08:16] Berry**
Zero-ro!
**[08:18] Smiley**
Zero! Zero!
**[08:21] Berry**
*People's hearts can change so easily.*
**[08:25] Berry**
* They'll do all kinds of things if*
* it will make someone love them.*
**[08:31] Berry**
* They'll even resort to lies if it will*
* make someone envy them.*
**[08:36] Berry**
*But what about friends?*
**[08:38] Berry**
*"There's something only friends can do.*
**[08:40] Berry**
* And that is siding with you*
* even when you're wrong.*
**[08:44] Berry**
* Nearly everybody will side*
* with you when you're right.*
**[08:50] Berry**
* But your friends? They'll help*
* you out, no matter what.*
**[08:56] Berry**
*So you should believe in your friends."*
**[09:05] Berry**
*And that's why...*
**[09:19] Madam**
Got it.
**[09:23] Madam**
Oh, my.
**[09:25] Madam**
Well, that isn't good.
**[09:29] Trooper A**
Freeze! Stop what you're doing.
**[09:32] Trooper A**
You are suspected of being an
accomplice of Phantom Zero's.
**[09:36] Trooper A**
You're going to an isolation facility.
**[09:40] Berry**
*But miracles...*
**[09:44] Madam**
Please, not so rough.
**[09:51] Hank**
Ah, he got loose!
**[09:53] Trooper A**
It's just some robot dog. Leave it.
**[09:54] Hank**
Right. Sorry about that.
**[10:01] Sign**
Sunflower
**[10:01] Sign**
Sunflower
**[10:05] Berry**
*I don't believe in miracles.*
**[10:10] Finn**
How'd it go?
**[10:11] Berry**
Watson ran into the Center's people.
**[10:14] Hack**
He got caught.
**[10:15] Finn**
I see.
**[10:17] Smiley**
Hey, any word from Madam?
**[10:20] Finn**
Her facility's been locked down.
The search teams most likely found her.
**[10:24] Smiley**
No way!
**[10:25] Berry**
Really? They got Madam, too?
**[10:28] Hack**
You! Who's there?! Show yourself!
**[10:32] Berry**
Doggo! You're all right.
**[10:35] Smiley**
How'd you know where to find us?
**[10:37] Hack**
Good boy! Good boy! Good boy!
**[10:37] Finn**
I had him deliver a message to Madam.
**[10:42] Hack**
Hey, there's somethin' in his butt.
**[10:44] Finn**
Let me see.
**[10:48] Finn**
Well played, Madam.
**[10:50] Berry**
Then, that's...
**[10:51] Finn**
She left us a gift.
**[10:53] Hack**
This rules, nerdy-birdy.
**[10:54] Berry**
Yeah! It's Love-y!
**[10:57] Content moderator background**
Approved. Rejected. Approved. Rejected.
**[11:00] Lady Mod 2**
Rejected.
**[11:02] Lady Mod 3**
Rejected.
**[11:04] Adjustor A**
Director...
**[11:05] Adjustor A**
Here's what we found after sorting
through the data from their base.
**[11:09] Director**
It's them! The ones from before!
**[11:10] signs red mark**
DECEASED
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DECEASED
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Berry
**[11:12] Adjustor A**
Yes.
**[11:13] Adjustor A**
The fugitive defendant
from the non-public trial,
**[11:16] Adjustor A**
and the fugitive's accomplice.
It's beyond doubt.
**[11:19] signs red mark**
Hack
**[11:19] Director**
The log says they both
died during the pursuit.
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DECEASED
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DECEASED
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DECEASED
**[11:22] signs red mark**
Berry
**[11:22] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:23] Director**
Was this all falsified? Modified?
**[11:24] signs red mark**
Berry
**[11:24] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:24] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:25] signs red mark**
DECEASED
**[11:26] Adjustor B**
No way. Wait, could they
really be Phantom Zero?
**[11:29] Director**
We need to bring them in
this time. No matter what.
**[11:33] Berry**
So where's Phantom Zero's secret base?
**[11:36] Finn**
The results of cross-referencing all of
Phantom Zero's appearances should be there.
**[11:41] Berry**
There it is!
**[11:46] Hack**
Mark Twain it is, then.
**[11:48] Berry**
Let's head there right now!
**[11:50] Finn**
Slow down. We can't examine
this any further from here.
**[11:54] Finn**
I'll need the SOS to actually
pinpoint the location.
**[11:57] Berry**
Huh? But the office is...
**[12:00] Finn**
Right. They've sealed it off.
**[12:02] Finn**
They've undoubtedly
confiscated the SOS as well.
**[12:05] Smiley**
What about Hank? I bet he
could just build a new one.
**[12:09] Finn**
I haven't been able to reach him. He's MIA.
**[12:12] Berry**
No way. And after Madam
actually found what we needed...
**[12:17] Berry**
*I'm sorry, diary.*
**[12:20] Berry**
*But as far as miracles go...*
**[12:25] Finn**
Wake up!
**[12:27] Finn**
They've got us surrounded.
**[12:30] Hack**
What a buncha pain-in-the-neck looky-loos.
**[12:33] Berry**
What do we do?
**[12:34] Finn**
We'll escape out the back.
**[12:35] Berry**
Come on, Smiley.
**[12:37] Smiley**
What's happening?
**[12:38] Finn**
Hurry!
**[12:41] Trooper B**
We're from the Customer Center!
**[12:43] Trooper B**
Phantom Zero, come quietly!
**[12:45] Berry**
Crap!
**[12:48] Berry**
Smiley!
**[12:55] Hack**
Pup!
**[12:57] Trooper B**
You're not going anywhere!
**[12:58] Smiley**
Go!
**[12:59] Trooper B**
Let go of me, you little...
**[13:01] Trooper B**
Hey! Stop that!
**[13:02] Berry**
*There aren't gonna be any miracles.*
**[13:07] BG Mods**
Approved. Rejected. Approved.
**[13:10] Mom**
Rejected.
**[13:12] Dad**
Rejected.
**[13:12] Hank post sign**
This guy's Phantom Zero!
