E5 - More Chicken Wings

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SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region. Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the opinions of the characters and may not represent reality, and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Shou
    That photography club is on the fast track
    to disbandment if they keep that up.
SIGN    "More Chicken Wings"
[00:06] Kei
    The Tagane Festival's coming up,
    so they're gonna have a lot to do.
[00:09] Kiina
    We'll be busy, too.
[00:12] Jin
    Huh?!
[00:12] Mai
    It's Yatogame-chan!
[00:14] Mai
    We gotta get her to the nurse's office!
SIGN    Ding
[00:15] Shou
    What happened here?!
SIGN    Straight Up
[00:17] Shou
    What's with the hand?
[00:18] Mai
    That's her chicken wing pose.
[00:19] Shou
    Huh?
SIGN    Mmm
[00:20] Mai
    If a Nagoyan goes too long
    without eating chicken wings,
[00:23] Mai
    they experience withdrawal symptoms.
[00:25] Shou
    Well, it's creepy!
    How do we get her back to normal?
[00:28] Mai
    She should be fine
    if she eats chicken wings.
[00:30] Mai
    She hasn't had any in two weeks!
[00:32] Jin
    That's pretty recent!
[00:33] Shou
    Aonaji! Asaka!
[00:34] Shou
    Weren't there some ingredients leftover
[00:36] Shou
    from the whole chicken
    we cooked in cooking class?
[00:37] Shou
    Cook them and bring them here!
[00:39] Jin
    What kind of cooking class makes that?!
[00:40] Kei
    Aw...
[00:40] Kiina
    Stupid president.
[00:41] Shou
    Move it!
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[00:43] Kei
    Here. Chicken wings.
[00:45] Both
    Wait, why?!
SIGN    Straight Up
[00:46] Mai
    Senpai, listen closely.
[00:48] Mai
    These are not chicken wings.
[00:50] Jin
    That statement would shock even a chicken!
SIGN    ° Her Personal Opinion
[00:52] Mai
    In Nagoya, 99 percent of the time,
    "chicken wings" means the fried kind!
[00:55] Jin
    That's basically 100 percent!
[00:57] Yato
    Sniff, sniff... Wha?!
[00:58] Yanna
    Monaka! I bought ya Furaibo
    and Sekai no Yama-chan!
[01:02] Jin
    She's awake!
SIGN    Crack
[01:03] Yato
    Crack!
[01:03] Yato
    Chomp!
SIGN    Chomp
[01:04] Yato
    All clean!
SIGN    All Clean
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Crack
[01:07] Jin
    Her speed is insane!
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Crack
[01:08] Mai
    Everyone, observe these panels of Yama-chan.
SIGN    How to Eat Chicken Wings According to Yama-chan
SIGN    First, twist here to snap it
     in two.
SIGN    Grab the bigger
     piece of meat
     with your teeth,
     and pull out
     the bone with
     your hand.
SIGN    If any meat
     is left, suck it
     off and leave
     only the bone.
SIGN    The smaller bit has both
     skin and flesh.
SIGN    Eat that,
     too.
SIGN    If you do it
     right, only a
     clean bone will
     be left.
SIGN    It's best when you strip
     it down to the bone,
     the bone♪
SIGN    Now,
     farewell.
SIGN    Flap
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SIGN    The End
[01:10] Yato
    Anyone who can't eat 'em this way
    don't deserve to live in Nagoya.
[01:13] Jin
    You can lose your right to citizenship
    over chicken wings?!
[01:15] Yanna
    Let's eat 'em together! They're yummy!
[01:17] Jin
    Yama-chan's have more pepper,
[01:19] Jin
    and the Furaibo ones have
    a sweet and salty coating.
[01:21] Yanna
    I could eat 'em forever
    alternatin' between the two!
[01:24] Yato
    If it weren't for Chairman Ohtsubo,
[01:26] Yato
    we wouldn't be able to eat
    these tasty chicken wings.
[01:29] Jin
    Who's that?
[01:30] Yato
    The chairman of Furaibo,
    the shop that first came up
SIGN    Furaibo
[01:32] Yato
    with sweet an' salty chicken wings!
[01:34] Mai
    You work so hard every day.
SIGN    The Original Fried Chicken Wings
[01:36] Mai
    Treat yourself with a visit
    to your local Furaibo today.
[01:38] Mai
    We're waiting for you!
[01:40] Yato
    Furaibo: the original fried chicken wings!
[01:42] Yanna
    You go, Chairman!
[01:43] Jin
    Is this chairman that well-known?!
[01:45] Jin
    Whoa... Suddenly it's just
    a pile of corpses...
[01:47] Yato
    Wha...? They're gone already?
SIGN    Straight Up
[01:51] Jin
    I'll go buy some chicken wings!
[01:53] Mai
    Me, too!
[01:53] Yanna
    Ditto!
[01:54] Shou
    How many does she need to eat
    before she's happy?!
[01:56] Na
    Allow me to explain.
SIGN    5 Wings Makes 1 Serving
SIGN    Yama-chan's Tumbling Mountain of Wings Is a Daily Sight
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SIGN    On Top of a Drink
[01:58] Na
    Nagoyan chicken wings are a food
    from another dimension
[02:00] Na
    that makes you hungrier the more you eat.
[02:02] Na
    Many Nagoyans will eat ten servings,
    or fifty wings, at once.
[02:05] Shou
    Why did we even come here?
[02:07] Tsuji
    Lady Serura and...
SIGN    Lady Serura
    and
    Tsuji the Butler
[02:09] Serura
    ...Tsuji the Butler.
[02:10] Serura
    Takanawa Gateway is so evo!
SIGN    • Tennozu Isle
    • Shinagawa Seaside
    • Tokyo Teleport
    • Toranomon Hills
    • Minami-Machida Grandberry Park
[02:12] Serura
    The katakana in the name
    makes it feel so modern!
[02:14] Tsuji
    Tokyo has many stations
    with names like that.
[02:17] Tsuji
    Incidentally, Nagoya also has a station
    name with both kanji and katakana.
SIGN    Evo
[02:20] Serura
    What?! There's seriously more?!
SIGN    Sogo Rihabiri Center
[02:22] Tsuji
    Sogo Rihabiri Center.
[02:24] Tsuji
    Sogo Rihabiri Center... Sogo Rihabiri
    Center... Sogo Rihabiri Center...
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SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 4