E8 - We Ain't a Couple

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
SIGN    "We Ain't a Couple"
[00:07] Jin
    Sorry! Did you wait long?
SIGN    Blush!!
[00:10] Yanna
    Cut!
[00:11] Yanna
    The hell you doin', Monaka?!
[00:14] Yanna
    Yer s'posed ta go, "Nah, I just got here!"
SIGN    Hotter Than the Summer Sun Couples Photo Contest
SIGN    Top Prize:
    150,000 Yen
[00:16] Yanna
    We ain't gonna win the "Hotter than
    the Summer Sun Couples Photo Contest" that way!
[00:20] Jin
    Do we have to do all
    this just to play around?
[00:22] Yanna
    We can't use club funds
    for personal reasons,
[00:24] Yanna
    so we need that prize money.
[00:26] Jin
    Also, why do we need
    to say lines for a photo?
[00:28] Yanna
    It's always important to put form first.
[00:30] Jin
    What would you even know?!
[00:32] Mai
    What's the problem, Jin-senpai?
[00:34] Mai
    Look at the cute outfit
    Yatogame-chan's wearing for this!
[00:38] Jin
    She does seem kinda quiet.
    I thought she'd get mad and refuse to do it.
[00:41] Jin
    Maybe she actually doesn't mind...
[00:42] Jin
    being bought off?!
[00:42] Yato
    One, two, three...
[00:44] Yanna
    We're just gettin' started!
[00:45] Yanna
    Next, you two are gonna go in here!
[00:48] Yanna
    The classic date venue,
    the Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium!
[00:51] Jin
    D-D-D-Date?!
[00:52] Jin
    What are we supposed to do on a date?
[00:54] Yato
    I accept the challenge.
[00:55] Jin
    Does she understand what's going on here?!
SIGN    Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium
    
    Annual Pass
    
    Yatogame Monaka-sama
    Adult
    
     Effective Until:
SIGN    Aquatic Life Exam
    
    Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium x Third Greatest Cities 5
    Aquarium of Curiosity!
    Quiz Rally
[01:00] Jin
    Wow, it's so big.
[01:02] Jin
    Killer whales! Awesome!
    I've never seen one before!
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    The Port of Nagoya
     Public Aquarium and 
    Kamogawa Sea World 
    in Chiba are the only 
    places in Japan where 
    one can see killer
     whales
[01:05] Yato
    The Port of Nagoya Public Aquarium
    the most water of any aquarium in Japan.
[01:10] Yato
    And there are only two places in Japan
    where ya can see killer whales!
[01:13] Jin
    Wow...
[01:15] Jin
    I know you like shachihoko,
    so seeing killer whales (shachi)
[01:18] Jin
    with you feels pretty special.
[01:20] Yato
    A shachihoko is an imaginary animal
    with a fish's body and a tiger's head.
[01:24] Yato
    It ain't the same as a killer whale.
[01:25] Jin
    Don't give a serious response!
SIGN    Take a photo
    
    with a
    
    killer whale
    
    here
[01:27] Mai
    Oh, they'll take your picture here.
[01:30] Staff
    Step right up!
[01:31] Jin
    Uh...
[01:32] Staff
    Here! Use whichever one you want!
[01:34] Staff
    Scoot closer together! Closer, now!
[01:36] Staff
    Okay! Say "killer"!
[01:40] Yanna
    That ain't no good at all.
[01:42] Jin
    Yeah, but, I mean...
[01:44] Yato
    Yeah...
[01:44] Yanna
    Mai, stand in.
[01:45] Mai
    What?
[01:46] Mai
    I don't look weird, do I?
[01:49] Mai
    Say something!
[01:50] Yanna
    Ya look great! Right, Monaka?
[01:53] Staff
    In a few moments, at 1:00,
    the Sardine Tornado show
[01:57] Staff
    will begin here in the Kuroshio Tank.
[02:01] Jin
    Those are all sardines?! Wow!
[02:03] Jin
    Tadakusa-chan's fascinated, too.
[02:05] Jin
    When I see her like this,
    she's kinda pretty...
[02:08] Jin
    Eh?
[02:09] Jin
    Look at this! You can touch real animals!
[02:11] Mai
    S-So I see.
[02:13] Jin
    Come on, Tadakusa-chan.
    Try touching some, too.
[02:18] Jin
    Huh?
[02:19] Jin
    Sorry, I thought you'd be okay
    with that kind of thing...
SIGN    Nagano
SIGN    Gifu
SIGN    Toyama
SIGN    Ishikawa
SIGN    Fukui
SIGN    Aichi
SIGN    Mie
SIGN    Shiga
[02:22] Mai
    Gifu is a landlocked prefecture! 
    I have no tolerance for sea life!
[02:25] Jin
    That's why?!
[02:27] Yanna
    Jeez, Monaka and Mai, yer both hopeless.
[02:29] Yanna
    We can't get anything done.
[02:30] Mai
    Wait a moment.
    There's still one left, isn't there?
[02:33] Yanna
    Huh?
SIGN    Shiharu and Nanaho
[02:38] Shiharu
    Shiharu and...
[02:39] Nanaho
    ...Nanaho.
[02:41] Nanaho
    I heard Nagoya has a huge
    aquarium with killer whales.
[02:45] Shiharu
    Well, Osaka has Kaiyukan,
    an aquarium with a whale shark!
[02:48] Shiharu
    Sharks are obviously stronger
    than killer whales!
[02:51] Nanaho
    Whale sharks are mild-mannered
    and eat only plankton,
[02:54] Nanaho
    but killer whales are total carnivores.
[02:55] Nanaho
    But I guess I shouldn't
    tell her that... I dunno.
[02:58] Shiharu
    Right?!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!