**[13:13] Mom**
Rejected.
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
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Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
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Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:14] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
**[13:15] Mom**
Reject—
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Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:15] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
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Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:15] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
**[13:16] Berry running sign**
Phantom Zero on the run!
**[13:16] Berry running sign**
#PhantomZero
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Found Phantom Zero in District 18 ! !
**[13:18] Berry running sign 2**
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**[13:19] Dad**
Reject—
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Berry?
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**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
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**[13:20] Berry running sign 2**
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**[13:22] Berry**
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**[13:22] Berry**
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**[13:24] Berry**
*"Get your facts first."*
**[13:28] Berry**
* "Then you can distort them as much as you*
* please." Who was it who said that, diary?*
**[13:34] Berry grin sign**
Damn you, Phantom Zero! You're not getting away!
**[13:35] Mom**
Berry?
**[13:40] Boss**
I'm not seeing any movement.
**[13:43] Boss**
This whole Zero mess from yesterday
still isn't sorted. We've got jobs to do.
**[13:47] Berry**
Your job?
**[13:49] Mom**
That's right. We make it so people don't
have to see things that'd make them worry.
**[13:53] Mom**
It's a very important job.
**[13:54] Berry**
But what happens if people
can't tell what's real anymore?
**[13:58] Mom**
Listen. If it *is* something important,
deleting it won't make it go away. Right?
**[14:04] Berry**
But isn't that just *lying*?!
**[14:06] Dad**
Berry!
**[14:09] Berry**
* That's right. And that's why*
* there won't be any miracles.*
**[14:27] Berry**
* I think my mom and dad saw right*
* through me the first time I lied to them.*
**[14:33] Berry**
*But they didn't get mad.*
**[14:35] Berry**
*I lied because I was scared
they* would *get mad.*
**[14:40] Berry**
* I didn't admit I got into a fight. I said*
* my friend tripped and landed on me.*
**[14:45] Berry**
*And Dad said...*
**[14:47] Dad**
I see.
**[14:48] Dad**
A classmate is a friend, right?
So it can't be helped.
**[14:53] Berry**
I'm sorry, Daddy.
**[14:55] Dad**
It's okay, Berry.
**[14:58] Berry**
*Diary, I'm a liar.*
**[15:01] Berry**
* We're all liars. Because there's*
* not gonna be any miracles.*
**[15:06] Berry**
*But we're doing this to protect our friends.*
**[15:13] Berry grin sign**
Damn you, Phantom Zero! You're not getting away!
**[15:19] Mom**
Approved.
**[15:21] Boss**
What is it? Something wrong?
**[15:24] Mom**
No, nothing over here, sir.
**[15:27] Boss**
I see. Well, keep at it, then.
**[15:35] Red button sign**
District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[15:37] Red button sign**
District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
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District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
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District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[15:46] Dad**
*Run, Berry.*
**[15:50] Logi**
Hey! Check it out!
**[15:52] Logi**
There's been a sighting in District 3!
**[15:54] Harper**
This one says District 3, too! Let's go!
**[16:03] Adjustor B**
Several eyewitness reports in
District 3, with more coming in.
**[16:07] Director**
Seal off the neighboring districts,
and send in all our forces.
**[16:16] Trooper 3**
Roger that, sir. Heading to District 3 now.
**[16:22] Finn**
Looks like we're in the clear for now.
**[16:24] Berry**
What about Smiley?
**[16:25] Finn**
Our priority needs to
be analyzing that data.
**[16:28] Finn**
It's bound to have what
we need to help them.
**[16:31] Hack**
Let's roll, nerdy-birdy.
**[16:34] Berry**
*Well, diary...*
**[16:44] Berry**
*District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !*
**[16:46] Berry**
*District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !*
**[16:52] Berry**
*That miracle?*
**[17:07] Berry**
*It actually happened!*
**[17:10] Berry**
Thanks for helping us!
**[17:12] Professor**
Inaccurate information is evil.
**[17:15] Professor**
Which means these false claims
that all of you are Phantom Zero
**[17:18] Professor**
and their propagation throughout
the city are a form of evil, too.
**[17:22] Finn**
I need to ask you something.
**[17:25] Finn**
Would you let us use your facility's
Hyperverse world-building hardware?
**[17:31] Professor**
It's right over here.
**[17:33] Finn**
We're short on time. Let's start modeling.
**[17:35] Hack**
Gotcha!
**[17:39] Finn**
Okay. Let's begin the analysis.
**[17:41] Hack**
Understood.
**[17:49] Finn**
Glitchy, glitchy, glitchy, glitchy... witchy!
**[17:59] Madam**
My, what a surprising place to
have our heartwarming reunion.
**[18:03] Madam**
Although it's not exactly
the right atmosphere.
**[18:06] Smiley**
Grandma...
**[18:17] Hank**
You two behaving?
**[18:18] Hank**
No funny business, y'hear, Granny?
**[18:22] Madam**
Of course.
**[18:24] Madam**
I understand.
**[18:36] Hank**
You behaving yourself in here?
**[18:51] Professor**
This is bad!
**[18:52] Professor**
The Customer Center's coming!
**[18:54] Finn**
We're almost done.
**[18:56] Hack**
Gotta rushy-rush!
**[19:00] Hack**
Huh?
**[19:01] Finn**
That's it.
**[19:03] Trooper C**
We're with the Customer Center!
You're Phantom Zero, right?
**[19:06] Professor**
These people are *not* Phantom Zero!
**[19:08] Professor**
They are talented investigators
from the Yurei Detective Club!
**[19:13] Trooper C**
Cut the crap and move aside!
**[19:15] Professor**
I'm afraid I can't do that.
**[19:22] Trooper D**
What the hell *are* these things?!
**[19:24] Professor**
Beware of nights where a nue's cry rings out...
**[19:27] Berry**
Thanks, all of you!
**[19:31] Finn**
This is where the hard part starts.
**[19:33] Finn**
Do you understand, Hack?
**[19:34] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[19:36] Finn**
Then, off we go to Heaven.
