E9 - Welcome, Honored Guest

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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Shou
    Thank you for taking the time to come.
[00:04] Mom
    No trouble. The chairman and I go way back.
SIGN    "Welcome, Honored Guest"
[00:08] Mom
    Are those the photography club kids?
[00:11] Mom
    It hasn't been disbanded yet?
[00:13] Mom
    I have to do something
    before Serura goes crazy!
[00:17] Mom
    I'll observe them in secret first.
[00:17] Kiina
    Afternoon begin! Watch the big ball spin!
[00:19] Kiina
    The ball is your friend!
    Starboard to the end!
[00:22] Mai
    Reminds me of the golden ball in Osu.
[00:23] Yato
    Yep!
[00:24] Mom
    Golden ball?! Did that sweet
    young girl just talk about balls?!
[00:27] Shou
    What's the matter, ma'am?!
[00:29] Mom
    These kids are unbelievable!
[00:30] Kiina
    The three-legged race is next!
SIGN    Jin
[00:34] Yanna
    C'mon! Ya gotta stick
    closer or we can't run!
SIGN    Three-Legged Race
[00:36] Jin
    Yeah, but...
[00:37] Mom
    Her chest is touching him! How shameless!
SIGN    Jump Rope
[00:42] Mom
    Look at her bounce!
SIGN    Ball Toss
[00:44] Mom
    Balls again?!
SIGN    ° Mom Is Panicking
[00:45] Shou
    M-Ma'am?
[00:47] Mom
    These kids are so shameless and bouncy
    and always talking about balls!
[00:50] Mom
    I have to get their club shut down!
[00:52] Shou
    It might be heatstroke!
    To the nurse's office, quick!
[00:54] Kiina
    Next up is a dance
    by the girls of our school.
[00:57] Yato
    Why do I gotta dress like this?
[00:59] Mai
    Heck yes! Thank you, world!
[01:03] Jin
    Are you gonna be able to dance like that?
[01:05] Yato
    Don't ya worry!
[01:07] Yato
    I've trained by doin' the Domatsuri
    dance recognized by Guinness!
[01:09] Jin
    Domatsuri? Guinness?!
[01:11] Mai
    She's talking about the Nippon Dommannaka
    Festival that's held every year in Nagoya.
SIGN    Held for 3 days at the end of every August
     About 20,000 people in 200 teams dance in the streets of Nagoya
[01:15] Jin
    They really want you to know
    it's in the center of Japan!
[01:17] Mai
    It's called the "group dance,"
    and everyone present joins in.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    The "Domatsuri" is held
     every year with the
     concept of "Nobody
     attends. Everybody
     participates." 
    It's also held online, so
     check it out!
[01:20] Mai
    Seeing thousands of people
    dance together is incredible!
[01:22] Jin
    Thousands? Is the entire
    population of Nagoya there?
[01:25] Mai
    Senpai, do you think Nagoya
    is some little village?
[01:27] Rara
    It's time, guys.
[01:30] Mom
    Goodness...
[01:32] Mom
    What a lovely dance.
[01:33] Mom
    They must have practiced a lot.
[01:40] Mom
    Greetings, photography club members.
[01:43] Mom
    I was just reporting to the chairman
    that I have an issue with your club.
[01:48] All
    Huh?!
[01:49] Mom
    But you all had such nice smiles.
[01:51] Mom
    And you were working so hard.
[01:53] Mom
    I'm relieved to see you're all good kids.
[01:55] Mom
    I do think you went a bit
    too far at times, though...
[01:59] Jin
    So the thing about disbanding...
[02:00] Mom
    I'll talk to the chairman
    and have that plan revoked.
[02:03] Yanna
    All right!
[02:04] Jin
    Thank you!
[02:06] Jin
    But now that I think about it,
[02:07] Jin
    didn't this all start because
    you got the wrong idea?
[02:10] Yanna
    Hang on a sec! This guy just has no tact!
[02:13] Mai
    That's right! He's incredibly dense
    and completely tactless!
[02:16] Yato
    No tact at all!
[02:17] Jin
    No one's defending me?!
[02:19] Na
    In any case, the club escaped disbandment.
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
[02:53] Recchiri
    Good work today, Shonai-sensei.
[02:55] Rara
    There's a place in Shizuoka
    called "Ball Drop Valley."
[02:57] Teachers
    Ball drop?!
SIGN    Balls!!