E5 - I Ain't a Nagoyer

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SIGN    * D i s c l a i m e r
SIGN    Many scenes in this program will appear to present a biased view  of the people of Nagoya and the surrounding region.  Please bear in mind that these scenes are strictly the  opinions of the characters and may not represent reality,  and enjoy it as a program filled with love for Nagoya.
[00:02] Serura
    Nagoya's still so boring.
SIGN    I Ain't a Nagoyer
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Dobe Serura 
    Here for orientation 
    Middle school third-year 
    Attracted to Tokyo
[00:05] Serura
    If this was Tokyo, I'd be having
    such a nice, blissful time.
[00:09] Serura
    The place that suits me best is...
[00:11] Serura
    Tokyo!
[00:12] Serura
    The city of freedom, Tokyo!
[00:15] Jin
    You know... your earbuds aren't plugged in.
[00:19] Serura
    Excuse you?! They're not supposed to be!
[00:21] Serura
    In Tokyo, this is the evo-style!
[00:24] Jin
    Not supposed to be?
    Also, what is "evo-style"?
[00:27] Serura
    Damn it! This is why I can't
    stand the people of Nagoya!
[00:30] Serura
    And now I'm hot from all that running.
[00:32] Serura
    Oh, I feel cool air.
SIGN    Photography Club
[00:35] Serura
    Whoa, someone's in here!
[00:37] Serura
    Is she in middle school, too?
[00:38] Serura
    That sure is a unique hairstyle.
[00:41] Serura
    She must be a fan of Tokyo, like me.
[00:45] Serura
    No one else understands, huh?
[00:47] Serura
    What's so wrong
    with being different, anyway?
[00:50] Serura
    There's just something there
    you can't find anywhere else.
[00:53] Yato
    It ain't a bad thing
    that we don't get Milmake!
SIGN    School Lunch Types
[00:56] Yato
    And I gotta make 'em see what Nagoya
    school lunches have that theirs don't!
SIGN    Bento Types
[01:00] Yato
    That means I gotta play up
    Nagoya's charms more!
[01:02] Serura
    You look like you'd rather be
    in a better place, too.
[01:05] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:06] Serura
    I'm Dobe Serura. Call me Serura.
[01:09] Yato
    I'm Yatogame Monaka.
[01:11] Serura
    Monaka-chan, huh? Nice to meet you.
[01:13] Yato
    Yeah!
[01:13] Jin
    Hey, one of the middle school kids is here.
[01:15] Jin
    Wait, you're that loud girl I saw earlier!
[01:17] Serura
    Monaka-chan, I can't even
    deal with this guy.
[01:20] Yato
    Yeah.
[01:20] Yato
    Serura knew from one glance
    that he's from Tokyo.
[01:23] Yato
    She's a true Nagoyer!
[01:24] Jin
    It's so hot, even with the AC on.
[01:29] Serura
    A Fujita Nekoru brand shirt?!
[01:31] Serura
    Those are only sold in Shibuya!
[01:33] Jin
    Yeah, I bought it when I was in Tokyo.
[01:36] Serura
    What?! What?! You're not from Nagoya?!
[01:38] Jin
    No, I moved here this past spring—
[01:42] Serura
    I had no idea you were from Tokyo!
[01:44] Serura
    Let me lick your shoes!
[01:45] Jin
    What the heck?! Please don't!
[01:46] Yato
    Serura, what're ya doin'?
[01:49] Serura
    Crap! I made myself look so dumb
    just because he's from Tokyo!
[01:53] Jin
    W-Well, since you're here,
    want to try taking a picture?
[01:55] Serura
    Huh? Ah... Sure!
[01:58] Yato
    Okay...
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:01] Yato
    Isn't Hachimaru adorable?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Hachimaru 
    Born in 1610, the same year
     as Nagoya 
    Loves interacting with people 
    and traveling all over Nagoya.
[02:03] Yato
    Just look at his big, round eyes!
[02:05] Serura
    Monaka-chan... isn't that
    a mascot of Nagoya?
[02:09] Serura
    That's not the least bit cute, is it?
SIGN    °This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
[02:11] Serura
    It's the ultimate in non-evo.
[02:13] Yato
    Wha?!
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:14] Yato
    O-Okay, fine!
SIGN    Danamo
    Travels the world looking
     for peace, nature,
     and a slow life. 
    Knows lots of things.
[02:16] Yato
    I bet you prefer Ebizabeth
    and Danamo, right?
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    Ebizabeth 
    Hachimaru's friend. 
    A very curious girl.
SIGN    Yatoga
SIGN    ©Nagoya City
[02:19] Serura
    Wait, who even are those two?!
[02:21] Serura
    Come to your senses, Monaka-chan!
SIGN    ° This is strictly Dobe-chan's opinion.
[02:23] Serura
    It's not right for a middle schooler
    to actually like Nagoya!
[02:26] Jin
    Uh, Yatogame's in high school.
[02:28] Serura
    Huh? High school?
[02:29] Yato
    Yeah.
[02:30] Serura
    You're in high school, and you like Nagoya?
[02:33] Serura
    You poor thing!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki Volume 3
[02:37] Voices
    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
SIGN    Jandara-senpai Is Beauticute!!
[02:40] Teppei
    It's such a long trip to Shizuoka.
[02:42] Teppei
    Riding the Shinkansen just
    makes it seem even longer.
[02:44] Jandara
    Teppei-kun, was that a declaration of war?
[02:47] Jandara
    The Nozomi skips the whole
    Mikawa area along with Shizuoka!
SIGN    Mikawa-Anjo
SIGN    Toyohashi
SIGN    Hamamatsu
SIGN    Kakegawa
SIGN    Shizuoka
SIGN    Shin-Fuji
SIGN    Mishima
SIGN    Atami
SIGN    Odawara
SIGN    Shizuoka
[02:50] Teppti
    Huh?!
[02:51] Jandara
    Mikawa-Anjo Station is just a sad reminder
SIGN    Now    passing through Mikawa-Anjo Station.
[02:54] Jandara
    that you're eight minutes from Nagoya.
[02:57] Teppei
    It's just an alert?!
SIGN    Yatogame-chan
    Kansatsu Nikki
    Volume 3!!!