**[19:40] Berry**
*Now, let us begin.*
**[19:42] Berry**
*My puzzle is a mystifying one...*
**[19:45] Berry**
* But there is no puzzle*
* that cannot be solved.*
**[19:49] Berry**
*You needn't worry on that score.*
**[19:51] Berry**
*However, it's a question of speed.*
**[19:54] Berry**
* Who came up with these*
* impossible means, and how?*
**[19:59] Director**
Herd them this way.
We can grab them all at once.
**[20:03] Adjustor A**
Hm? Reports of a robot
escaping an isolation facility?
**[20:06] Director**
Doesn't matter right now. We need
to focus on tracking Phantom Zero.
**[20:15] Trooper B**
Stop right there!
**[20:18] Hack**
Big bad news!
**[20:20] Madam**
Well? What's your move?
**[20:24] Trooper B**
Damn!
**[20:24] Smiley**
We'll take care of this!
**[20:26] Berry**
* And what did they do to pull it off?*
* These are the questions you must answer.*
**[20:41] Director**
Dammit!
**[20:45] Adjustor B**
Director! There's a cat!
**[20:46] Director**
I can see that! Corner Zero!
**[20:51] Finn**
Move! We're running out of time!
**[20:56] Hack**
Ain't no chance like a
dangerous one, la la la!
**[21:00] Berry**
* Yes, you must up your speed of*
* thought until you surpass all others.*
**[21:16] Trooper A**
We've got you now!
**[21:18] Trooper A**
Phantom Zero!
**[21:21] Captain**
There's nowhere left for
you to run. Come quietly.
**[21:25] Berry**
You sure about that?
**[21:26] Hack**
I. Love. Ai!
**[21:29] Finn**
It's time.
**[21:31] Doron**
You call, I come.
**[21:34] Doron**
Ta-da!
**[21:35] Doron**
Yes.
**[21:37] Berry**
Doron!
**[21:38] Hack**
Good call, Pup!
**[21:39] Captain**
What?!
**[21:44] Finn**
We set off for what lies
beyond the sea of clouds.
**[21:49] Berry**
Heaven! Or as we call it...
**[21:51] Hack**
Mark Twain!
**[21:56] Berry**
* Phantom Zero is a magician from a fairy tale,*
* capable of doing things no one else can.*
# E11 - Fate Changes Twice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U30NWG/fate-changes-twice)
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**[00:05] Hack**
Here we go! Where's Heaven at?
**[00:11] Finn**
Pup, I need you to do something for me.
**[00:15] Finn**
Head back down and let Hank and
the others know what's going on.
**[00:19] Finn**
Tell them we're all right.
**[00:23] Finn**
This is something only you can do.
**[00:27] Finn**
Take care of it.
**[00:30] Hack**
Wait for us down there, Pup.
**[00:33] Berry**
We're counting on you.
**[00:42] Hack**
Are we in Heaven yet?
**[00:45] Berry**
If we fell from up here,
we'd *really* go to Heaven.
**[00:50] Finn**
Look.
**[00:56] Finn**
We're here.
**[00:59] Berry/Hack**
Mark Twain!
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
***SIGN*** A Second
Twist of Fate
**[02:49] Hack**
Down we go.
**[02:51] Berry**
What *is* this place?!
It's awesome and Love-y!
**[02:57] Doron**
We will be entering sleep
mode in five seconds.
**[03:00] Doron**
Bye for now, everyone.
**[03:03] Finn**
You did very well.
**[03:06] Berry**
Are they okay?
**[03:08] Finn**
Yeah. They just need to recharge.
**[03:12] Finn**
We've finally made it to Mark Twain.
**[03:15] Hack**
Let's-a go!
**[03:25] Hack**
'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
**[03:33] Hack**
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat!
**[03:37] Hack**
It's a no-go.
**[03:45] Berry**
The Angel Fish Club card?
**[03:49] Berry**
It opened!
**[03:53] Hack**
We're in!
**[03:56] Finn**
Come on.
**[04:04] Berry**
Analytica built this place, right?
**[04:08] Finn**
Yes.
**[04:10] Finn**
From the moment Tom Sawyer Island
was created to this very moment now,
**[04:15] Finn**
all of the city's data has been
continually backed up here.
**[04:20] Berry**
No one could've guessed the
backup would be up in the sky...
**[04:24] Finn**
The AI known as Analytica studied humans,
but once this place was complete,
**[04:29] Finn**
his attention shifted elsewhere
and he descended to the ground.
**[04:33] Finn**
Meaning the only person up
here is the one we seek.
**[04:36] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[04:37] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy! We've got you this time!
**[04:42] Berry**
But where around here would Zero be?
**[04:45] Finn**
We should find some clues up ahead.
**[04:47] Berry**
Really?
**[04:55] Berry**
From here, we should be able to access the
Hyperverse space with the backup data.
**[05:00] Berry**
And I'm certain the key to discovering
Phantom Zero's identity will be in there.
**[05:05] Berry**
Okay, got it. Leave the rest to us.
**[05:09] Finn**
Right. I'll provide support from out here.
**[05:13] Finn**
This Hyperverse instance has admin rights
that will let me manipulate the data.
**[05:22] Finn**
Even if it means scouring the whole place,
**[05:25] Finn**
we'll catch Phantom Zero and prove
the Yurei Detective Club's innocence.
**[05:30] Hack**
Understood, Finn!
**[05:37] Finn**
I'm counting on you.
**[05:44] Hack**
Let's hit it, nerdy-birdy!
**[05:46] Berry**
Yeah!
**[06:15] Berry**
This is the backup data for Tom Sawyer?
**[06:28] Hack**
We're gonna find you.
Just you wait, glitchy-witchy!
**[06:31] Berry**
I'll search over here!
**[06:37] Finn**
*So the urban legends were true.*
**[06:40] Finn**
* Mark Twain exists in Heaven*
* and contains God's powers.*
**[06:44] Finn**
* If the AI engineer, Analytica,*
* was created to build Mark Twain...*
**[06:52] Finn**
*Then, what purpose does Phantom Zero serve?*
**[06:56] Finn**
*Phantom Zero... Where are you?*
**[07:10] Berry**
Isn't it crazy how all the
island's data is backed up here?
**[07:14] Berry**
Anything we want to know,
we can find in here.
**[07:16] Berry**
You gonna look up anything, Hack?
**[07:19] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[07:21] Berry**
Well, yeah, but I mean, like,
your family or whatever...
**[07:24] Hack**
Family?
**[07:27] Berry**
You must have one, right?
A biological mom and dad?
**[07:30] Hack**
Dunno!
**[07:31] Berry**
You *don't?!*
**[07:34] Berry**
Then, let's look it up!
**[07:36] Finn**
*Berry!*
**[07:37] Finn**
*Don't forget what you're here for.*
**[07:39] Berry**
We're looking, okay?
**[07:42] Berry**
Finn's such a spoilsport.
**[07:47] Observer A**
* Several eyewitness reports in*
* District 3, with more coming in.*
**[07:51] Director**
* Seal off the neighboring districts,*
* and send in all our forces.*
**[07:55] Berry**
Eyewitness reports of Zero in District 3?
**[07:59] Berry**
Where's it coming from?
**[08:06] Dad**
*Run, Berry.*
**[08:08] Berry**
Dad?!
**[08:16] Mom**
*Approved.*
**[08:20] Boss**
*What's wrong? Is there some sort of problem?*
**[08:23] Mom**
*No, sir. Not at all.*
**[08:25] Berry**
Mom?!
**[08:27] Background Coworkers**
Approved. Approved. Approved.
**[08:31] Berry**
When I got away...
**[08:33] Sign**
District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[08:33] Sign**
District 18 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[08:34] Sign**
District 03 ! Found Phantom Zero ! !
**[08:35] Sign**
Do you want to save changes?
**[08:35] Sign**
Cancel
**[08:35] Berry**
It wasn't a miracle.
**[08:46] Berry**
That miracle...
**[08:48] Berry**
They made that miracle happen.
**[09:06] Berry**
I'm supposed to be dead.
**[09:11] Berry**
Mom and Dad don't know I'm a Yurei.
**[09:32] Berry**
* I had no idea they could do stuff*
* like that. I'd better show the others.*
**[09:39] Mom**
*Wait!*
**[09:40] Mom**
*Doesn't that look a bit like Berry?*
**[09:43] Mom**
* That was recorded yesterday.*
* You're imagining it.*
**[09:46] Mom**
*Yeah. Maybe I'm just tired...*
**[09:54] Mom**
What's wrong?
**[09:56] Dad**
I think I'm imagining things...
I could've sworn she was right there.
**[10:01] Dad**
I must be tired, too.
**[10:04] Mom**
Maybe...
**[10:06] Mom**
Maybe she was trying to let us know.
**[10:10] Mom**
*Let us know the truth...*
**[10:21] Dad**
* Well, if we're not going to sleep,*
* let's tag this footage and start searching.*
**[10:25] Dad**
* We may find something important.*
* Maybe even the truth.*
**[10:32] Mom**
* Good idea. It's not like*
* we'd be sleeping, anyway.*
**[10:37] Berry**
They... were looking for me this whole time...
**[10:44] Berry**
No way!
**[10:55] Berry**
Dad! Mom!
**[11:01] Berry**
Why?!
**[11:03] Investigator**
*Your child is Phantom Zero, isn't she?*
**[11:08] Investigator**
*Your child is Phantom Zero, isn't she?*
**[11:19] Berry**
Stop it...
**[11:21] Berry**
Just stop it!
**[11:23] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy?
**[11:28] Hack**
Who are they?
**[11:30] Berry**
My mom and dad.
**[11:33] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy's mom and dad?
**[11:35] Berry**
What do we do? My parents are
in big trouble because of me.
**[11:40] Hack**
Why not just delete all the trouble?
**[11:44] Berry**
Delete it?
**[11:46] Hack**
With these "admin" whatevers.
**[11:48] Berry**
But that'd mean erasing
my data permanently...
**[11:54] Hack**
Why not? You're already a Yurei.
**[11:58] Berry**
That'd mean there'd be no
record of me being their kid...
**[12:03] Hack**
Is that a bad thing?
**[12:07] Berry**
But... But then, I wouldn't
be their kid anymore.
**[12:13] Berry**
Dad... Mom...
**[12:16] Hack**
Your brain works weird sometimes.
**[12:19] Hack**
Data's just data.
**[12:22] Hack**
If you see your mom and dad with your
eyes and they see you with theirs...
**[12:29] Hack**
Then, that's the truth,
and that's all that matters.
**[12:35] Finn**
What's going on here?
**[12:38] Finn**
Phantom Zero *isn't* who's up here?
**[12:41] Finn**
Then, administrative control
over Mark Twain belongs to...
**[12:44] Finn**
"Injunction Jo"?
**[12:47] Finn**
That was fast.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:51] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:53] Sign**
Once this data is deleted, it can never be recovered.
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:53] Sign**
Delete all data?
**[12:53] Sign**
Cancel
**[12:55] Finn**
*We've got an emergency!*
**[12:58] Finn**
We need to run for now.
**[13:03] Hack**
Gotta bail!
**[13:14] Director**
We have an emergency!
**[13:16] Director**
The Phantom Zero gang has escaped!
**[13:18] Observer B**
It looks like a robot working for the
suspects broke in and smashed down a wall.
**[13:22] Director**
Deploy a search team immediately!
**[13:25] Observer B**
All available units have been sent to
District 3 to apprehend Phantom Zero.
**[13:29] Observer B**
It's going to take time for
them to reach the facility.
**[13:32] Director**
This is bad.
**[13:34] Director**
What about the surveillance cameras?
**[13:37] Observer A**
All still cats, sir.
**[13:39] Observer A**
We're working on a solution,
but since we don't know the cause,
**[13:41] Observer A**
we don't know where to start.
**[13:43] Director**
Dammit. What's going on here?!
**[13:52] Hank**
Mission accomplished, baby.
**[13:54] Madam**
Oh, what a thrill that was!
**[13:57] Smiley**
I haven't run for real in a long time!
**[14:01] Hank**
Who's there?!
**[14:05] Hank**
You're okay, too, boy?
**[14:08] Madam**
Did you give Finn and the others
what I asked you to take to them?
**[14:14] Madam**
Good boy.
**[14:17] Smiley**
So what now?
**[14:19] Hank**
What's the word in town, Watson?
**[14:24] Green headline box**
District 3 is going nuts!
There's a ton of people!
**[14:25] Hippo post**
Tons of people in District 3 right now.
**[14:25] Hippo post**
Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
**[14:27] Hippo post**
Tons of people in District 3 right now.
**[14:27] Hippo post**
Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
**[14:28] Hippo post**
Tons of people in District 3 right now.
**[14:28] Hippo post**
Are the rumors about a new Phantom Zero event real?
**[14:34] Citizen A**
So where in District 3 is it
meant to be happenin'?
**[14:36] Citizen B**
It's finally time.
**[14:38] Citizen C**
Never been an opportunity like this before.
**[14:42] Logi**
Time for Phantom Zero Nation!
**[14:44] Harper**
And the rumors are true this time?
**[14:47] Logi**
With all these people showin' up? Bound to be!
**[14:50] Logi**
This is the launch of a new event!
**[14:55] Vending Machine Folks**
Nothin' here.
**[14:57] Puzzle Solvers**
It's *gotta* be here, right?
**[14:59] Harper**
Oh, man! This is super exciting!
**[15:02] Logi**
And if we're the ones
who catch Phantom Zero...
**[15:05] Harper**
It'll go crazy viral and the
Love will come flooding in.
**[15:08] Logi**
We're gonna catch that Phantom!
**[15:11] Logi post**
Logi
**[15:11] Logi post**
The new Phantom Zero Event!
**[15:11] Logi post**
How hot is it that it was unannounced?!!!!!
**[15:11] Hank**
So the folks in town think this latest
Phantom Zero business is part of the game?
**[15:24] Smiley**
You wanna go out?
**[15:33] Smiley**
What?
**[15:39] Smiley**
Pup?!
**[15:51] Madam**
Oh, hello. Welcome home.
**[15:53] Hank**
How'd it go for Finn's crew?
**[15:57] Hank**
Yeah?! They really made it to Heaven?
**[16:00] Hank**
Nice!
**[16:02] Smiley**
So how exactly are they gonna make it back?
**[16:06] Smiley**
The city's still crawling with
Customer Center goons.
**[16:10] Hank**
I know!
**[16:12] Hank**
How about we go pick 'em up?
**[16:15] Madam**
My, that sounds lovely!
**[16:17] Madam**
I'd hate for them to be stuck up
in Heaven without a ride home.
**[16:21] Smiley**
I don't mind, but how?
**[16:23] Hank**
Fight fire with fire.
**[16:24] Hank**
And zero with zero.
**[16:49] Berry**
What are we gonna do now?
**[16:51] Finn**
Head to the core world-building systems.
**[16:53] Berry**
The core world-building systems?
**[16:55] Finn**
They're the heart of Mark Twain.
**[16:57] Berry**
We're almost there, huh?
**[17:01] Hack**
Get a move on already!
**[17:02] Hack**
Don't wanna sit around here when
we could be catchin' glitchy-witchy!
**[17:08] Finn**
It can't be!
**[17:09] Berry**
The Zero Phenomenon?!
**[17:11] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[17:12] Hack**
What is this stuff?
**[17:16] Hack**
You want some of this?!
**[17:17] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[17:19] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[17:24] Berry**
Hack?!
**[17:27] Hack**
Huh?
**[17:29] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy? Finn?
**[17:32] Hack**
What the heck?!
**[17:36] Hack**
There you are, glitchy-witchy.
**[17:43] Berry**
Hack? Hack? Hack!
**[17:47] Berry**
What do we do?!
**[17:48] Finn**
Hack's been dragged into the Hyperverse.
**[17:57] Finn**
We need to move.
**[18:00] Hack**
Hey, glitchy-witchy!
**[18:02] Hack**
Ya got any idea the super big-time trouble
we've been through 'cause of you?!
**[18:10] Hack**
Today's the day I bring you in.
**[18:16] Hack**
Giga!
**[18:24] Hack**
Tera!
**[18:24] Hack**
Peta!
**[18:26] Hack**
Exa!
**[18:28] Hack**
Rage-y, rage, rage!
**[18:37] Hack**
I'm done with bailing...
**[18:41] Hack**
And I'm gonna catch you.
**[18:53] Hack**
Go!
**[19:06] Hack**
Glitchy-witchy!
**[19:09] Hack**
Up here!
**[19:28] Hack**
Time to see what you really looky-look like.
**[19:40] Berry**
These are the core world-building systems?
**[19:44] Berry**
And Phantom Zero is in here?
**[19:46] Finn**
No. Injunction Jo is inside.
**[19:49] Berry**
"Injunction Jo"?
**[19:52] Finn**
The person with complete
authority over Mark Twain...
**[19:56] Finn**
Injunction Jo also created Phantom Zero,
**[20:00] Finn**
and is likely the one who dragged
Hack into the Hyperverse.
**[20:04] Berry**
But why?
**[20:05] Finn**
Couldn't say.
**[20:09] Finn**
Damn, discovered already.
**[20:12] Finn**
There's not much time. This Hyperverse space
won't allow communication with the outside.
**[20:15] Finn**
From here on out, it's up to you two.
**[20:17] Berry**
What will you do, Finn?
**[20:19] Finn**
Don't worry about me.
**[20:20] Berry**
But...
**[20:21] Finn**
It'll be fine.
**[20:23] Finn**
I'll make sure there's a place for
you and Hack to come home to.
**[20:27] Finn**
You two are the only ones
who can capture Phantom Zero.
**[20:32] Finn**
Right.
**[20:38] Finn**
This is it.
**[20:39] Berry**
Let's-a go!
**[20:50] Finn**
Too much Deco use
after so long not using it...
**[21:01] Finn**
Sorry, but I can't let
you catch me just yet.
**[21:44] Finn**
You two are my family.
**[22:02] Finn**
I'm counting on you.
# E12 - Home of the Greatest Secret
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX7300/home-of-the-greatest-secret)
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**[00:17] Hack**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Home of the
Greatest Secret
***SIGN*** Home of the
Greatest Secret
***SIGN*** Home of the
Greatest Secret
**[01:53] Hack**
I know this place...
**[01:57] Hack**
Who are these guys?
**[02:07] Mom**
Good morning.
**[02:12] Mom**
What's wrong, sleepyhead?
**[02:18] Hack**
Good morning, Mommy!
**[02:21] Mom**
Look. Everyone's happy to see you.
**[02:27] Hack**
Good morning, everyone!
**[02:30] Dad**
Good morning, my sweet.
**[02:33] Hack**
Good morning, Daddy!
**[02:38] Dad**
You were just saying hi to the
Angel Fish Club, weren't you?
**[03:02] Hack**
Good morning!
**[03:08] Hack**
So pretty!
**[03:10] Jo**
*The girl had a pet peacock named Sam.*
**[03:15] Hack**
Sam, did you hear something just now?
**[03:18] Jo**
*And the girl loved Sam very much.*
**[03:21] Hack**
There it is again.
**[03:26] Hack**
Mommy! I keep hearing this weird voice.
**[03:29] Mom**
Hm, sounds scary.
**[03:31] Mom**
Anyway, it's time for tea.
**[03:33] Hack**
Yay!
**[03:35] Jo**
*It was a truly wonderful place.*
**[03:38] Jo**
* And it was here that the girl lived*
* without a care in the world.*
**[03:44] Hack**
It's good, isn't it?
**[03:45] Dad**
It sure is.
**[04:05] Mommy**
You're doing really well.
**[04:10] Dad**
Here we go.
**[04:11] Dad**
There!
**[04:18] Hack**
Daddy!
**[04:20] Jo**
* Everything was real in this place.*
* A world without Decos or Yurei.*
**[04:26] Hack**
Hey...
**[04:27] Mom**
What's wrong, little sweetie?
**[04:29] Hack**
Mommy and Daddy, when I grow up,
I hope I'm as wonderful as you!
**[04:35] Dad**
I'm sure you will be. Good girl.
**[04:39] Dad**
Sleep tight, okay?
**[04:42] Jo**
*And so, the girl lived out her days in peace.*
**[04:48] Jo**
* And they all lived happily*
* ever after. The end.*
**[04:56] Berry**
Hack!
**[04:58] Berry**
Hack! Hack!
**[05:03] Hack**
A ghost?
**[05:06] Hack**
Stay back!
**[05:07] Berry**
Hack!
**[05:08] Hack**
No!
**[05:09] Hack**
Daddy! Mommy! There's a ghost!
**[05:13] Berry**
Wait!
**[05:14] Hack**
No!
**[05:15] Berry**
Hack!
**[05:16] Hack**
Go away, ghost!
**[05:18] Berry**
Look, I'm not a ghost. I'm a Yurei.
I'm Berry, from the Yurei Detective Club!
**[05:23] Hack**
Berry?
**[05:25] Berry**
Have you forgotten?
**[05:26] Berry**
It's me, nerdy-birdy!
**[05:28] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy?
**[05:29] Berry**
That's right!
**[05:31] Berry**
We're in a detective club together
and we've solved all kinds of cases.
**[05:36] Hack**
A detective club?
**[05:38] Berry**
And there's something we need to do.
**[05:41] Berry**
We have to solve the last mystery:
the Mystery of Zero.
**[05:44] Hack**
Mystery?
**[05:46] Berry**
Yeah. This place isn't real. You must look with
your own eyes to decide what's true, right?
**[05:54] Berry**
So wake up, Hack!
**[05:58] Berry**
I. Love. Ai!
**[06:03] Hack**
I. Love. Ai.
**[06:09] Hack**
Aw, *hell* nah!
**[06:11] Hack**
You cheap, cheating cheater!
**[06:13] Hack**
Get your butt out here, glitchy-witchy!
**[06:15] Berry**
Hack!
**[06:24] Berry**
Wait, this is that thing
Finn was looking into.
**[06:28] Hack**
We're catchin' 'em
this time, nerdy-birdy.
**[06:31] Berry**
Copy that, Hack!
**[06:36] Hack**
Show yourself!
**[06:49] Jo**
I'm impressed. The world
I built was perfect.
**[06:53] Jo**
It was my final defense.
**[06:55] Jo**
And you managed to see right
through the Angel Fish Club.
**[07:08] Finn**
It's up to you two.
**[07:12] Finn**
*You need to catch Zero.*
**[07:53] Hack**
Found ya!
**[07:55] Berry**
Phantom Zero!
**[07:58] Jo**
Welcome to my "Mark Twain" palace.
**[08:04] Jo**
I'd intended on integrating
you into the algorithm,
**[08:09] Jo**
but seeing you work together
made something clear.
**[08:12] Jo**
It seems having friends is
a crucial thing at times.
**[08:17] Jo**
So instead, I'm going
to tell you everything.
**[08:30] Berry**
Who are you?
**[08:31] Jo**
I lead the Customer Center
from here in Mark Twain.
**[08:37] Jo**
I watch over the people
and manage them.
**[08:39] Jo**
My name's Injunction Jo.
**[08:42] Hack**
Queen Looky-Loo...
**[08:44] Jo**
You also know me as Phantom Zero.
**[08:50] Berry**
If I tell everyone about
Zero's *true* identity,
**[08:54] Berry**
it'll prove we're not Phantom Zero.
**[08:57] Berry**
Then, we'll be able to save our friends!
**[09:00] Jo**
Is that seriously why you came all this way?
**[09:02] Jo**
You naïve little darling.
**[09:04] Berry**
Naïve?
**[09:06] Hack**
Naïve and pure-hearted.
**[09:08] Hack**
But that's fine. That might be
exactly what I'm looking for.
**[09:12] Hack**
What're you yappin' about?!
**[09:14] Injunction Jo**
The Innocent Upload.
Administrative control over Mark Twain.
**[09:18] Injunction Jo**
I'm saying I'll pass the role of "Phantom Zero"
onto you naïve, pure-hearted kids.
**[09:25] Berry**
Pass it on?
**[09:26] Jo**
Yes. You'll become Zero.
**[09:30] Jo**
It'll give you eyes across the whole island,
**[09:33] Jo**
allowing you to see everything and
learn anything you want about it.
**[09:39] Jo**
And once you know everything,
**[09:41] Jo**
you will have the freedom to
decide whether it's truth or fiction.
**[09:49] Jo**
Aided by the power you've all
dubbed the "Zero Phenomenon."
**[09:53] Berry**
No way.
**[09:56] Jo**
Whoever becomes Phantom
Zero is essentially God,
**[10:00] Jo**
ruling from on high in this Heaven of mine.
**[10:04] Hack**
Quit screwin' around, glitchy-witchy.
**[10:06] Berry**
How is that even possible?
**[10:09] Jo**
It started with an algorithm
to govern this island.
**[10:14] Jo**
Human lives are dictated by algorithms.
**[10:18] Jo**
What we think of as "hearts" are nothing
more than automated formulas
**[10:23] Jo**
reacting to a spectrum of stimuli.
**[10:26] Berry**
That's not true! I've got a heart...
a mind of my own!
**[10:31] Jo**
True enough.
**[10:32] Jo**
But that mind of yours
and the way it reacts
**[10:35] Jo**
is decided by the cumulative response
to a massive store of backed-up data.
**[10:41] Jo**
Nothing people do is ever
truly from out of the blue.
**[10:45] Jo**
Your hearts and my own are the result
of information organized by algorithms.
**[10:52] Jo**
Free will doesn't enter into the equation.
**[10:55] Jo**
In order to oversee and protect humans,
**[10:58] Jo**
and create a world where they wouldn't
need to pass judgment on one another,
**[11:03] Jo**
a system was created to
purge sin from our hearts.
**[11:06] Jo**
That's what you're standing in.
**[11:11] Mom**
We make it so people don't have to
see things that'd make them worry.
**[11:14] Mom**
It's a very important job.
**[11:16] Berry**
And you think that makes it okay
to cover up the truth with lies?
**[11:20] Berry**
There's no way that's right!
**[11:22] Jo**
The very concepts of "truth" and
"fiction" require external context.
**[11:28] Jo**
And if you remove that context?
The distinction goes with it.
**[11:34] Finn**
Once something's been struck from the
record, it'll fade from memory over time.
**[11:39] Finn**
As if it never existed.
**[11:42] Berry**
That's not true. I know it isn't!
**[11:45] Madam**
People are like the moon.
**[11:47] Madam**
We all have a dark side
nobody else ever sees.
**[11:52] Berry**
People... People's hearts aren't that simple!
**[11:56] Berry**
We can live just fine without
your oversight and "management"!
**[12:00] Hack**
Ya gotta look with your own
eyes to find out what's true!
**[12:03] Berry**
There are some truths
you *can't* see for yourself!
**[12:06] Berry**
You're just making calls for
everyone as if you know it all.
**[12:10] Berry**
Who d'you think you are?!
**[12:12] Jo**
I'm just like all of you. Just a regular
human, dancing to the algorithm's tune.
**[12:18] Jo**
And my function inside this system is to
provide "humanity," in all its inconsistency.
**[12:25] Jo**
A small bit of "play"
allowed for by the system.
**[12:28] Jo**
I exert an external
influence on the algorithm.
**[12:33] Jo**
That's what I was chosen for.
**[12:37] Jo**
And now, using the authority granted to me,
I'm carrying out an injunction on myself.
**[12:44] Berry**
An injunction?
**[12:45] Jo**
A last-ditch chance at freeing
myself by my own hand.
**[12:50] Jo**
I'm tired.
**[12:52] Berry**
Jo...
**[12:53] Berry**
That's why I wandered the island in the
guise of Phantom Zero. To find a successor.
**[12:58] Berry**
I wanted someone naïve and pure-hearted...
**[13:02] Berry**
An innocent without a hint
of self-centered desire.
**[13:06] Berry**
And seeing the two of you,
something became obvious.
**[13:09] Berry**
No individual without ties
to others can be innocent.
**[13:12] Berry**
It needs to be someone
with very close friends.
**[13:19] Hack**
Ya been rip-running your mouth
for so long, I'm gettin' tired!
**[13:24] Jo**
You're in contempt of court.
**[13:26] Hack**
You're tryin' to save people?
**[13:28] Hack**
Mind your own business.
No one asked for your help.
**[13:31] Hack**
And honestly, nobody cares, peacock lady.
**[13:35] Jo**
Contempt of court!
**[13:37] Hack**
I seriously don't give a crap what's
constructed or not, or what's true or not.
**[13:41] Hack**
I put my faith in the stuff I see with my
own eyeballs and the experiences I have.
**[13:46] Hack**
That goes for me, her, and all our friends.
**[13:49] Hack**
And if your algo-whatever says
it's all fake, I still don't care.
**[13:55] Hack**
The stuff we find, no matter what it is,
is truer than any truth!
**[13:58] Hack**
Ya got that, Jo?!
**[14:05] Jo**
It looks like I made
the right call after all.
**[14:09] Jo**
Go ahead and try it.
Let's see how true your truth is.
**[14:14] Hack**
Say what?
**[14:16] Jo**
You want to know about Phantom Zero, right?
And the reason behind the Zero Phenomenon?
**[14:22] Jo**
That's why you came here, isn't it?
**[14:24] Hack**
The glitchy-witchy?
**[14:27] Jo**
Well, if you want the *real* truth, look for
yourself. Step up and see it firsthand!
**[14:33] Hack**
Understood.
**[14:37] Sign**
No Admittance
**[14:41] Sign**
No Admittance
**[14:41] Logi**
Huh? It says nobody's allowed in.
Isn't the event supposed to be around here?
**[14:47] Harper**
There are rumors that the *real*
Phantom Zero is gonna show up!
**[14:51] Logi**
Then, this is all part of the setup?!
**[14:53] Harper**
Gotta be!
**[15:00] Officer A**
Phantom Zero and their
accomplices are arriving.
**[15:02] Captain**
The real Phantom Zero, huh?
**[15:13] Captain**
Here they are.
**[15:20] Captain**
So you two are Phantom Zero, huh?
**[15:25] Finn**
I could ask you the same thing.
**[15:29] Captain**
Huh?! What are you...
**[15:31] Captain**
What is this?! Phantom Zero?
**[15:31] Finn**
I know who did this.
**[15:33] Captain**
Hey! What's going on?!
**[15:34] Townspeople**
D'you see all these Phantom Zeros?!
**[15:36] Townspeople**
No Admittance
**[15:39] Harper**
Check it out! You're Phantom Zero!
**[15:41] Logi**
So are you, man!
**[15:43] Townsperson**
What's going on?!
**[15:44] Captain**
This is bad! The Deco Wall's down!
It must be the work of Phantom Zero's gang!
**[15:48] Guy A**
Where's Phantom Zero?!
**[15:50] Lady A**
Yeah! We're all Phantom Zero!
**[15:50] Captain**
Hey! Stop right there!
**[15:52] Guy B**
I'm Phantom Zero, too!
**[15:55] Finn**
What exactly is going on?
**[15:56] Hank**
Sorry 'bout the hold-up.
**[15:59] Hank**
We came to get you, Finn!
**[16:01] Smiley**
Sorry about the wait!
**[16:02] Madam**
Here we are.
**[16:06] Finn**
I knew you guys had to be behind this.
**[16:09] Hank**
Fight fire with fire! And fight zero...
**[16:11] All**
...with zero!
**[16:39] Hank**
Good to have you back, Finn.
**[16:41] Finn**
Yeah. It's good to be back, everyone.
**[16:44] Madam**
So how was "Heaven"?
**[16:48] Finn**
My game's finally over.
**[16:50] Smiley**
Wait, what about Berry?
**[16:53] Finn**
She's just asleep.
**[16:55] Finn**
She's exhausted.
**[16:58] Hank**
What happened to Hack?
**[17:00] Finn**
Good question.
**[17:03] Finn**
The only thing I can say for sure...
**[17:06] Finn**
...is the future is Hack's world to construct.
**[17:20] Dad**
Could you go wake Mom for me?
**[17:22] Berry**
Got it!
**[17:30] Berry**
Mom! It's morning! Wake up!
**[17:35] Mom**
Good morning...
**[17:37] Berry**
Let's head down.
**[17:43] Berry**
Dad! Mom's up.
**[17:47] Dad**
Good morning, dear.
**[17:48] Mom**
Good morning.
**[17:51] Mom**
Mm, smells wonderful.
**[17:53] Berry**
It's gapao rice with plenty of cilantro.
**[17:56] Mom**
Impressive. And it looks tasty.
**[17:59] Dad**
Since I had a late shift, I made it
with Berry before I head off to bed.
**[18:03] Dad**
Right?
**[18:04] Berry**
Right!
**[18:06] Berry**
You two have been pretty busy lately, huh?
**[18:09] Dad**
Well, more things can now
be considered for Love,
**[18:12] Dad**
including content that
used to be rejected.
**[18:15] Mom**
Right. Good or bad, there are no more secrets.
**[18:19] Dad**
The job of content moderators is no longer
about hiding things, be they good or bad.
**[18:24] Dad**
Now, it's about letting people
know which things are bad.
**[18:30] Mom**
Come on, we've got a nice meal here.
Let's eat it before it gets cold.
**[18:34] Mom**
You've got class today, right?
**[18:36] Berry**
Yup! Time to eat!
**[18:39] Mom&Dad**
Time to eat.
**[18:42] Berry**
So Love-y!
**[18:43] Mom**
This is good.
**[18:44] Dad**
Isn't it, though?
**[18:49] Berry**
* You want to know about the*
* Yurei Detective Club, right?*
**[18:52] Berry**
*It all happened a year ago,*
**[18:54] Berry**
* but looking back, it feels more like*
* something out of an adventure story.*
**[18:59] Sign**
Do Not Enter
**[19:05] Berry**
* Hank's as busy as ever,*
* salvaging junk for his junk shop.*
**[19:13] Berry**
* "What's cooler than making*
* your living off the sea?" he said.*
**[19:17] Sign**
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
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Ramen
**[19:27] Berry**
*Watson opened a ramen place.*
**[19:30] Berry**
* He's taken over from Analytica as*
* the owner of the mystery ramen cart.*
**[19:33] Sign**
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**[19:39] Berry**
*Madam and Smiley are doing great as always.*
**[19:51] Berry**
* Apparently, Smiley and Doron*
* go for flights regularly now.*
**[20:01] Berry**
*Finn went back to his old home.*
**[20:04] Berry**
* The people who live there are*
* now authorized to use Love,*
**[20:08] Berry**
* and since you can get Love from cleaning up,*
* they all work hard to deal with the trash.*
**[20:26] Berry**
*Jo said she was going on a trip.*
**[20:28] Berry**
*An adventure in a homemade airship!*
**[20:39] Berry**
*As for Hack...*
**[20:41] Berry**
*It's been a no-contact situation since then.*
**[20:43] Berry**
* Since Hack chose to take*
* Jo's place building worlds...*
**[20:53] Berry**
*Which means, well...*
**[20:59] Berry**
*But I'm sure...*
**[21:02] Berry**
*We'll meet again someday, right, diary?*
**[21:49] Berry**
Left!
**[21:50] Berry**
Right!
**[21:53] Berry**
Hack!
**[21:57] Berry**
Hack!
**[21:58] Hack**
Nerdy-birdy!
**[22:00] Berry**
Caught you!